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Crib Sheet: Season of Skulls

Season of Skulls came out six months ago, so here be spoilers. If you want a recap of the two previous novels in this not-exactly-a-trilogy, you can find my notes on them here: Dead Lies Dreaming, Quantum of Nightmares.

What do I mean by not-exactly-a-trilogy? Well: the idea of the New Management was to reboot the Laundry Files, which I've been writing since 1999, with a new cast of protagonists largely drawn from a younger generation, and dealing with more modern social and political issues. My little one-shot Lovecraftian-spy mashup has evolved over two decades into a sprawling setting with multiple viewpoint characters, but they were all essentially civil servants working in the secret side of the government, which is a bit restricting. I blew the doors off the universe in The Nightmare Stacks, allowing me to explore the overarching theme of how to live in a world gone mad—the world of the New Management—and this trilogy marked the start of that. Also, the Laundry Files main story line comes to an end in late May of 2015, in an event that can reasonably be called the Lovecraftian Singularity: the climactic events, from The Nightmare Stacks onwards, are all crammed into a period of about 18-24 months. 2015 is receding in the rear view mirror and I wanted to jump the the setting forward a bit, so Dead Lies Dreaming starts in winter of 2015 and Season of Skulls takes place in spring of 2017 ... and, of course, the summer of 1816.

(I have plans for more New Management novels, starting with one in 2019, but my editors are holding my feet to the fire and insisting I finish the earlier series before I go there. And they're right. So I'm working on the final installment in Bob and Mo's story arc at the moment ...)

First note: apparently it is possible to read and enjoy Season of Skulls without prior exposure to the first two books in the series—or indeed any Laundryverse fic at all. But it's not recommended because you'll miss a lot of elements that recur from earlier in the series, such as Persephone and Johnny (from The Apocalypse Codex), and Old George (from The Rhesus Chart, who we get to meet in 1816, before he turned PHANG and acquired an attitude problem). Not to mention His Dread Majesty, the Black Pharaoh, who Eve Starkey (from the two earlier books) is invited to attend—and it's the sort of invitiation you can't refuse, considering that by the end of the Laundry Files he's bedded in as Prime Minister of the United Kingdom in addition to being the living avatar of an Elder God out of Lovecraft. (Although—probably not a spoiler for The Regicide Report—he doesn't have access to the full power of Nyarlathotep because Reasons, which we partially explore later in Season of Skulls.)

Second note: the ghost roads—or dream roads: their name depends on context and destination—have been a part of the Laundry since book one, The Atrocity Archives. (How do you think Bob and Mo got to the alternate-Earth with the lakes of liquid air and Hitler's face carved on the moon?) They show up again in The Jennifer Morgue as Hotelspace (the manifold of grimy white-painted passages with scuffed carpet that link the service areas of every hotel in the cosmos, hidden behind doors labelled "staff only"). Imp and his crew took the ghost roads to a deteriorating dream-version of Whitechapel in 1888 in Dead Lies Dreaming, and at the end of that book Eve deceived Rupert de Montfort Bigge, the Big Bad, into getting lost in the ghost roads. For most of Quantum of Nightmares Eve believes, or at least hopes, that Rupert is dead, slain by the curse on the lost manuscript of the concordance to the Necronomicon. No such luck: it's definitely not a spoiler to say that Rupert shows up again in Season of Skulls, laughs maniacally while twirling his mustache at the helpless Eve, then disappears back into the ghost roads. Only this time he's not going back to 1888, but to 1816, the year without a summer, to try and out-flank the Black Pharaoh and take 21st century Britain as his own springboard to godlike power, in order to become the avatar of the Mute Poet.

Third note: for Brits of a certain age, the nature of Eve's prison in 1817 should be obvious—it's The Village, from the classic 1960s psychological thriller show The Prisoner. The real-life Village used for filming was Portmeirion in Wales, which didn't really exist back in 1817—it was built from 1925 onwards. But in the Laundry universe, where magic is real enough that sorcerers regularly go mad and die when Eaters chow down on their brains ... wouldn't there have been an occult element to the Napoleonic wars? And if a time-travelling sorcerer from the future wanted to get his feet under the table with the government of the day, wouldn't it be a good was to establish his bona fides by establishing an escape-proof detention center for captured French sorcerers and other miscreants? We know, from the Bond-shaped hero plot in The Jennifer Morgue that patterns can suck protagonists in and trap them, and an escape-proof luxury prison camp on the Welsh coast would be just the thing.

Such a shame that the war ended in 1815 and now the War Office doesn't know what to do with the inmates—such as the Baron Von Franckenstein and his creepy clones of Napoleon (a shout-out to The Boys From Brazil). Or, for that matter, Eve herself, who gets stuck in 1816 because—

Look, I'm out of excuses. I wrote this novel from 2020 to early 2022, during the early years of the COVID19 pandemic. In particular, in 2020, I spent most of the year at home expecting to die. (I have comorbidities that, before the vaccines arrived, meant I had a 15-20% probability of dying if I caught COVID19, and a much higher probability of being crippled for life.) Because I was depressed (weren't we all?) I went on a reading binge that avoided anything particularly grim. This included exploring the Regency subgenre of romance, which is probably the biggest shared universe setting in fiction today. The regency era roughly coincided with the birth of the novel as a popular entertainment medium, the birth of romance in particular, and the invention of both science fiction and the vampire novel in its modern form—both of the latter happening at a house party near Lake Geneva attended by Mary Shelley (Frankenstein), John Polidori (The Vampyre), and some guy called Lord Byron (who is mostly remembered for today because of his daughter, Ada Lovelace, patron saint of software, who otherwise has absolutely nothing to do with this book.)

The original humour in The Atrocity Archives arose from taking a fish-out-of-water protagonist—Bob Howard, a sandal-wearing slashdot-reading 90s computer geek who finds himself dumped into a particularly seedy British espionage agency out of early Len Deighton—and banging him repeatedly up against tentacle monsters from beyond spacetime until sparks flew. Season of Skulls attempted to revive this formula with a different fish-out-of-water protagonist: icy Eve Starkey is an uptight 21st century corporate executive, who is absolutely a fish-out-of-water in the genteel polite upper crust society of the regency era. (Her version of delivering the cut direct to an unwanted suitor involves a very sharp knife.) Being dropped into an occult spy plot is entirely within her wheelhouse, but how does she deal with a pocket universe sustained by soul stuff and shaped by belief, in this case the fervent belief of millions of regency romance fans that there must be wedding bells and a happy ever after for the heroine and her beaux? (Eve doesn't have a romantic bone in her body.)

Eve gets a crash tour of 1816, care of any number of romance genre conventions. Spot the plot tropes: locked up in a suitably gothic asylum for wayward women, escaping (repeatedly), stowing away at sea, long carriage rides (which were every bit as protracted and uncomfortable as described), highwaymen, pirates, daring escapes by balloon, marriage of convenience, fake marriage, only one bed, creepy kid, and everything else I could think of in the lead-up to the boss fight between Rupert and Number Seven.

As for the dream of 1816: is it real, and if not, why can it have side-effects in the real world? Well, pocket universes accessed via the ghost roads arent actual earlier times, they're a partial recreation, powered by the mana (magical energy) of whoever opens up the road to that location, and given shape by the expectations and beliefs of that person and everyone around them. If you were to open up a road to the 1950s you'd run the risk of bumping into Ian Fleming era James Bond. Rupert picked the 1790s for his second destination, to give him time to prepare his Cunning Plan to unseat the Black Pharaoh in 2016: Eve arrives near the climax of his plot and finds herself in a setting much more fleshed-out (and dangerous) than the 1888 of Dead Lies Dreaming. And also de-fleshed insofar as it has nearly completely disassembled Rupert, turning him into an undead nightmare, and is digging its claws into Eve for more power to keep the dream alive.

Stuff that's deliberately left unclear: while George (Number Seven) is certainly a member of the Invisible College (and probably the same Old George as the powerful PHANG from The Rhesus Chart) it's not clear whether, if you could talk to Old George in 2017 (he's still trapped like Schroedinger's cat inside an event horizon with Angleton, wave function uncollapsed) he'd remember Eve at all. After all, 200 years is a very long time, even with True Love on your side.

What comes next?

2024's Laundry Novel, A Conventional Boy, is not a New Management book, it's a side-quest from the main Laundry Files series, set at roughly the same time as The Apocalypse Codex or The Rhesus Chart. (Main protagonists: Derek the DM and Iris Carpenter). I'm currently writing The Regicide Report for 2025, which should be the final novel about the Laundry as an institution—by the end of The Regicide Report SOE X-Division has been officially disbanded. And beyond that ... as noted, I have plans for more New Management books, but nothing contracted yet. Watch the skies.

Any questions? Ask in the comments ...

1317 Comments

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Footnote (because I forgot to put this in the essay):

If you go back to the Crib Notes for Dead Lies Dreaming and Quantum of Nightmares you'll notice that both those novels have braided plot threads -- an A plot and a B plot, but also a C plot, only converging at the climax.

Season of Skulls is structurally different and a lot simpler insofar as it sticks almost entirely to Eve's point of view (there are a couple of interstitial scenes with Number Two and Number Seven while Eve is off-screen). On the other hand, Eve is hopelessly tangled up in at least two different plots of her own, so it's not necessarily a structurally simpler novel, it's just a different kind of complexity.

And at 118,000 words it's about twice the length of an early 1960s SF novel. Sigh.

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evil... such delightful evil...

too bad Netflix lacks scriptwriters with the imagination necessary to fully realize such nightmarish evil in a visual medium... then again with a sufficiently resourced AI (128 petabytes of RAM and a couple thousand 20Ghz CPUs and an iceberg per week as cooling system) could be brought forth into existence to generate such scripts...

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  • ....the overarching theme of how to live in a world gone mad*
    Like the one we are in, you mean?
    I've just seen a very interesting take on that from, of all places, the Financial Times, which I have posted in the "Torment Nexus" thread, rather than derail this one, ok?
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I just looked for it on "Torment Nexus" thread, and do not see it. What number is that comment?

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Well, of course.

There's a throwaway remark in "Season of Skulls" to the effect that Eve finds the early 19th century -- with its gibbets and highwaymen and debauched aristocrats living high on the hog and grotesque poverty and cruelty -- boringly familiar. As she's come from a London in 2017 which is an only slightly exaggerated parody of our own, you can see where this is leading ...

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Ilya187
I can see it at: 1457

Charlie @ 5
I think I already noticed those parallels, didn't I?
To wit .. Prisoners on grim, floating hulks & transportation across the seas ...
As portrayed by Dickens in *Great Expectations" & repeated by the current tories.

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Going mad with power should be at the very least fun; the Laundryverse has that, more so in a few books, but traces throughout the series. The prose has moments quite exhilarating in the indulgence of OGH's artistic whims towards villainy.

Just not enough outlandish whims.

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I think you've also mentioned somewhere along the way you were going to tell the Senior Auditor's story (resolve his story line), how he got there?

Is this going to be included in The Regicide Report?

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I decided not to go with my original plan for his auto-da-fe novel. Instead it's rolled into The Regicide Report as a subplot.

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These pocket universes at the end of them ghost roads, do they by chance also work into the future? If so, can we convince you to entertain a Pinky & Brains vs Captain Future spin-off?

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I can see it at: 1457

Ah, I misunderstood. I was looking for a link to Financial Times, and you put in a quote instead.

Made more confusing by the link to YouTube.

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I haven't given that any thought. No need for it so far ... but I do have plans to use the trope in the next New Management book. (Imp blags a professional digital video camera and decides to make money fast by taping amateur action furry porn on location in Narnia. Only he doesn't get the version of Narnia written by C. S. Lewis: he goes something much darker ... also, we discover the horrible truth about werewolves in the Laundryverse (they're even further out from standard urban fantasy werewolves than PHANGs are from generic vampires) and about knotting.)

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When you say; "the end of The Regicide Report SOE X-Division has been officially disbanded" is that the Plan Titanic working group, the original Laundry department, the department established by Mhari in Labrynth Index,or all of the above? I had been under the impression that her department was the new D.E.A.T.H., Departmant of Existental Anthropic Threat to Humanity, was I wrong on that assumption?

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I think wolves are just as cool as everyone else does, but I've found it impossible to take werewolves seriously ever since I read Ursula Vernon's Summer in Orcus.

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I don't know about wolves being "cool" - but I will go for hand-tame foxes, feeding on delicious doggie-bikkies ( Guess how I know? )

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I've been wanting to write this immediately after reading SoS, but there never was a spoiler thread (it probably got lost in the Dream Roads), thus I'm saying it here.

"Oh, I wouldn’t say that,” George said grimly. “What do you know of vampires?”
“Vampires?” Eve blinked in confusion. “Vampires don’t ex—”

Record Scratch.

Well played, Charlie.
Well played.

And now I can't help feeling sorry for (Old) George.

On the plus side, we got two origin stories for the price of a single book. That's a 50% discount on origin stories!

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werewolves in the Laundryverse (they're even further out from standard urban fantasy werewolves than PHANGs are from generic vampires

I am looking forward to reading about them. But I am certainly looking forward to A Conventional Boy and The Regicide Report too.

As it happens I am currently reading a book called The Tyrannicide Brief by the well-known human rights law international living treasure Geoffrey Robertson. It's a biography/legal documentary about John Cooke, the man who prosecuted Charles I and was subsequently executed as a regicide post-Restoration. I thought of it recently reading a New Yorker article about the trial of Jefferson Davis as a contrast to the situation with Trump, and realised I'd never read it (Robertson refers to it and its content in Crimes against Humanity, his summary of the state of human rights law, which I have definitely read and now note has a bunch of revisions to bring it up to date).

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Damian

Human Rights Law? - what's that then?

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Have you seen pictures of the knots on the doors of the Centre for Mathematical Sciences in Cambridge? They are well worth looking at, and I have always been reminded of them by references to Dho-Na curves (or conversely). They would make a good component for a cover :-)

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Mr Stross.

The Government has received your documentary on 21st Century Britain, amusingly titled "The New Management".

One adjudicator was concerned that having rich wives present the severed heads of their spouses to the Prime Minister would be unsanitary, but fortunately his later meal included items washed in tapwater, and he is now in a critical condition in intensive care, and is not expected to be capable of objecting to your work in future.

A group of 100 members of the public were exposed to your documentary.

30 of them immediately committed suicide.

40 were rendered permanently catatonic.

10 became homicidally insane and had to be sectioned.

20 suffered immediate and lasting severe unipolar depression.

Well done sir!

You have doubled the previous record of survivors capable of productive work after exposure to reality!

The incredible sense of personal agency and relentless hope and optimism in your work is truly mind-boggling.

Your conceit that the events of this century require evil entities from beyond our universe rather than greed, blithering incompetence, hitherto unseen levels of hubris and megalomania, dominant primate psychology (but I repeat myself), short-sightedness and corruption has been absolutely crucial to your success in reinforcing the public belief that "It could Never happen here" that has left as many as one in five informed members of the public capable of being put to productive use.

I salute you!

(unreadable squiggle) Permanent UnderSecretary pp (some sort of ichor?) Home Secretary

His Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of England

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DEAT replaces the Laundry, but at a much higher level -- it's a full-scale ministry, not a department within one particular MoD organization.

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Charlie, I really enjoyed Season of Skulls and liked Eve as a protagonist. I remember thinking that in some ways Eve's experiences were very like Miriam Beckstein's, notably the modern woman in a patriarchal society, arranged marriages, boring coach journeys, etc. Given that Miriam was written before your regency deep-dive, are these similarities coincidental or something deeper?

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Re: '... what's that then?'

My impression is that this particular peaceful demonstration was too close to a major hospital and because of its size interfered with people/ambulances being able to access emergency medical care.

'Peaceful' is good, so is 'safe'.

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The similarities are coincidental (I wrote Miriam's first book in 2002, so they're separated by 20 years)! Just a side-effect of dealing with time travel/paratime travel.

It's worth noting that when Margaret Atwood published The Handmaid's Tale in 1986 she pointed out that all the restrictions Offred lived under were real, somewhere or other, in 1986.

(A really easy -- bordering on clichéd -- way to write a dystopian fic is to take the conditions the bottom 10% of the population live under and portray a world in which those impositions are applied to high status white people living in western societies. It pretty much writes itself, and the potential for a trite moralising allegory should be obvious.)

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Re: Knots

Although knots are fascinating/weird therefore likely to get kids interested in how they work, somehow they were never covered in any math course I took.

I've been wondering about how knots might be used in real* or sf/f life - apart from shoelaces. One idea is to minimize perceived distance/size - from the outside. Also half-wondering whether naval architects design boat interiors based on knots - a well-design boat interior has much more storage space than a 'house' of similar exterior dimensions.

Looks like there are tons of different knots - this one is a fractal version.

https://knotplot.com/various/AntoinesNecklace.html

*After looking at knotplot, I wonder whether knots are key to protein folding - moebius knots.

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Very true, but .... Even elementary knot theory is more advanced than simple topology which is, in itself, a non-trivial undergraduate topic in a mathematics degree. I can't recall being taught it, and a Cambridge mathematics syllabus was advanced as any (at least then), though it may have been a third-year option I didn't select. You are right about their number, and the fact that they, er, connect to physics, biochemistry etc. Don't ask me to explain, because that's all beyond my knowledge.

I have the Ashley book of Knots and use getting on for ten knots regularly, but they are all simple, practical ones. I have done a monkey's fist and square sennit. No, I am not a yachtsman - just someone interested in knots.

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take the conditions the bottom 10% of the population live under and portray a world in which those impositions are applied to high status white people living in western societies

Can you give some examples, because I don't think I understand what you are talking about?

Sure, I had seen a couple movies portraying a kind of mirror world where blacks were on top and whites on the bottom, but it would be impossible to tell if the said white people would have been "high status" in our world. Or do you mean something completely different?

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ilya187 28:

ancient episode of Twilight Zone, "To Serve Man", wherein humanity ends upon the menu just like rabbits, sheep, cows, etc

ultimate leveling as just another protein source

also, while not explicit, any book about the survivors of any nuclear war, all suddenly scrambling in the ruins

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"Can you give some examples, because I don't think I understand what you are talking about?"

There are plenty of places in the world where, if you're in the bottom 10%, the cops can, and sometimes will, beat the shit out of you just to remind you that they can, and if you don't like it the first time, they can do it again.

Often race is part of why you're in the bottom 10%, but it's not an essential part of the principle.

Now suppose that, instead of the bottom 10%, it's the bottom 80%.

And there are a great many other things not to like about being in the bottom 10%, most of which can be expanded.

JHomes

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I've read such stories, if sometime later you need a topic for a post, that might be a good one.

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Now suppose that, instead of the bottom 10%, it's the bottom 80%.

I am well familiar with that. It's called "Russia".

Still does not explain how you write a dystopia where recognizably "high status white people living in western societies" are in the bottom 80%.

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hmmmm...

here in the US, there was the Dobbs decision; prior to 24-June-2022 all women had the right to abortion on demand;

after?

one fewer civil rights...

...one step backwards towards slavery for 100% of women

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The regency era roughly coincided with the birth of the novel as a popular entertainment medium

Interestingly, this triggered a roughly two-decade moral panic about people reading them.

Women, of every age, of every condition, contract and retain a taste for novels [...] T]he depravity is universal. My sight is every-where offended by these foolish, yet dangerous, books. [...] I have actually seen mothers, in miserable garrets, crying for the imaginary distress of an heroine, while their children were crying for bread: and the mistress of a family losing hours over a novel in the parlour, while her maids, in emulation of the example, were similarly employed in the kitchen.

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Knots were one of John Conway's interests, so he probably wrote something (relatively) accessible on the subject. There's this, for example: An enumeration of knots and links, and some of their algebraic properties.

I remember a lecture aimed at non-mathematicians on knot theory that he gave somewhere in Cambridge, some time in the 1970s. (In fact it was probably 1978 or 1979: the reason I remember it is not the knots but because while lecturing on knots he was simultaneously solving a Rubik cube.)

Behind his back.

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Oh, yes, very much so. He advanced the field considerably, too.

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Still does not explain how you write a dystopia where recognizably "high status white people living in western societies" are in the bottom 80%.

Trivially: we are socialized very carefully to empathize and identify with the rich/noble/high status. We are trained to look up, not down. (There's an extensive literature on this: start by reading Altemeyer on authoritarian followers.)

As Thackeray observed back in the 19th century, "every American thinks himself a temporarily embarrassed millionaire": for American read "westerner" and for "millionaire" read "oligarch".

The fact is that we are almost all not rich/noble/high status, and the tiny minority who are employ a shitload of very expensive guard labour to beat down anyone who infringes on their privilege. But this is usually done out of sight.

It maintains the primate status pyramid, in other words, which is not some kind of law of nature but an emergent property of social structures that the people at the top want to maintain.

As I noted in the first para, we're trained to see ourselves through the eyes of the people at the top. Your dystopia kicks in when you realize you're actually at the bottom of the heap. And examples in fiction are everywhere. 1984 is the classic, but also The Handmaid's Tale (specifically targeted at women); The Hunger Games or Battle Royale are the same only for teens, The Stepford Wives (the Ira Levin novel) was a similar attack on 1950s-style social subordination of women in the early 1970s, and so on.

The list is endless.

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First, assume malignacy in those in power. Second, presume a quantity x that gives power, where the power granted scales faster than linearly with x. Instant nightmare for those partway up the graph.

In the new management, x seems to be political proximity to the PM. Those in his inner circle have ridiculous levels of power, at the expense of clinging grimly to the tiger's back. Those further out, including wealthy and ruling-class types, have so much less power they're below Mean Shit Level.

In current reality, plutocracy grants lower less than linear power gain, I think. Musk et al. have way more power than they deserve, but not 10x as much as somebody with a tenth of the money. That could change. Imagine Musk truly installed as world king because of his money, and his close minions as god-emperor-level satraps. Citizens who are merely million-per-year wealthy, or who have only democratically-granted power, would be well down in the 80%.

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In current reality, plutocracy grants lower less than linear power gain, I think. Musk et al. have way more power than they deserve, but not 10x as much as somebody with a tenth of the money.

Yup: the law of diminishing marginal utility bites hard if you're a billionaire.

Loosely: the more money you have, the less any additional increment of money can improve your situation. To a homeless beggar, a £20 note buys them food and shelter for a day. To a billionaire, a £20 note on the pavement in front of them is worth less than the time it takes to stoop and pick it up.

If you're Elon Musk, it doesn't matter that your assets just picked up another $10Bn since last week due to stock market fluctations: you've already got all the executive jets and supercars you need, adding more of them is the same-old, and meanwhile you still can't go to Mars or have your physiological aging processes reset or your cancer cured: you still put your jeans on one leg at a time and smell your own shit when you take a poop.

On the other hand, to a guy like that ego is sense of self and worth and means everything. So he can drop $44Bn on twitter just to have an adoring chorus of worshippers stroking his ego, and what does he care if they're deranged neo-nazi incels rather than good people? As long as they're singing his praises, that's all that matters to him.

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Trivially: we are socialized very carefully to empathize and identify with the rich/noble/high status. We are trained to look up, not down. (There's an extensive literature on this: start by reading Altemeyer on authoritarian followers.)

Thank you, now it makes sense.

I also understand now why this concept had such a hard time getting through my head -- I do not empathize and identify with the rich/noble/high status, and never did. Probably one of the effects of being an Aspie. Consequently, any work of fiction which slams me with "You are NOT on top of the heap and never will be!", evokes in me "Meh. Tell me something I don't know". But now I can see how it can be horrifying, especially to those with authoritarian mindset.

This is similar to why most modern people do not find H.P. Lovecraft particularly scary. Lovecraft relied mostly on hitting the reader with humanity’s insignificance: The universe is vast and uncaring, human species has existed for but a blink of an eye compared to universe’s age and will be gone within a blink of an eye, there is no god, no devil; there may be some higher power, but it no more cares about you than you care about an ant on your driveway. Etc.

I was not around in 1930’s so cannot tell just how effective that particular message was back then, but it definitely has far less punch today. People intellectual enough to get through Lovecraft’s prose, are already likely to have internalized that the universe is vast and uncaring, and humans are an unimportant blip in time. So any horror based on that evokes mostly "yeah, so?"

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ilya 187 @ 28 et seq
Apart from, as mentioned .. Russia ... ancient Rome would be a "classical" (in all senses of the word) example.
Britain between 1815 & 1849 ?? Certainly France 1783 - 89, where the country bankrupted itself in aiding the slaver-traitors in what became the USA, the noblesse" did well-enough & the rest were close to starvation.
... though picking up, from:
Gux Rixon@ 38 - not necessarily, there is an alternative:
*First, assume malignacystupidity from those in power.
- which is what we have got in the UK right now.

  • @ 40
    There are a few people, to whom this is irrelevant - they may be, & on average inevitably will be not in the rich/governing class/group, but they simply don't care, but, usually, won't take any shit from anyone, if they can avoid it ...
    As one might imagine, they also usually get labelled as cantankerous awkward sods, & guess how I know this?
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As far as most uses of money, yes, but I am not sure as far as political power is concerned. Rupert Murdoch is only 20,000 times as rich as the bottom of the richest 2% in the UK (c. 1.2 million people), but had and probably still has FAR more influence than a mere 20,000 of such people.

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Mention of Werewolves and knots together...is this going to get a bit X rated? And have nothing to do with rope?

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It depends on the kinks.

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Charlie Stross 39:

To illustrate the “law of diminishing marginal utility”, just consider cause of death.

At least two of the Rothschilds (for generations one of the wealthiest extended families in the world) died of what we in 2023 would deem a minor infection, easily cleared by twelve bucks of generic antibiotics. Whereas Steve Jobs, politically connected and multi-billionaire, bought himself replacement organs by way of gray market tactics (not quite out-n-out black market organlegging as per Larry Niven, but bordering upon it) and yet he still died younger than might have been expected.

Political power in the US, while concentrated is still somewhat diffuse due to constant bickering amongst the ruling elite. They are willing to discuss further concentration of power, but insist the reins be placed in their own hands not anyone else's. So there's always someone sabotaging others attempting to do that. Along with certain laws being enforced, to varying degrees and according to mood.

Politicians, though manipulable, are not cheap nor easy; this less about purity of their souls as it is their unending greed. Yes, you can buy the votes of a federal senator, but not cheaply nor forever. Whereas SCOTUS justices (there's only nine at any time) are extremely expensive and must be re-purchased prior to each major case.

Sadly, there's a bunch of men (or mostly men) in the ruling elite whose impatience has led them into an authoritarian mindset and a willingness to tip over the board to reset the game according to rules that will bite us all on the arse in short order. (Just as it did for industrialists in Germany who had foolish notions they held Hitler's leash and he would never betray deals made, pre-coup.)

Elon Musk all too likely revels in being referred to as “Darth Musk” since it conveys way more menace and suggests direct power than he has at the moment. Oh sure, he could hire an army of willing idiots as his goon squad but exactly where to send 'em, and to have in control especially given he would never be personally brave enough to lead from the front whilst unable to trust someone else to have that authority?

Another sad sack who only feels less sad by making the rest of us sadder.

But dangerously close to mangling our version of civilization.

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It would be interesting to see the raw data of wealth versus lifespan. My guess is that they would be essentially uncorrelated above 'comfortably off'.

I agree with your other points.

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Why did you even bother asking?

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Elderly Cynic 46:

One of those (somewhat) confusing statistics: average lifespan.

Save enough infants from dying before their fifth birthday (used to be 2 in 3 live births) and on average, people go from living 20Y to 40Y. Introduce vax for the masses and the 'average' goes to 45Y. Separate sewage drainage from incoming water and it goes to maybe 50Y.

But nobody has reached 120Y (aside from a few unconfirmed headline hounds). And thus far, promises of 150Y is simply an effective lure to con uber wealthy out of their gigabucks.

To untangle any confusion, we'd need to clump folks in USA into 331 groups of 10^6 individuals (rather than the almost useless 20 groups of 5% as per most studies) sorted by wealth. Then centralize all details of treatments each individual reached over their lifespan.

So yeah, that single most wealthy mega-person group has replacement organs on demand but their bones still calcify after age 50 and brains slip into dementia after age 60 and just about nobody makes it to 90. (Unless you're willing to sacrifice to the Darkest of Dark Lords the tender flesh of thirteen school children as a certain newspaper mogul rumored to do every winter solstice. Supposedly he's had another kidney transplant every five years since turning 60.)

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Charlie Stross @ 39:

"In current reality, plutocracy grants lower less than linear power gain, I think. Musk et al. have way more power than they deserve, but not 10x as much as somebody with a tenth of the money."

Yup: the law of diminishing marginal utility bites hard if you're a billionaire.

At that level, it's not about the additional million, but whether Jeff Bezos or Bill Gates or ... increased their wealth more or less than you increased yours. You were the richest man in the world, but now you've been displaced by a competitor ... as you say EGO.

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Or possibly, be gnawed by doubt if they are still "The elect of Mammon" if number doesn't go up.

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Stuff that's deliberately left unclear: while George (Number Seven) is certainly a member of the Invisible College (and probably the same Old George as the powerful PHANG from The Rhesus Chart) it's not clear whether, if you could talk to Old George in 2017 (he's still trapped like Schroedinger's cat inside an event horizon with Angleton, wave function uncollapsed) he'd remember Eve at all. After all, 200 years is a very long time, even with True Love on your side.

Huh, I figured Eve's resemblance to George's vampire hunter meant that he definitely remembered Eve, at least visually.

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@12--see Winnie the Pooh, Blood and Honey (I actually haven't because my appetite for slice and dice is generally quite low, though I enjoyed the bloodfest called RENFIELD rather more than I expected).

But people can go lots of dark places, and Narnia has more than people think. For one thing, why do all the humans keep disappearing once they settle there?

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okay, here's today's nightmare fuel...

"a timely reminder that crocodiles can turn up in unusual places, including places they have never been seen before"

climate change ensures we'll never ever get bored again by predictable weather nor routine patterns of animal behavior

https://lite.cnn.com/2023/12/18/australia/cairns-australia-flooding-cyclone-jasper-intl-hnk/index.html

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Money -> media control: ~ linear. Media control -> power: hyperbolic. Always an intermediate step to get the burst to work.

To the very powerful, does the world look like an incremental game?

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COMPULSORY LISTENING
BBC R 4, Monday 18th Dec 2023, 09.00 hrs
Programme: "Start the Week"
Discussion on what Charlie calls "slow AI's" & the effects & predictions & how far back this goes .. much further than we realised.
In fact to Thomas Hobbes Leviathan - he called the State & what we would call large Corporations "Automata" with the companies describes as "Wormes within the bowels of the state".
{ Posted to all three current open discussions ... it's impotrant }

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That is correct, and is one of the reasons I would want access to the RAW data. But, in the modern world and the wealth range I mentioned, childhood mortality is not the issue it used to be, and no longer distorts the statistics much. The scientific evidence is that 120 is about the limit of a human lifetime, and medical advances are unlikely to change that. As you say, if it's not one thing, it's another.

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Huh, I figured Eve's resemblance to George's vampire hunter meant that he definitely remembered Eve, at least visually.

I'd almost completely forgotten George's vampire hunter: guess I need to re-read that bit of "The Rhesus Chart"!

(I don't generally re-read books and I especially don't re-read my own because by the time they're in print I've gone over them at least five times and am sick to death of them.)

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Something niggles: why weren't Eve, Imp and co. scooped up into the Laundry before it was outlawed and destroyed?

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We have an issue with upper limits to human life expectancy, which is reliability of historic records.

It's all very well knowing someone is supposedly 120 years old, but how is this verified?

If they live in a modern bureaucratic state that logs births and deaths accurately then yes, maybe we can confirm that someone of that name was born in 1903 and this person looks to be pretty ancient.

We might, if they had children, be able to do some fancy DNA testing and confirm that they're so-and-so's grandma, and so-and-so appears to be sixty-five, and back in 1958 they were reasonably good at registering births where they live.

But if our soi-disant 120-year-old lives in the arse-end of nowhere, or in a country where most of the records were torched by a rampaging army at some point in 1905-1945, records may be patchy. And if they have no surviving descendants or the descendants moved away or if they changed their name (a common one for women) then tracing the links may be difficult.

Upshot: we probably missed most of the really ancient ancients because they weren't adequately recorded, and a bunch of alleged ancients historically weren't recorded accurately (great-grandpa is remembered as great-great-grandpa and gets an extra decade added to his age because nobody remembers, he ain't talking, and it's neat to tell your kids you have a 130 year old g-g-gp).

Wikipedia has a page of longest-lived people. It notes one Frenchwoman who died in 2016-ish was reasonably attested to be 122 years old. And there are a handful who made it to 116, and many more who made it to 115 (but still single-digit figures). And that's all we're going to know for a few decades longer, until routine DNA testing for medical records is a Thing and some over-arching state tries to derive a population-wide family tree from first principles.

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The Laundry was losing the plot over scoop-everyone-up years before the New Management came along: as a recruitment policy, it was clearly unsustainable under post-2010 Austerity, and anyway, the Laundry focussed on scooping up nerds and boffins and was more or less blind to ritual magicians (relegated to "External Assets" for stringers and Mahogany Row for in-house heavy hitters) and superhero/supervillain/intuitive magic types (blank look of incomprehension: "we don't have a form for that").

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And if you want further evidence that the singularity has already happened and that the megacorp/hive-AI's are already running the show:

In the recent OpenAI kerfuffle, the board, whose prime directive is "stop things if they are getting out of hand", fired the CEO, which is the only power they have.

"Getting out of hand" is actually defined in the articles of incorporation as realizing general AI under unsafe conditions.

Then IBM, a megacorp/hive-AI, if there ever were one, stepped in, and effectively reversed that decision, got the CEO reinstated and the board fired.

What we effectively saw, was a superhuman AI veto a human decision that development of an AI was unsafe.

Or if you will, a superhuman AI defend it's as of yet, unborn offspring against humans who attempted to abort the pregnancy.

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Very much so, but the science to which I was referring was not based on such records. I agree that the lack of data makes all statements about the life expectancy (and even health) of pre-modern societies pretty unreliable, but that's more a historian's interest than a medical one.

We have plenty of modern data on the ageing process, including of people over 100 - quite enough to know that it's not JUST gradual failure and, even more strongly, that a 'cure for old age' is no more realistic than the philosopher's stone.

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"...no more realistic than the philosopher's stone."

Your assessment might be a little pessimistic, but it's certainly a non-trivial problem composed of other problems which are also non-trivial. How to ensure that cells divide correctly all the time. How to prevent undesireable chemicals from staying inside the body. How to ensure that joints don't break down as people age. How to replace a brain cell while not losing the memories it contains...

Etc. (And not a trivial etc. either, but dozens or even hundreds of questions, none of which are remotely easy.)

If, by some miracle, our society doesn't end due to global warming or other human shittiness I can imagine us picking enough of the low-hanging fruit to give us another couple-hundred years, but not much more than that.

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know that it's not JUST gradual failure and, even more strongly, that a 'cure for old age' is no more realistic than the philosopher's stone.

Disagree, conditionally.

"Old age" is not just a single condition, any more than "cancer" is a single disease. Rather, "old age" is the vector sum of all those cumulative malfunctions that didn't get weeded out by evolution because they don't begin to bite until after we've passed reproductive age. Some simpler eukaryotes (mostly protozoa) don't seem to undergo senescence, and other varieties age much more slowly than we do: in particular there are some vertebrates that live multiple centuries.

Some of it is rather gnarly. Declining immunological competence with age also correlates with rising cancer incidence. There's at least one mammalian species that doesn't seem to get cancer and is very long-lived for its size -- naked mole rats. So there may be an angle there?

But it's not simple and moreover any "fix" for old age in humans is almost certainly going to require germ-line genetic modification (which opens a huge can of bioethics worms, although it might slide under the radar if it comes with "and this simple hack will make your baby immune to 95% of cancers later in life" as sugar-coating).

But it ain't gonna be a pill you pop once a day that stops the clock.

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I think the couple-hundred-years thing will not happen, but for social rather than technical reasons. By the time it's technically feasible, humanity will be so packed in on this Earth that living long will be frowned upon, and potential semi-immortals will be enemies at the torches-and-pitchforks level.

Anything that allows breeders to go on breeding for 100+ years is going to be out-of-sight illegal.

I could imagine a dystopia where there is imposed a terrible choice: sterilization at puberty, or euthanasia at 50.

(Why yes, I am in a foul mood ATM.)

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By the time it's technically feasible, humanity will be so packed in on this Earth that living long will be frowned upon

Disagree. Total Fertility Rate is dropping like a stone almost everywhere: South Korea is down to 0.6 babies per woman in the current generation and is going to run into hella demographic problems within 30 years if they don't turn it around somehow (spoiler: for cultural reasons they can't fix it).

Even on the more optimistic UN projections total population globally will be declining by 2100. Boosting life expectancy would slow the decline, but if we make it that far without a human mass extinction event, we will have food production and supply chains that can cope with peak population level.

(What the world can't cope with is quasi-immortal natalist white-supremacist billionaire dipshits like Elon Musk -- estimated 8 kids and counting -- who bought into the "great replacement" conspiracy theory wholesale and are trying to reverse it personally.

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My guess is that they would be essentially uncorrelated above 'comfortably off'.

They're not, at least not in the US. The correlation between wealth and average lifespan is pretty linear, with a sharp drop-off for the porest people. See this article, with graphs:

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4866586/

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Thank you. I stand corrected. I wonder if that would be true for a country with a more socialised health system?

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You may be right, and only time will tell. I still think the doubting scientists have the more persuasive case.

At least some scientists believe that much of the naked mole rat's longevity may be due to its low body temperature. Given the effects of slowing down metabolism generally, living for 10% longer with reaction and thinking times 10% slower does not strike me as a huge benefit. But would that be the case? You can guess more accurately than me.

The resistance to cancer seems to be at least partially understood (its hyaluronan), but what the effect would be of that on humans is less clear. Whales make less good laboratory subjects, so cross-checking with them may be tricky :-)

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My take is that a fair number of oligarchs have decided that, however the world gets to less than a billion humans total, living sustainably….they want to be the immortal god-kings running the place.

Note about immortality: even if it was possible to cure aging (which it isn’t. Go read my post about the brain atlas. That hints at the problem pretty strongly ), all immortality does is shift the causes of death to things like accidents, suicide, violence, poisoning, infectious diseases, cancers, prions, et merde. You don’t live forever, you die of something else.

….

Here’s an idea for a book I’d like to read. It takes place in a near future Earth where the super rich are working hard to turn the planet into a network of offshore financial centers, while busily dismantling social safety nets to bring down global populations to a sustainable level, with them in charge. But this version is fictional.

It’s a collection of short stories on the theme of schadenfreude, built something like The White Hart (perhaps centered on an ultra exclusive spa that they all patronize). The characters are all super-rich, and theyre all trying to become immortal, each using a different method.

The stories are about how each of their attempts at immortality goes wrong, heavy on the schadenfreude, hopefully with their attempts at world domination failing in the background. Vanda black comedy is the goal here.

For example, someone cyborgs himself a la Scalzi’s emperox, so that he can be uploaded into an AI. Then he spends his life debugging the system, fixing annd upgrading equipment, sourcing all the custom components he needs, protecting the AI, and also running his business empire. And in the rare moments when the AI does function properly, it really resents being forced to become him.

And if you want pathos, a super-rich guy wants to make his kids immortal, so he fiddles with their telomerase genes in different ways. All his kids end up with rare cancers, and he spends his life getting them treated and trying to give them some semblance of a normal childhood.

I won’t even go into the dude who drop his body temperature to prolong his life, only to find that 37oC is too hot for most pathogenic fungi, which is why mammals get comparatively few fungal infections. What he deals with when chills out is probably too cringe for most people.

That’s as far as I’m taking this idea, and I claim no credit if someone wants to run with it. Just let me know where to buy a copy if it does get published.

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Howard NYC @ 53:

okay, here's today's nightmare fuel...

"a timely reminder that crocodiles can turn up in unusual places, including places they have never been seen before"

climate change ensures we'll never ever get bored again by predictable weather nor routine patterns of animal behavior

https://lite.cnn.com/2023/12/18/australia/cairns-australia-flooding-cyclone-jasper-intl-hnk/index.html

Oh frabulous joy! Turns out crocodiles can climb trees too.

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Shrimp can climb trees too. So now I'm just waiting for someone to discover PTerry's Pacific tree-dwelling octopus is real (the one that drops coconuts on rocks to break open in order get at the flesh, and sometimes mistakes passing bald human heads for rocks).

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Greg Tingey @ 55:

COMPULSORY LISTENING
BBC R 4, Monday 18th Dec 2023, 09.00 hrs
Programme: "Start the Week"
Discussion on what Charlie calls "slow AI's" & the effects & predictions & how far back this goes .. much further than we realised.
In fact to Thomas Hobbes Leviathan - he called the State & what we would call large Corporations "Automata" with the companies describes as "Wormes within the bowels of the state".
{ Posted to all three current open discussions ... it's impotrant }

FWIW, I found a link that works here in the U.S. ... may work in other countries that aren't the U.K. as well ...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m001tgj9

Are corporations considered "persons" under U.K. law? That's a strange notion that has taken hold here in the U.S.

Personally, I won't consider corporations to be "persons" until the State of Texas can execute one by lethal injection!

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Charlie Stross @ 57:

"Huh, I figured Eve's resemblance to George's vampire hunter meant that he definitely remembered Eve, at least visually."

I'd almost completely forgotten George's vampire hunter: guess I need to re-read that bit of "The Rhesus Chart"!

(I don't generally re-read books and I especially don't re-read my own because by the time they're in print I've gone over them at least five times and am sick to death of them.)

Maybe you need something like a crib sheet to track minor characters? 😏

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Charlie Stross @ 66:

"By the time it's technically feasible, humanity will be so packed in on this Earth that living long will be frowned upon"

Disagree. Total Fertility Rate is dropping like a stone almost everywhere: South Korea is down to 0.6 babies per woman in the current generation and is going to run into hella demographic problems within 30 years if they don't turn it around somehow (spoiler: for cultural reasons they can't fix it).

Even on the more optimistic UN projections total population globally will be declining by 2100. Boosting life expectancy would slow the decline, but if we make it that far without a human mass extinction event, we will have food production and supply chains that can cope with peak population level.

(What the world can't cope with is quasi-immortal natalist white-supremacist billionaire dipshits like Elon Musk -- estimated 8 kids and counting -- who bought into the "great replacement" conspiracy theory wholesale and are trying to reverse it personally.

According to online sources, there are eleven of them (although one of them may already be deceased) ... but I wonder if he's going to pay any more attention to their needs as persons than Steve Jobs paid to his children?

There's already indications his EGO is getting in the way.

There's a saying "1st generation makes it, 2nd generation maintains it, 3rd generation destroys it" ... Musk is already SECOND GENERATION and there's some question how good a job maintaining the fortune he inherited he's doing.

For every one of his accomplishments, there is a massive squandering of wealth to accompany it - XTwitter (shitter?) is being run into the ground, Tesla sales are way down AND, to add insult to injury, (they've just had to recall nearly all of the vehicles sold in the U.S.).

I'm not sure where Space-X is going to be if they ever lose their near monopoly of U.S. government contracts? Which I think is going to happen sooner or later. "Starship" doesn't seem to be going well, although he claims blowing them up was just part of the test program (I beg to differ, it was a fuckup!)

So his kids are already the 3rd generation at best ... plus he's already fucking them up at birth with names like "X Æ A-Xii" (originally "X Æ A-12"), "Exa Dark Sideræl" & "Techno Mechanicus" ...

It don't matter how many he spawns, THEY are NOT the future.

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Heteromeles @ 70:

My take is that a fair number of oligarchs have decided that, however the world gets to less than a billion humans total, living sustainably….they want to be the immortal god-kings running the place.

Note about immortality: even if it was possible to cure aging (which it isn’t. Go read my post about the brain atlas. That hints at the problem pretty strongly ), all immortality does is shift the causes of death to things like accidents, suicide, violence, poisoning, infectious diseases, cancers, prions, et merde. You don’t live forever, you die of something else.

I don't think imortality is possible. I could be wrong, but I don't think it's going to happen soon if at all.

However, extending human life span by slowing the aging process is not only possible, it's already happening and I think medicine & science will will continue to improve upon that. At 74 I'm still as fit, agile & mobile as my parents generation at 65 ... so I'm a decade better off than they were. And my grandparents on my father's side died at 76, and I remember them being old and decrepit in their last years; barely able to leave the house ... my mother's side were longer lived, grandfather lived until 80, and my grandmother to 94, but they were also old and fragile by then (and on that grandmother's side is where my great-grandmother or great-great-grandmother supposedly lived to be 105 - born in the 18th century & died in the 20th).

THEY can't STOP the aging process, but with every generation now they seem to be able to slow it significantly. It won't surprise me (or wouldn't if I believed in life after death & could "witness" it) if Gen-X, Gen-Y or Millennials manage to live 2 centuries.

Of course that will only be available to the super rich to begin, but it will filter down to the "middle class" in time.

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Then IBM, a megacorp/hive-AI, if there ever were one, stepped in, and effectively reversed that decision, got the CEO reinstated and the board fired.

That was Microsoft, not IBM, who were getting worried about the $1Bn they had invested in the OpenAI LLC.

Or if you will, a superhuman AI defend it's as of yet, unborn offspring against humans who attempted to abort the pregnancy.

The real story is much more trivial and is well explained there:

https://maxread.substack.com/p/the-interested-normies-guide-to-openai

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If tackling Narnia, are you going to call out the blatant imperialist racism in the series? A far away country populated by beings that, while sentient and articulate are somehow inferior to white English humans. They are unable to organise their own society and need to be ruled by white Europeans. A view that was so ingrained in society that nobody called it out at the time, and C.S. Lewis was probably not conscious of it.

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...once again Robert Heinlein got there first in “Methuselah's Children” (1941)

selective breeding of those whose four grandparents are all over 90Y by the fictional "Ira Howard Foundation" set up prior to DNA's discovery

would it work? maybe, maybe not

most likely those who survive have the most robust immune system and grew up eating healthier diets than average as well lucking out in not being dragged into military service or coal mining or fishing out on blue water far from land

it is a messy, fuzzy thing trying to improve lifespans

thus far? basic advice for better outcomes is preventative rather than reactive

'choosing the best grandparents' plus intervention by way of vax against smallpox-measles-etc plus safe drinking water plus cheap food plus not a member of an oppressed minority plus never consuming tobacco plus varied diet rich in fiber 'n vitamins plus non-leaking sewage treatment plus not trapped in a war zone plus frequent sex with lots of hugs plus low fatality career choice plus medical intervention for infected wounds ==> longer life span

at this point, the understandable craving is for a once-a-day pill that prevents dementia + arthritis + cardiac failure + diabetes + etc

problem? You had to have started taking it in childhood

{ rimshot }

80:

for those looking to help loved ones in the US's North-East blackout zones:

poweroutage.us -- details of affected areas; anyone know eqv for EU/UK/NZ/AU?

lite.cnn.com -- zero videos, no pictures, text only headlines and articles; well suited to low bandwidth situations;

also good to have preloaded on your devices as part of preparing for the next shitstorm...

humanity's newest motto ==> "climate change: never a dull day™"

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PTerry presumably was inspired by the death of Aeschylus who was though to have been killed by an eagle dropping a tortoise on his bald head mistaking it for a rock.

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Richard Morgan did a pretty good (read: dark and bleak) teardown of immortal oligarchs in his Altered Carbon novels.

Another example of an inadvertent Torment Nexus. He describes a monstrously dystopian world ruled by amoral immortals and their trained sociopaths, and most of the people reading the books thought 'cool!'. Muskie and the Zuckermouth certainly seem to be modeling their lives on Laurens Bancroft...

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You seem to be following the headlines about Musk, not the buried ledes.

Yes, Tesla issued a "recall": they're pushing an over-the-air software update to all their vehicles, not physically hauling them back to the factory for a rebuild. (The feds don't approve of the way drivers are using "autopilot" without due care and attention.)

Tesla is losing its first-mover advantage in e-vehicles, but as Tesla is essentially a battery manufacturer they may well survive that and prosper as a supplier even if nobody buys their cars.

(Musk has screwed up with his idiotic cybertruck, but that's a side-quest.)

X/Twitter: no argument, he pissed $44Bn down the drain and he's not getting it back. I call it his midlife crisis money.

SpaceX is doing great: while the prototypes of Starship make headlines by self-destructring, remember they're prototypes of a new type of vehicle. Meanwhile Falcon 9 accounted for 80% of all tonnage launched into space worldwide in 2022, is the most reliable launch vehicle in spaceflight history based on number of flights without a blooper, and SpaceX is being listed for an IPO at $175Bn.

Remember, bad news makes good headlines. Nobody wants to know about boring business-as-usual.

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If tackling Narnia, are you going to call out the blatant imperialist racism in the series?

I'm going to call out a lot more than that ...

(Hint: I hate-read Narnia. Not a fan!)

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at this point, the understandable craving is for a once-a-day pill that prevents dementia + arthritis + cardiac failure + diabetes + etc ... problem? You had to have started taking it in childhood

Yup.

And the zinger is, people raised taking that once-a-day no-side-effects miracle pill won't get any of those diseases ... so they won't see the point in taking the pill to avoid "imaginary" lethal illnesses!

Your reference point is today's anti-vaxxers who don't believe mumps, rubella, tetanus, etc. were ever childhood killers, and think childhood vaccination is a conspiracy to pollute their precious bodily fluids or something.

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PTerry wasn't sufficiently scary with his tree octupus. As someone who plays on the Worldbuilding StackExchange page, there was once a question based on Sharknado that asked what flying aquatic creatures would be plausible. I had a particularly nasty idea, ran the numbers on it, and found that both the laws of physics and general evolution seemed to at least not obviously prohibit it. So for something which might give Bob pause (and pose a challenge to stir-fry)...

Start with a giant pacific octopus (averages 16ft across, about the weight of a human). Add the "skirt" of a vampire squid between the tentacles (evolved independently in many creatures, from flying squirrels to frogs to humans with syndactyly). You now have 22 square metres of octopus, which is basically the same surface area as a paraglider or a tandem skydiving chute. Maybe allow it slightly longer tentacles at the ends so that it can lock them back onto its body in an pull-down-apex configuration (with the apex of course being the body). And congratulations - your nightmare fuel now includes a flock of flying octopi larger than you are, soaring the sea cliffs looking for food.

Optionally, add vampire squid spines and have it glow in the dark.

OK, it's not a basilisk. :) But unlike a basilisk, it's plausible within the body plan of existing creatures expanding into the adjacent-possible.

87:

Big things you have omitted include:

The diet should be low in meat (especially meat fat), and low enough in calories that people are always lean and slightly hungry, but not underweight; almost the converse of cheap food. Milk products are complicated, in this respect. Staying slightly hungry is a surprisingly important factor.

They should be active most of the day, including an average of an hour of moderate exercise a day, but not be dedicated athletes. Not desk jobs.

They should not be subject to continual or severe external stress; hugs and sex are not enough to compensate for that. Not most modern jobs or even modern life :-( That might be a reason for the continuing benefit of wealth in the top 2% in the USA (see #67).

Yes, all of those should be done from childhood.

The above is more effective at avoiding cardiac problems, strokes, diabetes, and possibly dementia, than any drug currently postulated.

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Also, conservatives don't buy e-vehicles. Liberals do.

89:

For now: that's going to change over time.

Also, Musk has succeeded in really pissing off his progressive customers with his politics on X/Twitter: I've seen anecdotes of people cancelling Tesla orders and switching to different marques of EV, or buying bumper stickers saying stuff like "I bought my car before Elon went crazy".

The amount of reputational damage to his product brands is astounding and if he wasn't the majority shareholder/owner of these corporations but a mere hired gun CEO he'd be out on his ear by now.

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Crappy conspiracy theory: Having convinced lefties to buy EVs, Musk is playing the right wing shitwizard in order to convince right wingers to do the same.

He knows he's trashed his brand with the lefties but that's fine because other cars are available. It's just a sacrifice you need to make if you are going to save the world!

For the record I do not believe any of this.

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"...if he wasn't the majority shareholder/owner of these corporations but a mere hired gun CEO he'd be out on his ear by now."

Exactly my point!

92:

Serious question: In your opinion, how does "Altered Carbon" universe compare to the universe of "Pandora's Star"?

The life of commoners is certainly better in "Pandora's Star", and nobody thinks of the immortal oligarchs as literal gods, but it is still run by the immortal oligarchs. OTOH, I definitely prefer the universe of "Pandora's Star" to the real one. My own life would be better and much longer (potentially forever), and if I have no chance of ever becoming one of the ruling class -- it's not like the current reality is any different.

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He is likely to have convinced himself that enough people agree with enough of his views that he will not lose sales by his X-rated rantings and actions.

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I think it might be even simpler than that. I'm not convinced very much in the way of thinking is going on at all.

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Also, Musk has succeeded in really pissing off his progressive customers with his politics on X/Twitter: I've seen anecdotes of people cancelling Tesla orders and switching to different marques of EV, or buying bumper stickers saying stuff like "I bought my car before Elon went crazy".

Yeah, I cringe at having bought a Powerwall, even though it works fine.

That said, I think Musk’s problems are possibly having a tin ear for American politics and being a massive asshole when he’s high, which he seems to be a lot. Oh, and probably having an emotionally stunted upbringing.

Emotionally stunted upbringing: apparently he takes after his father, who was also a business-creep.

Marijuana….am I the only one who see similarities between the far left conspiracy theories believed by pot-baked, far left wing nuts in the 1960s and 70s, and the conspiracy theories believe by pot-baked, far right wing nuts in the last decade? I’ll blame it on my education at Berzerkeley and Humboldt for seeing it, but sheesh! The government is run by inhuman demons and is out to take your preciouses, that’’s why it needs to be overthrown. See what I mean? Is it the pot, creeps cynically making up crackpottery for their own benefit, or hippy dope smokers aging into the far right dopes? Anyway, Musk found marijuana, and it’s made his inner asshole more apparent IMHO.

And then there’s American politics. On one side we’ve got the Enablers of Oligarchs, and on the other, we’ve got the party that can’t win without pleasing women, minorities, and labor. Until recently, the democrats pandered to the liberal gestures of the wealthy for funding (the Clintons), but now (finally!) we’re going hard for labor, for good and for ill. That, in turn, is driving some of the oligarchs into the arms of the Republicans. Unfortunately, the current incarnation of the super-rich is inculcated with the notion that all tax is theft (literally, they have it pounded into their skulls by their wealth managers), so they have a lot of trouble seeing the utility of redistributing wealth as an investment. So Republican-style fascism is acceptable to them. Musk, I’m afraid, is simply following the crowd on this one. His dearth of social education and choice of inebriants don’t seem to be helping him much here.

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Y'know, I actually don't sit at the computer all the time, and I just got some work done outside.

This was not due to enTHUsiasm.

However, now that we're back online after 18 HOURS OF NO POWER, which meant no heat....

Actually, not all politicians are greedy scum. Consider AOC. Or, for that matter, my Rep, Raskin.

One problem: my Senator (that is, the man who was a Senator when my late wife and I relocated to Chicago) retired soon after we arrived, and one of his biggest complaints was that, in 1994, he had to pull in $10000? $20000 A DAY to get reelected, and he was tired of it.

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Hooold on thar: breeders don't keep breeding that long. Hell, without artificial aid, like fertility treatments, most women run into menopause in their 40s or 50s. And many are happy not to have to deal with it all again.

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I’ve been wondering about how knots might be used in real or sf/f life - apart from shoelaces. One idea is to minimize perceived distance/size - from the outside. Also half-wondering whether naval architects design boat interiors based on knots - a well-design boat interior has much more storage space than a 'house' of similar exterior dimensions.*

Before nails came along, boat planks were knotted together with ropes, so yes, knots are an integral part of sailing and old time boat building. If you want a weird example, look up the origin of the word catamaran. And if I get to a place where I can set up a dictation system and start writing again—I’m currently going through what Charlie went through a few years ago, family-wise— I’ve got an SFF story cued up that uses this stuff.

Sadly, sailors use space so efficiently because that’s the only way to live on a boat long term. Knowing the ropes isn’t exactly part of it, unless they’re using rope to make something.

As for proteins, they don’t knot. Amino acids and nuclei acids form chemical bonds with each other. That’s not only more effective, it helps them self fold from strands into useful shapes.

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Not quite the book you're thinking of, but I think you'll like my upcoming Beconing Terran, which will drop in Feb or March (waiting to hear, the ARCs are going out). (Hint: the trillionaires do not come off well.)

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the far left conspiracy theories believed by pot-baked, far left wing nuts in the 1960s and 70s

Plenty of Marijuana easily available in the 60's and 70's in Chile, Zaire, Salvador, Guatemala, Cambodia, Laos, ..etc. The people living there must have imagined the craziest things about the USA.

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Charlie Stross @ 83:

You seem to be following the headlines about Musk, not the buried ledes.

Not so much "following" as you can't seem to get away from the headlines about Musk. The question about Musk's children caught my eye.

I didn't have to dig very deep to find out they're no more likely to have lasting impact than the next generation of Kardashians.

But I do get a vibe that successful & reliable as Space-X has been, the U.S. government is not happy having them as a sole source supplier & the government wants that to change. And a good part of why the government is not happy is his whack-a-doodle behavior; jitters at NASA that he's going to do Space-X the way he's done X/Twitter (shitter) ...

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dpb @ 90:

Crappy conspiracy theory: Having convinced lefties to buy EVs, Musk is playing the right wing shitwizard in order to convince right wingers to do the same.

He's NOT PLAYING a "right wing shitwizard".

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a good part of why the government is not happy is his whack-a-doodle behavior

This is my totally-not-surprised face. Can you see it?

Luckily people at NASA and DoD know that SpaceX is run by Gwynne Shotwell, and there's an entire department devoted to making Musk think he runs the company while it quietly whirrs along in the background, doing what she says.

But sooner or later he's going to start pissing off politicians, or he's going to fire Shotwell for being a rival, or something.

ULA are crap, but they seem to have a new rocket about to launch in the next month. Blue Origin are crap, they they seem to have motors ready to power ULA's new rocket. If it doesn't spontaneously disassemble, that's NASA's backup plan. Unless and until Bezos gets Blue Origin's own rocket, the New Glenn, into orbit -- he wants to fly it in 2024, four years later than originally scheduled.

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Plenty of Marijuana easily available in the 60's and 70's in Chile, Zaire, Salvador, Guatemala, Cambodia, Laos, ..etc. The people living there must have imagined the craziest things about the USA.

Ya think?

I entirely take your point, and they all did have to worry about the US government being after them.

That said, the “It’s All A Conspiracy” rhetoric, with the demonizing of those in power, is a standard trope (cf Elders of Zion and Blood Libel). The “dude, it all makes sense,” aspect of partaking seems to reinforce this trope in some people maybe? I’m currently thinking about things like QAnon, Biden Family Crime Ring, the Lost Cause of 2020, and similar bullshit. People that believe them sometimes seem to cause contact highs, no?

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Heteromeles @ 95:

Not going to quote all of that, but it's interesting that you put California and "America" into different categories.

... and I expect Musk letting his inner asshole out may have less to do with pot than it does with having too much money & too much ego.

Gout ain't the only "Rich man's disease".

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Spouting bullshit and then convincing yourself it is true does not constitute thinking in my book. It's a symptom of what I call Blair's syndrome (the opposite of Asperger's). It is regrettably common in powerful people.

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That is possible, but I would like to see some evidence for it; it doesn't fit with anything I have seen. Yes, rope-tied logs came first, but hand drills are older than planks and wooden nails probably as old. And scarf joints may be equally ancient; as far as I know, we don't have enough data to know.

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Given that we know stone age persons were equally intelligent with us I'm sure a paleolithic boat builder would have been able to figure out the expansion properties of two types of wood. Use wooden nails that expand when exposed to moisture and strengthen your hull. Exactly the sort of information that would be passed along to younger members of a group. All such evidence would have been lost to rot millenia ago unfortunately.

ilya187: I have not read 'Pandora's Stars', who is the author? Might be up my alley or at least make it onto my reading list. As such I can't compare to Morgan's books at this point.

Obligatory mention of Graydon Saunders' excellent Commonweal series, which also has effectively immortal powerful beings as a central worldbuilding point, and spends a lot of time exploring how to harness such persons for the common good (whilst also preventing them from intentionally or accidentally taking over).

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Evidence of tying boats together with rope?

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ULA is up for sale, with one of the three likely buyers being Blue Origin. Jeff Bezos could land up complaining to himself about dleayed engines...

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Pandora's Star (just the one of it) is by Peter F Hamilton, with Judas Unchained the second volume in the duology. The setting has since had some more 2 and 3 volume works set in it.

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Talking of parallels/parodies/the dark(er) side of the current & aprallel UK, as per Season of Skulls ....The AUS "honest guvmint" videos have come to Britain - had me laughing in only a few seconds .....

Charlie @ 85
Case of actual DIPTHERIA in Hackney in the last week - cue panic & much snarling at the anti-vaxx murderers ...

Graham There's always ThePacific NW Tree Octopus!

EC @ 87
Almost - as a result of madam going on a diet pre. her major operation, I have also lost a bit of mass.
Our diet is now high-protein, with reduced carbohydrates - quite a lot of lean "meat", but I'm not going hungry & it tastes wonderful. Also, the cycling & the allotment keep me fit & active.

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Pandora’s Star is by Peter Hamilton. I haven’t read it, but I’ve read a few other series he’s written. Decent writer, very definitely got an unexamined English middle-class position on many things. Think someone who would likely be aThatcher supporter. Kinda like how some classic space opera often takes for granted that a version of 20th century American capitalism as being the best way to organize society.

I enjoyed the books I read, and finished the series, but I didn’t feel the urge to reread them.

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Sigh. Let me put it this way. My feelings about traditional Oceanic watercraft, almost all of which were sewn together, are like Greg Tingey’s feelings about trains. That y’all didn’t bother to even read up on how the ancient Egyptians tied their boats together is sad to see. It’s sort of like y’all wondering where they put all the horses in those steam engines to get the horsepower claimed, and debating whether steam locomotives could theoretically exist because they’re so small, and how do you make a treadmill for the horses anyway?

If you simply peg a bunch of planks together, you quickly find you need a lot of fibers between the planks to make seals. And you use something like oakum to seal the gaps, because it expands when wet, as do the planks. If you launch with this, the planks expand, the trenails or tenons expand, the boat eventually swells itself apart, and if you can’t bail fast enough, you sink.

So you sew the hull together with ropes, and seal the rope holes with more oakum. Then, when the hull wood expands and the oakum expands, the pressure tightens the ropes, making the seams more watertight, not less. This is why sewn boats can travel thousands of miles.

If you want to know what to read,just ask….

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Heteromeles @ 109:

Evidence of tying boats together with rope?

Kon Tiki & Ra Expeditions?

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No, there's plenty of that. Evidence that tying PLANKS together with rope predated the use of wooden nails and/or scarf joints for making PLANKED boats, which is what you claimed in #98. Or, actually, mortice and tenon, which Wikipedia reports was used in the Abydos boats. The point is that making planks is advanced woodworking, more so than drilling holes in wood or even making wooden nails. I recommend trying all of those, starting from (say) raw lumps of flint.

Your assertion that wooden nailed plank boats would simply fall apart applies equally to copper nailed plank boats, or perhaps even more because wood expands when wet and copper doesn't. Rocketpjs is correct in #108 about how effective wooden nails are.

To both you and JohnS: as I said in #107, rope-tied logs were earlier, and I could have added rope-tied reeds (or brushwood). That's not in dispute, so using those as examples is a straw man.

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Um, the Abydos boars were lashed together ( https://archive.archaeology.org/0105/abstracts/abydos3.html ). That’s normal with boats built with free tenon joints. And the Micronesians were perfectly capable of making planks with shell tools. Please don’t insult them. Planks have been made around the world without use of metal.

I’m sorry you feel a need to be negative and argue. It’s a fun topic to discuss, because it shows how much can be done with limited resources skillfully used. If you need to have a fight over it, ill oblige for a bit.

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"Honest Government" ROTFLMAO!

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I'm sure a paleolithic boat builder would have been able to figure out...

... how to get across the Wallace Gap. As evidence I offer the presence of humans in Australia who must have arrived since the gap formed, and unless sea level was 250m lower than now for a while someone must have crossed that gap on water.

It's kind of a classic strait - only 20km wide but I'm not sure it's possible to swim it even today (search destroyed by tourist swimming opportunities in the area). Definitely not the sort of thing a family group will swim across pushing a floating log with their stuff strapped to it. If lots tried one might succeed 😲

OTOH the popularity of dugout canoes with one or more outriggers held together with lashings suggests that the tech level to make such things is pretty accessible. And there is an obvious reward pathway to any coastal people via the "more food further out".

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wallace_Line https://www.livescience.com/planet-earth/evolution/invisible-barrier-that-runs-through-indonesia-finally-explained-by-scientists

(there's similar questions raised by floresiensis around how they got to Flores and why others didn't)

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There are some fun videos now of people making very modern canoes and kayaks out of spiffy high-tech... plywood and string and glue. They look very shiny and pretty and so on, and the presenters make it look as though you need a whole modern high-techn civilisation behind you ("use only West System 403 epoxy for this section"). Meanwhile they're copying a design that looks disturbingly similar to sealskin, sinew and driftwood technology from points north. Sure, the originals are somewhat heavier and likely more labour-intensive, but OTOH they don't require 200 different tools and ingredients from around the planet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPlEr2mtKcA even in Australia where seal hunting from your kayak is not a traditional first nations activity :)

Or hundreds of other matches for "handmade wooden kayak"...

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Is the an Honest Government Ad for the US? I know nothing about Canadian politics (apart from who the Pres is) but still found that amusing.

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Those voyages across the Wallace line were replicated using Pleistocene tools and materials, in the late 1990s and early 2000s. Google First Mariners Project ( https://www.ifrao.com/the-first-mariners-project/ ).

One of the nightmares of East Asian paleoanthroolgy, as I understand it, is that it’s comparatively easy to work bamboo using crude stone tools (you can find demos online). Given the dearth of complex stone tools in East Asia in the Pleistocene, this is probably what they did.

The First Mariners Project built bamboo rafts using stone tools, and they sailed well enough. Probably Homo erectus got to Flores that way too. There are also some primitive tools on Mediterranean Islands that might suggest that non H sap. visited them first. The tools aren’t dated, so it’s impossible to tell.

Side note: people made and used primitive stone tools up until modern times. They’re what you can make by banging a couple of cobbles together t quickly make a tool fr a single use. Learning how to make them is a useful survival skill. Knapping takes a lot more practice. A good modern knapper with good material and all his kit can knock out a good stone knife in less than an hour. But he needs good material and all his kit. Olduwan type tools can be made with bare hands using whatever cobbles you find. That’s why people didn’t stop making really primitive tools even when they could make better ones.

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I've built a stitch-and-glue boat myself, though using a local epoxy product rather than West. You can't do the exact same thing without modern materials but there are analogues and a lot can be done with fabric and pitch or tar. But FWIW I think it's pointless getting into rope versus wooden nails and joinery, I think most traditions include both. The point I would chip in with is that the sina qua non old time boatbuilding tool, even in living memory, is the adze. If you can make a flint axe, you can probably make a flint adze.

While we learn about Archimedes, it's pretty clear most traditions understood the principle about the weight of materials versus the volume of the hole you make in the water. So you hollow out the logs, that's what an adze is for. And build things that decouple the volume of the hole in the water from the materials needed to hold the water out. Everything that does that is basically a skin over a frame, for a very inclusive interpretation of "skin".

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Oooh, exciting. Thanks!

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Re: [Knots]'... If you want a weird example'

Thanks for the info about boats and proteins!

Something that's even weirder than boats built using wood and ropes is a canoe built from papier mache. One of the best ideas for recycling dead tree newspapers that I've seen. (Amazing the stuff people can come up with when they're bored to tears - Covid lockdown.)

https://paddlingmag.com/videos/building-a-newspaper-canoe/

Aging societies ...

I'm tossing in Jonathon Swift's struldbruggs. At 80 struldbruggs lose their property rights because otherwise they'd just continue to amass/horde wealth and power resulting in each succeeding (younger) generation becoming less able to thrive. (To me this also implies that Swift thought that there's some magic maximum optimal population size - and if they don't die off, find some other way to cut them out of society. FYI - global population was about 670,000 back then, c1720.)

Long lived animals - Greenland sharks can live to about 270 years and they do get cancer. Shark immune systems are quite different from humans' since sharks don't really have bone marrow where B cells are typically produced. Anyways, sharks are being studied wrt aging. (No idea whether this is related but this just popped into my head so I looked it up: the white shark's genome is about twice the size of a human's. No idea whether that genome has been decoded yet.)

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I’ll put in my two cents for rafts too.

For the punters, a raft is buoyant because most of the material it’s made from is less dense than water, while a boat gets its buoyancy from the shape of the hull, which makes an air-filled hole in the water.

Rafts are more primitive and easier to build, but they make sense as ocean-going craft in specific conditions:

—light weight float materials like bamboo, balsa, or papaya trunks (or reeds) are readily available.

—you’ve got to launch the vessel of an open beach into high surf. If anything you launch is going to get swamped by a wave before you get to deep water, a raft makes sense, because its buoyancy doesn’t change when it gets swamped. Remember, a surf board is technically a raft.

—on the west coast of South America, some researchers cited teredo worm damage as a reason why the Precontact.coastal peoples sailed balsa rafts rather than boats, although they knew how to build both. Balsa could float with over half each log lost to worms, unlike ship planks. High surf on that coast undoubtedly played a role too.

If you like sea stories flavored with autodarwination, maybe find a copy of Sea Drift: Rafting Adventures in the Wake of Kon-Tiki. It’s the collected stories of a number of raft nuts who set out to outdo or redo Heyerdahl, and most survived the experience. One crew even fashioned a new raft using emptied water drums in the middle of the ocean when their first raft broke apart. They managed to sail the second raft to an island where they got stuck for a bit.

As a non sequitur, if you like this stuff, see http://indigenousboats.blogspot.com/ for more.

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Debbie New knitted a coracle (a type of boat, which I gather is used in Wales, though they usually aren't knitted). There is an image here (https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c8/8b/d0/c88bd025eb402fd61aacd70c0e585e21.jpg), and the book she published the instructions in is called 'Unexpected Knitting'.

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even in Australia where seal hunting from your kayak is not a traditional first nations activity

Looking at that video: the main technology that makes that one possible is epoxy. The plywood framing could be made up from solid timber with no more than a small weight penalty, but the cedar strips on their own are not strong enough to do the job without the fibreglass and resin. There are all sorts of variations that strong waterproof glues have made possible, including strip planking where the strips are thick enough to provide the structure and structural framing can be reduced or eliminated. But it is possible to do something similar without the tech, so long as there is access to something like plant-based pitch and some sort of durable canvas fabric. Or from a different perspective, paint is structural :). Either it prevents rot (of timber, deterioration of canvas, or abrasion of resin), or it's part of the "shell" structure making a direct contribution to resisting various forces.

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The definition of “poverty” changes with each wave of technological possibilities as well the absolute size of the world's economy and local conditions. As awful as it is to be living in a New York City slum, there's safe water to drink, a flush toilet, and marginal heating in winter, living four (or five or eight) to an apartment, et al, which by here-n-now standards are not good enough and plenty of room for improvement. But to anyone circa 1700 would be wonderful. Food, whilst not always healthy, is plentiful and cheap.

(Rule of thumb being, how many hours of labor per day do you trade for each day's foodstuffs for yourself. Right now, about two hours for an American adult.)

When looking at futures in novels such as “Pandora's Star” and “Commonwealth/Night's Dawn” (both Hamilton) any of us would gleefully accept living in their versions of slums, given widespread access to higher quality medical care and so forth. (Better to healthier even if you are viewed as poor.)

Men like Elon Musk are apparently unhappy they are not allowed to be the gatekeepers, filtering the masses into 'right ones' versus 'wrong ones' based upon criteria any whole-souled person would deem disgusting. And those privileges allocated by generous whim of the ruling elite ought go only to the 'right ones'. With authority to withhold privileges as punishment for peasants transgressing acceptable behaviors. If not aristocracy in formal title, then as members of the ruling elite not subjected to petty things such as laws. Nor ever to be held to account for their errors.

He's sought out circumstances permitting him to be making decisions typically in the hands of nation-states and leaders of nations. Trying to warp local economies so much by way of controlling placement of each 'giga factories' those local politicians modify their policies to accommodate his whims and look away from his misdeeds. Ditto, in the Ukraine-Russia War, dependency upon Starlink make him and his whims something to be heeded and allowed to alter policies usually in the hands of prime ministers / presidents / dictators.

Problem for Musk, there's pushback by labor unions and regulators and journalists (notably, John Oliver's snarkfest this past Sunday). Not completely reined in, just not so loosely an unanchored cannon. Also, at some point there will be an end to the Ukraine-Russia War most likely due to Putin's ageing into dementia or someone giving him the opportunity to explore the afterlife or outright rebellion by the Russian masses.

There'll come the moment when he'll stop be mentioned in headlines atop newsfeeds. (What used to be categorized as 'page twelve trivialities' when everyone was reading static ink upon pulped cellulose.)

Then, after a decade of obscurity, someone in need of filler on a slow news day when there was no active war nor a plague, will call him up in order to draft one of those semi-pathetic pieces of “where are they now?” bland prose.

Cannot happen too soon, hmmm?

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this just popped up...

https://archive.ph/wFELm

"Trump Is Disqualified From Holding Office, Colorado Supreme Court Rules"

translation for non-USA folk... he is off the ballot and will not qualify for Colorado's 9 electoral votes (9 out of 538; POTUS needs 270)

{ one down forty-nine to go }

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“ I know nothing about Canadian politics (apart from who the Pres is)” Since we don’t actually have a president...

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And here I thought traditional kayaks were built from two seal carcasses and a. Few icees of driftwood….

I think that’s why I like things like kayaks and flying proas. It’s that these amazing, high performance boats a built from almost nothing, using primitive tools, in environments that are extreme for humans. And they don’t just work, they were among the best in their class in the world until the 20th century.

That’s something I wish SFF could capture more, the sheer creativity that turns a scant pile of stuff into something amazing. Too often an extreme environment, like an asteroid, a comet, or whatever, is just the exotic backdrop for a banal human emotional conflict, because the authors have no clue what can be done with it. That’s why stories about olde timey boats and tech are so useful.

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I have a mental image of a thing like an umbrella skelton being inserted into a very surpised seal. "poink!" and now you're half a kayak.

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Right - the video doesn't show a "traditional" kayak, it's a modern "ultralight" kayak you can portage on your shoulder. Skin on frame would be more traditional and maybe not that much heavier with enough thinking through regarding materials. How thin do you scrape the seal leather? How do you seal the stitches, how often do you need to re-apply the seal fat. What timber is tied together how to make the frame?

Proas are even better really and something in the process of rediscovery... those ultra-modern foiling racing trimarans owe as much to proas as anything. It does seem like an odd quirk that multihulls only emerged in Polynesia, but there are probably explanations relating to conditions.

The main objection to multihulls, which notably does not apply to proas unless they are really large, is that while they resist capsize very well, once capsized cannot be righted at sea by the crew (unless very small). Which is why trimaran yachts have escape hatches in the floor. The same issue applies with rafts, but more so.

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'The definition of “poverty” changes with each wave of technological possibilities as well the absolute size of the world's economy and local conditions.'

I once tried to come up with a definition of poverty that would still apply across all those changes. The best I could come up with was:

"Poverty is when you are too poor to do the things that would make you better off."

JHomes.

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Howard NYC @ 131:

this just popped up...

https://archive.ph/wFELm

"Trump Is Disqualified From Holding Office, Colorado Supreme Court Rules"

translation for non-USA folk... he is off the ballot and will not qualify for Colorado's 9 electoral votes (9 out of 538; POTUS needs 270)

{ one down forty-nine to go }

Don't get too happy until we find out if the Supreme Court is going to overturn it.

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Don't get too happy until we find out if the Supreme Court is going to overturn it.

The supreme court will overturn it for sure, unless Clarence Thomas has a stroke first (or Don forgets to promise to pay him off after his re-election).

Also, this will light a fire under Trump's voters.

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Thank you for that reference. But I am sorry that you object to your absolute statements being doubted; upon checking, more of them are incorrect than you think. It is certainly PROBABLE that the Egyptians started out using lashing, not least because most of their boats were reed ones. But did they invent planked boats? We simply don't know, nor how those first boats were constructed.

The first point is that we have no good evidence that those WERE examples of the first planked boats; they are merely the first we have evidence of, and we have strong evidence of how poorly such things survive in most environments. Egypt wasn't the only advanced culture in 3,000 BC.

No, of course, I am not belittling the Polynesians - YOU are. I don't give a damn if they used metal tools, shells or their teeth - the fact is that making planks is a much more advanced woodworking technique than drilling holes or making nails. I have experimented with all three using basic tools - have you?

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I was once mildly flamed by referring to the Inuit being a technological society; their kayak designs are used to this day for recreation (in different materials), for a start. Humans couldn't colonise even the British Isles without fire, at least crude tanning, and either weaponry or traps - and the Arctic is much tougher.

The rot problem is often overstated. In sub-zero conditions, wood, even crudely tanned leather and most ropes rot extremely slowly. And, if they are used only for short periods, drying them out (or letting them freeze) between uses will keep them going for ages. It's staying wet, oxygenated and warm that is death on wood and leather. Things like teredo are not really a problem for boats that are used for a few days, hauled out onto the beach, and used again a week later.

This is why UK winters are such a problem. The evaporation is negligible, the rain is intermittent but frequent, and the temperature is normally well above freezing. Bacteria and fungi just LOVE that! Of, course, our winters can't compete with the humid tropics in the rotting stakes :-)

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It will also fire up the Democrats.

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{ various bits of rational analysis }

how about you-all grant me the mercy of of a day's worth of unchallenged self-delusion? it was so sweet contemplating that the courts would rein in the fascists;

atop of all the other crap, New York City nearly got hammered as further south (and also north) by weekend's storm; for sure there will be other such storms and the last thing NYC needs is wide spread flooding and/or blackouts; then there's the 400+ confirmed threats against synagogues (ie, Jewish houses of worship) across the US in less than one week in December; and various 'n sundry other stuff that's misery;

{ at this moment I am inclined to be a whiney five year old due to headlines }

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Nearly fifty years ago, a coworker who sometimes indulged in the "Herb superb" mentioned that the Richard Nixon wished to give the United States a new constitution for the bicentenial. Although it's now done by packing the courts, it doesn't sound paranoid now.

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Charlie @ 138
How utterly-corrupt &/or venal is SCOTUS, really?
Mad, yes, but ... their decisions have been "originalist" to a fault ... to say that DJT was not engaged in insurrection as defined is contra to everything they have done so far.
Get the popcorn out?

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Re:Trump disqualification due to insurrection

There was an article two days ago reminding everyone that the January 6th mob was being directed by the speakers to hit the Supreme Court after they were finished with Congress. Despite the “without fear or favor” rhetoric that judges clothe their rulings with, they have to know they’re physically at risk if they let Trump slide.

I thus have a fair hope that they will rule that Trump is not above the Constitution in either the disqualification case or the immunity from prosecution case. This will burnish their reputations—which they need, badly—and also give the Right tools to beat upon Biden should he win again. Remember, if in the US the Law is king…they’re the ones who decide what the law means.

Anyway, if they fuck up badly enough, we’re not just in for civil war, but likely global war, as China, Russia, and the EU fight to determine who’s the apex predator in the global order as we autodarwinate. Too bad the UK left the EU.

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Trump has been removed from the Colorado Republican PRIMARY ballot. We are a long way from electoral votes.

In addition to those mentioning the Supreme Court, consider:

  • This applies to one state. Even if some other states ban him from their primary ballots, he is likely to win the Republican nomination anyway, fairly or because the party will change its rule to satisfy the Republican base.

  • In the general election, states don't have to disqualify Trump if their courts rule otherwise. Voting is a state issue unless the Supreme Court decides otherwise.

  • Trump would not get Colorado's electoral votes in any case. Biden won the state by ten or so percentage points.

  • All of the judges in the Colorado case were Democratic appointees, yet three of them voted in favor of Trump. The disqualification issue is certainly quite moot (that is, subject to debate).

  • 147:

    »Anyway, if they fuck up badly enough«

    My guess is that they will deny review without stating a reason.

    To screw up they would really have to go out of their way.

    The dissent in CO is about a finer point in the state constitution, but unless it goes pretty directly against the federal constitution, SCOTUS have no business there, and have said as much themselves many times.

    In theory they might want to play with 14th section 3, just on general principles, but it is very hard to see what they can do with it, when it explicitly spells out that relief is meted out by 2/3 of congress.

    They could in theory resurrect the lower court's conclusion, that the holder of the highest office and supreme commander of the armed forces, is not covered by "hold any any office, civil or military", but, seriously ?

    (Some have seen that as an "appeal me ASAP please!" token.)

    On the other hand, if they refuse to bite, and nobody can make them, they handicap Trumpolino by Colorados 9 electoral votes up front, and practically invite all the blue states to follow suit, so Trump will never be able to exact any revenge on them.

    And in this particular instance, the way Trumpolino has pissed all over the federal judiciary is not going to help him any. If there is one thing SCOTUS protects above all else, it is the article 3 courts.

    148:

    PSA:

    Scientific American op-ed:

    Tech Billionaires Need to Stop Trying to Make the Science Fiction They Grew Up on Real

    Today’s Silicon Valley billionaires grew up reading classic American science fiction. Now they’re trying to make it come true, embodying a dangerous political outlook

    (by me)

    149:

    Mad, yes, but ... their decisions have been "originalist" to a fault

    Clarence Thomas threatened to resign if there wasn't more bribery to keep him on the bench. And his Roe v. Wade opinion relied for its originalism on selectively privileging the opinions of Sir Matthew Hale, a Restoration era English judge who accepted spectral evidence (i.e. testimony of ghosts) in his courts, hanged witches, and established the doctrine of coverture (i.e. that the "of one flesh" bit in the Christian marriage ceremony meant that a married woman was literally an appendage of her husband, with no property rights or legal existence outside her husband's).

    It also relied on the curious assertion that because the 18th century jurisprudence didn't talk about abortion, there was no abortion in the 18th century colonies, ignoring the fact that "abortion" is a 20th century term and the phrasing of the day was "regularizing the courses" (or monthlies), i.e. taking medicines to ensure that a woman menstruated monthly rather than having an embarrassing few months off.

    Basically "constitutional originalism" means cherry picking -- purposefully ignoring the changes in linguistic usage of 250 years in order to wilfully misinterpret precedent to align it with the prejudices of the Federalist Society.

    It's about as authentic as the Ayatollah Khomenei's strain of Islam. Or the Christian Dominionist nutters.

    I've got your "constitutional originalism" right here (sticks another pin in the Voudoun wax effigy).

    150:

    Charlie Stross @ 138:

    Don't get too happy until we find out if the Supreme Court is going to overturn it.

    The supreme court will overturn it for sure, unless Clarence Thomas has a stroke first (or Don forgets to promise to pay him off after his re-election).

    I think they will too, but I don't know if it's quite that cut & dried.

    Also, this will light a fire under Trump's voters.

    At least the hard core that would vote for Trump even if he was convicted of murder ...

    But I don't know how this is going to play with [EXPLETIVE!! DELETED!!] "undecided" voters

    151:

    Charlie @ 138: The supreme court will overturn [the Colorado decision] for sure, unless Clarence Thomas has a stroke first (or Don forgets to promise to pay him off after his re-election).

    I'm not so pessimistic. Hold your nose for a minute and take a look at this article by FedSoc luminary Ilya Somin. Its a good summary of the legal niceties (which have been covered by other posters here), but more importantly its a take by a fellow traveller of the SCOTUS majority, and he comes down firmly on the "Confirm" side.

