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• Tim commented on Customer Satisfaction Survey
  The forseeable future can be a long time....
• Jay commented on Customer Satisfaction Survey
  OK, for the next half-century at least, then....
• paws4thot commented on Customer Satisfaction Survey
  Dear Mr? capewaterrat, Our apologies about the delayed notification of the end of 2012. We had thought that the end of the Mayan Long Date Cycle calendar would substitute for the usual e-mail notifications. It appears that we were mistaken in this, not least because sales of new Mayan Long Date Cycle calendars have failed to meet expectations. With regard to your file migration, we hope that the upgrade in AvailableDisposableIncome that is associated with discontinuing the use of Tobacco® will compensate for any inconvenience which that might have caused. We are also pleased to advise you that you can...
• paws4thot commented on Customer Satisfaction Survey
  Dear Captain capewaterrat, "Yon auld eejit in the wee boat" is normally only used in cases where the vessel is positively known to be crewed by at most 2 people. In this case "auld eejit" refers to the older crew member, irrespective of their age relative to the speaker. Captain is normally reserved for formal communications with a vessel commander who holds a master's certificate for the relevant class of vessel. Skipper is used in less formal (eg messroom) communications with an individual entitled to be addressed as Captain. Seafood® is an entirely acceptable replacement for the Meats® class within...
• Greg. Tingey commented on Customer Satisfaction Survey
  Dear paws & capewaterrat @ 103/104 Indeed, pulses, beans, peas, lentils are entirely satisfactory as food/fuel midules for humans, and some of us have experimented very successfully (dependant upon current edition's "Weather™" of course) in hacking the production processes & manufacturing our own for greater variety. However, there is a significant safety-hazard resulting from either over-use of these magnificent products or of combination ("Superadditivity") with another popular module. Taking the second hazard first, combination of "Pulses" with any significant quantity of Beer® can result in this hazard being manifest. Ditto, as stated above w.r.t. over-consumption. The waste gases produced may...