^^^^Me again. M Harold Page. I do books with swords and tanks in them. And writer memes piss me off.
You know what I mean. Stuff like this that pops up on social media:
If you fall in love with a writer,
They will forget normal things like anniversaries and cooking times
for salmon (which was quite expensive but will turn to sludge, then ash),
But they'll remember the important things,
Like what you wore and how it felt that night
And they'll make you immortal.
Jesus Christ! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
Yes. It's all true! But - and you're already thinking this - not in the fluffy emo-hipster singer-songwriter way as pitched by this meme.