There were to be no hymns sung, so he decided-very unwisely, as it turned out-that we could all, in rotation, sing our national anthems, to which we could write our own words of a non-jingoistic nature. The honour went first to the three British boys. We decided to use "Pomp and Circumstance" and rewrite the words to, "Land of cut the call-up, how do we dodge this nonsense?". That did not get us any merit points. The situation completely fell to pieces when the two German Jewish refugee boys at the school decided to write their own version of "Deutschland Über Alles" and got their little bit of revenge on Germany in the process. They decided to devote the words to the most obscene account of Hermann Göring having sexual congress with a lady kangaroo, which ultimately proved fatal to him because it would not stop jumping. After that, the Reverend Wynn decided that there should be no more of that.]]>
The total EU bureaucracy is smaller than the Scottish Office.
You need to stop taking everything you read in the Daily Mail on trust ...
]]>The IRA connection is explained in that article, too, in a way that makes much more sense.
]]>I'm talking to you, H. L. Shancken, and especially to you, Saturn.aka.Jahweh. (Hint: this blog is part of the international jewish-liberal conspiracy. It may even be communist. So there.)
]]>(My regular mods are out west and so not on the ball yet, and I'm about to head off to Brum for the weekend. Add a shitstorm of inbound links and the spammers were inevitably going to turn up sooner rather than later ...)
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