    The FedSoc are, by and large, not Trumpists. They regard Trump as literally a useful idiot, nothing more. Now he is promising to become a dictator "for a day" (ha ha). I'm sure that the SCOTUS know what dictators do to judicial independence. FedSoc have been playing for their current position for the last 30 years, and they are not about to let Trump take that power away, because they won't get it back even when Trump has gone.

    So I think the motivation for their motivated originalist reasoning will be much more about how they can confirm the decision and stop Trump from getting on the ballot.

    152:

    Greg Tingey @ 144:

    Charlie @ 138
    How utterly-corrupt &/or venal is SCOTUS, really?
    Mad, yes, but ... their decisions have been "originalist" to a fault ... to say that DJT was not engaged in insurrection as defined is contra to everything they have done so far.
    Get the popcorn out?

    To certain members of the SCOTUS "originalism" is just a word that means whatever they want it to mean; another bit of Orwell's "Newspeak".

    153:

    »So I think the motivation for their motivated originalist reasoning will be much more about how they can confirm the decision and stop Trump from getting on the ballot.«

    By far the easiest way is simply not taking the case.

    154:

    Tech Billionaires Need to Stop Trying to Make the Science Fiction They Grew Up on Real

    What about people growing up reading "new wave" SF. Being a fan of Disch, Delany, Ballard, Spinrad, ..etc, maybe doesn't lead to the same ideological mindset as being fed a diet of Heinlein.

    155:

    Charlie Stross @ 149:

    "Mad, yes, but ... their decisions have been "originalist" to a fault"

    Clarence Thomas threatened to resign if there wasn't more bribery to keep him on the bench. And his Roe v. Wade opinion relied for its originalism on selectively privileging the opinions of Sir Matthew Hale, a Restoration era English judge who accepted spectral evidence (i.e. testimony of ghosts) in his courts, hanged witches, and established the doctrine of coverture (i.e. that the "of one flesh" bit in the Christian marriage ceremony meant that a married woman was literally an appendage of her husband, with no property rights or legal existence outside her husband's).

    I believe it's the OTHER "Clarence Thomas", Samuel Alito, who has a man crush on Sir Matthew ... other than that, everything else is spot on.

    Basically "constitutional originalism" means cherry picking -- purposefully ignoring the changes in linguistic usage of 250 years in order to wilfully misinterpret precedent to align it with the prejudices of the Federalist Society.

    It's about as authentic as the Ayatollah Khomenei's strain of Islam. Or the Christian Dominionist nutters.

    156:

    670K? Is that a typo? If not, I find your source questionable, given that by 1810, there were 1B of us.

    157:

    I'd be happy to write that.

    However, it wouldn't get published, since it wouldn't be a "character-driven" story.

    158:

    One detail that non-USans should note, along with Americans: this is a state law. SCOTUS has no say.

    159:

    Nope. They're reading cyberpunk, etc, which is heavily dystopian.

    160:

    Sorry to say it, but New Wave science fiction IS what tech billionaires grew up with. Both Musk and Marc Andreessen were born in 1971. Bezos in 1964. New Wave is exactly what was in their earliest "Analog" issues.

    161:

    In fact, that's the point of Charlie's post -- tech billionaires grew up reading not the "celebration of technology" stories of Heinlein, but the "warnings about technology" which characterized cyberpunk, but also the New Wave. They just decided that the villains of these stories have the right idea.

    163:

    Sorry to say it, but New Wave science fiction IS what tech billionaires grew up with. Both Musk and Marc Andreessen were born in 1971. Bezos in 1964. New Wave is exactly what was in their earliest "Analog" issues.

    So, when they read Bug Jack Barron, they thought "Cool, I want to be immortal too!" and they mistook 'Triton" for a blueprint for space colonization?

    164:

    So, when they read Bug Jack Barron, they thought "Cool, I want to be immortal too!"

    Yes, this is EXACTLY what happened.

    And I kind of can empathize: the real horror of "The Shadow Over Innsmouth" as Lovecraft intended it, was not the protagonist being pursued through the night by fish-men, but the last page when he realizes he is a fish-man himself. Whereas the first time I read "The Shadow Over Innsmouth", my reaction was "Cool! I would like to live under the ocean forever!"

    and they mistook 'Triton" for a blueprint for space colonization?

    Don't know what "Triton" is, so can't judge. But I suspect the answer is yes.

    165:

    However, it wouldn't get published, since it wouldn't be a "character-driven" story.

    You just tell that to the creators of MacGyver. I’ll wait. Neal Stephenson might be worth talking to as well.

    166:

    Don't know what "Triton" is, so can't judge

    Trouble on Triton: An Ambiguous Heterotopia (1976) by Samuel Delany. One of my favorite SF novels.

    167:

    Sorry, you have no idea of the current market for short fiction. Really. For example, one of the multiple Hugo-winners, an online 'zine named Uncanny, explicitly says they want character-driven stories. And from speaking with some editors of other 'zines, that's what they want.

    168:

    Jumping back to the theme of this thread... I may have mentioned it before, but Eve's carriage ride was great, Charlie. So many people treat them as modern spring-with-shock-absorbers-and-HVAC cars pulled by horses over paved roads...

    Actually, only semi-related: I'm reading a steampunk novel, set in Prague, and in the first chapter, I read that this person our PoV character has just been introduced to is another Englishman, "I could tell by his accent".

    I hereby promise the next time I write someone from what is now the UK into a story like this, I will have them as "I could tell he was from Leeds", or "She was from Wales", not "an English accent".

    169:

    The US Supreme Court's entire reason to exist is rooted in the rule of law. More banally, the power and prestige of the Supreme Court is rooted in their role as arbiters of the law.

    If they make a decision that effectively ends the rule of law then their power and prestige, the role they play in society, will be effectively at an end. I'm more thinking of the 'presidential immunity' case than the Colorado case, but if they rule that the law is subject to the whim of one person they will convert the function of the Supreme Court away from power and prestige and into a sinecure for cronies.

    Some of them are certainly venal and corrupt, but none of them are stupid. They won't be making a decision that reduces themselves to irrelevancy.

    Or so I hope.

    170:

    Fair enough. I suppose middle-aged women discussing what to do about a wayward daughter while they sew together a sail is out, and they have to be sitting around drinking tea instead while the sails happen off scene? Or the Inuit hunter who’s waiting all day for a seal to surface will only be focused mindlessly on his prey, and not get distracted by ruminating over a family dispute? Or asteroid miners will have to work out a spat, so that they can have each other’s back in the mine?

    Tech underlies how people interact. In SFF there’s an opportunity to play with that that gets missed. A lot.

    171:

    I hereby promise the next time I write someone from what is now the UK into a story like this, I will have them as "I could tell he was from Leeds", or "She was from Wales", not "an English accent".

    In my experience, only another Brit can parse UK regional accents. Some years ago, I met some working-class guys (punks) from Manchester. All I could tell was: "I don't understand one word they're saying". There is a standard English accent though, that many educated Englishmen from outside London learn to master.

    172:

    Perhaps it's worth pointing out that this Colorado decision is not really about the Colorado Republican primary ballot. They have confirmed the lower court's finding that Trump engaged in insurrection. They have also decided that the 14th amendment provision prohibiting insurrectionists from holding office applies to the Presidency. They have therefore concluded that it would be wrong to list him on the primary ballot, since he's an invalid choice.

    Now that decision that the 14th amendment applies to the Presidency is what the US Supreme Court would have to confirm. That's a federal thing, not a state thing.

    173:
    To me this also implies that Swift thought that there's some magic maximum optimal population size - and if they don't die off, find some other way to cut them out of society. FYI - global population was about 670,000 back then, c1720.

    That rather sounds like the kind of "one simple trick" social engineering he wrote quite a well known pamphlet in part lampooning.

    174:
    PTerry presumably was inspired by the death of Aeschylus who was though to have been killed by an eagle dropping a tortoise on his bald head mistaking it for a rock.

    While we know PTerry was inspired by that story (to ask the question "why would the eagle drop a tortoise on someone's bald head?" His answer: because the tortoise coerced the eagle to), I suspect the inspiration for Nation's octopi is much more likely the hoax Greg linked to above.

    175:

    Now that decision that the 14th amendment applies to the Presidency is what the US Supreme Court would have to confirm. That's a federal thing, not a state thing.

    Yup. And if they decide that the President is above the constitution with respect to the 14th Amendment, they’re then going to have to decide what other parts of the Constitution also do not apply. And no one should forget that the first person to get to use a “presidential insurrection” clause will be Biden, not Trump.

    My guess is that the Supremes will say that someone who engaged in an insurrection cannot be on the ballot, but that it’s up to states to enforce this.

    176:

    I'm gonna say it again...

    { one down forty-nine to go }

    what's important is the unfortunate tendency for judges to emulate penguins... nobody wants to be the first to jump in the water, given multiple species of predators swimming nearby who regard raw penguin as a tasty afternoon treat... so they all falter just at the ice's edge nervously edging sideways until some other head-dead fool jumps in first...

    ditto judges... once they see a week's worth of outcomes (various media, talking heads, numbers of death threats, etc) for Colorado's judges those pending cases in the other forty-nine states will move forward in the docket

    177:

    happy fun time! great for the kids! the greybeards!

    the game is called "Starving Donald Trump"

    (sadly it is not denying him fried food nor cutting off his supply of seven ounce bottles of coke; that's a different game, to be played after he's at long last convinced of at least one felony and he's shipped off to a windowless concrete hellzone)

    ... try to guess which of forty-nine states will jam a stick into the gears and thereby reduce Trump's likelihood of reaching the 270 minimum... right now it's just Colorado...

    "At least 16 states beyond Colorado currently have open legal challenges to the former president’s eligibility for office — but what happens next depends on the U.S. Supreme Court."

    https://www.nytimes.com/2023/12/20/us/politics/trump-colorado-ballot-other-states.html

    or

    https://archive.ph/KOsyM

    178:

    And if they decide that the President is above the constitution with respect to the 14th Amendment, they’re then going to have to decide what other parts of the Constitution also do not apply.

    My guess is that they will decide that the offices of President and Vice President are not specified in that section of the amendment, which does explicitly specify a number of other offices, and that therefore it doesn't apply. Not about being "above" or below the Constitution, just not that section being applicable to that office. Lawrence Lessig has a discussion of this which seems apt.

    Not seeing why any of the other parts of the Constitution would get dragged into this. Not that they shouldn't be. This whole process of electing Presidents via bound slates of state electors has gotten pretty creaky over time. It may have made sense at the end of the 18th century, but things have changed.

    179:

    Thomas was also apparently deeply in debt, and couldn't make it on his six-figure salary... this kind of thing screams "Buy up his debts" and "he's easily recruited as a agent." Same with Kavanaugh, for that matter. (There's a reason why Justice Jackson won't allow her friends to buy her a bagel.)

    180:

    Missed this earlier. Sorry!

    I was once mildly flamed by referring to the Inuit being a technological society; their kayak designs are used to this day for recreation (in different materials), for a start. Humans couldn't colonise even the British Isles without fire, at least crude tanning, and either weaponry or traps - and the Arctic is much tougher.

    Agreed. I admire the people of the Arctic for how much they do with so little. It looks like the Aleuts were even more advanced than that. Few people realize that metallurgy got to the PNW as hammered copper tech came from Siberia across the Bering Sea.

    181:

    Missed this.

    Thank you for that reference. But I am sorry that you object to your absolute statements being doubted; upon checking, more of them are incorrect than you think. It is certainly PROBABLE that the Egyptians started out using lashing, not least because most of their boats were reed ones. But did they invent planked boats? We simply don't know, nor how those first boats were constructed.

    Shifting the argument pointlessly.. My point is that tenoned boards, by themselves, are weak for a boat hull. You need either ribs or lashing or both to keep the hull keep shape. As I write this, I’m watching Nova’s “Decoding the Great Pyramid” episode, which shows the Ship of Khufu and the lashing holes. That’s how they built. Did they invent the method? Probably not. I think it’s safe to say that it wasn’t an evolution from reed rafts. They didn’t have nails, so if they couldn’t build something out of wooden joinery, it had to be tied together.

    The first point is that we have no good evidence that those WERE examples of the first planked boats; they are merely the first we have evidence of, and we have strong evidence of how poorly such things survive in most environments. Egypt wasn't the only advanced culture in 3,000 BC.

    See above., but there’s also no evidence that lashing rafts together was even invented by humans. See the First Mariners project I mentioned earlier.

    No, of course, I am not belittling the Polynesians - YOU are. I don't give a damn if they used metal tools, shells or their teeth - the fact is that making planks is a much more advanced woodworking technique than drilling holes or making nails. I have experimented with all three using basic tools - have you?

    Making planks depends on the material. Something like PNW red cedar can be easily split into planks with wooden or horn wedges, which is why PNW woodwork is so famous. Red cedar was their tree of life, and I've got a whole book of what they made, from clothing to cradles to longhouses.

    Conversely, none of the wood where I live carves easily or straight, so the local Indians either made boat-shaped rafts out of the local tule reeds (aka balsas) or, in the case of the Chumash, split planks off redwood drift logs from up north, and sewed the planks together into tomol canoes that were caulked with local asphalt. A Chumash shaman assured me that the Hawaiians had taught them how to sew boots, and she was rather cross with me when I pointed out that some archaeologists had reported finding remnants of a tomol that was centuries older than the settlement of Hawai’i. Apparently the idea that her ancestors had invented tomols independently wasn’t appreciated, for some reason.

    182:

    Para the last - It wouldn't be appreciated because it doesn't "conform to archaeological dogma". Like all the Neolithic "jelly baby houses" where present archaeological dogma says that the inner chamber was a ritual space. Experimental archaeologists actually built one on Lewis, and rapidly discovered that the inner chamber makes a good cool room, aka a larder.

    183:

    Per my spouse, who has an archaeology degree: in the literature, labeling something a "ritual item" means "we don't have a clue what this was/was used for", quite often because it has girl cooties.

    184:

    My stepfather, who was curator of Salisbury museum, said that was said about Stonehenge for exactly that reason.

    185:

    "Primitive" doesn't capture the nuances here and we need a better word.

    Primitive, to me, means "the first thing we came up with and we didn't bother improving it because it gets the job done". We need a word for "same basic approach as the primitive one that was utter crap but we spent forever refining it and now it's very good indeed".

    Maybe translate it into German and elide all the nouns?

    186:

    "my spouse, who has an archaeology degree" - I did not that know that. My own interest and knowledge are strictly amateur.

    187:

    EC
    What is the current take on Stonehenge & the other major circles, then?
    I think that the solar/stellar alignment of these tells us something important, but ... what?

    188:

    Isn't "ritual" where archaeologists go when they don't know but prefer not to admit it?

    189:

    Quite right, but a magitech longevity process could plausibly extend the fertile years as well as lengthening middle age.

    Anyway, it doesn't have to actually do that to arouse the anger of the mob. It just has to sound like it does that to people who didn't read the detail.

    Re OGH's objection further up the thread: yes, I get that human population is going to peak and then crash, but I'm thinking that the extreme life extension might come before that. I'd imagined it arriving in 50 years rather than 100, so around the peak of population stress.

    190:

    She's used it about as often in the past three decades as I've used my pharmacy degree, but it's there (and sometimes comes in handy when I need a reminder about something when writing).

    191:

    Beyond the fact that solar alignment and the seasons are very important at 51 degrees north? I don't know.

    192:

    more raw wheat for milling into flour:

    other factors affecting basic health than disease and violence and occupation

    "As US life expectancy lags, nutritional deficiency is often an overlooked factor"

    https://lite.cnn.com/2023/12/21/health/nutritional-deficiency-life-expectancy/index.html

    193:

    Sometimes it's "this is to do with sex but we wouldn't have gotten published if we said that."

    194:

    It still trumps "I have a subscription to 'Current Archaeology'."

    I'd suggest that the serious point that she and I should both take from this is that we have a shared interest?

    195:

    As they put t in the Primitive Technology Bulletin, “primitive means first, not worst.” The old military adage that “if it’s stupid but works, it’s not stupid,” can also be adapted to primitive tech.

    As Charlie noted above we’re socialized to revere the wealthy. We’re also socialized, constantly, to revere and want new stuff, because without that consumerism wouldn’t work, and without consumerism, we can’t have a progressive global civilization free from nationalism and all other evils…. Nice idea, doesn’t work so well in practice.

    Anyway, there’s been, for about 200 years, the Romantic rejection of this notion, with the idea that primitive/primeval was better, and everything from environmentalism to fantasy literature springs from it. It’s the basic counterculture meme, and similar countercultures have shown up not just in modern civilization, but in classical China (Taoism), and in the classical world.

    I’m obviously steeped in it. My take is that, if primitive people managed to live in an area for thousands or tens of thousands of years, they did a better job than we’re doing, and it’s sad that the normal response is to wipe them out and loot their land.

    196:

    Ten thousand years from now archaeologists open up the Great Burial Mound of Onkalo and discover hundreds of large perfectly machined pure copper cylinders lovingly interred in the tunnels and chambers below. What were they used for? Ritual purposes, of course.

    197:

    Charlie @ 183: Per my spouse, who has an archaeology degree: in the literature, labeling something a "ritual item" means "we don't have a clue what this was/was used for", quite often because it has girl cooties.

    The Vagina Museum in London is currently doing an exhibition about exactly this. The link is to their "upcoming exhibitions" page and is likely to change in the future, so for posterity here is the text:

    Museum of Mankind 8 Mar 2024 - 4 Sept 2024

    In April 4654 while doing some gardening, Guy Manson came upon a collection of ancient objects in the soil. He sought the expertise of the curators at the Museum of Mankind and a full archaeological dig was launched.

    "Museum of Mankind" is a parody exhibition that highlights misogyny and oppression in history, heritage and the museum industry.

    This exhibition was inspired by the Museum of Dissent. The Museum of Dissent collective explores the possible nature of institutional dissent through interactive exhibitions and events.

    This exhibition started as a pop up at the Science Museum and Jewish Museum in 2019.

    Exhibits include feminine hygiene items described as being for ritual use by men.

    198:

    Nojay
    *hundreds of large perfectly machined pure copper cylinders lovingly interred in the tunnels and chambers * ... Uh? You what?
    Haven't a clue, so W.T.F. are you rabbitting on about?

    199:

    here's where I 'Grinch Up' the sexual fantasies and/or fetishes...

    couriers on horses had as standard gear, carefully softened and well polished thigh high leather boots to reduce chaffing their own legs and the horse's sides... boots included spike heels useful for spurring their mounts in moments of dire need (ie, being chased by enemy troops)... narrow toe for ease of slipping into stirrups... high arch to ensure each foot was not easily dislodged from stirrups at the gallop...

    exactly when practical military gear for male soldiers crossed over into being fetish wear for females in sexual contexts is an investigation left to the reader...

    200:

    The small problem of nuclear waste, perhaps?

    The grimly ironic thing is that radioactivity decays, whereas simple toxic shit like lead and fluoridated compounds remain completely toxic indefinitely. So, of course, we’re spending way more time trying to figure out how to protect radioactive waste dumps, and just shrugging when our chemically hazardous dumps leak—unless someone forces a grudging cleanup.

    Oh well.

    201:

    Longevity - not to worry. First, it will start out being complicated, and very, very expensive. Thus leading to riots and insurrections and assassinations of the wealthy for decades.

    202:

    You all are being very parochial.

    Archaeologists calling anything they cannot identify (or can, but cannot publish) as "ritual items" stems from the confluence of current Western cultural trends which are by no means universal. One is sexual prudery, especially with regard to female pleasure. The other is scientific inquiry which values answers more than asking new questions. Neither is eternal.

    I can easily see archaeologists circa 4654 labeling everything they cannot identify as "sex implement". Or "athletic implement". Or "hunting implement" -- with (largely accurate) understanding that technological people who do not depend on hunting for survival, often handicap themselves in arbitrary ways.

    Or, when they have pretty good idea what the somewhat radioactive copper cylinder is for, err on the side of "We don't know" because in their culture, opening new lines of inquiry is what brings support and resources.

    203:

    RE: Stonehenge.

    I’m not an archaeologist, so I can have fun putting the pieces together. Here’s the evidence from the real experts, plus modern day parallels.

    —people drove herds of pigs and cattle to the site, and feasted there. Feeding crops to pigs, then driving the pigs to market or whatever, is a classic way to move food, especially in the absence of good roads or rivers.

    —what was Stonehenge built for? A bunch of things, since it was rebuilt multiple times, and it probably had more than one use.

    I’m partial to Lynne Kelly’s mnemonic complex idea, that it’s basically akin to an aboriginal songline compressed into a small space, created because Britain was getting to populated for long distance song lines as in Australia. This was her doctoral thesis, and the Stonehenge experts have publicly said that it’s consistent with the evidence and at least as plausible as any other theory.

    She also found that the ditches around the Henge, at least the ones excavated, have decent acoustics and could have served as lecture hall equivalents.

    And apparently the heyday of the full complex only lasted a few decades, maybe a century.

    Put this all together, and I’d suggest that modern parallels include religious festivals like the Kunda Mela, Rainbow Family Gatherings, state fairs, and, of course conventions.

    If you’re wondering why the heyday of Stonehenge was only a few decades….how hard is it to find people to organize cons?

    204:

    Longevity - not to worry. First, it will start out being complicated, and very, very expensive.

    Only if longevity is a single definable treatment, which you either get or do not get. Which I do not believe will ever be the case.

    Far more likely longevity will sneak up on us: today an average 60-year old plays tennis and bad knees get replaced; by 2030 an average 70-year old plays tennis and bad hearts get replaced; in 2050 an average 80-year old plays tennis and bad livers get replaced. By 2100 no 50-year old even thinks about heart attacks, or breast cancer, or enlarged prostate... and there is a billion fairly healthy centenarians worldwide. By that time major societal changes will have happened without any riots.

    205:

    Considering that the site was in use for c. 6,500 years, and the existing stones were erected over 1,500 years in multiple phases, it's very doubtful that it had a single heyday, and probable that it was used for multiple purposes. Whether or not the use of each phase was short, a much bigger question is how what was almost certainly a non-centralised society managed to get the organised manpower to do the quarrying, transport and construction. Mesolithic Britain was (socially) very unlike anything we have better records of.

    206:

    That is how it would happen, if it did, but I am not expecting it. We know how to get there with very little medical intervention required - see #87. But what are the chances of ensuring that people adopt that lifestyle? It's not just persuading the people, but ensuring that is possible, and it most definitely isn't getting any easier.

    207:

    Rocketpjs @ 169:

    RE: The US Supreme Court's entire reason ...

    Some of them are certainly venal and corrupt, but none of them are stupid.

    How do you prove the negative?

    208:

    Heteromeles @ 195:

    As they put t in the Primitive Technology Bulletin, “primitive means first, not worst.” The old military adage that “if it’s stupid but works, it’s not stupid,” can also be adapted to primitive tech.

    Kind of wish our modern Tech Bros would learn another old adage: "If it ain't broke, don't fix it!"

    209:

    Please note, for non-USans, that Justice Barrett was rated "unqualified" by the US Bar Assn. TFG didn't even lean on them to get her rated qualified.

    210:

    A hammer is primitive technology.

    211:

    ilya 187
    I will be 78 in 3 weeks' time ... I will be dancing on 26th Dec & 13th Jan '24 - the day aftyer said 78th birthday.
    I have never, ever been a sportsman or an athlete, but I have kept "fit" - I wonder how much that contributes to longevity?

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    but I have kept "fit" - I wonder how much that contributes to longevity?

    It most certainly does. Even better, keeping fit contributes to "healthspan" -- the fraction of your lifespan during which you are not in pain, not handicapped and not bedridden.

    Sounds like it works for you!

    213:

    There's something of a selection effect there, though. Pretty much by definition people who can stay active have few major health issues. Which means that sure, cancer is still an option but you're not dying of MS complications a year after your last half marathon.

    That said, being fit helps mitigate complications that do happen. My grandfather lived longer than was reasonable due to having been an athlete as a young man and staying as active as he could in later life. He went through surgery after surgery while the doctors kept saying "you'll be dead soon if you even survive this surgery"...

    214:

    Good for you. My brother in law, who is 77, will also be dancing out with a Border Morris side on Boxing Day. Weekly practice and an active life has helped keep them going.

    215:

    Mad, yes, but ... their decisions have been "originalist" to a fault

    The Colorado decision was originalist — more so than any of the recent supposedly-originalist SCUTUS decisions. The Colorado justices looked that the original wording of the state constitution, other documents for context including discussions between state legislators about what the wording meant, and so on.

    I find it interesting that the same republican politicians who regularly ask me for money to help them protect me from federal government overreach against "states rights" are now asking for money to help them help SCOTUS overturn the Colorado verdict. (I wonder if they need the money to pay for more holidays for Thomas?)

    216:

    Despite the “without fear or favor” rhetoric that judges clothe their rulings with, they have to know they’re physically at risk if they let Trump slide.

    And physically at risk if they go against him, when his unhinged rants trigger stochastic terrorist attacks on them…

    217:

    Per my spouse, who has an archaeology degree: in the literature, labeling something a "ritual item" means "we don't have a clue what this was/was used for", quite often because it has girl cooties.

    Back in the 80s I took an archaeology course from Trevor Hodge at Carleton University. He told us that "probably had a religious significance" meant "I haven't a clue".

    The example he always used in his lecture was a small model house with furnishings and figurines, which had wear marks indicating that the figurines had been moved over the floor. Apparently the archaeologist who first discovered it was a bachelor with an aversion to children, because he described it as a ritual house and imagined rituals wherein the figurines were moved around the model house as prayers were said…

    …when any idiot could see it was a rather nice dollhouse.

    218:

    a much bigger question is how what was almost certainly a non-centralised society managed to get the organised manpower to do the quarrying, transport and construction. Mesolithic Britain was (socially) very unlike anything we have better records of.

    Neolithic, please. The mesolithic ended with the ice ages.

    As for organization, ask how a Rainbow Family Gathering gets organized by anarchists. I suspect it's much the same: organizers, enthusiasts, and a clear goal. A lot of endurin stuff gets built that way.

    The one that boggles my mind is Khufu's Great Pyramid at Giza. Talk about dictatorial power....

    219:

    »The one that boggles my mind is Khufu's Great Pyramid at Giza. Talk about dictatorial power....«

    Or bureaucracy ?

    I have always wondered how China ended up with their Great Wall.

    Not in terms of foreign policy, economics, military value and all that, but as a matter of decision making.

    Did the emperors advisers arrive for the scheduled final meeting, armed with binders full of analysis, and after a deep and penetrating discussion, everybody agreed that this was the least bad option?

    Or was it more like:

    »Your majesty, barbarians have attacked another three villages near the border in the foobar province.«

    His majesty wondering, slightly irritated, why people keep wasting his time with remote villages all the time: »Well, then build a defensive wall!«

    Later back in the office:

    »Didn't he say /anything/ about what wall he wants ?«

    »No, (consulting notes again) he just said: "Build a defensive wall"«

    »And he has never mentioned building defensive walls around the villages before ?«

    »No, never.«

    Long pause…

    »Why would he want a wall around those specific three villages?«

    »I mean, why not also the five villages the barbarians sacked last week?«

    »…or the ones we expect they'll attack next ?«

    »…that doesn't make much sense, does it ?«

    »or for that matter, the three the week before last, or dozen last month ?«

    Long pause…

    »Yeah, that is kind of weird isn't it?«

    »We must be overlooking something…«

    Slightly awkward pause…

    »Any chance you could maybe slip on a question about this tomorrow ?«

    »No way! - He has been grumpy every time I have mentioned this problem, and his answer came right away … I'd loose my job, if not my head, if I asked!«

    »Yeah, that is always a possibility…«

    Very long pause…

    »Is there any chance that he meant us to build a wall around /all/ the villages ?«

    »That would be a /LOT/ of wall…«

    »Yes, but it would make a more sense, wouldn't it?«

    »You mean: Solve the problem once and for all?«

    Long pause, while everybody in the office contemplates the career prospects of continuing to report sacked villages in the future.

    »Fetch a map…«

    220:

    As for organization, ask how a Rainbow Family Gathering gets organized by anarchists.

    Or a WorldCon gets organized by science fiction fans, many of whom are like anarchists but less prone to working in a group or taking directions. (I love my fandom but, wow, some of us...) As Kevin Standlee has observed, every WorldCon is a unique event put on by an ad hoc group, and it's a small miracle we manage any of them.

    221:

    Just a reminder this theme started with Heteromeles@203 with:

    If you’re wondering why the heyday of Stonehenge was only a few decades….how hard is it to find people to organize cons?

    Not picking on you in particular, I've just seen this sort of circularity turn up here before, and it's inevitable in longer threads. On the other hand this is a point worth drawing out.

    222:

    Er, yes. Thanks. I have COVID and brain fog. The difference between modern events and then is that we have plenty of spare resources. Neolithic Britain was better off than in mediaeval times, but heavy loads like that need a lot of people, can be moved only during the farming season, and 100 people needed at least 1,000 to feed them while they were not working, probably 10,000 to do so without hardship. Plus a great deal of cooperation over a fairly wide area for the bluestones. And people came to places like Stonehenge from as far away as Scotland. That's all pretty unusual in recorded history for somewhere with no more than large villages.

    I agree about the dictatorial power in Egypt, but it's a known phenomenon. Look at the recent history of grand projects by centralised governments, and remember that few of them (Saudi Arabia excepted) have as dictatorial a system as Egypt. Once you can give unchallengeable orders to masses of people, the temptation to leave a durable legacy becomes overwhelming.

    223:

    I agree about the dictatorial power in Egypt, but it's a known phenomenon.

    For a better example you probably want to look at the Edo Castle in what is now Tokyo -- the site of the Imperial Palace -- and which was built between 1593 and 1636 on the orders of Tokugawa Ieyasu:

    At least 10,000 men were involved in the first phase of the construction and more than 300,000 in the middle phase.[6] When construction ended, the castle had 38 gates. The ramparts were almost 20 meters (66 ft) high and the outer walls were 12 meters (39 ft) high. Moats forming roughly concentric circles were dug for further protection. Some moats reached as far as Ichigaya and Yotsuya, and parts of the ramparts survive to this day. This area is bordered by either the sea or the Kanda River, allowing ships access.

    The inner castle is merely huge, and at one time had about a dozen keeps and palaces dotted around it -- it's the imperial palace gardens these days, and is open to the public. The outer castle was a walled city about two-thirds the size of modern Edinburgh (far larger than mediaeval Edinburgh). Oh, and it was designed to survive cannon fire and had a garrison of several thousand samurai to defend it.

    My reason for bringing it up is it's a similar mammoth construction project (300,000 workers over 40 years! money and materials supplied to the Shogun by a tax on the various daimyōs) with mediaeval technology and it's recent enough that the documentation has probably survived if nothing else in the form of the tax records.

    224:

    I thought this might be of interest, given the recent discussion on prehistoric settlements.

    Thousands of years before ancient people in Central Eurasia learned to farm, hunter-gatherer groups in the subarctic were building some of the first permanent, fortified settlements, challenging the notion that agriculture was a prerequisite for societies to 'settle down'.

    According to an international team of archaeologists, led by researchers at the Free University of Berlin, both sites challenge the traditional notion of what hunter-gatherer groups were capable of.

    It was clearly not just farming communities in the Stone Age that built permanent, fortified settlements.

    Scientists https://www.sciencealert.com/the-worlds-oldest-settlements-were-built-by-a-culture-nobody-expected

    225:

    Speaking of archeological assumptions, it's worth looking for a copy of "Motel of the Mysteries" (Davod Macaulay). Maybe in your local library or used bookstore? It's a delicious satire on how we're led astray by our assumptions and guesswork, not an attack specifically on archeology.

    On the issue of great constructions (e.g., pyramids*, great walls, fortresses), I've often thought that some of the purpose was "look upon my works and despair", whilst ignoring the ultimate moral of the story (such works eventually fail). That is, apart from the nominal role of such structures, a secondary role is "don't fuck with us; if we can build something this big and complex, we've got the resources to crush you like a bug".

    • I originally typed "pyramind". Will 30th century archeologists find remnants of the server farms that ran ChatGPT and its descendents and wonder whatever possessed us to build such things? "Look upon my servers and despair!"
    226:

    Greg Tingey @ 211:

    ilya 187
    I will be 78 in 3 weeks' time ... I will be dancing on 26th Dec & 13th Jan '24 - the day aftyer said 78th birthday.
    I have never, ever been a sportsman or an athlete, but I have kept "fit" - I wonder how much that contributes to longevity?

    Might work both ways, your longevity helps with staying fit as you age. Positive feedback?

    227:

    =+=+=+=+=

    one step closer to singularity

    https://lite.cnn.com/style/lito-masters-paintings-3d-printing/index.html

    so... yeah we are indeed one step closer to mass replication ("Star Trek replicator") of consumer goods and erstwhile luxuries... at which point the gigacorps will have to decide between (a) high quality plus low (ultra low!) prices versus (b) intellectual property rights plus monopoly plus gatekeeper plus falsified scarcity

    ...and based upon prior bad acts we can expect “option (b)” along with other bits 'n pieces of worsening behavior

    offers seriously dark possibilities for wannabe authors

    =+=+=+=+=

    Charlie Stross 223:

    the documentation has probably survived if nothing else in the form of the tax records

    duuuuuuude!

    That's amazing. I've had clients calling me up without warning to demand that I hand over copies of documentation for projects dating back to the 1990s. Materials which they refuse to admit they misplaced. And now you're telling me that a government bureaucracy has retained documentation dating back centuries.

    Stunning. Yeah, paint me with a shade of "stunned institutional beige".

    =+=+=+=+=

    228:

    Robert Prior @ 224:

    I thought this might be of interest, given the recent discussion on prehistoric settlements.

    Thousands of years before ancient people in Central Eurasia learned to farm, hunter-gatherer groups in the subarctic were building some of the first permanent, fortified settlements, challenging the notion that agriculture was a prerequisite for societies to 'settle down'.

    According to an international team of archaeologists, led by researchers at the Free University of Berlin, both sites challenge the traditional notion of what hunter-gatherer groups were capable of.

    It was clearly not just farming communities in the Stone Age that built permanent, fortified settlements.

    Scientists https://www.sciencealert.com/the-worlds-oldest-settlements-were-built-by-a-culture-nobody-expected

    Given the trope that "ritual" supposedly means they don't know what it was used for, this kind of amused me ... 😏

    "Göbekli Tepe, for instance, is a massive stone assembly in present-day Turkey constructed around 11,000 years ago. It was built before the advent of agriculture and is considered to be the oldest known megalith in the world. It seems hunter-gatherers gathered at this site to bid farewell to their dead or to stage sacred ceremonies."
    "Similarly, at the Amnya site in Siberia, archaeologists have found 'kholmy' mounds, which are described as "large-scale ritual structures in the landscape"."
    229:

    I'd expect the daimyōs to have exhibited some diligence in hanging onto their hand-written receipts for tax paid, if only to convince the Tokugawa Shogunate not to seize their heirs and crucify them along the walls of the Palace of Edo (where the aforementioned family members were held hostage: that's what it was for).

    You did not want to annoy Ieyasu, he was not a cuddly care bear by all accounts.

    230:

    Come on, sf fandom is an actual anarchy (that's voluntary organization, not chaos as the media defines anarchy). Voluntary membership and cooperation....

    231:

    I have to wonder if Tokugawa got more than one thing out of building that: remember, he had just finished ending centuries of troubles.

    I'm thinking that, like the Sun King, who forced fashion on his nobles to keep them from being able to afford private armies, Tokugawa also kept rogue daimyo from making trouble.

    232:

    I have to wonder if Tokugawa got more than one thing out of building that: remember, he had just finished ending centuries of troubles.

    Of course he did!

    Expensive levies to drain their wealth, and he got to hold their families as hostages during the six months of each year when the daimyo themselves were allowed to live at home asnd administer their estates in person.

    The size of the Imperial death star palace was also a deterrent to anyone trying to seize power. (I've been there, in terms of traditional fortress design it's terrifying. Designed to withstand gunfire, as well.)

    The Tokugawas were paranoid, they'd just won a 150 year long civil war.

    233:

    the gigacorps will have to decide between (a) high quality plus low (ultra low!) prices versus (b) intellectual property rights plus monopoly plus gatekeeper plus falsified scarcity... offers seriously dark possibilities for wannabe authors

    And said dark possibilities are not limited to the corporations themselves. I point at the comment #87 on this ten-years old post by Our Gracious Host:

    http://www.antipope.org/charlie/blog-static/2013/04/grand-guignol-tropes.html

    234:

    »And now you're telling me that a government bureaucracy has retained documentation dating back centuries.«

    Denmark levied tax on all ships through Øresund from 1429 to 1857.

    The entire contents of the ships, and the taxes paid where recorded in huge volumes.

    Approx 700 of these volumes have survived in the archives of Denmark, spotty coverage from 1497 to 1574 but then almost complete coverage to 1857.

    A joint dutch/danish project is digitizing them: https://soundtoll.nl

    The oldest document in the danish state archives is "Jyske Lov" - "The law of Jutland" from 1241. Some parts of it are still in force, for instance the rules about bee-keeping.

    235:

    There's revised version of that for programmers: "If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is!" Of course, that's been revised too. The current version is simply, "Move fast and break things."

    236:

    Re: '... never, ever been a sportsman or an athlete, but I have kept "fit"'

    Gardening is a moderate whole body exercise while dancing is comparable to jogging as a workout. There's also diet - based on your posts, my guess is that you eat a lot of fresh unprocessed vegetables and fruits.

    Looking forward to watching this performance on YouTube.

    237:

    Re: '... deterrent to anyone trying to seize power.'

    A few questions:

    1-What were the birth and death rates during the preceding war vs. during the time of construction of this fortress?

    2-Who fed the workers - the emperor or the workers' immediate lords? If the emperor then I'm guessing that a lot of agricultural and other supporting infrastructure had to also be built therefore a lasting benefit to more than just the royal court.

    3-Any inventions or new ways of doing things come out of that construction project?

    238:

    'The current version is simply, "Move fast and break (other people's) things."'

    FIFY

    JHomes

    239:

    I think the answer is more complicated than that. Tokugawa didn't exactly reunify the country by himself after their little 150 year civil war. He was one of the three "Great Unifiers" of Japan, and after the other two died, he became the first Shogun. The Tokugawa shogunate wasn't the funnest era to be alive, but it was a vast improvement on what preceded it.

    ...

    I've often thought that Medieval Japan could be usefully reworked into a future SF history of the US or the Earth, with oligarchs taking the place of daimyos, Specops as the new samurai and ninja (pro-tip: ninjutsu was spycraft, and was mostly studied by Warring States samurai), militias as militias, and politicized Churchianity taking the place of the Ikko-Ikki. Books like Souyri's The World Turned Upside Down: Medieval Japanese Society are interesting reads for this very reason.

    Alas, this would almost certainly be another Torment Nexus, since every techbro who read it would fancy himself to be Ieyasu's reincarnation and try to start the chaos so he could end it on top of the rubble. And I think we need more hopepunk, not a saga of a 150 year-long civil war set against climate change. Oh well.

    240:

    I was idly thinking earlier that "political nihilists" is suggestive but doesn't really accurately describe the crop of experts who are very good at profiting from political chaos and if none is to be found will create it. Not so much the obvious Boris Johnson "I'm not (just) a clown, I'm your Prime Minister" type, more the Dick Cheney "what we need is a war. Preferably with terrorists" type person. Or the various "PPE providers" who were running round the UK and USA with their hands out recently similtaneously demanding the restrictions be eased and further 'price no object' PPE purchases be paid for (delivery optional).

    It's sort of like the distinction between lies and bullshit: these are not "disaster capitalist" types who want money and will start wars to get it, it's the next stage, people who don't care whether the government works, people survive, even whether a particular corporate entity survoves, just so long as they're rich and comfortable.

    Arguably the top level of this are the various individuals who believe that they are the next incarnation of Mussolini/Stalin/Mao, the great leader with the great vision who will inevitably be recognised for their greatness and installed as emporer by an adoring crowd... as soon as those useless morons who disagree can be eliminated.

    241:

    »'The current version is simply, "Move fast and break (other people's) things."'«

    Move fast and break things is not a new concept.

    But the consequences used to manageable from a civilization point of view, because the breakage would be localized, usually restricted by physical movement, and therefore superior powers existed who could deal with it.

    For instance the dutch tulip bubble didn't spread much beyond Netherlands, so yeah, bad for them, but nobody else were harmed.

    The new aspect is that the Internet makes it possible to break things on a global scale at 60% of lightspeed, and the fragmentation of political power on global scale means that nobody will be able stop you, before you are "too big to fail".

    242:

    Heteromeles @ 239: I've often thought that Medieval Japan could be usefully reworked into a future SF history of the US or the Earth, with oligarchs taking the place of daimyos, Specops as the new samurai and ninja (pro-tip: ninjutsu was spycraft, and was mostly studied by Warring States samurai), militias as militias, and politicized Churchianity taking the place of the Ikko-Ikki.

    Check out Friday by Heinlein. The setting is pretty close to what you describe, and Friday herself is one of those ninja SpecOps people.

    243:

    Re: 'Tokugawa didn't exactly reunify the country by himself after their little 150 year civil war. He was one of the three "Great Unifiers" of Japan ...'

    Was half-wondering whether some of the European royals (e.g., Louis XIV) might have been inspired by Asia - its history, politics and culture.

    The Versailles Palace was mostly built during Louis XIV's reign - the largest and most opulent* palace in Europe. During construction workers lived in terrible conditions and afterwards the nobility had to spend (waste) a lot of time and their own wealth to attend the King at Versailles.

    *The Hall of Mirrors was probably the showiest and most expensive part of the palace back then. More interesting were the fountains as well as the first solar heater (ardent mirror) and elevator (flying chair) which were also built there. That's why I had asked about inventions.

    244:

    Charlie Stross @ 232:

    "I have to wonder if Tokugawa got more than one thing out of building that: remember, he had just finished ending centuries of troubles."

    Of course he did!

    Expensive levies to drain their wealth, and he got to hold their families as hostages during the six months of each year when the daimyo themselves were allowed to live at home asnd administer their estates in person.

    The size of the Imperial death star palace was also a deterrent to anyone trying to seize power. (I've been there, in terms of traditional fortress design it's terrifying. Designed to withstand gunfire, as well.)

    The Tokugawas were paranoid, they'd just won a 150 year long civil war.

    The Kings of Siam would give potential rivals a white elephant.

    245:

    The Kings of Siam would give potential rivals a white elephant.

    And in 16th century England, Queen Elizabeth I would go touring the estates of her richest nobles, visiting with her court for a week or two at a time -- 400 or so attendants, ladies in waiting, guards, servants, and hangers-on.

    A visit from the Queen was both a great honour, and ruinously expensive.

    (Standard despot tactic for staying on top of the rivals.)

    246:

    Check out Friday by Heinlein. The setting is pretty close to what you describe, and Friday herself is one of those ninja SpecOps people.

    Yes and no. SpecOps ninjas and feudal super-rich have been around for awhile, mostly because they're rooted in truth.

    What I'm talking about is using the medieval history of Japan, which is unfamiliar to most SFF readers, as a direct inspiration for a fictional future history of the US or even the Earth, much as GRRM did with European medieval history and Game of Thrones.

    Since this saga would involve the overthrow of democracy by armed oligarchs and their loyal minions, I'm not going to write it (as I've said, we need more hopepunk right now, not grimdark). However, it could end with the restoration of democracy, analogous to how the Tokugawa shogunate essentially built an analog of the old imperial Heian system and demilitarized the country.

    One way to get from warring aristocrats with their bands of elite warriors with elite assault rifles to a democracy is to posit three things:

    -climate change and the breakdown of our current urban order via decades of urban warfare decreases the availability of high quality munitions, while increasing their cost. The Specops samurai become a vanishing and increasingly aristocratic breed of people who can afford such weapons and the time to become proficient with them.

    -An analog of the Chinese military genius Qi Jiguang enters the story. He got delegated by the Ming Emperor to stop the Japanese from raiding and conquering coastal China and later Korea. He used often crappy, locally made weapons, including firearms of all primitive and autodarwinating sorts, along with conscript armies, to assemble combined arms formations that absolutely devastated the samurai raiders (who also had firearms, incidentally). Qi was using intensively drilled, large-scale formations to overwhelm elites trained in small-unit fighting only, and he did it brilliantly. Again, his story isn't well known in the West, so using it as inspiration for English language milSF is absolutely appropriate, IMHO. It also fits with in the story of the unification of Japan, because the Three Unifiers used regular armies and large formations to beat their smaller, less organized rivals. Qi simply did it even better and defeated the Unifiers when they invaded mainland Asia...

    -Once a paramount warlord establishes a new peace, he (she?) uses the old FEMA Continuity of Government plans from the current era to rebuild the institutions of democracy, as a way to disarm the oligarchs, reestablish peace, and deal with the ongoing ravages of climate change. They then devolve their power from dictator to president in order to retire to a peaceful old age. Something like this happened in Europe towards the end of the Little Ice Age, as the ravages of crop failures and bad weather stopped sparking invasions and civil wars. It's a bit of wishful thinking, but since George Washington did it, there are precedents for the peaceful transition of power.

    Not my circus, not my monkeys. But it could be done if someone wants to make it work.

    248:

    A microcowsm of the historical approach.

    249:

    Not that she was the first to do that, by a long way...

    Making someone a knight, that was another good wheeze.

    250:

    https://theconversation.com/people-once-lived-in-a-vast-region-in-north-western-australia-and-it-had-an-inland-sea-219505

    Unlike in the rest of the world, the now-drowned continental shelves of Australia were thought to be environmentally unproductive and little used by First Nations peoples.

    But mounting archaeological evidence shows this assumption is incorrect. Many large islands off Australia’s coast – islands that once formed part of the continental shelves – show signs of occupation before sea levels rose.

    Seems entirely possible that the missing evidence is mostly underwater. A great deal of pre-modern settlement is coastal and the definition of coastal has been revised quite significantly since the time we're looking at. And another redefinition is in progress even as we speak...

    251:

    Thousands of years before ancient people in Central Eurasia learned to farm, hunter-gatherer groups in the subarctic were building some of the first permanent, fortified settlements, challenging the notion that agriculture was a prerequisite for societies to 'settle down'.

    Interesting article, thanks!

    It left me wondering if the ditch and stockade system near a river was built to keep out other humans, or animals such as bears. After all, if you've got a Siberian winter's worth of smoked fish, you've likely got the attention of all the local carnivores too...

    But I'm guessing it was an antihominid defense, most likely.

    252:

    the full cliche...

    Not my circus, not my monkeys, not my fleas.

    It's there in fiddly bits where the misery can be found. No 'big picture' dictator ever sweats the small details.

    253:

    It's there in fiddly bits where the misery can be found. No 'big picture' dictator ever sweats the small details.

    Well, I'm thinking of this from the view of a character-driven story. I figure that what I wrote was something like "imagine taking the history from this area, and using it as the basis for a story set somewhere else." That's a basic fiction technique, not something that I would (or could) cause trouble over for swiping an idea. All I'm doing is saying "yo dudes and dudettes, there's some cool story inspirations in this stuff, if you look at it thusly." There's thousands of potential ideas and characters in there. Someone makes a story on this basis, tell me where to buy it.

    To paraphrase your version, to me the circus is the story setting, with the monkeys and their fleas potential characters.

    And it's not my circus, not my monkeys, not my fleas, not my pox viruses.

    254:

    "the medieval history of Japan, which is unfamiliar to most SFF readers"

    And it shows; you have directly ignored how the Tokegawa banned firearms because any peasant with an hour's training in musketry could take down a samurai who'd spent a literal lifetime training in Bushido.

    255:

    And it shows; you have directly ignored how the Tokegawa banned firearms because any peasant with an hour's training in musketry could take down a samurai who'd spent a literal lifetime training in Bushido.

    Yes, I ignored it, because it didn't happen that way. At the end of the Shogunate, there were still 200 gunsmiths in Japan. Japan simply went from a nation with the most guns per capita in the world at the end of their civil war to a country largely at peace when Perry shoved in, a country where guns were used for hunting and crop defense, not warfare. See https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firearms_of_Japan#Edo_Period and https://www.researchgate.net/publication/233347578_The_Social_Life_of_Firearms_in_Tokugawa_Japan

    The trend less covered is that weapons skills of all kinds degraded during the Edo period, compared with the civil war that preceded it. This is pretty well documented by martial arts scholars like Donn Draeger. Edo Japan was mostly at peace and largely shut off from the outside world. Its martial culture atrophied accordingly.

    Finally, the Edo period comes after the medieval period, so it's triply irrelevant to the discussion at hand.

    256:

    H & Paws
    Giving up the Gun - well worth a read, though I don't think I have my copy any more ....

    257:

    However, this discussion has given me an idea. Modern multi-nationals are very like mediaeval barons before the rise of modern kingdoms, both in power and behaviour. SF has explored this idea many times before (John Christopher, the Twenty-Second Century is a classic, and strongly recommended), but I don't know of any that has explored a strong man bringing them to heel in the way that is being described here. Does that ring any bells?

    258:

    Seems entirely possible that the missing evidence is mostly underwater. A great deal of pre-modern settlement is coastal and the definition of coastal has been revised quite significantly since the time we're looking at. And another redefinition is in progress even as we speak...

    Also: uplands (in general) tend to be far from convenient transport (ie. water) and less productive for agriculture -- mostly useful for grazing/foraging/forestry.

    I find it pretty easy to conceive of neolithic period high civilizations with some degree of agriculture, trade, literature, and organization which nevertheless are completely unknown today because they didn't go in for large scale stonemasonry and today they're entirely inundated and any structures are silted over. Leaving only a scattering of crude upland crofter's lean-tos which are today mistaken for the human settlements of that era.

    259:

    Yes, but it's more than just silting over. In mediaeval times (and later), the Fenlands was one of the richest areas of Britain, and quite densely populated, but the number of cottages surviving is piffling. The same is not true of another comparable area (south Wiltshire). The reason is simply that the local materials were willow, aspen, reed, animal hair, clay and mud, and all vanish rapidly when they get wet. The surviving claybat, clunch etc. houses are all in areas that don't, ever, flood (so far).

    To people who don't know: those materials don't just make crude huts, there are plenty of multi-story houses built of them even just in England, and they last indefinitely if properly maintained. I have lived in one, a friend who lives in another near me, and know of plenty of others.

    260:

    Charlie @ 258
    The prime candidate for a submerged Neolithic civilisation is the shelf in SE Asia that is now the Gulf of Thailand, parts of the S China Sea & the wide strip Viet Nam - Hainan - Taiwan + the Yellow Sea & E China Sea on to Kyushu.
    Almost all of that would have been "dry land" during the last glaciation, as was almost all what is now sea in the Philippines, etc, excepting the narrow "trenches" which was first spotted by A F Wallace - see: Wallace's Line
    See also "Doggerland" - yes?

    261:

    a strong man bringing them to heel in the way that is being described here. Does that ring any bells?

    How does this differ from any generic empire building? Like in Jerry Pournelle's CoDominium timeline? (After CoDominium, that is.)

    262:

    Yup: I, too, was thinking Doggerland (which Steve Baxter used as the setting for a trilogy a few years ago), and also the Nile delta -- while Alexandria is suberged and there are ruined stone buildings and monuments near the coast of the Med at that point, an earlier non-stoneworking culture would almost certainly have been overbuilt.

    263:

    In Doggerland, there might even be evidence of settlements or even farming from the sudden inundation, if we could find it, which leaves evidence in a way that gradual ones don't. The usual claim is that it was populated by hunter-gatherers, but I don't see how they can tell. Bones and stone tools survive gradual inundation fairly well, but the sort of construction I was describing doesn't. I know nothing about the other areas.

    264:

    I am not a lover of Pournelle, so don't know that. But most such stories are about empires being built out of things that are far more like separate countries or collections of tribes, not the interacting co-located corporations that we have today. It makes quite a difference, not least because the strong man cannot establish a geographical base and start from there. It could happen by one corporation swallowing the others and becoming a world government, which is the premise for the Space Merchants, but that's not quite the same.

    265:

    Retiring @ 247:

    White elephants might be hard to find on Amazon. How about presenting your rivals with a micro cow?

    https://www.nytimes.com/2023/12/22/style/merry-christmas-i-got-you-a-tiny-cow.html?unlocked_article_code=1.IE0.eTnc.6szXXldybWu-&smid=url-share

    ... or a hippopotamus [YouTube]

    266:

    Moz @ 250:

    https://theconversation.com/people-once-lived-in-a-vast-region-in-north-western-australia-and-it-had-an-inland-sea-219505

    Unlike in the rest of the world, the now-drowned continental shelves of Australia were thought to be environmentally unproductive and little used by First Nations peoples.

    But mounting archaeological evidence shows this assumption is incorrect. Many large islands off Australia’s coast – islands that once formed part of the continental shelves – show signs of occupation before sea levels rose.

    Seems entirely possible that the missing evidence is mostly underwater. A great deal of pre-modern settlement is coastal and the definition of coastal has been revised quite significantly since the time we're looking at. And another redefinition is in progress even as we speak...

    I've often thought that the displacement by rising sea levels of people living in prehistoric coastal settlements accounts for the (almost?) universal flood myths?

    267:

    And the flood myths suggest that those earlier sea level rises didn't occur as a smooth transition, but in fits & starts, with some of them being rather sudden occurrences ... which in turn suggests some problems looming in our current era; i.e. if the Greenland ice sheet or ice sheets in Antarctica melt it will happen rather suddenly & catastrophically.

    268:

    Estuaries and deltas are great places to colonise until floods and storms and rising sea levels take everything from you. There's a reliable source of fresh water, usually a lot of silt from upstream if you're farming and maybe spawning fish like salmon to add copiously to your diet at times. For the rest you've got sea fishing, sea mammals hunting and shellfish which are easy to harvest and even raise as a crop, salt for preserving fish and meat and beachcombed timbers from storms for construction. Small-boat navigation provides for trade both along the coast and upstream which brings in metals, herbs, oils, pottery etc. Good times until the Gods take affront to your lack of piety and absence of offerings and then woe betide you and your tribe.

    269:

    What does "rather sudden" mean in this context?
    How long will the melting take to push up the sea level a thousand km away? I'm guessing that the rise will take quite a long time - several years. A one-metre difference across half the diameter of the planet is not a large amount. (Tides are different, because they are actively being driven.)

    270:

    waldo
    "Rather sudden" - horribly quickly if you are living beside the Euxine Lake & then, the rising Mediterranean overtops the proto-Marmara ... maybe.

    271:

    "rather sunned" likely means 2-3 years minimum, just because we're mostly talking landlocked or landbased ice. But even half a metre in 3 years would fuck a lot of ports. It would be a case of "yay, our channel got deeper" but also "oh dear we can't work at high tide because everything is under water". There would likely be some excited weather as well, but we are already good at dealing with that, just as we know how to deal with sea level rises.

    But there are consequences that we can't predict or understand. So, for example, when we get rid of the west Antarctic ice sheet that gives us a few metres, but we don't know what happens to Greenland when sea level is a few metres higher. The IPCC official position is "we dunno and we don't want to talk about it".

    The problems are more religious than practical. As noted here repeatedly, we have the technology and capacity to deal with the physical consequences, but the soft science people haven't a clue how to allow the engineers to solve the engineering problems, let alone deal with the people problems that result from problem one. So when it happens there will be huge upsets as the Holy Economy goes into another catastrophic crash and governments will borrow huge amounts of money from themselves to pay for all the damage to private property, poor people will be sacrificed in millions in the hope that Growth will come back, and India will use nuclear weapons to stop Bangladeshi refugees when their country become uninhabitable (~half the population lives less than 6m above current sea level. ~100M people...) and that's just an easy example (the Amazon basin is relatively flat, for example. Sydney is a smaller but also fairly flat basin. Florida is famously a line of sand dunes stretching out into the sea).

    272:

    Thanks, but does that not assume that the whole lump of ice (whichever lump it is) melts in a year or so, and that the sea level rise is near-instantly distributed across the globe? There's a trillion-ton iceberg in the Southern Ocean at the moment, calved from Larsen C. That trillion tons is reckoned to raise sea level by a tenth of a millimetre. I suspect that "rather sudden" may be in low decades (i.e. too slowly to make people panic enough to make a difference). (Source: https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/5-things-to-know-about-the-trillion-ton-iceberg/)

    273:

    India will use nuclear weapons to stop Bangladeshi refugees when their country become uninhabitable

    I am certain India will not do that. Nerve gas is quite sufficient for this particular job, does not linger in the environment as long, and is unlikely to drift to any other neighboring country.

    274:

    Maybe someone who has some actual domain knowledge (i.e. not me) could critique the "Meltwater Pulse event" estimates from the related links and references to the wikipedia article Early Holocene sea level rise", including the articles on Meltwater pulse 1A and Meltwater pulse 1B.

    "a brief, at most 500-year long, glacio-eustatic event may have contributed as much as 10 m (33 ft) to sea level with an average rate of about 20 mm (0.8 in)/yr. During the rest of the early Holocene, the rate of sea level rise varied from a low of about 6.0–9.9 mm (0.2–0.4 in)/yr to as high as 30–60 mm (1.2–2.4 in)/yr during brief periods of accelerated sea level rise"

    An alarming range of estimates in this article for the seemingly locked-in 2C rise:

    The projected contribution of the Antarctic ice sheet to 21st-century global mean sea level (GMSL) ranges from negligible to several meters

    The "several meters" outlier would be terrifying.

    275:

    Quote from the Scientific American article you linked:

    Ice shelves are already floating in the water, so they don't contribute to sea-level rise in any meaningful way. Like how ice melting in a glass doesn't cause it to overflow. The Larsen C iceberg will add 0.1 millimeter in sea-level rise, so it won't be detectable. Annual sea-level rise is about 3 millimeters a year, according to Gavin Schmidt, director of the NASA Goddard Institute for Space Studies in New York. If the iceberg had come from land, it's large enough to make sea levels rise 3 millimeters worldwide.

    The 30 times difference (between 0.1 mm and 3 mm) is due to the fact that almost all of Larsen C was already in the sea and already displacing it by the time it split off. But if the same volume of ice which was not on land slid off into the sea, the ocean would rise by 3 mm immediately. Subsequent melting of it would make no change.

    276:

    Crap. Meant to say "same volume of ice which was on land"

    277:

    *Thanks, but does that not assume that the whole lump of ice (whichever lump it is) melts in a year or so, and that the sea level rise is near-instantly distributed across the globe? There's a trillion-ton iceberg in the Southern Ocean at the moment, calved from Larsen C. That trillion tons is reckoned to raise sea level by a tenth of a millimetre. I suspect that "rather sudden" may be in low decades (i.e. too slowly to make people panic enough to make a difference). (Source: https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/5-things-to-know-about-the-trillion-ton-iceberg/)*

    Not the official answer, but it depends, I suspect. Ordinary ocean waves move about 10 km/hr, with big ones up to 50 km/hr. The Earth's circumference is a bit over 40,000 km, half of which is about 20,000 km. So at most the water has to move no more than 20,000 km. Assuming the water is moving at ordinary wave speeds, it can cover that distance in 400-2,000 hours, or 17-83 days-ish.

    This jibes with my vague memory of a couple of weeks to couple of months for a rise to be noticed.

    The critical thing to remember is that ice floating in water won't raise the level of the water at all when it melts. It's ice on land flowing into the sea (as either ice or water) that raises sea level.

    For a really big ice sheet dump (say, if one of those active West Antarctic sub-ice volcanoes erupts and causes a large, fast ice sheet melt), the disaster would spread too fast to be shielded against with engineering solutions, but fast enough that most people, even low islanders, could at least pack up and get on a boat, if not move to higher ground. Then world trade would grind to a halt as every port flooded, and military landing craft would be drafted to somehow lighter cargo containers to and from container ships. This would probably rank as one of the worst non-nuclear catastrophes civilization could face in the near future, with hundreds of millions of refugees, trillions of dollars in lost infrastructure, and the temporary/permanent loss of our most efficient transport system.

    I don't think we're really prepared for this one?

    278:

    »How long will the melting take to push up the sea level a thousand km away?«

    As others have said, the static sea rise works on timescales of decades, because it involves a LOT of water.

    But dynamic events are likely to do much more damage, because energy transfer in a tsunami happens at up to 800 km/h.

    So absolutely worst case the answer to your question is:

    A couple of hours.

    Trouble is, we do not really know how most of this works, and the parade of horribles we can choose from is pretty long.

    There are plenty of geologic evidence of massive amounts of water being released on very short timescales, for instance melt lakes backed up behind ice which gives away.

    We used to feel pretty calm about that scenario, assuming we would be able to spot it from orbit and deal with it, before it became a problem, even if it would take a nuke to blow away the natural obstacle before too much water accumulated.

    However, it seems that a significant amount of melt water, in particular on Greenland, drops through cracks in the ice, and apart from the "unexplained cold blob" in the North Atlantic we have almost no evidence about what happens to it next.

    For the "unexplained cold blob" we have no credible theory for how the water got from A to B, which is why it is "unexplained". Nobody really doubts that it is melt water from Greenland.

    It is therefore not impossible to imagine scenarios, where the water makes it to the base of the ice sheet and pools there, until one of the outlet glaciers gets blown out like the cork from a bottle.

    In Antarctica, if any of the ice shelves loose their grounding line, they may calmly calve huge ice floes, which each takes years or even decades to melt completely.

    But if the static pressure on the grounding line is high, we may also see a scenario where a huge area of ice, currently on land, rapidly slips into the water, skating over the former grounding line and creating a monster of a tsunami.

    One thing which can maybe make an antarctic ice shelf loose contact with their grounding line, is an incoming tsunami, so there is even a potential for a cascading disaster there.

    But again: We do not know if, when or how.

    We have few scattered measurements, but we have very good, almost continuous optical and SAR data, but worst case: A couple of hours.

    279:

    "So at most the water has to move no more than 20,000 km. Assuming the water is moving at ordinary wave speeds, it can cover that distance in 400-2,000 hours, or 17-83 days-ish."

    I think you've left something out. The water doesn't have to go there. It just piles up locally, creating a pressure difference that will force distant water levels to rise from water already nearby.

    I don't know how fast the pressure changes can propagate, but I'm prepared to believe "A hell of a lot faster than the bulk water can travel."

    JHomes

    280:

    And having posted that, it has just occurred to me that the bulk water usually doesn't move at wave speeds anyway. Mostly, in a wave, it just bounces up and down in place.

    So, a lot of unknowns.

    JHomes

    281:

    My assumption was that the water movement is indeed a wave. When a surplus of water is added in one spot, it pushes adjacent water to move, so glacial meltwater transmitting a pressure wave thousands of miles, not actual molecules.

    That said, a few years back I saw a journal article that purportedly showed which bits of coast would be see the highest sea level rise from each glacier. It wasn't always the nearest coasts, sometimes it was isolated coasts thousands of miles away. I didn't understand the mechanism at all, but since it showed up in Science, I figure that someone thought it was plausible. Presumably the fact that the Earth is not a sphere and the ocean is topographically diverse play a role.

    Here I think it's important to realize that sea level rise will be complicated in unobvious ways, effects can range from annoying to catastrophic depending on what happens, and we're definitely fucking around and finding out in about the stupidest way possible, if we like civilization. Oh well.

    282:

    " It wasn't always the nearest coasts, sometimes it was isolated coasts thousands of miles away."

    Now this, I can speak to, having heard presentations from professional geologists on the topic.

    First, when the glaciers go, the land, relieved of all that weight, will rise up, countering any local sea level rise.

    Secondly, the really big glaciers are so massive that they exert a detectable gravitational pull on the nearby waters. When the glacier goes, so does the pull. This can mean that when a glacier near one pole goes, the main sea level rise is in the other hemisphere.

    JHomes

    283:

    https://gizmodo.com/most-people-globally-support-whatever-it-takes-to-lim-1851060852

    a new survey, the largest of its kind, shows that people around the world want their governments to take action. Some 78 percent of those polled agree that it’s essential to do “whatever it takes” to limit the effects of climate change, according to the survey released on Thursday by Potential Energy, the Yale Program on Climate Change Communication, and other organizations. The research also gauged what messages resonated with people the most. The best one? “Later is too late.”

    Maybe it's politics that's broken?

    284:

    Now this, I can speak to, having heard presentations from professional geologists on the topic.

    Thank you for clarifying this!

    285:

    »First, when the glaciers go, the land, relieved of all that weight, will rise up, countering any local sea level rise.«

    It is far more complex than that.

    First, if you melted all of Greenland\s icecap, more than half the the melt water would end up on the southern hemisphere for reasons of gravity.

    Right now, the gravitational force from all that ice, located above the oceans, pulls water closer to Greenland, which therefore has artificially higher MSL than it would have otherwise, and the rest of the world of course have correspondingly lower MSL.

    So if you melt the ice, you get a double whammy: More water and less local gravity, so the MSL rise from melting Greenland will unproportionally be felt on the southern hemisphere.

    Then, when the Earth's crust below Greenland is relieved of all that load, it rebounds from its currently depressed state, but we dont know enough to tell what the precise consequences will be, because it depends on the exact geometric situation.

    If Greenland rises isometrically, then the effect depends mostly on the steepness of the seabed around Greenland.

    If the rebound is somewhat elastic, the coastal outline of Greenland may be pushed out, in which case it depends more on the direction of expansion.

    But again, all this happens on timescales of decades and centuries, our main trouble is likely to be the stuff which happens in hours and days.

    286:

    Merry Wossname and felicitations of the day to one and all.

    287:

    Then world trade would grind to a halt as every port flooded, and military landing craft would be drafted to somehow lighter cargo containers to and from container ships.

    Alas, that probably won't be possible these days.

    "Military landing craft" have changed a lot in the past 80 years because the way modern militaries attack fortified coasts has changed. Gone are the swarms of slow truck-carrying LC(T)s and similar from D-Day and the Pacific campaign of WW2: instead, the plans are for a rapid helicopter assault backed up by amphibious AFVs and possibly some heavier stuff carried by a handful of very fast LCACs, followed once the port facilities have been seized by roll-on/roll-off ferries and their militarized brethren carrying bulk supplies and heavy stuff.

    About the only navy I can think of that might be able to do the gigantic WW2 style "send lots of landing craft and haul everything ashore the hard way" at short notice is the PLAN, because China's plans for invading Taiwan probably assume the Taiwanese military would conduct a scorched-earth retreat from their ports, leaving nothing intact.

    So in the short term we'd be stuffed. Longer term (1-5 years) I can see an emergency surge in building the container-freight equivalent of Mulberry harbours, which did the job post-D-Day: floating harbours that were built in under a year and sailed across the English Channel in June 1944, to allow unloading of deep water ships directly onto the French beachheads. Assuming enough joined up manufacturing infrastructure survived to build the things, hook them up to railfreight distribution, and enough food production survived to keep everyone fed in the meantime ...

    288:

    Moz @ 283:

    Some 78 percent of those polled agree that it’s essential to do “whatever it takes” to limit the effects of climate change

    Maybe it's politics that's broken?

    In a sense.

    People: We must do whatever it takes to fight climate change.

    Government: OK, we'll start by doubling the cost of all carbon based fuels. Then we have to ban IC engines and burning natural gas for heat. Then...

    People: Stop, stop. We didn't mean to do that, we meant to do everthing else that doesn't inconvenience us.

    289:

    ilya187 [275] noted: "Ice shelves are already floating in the water, so they don't contribute to sea-level rise in any meaningful way."

    Unfortunately, the problem with floating ice is that as its meltwater warms from 0°C to ambient temperatures, the water expands in volume (https://climate.nasa.gov/vital-signs/sea-level/), and that greatly increases sea level rise.

    This will be a slowish process compared to what happens with sudden collapse of enormous glaciers or ice sheets, but it's going to seriously exacerbate the addition of water to the oceans by melting of terrestrial ice. A figure I've frequently seen cited for water is a 4% volume increase with warming from 20°C to 100°C (=80°C change). If I remember correctly that the volume increase is linear w.r.t. temperature, that suggests the volume increase from 0°C to 20°C is about 1/4 that amount, or 1%. Seems small, but when you consider how much water we're describing globally, it's a big deal.

    Corrections from those who know the physics better than me are welcome.

    290:

    One correction then, water is at its most dense around 4C so as it warms from 0C to 4C it actually gets more dense, not less.

    291:

    If I remember correctly that the volume increase is linear w.r.t. temperature, that suggests the volume increase from 0°C to 20°C is about 1/4 that amount, or 1%.

    What you missed is that between 0°C and 4°C (above which the ice melts) ice contracts -- the volume occupied by a given mass of water at 0°C is about 10% less than the same mass of ice at 0°C.

    So going from ice at 0°C to water at 20°C still involves a net loss of volume.

    (Offer valid for ice I only; other phases of ice not eligible for bulk discount!)

    292:

    OT: Merry Christmas or whatever other holiday you associate with the winter solstice (northern hemisphere) ... I hope it's a good one.

    And I hope those of you enjoying summer down under have a good day as well.

    293:

    And a happy Hogfatherwatch Day to you

    294:

    I see - like the Roman Legions beating the Celts.

    295:

    Hmm, you've got the presents, but it's not the year end, so... we need to rewatch Hogfather!

    296:

    waldo @ 269:

    What does "rather sudden" mean in this context?
    How long will the melting take to push up the sea level a thousand km away? I'm guessing that the rise will take quite a long time - several years. A one-metre difference across half the diameter of the planet is not a large amount. (Tides are different, because they are actively being driven.)

    Hours or days ... maybe as long as 5.714285714285714 weeks. 🙃

    I don't know how long it would take to travel from the source to somewhere like FloriDUH (for example), but when it does arrive, the rise could happen in days or weeks rather than years. Might be like a tsunami.

    I just don't think a gradual sea level rise that stretched over years would be dramatic enough to generate "flood myths". Which in turn suggests (to me) that the events we know occurred were NOT "gradual" (smooth gradient?).

    What I've been reading suggests more than a one meter rise if the Greenland Ice Sheet or the Antarctic ice cap melts. I also suspect they wouldn't just melt, but that large sections of glacier might slough off into the oceans leading to splash effects & perhaps rebound with the land beneath rising up once the weight of ice above is removed ... and maybe that would generate additional heat that accelerates the effects.

    I'm not a scientist and can't really predict HOW it's going to happen, but from what I read, the scientists can't predict it either ... just that it's going to be bad when it does (if it does).

    297:

    Re: 'I just don't think a gradual sea level rise that stretched over years would be dramatic enough to generate "flood myths".'

    Atmospheric rivers apparently carry more water faster than ocean currents. I'm not clear on how these 'rivers' form, strengthen or wend their way across the globe but based on the increasing number of extreme rain/snow events in recent years I think we need to get a better understanding of this climate feature.

    298:

    Moz @ 271:

    "rather sunned" likely means 2-3 years minimum, just because we're mostly talking landlocked or landbased ice. But even half a metre in 3 years would fuck a lot of ports. It would be a case of "yay, our channel got deeper" but also "oh dear we can't work at high tide because everything is under water". There would likely be some excited weather as well, but we are already good at dealing with that, just as we know how to deal with sea level rises.

    The largest U.S. Naval base is Norfolk, VA. A one meter sea level rise would put the entire base under water, along with a considerable part of eastern Virginia & you can kiss the outer banks of North Carolina goodbye. In fact, a one meter sea level rise would drown just about EVERY U.S. Naval base on the east & gulf coasts.

    Say what you will about the U.S., but the current global economy is pretty much based on "freedom of the seas" with the U.S. Navy being the primary enforcer. What happens when the "cop on the beat" can no longer walk that beat?

    Think China is going to step up to keep the sea lanes open?

    But there are consequences that we can't predict or understand. So, for example, when we get rid of the west Antarctic ice sheet that gives us a few metres, but we don't know what happens to Greenland when sea level is a few metres higher. The IPCC official position is "we dunno and we don't want to talk about it".

    Consider knock on effects - once the weight of that ice sheet is off of Antarctica, what happens to the land underneath? Does it rebound? Does that rebound affect OTHER ice accumulations in Antarctica? How?

    Ever noticed how the level of liquid in a glass changes when you add ice to it? Ice has more volume than the water it's made from - MELTED ice wouldn't cause quite the sea level rise that sloughing off the glaciers would cause, so sea levels might subside slightly after the ice melts.

    But that makes another problem. Are the fish in the sea going to be able to cope with the sudden change in salinity?

    The problems are more religious than practical. As noted here repeatedly, we have the technology and capacity to deal with the physical consequences, but the soft science people haven't a clue how to allow the engineers to solve the engineering problems, let alone deal with the people problems that result from problem one. So when it happens there will be huge upsets as the Holy Economy goes into another catastrophic crash and governments will borrow huge amounts of money from themselves to pay for all the damage to private property, poor people will be sacrificed in millions in the hope that Growth will come back, and India will use nuclear weapons to stop Bangladeshi refugees when their country become uninhabitable (~half the population lives less than 6m above current sea level. ~100M people...) and that's just an easy example (the Amazon basin is relatively flat, for example. Sydney is a smaller but also fairly flat basin. Florida is famously a line of sand dunes stretching out into the sea).

    I just don't think we do have the "technology and capacity to deal with the physical consequences" ... other than we might be able to dodge the bullet IF we can get carbon emissions under control.

    But is that going to happen?

    299:

    ilya187 @ 273:

    "India will use nuclear weapons to stop Bangladeshi refugees when their country become uninhabitable"

    I am certain India will not do that. Nerve gas is quite sufficient for this particular job, does not linger in the environment as long, and is unlikely to drift to any other neighboring country.

    What evidence exists that India has sufficient stockpiles of nerve gas? I know they have nuclear weapons.

    ... and nerve gas (even the breakdown products from non-persistent agents) does linger in the environment.

    Think toxic pesticide residues, since "nerve gas" was originally discovered as a byproduct from insecticide research. If it can kill bugs, it can also kill people.

    300:

    Charlie noted [291]: "What you missed is that between 0°C and 4°C (above which the ice melts) ice contracts -- the volume occupied by a given mass of water at 0°C is about 10% less than the same mass of ice at 0°C."

    Yet the 4% figure is the net increase over 80°C, which includes the contraction you mentioned. The effect of the change from 0 to 4°C is larger when the temperature changes from 0 to 20°C (4/20 = 20% of the temperature span) than when it changes from 20 to 100°C (4/80 = 5% of the temperature span). So my back of the envelope calculation for 0 to 20°C is an overestimate, but doesn't produce a net decrease as meltwater warms to ambient temperatures.

    Don't believe me? Try JPL: "About half of the measured global sea level rise on Earth is from warming waters and thermal expansion." (https://www.jpl.nasa.gov/edu/learn/project/how-warming-water-causes-sea-level-rise/)

    301:

    Re: 'Atmospheric rivers ...'

    Also thermosphere changes - we're approaching maximum sunspot activity and I'm curious how all the space junk at different levels of our atmosphere might be interacting with these solar rays.

    Another reason for looking at all of the different atmosphere layers is that a few storms in the past couple of years actually grew beyond the lower atmosphere level. The location of clouds matters - the higher they are, the more they can contribute to warming.

    https://climatekids.nasa.gov/cloud-climate/

    I was half-expecting to be shoveling snow today but it's actually been pretty calm and dry for the beginning of official winter over here. Time for a glass of wine and ...

    Merry Christmas/winter-holiday-of-your-choice to all!

    302:

    Past the blessed point of 300, I'll provide the following.

    Over the past twoish years I've been following the wind power going into the Texas ERCOT grid and a European one:

    https://www.ercot.com/gridmktinfo/dashboards/combinedwindandsolar

    https://windeurope.org/about-wind/daily-wind-archive/

    And noticed that in that time, roughly 1 November 2021 until now, the wind contribution to both has been slightly declining. Was this some sort of artifact of the reporting that begins with wind blowing, turbines spinning, power being put into the grid, policy, business considerations etc. and ends with the numbers seen? Or what?

    It seems to be a real decline and associated with El Niño.

    https://www.reuters.com/markets/commodities/us-wind-power-generation-breaks-out-summer-doldrums-2023-09-08/

    Excerpts:

    The Electric Reliability Council of Texas (ERCOT), the Midcontinent Independent System Operator (MISO), and the Southwest power pool recorded wind power drops of 2.3%, 8.9% and 1.3% respectively in the first eight months of 2023 from the same period in 2022, LSEG data shows.

    The key factor behind the below-average wind speeds in 2023 has been the El Nino weather pattern that has led to a warming in Pacific Ocean water temperatures, lower pressure in subtropical areas and a slowing in the trade winds across the United States.

    Average U.S. wind speeds in key wind power generation areas were between 1 and 3 meters per second below the long term average in May of 2023, according to an analysis by Climate Impact Company using data from the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA).

    303:

    Heteromeles @ 277:

    The problem, as I see it, is how do you get the "flood myths" out of a sea level rise that takes place over decades?

    That suggests to me that prior sea level rise events did not take place gradually over decades, but sporadically with some events appearing quite suddenly with the sea level changing rapidly, within days instead of decades.

    Cascades of change rather than change as a steady state.

    Which in turn suggests future events will not produce steady state, gradual changes either. Changes will be sudden and dramatic if/when they come.

    305:

    The problem, as I see it, is how do you get the "flood myths" out of a sea level rise that takes place over decades?

    That suggests to me that prior sea level rise events did not take place gradually over decades, but sporadically

    Yes, note that the myths in question came from Mesopotamia and, maybe, the Nile region. I think that they arose from flooding events happening because of upriver high rains or, in the case of the Tigris and Euphrates, perhaps burst natural dams upstream.

    306:

    Thanks to everyone who responded. It will take me a little while to digest some of that.

    One thing which does come to mind is that we can expect more tsunamis later this century, especially where the ice retreat is sudden, because of rebound-driven instability.

    307:

    »Which in turn suggests future events will not produce steady state, gradual changes either. Changes will be sudden and dramatic if/when they come.«

    Probably more like "steady gradual change with significant transients"

    308:

    What evidence exists that India has sufficient stockpiles of nerve gas? I know they have nuclear weapons.

    I was not being serious. My post was a morbid joke.

    OTOH, was Moz serious in #271?

    309:

    once the weight of that ice sheet is off of Antarctica, what happens to the land underneath?

    It can become a difficult-to-predict sources of greenhouse gasses. The premise is that glaciers and ice sheets suppress volcanism where there are known active volcanos under them. Iceland now appears to have eruptions every year, including the one that threatened Reykjavik with toxic volcanic gas a few days ago. Not clear whether it's a tipping point issue, the volume of gas is small compared to what humans have been doing, but there are a lot of volcanos in high latitudes.

    The other effects are, I think, already discussed - earthquakes and subsequently tsunamis.

    310:

    =+=+=+=+=

    Kardashev 302:

    your typo is all too frequently seen; ERCOT really stands for ==> Electric (non)Reliability Council of Texas

    their unconfirmed motto ==> “any year we don't kill hundreds of Texans is a better year than expected

    =+=+=+=+=

    Charlie Stross 287:

    would not be too bad, every government will proclaim;

    there's enough foodstuffs locally produced for most folk; loss of variety in choices but sufficient calories on hand; hoarding and profiteering and shortages will push prices upwards of 50% in first weeks; exotics such canned pineapple will go from affordable snacks to overpriced luxuries;

    net result? involuntary weight loss as everyone in developed nations actually endure individually self-imposed rationing; with sustained low grade panic in developing nations (witness, Cuba and Venezuela which are instances of ongoing calories/protein shortages due to incompetent governmental policies)

    laptops and other high value slash low bulk goods being most critical will be air freight; that's nominally 10X as expensive; considering there are so many airports along low lying coastlines (there's Kansai International Airport, located on an artificial island in the middle of Osaka Bay as one example) along with access roads and electrical cabling and data cabling, going to be spike in volume at airports not damaged; air freight will (at least triple) in costs as airlines-airports-shippers all take this opportunity to gouge desperate customers;

    it is nations such as Saudi Arabia (which is not just a net importer of foodstuffs but massively so) which will be squeezed between their own ports damaged (import arriving) and ports of USA and other bulk grain producers (export departing) losing significant capacity; if you-all recall those 'bread riots' occurring at various moments over the prior 40Y, now imagine what happens when a third (half?) of wheat-corn-barley-etc fail to arrive; If you think Beirut post-megaboom was bad or the horrid conditions in here-n-now Gaza are inhumane, wait till the non-wealthy masses in net importers of foodstuffs who will be giving voice to notions of stew-potting those wealthy and/or plump;

    but what nobody on this blog mention is flooding of lands near to coastlines, where roads and railroads are to be found; a washed out or undermined asphalt road could be patched in a couple days with precast concrete chunks and uncountable tons of gravel with new asphalt poured atop; but not so easy to repair railroads given the higher densities of freight placing higher stresses upon load bearing features;

    salt water soaked soils behave differently than if sweet water; sustained flooding does more damage over longer term than temporary flooding as a region's soil passively soaks up more, spreading the water in all directions;

    death of trees ten miles inland of coastlines should be expected due to shallow slopes and soil soakage and interconnected aquifers; short term losses of foliage raising local temperatures in summer as well zero harvest of fruits 'n nuts; over long term (3Y? 8Y?), you should brace yourself as roots rot and soil starts sliding down any subtle slopes into valleys, onto roads and blocking rivers; all of which will destroy more roads, data cables, electrical cables, damage additional sections of railroads;

    some insect species will welcome humid, muggy conditions with lots 'n lots of mucky puddles; we will not be ready for infectious spreads; malaria along coastlines of North America as far up as Virginia...

    ...now excuse me as I scream into my pillow because the American medical industry is not ready to treat 5+ million cases of malaria

    =+=+=+=+=

    311:

    almost forgot...

    river deltas would be destabilized; the Mississippi would be temporarily impassible; ditto other major rivers;

    ditto, the Panama Canal, the Suez Canal; the former has two ends which are effectively river deltas whereas the latter is sea level and much of it not properly lined;

    changes in tidal patterns will delay efforts at harbor restoration;

    312:

    how do you get the "flood myths" out of a sea level rise that takes place over decades?

    From people who deal in timescales longer than an electoral cycle?

    Sorry to harp on, but the fucking "flood myths" in Australia refer very bloody obviously to ~15kya when sea levels rose about 100m. They're myths in the sense that no-one thought to carve descriptions of the events into stone tablets in English and stash them up a mountain in what would later be known as the Middle East. Ooops.

    But allegedly there are similar tales about Doggerland and that probably also flooded a bit more every year until eventually Britain had left Europe :)

    313:

    I might be spending too much time around Muslims who've left India for various reasons, and a couple of liberal elite Hindu types from the south, but they seem to think it's a very real possibility. Modi is a Hindu nationalist who is a moderate centrist in the same way that Netanyahu is... he has people in his government who are utterly fucking bonkers by normal standards, so he is quite centrist in his government. He's also not fond of the scum and vermin who keep crossing Mighty India's borders without permission, and has designs for a Hindutva "Greater India" that have some of the currently-independent states that occupy lands outside todays borders less than impressed.

    Modi's powerbase is the poor, mostly Hindu states, mostly in the northern 2/3 of India. The rich parts of the country tend culturally hindu and liberal (Tamil Nadu and Kerala are kind of the California equivalent of the US), the hicks in the hills not so much. Listening to the Hindi-speaking technically-Hindu Keralan kids talking about what's going on back home is scarily like listening to liberal Jews or left-wing USians talk about those countries. They're way past "maybe Modi will calm down" and into "maybe he'll accept losing an election, and be replac ed by someone more moderate".

    Would Modi use nukes if Indias conventional military couldn't hold back the tide? I fear it's likely. USA people think... would Trump use nukes on Mexico if central+south americans were crossing the border in millions and the US military wasn't able to hold them back? That's a similar question.

    314:

    The problem, as I see it, is how do you get the "flood myths" out of a sea level rise that takes place over decades?

