Lemon Based Deriviatives

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  Let the little kids and blackfellas and stupids cash out, it's going to cost you about $8 billion, but you're all insured and on the larger market it's like 60bps if you're silly and so on. Trump gave you...
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  0.1% doesn't mean you're alone, ffs. 0.1% means you a pinnacle of a Pyramid: 50% of your day is spent telling others to do things. That 50% is the average fucking work force for a decent sized country. That's...
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  Reddit Wallstreet Bets went Private, and they banned their server. In the last 2 hrs / 40 mins or so. It's clearly a pressure push to get them to do something. That's part of the honey-pot. What do we...
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  https://www.cnet.com/personal-finance/third-stimulus-check-calculator-would-you-get-the-full-1400/ Not the fucking deal. Got elected on $2k, fucks around with $1400 and blah blah... taking the piss. Little Reddit Boys[1] take out your Stock Market. And that's #30 on Broken Covenants. ~ Delete it: don't care. It's...
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  Given We've just wasted an entire week reading your (Human) shit on this and no-one has given the answer yet. Work. Out. Why. And it's not because Florida Houses cannot be repossessed by the State in bankruptcy courts, although,...
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  "Vertical Line > Exponential Curve" Give. That. Man. (He is a He/Him identified person). A. Medal. Now then. Read the post from the 21/22 before this all actually happened. Do a little thought pattern recognition. Bonus round: "To the...
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  "Armageddon" as our last Mind said into the wind. These stocks have always been "meme" targets and there's some serious structural plays involved (for instance: Reddit isn't moving 20+ billion shares in GameStop, things like BlackRock are to Shore...
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  80+ million people voted for him. THEY ARE NOT GOING TO EVEN PRETEND TO IMPEACH HIM YOU DUMB FUCK What the living bat-shit housed insanity do you believe in when you think you can do that when 50% of...
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  You were given really naughty tips on making yourselves billionaires. For real. Better than Reddit. And this is the link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yF2y5y7BxgM DIE ANTWOORD ft. The Black Goat ‘ALIEN’ (Official Video) ~ Now, go fuck yourselves. It's only money. -->...
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  Wryd. The Rule is we get three. Responses. With. Only Three sourced links (that those posts did). Then delete the rest. And we don't care about Greg and you all screeching "Seagull" at us. [Despite the fact it's a...
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  http://www.nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts It will be valid for about 6 hours. But feel free to fact check it here*. There are, indeed, Nine stops. It's the statistical equivalent to finding your marrows fucked your daisies via cross-pollination and you ended up...
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  points at USA Stock Market Today Here's the tip: stock halted nine (9) times. Rub it around those Druidaic Gums, Nine is a special number. We are the Ninth and so forth. Your systems are that shit it got halted...
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  Mark it "Seagull" knows nothing, ya? Fine. Here's the Musical tie-back: Die ANTWOOD: he Black Goat ‘ALIEN’ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yF2y5y7BxgM Shame on you all. What did you do for them? "Tried to make them rich and inured against the tide that...
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  Don't delete this one. Your friend in the City, who 'quit posting' because he was sooo offended. We gave him a $12.5 trillion dollar short position. And it was real. And so on, for alllll these things. Like, only...
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  The irony here is the "Mad Seagull" actually made you :: $852.852.001.333 from her "Madness". Yes. That's ~$800 million dollars. That's the off-side, not premium trade bets. And, before you complain: that last trade, you could turn $50 into...
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  The much lesser talked about one, it happened a while before Dorian the Black Man torched in the woods while they shot up innocent Asians as well. What happens now? President J. Biden has form on introducing draconian Laws...
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  Hidden jokes. Short Bets Pummel Hot Hedge Fund Melvin Capital Founded by 42-year-old Gabe Plotkin, a former star portfolio manager for hedge-fund titan Steven A. Cohen, Melvin bets on and against stocks and managed about $12.5 billion at the start...