Thu, 06 Nov 2003
Your evil overlord wants you to know that ...
Having a hideous head-cold means that you don't have to smell
what you're doing when you muck out the cat's litter tray.
(Of course, being an Evil Overlord means you have Minions
to take care of such tasks for you, and to find creative uses
for the toxic waste products -- there's nothing like burying
your enemies up to the neck in a pile of cat-poo to make them
crack, and I'm sure minion-of-the-month John Ashcroft will
be enthusiastically deploying this tactic just as soon as
he's rammed through the PATRIOT III Act that will give him
the powers of inquisition that he truly needs in order to get
the job done.)
Meanwhile, your evil overlord will shortly be departing from
his lair
on a fact-finding mission to a science
fiction convention. Expect further transmissions next
week.
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