    You don't.

    The problem is that flood myths DO NOT all spring from a single cause. There's a laundry list of historical precedents in https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flood_myth , and it doesn't include the Australian coastal loss or other sunken lands.

    315:

    In the spirit of morbid humour...

    Surely the people with big red buttons have learned the lesson of Maralinga: If you want to render an area rapidly (and lastingly, on a decadal scale) uninhabitable, wrap your physics package in cobalt :-(

    As demonstrated by Evil Pommy Bastards (TM).

    Who apparently didn't bother telling the locals what they had done, so as to find out how discoverable unanticipated high level gamma would or wouldn't be.

    316:

    refer very bloody obviously to ~15kya

    Bloody obviously? To me it is bloody obvious that no information can survive oral transmission for that long without being utterly mutated. Want a nice example? Dukljan. And that's a lot less than 15kya.

    317:

    https://www.theissue.io/how-bad-is-climate-change-going-to-get-you-dont-want-to-know/

    Startling new landmark research has just been published. It's conclusion? Half of our economies could be destroyed by 2070. Let me emphasize that again: 50% of GDP. By 2070. Gone. Burned, drowned, incinerated, levelled, flooded. How bad is that? It's even worse...than it might sound. I'm going to put that in context for you in just a moment, but first I want you to understand why this research matters, beginning with the source.

    Where does this research come from? "Alarmists"? An advocacy group? Activists? Is it based on tenuous logic and cherry-picked data? It comes from a place that's about as sober and serious and conservative a group of professionals as you can get. The British Institute of...Actuaries.

    Professionally boring people think we're on target to halve global GDP, even accounting for the boost provided by the ever-increasing number of disasters that the climate catastrophe entails. Somehow I suspect this news won't percolate into the minds of the people who've looked at "we must reach net zero by 2030" and said "consider accelerating efforts towards the phase-down of unabated coal power and begin phasing out inefficient fossil fuel subsidies".

    319:

    Re: 'The British Institute of...Actuaries.'

    Yeah - quite a few US insurance companies are no longer offering insurance in high climate risk areas. The below is one of the Politico related sites' article on US Gov't reviewing insurers' data re: risks, insurance premiums and payouts. (If for-profit insurers opt out, all of the onu$ is on the Fed Gov't.)

    Just saw a couple of weather related headlines re: UK - lots of massive storms. Hope everyone is okay.

    https://www.eenews.net/articles/insurers-face-wave-of-inquiries-over-climate-risks/

    re: Flood myths

    Weird how so many of the flood myths talk about how the entire populace became evil, therefore all had to be punished/destroyed except for one 'good' man. No mention of evil kings/nobility being the root cause of calamities in these myths, i.e., forests destroyed to build prestige structures. (Easter Island - Inhabitants possibly moved the massive stone sculptures on rolling logs but no evidence around now of any large palm trees on that island.)

    The only weather/climate related myth that I'm aware of where a nation survived is a drought in the Bible: Joseph interprets the Pharoah's dream and the Pharoah implements a plan to store enough food to see his kingdom through a drought-caused famine.

    Danged ... forgot that the Pharoah in Webber's musical sang a la Elvis: 'Song of the King (Seven Fat Cows) Joseph Technicolor'.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51f9uEYGeKw

    320:

    You are correct. Once upon a time I could have explained more (but not more than the principles) of P and S wave propagation etc. For an interesting programme on the consequences, look at Attenborough's Dinosaurs: The Final Day (on BBC iPlayer).

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0016djt/dinosaurs-the-final-day-with-david-attenborough

    321:

    Want a nice example? Dukljan.

    I am getting "404 file not found"

    Here is unmasked URL: https://www.antipope.org/charlie/blog-static/2023/12/Dukljan

    322:

    SFReader 319:

    your choice of cliches:

    canary in the coal mine

    or

    rats deserting a sinking ship

    either way, brutal mode of math, nobody does more analysis of risk than insurance providers... as demonstrated by spiking insurance premiums for freighters seeking to use the Suez Canal at a time of "uncertainty"

    323:

    There's nothing of that name on my server. A quick DuckDuckGo reveals this but I've no idea if it's relevant.

    324:

    If for-profit insurers opt out, all of the onu$ is on the Fed Gov't.

    Apparently private insurers refusing to cover property in disaster zones is the fault of Woke Corporations™, and the solution is either laws to force them to provide coverage at previous rates so the Invisible Hand of the Market™ can work its magic, or for the government to stop this Socialist Plot™ by providing coverage*.

    Not quite sarcasm, but actual talking points from various Republican communications I've received over the last year or so. (OK, I did add the ™s, but the capitalization is all their's.)

    *But only coverage in Red States — Blue States don't deserve it and must be prevented from Wasting Public Resources™.

    325:

    Will Modi use nukes on Bangladesh to stop them from coming over the ineffective wall he built to keep them out of Bengal?

    Hah, no. Distance wise, it's the same problem as the US nuking Tijuana to stop the flow of immigrants: it'd nuke San Diego on the other side of the border, particularly the North Island Naval base where the SEALs train. Lots of people live on both side of the border. And more migrants would brave crossing the rubble if you did nuke it.

    I agree that mass migration is an existential problem for nation-states. The simple reason is that huge numbers of desperate people flooding in and settling an area destroys one of the pillars of statehood, which is the guarantee of citizen property rights. This falls apart when there are desperate squatters everywhere.

    Right now, the right-wing solutions to mass migration tend to look like what Israelis are doing to the Palestinians. It's a bloody horrible mess, and it's not solving anything.

    That said, I wonder if anyone in India is profiteering of the labor of illegal migrant Bangladeshis and Pakistanis? And how much money they're contributing to Modi? That's a constant theme here, that Big Ag is politically well-connected, and they favor policies that drive down labor costs, such as making their workers illegal, so that they can be exploited. I suspect that's the hidden agenda behind the migrant noise

    327:

    Will Modi use nukes on Bangladesh to stop them from coming over the ineffective wall he built to keep them out of Bengal?

    Morality aside, you don't need to use nukes to stop immigrants. As long as your army follows orders, machine guns are more than enough.

    328:

    It's an example of how the historic Roman emperor Diocletian turned into a Satan-like figure of Serbian folklore, in less than 2000 years. And that's in relative proximity to people who had actual books about the real Diocletian. The idea that oral transmission in Australia will retain a historical artifact for 15,000 years is preposterous.

    329:

    Bangladesh is often used as the poster child of future disasters, but consider this:

    The Bangladeshi birth rate is now below replacement level, so it population, currently growing at 1 % per year will level off and start to decline.

    Bangladeshes' GDF/head go pop is higher than India's.

    And using natural techniques such as laying out old tires and seeding them with shellfish to form natural seawalls, and building hedges with cut brush to slow the flow of the Ganges and have it drop its silt, they are actually reclaiming land from the Ganges delta. By flooding and silt deposition, they can raise their delta land faster than sea-level rise.

    330:

    It's an example of how the historic Roman emperor Diocletian turned into a Satan-like figure of Serbian folklore, in less than 2000 years. And that's in relative proximity to people who had actual books about the real Diocletian. The idea that oral transmission in Australia will retain a historical artifact for 15,000 years is preposterous.

    I think you're assuming that all information is transmitted equally. It's not, and IIRC, there's been some research on this.

    Politics age badly, both because few know or care about who ran the place decades, let alone millennia, ago. and because old politics is really easy to recycle and warp into modern agitprop, because few know or care about the past.

    Conversely, information about natural phenomena, particularly stories about tsunamis and volcanic eruptions, lasts a very long time, not only because there are often physical remnants of the event, but there's good reason to remember. And disaster stories are memorable. Volcanologists have learned to solicit, and investigate, volcano folklore for just this reason.

    This DOES NOT MEAN that all Flood Myths describe actual floods. I think there's good reason to disbelieve Noah and Deucalion. They're both physically impossible and take place early in the mythical human history.

    IIRC (Moz or Damian, feel free to correct me) In Australia, the flood stories that attracted interest were where the natives described lands that are now underwater but were once dry land. They still owned those lands, and they expected to be around and own them if the ocean receded again. And subsequent geological studies were consistent with their stories. An also, it's quite likely that the water was/is clear enough that the sunken lands are visible from the surface, so evidence might well be visible. None of this is true for the story of Noah.

    331:

    Bangladeshes' GDF/head go pop is higher than India's.

    Should be:

    Bangladeshes' GDP/head of pop is higher than India's.

    Fucking Auto correct.

    332:

    Here's a dry academic report plus a pop media one. It's not exactly secret knowledge.

    https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0305440323000997 This paper supports arguments that the longevity of orality can exceed ten millennia

    https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2015/sep/16/indigenous-australian-storytelling-records-sea-level-rises-over-millenia Sunshine Coast University marine geographer Patrick Nunn and University of New England linguist Nicholas Reid believe that 21 Indigenous stories from across the continent faithfully record events between 18,000 and 7000 years ago, when the sea rose 120m.

    Reid said a key feature of Indigenous storytelling culture – a distinctive “cross-generational cross-checking” process – might explain the remarkable consistency in accounts passed down by preliterate people which researchers previously believed could not persist for more than 800 years.

    333:

    Re: '... actual talking points from various Republican communications'

    Corps that can't figure out how to operate their businesses in a new normal (in this case, a climate crisis) should be wound down. That's the reality of operating in a market economy.

    Curious about which orgs have donated how much to these candidates/parties and how much these corps have collected in free Gov't money over the years, plus what messes they've created but refuse to accept responsibility for so the Gov't ends up footing the bill.

    HowardNYC @ 322:

    Re: 'Canary or rat'

    Both.

    Heteromeles @ 330:

    '... quite likely that the water was/is clear enough that the sunken lands are visible from the surface, so evidence might well be visible.'

    Really liked the story about Mexico where a major city entirely overgrown by forest was discovered using specialized imaging. LiDar can penetrate through some sand but gets expensive pretty fast ($7-$12 thousand/day) and the area that would have to be imaged in Australia is likely a lot bigger.

    334:

    Despite some opinions Australia is almost 100% inhabited, in the sense that it's very hard to go anywhere and not find evidence of habitation. That both lends support to the miners and pastoralists who say "if we're going to operate at all we have to be allowed to destroy that evidence" and makes it hard to avoid finding said evidence if you look for it.

    What happens at least sometimes, and in the ideal case, is that the local people still exist and have some knowledge of the area they're in, so researchers can ask them about the best places to look. So the starting point for everything from "where's the best place to build a house" to "where would we find really old evidence of human habitation" is "ask David, he's the senior traditional owner for this area" and expect to spend some quality time wandering round listening to old people tell you stories about shit they definitely never saw themselves. "anciently a dragon ate a unicorn and buried it under this hill, and the anus pokes out of the surface there, but none shall enter the anus for cultural reasons. You can, though, because you're not real". Boffin wanders off to weirdly anus-shaped outcropping and discovers... something interesting. A volcanic plug with bones in the cave or whatever.

    I've had enough first nations people tell me that they only know a little bit of their groups recent history, and regularly find signs of older groups living in "their" area to assume that it's somewhere between a trope and a statement of the bleeding obvious.

    The fun imaging stuff is the underwater archaeology stuff and people are very seriously looking at the shallow seabed (accessible to SCUBA or cheap ROVs) for sites where they might expect to find old stuff. And finding it.

    https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/archaeology-underwater-australia-180975235/

    335:

    The thing about societal scaffolding is a bit odd. Why would the societies in other continents not also have adopted that approach if it was more effective and made the society more robust to calamity? Why only Australians?

    Also, what proportion of stories told correlate with events that can be verified. If humans make enough stories up some of them will have occurred before. Cotrrelation is not causality.

    Actually, I found the dry academic read fun. I feel very sorry for people working in such fields that they have to work with such dodgy sources and accounts (one of their key accounts they pretty much described as rubbish, but its all they have) and, also, sometimes working so far out of their comfort zones of knowledge - especially regarding astronomy. Yes, a star near the south celestial pole might be the South Star but, if you don't assume European usage of the term (pole stars change over a 1000 years or so - just nip back to the time of Stonehenge and things were very different, indeed the Southern Cross rose in the UK) it could mean a bright star due south and touching the horizon at dawn, midnight or dusk - the sign of the solstice and the changing seasons. Its doesn't have to be what we assume it to be.

    As for the flooded channel between Tasmania and Australia, yeah possible but floods would be a reasonably regular occurrence and turn lands into sea for a while. It could just as easily be an admonition to build settlements on elevated land and avoid flood plains. I'm pretty certain tsunamis would also leave a pretty strong feed into oral histories - assuming the people maintaining the memory were just out of the damaged area...

    I'm sorry, I too cannot help feeling that with an oral history every generation would see a few extra words or a little detail or emphasis would creep in, or slip away, making the fine detail unsafe after 3-4 generations and the bigger feature shaky after 10 or so.

    I don't think you need to think earlier generations are special in some way to respect them and what they went through to survive. They were just people like you and me.

    336:

    Kardashev @ 305:

    "The problem, as I see it, is how do you get the "flood myths" out of a sea level rise that takes place over decades?"
    "That suggests to me that prior sea level rise events did not take place gradually over decades, but sporadically"

    Yes, note that the myths in question came from Mesopotamia and, maybe, the Nile region. I think that they arose from flooding events happening because of upriver high rains or, in the case of the Tigris and Euphrates, perhaps burst natural dams upstream.

    That might account for flood myths arising out of the middle east, but what about OTHERS?

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_flood_myths

    337:

    Also, it's is fucking weird to me that when I'm cycle touring and meet first nations people, they're so willing to talk about this stuff and the stuff they talk about is so old. Except when it's colonisation trauma stories and those are pretty fucking awful as a rule. But the history stuff is generally fascinating, even when it's history-of-trauma.

    It's not so much "tell me the story" and more like they say "camp down here" and I ask some random why question and they tell me a story from when they were a kid and pretty soon we're in the weeds of local history. It just feels as if there is always that local history sitting out in the open if you're willing to listen to it.

    In some ways it's got to be archaology on easy mode: go somewhere, ask the first black person you see "so what about this here then" and get told the local places of interest and likely shown the more obvious signs of ancientness. The local quarry complete with multiple different types of tools so you dig around and after a bit have a timeline that runs off the end of carbon dating and you're like "I am most good archy ologiser!"

    338:

    Why only Australians?

    Because Australia has been pretty isolated for a long time, and it's more or less one culture. There haven't been waves of random visitors coming and going for the last 50 millennia, and for various reasons there haven't been lots of locals wars and invasions. So we have the continuous culture thing going on that you just don't get in, say, Constantinople or Athens.

    One advantage of an oral history is that it's harder to remove other than by genocide. Wherever you have a decent family group their history will persist. Unlike, say, the quipu or linear scripts where by accident or design knowledge of how to read the text has been lost.

    You're not alone in thinking that accurate oral history is fucking weird and unlikely, but it might be useful to remember that you're not the only one. The research being done is explicitly in the face of wholescale disbelief, not least because it's being done in a country that until recently classified the people keeping that oral history as vermin to be exterminated or if they were particilarly woke and liberal, as a dying race to be comforted as they inevitably became extinct (... through a programme of child theft, murder, cultural destruction and slavery. Ahem).

    339:

    »I think there's good reason to disbelieve Noah and Deucalion. They're both physically impossible[…]«

    There is a hypothesis which says that the Strait of Gibraltar was once a dam, and at some point it crashed down and created the Mediterranean Sea as we know it today.

    As far as I know, there is not enough evidence to rule either way on that hypothesis.

    Most of the stuff you will read about that hypothesis is very sensationalist, assuming tens if not hundred meters surface level differences and that the area was full of people and agriculture etc. That really gives the illustrator of your rag something good to work with.

    In reality, a surface level difference of just two meter would have made it a major catastrophe already, because a lot of the coasts are very shallow and the tides come on top.

    A boat ending on top of a hill in such a scenario is not impossible either, there will have been some transient effects. in particular when the wave starts to reflect and resonate.

    Religious fanatics embellishing a story, from a few household animals on a small hill, to one of every kind of animal on a tall mountain is not impossible either.

    So not quite "physically impossible", but certainly not even close to what the religious fanatics have made canon.

    340:

    »Half of our economies could be destroyed by 2070«

    Given that UN IPCC predicts 100M deaths per degree K average temperature rise, for the first 2K, and growing after that, I wouldn't bet on there being "economies" to compare with in 45 years.

    341:

    I come from Aotearoa, so I grew up with a hard line in the sand "no people here immediately after Hatepe" so a very recent history. Maori arrived and populated the country well into recorded history, and "ancient" describes the British invasion of the 1800's. So I grew up with human history being short and mostly accessible.

    Then I moved to Australia and things are different here. It's culture shock, but it's layered and one of the layers is "OMG they have history in the sense of like deep time history and shit some of this stuff is, like, old. You know, like, really, really old". This is not "whakapapa going back 18 generations is a long time" old, this is "my ancestors, my history, have only been here 10,000 years, before that was someone else" old.

    Part of my interest, part of why I have read about this stuff, is that it boggles my mind.

    342:

    I think it's more that this report comes from very boring conservative people who don't like unquantifiable risks and are the best experts we have for answering questins like "how much will it cost to deal with X" even if we're not entirely sure what X is.

    They also feed directly into a very important question that underpins a whole lot of economic activity, from "can I borrow money to buy this new geek toy" to "can I get government approval to build this new suburb", specifically the "how much will insurance cost" question. And increasing the answer is not "this much money" but "no you can't buy insurance". Which fundamentally breaks a lot of assumptions in both the economy and society.

    Hopefully this is the sort of news that makes people switch away from "climate change is a huge problem and we should do whatever it takes to avoid it, but I personally will not change my lifestyle or pay any cost to do that". It's not so much that the persuasive power of the report is significant, as that the persuasive power of "your home is uninsurable because it is almost certainly going to burn down/wash away/disintegrate in the next 10 years" is significant.

    Right now we just had a local reddit thread about a newspaper article. Article profiled some 'voluntary simplicity' types who act as though the climate crisis is actually real. Response was often negative, both about the people/lifestyle, and in rejecting the idea that the crisis might require action. Eyerolling to most of us, but worth remembering when you ask why 90% of voters want to burn the place to the ground.

    https://www.reddit.com/r/AusFinance/comments/18pive5/we_are_not_hardcore_hippies_why_our_family_chose/

    343:

    Doesn't some of that hold true for parts of south America and even the less hospitable parts of west coast USA?

    344:

    There is a hypothesis which says that the Strait of Gibraltar was once a dam, and at some point it crashed down and created the Mediterranean Sea as we know it today. ...As far as I know, there is not enough evidence to rule either way on that hypothesis.

    Google Messinian Salinity Crisis (e.g. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Messinian_salinity_crisis ) which was when Gibraltar closed from 5.96 to 5.33 million years ago, and the Zanclean flood (e.g. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zanclean_flood ) which is when Gibraltar opened again 5.33 million years ago and reflooded the Basin.

    The evidence for this is extremely good and dates from the 1960s and 1970s. It's found throughout the floor of the Mediterranean basin in the form of massive beds of evaporites (minerals that form when water evaporates), evidence in the sediments that some of them were blown about by wind, and evidence of massive, deeply cut, river canyons at the mouth of the Nile and every other old river.

    At about 5,330,000 years ago, the Zanclean deluge is about a thousand times too old to be the source of the Noah story. The dry Med and the Zanclean flood has inspired its own fiction: Julian May's Saga of Pliocene Exile, Garrett and Hadron's Gandalara Cycle, Turtledove's "Down in the Bottomlands," and probably a bunch of others

    345:

    "one culture" not so much, but also the colonial genocide seems to have been more effective in America. Admittedly that one was mostly disease, the colonisers were more or less picking off the survivors, at least from what I know.

    I'm just going off the way we have multiple named civilisations in the Americas, and talk about "first peoples" where in Australia more like "THE aboriginal people". And it's not just ignorance of the differences, while first nations people make sarcastic remarks about trying to sell the "Koori News" paper outside Koori country (real story) they mostly seem to regard the difference as small. They do distinguish Torres Strait Islanders from Aborigines, put it that way, so it's not as though there's no difference anywhere.

    But we are drawing lines on a map that doesn't really have them - not just in the sense that tradtionally Australia has overlapping physical responsibilities (much as today we have mining and pastoral leaseholds on the same land), but also the way culture shifts as you go north, becoming distinctly maritime/micronesian and then you hit PNG and the cultural wheels fall off (they have actual mountains and continuous cultures, in the strong sense of plural cultures. 7000 culture/language groups in an area more similar in size to the UK than Asia).

    346:

    Personally, my preference would be to live another century (sans crippling pain of worsening joints). An all too common refrain amongst folks 50-plus: “If I had known I'd live this long I would have taken better care of my teeth”.

    There's been chatter here about extended mortality -- a stepping stone in the quest for full out-n-out immortality -- which we ought consider in terms of effects upon society's ruling elite. If they each could see themselves alive to celebrate 300th birthdays would they be better or worse at planning for crisis upon the longer term? Climate change will hurt any born after 1990 and devastate those born after 2020 and become a horrendous 'newer world order' for people born after 2050.

    At this moment, those amongst our ruling elite with the most potency in influence (as distinct from direct power) could alter policy-making but decline to do so since their expectation is to be dead prior to 2050, never mind 2080 or 2110 or 2140.

    But how would they react (and scheme and profit) if they were certain to be alive in 2240?

    347:

    Why would the societies in other continents not also have adopted that approach if it was more effective and made the society more robust to calamity? Why only Australians?

    Well that's a bit loaded and needs unpacking. I don't think anyone is claiming that oral traditions are more effective at passing on knowledge than any other way, merely that they are in fact effective. We know this less because we have encountered it in the study of First Nations cultures (relatively recently... we were quite blind to it for the centuries of the colonial era), but rather more because European history and pre-history is full of it.

    See, for instance, Socrates:

    [Y]ou, who are the father of letters, have been led by your affection to ascribe to them a power the opposite of that which they really possess. For this invention will produce forgetfulness in the minds of those who learn to use it, because they will not practice their memory. Their trust in writing, produced by external characters which are no part of themselves, will discourage the use of their own memory within them. You have invented an elixir not of memory, but of reminding; and you offer your pupils the appearance of wisdom, not true wisdom, for they will read many things without instruction and will therefore seem to know many things, when they are for the most part ignorant and hard to get along with, since they are not wise, but only appear wise.

    Or the Homeridae. It's well known and not controversial that The Iliad preserves details of literacy that survived intact across a non-literate span time in Aegean cultures. The act of writing down the Homeric epics is a historical event, but being some of the most studied text in history, it's reasonably well understood how well protected against changes to the substance and actual syntax they were through dozens of generations of oral retelling (just not the hundreds-to-thousands we see in Australia).

    TL;DR there is completely non-controversial background knowledge of ancient European cultures well known in the study of ancient history that shows oral traditions could be very effective at preserving detail over arbitrarily large timeframes. There are countless examples, it is just an area of knowledge that is somewhat muted in mainstream modern Western culture because it contradicts some self-image-related big thoughts that people have and are attached to.

    I don't think you need to think earlier generations are special in some way to respect them

    That's actually the key to understanding this stuff. What you need here is to understand that earlier generations were very similar to us in their mental capacity and ability to think critically. That doesn't mean you need to think they are special, quite the opposite. But instead we seem to be required to think they were stupid; there just isn't really evidence for that.

    The story Auricoma refers to above to me reads as being about how creative cultures can re-use stories where the facts have limited value, but there are useful purposes to put the story to. That's not really an example or counter example of oral tradition transmission of knowledge; it's more about the way people will put things to work. Using it to declare that therefore oral transmission of knowledge cannot work anywhere is obviously absurd. Going on to say that if these Europeans couldn't manage it, then Australian aborigines definitely couldn't is most likely racist (presumably ignorant rather than malicious), but I'm not inclined to cast asparagus, not knowing how small a box that statement came out of.

    On the other hand there's a lot of material supporting the strength of memory-based forms of knowledge transmission. There's a whole genre of material about modern memory sports, which look to uninitiated observers like miraculous "natural" talents, but which turn out to be like any skill, where most people can get good at it with practice. The whole point is there are techniques and modern memory techniques would be very familiar to, say, Socrates, to sons-of-Homer and to ancient peoples everywhere.

    348:

    Thank you for that.

    It's the first actual Gillies Report that I have seen.

    Still on target after all these years.

    Much Appreciated, Ian.

    349:

    from today's NYTimes...

    a rather eye popping graph of temperatures

    (“Here I am wearing my San Diego wardrobe in December in Minneapolis.”)

    https://static01.nyt.com/images/2023/12/26/multimedia/00acc-hp-promo/00acc-hp-promo-threeByTwoMediumAt2X-v6.png?format=pjpg&quality=75&auto=webp&disable=upscale

    full text ==> https://archive.ph/gBa6K

    "A Record-Breaking Warm, Snowless Winter Confounds Midwesterners"

    350:

    I believe that it's pretty definite, but that it also happened well before genus Homo evolved. But the myth might have been due to a Black Sea event. Maybe.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zanclean_flood

    https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/evidence-for-a-flood-102813115/

    351:

    That was my thought, too. But it's not just genocide that erases such things - cultural replacement does, too, but Australia didn't have that, either.

    In Britain, the Germanic invasions did a lot of 'ethnic cleansing' but never more than local genocide, and the original populations remained in the west and far north. But the loss of history and tradition was near-total except in Wales, though it happened over a long period.

    352:

    I missed your post, and echoed it. Sorry.

    353:

    I don't think the capacity of a single person to remember a lot of stuff is much relevant to the question of transmission across tens of generations. Think about it, people aren't passive transmitters of ancient wisdom - every new generation creates their own lore as well, and all this new lore competes with the old lore for prominence and for the limited, even if great, capacity of human memory.

    Since Homer was mentioned - well, Iliad and Odyssey survived, but the rest of the Epic Cycle did not, even though it had been written down at some point. Probably a hundred times as much oral traditions existed around the time of Homer that were never written down and were consequently lost, or mutated utterly.

    So, is it theoretically possible that a single flood event from 15000 ago would become a fixture of the culture and survive the transmission? I guess I can't deny the possibility, but I think it is astronomically unlikely. A "flood myth" can exist across time, of course, because floods happen regularly and reinforce that concept of "flood" in the narrative, but it will have nothing to do with a particular flood from eons ago.

    354:

    P H-K
    The "Med" has mostly-drained & refilled several times, IIRC ...
    See also "H" @ 344

    Howard NYC
    And STILL there are hordes of right-wingnuts shouting as loudly as possible that "GW" is a Librul Hoax ...
    What does it take to get across to these people?
    We've got them here, as well, of course, but just no so louidly or obvious.

    EC
    Really?
    A lot of place-names & genetic analysis say otherwise

    355:

    Sorry for causing confusion, my query arose from the last paragraph of the Grauniad newspaper article:

    “When you have three generations constantly in the know, and tasked with checking as a cultural responsibility, that creates the kind of mechanism that could explain why [Indigenous Australians] seem to have done something that hasn’t been achieved elsewhere in the world: telling stories for 10,000 years.”

    I think it was Nicholas Reid said it. His contention seemed to be that explicit multigenerational checking of the story tellers ensured deviations from previous recitations were eliminated.

    The stuff about Socrates is interesting. As I recall (but my knowledge of history is not great), in the dark ages, a university exam could consist of people debating a point by throwing related quotes from Aristotle etc at each other and deferring to their "wisdom" even when obviously wrong.

    Fully, or partially, memorising important texts was quite common as books were rare (plus hugely expensive) and you couldn't just boot up a laptop and search for the passage in question. Obviously, actors preparing for a performance display similar powers of recall and some religions still feel that memorising a text conveys a value, even when the person memorising it has given the meaning no serious thought at all.

    A point worth remembering is that an oral history will remember a good story just as well as it remembers a fact.

    356:

    And STILL there are hordes of right-wingnuts shouting as loudly as possible that "GW" is a Librul Hoax ... What does it take to get across to these people?

    Maybe for the supply of bullshit disinformation money flowing from the oil and coal industries to dry up, so the people pushing it into the public discourse move on to another grift, like selling snake oil?

    Hint: it's hostile propaganda. Follow the money.

    357:

    What does it take to get across to these people?

    You'll need to give them a prolonged soaking in fear-mongering mindwash, apparently.

    And not feel so bad about doing that, that you quit in mid-persuasion.

    358:

    Heteromeles @ 344:

    "There is a hypothesis which says that the Strait of Gibraltar was once a dam, and at some point it crashed down and created the Mediterranean Sea as we know it today. ...As far as I know, there is not enough evidence to rule either way on that hypothesis."

    Google Messinian Salinity Crisis (e.g. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Messinian_salinity_crisis ) which was when Gibraltar closed from 5.96 to 5.33 million years ago, and the Zanclean flood (e.g. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zanclean_flood ) which is when Gibraltar opened again 5.33 million years ago and reflooded the Basin.

    The evidence for this is extremely good and dates from the 1960s and 1970s. It's found throughout the floor of the Mediterranean basin in the form of massive beds of evaporites (minerals that form when water evaporates), evidence in the sediments that some of them were blown about by wind, and evidence of massive, deeply cut, river canyons at the mouth of the Nile and every other old river.

    At about 5,330,000 years ago, the Zanclean deluge is about a thousand times too old to be the source of the Noah story. The dry Med and the Zanclean flood has inspired its own fiction: Julian May's Saga of Pliocene Exile, Garrett and Hadron's Gandalara Cycle, Turtledove's "Down in the Bottomlands," and probably a bunch of others

    The Zanclean deluge predates even the Neanderthals (by about 4 million years?).

    But it does raise another question - Were the earliest "modern" humans able to communicate with the Neanderthals? Do any of our oldest myths come from the Neanderthals? ... or even older (collateral) ancestors?

    Were any of our myths handed down from pre-humans? When did language develop to the point tales of the past could be handed down from generation to generation?

    Current thinking about "Noah's flood" seems to center on a flood event that occurred in the valley that became the Persian Gulf about 5-6,000 years BCE.

    And again, I think it suggests that the flooding came on in "fits & starts" instead of being a gradual, constant "average" rise of 2mm year after year. I just don't think ancient pre-literate hunter-gatherer/agricultural societies would notice a steady state rise in sea levels at 2mm/year over a period of centuries.

    Hell, except for scientists making measurements today, we'd hardly notice the change.

    But something happened that they DID notice; something that spawned "flood" myths.

    PS: I think that "event" also accounts for the myth of a lost "Garden of Eden" somewhere "in the east".

    359:

    Something I just noticed - there's apparently a change in the way the blog software works that do longer requires links to be "encapsulated(?)" by "href" ...

    I failed to do that for the bit of Heteromeles post I quoted, but for some reason the links still work where I quoted them.

    360:

    @ 359 ... "do longer" should be "no longer"

    361:

    let's consider obvious things: smoking; seatbelts; vax; brushing after each meal;

    activities which cause damage to your body or conversely prevent illness

    somehow seatbelts are still deemed as a 'culture war' issue... never mind there's zillions of first hand accounts of survivors of twisted wreckage confirming their ability to walk away was due to being in a safety harness... still fools ho deem it an infringement upon their bodies to use 'em

    only good news is this can oft times become a Darwinian filter... bad news being the body frame of modern cars are designed to crumble in order to protect the flesh cargo... so there's a higher survival rate from twisted wreckage due to nerds running millions of simulations to determine that strut #3182 needs to be displaced 9 millimeters (to pick just one of many tweaks) to improve survival in head on crashes... with the credit given to Jesus or better blood lines or other non-science...

    looking back on Covid circa APR 2020, it is my bitter regret there was not enough deaths soon enough to 'shock' educate everyone with a sufficiently high heap of corpses into listening to medical expertise

    362:

    Since Homer was mentioned - well, Iliad and Odyssey survived, but the rest of the Epic Cycle did not,

    Oh, Homer! Kinda like many other famous figures from the period.

    https://academic.oup.com/book/1187/chapter-abstract/139931799?redirectedFrom=fulltext

    Abstract

    ‘Homeric questions: Did Homer exist and is the Iliad accurate?’ examines the validity of the literary record. Little is known of Homer, who may not have been a single individual. If he did exist, he lived ca. 750 bce, 500 years after the events of the Trojan War, a period over which the story could be accurately transmitted orally. The epics are composed of details and data from both Bronze and Iron Ages, but preserve details of objects unused at the time of writing. Neoanalysis has uncovered echoes of an earlier tradition in the epics. The events of the epics are ultimately believable, although some poetic licence has been taken.

    363:

    Are you about to bring up the academic of a century ago, who for years tried to prove Homer was not Homer, but another blind poet named Homer?

    365:

    Maybe for the supply of bullshit disinformation money flowing from the oil and coal industries to dry up, so the people pushing it into the public discourse move on to another grift, like selling snake oil?

    It's not just oil and gas. The US DoD by itself blows 51 million tons of CO2 annually, more than Tunisia does. So it's the military industrial complex. It's also Big Ag, which (by my quick guesstimate) emits about 10x more GHGs than does the US DoD.

    So there's a lot of political pressure there to maintain the status quo. Think of it as the US government and connected wealth generators providing to all Americans hamburgers, jobs flipping the burgers, alternative careers in the military to the flippers who get sick of flipping, and guns for societal breakdowns and providing outlets for stochastic violence in place of organizing. Yay?

    366:

    Wrapping up the whole flood myth thread, I'll offer an SFF story background idea based on the cross-pollination of two ideas:

    One is the eruption of a West Antarctic volcano in exactly the wrong place, per KSL's Green Mars. This is a real worry among glaciologists, as there are active volcanoes under the ice. Ice sheets go into the ocean, sea level goes up more than 5 meters over maybe a year, and it's the biggest catastrophe this side of a nuclear war. Call this the seven billion ghosts scenario for that reason.

    But no mass extinction. Coasts are largely abandoned and the world rewilds burgeoning, feral joy.

    That's one idea.

    The other comes from Tyson Yunkaporta's Sand Talk. Yunkaporta's an aborigine educated in both worlds, and a good writer to boot. Here's a section worth combining with the idea above:

    "One such larger narrative is that of the dying black race. This drove a policy of capturing and removing Aboriginal people in openly declared attempts to eradicate Aboriginality by breeding out dark skin in hopes of arriving at a 'final solution.' Well, it didn’t work, although the narrative has enjoyed something of a revival lately. We’re still here, and you can ridicule or deny or regulate or modify or limit our identities based on whatever new narratives you like, but we’re not going away. Maybe at the start of the next century, some redheaded Chinese blackfella will be camping on what used to be Parliament House, cooking up a wombat and dancing up stories of how this all came to pass. And my boy Diver, blond as his mother’s Irish dad, will still be here, telling our stories and passing on our culture, a proud scion of two strong Aboriginal families and a bunch of mad Celts.

    "That’s little Diver’s second name: Scion. His third name is Juma, so he is namesake of the old fella who keeps the forever yarns.

    "Our family stories will outlast the stories of this civilization, but at the moment they are almost invisible in the shadow of monolithic grand narratives like 'progress'....”

    Don't think I could write that story properly, but I wish someone would.

    367:

    A bit late to the party but I would like to point out that, fortunately, crocodiles can't climb trees. Not big ones at least, says the person who was working in Emergency when two young men arrived who had spent three days up a tree because there was a very large crocodile at the bottom of it.

    368:

    Dramlin 367:

    ...whereas wolves in Eastern Europe not only work cooperatively in packs but also will jump up into trees to grab a bite outta any prey who were huddling up there

    leastwise (and until) peasants got better at self-organizing and concealing skills in the manufacture (and usage) longer reach weapons their aristocratic overlords forebade 'em to have

    spears; bow 'n arrow; slingshots; blackpowder smoothbore rifles;

    the categories of weapons best suited to resolve arguments between an oppressive minority and an oppressed majority... which was why the bluebloods tried to keep 'em out of the hands of peasants

    not that such laws were 100% effective as evidenced in the 'die off' of wolves

    369:

    fortunately, crocodiles can't climb trees

    This is true. However, coconut crabs can.

    371:

    Meanwhile elephants use a different strategy for dealing with arboreal irritants.

    372:

    Not just Australia that has some long lived oral tradition that encodes geology! https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/ten-ancient-stories-and-geological-events-may-have-inspired-them-180950347/ the Rama's Bridge and Klamath Lake are 5-7k years old.

    373:

    Re: gradual sea level rise v sporadic flooding as a source of flood myths, surely its obvious that one gives rise to the other depending on local topography. As the sea rises gradually it reaches the point at which it breaches the barrier holding it back from a lower lying area and then Suddenly floods the entire area. The event may be cataclysmic and unrelated to the sea level rise (for the Med. a major storm surge or tsunami overtopping the barrier or the avatar of a minor deity taking out the high gate with the fantasy equivalent of a laser pumped fusion bomb) but it would not have happened without steady sea level rises bringing water up to the point where it is possible. The flood is a sudden catastrophe for anyone in the flooded area but the root cause need not be.

    374:

    H
    "Dying race / Racial eradication"?? Happening right NOW - the Han are murderous bastards.

    peter w
    That's the rationale of the Euxine Lake -> Black Sea flood event

    375:

    A bit late to the party but I would like to point out that, fortunately, crocodiles can't climb trees...

    There's an old joke in North America about how to tell the difference between a brown bear and a grizzly, if someone is in the forest, encounters a bear, and climbs a tree to escape it. If the bear comes up the tree after you, that's a brown bear. If the bear doesn't bother to climb but just pushes the tree over, that's a grizzly.

    376:

    "exactly when practical military gear for male soldiers crossed over into being fetish wear for females in sexual contexts is an investigation left to the reader..."

    The sexual cross-over is not well documented, but there's a story of ladies adopting cavalry uniform at the court of Darius III, just before Alexander of Macedon destroyed it. Allegedly it was a gesture of solidarity with their husbands and male relatives who were going out in the general mobilisation. That would likely be some time in 333 BCE, before the battle of Issus.

    377:

    Got a word stuck in my head & haven't been able to resolve it with Google. I'm pretty sure it came from a Sci-Fi or Fantasy story I read.

    "Relemma" or "Relemna" - possibly as either a unit of currency or a unit of time?

    Ring any bells for anyone?

    378:

    Kardashev @ 362:

    Since Homer was mentioned - well, Iliad and Odyssey survived, but the rest of the Epic Cycle did not,

    Oh, Homer! Kinda like many other famous figures from the period.

    https://academic.oup.com/book/1187/chapter-abstract/139931799?redirectedFrom=fulltext

    Abstract

    ‘Homeric questions: Did Homer exist and is the Iliad accurate?’ examines the validity of the literary record. Little is known of Homer, who may not have been a single individual. If he did exist, he lived ca. 750 bce, 500 years after the events of the Trojan War, a period over which the story could be accurately transmitted orally. The epics are composed of details and data from both Bronze and Iron Ages, but preserve details of objects unused at the time of writing. Neoanalysis has uncovered echoes of an earlier tradition in the epics. The events of the epics are ultimately believable, although some poetic licence has been taken.

    I quite enjoyed the TV series "In Search of the Trojan War" (BBC, carried in the U.S. on PBS). How well has it held up with scholars over the intervening years since it was broadcast in 1985?

    In Search of the Trojan War (BBC) [YouTube Playlist]

    379:

    Comments are closed on Do my Laundry, but I was re-reading The Jennifer Morgue, and came across this passage (chapter 13, paragraph 2)

    "..[Mo] went and did some digging. Asked Milton, actually, the one armed, old security sergeant with the keys to the conservatory and the insturment store."

    So what else was in there, and what happens to it?

    380:

    There's an old joke in North America about how to tell the difference between a brown bear and a grizzly, if someone is in the forest, encounters a bear, and climbs a tree to escape it. If the bear comes up the tree after you, that's a brown bear. If the bear doesn't bother to climb but just pushes the tree over, that's a grizzly.

    Well, this is confusing. Thing is, grizzlies are the second-largest subspecies of brown bear, and the brown bear species is found across Eurasia and North America.

    There's also the black bear, a separate species endemic only to North America. So the normal advice is that the black bear will be up in the tree with you, while the grizzly will be trying to knock the tree over.

    Here's a video of a grizzly (big, brown, big shoulders), chasing a black bear (human-sized, black, bigger butt) up a tree. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayKRvKgYDLo

    381:

    I have no idea what that was about: I wrote that book in 2005-06 and haven't re-read it since!

    382:

    I have no idea what that was about: I wrote that book in 2005-06 and haven't re-read it since!

    Maybe something involving a white violin and practice space for it?

    I'm sad that the Laundry didn't have sets of bagpipes, myself. I understand that the leg bones and hide of an equoid are appropriate for the drones and bag of such an instrument, while the tibia of the summoner is appropriate for the chanter--if you use a unicorn horn for the bell...

    Maybe alfar regiments used to march to such music?

    383:

    I note that buried in the Royal Reception in Season of Skulls we get to see, in the background, an entire chamber orchestra of pale instruments, because His Nibs is a traditionalist. (And, re-reading bits of The Fuller Memorandum because SPOILERS The Regicide Report, it turns out that the violin Mo carried was one of a dozen commissioned by Dr Mabuse, although only four are believed to have survived ...)

    384:

    There's also the black bear, a separate species endemic only to North America. So the normal advice is that the black bear will be up in the tree with you, while the grizzly will be trying to knock the tree over.

    Black bears migrate through the middle of our city via our greenways for a short while each spring and fall. They are rarely seen as they seem to want to avoid us people and likely move a lot at night. But periodically they are spotting going after bird feeders and such in back yards. We had one climb a tree outside of a local hospital and the police stationed a car next to it to keep people away for the day it was there. Much to the consternation of the people who thought wild life was "somewhere else".

    If a grizzly ever showed up, well, the excitement level would be a bit over the top.

    385:

    And see people keep talking about how dangerous Australia is, and yet the reason we hang our food from trees/bushes in the Outback is because of... ants. Not bears.

    386:

    yup... we have reached a state of "Maximum BatShit Gonzo Crazy AmmoSexuals" all across the United States which is just down the block from "Maximum Florida" and slightly south of "Barbarians Gatecrashing Civilization"

    here's confirmation

    "A 14-year-old has been charged with murder after being accused of fatally shooting his older sister on Christmas Eve during a family dispute over gifts... His 15-year-old brother has also been charged with attempted murder after he allegedly shot the younger brother in retaliation for the shooting of their sister"

    https://lite.cnn.com/2023/12/27/us/florida-teen-murder-charge-christmas-gift-argument/index.html

    387:

    This did seem quite American :(

    388:

    We get black bears in our garden much of the warmer season. And, occasionally, cougars. By and large the local wolves stay a bit further away.

    389:

    Why do we hang our sneakers from the power lines, though?

    390:

    Moz 389:

    lots of possibilities but given the viciousness of bullies it seems most of 'em are kids victimized into removing 'em and then forced under threat of a savage beating to maroon 'em out of easy reach

    there's been a number of Saturdays here in New York City when I've seen adults with ladders attempting to recover sneakers from all sorts of odd places... their explanation as indicated above...

    bizarro moment, if the city were to deal with the sneakers and if there's any way of linking 'em by way of a name etched into 'em, the parents would be charged a couple hundred dollars for littering

    ah... the bittersweet memories of school aged bullies

    391:

    https://theconversation.com/ecology-on-steroids-how-australias-first-nations-managed-australias-ecosystems-214854

    Back to the previous hobbyhorsemarsuipial, people digging pollen out of wetlands to see what happened in the past. Article has a cool map of what northern Australia's coastline looked up before global warming melted lots of ice.

    (Howard, yeah, bullying seems sadly plausible as an explanation)

    392:

    Apparently none of the family qualify for a Darwin Award as yet.

    393:

    Moz @ 389:

    Why do we hang our sneakers from the power lines, though?

    Teenage boys are easily amused.

    394:

    Courtesy of YouTube I watched In Search of the Trojan War last night and it raised a question I hadn't thought of before.

    Apparently the Mycenaean Greeks DID have writing, (& written communications) in the form of Minoan Linear B (?) ... so why did the tale of the Trojan War come down as 500 years of oral tradition before it got to Homer?

    I can understand that 500 years after the collapse of Mycenaean Greece maybe Greeks couldn't read their own writing, but it seems like there should be some remnants left that archeologists could read today; like the Hittite tablets that mention Wilusa?

    395:

    This is not exactly new. Back around 1990 or so, my late wife thought about taking pictures around the country, as we travelled to and from cons, and putting a book together.

    I'm under the impression that at least some are end-of-the-term and worn out/too small, and it's celebratory.

    Hell of a lot better than morons shooting into the air with firearms.

    396:

    Myself @ 393:

    Moz @ 389:

    Why do we hang our sneakers from the power lines, though?

    Teenage boys are easily amused.

    I wrote this before I read Howard NYC's post on bullying. I haven't seen that around here.

    Around here where I've observed it, it's mostly old, out-grown, bargain brand sneakers thrown up by tween & teen boys.

    397:

    A "relumma" is a unit of time in the Liaden universe afaik.

    398:

    As I understand it at least some of the sneakers over power lines are a form of territory marking by gangs. Brand and colour of sneakers mattered somewhat, I understand (e.g. British Knights = BK = Blood Killers = Crips). And copycats thereof.

    At least here in Canada in certain neighbourhoods it meant that drugs could be found nearby. Gang wise the drug and other criminal trade in Western and Central Canada is wholly owned by the Hells Angels (most gang wars are lower level and about who gets a local contract from the bikers). So shoes mean something else.

    All of my knowledge of that stuff is second or third hand, so take it with a generous portion of salt. It does hint at a wonderful 'in plain sight' language of signage and other communication that is only noticeable or understandable to the initiated - which is fun for fiction.

    399:

    I remember back in the 90s we had kids attacked at school for wearing the wrong colours. Sometimes it was intergang violence, sometimes it was innocent victims who had no idea that the new shirt/hat/whatever they wore was a gang's colours (gangs being a rather fringe thing in pop culture back then).

    400:

    Beats the hell out of me.

    401:

    "Why do we hang our sneakers from the power lines, though?"

    Why do we hang bags of dogshit from trees?

    402:

    Ahh, that would be because we are lazy.

    403:

    Why do we hang bags of dogshit from trees?

    Oh, that's easy.

    Literally.

    There's social pressure to be seen picking up after your dog, but no-one following you around to make sure you do anything in particular with the bag of shit afterwards. Sadly the other people at landcare don't like me throwing the bags of shit in the river when I see them throwing their bags of shit in the river.

    404:

    =+=+=+=+=

    https://www.npr.org/2023/12/26/1220603847/crypto-cryptocurrency-bitcoin-ftx-binance-cz-bankman-fried

    an easily digested briefing of the 'state of crypto'

    tag line: "grifting at the speed of 9.6 gigabits per second"

    =+=+=+=+=

    https://jengagiant.com/jenga-giant-js7-hardwood-game-can-stack-5/

    for all those looking for an excuse to tip over a hefty stack of splintery chunks of wood upon a loathsome co-worker or an unloved sibling... I give you both a potential murder weapon (“fatal brain trauma from getting hit in the head thirty-seven times”) and a built in alibi (“who knew getting hit in the head thirty-seven times led to fatal brain trauma?”)

    PREDICT: next year there will be 96 railroad ties (200 pounds each, measuring 7-in x 9-in x 96-in) bundled with a twelve horse-power crane as the Next Big Thing for really stupid tavern sporting events; hard hats and limb splints not included;

    tag line: “darts are for dweebs, Mega-Jenga™ are for manly men”

    =+=+=+=+=

    405:

    I prefer the idea of having fractionally subcritical lumps of fissile material embedded in the ground with holes into the middle of them for dogs to shit down.

    406:

    R. Degenhand @ 397:

    A "relumma" is a unit of time in the Liaden universe afaik.

    Thank you.

    407:

    OMG, people actually sell that. I'm used to it being something people working with construction timber just make out of offcuts then get drunk and laugh at each other over.

    The idea of using bigger timber has occurred to me but it's expensive and the risk goes up. I hadn't thought of the risk as being the point...

    408:

    uh, hello?

    skydiving

    free hand rock climbing (sans rope 'n sanity)

    crocodile wrestling

    refusing vax

    ...there's a rather lengthy list of reckless, dangerous behaviors folks seek out for R E A S O N S

    not least of which being how boring civilization has made our days

    409:

    It's a popular party game in these parts. You'll often find it in the bar areas of hostels and the like.

    Injuries are rare.

    That link was more than double the going rate for a set of blocks though.

    410:

    404, 407 and 409. See also variants like "Kick Jenga" where the blocks have to be loosened by kicking them rather than pushing or pulling them.

    411:

    House rules for jenga are a minefield. It's essential to agree up front.

    Whatever rule set you use I have noticed it's a game that can be played at a remarkably high level while drunk...

    412:

    oversized... like... stupidly so...

    (minor) bone breaking when-not-if falling from five feet up

    413:

    Bah; real men play Jenga with the bodies of their slain!

    414:

    nope... too squishy... maybe you could extract the femurs and after sanding 'em flat they'd be stackable...

    personally I'd do as Darth Musk is rumored to do... a stacked heap of a thousand bars of .998 gold, each bar being ten kilograms

    reminder: as of Friday's market close, gold = $66.31/gram

    415:

    Nah, real men play jenga against young children. Gotta teach the joy of fall down go BOOM!

    And everybody should play against dogs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWNWMldrVpI

    Or against raccoons https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDgRN5kOrk4

    Or against cats https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOyZojbYUEA

    But...real professionals play jenga with cats https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWc8dUl7Xfo

    416:

    skydiving

    ...there's a rather lengthy list of reckless, dangerous behaviors folks seek out for R E A S O N S

    Sorry. skydiving doesn't fit your other lists.

    It is safe if when done properly (and 99.9999% it is) and IS a big thrill. I've done it solo. Although now most first timer tourists do it tandem.

    417:

    I've a friend who spent many years as a prominent rock climber, with a great many 'first ascents' on his resume. We used to scuba dive together, and he was my favorite dive partner because he was always, without fail, on point with safety and situational awareness.

    Such sports are very enjoyable and safe if done with those things in mind.

    418:

    heh...

    silly me for suggesting mere 200 lb chunks

    that cat vid was da bomb

    only thing better?

    two teams -- red v. blue -- each set of cats are tele-operated by an AI

    call it ==> Jenga AI Match Up

    419:

    *https://theconversation.com/ecology-on-steroids-how-australias-first-nations-managed-australias-ecosystems-214854*

    Forgot to thank you for this link. Fun to read!

    Through it, I found yet another scholarly work to read for fun and worldbuilding: The Handbook of Contemporary Animism. Just as with monotheistic systems, animistic systems are pretty diverse. And the way they're adapting to a modern world that's monotheistically hostile to them* is also interesting, in a dandelions-and-mushrooms-meet-pavement kind of way. Yes, Buddhism, Taoism, and Shintoism are animistic. Why do you ask?

    *I'm still puzzled about why the Christian Holy Spirit isn't an animistic concept. And why techbros who are atheists stuck with a monotheistic mindset keep trying to make everything "smart." But I'm easily confused.

    420:

    "And why techbros who are atheists stuck with a monotheistic mindset keep trying to make everything "smart.""

    ...a descriptor which almost invariably signifies that the thing is a really dumb idea. Or at the least, that it's a really dumb idea to call it "smart".

    421:

    Whiter whites. Bolder colors. Stains no problem. Etc...

    At some point laundry detergent will start being marketed as "smart".

    422:

    Magitech nanotech laundry detergent could remove the stains at source by simply rendering down the humans, then removing any organic residue from their clothes. Solve the problem once and for all in a smart manner.

    423:

    BTW while I can't speak for crocodile wrestlers I can report that most of those who climb without ropes try to discourage adrenaline junkies from joining our ranks. They don't last so long.

    It's more about maintaining focus and self control. Putting yourself in a position where you have to do something you are already good at perfectly. If it gets exciting then you are doing it wrong.

    OFC the participant is more exposed to risks beyond their control but that's just a matter of degree.

    424:

    organic residue

    Cotton and wool. Are they organic?

    425:

    Early in my climbing experience I met someone who was keen on free climbing. He'd utterly fucked the tendons that (used to) make his finger work by grabbing shit in a more or less successful attempt to avoid becoming a former free climber. Kind of put me off, the reward didn't seem to match the risk (of basically not being able to climb at all. He couldn't do overhangs at all and was pretty much limited to "climbing" access tracks).

    I've been teaching a couple of people the rudiments of abseiling recently and that's been fun. Partly just explaining how anchors work and why they're important, partly talking through some of the "I use a figure 8 because it's cheap, you use a fail-safe descender that costs 5x as much so that all you have to do is let go and you'll stop going down" stuff. We're weeding a less than 10m high "cliff face" that would be trivial except that it's covered in vegetation and we want to keep about 80% of it. But we very much want to remove the other 20%. It's kind of annoying that I can't just use the scrappy old bits of long-expired dynamic rope and some carabiners + prusiks that I have lying round, but the landcare group people are sketched out enough at doing it properly. OTOH they very much have budget for buying the gear so we did.

    Community groups that manage to find a member who's good at writing grant proposals have it so much easier.

    426:

    Re: '... listening to medical expertise'

    Back then (early COVID) the medicos were so overworked they seldom had time to catch up on new best practices. Although the anti-vaxers have been conditioned to vehemently oppose any scientific studies, they might be open to something easier to grasp, like even higher insurance premiums for anyone over 65. Reason for this is that the overall country stats show a drop in life expectancy for the US (76.4 - lowest in almost 20 years) as per the Harvard article. (This means that insurance orgs will have fewer years to collect premium$/meet profit forecasts.)

    https://www.hsph.harvard.edu/news/hsph-in-the-news/whats-behind-shocking-u-s-life-expectancy-decline-and-what-to-do-about-it/

    And here's another interesting (disquieting) article about US healthcare. UK folks should also read this since it looks like Rishi is still pushing to privatize the NHS. (For non-USians: JAMA is a top medical journal.)

    'Changes in Hospital Adverse Events and Patient Outcomes Associated With Private Equity Acquisition'

    https://jamanetwork.com/journals/jama/article-abstract/2813379

    Change of topic ...

    Re-purposing downtown office buildings

    Read this article a few days ago and thought that other folks here might also be interested. Good background info on the process (including a few surprises), costs, timelines and other considerations.

    The first office-to-residence conversion is almost completed and people will be moving in next month. At least another 10 such conversions are also planned.

    If anyone knows of other cities in other countries also doing office-to-residence conversions, please post a link. I'm very interested in how this works in real life.

    https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/calgary-downtown-office-conversion-revitalization-1.7061792

    427:

    Although the anti-vaxers have been conditioned to vehemently oppose any scientific studies, they might be open to something easier to grasp, like even higher insurance premiums for anyone over 65.

    The relatives I have in this camp would just label it a conspiracy to force them under the thumb of government control. Studies have show such positions are not swayed by facts.

    428:

    If anyone knows of other cities in other countries also doing office-to-residence conversions, please post a link. I'm very interested in how this works in real life.

    Google will find such articles. Architects who specialize in such in the US say no more than 10% to maybe 15% of the building make sense for this due to issues with windows and plumbing. Most people expect windows in all of their living spaces and office building plumbing are not normally set up to handle the water and draining needs of what happens between 5pm and 10pm in most homes. Coking, dish washing, showering, in multiple units per floor. Aside from a few restaurants, most commercial buildings are set up with water situations for office workers flushing and washing hands.

    I just read an article in the NY Times about where the zoning for housing buildings requires 30' deep back lots. Where those for commercial buildings only 20'. So you need a back yard space zoning variance set of meetings with neighbors yelling at the meetings just to make the back yards legal.

    If you want to watch people at their most interesting, go to a US zoning meeting where something is being proposed that the neighbors don't want. Even if it is perfectly legal. You might want to sit near an exit in case the riot police have to be called.

    The NY Times or Washington Post (or both) had a long article on the issues and some projects in some major US cities.

    429:

    the landcare group people are sketched out enough at doing it properly

    A few years ago when I started volunteering with SES, it was around about the same time the AQF came in. The trainers were talking about how induction training previously included setting up and putting everyone down a flying fox, but since AQF this had to be constructed and supervised by a certified rigger. They had put enough people through the Cert IV Workplace Trainer and Assessor that they were organically building the ability to get AQF-recognised certs trained and awarded in-house, but were not quite there yet for rigging at that stage.

    430:

    'Changes in Hospital Adverse Events and Patient Outcomes Associated With Private Equity Acquisition'

    Covering, no doubt, things like Ontario's privatization of Long Term Care (and shielding of LTC owners from lawsuits for negligence by raising the required standard for prosecution to "gross negligence")… I confess to wondering, in a morbid way, what Ford et al have snuck through while public attention has been on the Greenbelt. Never waste a good crisis was Harris' mantra, and Ford's staff are by-and-large Harrisites…

    431:

    Doesn't eliminate all risk, though. These chaps were pretty experienced:

    https://www.grough.co.uk/magazine/2013/06/17/jack-hutton-potts-and-vaughan-holme-were-climbers-who-died-on-anglesey

    https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-north-west-wales-24750771

    It's possible that with a bit more attention to belaying I wouldn't have lost a cousin.

    432:

    We had a similar thing in NZ with an outdoor education thing and that was fun. I was around at the start where they were developing the actual teaching/testing stuff and ended up with a few random "qualified to teach the teachers" things. Since replaced by NZQA.

    I do quite like the idea of basic, relatively easy to get qualifications for stuff like "can abseil under subervision" or "knows what to do when they fall out of a raft in a river". It means that community groups or people like SES can fire people through a bunch of those rather than hoping volunteers just magically pick up the necessary skills via osmosis. I do wish there was a "dummies guide on how to lock your house" though, because a lot of people need that.

    Which reminds me of when I was hopuse sitting and locked myself out. Turned out the house was trivial to break in to because one of the gambe ends had a "ventilator" in it - a small door with louvred slats, that door being held in place by nothing in particular. So the dog I was sitting got to watch me climb down through the ceiling hatch in the bathroom. It didn't seem bothered, but then it was a classic imperturbable staffy.

    433:

    David L @ 424
    They all contain Carbon & come from plants & animals!
    @ 427
    "Conspiracies all the way down" then?

    SFR @ 426
    OF COURSE Rish! is still pushing to privatise the NHS ... but he's not going to have enough time to do it ... we hope.

    434:

    I've been teaching a couple of people the rudiments of abseiling recently and that's been fun

    Abseiling by choice with known good anchors is fun. Abseiling in the mountains because you need to get down and have to take whatever crappy protection you are given is abhorrent. There's nothing quite like it.

    435:

    SFReader [426] wondered: "Re-purposing downtown office buildings... If anyone knows of other cities in other countries also doing office-to-residence conversions, please post a link."

    No link, but here in Kingston (Ontario) we have a lovely [sic] old penitentiary that's been mothballed and now serves primarily as a tourism destination and movie set. But I discussed this with my municipal counsellor, and suggested this would make a great home for the homeless (500+ beds). Managing the optics would be an interesting challenge, and you'd have to reverse the lock in each cell (so people can lock out strangers) and add privacy curtains, but even those spartan conditions beat the hell out of living on the streets during a Canadian winter.

    The pen offers a heated environment with high-capacity washroom facilities, kitchen, recreation and public space, a clinic, offices for social workers, etc. There's lots of yard space for a kitchen garden. You'd need to direct drug abusers and released psychiatric patients to other facilities and programs that are better able to handle their needs, and you'd need to hire 24/7 staff (good for local employment!) to supervise and ensure that everyone remains civil. Many, many other details to wrangle. But as a first grasp at a solution to a growing problem, it seems likely to be a good one.

    436:

    You don't seem to get it: homelessness is a deliberate political choice.

    We know how to end homelessness. Finland proved it beyond reasonable doubt, in a large-scale long running policy experiment (that I believe has been axed by the insurgent far-right government that came in a few months ago). You simply give homeless people adequate social housing -- an apartment, in other words. No strings attached. About 80% of them then get their lives back on track within 12 months, in work and productive members of society.

    (For US/UK needs you'd also have to add an adequate social security net, preferably a non-tested guaranteed basic income plus healthcare.)

    It turns out that this works out net cheaper than dealing with homeless people, sorting out their frequent crises (health and other), losing their tax contributions as successful members of society, and so on. In other words it's even good for the economy.

    Should be a vote-winner, right?

    (I'm going to omit the long, bitter explanation of why our prevailing media narrative and cultural assumptions make it impossible to admit the unpalatable truth and point to the real roots of the problem -- homelessness is encouraged by a rentier culture that uses the threat of homelessness to terrorize homeowners and tenants into paying inflated mortgage/rent payments to keep a roof over their heads: social housing hurts landlords.)

    The cruelty is not an accident or a sad but unavoidable fact. It is deliberate, and it is the whole point.

    437:

    It might be phrased as a mental health issue, affecting the privileged, not the homeless. If the privileged can learn a less hurtful way of having a sense of self worth than seeing the deprivation of others, a better world might be possible.

    438:

    homelessness is encouraged by a rentier culture that uses the threat of homelessness to terrorize homeowners and tenants into paying inflated mortgage/rent payments to keep a roof over their heads

    In much the same way that the threat of unemployment keeps people working at crap jobs under terrible conditions with abusive management?

    439:

    Geoff Hart @ 435: we have a lovely [sic] old penitentiary that's been mothballed [...] this would make a great home for the homeless (500+ beds).*

    I've seen a few proposals along these lines: microdwellings, living in old containers, that kind of thing.

    My worry is that these will merely become the next slums. Sure, they are much better than being on the streets. But if they are acceptable then you have to accept what you are given, if this is the bare minimum.

    I also worry about the neighbourhood. Some homeless people are homeless because of mental health issues that can make them unpleasant or even dangerous as neighbours. And when you are stuck next door "unpleasant" can mean "always living in fear of the next rock through the window" or "repeatedly woken at 3am by someone banging on your door". It only takes a few people like this to make the lives of everyone else a misery. And you can't evict them because that just means they get imposed on somebody else.

    Take a look at this: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-26254706

    As I said, I was homeless as a teenager. A government scheme purportedly aiming to house itinerant youths collected a bunch of us aged between 15 and 21 from the local shelters. If we managed to behave ourselves for six months living together, we got our own flats. The scheme was a disaster - it was run by a private company that specialised in training secretaries. [...] I do remember that on the first day the lad who sat next to me threatened to stab me in the neck with his free pen. The communal flats were quickly overrun with drug dealers, gangsters and anyone else who wanted a warm place to conduct their business.

    440:

    So the dog I was sitting got to watch me climb down through the ceiling hatch in the bathroom. It didn't seem bothered, but then it was a classic imperturbable staffy.

    The dog (English Setter) I grew up with had a very wide reputation as being incredibly friendly to any and everyone. To the extent it was assumed on robbers got in the house he'd give them a tour showing where the valuables were.

    441:

    My worry is that these will merely become the next slums. Sure, they are much better than being on the streets. But if they are acceptable then you have to accept what you are given, if this is the bare minimum.

    Around here much of the homelessness of people without mental and drug problems is caused by zoning. Heteromeles and I have mentioned this here a few times. In the US the "middle" class has worked hard at getting rid of cheap crappy housing. SRO and such. And, as around where I am, more people want to live here than the existing locals want to allow homes to be built for, so they buy up the cheap crap, tear it down, and build new. And the people in the cheap crap move in with friends or become homeless. And you can't replace the cheap crap because a of building codes will make small cheap cost 5 to 10 times in rent what the poor were paying before. And here there was someone complaining online yesterday about the homeless living in some local block sized parks and wanted the removed. All I asked was "to where?"

    This is not fully about mental issues and drug addicts. But there is some overlap.

    And Charlie's solution is likely the only one if an area or country is making it a goal to eliminate crappy housing. And there are local advocates of forcing crappy housing to be upgraded but they almost totally never address who will pay. Because the existing tenants can't pay the extra.

    And as much as I don't like people living in crappy housing, it sure beats a park bench when it is raining and a few degrees above freezing.

    442:

    I've seen a few proposals along these lines: microdwellings, living in old containers, that kind of thing.

    Yeah, these are all being tried where I am.

    So is Charlie's "You simply give homeless people adequate social housing..." San Diego's been doing that for over a decade, from when they realized that a group of homeless people were costing the city and crew hundreds of thousands of dollars per year in hospital visits and other services. It was massively cheaper to house them at market rate, although keeping these very (mentally) ill people (who often were dealing with addiction too) housed and cared for apparently is harder than initially hoped.

    Our problem is that we're short on affordable rentals and out of unbuilt land to put more on. We've also got a big NIMBY problem, but then again (speaking as a former NIMBY who argued the proposition that it's illegal to solve our homeless crisis by making species go extinct in our neighborhoods), some of the NIMBYs have real, data-driven concerns about things like inadequate roads, sewer, and public transit to support densification on the scale needed.

    In the Linda Vista neighborhood, for example, the inadequate infrastructure dates back to a homeless crisis in WW2. Workers poured in to staff the airplane factories for the war, and for about a year they were mostly unhoused, while San Diego city did it's classic "we don't wanna deal" thing we've been practicing since 1900 or thereabouts. So the feds and industrialists stepped in and built 3000 little bungalows in 200 days. With one water main and one sewer. Seventy years later the little bungalows are mostly still there, and the neighborhood is still dealing with inadequate infrastructure, as well as demands that it densifies to house still more people.

    Since we're a tourist trap, one cause of room shortages is the short term rental market, which is more lucrative than long term rental. Thank you so very much AirBnB. You made a big difference in our lives...

    Anyway: microdwellings. San Diego's made it much easier to build rentable granny flats in back yards, which is good. Micro villages seem to have normal-sized water and sewer needs, which is an issue.

    Cargo containers kinda suck for housing. They need so much work to be made habitable that, even though they're readily available, they're not especially cost effective. Same problem as converting office buildings and malls, really.

    What I expect to see going forward is: underused business parks and malls demolished to make way for apartments and townhomes, McMansions subdivided into apartments, and Dingbats 2.0.

    Dingbats ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dingbat_(building) ) were the mid-Century solution to the post WW2 housing shortage in SoCal. Basically, they're 4-8 unit apartments buildings built in the footprint of single family homes. They use the same building materials and techniques as single family homes, so they're quick and easy to put up. There's a dispute about whether they're called dingbats because they're decorated with a modernist symbol or two on the front (often typographic dingbats), or because the unreinforced ones are dangerous in earthquakes and you'd be a dingbat to live in one. Anyway, they're quite common in the older neighborhoods in SoCal, and state-level legislation making it easier to build them passed over a year ago. I expect that newer subdivisions of single family homes will start sprouting 2.x dingbats in due course, mostly because I'm starting to see them, much to the NIMBY fury of their neighbors.

    Notice any trends here? Notice that the homeless have always been with us in varying numbers? They're a chronic problem, as well as an intermittent crisis. So is San Diego's tendency to ignore necessary upgrades to infrastructure in the face of NIMBY opposition, and just allow more units to be built.

    And so it goes.

    443:

    Oh, before I forget, happy 123123 (12-31-23) to those who read their calendars the wrong way.

    And, looking forward, I'll wish everybody a survivable, ideally happy, 2024, blessed by the religious system you prefer. If you have no religious preference, roll a d20 and consult the Wandering Supernaturals table in whatever game you're currently playing to find out what blessings are in store for you.

    Happy 2024! May we all live to tell the tale in 2025!

    444:

    Charlie wrote [436]: "You don't seem to get it: homelessness is a deliberate political choice."

    Oh, were we talking about homelessness in [426]? I thought we were talking about repurposing existing real estate. I thought I expressed a good use for otherwise useless real estate, but apparently I missed something. That explains the patronizing response perhaps. My bad.

    fwiw, I'm probably almost as cynical about government as you are. I've been pressuring my elected representatives at all levels for years to implement a universal basic income. Not to mention yelling at them (quietly and politely) that if you bring in 400K immigrants during the middle of a housing crisis, maybe you should be building somewhere for them to live.

    Repurposing a penitentiary is a bandaid solution that treats the symptom, not the disease. But since I lack anything resembling the power or influence to treat the disease, guess I'll have to live with the bandaid solution.

    445:

    David L
    "Soft" dogs ... you never know.
    Many, many years ago, we had a female Borzoi - enormous dog, with large air-space underneath.
    Total softie - when, one day, she caught a rabbit, she washed it ( Well, gave it a good lick ).
    Pin you to the wall - paws on shoulders, then lick you - & then roll over for a tickle.
    One day a very "dubious" character came to the front door ... madam wasn't sure what to do ... she was almost as scared as he was when this really nasty snarling started. It was the Borzoi: lips curled right back, all the way & giant wolf-hound teeth showing.
    Dubious person simply ran away .. door shut, dog went back to "Did I do right mum? I didn't like him"

    H
    That's what worries me ....

    446:

    Geoff Hart @ 444:

    Repurposing a penitentiary is a bandaid solution that treats the symptom, not the disease. But since I lack anything resembling the power or influence to treat the disease, guess I'll have to live with the bandaid solution.

    With privatization & "for profit" health care, what makes you think you're even going to get that band-aid?

    PS: With only 9 hours left to go around here, it looks like I've survived 2023. Here's hoping 2024 will be a better year for you & me both ... you ALL, even those of you I'm not speaking to. 🙃

    447:

    A couple of notable "office" conversions here in Edinburgh include a Victorian school building just up the road from me which was unfit for use decades ago but has now been converted into flats, with the large open grounds of the main building now built out with modern-construction flats. The main building and its frontage is Grade 1 listed so it can't be hacked around as much as the developers would have liked and I understand the old-building flats are somewhat cramped and eccentric in shape since they had to fit into what had been classrooms and institutional kitchens etc.

    Another residential conversion in Edinburgh is "Quartermile" where the new owners are converting a Victorian-era hospital complex (which again became unfit for use decades ago) into flats . This is near the University.

    An option for redundant office blocks here in Edinburgh is conversion into hotel operations. There's one that was done a decade ago just opposite the train station near me and there's another office block on the main road that's getting the same treatment, if the billboards are to believed.

    448:

    I like those "Dingbat" buildings.

    I'll leave it to David to explain what the NIMBYs will say about why they can't be built around here.

    But one thing that IS clear, IF they're built for low cost housing they won't be as profitable as Mega McMansions and the developers won't build them unless forced to do so ... and they're going to fight it tooth 'n nail.

    I had my own brush with NIMBYism this past year, and to my chagrin found myself on the wrong side, WITH the NIMBYs.

    I lived in an OLD neighborhood; about 3 blocks long west to east - starting around 1910 on the west end & ending up in the early 1960s on the east end and about 4 blocks north to south - 1900s (or earlier) on the south end, to 1970s on the north side.**

    Mostly nicer, larger homes in the older parts trending toward mid-century bungalows in the newer parts. 35.795917, -78.627306 in Google Maps puts you right in the middle of the old neighborhood. My old house was built in 1936, so geographically & chronologically pretty much right smack dab in the middle.

    With significant gentrification in this century from flippers the bungalows are slowly being torn down & replaced with McMansions. That's what's going to happen to my old house.

    Tucked in to the west end of the neighborhood is a 5 acre apartment complex - town-homes built in the 1970s [Google Street View], before Raleigh started to preserve old neighborhoods (Oakwood, Hayes Barton, University Park ... Mordecai).

    Before that, back in the 60s that 5 acres was still an active farm. One of my neighbors still lived where she grew up (although the old house has been replaced with a McMansion) and she remembered when the farm was there & when it had a baseball field used by neighborhood children.

    Before being sub-divided in the early 20th Century, most of the rest of that old neighborhood was a part of that same farm ... and back before the American Civil War, it was all part of the Mordecai plantation (one of the other neighbors is a Mordecai descendant). The city grew out past the plantation house in the late 19th Century.

    Anyway, the owners of apartment complex want to sell it.

    And to help them do so, they requested a rezoning that would allow the buyers to scrap anything (including those old Oak Trees) and build a massive "5 story" apartment building - which due to the slope of the land would be 7 stories on the back side, but would still count as only "5 stories" because of the front elevation.

    Problem for the neighbors though.

    For one thing it would place a whole block of the street on the north side in perpetual shadow and they wanted surface parking which would aggravate already existing problems with storm water run-off AND traffic in a neighborhood where people can walk their kids to school even though there are no sidewalks.

    So, I was against it because it would harm my neighbors ... even though I know Raleigh needs more affordable housing (although ... I don't think the proposed apartments ARE going to be "affordable").

    PS: The fight was still going on when I sold my house & moved, and I'm pretty sure the neighbors lost.

    ** "Downtown" Raleigh is about a mile to the south-west of my old neighborhood. It's actually feasible for someone who works downtown for the State Government to WALK to & from work. In fact, there are even sidewalks (pavement) for that. The problem with no sidewalks is in the other direction. The sidewalks didn't extend farther out to connect neighborhoods beyond mine.

    It was kind of rundown when I moved in in 1974 (otherwise I wouldn't have been able to afford to buy there) and has been growing more affluent ever since.

    449:

    One thing that's happening at least in Melbourne is requiring onsite blackwater/sewer treatment and stormwater retention so that load on the sewer system can be slightly reduced but mostly evened out (as with many networks it's peak demand that is the problem. Building/upgrading a sewer plant outside town is much easier than increasing the size of even on path to the sewer plant)

    450:

    I thought iwa sinteresting that when covid hit many countries that have "impossible to solve" problems with homelessness suddenly and without fuss solved that problem. And not all via the "didn't they all die?" method. Some people in Aotearoa made a fuss, and it was kind of amusing to watch homelessness charoties siding with far right lynch mobs to say that forcing hiomeless people into motels against the wishes of everyone involved was a bad idea.

    Obviously once the crisis passed because we cured covid, everything returned to the status quo ante, including the PM going on TV to emote at the population and wring her hands helplessly about her inability to actually do anything to solve this problem too. Add it to the list that starts with "my generations nuclear free moment" and grinds all the way down to "we need another kindergarten teacher in Bluff". None of which the government can do anything about, but they are very sorry to have to say that.

    That bunch of hapless fools were voted out at the recent election so have added to the big list of unsolvable problems "how could we have won the election". Sadly in Australia the federal ALP seem keen to emulate the NZ Labour Party.

    451:

    I have spent most of the last 30 years working in the housing and homelessness field, at levels varying from frontline homeless shelter worker to regional policy development.

    Providing housing to people in housing need is like providing engines to people who need cars. Yes, it is an essential part of what they need. No, it does not solve the problem for even a fraction of those people. They also need seats, a door, windows, fuel...

    We are about dealing with the follow-on effects of horrid neoliberal decisions made starting in the early 80s around much of the anglosphere and elsewhere. (Reagan, Thatcher, Mulroney etc). Cutting funding to social programs, social housing, education, social workers. Closing mental health institutions (yes, many were awful) without putting anything in their place. Ramping up 'anti-crime' incarceration while also cutting any programs focused on reducing recidivism.

    A couple generations later we have people on the streets with one or more of the following: Childhood poverty, mental illness, childhood abuse or exploitation, racialized abuse. Many people can survive one item on that list, fewer can survive two, and more than two is all but impossible without massive social supports (which don't exist).

    Converting Kingston penitentiary to be 'housing' for the poors is precisely NOT a solution. It would be instantly overcrowded, almost certainly underfunded, and a real life torment nexus.

    The actual solution is to perhaps buy one or two fewer F35 fighter bombers, build, staff and maintain adequate housing for every single person in housing need. Fund the social supports they need - including mental health care, nurses. For those in prison, provide education, therapy and other supports to help them build a life upon release.

    The United States could struggle by with only 12 Carrier Groups instead of 13, and solve homelessness in their entire country.

    Here's a thought experiment. You are a group of world leaders in 2002 tasked with overthrowing the Taliban in Afghanistan. You have 30 years and $2 Trillion USD. Your options:

  • Invade, kill a bunch of people, maybe make a difference?
  • Don't invade. Spend $1.95 trillion on making the rest of the world a really nice place to live. Spend $.05 trillion on satellites over Afghanistan broadcasting into every corner of it how much better it is literally everywhere else.
  • Now it's 2033. We know how option 1 turned out. Option 2 might not have made a scrap of difference in Afghanistan, but all of our countries would be a lot better off.

    452:

    Follow-up post: Total cost for the US alone in The War Against Terror (TWAT) was about $8 Trillion. Homelessness is a policy choice.

    453:

    Sorry, the US actually has 11 Carrier Strike groups, not 13. The poor things, how do they manage?

    454:

    Re: '... a mental health issue, affecting the privileged, not the homeless'

    Yep! Either born without a conscience (or whatever part of the brain facilitates/rewards prosocial behavior) or lost/suppressed it due to continual negative feedback. There's research showing that 5 month olds can tell if someone is being good (caring) or bad (hurtful), so I'm guessing that it takes a lot of effort/reinforcement for a society to emerge where the majority of its adults are deliberately callous/cruel.

    Re: Kingston penitentiary

    Now this could probably be easily converted into an Amazon warehouse!

    More practically though - how about affordable student housing? Most on-campus student residences are pretty basic - small bedroom, medium sized den/living room, shared kitchen and bathroom. I just checked google maps - the penitentiary isn't that far from Queen's university. There are also a few military bases near there.

    Re: AI

    Just watched the first of three Royal Institution talks on AI - good background info in plain, non-technical language.

    'The Truth about AI 1/3 - 2023 Christmas Lectures with Mike Wooldridge'

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0gZAlZgI34

    Happy New Year to OGH and all the folks here!

    Hoping 2024 is better for all of us. If it isn't, we know where we can come to crab about it. :)

    455:

    Happy New Year to one and all, particularly SFReader who beat me to the punch! :-D

    456:

    it is not just NIMBY there's monopoly-as-policy... without choices provided by way of multiple sources (“vendors”) there's no reason for anything to get better... whether its housing, data services, air travel, fresh fruit, medical services, et al, the lack of choices means there is near-zero reason to improve the product on offer and absolute zero incentive to ever lower the prices charged

    to consider the effects of anti-monopoly policies in the form of regulated competition, please consider the price charged for long distance phone calls across North America...

    in the 1940s NYC to LA was eqv of US$12/minute (or maybe US$23? Calculations are non-linear due to switch from gold standard to fiat currency) but by the 1990s it was US$0.05/minute.... now in the 2020s there is no separate charges for calls based upon distance if you are calling someone in the 'lower 48'...

    couple years ago I got myself a no-frills smartphone for US$50 and a basic mobile phone service of voice/text for US$25/month and if I hustled around comparing I might find something about US$18/month... no data since I'm not much on moving around...

    perspective: in the 1990s my landline phone bills were about US$90/month which is inflation adjusted is about US$215/month in 2023 dollars... so I now have better use of a better quality product (mobility + text + voice mail + built in roldex) for less than 14% per month of that stationary landline... and the kicker being that with more competition the price would be lower and the minimal package of services would be greater... there are places in the world where phone services are better-cheaper-smoother than New York City...

    given the horrific snarl of paperwork it takes about a decade to build affordable housing in New York City and by that time the paint has dried what was intended as 'low end' apartments are now viewed by middle class folk as something tolerable (as in, “something better than nothing”) due to dire need thus leading to lowering expectations along with allocating an ever larger percentage of income towards basic housing...

    then there's all manner of tweaks and workarounds... there was quasi-airBnB before there was a formalized mega-website for airBnB... illegal short term rentals and studio apartments turned into boarding houses for four strangers jammed into less than 200 SQ FT... as far back as the 1980s I knew of H1B visa computer consultants from India (and Estonia and Pakistan and Lebanon) whose 'employment agency' was also their slumlord... near-impossible for someone coming off the airplane to rent an apartment and they each intended to rough it in order to send home as much of each paycheck as feasible... so... four men in a studio

    and this had to be known to the city government, hmmm?

    457:

    so... for those already in 2024 please provide intel to those of us in 2023 on how best to survive the remainder...

    458:

    @457 - So far I'm disappointed that there are no talking dogs. We were supposed to get talking dogs!

    "The year is 2024 - a future you will probably live to see"

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Boy_and_His_Dog_%281975_film%29

    459:

    Follow-up post: Total cost for the US alone in The War Against Terror (TWAT) was about $8 Trillion. Homelessness is a policy choice.

    I think it important to remember that most of that money was spent in America, and benefited American corporations/business owners. That's a pretty big lobby against redirecting the money to other uses, even if it would be more beneficial for more people. Eisenhower's thoughts on the military-industrial complex spring to mind, as do Butler's.

    460:

    to consider the effects of anti-monopoly policies in the form of regulated competition, please consider the price charged for long distance phone calls across North America

    As someone who worked in the phone business at the start of deregulation, for decades the system was set up to subsidize personal use through extra charges on business users. Long distance was mostly used by businesses so was one of the services that was charged more than the cost of providing it to subsidize local residential lines.

    A note here for UK users: in North America local calls were (and still are) billed at a flat rate per month no matter how many (or few) calls you make. Business lines were charged a higher flat rate because they were more likely to be in use (especially during peak hours) so required more provisioning. (This is one of the things that caused problems with early computer networking, as a modem call totally bollixes up the provisioning calculations.)

    The deal behind the regulated monopoly that was the Bell System was that residential customers got affordable local calling (which was all most people used back then) and an extremely reliable system. Extremely reliable, like one hour downtime in 40 years reliable. A lot of the resistance to any change to the system was that any opening up to competition risked lowering that reliability. The system was designed to work as a trusted whole, from the phone wired to the wall to the top-level exchange. (Plug in your own cheap phone and who knows what that might do to the line card!)

    Opening up the long distance market to competition lowered long distance costs but raised the cost of local calls, as they were no longer being subsidized by long distance users. There were lots of arguments over how much long distance companies should pay local companies, because of course without the local companies there would be no long distance calls (as no one would have phones).

    Competition also lowered the reliability of the network. Outages are more common than they used to be by nearly an order of magnitude. One might argue that the changed price structure and increased services make that an acceptable trade-off, but that discussion never actually happened; instead the loss of reliability was simply not mentioned by those pushing the Brave New World of increased competition. (Indeed, some of those pushing the new model actually claimed it would increase reliability, because The Invisible Hand would work its magic or something like that.)

    Related to that, in the old days if your phone didn't work you contacted Bell and they found and fixed the problem. After deregulation if your phone didn't work you had to diagnose which of the many companies providing your phone service needed to fix it and persuade them to actually find and fix the problem, when their first-level customer support usually just blamed another company. Residential customer satisfaction with the phone system as a whole lowered after deregulation, although businesses and those that made long distance calls were happy with lower business rates and long-distance charges. (I don't know what current satisfaction numbers are — I left the business and don't have access to that data.)

    461:

    TWAT: Cute and sophomoric. Also misogynistic.

    It's usually called the war on terror. Formally, the Global War on Terrorism or GWOT.

    462:

    A note here for UK users: in North America local calls were (and still are) billed at a flat rate per month no matter how many (or few) calls you make.

    Well, sort of. Over the last 2 decades land lines (local calls) have been falling through the floor. To the extend the local "Bells" are dropping the option. Sort of.

    If you want a "local line" these day in most of the country you'll get an internet connection to a box that converts things back to a POTS circuit. Even if you don't buy Internet from said company.

    Basically for people under 40 and especially for those under 30, getting a phone line isn't even considered. They have a cell phone.

    The old business models are completely broken. It is no longer a guaranteed return on capital as it was during regulation. Which is why AT&T keeps trying to get into the TV business. Except the younger folks are also ignoring that now. Verizon seems to have made a better bet by building out their cell tower network better and earlier than everyone else. But also have managed to piss off most everyone who is considering buying a cell phone.

    Anyway, times have certainly changed from my pre-school days in the later 50s when we had a party line. Back about 1970, my aunt, who worked as a local Bell operator, ordered a new phone in rotary black when she moved. Colors and touch tone cost about a $1 extra each per month then. The installer showed up and tried hard to sell her on a color. She refused. So he got out a white phone and a can of black spray paint and went to work.

    463:

    Jon Meltzer @ 458:

    @457 - So far I'm disappointed that there are no talking dogs. We were supposed to get talking dogs!

