Iain Aschendale

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• JH commented on Social architecture and the house of tomorrow
  RE: Failure 1330: Some here may be skeptical of her account of her foiling an assassination attempt. I am not, I am sure this is absolutely true. Remember, she is the representative of Cthulhu on this site, and has access to occult powers the rest of us do not. BTW, she must always be treated with respect. When she remarks that she is tired of the human race, well, she has friends in the wrong places. Let us not make her angry!...
• Failure Inc[tm] commented on Social architecture and the house of tomorrow
  Hexad: Nope, it's binding. Doesn't matter if your retro-grade attempt to fire the ministers we suggested or push a LGTB+ one [to be fired when getting back in power] or twinkle star up the whooozie. Do. Not. Fuck. With. The. Elves. It's a very simple request. Which you ignored. No Messiah for YOU, said the Soup-Elf! [Actually true: don't fuck with H.O.P.s and be rude, cunts]...
• Failure Inc[tm] commented on Social architecture and the house of tomorrow
  Er, that's actually true. Different, but true. You're Goooood. Well spotted! The actual story is a little bit more "Oh, let's find you a nerf gun then, if you want to play soldiers" and noticing the non-body guards were tooled up and exiuting in a pantry and deploying ripped bodice but... Like your craft, Talented....
• Failure Inc[tm] commented on Social architecture and the house of tomorrow
  Or it could be that time when the scion to the dynasty was looking lonely during one of those endless drinking sessions and we played with him fake "cowboys and indians" and noticed the hit squad pulling up outside and pulling him to the side while shouting "We're sure you know the Russian here" while windows got sprayed in and then the big boys went outside and definitely terminated without prejudice the 9 man team. Who knows. Hey, it's not like it was a בַּר מִצְוָה and like the Georgian Mafia aren't Jewish, right? That would be just fucking CRAZZZY...
• Bill Arnold commented on Social architecture and the house of tomorrow
  That (and the other comments) made me laugh. I might have run into those three, or some like them, in different flesh, a few decades ago. They were thin, male-ish, European, wore badly-fitted not-memorable suits, were [pretending to be] scientists I think, and one of them asked "How do we go downstairs?" in English with an accent I did not recognize, as we were all standing 1-2 meters from an obvious elevator. Said "Elevator", pointed at(/pushed?) the Down button, and exited the area, back of neck hot, did not feel safe until a good 100 meters away. Just English spoken,...