Fri, 31 Oct 2003
Public relations
It has been brought to my attention that in order to obtain
your cooperation in installing my minions in those countries
that still run Democracy 1.0 (as opposed to the new, improved
Democracy
2.0 currently being installed by my contractors at Diebold
Corporation and elsewhere) it is necessary to behave as
if your votes are a valuable resource. At least, until we can
eliminate the pesky audit trail that proves you voted for
them and not for us.
Therefore, please allow me to re-phrase the last sentence of
my previous message as
follows: "I encourage you to vote for Michael Howard. Vote for
the tax-cutting cuddly face of new, improved, sparkly-clean
conservative virtue!"
(Yes, PNH,
the fascist octopus is indeed beginning to sing its swan
song. And you ain't heard nuttin' yet.)
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Meet your new rulers
As Evil Overlord (Planetary) it has come to my attention that
the British Isles are currently being governed by regrettably
liberal-minded wishy-washy types such as Tony Blair, Jack Straw,
and David Blunkett. This needs to be Rectified. I'd therefore like
to commend to you my new Minion and your next provincial gauleiter,
Mr Michael
Howard. As Labour MP Tom Watson explains, Mr Howard is eminently
suitable to the post of Evil Overlord (Planetary) Minion i/c United
Kingdom. He is, in fact, as suitable as anyone can be who isn't actually
the bastard cloned love-child of George W. Bush and John Ashcroft --
my two favourite Evil Overlord Minions (and the ones he most closely
resembles). His policies betray a touching hatred and contempt
for fags, women, wogs, poor people, criminals stupid enough to
get caught, trade unionists, healthcare workers, and indeed just about
everyone except my other most excellent Minion (retired),
General Alfredo Pinochet.
Vote for him, scum! Vote for the jackboot upon your neck!
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