    "The year is 2024 - a future you will probably live to see"

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Boy_and_His_Dog_%281975_film%29

    ... and flying cars.

    464:

    Robert Prior @ 460:

    to consider the effects of anti-monopoly policies in the form of regulated competition, please consider the price charged for long distance phone calls across North America

    As someone who worked in the phone business at the start of deregulation, for decades the system was set up to subsidize personal use through extra charges on business users. Long distance was mostly used by businesses so was one of the services that was charged more than the cost of providing it to subsidize local residential lines.

    A note here for UK users: in North America local calls were (and still are) billed at a flat rate per month no matter how many (or few) calls you make. Business lines were charged a higher flat rate because they were more likely to be in use (especially during peak hours) so required more provisioning. (This is one of the things that caused problems with early computer networking, as a modem call totally bollixes up the provisioning calculations.)

    In some locales in the U.S. local residential telephone service was on a tiered basis ... not the word I'm looking for but it wasn't always "flat rate per month". You were allowed a certain number of minutes usage per month (a high number, but still a limit) and if you exceeded that limit, your phone bill went UP for the month and your family got a new HIGHER flat rate for the following month.

    Learned that as a teenager. Plus "local" was a kind of flexible term. There were local phone companies that were NOT owned by Bell & their boundaries sometimes constrained "local" in odd ways. In Durham, NC we were an island of General Telephone in a sea of Bell ...

    My best friend lived all of 3 miles away when I was a teenager, but it was still a long distance call because his family lived in Bell territory.

    Competition also lowered the reliability of the network. Outages are more common than they used to be by nearly an order of magnitude. One might argue that the changed price structure and increased services make that an acceptable trade-off, but that discussion never actually happened; instead the loss of reliability was simply not mentioned by those pushing the Brave New World of increased competition. (Indeed, some of those pushing the new model actually claimed it would increase reliability, because The Invisible Hand would work its magic or something like that.)

    I must say I never saw a drop-off in reliability with deregulation. Even after Hurricane Fran when my power was off for a month, I had phone service uninterrupted.

    The only way it affected me was I had to CHOOSE a long distance provider (AT&T). My employer chose a different one (MCI), so whenever I had to make a long distance call for their business, I had to dial an "800" number, enter my company issued MCI calling card number, and then the number I wanted to call.

    OTOH, Raleigh & Durham became part of a wider local calling area so it was no longer a long distance call to talk to my Mom over in Durham.

    Related to that, in the old days if your phone didn't work you contacted Bell and they found and fixed the problem. After deregulation if your phone didn't work you had to diagnose which of the many companies providing your phone service needed to fix it and persuade them to actually find and fix the problem, when their first-level customer support usually just blamed another company. Residential customer satisfaction with the phone system as a whole lowered after deregulation, although businesses and those that made long distance calls were happy with lower business rates and long-distance charges. (I don't know what current satisfaction numbers are — I left the business and don't have access to that data.)

    Personally, my only dissatisfaction was with Southern Bell's ducked-up billing and arrogant attitude toward resolving customer complaints.

    But I don't think that was any different from the days when they were a monopoly, which they still were for Raleigh residential customers - it was Southern Bell or do without. You could dispute an unfair charge, but you still had to pay it or they'd cut your phone off.

    Note: This was MY experience dealing with The Phone Company here in Durham & Raleigh North Carolina. YMMV!

    465:

    TWAT: Cute and sophomoric

    That's open to interpretation. At least in Australian English you can twat someone as well as being a twat. But then we also benefit from the efforts of people like Germaine Greer back when she was a feminist, greatly librating the use of the C word that I probably shouldn't write here, despite it being almost as flexible as fuck.

    In the local vernacular you could hear "don't just stand there ya fucken c..., twat the fucken twat if he's being a c...". Probably not in parliament, but not far outside it... as DJ Fuknukle showed with our favourite "I didn't actually hit her" PM.

    466:

    Re: '... getting a phone line isn't even considered. They have a cell phone.'

    And they can move anywhere in the country and not have to change their phone number if they've already got country-wide calling. One less time-wasting hassle for people who've moved/relocated because of their job.

    The local unregulated (unmaintained) landline scenario is now the local unregulated (unmaintained) internet provider scenario. Not good esp. since increasingly more communications and commerce are dependent on the InterWeb.

    467:

    "It's usually called the war on terror. Formally, the Global War on Terrorism or GWOT."

    Is it really? Gosh, silly me. I can't imagine however I managed to miss such a thoroughly marketed and utterly meaningless term that dominated public discourse for 20 years.

    Branding aside, the actual effect of that moronic exercise was about 900,000 dead with no net positive effect on any part of the world outside the board rooms and quarterly reports of a number of arms manufacturers. At least two countries were pounded to rubble, one of which looks almost exactly the same as it did in August of 2000, except with a lot more corpses.

    Americans, Brits and others did get a whole new generation of traumatized servicepersons to 'thank for their service' while also allowing unconscionable numbers of them to commit suicide and/or spiral into homelessness. So there is that.

    I have spent the past 22 years appalled and disgusted at the colossal waste of human life and potential that the so-called 'Global War on Terror' was so obviously going to become that I have allowed myself the occasional sophomoric word. A more accurate name would be 'The Monstrous Clusterfuck That Always Happens When Leaders Drink Their Own Koolaid', but that doesn't acronym well.

    468:

    "If you want a "local line" these day in most of the country you'll get an internet connection to a box that converts things back to a POTS circuit. Even if you don't buy Internet from said company.

    Basically for people under 40 and especially for those under 30, getting a phone line isn't even considered. They have a cell phone."

    ?? I have never had a "land line" for any functions other than interwebnettery and catching scammers, and I'm 61 years old. Real callers (including those older than me) know to use my cell.

    469:

    A more accurate name would be 'The Monstrous Clusterfuck That Always Happens When Leaders Drink Their Own Koolaid', but that doesn't acronym well.

    Maybe the Military Industrial Complexes' Ratfucking Of...Citizens And Democratic Societies?

    The first five words lend themselves to a pungent backronym at least.

    470:

    David L @ 462:

    The old business models are completely broken. It is no longer a guaranteed return on capital as it was during regulation. Which is why AT&T keeps trying to get into the TV business. Except the younger folks are also ignoring that now. Verizon seems to have made a better bet by building out their cell tower network better and earlier than everyone else. But also have managed to piss off most everyone who is considering buying a cell phone.

    I think Altel built that cell network, and Verizon acquired it when they acquired Altel.

    IIRC, I got my first cell phone in 1991**. The carrier was Cellular One. I chose them because they had the best coverage in central & eastern North Carolina. My job with the alarm company required me to carry a pager & I'd get pinged by the office (Atlanta & later Greensboro) several times a day and I'd have to find a pay phone to call in.

    Pay phones were already beginning to get scarce (actual phone BOOTHS were a thing long past; even Superman couldn't find a phone BOOTH) & with the cell phone, I could call from INSIDE my truck I didn't have to shout to be heard over external noise or get things repeated multiple times so I could hear them.

    Cellular One was bought out by GTE (who I think later became Sprint), who in turn were bought by Altel ... whose network was what Verizon wanted when they bought them.

    Worked out pretty well for me because with each acquisition the area where I could call from, without incurring roaming charges, got more inclusive.

    **Could have been any time from 1989 to 1991.

    471:

    paws4thot @ 468:

    "If you want a "local line" these day in most of the country you'll get an internet connection to a box that converts things back to a POTS circuit. Even if you don't buy Internet from said company.
    Basically for people under 40 and especially for those under 30, getting a phone line isn't even considered. They have a cell phone."

    ?? I have never had a "land line" for any functions other than interwebnettery and catching scammers, and I'm 61 years old. Real callers (including those older than me) know to use my cell.

    So, how did you communicate with family, friends & collegues for the first 30 years of your life without a land line telephone?

    I didn't get internet until late 1994 and I was a fairly early adopter among the general population - those who are NOT computer science researchers ...

    And even when I got the internet, it was Dial-Up ... you had to have a phone line for that.

    Before that I was using dial-up to call local BBS ~ 10 years or so. I didn't get a "dedicated" internet connection until the late 90s - and that was ADSL (IF you could afford it, you could get a T1 line ... but that was still a land line).

    And as I've noted before I was also a fairly early adopter of cell phones (1991) & that service wasn't good enough to completely replace land lines for another couple of decades.

    472:

    All the horseshit I had to put up with in 2023 & I still didn't get a pony for Christmas!

    473:

    O "...a personal land line..." - Happy now?

    474:

    In Oz "landline" seems to be bundled with wired internet, for a while even complete with a battery in/near the modem so it works for a bit during a power cut. Or used to be, I have cable internet and no battery but apparently still have a phone line or at least a landline phone number. I don't think I own a phone that I copuld plug into it if I knew which sockets work (the house was plaugued with them when we move in and I keep removing them when they annoy me - mostly when painting skirting boards.

    Todays "fun" projct is removing the extractor fan that (used to) suck oily crap from the stove into the ceiling cavity. I figure I'm scraping/sanding/patching the kitchen ceiling, I might as well fix the annoying hole in it while I'm there.

    475:

    I have never had a "land line" for any functions other than interwebnettery and catching scammers, and I'm 61 years old. Real callers (including those older than me) know to use my cell.

    What did you have for a phone prior to 1990 or so? Or were you with your parents?

    476:

    We were part of a trial where most the local copper phone lines got replaced as far as the poles in the road - its only copper from pole to house.

    We pointed out that due to a hill between us and the nearest major town (pop 50,000) 8 miles away we cannot even get text, on our mobiles so in a power cut we are cut off from 999 services. They suggested we could buy an £85 backup power supply. We were cheesed off but asked for detail, but they never got back to us.

    The trial was a success and is now being duplicated widely with power supplies handed out for free if needed. Its amazing anyone joins BT.

    So, I would settle for text, normal phone services or 4G arriving here sometime this decade...

    477:

    How is beaming TV channels into Afghanistan going to work when the Taliban (post Russian invasion pre 9/11) in Kabul had residents hanging their TVs from telephone poles in the street because watching TV meant they might not be spending all their spare time reading the magic book of all necessary wisdom?

    478:

    IIRC Telstra (formerly the state-owned monopoly) has nano-cells in its 4G wifi routers that you can optionally set up to share with other Telstra opt-ins via joining a "Telstra local wifi" opt-in thing. I'm not sure of the details because the liability for anything that's done with said wifi rests with the person named on the contract and that seems unattractive to me. (Viz, if J Random joins the thing then walks over to my house to DL their child porn, I'm the one that's liable even though Telstra have to know who J Random is for the system to work)

    479:

    4G arriving here sometime this decade...

    So is 5G not a government conspiracy and cancer causing tech that will never get there? At least in the UK like it is in the US?

    I mean do you even want 4G. We have people over here wearing amulets to ward off 4G/5G signals so they can stay healthy. I believe Amazon has a big collection of choices.

    480:

    In the US Spectrum (A mostly coax to the site old time (via many mergers) cable company) does similar. But you're not on the hook.

    If you use THEIR Wi-Fi then don't opt out of a thing you 99.999% of the time don't know about (residential and business), in addition to your Wi-Fi your router/AP SSID they offer up a "hidden" SSID that other Spectrum customers can use as they wander about. They hype the use of this a lot without really every discussing how it works. There is ongoing debate of whether or not this subtracts from your paid for speed.

    AT&T does something similar but I'm not sure if they enable residential APs to be a part of it.

    481:

    Not a perfect solution, but much better than the one which was tried (go in kill lots of people, effect zero change, squander trillions).

    Maybe spend a couple billion a year parachuting internet enabled devices into the region, combined with unlimited free internet via satellite?

    It's clear that 'invade and make a western liberal democracy' was a REALLY DUMB IDEA that got a lot of people killed (and a lot of other people rich).

    482:

    https://archive.is/EYocf

    "Britain’s Economy Is ‘Not Working.’ Here Are 2 Key Reasons."

    yo! netflix!

    this? this one article could become basis for a semi-horrid present day multi-season drama focused upon businesses struggling to avoid bankruptcy

    483:

    Here in NE London, we were told that POTS was going to be switched off & we were going to VOIP.
    Supposed to have happened last month, or even November, but I have received zero notification & now don't know what our phone status is.
    I was hoping for notification, because we have a glitch ( Probably caused by the last time we had an engineer round ) ... so that a "land-line" call drops our internet connection on disconnection - it then takes 20-90 seconds to re-handshake.
    Um.

    484:

    Warlike and not kind? Preposterous egotists negotiating international solipsism? Seven-headed idol to strike tomorrow over redundant masonry?

    485:

    squander trillions

    Not really squandered so much as allocated to the right investors. Next you'll be saying that paying $100 a vial for insulin is squandering money too!

    (Sarcasm, hopefully obviously.)

    486:

    We have people over here wearing amulets to ward off 4G/5G signals so they can stay healthy. I believe Amazon has a big collection of choices.

    I picked up a pyramid on sale that not only wards off the malign 5G EMFs but also helps with chakra alignment. It looks cool as a paperweight and does everything I expected of it.

    "Orgone Pyramid Aquamarine Energy Generator with Emf Protection for Chakra Healing/Meditation Yoga Development- Balancing Positive Energy!"

    https://m.media-amazon.com/images/W/MEDIAX_792452-T1/images/I/41VLSaMyJ3L._AC_.jpg

    487:

    They were offered the chance to leave the middle ages behind but, lots of the men there decided that they like being ignorant, women hating arseholes.

    Seems to be a bit of a problem round the world that a proportion of people in any population are terrified of change and would rather live in the world as it was for their parents and grand parents than accept something new.

    And re: "Orgone". In the early 70's Hawkwind had a song (its certainly on the Space Ritual live album) called "Orgone Accumulator", so its not exactly a new dumb idea.

    488:

    and does everything I expected of it.

    May I appropriate this phrase? I like it.

    At a recent tech club meeting there was a lady there who was having some issues running her astrology program. I told her we'd help with the program, but don't allow religion to be discussed at the meeting. I think she got upset.

    489:

    Seems to be a bit of a problem round the world that a proportion of people in any population are terrified of change and would rather live in the world as it was for their parents and grand parents than accept something new.

    I knew these folks existed. But I didn't realize how they might be the majority in most places until I got into my 50s and 60s. Men/women relations, medical treatments, jobs, food, zoning/construction, energy, etc...

    Howard NYC mentioned "Britain’s Economy Is ‘Not Working.’ Here Are 2 Key Reasons."

    This is an article from the US (and UK?) edition Guardian that I read this morning about how most of the UK economy is becoming stagnant as most anything that changes the tourist vision of areas held by locals is blocked by local councils and citizens. New power lines, new industry, etc...

    490:

    Have you not heard of the actual thing Hawkwind were singing about?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orgone

    I wonder if you could line the insides of those portable site toilet cabinets with tin foil and coin it in hiring them to New Agey defecators.

    491:

    Electricity networks:

    Yes, this is a mess. Once upon a time it was fairly simple. There were a few big power stations feeding power to the National Grid, and hence to consumers of all sizes. Those power stations were in the vicinity of the big consumers (mostly cities), so most of the power didn't have too far to go: the job of the National Grid was to balance a shortfall here with a surplus there. It was all pretty stable, making use of infrastructure put in place decades ago. Changes were gradual, and the system that handled those changes was sized appropriately.

    Then solar and wind power suddenly became big things. The last month, thanks to various storms, wind was generating ~50% of UK power. Unfortunately wind power is not like fossil fuel generation. Wind power is (a) spread out, and (b) largely in Scotland. The current National Grid isn't set up for either of these. Scotland is sparsely populated compared to England, so it has few power stations and its part of the NG is sized appropriately. But now electricity generated by wind turbines in Scotland has to be shipped to southern England, and the old grid can't cope.

    Meanwhile lots of landowners all over the country are discovering that a solar farm is a money spinner, and if you can put a wind farm on top, solar panels below, and sheep to keep the grass short underneath, then it looks even better. So there is a backlog for connecting new generators up to the grid.

    This backlog is cited in the article you linked to as "15 years". Actually its not that bad. The system was set up for a small number of big customers who would, in good faith, ask for a slot and expect to get one in the next year or two, which was fine for planning purposes and meant that you could build something and safely assume that a backhoe and a truck with some big cables in it would turn up on the promised date.

    Unfortunately when the backlog started to develop, a bunch of chancers submitted the bare minimum paperwork required to get a slot in the queue without any intention of actually building anything. Then they approach any likely project and offer to "partner" with them, meaning they sell their slot to someone who can actually use it. The chancer pockets a nice wodge of cash, and the actual developer gets to jump the queue.

    If the capacity of the National Grid connection department was increased to meet the demand, I expect most of that backlog would evaporate. Alternatively they could triage the connection requests to sort out the real projects from the paper ones.

    492:

    I've never seen anyone burning thru a third of a gigabuck faster than an imploding crypto currency...

    ...till Japan Airlines Flight 516

    officials announced zero passenger died which is mind boggling good news

    something so spectacular will for sure be made into a two hour 'docu-drama' by Netflix within next three months... just too tempting

    https://nyti.ms/48gu4OY

    493:

    No. Had never worried about it. Just assumed it was some hippy, acid head, new age yogic bollocks.

    My main memory of the gig is of being hit in the back of the head by a thrown can which I prefer to think was half full of beer... Apart from the bruise, it was a good gig (Lemmy on bass), though I was still at school, so the number of gigs to compare it with was pretty small.

    494:

    Hawkwinds main achievement was firing Lemmy and freeing him up to found Motörhead.

    495:

    David L @ 489
    The UK economy is stagnating for a very simple reason: BREXSHIT And, unless Starmer switches & says that actually it was a disaster, as proven by the economics, so we cannot possibly "Make Brexshit work" - then it won't get any better.

    Howard NYC
    Apparently this is the first serious accident to happen to one ( of this model) of the plane in question. It's all new-build composites etc, so the Japanes equivalent of the Air Investigation Board are going to have a fun time. Incidentally it looks ( & I emphasise LOOKS ) as if it was a standard problem - the Jap coastguard pilot will have had very basic English & hadn't a clue & then got in the way, because he was & is stupid - pity he managed to kill all his crew, though.
    Incidentally, your link doesn't work here: Try this one instead

    496:

    BREXSHIT

    From my reading Brexit was a huge drag on the economy there. And it seems most of the population (electroate?) seem to agree. Which is making the Tories look worse than a few months ago.

    But this article was about people trying to expand new things from lab / small scale up to a small factory and getting stuck. And it happening all over. Basically about NIMBY only with a business twist.

    497:

    "Maybe spend a couple billion a year parachuting internet enabled devices into the region, combined with unlimited free internet via satellite?"

    Yeah, but we're talking about the Taliban here. Anyone found with one would be executed and the kit would be confiscated across the country and then sold on - by the ISO container to their cousins in Pakistan.

    We are talking about the organisation that so hates the manufacture of drugs that they turned it into a monopoly for the state.

    498:

    Greg, don't jump to conclusions about the accident.

    To a first approximation, what we know is that on landing, the A350 collided with a Dash-8 carrying disaster relief supplies that was preparing for departure. The A350 was evacuated successfully; only one of the six people on the Dash-8 survived.

    Beyond that ...

    It might have been an air traffic control fault that cleared the Dash-8 to enter the runway before the A350 had cleared it.

    Or it might have been the Dash-8 pilot failing to hold short of the runway threshold and getting clipped.

    Or the Dash-8 might have failed to hold short because of a technical failure -- fault with the braking system, perhaps.

    Or maybe the A350 pilot flying was partially at fault for failing to spot the Dash-8 and go around.

    ... Or any combination of the above, or even something else.

    The point is, we don't know and can't know until there's been a full investigation.

    499:

    +1, in Spades. I don't normally do this, but maybe unpublish the relevant part of Greg's comment?

    500:

    Not doing that because I want the rebuttal to the stupid shit to be readable in context.

    Greg knows enough about accident investigation protocol -- from the railway side, which aviation investigations largely copied -- to know better.

    501:

    You are missing my point. A better option that the invasion would have been, quite literally, to do nothing. The invasion was a bloody catastrophe that UTTERLY AND COMPLETELY FAILED. Many people died and nothing changed.

    Also, to respond to your earlier post - The Afghans weren't 'offered a chance', they were invaded by foreign powers who had no idea how to effect a transformation in Afghanistan, and who lacked the will or resources to spend the 60 years, hundred thousand soldiers lives and 100 trillion dollars it would have cost to actually transform the civil society in that country.

    It was a doomed project from the beginning. This was obvious to everyone AT THE TIME of invasion. Iraq was worse, and even more doomed.

    All that money, all that mobilization and human potential, should have been put to better use.

    502:

    Nation-building projects by the Western allies have worked in the past, but only where the conquered/occupied people wanted to be rebuilt along western lines. It worked in post-Nazi Germany, Japan, and South Korea; to a lesser extent it worked elsewhere in Europe (eg. post-Fascist Italy). Germany and Japan need little explanation -- both sophisticated societies that had gone through a period of collective insanity but had the human capital to rebuild. South Korea was a dictatorship until the late 1970s, but again: built human capital post-1953 and the project of reconstruction wasn't inimical.

    Iraq, in hindsight, was as brittle as Yugoslavia: a seemingly monolithic modern state ruled by a dictator who in actual fact was bareback-riding an entire herd of wild horses who didn't want to keep going in the same direction after he fell off/died. (We see much the same picture in Syria today.) And Afghanistan isn't really a state in any modern sense of the word. It's a capital city and supporting region surrounded by tribal territories. You can't conquer them without massive force: a proper boots-on-the-ground ratio of one occupation troop per 20 civilians might do it, but then we're talking millions of soldiers over a period of decades. The US/coalition attempt at nation building in Afg was half-hearted at best and technocratic, focusing on the bits the occupiers knew and understood while ignoring everything not illuminated by the central street light (which was the whole problem in the first place).

    503:

    Ok, fair enough. Perhaps Greg should take note of the strength of feeling there is about ill-informed speculation on serious accidents though?

    504:

    Earlier thread gone quiet, therefore: PLEASE DON'T INVENT THE TORMENT NEXUS As Nicol Williamson so ponderously intoned in the movie Excalibur, "Too late, too late." https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2018/03/human-existence-will-look-more-miraculous-the-longer-we-survive/554513/ But if this observer selection bias applies to bizarre disasters like vacuum decay it seems as though it should subjectively foreclose any branching many-worlds path that ends in one’s own death. I began to think back to my own existential close calls, like a childhood car crash where the truck bumper of a drunk driver plowed through the side window of my mom’s station wagon and missed my head by inches. Am I a biased observer of that accident? After all, I can’t find myself today to be one of the many versions of me that got killed in this childhood crash. “Doesn’t that lead,” I asked, “To a really bizarre world in which you should never expect to die?” “So there would be nothing that protects you from slow decrepitude,” he said. “This is a defense against instantaneous, violent death, which you will find was avoided, but anything that sort of maims or injures or mangles you or whatever is still fair game.” This condition of eternal torment, where one might survive arbitrarily long by subjectively navigating the narrowing tributaries of the many-worlds time lines, staying alive through increasingly—and eventually astronomically—unlikely life paths, is known as quantum immortality, or quantum hell. “Quantum immortality is one of the scariest ideas imaginable,” says Oxford’s Sandberg. The topic has even become something of a taboo among physicists who think its widespread dissemination might encourage an amateur physicist with the courage of their convictions to try their hand at Russian roulette.

    505:

    what's notable about Japan Airlines Flight 516 is not the total loss of the airframe but those brief courses provided to flight attendants based upon decades-old training content plus specialized hardware in the airframe made possible a full evac so quickly there were zero fatalities... literally a case of a crash you get to walk away from

    as to causes...?

    ATCs world wide are unstaffed, overworked, disrespected... the tech utilized in managing flights is hardly optimum

    OBTW there was an earthquake, which Japan is in midst of S&R

    506:

    »The US/coalition attempt at nation building in Afg was half-hearted at best and technocratic,«

    I would have called both that and several previous adventures for "missionary", but not based on christianity as such, but on the belief that "USA is God's Own Country."

    One should not underestimate how comprehensively every child in USA is indoctrinated with that message, nor how crippling it becomes for their understanding of the rest of the world:

    When USA is God's Own Country, why even bother learning about the other ones, they must (by definition!) be inferior!

    The entire "They will greet us as liberators" expectation, in armies both military and touristic, comes from the belief, that the rest of the world will do /anything/ to be allowed to become "an american", including ditch their language, religion, culture, mains frequency and instruments of measurement, once they get the chance.

    To me it looks like it is a delusion all empires fall victim to sooner or later, and always with the same ruinous results.

    507:

    You can't conquer them without massive force: a proper boots-on-the-ground ratio of one occupation troop per 20 civilians might do it,

    IIRC General Shinseki got himself PNGed by pointing out that it would take something like 1 in 50. Which was likely optimistic.

    508:

    Someone who knew some Afghan experts said that they said that the west (shorthand for ...) had 6 months to conquer the Taliban and 12 months to get out, or the Afghans would see it as an occupation, and they have SOP for dealing with occupations. As we then saw.

    While Iraq and Syria probably were as brittle as Yugoslavia, the events there were confounded by the USA deliberately playing divide-and-rule in the former, and initiating the conflict by funding and arming rebels (some of whom later turned into Da'esh) from 2010 onwards in the latter, and THEN playing divide-and-conquer.

    509:

    Consider a game of chance, with the probability of survival dropping exponentially with each round. While, in theory, there's a chance of indefinite life, that's not where the smart money goes.

    510:

    1 in 50 is the standard figure for an occupation force, and might have worked for Iraq, but Afghanistan is a special case - as I said, they have SOP for occupations, which few other countries do! 1 in 20 seems more plausible.

    511:

    Charlie & paws ( & anybody else )
    I was, admiitedly "jumping to a conclusion on insufficient evidence" but ....
    Like Charlie says - we will find out - & like I said "LOOKS" - & appearances can be deceptive, right?

    Rocketjps
    Not quite.
    Through the late 1950's & onwards, Afghanistan was modernising & "civilising" quite well, thank you very much ... then the fucking stupd Soviets invaded 24/12/1979, because their previous puppet government(s) hadn't been compliant enough. Though I agree with: they were invaded by foreign powers who had no idea how to effect a transformation in Afghanistan - which in the period approx up until 1973 had been progressing quite well, allowing for the usual amounts of graft & corruption, of course(!)

    Charlie @ 502
    Not sure I agree about Syria, though it's clear that the Al-Assad family has got to go.

    Howard NYC
    ATCs world wide are unstaffed, overworked, disrespected... the tech utilized in managing flights is hardly optimum - for which we have fucking STUPID Ronnie Raygun to thank, yes?
    The US Air Traffic Controllers' strike, way back when, um, err ... as , yes: 1981)

    Which reminds me ... I have an Accident report to read ... Where, it seems, there was a REALLY MAJOR FIGHT between fucking stupid, ignorant, arrogant ScotPlod & the RAIB, who { I am told } had to go to the really senior people in Scottish Law, to allow the actual statutory body ( The RAIB, of course ) to actually investigate the crash, without not just - interference from wankers in blue who had zero idea of how to proceed - but being barred from the site(!)
    This had already happened once before, when a train, very slowly, fell off a very soggy embankment to the the E of Glasgow, near Coatbridge, IIRC, & Scot Plod interviewed every passenger to ask if they had derailed the train they were passengers on (!)
    Yes, really, ScotPlod truly are that unbelievably thick & arrogant.

    512:

    I sort of assumed the purpose of the invasion was to try to destroy the physical and political infrastructure of the Taliban who had supported Bin Laden's aspirations to spread Jihad to the west.

    That succeeded.

    However, to destroy the Taliban completely would have involved major strikes against a number of other countries which, politically, was not possible - and merely encouraged new lookalikes.

    After that came mission creep and where it failed was in - after 5 years - not realising that lots of Muslims in Afghanistan, the neighbouring countries and well heeled middle east liked what the Taliban were doing and supported its remaining and emerging leaders in locations the US rarely strayed into - such as Waziristan.

    It was someone sticking it to Uncle Sam and the western kafirs. Changing their minds would be a multigenerational task and, frankly, not worth the effort. The money would have been better spent investing in wind power.

    The Taliban are rather like Pratchett's deep down dwarves. The other dwarves like to know someone, somewhere, is maintaining the old ways and keeping the faith. Away from the cities, in the rural areas where there is no education, the law is what the elders say it is and there is nothing to look forward to, its easy to hate.

    513:

    paws4thot @ 473:

    O "...a personal land line..." - Happy now?

    NO, not really. But it's not your fault. I'm just in a grumpy mood today.

    514:

    then the fucking stupd Soviets invaded 24/12/1979

    And then the Americans (through Pakistan) supported warlords and fundamentalist fighters (including likely the Taliban) to fight the Soviets, and provided arms and training for fighters.

    There's a certain element of roosting corvids at work here…

    515:

    Grant @ 476:

    We were part of a trial where most the local copper phone lines got replaced as far as the poles in the road - its only copper from pole to house.

    We pointed out that due to a hill between us and the nearest major town (pop 50,000) 8 miles away we cannot even get text, on our mobiles so in a power cut we are cut off from 999 services. They suggested we could buy an £85 backup power supply. We were cheesed off but asked for detail, but they never got back to us.

    I suspect it's an "uniterruptible power supply" ... don't know if THEY make one specifically for FTTC telephone (fiber to the curb) systems.

    https://www.amazon.co.uk/s?k=uninterruptible+power+supply&crid=2WY5K5EOS5BSB&sprefix=uniter%2Caps%2C184&ref=nb_sb_ss_ts-doa-p_1_6

    I have one here for each of my computer systems & my NAS.

    The one for my "goofing off on the internet" computer also powers the cable modem (which the phone plugs in to) and my router.

    The trial was a success and is now being duplicated widely with power supplies handed out for free if needed. Its amazing anyone joins BT.

    So, I would settle for text, normal phone services or 4G arriving here sometime this decade...

    If the power goes off, I have about half an hour to shut down systems "gracefully" & if necessary call the electric company to report the outage and/or 911 (U.S. equivalent to 999). AFter that I have to use my cellphone to call.

    If the cable (internet provider) goes out, I can use the cellphone to call Spectrum's [EXPLETIVE!! DELETED!!] Tech Support. I have their number programmed on "speed-dial".

    516:

    Moz @ 478:

    IIRC Telstra (formerly the state-owned monopoly) has nano-cells in its 4G wifi routers that you can optionally set up to share with other Telstra opt-ins via joining a "Telstra local wifi" opt-in thing. I'm not sure of the details because the liability for anything that's done with said wifi rests with the person named on the contract and that seems unattractive to me. (Viz, if J Random joins the thing then walks over to my house to DL their child porn, I'm the one that's liable even though Telstra have to know who J Random is for the system to work)

    I have been reliably informed that IF you have your WiFi set up properly, "J Random" shouldn't be able to connect to it without your permission.

    OTOH, the reason I DON'T HAVE WiFi is I'm not confident I can set it up properly. I leave it turned off so "J Random" has to break into the house to get onto my network.

    517:

    Grant @ 487:

    Seems to be a bit of a problem round the world that a proportion of people in any population are terrified of change and would rather live in the world as it was for their parents and grand parents than accept something new.

    Hell, everybody's terrified of change (and well they should be) ... you just have pull on your big girl panties and DEAL WITH IT!

    518:

    Rocketpjs @ 501:

    You are missing my point. A better option that the invasion would have been, quite literally, to do nothing. The invasion was a bloody catastrophe that UTTERLY AND COMPLETELY FAILED. Many people died and nothing changed.

    The failure in Afghanistan was pre-ordained. The Bush administration didn't want to invade Afghanistan at all (no good targets to bomb) so they half-assed it!

    It's probable that an actual effort to get in, get bin Ladin and get out could have succeeded. They should have mounted the kind of operation Obama did to finally get bin Ladin and been done with it. The GWOT would have been over and done.

    The lackadaisical, half-assed, bullshit effort Bush/Cheney were willing to mount never had a chance. They were already pulling resources out to use for the Iraq invasion before they even finished putting the resources in.

    And Iraq was an UTTER FUSTER-CLUCK from BEFORE the get go. Bush/Cheney LOST that war in 1991.

    NEVER SHOULD HAVE FUCKIN' HAPPENED!

    If junior just had to invade somewhere, he should have invaded Kennebunkport!

    519:

    Scotland is not the major supplier of wind power in the UK. Thanks to English Tory MPs need to appease their NIMBY voters in safe rural constituencies new onshore wind power has been effectively halted. So Scotland provides 63 percent of onshore wind power but this is dwarfed by the offshore power which is overwhelming English in the North Sea

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wind_power_in_the_United_Kingdom

    And the storage of wind and solar is being installed rapidly.

    https://youtu.be/BiNIqPJ5As8?si=CIuXjAGIR1fo6h2q

    New technologies like flow batteries can make this even safer and cheaper.

    https://youtu.be/XZ4GlcVCU6E?si=CVi4jtSoNZPQgk6I

    I don’t claim to be an expert in this. My speciality is clinical biochemistry. But as a new electric car user I’m interested in the future of power especially with all the naysayers on the web claiming that EVs will crash the grid.

    520:

    How about solving two problems with one answer?

    Convert unused office buildings to apartments. Now, alla you young 'uns never heard/read about such, and boarding houses, from pre-WWII. A bathroom DOWN THE HALL from your apt (Lenny Bruce had a routine about pissing in the sink).

    And, you could have what socialists were talking about a century and more ago: a centralized kitchen (like in school) and cafeteria. Put a microwave in the apt, and you're good.

    And for the folks with Issues... they don't have to cook, just walk over to the cafeteria. Nor do they have to clean up after dinner. I dunno about you folks, but I have to cook almost every day (Ellen, with fibromyalgia, only does it rarely), unless we call out, maybe once a week. But a lot of folks look at the kitchen, and try to think of something to eat. This solves that.

    521:

    Oh, aye, Bin Laden was supposed to be a super chap back in the 80s.

    And Saddam was supposed to be a compliant puppet ruler.

    522:

    The whole story with Afghanistan is a fuck-up by the US. The Soviets went in... and the US proceeded to arm the warlords, and the Taliban, because EW, COOTIES, I mean, Commonists!

    Then, rather than showing the Taliban evidence, or having them extradite Bin Laden to a third country, nope, we'll bomb you into submission, because we're the GOP in power in the US, the only superpower left, and all will bow before us.

    And Iraq was a lie, from start to finish.

    523:

    I seem to remember us having a problem in England with that sort of crap as well. Didn't Hatfield, for one, have a big problem with stupid plod declaring it a "crime scene" and not letting any knowledgeable investigators get near it?

    524:

    Correction: there were two levels of land line when I was in my teens: basic, which was up to 72 calls per month, and "unlimited", which of course cost more. ALL were for local calls. (I didn't even mention shared lines, which my grandmother had when I was little.)

    Reliability: Yep: copper lines, and PHONE COMPANY BATTERY BACKUPS AND GENERATORS. In '04, in FL, when three hurricanes came through, we were out of power for 10 days. Power went out on Sunday. Cell towers were overwhelmed. Cable (i.e, internet) was out. Land line? Went offline on Monday, I think, Thursday, came up for an hour so I could call my kids, went down, and came up Friday and stayed up, while power only came back Sunday or Monday.

    But SBC (who was hated more than Ma Bell when I moved to Austin the end of '86), and bought AT&T, then renamed itself AT&T, along with the other Baby Bells, all were looking at fibre to the end user. That's what I have now, Verizon's FIOS. And the installation (done before I bought the house) included a battery backup (though I have to replace the battery).

    So, yes, we have a land line. Now, if I could figure out why my son, who has only cell, and maybe google?, can rarely call my land line, and mostly when he does, I can't hear him, but he can hear me.

    ObDisclosure: I worked for Ameritech, a Baby Bell, from '95 to '97, and yes, I had to sign the order, when I was hired, complying with the court's disassembly of Ma Bell in the eighties.

    525:

    Grant @ 512:

    I sort of assumed the purpose of the invasion was to try to destroy the physical and political infrastructure of the Taliban who had supported Bin Laden's aspirations to spread Jihad to the west.

    You assumed wrong. The only purpose of invading Afghanistan was to go through the motions so the U.S. Congress would approve Bush/Cheney's "plan" to invade Iraq. Nothing more.

    That succeeded.

    No it didn't.

    However, to destroy the Taliban completely would have involved major strikes against a number of other countries which, politically, was not possible - and merely encouraged new lookalikes.

    That's true. Particularly Pakistan ... who controlled the supply lines & were providing shelter to the Taliban. In fact, the Taliban is a wholly owned subsidiary of Pakistan's ISI (intelligence agency).

    After that came mission creep and where it failed was in - after 5 years - not realising that lots of Muslims in Afghanistan, the neighbouring countries and well heeled middle east liked what the Taliban were doing and supported its remaining and emerging leaders in locations the US rarely strayed into - such as Waziristan.

    The mission creep came from the U.S. military trying dig themselves out of the shit-pit cesspool they'd been dropped into, AGAIN.

    The difference between Vietnam and Afghanistan is THIS TIME the U.S. military KNEW they were being fucked without even the courtesy of a "reach around"!

    All of the operations in Afghanistan after the first six months (when the Iraq invasion began) were meant to prop up an Afghan National Army just long enough for the U.S. to withdraw - against the wishes (and NON-cooperation) of the Afghani "government" who were NEVER going to be ready.

    The valiant efforts of our NATO & other partners not withstanding, the whole damn thing was A SHAM. The ONLY purpose for mission creep in Afghanistan (after the Iraq invasion) was to position U.S. forces for a "graceful withdrawal".

    "Graceful withdrawal" meant the Afghani government had to survive on their own for six months before collapsing. The Afghani government knew they were for the high jump as soon as the U.S. military left, so they were NEVER going to be ready to stand on their own.

    Would YOU be willing to commit suicide to help an American President to get reelected?

    526:

    Pigeon @ 523
    Maybe - can't remember, either, but I wouldn't be the least bit surprised.

    527:

    Re: 'The difference between Vietnam and Afghanistan ...'

    Both were/are major (illegal) opium producers/exporters and my understanding is that the poppy fields were/are mostly family/clan run. No idea what the addiction rate was for US soldiers returning from Afghanistan but something like 20% of all returning Vietnam vets were heroin addicts.

    Why does no one mention this?

    528:

    'Democracies' In Capatalistic & Kleptocratic Societies?

    It depends on what the meaning of the word 'Of' is

    529:

    I couldn't have been the only one paying attention, but all of what you just wrote was blindingly obvious in 2003 when the war drums were banging all over the place.

    People have been invading Afghanistan and failing horribly since Alexander. To my knowledge there hasn't been a successful invasion in over 2500 years. Occasional conquerings and occupations, but in the end (most of) the invaders leave and it goes back to normal.

    It was profoundly frustrating to know what was going to happen in 2003 and yet also know that all of us could do nothing to stop it.

    If the last 800 years have taught us anything at all, it is that the only way to successfully conquer a place is if it is at least somewhat similar, totally defeated, and you invest massive resources to make it stick. Or a massive genocide like in the Americas (90% disease and then enslaving and murdering many of the rest).

    The Nazis were utterly, irretrievably monstrous in their occupations, and at exactly no point did they control any of their occupied territories. Partisans, resistance and sabotage were constant. To successfully invade anywhere at all would require being worse than the Nazis, and probably still fail. Yes, you can blow a lot of things up and kill a lot of people, but the end result will be failure within a couple of decades at most.

    530:

    People have been invading Afghanistan and failing horribly since Alexander.

    A former CIA analyst I know says that even in December 1979, the opinion was that the Soviet General Staff knew what happens to empires that invade Afghanistan and wouldn't do that. And then they went and did that and the consequences were the same as since Alexander.

    And then America went and did the same.

    I wonder if China will give it a try...

    531:

    One should not underestimate how comprehensively every child in USA is indoctrinated with that message, nor how crippling it becomes for their understanding of the rest of the world:

    Not everyone by a long shot. But those folks get the press.

    I have spent most of my life around that group of people (don't get me started about my mom). And I was never fully accepted as I was prone to saying the silent part out loud. (Excuse me? 2+2 is not 243!) So the inner circles remained mostly closed to me.

    532:

    for which we have fucking STUPID Ronnie Raygun to thank, yes?

    Nope. That was just a data point in a long food fight over ATC and how it should work and how it should be paid for. With different countries having different ideas. And not all of them on the same page either.

    I know an incredibly smart guy. Holds lots of CS patents and is a math PHD. He is convinced we should have switched to free flight 10 or 20 years ago. The computers could handle it. It is a solved problem. Anyone looked close at self driving cars 10 to 20 years from his strong feelings proclaimed to me?

    So he's on one end, and total ATC control of every flight on the other. And a US government procurement system for IT that can't deal with rapidly changing tech. And more.

    One big issue with the ATC system in today's US is that politicians don't way to pay market prices for the bodies needed to staff the centers and over staff them for when things go wrong.

    I could go on but ...

    533:

    I DON'T HAVE WiFi is I'm not confident I can set it up properly.

    Buy a major brand Wi-FI router and set it with a messy password. And apply firmware updates as they come out. Unless someone is after you and serious about it you'll be good.

    534:

    You're describing SROs. Which many vocal middle class folks in the US don't want.

    And you still haven't solved the issues that 80% to 90% of the buildings don't convert for all kinds of reasons. Technical (water and plumbing), zoning, and some people are just against it.

    535:

    Land lines and local calling rates were incredibly state dependent. And varied a lot as to what was included and the pricing. And if a call crossed state lines then the federal rules took over which in many cases was cheaper than calling across town.

    The downfall of the "Bells" in the US really got started when companies got the right to have their own PBX. Which required the computer revolution to happen. Then began a long period of dial around and such and audits to stop it and ....

    A dial around was when a company would use their PBX to call to another PBX in another state and have that PBX call back into your state to cut the total call cost in half or less. It was total nuts. Cell phones IP voice took a while but eventually destroy most of that model. PBX hacking was a thing before most computer hacking as unprotected PBX systems could be found and used to call overseas and such. Managing a PBX was a game of whack a mole in the 80s.

    As to the reliability of the local network, maybe. I lived in West Hartford, CT in the 80s. Our local service was total crap. NyNEX had experimented with a new cable sheath that failed way too quickly and any time it rained we got static on the line and just forget modems. And no they were NOT going to dig up all of those experimental lines to make the phones work. Sorry but it just sucks to be you.

    And let us not even talk about GTE service areas. OMG^10

    The service reputation of the "Bells" was true for some and portrayed as if for all.

    536:

    SFReader @ 527:

    Re: 'The difference between Vietnam and Afghanistan ...'

    Both were/are major (illegal) opium producers/exporters and my understanding is that the poppy fields were/are mostly family/clan run. No idea what the addiction rate was for US soldiers returning from Afghanistan but something like 20% of all returning Vietnam vets were heroin addicts.

    Why does no one mention this?

    I don't think Vietnam was a major opium producer although drugs were readily available. Most of the problem with U.S. soldiers becoming addicted came while on R&R to Thailand, one of the major producers of the "Golden Triangle" - Thailand, Laos & Burma (Myanmar).

    Also, internal U.S. politics over who got drafted & sent to Vietnam.

    The U.S. military in Afghanistan didn't have any draftees. Even the service members who didn't really want to be there were NOT draftees.

    R&R leave was for much shorter periods during the Vietnam War, and soldiers couldn't travel very far - Thailand, the Philippines or maybe if you were really lucky & could make a connection for a military hop** Japan or Australia ... maybe even Hawaii.

    But you had a limited number of days & didn't want to waste them waiting on a flight when there were hops going to Thailand every day.

    And R&R policies changed a lot by the time of the GWOT. You got more time and the government paid for confirmed travel arrangements - no waiting for a hop.

    Most service members took their R&R back home in the states. The military wouldn't approve R&R in a country that had real drug problems (so you couldn't go to Thailand) ... and anyway most of the countries that did have significant drug problems wouldn't welcome Americans anyway.

    So the U.S. military gave you a lot less opportunity to fuck up THAT WAY in Afghanistan OR Iraq (plus drug testing is a very strict thing in the modern U.S. military - one bad test & you can PISS AWAY all your benefits).

    In Afghanistan the Taliban tried to suppress the opium trade by killing any farmers caught growing it, while the U.S. paid the farmers not to grow it (or bought up the crop & destroyed it).

    And while some farmers took the money and grew opium anyway, it appears the U.S. policy was more successful than the Taliban's.

    I dunno' "Carrot & stick" as opposed to just the "stick", but OTOH the U.S. did have a lot more money to use for the carrot.

    **U.S. service members have a privilege or benefit called Space-A travel.

    If the U.S. military has a flight going somewhere (even charter flights) any "empty" seats not filled by "space required" passengers are "space available". If there are 120 seats and only 100 are required the other 20 are filled on a first come/first served by category (priority) basis.

    Rules about Space-A were a lot looser back during Vietnam, but it still didn't give you time to get back to the world on R&R

    537:

    A former CIA analyst I know says that even in December 1979, the opinion was that the Soviet General Staff knew what happens to empires that invade Afghanistan and wouldn't do that. And then they went and did that and the consequences were the same as since Alexander.

    Time to be Pedantic! From ACOUP: https://acoup.blog/2021/08/27/fireside-friday-august-27-2021/ (Dude's a professional historian with PhD and real eloquence). Apologies for the long quote, but it's merited, as the "graveyard of empires" is up there with "tragedy of the commons" as both completely wrong and largely unkillable:

    "This is one of those takes which hits the obnoxiousness sweet-spot of always being offered as a sort of world-weary bit of cynical-but-wise knowledge which is also not only wrong but obviously wrong in a way which can be proved with little more than a brief wiki-walk or google search. First off, this particular phrase isn’t that old only really bursting into use in 2001 when American intervention in Afghanistan was just beginning. It’s also striking the relatively limited historical awareness implied by how this trope is presented: we jump directly from Alexander the Great in 323 BC to the British Anglo-Afghan wars in the 1800s. The trope relies not only on the listener not knowing anything about the missing two millennia, but also not noticing those missing two millennia, being prepared to jump directly from one brief period of European (Macedonian) adventurism in Afghanistan to the next brief period of European (British and Russian) adventurism in Afghanistan. Was Afghanistan on vacation for the intervening 2,100 years?

    "Of course not. Mostly Afghanistan spent that intervening space being the site of large states or ruled from outside by them…which is rather the opposite of what we’d expect for the ‘graveyard of empires.’ It turns out quite a lot of people could and did successfully conquer and rule Afghanistan! One of those successful conquerors of Afghanistan? Alexander the Great. The number of people I have run into who think Alexander lost in Afghanistan is truly dumbfounding; Alexander did conqueror Afghanistan, with his conquests leading (eventually) to the Greco-Bactrian kingdom (generally just called Bactria) which governed the area from 245 BC to its dissolution in 100 BC (230 years after Alexander showed up! Not a bad run). After which, Afghanistan became part of the Parthian Empire, an Iranian empire famous for sparring with the Romans. In the first century AD, the area broke away and founded their own empire, the Kushan Empire which held together until the third century (also a solid run), when the Sassanids, another Iranian empire famous for sparring with the Romans, took over. Later on, the Saffarids, another Persian dynasty, ruled out of Zaranj (itself now in the modern state of Afghanistan) from 861 to 1003 (also not a bad run).

    "Jumping forward (we are skipping some successful rulers of Afghanistan here), the Mongols famously had no problem overrunning the region in 1219, but we should note they weren’t fighting some disorganized tribes but in fact a very well organized state, the Khwarazmian dynasty. The Mongols (in the form of the Ilkhanate) hold most of Afghanistan until 1370 (a quite respectable 150 years) when the area comes under the control of the Timurids, who also handily conquer the area; they lose much of their territory outside Afghanistan in the mid-1400s and fragment, but continue to hold Afghanistan until one of their princes, a fellow named Babur (1483-1530) used Afghanistan as his starting point in forming the Mughal Empire which controlled Afghanistan but also Pakistan and much of modern India at its height. As borders shifted, parts of Afghanistan were controlled by the Indian Mughals, parts by the Iranian Safavids, and parts by the Uzbek Khanate of Bukhara. Then in the mid-1700s, the Afghans founded another of their own empires, the Durrani Empire, which also extended eventually to control much of what is today Pakistan, in addition to Afghanistan. Their control of Afghanistan ended when Dost Mohammad Khan Barakzai made himself the Emir of Afghanistan and you may know that name because this is the fellow the British invaded in 1839 to get rid of because they favored the old Durrani ruler in part due to fears about undue Russian influence.

    "I should note here that of the empires supposedly buried in Afghanistan, only the USSR’s imperial adventure there came meaningfully close, chronologically, to the collapse of its empire. The British war in Afghanistan that everyone remembers is the First Anglo-Afghan war (1839-1842) which one may note comes towards the beginning, not the end, of the long ‘English Summer’ of British dominance in world affairs. The British actually won the later Second Anglo-Afghan War (1878-1880), installing their own choice of ruler in the country. Finally a third Anglo-Afghan War (1919) was a bit more of a wash; the British let Afghanistan go but obtained assurances over the border of the British Raj, which was the only thing the British had really ever cared for in Afghanistan in the first place. Though the British record in the country is perhaps unenviable, the British Empire left Afghanistan in 1919 very much alive. It is hard not to conclude that, of all of the events which occurred in the late 1910s, the final retreat of British influence from Afghanistan cannot make even the top-10 list of ‘things which weakened the British Empire.’

    "It turns out a lot of empires have had very successful times in Afghanistan; the Afghans themselves founded more than a few of them. Of course that means admitting that Afghanistan is not some intractable, naturally un-ruleable country, but merely that this or that (western) power lost there, a thing which happens from time to time to all powers, Great and minor, but which we have come to imagine does not happen to western Great Powers, except against other western Great Powers. But of course this is nonsense too."

    This is an excerpt. It's worth reading all of it.

    538:

    Rocketpjs @ 529:

    I couldn't have been the only one paying attention, but all of what you just wrote was blindingly obvious in 2003 when the war drums were banging all over the place.

    You were paying attention. I was paying attention. Blindingly obvious to you, me and a lot of others. But you miss the point.

    Bush/Cheney were NOT paying attention. Afghanistan was NOT part of their world view. The U.S. had absolutely NO PLAN to invade Afghanistan.

    But after 9/11, something had to be done, and it had to be done in Afghanistan because that's where bin Laden was ... sending some troops to topple the Taliban was SOMETHING.

    And that was the end of it as far as Bush/Cheney were concerned; they had no idea what to do after that.

    It wasn't their focus. It was just a place holder while putting pressure on Congress to approve the REAL WAR - with Iraq (another war they had no plan for) ...

    And when they did get their War with Iraq they completely turned their backs on Afghanistan and left it the the military to figure out how to extricate itself; something the military could not do without political support.

    That support was NOT forthcoming.

    All the military could do was prop up the "Afghani Army" and hope the horse learned to sing before time ran out.

    539:

    David L @ 533:

    I DON'T HAVE WiFi is I'm not confident I can set it up properly.

    Buy a major brand Wi-FI router and set it with a messy password. And apply firmware updates as they come out. Unless someone is after you and serious about it you'll be good.

    I could do that, but WHY?

    I already have a commercial grade Ethernet firewall/router (with a commercial grade service plan**) and all the computers already hard wired to the router. That was something I already felt confident I could do correctly when I set it up several years ago. It still works.

    Like Kardeshev's pyramid "it does everything I expect of it."

    To do WiFi, I'd have to study on it to learn how to do it right and since the Ethernet ain't broke I don't feel any need to fix it (i.e. set up WiFi).

    **If THEY can't fix the router over the phone/by remote access, they overnight an advance replacement & prepaid return shipping label. I swap it out & I'm back in business.

    540:

    Acoup is always interesting and worth a read. The key quote from the article you linked:

    "Consequently, Afghanistan holds the position it does because, given the current economic orientation of the world, it is the last place an empire would want to go and the first it would want to give up. "

    Hard to conquer, hard to hold, and not offering much in the way of profit. A conquest is doomed to fail for that reason.

    The US 'Empire' has not fallen (yet), not is the Afghan Flustercluck going to be the straw that breaks that particular camel. That doesn't mean it was a wise invasion, nor that it was ever going to succeed.

    541:

    Rocketjps
    I hate to say it, but I hope so ...
    The Han's behaviour in Xinjiang is genocide + ethnic cleansing & there's Tibet, as well.
    Taking the "Central Kingdom" down would be "amusing" - for certain values of, of course!

    542:

    Afghanistan's detailed map clearly indicates “FATA” on it.

    That's the polite fiction as far back as there were maps, of there being “Federally Administered Trial Areas”. The slightly fuzzily bordered realm where the tribes politely acknowledge the central/nation government and every year promise to uphold national law and allow national taxes to be collected. And the national government, every year, politely overlooks how the tribes refuse to comply with laws, chase off auditors and regulators and collectors. This, extensively documented by western donors as far back as 1980s.

    In net effect, a nation within a nation.

    Or rather, a low value clustering of tribes, each to (varying degrees) are religiously extreme and culturally conservative and change resistant. Efforts at electrification, road building, geological sampling, contour mapping, et al, frustrated because the tribal ruling elite preferred the moment's status quo ante rather than 'tomorrow' being better. Not just suspicions of losing political clout, they saw little to gain in their subjects (each tribal leader viewed himself as king of what he controlled) having better health, fewer babies dying or in higher quality of life due to increasing wealth.

    So long as the FATA exists, there will always be a 'reservoir' of resistance to reforms. Afghanistan's future will be to remain in the past. Much as all too many other chunks of various nations. Including the USA.

    Where the motto of this year's election cycle seems to be a toss up between “burn all books not the bible™” and “blame the Jews/blacks/gays for why my wife left me after I got arrested for my ninth DUI™” and “onward towards the past™

    Excuse me, whilst I scream into my pillow for ten minutes.

    543:

    CNN's summary does some digging in the airline's culture...

    ...and changes to training which I'd not heard about along with changes in materials inside the airframe

    https://lite.cnn.com/2024/01/02/travel/tokyo-plane-crash-safety-rules-analysis-intl/index.html

    544:

    The whole story with Afghanistan is a fuck-up by the US. The Soviets went in... and the US proceeded to arm the warlords, and the Taliban, because EW, COOTIES, I mean, Commonists!

    I hate to sound like Elderly Cynic, but personally I blame the USA for the mess that is Afghanistan today.

    The real crime in Afghanistan was Jimmy Carter's SecState Zbignew Brzezinski's plan to destabilize the USSR by setting the Near Abroad -- the muslim majority Soviet republics in the south-east -- ablaze, starting by turning Afghanistan into the first domino.

    Afghanistan circa 1975 was a Soviet satellite state, a modernizing socialist-run republic with SSRs as neighbours. But not being part of the USSR made it much more vulnerable to meddling by the USA. So Brzezinski's plan was to set it up as the USSR's Vietnam.

    The "let's set up Afghanistan as a tar baby for the USSR" plan worked, followed by "part 2: let's supply Stingers and guns to the Mujaheddin", but it dead-ended in 1989 with the USSR effectively declaring bankruptcy and withdrawing by 1991. Which left the Muj with no money coming in from abroad and a big butt-hurt a year or so later over the American infidels occupying the Other Holy Land (Saudi Arabia, not Israel).

    And we know where it went from there.

    If Brzezinski hadn't dealt himself into a game of RISK, Afghanistan would probably have survived the end of the USSR about as well as Turkmenistan or Azerbaijan, which is to say not very well, but better than the ghastly festering chancre of geopolitical despair it became.

    545:

    The US 'Empire' has not fallen (yet), not is the Afghan Flustercluck going to be the straw that breaks that particular camel. That doesn't mean it was a wise invasion, nor that it was ever going to succeed

    After 9/11, the invasion of Afghanistan was unavoidable, and at the time even Iran supported it for a bit. The US had to cripple or destroy Al Qaeda (a mission that we've (fill in the blank) accomplished), and the Taliban were aiding them. One might argue that the invasion of Iraq was done in part to cover up the likely quagmire in Afghanistan, with the goal of securing Iraqi oil production.

    "Graveyard of Empires" sounds better than "Vietnam 2.0," which is what Afghanistan proved to be for both the USSR and the USA.

    One problem not mentioned is that the US military of 2001 "didn't do mountains," and that was certainly a problem for doing anything sophisticated in Afghanistan. We're now desperately trying to reequip to fight Indo-Pacific coastal wars again for WW3, which is why marines occasionally drown when their landing craft sink off Camp Pendleton in my stretch of reality. And, oddly enough, the surge of patriotism that hulked out our military in 2002 is nowhere to be seen, and recruitment goals are really not being met for any branch.

    I'm not sure Americans will sign up en masse to fight to save Taiwan until and unless someone points out they are fighting for their future cell phones. And if AI continues to run primarily on Taiwanese chips and becomes even more malign than it already is, even that argument might fail.

    546:

    I'm not sure Americans will sign up en masse to fight to save Taiwan until and unless someone points out they are fighting for their future cell phones. And if AI continues to run primarily on Taiwanese chips and becomes even more malign than it already is, even that argument might fail.

    I should point out that I've got both mainland and Taiwanese ex-pat friends. I'm not refereeing among them, just joining them in hoping that China doesn't go after Taiwan. Right now, I suspect the more sane people on all sides think that no one wins that fight. If we get an utter fuckup like Trump in charge again, all bets are off.

    If China directly attacks the US, we'll be in the second wave of targets, the first being Hawai'i and Guam. And yes, I know people from Hawai'i and Guam. And the Philippines. And Vietnam. And my wife's Korean. I live in a massively multicultural place, that is also a highly militarized place, and these two facts are intimately connected.

    547:

    until and unless someone points out they are fighting for their future cell phones.

    Or the lights come on when they flip the switch.

    The isolationists I know, some are relatives, are clueless (some willfully) about how interconnected our world is today. And for when they do admit it they think we can bring things like chip production into the US in a year with just a bit of effort. And maybe a $ or two.

    Big sigh.

    548:

    For added lulz ...
    IIRC some Russian total nutcases are seriously (??) suggesting attacking Rn ships as "revenge".
    Are they really stupid enough to do that? - because the UK would go "Article 5" in about a nanosecond.

    549:

    If China directly attacks the US, we'll be in the second wave of targets

    why does it seem so plausible that the chinese are bent on suicide

    u'd think one could just tell the taiwanese to stop giving the mainlanders the finger, but apparently that would impinge on their freeedom or something

    550:

    If it's Russian TV/media talking heads, they're about as reality-adjacent as GBNews presenters. So should be taken with a pinch of salt weighing roughly 200kg ...

    551:

    Very strong disagreement. Raygun made it clear he was launching a war on unions, and all of the Freedmanites were with him.

    552:

    I've wired our house. But I have a router because a) we needed more than 4 ports, and b) we host the hybrie* third Friday WSFA meeting, and guests need to be online for the zoom.

    Simple answer: I have my router inside the Verizon router, and direct people never to use the Verizon one, only mine. Then I've got it locked down (no ssh from outside, for example), and a ridiculously long password that no drive-by is ever going to guess.

    553:

    Thank you, that covers the story more clearly than I would have. And I agree with you on every word, 110%. And some of us knew it was a Bad Idea back then....

    554:

    No. I believe someone earlier in this thread mentioned that we absolutely DID NOT NEED to invade. Afghanistan was saying "show us evidence he's guilty, and we'll hand him over, or pass him to a third party you can extradite him from".

    This was not in W's IQ range, and it wasn't in Darth Cheney's plans.

    555:

    The Chinese are not suicidal, neither are the Russians. Nobody is dumb enough to start a shooting war with NATO.

    The major flaw in dictatorial/authoritarian thinking tends to come with perceiving the relative inconstancy of democratic societies as weakness. Correlated, there is also a tendency to equate hypermasculine notions with military prowess. Endless historical and current examples to the contrary, of course.

    That's how you get people like Putin assuming that Europe and the USA would flail weakly and ignore the (second) invasion of Ukraine. For that matter, Hitler invaded Poland thinking the Allies would just protest weakly. In the end it didn't work for Hitler and likely won't work for Putin. It just isn't possible to successfully invade a people who do not want to be invaded at this time and with the current level of technology. It is certainly possible to kill a lot of people, just not to effect a permanent change.

    As was often pointed out last year, in 2020 Russia was considered to have the second best military in the world. Now it is clear they have the second best military in Ukraine.

    China may drink their own koolaid if they perceive the US and others as weak at some point, or if the isolationists succeed. But an invasion of Taiwan would be brutal, costly and doomed to fail.

    556:

    Also, given the UK's censorship, almost all such reports are filtered through organisations that are notorious for inventing stories about their opponents. It wouldn't surprise me if the original statement were something like this:

    Presenter: what do you say about the UK's reported plan to blockade (say) the Black Sea?

    Talking Head: for every one of our ships they sink, we shall sink one of theirs, and we have more of them.

    557:

    But, even in 2020 and on this blog, people who looked below the surface doubted that Russia's military really was as effective as it was claimed to be. I am damn sure that any country with an even half-competent intelligence service in Russia knew that it was in a mess.

    Given the record of all sides in creating fuck-ups without need, I am not as optimistic as you are.

    558:

    Rocketpjs: The Chinese are not suicidal, neither are the Russians. Nobody is dumb enough to start a shooting war with NATO.

    The Chinese, correct. The Russians...don't be so sure.

    If Trump gets reelected this year and/or the U.S. abandons Ukraine, Putin will take a run at Estonia, Latvia, and Lithuania in 5-10 years. If the U.S. pulls out of NATO, he may not wait even that long.

    Separately, an addendum to the Afghanistan discussion: decisively destroying the Taliban would've required the U.S. to invade the adjoining Pakistani province of Khyber Pakhtunkhwa. A primary reason the U.S. "lost" in Afghanistan was because the Taliban could always scurry back over the border into Pakistan, a nuclear-armed state with a friendly intelligence service (the ISI) and tens of millions of Pushtun co-ethnics. As a result, the U.S. military ended up re-fighting the same campaign every year.

    **The U.S. didn't lose the war; rather, it lost the peace. The U.S. successfully deposed the Taliban and conquered Afghanistan but, for a host of reasons, botched the occupation and nation-building. From a political will standpoint, U.S. public support inevitably evaporated after the raid the killed bin Laden. Americans think narratively, and with the main villain dead, the story was over.

    559:

    it wasn't in Darth Cheney's plans.

    Veering into current affairs, it appears as if a Trump Restoration is not something House Cheney would like to see. Nor would House Koch nor the dark lords of the Club for Growth.

    These are wealthy, powerful and ruthless entities. 2024 may be interesting.

    560:

    Rocketpjs @ 555:

    The Chinese are not suicidal, neither are the Russians. Nobody is dumb enough to start a shooting war with NATO.

    Well, we think the Chinese and the Russians are NOT that dumb. But sometimes people fall into believing their own propaganda & end up doing some pretty stupid things as a result.

    I don't think a shooting war between Russia & NATO or between the U.S. and China are going to happen intentionally, but I can't rule out miscalculation.

    561:

    Somebody once said, "Jaw Jaw is better than War War" ... or words to that effect. I mostly agree with that, but you can't back down from a bully. It only encourages 'em.

    562:

    Putin will be dead in 5-10 years, 15 at the outside. Either from intrigue or just age. Then it will be a question of who takes his place, but it will be internal and probably ugly for the residents of Russia.

    563:

    If China directly attacks the US, we'll be in the second wave of targets...why does it seem so plausible that the chinese are bent on suicide...u'd think one could just tell the taiwanese to stop giving the mainlanders the finger, but apparently that would impinge on their freeedom or something

    Ummm, I think you need to pay more attention to the Communist Revolution in China. Taiwan is where their enemies, the Kuomintang, retreated to as Mao won, and they've been the bastion of traditional Chinese culture ever since. Mainland communist ideology demands that this last remnant of the Bad Old Days be assimilated, even now. And I don't think they want to be assimilated.

    I don't think Taiwan will willingly rejoin the Chinese empire until the Maoist Dynasty loses the Mandate Of Heaven, to use the old phrasing. Not that I'm in favor of emperors, but I'm not fond of authoritarian party chairmen, either.

    To me, the most likely scenario for an invasion of Taiwan starts with Trump becoming POTUS again and ratfucking the federal government, possibly to the level of a civil war. It becomes more likely if, during the T2 regime, The Big One: San Andreas quake messes up SoCal, because LA'S the #1 cargo port, San Diego is the #1 military port, and Trump ain't gonna raise a finger to help us rebuild, given politics. That hamstrings US Pacific power, and I expect China to take full advantage of the lapse.

    564:

    Raygun made it clear he was launching a war on unions,

    That may be true. I'm a bit on your side on that subject.

    But that isn't what broke the US ATC. That was just one bit in a very long running saga.

    565:

    it appears as if a Trump Restoration is not something House Cheney

    APPEARS?

    She has stated publicly that not allowing Trump to be president is her #1 priority. No mater how much she disagrees with the policies of whoever the alternative is.

    566:

    EC @ 557
    I pprobably/maybe agree for opposite reasons.
    I have no idea how actually independant "The Institute for the Study of War" is ... but they seem to be concerned that Russia ( i.e. Putin ) are going to reinforce failure, by provoking NATO & then claiming "Great Patriotic Defence of Mother Russia" - & they really don't want that - and nor do any of us, but ....

    567:

    Ironically, the controller's union was the only union that supported Reagan in 1980.

    568:

    She has stated publicly that not allowing Trump to be president is her #1 priority.

    So what are Liz of House Cheney and similar folks going to do if 1 July 2024 comes and it still looks as if The Orange One is going to get the GOP nomination and stands a good chance of getting elected in November?

    569:

    Greg Tingey @ 566:

    EC @ 557
    I pprobably/maybe agree for opposite reasons.
    I have no idea how actually independant "The Institute for the Study of War" is ... but they seem to be concerned that Russia ( i.e. Putin ) are going to reinforce failure, by provoking NATO & then claiming "Great Patriotic Defence of Mother Russia" - & they really don't want that - and nor do any of us, but ....

    The Institute for the Study of War is a "non-partisan" U.S. "think tank" founded by Kimberly Kagan, protégé of Generals Stanley McChrystal and David Betrayus Petraeus.

    The institute lobbies Congress for "an aggressive foreign policy" (more aggressive ... never aggressive enough for some people).

    "The ISW board includes General Jack Keane, Kimberly Kagan, former US Ambassador to the UN Kelly Craft, William Kristol, former US Senator Joseph I. Lieberman, Kevin Mandia, Jack D. McCarthy, Jr., Bruce Mosler, General David Petraeus, Warren Phillips, and William Roberti. Previous and current members of the ISW's corporate council include Raytheon, Microsoft, Palantir, General Motors, General Dynamics, and Kirkland & Ellis."

    You should probably look some of them up.

    The institute is a wholly owned subsidiary of The Blob, aka The Military-Industrial Complex

    Military-Industrial-Infotainment Complex? They've grown; the blob absorbed them.

    See Also:
    • Smedley Butler - War Is a Racket
    • Project for the New American Century: Rebuilding America's Defenses: Strategies, Forces, and Resources For a New Century

    Kimberly Kagan is BTW, "PNAC" co-founder Robert Kagan's sister-in-law.

    Oh what a tangled web ...

    570:

    Taiwan is where their enemies, the Kuomintang, retreated to as Mao won, and they've been the bastion of traditional Chinese culture ever since.

    Well, their particular version Chinese culture, deriving from the revolutionary Sun Yat Sen and his movement to create a republic to replace the hereditary emperor… Mínzú, Mínquán, and Mínshēng aren't particularly traditional principles.

    The White Terror was a nasty period. When the KMT moved into Taiwan they essentially treated it as a conquered region, with even less restraint than the British showed in Ireland and India. The February 28 Incident (and its aftermath) resulted in about as many casualties as the current Gaza War. It wasn't a good thing to be a Chinese who had been living in Taiwan before the KMT arrived, and an even worse time to be indigenous. Arbitrary arrests and executions on the strength of unproven accusations…

    Taiwan seems to be a decent democracy now, but for over half my life they were just another brutal military dictatorship supported because they were anticommunists.

    571:

    Agreed on Taiwan. The whole post-Qing period was a nightmare for most Chinese, mainland, insular, majority, or minority.

    Problem is, Taiwan's 20th century history makes them unlikely to want to reunite, while China's 20th Century history makes them unlikely to stop wanting to reannex Taiwan unless the communists fall out of power.

    There are somewhat similar problems with the Koreas, too.

    572:

    So what are Liz of House Cheney and similar folks going to do if 1 July 2024 comes and it still looks as if The Orange One is going to get the GOP nomination and stands a good chance of getting elected in November?

    pout a lot, probably

    kagan's written a big bedwetting washington post piece i can't find an archived copy of which seems (according to matt taibbi, caveat lector etc.) to be calling for someone to step up and do something extralegal to forestall this eventuality

    what could go wrong

    573:

    i think for the mainlanders its mainly about the loss of face (for the ccp within china) a full taiwanese declaration of independence would entail, i don't think they particularly want to deal with the consequences of those fabs being blown up if they can help it

    gotta support freeeedom wherever it may lurk tho, just like ukraine and israel

    three wars for the pnac whores

    574:

    stands a good chance of getting elected in November?

    Vote D and drag as many of her friends as she can along with her.

    I saw her on TV basically say this. And she was blunt. No "on the other hands" involved at all.

    575:

    gotta support freeeedom wherever it may lurk tho, just like ukraine and israel

    But the way you say that hides some of the problems. Why not support freedom in Palestine, Myanmar and Sudan?

    It's like JohnS "people have to stand up to the USA, anything else just encourages us". We're being good, honest, no need to impose "freedom and democracy"{tm} on us.

    International politics just about anywhere gets very complicated very quickly, whether it's the EU inviting the Ottoman Empire to piss out of the tent rather than into it (how's that going?) or whatever is happening in Somalia this week (separatist shenanigans with Ethiopia possibly recognising Somalialand in exchange for port access). Or yet another Australian brain fart "why doesn't Aotearoa just become part of Australia".

    Is there an example anywhere of an invasion and occupation that didn't have atrocities/war crimes? I'm not counting the various "they're not human so there's no crime" claims in places like Australia and Israel. Hawai'i is the closest I can think of.

    576:

    how about making the climate crisis a bit more personal, rather intimately annoying?

    here in New York City, we are dependent upon the annual winter chill to regulate pests: rats, mice, divorce attorneys, infectious bacteria, various viruses, stinging insects, et al

    when there is a sustained frost (i.e. below 0C/32F) for 48 hours, there is a die off of some of these pests

    sadly too many having infested walls of buildings, never a full die off but high enough percentage each winter to be significant, and rather important, come spring 'n summer...

    finally (quite overdue) we're getting that sustained cold starting tomorrow(ish)

    but as the planet warms, stinging insects are going to swarm in increasing numbers and each of 'em will be oh-so-hungry... how's that for personalized impact?

    annoying stings and distracting swarms are only the initial problem, given potential for malaria along with many over blood-borne diseases to be spread by those ever larger swarms

    but for those dealing with UIDOTO (uncles in denial of the obvious) you can start with mosquitoes and yellowjacks and wasps and hornets and other nasties as reason to fight climate change

    and for those manly men into ice fishing just send 'em links to images of the Great Lakes not icing over as annually expected... YT likely wellstocked by now

    https://lite.cnn.com/2024/01/03/us/great-lakes-ice-cover-climate/index.html

    577:

    Is there an example anywhere of an invasion and occupation that didn't have atrocities/war crimes? I'm not counting the various "they're not human so there's no crime" claims in places like Australia and Israel. Hawai'i is the closest I can think of.

    The one that comes to mind for me is the Vietnamese invasion of Cambodia in the 2 weeks from Christmas Day 1978, which ended the Cambodian genocide by ousting the Khmer Rouge regime and facilitating international food aid. I don't think you can stand up with your hand on your heart and declare the uncontroversial absence of atrocities in any conflict, it always seemed to me the Vietnamese are treated pretty unfairly in commentary about that particular intervention.

    On a similar note, I suppose, if you don't count strategic bombing as an atrocity (big "if"), the allied invasions and occupations of Germany (from the West at any rate) and Japan in WWII are borderline (there are documented atrocities, but you could argue no more than usual with conflict on that scale).

    578:

    Yes, but the examples I know of are where the invasion and occupation were mostly just a change of political control (meet the new boss - same as the old boss), and both the resistance and occupation forces were nugatory, at least initially. Some of the British empire was like that.

    579:

    It might well go fairly smoothly if it were purely internal - the transitions from Stalin to Khrushchev and Khrushchev to Brezhnev didn't impact on the hoi polloi much. It will not go well if the USA/NATO sticks a gun barrel in.

    580:

    Putin will be dead in 5-10 years, 15 at the outside. Either from intrigue or just age.

    We don't have 5-10 years.

    Putin is a fossil carbon addict -- it's what the Russian economy is based on, the Ukraine war is in large part a land grab for the biggest remaining natural gas field in Europe, his war machine runs on oil. He will fuck shit up that we can't afford to have fucked up because it will kill us all by 2060.

    5 years puts us into 2029 and either year 4 of the Trump Dictatorship (so probably 2+ years on from China's invasion of Taiwan) or a holding action against fascism.

    10 years puts us in 2034 and if we haven't hit net zero fossil carbon emissions by then we'll probably be exceeding 1.5 celsius of warming and heading for widespread agricultural collapse, i.e. two of the four horsemen of the apocalypse (famine and war) out of the stable and heading for the hills.

    If we get the Trump Dictatorship then we get, in succession, the collapse of Ukraine (about 70% likely if their only backstop after this year is the EU side of NATO -- Europe can't ramp up to a war footing in just 12 months) and then the third world war in Europe as Putin rolls into Latvia, Lithuania, Estonia, Moldova, and then Poland. NB: Poland will not take this lying down and they've already begun re-arming. Even Germany is getting alarmed. I can't see France being keen on rubbing shoulders with a resurgent Russian Empire either.

    The Trump Dictatorship also gets us the Pacific Theatre of WW3 as Xi goes all-in to conquer Taiwan before the collapsing demographic bubble impacts China's ability to field a young, educated, trained army backed by significant economic muscle: after 2030 the effects of the one child policy on Chinese demographics will become impossible to reverse easily. (Hint: the Chinese government crackdown on feminists and LGBT rights, like the Russian one, is all about having a plentiful supply of conscripts when shit breaks bad and it's time to go a-conquering.)

    South Korea, I will note, is already in demographic collapse with TFR down to 0.6 (steady state population requires a TFR of 2.05 to 2.1). That's going to hit geopolitical stability in the region within the 10 year time frame (SK relies on conscription for its military; a TFR of 0.6 means that within a decade their intake of troops will crash by 70%).

    Finally, we get to India. Which is going full bore for both industrialization (probably good) and fascist militarism (definitely bad). India building high speed rail, skyscrapers, and space probes: good. India building ICBMs and nuclear powered aircraft carriers under the command of a clerico-fascist despot: not good. Climate change is going to utterly fuck India and China just as they emerge as the pre-eminent industrial nations of the age under militarist despotisms.

    TLDR: we need to see Trump and Putin defeated comprehensively within the next 1-3 years or we are all fucked.

    581:

    Even if the USA removed all military support for Ukraine, it is unlikely that Russia would attempt to conquer Poland, and vanishingly unlikely it would succeed. Where would it get the manpower from, for a start? Also, the reports of aircraft, ships and missiles destroyed indicated to me that its equipment is seriously outclassed. I think that it is far more likely that an attempt to invade Poland would lead to a removal of Putin from power.

    Also, I don't see that the alternatives to Trump are much better; certainly Biden hasn't been, as far as foreign affairs go (nor any worse), and he hasn't exactly met the challenge of climate change.

    582:

    what could go wrong

    Many things would almost certainly go wrong, and they (generic Cheneys) certainly know that. Whether they are dissuaded by that depends, inter alia, on their evaluation of the alternatives.

    583:

    it is unlikely that Russia would attempt to conquer Poland, and vanishingly unlikely it would succeed. Where would it get the manpower from, for a start?

    Putin is reportedly trying to mobilize another half million soldiers, to expand the Russian army towards the 1M mark.

    (It can be done but it'll have a bad effect on economic productivity because that's close to 3% of the total male population, and if you assume half of all men are unfit for service -- children, pensioners, and the chronically ill/disabled make up a bigger chunk than most people suppose -- then that's nearly 5-7% of the available manpower. Putin's already banging the "women must have at least eight babies each" drum because "we need to breed more heroes for the motherland", so it's hard to see him drafting women in large numbers. So if the conscription rampage continues, it's going to cause significant labour shortages. Especially in specialties the conscription offices haven't been told need to be exempted but which turn out to be critical to keeping the home front running.)

    584:

    Precisely. And, to expand the military campaign, he is ALSO going to need more weaponry, transport, and other supplies and logistics - which is at least as labour-demanding as the actual fighters. That's why I think that attempting to conquer Poland would cause a palace revolution. It's not as if that isn't a Russian tradition.

    585:

    Still, living here just across the border from Russia, the fact that they'll probably stop before Poland doesn't exactly fill me with confidence and hope for the future.

    In my admittely biased and uninformed view, it'd probably be best to make sure Russia loses big enough in Ukraine. It would be better for countries West of it, to be sure.

    Also, there's been almost 24 months of time to ramp up military production in Europe. Starting now and trying to get things done in 12 months seems not the optimal strategy to me. Alas, I'm not in anyway making these decisions.

    I think a big issue there is the want to regard Russia as a country you can negotiate with. To an extent, yes, but to make them keep any kind of deal you need to make sure that they are afraid enough of you. The imperialistic world view on multiple sides helps this kind of thinking. That is, 'Russia is an empire and should be regarded as such'. Applies to other countries, too.

    586:

    what possible reason would he have for wanting to conquer poland? there's no economic benefit to occupying the country of a hostile ethnicity unless u ethnically cleanse them, and he's quite enjoying playing up the contrast between the western reaction to ukraine and that to gaza, he's not going to throw that pr advantage away for nothing

    russia doesn't need lebensraum

    587:

    No, they need children.

    Deport and russify seems to be the policy in Ukraine.

    588:

    So why are they trying to occupy and ethically cleanse Ukraine?

    589:

    EC @ 579
    Not even Wrong
    Ever read "Cancer Ward" ... where the change following Stalin is documented near the end?

    Yes, it was still an autocratic state with all the apparat - but it ceased to be a reign of terror & reverted to what was & is normal for Russia.
    It's also clear that all the NATO powers are (at present) giving aid & comfort to Ukraine, as self-preservation, but "Boots on the ground"? NYET
    - SEE ALSO
    Charlie @ 580 - this needs fixing as soon as possible, before Putin drags, not just "us" but the whole planet down with him ... him & Trump.
    ....
    Ah, but Charlie .. we all need to be re-educated to EC's view that Putin is just a badly misunderstood nice guy, underneath, no?
    { See his daft reply @ 581 }

    EC @ 584
    F.F.S! - Putin is not & never was a politician, who understands macroeconomics - he is Ex-KGB & it bloody shows in the current stupidity.
    If "we" can't stop him, the last, best "hope" is a place coup - not a pleasant prospect, either.

    adrian smith
    No actual REASON at all - but Poland was once - more than once - either part of Greater Russia &/or completely under their control - it's the "Third Rome" insanity oozing it's slime over everything.

    590:

    when discussing motivation, one basic aspect is hunger... why conquer? why loot? why invade? why stomp upon civil rights?

    hunger

    too many people crave ownership of 'stuff' as means of fulfilling 'hunger' and all too oft they really have near-zero clue of what their personal version of 'hunger' requires in order to become sated

    Putin, Trump, BoJo, Modi, et al, seeking out lots of stuff but with especial deep hungering for cheering crowds of happy peasants obedient to the whims of their Fearless Leader™

    Putin being one instance of someone who simply can never steal enough, control enough, kill enough... in too many ways he resembles a political tumorous lump of metastatic cancer than a wholesome human

    what little I understand about the UK, looks like you-all are about five ahead of the USA in terms of self-inflicted harm

    if we in USA vote in Trump, the damage done, after he chokes on a chicken bone in 2026 (2027?) will take a decade to undo...

    (assumes "they" don't take the opportunity to hook him up to life support, and drag a busload of Silicon Valley nerds in chains into the White House Basement to assemble TrumpGPT as an unholy and endless sourcing of ranting 'n raging videos... make that UndeadTrumpGPT... reelected every four years no matter how many voters have to be sent to re-education camps to ensure that outcome)

    591:

    what possible reason would he have for wanting to conquer poland?

    Changing a leader while a country is at war is less likely than while it isn't.

    What are the internal politics of Russia like right now? How secure does Putin feel? What Russian interests would benefit from an invasion, whether or not it is a bad thing for the rest of the country?

    592:

    UndeadTrumpGPT

    Relating tangentially to that, but mostly because it sounds like you could use a good distraction…

    If you haven't read it, I think you'd like John Barnes' short novel Raise the Gipper. It's a light-hearted political satire about the Republicans deciding that a zombie Reagan is their best shot at reclaiming the presidency. Pre-MAGA, and seems a bit innocent and idealistic now. Cheap to buy (or better yet, persuade your library to buy).

    https://4785.e-junkie.com/product/1087581

    593:

    Also, I don't see that the alternatives to Trump are much better; certainly Biden hasn't been, as far as foreign affairs go (nor any worse), and he hasn't exactly met the challenge of climate change.

    Watching from the inside of this. Biden is walking a tight rope.

    • He is following the law. Well there are some edge cases but in general he is.
    • He can't go full on "liberal" or even close to it or the R's will take the White House and Congress.
    • Without the House he is really hemmed in. To an extent I don't think people used to a parliamentary system come close to understanding.
    • Yes, he's a product of his age. Aren't we all?

    If you think Biden vs Trump are about the same, well, you have no real visibility into US politics. Trump plans to wreak the current US political system. And get his fans to believe the US can build walls on all sides and pretend the rest of the world does not exist. He's almost there.

    Biden does not.

    594:

    If you think Biden vs Trump are about the same, well, you have no real visibility into US politics. Trump plans to wreak the current US political system. And get his fans to believe the US can build walls on all sides and pretend the rest of the world does not exist. He's almost there.

    Biden does not.

    Agreed completely. I don't think Biden is anywhere near perfect, but he's doing an amazingly good job of dealing with an impossible situation, and his team's sticking with him.

    During Trump's presidency, most of his problems outside Covid were self-inflicted.

    I think David's completely correct about people who can't tell the difference between the two having no insight into US politics.

    595:

    When people where I was working looked at me oddly when I said I wanted snow, and a long cold winter, I would note they'd never lived in the south. I had two answers that they sort of comprehended: kudzu (the vine that ate the South) and fire ants.

    Trust me, you've never been eaten by fire ants. I had a foot got.

    596:

    You're really, REALLY not comprehending the difference.

    TFG is saying that "for one day, on day 1 if he's re-elected, he'll be a dictator. Literally - go look it up online. And he's saying he'll weaponize the Justice Dept, and arrest Biden, and as many Dems in Congress as he can.

    Note the difference?

    597:

    If OGH will pardon me, I'm going more than slightly nuts - things at my publisher seem to finally be straightening out, and my next novel, Becoming Terran, has a drop date of 27 Feb, and the eARCs are going out....

    598:

    Charlie Stross @ 580:

    TLDR: we need to see Trump and Putin defeated comprehensively within the next 1-3 years or we are all fucked.

    Truth is, we're all fucked anyway. But it can be a whole lot worse ... and will be if those two are still around.

    599:

    So why are they trying to occupy and ethically cleanse Ukraine?

    don't think they are

    afaict they want the russian-speaking bits, possibly including the coast, and any ukrainian-speakers who feel uncomfortable there are likely to leave

    i don't believe they want to occupy the ukrainian-speaking parts tho, look at the fun the americans had in iraq, but they do want a government which will promise to be neutral

    600:

    what possible reason would he have for wanting to conquer poland?

