Open Arse Surgery

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Dr. Calvelli, anaesthetist, prepares.
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An audience, all of whom claim to be medical students.
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A display of the precision surgical instruments used in this operation.
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First, find your Cthulhu and adminisater the anaesthetic.
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If it doesn't work, try again.
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Incision.
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The bead sack needs to be snipped away at the back to allow access to the wing bones.
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Remove stuffing where necessary and put to one side.
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Locating the wing bones
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It's hard to tell, but you can see that the wing bone has snapped, but the surrounding tissue has not been penetrated.
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Cut through it carefully.
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Fitting the surgical aluminium tubing.
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Crimp.
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Crimp some more.
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The finished repair.
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Replace the filling.
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Stitch the incision closed using thread to match the patient.
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Do not allow cats into the operating theatre.
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Or else...
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Dress the wound.
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Voila! Ignore any complaints about nappies - it's for his own good.
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One happy patient, not about to suck the surgeon's brains out or anything like that.