The only reason I moderate my natural tone on this blog is because if I swear too much the net nannies may start censoring me, which would be Annoying, as it would reduce my ability to fuck with my readers' heads.
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You especially don't get to be an asshole to the guest posters on my blog.
Do it again and you're banned.
No, wait ...?
(In next week's thrilling installment, watch me overreact repeatedly while nine time zones out of whack and hung-over.)
]]>I would like to say, as a straight guy, that I don't feel a movie has to have straight people in it. Just make sure they're pretty (and some are clever or kind) and keep me guessing about who they will go home with. Besides, in High School I was identifying with the geeks, not the guys who were getting laid.
The other thing I'm wondering is, not having read the script yet, where are the Sparklyâ„¢ Unicorns? We know that Charlie is the absolute master at top-selling romance. If you want in, the best thing you can do is join the franchise. Also, I'm sick and tired of vampires in our High Schools seducing kids into creepy heterosexual relationships that aren't good for them. Let's see something better.
Regards,
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]]>As is, I notice, "gay kid"; only 615 results? Really?
Not sure how those numbers are so low.
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