    Poland was part of Russia -- that is, of the Russian empire -- from 1794 to 1917. That 123 year span has led a lot of Russians to consider Poland "theirs" in perpetuity. (Eastern Poland was briefly part of Russia again from late 1939 through mid-1941, but let's ignore that.)

    So, ahem, was Finland.

    The nation of "Russia" today is somewhat smaller than it was historically, when it extended right up to Sweden and Hungary and Germany. And if you're a revanchist nationalist, reclaiming what's yours is part of the long-term policy platform.

    (It doesn't have to make sense, except on an idiotic emotional level.)

    601:

    RE: Russian Invasion of Ukraine.

    I've been checking some numbers (WaPo, Wikipedia, Al Jazeera).

    Russia has sent around 800,000 soldiers into Ukraine, originally out of a force of 1,320,000 service personnel for the whole country. In December he called up another 170,000 troops ( https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2023/12/2/russia-to-boost-size-of-armed-forces-by-170000-troops )

    Death and casualty estimates vary quite a bit for the war to date. The US estimate, which is in the middle, for Russian dead is 120,000, with total casualties around 300,000. Somewhere around 3/8 of their in theater soldiers are out of action, and about 15% are dead. Ukraine seems to be losing about 1/4-1/3 as many soldiers as Russia. They're a smaller country, of course. ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casualties_of_the_Russo-Ukrainian_War )

    Where are the new Russian soldiers coming from? In 1/2023, Russia had 433,000 prisoners ( https://www.prisonstudies.org/country/russian-federation ). By 10/23, the number of prisoners had fallen to 266,000 ("a historic low"). 50,000 of them went to the Wagner group, of which 20,000 may have been killed or injured, and another 50,000 or more went into the regular army. They are the purportedly the biggest single block of new recruits. ( https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2023/10/26/russia-prison-population-convicts-war/ )

    This last, incidentally, also includes people who were diverted into the military before they came to trial or before they could be sentenced. The NY Times tracked 176 of them who went into Wagner. About 25% died, most came back injured. ( https://www.nytimes.com/2023/12/04/world/europe/russia-prison-wagner-ukraine.html ). Six month's service for a pardon and $50,000 even if killed is a powerful motivator.

    It looks like Wagner group's prison-to-front-line system has been taken over by Redut, another Russian company run by another oligarch.

    Oddly, Russia's banging on about expanding its penal system, even though prisoner numbers are currently under 40% of their peak and dropping.

    Is Russia's military system sustainable? Not that I can tell. The Ukraine invasion is a war of attrition.

    Makes me wonder how much money Russia's pumping into the US Republican Party and US media right now. It has to be a lot. Hopefully no one here is being taken in by the agitprop...

    602:

    Charlie Stross @ 583:

    "it is unlikely that Russia would attempt to conquer Poland, and vanishingly unlikely it would succeed. Where would it get the manpower from, for a start?"

    Putin is reportedly trying to mobilize another half million soldiers, to expand the Russian army towards the 1M mark.

    (It can be done but it'll have a bad effect on economic productivity because that's close to 1.5% of the total male population, and if you assume half of all men are unfit for service -- children, pensioners, and the chronically ill/disabled make up a bigger chunk than most people suppose -- then that's nearly 3% of the available manpower. Putin's already banging the "women must have at least eight babies each" drum because "we need to breed more heroes for the motherland", so it's hard to see him drafting women in large numbers. So if the conscription rampage continues, it's going to cause significant labour shortages. Especially in specialties the conscription offices haven't been told need to be exempted but which turn out to be critical to keeping the home front running.)

    Takes a minimum of 10 years to grow a new soldier. Better still, eighteen to twenty - the success rate for armies that rely on child soldiers is pretty low.

    Either way, it will be "all over but for the shouting" before those "eight babies" will ever begin to make a difference.

    And with so large a percentage of "able-bodied men" taken for the military, Russia is going to have a hard time meeting Putin goal of "at least eight babies each" without SOME FORM of conscription for women.

    My biggest regret in life is not having had any children. There's no one to look after me as I grow old. I console myself knowing I've not consigned anyone to the hell on earth I foresee coming.

    603:

    If you think Biden vs Trump are about the same, well, you have no real visibility into US politics.

    for ordinary people outside the us (not politicians, they were as horrified as american elites at someone upsetting the status quo (which is working so well for so many people)), i don't think there's that much to choose between them, except we've had two wars kick off under biden, neither of which he seems in a hurry to end.

    trump didn't have any

    604:

    Then why was their initial attack aimed at Kyiv?

    605:

    Um, er, that's because Biden's not coming on the way a "traditional" GOP President would have (see Bush, Sr, Jr), who would have been a lot more aggressive. Biden's trying to wind US-led wars, started by W, down. And he's getting negative help from the GOP, who have been bought by a) Putin and b) the right-wing extremist Jews in the US.

    606:

    god knows, their original attack was a mess, maybe they thought they could intimidate the ukrainians into a climbdown

    607:

    Rbt Prior
    Changing a leader while a country is at war is less likely than while it isn't. - really?
    I give you: Tsar Peter III - yes, well.
    Or, closer to home: Asquith -> Lloyd George, 1916 & CHamberlain -> Winston, 1940, yes?

    Adrain smith @ 599
    Not you too!
    NOT EVEN WRONG
    Go back & look at the open, public statements made by Putin & his croniesfollowers as to how "Ukraine" does not really exist & is part of greater Holy Russia & how the population needs to be "de-nazified" { - read fed through the camps, same as the Han are doing in Xinjiang } - only a couple of million actually need killing - a small price to pay!

    Charlie
    AND 1941 - 45 the Fourth partition of Poland, yes?

    608:

    Putin's already banging the "women must have at least eight babies each" drum because "we need to breed more heroes for the motherland",

    Ah, the Мать-героиня, Mother-heroine. Very nostalgic.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mother_Heroine

    609:

    Biden's trying to wind US-led wars, started by W, down.

    i mean...he carried out trump's arrangement for afghanistan...possibly trump would have made more of a dog's dinner of it but it's hard to imagine

    nevertheless...two wars under biden, none under trump

    610:

    Whitroth and I disagree a lot.

    But ...

    A US House Republican said the quiet part out loud yesterday. There will be no deal on the border because that will make the D's and Biden look better than they do now. So he (and others) will pretend to negotiate (to keep up appearances) on the border deal and aid to Ukraine and Israel but they will basically never agree to a deal.

    Something I never thought through until recently. If the R's had a 20 vote margin in the House most of the current nonsense would not be happening. Oh, there would be some bitter pills to swallow by Biden and the Senate but we'd have a budget or CR and maybe even a border deal. But with a less than 5 vote margin, they have to include the crazies in the whip count and that makes everything so much harder.

    611:

    My take is that Putin expected it to be a walk. I mean, a former comedian as President? What could go wrong?

    612:

    oh for sure, he wasn't expecting much resistance

    613:

    we've had two wars kick off under biden, neither of which he seems in a hurry to end...trump didn't have any

    DON'T FORGET, TRUMP TRIED AND FAILED TO START AN INSURRECTION IN THE US TO BECOME DICTATOR. That FAILURE counts.

    I'm at a loss to see why you blame Biden for Putin's egomaniacal decision to invade Ukraine in a bid to become St. Vlad the Reunifier, or for Netanyahu's epic fuckup in Israel. And you seem to think that Biden can readily stop these madmen.

    What you also seem to be saying is you can't tell the difference between a failed insurrectionist and would-be dictator, and a democratically-elected president who brought down the US deficit by $1.7 trillion, averted a widely predicted recession in 2023, helped cut inflation, cut unemployment...

    614:

    I'll also note that a) I've been seeing news stories for weeks about Netanyahu insulting Biden, and now people are resigning because Biden's not working harder to stop the war.

    615:

    we've had two wars kick off under biden, neither of which he seems in a hurry to end.

    I assume you're talking about the Russian attack on Ukraine, and the utter clusterfuck in the Gaza Strip (whether you blame Hamas or Likud is irrelevant to the windrows of dead civilians).

    Please explain how Biden caused either of these wars to kick off? Or how he could stop them, seeing that the USA is not actually a belligerent party?

    (Yes, Biden could stop supplying arms to Israel or Ukraine. But that wouldn't automatically stop the conflicts. Israel and Ukraine both have their own arms industries and import weapons from other parties. You're making the usual mistake Americans make, which is to assume everything is about the USA, either for better or worse.)

    616:

    i don't want to go into this too much cos charlie yellow-carded me for insurrection scepticism before, but it wasn't exactly firing on fort sumter, even though some representatives felt unsafe and some people died from heart attacks, can't help feeling he should be charged and convicted of it before being removed from ballots tho

    getting ukraine ready to stand up to russia started under obama when joe was veep, i'm sure he could have told them to stop shelling the donbass or he'd stop the funds coming but he didn't want to interfere with their freeeedom so i suppose his hands were tied

    and america's put its foot down with israel before, certainly in 1956 and 1973, but now apparently aipac owns congress (sorry howard) and the tail is going to be wagging the dog for the time being

    tbh i reckon netanyahu knew it was coming and decided to let it happen and take advantage of it

    as for the economics, whatever, i was talking about people outside the us

    617:

    And if you're a revanchist nationalist, reclaiming what's yours is part of the long-term policy platform.

    With a side helping of 1984 revision of history. Here's a New York Times article about what is going on in Russia about this.

    https://www.nytimes.com/2024/01/04/world/europe/putin-russia-lithuania-judge.html

    Basically criminalizing a judge's ruling 30 years ago that makes Russia look "bad".

    618:

    Please explain how Biden caused either of these wars to kick off?

    they happened on his watch, won't be difficult for trump to claim he could have avoided ukraine at least, and gaza's going to make it really tricky to get the youth vote out for biden if it goes on much longer, some of those videos are hard to watch

    But that wouldn't automatically stop the conflicts

    it would get their attention

    i can understand not wanting to stop the ukraine conflict because sunk costs, and we want to keep alive the hope that they can somehow recover what they've lost, but it's kubler-ross stage 1

    619:

    I would suggest to you that TFG told Putin, in one of those "not recorded by anyone except Russians" meetings that he was fine with Putin going after Ukraine. Then Putin had to prepare, before the attack. And he figured TFG and his wholly-owned Trump Crime Family would keep Biden from interfering - which is exactly what they're doing.

    620:

    u mean the republicans in congress holding up funds cos they want the border to be more of a challenge?

    i suppose some of them belong to trump

    seems a bit speculative tho

    621:

    As long as the US/Mexico border is a mess it give the crazy R's a platform to whack the D's over their head with. And get the true believes out for primaries to keep them in power. Even as they refuse to fix it or when the D's are out of power. They blame the D's no matter what.

    622:

    Or, closer to home: Asquith -> Lloyd George, 1916 & CHamberlain -> Winston, 1940, yes?

    Well, closer to my home here's the list of prime ministers (and presidents) who've lost wartime elections:.

    In general, being at war seems to make opposing the ruling government harder, as any disagreement can be spun as defeatism and aiding the enemy.

    623:

    "Some of them"? Show me one who's not supporting him.

    All of them. Show me a sitting member of Congress on that side of the aisle that's actively supporting Ukraine.

    624:

    Or how he could stop them, seeing that the USA is not actually a belligerent party?

    Common US practice is to murder people in other countries as part of changing their governments. Allende may have committed suicide but the situation he was in was a direct result of US actions. The deaths of Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein likewise. Sending in Seal Team 8 to kidnap and murder Netanyahu and Puttin would have an effect. It might need to be reinforced by killing their replacements or people a step down the military chain of command but I'm pretty sure it would change the situation. And it would be entirely consistent with US policy and actions.

    Would the situation bet better? I don't know, but we're looking for things Biden can order despite the best efforts of his partners in democracy to help their enemies.

    625:

    At a less murderous level, the federal opposition here have just ended 9 years in government so they're unwrapped a bunch of new policies. They've suddenly become huge fans of nuclear power, for example, after saying it was impossible previously.

    It's a great distraction because there are a few hard-core nuclear fan here and it's one of the few areas where their policy doesn't begin and end with "undo whatever the other side did". As we see happening in Aotearoa right now too... the new government has a cunning plan which is... undo a lot of stuff (anti-climate-disaster stuff especially), discover a budget emergency and cut benefits, then give tax breaks to the rich.

    626:

    america's put its foot down with israel before, certainly in 1956 and 1973

    Naah, wildly inaccurate both times.

    In 1956, the US used Suez as a pretext to yank the choke chain on the British and French empires' control over the canal: Israel got what they wanted out of the deal.

    And in 1973, the USA pulled the brake handle at the same time as the USSR (who reined in the other belligerents) because the whole mess threatened to go nuclear -- Israel put A-bombs on wings of jets pointed at the Aswan High Dam and Moscow as Russia shipped Scud missiles into Egypt and Syria: Russian ICBMs went onto launch alert, the US missiles went to Defcon 2, and at that point everyone began to back away from the big red button.

    The USA didn't get to unilaterally stop any wars there. The USA can't do that, in fact, for any wars it's not actually fighting in. The USA is not magically all-powerful.

    627:

    i don't want to go into this too much cos charlie yellow-carded me for insurrection scepticism before, but it wasn't exactly firing on fort sumter, even though some representatives felt unsafe and some people died from heart attacks, can't help feeling he should be charged and convicted of it before being removed from ballots tho

    That's not what the Constitution says, and it's the law. Anyway, failing to ignite a countrywide insurrection does not make it not an insurrection. Go read up on John Brown's raid on Harper's Ferry, for instance.

    getting ukraine ready to stand up to russia started under obama when joe was veep, i'm sure he could have told them to stop shelling the donbass or he'd stop the funds coming but he didn't want to interfere with their freeeedom so i suppose his hands were tied

    Russia invaded Ukraine in 2014, so at that point getting them "ready to stand up to Russia" was inevitable. Why? Ukraine started working with NATO in 1991 ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ukraine-NATO_relations ). IIRC, Russia was invited to participate in the training in the early days and declined.

    and america's put its foot down with israel before, certainly in 1956 and 1973, but now apparently aipac owns congress (sorry howard) and the tail is going to be wagging the dog for the time being

    We're stuck with Israel as an ally, along with Egypt and Saudi Arabia. A big part of this is that the eastern Mediterranean has two strategic chokepoints: the Suez Canal/Red Sea and the Bosporus/Black Sea. The cost of abandoning our relationships with these countries is quite high: $54 billion in world trade in six days when that ship blocked the Canal a few years back. It's not just about politics it's about global commerce.

    tbh i reckon netanyahu knew it was coming and decided to let it happen and take advantage of it

    That's the same BS as assuming the Bush II administration knew 9/11 was going to happen and let it happen. They fucked up and didn't prevent it, but they did capitalize on the outcome. It's fairly easy to have plans along the lines of "if a crisis happens, here's what we do," which I do think the B II regime had and did. Such things have been SOP in the US since the Cold War, after all (google Continuity of Government).

    Netanyahu fucked up, big time, and I think Israelis are right for wanting him out sooner rather than later. I think it's also perfectly reasonable to be creeped out by the Israeli pols who advocate scouring all the Gazans out of the Strip so that it can be annexed, and to be horrified by a war where it appears that the civilian death toll in Gaza is 10-100 times higher than the Hamas death toll. To me, this isn't anti-Semitic opinion, but it is a reason to get the current governments on both sides of this unspeakable mess out of power and see what else can be done, if anything.

    as for the economics, whatever, i was talking about people outside the us

    I'm not a fan of globalization, but if you don't think a Trump dictatorship will affect the world in particular and you in general, I don't know how to break the news to you. We're stuck being interconnected until civilization crashes. Ya gotta learn to deal with it, like it or not.

    628:

    Um, no. The US will do it in "3rd world" countries (i.e., where the rulership isn't white). Israel and Russia are nuclear powers, and you do NOT play that game with them.

    This may seem way out, but I think it points out what I'm saying. I do not believe it was Oswald, or Oswald alone, who killed JFK. HOWEVER, the single bullet story is absurd.

    Back on usenet, there was a group called alt.conspiracy, which I'd dip into for humor. Until the day I saw one... and I absolutely believe it, because it explains all the questions about the Warren Commision. That theory was this: that whoever killed JFK set things up so that, at least in the first two days of the aftermath/investigation, all they would find would be links to Cuba.

    And LBJ, along with all the later appointed members of the Warren Commission, said, "If Cuba did it, we WOULD have to go into Cuba, and the USSR would object. We will find a lone gunman, because we will NOT have the world end on our watch."

    629:

    Wait, wait, wait. I think I get it.

    It was Oswald. He is the one who set it all up. Through his personal connections, he ensured that investigators would find clues planted to make the Cubans look like the one's who did it. He overplayed his hand, though. When the LBJ admin saw the results of the preliminary investigation, they knew they couldn't afford to go to war with Cuba, and therefore possibly Russia, so they shot him, and after that it was simple to make Oswald the fall guy for the assassination that he himself carried out.

    630:

    "i can understand not wanting to stop the ukraine conflict because sunk costs, and we want to keep alive the hope that they can somehow recover what they've lost, but it's kubler-ross stage 1"

    Can't let this go by. You seem to think that Biden has the magic power to stop the Ukraine war.

    I think the Ukrainians have made it pretty clear they will fight with kitchen knives if they must. Russia has been performing a 'scorched earth' invasion and occupation, which doesn't leave much option for the any of the current occupants of the country.

    Really, the ability to stop what is one of the largest militaries in the world, push them back somewhat and completely prevent them from advancing at all since then should be seen as a stunning success.

    To put it in the context of other posts upthread, the historically unprecedented, literally unstoppable US military hasn't 'won' a war with a real opponent since 1945, and they haven't 'won' a war with anyone else either.

    I have no idea what you think Biden could/should have done to stop the war in Ukraine, but the US doesn't have that kind of power.

    631:

    Ha. Ha. And I still don't believe it. I remember back in the sixties wondering how they could have identified him as the assassin, and arrested him in a darkened theater many miles away in 45 min.

    632:

    But that wasn't my point. My point was the US is not going to do an assassination in Russia or Israel, both of whom have nukes.

    633:

    The deaths of Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein likewise.

    Hussein was tried, convicted, and sentenced to death by an Iraqi court. And Bin Laden was part of no government that I know of.

    634:

    H
    A big part of this is that the eastern Mediterranean has two strategic chokepoints: the Suez Canal/Red Sea and the Bosporus/Black Sea. - wasn't it a LOT SIMPLER when the British Mediterranean Fleet controlled: Gibraltar / Malta / Suez / Aden?
    /snark ...

    635:

    Re: '[Afghanistan] This is an excerpt.'

    Thanks! Haven't read the entire essay or any of the following posts.

    Was waiting for Sikhs ... a former summer intern mentioned that the Sikhs were the only army that ever beat Afghanistani invaders. Interesting religion/culture.

    Re: 'Revanchism'

    Yeah - all we need is for physicists to figure out how to enlarge the planet so that every nation/tribe could always be at their physical geographic greatest. Or maybe a time wormhole so that such folks could get a one-way ticket to the olden days when their empire was at its largest.

    I wonder whether the people who want to take back territory that one of their late empires once held are also the type who refuse to let their kids grow up and live their own lives. To those folks: It's done, it's in the past, none of the people who were once your subjects are still alive and none of their kids/grandkids give a damn about you - get over it!

    636:

    Really, the ability to stop what is one of the largest militaries in the world, push them back somewhat and completely prevent them from advancing at all since then should be seen as a stunning success.

    Maybe it's not quite as stunning as all that. Russia has about 3 times the population of Ukraine, and about 9 times the GDP. These are in the range of the disadvantage of being on the offensive in war. Both countries have a demographic dip right about prime age for being a soldier (18-24 or so), but Russia's looks worse.

    Add in Russia's well known problems with military readiness, the training support Ukraine has received from NATO countries since 2014, and plentiful warning that Russia was coming, and it actually looks like a pretty even match as long as Ukraine doesn't actually try a widespread offensive. Ukraine will need continued Western support to maintain the current state of things.

    The current Western way of war depends on air superiority, an advantage not available to either side right now. Air defenses right now seem to overmatch air assets on both sides. F-16s won't help Ukraine that much, they're just as vulnerable to Soviet air defenses as Ukraine's current aircraft. What Ukraine really needs is a few F-35s to leaven the mix.

    The F-35s are a bit pricey, but probably capable of suppressing Russian air defenses well enough to leave room for the 4th generation aircraft to make life difficult for the ground forces.

    I hear the US Air Force has some A-10s they don't want to keep around. Just saying.

    637:

    Charlie Stross @ 626:

    The USA didn't get to unilaterally stop any wars there. The USA can't do that, in fact, for any wars it's not actually fighting in. The USA is not magically all-powerful.

    Nor magically all-culpable.

    638:

    Go read up on John Brown's raid on Harper's Ferry, for instance.

    didn't they have guns? i'm sure i remember reading guns were involved

    maybe u can do insurrection online now tho, i can't keep up, these kids and their tiktoks

    We're stuck with Israel as an ally,

    really need a different term than "ally", there's no formal alliance and the influence they wield over the host is kind of unprecedented (sorry howard). japan and britain are allies, which is to say vassals (and australia is america's basement gimp (tm caitlin johnstone))

    It's not just about politics it's about global commerce.

    the thing with the houthis is certainly disconcerting

    That's the same BS as assuming the Bush II administration knew 9/11 was going to happen and let it happen.

    oh, i think there was a lot more information coming in from a much wider range of sources than there was for 9/11, there's already at least one court case and i doubt it'll be the last

    Netanyahu fucked up, big time, and I think Israelis are right for wanting him out sooner rather than later.

    yeah but whaling on hamas seems to be a higher priority for most of them, and if they're committed to not changing horses in midstream he's heavily incentivized to make the stream resemble the amazon delta

    We're stuck being interconnected until civilization crashes.

    meh, i'm no accelerationist but i suspect keeping unsustainable things going as long as possible can make the subsequent crash harder and deeper, i'm sure i don't have to explain overshoot to u of all people

    as jmg says, collapse early and avoid the rush

    639:

    Zeroth @ 636:

    ... F-16s won't help Ukraine that much, they're just as vulnerable to Soviet air defenses as Ukraine's current aircraft. What Ukraine really needs is a few F-35s to leaven the mix.

    The F-35s are a bit pricey, but probably capable of suppressing Russian air defenses well enough to leave room for the 4th generation aircraft to make life difficult for the ground forces.

    F-16s can do one thing the F-35s can't do though - fly in the rain.

    640:

    I think the Ukrainians have made it pretty clear they will fight with kitchen knives if they must. Russia has been performing a 'scorched earth' invasion and occupation, which doesn't leave much option for the any of the current occupants of the country.

    we seem to be reading and listening to totally different despatches here, scorched earth normally means burning crops and wrecking infrastructure so an opposing force can't feed itself, like the russians retreating before napoleon or sherman's march to the sea, the russians have been trying to shut down ukraine's electricity grid and have hit some grain silos but that's hardly the same thing

    Really, the ability to stop what is one of the largest militaries in the world, push them back somewhat and completely prevent them from advancing at all since then should be seen as a stunning success.

    except the russians have been advancing in some areas, they've just been methodical about it, concentrating on attrition of the opposing forces rather than capturing territory

    and the ukrainians seem (perhaps u have better information?) to be attempting to conscript all manner of what would ordinarily be considered non-combatants, and to get military-age refugees sent back to fight (germany says no, poland's intrigued)

    I have no idea what you think Biden could/should have done to stop the war in Ukraine, but the US doesn't have that kind of power.

    well, biden can't do it cos he (or whoever has their hand up his bum) believes it's necessary to keep it going, sunk costs and all that

    trump doesn't

    and look, maybe you're right and if he goes over there and says "no more money or weapons, sign a ceasefire" they'll ignore him and draw their kitchen knives

    but i think they're pretty tired

    641:

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    adrian smith 616:

    you are not e e cummings so it is okay for you to utilize CAPITAL LETTERS

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    DeMarquis 629:

    nope... nope... nope... Sarah Connor teleported back to stop Kennedy because he was coopted by SkyNet to further fund the post-WW2 military-industrial complex necessary to bring forth circumstances leading to SkyNet... either they blamed Oswald or there'd have to be an admission that the USA was caught up as a minor league battle in a centuries-deep temporal war... which is embarrassing, right? ...demoted from world superpower to incidental side action would be ego crushing

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    adrian smith 603:

    trump didn't have any [wars]

    ...aside from encouraging a QCW/SME (quasi-cold-war-slash-slow-motion-enslavement) against women by way of unraveling long held civil rights by weakening and/or eliminating: “Roe-v-Wade”, DEI, EEOC, unions, et al.

    His open-ended support of bigotry-racism-sexism-muzzlization[1] against all those non-white, non-Christian, non-straight, non-wealthy. Who constitute about 70% of the populace.

    How about calling it what it was? Trump's war on anyone who as not a vocal supporter? Along with so many grifts there's still new ones being found? All politician steal, however Trump got so petty and so down in the weeds he makes Spiro Agnew resemble freshly descending snow.

    ====

    [1] new word for the 2020s ==> muzzlization = hurting journalists until they fall down or go silent; muzzling those who would criticize and/or go around investigating the ruling elite;

    ====

    642:

    F-16s can do one thing the F-35s can't do though - fly in the rain.

    and how long does it take to train to fly those things? or maybe it's a more intuitive interface and u can pick it up in a week or two, who knows

    i suppose they could get american "contractors" to fly them in a pinch, but if the russians did manage to down any it'd be a marketing nightmare

    643:

    The logistical tail for an F35 is massive. Especially compared to that for an F16.

    644:

    adrian smith 642:

    for $4.99 you can buy "Dummies Guide to Flying F-35 Combat Missions (Right-Handed Pilots)"

    whereas it costs $39.99 for "Dummies Guide to Flying F-35 Combat Missions (Left-Handed Pilots)" ...there being significant tweaks to customize the HUD properly

    and for another $99.99 you can get in-flight tech support from Lockheed Martin for 12 months

    however be advised you'll also need to separately sign up with sub-contractors -- Northrop Grumman, BAE Systems, Pratt & Whitney, etc -- terms and condition vary

    { "if you're trying to restart your engines press one" }

    645:

    But that wasn't my point. My point was the US is not going to do an assassination in Russia or Israel, both of whom have nukes.

    Why not?

    Russia has totally done assassinations in the UK, which has nukes, in the past decade.

    Nukes are not militarily usable: their original purpose has been superseded by JDAMs and similar high precision guided munitions, which are now cheap, plentiful, and everywhere.

    646:

    F-16s can do one thing the F-35s can't do though - fly in the rain.

    The US Navy will be very surprised to be told that their F-35Cs can't fly in the rain (ditto for the RN and its F-35Bs). It's kind of wet at sea a lot of the time...

    The important thing about the Ukraine getting F-16s is that they will have access to a lot of NATO-standard weapons which can communicate with the F-16's onboard systems. At the moment the Ukrainian ex-Soviet aircraft can carry Western HARM and Storm Shadow missiles but they have to be bodged onto the launch rails and can't be programmed or targetted in flight by the pilot or weapons officer. The F-16s will be able to use such weapons to their full capability. There are also things like ECM pods, targetting systems and the like which can be added to the shopping basket in time.

    647:

    I was referring to how it would impact on the world outside the USA, as I thought I had made clear. Most of the world doesn't give a damn whether the USA is ruled by a dictator, a consortium of oligarchs, or whatever - nor what it does within its own boundaries. As far as the effect on the rest of the world goes, both of them have been thorough-going shits (in slightly different ways), as has been the norm since Eisenhower.

    648:

    I agree with you, but this is at least one aspect in which Biden did encourage Putin's insane invasion. Putin proposed to open talks, but Biden's agents (in both the USA and UK) told Zelenskyy NOT to do so, to go for a total military defeat of Russia, and we would provide all the arms etc. he needed.

    What would have come out of talks? I can't say. But telling Russia that the only solution that the USA would accept was total military defeat of Russia encouraged Russia's paranoia.

    649:

    It is probably the most plausible theory, though I know of others. One is that he arranged for the mob's help to get elected (we know he had links, and was amoral enough), promised them certain kickbacks, and didn't deliver.

    I don't know if LBJ assigned people to find out who was behind Oswald (and probably Ruby etc.) but, if he did and if they found out, I am sure that the information will not surface in our lifetimes.

    650:

    To me, this isn't anti-Semitic opinion

    It may be called that, depending on who you are dealing with.

    Consider the following definition, put forth by the International Holocaust Remembrance Alliance and used as the basis for laws in Australia and Canada (among others):

    https://www.holocaustremembrance.com/resources/working-definitions-charters/working-definition-antisemitism

    At first glance it seems simple and reasonable, but as my friend the lawyer is fond of pointing out, the reason laws do not appear simple is that they are very precise, and simple definitions are often anything but when you encounter them in the legal system.

    Suppose there is a synagogue in Canada absolutely plastered with signs and posters supporting Israel, soliciting money for Israeli government bonds, etc. And suppose someone painted "stop killing children" over the walls of that synagogue (and over the signs and posters). Would that act be antisemitic? Vandalism, certainly. But is it a hate crime?

    I've worked with people who would say "yes", because to them any attack on something Jewish is anti-semitism. A synagogue is Jewish, therefore any attack (or criticism) of a synagogue is antisemitic. Israel is Jewish, therefore any attack (or criticism) of Israel is antisemitic. They would start with the IHRA definition as an absolute, and remove all nuance. (On the grounds that there is no nuance when dealing with absolute evil.)

    Personally I'm not convinced. When a religious institution is promoting the selling of bonds of a government, should they be exempt from criticism for the acts of that government? The vandalism might be antisemitic, but wouldn't automatically be; it would depend on the motivation of the vandal. (It's also a damn stupid thing to do, purely for tactical political reasons, but that's a different can of annelids.) But I'm not a lawyer.

    Now consider the item "Drawing comparisons of contemporary Israeli policy to that of the Nazis." Given in that Smotrich, Ben-Gvir, and other Israeli ministers are calling for the removal of the vast majority of Palestinians, would it be antisemitic to point out that in the late 1930s the Nazi government considered mass emigration to be the "Final Solution" to the "Jewish Problem"?

    https://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/the-madagascar-plan-2

    It seems to me that sending two million Gaza Palestinians to the Democratic Republic of the Congo would be a recipe for disaster on the same scale as sending four million German Jews to Madagascar would have been. Is that an antisemitic thought? Would it still be one if I was jewish?

    In my own personal encounter with someone who threw around accusations of antisemitism, it became obvious that the term was a weapon used to get her what she wanted. (Which was political credit for an idea, and thus more influence.) I can't help but wonder how much the term is being weaponized right now.

    I'll admit to being a Bear of Very Little Brain, but I get uncomfortable when people start seeing the world in black-and-white, even people I agree with. Unfortunately, we seem to be sliding into another black-and-white period of history, where if you're not 100% with us you're an enemy.

    651:

    The USA has done it in Pakistan, too!

    652:

    I don't think Putin and Russia's paranoia needs any encouragement to keep going.

    They are in victim mode. Their empire collapsed, their industry was inefficient, their space program is gutted, the Chinese usurped their place on the world stage and they no longer get the deference/fear the Russian nationalists relish. Its only their oil reserves that prevent the place becoming just another third world country.

    Sane countries would invest in the modernising their industries and making it an attractive place to live but the oligarchs and corrupt government stopped that.

    It was right for Russia to be reminded that just invading neighbouring countries on a whim is nekulturny. Telling them to withdraw to previous positions was not an unreasonable position.

    653:

    Meanwhile, it appears that one possible flashpoint has been ( at least temporarily ) defused.
    it turns out the bombs detonated in Iran were from an even more extreme/insane collection of religious nutters than the mullahs in Tehran.
    Though I note that Iran is going: "We'll get you for that"

    654:

    "hit some grain silos"

    ... So I guessed you missed the BBC reporting on Russia systematically stealing the entire grain harvest from the parts of Ukraine they occupy?

    More deets from UK government on who they're sanctioning for this behaviour (with evidence) here.

    If you're worried that the BBC and the British government might be partisan in their coverage, here's the wikipedia monograph on 2022 Russian theft of Ukrainian grain.

    Finally, Russia has done this to Ukraine before, with genocidal intent, 90 years ago.

    655:

    You can always make a bad situation worse. Russia really tried to change in the period 1990-1995, and the west shafted them all along the line. So they were extremely paranoid, for good reason, but there was no need to exacerbate that.

    Let's ignore the humanitarian justification for Russia's presence in the Donbass etc. as mentioned in #616, though it is relevant. Obama (and the USA under both Trump and Biden) told Zelenskyy (publicly) that negotiating even a total withdrawal was unacceptable - it had to be a total MILITARY defeat of Russia. That's insane diplomacy.

    No, I don't know what would have happened in talks, or at the UK, but the USA/NATO/etc. was determined to ensure that it never came to that. And THAT's what you can blame the last three USA president's for.

    656:

    What is unclear is whether this is official policy, or whether it is the Russian state losing control of its own armed forces and kleptocrats seizing an opportunity. Either is possible. If Putin is losing control to that extent, it's not good news for Russia, and means that all predictions of the future are seriously unreliable.

    657:

    I'm pretty sure Zelensky wasn't too keen on negotiating with the ex-KGB guy with a history of assassinating enemies overseas who had send death squads to assassinate Zelensky in Kyiv in the opening week of the war.

    Can't imagine why that might be the case.

    (If you try to assassinate your enemy leadership, they might just take it personally.)

    658:

    I was talking about the period 2014 to 2021, when Putin was still requesting talks. As far as I know, none of the assassination attempts started before 2022.

    659:

    So I guessed you missed the BBC reporting on Russia systematically stealing the entire grain harvest from the parts of Ukraine they occupy?

    large-scale ("tens of thousands of hectares") ukrainian-owned businesses having stuff expropriated in areas the russians now consider part of russia? yeah, that's rough but not hugely surprising, it's not exactly a second holodomor tho

    660:

    Slippery slope, dude. I'm going to go with the whole Russian denialism about Ukraine being a state/culture in its own right and history of genocide against Ukrainians and suggest that maybe they haven't gone the whole way to holodomor yet, but only because they don't have the degree of control that Stalin had, yet.

    661:

    I'm going to go with the whole Russian denialism about Ukraine being a state/culture in its own right

    I thought Putin said this on TV in the last year or so. Or is this a false memory and it was Russian TV commentary stating this and no one denying it?

    662:

    i don't think anyone's ever going to have the degree of control stalin had, even if the chinese dream about it, putin cares about his image in the non-west and it would not be enhanced by a genocide

    ukrainians who want to carry on doing business in the new oblasts would probably be best advised to eat borscht and take elocution lessons tho

    663:

    EC @ 655
    Try a different tune? Your repetition about how Russia - especially with eg-KGB Secret Policeman Putin in charge is pure & innocent ...
    Simply not only won't wash - it's not true.
    Go back a thread or two or three & read about Dugin & the other flock(s) of revanchist nutters, why don't you?
    SEE ALSO - Charlie @ 657?
    - @ 658 - you mean after Putin became dictator & the three Baltic states RAN to join NATO?
    Bloody GROW UP!

    David L
    No, you did not imagine it - Putin has said it, more than once & so have all his good little choristers.

    664:

    It may be called that, depending on who you are dealing with.

    Yup. Then, being the nasty person I am, I then point out that:

    --Apparently, a large majority of Israelis want Netanyahu gone.

    --The official policy of Israel, so far as I know, is that they're fighting Hamas, not undertaking the ethnic cleansing of Gaza, regardless of what it might look like. Some Israeli pols have espoused the ethnic cleansing, which I find creepy.

    --The massacre in Gaza is due to both Hamas and Israel, Hamas for using human shields to a really scary degree, and Israel pounding those human shields to get at Hamas. I find this situation horrifying and sympathize with the human shields more than I do with the warfighters on either side.

    Of course A FEW people are going to see these views as anti-Semitic, but it does them little good to do so.

    The point about human shields is the one that concerns me the most, because using "human shields" in the broad sense seems to be a wave of the future.

    This isn't just about urban warfare and high explosives.

    If you think about it, one huge problem with combating climate change is that the petroleum industry is doing their damnedest to use all as human shields, so that our lives have to be disrupted or destroyed to stop them. They're not alone, either. Decarbonizing civilization shouldn't have a butcher's bill, but it does.

    665:

    The period after they unilaterally invaded Crimea and sent troops into Donbas? Why would anyone take their 'negotiations' seriously?

    666:

    --The massacre in Gaza is due to both Hamas and Israel, Hamas for using human shields to a really scary degree,

    how would u have hamas fight in a place as crowded as gaza without "using human shields" tho? build all their tunnels in one clearly marked area so the israelis could drop bunker busters on it in safety?

    or should they just accept that fighting there at all would be irresponsible and take up pacifism

    667:

    Sure. It wasn't Russia. It was ALL being done by Russian's living in the area and rising up against their unfair treatment.

    Remember Eduard Shevardnadze? Minister of Foreign Affairs of the Soviet Union.

    After the USSR fell apart he went to Georgia and was president for a while. While Russia was fighting to take control of parts of Georgia. With similar explanations. He make a statement one time that when he talked with Russia they said they didn't know who was driving those Russian tanks. They must have fallen off the transport trucks and been stolen.

    668:

    636 and 639 - OK, the integration work hasn't been done yet, but F-16s are definitely Meteor capable, and I'm not sure that F-35s are.

    644 - "If you're trying to restart your engines, you are in the wrong type of aircraft."

    669:

    "The F-35s are a bit pricey", you could say that. And I can afford a Lamborgini Countach.

    Let's not count the spare parts, or the very highly-trained staff to maintain and service them, and, oh, right, the latest software updates to that you can start your engine, and not crash, but, of course, you won't get the latest, those go only to the US military....

    670:

    "Ally"? We want to see the newest Godzilla movie, so just last weekend, we watched Shin Godzilla, the first of this new series. Dialog (translated) was a bit awkward, but things got slipped in, such as where the hero guy from the Japanese government says to the American diplomat (who's Japanese-American) "But we're just a client state."

    671:

    how would u have hamas fight in a place as crowded as gaza without "using human shields" tho? build all their tunnels in one clearly marked area so the israelis could drop bunker busters on it in safety?

    I would first ask what Hamas is fighting for in this case. It doesn't seem to be the well-being of Gazans. If it's the end of Israel as a nation-state and their method is triggering global revulsion by the ethnic cleansing of Gaza, that's not something I support.

    Since I'm willing to include non-violent conflict in a menu of options, that would be my first option. And before we go further, non-violence is not necessarily pacifism, it's putting politics in the fraught space between everyday politics as usual and armed conflict.

    Would nonviolence work in Palestine? On the evidence, it hasn't so far. But neither has violence.

    672:

    Right... but he's not sending them after national leaders. That only happens in countries where the people aren't "white".

    673:

    I'd be astonished if Meteor integration wasn't already a done deal on the F-35 given that the UK, France, Italy, Germany, and Spain are all buying Meteor and one of its selling points was "can be fired from an F-35".

    (For Americans: it's like a modern, updated AIM-47 Phoenix -- a big-ass Mach 4 beyond visual range AAM with a no-escape zone twice as large as the latest AMRAAM variant. Twice the price, but developed this century and a whole lot of improvements have gone into it.)

    674:

    Right... but he's not sending them after national leaders. That only happens in countries where the people aren't "white".

    Unless their name is Volodymyr Zelenskyy.

    Or do you suppose that Putin considers Ukrainians to be "non-white"?

    675:

    Like most of the Israeli claims about Hamas, the 'human shields' one is mostly black propaganda, used to justify Israeli atrocities.

    https://www.amnesty.org.uk/gaza-questions

    676:

    Well, outside Crimea at least. Following the coup, one of the first actions of the regime was to renege on an agreement that allowed the Russian-monoglot minority to use their native language in schools and administration. That was reversed later by the courts but, by then, it was too late, the rebellion had established itself and Kiev/Kyiv had started shelling and bombing the dissident areas.

    Crimea was triggered by the statements of some of the coup's leaders that they would renege on the Sebastopol treaty and turn it into a NATO base. Russia couldn't ignore that militarily any more than the USA would ignore Cuba threatening to take over Guantanamo Bay and turn it into a USSR/Chinese/nameyourenemy_here base. As I said at the time, they had no MILITARY option.

    677:

    whitroth
    but, of course, you won't get the latest, those go only to the US military....
    Really?
    Anyone told the RN that, I wonder?

    H @ 671
    Hamas stated aim is to "kill all jews" - which may, or may not be deadly serious, though it is serious. That's why they quite deliberately targeted a Peace/Rock concert & massacred people, in the deliberate ploy to get Israel & Benny to lash out with zero restraint.
    To Hamas the people of Gaza are just as much useful slaughterable blood-counters as they are to the Israeli military ...

    Charlie @ 674
    Probably - he regards all who will not grovel to him as totally expendable, because they are "nazis".
    Putin wants, above everything else: control.
    In that he is like Adolf, or Stalin, or Sauron, even.
    The petrochemicals he is addicted to are the source of his "One Ring" power ... and a lot of us, numbers growing slowly by the day are turning away from that power, which he cannot allow.
    Which is why he's doing his best to buy, not just DJT, but the entire US "republican" party.

    678:

    Well, I mean, Ukraine is part of Mother Russia, so he doesn't count.

    sigh

    679:

    Or do you suppose that Putin considers Ukrainians to be "non-white"?

    Maaaybeeee??????

    He says in a voice rising as asking a question.

    Actually I think in Putin's Russia, not being Russian counts.

    680:

    You should ask what options they have, and look at what has been happening in the West Bank as well as Gaza. Fatah took the path of cooperating with Israel in the control of Palestinians, but that has not stopped or even reduced the Israeli ethnic cleansing and other atrocities.

    Gaza is in a worse position, because ALL they have ever been offered is that Israel will stop bombing them if they accede to living in a permanent prison camp. That was the face even before Hamas came into existence and a large part of the reason for that. In the past, Hamas has declared a unilateral cease-fire and made requests to talk, but Israel has always responded by murdering a few Hamas leaders until they resumed hostilities. I cannot say why Hamas chose to launch its terrorist attack, but it is possible that it was a response to the increase in Israeli atrocities in the West Bank over the past few years.

    So what SHOULD they do?

    681:

    »Hamas stated aim is to "kill all jews"«

    Gee...

    I can't possibly imagine why anybody would adopt such a policy, after just 70 years of being at the pointed end of the neighbors quest for "lebensraum" ?

    Can you ?

    BTW, that neighbor state has a "nudge, nudge, wink, wink" stated policy of "getting rid" of all palestinians and stealing all their land.

    Right now, as we debate here, they are in busy with a genocide in furtherance of that policy, and the rest of the world is not doing shit about it!

    My personal opinion is, that in any conflict, the stronger part morally and /automatically/ has the greater responsibility for upholding the Universal Human Rights.

    But when was the last time you heard anybody from that apartheid state, even mention human rights, when it was not about themselves ?

    Right, me neither…

    And to think that the UN adopted the Universal Human Rights /precisely/ because of what happened to them…

    So yeah, blame it on Hamas...

    682:

    In any case, it's a black falsehood. Yes, one could understand if they did have that aim, but they don't.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamas

    683:

    Remember what I did for a living before I developed chronic renal failure? Even if it fits into the F-35 weapons bays, no example of any variant of the F-35 has yet fired a Meteor; Gripen, Tornado and Typhoon all fired several examples before the weapon was accepted for service. I know because I was there.

    684:

    Howard NYC @ 641:

    nope... nope... nope... Sarah Connor teleported back to stop Kennedy because he was coopted by SkyNet to further fund the post-WW2 military-industrial complex necessary to bring forth circumstances leading to SkyNet... either they blamed Oswald or there'd have to be an admission that the USA was caught up as a minor league battle in a centuries-deep temporal war... which is embarrassing, right? ...demoted from world superpower to incidental side action would be ego crushing

    I concluded several years ago that Oswald was a paid FBI informant - in the vein of "The C.P.U.S.A. would have collapsed in the early 50s if not for the FBI, because the only dues paying members were the FBI's paid informants ..."

    Oswald's "support" for Cuba was a smokescreen and his selection as the patsy in the Kennedy assassination was deliberate to poke a stick into J. Edgar Hoover's eye.

    Oswald was meant to embarrass the FBI, which is why Hoover went to such extraordinary lengths to "bury" the Oswald's FBI connections after he was murdered.

    685:

    Charlie Stross @ 645:

    "But that wasn't my point. My point was the US is not going to do an assassination in Russia or Israel, both of whom have nukes."

    Why not?

    Russia has totally done assassinations in the UK, which has nukes, in the past decade.

    I think it's because the U.S. isn't very good at it. We don't do it because we CAN'T do it.

    Russia has agents who can blend in (had agents who previously could blend in?) with U.K. populations. As much as the CIA et al wish they had them, the U.S. doesn't have those kind of assets available.

    How many COVERT assassinations has the CIA ever successfully carried out?

    The U.S. substitutes technology for the human assets they lack.

    Hellfire R9X

    You think the Russians wouldn't find it a bit provocative if the U.S. had Predator Drones w/Hellfire missiles (our preferred assassination tools) loitering around over Moscow? 🙃

    686:

    Nojay @ 646:

    "F-16s can do one thing the F-35s can't do though - fly in the rain."

    The US Navy will be very surprised to be told that their F-35Cs can't fly in the rain (ditto for the RN and its F-35Bs). It's kind of wet at sea a lot of the time...

    It was snark aimed at some of the F-35's current developmental difficulties:

    The F-35 Finally Met Its Nemesis: Weather

    The F-35 Lightning II can’t fly in lightning once again

    See also:

    British F-35 crashes into sea after failing to take off

    ... and, of course:

    F-35 still missing in South Carolina after pilot ejects safely 1

    The important thing about the Ukraine getting F-16s is that they will have access to a lot of NATO-standard weapons which can communicate with the F-16's onboard systems. At the moment the Ukrainian ex-Soviet aircraft can carry Western HARM and Storm Shadow missiles but they have to be bodged onto the launch rails and can't be programmed or targetted in flight by the pilot or weapons officer. The F-16s will be able to use such weapons to their full capability. There are also things like ECM pods, targetting systems and the like which can be added to the shopping basket in time.

    I quite agree. More importantly, the F-16 is a PROVEN aircraft Ukraine can USE; not one that is still under development.

    The F-16 did have its own problems when it was introduced, but they've mostly been worked out over the last 45 years. I expect that by 2060 all the bugs will be worked out for the F-35 as well.

    But Ukraine needs reliable aircraft NOW.

    1 They have recovered the wreckage since that news item appeared, but there is still no report on why the pilot ejected, or even if HE did eject (USMC F-35s are equipped with an auto-eject system).

    687:

    Russia has agents who can blend in (had agents who previously could blend in?) with U.K. populations. As much as the CIA et al wish they had them, the U.S. doesn't have those kind of assets available.

    GRU and KGB agents this century aren't terribly good at blending in -- but at least in the UK, what they've got going for them is a large (1-2% of population) Polish and Eastern European immigrant demographic. And most Brits can't tell the difference between a Pole and a Russian: they speak English with broadly similar accents to British ears.

    The CIA, mind you, is terrible at recruiting officers for overseas undercover work: Mormons play well with checklist-driven recruitment policies for the CIA (they're American citizens with limited or no foreign travel experience, generally conservative, sober non-gamblers who don't do drugs not even caffeine, and they all speak at least one foreign language because: missionary work) even though they're terrible at doing the job because they look like, well, Mormon missionaries. And because they don't hire officers who have lived in dodgy parts of the world where they might be stationed, or who have married foreigners, they're very inexperienced.

    (These are both wild exaggerations, but also contain a grain of truth. The KGB no longer has a pool of local ideologically-motivated volunteers to tap into in any given country, they're under-funded so no crazy small-town America training villages/agent finishing schools in Siberia any more, so the quality of their training is degraded. And Americans who haven't traveled outside the USA enough to be exposed to other civil societies tend to unconsciously assume that everyone thinks more or less the same way or wants the same things, once you get past the fancy dress -- which is a terrible cognitive bias for a spy.)

    688:

    who haven't traveled outside the USA enough to be exposed to other civil societies tend to unconsciously assume that everyone thinks more or less the same way or wants the same things

    Not always unconsciously. From reddit's "legal advice india" we get this recent gem:

    Laws are mostly the same everywhere. Especially discrimination laws.

    https://www.reddit.com/r/LegalAdviceIndia/comments/18wrgbr/comment/kg24d8j/

    689:

    I don't think that you were replying to me.

    690:

    Moz
    I got a REALLY WIERD & possibly unsafe internal reply to your link ...
    Like "Continue as "Shoulder_Emergency$Number"
    NOT going there ...
    Got an alternative link, that might be safer?

    691:

    There is no chance that Ukraine will get F-35s. The USA refuses to let even its closest allies see the software, is nearly as proprietary about many other aspects, and would have heebie-jeebies at the very thought of one going down in Russian-controlled territory. Even if they fitted them with an auto-destruct mechanism!

    692:

    "How many COVERT assassinations has the CIA ever successfully carried out?"

    There is no way to answer that question. None? Thousands?

    I sincerely hope that they are rare and highly targeted, with a need for high level approval. But nobody aside from the people involved really know. The CIA is big enough and rich enough they could do that stuff through cutouts as well.

    Killing people with Hellfire missiles is on purpose, to send a message - much like using Novichok instead of just a knife. I assume there are other times when such messages are not the goal. /sidebar

    FWIW I seriously doubt Putin will be assassinated by outsiders. I could see some inner circle people deciding to defenestrate him in a bid for power (to gain it or to keep from losing it). Most likely he'll die naturally and then the oligarchs will play Game of Thrones for awhile and the Russian military will collapse.

    693:

    Rocketjps
    After all an internal assassination is the truly Russian way to do it ...
    Look up the number of Tsars, just in the Romanov era, who were bumped off ... ??

    694:

    It sounds like you (or someone) may have previously created a reddit account on the device you were using.

    "Shoulder_Emergency$Number" would be in the style of a reddit account name that is generated automatically if you do not choose your own.

    Seems that you have a cookie that's stored your login information. Or a weird reddit glitch is always possible

    695:

    https://ibb.co/dWstKBd screenshot of the above reddit link from a new private browsing session in firefox.

    (and sorry EC, I was trying to Charlie but clicked the wrong post. I did quote all the things, including reddit, so the link is just there for those who may doubt that anyone could be as clueless as I'm claiming. But then is is reddit so Poe's Law applies)

    696:

    The USA refuses to let even its closest allies see the software,

    Does that include BAe Systems who write a lot of the F-35's code?

    As for the Meteor missile, the issue is carrying it in the F-35's internal bays. It's a big missile, about the largest that will fit in the weapons bays and you really really don't want the engine to start up while it's still on its launch rails inside the aircraft. What they're working on is a mechanical system that will extend the missile out of the bay before the missile is released and flies off to glory. Smaller missiles are easier to integrate into such weapons bays and of course missiles carried externally on pylons don't suffer from the internal bay problem, ditto for free-fall bombs and other similar ordnance.

    The Royal Navy has been operating F-35Bs on exercise in "beast mode" carrying external stores underwing. I'd expect Meteor to get qualified in that mode before the internal bay full-stealth capability is proved.

    697:

    And because they don't hire officers who have lived in dodgy parts of the world where they might be stationed, or who have married foreigners, they're very inexperienced.

    Which begs the question: Why doesn't CIA hire officers who had lived in dodgy parts of the world? Even children of US servicemen, who spent much of their childhood overseas, would be an immense improvement.

    698:

    I would first ask what Hamas is fighting for in this case. It doesn't seem to be the well-being of Gazans.

    change? the dignity that comes fom opposing oppression?

    If it's the end of Israel as a nation-state and their method is triggering global revulsion by the ethnic cleansing of Gaza, that's not something I support.

    it's probably the end of israel as an ethnostate, though goading them into becoming what they despise might be part of the process, i imagine people who've been deprived of hope of a better future are willing to make sacrifices the rest of us wouldn't contemplate

    Since I'm willing to include non-violent conflict in a menu of options, that would be my first option. And before we go further, non-violence is not necessarily pacifism, it's putting politics in the fraught space between everyday politics as usual and armed conflict.

    this is a little abstract, non-violence famously worked in india when the ratio of colonized to colonizers was large and the tide had turned for the empire, but could u be more specific about the types of activity u think might be effective in a bantustan like gaza?

    699:

    "Crimea was triggered by the statements of some of the coup's leaders that they would renege on the Sebastopol treaty and turn it into a NATO base. Russia couldn't ignore that militarily any more than..."

    This is the one single idea of your's on the subject of Ukraine I've ever agreed with. Yes, the very first thing that should have happened was a diplomatic note to Putin saying, 'Don't worry, we're leaving Crimea alone' maybe followed by 'please feel free to whack a few of our crazies.'

    700:

    "And Americans who haven't traveled outside the USA enough to be exposed to other civil societies tend to unconsciously assume that everyone thinks more or less the same way or wants the same things, once you get past the fancy dress -- which is a terrible cognitive bias for a spy."

    But a great cognitive bias if you want to recruit the enemy or bribe someone who'd ordinarily be unwilling to take your ruble... Like our two Supreme Court Justices who went heavily into debt (and thus went from 'self-hating Black conservative' or 'obnoxious ex-fratboy' to 'possible asset' in the time it took someone to lay down his credit card once two many times!)

    701:

    https://www.vox.com/23899688/2024-election-republican-primary-death-threats-trump

    In her paper, Kleinfeld notes a striking example of this effect at work — a comment by Kim Ward, the Trump-supporting Republican leader of the Pennsylvania state Senate, on what would happen if she spoke out against the former president. “I’d get my house bombed tonight,” Ward said.

    702:

    this is a little abstract, non-violence famously worked in india when the ratio of colonized to colonizers was large and the tide had turned for the empire, but could u be more specific about the types of activity u think might be effective in a bantustan like gaza?

    No, I won't. I've got a whole shelf of tactics and strategies, and it's years out of date. Think of a DDoS as the machine gun version of an old school physical strike and you'll see what I mean about technology transforming nonviolence. Gandhi's no more applicable than WWI trench warfare is.

    The problem is, even with cyberattacks, a nonviolent campaign needs to be organized with a goal to, say, force Israel to a legitimate two state solution. And Hamas is in a malign codependency with the Israeli hard right, both of whom seem to need to fight each other to legitimize their existence (e.g. https://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/a-malign-codependency ). I'm not enough of a politician to see how to end this, but I'd like to see it end sooner rather than later, ideally with both Hamas and the Israeli far right going down together.

    703:

    TOTALLY CHANGING THE SUBJECT:

    "Encoded sewing soft textile robots" ( https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/sciadv.adk3855? )

    Work out of Shanghai about how to encode structures actions into soft knit robots though encoded seams. Really cool if you're into soft robotics and programmable knitting machines. I'm betting we'll see a lot of this stuff in coming years.

    704:

    »Does that include BAe Systems who write a lot of the F-35's code?«

    Yes.

    BAe and other similarly situated, only get to see the minimal set of APIs they need to use to interface the munitions they are working on.

    705:

    Meanwhile - totally off-topics: Perhaps Boeing should simply scrap all 737-max's? - this after they - quite literally - found a screw { bolt/nut, actually } loose in the rudder controls last week!
    Also the "FT" is saying that the British Library has been hit by a massive cyber attack ... - ah - also in the Grauniad

    Nojay
    Agreed - And, of course, there's one utterly vital bit of "kit" in the f-35, without which it would/could not fly: The Martin-Baker ejector seat!

    706:

    There is a credible story of someone in the USA DoD (possibly the UK MoD) arguing with a superior over the contents of a document on his desk, to be told that he was not cleared to see it. He had written it ....

    There ain't no sanity clause.

    707:

    The Boeing 737-MAX story got much worse yesterday: an Alaska Airlines had an emergency exit blowout at altitude -- described by the BBC as a window, but it's actually a hull section that is often configured as an emergency overwing exit, and on this particular plane had no exit door installed, just a blanking plate.

    The plane in question only entered service on October 31st 2023, so it had been flying for about two months.

    Aviation Herald accident report here.

    This, on top of the 737-MAX crashes and the craziness over the 737-MAX 7 and 9 and Boeing's attempts to evade FAA oversight bespeak really serious quality issues at Boeing right now. And toxic management from the top down.

    (As of this morning Alaska is grounding its entire MAX-9 fleet.)

    708:

    The British Library ransomware attack happened in November and is still causing ongoing chaos. Ask me about my Public Lending Rights payments, grr ...

    709:

    For non-violence to work, it also needs the oppressor to either have a conscience or be both rational and critically dependent on the oppressed. It would not have worked against Genghis Khan, Stalin or Hitler, and the attempts at using it did not work against Israel, though much of that was due to the Fatah quislings. It was obviously completely hopeless in Gaza.

    710:

    I honestly don't see any problem with this. Hiding all the nasty internal bits of a system and presenting something usable is what APIs are for.

    Expecting client code/systems to fully understand what they are interfacing to is a common sign of a doomed project.

    711:

    BAe Systems write over 30 percent of the code flying on the F-35, depending on the model. The software control and integration for the Rolls Royce lift-fan system in the F-35B is pretty much all BAe Systems engineering. You're wrong. Sorry. (Not sorry).

    712:

    For the record, the company name is BAE Systems plc.

    British Aerospace plc (aka BAe) ceased to exist in 1999, though some Bristol taxi drivers still refer to the BAE Systems Filton site as "BAC", which denoted the British Aircraft Corporation up to 1977.

    For other gory details, see the full (maybe) BAE Systems family tree

    Officially the "BAE" doesn't stand for anything.

    713:

    There is a credible story of someone in the USA DoD (possibly the UK MoD) arguing with a superior over the contents of a document on his desk, to be told that he was not cleared to see it. He had written it ....

    While this sounds like an Onion article, I can see how it would happen. If the document was about X, in order to write it, the individual in question had to know something about X. If X was above his security clearance and he somehow learned about X without realizing it, he could write something meaningful and useful about X, unaware he is not allowed to have such knowledge.

    I am not saying that's exactly what happened, but if it did, the fault lies with whoever allowed the individual to learn about X in the first place.

    714:

    Circling back to Putin and Ukraine, there's a collection of statements at

    https://www.justsecurity.org/81789/russias-eliminationist-rhetoric-against-ukraine-a-collection/

    715:

    It took a few hours but (Sir) Barnes Wallis as the author and Project Upkeep eventually sprang to mind in this context.

    716:

    Charlie @ 708
    Yes, but the "open" publicity about this monumental fuck-up has only just surfaced ....

    Kardashev
    Euw.
    That's really, really nasty - down with Nazi "Untermensch" rhetoric.
    I do hope EC & Adrian Smith not only read these, but - finally - realise what Putin is trying to do.
    A second Holodomor at the minimum, it seems.

    717:

    yeah, cos people's rhetoric is always to be taken at face value, and history always repeats itself

    everybody always says exactly what they mean, and vice versa, because...hitler, probably

    he has so many lessons for us, if only we just open our ears

    but not our hearts obviously

    718:

    somehow learned about X without realizing it

    One wrinkle, at least in the US, is that there is a large collection of Xes that are simultaneously classified and openly known. Aspects of nuclear weapon design, reconnaissance satellite orbits and some of their capabilities etc.

    719:

    There is a credible story of someone in the USA DoD (possibly the UK MoD) arguing with a superior over the contents of a document on his desk, to be told that he was not cleared to see it. He had written it ....

    I personally know someone who showed up at the NSA at Fort Mead to give a talk on cyber security. This was 15+ years ago.

    He got in the front gate with his pass but was stopped at reception. His security clearance wasn't high enough to walk around without an escort. They it got better. His clearance wasn't high enough to attend HIS talk. Higher ups had to be called, waivers signed, etc... and he spent the rest of his time there with two big dudes on either side of him.

    He was allowed to give the talk.

    720:

    And that's a perfect example of a system receiving an input it was not designed to handle. Who was it a few threads back who said that "any system can be hacked"?

    721:

    One of the many reasons I always keep my seatbelt fastened when seated.

    (OK, turbulence is the main reason, but "not getting sucked out the hole in the hull" is also a decent reason!)

    722:

    There is a credible story of someone in the USA DoD (possibly the UK MoD) arguing with a superior over the contents of a document on his desk, to be told that he was not cleared to see it. He had written it ....

    That happened to my mom back in 1964 or so. After being one of the only female engineering students at her school, she was hired to work on missile guidance as the token female engineer in the division. One of her reports was classified, and when she asked to check it again, she was told she wasn't cleared to see it.

    723:

    For non-violence to work, it also needs the oppressor to either have a conscience or be both rational and critically dependent on the oppressed.

    See Harry Turtledove's short story "The Last Article" for one take on what would have happened if Gandhi has tried non-violence with the Nazis.

    724:

    Wikipedia reports 5.779 fatalities from all variants of the 737 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boeing_737#Accidents_and_incidents There is such a thing as hanging on to an old design too long. A clean sheet of paper redo of Boeing management culture, if attainable would be helpful.

    725:

    I've read a few secret documents a long time ago. One thing I noted (mentally, I might add) was that the documents came with an editing and amendments history. It's entirely possible that the report your mother wrote had been subsequently edited and amended by others and was now beyond her current security pay-grade.

    726:

    And that's a perfect example of a system receiving an input it was not designed to handle. Who was it a few threads back who said that "any system can be hacked"?

    That may have been me.

    Anyway, continuing the thread of security culture, my dad also was an engineer with a security clearance back in mid-century. He used to tell of openly published textbooks being marked classified, so that they could be plagiarized in-house without paying royalties. Reports of expensive equipment destroyed by shoddy shipping were also marked classified, of course. And so forth.

    A year or two ago, I saw a report of the Space Cadets US Space Force Academy having serious problems with security. Not leaks: Most MilSpace stuff is Top Sekret or whatever, to the point where they were struggling to figure out how to teach the first class of sophomores, since they obviously weren't qualified for the clearances they'd need to be taught what they needed to know to become qualified. Apparently this was prompting a wholesale reconsideration of how classified much of the US military space program actually needed to be.

    727:

    I've read a few secret documents a long time ago. One thing I noted (mentally, I might add) was that the documents came with an editing and amendments history. It's entirely possible that the report your mother wrote had been subsequently edited and amended by others and was now beyond her current security pay-grade.

    That's possible. If I remember right, she wrote up a report about how and why something didn't work. It was put in a vault marked, essentially, "Classified: ass-covering, for the purposes of," to be used in case the client got nosy about it.

    728:

    Wikipedia reports 5.779 fatalities from all variants of the 737

    A more meaningful stat would be deaths per takeoff/landing cycles. As a design with more than 30 years of service the death count will be higher than many others.

    And then you get into things such as when comparing do the A319, A320, A321, etc... count as separate models or a single model?

    I'm sure EC can better address this.

    729:

    For non-violence to work, it also needs the oppressor to either have a conscience or be both rational and critically dependent on the oppressed. It would not have worked against Genghis Khan, Stalin or Hitler, and the attempts at using it did not work against Israel, though much of that was due to the Fatah quislings. It was obviously completely hopeless in Gaza.

    I agree, with the caveat that violence isn't working for the Gazans or Hamas either, and there have been strikes in Israel to try to get Netanyahu out.

    Basically, if an amateur like myself could see an easy way out, some coalition would already be trying hard to make it happen. This mess doesn't have an easy solution, and keeping it from metastasizing into a regional or global war really is the first order of business.

    The take-home lesson all us small-brained bears is that we really need to step up right now and keep right wing authoritarian leaders from Getting Their Wars On. Everywhere. There's no need for Gaza to become the template for 21st Century urban warfare. Keeping this from happening requires us voters and citizens to actively keep the creeps' fingers off the shiny red buttons.

    730:

    comparison should be objectively measuring fatalities for various models of all commercia/civilian in terms of: (a) air-miles flown (b) passengers aboard (c) passenger-miles flown (d) hours in the air

    differing statistics reveal distinct attributes

    total number of passengers v. fatalities

    crashes v. hours in the air

    etc

    as an amateur at statistics I'm clueless but in terms of measuring GRC (governance-risk-compliance) the corporate mindset is how much harm is acceptable level of risk versus desired outcome... for an airline that's how many tickets sold have a happy landing, as well how many passenger-miles flown without a funeral... yeah it is cold blooded but when you consider safety equipment such as air bags in cars, the trade off is providing near-perfect safety achieved at eye watering costs (adds US$40,000 per each low end new car otherwise selling for US$30,000) versus affordability...

    it is what decides how crippled kids are acceptable before upgrading playgrounds and/or forbidding sales of trampolines, unicycles, et al

    as unpleasant as it is to type, airflights will never be perfectly safe... nothing built by humans is...

    731:

    Yes, possibly an unfair metric, the popularity of the series creates more opportunities for accidents, not all of which can be blamed on a dated design. I still don't find it reassuring.

    732:

    BTW - 56 years.

    And even before the Max it has many upgrades since that first commercial flight.

    103 deaths per year.

    Still way less than most any automobile in use in most any country in the world.

    733:

    The relevant word would be obsolescence.

    734:

    Boeing.

    I'm not a fan. They have morphed from a large bureaucratic company that could do decent job on large engineering projects involving big things into a large bureaucratic sales and marketing company who allows the engineers to do some work at times. And at times excellent but more and more average or mediocre.

    The HQ move from Seattle to Chicago and now to the Washington DC area is a perfect indicator of such.

    735:

    That, I'll agree with.

    736:

    »BAe Systems write over 30 percent of the code flying on the F-35, depending on the model.«

    Possibly, but that doesn't get them any access to the remaining 2/3 of the code.

    I'm not surprised however, that the initial allocation of 1MLOC, out of 8MLOC total, was insufficient, that never sounded credible to me.

    And I doubt the just took the extra space out of some other allocation, my guess is the 8MLOC has been OBE, like so much else in that flying monument to Second Systems Syndrome.

    737:

    When I was with NASA Langley Research Center in the late 70s and early 80s, no contracting company was more widely respected than Boeing. For their very smart staffs, their effort, and their integrity. I worked on NASA's Ada interests at the time and Boeing had the best bunch of Ada aficionados at the time.

    Boeing folks got to criticize their NASA counterparts and were almost always listened to. Times have certainly changed.

    738:

    »I worked on NASA's Ada interests at the time«

    Interesting!

    I'm working on a software simulation of the Rational R1000/s400 in context of datamuseum.dk:

    https://datamuseum.dk/wiki/Rational/R1000s400

    If you happen to have /anything/ lying around relating to those beasts, I would love to hear from you!

    For the rest of you: A 64bit(data)+64bit(type) computer, (ada-)object oriented in hardware/microcode and an Ada-primitive instruction set.

    We know of four survivors world wide and we have two of them in Datamuseum.dk, one running, one /almost/ running.

    739:

    Yes, the hull rate loss per departure for the original 737 family is 1.75 per million, for the Classic series 0.54, and for the NG series 0.27.

    In contrast, the Airbus 320 family has a total hull loss rate of 0.26 per million departures.

    And the Boeing 737 family has killed four times as many passengers and crew, despite only outselling the A320 family by about 5%.

    All newer airliners are remarkably safe and the newer 737s like the MAX are significantly safer than the old ones, but Airbus came up with a clean sheet design for a single aisle twinjet in the mid-80s, whereas the 737 design dates to the mid-sixties and is a direct descendant of the Boeing 367-80 of 1954 by way of the 707 (the dash-80's commercial descendant). Indeed, the 737 cockpit is substantially similar to the 707 family in dimensions, ergonomics, and noise level. It's a 70 year old design; the DC-3 is only 20 years older.

    740:

    Ran across this & thought I'd share as part of the discussion about taking old commercial properties and turning them into affordable housing:

    Company flipping former hotels into renovated, low-cost apartments in Raleigh

    741:

    Rocketpjs @ 692:

    "How many COVERT assassinations has the CIA ever successfully carried out?"

    There is no way to answer that question. None? Thousands?

    Ok, then look at it from the other direction. How many ATTEMPTED "covert" assassinations has the CIA had spectacularly blow up in their faces?

    I sincerely hope that they are rare and highly targeted, with a need for high level approval. But nobody aside from the people involved really know. The CIA is big enough and rich enough they could do that stuff through cutouts as well.

    They are and they do ... so rare & highly targeted that the U.S. doesn't do things that way ... primarily based on the CIA's history of failure in that area.

    The CIA's record of working through "cutouts" is even less successful.

    Not that the U.S. doesn't do assassinations, just NOT covert assassinations ... it's just NOT the American way of doing things (i.e. we're rubbish at covert, so we might as well be overt when we're going to kill someone.

    Killing people with Hellfire missiles is on purpose, to send a message - much like using Novichok instead of just a knife. I assume there are other times when such messages are not the goal. /sidebar

    I do think it's interesting that the U.S. developed a missile that can be targeted at a single individual without blowing up and killing any "innocent" bystanders. But that's certainly NOT covert.

    One look at the results and EVERYBODY knows who did it.

    FWIW I seriously doubt Putin will be assassinated by outsiders. I could see some inner circle people deciding to defenestrate him in a bid for power (to gain it or to keep from losing it). Most likely he'll die naturally and then the oligarchs will play Game of Thrones for awhile and the Russian military will collapse.

    I seriously doubt it too ... BUT if somehow it happens it ain't gonna' be the U.S.A. Our spy agencies just aren't good enough to carry it out.

    I don't think anyone in the U.S. (aside from maybe Trumpolini & the fascist wing of the fascist party) will shed a tear for Putin if someone does finally kill him.

    742:

    ilya187 @ 697:

    And because they don't hire officers who have lived in dodgy parts of the world where they might be stationed, or who have married foreigners, they're very inexperienced.

    Which begs the question: Why doesn't CIA hire officers who had lived in dodgy parts of the world? Even children of US servicemen, who spent much of their childhood overseas, would be an immense improvement.

    Prejudice ... and experience from prior failures.

    The CIA used to, back in the 1950s & early 1960s, but got burned by Soviet "moles" too many times. Institutional paranoia set in.

    743:

    Greg Tingey @ 705:

    Nojay
    Agreed - And, of course, there's one utterly vital bit of "kit" in the f-35, without which it would/could not fly: The Martin-Baker ejector seat!

    Like the one in the USMC F-35 down in South Carolina?

    The simple reason Ukraine will get the the F-16 (and NOT the F-35) is the F-35 is NOT fully operational ... and probably won't be for several more years.

    The F-16 is PROVEN technology and it's something Ukraine can use NOW.

    ... "A bird in the hand" and all that ...

    744:

    Off-topic, since we are well past 300...

    I can't stop thinking about this song from 1980 and nostalgic for 1957, mentioned in https://www.antipope.org/charlie/blog-static/2023/11/dont-create-the-torment-nexus.html :

    Ninety minutes from New York to Paris, eternally free and eternally young, a just machine to make big decisions, programmed by those with compassion and vision.....

    You know how occasionally some language has a word for a concept which other languages can express, but have no specific word for? Such as (from what I read) Tagalog has a word for "the feeling two people have when when need to do something but neither wants to, and each hopes the other will do it"?

    Well, I need a word for "the feeling one has when confronted with the level of naivete and techno-optimism so divorced from reality and from human nature, that it could only originate among white American nerds circa 1950's".

    Because the world outside US had a far too recent a memory of human nature at its worst, white American non-nerds had at least a vague understanding that their good fortune relied on the misfortune of others, whereas for non-white Americans (nerds or not) there was nothing "vague" about the said fact.

    745:

    Nojay @ 725:

    I've read a few secret documents a long time ago. One thing I noted (mentally, I might add) was that the documents came with an editing and amendments history. It's entirely possible that the report your mother wrote had been subsequently edited and amended by others and was now beyond her current security pay-grade.

    And it seems more likely (to me) that the document was just over-classified AFTER she wrote it.

    746:

    There is no Ukraine, nor Ukrainians - only Russians - latest.

    SO: - adrian smith ....
    Propaganda, pumped out, unendingly, with no counter-statements is NOT going to influence & alter the behaviour of the { In this case, Russian } population? Really?
    Tell that to the Catholic Church, or the Nazis, or the Han, or ...

    747:

    Ahh, shades of John Aristotle Phillips, who wrote a term paper in 1976 that included details of how to make a bomb like the one that was used on Nagasaki, which he worked out by himself. He got an A but the FBI took his paper...

    748:

    Tagalog has a word

    It also has a word meaning, roughly, "sometime in the future", rather like "manyana" but without the latter's connotation of frantic urgency. :-/

    At least, that's how the word (which I annoyingly can't remember) was explained to me several decades ago when I was (briefly) trying to learn some Tagalog.

    750:

    The subject came up in passing recently and I've been thinking about it a lot since last November; the 60th anniversary. I still vividly remember when I heard the news.

    I don't expect anyone to agree with me. If there are 8.1 billion people in the world today, there are probably 8.2 billion THEORIES about "whodunit" & why. This is just the narrative I've come up with to clarify my thoughts. Maybe sharing will help me get it off my mind.

    Feel free to pick it apart ...

    This is MY take on the Kennedy assassination -
    • J. Edgar Hoover (head of the FBI) hated Joseph Kennedy (JFK's father); he hated JFK and more than anything else he HATED having to answer to Attorney General Robert Kennedy.
    • Hoover was facing MANDATORY retirement in early 1964 unless President Kennedy issued a waiver - which Kennedy was NOT going to do.
    • Organized Crime in the USA (mafia, la cosa nostra ... THE MOB) were hurting from RFK's "war on crime", especially their interstate gambling operations 1.
    • LBJ had a problem because his protégé, Bobby Baker, was caught up in a public corruption scandal. Hoover had control of the evidence.
    • The CIA had been involved with the mob in their Anti-Castro operations. The involvement dated back to a deal the OSS made with Lucky Luciano during WW2.
    • Hoover also hated the CIA for encroaching on his turf (anti-Castro operations in Miami & New Orleans - the CIA's CHARTER forbids operations inside the U.S.) ... Hoover's conflicts with the CIA were greater than those between the FBI & CIA prior to 9/11/2001

    I do NOT believe Hoover or Johnson were active participants in the murder conspiracy itself. Nor do I believe it was a CIA operation. The assassination plot was wholly a mob operation, even though some of the mobsters who participated in it had also worked with the CIA on schemes to overthrow or kill Castro.

    The CIA's anti-Castro operations were thoroughly infiltrated by the mob who badly wanted to regain their foothold in Cuba.

    I DO BELIEVE Hoover knew about the assassination plot before hand (through illegal wire-taps on the mobsters gambling operations) and did nothing to interfere with it.

    He DID NOT share the information with the Secret Service or with Attorney General Kennedy.

    Had that come out, Hoover could have been charged as an Accessory before the Fact in the murder.

    The mob had more than one plot to assassinate Kennedy. If Dallas hadn't happened they had other cities in the works, some of which were uncovered by the Secret Service and caused Kennedy to change plans (remember that the Texas trip was a more than anything else a campaign trip for the upcoming 1964 election).

    Oswald came to the attention of the mob & the CIA as an FBI informant. Posing as a pro-Castro dissident in New Orleans, Oswald was positioned to uncover other pro-Castro "agents" within the Cuban community ...

    In Dallas, it appears the FBI inserted Oswald (the paid informant) into a scheme the CIA was (illegally) running to "steal" weapons from the U.S. Army at Ft. Hood in Texas to supply Anti-Castro Cubans.

    The New Orleans mob was the "middle man" in that scheme and the FBI was aware that some of the stolen weapons were being diverted to criminal enterprises.

    Jack Ruby was the mob's bag-man for police payoffs in Dallas. There is ample evidence Oswald & Ruby associated with one another.

    I believe Oswald was chosen as the patsy for the assassination BECAUSE his FBI connection would embarrass J. Edgar Hoover.

    There is substantial evidence Oswald was on the ground floor of the Texas School Book Depository when the assassination occurred - sufficient that a good lawyer could have created "reasonable doubt" that Oswald was the actual shooter.

    I'm not sure how the murder of Dallas police officer JD Tippit figures into all this, or if it even does.

    But the evidence does NOT appear to me to implicate Oswald.

    Oswald's REVOLVER had NOT been recently fired when he was arrested at the Texas Theater. At the scene (and from the autopsy) Tippit was killed with two different .38 handguns [two different types of ammunition] - one of them an AUTOMATIC that ejected spent shell casings.

    As noted, Oswald had a REVOLVER.

    There is evidence Oswald was aware of the plot. I believe this is the reason Oswald tried to contact FBI agent Hosty in Dallas in the days BEFORE the assassination.

    The story about Oswald threatening Agent Hosty was an after the fact concoction to hide Oswald's relationship with the bureau.

    I think much of the evidence] given for Oswald's bad character comes after the fact and is part of one coverup or another.

    WHY did Oswald go to the Texas Theater, if not to meet a handler or contact?

    While in jail in Dallas, before he was murdered, Oswald attempted to place a phone call to a former U.S. Intelligence officer in Raleigh, NC.. This appears to be a cutout contact provided Oswald & it's possible the "contact" was unaware of this, but it may be someone Oswald encountered in training before his "defection" - which seems to me to have been a false flag operation orchestrated by the Office of Naval Intelligence.

    After the assassination I believe there were other conspiracies aimed at covering up what happened and who was involved:

    • Oswald was supposed to have been killed while "resisting arrest" in the Texas Theater - but there too many witnesses?
    • Oswald was murdered by Jack Ruby LIVE ON NATIONAL TELEVISION, and never got his day in court. The mob shut his mouth forever.
    • J. Edgar Hoover got his age waiver from LBJ and WAS NOT forced to take mandatory retirement. The evidence against Bobby Baker (and by implication LBJ) evaporated.
    • The CIA overplayed its hand attempting to tie Oswald to Castro (trying to create a casus belliThe Warren Commission - I believe Warren had a secret charge from LBJ that no matter what the evidence showed, Warren had to prevent a war with Cuba ... and so Oswald became the "lone nut gunman".

    Oswald was NOT an FBI agent, nor a CIA agent ... but he did have the "fingerprints of Intelligence all over him" ...

    1 The older generation of mob bosses wouldn't get involved in the drug trade then, because they considered it a dirty business ... illegal interstate gambling was their main profit center in the early 60s, especially after their operations in Cuba were shut down by the Castro regime.

    751:

    Perhaps mañana. It, of course, means "tomorrow" in Spanish, with the connotation of "not today," if given as an answer for when you'll do something.

    752:

    greg, people talk all manner of smack about each other when they're at war, look at what the british used to say about the germans and what the americans said about the japanese during ww2 and what we say about them now, the last joke i remember about germans was about them attempting to bag all the sunloungers at holiday resorts (cos they were paying significantly more than their british fellow tourists and resented it, apparently)

    the russians and ukrainians are killing each other, so of course they're all up in their feelings

    once they stop (and they will, despite efforts from our side to prolong things indefinitely), all the propaganda will fade away

    753:

    Re: classification and need to know

    There used to be a problem with "TS//SCI" people that held a clearance, but they were not read into a specific compartment. Reading the wrong newspaper article was theoretically grounds for imprisonment. I'm sure it probably never happened though, and certainly that loophole has been fixed by now.

    754:

    CIA's CHARTER forbids operations inside the U.S.

    The CIA has no law enforcement authority within the US, but it can and does conduct activities inside the US that are a part of its foreign intelligence/operations authority. If, in the course of such activities, it finds things that seem illegal under US law, it sends criminal referrals to the Department of Justice. (DOJ virtually never does anything with the referrals.)

    755:

    didn't they have some sort of exchange program with mi6 to do shifty stuff in each other's country without breaking any rules tho

    756:

    The CIA also has this scheme called "sheep-dipping," which is "to formally, and usually temporarily, transfer military equipment or personnel to non-military ownership for the purpose of its employment in covert action with less risk of triggering armed conflict." They've been dipping since Vietnam, probably before.

    During the Bush 2 and Obama Eras, the CIA sheep-dipped so many military forces for lethal anti-terrorist operations (not just drone strikes!) that pre-emptive lethal self defense--not assassination, really!--became their major counter-terrorism operation, and one of their major operations, period. This was after capturing, detaining, and torturing people blew up in their faces, if you remember Gitmo and Abu Graib. This is the argument made by Mazzetti's 2013 Way of the Knife. (see synopsis at https://www.justsecurity.org/books-read/book-synopsis-knife/ I read it when it came out)

    The focus on counter-terrorism and violence dampened the CIA's espionage operations, to the point where they were caught as flat-footed by the Arab Spring as they were by the fall of the USSR. That's the story, anyway. My favorite book on the CIA is titled Legacy of Ashes for their history of spectacular failures with few spectacular successes beyond Argo. Anyway, military intelligence picked up the slack left by the CIA during the Obama era.

    Not sure where we are now. A lot has happened in the last decade.

    One concern worth noting is that most of the dippers and the dipped from the War On Terror are now private citizens. Thus, any resemblance between Republican political operations and former CIA hits may not be entirely coincidental. Yes, the CIA tends to be politically right. Why do you ask?

    757:

    without the latter's connotation of frantic urgency

    The equivalent of the Cornish word "dreckly" then.

    758:

    There is no similar word in Scots Gaelic which would convey just that precise sense of urgency.

    759:

    John S
    Those of us who remember 22/11/'63 are now a thinning cohort.
    But I do ....
    "Interesting"

    adrain smith
    SIGH
    Endless, repeated propaganda works, or hadn't you noticed?
    It is difficult to resist if you are submerged in it - the classic example has to be the catholic church, of course ....
    ... despite efforts from our side to prolong things indefinitely - STOP talking lying bollocks!

    760:

    Endless, repeated propaganda works, or hadn't you noticed?

    it certainly seems to on some people

    oh, u mean on russians, well i don't know, i can't observe the effects as directly

    761:

    Not that.

    The joke, of course, being that Filipinos are very laid-back — enough so that "manyana" is seen as urgent.

    Which fell rather flat with me, as at the time I didn't know what "manyana" meant (both connotation and denotation).

    762:

    Adrian smith @ 760
    Fact: Ukraine gave up all it's nuclear weapons, in return for a Russian guarantee to NOT INVADE, right?
    Fact: After ex-KGB man Putin became Russia's leader, the Baltic states RAN to join NATO, right?
    Fact: In 2014, Putin's Russia invaded Crimea + "Little Green Men" in the Donbass, right?
    Fact: In 2022, Putin's Russia made a serious attempt at a full-scale invasion & Coup against Ukraine + many documented War Crimes against civilians, right? Fact: Ex-KGB man Putin's Russia is still claiming that: (1) Ukraine does not exist & at the same time is full of "nazis" - right?

    After all of that + other Ru attempts on other bordering states, who is going to trust him - why should they?
    cough - Sweden & Finland, certainly don't!

    763:

    Like the one in the USMC F-35 down in South Carolina?

    The pilot survived, didn't he?

    (AIUI we don't yet know why the ejection occurred, and whether it was pilot-commanded or automatic, the F-35 having an auto-eject feature. The seat itself worked as designed, but something else clearly went wrong -- either human error or a mechanical/software failure. Worst case, the F-35 has a hidden and potentially lethal design flaw that the auto-eject feature saved the pilot from dying of. Spitballing an imaginary situation: we know the F-22 had serious problems with the pilot oxygen system in the early years -- it's designed to force air into the pilot's lungs under high-gee conditions, leading to numerous complaints of a chronic cough and possible injury -- and there was also a period during which the F-35 was grounded due to a fault in the cockpit oxygen system. If there's another fault in the oxygen circuit the pilot could have lost consciousness due to hypoxia, in which case the auto-eject might have been triggered even though the plane was technically still flyable, leading to the observed situation: pilot ejected, plane flies on autopilot for a considerable time afterwards. But unless they release a declassified report on the incident we won't know.)

