Noise_Medic

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  Employee dubbed an Enochian chant to raise the dead over the Chanting Monks segment of Monty Python and the Holy Grail and then torrented it via various sites such as The Pirate Bay and Kickass Torrents to name but two,...
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  Use of glamours during April Fool's day is neither appropriate or safe. Appearing in the canteen as a giant psuedopod was one of the worst decisions you could have made. It was lucky that a member of the Counter Possession...
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  Residual Human Resources are NOT, repeat NOT to be used as audience filler for the project BLACKENED GOAT, promoting metal gigs in the London region to lure a suspected sorcerer in the black metal band Watain, out into the open...
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  Employee, upon learning of CASE NIGHTMARE green behan proselytising the benefits of Atheism and even set up a display in the staff canteen, stating "If we don't believe it won't give them power!" HR was fine with this, as we...
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  Trying to summon entities through the use of avant-guarde progressive rock. Entity vaguely resembled a piece of sheet music so densely packed with notes and time signature changes it was generating its own gravity...
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  Stephen knows what he did. We ALL know what he did. Don't do it again, or else we'll find you a menial job keeping track of paperclips. For life. And your afterlife too. You were warned Stephen....
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  Subcommitte for the pre-report for the filing of form NF-09-BAL, itself an investigation into the possibility of a report being filed and recommended disciplinary actions about Dr ██████'s disciplinary breaches this past few weeks. Dr ██████ was observed on 02/[REDACTED],...