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• Commented on Competition Time!
  "Making my void-staring time more enjoyable" (employee's own words) by implementing a Solitaire program on the void itself is not, repeat not, an acceptable use of work time, or any other time for that matter. We don't want the sort...
• Commented on Competition Time!
  Discoveries that would be enabled by effective deep monitoring and analysis of network traffic by non-occult agencies are an existential threat to humanity. However, providing deniable assets in an NSA contractor with class-2 network-intrusion and social-engineering spells and telling them...
• Commented on Competition Time!
  The Inquiry Board finds the following: 1) Around 10 Apr 2011, Laundry employee [REDACTED] ("Employee") conceived of a "reverse SCORPION STARE" system. This is corroborated by several pub conversations vaguely remembered by other Laundry employees dating from this time. 2)...
• Commented on Competition Time!
  Submitted proposals to add Enochian, BLUE HADES script blocks to Unicode. Resultant joint operation with the Black Chamber to sanitise Unicode Consortium members and servers cost [REDACTED], suggested to be docked from employee's pay. "Interoperability between treaty organisations" not considered...
• Commented on Competition Time!
  While analogies do exist between the two, attempting to get the film Forbidden Planet banned as a "covertly leaked" depiction of CASE NIGHTMARE GREEN is not proper use of SOE resources (low-probability risk, excessive cost of implementation, "Streisand effect")...