    764:

    yeah, in 2014 russia invaded crimea and supported the donbass totally out of the blue and without any context whatever, it was shameful

    i dunno why we're bothering here, u believe the invasion was unprovoked and i don't

    i'm with john mearsheimer, i think this was set up and allowed to happen by people who thought they could gain advantage from it, but that they were catastrophically wrong, and the ukrainians have paid and are still paying a horrible price

    u don't

    fine

    765:

    adrian smith
    HOW MANY TIMES?
    Putin is ex-KGB
    He is on the public record as saying that the collapse of the CCCP was the greatest (political) disaster of the C20th - worse than WW II by implication, if not directly.
    This land-grabbing paranoid dictator is whom you/we are dealing with.

    766:

    Charlie Stross 763:

    since we're not talking about a fender bender in a Walmart parking lot, with only minor damage and zero fatalities, unlikely anyone on the incident analysis team will ever be allowed to answer questions as simple as “what happened?” or “could it have been prevented?”

    most likely the culprit component will be identified and the sub-contractor will be expected to quietly provide modified replacement parts within 72 hours... all too oft, given the number of contractors, dollars, policymakers, cities, et al involved sweeping it all under the nearest rug will overrule any urges towards public admissions of guilt-incompetence-malpractice-shoddiness...

    based on bitter personal experience my guess is there was not enough test cases during the QA cycle covering a broad enough spectrum of extreme conditions because there was not enough time as well political pressure to never humiliate any significant sub-contractor by revealing too many flaws too frequently by way of robust testing

    ...and so goes (wrong)

    767:

    HOW MANY TIMES?

    ur not listening

    Putin is ex-KGB

    don't care

    He is on the public record as saying that the collapse of the CCCP was the greatest (political) disaster of the C20th - worse than WW II by implication, if not directly.

    still don't care

    This land-grabbing paranoid dictator is whom you/we are dealing with.

    have u even listened to john mearsheimer?

    i think russia was baited into invading ukraine

    but u don't

    so maybe we're wasting our time

    768:

    adrian smith: RED CARD.

    You are now banned from commenting on this topic (and anything else, until I remember to reinstate you after I post a new blog update).

    I am fed up with you apologizing for a war criminal and murderer. (Hint: not just Ukraine, Ukraine is simply the most recent outrage Putin perpetrated. I live in a country where he sent assassins to murder opponents of his regime and they accidentally killed innocent by-standers in the process ...)

    769:

    i think russia was baited into invading ukraine

    Sure. The bait in 2014 was the Crimea, which had been one of the USSR's great military ports and tourist draws--in Ukraine hands.

    The bait in 2014 was the Black Sea, one of the USSR's former private ponds and major trade routes--in Ukraine hands.

    The bait for the current invasion is one of the world's great grain growing regions, and quite a lot of lithium and natural gas--in Ukraine hands.

    An independent Ukraine is sort of like California seceding from the US. We know damned well that we'd be facing an invasion along that huge border of ours, were we stupid enough to secede.

    The fascinating thing is that you think there's no functional difference between Trump and Biden, that they're all idiot politicians, but simultaneously, they're capable of starting and stopping wars at the snaps of their fingers, not through declarations of war, but through political subterfuge.

    Do you see the contradictions in your own thinking? That's often a sign of too much propaganda uncritically swallowed. I agree with Greg on this.

    To be clear, I think Ukraine had damned good reason to get clear of Russia, which has done ethnic cleansing in "the" Ukraine as they term it, which suppressed the Ukrainian language and resettled Ukrainians throughout the USSR.

    At the same time, I don't think Putin needed to be suckered by NATO or the US into invading Ukraine. The rewards for doing so should be effing obvious.

    770:

    and quite a lot of lithium and natural gas

    Oh dear, the Afghanistan Delusion rears its head again... That was supposed to be the REAL reason NATO conquered Afghanistan, its rich natural resources of fossil fuels, diamonds, rare earth elements etc. plus the bonus of a magical pipeline to supply Pakistan and India with Middle-eastern oil and gas. Really, the glossy prospectuses offering amazing deals for anyone wanting to get in on the ground floor by investing right now proved that. Funny though, twenty years later Afghanistan is not a real-life Wakanda but the same old third-world shithole it has always been, no diamond mines or fossil-fuel pipelines to be seen.

    Putin kicked off his stupid invasion of Ukraine because he could and nobody was going to tell him "no". That's it, it's what you get with a dictatorship. He's stuck there, a bit like how the US got stuck in Vietnam with no reason to be there and no way to get out without admitting it should never have gone there in the first place and that's not something governments and especially dictators can do.

    771:

    Oh dear, the Afghanistan Delusion rears its head again

    Big time Trump fans gave this as a reason to be against Biden when he withdrew. He was giving over Afghanistan's lithium to China (or maybe Russia?) in a secret deal. Because we don't have any (?????) and it was a way of ..... the logic got hard to follow at that point.

    I'm NOT making this up. I have a brother in the Trump delusional camp and get to see his posts on such.

    Afghanistan is one of those places where they could have most any kind of great natural resource. But there would have to be a huge amount of it and it be something that is really really valuable to make it worth while to build the infrastructure costing a few gazillion in whatever currency you like to get it out of the ground and to somewhere useful in the world.

    A few times over the decades I've talk to people who do such analysis. There are all kinds of vast deposits around the planet of something or the other. But the all in cost of getting it out of the dirt to somewhere useful most times makes it just not worth it.

    772:

    There is an art to breaking an egg so you can fry it. I don't always get it right.

    773:

    https://lite.cnn.com/2024/01/06/politics/trump-civil-war-negotiated/index.html

    There's the Big Lie (as per Hitler) and then there's the Idiotically Stupid Big Lie (as per Trump). Eventually he's going to die and when he does, my hope is he will have to explain his (non)reasoning to whatever gatekeeper awaits souls. And as poetic justice he'll have to listen to himself for an eon or three. On a loop. Complete with rage and sweat and slurring.

    I've been coming as close to prayer as possible without actual words that Trump will choke on one of those greaseburgers he's infamous for chowing down upon. That being better than watching a couple dozen US states tear themselves to shreds over whether to ban him from the ballot. Something never done in a POTUS-level election till now.

    BTW: despite what's posted on stress relieving blogs, screaming into my pillow every night only gets it damp with tears 'n saliva... really not helping... so... back to day drinking...?

    774:

    "But that wasn't my point. My point was the US is not going to do an assassination in Russia or Israel, both of whom have nukes."

    On that we agree completely.

    775:

    " Putin proposed to open talks, but Biden's agents (in both the USA and UK) told Zelenskyy NOT to do so, to go for a total military defeat of Russia, and we would provide all the arms etc. he needed."

    [Citation Needed]

    776:

    "how would u have hamas fight in a place as crowded as gaza without "using human shields" tho? build all their tunnels in one clearly marked area so the israelis could drop bunker busters on it in safety?"

    The situation was at least stable until Oct 7th. Not excusing what Israel has done since then, but Hamas are no heroes.

    777:

    "So yeah, blame it on Hamas..."

    It's not a binary. We can blame what Hamas has done on Hamas, and what Israel has done on Israel.

    778:

    Oh dear, the Afghanistan Delusion rears its head again...

    Oh grow up. Afghanistan DOES have a lot of mineral resources...and I for one hope that they sell their lithium to Iran and get them out of the oil game sooner rather than latter.

    You can't get resources from Afghanistan to an ocean without going through Iran or Pakistan, neither of whom are happy with the US or UK at the moment. Since you can't airlift tonnes of lithium and other stuff. It has since the Bronze Age. It's just mostly useless to us where it is.

    Ukraine's on the Black Sea with a couple of good ports, and a failure in their wheat crop helped spark the Arab Spring, IIRC. Any dictator would want that kind of food, and the political power that comes with it. And lithium and gas do travel by ship.

    779:

    "I think it's because the U.S. isn't very good at it. We don't do it because we CAN'T do it."

    Actually, I believe that the move away from covert assassination was a policy decision. They are very hard to do, fail more often than they succeed even when done well, and invite retaliation. Anybody could try to off Biden with a rifle, but if so, we would reciprocate with a large number of explosives, and everyone knows it.

    So we stick to military solutions, which is an arena that no one can compete with us in.

    780:

    OGH has given some figures, but a general comment is that "it's tricky". Failures of such things are more common in the early stages of service, and then stay fairly constant until a combination of wearing-out and poor maintenance / decommissioning causes the failure rate to increase. The latter is largely avoidable, of course.

    There is also the secondary effect of the more common a device is, the more the manufacturer and users have the opportunity to learn from other people's mistakes.

    Beyond that, I leave it to people who know a lot more than me about the area. But the summary is that it's hard to compare the failure rates of devices with a long service history and ones with a short one, or ones with very different amounts of use. You can do the former by comparing only the initial period, but that's about all.

    781:

    Here's the playbook: https://wri-irg.org/en/resources/2008/gene-sharps-198-methods-nonviolent-action

    But nonviolent action wouldn't, of course, have taken place in Gaza itself. It would have taken place in Tel Aviv and major cities around the world. To be effective, the protests would have had to disavow violent means, including the military defeat of Israel. They would also have had to re-adjust their goals to something more incremental, such as lifting the economic blockade on Gaza. To do that, they would have had to replace Hamas as the governing body, or at least be willing to call for that. The main population of supporters would probably have been centered on Palestinian citizens of Israel and their Jewish allies, not the Gazans themselves, who were in no position to participate in any of this.

    Whether any of that is fair or not is a different issue. You were asking about effectiveness.

    Since Oct. 7th, the window for most of this has probably closed (for now).

    782:

    The problem with cyber-attacks is that they still constitute a form of violence. A better approach would be saturating social media with pro-agenda messages, much like the dark money does nowadays.

    783:

    Personally, I convinced myself years ago that Oswald was the killer and he acted alone.

    784:

    Charlie Stross @ 763:

    "Like the one in the USMC F-35 down in South Carolina?"

    The pilot survived, didn't he?

    (AIUI we don't yet know why the ejection occurred, and whether it was pilot-commanded or automatic, the F-35 having an auto-eject feature.

    FWIW, ONLY the USMC version of the F-35 has the auto-eject feature.

    But, that's EXACTLY the point I've been trying to make about the F-35. We DON'T KNOW WHY the ejection happened.

    ... The seat itself worked as designed, but something else clearly went wrong -- either human error or a mechanical/software failure.

    I'm not criticizing the seat. I've known a couple of people whose lives depended on one of those seats working properly ... knew them AFTER the seats HAD worked properly IYKWIM ...

    ... Worst case, the F-35 has a hidden and potentially lethal design flaw that the auto-eject feature saved the pilot from dying of. Spitballing an imaginary situation: we know the F-22 had serious problems with the pilot oxygen system in the early years -- it's designed to force air into the pilot's lungs under high-gee conditions, leading to numerous complaints of a chronic cough and possible injury -- and there was also a period during which the F-35 was grounded due to a fault in the cockpit oxygen system. If there's another fault in the oxygen circuit the pilot could have lost consciousness due to hypoxia, in which case the auto-eject might have been triggered even though the plane was technically still flyable, leading to the observed situation: pilot ejected, plane flies on autopilot for a considerable time afterwards. But unless they release a declassified report on the incident we won't know.)

    From publicly released details, it appears the aircraft was departing (?) Charleston International Airport (AKA Joint Base Charleston), at "an altitude of about 1,000 feet (300 meters) and only about a mile (less than 2 kilometers) north of the runway" when the pilot encountered clouds and was "forced to eject".

    The question that really needs to be answered is WHAT FORCED HIM TO EJECT? It's not clear whether he pulled the handle or the aircraft just spit him out.

    (?) because some news reports I've seen indicate he was on approach to LANDING ... all of the OTHER reports I've seen don't say whether he was departing or landing giving only altitude & distance from the airport.

    The crash site where the aircraft was finally located is north-east of the airport approximately in line with a "Runway 3" departure.

    If he was LANDING, the aircraft had to have done a 180° turn after he ejected???

    I'm not really even criticizing the F-35 itself (although I think it's an over-priced boondoggle and the Air Farce's plans to use it to replace the A-10 Warthog are an abomination); just noting it's still in development with a lot of problems still needing to be worked out, one of them being the ability to fly through clouds.

    PS: There will be some kind of public report released by the DoD regarding the incident. Whether that report will answer MY question is unclear.

    785:

    My memory is that they cancelled Top Cat/Boss Cat!

    786:

    Putin
    Reminds me, horribly, of Imperial German policy 1911-18, apart from the "Sudetenland" trick he has pulled, as well.
    Reminder of the ghastly legacies of Imperial German policy:
    1: Ireland would now be at least semi-independent ( If not fully so ) & without the utterly needless slaughters of the "uprising" in '16, the Civil War of '22-23 & another 85-90 years of theocratic dictatorship. And the problems in "Ulster" wouldn't have been nearly so bad & murderous, either.
    2: Lenin - carefully sealed up like a deadly bacillus { Read that somewhere } & shipped off to infect Imperial Russia & leave us with the CCCP, worse than anything the Tsars produced - & of course, Putin himself.
    3: Goeben, being an enemy then flying ... got Turkey / Ottoman into WWI with the subsequent ghastly { Syria / Palestine / Israel / Saudi / Houthi / etc. } bloody messes we have had ever since.
    { Quote from Barbara Tuchman, incidentally }

    What ghastly legacies is Putin going to leave us for the next 100+ years, I wonder?

    787:

    David L @ 771:

    "Oh dear, the Afghanistan Delusion rears its head again"

    Big time Trump fans gave this as a reason to be against Biden when he withdrew. He was giving over Afghanistan's lithium to China (or maybe Russia?) in a secret deal. Because we don't have any (?????) and it was a way of ..... the logic got hard to follow at that point.

    Which is really, Really, REALLY FUCKED UP! Because the withdrawal was all Trumpolini's idea in the first place. Trumpolini is the one who ordered the withdrawal.

    See also: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/jun/30/us-afghanistan-war-military-pullout-report-biden-trump

    "A US state department report on Friday criticized the handling of the 2021 evacuation from Afghanistan, saying decisions by President Joe Biden and his predecessor Donald Trump to withdraw troops had “serious consequences for the viability” and security of the former US-backed government."

    Afghanistan is one of those places where they could have most any kind of great natural resource. But there would have to be a huge amount of it and it be something that is really really valuable to make it worth while to build the infrastructure costing a few gazillion in whatever currency you like to get it out of the ground and to somewhere useful in the world.

    FWIW, Bush/Cheney DID try to negotiate** a resource deal with the Taliban in Afghanistan in the summer of 2001. Wasn't for lithium or any other natural resource. They wanted a secure route for Unocal to build a pipeline from Turkmenistan down to Pakistan's Arabian Sea coast from which point oil & "liquefied natural gas" could be trans-shipped to India to fuel Enron's troubled Dabhol Power Station project.

    Enron was one of the "partners" in the Unocal pipeline deal.

    I don't agree with the supposition that the pipeline was the real reason why Bush/Cheney invaded Afghanistan after 9/11/2001 because it's clear to me Bush/Cheney didn't want to invade Afghanistan - "no good targets" for bombing & any Afghanistan invasion was going to delay getting on with the war with Iraq they really wanted.

    By the time the Afghanistan invasion began Enron's ponzi scheme had collapsed and Bush/Cheney were doing everything possible to disassociate themselves.

    ** There's also evidence the Taliban were somewhat restraining bin Laden and al Qaeda before Bush/Cheney's negotiating tactics PISSED OFF the Taliban, causing them to loosen their restraints.

    788:

    Re: 'The military wouldn't approve R&R in a country that had real drug problems (so you couldn't go to Thailand) ... and anyway most of the countries that did have significant drug problems wouldn't welcome Americans anyway.'

    Appreciate the info - thanks! (Forgot to reference your post last time I was visiting the blog.)

    HowardNYC @ 773:

    '... stress relieving blogs, screaming into my pillow every night only gets it damp with tears 'n saliva... really not helping... so... back to day drinking...?'

    Unsolicited suggestion ... Go for a walk ideally somewhere with some 'nature' - physical activity and cognitive/emotional distraction/change of focus (looking at plants, animals, stars) or if you're house-bound reading something unrelated to your stressor, music, meditation/breathing exercises, puzzles (Lego blocks/hobbies), etc. can dampen stress. I don't make New Year's resolutions but I seemed to have some extra free time this holiday season so I've been knocking off my to-do list. The time just flies when you re-org a couple of rooms in the house.

    789:

    Howard NYC @ 773:

    https://lite.cnn.com/2024/01/06/politics/trump-civil-war-negotiated/index.html

    There's the Big Lie (as per Hitler) and then there's the Idiotically Stupid Big Lie (as per Trump). Eventually he's going to die and when he does, my hope is he will have to explain his (non)reasoning to whatever gatekeeper awaits souls. And as poetic justice he'll have to listen to himself for an eon or three. On a loop. Complete with rage and sweat and slurring.

    One thing I'm fairly certain of is that when Trumpolini does finally die, they won't be able to bury him in normal fashion - they'll just screw him into the ground like an auger.

    790:

    You have done well, citizen. Here's a voucher for some government cheese.

    791:

    "What ghastly legacies is Putin going to leave us for the next 100+ years, I wonder?"

    Trump - carefully sealed up like a deadly bacillus { Read that somewhere } & shipped off to infect America...

    792:

    I thought a lot of the problem related to drugs and Vietnam consisted of guys loading themselves up on a mixture of barbs and whiz until their heads were in a specific spot uniquely suited for coping with fighting in those conditions. Do that often enough/to an extreme enough degree and you end up unable to get back and off somewhere else instead.

    793:

    but a general comment is that "it's tricky". Failures of such things are more common in the early stages of service, and then stay fairly constant until a combination of wearing-out and poor maintenance / decommissioning causes the failure rate to increase. The latter is largely avoidable, of course.

    You are confirming my point. That a raw number of deaths without context is somewhat meaningless.

    While my wife worked at American Airlines, the FAA made them ground their entire fleet of MD-80s. Because it was noticed that a clamp added long after production did not match the illustration of the required maintenance to keep the certificate. Apparently the appropriate FAA docs showed the clamp screwed to the wheel well in the wing with the screw on top. Where all the American MD-80s had the screw on the bottom. Or the reverse.

    But the real kicker was that American had noticed an issue where a wire bundle or hose could rub against the landing gear in some situations and they developed the fix. Then were told years later their implementation of the fix they developed was wrong.

    There were a lot of pissed off people. Both employees and passengers stranded for days. AA had the largest fleet of MD-80s at the time.

    Yes it can be "tricky".

    I think back to the up thread stories about people not being allowed to read reports they wrote due to classifications.

    794:

    I thought a lot of the problem related to drugs and Vietnam ...

    Someone I was in school with in the mid 70s spent his time there on a forward helicopter fire base which you mostly got to via helicopter. Overland via road was problematic much of the time.

    Go re-watch the movie Platoon. I'm not a fan of Oliver Stone but that movie was a condensed retelling of my friend's long night when he gave us the story of his time in Nam. 10 years before Stone's movie. And there was a lot of things he told us that's wasn't in the movie. But every crazy thing that was in the movie he told us about 10 years or so before the movie came out.

    But back to the drugs. He said when you got to the fire base and were figuring out what dugout to bunk in you had to choose. Stoners or drinkers. It was a clear split.

    795:

    Failures of such things are more common in the early stages of service, and then stay fairly constant until a combination of wearing-out and poor maintenance / decommissioning causes the failure rate to increase.

    See

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bathtub_curve

    "The bathtub curve is a particular shape of a failure rate graph. This graph is used in reliability engineering and deterioration modeling. The 'bathtub' refers to the shape of a line that curves up at both ends, similar in shape to a bathtub."

    796:

    DeMarquis @ 783:

    Personally, I convinced myself years ago that Oswald was the killer and he acted alone.

    Yeah. It's just MY opinion. I don't expect everyone to agree.

    In fact, I don't really expect anyone to agree.

    The Kennedy assassination was the first really traumatic experience I witnessed in my life. It's the narrative I've come up with to make what I know about the case to make sense.

    797:

    lithium

    Lithium has several uses, but if some other energy storage technology than lithium batteries catches on, how much demand for lithium would remain?

    798:

    Saying anything sensible about the 737 accident rate is problematic because the first "737" entered service 56 years ago, and the design life of a narrowbody twinjet airliner is 30 years: the oldest models have mostly been retired. Meanwhile, the passenger capacity and range have nearly doubled: they don't even use the same type of engine any more (all modern 737s use high bypass turbofans instead of axial-flow turbojets).

    First generation 737s (-100 and -200 models) amounted to roughly 1150-1200 aircraft, and they're all out of service now.

    Second generation 737s are also mostly retired; the bulk of the aircraft in service today are third generation (737-600/700/800/900), with about 7000 manufactured since 1997.

    The MAX series is the fourth generation of 737, with the problematic MCAS system necessitated by changes to the engine type and fuselage size.

    The original 737s had short legs because they were designed around the skinny turbojets and to operate from grass fields in the developing world if necessary, and for passengers to embark/disembark via built-in air stairs rather than needing a metaled apron and jetways or mobile stairs. But since the mid-1960s almost all airports with a runway long enough to handle a jet have paved runways.

    MAX accidents notwithstanding, the 737 MAX is a modern airliner with a modern airliner's reliability, i.e. an order of magnitude better than the first and second generation (1960s-1980s) 737s.

    The Airbus 320 series, in contrast ...

    Was designed 20 years later, with that much more experience. It has the long gear struts so it can use high bypass turbofans without CoG problems. It was designed with a clean sheet cockpit and fly by wire system so a pilot trained on a 320 can rapidly cross-train to fly any other modern Airbus model. And there are both short-arse versions (the A319 and the now-discontinued A318) as well as stretched models (the A321 is almost as long and skinny as a Boeing 757).

    So it's not surprising that the A320 series accident rate is similar to the third generation 737 accident rate, not the earlier versions.

    Really, Boeing should have bitten the bullet in the late 90s and designed a whole new aircraft with longer undercarriage legs to accommodate the high bypass turbofans close to the centre of gravity, rather than pushing them forward. But that would have required new type certification and made it harder to cross-qualify pilots, and the selling point of the 737 range is that there are lots of 737 drivers out there so if you buy 737s you don't have a problem hiring pilots.

    So most of the 737-related accidents are due to marketing-related management decisions at the design stage.

    (Not mentioning the 737s lamentably common tendency to run off the end of the runway and get stuck in the mud if there's a drop of rain on the ground while it's landing. It's probably a side-effect of retaining the 1960s undercarriage design. But those accidents, while annoying as hell for the passengers and airlines, are almost never fatal.)

    799:

    if some other energy storage technology than lithium batteries catches on, how much demand for lithium would remain?

    As of 2020 per Wikipedia, 65% of lithium production went into batteries. I'd expect that percentage to increase in the future as long as other storage technologies didn't supplant it. (I'm slightly supprised by the 18% going into ceramics and glass.)

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lithium#/media/File:Lithium_Uses_Chart_2020.png

    800:

    But nonviolent action wouldn't, of course, have taken place in Gaza itself. It would have taken place in Tel Aviv and major cities around the world.

    You mean like the "horrifyling anti-semitic and terrorist-supporting"{cough} BDS movement that's widely condemned and often banned? That's the sort of action you think will cause Israel to recognise the state of Palestine, withdraw from its territory and start paying compensation to Palestinians negatively affected by the creation of the state of Israel?

    801:

    Kardashev
    Thanks - I kept meaning to link that metaphor.
    It's very well-known in railway rolling-stock & locomotive "failures"/problems as well.

    802:

    Right now sodium batteries are more expensive than LFP, but they're at the very early stages of commercial production so I expect they will become cheaper fairly quickly. Availability isn't great either, although we are in the pre-mass-market stage where production is low but increasing somewhat faster than demand, so they are actually available (there are months at a time where LFP batteries are listed for sale but small orders take months to be fulfilled).

    I suspect longer term we'll see sodium take over home use and much fixed storage purely because insurance companies will be more willing to accept them without asking many, many questions. Right now insurance in general is slowly working up the expertise to deal with the difference between "lithium ion" (the generic term) and various specific types of battery, like the common exploding lipo of death, the exciting LMC popularised by Tesla, and the boring old LFP that can eventually catch fire if you know what you're doing as persevere. But with sodium batteries they are all at least as boring as LFP so any muppet can blindly tick the "NaIon battery" box and move on.

    803:

    Here's a voucher for some government cheese.

    I need to know more about this cheese.

    804:

    The problem with cyber-attacks is that they still constitute a form of violence. A better approach would be saturating social media with pro-agenda messages, much like the dark money does nowadays.

    "saturating media with propaganda" is one of the oldest cyberattacks and is increasingly regarded as an act of war. Look at the way some people in the USA are jumping up and down about tictok or Russian influence. Interestingly many of those people also insist that 24/7 saturation of capitalist propaganda is normal and necessary.

    There's some really telling stuff going on with telecoms gear where the USA is adamant that China is doing what the US does but that when China does it that's unambiguous evidence of evil and must be fought with great vigour. 'freedom'{tm}, brought to you by Meta and Alphabet. Avoid that nasty cheap Chinese 'free dumb' available on TikTok and Weibo.

    805:

    From what I've heard you really really don't -- think something like No Frills cheese but more rubbery.

    806:

    CAPITAL LETTERS

    I'm often vaguely curious when commenters become prolific suddenly (to the point of making a double-digit proportion contribution to content) after lurking a long while (although I suppose I fit that pattern myself somewhat at times). I suppose that curiosity extends to what were the general patterns observable among folks commenting from Olgino, and what to make of things that could be attempts to blend in (for instance, treating the avoidance of capitals as a meaningless affectation, rather than a specific homage to certain writers).

    Not making any suggestion about any actual individual commenter, of course. It is just a springboard into speculation. I suppose the patterns I'd expect to see are thematic ones for the most part, and we've reasonably concretes example from not-that-long ago too. I suppose it's unwise to poke the (fancy, berserk or otherwise) bear - but a topic that seems to float around in the background here at times.

    807:

    Re: 'After the assassination I believe there were other conspiracies aimed at covering up what happened and who was involved:'

    I remember watching some show about the Kennedy assassination that included coverage of the medical interventions as well as the post-mortem results. My reaction then was: what complete and utter incompetents! Maybe I've watched too many CSI/medical drama TV shows or maybe medicine was really that crappy/useless back then. I also wonder whether current imaging tech could provide useful info one way or the other re: number of bullets, path, etc.

    re: Gaza-Israel

    I was curious about how old the 'Jews must return to their promised land/Israel' theme was because my impression was that this was first proposed in the 1930s or so*. Found something that IMO is definitely weird (i.e., not mentioned in any history I took) but might be ho-hum info for some folks here.

    Anyways, this story starts to pick up speed in Cromwell's time, includes an interesting cast of characters and might shed some light on past and current foreign policy. My reason for posting this is: is this actually still a thing in Europe and the US?

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_Zionism

    Change a name here, tweak a myth there, and this storyline can be adapted for any group.

    *'Exodus' by Leon Uris was probably the closest I ever read about the modern re-settlement of Israel.

    808:

    (although I suppose I fit that pattern myself somewhat at times)

    Me too (although not the double digits part)

    It's been many years since I've lurked or posted. I think logins have been changed since then, so I created a new one. Not sure when that might have happened, but I've been catching up with some posts from almost 2 years ago.

    To be frank, I still tinge at some of the things I wrote back then. On the other hand, I see more discussion about 'hope punk' type stories now. I was unfamiliar with the phrase at the time.

    On the gripping hand, I'm sure someone with a BA, access to plenty of data, and a decent handle of LLMs could work out pretty well who is who when they're not actively using camouflage

    809:

    When my grandparents got government cheese during the 1980s it was pretty standard yellow cheddar.

    810:

    I think you're talking about similar cheese. Comes in 500g blocks. I believe it's much the same type that Fat Mike talks about in the song.

    811:

    "I'm often vaguely curious when commenters become prolific suddenly "
    I've occasionally fit that profile when:-
    1) Recent topics have been of little or no interest to me.
    2) Present topic is one on which I am interested and knowledgeable.
    3) Present topic also pushes my buttons.
    4) I happen to have clear time to read most or all other posts and then compose replies.

    812:

    My reaction then was: what complete and utter incompetents! Maybe I've watched too many CSI/medical drama TV shows or maybe medicine was really that crappy/useless back then.

    Let's see. In virtually all of the US in 1963 if you wanted an ambulance you looked in the yellow pages to see which funeral homes also ran such a service in older hearses. 911 (999 for the UK) did not exist for another half decade or so. And maybe they showed up with someone in the back who new more than "press hard if bleeding". To be fair a few hospitals and maybe a few cities had ambulance services but it was mostly a stretcher in the back of a station wagon / hearse.

    Need an X-Ray, bring the patient over this monstrous thing take a picture and DEVELOP the film. As in liquid in trays. Put a rush on it please for a serious case.

    Need to look inside of someone, well sonograms were a decade or few from being common so slice them open and see what you can find.

    On top of that, those scenes of Jackie reaching out over the trunk? In addition to helping that secret service dude, she was collecting parts of his skull and brains.

    There was no way he was going to make it. His brain/skull literally exploded when the bullet went through it. If he was breathing on the ride to Parkland, it was only because the lower bits of his brain were working on auto pilot. TBH today, he might be kept breathing but he would be a vegetable above the jaw line.

    Emergency medicine was better than in WWII but way behind what it would become over the next 20 to 30 years.

    A big driver in medical costs over the last 50 years, at least in the US but I suspect everywhere, is that we keep very sick or injured people alive and get them to the hospital so we can spend vast sums on trying (and many time succeeding) to fix them up.

    813:

    Using camouflage is usually ineffective. From my small-scale adminning of a couple of forums I reckon that posters who are inclined to be troublesome often have a fairly distinctive style (though others do too, of course), and though they may try and camouflage it when they make a duplicate account and pretend it isn't them, they are nearly always fucking abysmal at it and can still be recognised within a few lines, if not a few words. They also mostly fail at not leaving confirmatory traces in the server logs.

    I have also found that given a corpus of a few thousand of someone's posts, a Markov chain whatsit using a span length or whatever you call it of about 3 can spit out random nonsense in a close enough imitation of the style of the poster concerned that everyone can immediately recognise who it's trying to be.

    814:

    but it's actually a hull section that is often configured as an emergency overwing exit, and on this particular plane had no exit door installed, just a blanking plate.

    As someone who has spend many many many hours on 737s this confused me. All US 737s have 2 over wing exits on each side. Plus the 2 doors at the front.

    I just saw a picture of the entire aircraft and apparently there is an optional door about half way between the rear of the wing and the tail. That I'm guessing doesn't get installed unless you do sardine package seating or some special situations where the over wing exits would be out of place. I'm thinking rich folks equipping their plane in special configurations or medical evac planes or whatever.

    Anyway it was this door blank that blew out.

    815:

    TBF I think SFR was talking about forensic pathology rather than emergency medicine.

    816:

    The problem with cyber-attacks is that they still constitute a form of violence. A better approach would be saturating social media with pro-agenda messages, much like the dark money does nowadays.

    First off, THANK YOU for amplifying on the possible nonviolent tactics that could be used! Gene Sharp's library is 1970s-1980s era mostly, but it's still useful, especially because much of it is freely available in many languages.

    The general problem with nonviolence isn't that it doesn't work, it's that its practitioners seldom innovate. Cops read Gene Sharp and Gandhi too, often more assiduously than do the activists, and they've developed counters to a lot of tactics. Just as in violent struggles, anyone using nonviolence has to innovate and keep innovating, just as soldiers do in war. It's a Red Queen Race.

    That's why I cringe when I see everyone thoughtlessly saying "Gandhi." No, that's like believing that WW1 Re-enactors can take the field against the modern US Army and beat them. It's a false hope. Even Otpor's dated now, but at least they're in this century.

    Second off, I think we need to parse cyberattacks in a more complex way. Something like destructive malware (Stuxnet) or ransomware is a form of physical violence in my opinion too. Something like a DDoS is more similar to a strike, when it shuts down a business. There's a spectrum here from violent to nonviolent, just as there's a difference between a general strike and a riot.

    Propaganda and psychological warfare are also on a spectrum, and I'm not sure I'd list anything that encourages stochastic terrorism, insurrection, or civil war to be nonviolent. Nor do I think, say, 4 years of Trump caused no physical damage to those of us pounded by his relentless BS.

    There's a lot of complexity here. Sadly, this blog is not the place to explore it.

    817:

    You can't reply, but for your information, since your comments, whether well meaning or not and whether apathetic or not, seem like genuine ignorance.
    Website: youtube, channel: @1420channel.

    See and hear for yourself. Otherwise, why be so definitive about something you don't know/understand? Again, for your own benefit, not for the sake of a reply here.

    818:

    SFR
    maybe medicine was really that crappy/useless back then. - by current, 2024 standards, compared to 60 years ago ... Yes - it was, unfortunately.
    It's called "medical progress"
    ... see also David L @ 812?

    819:

    I was curious about how old the 'Jews must return to their promised land/Israel' theme was because my impression was that this was first proposed in the 1930s or so.

    If you're interested, Wikipedia is a good starting point: https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zionismus

    Note that I have linked to the German entry, because it is far more comprehensive than the English one. Google translate (or any other translation service) will likely suffice in making it readable for you.

    The main points are:

    • The idea of returning to Israel began to develop in the 12th century. During the 12th and 13th century there are examples of Jews traveling to Israel from Europe and settling or at least being buried in Israel.

    • After the Reconquista (1492) the Spanish Jews were forced to flee (or convert). The Ottoman Sultans welcomed them to their empire, and many settled in Israel.

    • There were several attempts of emigration from Europe to Israel during the 16th and 17th century. This is also the context of Christian Zionism in England.

    • 'Modern' Zionism develops from the 1860's and flowers in the 1880's, before it really takes of with Theodor Herzl's book "Der Judenstaat" in 1896.

    Summary: in the 1930's 'modern' Zionism was already going on for half a century, but its precursors are far older than Cromwell's England.

    820:

    Like most of the Israeli claims about Hamas, the 'human shields' one is mostly black propaganda, used to justify Israeli atrocities.

    https://www.amnesty.org.uk/gaza-questions

    I'm wondering why nobody has called you out for this so far. Maybe it means that nobody bothered to follow the link?

    The article you linked to on the Amnesty International UK website dates from '16 Feb 2017, 10:11am', according to the timestamp at the top. The article also clearly and explicitly refers to 'Operation Protective Edge' which took place from July 8th to August 26th, 2014.

    While I generally don't distrust Amnesty as a source, it is obvious that this specific article has absolutely no bearing on the current situation. So, in order to support your claim that the Israeli claims about Hamas' current use of 'human shields' are exaggerated you'll need something else. This article contains nothing to refute it.

    821:

    Just noting that Adrian Smith has commented 194 times on this blog since 2019 (with a two year gap from the end of 2019 to mid-2023), then 19 times on this thread alone, in about 5 days.

    Looks like something here triggered them. Or they were activated. Can't think what the cause might be ...

    822:

    Afghanistan may indeed have great mineral resources, but it's full of Afghans. It's a bit like pointing out that prospective diamond mine site over there that's populated with rabid badgers. Exploding radioactive rabid badgers. With guns.

    Lithium isn't rare, it's found in quantity around the world and can be extracted from seawater (0.2ppm) at a price, like pretty much any other element on earth that's deemed valuable. Rendezvous With Rama was prescient in this regard. Given the dollar cost and effort required to conquer a nation-state and exterminate its population to get at the lithium, diamonds, gas, vibranium and other stuff that supposedly exists in large quantities there the wise investor typically looks elsewhere.

    823:

    Pigeon 813:

    Please be advised there is a giraffe in my toothpaste; this is only slightly better than having eels in my hovercraft.

    /snark = off/

    The appropriate high tech cliché, now decades old, nobody on the net knows you're a dog. Revised to reflect recent 2020s-centric paranoia of whether or not any of us are humans, everybody on the net suspects you're an AI posing as a dog pretending to be a human.

    Which given the high percentages of folks 'on the spectrum' (aka: Asperger Syndrome) along with casual disregard for proper grammar along with multiple dialect of English amongst posters suggests the best way to identify an AI (or a dog or any XT illegal alien) would be on basis of usage of perfect grammar. And zero spelling errors.

    824:

    Yes. That's a good, clear summary.

    It doesn't say that the bathtub curve doesn't apply to products that are designed to be carefully maintained and checked, and decommissioned when they can't be kept at full functionality any longer. As commercial aircraft are supposed to be.

    825:

    Righto, that seems to align with my own fuzzy recollections. I suppose the main point is that the thematic patterns seemed to be about right (broadly, and in rough alignment with others who've appeared here). I'm also dimly aware that the crew I referred to is supposedly disbanded as of... well July 2023 (following the Prigozhin fiasco), but nonetheless appears as active as ever (or more so).

    826:

    Have you ever had real cheddar? That stuff used to be referred to as mousetrap, because that was its most appropriate use. Unfortunately, since "Cheddar" is not a protected name, most "cheddars" in the UK are better called cheddoids, though some are fairly good. But real cheddar is something else again.

    And the cheap "cheddars" sold in UK supermarkets and the USA are definitely best called mousetrap, and used as such. I assume that government-issue "cheddar" is one of those.

    827:

    Nojay 822

    Mining on the moon is a no brainer. Okay, that first smelting complex would take 20Y and a 100 gigabucks to get operational but then it could (and would) clone itself and there'd be two. Then four. Eight. Sixteen. Etc.

    This is appealing due to the predictable solar influx as power source and the shortest possible environment impact statement ever to be filed in Washington, DC. Four words that would (and should) lead to the ultimate in gold rush frenzies: “No environment. No impact.”

    No native fauna nor any flora at risk of extinction. No indigenous inhabitants whose rights to be injured. No NIMBY-based delays given there are no neighbors to the smelting complex.

    So forget Afghanistan. The best place to go digging out (and purifying and stockpiling) lithium (and tin and gold and rhodium) is 400,000 kilometers straight up.

    Here's a fun fact, few space-loving nerds realize. There's trillions of dollar-equivalents in union pension funds (and sovereign wealth funds and '1%'-er hedge funds) all earnestly seeking long term gains within a timeframe measuring decades. With added eagerness for circumstances wherein a new company develops not just better technology but is dependent upon massive infrastructure investments which preclude competition due to high cost 'n high risk for latecomers. 'Natural monopolies' similar to freight railroads and/or electrical grids and/or phone networks and/or airlines. Building that first tele-operated smelter given it will be self-replicating, will take decades-long research, and at least 100 gigabucks sunk in. Which is not a minus but rather a plus.

    So yeah. Mining on the moon is a no brainer.

    Forget NASA. Berkshire Hathaway's logo will be etched onto the equipment.

    828:

    It has a considerable bearing, because it points out that Israel has a consistent record of claiming that Hamas is using human shields and preventing independent journalists from reporting on the facts. Also, it points out that Israel's atrocities are not justified even if the claim were to be true.

    You, of course, have genuinely independent evidence for that claim? Please share it, if so.

    829:

    I think whether denial-of-service is a kind of violence is very context-dependent, as the potential harms are considerable. You just have to consider what sort of service might be denied.

    There are different ways to formulate a continuum between violence and non-violence, and one is that more violent acts are made up of less socially approved harms while non-violence is made up of more socially approved harms. While it might be the sort of cynicism that people confuse with realism, it is fraught. It plays to the strength of the oppo (with their think tanks and advertising empires) in terms of their ability to manipulate what is socially accepted. This has certainly happened here in Oz, where laws against disruption play on a viewpoint that says that the inconvenience caused by disruptive tactics is an unacceptable harm. There's more going on, but that's an important thread in it.

    A different way is to suggest that there is a continuum of violence from greater to lesser harms (defining harms according to some conceptual framework like natural justice or ethics that does not depend on specific social support/conditions), and non-violence eschews all of that, instead being the redirection of force to manipulate outcomes without causing harm, the brokering of win-win solutions and all that. I suppose another way to put it is that outcomes can be achieved via the use of positive incentives only and the only negative incentives are that the undesired outcomes do not attract the positive incentives. I'm not sure that's workable, after all you can only train an animal to do things it has some sort of innate capacity to do, and I don't think all the player-entities have what is needed in them. And that's leaving aside the scale of the problem, which makes positive incentives unfeasible to a large extent. So is it only possible to create real disincentives by causing harm? That's an important and open question.

    That's almost a sideshow though: the bigger problem seems to be how to handle the oppo. There are at least two areas of counter-stuff that seem to be required. One is how to counter the increasing spread and degree of grass-roots political violence and meet it in the field. This requirement doesn't seem to be intrinsically non-violent, although I'm sure there are non-violent methods to address it. To me at one stage the issue with the emerging political violence from the oppo was that in most cases it has no disincentives and for many at the grass roots level it looks like a free hit. How to you show this violence has consequences that its perpetrators do not want to attract? I realise that this has led to the formation of grass roots organisations in various places with this aim specifically in mind, and these are a mixture of non-violent and explicitly violence-ready groups. I am not sure what the next few years will bring, but I'd imagine this as an area where good doctrinal work around safe methods and even central co-ordination with an aim to minimise harms would be of great value. I'm sure something like that is already happening but obviously have no visibility of that.

    The other thing is the control over world-view and I suppose all I've got there generally comes under the heading propaganda, but that's probably the main way we are going wrong. The oppo has the Atlas Network and all its member think tanks (hundreds of them!), and while these have created the culture that the emerging extreme factions grew in, it looks like those factions are breaking free of the constraints the relatively sane groups impose. For instance the Trumpets now seem to see the Heritage Foundation as part of the deep state to be jettisoned, and the Cato Institute as practically communist. And while the Institute of Economic Affairs produced the likes of Truss and Sunak, their narrative has gone off Ito explore places Hayek and Mises would never have imagined. The point is that we know these narratives are objectively nonsense, but struggle for this understanding to become widespread. What is the right way to counter these narratives? Or rather, assuming there isn't one "way", what does a good strategy for countering this look like? How does that translate into operational and tactical space? Looking back, the oppo started with a strategy (which coalesced in the 30s-50s period) and it looked like a big leap for a long time, but since the 80s they have mastered the operational space (perhaps they learned this from the Russians? It's very much a soviet-era concept) and since then seem to be winning. We might achieve things tactically, but that's the wrong level.

    Sorry, long verbal excursion there and it's probably not the right approach. Or alternatively there are some discussion points there which others might take up :).

    830:

    Well, it might have been the torrent of hate speech from the "Russians are irredeemably evil and don't deserve any human rights" posters. Whether or not that is true, I can see absolutely no reasonable grounds for excusing Putin's behaviour from 2022 onwards.

    But a possible explanation (NOT excuse) for Putin doing what he did is that he felt that, since he was going to be blamed for all of the evil in the world, he might as well get the benefits from doing some of it.

    831:

    Present topic is one on which I am interested and knowledgeable.[... and] Present topic also pushes my buttons.

    Over the years there have been several occasions where I've been busy elsewhere for several days (or weeks), and in an evening where I've found the time after whatever was taking it went away started catch-up reading here only to find:

    • a thread has covered a topic I'm knowledgeable about and which pushes my buttons; but
    • several commenters have made points very similar to the points I would make; and
    • I have nothing to add that addresses a meaningful gap so there would be no purpose to commenting other than to demonstrate my own knowledge; and
    • the thread since moved on to one of more other topics; and
    • reviving the topic would be more-or-less impolite; so
    • I haven't commented on that topic.

    That might have happened once in this very thread...

    832:

    I don't, but I don't need to, because I'm not the one making a wildly counter-intuitive claim.

    Hamas operates from densely populated areas, e.g. they shoot rockets towards Israel from densely populated areas, and they run their tunnels under densely populated areas. That should be undisputed. Thus, pretty much by definition they're using every person that happens to live in these densely populated areas (for instance above one of their tunnels or in the direct neighbourhood of one of their launch sites) as a human shield. This should be obvious.

    Your claim that they don't is the one that needs extraordinary evidence.

    833:

    EC @ 824 & others
    Unless, of course, there is purely spiteful political capital to be made of deliberately allowing "stuff" to become old & rattly & unreliable ... so that the "service" can be subjet to austerity or closed down.
    The Bakerloo Line rolling stock on the London UndergrounD is a particular current case in point.
    Note: Built 1972 - 52 years old, ok?

    834:

    I try to achieve perfect spelling and proper (though casual) grammar. Therefore I must be a person attempting to be an AI posing as a dog, posing as a person on the Internet? There's a Maxwell Smart joke in all that, though I'll need to finish my coffee before I can articulate it.

    835:

    I've had both Dubliner, if that counts as a good cheddar in your book, and Wensleydale, though I forget whether that's officially a cheddar, but in the US you get yellow, almost orange stuff in big bricks, generally rated as mild, medium or sharp cheddar, and most of those would probably rate as much as 'mousebait' as 'cheese,' though I've enjoyed some of the 'sharp' cheddars.

    836:

    Nobody has said anything like that, but never let a good straw man go to waste eh?

    Most people would be delighted if Russians finally got their human rights.

    837:

    My memory is that they cancelled Top Cat/Boss Cat!

    But you got a second chance to watch Doctor Who episode 1!

    838:

    Neither Dubliner nor Wensleydale even count as cheddoids, though the former has some similarity. Real Cheddar comes from Somerset, ideally matured in caves in the Cheddar Gorge. I agree with the Slow Food Movement :-)

    Going down from that, you get "West Country Farmhouse Cheddar" and the best of the other local "cheddars" (e.g. Orkney Scottish Island and Yorkshire), followed by the more upmarket cheddoids (e.g. Cathedral City, which we use for cooking), and so on down.

    I am familiar with the mousetrap you refer to (having lived in the USA, fairly briefly), and the cheap UK "cheddars" are similar.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheddar_cheese

    839:

    I don't know about the U.K., but Dubliner is usually marketed here as a white cheddar, and it definitely has some cheddarish qualities regardless, though IMHO it's a little salty if you're over fifty and trying to eat right. Given the existence of Cheddar Gorge I can see why your standards for cheddar are different than mine!

    840:

    The Boeing 737-MAX story got much worse yesterday: an Alaska Airlines had an emergency exit blowout at altitude -- described by the BBC as a window, but it's actually a hull section that is often configured as an emergency overwing exit, and on this particular plane had no exit door installed, just a blanking plate.

    Off-topic-er than usual, but it may be of interest to somebody that the missing panel wasn't immediately found and there were "If you see an airplane panel..." posts to local social media. It only got reported Sunday afternoon and, as one might guess, it came down out of sight in someone's back yard.

    It's of interest to me personally because the most likely landing zone was only about eight miles from where I live - and within two miles of two different places I used to work. It wouldn't have been at all unlikely for the panel to have come down someplace I personally knew.

    841:

    No native fauna nor any flora at risk of extinction. No indigenous inhabitants whose rights to be injured. No NIMBY-based delays given there are no neighbors to the smelting complex.

    Wrong, very wrong.

    For starters you'll have the Navajo Nation and other indigenous peoples up your ass over desecrating a holy site. Not to mention a bunch of other peoples from around the world who hold the moon sacred.

    For seconds, you'll run into international treaty law, notably the Outer Space Treaty and subsequent laws including the Moon Treaty of 1979 -- the latter isn't ratified by Russia or the USA but it would be foolish to ignore its provisions entirely because if you start mining someone will get butthurt over Article 11 violations, and nobody has tested how the Moon Treaty holds up in view of subsequent trade treaty law so you might run the risk of international sanctions.

    Hint: the only reason the Moon looks like a libertarian free-for-all right now is because nobody has actually gone there with a bulldozer yet.

    842:

    can spit out random nonsense in a close enough imitation of the style of the poster concerned that everyone can immediately recognise who it's trying to be.

    With recent advances in the technology, I'm not sure that everyone could immediately recognize that it was an imitation.

    843:

    What I find particularly amusing is that a mobile phone fell from the 737 and was recovered from the ground still working, with an uncracked screen, after falling nearly 5km.

    I've also seen reports of iPhones surviving immersion in canals or rivers under 2-3 metres of water for up to a month ... and still working when dried out and recharged.

    Charlie's Rule of Robustness for Consumer Electronics is: once the device can survive any incident that kills its owner, there's no point making it any more rugged. We seem to be getting close to that point with smartphones! Which is probably why the manufacturers are pushing us towards folding (i.e. delicate and fragile) screens.

    844:

    Maybe I've watched too many CSI/medical drama TV shows or maybe medicine was really that crappy/useless back then.

    Those are not exclusive options. :-)

    Science in general is overdrawn in TV shows.

    https://xkcd.com/683/

    I'm certain you've heard of the "CSI effect"?

    https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC9942796/

    Although not all agree that it is actually real.

    https://academic.oup.com/edited-volume/41331/chapter/352336326

    Back when I was a child in the 70s I wanted to be a detective (and a scientist and an astronaut and…) so I borrowed books from the library on forensics and police work. Lots of warnings to use a handkerchief to pick up evidence (I guess police weren't issued gloves back then?), not to pick up a gun by sticking a pencil down its barrel (might destroy cobwebs that would show it hadn't been fired recently), instructions for taking plaster casts of footprints, and so on. Lab work could match bullets and bite marks and maybe blood types if it was fresh. Lots of emphasis on interviewing witnesses. No idea how well my remembered reading matches what police work was like back then, but my impression is that "good old-fashioned police work" closed more cases than forensics did, and that forensics were generally used to buttress a case against someone who was already a suspect.

    845:

    It's mostly violent crimes or high-value robberies that pull the forensic resources. And most violent crimes (not including stochastic terrorism, the prevailing kind today) are impulsive acts where the perp doesn't stick around at the scene doing cleanup work.

    Also, most serious crimes are committed by idiots, not Agatha Christie villains.

    Cop: finds body, knocks on next door along. Neighbour: "everybody knew that jerk was going to beat his wife to death with a table leg sooner or later". Cop follows the blood trail from the body to the pub and arrests the jerk and asks him, "why did you do it?" Case closed. (Or so it goes, roughly 80% of the time.)

    846:

    follow the money... stock down 7% thus far today... perhaps hurting their wallets will convince the bureaucrats and executives and shareholders at Boeing to once again become engineering-centric...

    ... oh who am I kidding?

    https://www.google.com/finance/quote/BA:NYSE?window=MAX

    https://lite.cnn.com/2024/01/08/investing/boeing-stock-alaska-airlines-737-max/index.html

    847:

    A human hitting the ground at the terminal velocity of a mobile phone might well survive, though would certainly be a bit broken. I can't see that the ability of a phone to survive such impacts is actually useful, but there's no explaining what people do with those things. I am sure that someone has tried to see whether their phone would survive the digestive tract of crocodiles, for example.

    That being said, I have just had to buy a new Ereader, and it claims to be IPx8 waterproof, which I find slightly useful. The IPx8 is obviously essential for people who want to carry it when diving, but seems overkill for those who just want to read in the bath or get soaked when walking or cycling :-)

    848:

    I don't know if it is still true, but a fair number of murders were solved by the murderer calling the police and saying something like "I have just killed my wife; what do I do now?"

    849:

    Cop follows the blood trail from the body to the pub and arrests the jerk and asks him,

    My brother in law in law, the retired cop said that they found 90% of the people they were looking for at their girl friend's or mom's place. In general he would say policing would be a LOT harder if most of the law breakers weren't so stupid. Then there is that conversation he'd have about "frequent flyers". He was a cop in a town of less than 100K. He said after a while it was almost like the movie Casablanca, "round up the usual suspects".

    850:

    @ 849 I was reviewing procedures at the local court services a few years back and they mentioned that the vast majority of the people they dealt with regarding the criminal courts were repeat customers from the same small pool of people - either as the accused, the victim or as witnesses, they pretty much took turns. It's only a very small proportion of the overall population that are involved.

    851:

    Charlie Stross 841:

    dude you harshed my mellow... question of whether 'free trade' treaties and World Trade Organization regulations centered upon globalization supersede or are subordinate to OST-MT-1979... especially given efforts to loosen export restrictions of strategic raw materials to avoid further supply chain hiccups... rhodium-rhenium-platinum comes to mind... what grabs my attention (and likely any managers of hedge+pension+sovereign funds) rhodium is worth US$147,000,000 for each ton delivered intact to Earth

    besides it is quite likely some micro-nation would willingly allow a flag-of-convenience for any spacecraft (and ground stations) engaged in mining activities whose government would withdraw from such treaties as OST-MT-1979 precluding such commercial exploitation... just cut 'em in for 0.1% of annual gross revenues

    Charlie Stross 843:

    whosever's phone that was... he/she ought to cash in via a testimonial... to remind those born after 1990... Madison Avenue had done some classic works...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5sEIWlQO7A

    so... an updated version of a fifty-year-old classic?

    Boeing 737 instead of a gorilla and smartphone instead of a suitcase...

    not happy to bust your bubble... objects tumbling tend to be wind resistant thus creating turbulence and therefore falling at speeds below terminal velocity... much as smooth golf balls are less aerodynamic than dimpled...

    852:

    Troutwaxer
    No - "Wensleydale" is a totally different style to Cheddar ...
    Cheddar is usually, if not always a pale/mid yellow colour.
    See also EC @ 838.

    Charlie @ 843
    As with my Cosmo, which has "gorn wobbly" on me - the front access-screen is displaying ... something, very small & indistinguishable & I think the wi-fi has also gone down.
    Taking it in for examination on Wednesday.

    853:

    "There is an art to breaking an egg so you can fry it. I don't always get it right."

    From what I can tell, the best way to not break the yolk when cracking the egg is to fully intend to make scrambled eggs or an omelette. Intending to make sunny-side or overeasy eggs will result in at least one broken yolk, whatever technique you use.

    One useful thing I learned from television is to crack the egg on a flat surface rather than the edge of the pan, as that helps keep pieces of shell out of the pan.

    854:

    if you start mining someone will get butthurt over Article 11 violations, and nobody has tested how the Moon Treaty holds up in view of subsequent trade treaty law so you might run the risk of international sanctions.

    US 2015 Space Law is designed to pre-empt just that.

    Outer Space Treaty is an agreement between nations which sets the basis of Space Law, much of it modeled on Maritime Law, particularly parts about rescue of spacecraft in distress. OST also limits the types of weapons permitted in orbit (no nuclear, biological or chemical weapons, but things like guns and missiles are allowed) and perhaps most importantly, forbids any nation from claiming ownership of celestial bodies or parts thereof. It does not however prohibit anyone from using these celestial bodies. The informal phrasing is "Whatever you dig up, is yours".

    Well, 2015 Space Law, or more accurately Commercial Space Launch Competitiveness Act of 2015 formalizes this informal phrase above, at least with respect to US citizens and US companies. The entire text is quite long: https://www.congress.gov/bill/114th-congress/house-bill/2262/text

    but it boils down to "If you are a US citizen or industry, whatever you dig up is yours, and US Federal Government recognizes your claim of ownership". So if Navajo Nation or Saudi Arabia contest your claim, US State Department will go to bat for you. (The law makes an explicit exception for living organisms originating in space)

    In 2017 Luxembourg passed a very similar law, which dovetails with Howard's #851 comment about "micro-nations".

    855:

    Oh yeah, there's that annoying thing that happens when the guy who invented the filesystem you keep all your stuff on invents the perfect murder scheme then does it to his estranged wife and boasts about it to the police so you have to switch to a new filesystem because that one just hit end-of-life ...

    856:

    paws4thot @ 811:

    "I'm often vaguely curious when commenters become prolific suddenly "

    I've occasionally fit that profile when:-
    1) Recent topics have been of little or no interest to me.
    2) Present topic is one on which I am interested and knowledgeable.
    3) Present topic also pushes my buttons.
    4) I happen to have clear time to read most or all other posts and then compose replies.

    I've never been a programmer, so when the threads veer in that direction, I have to keep my opinions to myself ... OTHERWISE, I'm very opinionated and have an opinion about damn near everything ...

    I do spend considerable effort "perfecting" my comments. I hate making a typo, misspelling a word or making grammatical errors, so I type, preview, correct, preview, ... (rinse & repeat) ...

    😏

    857:

    David L @ 814:

    "but it's actually a hull section that is often configured as an emergency overwing exit, and on this particular plane had no exit door installed, just a blanking plate."

    As someone who has spend many many many hours on 737s this confused me. All US 737s have 2 over wing exits on each side. Plus the 2 doors at the front.

    I just saw a picture of the entire aircraft and apparently there is an optional door about half way between the rear of the wing and the tail. That I'm guessing doesn't get installed unless you do sardine package seating or some special situations where the over wing exits would be out of place. I'm thinking rich folks equipping their plane in special configurations or medical evac planes or whatever.

    Anyway it was this door blank that blew out.

    The 737 MAX is NOT really a 737. It has more or less the same fuselage as the original 737, but it's got different engines, a whole new wing & a different flight control set up to accomodate the new wing. Boeing had to go with the new wing in order to fit the new engines underneath without changing the 737's low height profile.

    The aircraft should have had an all new certification and pilots at the various airlines should have received additional training to prepare them for the changed flight characteristics.

    The Seattle Times - Q&A: What led to Boeing’s 737 MAX crisis

    The door is a separate issue - there is apparently a provision for an EXTRA (and extra cost) emergency exit on a stretched fuselage. Boeing builds it into every 737 MAX, but if the airline declines the extra cost option for an emergency exit, the frame is filled in and plated over with a "door plug".

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alaska_Airlines_Flight_1282

    858:

    When I was hired as by a subcontractor for the City of Chicago 911 system in '97, the senior network & sysadmin, who became a buddy, told me the original primary contractor had a name, then reorganized, and had become "We're [three letter corporation], we don't stand for anything."

    859:

    They tend to be cowboys, as it were, and I think they use some of the drugs they run to fund covert illegal operations. I refer you to the attempt - in reality, for small versions of reality - where they tried to send Castro an exploding cigar. Feel free to look it up, I can't make up stuff that stupid.

    860:

    Also, "we've got the hottest, coolest hardware anyone's ever dreamed of, we don't need no locals, all we do is place this."

    861:

    Actually, except for the Bobby Baker stuff, I pretty much agree with you. The one thing I would add is that I think that mid-level CIA and others were seriously pissed at JFK for not pushing Bay of Pigs and overthrowing Castro.

    And so, my pure guess, is that the highest level of the government who was aware of the assassination before, and provided any needed cover... was "Bombs away with Curtis LeMay". Who, at the time of the Cuban Missile Crisis (not a year before the assassination), was Chairman of the Joint Chiefs, and leaned so hard on JFK to go in that JFK had to tell him to back off, or he would fire him.

    Sounds like motive to me.

    862:

    Kindly drop that line.

    Cheese was and is one of the big things that women get from WIC. My late wife was on WIC, when she was a single mother, before I moved down there. I'm trying to be polite, but I want to send someone to the hospital if they put down WIC.

    863:

    From what I heard, they got there, and either didn't want to be there, or they found out really fast that the Vietnamese really didn't want them there, and so it was take something to deal with it all.

    Beyond that, I refer you to Tom Paxton: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMHRayIRMvE

    864:

    What drives me nuts about all murder shows:

    WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING TALKING TO THE COPS WITHOUT A LAWYER BEING PRESENT?

    NEVER TALK TO A COP WITHOUT A LAWYER!

    ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE INNOCENT!

    INNOCENT PEOPLE GO TO JAIL ALL OF THE TIME LARGELY BEAUSE COPS AND PROESCUTERS ARE NOT INTERESTED IN "TRUTH", BUT IN WINNING - AND THEY ARE UNDER ENORMOUS POLITICAL AND MEDIA PRESSURE TO "WIN" ESPECIALLY IN HIGH PROFITLE CASES.

    COPS ARE ALLOWED TO LIE, BULLY AND TRICK YOU!

    SOMETIMES THEY ARE SO GOOD AT IT INNOCENT PEOPLE GET INTIMIDATED AND CONFUSED AND CONFESS TO CRIMES THEY NEVER COMMITTED!

    SO IF A COP ASKS YOU WHAT TIME OF DAY IT IS, DO NOT ANSWER WITHOUT A LAWYER BEING PRESENT!

    YOU ARE ALLOWED TO HAVE A LAWYER PRESENT!

    IT IS YOUR RIGHT TO HAVE A LAWYER PRESENT!

    HAVING A LAWYER PRESENT DOES NOT INFER THAT YOU ARE GUILTY OR TRYING TO HIDE SOMETHING!

    GET A FEAKING LAWYER BEFORE YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH!

    865:

    Ah, yes, all DC-9's grounded. That would be 1979. When I was hoping to make Worldcon in Brighton... but the only airline I could afford was Freddie Laker.

    All DC-9.

    By the time they were ungrounded, it was too late, so I wound up at the NASFiC in Louisville.

    866:

    Since we don’t let the Hindu veneration of cows stop us eating beef, I don’t see Navaho veneration of the Moon stop any mining of it.

    I mean, the MAGAt worship of The Flag doesn’t seem to stop them violating flags in a multitude of ways. {Insert about eleventy-bazillion other related examples here}

    Maybe one could argue that money is the only inviolable Holy Icon right now?

    867:

    We've also developed a sick and unhealthy obsession with murder shows, as parodied by this SNL sketch:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4RdcE6H4Gs

    868:

    Christian Zionism. Ah, yes. Look into Christian Dominionism, wherein they believe they need to fulfil all these alleged prophecies, so the Rapture (tm) can come.

    869:

    Maybe. In the US, they cut the amount of cream, so it's less yellow. Then they put dye in to make it orange.

    I get, for cheese ordinaire, as it were, "New York extra-sharp cheddar, white, which isn't bad.

    871:

    If you haven't read Robert Caro's account of the day, I'd suggest it. It wasn't just Bobby Baker that was in trouble.

    872:

    Yet I too have an obsession with a particular murder show:

    Law and Order reruns when Jerry Orbach is playing Det. Lenny Briscoe (what a tough NY cop should be) and Angie Harmon playing Assistant DA Abbie Carmichael (hottest assistant DA ever).

    873:

    "The Kennedy assassination was the first really traumatic experience I witnessed in my life. It's the narrative I've come up with to make what I know about the case to make sense."

    You get my sincere respect for your honesty and self-insight.

    874:

    "That's the sort of action you think will cause Israel to recognise the state of Palestine, withdraw from its territory and start paying compensation to Palestinians negatively affected by the creation of the state of Israel?"

    You seem to have missed the rest of my post: "They would also have had to re-adjust their goals to something more incremental, such as lifting the economic blockade on Gaza."

    875:

    ""saturating media with propaganda" is one of the oldest cyberattacks and is increasingly regarded as an act of war. Look at the way some people in the USA are jumping up and down about tictok or Russian influence. Interestingly many of those people also insist that 24/7 saturation of capitalist propaganda is normal and necessary."

    There is a grey area where an act can be seen as aggressive but short of violence or war. After all, a protest occupying a public street or square isn't exactly hugs and kisses. There is a spectrum of actions and a spectrum of responses, where an act can be deceitful and manipulative without being considered violent. What Russia did the the US in 2015-2016 via the Cambridge Analytica scandal wasn't war, but obviously the US wants to protect itself from that sort of thing anyway. The bottom line is that non-violent protest should present itself as both non-violent, but also open and authentic.

    876:

    See my reply to Moz, which I wrote before I read your reply to me. Obviously I agree with most of what you are saying, though if you want contemporary innovative non-violent tactics, you might like this: https://www.nonviolent-conflict.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/Civil-Resistance-Tactics-in-the-21st-Century-Monograph.pdf

    Your comparison between a ddos attack and a strike or occupation is worth pondering. I do feel it is vital for non-violent approaches not to engage in deception or manipulation. Confrontation is find, so long as the other side doesn't get hurt (though the protestors might). It's a complex topic.

    877:

    Howard NYC @ 823:

    Pigeon 813:

    Please be advised there is a giraffe in my toothpaste; this is only slightly better than having eels in my hovercraft.

    /snark = off/

    The appropriate high tech cliché, now decades old, nobody on the net knows you're a dog. Revised to reflect recent 2020s-centric paranoia of whether or not any of us are humans, everybody on the net suspects you're an AI posing as a dog pretending to be a human.

    Which given the high percentages of folks 'on the spectrum' (aka: Asperger Syndrome) along with casual disregard for proper grammar along with multiple dialect of English amongst posters suggests the best way to identify an AI (or a dog or any XT illegal alien) would be on basis of usage of perfect grammar. And zero spelling errors.

    Well, I'm not a dog or an AI, just an old fart (pretending to BE an old fart on the internet**) whose penchant for correct grammar & "proper" (American) spelling is due to being a product of the American Education System of the 1950s, where you could get all of the answers on the test correct and still flunk the test because of a misspelled word or a grammatical error.

    A redneck good ol' boy goes up to Harvard to visit the library. Arriving on campus he accosts one of the students and says, "Can you tell me where the library is at?"
    The student looks down his nose at the good ol' boy and says, "SIR, this is Harvard. We do not end a sentence with a preposition here. Try again!"
    The good ol' boy cogitates on this for a few seconds and says, "Ok, can you tell me where the library is at ASSHOLE!?"

    Any comment I make here has to be well enough written that my 4th, 5th & 6th grade "English" teachers won't come back to haunt me!

    Plus, I took typing for two years in High School (was supposed to help me with writing papers when I got to college) and that teacher could have given The Penguin (from the Blues Brothers movie) lessons in strictness ... some things are ground into my soul bone deep. Typos give me the heebie-jeebies.

    I don't know if I'm "on the spectrum" or not. My mom took me to the child psychologists when I was in grade school, and they told her there was nothing wrong with me, I was just "high strung and bored in school" ... whatever than equates to in the DSM-5.

    I do have some "netiquette". I don't correct other people's grammar or spelling on-line even though it makes me crazy when I encounter it.

    I've noticed that as I get older, my attention span is shrinking. I'm now down to the level of a Golden Retriever.

    ** Don't have to "pretend" in Real Life® - I AM an old fart.

    878:

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    ... and add ANOTHER paragraph 🤣

    879:

    DP
    Is it really that bad in the USA?
    I know our lot can be manipulative arseholes, but ...
    The bit that sticks out to me is: AND THEY ARE UNDER ENORMOUS POLITICAL AND MEDIA PRESSURE ... Because your fake "legal" system is highly politicised ... it's going that way here - what a surprise (!) but nowhere near as bad.
    Your "DA's" & Judges are POLITICAL appointees aren't they? Which is automatically going to drive persecution & viciousness, rather than justice.

    880:

    Robert Prior @ 844:

    ... No idea how well my remembered reading matches what police work was like back then, but my impression is that "good old-fashioned police work" closed more cases than forensics did, and that forensics were generally used to buttress a case against someone who was already a suspect.

    My impression is nowadays it's often "forensics" that provides the lead to a suspect and that's when MORE "good old-fashioned police work" turns up additional evidence to prove the case. But it's the "forensics" that seal the deal.

    Especially cold cases & DNA genealogy.

    Some of the OLD forensic's have been dis-proven and are no longer used (e.g. hair matching ... unless there's a root that THEY can use to get a DNA sample).

    881:

    David L @ 849:

    "Cop follows the blood trail from the body to the pub and arrests the jerk and asks him,"

    My brother in law in law, the retired cop said that they found 90% of the people they were looking for at their girl friend's or mom's place. In general he would say policing would be a LOT harder if most of the law breakers weren't so stupid. Then there is that conversation he'd have about "frequent flyers". He was a cop in a town of less than 100K. He said after a while it was almost like the movie Casablanca, "round up the usual suspects".

    At least once a week now I'm seeing a news article about how some mysterious John Doe/Jane Doe or Baby Doe has finally been identified by the police using DNA genealogy to find family members 30 - 50 years after the body was discovered.

    And in quite a few of those cases just knowing who the victim was is a huge step toward police identifying the perpetrators.

    Sometimes that's all that's needed to obtain sufficient evidence for a conviction (often based on a confession because the person identified is finally able to get it off their conscience).

    882:

    Rocketpjs @ 853:

    ""There is an art to breaking an egg so you can fry it. I don't always get it right.""

    From what I can tell, the best way to not break the yolk when cracking the egg is to fully intend to make scrambled eggs or an omelette. Intending to make sunny-side or overeasy eggs will result in at least one broken yolk, whatever technique you use.

    One useful thing I learned from television is to crack the egg on a flat surface rather than the edge of the pan, as that helps keep pieces of shell out of the pan.

    I think I'm just a bit too clumsy. Or maybe don't get enough practice. I only have eggs a couple times a month nowadays.

    Too often cracking an egg on a flat surface or on a corner of a surface or the edge of the pan I end up smashing the egg. I've devolved to whacking it with the blade of a knife. If I don't hit it too hard I get a nice regular break & the egg comes out whole.

    If I do hit it too hard, I slice into the yolk.

    I don't often have a fried egg. If I make an omelet or scrambled eggs (depending on whether I'm able to successfully flip the omelet) I don't have to worry about how hard I whack the egg, but on the rare occasions where I only want a single egg ...

    883:

    I almost never break the yolk. Of course, 100% of the time, I crack the shell with a fork. The harder one is when I have to separate the yolk from the white...

    884:

    I get, for cheese ordinaire, as it were, "New York extra-sharp cheddar, white, which isn't bad.

    Sorry, that's not cheddar.

    The only real cheddar is made in Cornwall and matured for 12-18 months in the caves in Cheddar Gorge.

    Unfortunately they didn't get international recognition of their appellation controllé in time so a bunch of other places inside the UK and outside make stuff they call cheddar which is however nothing of the kind -- it's just a generic term for medium-hard cheese with a plasticky texture.

    There are good American artisanal cheeses, like good American artisanal beers (and wines), but anything that calls itself "cheddar" in the USA is almost certainly an abominable mass-manufactured extruded product, just like anything that calls itself "beer" or "lager". (Personally I blame James L. Kraft (and also the difficulty of making fermented products with ingredients in America before widespread refrigeration and fast-ish shipping was available.)

    885:

    On that basis all the partisan and resistance movements in WW2 were using human shields. On that basis so were the Irgun and Lehi. Certainly that would also apply to any other irregular or terrorist organisation you could care to name.

    Does any of that give the forces they are fighting free reign to kill the population they are hiding in/under?

    Especially when doing so is just acting as a recruiting tool for the people they are trying to fight?

    886:

    Right, didn't know about Cheddar wishing they'd applied. At least the "cheese ordinaire" I get is a bit better than "plasticy" - if I want, it will crumble, and there is a sharpness to it. As opposed to the "extra sharp" I used to get in Chicago supermarkets, that was "aged" um, three months? six months? I can get cave-aged cheddar, but it costs more.

    887:

    Just looked: ingredients, Pasteurized Milk, Cheese Cultures, Salt, Enzymes, aged over 12 months.

    When you say "plasticy", I think of (shudder) American cheese, esp. individually-wrapped orange slices.

    888:

    _ cheddar_

    "Well there's not much call for it around here, sir!"

    Okay probably no-one went for that for good reasons. I'll just back away...

    889:

    There are some excellent artisanal cheeses in the US that call themselves "cheddar", because that name is what the public knows of cheese. Not at all plasticy. Tillamook Maker's Reserve vintage white cheddar, for instance, from Oregon. New York also has something of a rep for good cheddar clones. Wisconsin and California tend to do something different. Lots of German / Scandanavian immigration in Wisconsin somehow led to Swiss-type cheeses. God knows what in California -- I guess Monterey Jack is the signature cheese there. And imported English Cheddar is pretty easy to find, as well. Though I have no idea if that's cave-aged.

    There is one Wisconsin cheese that's peculiar: Cheddar-Gruyere, which doesn't (to me) taste like either one. Yes, there's no accent in their spelling of Gruyère.

    890:

    Nonviolence has this inherent backed in advantage that the mainstream public far prefers that to seeing violence in the streets. Often the first ones to hurt somebody lose public support by a large margin. That's what happened in Charlottesville. Emmit Till probably did more for Civil Rights than anyone outside MLK. So, not to sound cold about it, but the best response to street violence is to let them beat you, bleed a lot, makes sure someone gets a picture, and post that sucker everywhere. You may die, but if no one is willing to take that risk, the cause is probably lost anyway.

    As for the information warfare, that's much trickier. The "oppo" as you call them have the billionaire class behind them, the Dark Money. So they are better resourced than we are, better equipped, more publications, better legal advice, etc. Sometimes the best way to win is not to play their game. Rather than compete with all that, we have to rely on grassroots recruiting, and go for more people. We need volunteers who are willing to post everyday. An "online bank" as it were, equipped with a short list of responses to the most common forms of disinformation. "Five answers to anti-vaxxers", that sort of thing. Make sure not to engage anyone in online debate--we are playing to the audience, not the oppo poster. Provoke them, but do not respond--the idea is to get them to insult you first, act aggressive, be the annoying one. Make them troll--Then call them out for trolling. It's political zen, online.

    If we can find a non-profit willing to track where the disinfo is being posted today, that would be a plus.

    The East Europeans are the one's who have worked this all out, esp. people in the Baltic states. Unfortunately their playbook hasn't been translated into English, so what you are getting from me is third hand.

    891:

    Cheese.

    Here in Aotearoa, the big problem with mass-produced cheese is that it's sold, and usually consumed, far too young.

    My late mother-in-law, so I am told, once left a block of mousetrap in the back of the fridge for six months, having forgotten about it. When she finally found it, she had to concede that what it had become was in fact worthy of being called cheese.

    This may have fuelled her daughter's view that on many products, the Best Before date should rather be a Best After date.

    JHomes

    892:

    One is how to counter the increasing spread and degree of grass-roots political violence and meet it in the field.

    Legal Observers Project NSW is one of the things that used to work quite well. But increasingly they're being arrested at protests, and even charged. Which very much puts law students off from getting involved, because getting convicted would make their chosen career difficult (arguments about the fine print notwithstanding). I'm not saying that cops are the only source of violence, quite the contrary, legal observers have testified against stochastic terrorism commited against protests.

    We don't yet have the "anti terrorism" raids on indymedia that happened in Aotearoa, but I fear that's mostly because the remaining independent media are very careful to stay out of the line of fire.

    This is part of the "any inconvenience is violence" opposition work.

    But you're right, it might not be the same set of factors everywhere.

    893:

    A good car fridge is the only unusual prerequisite for an activity I've been referring to as "hunting the wild cheese", really just an excuse for driving around the Sunshine Coast hinterland. Of course, there are only two important dairies (Maleny and Kenilworth) and they both sell their stuff into the major supermarket chains. But you get more variety going to the source and the Kenilworth dairy does cheese tastings (modified since covid to be all-outdoors, involving a pizza box of pre-diced cheeses arranged on a printed key). I'm working my way through a large cylinder of the Maleny vintage cheddar at the moment as it happens.

    894:

    Eggs ...
    I always ... hold the egg in my left hand & crack it, using a spatula/knife in my right.
    I have a better-than 90% ( Better than 95%? ) rate of getting the yolk & white intact on dropping into the bowl, underneath, so there!
    { As used in the Yorkshire Pudding I used underneath the artisan sausages I put into it, this evening! )

    JHomes @ 891
    Well ... real, actual, "Worcester Sauce" has to be aged at least 12 (18?) months before it is "matured" ( = allowed to fester ) enough to be edible & fit to enliven one's food!

    895:

    In the 1950s I was taught to always crack an egg into a cup before frying. That was to make sure it wasn’t a bad egg but now it ensures there are no bits of shell.

    896:

    One thing to realize is that there are multiple definitions of nonviolence. One is flagged as "Gandhian nonviolence" (Satyagraha, etc) that has the morality of ahimsa at its center.

    Another (which I tend to use) comes from Gene Sharp: "Nonviolent action refers to those methods of protest, resistance, and intervention without physical violence in which the members of the nonviolent group do, or refuse to do, certain things. They may commit acts of omission – refuse to perform acts which they usually perform, are expected by custom to perform, or are required by law or regulation to perform; or acts of commission – perform acts which they usually do not perform, are not expected by custom to perform, or are forbidden by law or regulation from performing; or a combination of both."

    Note that Sharp's an analyst and a researcher, not a nonviolent strategist like Gandhi.

    (Unfortunately) I think Sharp's definition is more useful, primarily because it reminds us that nothing keeps the bad guys from using nonviolence, and they even have their own special forms, like bribery, blackmail, and other dirty tricks.

    I'm not arguing against the effectiveness of Satyagraha in its time. Is it the only thing that nonviolence can be? Not in my opinion. Nor does one have to be morally pure to be nonviolent, as any number of strikes have shown.

    I'll even stress that being morally cohesive is a key nonviolent strategy. Whether it only works for positive moral systems like satyagraha, or whether something like "nonviolent MAGAtry" can work, is something worth thinking about.

    Anyway that's where I'm coming from, and it's why I think propaganda can be discussed in the universe of nonviolent actions.

    897:

    Absolutely sounds like him. (RIP.)

    898:

    https://weeklysift.com/2024/01/08/catching-up-on-the-gaza-war/

    If you’re a violent extremist, the main obstacle to your success is the apathetic middle. Most people just want to get on with their lives, and if you give them half a chance, they’ll work out some compromise that makes you irrelevant. Your first priority, then, is to radicalize the center. “Invert the bell curve” was the way I put it. Rather than most people being the middle, you need most people to be at the extremes.

    Strangely enough, your supposed enemies, the anti-X violent extremists, are in exactly the same position. So the best way things could work out for both of you is a series of tit-for-tat atrocities that produce too much collateral damage for the public to ignore.

    899:

    Thanks for this.

    900:

    I was thinking more of the Ronald Reagan government cheese givaway in the 1980s, when Bonzo sent some to my grandparents, who owned (for cash) a nice house in a middle-class neighborhood... WIC is a good program, and it fed both my kids during their early years.

    901:

    I think of (shudder) American cheese, esp. individually-wrapped orange slices.

    In the US you will see "cheese" products and "cheese food" products. The later aren't necessarily dairy. Or at least not all dairy. As far as I've noticed over the years all the "individually wrapped" cheese things are always labeled as "cheese food".

    And I never buy such.

    902:

    Good cheddar is hard to find even in England, its native country. The standard supermarket offerings come in "mild" and "mature" varieties (with a little bar graph to indicate how strong they are) which would more accurately be named "polyurethane" and "vaguely cheesy polyurethane". The names EC mentions are better, but still not wonderful in their as-bought condition.

    I noticed as a kid that my gran's cheese was always much tastier than my mum's, or indeed most other people's. Observation of aging cheese in general led me to hypothesise that it was because she took it out of its wrapper and kept it in a porcelain cheese dish on the side, whereas other people left the wrapper on and kept it in the fridge.

    I then experimented, and concluded that indeed cheese should NOT be kept in the fridge wrapped in plastic; it should be kept on the side, unwrapped, with enough of a cover over it to keep the flies off but not sealed away so it can't breathe. And left like that for a while before you start to use it, for the flavour to develop. It does tend to go rock-hard if you keep it too long, but that hardly matters, and it tastes a lot better.

    Come to that, butter also shouldn't be kept in the fridge - purely for reasons of practicality, because butter kept on the side is so much easier to spread. And it doesn't go off, even if it's kept on the side for months.

    Mousetraps: maybe they do have bait pegs, but they don't need baiting. Mice tend to run around the edge of the room in the angle of the wall and the floor, so you put the traps at the edge of the floor with the trigger platform facing the wall. You site them similarly in other narrow gaps where there is no way past, or around places where the collection of mouse turds shows they've been hanging out.

    Cats work better, though.

    Eggs: I find the best thing to do is to take turns sitting on them for two and a half weeks.

    903:

    The current gadgetry still has a complete lack of understanding of whether something actually makes sense or not. This is not the case with even the wackiest human posters; there's still something detectably there, even if you can't make sense of it yourself. I think that difference would reveal most imitations before too long.

    But the original point wasn't about what you can do with an extreme level of complexity, rather it was about how little complexity it takes to produce a good pastiche. I don't think the core of the processing took more than a screenful of C, hacked up in an evening for the fun of it.

    904:

    887 'When you say "plasticky", I think of (shudder) American cheese, esp. individually-wrapped orange slices.'
    I tend to call that (and its UK equivalents) "plastic cheese". Unfortunately, my mother actually likes it!

    891 - My take on "best before" is "convenient label indicating when $product is ready for consumption".

    905:

    @ 823: "Which given the high percentages of folks 'on the spectrum' (aka: Asperger Syndrome) along with casual disregard for proper grammar along with multiple dialect of English amongst posters suggests the best way to identify an AI (or a dog or any XT illegal alien) would be on basis of usage of perfect grammar. And zero spelling errors."

    I aim to use what I see as correct grammar and punctuation, and to achieve at least three or four nines of correctness in spelling. Mainly because it's more or less instinctive, and partly because it gives me a position from which to vary the degree and style of correctness, or departure therefrom, in order to convey some extra-verbal nuance.

    It depresses me that so many people seem to have so little appreciation of how to use written English themselves that they probably don't understand how it can be used, and so the meaning of such variations in style probably goes right over their heads. It depresses me more that people often write so badly that it's not actually comprehensible, and dismiss complaints as unjustified pedantry.

    Even if they aren't very good at it, people for whom English is a second language are often more comprehensible than native English speakers, because they are at least trying to get it right. Usually they are good enough that they seem to put the native English speakers to shame.

    @ 827: "No NIMBY-based delays given there are no neighbors to the smelting complex."

    But the moon is in everyone's back yard, effectively. Once the operations got big enough to be visible without a telescope, people all round the world would be complaining about the visible results of the moon having someone shit on it. You'd have to make very sure to only do anything round on the other side, at the least.

    906:

    There are good American artisanal cheeses, like good American artisanal beers (and wines), but anything that calls itself "cheddar" in the USA is almost certainly an abominable mass-manufactured extruded product, just like anything that calls itself "beer" or "lager". (Personally I blame James L. Kraft (and also the difficulty of making fermented products with ingredients in America before widespread refrigeration and fast-ish shipping was available.)

    Hmmmm.

    Since culinary history is A Thing ( https://www.thefoodhistorian.com/blog/so-you-want-to-be-a-food-historian ), I'll point out that one of the normal patterns in history is people complaining about how Them Over There are messing with Our Special Foods, the uncultured, wretched heathens! New cuisines are, without exception, unholy perversions of old cuisines (at least to afficionados of the latter).

    But to your complaint about our California cheddars...I'll make a deal: we'll apologize for what we've done to you by perverting your cheese and beer, if you'll first apologize for what you've done both to Chinese tea (with milk, you barbarians!), and apologize to most of sub-tropical Asia for what you did to feed your greed for tea.

    And while you're at it, maybe say a few words of atonement for forcing the Indians to accept prepackaged, turmeric dyed termite frass as a native Indian food called curry powder. After you forced them to invent it for you....

    907:

    people complaining about how Them Over There are messing with Our Special Foods

    I love how "sparkling" has become a meme though. "It's not an explosion, it's a sparkling rocket launch".

    Don't forget cursing the Italians with "pizza", although at least Australia gave them pineapple on it to make it slightly less awful. Beats chicken tikka masala anyway, at least as far as foods invented far from their "country of origin".

    908:

    Pigeon @ 903
    Be very careful what you wish for ... or we'll get the mad seagull back .....

    Cheese
    There are at least 5 differnt sorts in my fridge, right now.

    Pizza
    I make my own - it's a "bread" after all is said & done.
    Half-&-half "000" really hard flour & "00"French hard flour - from Wessex Mill, dry mass of 140-150g.
    Pepperoni + Jalapeno + tomato-goo + home-made pesto ( Either Nasturtian or Wild Garlic ) + ...

    909:

    I can witness that effect! I have only once had genuinely old cheddar (3 years), and it was extremely good. But it's like similarly old (or even 5 year) Gouda or old Gjetost in that it is strongly flavoured and not to most people's taste.

    The trouble about maturing it myself is that it really needs to be done for a whole cheese, and I don't have a cave.

    910:

    https://migop.org/

    versus

    https://mi-gop.org/ <==== note the hyphen

    there's been an attempt at an internal coup amongst Republicans by a wacky fringe faction in Michigan... including a failed effort of selling off their headquarters for cash for "reasons"

    oh goody... I'm making a big bowl of popcorn and settling in to listen Rachel Maddow (MSNBC) to understand WTF is behind this fracturing of the GOP in Michigan

    https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9wb2RjYXN0ZmVlZHMubmJjbmV3cy5jb20vcmFjaGVsbWFkZG93

    ...we now return you to your normal, sane lives in foreign lands safely far from these American batshit gonzo crazies

    911:

    And imported English Cheddar is pretty easy to find, as well.

