Jeff Epler

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• Commented on A fistful of tropes
  Partner with a great illustrator to bring us an authentic childrens' book published under the New Management....
• Commented on Crib Sheet: Quantum of Nightmares
  Why did events in the in-book D&D campaign mirror another thread of the story?...
• Commented on Three pieces of news about the Laundry Files (UPDATED!)
  FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Whereas OGH has fashioned ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ key. Whereas OGH has consecrated the door ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇. Whereas OGH has worked tirelessly to further the goals of ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇. Whereas OGH has shown us that the true ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ was inside...
• Commented on The Nakamoto Variations
  The actual plot would presumably revolve around a need to break into / break Satoshi out of the bitcoin universe....
• Commented on The Nakamoto Variations
  Satoshi is a True Believer in a variant of Max Tegmark's Ultimate Ensemble theory, popularized(?) in Greg Egan's fictional novel Permutation City under the name Dust Theory. In Permutation City, technologist Paul Durham created a cellular automata system and then...
• Commented on Mendel Acquisition Squares : A Game of Futures
  GE - Tesla Motors (ticker symbol: ACDC)...
• Commented on Competition Time!
  NO CHILD LEFT Description: Alleged Black Chamber CNG contingency plan [REDACTED] public school programs [REDACTED] self esteem, while in homeschooling programs, [REDACTED] serves to sensitize under-19s. This will enable [REDACTED] preferentially chosen as vessels by [REDACTED]. It is our opinion...
• Commented on Competition Time!
  Partly the setup of SURPRISE SYMBOL WELCOME is that it presents lots of opportunity for things to go terribly wrong. So requiring the bomb to be in the geographic center of a city is part of that. Just how the...
• Commented on Competition Time!
  (non-eligible entry) Name: SURPRISE SYMBOL WELCOME Classification: Proposed CNG response strategy Discussion: While many CASE NIGHTMARE GREEN response strategies have focused on reactive defense (c.f. SCORPION STARE, EMOCUM, WALL PHASE PURPLE), SURPRISE SYMBOL WELCOME (like NO CHILD LEFT according to...
• Commented on Competition Time!
  John, your entry reminds me of a device we invented in our RPG sessions (ineligible entry etc) Name: Exo-Pen Classification: Anti-exonome autoinjector Deployment: This single-use injector, physically similar to the commercial EpiPen™, can be used by trained and untrained individuals...
• Commented on Competition Time!
  (ineligible american, and second entry anyway. and in keeping with OGH's habit (or is it Bob Howard's?) of ascribing magical powers to non-magical coffee anyway) NAME: CAFFEINATED BOOKWORM CLASSIFICATION: ACCELERATED LEARNING REFRESHMENT DEVICE DESCRIPTION: This device consists of a sheet-fed...
• Commented on Competition Time!
  CODE NAME CATULUS TRISTUS NAME Structure and Interpretation of Esoteric Programs SUMMARY Introductory textbook for computational sorcery (Black Chamber) BACKGROUND Based on the well-known "Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs" (SIEP), this introductory textbook is used by the Black Chamber...