I thought I was unshockable.
But if this is real—I think it's most likely a hilariously bleak piece of internet satire, but there's an outside chance it's what it says it is—well, I don't want live in a world where there is a real market for this kind of thing.
Anyway, I present to you: The Billionaire Bone Bureau.
PS: they advertise on Twitter.
PPS: my fingers are itching to write them into a horror story, but only if it's confirmed as real. I mean, you just know supplying them is a profit centre for the Wagner Group, right?
(What's your most shocking find on the internet? No limits!)
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