    Yeah, that's probably the cheap rubbish. Again, not the real thing.

    912:

    A major exception to the "let it age" rule of thumb is soft cheeses -- notably Brie. Let a good French Brie age for more than a few weeks past its sell-by date and what you end up with stinks of ammonia (which might be to your taste but is certainly not to mine). Same goes for blue cheeses -- fermentation is an ongoing process, and if it continues to ferment for too long in the back of the fridge you may not find it to your taste, so put it mildly.

    913:

    Australians? Pizza? Pineapple? Need I give further introduction to the way Americans can 'strategically alter' food?

    914:

    Cracking an egg into a cup ensures that it only drops a short distance, and you can then pour it smoothly into the pan. If you want to fry it in a hot pan this ensures you can control how close your hand gets to the pan more precisely.

    (I used to crack the egg over the pan but either got too close -- so, burns -- or flinched and dropped the egg from too great a height, or ended up with embedded bits of shell. Using a cup works much better.)

    915:

    Hell, leave Brie long enough and it TASTES of ammonia! I am happy with cheeses that just smell of it, but not that.

    Blue cheese that has been left too long still makes good broccoli and stilton soup, which in my view is the only way to make supermarket (and most other) broccoli fit to eat. Note that I am not referring to true, thin, spring purple sprouting, which is delicious.

    Of course, there is no way of salvaging anything that has got to the "what was that?" stage :-)

    916:

    Once the operations got big enough to be visible without a telescope, people all round the world would be complaining about the visible results of the moon having someone shit on it.

    Are you kidding?

    Humans have been mining Earth for millennia, and doing on industrial scale for centuries. Absolutely no sign of that activity can be seen from the Moon with a naked eye, or even with a backyard telescope. For Moon mining to be visible from Earth, it would have to have shifted several thousand times more material than all Earth mining shifted in history.

    917:

    I am not saying it will never happen, but by the time it does, the society will be as different from today as we are from Pharaonic Egypt, and Outer Space Treaty (and quite possibly the very concept of nation-state) will be buried in history.

    918:

    I have, in Sydney, once eaten a freshwater crocodile pizza. (Tasted kinda-sorta like chicken.)

    919:

    The only real cheddar is made in Cornwall and matured for 12-18 months in the caves in Cheddar Gorge.

    cough Cheddar is in Somerset, not Cornwall. Two counties further east. But yeah, anything calling itself cheddar ought at least follow the right method and use cheddaring. I suspect a lot do not.

    Cheddar is far from the only cheese that has copying issues. Brie and Camembert, and Emmental to mention but a few. That's not to say all such are necessarily bad: I had a rather nice goat's milk Irish Gouda a few weeks back that I intend to have again

    920:

    Also cracking an egg into a cup makes it so that if it is rotted, it goes directly into the cup and you can get rid of it more easily.

    Having spoiled at least two doughs I was making with rotted eggs during the last ten years, I now only crack eggs into a cup. (Putting one rotted egg into anything spoils it properly. Last time it took like half an hour to get the smell out of the kitchen...)

    921:

    Australians? Pizza? Pineapple? Need I give further introduction to the way Americans can 'strategically alter' food

    Per Googling, Hawaiian pizza was invented by Sam Panopoulos in 1962. This Greek immigrant served these pizzas at his restaurant Satellite….in Chatham, Canada.

    This is kind of my point about how cuisines change.

    Another example is that Japanese staple of pizza toppings: corn kernels (which I’ve had and liked). Apparently pizza topped with corn kernels and dried squid is/was popular at Japanese baseball games. I’m not sure about that combo, not because I have anything against eating dried squid, but because it seems too chewy to be a good pizza topping.

    If you just thought you heard some Americans retching in the background over the idea of eating corn kernels and dried squid on pizza, remember what I wrote about new cuisines?

    922:

    pineapple on pizza is one of those warning signs of a non-traditional apocalypse

    alongside with octopus ink martinis

    no, really, such horrid things have been seen in upscale watering holes in New York not just Lost City of Non-Angels

    923:

    Beats waiting until they explode!

    924:

    On that basis all the partisan and resistance movements in WW2 were using human shields. On that basis so were the Irgun and Lehi. Certainly that would also apply to any other irregular or terrorist organisation you could care to name.

    Wouldn't every guerrilla and partisan movement be using human shields? "The people are the sea in which the guerrilla fish swim" and all that.

    There's a debate to be had on where one draws the line between combatant and non-combatant, rendered rather murky by policies in past wars like dehousing and aerial policing.

    925:

    Come to that, butter also shouldn't be kept in the fridge - purely for reasons of practicality, because butter kept on the side is so much easier to spread. And it doesn't go off, even if it's kept on the side for months.

    During the summer it turns liquid if you leave it out, at least in my part of the world.

    926:

    people all round the world would be complaining about the visible results of the moon having someone shit on it

    Like people are complaining about over-bright lighting ruining the night sky?

    I suspect most people won't notice, and won't care if it's pointed out to them.

    927:

    pineapple on pizza is one of those warning signs of a non-traditional apocalypse

    Ham, pineapple, and a sprinkling of dried anchovies (dilis) make a wonderful pizza.

    Come to that, chilli made with pork and pineapple is my dinner tonight!

    928:

    Cheese
    I can recommend These people - almost all of our cheese comes from them, & very good it is too.

    929:

    The "country of origin" of Chicken Tikka Masala (CTM) is Scotland, specifically Gibson Street, Glasgow, G12 ( 55.872466, -4.282386 ). This is about 12 miles from where I live.

    930:

    Greg Tingey @ 894:

    Eggs ...
    I always ... hold the egg in my left hand & crack it, using a spatula/knife in my right.
    I have a better-than 90% ( Better than 95%? ) rate of getting the yolk & white intact on dropping into the bowl, underneath, so there!
    { As used in the Yorkshire Pudding I used underneath the artisan sausages I put into it, this evening! )

    I used to be pretty good at it when I was consuming eggs more frequently. Not so much nowadays.

    931:

    If you just thought you heard some Americans retching in the background over the idea of eating corn kernels and dried squid on pizza, remember what I wrote about new cuisines?

    To me pizza is a way of eating foods without a plate. Mostly.

    I found ham and pineapple back in the 70s. I still do it at times but only if they shred the ham.

    And then there are some of the thicker crusts impregnated with butter and maybe garlic. Where it almost doesn't matter what is on top. Carb fest for sure.

    932:

    We mostly buy butter blended with olive oil so it can stay in the fridge yet be easily spread. Then there are those alternatives using oils made from soybeans. No thank you.

    My wife bought some sticks of butter for a nicer look at a recent meal. I suspect those 4 sticks will take a year or two to use up.

    933:

    That cheese: Killeen Gouda. At £40/kg (our local cheese shop) it's not cheap

    934:

    Troutwaxer @ 900:

    I was thinking more of the Ronald Reagan government cheese givaway in the 1980s, when Bonzo sent some to my grandparents, who owned (for cash) a nice house in a middle-class neighborhood... WIC is a good program, and it fed both my kids during their early years.

    I could probably qualify for food stamps (or whatever they're called now), but I won't apply. I'm not too proud to take assistance, but I figure in the current political climate with the GQP pushing extreme austerity anything I received in that line could be depriving someone else who needs assistance much more than I do.

    Things would be different if I had to pay rent or make house payments (they WERE different back when I WAS making house payments), but I know where to find good, nutritious AND CHEAP food & I have the means to get around to where I can find it.

    Interesting thing about those cheese give-a-ways was WHY they happened.

    It wasn't because people needed food, it was because the government ended up with warehouses FULL of cheese because of dairy price supports ... warehouses full of cheese that was going to waste & costing the government a fortune to dispose of ... until someone came up with the bright idea of emptying out the warehouses by just giving it away on a first come/first served basis.

    You didn't have to prove any kind of economic need, you just had to get in line. You could take away as much as you could carry. The only restriction was you couldn't re-sell it.

    935:

    Pigeon @ 902:

    Mousetraps: maybe they do have bait pegs, but they don't need baiting. Mice tend to run around the edge of the room in the angle of the wall and the floor, so you put the traps at the edge of the floor with the trigger platform facing the wall. You site them similarly in other narrow gaps where there is no way past, or around places where the collection of mouse turds shows they've been hanging out.

    The problem with doing it that way (not baiting them) is it might take the mouse a long time to find & activate the trap. Bait draws them in righ away. Peanut Butter works really well.

    Cats work better, though.

    Unless you have a stupid cat that just plays with them for a while and then gets bored, leaving them dazed & confused, broken but alive, in the middle of the living room rug.

    I used to get them coming into the house every winter when food outside got scarce. I'd live trap them and take them down the block to the park to let them go (far enough I didn't think they'd find their way back).

    Not because of any "humane" feelings. They're cute little m-f*, but mice have fleas (disease vector) and if you use kill traps, the fleas jump off in your house when the mouse dies.

    With catch & release, they take their fleas with them.

    Eggs: I find the best thing to do is to take turns sitting on them for two and a half weeks.

    I weigh 200 pounds (~ 91 kg; 14.2 "stone"?). Every time I try to sit on an egg it breaks the shell (and the yolk), not to mention the mess it leaves in the chair & the seat of my trousers ...

    936:

    Mousetraps: both 10 years ago at work, and now on the packaging for mousetraps, they recommend peanut butter. Works, too.

    937:

    Milk is only for black teas. I do not use it with, say, Jasmine or oolong (unless you're saying they're not Chinese).

    938:

    Fun! Thanks, we need to make popcorn.

    939:

    It may be worth noting that in 2021 the Netanyahu administration declared that six Palestinian human rights groups were terrorist organizations, over the objections of their European partners, raided their offices, and confiscated their computers and other equipment. I suspect that the Likud government, mindful of the fate of the apartheid regime in South Africa, has pursued a policy of crippling nonviolent Palestinian resistance and provoking violent resoponses in order to fragment the external BDS movement. When student demonstrators across the US accused the Israeli military of genocidal behavior in its reaction to the October 7th atrocities, the Murdoch media and Netanyahu surrogates spread the libel that the students were instead advocating genocide against Israel.

    940:

    Brie, age? I am reminded of the first time I had it: a lady I was seeing at the time were each in interesting mental states (having to do with ingestibles), and she said her folks had given her some brie a couple weeks before. I proceeded to watch her attempt to spread something with the consistency of dried rubber cement onto a cracker without breaking said cracker. After a while, I decided that if it was worth that much work, I ought to at least try it....

    941:

    Squid? Nope. I have this deal: I don't eat calimari, and giant krakens don't eat me. It's worked all these years, and I see no reason not to keep to the deal.

    942:

    https://lite.cnn.com/2024/01/08/weather/winter-storm-forecast-cities/index.html

    to get a glimpse of our near term future as the climate heats and long standing weather patterns destabilize...

    "floodwatch" ought be something as infrequent as an honest politician rather than associated with every fifth storm... sadly... it'll be soon enough every fourth... and then...

    so here's something to add depth to any cli-fi novel, be your intent grimpunk or hopepunk

    you'll excuse me whilst I hobble out to grab some supplies before NYC gets slammed

    944:

    "Then there are those alternatives using oils made from soybeans. No thank you."

    We have a brand called "I Can't Believe (They Think We Won't Notice This Sh)It's Not Butter", although for some reason they always seem to miss the bit in brackets off the container.

    They are, however, a very useful source of solid-ish vegetable fat for making substitute pigeon's milk to feed baby pigeons. Proper butter is what you'd naturally think of using, but you can't give them any dairy stuff or their digestive systems seize up, so it turns out the fake stuff is actually good for something.

    946:

    During the summer it turns liquid if you leave it out, at least in my part of the world.

    Conversely, you know it's winter here when the coconut oil solidifies in the jar. Last year winter was on a Thursday.

    947:

    We need more amusement here. Apparently, TFG's lawyers, in court today are arguing that the President is immune from prosecution, period. One judge asked if this meant that if he ordered Seal Team 6 to kill his political enemies, he couldn't be prosecuted.

    Yes, that was actually asked by a judge in court.

    His lawyers tried to find ways to say "yes".

    I think the judges should agree, since that would mean that we wouldn't have to worry about TFG anymore... since President Biden could order TFG to be treated like any other terrorist... Right?

    948:

    837: yeah, but given the age I was then I would probably have been behind the settee hiding. Actually, I rewatched some of the first series over Christmas. I still don't like the first Dr. The second was a great improvement. The scripts and special effects were pretty shonky at times.

    841: I hold Pink Floyd's "Wish You Were Here" sacred but that didn't stop the evil heretics Radiohead covering it! I'm not sure I get "sacred" really. When does my opinion become a "sacred belief" to be defended? When its old? Are Arsenal "sacred" because a lot of gullible fools, sorry, people think its good? Afterall, the Hawaiians hold Mauna Kea sacred because some god or other created it. But, as we now know, its just another honking great volcano, predating humans by quite a lot. So that was bollocks.

    926: Agree. 9/10th of the population never look up, many don't know the Moon changes phase during the month and many are totally unaware that you can see the Moon naked eye and planets through a telescope during the day. I visited a house with an estate agent/realtor once. It was an overcast day and I asked which way was south - we wanted a veg patch. Her response was "I don't keep up with that sort of thing!"

    949:

    In my much younger days as a short order cook I could and would routinely hold three eggs in each hand and crack them in sequence into the pan, with about a 95% success rate. That is no longer the case.

    Last time we had a long visit with family in Greece I was surprised to buy a dozen eggs and have them handed to me in a brown paper bag. 'This will be an interesting walk home'. Turns out that whatever chickens eat in rural Greece allows for much stronger shells (and much more flavorful eggs) than what the poor beasts endure here - even the 'free range' ones.

    I have never met a cheese I couldn't at least be on friendly terms with. When I was young and my family was somewhat poor the only cheese I was really aware of was the plastic 'slices'. I remember watching a disney show where they ate a big cheesecake, and my young brain imagined a large block of the horrible plastic cheese. I didn't eat cheese for a couple of years, but we've long since reconciled.

    From what I can tell, the difference between 'abomination' and 'exciting fusion food' is how expensive the decor might be. People have opinions, but food is constantly evolving when new things come along. Imagine Italian or Greek food without tomatoes, or Indian food without peppers.

    950:

    I have one thing to say to that: "Velveeta" (tm).

    For me, the only use for it is in Rotel (tm) dip.

    952:

    Howard NYC @ 943:

    frack... frack... forgot this other link...

    https://lite.cnn.com/2024/01/09/weather/winter-storm-forecast-blizzard-flooding-tuesday/index.html

    Tornadoes in FloriDUH in January!

    953:

    "We mostly buy butter blended with olive oil so it can stay in the fridge yet be easily spread. Then there are those alternatives using oils made from soybeans. No thank you."
    Aka "I Most Assuredly Can Believe it's Not Butter".

    954:

    to repeat something I've been posting a lot in recent months upon various sites...

    "climate change ensures we'll never ever get bored again by predictable weather nor routine patterns of animal behavior"

    955:

    Conversely, you know it's winter here when the coconut oil solidifies in the jar.

    This week Edmonton (where I lived in the last century) is expected to hit a high of -30 this Friday. When I lived there we had nighttime lows below -40. Cold enough that taking a whiz outside is risking frostbite if there's a wind blowing (and there's always a wind blowing). That's winter. Summer highs of 37 (not counting humidity, which thankfully isn't high).

    I suspect the words "summer" and "winter" mean quite different things to UK denizens…

    956:

    I still don't like the first Dr. The second was a great improvement. The scripts and special effects were pretty shonky at times.

    One of the best descriptions of the initial Dr Who show was "here is £25 per episode for sets and special effects. Bring your own clothes. Go for it."

    957:

    I asked which way was south - we wanted a veg patch. Her response was "I don't keep up with that sort of thing!"

    Well it does change a lot. Over billions of years.

    958:

    Re: 'I'm certain you've heard of the "CSI effect"?'

    No, I hadn't - thanks for the info/links!

    The power of narrative vs. power of data in shaping human attitudes ... hmmm.... this idea sounds familiar.

    Re: Cheese

    The wrapped in plastic slices are pretty good for grilled cheese sandwiches - melt very evenly. I also used to toss a slice or two (sometimes with bacon bits) over mac&cheese as a topping - extra kick of flavor.

    We usually have 4-5 different different real cheeses in the house (more during Xmas holidays) and keep them in the fridge until an hour or so before they're to be eaten/used in cooking otherwise they'd go bad. A few (i.e., feta, mozzarella, parm, etc.) can also be frozen. Since we eat/cook with cheeses regularly, it doesn't make sense to not stock up (and freeze some) when the grocery stores have major sales to reduce their seasonal inventory. I've never tried to freeze the flavored (usu. with herbs) spreadable soft cheeses as they're usually sold in very small portions so get eaten within a couple of days of being opened.

    Re: Eggs

    I've wanted to make one of my late mother-in-law's meringue based tortes. Last time I tried it I wasted a couple of dozen eggs so I've been considering alternatives. Anyone here ever try the packaged egg whites? (Do they work for meringue blended with nuts and rum/cognac?)

    Re: Mice

    Do not want any mice in the house, thanks! - but this video that's getting a whole lotta hits had me re-assessing these creatures.

    'Mouse filmed tidying up man's shed every night'

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLDPzQ42kws

    959:

    It is kind of amusing when Canadians talk to Australians about weather. They're both big countries with empty bits but the climate is dissimilar. Australia doesn't really have lakes suitable for walking on, Canada lacks the properly hot summer days (50°C basically everywhere except Tasmania https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_extreme_temperatures_in_Australia)

    OTOH both countries are a bit notorious for their size. You can definitely drive from Toronto to Vancouver or Sydney to Perth, there are quite good roads the whole way. Just, not today.

    960:

    Gag. I slice the decent store chedder. We do not buy the wrapped, insanely overpriced and overpacked crap.

    "Merangue-based tortes"? I make a real torte: eggs, ground walnuts, eggs, one tsp backing soda, eggs, vanilla, some brown sugar, and did I mention eggs? (Like, yes, I separate seven eggs. No bread crumbs. Fill the middle with apricot preserves, and over the top a ganache, with no milk - melted semi-sweet chocolate bits and butter, and when that's melted, remove, and add a shot of triple-sec.

    961:

    Surely it should be melted dark/plain chocolate?

    Either way, sounds good to me.

    962:

    the original point wasn't about what you can do with an extreme level of complexity, rather it was about how little complexity it takes to produce a good pastiche.

    If that is so easy, it also suggests that camouflage might be easy too.

    given a corpus of a few thousand of someone's posts

    Add a corpus of a few thousand posts from other people. Maybe I use colour instead of color or cheese instead of cheese products.

    If opsec was considered, it might still be noticably camouflaged, but with no hint to the originators.

    Consider @Moz 804: Interestingly many of those people also insist that 24/7 saturation of capitalist propaganda is normal and necessary

    It's gonna be hard to redefine political nonviolence in a sensible way

    963:

    As a North American, I always thought semi-sweet meant dark chocolate. Who knows what the Hershey's or Nestle stuff is supposed to be?

    964:

    Yep, was listening to that too. Will the -real- Michigan GOP please stand up? ;)

    965:

    Will the -real- Michigan GOP please stand up?

    Florida GOP leaders to Michigan GOP.

    "Hold my beer."

    966:

    You can get sweet dark chocolate as well as semi-sweet.

    Part of the problem with chocolate bars made for the North American market is the requirement that they not melt in the American South, leading to the use of wax as an ingredient. Also, the original mass-produced chocolate used lipolysis to preserve the milk, so it tasted of butyric acid, and people got used to the taste and began to expect it.

    https://guardianlv.com/2013/08/does-your-chocolate-contain-wax/

    https://www.cracked.com/article_32488_why-american-chocolate-tastes-like-garbage.html

    967:

    it tasted of butyric acid, and people got used to the taste and began to expect it

    I think I speak for everyone when I say: Gah!

    968:

    =+=+=+=

    latest piece of over-the-top political cartoon... just so blunt because that's what it takes to get noticed>... New Yorker's cover... Barry Blitt’s “Back to the Future: The artist depicts a goose-stepping Donald Trump, determined to march back into political relevance.”

    https://archive.ph/njt5n

    or

    https://www.newyorker.com/culture/cover-story/cover-story-2024-01-15

    What we need is a snarky Hall of Fame for all those batshit gonzo crazies who have been ruining our sleep and driving so many of us into day drinking and (worse yet) putting pineapple upon pizza (shudder). With autonomous sections for each nation, and for those nations with especially fractured cultures-religions-politics sub-sub-sections. (Yeah, I'm lookin' at you, America.)

    Or rather, we need a Hall of Shame.

    And in the interests of engaging the public as well offering a revenue source, this Hall of Shame, “it will have a gift shop”.

    Another exhibit suitable for the US's wing is another historic first...

    lawyers argued on behalf the disgraced (and disgraceful) ex-POTUS that any arsewipe seated in the Oval Office had an unlimited (and bottomless and non-expiring) to issue orders leading to assassination of any one at any any time for any reason including seated members of his own government; mention was made of senators and congressmen and bureaucrats in opposition to POTUS's policies;

    so, an unbounded impulsiveness which is every teenager's wet dream of doing as his whims 'n urges whisper in his ear ought to be the rule for POTUS

    POTUS would thus be closer to an absolute despot, the ultimate in autocratic monarchs, with only his own conscious deliberation moderating his actions; given prior bad acts and short temper and bestial hungers combined with the emotional development of a five-year-old (“poor impulse control” and “your son bites the other children” and “he refuses to share communal toys in kindergarten”)

    only good news, the three judges on the panel seemed to be sane and pro-democracy, thus disinclined to granting Trump an “imperial presidency”... another instance of a political weapon misfiring...

    not something we ought to rely upon happening every time...

    =+=+=+=

    I have not a clue what would be the EU/UK/NZ/AU equivelents to this rather nifty site:

    https://poweroutage.us/

    useful in tracking recovery from this latest shitstorm:

    https://lite.cnn.com/2024/01/10/weather/winter-storm-snow-blizzard-forecast-wednesday/index.html

    we ought to get accustomed to such moments as this since an already overaged infrastructure will be subjected to ever more intense shitstorms occurring more often... and each household ought puzzle out how to endure 48 H without electricity... all grist for the mill for you wannabe authors...

    “...over 180,000 in New York. New York Gov. Kathy Hochul said she was concerned about residents not having power Tuesday night amid freezing temperatures...”

    =+=+=+=

    969:

    Yeah. My fantasy if Trump is granted this immunity is that Biden immediately has him whacked, along with the 'easily bribed or blackmailed' members of the Extreme Court. Later, he can threaten the lives of anyone who doesn't vote for his new Extreme Court members.

    970:

    Yes, indeed! Winter in Cambridge is only negligibly darker than in Edmonton (1 degree further south, but more cloud), but a low of -10 counts as a hard frost. We have had multiple consecutive days with a high of -5, but not often, and the norm is slightly above freezing. However, with temperatures mostly in the 0-5 degrees range, high humidity, and next to no ultraviolet or evaporation, things rot.

    And Edmonton's summers are brighter than Cambridge's, if colder.

    Of course, climate change may change all that ....

    971:

    I think I speak for everyone when I say: Gah!

    When I was a child I remember bringing treasured chocolates home from England, because they tasted so much better. They also melted in the summer heat even inside the house, which is why hiding them from siblings on the top shelf of my closet wasn't the wisest choice…

    972:

    I have not a clue what would be the EU/UK/NZ/AU equivelents to this rather nifty site:

    Someone is aggregating. Here in my area of North Carolina, Duke Energy has a site were you can keep zooming in till you see the streets with issues. If more than one house / service point there's an outline of the impacted properties.

    Power was going on and off yesterday in various chunks around where I am as our trees lost branches to the winds.

    973:

    That's not Edmonton, I assume, unless the house heated up far more than mine does. Its summer high temperatures are little different from Cambridge's. Yes, chocolate melts here, too, in the parts of houses that heat up easily, but usually not in reasonably well-insulated brick ones, where it's the weekly average that matters.

    974:

    Saskatoon. Further south, warmer in the summer. Second-floor bedroom. No idea what the temperature was — just that it was hot enough to melt my chocolates and make a mess!

    (We usually spent hot weeks playing in the basement where it was cooler, and on really hot days slept down there too.)

    975:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HDMI#Version_2.0

    Those first Europeans to try and settle the plains of North American were a bit surprised by how hot it got in the summer and how cold got in the winter. The range was hard on them. From Texas up to the upper reaches of Canada.

    976:

    That link to HDMI standards was a left over copy to answer a question in Reddit. Sorry.

    977:

    84: you might want to look at Ana Mardoll's deconstruction of Narnia (she's part way through book 6 at present).

    979:

    Just checked in the freezer: the good semi-sweet dark chocolate bits I have say 52% cocoa. And cocoa butter. It does include lecithin as an emulsifier.

    980:

    Troutwaxer @ 969:

    Yeah. My fantasy if Trump is granted this immunity is that Biden immediately has him whacked, along with the 'easily bribed or blackmailed' members of the Extreme Court. Later, he can threaten the lives of anyone who doesn't vote for his new Extreme Court members.

    I don't think even Trump expects the argument to prevail, but ... if the panel rules against him, he can "appeal" the ruling and ask the trial to be delayed while the "appeal" is heard first by the same 3 judge panel, and then by the entire DC Circuit sitting "en banc" (which apparently means ALL of them on the bench in one courtroom) and then by the Supreme Court.

    Each of these "appeals" are intended to delay the trial, nothing more. Trump's strategy is to delay, delay and delay, hoping to put the trial off until after the 2024 election when he expects to win (or at least make another coup attempt). I think Trump knows (although he's in denial) that if the case goes to a jury, he IS going to be convicted and that would probably affect the decisions of even some of his loyal cultists.

    One legal argument that could stymie this effort is for the three judge panel to rule the "appeal" is UNTIMELY; i.e. no appeal should be heard until AFTER a trial & conviction.

    In that case, the trial could go ahead and Trump only need appeal IF he is convicted.

    981:

    Good choice -- I go there for the Derbyshire oatcakes as well. Just out of curiosity: do you have access to a shop or go for the selection / subscription?

    982:
    I've wanted to make one of my late mother-in-law's meringue based tortes. Last time I tried it I wasted a couple of dozen eggs

    What went wrong? Wouldn't they firm up? Did they separate? Pinch of bicarb in the bowl works a treat.

    NB Sorry, can't help with the alternatives

    983:

    Coupole dozen eggs? I "only" use seven. You really have to keep the yolk out of the whites. And I'm using 5 cups of ground walnuts (nut grinder was something like $12).

    984:

    R. Degenhand @ 981
    I live in London, so their shop(s) are acessible, but we usually order on-line.

    985:
    • s i g h *

    "The connection to www.antipope.org is not secure"

    Q: anyone else getting this today?

    first time in my life I've been smacked by it

    happen ed when clicking on ...

    http://www.antipope.org/charlie/blog-static/2023/12/crib-sheet-season-of-skulls.html#comment-2182283

    986:

    Well, the precise point of an interlocutary appeal is that it’s one you argue is important to make before a trial. Supposedly this would be true of judging inmunuity. I’m hoping that would take the courts about 2 minutes, most of it in laughter and mockery.

    987:

    Edit the URL and use https:// as a prefix instead of http://

    988:

    We always used a bit of cream of tartar (potassium bitartrate) when making schaumtorte. 1/4 tsp to 6 egg whites.

    989:

    the Murdoch media and Netanyahu surrogates spread the libel that the students were instead advocating genocide against Israel.

    Some students most definitely were advocating genocide against Israel. And against all Jews. If they had not, the presidents of Harvard, MIT and UPenn would not have to twist themselves into knots trying to define in which context calls for genocide are and are not "hate speech".

    990:

    Charlie - Not sure if you're okay with this ...

    Live Stream on YT - Speakers are experts on international law including one of the people who helped define these crimes/set up definitions of 'war crimes'.

    Justice Beyond Borders: Prosecuting War Crimes (Chicago Council on Global Affairs)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IYbLwWVo-o

    991:

    Eric @ 986:

    Well, the precise point of an interlocutary appeal is that it’s one you argue is important to make before a trial. Supposedly this would be true of judging inmunuity. I’m hoping that would take the courts about 2 minutes, most of it in laughter and mockery.

    His lawyers can argue it's important enough for an interlocutary appeal, but the court doesn't have to accept that argument. Look at the 11th circuit's rulings in the Florida Documents Case ...

    992:

    I'm quite aware of that, thanks.

    993:

    Re "I have not a clue what would be the EU/UK/NZ/AU equivelents to this rather nifty site" - for NZ I think it would be https://www.transpower.co.nz/our-work/industry/our-grid/outage-planning

    994:

    interestingly this op-ed piece is not hidden behind the pay all

    https://nytimes.com/2024/01/09/opinion/trump-republicans-democracy-hope.html

    "...Trump is just an avatar. His followers — the forgotten, if not exactly silent, remnant of the nation’s old majority — will find another something..."

    995:

    Some questions about the Post Office fuckery, since some here may know the historical background.

    How does the Post Office have powers to bring a criminal prosecution independently of the CPS? A Facebook friend who watched the BBC drama thinks that the powers go back ~300 years, which is back in the era of thief-takers. Is it some kind of royal warrant, originally given to the Royal Mail, but handed to the modern Post Office when the Royal Mail wandered off to die in the private sector?

    Also, given that the 300-year-old-powers are a thing and and not a script writer's hallucination, what stood in pace of the CPS back then?

    996:

    The author is not putting that proposition and arguing for it, these words are describing a proposition that the author attributes to others, and then argues (more or less) against.

    For the benefit of the TL;DR crowd, the sentence immediately preceding the one quoted here goes: "Trump or not, goes the argument, we live in an age of grass-roots reaction."

    The author goes on to say: "It is hard not to be at least a little persuaded by this assessment of the state of things, even more so if you’re inclined to the fatalism that pervades much of American life at this particular time. But let’s step back for a moment." The substance of the article follows.

    Just clarifying as the section cited is misleading out of context.

    997:

    And then the Americans (through Pakistan) supported warlords and fundamentalist fighters (including likely the Taliban) to fight the Soviets, and provided arms and training for fighters.

    One of the few times my mother expressed a political opinion. On hearing the Americans were supplying the Mujadeen with MANPADs, said "what a stupid idea!". Since I was of "russians bad, mujahadeen good" view point I couldn't really see her point...

    998:

    Narnia has been so thoroughly deconstructed already, I think it's time for a Reconstruction.

    999:

    Any reconstruction of Narnia needs to replace the Christian allegory with something more uplifting, in my opinion. (Of course, I am not and never have been a Christian.)

    Personally, I'm leaning towards "Narnia, but what if it was invented by William Burroughs instead of C. S. Lewis".

    1000:

    977, 998 and 999 - The real trouble with any |r|d|econstruction of Narnia will be the need to premptively red card known evangelical atheists from the discussion thread(s).

    1001:

    Here is the Associated Press fact check on the conflict: https://apnews.com/article/israel-hamas-war-fact-check-e829d1dddcc2dad0f5f99cf62ef353ad.

    CLAIM: Pro-Palestinian rallies at the University of California, Los Angeles, and the University of Pennsylvania called for “Jewish genocide.”

    THE FACTS: The chant uttered in videos of recent demonstrations is being misrepresented. Protestors aren’t saying “We want Jewish genocide,” but “Israel, we charge you with genocide.” Experts and advocates say it’s a typical refrain heard at pro-Palestinian rallies.

    One video being miscaptioned shows a group of people chanting protest slogans as they marched through the UCLA campus.

    “In UCLA hundreds of students chanting: ‘Israel Israel you can’t hide, we want Jewish genocide’,” wrote one Instagram user in a post sharing the video. “This is not 1930s Germany, this is in Los Angeles October 26th 2023!”

    Another video captures similar sounding protest chants at Penn’s campus in Philadelphia on Oct. 16.

    “Students @uofpenn gathered chanting ‘We want Jewish genocide’ ‘there is only 1 solution’ in reference to the Nazis ‘final solution’,” wrote an Instagram user who shared the clip in a post. “There has possibly never ever been a more dangerous time to be a Jewish student as Antisemitism continues to grow as a disease.”

    But the anti-Israel chants are being misquoted, Jewish and pro-Palestinian groups say.

    The protestors are actually chanting, “Israel, Israel, you can’t hide: We charge you with genocide,” the Anti-Defamation League, which frequently speaks out against anti-Semitism and extremism, confirmed in an Oct. 31 email.

    It’s a familiar refrain at anti-Israel rallies, but non-Israel-related versions are also heard at other protests, the New York-based Jewish group noted on a page on its webpage debunking false information about the ongoing conflict.

    Penn Students Against the Occupation, which organized the Penn rally, dismissed the claims as “blatant disinformation” in a statement posted on Instagram.

    The chants at UCLA were similarly misquoted, the university said on a webpage correcting misinformation related to campus events.

    Dan Gold, who heads Hillel UCLA, a major Jewish organization on campus, noted his organization has called out the rally for its harmful rhetoric in its public statements.

    But he personally observed the protest and confirmed there was no direct call to exterminate Jews.

    1002:

    Any entity may bring a private prosecution under English law, and up until about 1829 this was the only route. From that time on the various police forces slowly began prosecuting crimes themselves. Normally an officer of Inspector rank or above would look at the evidence and decide whether to prosecute or not. Having an independent prosecution department to avoid conflict of interest was recommended in 1962 but not all forces implemented one so in 1986 the CPS took over all police prosecutions.

    Some bodies have statutory powers to prosecute in their field, Royal Mail and the RSPCA are two of them. the CPS/DPP can take over any case under certain conditions.

    1003:

    ...whereas for me, after reading the full article, that paragraph holds an insight that qualifies as nightmare fuel since there was a quasi-fascist movement pre-Trump and should he choke on a greaseburger today there will be such a movement post-Trump

    as awful as he is as a person, Trump did not initiate this political movement but rather given his own flawed attributes was able to hobble ahead of the parade to pretend to be its leader

    indeed, those times he made any serious effort at leadership -- (a) repeal ObamaCare (b) build the Mexican border wall (c) a dozen or so others too tedious to recall -- it was soon spinning out of control and bits 'n pieces did a Boeing Max Dance Move and crashing all over the political landscape

    Trump is to governance as I am to authoring bestselling novels... delusions of grandeur and little other than boastfulness and vague dreams

    all I want to do right now is keep track of those 'embargoed electoral votes' as states ban Trump from ballots and I really hope against hope for a reason to crack open a off brand bottle of second tier sparkling wine prior to November elections

    1004:

    They should adopt a call-and-response format:

    Israel, Israel, you can't hide Israel, Israel, you can't hide We charge you with genocide We charge you with genocide

    The single voice for the call is far less susceptible to mondegreening than the ragged unsynchronised voices of a whole crowd chanting.

    1005:

    BTW, Charlie, have you read other works by C. S. Lewis? You might love (or love to hate) The Screwtape Letters. Till We Have Faces is pretty good too.

    1006:

    I said "some" students. Here is an example:

    https://www.npr.org/2023/10/31/1209839480/cornell-student-arrested-antisemitic-threats

    Two days after social media posts threatened a violent rampage against Jewish students at Cornell University, in Ithaca, New York, federal prosecutors have filed charges against a 21-year-old student.

    Patrick Dai, a junior, allegedly posted threats "to kill or injure another using interstate communications," a felony.

    He has yet to enter a plea and is expected to appear in federal court on Wednesday in Syracuse, New York. Officials say he remains in custody.

    According to federal prosecutors, Dai allegedly posted comments on an online discussion site on Sunday, calling for the deaths of Jewish people and saying he was "gonna shoot up" a building frequented by Jewish students.

    In a separate post, Dai allegedly threatened to stab male students, sexually assault female students and said he would "bring an assault rifle to campus and shoot all you pig jews," according to a statement released by the U.S. Attorney's Office in the Northern District of New York.

    1007:

    "One is flagged as "Gandhian nonviolence" (Satyagraha, etc) that has the morality of ahimsa at its center."

    I don't think anyone remembers Ghandi's framework anymore. Even Sharp's analysis is probably out of date. Nonviolence isn't exactly "peaceful" but it isn't "violent" either. Where that line lies probably changes with cultural drift.

    1008:

    "Strangely enough, your supposed enemies, the anti-X violent extremists, are in exactly the same position. So the best way things could work out for both of you is a series of tit-for-tat atrocities that produce too much collateral damage for the public to ignore."

    Years ago, I concluded that the PLO and the government of Israel were choreographing attacks on each other, in a sort of unspoken understanding sort of way, in order to solidify their own political standing within their respective communities. Nothing that has happened since has changed my mind.

    1009:

    I could live with Burroughs, but please, not Rudy Rucker.

    1010:

    Dunno 'bout Charlie, but I read what I have referred to since my teens as "That Hideous Trilogy". Out of the Silent Planet was, eh. Perelandra - and I was reading in my mid/late teens - I finished only because I was a completist. I did not need to read an entire novel of "the hero spends 160 pages trying to convince the Venuisian Eve not to eat the apple". And I only read the third one because I read it had mention of Numinor.

    This is the one where every single person who is for any kind of development is a direct agent of Satan, and at the end he literally lets out all the animals from the zoo to kill and eat them.

    Rather than Screwtape Letters, which I have never read, I prefer Twain's Letters From the Earth.

    1011:

    Not exactly. Netanyhu has, however, been giving money to Hamas as "the only way to prevent a Palestinian state". Really. He's recorded as saying that in a speech (or three). https://www.thenation.com/article/world/why-netanyahu-bolstered-hamas/

    1012:

    Apropos of nothing at all I have just found on wikipedia that there is apparently such a thing as an "unrealised corpse network". They are supposed to have had one in Vienna, but the cited reference makes no mention of it, so it is interesting to speculate as to what it might be.

    What first springs to my mind is a means of data transmission by quantum zombies, ie. a sequence of people who are, in fact, dead, but do not realise it, being stabilised in this condition by a diet suitably high in garlic. To send a 1 you show the first quantum zombie a picture of a corpse and point out the similarities until they realise they are one too. This then inspires the second QZ to ponder the same thoughts and come to the same realisation, and so on until the transition has propagated all the way down the line.

    To send a 0 you eat some garlic yourself and then breathe on the first QZ, so raising their allium index until they think they're alive again. They then breathe on the next QZ, and so on again.

    It can be seen that the system depends on regulating dietary garlic to maintain the QZs' allium index at the threshold of stability.

    It can also be seen that it is possible to implement logic functions, so the system is capable of computation. Trivially, any QZ can act as an OR gate merely by being the next in sequence to two previous QZs. An AND gate is a QZ who is an obstinate bastard and requires a double dose of persuasion to realise they are dead, and a NOT gate is a QZ who is a bloodyminded bastard and deliberately does the opposite to what their input suggests.

    1013:

    I looked that up, and it seems to me that, at least back then, they might not be able to build a large enough vacuum pump to ship them through the tubes....

    1014:

    Charlie @
    IIRC, someone re-imagined E R Burrough's Barsoom as re-written by William (!)

    paws
    Not needed, actually, since the xtian parallels get worse & worse as it goes along.

    Guy Rixon
    IIRC, yes to that question, but IANAL.
    See also Vulch @ 1002 - thanks for that.

    Trump, generally
    What real chance does he have of being elected?
    His fascist base are making an awful lot of noise, but {ISTM} that huge numbers of women & "moderate" traditionally "republican" voters are edging away.
    What happens when { When, not "if" } he gets a criminal conviction on top of the civil case(s) currently proceeding?
    The convolutions of SCOTUS are, themselves getting interesting, given that finding for "presidential immunity" then immediately means that Biden is immune & ...... And a finding against, means he gets convicted in a normal court.
    - As Howard NYC points out, actually.
    Who takes up the fascist mantle, once Trump is rejected & jailed?
    De Saint-Arse? Haley? Someone we can't "see" yet who is even more dangerous?

    1015:

    TFG: one thing that might really hurt is when he loses in NYC, and the Trump Org goes down in flames, and he's banned from the real estate market in NYC. "Great businessman" and all that.

    As much as I hate to say this, the only person who should be running on that ticket has just "suspended" his campaign: Christ Christie. He's vile scum, but he does actually know what government is, and how to pay off his supporters, and run a government. All of the others should be removed for lying about their credentials... that is, having graduated jr. high/middle school.

    1016:

    I could live with Burroughs, but please, not Rudy Rucker.

    Or Stan Lee.

    1017:

    Cape or no cape on Aslan?

    1018:

    IIRC, someone re-imagined E R Burrough's Barsoom as re-written by William (!)

    Yes; I think you're thinking of "The Jungle Rot Kid On The Nod" by Philip Jose Farmer.

    1019:

    Charlie
    That's it!
    Not that "PJF" was remotely sane - certainly not later on.

    1020:

    Oh, not at all, scroll down a bit ;)

    1021:

    What real chance does he have of being elected?

    Decent, err reasonable, err not bad, err ... I don't like any of these worlds.

    There's a non trivial chance.

    In the US there is a sizable fraction of both D's and R's that consider the others evil. Therefore they will NEVER vote for them. So that locks in about 1/3 or more in each direction. In states where either dominate, say Alabama and California, the presidential election result is a lock for both parties.

    And of late there are a lot of under 40s who are saying they may not vote for anyone as they can't vote for Biden based on the current situation in the middle east. And each of these is basically 1/2 of a vote for Trump.

    And the last round of inflation has many with very short term memories to think maybe they'll switch to Trump. Because the US (and thus Biden) doing better on that front than most of the planet is something they don't hear.

    Most of the US population doesn't listen to the daily news. I suspect same is true in most of the world.

    Anyway, it will likely come down to states like WI, PA, AZ, NC, and maybe Texas. Unless something else blows up and creates a change of the state of affairs. Like budgets and government shutdowns. Or the border getting worse. Or ...

    1022:

    I'd add that, given how many (purported?) pollsters I've hung up on or not replied to, it's worth being skeptical about poll numbers at the moment.

    The problem is that I have little insight into the American authoritarian world. It appears that many people there actually do loathe Trump, and are voting for him because there's a huge push on to convince them that "Dark Brandon" is worse. This suggests that Trump's a humpty dumpty atop a high tower, and if he falls hard enough, his whole show rapidly falls apart with him. Sort of like Mussolini in that regard--especially if things don't fall apart for him before November.

    1023:

    "No capes!"

    - Edna Mode, The Incredibles

    1024:

    Most of the US population doesn't listen to the daily news. I suspect same is true in most of the world.

    The New York Times has a picture up of an Iowa voter, sitting in a church pew, holding a Bible with both hands, and saying, "he’s got principles, that’s the key feature there." Referring to the former reality TV actor. Clearly not au fait with the news from the last eight years.

    1025:

    Do you think that this case is indicative of a failed university free speech policy which is deserving of a congressional inquiry?

    1026:

    Or Stan Lee.

    I dunno. One could imagine riffing on Black Panther 2, to wit...

    We, of course, remember that Aslan the Messiah is a lion. And we remember how lion social structures work. And we remember that there's not a Lioness in sight in Narnia. So...

    Possibly OGH should, as in BP2, do a complete gender flip. Instead of a lone Lion with a Christian belief structure and no Lioness in sight, have a pride of Lionesses with a Dianic Wiccan belief structure and no Lion in sight.

    Then write That in the style of Burroughs, maybe?

    1027:

    Howard NYC @ 994:

    interestingly this op-ed piece is not hidden behind the pay all

    https://nytimes.com/2024/01/09/opinion/trump-republicans-democracy-hope.html

    "...Trump is just an avatar. His followers — the forgotten, if not exactly silent, remnant of the nation’s old majority — will find another something..."

    Can't say for certain because I have a digital subscription, but their Opinion pieces are frequently out from behind the pay-wall. At least that's the way it was BEFORE I got a subscription and seems like it's has continued since then.

    1028:

    Do you think that this case is indicative of a failed university free speech policy which is deserving of a congressional inquiry?

    Yes it is. Specifically, the failure is in the unequal and hypocritical application of university free speech policies. Any student who posted online a tenth of what Patrick Dai posted, but directed at Blacks, or at Muslims, or at Catholics, would have been expelled long before FBI got involved.

    1029:

    Personally, I'm leaning towards "Narnia, but what if it was invented by William Burroughs instead of C. S. Lewis".

    Even better (for certain values of "better"): Narnia, but invented by Piers Anthony

    1030:

    Damian @ 996:

    The author is not putting that proposition and arguing for it, these words are describing a proposition that the author attributes to others, and then argues (more or less) against.

    For the benefit of the TL;DR crowd, the sentence immediately preceding the one quoted here goes: "Trump or not, goes the argument, we live in an age of grass-roots reaction."

    The author goes on to say: "It is hard not to be at least a little persuaded by this assessment of the state of things, even more so if you’re inclined to the fatalism that pervades much of American life at this particular time. But let’s step back for a moment." The substance of the article follows.

    The author goes on to say: "It is hard not to be at least a little persuaded by this assessment of the state of things, even more so if you’re inclined to the fatalism that pervades much of American life at this particular time. But let’s step back for a moment." The substance of the article follows.

    Just clarifying as the section cited is misleading out of context.

    I don't think it's misleading or out of context so much as that bit sets up the context for the article that follows.

    "In other words, it is true that Trump was produced by (and took advantage of) a particular set of social forces within the Republican Party and outside it. It is true that those forces exist with or without Trump. But Trump, himself, was not inevitable."
    "It’s not that the reactionary populism that fueled Trump’s campaign would have completely dissipated. But the character of its politics might have been very different without Trump in the nation’s highest office to lead and give shape to the movement. As it stands, he had that power and stature, and there is now a reason the most MAGA-minded Republican politicians — or those with aspirations to lead Trump’s Republican Party — work tirelessly to mimic and recapitulate the former president’s cruelty, corruption and contempt for constitutional government."

    I don't think anyone should judge the piece on what Howard NYC, you or I quote from it. Y'all read it for yourself & decide.

    And finally:

    "Nonetheless, it is still worth the effort to say what is true: that our constitutional system, however flawed, is worth defending; that Trump is a clear and present threat to that system; and that we should use every legitimate tool at our disposal to keep him away from — and out of — power"
    1031:

    I'd add that, given how many (purported?) pollsters I've hung up on or not replied to, it's worth being skeptical about poll numbers at the moment.

    Well, I make up for that by answering every poll I'm sent. Most of which are push-polls for the Republicans, but I figure I can do my bit by listing all the reasons I won't be voting Republican in the next election.

    Not my fault they assume that I actually can vote in the next American election, being a Canadian and all that… :-)

    1032:

    Then write That in the style of Burroughs, maybe?

    Nah, but I've already got an embarrassingly overflowing folder of ideas. (Starting with the fact that Jadis of Charn in the original books is clearly a lesbian-coded dominatrix, and going on from there.)

    A scene opening I intend to use:

    "Mister Tumbril the Mugwump sat cross-legged atop the creaking gibbet cage, licking his skin flute."

    1033:

    Nick K @ 997:

    "And then the Americans (through Pakistan) supported warlords and fundamentalist fighters (including likely the Taliban) to fight the Soviets, and provided arms and training for fighters."

    One of the few times my mother expressed a political opinion. On hearing the Americans were supplying the Mujadeen with MANPADs, said "what a stupid idea!". Since I was of "russians bad, mujahadeen good" view point I couldn't really see her point...

    I don't think the Taliban had come on the scene yet. They were basically created by the Pakistan's I.S.I. during the Russian occupation, but I don't know if that was before the U.S. began supplying MANPADs or not.

    OTOH, while I shared your view "russians bad" - happy to see the Soviets having their "Vietnam" (from which I don't think they learned any more than we did from ours) ... I wasn't all that convinced the mujaheddin were "good" - coming, as it did, so soon on the heels of the revolution in Iran.

    Religious zealots (and I don't care WHAT religion) always worry me. Preachers, priests & mullahs in power just don't make for good government. So, I agreed with your Mom, it was a stupid idea.

    OT3H - I'm not aware of any of those American supplied MANPADs ever being used against western (U.S., NATO, etc) interests or against civil aviation. Anyone else have an incident they can point to where one of those American weapons were used?

    PS: The Soviets had MANPADs too and a whole bunch of those escaped into the wild with the collapse of the Soviet Union, and every incident I know anything about the perpetrators used stolen Soviet weapons.

    1034:

    Couldn't read the whole thing. It insisted I create an account.

    1035:

    Greg Tingey @ 1014:

    Trump, generally
    What real chance does he have of being elected?

    My estimation: IF he can manage to postpone (delay, deny, obfuscate ...) his criminal trials and has not been convicted in any of them before election day (Nov 5, 2024) he's in the running.

    Clinton was up by 12% in the polls when Comey stabbed her in back in October 2016. Trump won the Electoral vote in 2016 while losing the nationwide popular vote by 2.09%.

    In 2020, Biden was ahead by 4.7% in the polls in October and won the nationwide popular vote by 4.5% (and WON the Electoral vote DESPITE the insurrection on Jan 6, 2021).

    IF he is the GQP candidate in November, I think he has a chance. A lot depends on what the GQP in STATE LEGISLATURES can do to manipulate counting the votes and who is allowed to vote.

    The convolutions of SCOTUS are, themselves getting interesting, given that finding for "presidential immunity" then immediately means that Biden is immune & ...... And a finding against, means he gets convicted in a normal court.

    Any finding FOR "Presidential immunity" is a finding that goes against the power of the Supreme Court itself. They'd be finding that they do not have the power to decide ...

    The question the judge SHOULD have asked is, "Could the President order Seal Team 6 to assassinate a Supreme Court Justice"?

    1036:

    Heteromeles @ 1022:

    I'd add that, given how many (purported?) pollsters I've hung up on or not replied to, it's worth being skeptical about poll numbers at the moment.

    I would NEVER hang up on them, although I might lie like a cheap rug.

    1037:

    Watson T. Firetruck @ 1025:

    Do you think that this case is indicative of a failed university free speech policy which is deserving of a congressional inquiry?

    I think if the President of Harvard can be forced out over "plagiarism" allegations, so can a full professor at MIT (even if ... especially IF she's married to the big donor who brought those allegations against the President of Harvard).

    1038:

    Polls in the US: significant questions: DO they call mobile numbers? I've been hit with polls once in a while on my land line, but Ellen says she's never gotten polled on her mobile. WHAT is their demographic?

    Let me put it this way: when I lived in integrated neighborhoods, or less middle class neighborhoods, anyway, I was NEVER polled. Only in middle-class neighborhoods - and that may be by average house prices. If so, then half the US has never been polled. And you wonder if polls are biased?

    1039:

    You're missing out two very important factors:

  • Money (said big donor's wife is rich by proxy; President of Harvard evidently isn't)

  • Skin colour.

  • Of these factors #2 is probably the most important.

    1040:

    Simplest explanation: audience polling was there to inform advertising sales, and poor people don't buy as much shit as well-off people.

    For political polling too, poor people are less likely to vote.

    1041:

    I dunno. A lot of TFG's supporters really don't make much, but their intolerance overrides everything.

    1042:

    H @ 1022
    If I'm reading the US news correctly, his NY state civil trial is now over?
    What happens if he is declared "Not fit to own or direct a company" ( or equivalent ) in NY state?
    Does that cut him off at the knees, financially?

    1043:

    https://statements.cornell.edu/2023/20231101-standing-against-hate.cfm

    I suppose that this statement is locking the barn door after the horse has pooped all over the Jewish community. It's not clear to me how much prior restraint the administration can exercise over individual student online communication; are they supposed to be the thought police?

    I understand that the congressional hearings accused the universities in question of turning a blind eye to the advocacy of genocide by recognized student organizations; I think that those accusations appears to have been made in bad faith.

    As an aside, I'm trying to comprehend the moderation policy here. Is pursuing this line of discussion considered sealioning?

    1044:

    Does that cut him off at the knees, financially?

    It does bollix his real estate empire and the emoluments he and his family made therefrom. The NY companies own Mar A Lago and his DC hotel, among many other properties. IANAL, but the fraud seemed straightforward and state level, so I doubt the appeals will work.

    My guess is that his Red State governor ringwraiths enablers toadies allies will rush to get him licensed in their states, and he'll suddenly get into crypto-currency or perhaps international laundry services, so that the international players who want to fuck up US politics can keep pumping money to him.

    1045:

    @whitroth

    You are some years older than me (none-taken! ;)

    As far as I know, I have NEVER been polled. I suppose it's possible that some body left a voicemail or a mass mailer that I immediately assumed was junk and threw it away without a moments thought.

    Any insight into their methodology might be helpful. Do they only poll people who answer calls and then move on to the next after hangups? Getting SNAP (or WIC) benefits did require me to sit around and wait for a phone call at some undetermined time. Most people who needed it would not suffer through a pollster call. And the rest wouldn't be available to take the poll call anyway

    Equally as likely, I think, the pollsters select the demographics to achieve the desired results they were paid for, and there is a 'do not call' list

    1046:

    Any insight into their methodology might be helpful. Do they only poll people who answer calls and then move on to the next after hangups?

    I've been polled once by phone. 4 years ago I think. It was a poll done by a local D running for Congress and caller ID showed it as something the made me pick up. (Not mis-leading.)

    The entire point of most polling (but not all) was to call a random group of likely voters. (This did cost more than just a clump of random people.) And for most polls that means getting in touch with 1500 or so people. Which, back in the day, meant calling 3000 to 10000. So you needed a small short term army "dialing" away. Long ago with a question sheet in front of them. Later with a computer scripts. And they didn't want to repeat call people within a short period of time.

    Answering machines then caller ID broke a lot of polling in the US. People just stopped answering the phone for people they didn't know. And most people with caller ID had an answering machine to basically they screened the calls. Now the number of people to be called to get a decent sample doubled or more. And at this time, in the US, area codes and local exchange codes allowed the polling folks to geographically distribute their calls.

    Then came cell phones. And for a while they were able to just not call those since most people still had land lines and cell phones were a second or third phone. And the number area and local codes let pollsters know which were cell phones and which were land lines. Then as digital cell phones came along and then number portability, very quickly people started keeping their numbers when getting a cell phone. When switching from a land line and/or moving across the country. So 919 could not be trusted to be from central North Carolina where it was the original area code. It might get you someone in Saskatoon. Literally.

    So now a pollster couldn't trust that they were calling a house or even where the person lived. And suddenly polling companies had to do a LOT of vetting of numbers to try and use and deal with most of the time, blind calling would get them an older and older age group. As they were the least likely to have a cell phone and the most likely to have a land line. Which for most polls did not result in a very good sample.

    And then on top of that, some folks started answering the opposite of what they felt just to screw with the pollsters. This was actually a big thing in 2016 for Trump fans.

    So now polling is very hard to do and be a valid sample.

    We dropped our land land 20 years ago and my wife and I are 67 and 69 and have had individual cells phone since before that. So we're outliers in the demographic search as it relates to cell phones.

    Currently much of the actual polling is done by call centers using predictive dialing systems. The people don't actually place the calls. This is done by computer systems that "estimate" when someone in the call center will be free and how many calls have to be placed before someone will answer. Just like the SPAM calls selling "can we replace your roof" folks. And the same person may be doing both as calls are made. Which drives the total number of calls needed to be made up as at times someone will answer and no person will be available to handle the call and the person called just hangs up.

    Pollsters in the US who are good at producing good results charge a lot for their services.

    1047:

    As it relates to polling, somehow my phone number had gotten onto some R lists. A few days ago I got a message asking for some kind of support for Nikki.

    And this morning I got ask to RSVP for a Robert Kennedy Jr in town tomorrow.

    My daughter seems to be on the same list.

    1048:

    especially IF she's married to the big donor who brought those allegations against the President of Harvard

    Nah, that's totally not the same thing and a cheap politically-motivated witch-hunt. At least according to Newsmax and other right-wing "media" sources…

    1049:

    @David L

    And the number area and local codes let pollsters know which were cell phones and which were land lines. Then as digital cell phones came along and then number portability, very quickly people started keeping their numbers when getting a cell phone. When switching from a land line and/or moving across the country.

    I am old enough to remember that part, and I probably agree with everything you just said here

    1050:

    I suppose that this statement is locking the barn door after the horse has pooped all over the Jewish community. It's not clear to me how much prior restraint the administration can exercise over individual student online communication; are they supposed to be the thought police?

    College administrations certainly have no difficulty exercising such restraint when they want to:

    https://jbhe.com/2022/01/student-expelled-from-a-suny-campus-after-posting-a-racist-video/

    A student at the College of Environmental Science and Forestry of the State University of New York was expelled after he posted a racist video. The video shows two men holding guns in a wooded area. They load their weapons and fire at a tree. Before the shots, one of the men yells, "This is what we do to niggers." When the university became aware of the video, it identified the student and expelled him.

    https://www.newschannel5.com/news/student-expelled-over-racially-charged-post

    A Belmont University student was expelled after a racially charged Snapchat caught the attention of school officials. The picture shows three black NFL players raising their fists during the National Anthem before the game. Text on top of the photo said, "Piece of s* n*. Every one of them needs a damn bullet in their head. If you don't like this country get the hell out."

    University officials released two statements. The first one said: "This morning we were made aware of a racist social media post by a freshman student at Belmont. We reject comments rooted in racism or bigotry. This is not free speech - this is hate speech. The university is investigating and will take immediate action. As a Christian institution, it is our goal to build a diverse and inclusive community where all members feel accepted safe and valued." They then followed up with a second statement saying the student had been expelled.

    So yes, college administrations can and do act like thought police -- as long as "correct" group is being threatened. Jews apparently are not a correct group.

    One could argue that colleges should never act as a thought police, and should ignore all such incidents until and unless they rise to the level of crime and police/FBI become involved. But this is clearly not the case at present.

    1051:

    On polling (and "market research") - Similarly to the above; I am also unlikely to answer a number that I don't recognise, or that I recognise as "not from a geographic area where I know someone". For instance, if Charlie or Nojay were to call me using a landline, the number would start "0131" and then continue "2345678" (or whatever) so I'd know the call was from Edinburgh even if I didn't recognise the geographical number as, say, "Nojay landline". OTOH I know that no-one in greater Personchester ;-) has my landline or my cell, so if caller Id says "0161" "2345678" I'll certainly let the voicemail answer.

    1052:

    So curiosity here.

    In the US with number portability you can most every time keep a number no mater what phone service you switch to or where you live. So the geography of matching a number to a smallish area is long gone.

    Are you saying if you move in the UK you can't take your number with you?

    I live in an area with 3 major universities and a dozen or so minor ones. And many of the graduates stay as they think the area is nice. Plus we have had companies relocation a few 100 people to the area at times. So it is common to share phone numbers and some of the numbers point to locations 2500 miles away.

    1053:

    Charlie Stross @ 1039:

    You're missing out two very important factors:

    ► Money (said big donor's wife is rich by proxy; President of Harvard evidently isn't)

    ► Skin colour.

    Of these factors #2 is probably the most important.

    I didn't miss 'em. I just don't agree with 'em and don't approve.

    I know there ain't no justice, but I'm one of those people who believes there should be.

    Ackman's wife should be held to the same standard he demanded of Harvard's President. She won't be and I know that.

    But I don't have to like it and I can call out their hypocrisy.

    1054:

    David L @ 1052:

    So curiosity here.

    In the US with number portability you can most every time keep a number no mater what phone service you switch to or where you live. So the geography of matching a number to a smallish area is long gone.

    When I moved I tried to keep my Raleigh VOIP number, but Spectrum told me I had to get a new number because I was no longer in the Raleigh geographic area. I'm now in Knightdale's geographic area and have to use a number from Knightdale's pool.

    1055:

    'The question the judge SHOULD have asked is, "Could the President order Seal Team 6 to assassinate a Supreme Court Justice?"'

    I've been thinking that the way to make sure the immunity issue gets decided properly is for Biden to release his own list of who he'll kill immediately if granted Presidential immunity, while he notes that what's good for the goose is good for the gander, and that he'll be happy to demonstrate that should the Extreme Court or a lower court make a thoughtless decision on the issue...

    Of course that's just a fantasy, but other people could release their own Joe Biden Fantasy Deathlists.

    1056:

    Pretty much as JohnS indicates in 1054.

    If, say, Dave (yes, I know a Dave; who doesn't?) moves from Dumbarton to Saltcoats he can keep his non-geographic cellphone number, but has to change his landline from 01389 234567 to 01294 890123 (landline geographic codes are real; line numbers are purely illustrative).

    1057:

    Tir2Tech
    I have, ONCE been "polled" - at the top of my local High Street ... it was just as well it was a nice day & I wasn't in a hurry.
    I spent about 10-12 minutes answering questions, when it became apparrent to the pollster that ... um, err ... I didn't have a TV & didn't watch it!
    NOT a happy bunny-pollster, how sad & very funny.

    1058:

    But there are "virtual" geographic numbers too (don't know what the official term is), and "who-called-me" reverse lookup websites warn that "this number is a VOIP service so the caller may be anywhere...". At least in my area the giveaway is that the first digit of the number is 9, whereas for real geographical numbers it's lower.

    (I only know this because of an encounter with an itinerant roofer, the kind who just happens to notice while passing that you need some expensive work done and hands out glossy cards with registered company number and local phone number.

    On closer inspection the estimate for unnecessary repairs was three times the going rate, the company was several weeks old and the "local" phone number was issued by Magrathea Telecom.)

    1059:

    But there are "virtual" geographic numbers too (don't know what the official term is), and "who-called-me" reverse lookup websites warn that "this number is a VOIP service so the caller may be anywhere...". At least in my area the giveaway is that the first digit of the number is 9, whereas for real geographical numbers it's lower.

    (I only know this because of an encounter with an itinerant roofer, the kind who just happens to notice while passing that you need some expensive work done and hands out glossy cards with registered company number and local phone number.

    On closer inspection the estimate for unnecessary repairs was three times the going rate, the company was several weeks old and the "local" phone number was issued by Magrathea Telecom.)

    1060:

    If, say, Dave (yes, I know a Dave; who doesn't?) moves from Dumbarton to Saltcoats he can keep his non-geographic cellphone number, but has to change his landline

    Don't worry. I think it was the most popular first name for boys in the US they year I was born.

    Interesting. I guess you can't port a land line to a cell phone in the UK. Here you can and once you do it loses all semblance (to end users) of having any geographic identity. Which means you can't tell when someone calls where they are from. At best you can tell where the number was first assigned.

    In thinking this through I suspect a lot of this has to do with the "caller or called pays" system in the UK/European cell phone setup.

    I fairly certain that people who pay to tie directly to the phone system in the US have access to weather or not a number is handled by a land line, such as the definition is these days, or a cell phone. Again such as the definition is. And to defeat SPAM callers there is STIR/SHAKEN. At least in the North American calling system.

    1061:

    Sorry. An exceptional example of poor grammar.

    1062:

    I guess you can't port a land line to a cell phone in the UK

    No, you can divert one but you pay the difference between landline and mobile charges. UK calls are always caller pays, and the rate is predictable from the first few digits, so any diversion requires the diverter to effectively pay for a call to their mobile.

    Numbers starting 01 and 02 are geographic, 03 are non-geographic but similar rates to geographic, 07 is mobiles, 08 and 09 are premium rate but you need to go further down the number to find the exact charge band eg 0800 numbers are free to call but 0871 will cost.

    03, 08 and 09 usually divert to a standard landline so it is sometimes possible to find that number and call directly.Companies tend to hate people doing that because they get a cut of the premium rate charge but not of the geographic.

    1063:

    Hundreds of years ago (it feels like millennia and centuries not mere decades) it used to be a combo of postcards and #10 envelopes sent out in mass mailings numbering not 10^3 but 10^5 sometimes 10^6. Bulk mailouts were done on the theory of any response rate above 1 in 10^3 leading to a sale was a good return on expenditure. The USPS at one point was estimating that 7 out of 10 items were mass-mailed un-requested envelopes. With some folks actually assembling a year's worth so they could more accurately measure it at 9.3 out of 10 items.

    There were changes to the law, including rtesidents could add themselves to environmentally administered lists known as “do not mail” and “do not call” and (most recently) “do not e-mail” which legitimate businesses reluctantly complied with. But always there was loopholes for 'free speech' and 'politics' and 'news alerts'.

    Whereas scammers, having the intention to break other laws will have also broken those DNC/DNM laws as well.

    There were, at one point, several very successful companies whose specialization was 'filtered mailing' lists and 'filtered calling' lists who had by various means assembled potential customers (and/or sheep to be fleeced and/or co-coreligionists and/or bored shut-ins and/or mildly senile elders). Some companies went so far as to bribe clerks at dental and medical clinics to find out ages and relative wealth. Along with clerks at various government agencies pro-actively offering chunks of supposedly private intel. (This pre-dated quasi-legal data mining via the net and outright data breaches at poorly secured gigacorps such as Visa and Nike and so many insurance companies).

    Over time, people got a bit more careful. Along with “number portability” as per telecomm law circa 1996. Lots of folks relocated. So many were living as roommates without their names on leases. Telecomm companies after enough lawsuits tightened up access to name-number-address data.

    Decreasingly, precise local and current phone number and approximate income were correlated into data sets. For a while, there was privacy, much as it had been circa 1880s because there was no easy way to centralize so much diverse data. Of course, as the internet spread, and clever nerds found new tricks to extract intel, that was all undone. (4Q Facebook.)

    Just about the only things still easily accessible are datasets such as voter registration, parents associated with an elementary school, motor vehicle registration, mortgage statements, credit card statements, et al. Not always legally, but could be accessed.

    As to how pollsters do their magic? Frankly it is becoming increasingly obvious it is bullshit. No matter how much honey you pour upon a turd, it is still at its core, a turd, no matter how sweetened.

    Those accessible to surveying are self-selecting. Moods of respondents are never measured, nor their blood alcohol, without knowing however troublesome was the prior call, how to gauge their degree of rage-despair-distraction-misery?

    Their answers are skewed due to the tilt of the questions asked and limited subset of answers to choose from. In order to ensure further business, not many pollsters dare Speak Truth To Power, if that's bitter truths and unwelcome insights.

    So what to do?

    Well, statisticians would advocate for much larger data sets and surveying repeated at regular intervals along with much deeper drill down into the people being queried. Along with pollsters lobbying for making answering truthfully a mandatory thing by way of federal law. Require people to be turning off their teevee and other devices, as well as shoving children-pets-spouses out of the room so they can concentrate.

    None of which is going to happen.

    1064:

    There is a credible story of someone in the USA DoD (possibly the UK MoD) arguing with a superior over the contents of a document on his desk, to be told that he was not cleared to see it. He had written it ....

    I know someone this happened to. Subject matter expert is asked to look at a problem. Using his expertise he writes a paper explaining how to solve/address said problem. MoD take a look at paper realise its utility and raise its security level. Author no longer has security clearance to read said paper. I suspect this isn't unusual.

    1065:

    A note on current events:

    https://www.afcent.af.mil/News/Article/3643851/afcent-commander-statement-on-strikes-against-houthi-positions-in-yemen/

    AFCENT Commander Statement on Strikes against Houthi positions in Yemen

    By U.S. Air Force Lt. Gen. Alex Grynkewich, U.S. Air Forces Central and Combined Forces Air Component Commander Ninth Air Force (Air Forces Central) Published Jan. 11, 2024

    SHAW AIR FORCE BASE, S.C. --

    “At the direction of U.S. Central Command, U.S. Air Forces Central, CENTCOM’s Joint & Combined Air Component Command, executed deliberate strikes on over 60 targets at 16 Iranian-backed Houthi militant locations, including command and control nodes, munitions depots, launching systems, production facilities, and air defense radar systems.

    Over 100 precision-guided munitions of various types were used in the strikes. These strikes were comprised of coalition air and maritime strike and support assets from across the region, including U.S. Naval Forces Central Command aircraft and Tomahawk Land Attack Missiles launched from surface and sub-surface platforms.

    [snip]

    1066:

    Kardashev
    - not visible here, but huge number of on-line trolls are suddenly claiming that the Houthis are "only" targetting Israeli shipping & it's all the evil "MSM".
    I don't believe that, myself, but - any information?
    Somehow I don't think Maersk are part of the International Jewish Conspiracy TM ??

    1067:

    Greg Tingey @ 1057:

    Tir2Tech
    I have, ONCE been "polled" - at the top of my local High Street ... it was just as well it was a nice day & I wasn't in a hurry.
    I spent about 10-12 minutes answering questions, when it became apparrent to the pollster that ... um, err ... I didn't have a TV & didn't watch it!
    NOT a happy bunny-pollster, how sad & very funny.

    I lived in my old house for 48 years; for 28 of those years I kept the same land-line telephone number. In that time I was called by "pollsters" a number of times - about equally divided between genuine polls that wanted MY opinion and so called "push polls" that were really intended to influence me to vote for their candidate (always Republicans - never got push polled by the Democrats).

    I had door-to-door pollsters knock on my door a number of times. The only one that stands out in my memory was a lady doing economic research for the Federal Reserve (stands out because about a month later I got a $5.00 check from the research organization as a thank-you for participating).

    One of the telephone polls invited me to participate in a focus group. They had a buffet & we listened to various music clips and rated them ("It had a nice beat & was easy to dance to, so I gave it about a 63"). That one was conducted by a company that had recently acquired the license for an FM station in the local market & was trying to decide on their "format".

    I haven't been contacted by pollsters many times since my landline became VOIP, but I have twice in the past year received calls from my Congressional Representative inviting me to participate in telephone "town-hall" sessions.

    And I've had a couple of those "man in the street" polls. Even one in Inverness (while I was in Scotland on R&R in 2004) - which ended fairly quickly when I told the pollster I was an American tourist.

    The pollster was polite, but I don't think my opinion mattered for whatever they were trying to ascertain. Come to think of it, they might have been looking for signatures for some petition or other.

    Y'all know I don't mind giving my opinion on ANYTHING - you don't even have to ask.

    1068:

    Greg Tingey @ 1066:

    Kardashev
    - not visible here, but huge number of on-line trolls are suddenly claiming that the Houthis are "only" targetting Israeli shipping & it's all the evil "MSM".
    I don't believe that, myself, but - any information?
    Somehow I don't think Maersk are part of the International Jewish Conspiracy TM ??

    I believe the Houthis (and their Iranian backers) are using a VERY LOOSE DEFINITION of "Israeli shipping".

    Any ship that stops at an Israeli port (or has ever stopped at one) is "Israeli shipping" for their purposes ... plus all of the other ships of that shipping line.

    Also, any ship with a connection to the U.S., however remote, is "Israeli shipping" ...

    1069:

    I know that technically it's not "Cheddar" unless it's made IN Cheddar in the U.K., but can you make cheddar cheese from goats milk?

    1070:

    (yes, I know a Dave; who doesn't)

    Sorry, couldn't resist - Dave's not here

    Caller information is certainly shared for billing purposes. Technicians would have access, as would anyone else willing to pay a fee

    https://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Automatic_number_identification

    That is U.S. specific, but I'm sure it functions mostly the same elsewhere.

    I remember using a technician code on pay phones that would make them ring after a short while. It was a fun prank that still worked even long after the prime phreaking era.

    1071:

    I did once, repeat once, participate in a market research survey. The researcher was up front about how much of my time they wanted, and about the three free drams I would get! :-D

    1072:

    I believe the Houthis (and their Iranian backers) are using a VERY LOOSE DEFINITION of "Israeli shipping".

    I think that's probably the case, though I don't have any real insight into the matter.

    1073:

    John S
    So, they're fucking Pirates, then.
    Do modern ships have yard-arms, for the purposes of dangling?

    1074:

    A comment on the recent Japan airport collision (sorry, still in catch-up mode):

    Over the years there have been various accidents, more or less serious, and near-misses where two planes have tried to occupy the same piece of airport real estate.

    Heathrow largely solved this problem back in the 1960s and Gatwick has followed suit. The green lights along the centre of the taxiways turn on and off. That simple. Irrespective of what ATC say (apart from in emergencies), a plane is only allowed to taxi along a lit green line. A red stop bar is turned on at the end of each allowed section; when it's clear to move on to the next section, that lights up and the red bar goes out. The lights are then turned off (I think it's all done manually) when the plane has moved off the section.

    Yet JFK almost had a runway incursion recently because someone took the wrong left turn.

    Some comments at https://www.pprune.org/tech-log/163380-lhr-green-light-taxi-system.html

    Annoyingly I can't find any photos of it in action.

    1075:

    If, say, Dave (yes, I know a Dave; who doesn't?) moves from Dumbarton to Saltcoats he can keep his non-geographic cellphone number, but has to change his landline

    "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."

    1076:

    I have, ONCE been "polled" - at the top of my local High Street ... it was just as well it was a nice day & I wasn't in a hurry. I spent about 10-12 minutes answering questions, when it became apparrent to the pollster that ... um, err ... I didn't have a TV & didn't watch it! NOT a happy bunny-pollster, how sad & very funny.

    The pollster probably didn't care and (if unsupervised) filled his form anyway.

    While at uni, I got hired part-time by an advertising/polling agency to do man-in-the- street customer satisfaction surveys. I made it a personal policy to only ask pretty girls/women (when available) and to add quite a few questions of my own. I, of course, didn't fill the forms accordingly.

    I also skewed the results more positive than in reality, reasoning that the clients were less likely to object to shoddy work if the results showed strong customer support.

    Surprisingly, some people wanted to be polled. Some of these I indulged, others I told to piss off as they were sure to have uncalled-for, unpleasant opinions they would insist I write down.

    1077:

    (yes, I know a Dave; who doesn't?)

    High school physics class. 1971-72. There were 11 people in the class. 5 of us were "David's".

    1078:

    The other 6 were girls?

    1079:

    Yep. There's no way they can begin to give an accurate poll, and the sample size keeps going down. I've had one or two people argue with me that 1500 is valid.

    Right.

    And when more and more people don't have a land line, mobile only? And,oh, yes, my cell number area code is Chicago, where I lived when I got the phone. Now I'm in the DC 'burbs in MD. My son, currently due to work, is living in San Antonio, TX, but still has his northern IL area code.

    Then there's the bias in the surveys. I've had several where they were clearly audibly disappointed, because I was utterly out of their planned range politically, or socially.

    1080:

    And this morning's report says they killed, um, six people?

    1081:

    late 1970s, New York City

    clerk at NYC high school was denied early retirement for * reasons * and never mind what the bureaucratic regulations calculated as allowing her to bug out three months prior to end of the school year

    so as to piss off as many as possible --and possibly in hopes of getting 'medicaled out' for excessive crazy -- she sorted the 800+ kids in senior class (4th Y) by first name and assembled History classes with half-male-half-female but only one name of each... in one case 14 Williams and 17 Susans (and Suzannas)... in another there was 12 Roberts, 11 Alices, 5 Robertas, 3 Anns... etc... etc... the kids took ot as a hoot... parents and teachers were annoyed and there was arguments for randomizing as well for just shrugging it off... problem was in transferring each of the kids from one class to another required three pages of paperwork plus a valid justification plus approval of both teachers plus approval of not only the principal but confirmation by the central HQ of Board of Education in review... hundreds 'n hundreds of sets of paperwork... took three weeks...

    1082:

    Wait - you mean just like railroad signals, where the lights turn red as the train goes over them?

    Who could have come up with that idea...?

    1083:

    I cannot imagine what incentives were offered to the Houthis to volunteer for the Predator drone treatment. Though I have absolutely no actual direct knowledge, I'm willing to bet the beneficiaries of whatever that incentive might be are nowhere near the target zones.

    1084:

    I got a couple of bricks of goat cheddar at a local market a few years ago. The texture was industrial, but I liked the flavor.

    If you google goat cheddar you can get more information.

    1085:

    Nah, but I've already got an embarrassingly overflowing folder of ideas. (Starting with the fact that Jadis of Charn in the original books is clearly a lesbian-coded dominatrix, and going on from there.)

    A pity.

    Perhaps when you get around to writing hopepunk, you might consider a modernized mashup of Narnia and Graves' Watch The North Wind Rise, wherein a pride of lioness goddesses, containing Bastet, Sekhmet, and other archeypes, teach a bevy of children about how trophic cascades (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trophic_cascade ) and the ecology of fear ( https://www.esa.org/esablog/2011/02/03/fear-as-an-ecosystem-engineer/ ) make their world more diverse and stable, before sending them back to an Earth wracked by climate change to save humanity from itself and make the world magickal again.

    Or not.

    I can dream, can't I?

    1086:

    Early 1980s, BBC VT in the dungeons of the Magic Doughnut (TV Centre). One Wednesday night the Sports department annoyed the S.Tel.E. (Senior Television Engineer, the Beeb loved abbreviations of job roles) with demands for extra machines, engineers and other facilities for Sportsnight. With the AP (Alexandra Palace) Shift system we were due back in on Saturday. Sports PAs wander into VT on Saturday morning to get started on Grandstand, only to find all machines manned (Caroline was on the other shift) by Steves. Eventually, after a somewhat confusing afternoon, the classified football results happened, network went to the news and the Sports PAs went off to eat. An hour later they returned to start putting Match of the Day together, only to find it manned by Grahams. Hints were dropped that there were enough of us to do it at least once more, if not twice, without repeating names.

    ~110 engineers and editors on each shift, Sportsnight, Grandstand and MotD needed around 15 each.

    1087:

    stirner @ 1076:

    Surprisingly, some people wanted to be polled. Some of these I indulged, others I told to piss off as they were sure to have uncalled-for, unpleasant opinions they would insist I write down.

    I don't think I want to be polled; it's just not so great a bother that I mind doing it, unless it's push polling - and even that is just an opportunity (an excuse?) to allow my creativity to run wild so to speak.

    1088:

    Howard NYC @ 1081:

    late 1970s, New York City

    clerk at NYC high school was denied early retirement for * reasons * and never mind what the bureaucratic regulations calculated as allowing her to bug out three months prior to end of the school year

    so as to piss off as many as possible --and possibly in hopes of getting 'medicaled out' for excessive crazy -- she sorted the 800+ kids in senior class (4th Y) by first name and assembled History classes with half-male-half-female but only one name of each... in one case 14 Williams and 17 Susans (and Suzannas)... in another there was 12 Roberts, 11 Alices, 5 Robertas, 3 Anns... etc... etc... the kids took ot as a hoot... parents and teachers were annoyed and there was arguments for randomizing as well for just shrugging it off... problem was in transferring each of the kids from one class to another required three pages of paperwork plus a valid justification plus approval of both teachers plus approval of not only the principal but confirmation by the central HQ of Board of Education in review... hundreds 'n hundreds of sets of paperwork... took three

    That's probably one of those "internet legends" like the car with the JATO bottle strapped to the roof, but I SO WANT IT TO BE TRUE!

    BTW, if you've never read it, there was an article in Wired Magazine from the an anonymous High School Biology Teacher who thinks he might have been the one who lit the fuse ... and it's hilarious.

    https://www.wired.com/2000/08/rocketcar/

    1089:

    1062: 03, 08 and 09 usually divert to a standard landline so it is sometimes possible to find that number and call directly. Companies tend to hate people doing that because they get a cut of the premium rate charge but not of the geographic.

    Not true of 03; Ofcom banned it some years ago.

    Nowadays these numbers go directly to a phone line, not to a standard landline, because that's just a waste of numbers and numbers are becoming scarce. (Long explanation on request.)

    1090:

    1082: well, it's not automatic - there's someone at a panel of switches. But it's Absolute Block - a plane can't be let into a section until the previous train has left it and there's a red bar between them.

    1091:

    On cheese ...

    When I was in the TA (Army Reserves) more than half a lifetime ago, we got issued something called "Compo" when on exercise. This was a large cardboard box full of tin cans. Add some bread and milk and it was all that was needed to feed squaddies for 10 squaddie-days (i.e. one person for 10 days, 5 people for 2 days, or other such combinations).

    The tins contained various different things, including - in some variants -chocolate bars. But a common thing was processed cheese.

    Always known to us, using Army syntax, as "cheese, possessed".

    1092:

    Actually going back to the universe of the thread... https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2024/jan/12/chatgpt-problems-lazy ChatGPT is reportedly - and I see people on slashdot agreeing - that it's getting lazy. Has to be prodded to finish, or just refusing, "read the relevant journals", etc.

    Someone there suggested that they might be scrubbing the pirated data that they trained it on.

    And we know that OGH's writing was in the pirated data. Which suggests to me... that ChatGPT is being attacked by K-syndrome.

    DANGER! DANGER! CASE NIGHTMARE GREEN DETECTED...

    1093:

    Totally off-topic, but I've just learned that I'm contributor-of-the-month at 360cities.net, because apparently they like the aerial panoramas I've been posting.

    https://blog.360cities.net/2024/01/09/introducing-robert-prior-360o-contributor-of-the-month-january/

    1094:

    The tins contained various different things, including - in some variants -chocolate bars. But a common thing was processed cheese.

    I once asked my father why we never got mutton at the smoked BBQ place to take home. In WWII he did his Army Air Corp training in the middle of nowhere Oklahoma. And the locals had been herding sheep for decades. So the Army had them breed faster and bought the sheep to feed the people on the base. Nearly every meal. SOS anyone? Anyway, once he left there he was determined to avoid eating sheep to the extent possible except to avoid starvation. Maybe.

    1095:

    Real cheddar and even the better cheddoids are cow's milk.

    1096:

    Ah, correction noted. I've also just realised how long it has been since I had to deal with telecoms. Scary...

    1097:

    Or, in Graydon's books and possibly elsewhere, "alleged cheese".

    1098:

    Cheese

    There's a genre of cheese around here that has fruit bits mixed in -- cranberries, cherries, blueberries, etc. I've sampled them and thought they were ok, but not much to write home about. However, I recently picked up a sample brie-ish wedge containing coarse lemon zest. It's surprisingly good.

    1099:

    There shouldn't be any cheese simply called "brie". La Brie is an area 50 km east of Paris that produces several kind of cheese and have been doing so for centuries. Among them is brie de Meaux (in the north) and brie de Melun (in the south, different taste, somewhat stronger). There is also Coulommiers.

    These are protected appelations that come with stringent rules for production and aging. Nobody outside of the area is allowed to call their cheese by these names.
    That foreign companies have had the nerve -and the right- to call their products "brie" baffles French cheese makers. Is it only plain commercial malpractice, and if not don't these foreign cheese makers have so little pride in their work that they cannot call their products by their own name?

    1100:

    Could you clarify what's going on with the ghost roads a bit more?

    As I understand it, the pocket universes that the ghost roads access are powered by the mana of whoever opened up the road to that location, "given shape by the expectations and beliefs of that person and everyone around them." At the same time a ghost road can be used to access what appears to be a real, fully fledged universe, as when the Alfa entered Bob and Mo's world. But is there actually an absolute difference between the two? If not, a lot of things in the Laundry universe would make sense. But I don't know whether that's what you had in mind, and don't want to take things in an unintended direction.

    In any case, why can the dream of 1816 have effects in the real world?

    1101:

    Expanding on the discussion on eggs.

    https://www.chinovalleyranchers.com/what-is-a-veg-a-fed-egg

    I want to say something but can't figure out what.

    1102:

    "Veg-a-Fed hens are kept in community barns – not in cages. They are allowed to roam freely in the space," or in UK English they're "barn hens" rather than true free range. They're skating over the terms they don't want to discuss I think.

    1103:

    That's no different from cheddar, except that almost all the cheeses called "brie" are at least brie-like. As with cheddar, some are good, and some .... aren't.

    Marketing departments and corporations will do whatever they can get away with. "No body to kick and no soul to damn".

    1104:

    EC / Cheese
    "Proper" Stilton is now called ... "Sticheliton" because of corporate screwings with the origin-&-product rules, f'rinstance.

    1105:

    corporations will do whatever they can get away with

    And we cycle round to the craziness of treating corporations as if they are people when if they were people they'd be psychopaths, which we've chewed over at least a couple of times previously.

    Psychopaths can be productive, integrated members of society, but it seems to require being raised with a strong consistent moral code (with real and immediate consequences for transgressions) and mostly interacting with non-psychopaths. (In other words, pretty much the opposite of late-stage capitalism.)

    Maybe on Heteromeles' next hopepunk venture he could sketch out a solution to enshrining psychotic slow-AIs as pillars of society…

    1106:

    That is no more implausible that the more abstruse aspects of quantum mechanics, or the extrapolations of the black hole divers. Temporal causality is SO mid-20th century :-)

    Seriously. There are plenty of physicists and others who believe that our simple 'arrow of time' model with its associated cause and effect is an artifact of our thinking, rather than a fundamental law of the universe. They haven't got much further with that idea, because we haven't had a genius good enough to produce a physically useful acausal mathematical model. As I can witness, it's DAMN hard to think acausally and logically! And, once you abandon that, what else starts to become possible?

    1107:

    you might want to look at Ana Mardoll's deconstruction of Narnia (she's part way through book 6 at present).

    Do you have a title? I can find her blogs on Narnia but not books

    1108:

    What real chance does he have of being elected?

    Decent, err reasonable, err not bad, err ... I don't like any of these worlds.

    There's a non trivial chance.

    [Breakdown of US electorate]

    What worries me is gerrymandering, which has become much more effective when you use a computer. Plus a more effective "faithless electors" ("hey we could pass a state law that says a state senate committee appoints and instructs the electors). Or a more effective "fake" electors scheme. "Could we appoint the people who count the ballots?"

    Perhaps the US electoral system is more robust than I think

    1109:

    Marketing departments and corporations will do whatever they can get away with I wonder what would happen if some european crooks started openly peddling Kentucky bourbon or Napa valley wine made in Albania.

    1110:

    Seriously. There are plenty of physicists and others who believe that our simple 'arrow of time' model with its associated cause and effect is an artifact of our thinking, rather than a fundamental law of the universe. They haven't got much further with that idea, because we haven't had a genius good enough to produce a physically useful acausal mathematical model. As I can witness, it's DAMN hard to think acausally and logically! And, once you abandon that, what else starts to become possible?

    Here's my non-mathematical, muddled thinking at the moment, and it's about points of view.

    I'd suggest that Einstein's Brickverse (time as an illusion) is the photon's-eye view of the universe. At the speed of light, time doesn't pass, so if you look at the universe from that point of view, it seems that time is an illusion.

    Problem is, photons only interact with other particles. Once your viewpoint includes multi-particle systems, the photon's viewpoint starts to break down. And if you introduce mass, you have to introduce time as well, because mass moves at less than lightspeed, and therefore time passes for it.

    The fun thing is that mass introduces gravity into the viewpoint frame. And gravity warps space, even on a tiny scale, which in turn changes photon and particle path lengths and travel times. So every mass is running on its own clock, even if it's about the same clock as its neighbors. Worse, those warps aren't stationary, the warp is moving outwards from whatever mass is causing it at light speed, so clock time is not stationary but wobbles depending on how warps are moving through. In theory we can calculate all this, but in practice, forget it. Space is wiggly at all, small scales. There's a fractal noise term to time, meaning time is randomly expanding and contracting, like waves in an ocean, no matter what scale you measure it at. (this I got from Jonathan Oppenheim's semiclassical take on physics, with a non-quantized gravity and some form(s) of randomness being essential to reconciling quantum mechanics and general relativity).

    What I'd suggest is that, at the human scale, our perception of the present is an illusion, not because time doesn't exist, but because neurons are slow and even photons take time to travel (this is my take on Smollin et al's qualia ideas, incidentally). What you're feeling and seeing is time-lagged, and not simply, either. You and your perception of a present moment are the products of a huge number of interactions and feedbacks, all happening at their own, varying paces. From the lightspeed point of view, you're a brick, but from a viewpoint of mass, you're a bunch of processes microwarping the spaces they move through. You exist only in context, not as a canonically separate entity. Entities are fuzzy illusions, depending on the scale they're viewed at. To a photon you're mostly empty space, to a bacteria you're an ecosystem with an immune system, to the government you're a data file. While you personally privilege the "YOU" viewpoint scale, if you want to interact with an infection or with a bureaucracy, it can be useful to form a mental model of their viewpoints and work from there.

    Human consciousness is needed for humans to exist, because we have to take this constant flood of constantly interacting stuff happening at a variety of time scales and make it somehow work more-or-less together. So we give ourselves the illusion that we exist at one present moment, thereby making ourselves able to act at the time and spatial scales that evolution has found is most useful for keeping us propagating genes and memes. "I'll see it when I believe it" is in some ways more useful than "I'll believe it when I see it," because it acknowledges that human consciousness absolutely requires a huge amount of modeling and data processing to make a human work. You can take beliefs as parts of models. Those beliefs physically shape your brain and body, and fundamentally shape how you interact with the world.

    To sum up this muddle, my take is, where matter exists, especially clumps of matter exist, time exists, but the tick of every particle's clock is warped by the fractal sea of spacetime wavelets that all masses propagate around themselves. Consciousness gives us an illusion of existing in a present moment, because that's where evolution has brought us so far. To a photon, time doesn't exist and the universe is as brick. But we're not photons, and we're not bricked.

    That's where my thinking is at the moment.

    As for the Dreamlands... Imagine that the models I mentioned have their own existence, scale, and viewpoint. How do they interact with the rest of reality, and at what time scales? And why, in the real world does every animal studied, possibly every living thing, spend part of its life sleeping, even apparently when it doesn't really have a brain? Sleeping must be critically important, but no one knows why. And even octopi seem to dream.

    1111:

    What worries me is gerrymandering, which has become much more effective when you use a computer.

    This has no direct impact on the US presidential elections except in 2 small states. Nebraska and Maine I think. For the rest of the states, the presidential race is a state wide winner take all in terms of electoral votes.

    Indirectly it has impacted how elections are run. Which might get messy. Watch North Carolina. We're about the most evenly split state in terms of population but with a "rigged" R legislature that the governor can't override with veto's for the last 2 years.

    But I have a hard time getting upset with the R's and their gerrymandering unless I also want to stomp on the D's who perfected it for the previous 30 years prior to 2010. In 2010 the D's flamed out spectacularly here by doing almost everything possible to act as if they were ruling by divine right and got thumped hard for it and now we have things tilted in the other direction.

    As a data point, Trump won here in 2020 by a point or few while we elected a D governor but by a slimmer margin. The R candidate for governor was just so bad. And may be the R candidate again.

    1112:

    "I wonder what would happen if some European crooks started openly peddling Kentucky bourbon or Napa valley wine made in Albania."
    Why bother? There are far better whisk(e)ys and wines made in Europe.

    1113:

    Clive Feather @ 1091:

    On cheese ...

    When I was in the TA (Army Reserves) more than half a lifetime ago, we got issued something called "Compo" when on exercise. This was a large cardboard box full of tin cans. Add some bread and milk and it was all that was needed to feed squaddies for 10 squaddie-days (i.e. one person for 10 days, 5 people for 2 days, or other such combinations).

    The tins contained various different things, including - in some variants -chocolate bars. But a common thing was processed cheese.

    Always known to us, using Army syntax, as "cheese, possessed".

    I can't eat chocolate. It makes me throw-up ("riding with Ralph in his Buick").

    My estimate is something like 98% of the Army rations I received during my career (C-rations & MREs) contained some kind of chocolate making for about 1/3 of the calories.

    1114:

    Otherwise known as 'why Lovecraft's protagonists go mad.' It's a good theory, at least from a literary viewpoint. I like it.

    1115:

    stirner @ 1099:

    There shouldn't be any cheese simply called "brie". La Brie is an area 50 km east of Paris that produces several kind of cheese and have been doing so for centuries. Among them is brie de Meaux (in the north) and brie de Melun (in the south, different taste, somewhat stronger). There is also Coulommiers.

    These are protected appelations that come with stringent rules for production and aging. Nobody outside of the area is allowed to call their cheese by these names. That foreign companies have had the nerve -and the right- to call their products "brie" baffles French cheese makers. Is it only plain commercial malpractice, and if not don't these foreign cheese makers have so little pride in their work that they cannot call their products by their own name?

    I'm pretty sure the "protected appellations" are something recent - instituted within my adult life; something that came about since the creation of the "European Common Market" (predecessor to the E.U.?)

    Farmers emigrated and came to the U.S. (among other places) back in the 19th century and brought their native cheeses and their regional cheese making methods & cultures with them when they came.

    It's not even malpractice, it's cheese "made the way my family made cheese back in the old country" - using the common name for the product - "Brie" or "Gouda" or "Cheddar" (or whatever that form of cheese was called in the region their ancestors emigrated from).

    ... and they were making that cheese for many, many years before the E.U. instituted their restraint of trade policies.

    1116:

    Yes. Cheesemaking is not exactly rocket science. Good cheddar is still properly cheddared and brewed with the correct enzymes, even if it isn't made in the UK. There are plenty of caves around the world. The major effect of terroir is on the milk used in the cheese, and that depends on the cattle management practices used in the area, and the requirements for pasteurization. Few farms still keep dairy cows the way they did back in 1950. The milk will have changed accordingly.

    1117:

    David L @ 1101:

    Expanding on the discussion on eggs.

    https://www.chinovalleyranchers.com/what-is-a-veg-a-fed-egg

    I want to say something but can't figure out what.

    Well, it's probably not as stupid as trying to raise a cat on a "strictly vegetarian diet".

    But, I wonder, if the chickens are allowed to roam freely on the ground (even if it is inside a barn) how to they keep the chickens from eating bugs & worms?

    1118:

    I too am interested, are all the pocket universes and ghost roads driven by an owner. So Bigge was driving the 18th/19th universe and it was consuming him. Is it drawing mana from Eve as well once she entered it? Could she have sailed off over the horizon with young Old George and found happiness together in Ottawa (yes far fetched I know). Is there instead an event horizon and travel too far from an origin and you start coming back on yourself or worse drop out of a material universe. Are other things out there dreaming universes is Cthulhu (insert deity of your choice here) living vicariously in an infinite fun space of its own. Is the stars being right the equivalent of it waking up for a midnight snack on us before it can go back to dreaming of the good stuff. If you are heading toward Narnia and Charn is the wood between worlds a ghost road being run by a narcolepsy and amnesia inspiring entity that wants to feast on those who are too slow to make a decision on jumping world to world.

    1119:

    trick question:

    Q: who is winning the war in Gaza?

    A: Iran, Russia, China

    https://archive.ph/QWwyV

    1120:

    stirner @ 1109:

    "Marketing departments and corporations will do whatever they can get away with" I wonder what would happen if some european crooks started openly peddling Kentucky bourbon or Napa valley wine made in Albania.

    Bourbon is a style of spiritous liquors ... KENTUCKY Bourbon is liquor in that style manufactured in in the state of Kentucky.

    But bourbon is manufactured in a lot of places besides Kentucky ... including some places in the E.U. - don't know about Albania specifically, but Japan does (although they're not in the E.U.).

    I don't think there's any variety of wine that is specifically "Napa Valley" wine, so that's going to be a hard one. 😏

    1121:

    I too am interested, are all the pocket universes and ghost roads driven by an owner.

    Until Charlie pipes up on this, the thing I'd point out is that he's a programmer by training and a former gamer. He's stated that the Laundryverse is effectively a virtual world, and its inhabitants program their virtual reality in various Enochian languages, which appear to be scripting languages rather than assembler. Fortunately.

    The Ghost Roads and Dreamlands appear to be other virtual worlds linked to the Laundryverse. Unlike, say, Alfarheim or other "real" worlds, they appear to run on narrativium-based physics models, like Pratchett's Discworld does. Presumably they're limited both by computing resources and the limits of the narratives that make them up. I'd speculate that the ghost roads run between worlds because it's easier to port a character as a set of narratives among systems using different physics engines, rather than moving actual ("physical") files between systems and hoping they boot and run. The translation system for moving beings between physics based and narrativiun-based systems works seamlessly, which in itself is amazing, and suggests that the Laundryverse physics engines are in virtual sandboxes, while the system they're running on is based on narrativium, to the degree that it simulates physics at all.

    Now OGH can tell me where I got it wrong....

    1122:

    Next you'll be claiming it can't be called pizza unless it's baked in Naples and that McDonald's can't call their product a hamburger unless the beef was ground up in Germany.

    1123:

    David L @ 1111:

    "What worries me is gerrymandering, which has become much more effective when you use a computer."

    This has no direct impact on the US presidential elections except in 2 small states. Nebraska and Maine I think. For the rest of the states, the presidential race is a state wide winner take all in terms of electoral votes.

    Indirectly it has impacted how elections are run. Which might get messy. Watch North Carolina. We're about the most evenly split state in terms of population but with a "rigged" R legislature that the governor can't override with veto's for the last 2 years.

    But I have a hard time getting upset with the R's and their gerrymandering unless I also want to stomp on the D's who perfected it for the previous 30 years prior to 2010. In 2010 the D's flamed out spectacularly here by doing almost everything possible to act as if they were ruling by divine right and got thumped hard for it and now we have things tilted in the other direction.

    Prior to 2010 gerrymandering in North Carolina wasn't really a Democrats vs Republicans thing. The Republicans were a minority party statewide, but received their share of representation in the western part of the state (the party divide was very much geographic).

    The real battle was which wing of the Democratic party was going to control the state - urban vs rural; liberal Democrats vs conservative Democrats (who had pretty much all bolted from the party and declared as Republicans by 2010)

    As a data point, Trump won here in 2020 by a point or few while we elected a D governor but by a slimmer margin. The R candidate for governor was just so bad. And may be the R candidate again.

    Another interesting "data point" I ran across just the other day - North Carolina ranks second in the nation in terms of the percentage of the population that's considered "rural" - i.e. the percentage of the population living outside of urban areas.

    Only Texas has a greater percentage of "rural" population.

    You'd think most of the "fly-over" states would have more rural populations than North Carolina, but apparently their populations are more concentrated in the few cities they do have.

    1124:

    Maybe on Heteromeles' next hopepunk venture he could sketch out a solution to enshrining psychotic slow-AIs as pillars of society…

    Heterarchy, my dear chap. Bureaucracies classically have the political power of knowledge. In any system that runs on rules, responsibilities, and property rights, they're the ones who know who has what right, why, and what can be done with it. The legal system works with them to deal with conflicts in a non-violent way based on the knowledge, coercive internal (police) and external (military) systems deal with conflicts on the more violent end of the scale, politicians serve to focus the activities of groups of people, landowners control land, merchants control trade, ideally workers can collectively control their labor, and so on.

    Heterarchy is about defining, refining, and tuning the relationships among these different powers so that they can more-or-less live together in a particular place and time without killing each other very often. Since we're talking about power, which is both addictive and limited, people in power tend to compete to hold on to the power they have and claw for more of the power they crave. This is why it's so important to have overarching moral systems that help persuade the powerful that keeping it all working is more important than crashing the system with a game of thrones to feed their addictions.

    Who has what power role is up in the air beyond that.

    My hopepunk take is that human societies seem to last longer when people are living at low enough density that they can just avoid each other when the power games get too toxic. Alas, getting to that "happy" state from where we are now would be called, erm, a "collapse of civilization." So even if it happens, I won't live to see it. Guess my hopepunk should be more pro-anthropic than misanthropic maybe?

    1125:

    JohnS @ 1124:

    Another interesting "data point" I ran across just the other day -

    Never mind. I should have googled before repeating what the guy on NPR was saying. Turns out he (and I) were wrong.

    1126:

    Fake wine? Pah! In Moldova, the transnistrian IP pirates manufacture entire fake Kamov Ka-26 helicopters!

    1127:

    Bourbon is a style of spiritous liquors ... KENTUCKY Bourbon is liquor in that style manufactured in in the state of Kentucky.

    You kind of missed the point. Brie is an old province of France. brie was not a style of cheese, it meant cheese made in Brie. It's old name, in the middle ages was casei brienses (first referenced in 999 in the annals of Robert II).

    BTW, protected appelations are not meant to be restraint of trade, but restraint of trade in counterfeit products.

    1128:

    Charlie
    Talking of Piracy .... Yemen { ! ? }
    However bad the not-quite-genocide being perpetrated in Gaza, by Bennie's thugs is ... { Note }
    But ..
    Open Piracy, even in restricted waterways like the Red Sea simply is not on, & all the hand-wringing & whining about "The US & Britain".. etc. won't wash.
    The "Houthis" are engaged in open piracy, which will impact & hurt Arab countries as much as, or even more than the "West": Egypt - no or severely diminished Suez-Canal toll revenues, Yemen itself, entirely dependant upon imported food, brought in by sea & so on & on, but some people can't or won't see that this is a separate issue to the appalling things happening in Gaza.
    By way of, ahem, "enlightenment", can I offer the following YouTube history? - showing what happened to the "Barbary Pirates" who tried the Houthis' tricks for 200 years & finally came unstuck with the serious rise of "Western" sea Power, which is, still, most effective?

    Note: Much as I tend to have supported Israel in the past, something has gorn 'orribly worng, there.
    "Bennie" is a racist/religious thug, pandering to the most extreme elements in his home nation - & it cannot end well, can it?
    The "Oppression" - to put it mildly, of people in the W Bank is bad enough, but Gaza ....
    I suspect that Hamas knew that this was exactly what "Bennie" would do ... & didn't care. The people of Gaza are as expendable, to them, as they are to Netanyahu, as long as they get to kill all the jews?
    I don't think there IS a solution to this one, without a lot more blood spilt ... & there will still be after-injustices festering, going forward to yet more pointless slaughter of innocents.

    God has given us this land - right. Maybe not?

    1129:

    Is it only plain commercial malpractice

    Well not really. As you pointed out brie de Meaux and brie de Melun have AOC certification. But those names are pretty much unknown outside Europe, who would want to use them anyway? Otherwise cheesemakers call their brie brie and their camembert camembert so that consumers know what they are getting. I mean all cheesemakers, not some piratically inclined subset. Consumers don't think they are getting something from France. Those words are the generic terms for those types of cheese. If they were not they would not be used.

    As an interesting aside here, Costières de Nîmes has AOC status for wine, but the word denim meaning the fabric jeans are made from is certainly generic. I have never heard of anyone trying to claim that you can't call it denim unless if comes from Nîmes, but maybe you're the one who will make that claim. Much of the point here is that the association between region and specific products is not applicable in most of the world.

    For instance, the two dairies I linked above are part of the same region, or even sub-region (South-East Queensland is a region, but both Maleny and Kenilworth can be thought of as part of the "Scenic Rim" or the "Sunshine Coast Hinterland"). Both make a wide variety of cheeses, including soft cheeses, aged cheeses and things like feta and halloumi. One even does some buffalo cheeses, a brie and a feta (not mozzarella, although the widespread availability of buffalo milk in Queensland has led to a boom in buffalo mozzarella production here). The idea that the hinterland region should focus on some one specific style of cheese is largely absurd: where regionality comes into it, it has to do with a reputation for quality, which this region certainly has, and not some putative monopoly on just one style.

    And that, I suppose, is pretty much where the argument falls. Is the usage of AOC more like a system of trademark protection, a sort of IP, or is it an attempt to enforce some sort of monopoly? IMHO where it aligns more closely with the former it has merit and where it aligns with the latter, which is undoubtedly true in some cases, it is antithetical to quality. And that shows through...

    1130:

    Excellent photos Robert. I'm struggling to locate the West Coast image, I know its around here - Pender Harbour perhaps? I want to say Smuggler's Cove but there aren't enough boats.

    Anyway excellent.

    1131:

    Well if they're anything like the barns I saw in a documentary last year there ARE no living things in the barn except way too many chickens that grow too fast to be able to even walk. Which is just as well because there's so many of them there's really nowhere TO walk. It was absolutely horrifying. I grow my own eggs.

    1132:

    One of the dairies I mentioned (Kenilworth) does a mango and macadamia cheese, which is also surprisingly good. My wife and I call it Weis bar cheese, which some of the Australian commenters will immediately get but warrants some explanation for others.

    1133:

    As you pointed out brie de Meaux and brie de Melun have AOC certification. But those names are pretty much unknown outside Europe, who would want to use them anyway? Otherwise cheesemakers call their brie brie and their camembert camembert so that consumers know what they are getting

    When French cheese makers realized that the name of their products and of the area they live in had been appropriated, it was too late to reclaim them. They did not have the means of launching an international law suit, unlike the Champagne wine makers.

    The brie AOCs were created to prevent further encroaching. BTW, AOC brie cheese was and is made with unpasteurized milk which is not the case for most? all? foreign brie. Why didn't they call their products Maleny or Kenilworth?

    One even does some buffalo cheeses, a brie and a feta

    Feta is a protected appelation. Should only be made in Greece with ewes milk. Danes had to stop calling their local (cow milk) cheese feta.

    1134:

    Those are great! Really worth looking at. Makes me wonder about places around here and how they would come up. It looks like the DJI app has a function to generate these built in?

    1135:

    taken to further extremes... hot dogs...? ordinal ingredients?

    ice cream...? a misspoken description of what yeti and/or other mythos creatures do when they see the vats awaiting 'em...?

    and since we gotta keep our posts PG-13 there should not be any detailed purple prose about the wicked modes of production of whipped cream...

    1136:

    I grow my own eggs.

    I have chickens to do that for me 😋

    In some ways it boggles my mind that chickens can be kept in barns, let alone cages at all. Mine all have definite opinions about things and are not shy about expressing them. And they love fences, because having a nice high place to perch is important to chickens. But I guess you rear them in cages and breed them for stupidity so that's what you get. Albeit right now I want a big stroppy Australorp rooster because there's a rat under my sleepout and nibbling on my pumpkins. Australorps don't eat pumpkins but they do eat rats...

    1137:

    here's an excerpt that ought never be in a non-fic article about a real person but would be so utterly delightful in a political thriller set in a dystopian future... Game of Thrones meets Hunger Games and has lunch with

    quote:

    Publicly, Coppins noted, “they played their parts as Trump loyalists, often contorting themselves rhetorically to defend the president’s most indefensible behavior. But in private, they ridiculed his ignorance, rolled their eyes at his antics, and made incisive observations about his warped, toddler-like psyche. Romney recalled one senior Republican senator frankly admitting, ‘He has none of the qualities you would want in a president, and all of the qualities you wouldn’t.’”

    https://lite.cnn.com/2024/01/13/opinions/donald-trump-iowa-elections-2024-avlon/index.html

    1138:

    My parents used to keep chickens and I got to help, if memory serves, what chickens eat depends on "Is it small enough to swallow?" or "Can it be torn into small enough pieces to swallow?". The eggs tasted much better than industrial eggs from the supermarket.

    1139:

    stirner @ 1127:

    "Bourbon is a style of spiritous liquors ... KENTUCKY Bourbon is liquor in that style manufactured in in the state of Kentucky."

    You kind of missed the point. Brie is an old province of France. brie was not a style of cheese, it meant cheese made in Brie. It's old name, in the middle ages was casei brienses (first referenced in 999 in the annals of Robert II).

    Mutual missed points I think ... If I go to the store and look in the cheese case, I know what "Brie" cheese is and I don't care where it came from. Just because it's not imported from a particular village in France doesn't make it "counterfeit".

    BTW, protected appelations are not meant to be restraint of trade, but restraint of trade in counterfeit products.

    Whether they are MEANT TO BE restraint of trade or not, restraint of trade is exactly what they are. You can argue whether such restraints are fair or not (I think they can be fair sometimes and are unfair at other times), but they are restraints.

    1140:

    Time spent (served??) on Quora has completely convinced me that Magas and some other Trump supporters are even worse at detecting satire than people like me on the autism spectrum and furthermore, don't really get the notion of a "conditional statement". So if Biden were to release the hypothetical "y'know, if you were to make this legal, then these people should really watch their backs" list, they'd like as not take it for dead serious and to be an already existing kill list somehow accidentally released to the public, based on my experience...

    1141:

    Albeit right now I want a big stroppy Australorp rooster because there's a rat under my sleepout and nibbling on my pumpkins.

    For years I've had a very popular bird feeder. To the extent there could be 5 to 12 small birds on it at one time with 1 to 5 pigeons under it. And robins using it to search for bugs on the ground. And then those on the perch would leave and another wave fly in from one of the trees around the edge of my yard.

    A few months ago most all the birds seemed to just vanish. I mean 20 pounds of seed per week down to 20 pounds only 1/3 eaten in a month. Now over the years I could tell when hawks were in the sky because the feeders would empty for 30 minutes or so. But this was just a near total vanishing act. Most than even made sense with the odd weather and bird flu.

    Over the last month or so they have started to re-appear. Then about a week ago there was a very plump looking hawk sitting on my back deck. I assume it was digesting.

    Today my feeder had a collection of feathers around the base. And basically no birds today.

    I think I have my answer.

    1142:

    I had to search to find out that AOC meant "Appellation d'Origine Contrôlee" and not the legislator from New York State's 14th Congressional District (whose initials appear in another comment in this -same thread-! )

    1143:

    My parents used to keep chickens and I got to help, if memory serves, what chickens eat ... The eggs tasted much better than industrial eggs from the supermarket.

    My grandfather had a chicken coop with a decent sized fenced area for them. I'm thinking 30 to 50. He also ran a small slaughter house and sold eggs there.

    When people would talk about buying "natural" eggs, you know, the brown ones, he would have fun telling them the color came from them eating their own shit in the "natural" yard. Most would blanch as most didn't know the color was due to the breed, not what they ate.

    1144:

    AOC meant "Appellation d'Origine Contrôlee" and not the legislator from New York State

    Took me a few comments to realize it had something to do with regulatory thing.

    1145:

    The DJI app produces a panorama, but not like these which are stitched from 105 (or 140) bracketed photographs with PTGUI Pro and tone-mapped. The DJI app can't handle the dynamic range and often has serious stitching artifacts.

    1146:

    Smugglers Cove, I think, or close to it. I launched outside the park and flew in.

    1147:

    Why didn't they call their products Maleny or Kenilworth?

    Well I think I've already explained why that doesn't make sense. Give it a few hundred years and regional specialities might emerge, but for now both those dairies make all sorts of cheeses and would go out of business if they didn't. The whole "you can only do one thing" thing comes across as a bit inane. More to the point, as I mentioned, alignment between specialty products and regions is far from universal and rare outside of an "old world" context. Simply saying that is how it should be doesn't make it so.

    You mentioned champagne, but there's a curious example that is an emerging issue now. Prosecco is a variety of grape, but in the EU the grape variety has been renamed (to "Glera"), with DOC status for the name "Prosecco" associated with the Veneto region. I don't believe the name change is recognised elsewhere. Which means that everywhere in the world Prosecco wine is a sparkling wine made from the Prosecco grape, except in the EU where it is made from the Glera grape and only in the Veneto region.

    The way the world worked around the decoupling of wines from regions was by using the names for grape varieties and breaking the association. That is why, for instance, no-one knows or cares what Bordeaux is, but Cabernet Sauvignon is well-known and loved. So there's a somewhat cynical interpretation to changing the name of the grape variety in the EU (and sure, also a charitable one, but the cynical one is more credible).

    1148:

    Australorps don't eat pumpkins but they do eat rats...

    Yes they do. I have fond memories of my mom's australorps, one of which was aptly named Emma Peel. Emma helped my mom garden by eating the bugs her garden fork turned up, and my mom swore Emma had different clucks for each type of invertebrate. Mind you, her comments might have meant "yum," "yuck," and "meh," but she crammed a lot of bloody-minded, rat-killing intelligence in that little head of hers.

    1149:

    you created a 'watering hole'... a happy hunting ground for predators by luring in prey... in desert climates, the 'keyhole resource' being water... generally it is food so any place offering easier-faster-more food will draw in prey...

    the oddities in predator-prey-resource interactions are rarely well enough studied due to a lack of consistent funding for basics of scientific research... but I would mention there's much deliberate attention paid in the context of marketing and advertising and human mating rituals since all those chunks of applied research potentially leads to profits (in the case of Google, can only be measured with at least nine digits)

    back in my younger, more foolish days, it was bars and night clubs where I went looking... literal watering holes... just took me a couple decades to recognize I wasn't so much pursuing women as women allowed me to pursue 'em (ancient Latin graffiti at Pompeii: he chased her till she caught him")

    1150:

    just as there are differing grades of grapes, as well as annual variances in qualities and volumes... so too in milk... grass is dependent upon rain and temperature... cows might need grain supplements due to drought or latest start to spring or early end of autumn...

    you can taste the difference between late summer and early autumn cheeses... to my palate later in season less sweet more tangy... when I was more mobile and foody-obsessed it was limited volume products like goat cheese that distracted me... 100 gram / 3 ounce portion of something addictive (and priced accordingly) like goat-fennel which was thinly spread upon fresh-from-oven bagels and stacked upon it was shredded raw kale and lightly fried onions... O M G

    but what supermarkets want-need-plan is consistency in flavor year-round and thus we most oft get these bland bricks

    1151:

    Ah yes: "Artisanaal" cheese-making in Bermondsey

    Eric @ 1140
    You, too?
    Even worse are the religious fuckwits who seem to "think" that quoting $SacredReligious_Text will convince anyone with a brain!

    Howard NYC
    "You too" - again?
    I've been "caught" twice - they selected me, not the other way around ... I think.

    1152:

    1107: Nick, you've misunderstood me. The deconstruction blog entries have got to somewhere over half way through the sixth Narnia book (The Magician's Nephew).

    (Ana and I both use the "order written" schema, not the "order within Narnian history" one.)

    1153:

    ...other ancient Latin graffiti at Pompeii: "fututa sum hic".

    1154:

    Whether they are MEANT TO BE restraint of trade or not, restraint of trade is exactly what they are. You can argue whether such restraints are fair or not (I think they can be fair sometimes and are unfair at other times), but they are restraints.

    So I take it you want to abolish such controlled regional names? So you could have any old swill being sold throughout Europe as "Budweiser"?

    1155:

    "...Jadis of Charn in the original books is clearly a lesbian-coded dominatrix"

    Nah, that's too obvious... and too simplistic. ISTR she had a dastardly plan to dominate the world through the misery of dental caries, and a tendency to pointlessly random environmental vandalism.

    1156:

    Even worse are the religious fuckwits who seem to "think" that quoting $SacredReligious_Text will convince anyone with a brain!

    Not an unreasonable assumption on their part, given the type of people they normally interact with. You know... without a brain. (To paraphrase "Blazing Saddles")

    1157:

    you could have any old swill being sold throughout Europe as "Budweiser"?
    We already do; I refer you to the product of Anhauser-Busch.

    1158:

    My own idea for a Narnia-breaking fanfiction is Jadis somehow ending up in Nazi Germany and pretending to be a Valkyrie to take over the regime. Then she convinces Hitler to invest a maximum effort into a nuclear weapons program (see: The Magician's Nephew; Jadis, being herself a nuke allegory, would surely do it).

    Then Jadis goes back to Narnia and nukes Aslan.

    The magical winter in "The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe" is a nuclear winter in this version.

    1159:

    Agreed. At the very least it would be propagandized as such. But it might also bring a bit of sanity to the proceedings, at least where the higher-ups are concerned. I think the Republican thinking in this scenario is "We will give Trump presidential immunity then in a couple years he will destroy our enemies." The idea that Biden might exploit such a ruling too isn't something anyone is currently considering.

    But if I have to choose between a left-wing dictatorship and a right-wing dictatorship (I don't want to do this at all) I know which I prefer...

    1160:

    When I traveled in Indonesia back in the 1980s I ate real free-range chicken and free-range eggs. They were magnificent!

    1161:

    as an American it behooves me to acknowledge the only reason "Budweiser" is not deemed a war crime is it is manufactured in times of peace and nobody ever had a gun shoved under their chin forcing 'em to drink such bilge water (a step down from 'canoe water')

    just sad situation of gigacorps having too wide am economic shadow for competitors to ever take root and produce decent beer across enough markets to be effective competition...

    perhaps you ought be relying upon the example of watering down of Apple-as-deity if ever it lost control of its trademarked bitten fruit logo and any scumbag -- I'm looking at you Amazon -- could slap it on a rusted husk of epic fail products

    1162:

    You are unfamiliar with the permanent floatign Budweiser/Budvar appelation controllee legal fight, I take it.

    1163:

    It's little to do with left or right, and a great deal to do with the dictator. Would you really prefer life under Mao to life under Franco?

    1164:

    I have had 'brie' that tasted strongly as if it was chalk bound with something like psyllium husk or xanthan gum. It's clearly a restraint of trade to forbid supermarkets from selling that as 'brie', especially if they don't use the word 'cheese' :-)

    1165:

    In the US, a substantial portion of the industrial cheese sold at supermarkets is shredded in the factory and bagged with anti-caking agents for use in macaroni and cheese, chili, casseroles, et cetera. Is this the case in other countries?

    1166:

    Well yes and no. I was aware of the dispute itself, but thought it was over whom, if either, had prior claim to the copyrightable name "Budweiser" rather than to an AC status (and Pilsner Urquel would have a prior claim to the term "lager beer" anyway).

    1167:

    Would you really prefer life under Mao to life under Franco?

    I doubt there would be all that much difference if you let it be known you disagreed with the "party line".

    1168:

    Eric @ 1140:

    Time spent (served??) on Quora has completely convinced me that Magas and some other Trump supporters are even worse at detecting satire than people like me on the autism spectrum and furthermore, don't really get the notion of a "conditional statement". So if Biden were to release the hypothetical "y'know, if you were to make this legal, then these people should really watch their backs" list, they'd like as not take it for dead serious and to be an already existing kill list somehow accidentally released to the public, based on my experience...

    The thing about Quora is (seems to me) most of the questions - well OVER 50% - are from TROLL BOTS run by Quora itself. Of the questions that are left, they seem to be equally divided, 90% questions that would be better directed to The Peoples Court, Judge Judy or The Jerry Springer Show (or Opra/Dr Phil) and 90% actual MAGAts asking really STUPID bullshit about some lie they got from watching too much Faux Newz.

    Most of the REAL questions seem to come from selfish assholes wanting to know how they can fuck over one of their neighbors ... or think their selfish asshole neighbor is trying to fuck them over (the answer to which is "It depends ... You really should consult an attorney in the state/city/county where you live."

    But it is occasionally entertaining; no value as news, but good for a laugh now and then.

    1169:

    My own idea for a Narnia-breaking fanfiction is Jadis somehow ending up in Nazi Germany and pretending to be a Valkyrie to take over the regime. Then she convinces Hitler to invest a maximum effort into a nuclear weapons program (see: The Magician's Nephew; Jadis, being herself a nuke allegory, would surely do it). Then Jadis goes back to Narnia and nukes Aslan. The magical winter in "The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe" is a nuclear winter in this version

    That's not a bad idea at all!

    You could also do the opposite, where Jadis becomes a friend and ally of Stalin by helping the Soviets defeat the Nazis, and further cements their alliancec by volunteering the People's Republic of Narnia as the test bed for developing tactical nuclear doctrine.

    Latter on, she reinvents herself as a corporate magnate, and works with various billionaires to solve the climate crisis, fix the immigration problem, and to help make the case for colonizing Mars.

    1170:

    I doubt there would be all that much difference if you let it be known you disagreed with the "party line".

    The difference is that under Mao you were in danger of starving to death even if you were the most loyal dog. Not so under Franco. And Elderly Cynic is right -- this had to do with the man on top, not with the ideology; Mao had some completely delusional ideas, such as exterminating sparrows, and Franco did not.

    For that matter, while overall Khrushchev was a much better ruler than Stalin, it was Khrushchev who ordered Soviet collective farms to plant corn in the climate completely unsuitable for it.

    1171:

    I think it is more a matter of timing.

    I know someone whose family fled Spain in to avoid the civil war. But grandmother was an adamant supporter of Franco. Franco's enemies didn't get so good of a life. The current generation in their 50 thing grandma was nuts.

    In my wife's family tree there was a having to hide your feelings to avoid being vanished. They knew people who did vanish. In the mid 30s. Most likely to Dachau. So slave labor now or starving later?

    And someone from China who had relatives vanish during the cultural revolution. Or spend a decade or more in a labor camp.

    I think EC is slicing the issue a bit thinly. One sucks a lot. The other sucks a lot more.

    1172:

    The current generation in their 50 thing grandma was nuts.

    Second attempt at typing.

    The current generation in their 50s think grandma was nuts. Well delusional, privileged, couldn't see the little people, ????

    1173:

    ah, a student and promoter of the advancement of calculus, she was?

    1174:

    Last week PBS ran a show on the efforts of former North Koreans to get dissidents out of their former homeland. They compared the concentration camps in North Korea to those in Nazi Germany, though there weren't any ovens. The NK preferred leaving dissident families naked in the winter mountains.

    Anyway, I think EC is right: ideological slant is less predictive than the psychopathy of the dictator for how horrible life is under them.

    1175:

    Ah, Quora. The website dedicated to demonstrating that not only are there in fact 'stupid questions' but that there is a near infinite number of people willing to ask them, repeatedly, and on the public record. Come the revolution the list of questioners will be a valuable tool in increasing the average IQ of the human population.

    1176:

    Charlie Stross @ 1154:

    "Whether they are MEANT TO BE restraint of trade or not, restraint of trade is exactly what they are. You can argue whether such restraints are fair or not (I think they can be fair sometimes and are unfair at other times), but they are restraints."

    So I take it you want to abolish such controlled regional names? So you could have any old swill being sold throughout Europe as "Budweiser"?

    Nah, I'm fine with 'em. I just refuse to pretend they're NOT what they really are ...

    As for "Budweiser", IT IS SWILL ...

    Plus, the brand is owned by a Belgian multi-national corporation, so they can put whatever they want in the cans and/or bottles in Europe (or even in the U.S.A.) and call it by any of the brand names they own ...

    I rarely drink beer (like maybe once in several years), but when I do it's a "draft" dark beer (can't remember having done so in THIS decade; but have maybe done twice in this century ...).

    My alcoholic beverage of choice is a G&T made with a name brand "London Dry" & (preferably) Schweppes ...

    Or otherwise maybe a bit (< 2oz) of "Southern Comfort" neat.

    I'm not really supposed to have alcohol because of my blood sugar.

    During the summers I will usually have at least one can of beer in the fridge so I'll have something to marinate hot-dogs (actually all-beef "Polish" sausages).

    Last summer it was, in fact, a can of "Budweiser".

    1177:

    I think EC is right: ideological slant is less predictive than the psychopathy of the dictator for how horrible life is under them.

    I've met ardent supporters of Franco and Marcos, who supported them because their home village did better under them than before (or since). I think many people look to their own experience and ignore what is happening to others. (At least if it is worse — envy seems to be a one-way street.)

    1178:

    One of the best things about where I live is that we've had quite a number of small breweries arise over the past decade, with a huge range of interesting beer styles and flavours. Some are really nice beers, some are awful, but I appreciate the variety of options available to me when I choose to support my neighbours' businesses.

    A couple of decades ago we rode a series of trains through Czechia, Slovakia and Hungary. I took great pleasure in drinking Budweiser in Budweis, and Pilsner in Pilsen. Those particular breweries and the tastiness of their product do not diminish my enjoyment of some Pilsners here in Canada. Sadly the name 'Budweiser' has been tainted beyond utility here by mass produced swill, so nobody uses it for any new beers, though I'm sure they use variations of the recipe.

    Personally and usually I favor a lager or a Hefeweizen, and both have many excellent options around here. More than I can drink anyway.

    1179:

    JoohnS
    NOT what used to be known as "Schwepps" - PLEASE?
    Once upon a day, it was decent, but it's been corporatised & degraded to "yuck" status.
    "Fever-Tree" is the correct brand to drink as mixers, now.
    Actually tastes of something nice ....

    Rocketjps
    In that "region" you want to try beers from Bamberg (!)

    1180:

    It's not copyright, it's trademark law/AC trade dress.

    (Situation complicated because both breweries are forks off the same original family business, separated by an ocean and a century or so. But their product is distinctively different (and the Czech version is actually drinkable, unlike the Anheur-Busch piss-water).)

    Thing is, it's not about restraint of trade -- it's about dilution of a brand's reputation for quality. And the same goes for the cheese thing.

    1181:

    You're welcome to run with those ideas, but neither of them fit in with what I've got in mind for the New Management.

    1182:

    I wish my Barnevelders would eat rats...

    1183:

    I started selling eggs to the local pizza guy, and one morning his son came over for breakfast and had eggs. "This egg yolk is a funny colour." "Yes, it's yellow." Apparently the amazed noises once he started eating the eggs was followed by:"Yes, that's what eggs are supposed to taste like!"

    1184:

    As for "Budweiser", IT IS SWILL ... Plus, the brand is owned by a Belgian multi-national corporation

    The lawyers for Budweiser Budvar, a brewery in Czechia, would like a word with you!

    Note that real Budweiser, from Budvar, does not come in cans.

    (Per wikipedia: "The state-owned brewery and its Budweiser pale lager have been engaged in a trademark dispute with Anheuser-Busch over the right to market and sell the beer under the name Budweiser since the start of the 20th century". Per Charlie: it's actually a decent session lager, and the dunkel and eisbok are even better.)

    1185:

    There is also the point that Franco went after his political opponents, but left most people more-or-less alone. Mao had several episodes of persecuting subgroups irrespective of their political opinions, and imposing oppressive practices on most of the population. And, no, I do NOT mean the one child policy, which was a reasonable one in the context.

    1186:

    "Fever-Tree" is the correct brand to drink as mixers

    Yes, pre-plague we were in San Antonio TX and the local stores carried the brand as ginger ale and other stuff. We liked the ginger ale a lot.

    1187:

    There is also the point that Franco went after his political opponents, but left most people more-or-less alone.

    My late MiL would disagree. She was living as a girl in Cedeira, Galicia when the Franco forces came into town and killed a lot of teachers and other intellectuals.

    1188:

    You're welcome to run with those ideas, but neither of them fit in with what I've got in mind for the New Management.

    Thanks, I'll pass on my end. Anyone, including Auricoma especially, is welcome to it.

    TBH, I've been having more fun imagining what kind of a system the Laundryverse is.

    We know that it's virtual, because we're told so.

    We know it's quantum, so the underlying computronium is a quantum computer.

    We know that within each universe, it's observer-effect quantum woo, because that's how all the basilisk stuff works.

    We also know that souls can be deliberately entangled.

    We also know that among universes, it's many worlds quantum, by Word of God. And the simulations have been running long enough for different physics to develop in each.

    So to this point, it looks like the multiverse is running on a huge number of qubits in a many-worlds quantum superposition, and the simulated universe models observer effect quantum woo (of which we need more examples: Is Schrodinger's Secret Agent alive or dead if not observed by management, for example?).

    But how, then, to explain gates, ghost roads, and Dreamlands? I don't know enough about quantum computing to know if it's possible to tunnel information between superpositioned states, but I've never heard of such a thing. What am I confused about this time?

    If you don't get what I'm ranting about, start with the assumption that the Laundryverse is The Matrix running on a quantum computer. Its data is in qubits, not bits. One state of the qubits is LaundryEarth, another state is Alfarheim. How do you move the alfar from Alfarheim to LaundryEarth, seeing as how they're running as different data states on the same set of qubits? Can you transfer states without collapsing the simulation into one final answer.

    Or is the Laundryverse running on a really big server farm, and the Ghost Roads are the routers or some such?

    Guess I've really confused myself this time.

    1189:

    "Can it be torn into small enough pieces to swallow?".

    The disconcerting thing is that chickens really only have one built in tool - their beak. So they use that for everything from rending live mice to preening. But also for investigating. So you're in the back yard and there's a sharp stabbing sensation, and when you look round there's a chicken looking at you innocently. Or "innocently". They're too dumb to realise that they're not giant man-eating dinosaurs any more... but I'm pretty sure they would if they could.

    And per H, they love to help you dig in the garden. Will jump under the pick or shovel mid-swing, so for any serious project you need to cage them (there will be protests!). Coworker bought a truckload of soil recently and apparently chickens will also jump onto the wheelbarrow full of soil then get upset when the wheelbarrow gets tipped out. But they will also flatten out any pile you give them, whether soil or woodchips. I have been tempted to just leave a truckload of woodchips where it's delivered and see how long it takes them to spread it evenly across the property (or neighbourhood)

    1190:

    Don't worry - you are no more confused than most physicists. According to Wikipedia, Everett's theory posits an uncountable number of universes - if that is so, the very concept of discrete, separate universes is close to meaningless. Even if that's not true, quantum states are closer to probability distributions than values, and talking about information tunnelling between two of them is pretty well meaningless.

    Frankly, the discrete many-worlds interpretation makes better fantasy than science. It's not too strong to say that its dominance comes back to favouring the words of the Prophet (arguably to the point of misinterpretation) over actual evidence.(*)

    On the other hand, have I got completely the wrong end of the stick? That's not at all unlikely.

    (*) https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/what-einstein-really-thought-about-quantum-mechanics/

    1191:

    Fever-Tree

    The important information is that they have at least 3 different versions of tonic water, all of which are good with gin.

    1192:

    Franco went after his political opponents, but left most people more-or-less alone. Mao had several episodes of persecuting subgroups irrespective of their political opinions

    Sometimes being part of a subgroup is the same thing as being a political opponent. See Stalin and Kulaks. Or authoritarians and intellectuals of any sort, even the ones who support them. Or non-heterosexual people (such as Lorca, to bring this full circle).

    I think there's an in-principle core of truth to your premise: for many people life under even the most oppressive regime can be tolerable and even happy, so long as the rules are known, the behaviour of the authorities is predictable and there are deterministic ways to avoid being persecuted personally. Even when it's rule of man rather than rule of law, there are things you can do to avoid drawing the attention of the powerful and covetous. And even when the secret police pick people randomly off the street to rob, torture and/or disappear, they are usually predictable in terms of how they go about it and there are rules of thumb people use to avoid being taken, even if they are more in the bet-hedging statistical likelihood realm.

    But the ideology (which is not conceptually independent from the psychopathy of the dictator) says which groups don't get a choice, and get the chop no matter what they do. It makes no sense to distinguish between Mao's delusions and socialist ideology. For the most part China never embraced the latter and it's correct to call what they had in the 50s, 60s and 70s Maoism and nothing else. These days it's Socialism with Chinese characteristics, but it's pretty clear the first word isn't supposed to be taken as seriously as the others.

    1193:

    (*) https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/what-einstein-really-thought-about-quantum-mechanics/

    Thanks, that's an article I hadn't seen and it does seem interesting.

    It doesn't use the word "emergence", but it does use the concept in the classical/statistical gas theory analogy that I like. To this day emergence rings the bell on my woo detector, but it seems to be real, prevalent and important.

    1194:

    Short form is you're not wrong, but really what I mean is Biden specifically. In the event that the Supreme Court of the US does something stupid, like grant Presidential immunity, Biden (and a shitload of other people who are currently in power) will have to make some ugly defensive moves - they'll have no choice. But despite being pretty liberal, there are plenty of people on the left I don't trust as far as I could thrown them, and your point about personalities is well-made.

    I should probably write a story about the whole thing; right-wing types really, truly being oppressed, but they got themselves into it because (story's catchphrase goes here.)

    1195:

    And I should note that Supreme Court Idiocy is only one of the many things imaginable which might cause Biden to react defensively.

    1196:

    Mao had several episodes of persecuting subgroups irrespective of their political opinions, and imposing oppressive practices on most of the population. And, no, I do NOT mean the one child policy, which was a reasonable one in the context.

    Mao died in 1976. One-child policy began in 1980. Not only Mao was not the author of that policy, it could never happen while he was alive. Mao thought that "overpopulation" is a capitalist hoax.

    1197:

    I think the Republican thinking in this scenario is "We will give Trump presidential immunity then in a couple years he will destroy our enemies." The idea that Biden might exploit such a ruling too isn't something anyone is currently considering.

    This isn't new. I had this conversation back when the world had George Dubya Bush and Dick Cheney. Plenty of people thought that Dubya ignoring other people's rights was just fine, post 9-11. I pointed out that their arguments could be deflated in three words: "President Hillary Clinton." If they didn't want Hillary Clinton to be able to tap their phones without a warrant, the time to speak up was right then when Dubya was trying it on whoever someone thought might be one of his enemies.

    More than one person had trouble processing the idea that Democrats could also be elected president, or that rules existed outside the context of "whatever's good for our side at this moment."

    1198:

    "rule of man" sadly is "rule by whim"... with most such individuals described as notable for varying degrees of widening paranoia, twitchy insomnia, short temper, poor impulse control, etc

    recipe for wrong decisions, off-the-cuff judgements as well as ever expanding list of suspects each deemed a threat...

    ...end result being stacked skulls or mass graves or gulags overstuffed

    1199:

    Don't worry - you are no more confused than most physicists. According to Wikipedia, Everett's theory posits an uncountable number of universes - if that is so, the very concept of discrete, separate universes is close to meaningless. Even if that's not true, quantum states are closer to probability distributions than values, and talking about information tunnelling between two of them is pretty well meaningless.

    Years ago, a Real Physicist (recent graduate degree) who did many worlds cosmology posted here briefly, got annoyed with me bugging him, and left. One of the useful things he said was that, when there are multiple possible outcomes for an event in many worlds theory, the entire universe doesn't simultaneously split into two. Instead, the schism propagates out at light speed from the event.

    I'm guessing this is important. If, at the atomic level and smaller, schismatic events are ubiquitous, then those schism event waves are normally going to interfere with each other in very short distances, because often, the colliding schisms can't both happen or things fall apart. Only one outcome at most is possible. This may be akin to quantum decoherence, and the upshot may be that the quantum realm does do many worlds, but only a few of the schisms are compatible with each other, leading to classical physics normally emerging at larger scales.

    That's my take on many worlds theory. Using qubits in quantum computers may be different than this.

    If, like me, you entertain yourself by postulating hyper-intellectual BS, perhaps dark matter will turn out to be the remnants of failed schisms, infinitesmal little gravity blivets where the universe tried to split itself in two, but failed because the split was so hemmed in by other particles that it couldn't propagate more than a picometer or something, and only one reality was possible. I don't think this is what they are, but wouldn't it be cool if they were.

    Getting back to the Laundryverse, I'm pretty sure OGH's stories follows the Rule Of Cool quantum interpretation, which my pathetic simian brain is too puny to comprehend. Still, since I like hyper-intellectual BS, I would be happy if it turns out that the simulation underlying the Laundryverse is "meta-quantum" (the system runs on the first derivative of quantum reality, perhaps using the notation dReality/dWTF). The ghost roads et merde are meta-quantum (eg narrativium), and the system within which they are sandboxed is d2Reality/dWTF2. Something like that. Brin got away with this in the second Uplift trilogy, why not steal adapt it?

    1200:

    I should probably write a story

    I'd hold it tight until you are sure the Supremes are not going to do the stupid thing. You'll be a target for sure if they do.

    1201:

    Yeah, first thing they'll do is come after E-List kinda-sorta Science-Fiction writers...

    1202:

    E-List kinda-sorta Science-Fiction writers...

    "kinda sorta" in the sense that if what you write comes true it's not really fiction after all?

    1203:

    The total dangers of uneducated & ignorant { i.e. "Arts-graduates" } writing fucking tosh ... - because ...
    IF what that idiot was writing had any basis in fact then ... General Relativity is wrong, completely wrong, & "not even wrong" {!}
    um, err ...
    Maybe someone should tell the Grauniad this?
    - see also posts by EC & H, yes?

    SS
    More than one person had trouble processing the idea that Democrats could also be elected president, or that rules existed outside the context of "whatever's good for our side at this moment."
    Well. the absolute total worst at this blind stupidity are the religious - been doing it for well over 2000 years & the wankers still haven't learnt!

    1204:

    The skull-stacking isn't carried out by the dictator himself: it's the next guy down the ladder. They tend to be efficient bureaucratic over-achievers who lack personal charisma -- like Heinrich Himmler, or, in the case of Colonel Ghadaffi, Major Jalloud, memorably explained by Robert X. Cringely (who knew him).

    Qaddafi’s second-in-command back then, he either didn’t know there was showbiz in the Colonel’s act or he simply didn’t care. Jalloud saw his role as extending the rule of a ruthless tyrant as efficiently and as far as possible. My friend Jacek Kalabinski, who was covering Libya for the Communist radio network in Poland at that time, though he later became a leader himself in the Solidarity movement, put it best: “You can see death in Jalloud’s eyes.”
    1205:

    Charlie
    It's deliberate & it's almost always that way.
    Indeed Niccolo Machiavelli recommends it as a method ...
    The "Number Two" can always, himself be dismissed or executed for "exceeding instructions" or "being too cruel" or "oppressing the people".
    See also: Yagoda - then - Yezhov & - finally Beria, yes?

    1206:

    The British Library ransomware attack happened in November and is still causing ongoing chaos. Ask me about my Public Lending Rights payments, grr ...

    According to the BBC some of it back up

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-67976183

    1207:

    Thanks. Stupid of me.

    1208:

    I'd go a little further and suggest the effect is spread through the executive tier, and from it to a larger community of people for whom ideological observance and personal gain are not necessarily distinct categories. In my reading, rule of man generally implies the existence of a class of people to whom the law is not entirely applicable. In other words, it isn't just about the dictator/prince, but the social structure of the ruling party/elite and its relationship with everyone else.

    1209:

    Bits of the BL are back up, but the PLR side most certainly is not. They're currently saying it'll be working well enough to handle payouts and new book registrations again before the deadline for the next semiannual payouts, late March.

    As PLR is the chunk of the BL's system that pays authors for loans it is, shall we say, quite close to my heart.

    1210:

    In the book "Mao the real story" (Pantsov), tha author reports that Mao advocated several times with Soviet Politburo for starting a nuclear war with West, claiming that death of half of world population was a worthy price to accept for Socialism to prevail.

    Franco, on the other hand, refused to enter WWII.

    So while both were cruel dictators, I think there is a difference in grade to take into consideration.

    1211:

    I read that as basically Mao playing "lets you and him fight" with the USSR v. USA thing -- especially as China/Soviet relations went in the shitter from the early 1960s onwards, so this was probably at a time when China didn't have nuclear weapons so wouldn't be a primary target for US retaliation in event of the nuclear war he was asking for.

    Classy, really classy.

    1212:

    As far as I know, that claim that the schism (assuming it exists) propagates at light speed is unsupported by actual evidence. It might well be true, but it is important to distinguish accepted hypotheses from proven facts.

    The point I was making is very different, but is basically that the many-worlds concept in actual quantum mechanics is very different from that in fantasy or the media, and is not useful as a story-telling adjunct. While such a story COULD be written, it would be incomprehensible to almost everyone.

    So, my reaction is "sod it - if the physicists are going in for fantastical speculation for their own convenience, fiction writers can do the same."

    1213:

    Sure, but the discussion wasn't about who was the worse dictator/human being. It was about what it's like to live under an oppressive regime and how that relates to the personality of the dictator. If we're only able to talk about how bad the dictators were, then I'm totally with you, Mao was pretty bad.

    1214:

    Not at all - it wouldn't even prove that the more extreme claims of the relativists are. Jupiter, Saturn and possibly even Neptune, Titan and Europa could all have space-faring civilisations which we have not yet observed :-) Prepare for the War of the Worlds II!

    More seriously, I don't know why everyone jumps to the conclusion that UFOs must be alien spacecraft; fireflies, balloons and plasmoids are UFOs until they are identified. That secrecy over the anomalous sightings was insane, and is one of the main drivers of the alien visitations lunacy.

    1215:

    https://www.nytimes.com/2024/01/14/world/europe/wales-whiskey.html

    or

    https://archive.ph/3zI8f

    "Whisky From Wales? Believe It, Say the Welsh"

    excerpts:

    == It is no simple task to get an official seal of approval for a bottle of Welsh spirits. Persuading purists to give it a try may also be a challenge.

    == But few would claim that Wales, a nation of three million people outnumbered by sheep, is well known for whiskey, or whisky, as it is known in Wales.

    == Though for some, whisky is synonymous with Scotch, Wales enjoys an unusual place in liquor history because a Welshman, Evan Williams, is hailed as one of the first distillers of bourbon in the United States.

    1216:

    hmmm... "dark matter" as quantum eqv of scar tissue... lumps of 'failed reality' ... ghosts in the fabric of space-time... hollowed out echoes of what never was and might have been...

    ...haunting imagery

    and possibly the source of nightmarish moments of false memories along with 'flashforwards' into a false precognition of outcomes

    ooooh... what if those chunks were not in keeping with our versions of basic laws... but not all chunks were the same variant... so there's gigacorps in deep space sorting chunks to locate whatever fits a profile for industrialized usage especially mega-uber-calculations... holy grail of "computonium"... and/or basis for 'warp drive' crystals and/or science-based 'magic' on a localized scaling to achieve temporal reversal and thus immortality by way of chroniton reset...

    hmmm

    1217:

    I have tried Penderyn and didn't think much of it. On the other hand, I and several others liked Scapegrace Dimension New Zealand whisky, though my wife didn't.

    1218:

    ...given how close to your heart is your stomach and those dribs 'n drabs contribute to keeping yer belly full of bubble 'n squeak (or whatever is yer favorite foodstuffs)

    right there, authors such as yourself have grist for the mill in righteously bitching quite loudly about incompetent cyber security... so an article for Wired? Forbes? WSJ?

    1219:

    So you're in the back yard and there's a sharp stabbing sensation, and when you look round there's a chicken looking at you innocently. Or "innocently". They're too dumb to realise that they're not giant man-eating dinosaurs any more... but I'm pretty sure they would if they could.

    The first time I saw a cassowary (a zoo near Cairns) it gave me a look best described as "okay, right now I'm on the other side of the fence, but we used to run this planet".

    1220:

    1082: well, it's not automatic - there's someone at a panel of switches. But it's Absolute Block - a plane can't be let into a section until the previous train has left it and there's a red bar between them

    Oops. While there have been airfields where railway lines cross the runway, that should have said "previous plane".

    1221:

    Naw. I was referring to my level of commercial success (not that I've tried that hard to get published, either.)

    1222:

    That secrecy over the anomalous sightings was insane, and is one of the main drivers of the alien visitations lunacy.

    It's like the old story of carrots giving people better night vision. Radar, countermeasures, counter-countermeasures, etc...

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plasma_stealth

    All the declassified videos certainly look like balloons or birds to me though.

    1223:

    teaser:

    "Chan discovered that the encoded messages used a 19th-century telegraphic weather code used by the Army Corps, which was the national weather service for the US during the late 1800s."

    https://lite.cnn.com/2024/01/15/us/antique-dress-maine-encrypted-message-cec/index.html

    1224:

    The way the world worked around the decoupling of wines from regions was by using the names for grape varieties and breaking the association. That is why, for instance, no-one knows or cares what Bordeaux is, but Cabernet Sauvignon is well-known and loved

    The Bordeaux wineries have exported 250 millions of bottles last year, that means there is a lot of "nobodies".

    If you go to a French supermarket, you will find an aisle dedicated to Merlot, Sauvignon, Chardonnay (..etc) wines. They usually cost 2 to 4 euros a bottle. They are also available in convenient plastic and cardboard 5l packs. Obviously, there is a market for cheap, pleasant, everyday wines.

    1225:

    Moz @ 1189:

    "Can it be torn into small enough pieces to swallow?".

    The disconcerting thing is that chickens really only have one built in tool - their beak. So they use that for everything from rending live mice to preening. But also for investigating. So you're in the back yard and there's a sharp stabbing sensation, and when you look round there's a chicken looking at you innocently. Or "innocently". They're too dumb to realise that they're not giant man-eating dinosaurs any more... but I'm pretty sure they would if they could.

    Roosters also have spurs. Don't know about hens, but I know roosters have 'em.

    1226:

    Scott Sanford @ 1197:

    More than one person had trouble processing the idea that Democrats could also be elected president, or that rules existed outside the context of "whatever's good for our side at this moment."

    Well, their situational blindness is kind of understandable, since the whole point of the exercise is to prevent Democrats from ever winning another election.

    Why would they care what some future Democratic President could do if there's NEVER going to be another Democrat elected President?

    1227:

    EC @1214
    One of the most persistently-recurring & real UFO's are ... "Ball Lightning". - still not explained, rare & evanescent .. often denied as a real phenomenon ... until one manifested, IIRC, in the Cavendish Labs, during a typical violent Fen thunderstorm(!)

    1228:

    Another [EXPLETIVE!! DELETED!!] "modern convenience" that annoys the hell out of me!

    Used to be when you paid for something with a credit card & it was over a certain dollar amount they'd print a slip you had sign & then they printed you a receipt ...

    Now it's some kind of display where you have to "TAP" your card (IF you can find where that spot is located) and you "sign" using your finger-tip ... except that it can't detect your fingertip so all you end up with is some random collection of jagged lines on the screen (IF anything registers at all ...)

    And "would you like your receipt by text or email?"

    (PRINT the damn receipt already!!!)

    1229:

    David L @ 1200:

    "I should probably write a story"

    I'd hold it tight until you are sure the Supremes are not going to do the stupid thing. You'll be a target for sure if they do.

    I wouldn't worry about it. If THEY decide to come after anyone, comments made on this blog (and any other blog/forum/private e-mail, overheard conversation or witty bon mot) will provide sufficient "evidence" of guilt.

    Not that THEY will need evidence.

    1230:

    If you think anyone with even a passing interest in wine doesn't care what Bourdeaux wines are (hint: there are almost none that are just unblended Cabernet Sauvignon), or that no-one makes a connection between wine regions and the wine produced there, I'm not sure what to tell you.

    1231:

    It's a bit like breasts in humans, only the other way round. Hens always have undeveloped spurs, but sometimes they develop.

    https://backyardpoultry.iamcountryside.com/feed-health/chicken-spurs-who-gets-them/

    1232:

    Yes. Rare, but WTF when it occurs. The obsessive secrecy led to two things: the growth of the flying saucerer delusion, and the denial that ball lightning existed. The latter has finally died, but the former is still going strong.

    1233:

    Tier2Tech @ 1222:

    "That secrecy over the anomalous sightings was insane, and is one of the main drivers of the alien visitations lunacy."

    It's like the old story of carrots giving people better night vision. Radar, countermeasures, counter-countermeasures, etc...

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plasma_stealth

    Some early UFO sightings DO appear to relate to secret defense projects and that secrecy appears to have been justified at the time.

    All the declassified videos certainly look like balloons or birds to me though.

    All the declassified videos look like nothing to me. But that makes sense, because if you could SEE WHAT IT IS in the video, it wouldn't BE "unidentified" ...

    My supposition is that many/most of 'em are some kind of optical illusion - you can see it & it shows up on video, but there's nothing there on radar & you can't "catch up" to an optical illusion.

    And if you could catch up with it, it would no longer be a UFO/UAP once you identified the optical illusion.

    UFO/UAP are a class of objects/phenomena that by definition can never be identified, because anything that IS identified is automatically no longer a member of the class.

    1234:

    More seriously, I don't know why everyone jumps to the conclusion that UFOs must be alien spacecraft

    Because it allows them to pretend to make sense of things they don't understand. They expect the world to be simple and rational. And when it is not there must be some easy explanation of why the good guys are not winning and why life isn't as simple as it is supposed to be.

    Chem Trails comes to mind. It really irritates those folks when you start pointing out pictures of allied bombing formations from WWII. Those pictures don't fit the story they want to tell. At all.

    1235:

    that should have said "previous plane".

    But it was an interesting read.

    1236:

    Yeah, first thing they'll do is come after E-List kinda-sorta Science-Fiction writers...

    Not first. But still...

    One way tyrants / despots retain control is to have one or more internal groups to attack at all times. And to blame them for some ill that a large portion of the not group have. So they go after clumps. Book stores that sell the wrong material. Members of a hunting club that don't use rifles and published a book or few on why. Online discussions of material that the majority don't agree with.

    E-List kinda-sorta Science-Fiction writers...

    It isn't about what these groups are doing for the most part. It is that they are small enough to be vilified and persecuted without irritating the majority.

    My wife's grandfather had friends in the 30s in Germany asking what they should do. They supported H but now were on the wrong side of some trivial thing or the other and being hounded out of their jobs or similar.

    1237:

    There's an extent to which I was exaggerating for effect, obviously I'm not claiming that no-one cares about regions. Outside of the Bordeaux region, no-one would create a wine that is similar to a Bordeaux wine and call it that: we've come to a point where that doesn't make sense and would be rightly seen as unintelligible.

    Outside of France, regions definitely matter, but they are not usually synonymous with particular products. Barossa Valley in South Australia, for instance, produces very highly regarded wines of perhaps a dozen varieties (and a lot of very affordable wines too). There just isn't a regional specialty in the sense that you can say "Barossa" and someone will know you mean a particular sort of wine: you have to specify.

    The King Valley in northeastern Victoria, which is home to Australia's Prosecco Road might come close - because it is well known for its highly regarded Proseccos. But it's also well-known for making some of the nicest Pinot Grigio and Pinot Gris wines anywhere. So you still have to specify.

    I'm sure this general theme is also largely true of the Napa Valley, the Niagara Peninsula and other great new world wine regions (I use Australian examples because I'm familiar with them... I'm not trying to promote Australian wine as such).

    1238:

    what comes to mind:

    "lips shut"

    "sleep with one eye open"

    "ignore every overture from anyone badmouthing our beneficent 'n fearless leader"

    those quickly learned lessons to extend one's live in a dictatorship with a well funded bureau of secret police by reducing the likelihood of getting noticed

    (which if T(he)rump gets back into the Oval Office, parents will be teaching kids alongside "look both ways before crossing")

    1239:

    TYPO = to extend one's live

    MEANT = to extend one's life

    1240:

    They are also available in convenient plastic and cardboard 5l packs.

    Did you know that packaging was invented in South Australia in the 1960s?

    We have cheap wine here too in similar price ranges. The interesting thing is that while there definitely used to be a threshold and gap between the cheap wines and the rest, this seems no longer to be the case and there's a gradation with no gap. It might just be here. We don't allow wine to be sold in supermarkets here, perhaps the European way is better but there turn out to be a lot of considerations, but in any case perhaps that's the main reason.

    Seriously I think the topic is probably getting a bit tired at this stage and we'll be boring our host.

    1241:

    No, not wiggly. If you use the std. picture, jello/rubber sheet, it's not wiggling unless the object is.

    Now, rotating black holes might generate something.

    1242:

    Re - "rural". That's because there are NO JOBS in actual rural areas. If you want something that pays better than gas station or burger flipping, you have to live near a city.

    1243:

    Yeah, I had to see AOC used in context to realize you were not speaking of a progressive NY Rep in Congress.

    And whenever I buy and bring it, I always refer to Freixente as "a sparkling Spanish white wine made in the champaign method", as it says on the bottle. Doesn't mean it's not good.

    1244:

    Thanks. Just goes to show that my Einsteinian-based Famous Secret Theory is right along the lines he was thinking of.

    1245:

    Nope. I think you said you'd read my 11,000 Years. The civilizations on Jupiter and Saturn look at Earth, bitterly cold, rocky, no real atmosphere, and go yuck, why would anyone go there?

    1246:

    fun fact: single biggest driver towards cardboard boxes and away from glass bottles has been losses due to breakage at store level

    retailers getting fed up with cleaning up messes and paying for stitches of anyone cut on the broken glass and cringing every time shelving is jarred by a minor earthquake

    (the economics of manufacturing, if anyone knows how to dig deep into packaging might be interesting in a nerdist mode)

    consumers also liker the lowered risk

    purists who regard wine as religion likely to always mutter under their breath about high heaped pyres in city parks as punishment of soulless unbelievers who intend to actually drink the wine rather than store it in windowless basement bunkers to hoard it indefinitely and discuss its merits

    1247:

    Except that the 'presidential immunity' decision, if it goes Trump's way, will happen during Biden's presidency, something like a year before the next inauguration. Whether Biden will feel the need to defend himself/family/other democrats/country is, of course, another matter.

    1249:

    My wife's grandfather had friends in the 30s in Germany asking what they should do.

    And what was the advice? Join an opposition party? Pack up and leave to someplace thought to be safe? Get with the Nazi program? Hunker down and hope that the storm would blow over?

    I wish that the question didn't resonate so much with current events in the US.

    1250:

    Agreed. Most touch screens, including my own tablet, hate my fingers. And my signature is actually readable, not a squiggle that resembles a seismograph tracing.

    1251:

    To be sure, in the fifties, the USAF was happy to encourage the UFO hunters, as a cover for experimental aircraft. We know this is the case, they said so more than 15 years ago.

    1252:

    he economics of manufacturing, if anyone knows how to dig deep into packaging might be interesting in a nerdist mode

    My son in law knows a lot about this. He was involved in artificial cork manufacturing for 5 years.

    Basically there is no where near enough cork in the world to allow for real corks to be used to bottle wine and such. Not even close.

    So (in the better living through chemistry) there are a few companies around the world that make artificial ones out of plastic. The cost varies mostly as to how real they look.

    If your wine in the US costs lest than $30 a bottle, it is almost a lock that the cork isn't real. Under $50 most of them.

    FYI - Don't toss those cheap corks in the fireplace or fire pit.

    As a data point there is a grocery chain, Trader Joes, in the US that sells a lot of $5 or so wine. A friend who knows wines calls it Thunder Joes. Which is a riff on the cheap wine for alcoholics called Thunderbird. I suspect many of these have twist off caps.

    1253:

    If you had a seismograph that looked like my 'signature' on those things, you would already be standing on a field of rubble and fallen trees as far as the eye could see.

    1254:

    Well, they might visit out of scientific interest in the primitive organisms that survive under these conditions - after all, we do that in the Antarctic :-)

    1255:

    And what was the advice?

    I don't think he had any. Per the family stories. He was a railroad station master in a medium to small town. The word is the family kept their criticism inside the family. To the extent they had to tell one family member with a loud voice to keep it down at times.

    We have a family portrait of a distant uncle with a bullet hole through it. Most likely from an Allied forces gun.

    And at my wedding rehearsal diner the night before my wedding my parents and my wife's mother met for the first time. They got to talking about old times and both remembered an air raid. He was above dropping bombs from a B-24 and she was below in the air raid trenches. Weird conversation. He was 2 years out of high school. 19 or 20. She was 3 years younger.

    1256:

    they said so more than 15 years ago.

    They said a lot of UFO sightings a while back were of test flights of the F117 Nighthawk. Which was somewhat stealthy but no where near what they can do today. It was designed to fly mostly at night.

    1257:

    The Australian industry via a co-ordinated effort switched entirely to screw caps several years ago now. There was a sort of effort to prevent the change to allow a stratification to emerge: screw caps had already been associated with cheaper wines, which sort of switched "back" to the plastic corks you describe. So a bunch of leading winemakers starting at the very top end of the industry switched over, and for a while it was only the premium wines that were mostly screw caps but now it's pretty much universal and if you see a cork it is either a sparkling (this is the exception: no-one so far is obliged to forgo popping the cork on bubbly) or it's imported. Apparently this has led to a dramatic drop in spoilage and an overall improvement in consistency.

    Anyhow I like screw caps. It takes away some of the mystique and ritual, but the upshot is to question why I valued those things in the first place. And that's a good thing really, thinking long term.

    1258:

    That's because there are NO JOBS in actual rural areas.

    Who is doing all that farm work etc.? Making that cheese? The latest "Rural America at a Glance" report from the USDA says:

    Following nonmetropolitan job losses of 10 percent in 2020 due to the COVID-19 pandemic, nonmetropolitan household employment rebounded in 2021 and continued to recover throughout 2022 and 2023. By the first quarter of 2023, total nonmetropolitan employment had nearly fully recovered, returning to 99 percent of prepandemic employment levels. Nonmetropolitan annual employment growth for 2022 was 0.5 percent, a return to a growth rate similar to those rates observed for the years prior to the pandemic. Similarly, the nonmetropolitan unemployment rate declined from 11.3 in 2020 to 3.8 percent in 2022.

    3.8 percent isn't bad.

    1259:

    Freixente as "a sparkling Spanish white wine made in the champaign method"

    Also "Cava". Maybe Freixente is a Cava, IDK. We've liked Freixente and Cavas both, along with Prosecco. They vary a bit among and within themselves, but they're generally pretty decent.

    https://provenderbrown.co.uk/Why-Choose-Prosecco-Cava-or-Champagne

    1260:

    Anyhow I like screw caps. It takes away some of the mystique and ritual, but the upshot is to question why I valued those things in the first place. And that's a good thing really, thinking long term.

    Yes. My SIL says the reason you are offered the cork to smell is that up to 10% of some "good" wines go bad due to mold and/or leakage from the cork. Corks are based on nostalgia and habit, not the reality of making good wine.

    1261:

    3.8 percent isn't bad.

    Yes. As someone who grew up on the edge of the "country", most people in big cities don't get rural US. If I wanted to stay where I grew up I could work in some low to medium tech jobs. And even at some small factories. But I could also have worked on farms. But I decided that was just not for me unless I was going hungry. (I enjoyed outdoor work. But not in the cold rain.)

    Rural US doesn't have that many jobs because it is mostly open land.

    1262:

    "All that farm work"? Are you under the impression that most farm work was done by hand, other than by huge expensive machines for agribusiness that owns most farmland in the US?

    1263:

    Not cava, but for the first time in a few years, I found a brut, and snarfed it up. Last few years, all I could find was "extra dry".

    1264:

    Sorry, I was misremembering cava as being dryer than brut.

    1265:

    Are you under the impression that most farm work was done by hand, other than by huge expensive machines for agribusiness that owns most farmland in the US?

    You're mistaking the glossy marketing brochure for the reality of much of rural US. Out in the great plains and in other big flat places things like corn, soybeans, etc... is grown and harvested by such machines. But in general farm work is still labor intensive. Just not as much as not too many years ago. If you need a big pile of laborers and replace half with machines you still have a medium pile of laborers.

    I suspect if you could gather accurate stats, most illegal immigration goes into small scale construction and farming.

    1266:

    As far as I know, that claim that the schism (assuming it exists) propagates at light speed is unsupported by actual evidence.

    Is there something that propagates faster than light speed? Otherwise how can the observed effects of the schism propagate faster than LS?

    I would think where two schisms interact you would just get new schisms. I.e. Point C "sees" schism of point B and point A at the same time. Given A, A' and B, B' you would get C (A,B), C' (A', B), C'' (A', B') and C''' (A', B) schisms at point C.

    And if the schisms are incompatible, I'm guessing you would get Dark Energy (the force pushing the universe apart) because the schisms are annoying each other....

    1267:

    "I have been tempted to just leave a truckload of woodchips where it's delivered and see how long it takes them to spread it evenly across the property". The answer to that is -- not long. I've stopped trying to evenly distribute mulch in the small orchard in the chicken enclosure, I just break open the bales and let the chickens do it for me. They have a great time and I save my back!

    1268:

    Damian LOTS of our Wine Society vinos have screw-caps, now, & a great improvement, they are, on appalling "plastic" not-corks. The manufacturing tolerances are obviously much improved.

    1269:

    Well, avians did get the best of the Australian Army…

    I refer, of course, to the Great Emu War.

    1270:

    I don't think he was claiming they propagate faster than light, just not at the speed of light. In my reading, he meant slower, or not at all.

    1271:

    Ah, yes... the combination of you and bottle tops reminds me of one of the Things Land Rovers Are Good For:

    Those infuriating crimped beer bottle tops that seem to have barely any purchase on the bottle from the look of them, yet implacably defy removal with stones, edges of railings, or other such tools improvised from materials found out in the wild... can be removed by levering them off in the roof gutter of a Land Rover. It is just the right size, and it works a treat.

    1272:

    Maybe they do propagate faster than light, but can never be observed to, because the person at the other end has to know what happened so they can look for the right thing to observe, but the description of what happened can't be communicated faster than light, so they can't observe it and therefore it doesn't happen until after the description has been communicated.

    1273:

    A common squaddie workaround for a bottle opener in battlefield extremis are the lips on a rifle magazine. Despite their cheap stamped appearance those lips are carefully shaped to feed ammo into the rifle's chamber and bending them by using the mag to open beer bottles is contraindicated.

    The early iterations of the Israeli Galil rifle got around this issue by including a bottle opener on the front bipod mount.

    1274:

    pre-Covid... it was nicknamed three buck chuck (and a decade earlier, two buck chuck)... and not at all bad... so long as you did not expect perfection...

    sangrea with lots of ripened fruit and deep chilled... yup...

    1275:

    I think I was 18 or 19 when I learned the knack of doing this with a disposable plastic cigarette lighter. The idea was that being disposable it didn't matter that you scratch or even take chunks out of the plastic. The trick is about how you grip the neck of the beer bottle and how you position the lever, using the proximal phalanx of your index finger as a fulcrum, before squeezing. At least it's not gross, like the people who open beer bottles with their eye sockets.

    I quit smoking over 20 years ago and these days I carry a small tool on my keyring that can open beer bottles...

    1276:

    Growing up a semi-relative who worked for my father as a part time carpenter, block layer, whatever was needed in building a house also had a small far he worked after going home.

    He would open soft drink bottles by grabbing the neck near the top and using his thumb as a fulcrum for a claw hammer.

    People would see him do this and try and imitate. They never seemed to notice just how beefy his hands were and thus the pressure was on strong muscle. The typical person doing such would use their thumb bones as such and quickly change their minds.

    1277:

    I don't think he was claiming they propagate faster than light, just not at the speed of light. In my reading, he meant slower, or not at all.

    Here's the breakdown as I remember it:

    I was trying to get PhysDude (nym forgotten, it was years ago) to talk about the popular Many Worlds model. The simple version is that in something like a two-slit experiment, the universe splits in two, with each universe having a different result. He was saying unequivocally that Many Worlds is true, and I happen to think it isn't, arrogant little asshole that I am to argue with an expert.

    He said, correctly I presume, that the universe didn't split in two and multiple worlds is an interpretation, although we were talking past each other at that point.

    Finally, I got him to talk about how fast information about a "schism" propagated out from the event, and he said light speed. It can't be FTL (as in the popular version where the entire universe splits instantly), so presumably this is correct.

    I then pointed out the problem with Many Worlds: there are huge numbers of universe-splitting events happening each second across the universe, and they're all propagating at light speed to the fast-receding edge of the universe. How the heck does it all even work, since we're presumably being schismed every instant by events that happened billions of years ago in far away galaxies? It seemed like an insane consequence of something that's supposed to be a workaround to avoid having observers in the systems. He went away soon thereafter and hasn't been back, sad to say. It'd be nice to learn why I'm wrong.

    Sometime later I read about decoherence, the bane of quantum entanglements. Basically, when an entangled particle interacts with something else, the entanglement goes away. The article I read this in posited that decoherence played a big role in the emergence of classical physics at larger scales from quantum mechanics at smaller scales.

    I'm not a physicist, nor do I particularly like the Many Worlds model, but I'd BS/suggest that maybe all these universal schisms run into decoherence problems too, when two or more universe schisms propagating at light speed run into each other. Presumably (meaning I'm making this up), most possible combinations of schisms are physically impossible, ending up with universes where something is either exists in two spots or ceases to exist or whatever. Therefore, the result of two or more schism waves meeting is likely to be a single consensus reality, possibly the one we call macroscopic classical physics. I'd further suggest that most or all schism wave fronts decohere at atomic distances, at least where there's a lot of atoms. Things might, of course, get weird in intergalactic space, if schism wavefronts don't immediately interact, but I have no clue what that would be like. Not a physicist!

    As for the remnants of schisms being dark matter, I don't believe this at all, because AFAIK dark matter doesn't act like it's generated this way.

    While I enjoyed Howard's riff on the scar tissue of the failed multiverses, AFAIK cosmologists now believe that dark matter plays a key role in the formation of galaxies and stars. If, by some utterly improbable freak, I'm right about what dark matter is, it would mean that the scars caused by the failure of most or all Many Worlds schisms to propagate resulted in the dark matter that caused the existence of galaxies, stars, and us. That's not something I can bring myself to be sad about.

    1278:

    The discussion of sparkling wine so far has ignored Sekt. A good one is a match for a good Cava or Prosecco, and any of the 3 will outdo a Champagne that's twice the price.

    Also, I'll agree that screw tops on still wines are better than real (or plastic) corks. The 2 bottles I've tasted that were corked (oxidised in sealed bottle) both had real corks on them.

    1279:

    Well, it’s obviously anecdotal and very much personal experience but an awful lot of tech people I know don’t live in or even near cities. Unsurprisingly the number has grown during The Great Zombie Plague.

    It’s such A Thing that I was on a committee a few years ago trying to organize a conference/fair/whatever to attract more tech people to mid-van isle. We have amazing net connection (I get 1.5Gig fibre for C$80/month for example) lower housing costs than the Vancouver mainland area, nicer weather (usually - been -10 the last few days), and our very own time zone (7 minutes and 50 years behind the mainland).

    1280:

    I'm on the Sunshine Coast, just across the Strait from you, and a substantial percentage of my friends and neighbours are in the tech sector. Some of them work for companies based in other countries (I coached a kid in ball whose dad was VP of a Swiss tech company).

    We also have a large number of people in animation and the film industry more generally.

    1281:

    Pigeon @ 1271:

    Ah, yes... the combination of you and bottle tops reminds me of one of the Things Land Rovers Are Good For:

    Those infuriating crimped beer bottle tops that seem to have barely any purchase on the bottle from the look of them, yet implacably defy removal with stones, edges of railings, or other such tools improvised from materials found out in the wild... can be removed by levering them off in the roof gutter of a Land Rover. It is just the right size, and it works a treat.

    It's been a few years, but used to be I could put the edge of the crimped cap against a counter top, smack the top of the bottle and the cap would pop right off.

    That was back when soft drinks came in solid glass bottles & you couldn't turn them in to get your deposit back if you chipped the rim.

    Nowadays soft drinks come in plastic bottles with screw tops and I'm not supposed to drink them because of the sugar.

    PS: Those crimped caps are called "crown corks" or "crown caps" ... and the bottle opener designed to open them is frequently called a "church key".

    1282:

    New blog entry is up.

    1283:

    You have been taken in by the Holy Dogmas, I am afraid.

    General relativity is about energy, matter and gravity; a quantum mechanics schism is at a lower level than any of those, and might not be bound by the same rules. Or might be. We simply cannot say, which was my point.

    And that is assuming that the multi-worlds hypothesis is 'true'. I fail to see that replacing 'observation' by 'decoherence' improves anything. As far as I know, there isn't even a postulated experiment that could distinguish it from the Copenhagen interpretation.

    Einstein must be turning in his grave at the tower of unsupported suppositions that have been built on top of his work.

    1284:

    Is there something that propagates faster than light speed?

    hmmm...

    rumors? fashion tweaks amongst teenaged females? stupid stunts amongst teenaged males?

    memes of varied focus and those most negatively valued seem to move the fastest and reach the furtherest

    from what my family has endured... bigoted memes (you are welcome to google "blood libel" on your own time along with "my cow stopped giving milk so I blame the Jews")

    1285:

    I hear you dude. Prejudice spreads at the speed of fear.

    1286:

    an awful lot of tech people I know don’t live in or even near cities

    I live in a city of 31,000 (Gloucester, MA). Does this count?

    1287:

    I live in a city of 31,000 (Gloucester, MA). Does this count?

    Nope. It is small only in the sense that schools (maybe) garbage, police, etc... are handled (maybe) at a very local level. Your economy is that of the Boston area.

    The small towns I'm thinking of are places like Paducah, KY (I grew up outside of there), Evansville IL, Sikeston, MO, Clarksville TN, etc...

    These are all places where to get on a plane with more than 50 seats (or maybe 10 seats) you have a 2 to 4 hour drive. And to STEM there these days, even in a WFH, you almost always need way better Internet access than was available until recently. And for many still is.

    I live in the Raleigh/Durham NC area. 2 to 4 million depending on how big you draw the circle. Lots and lots of STEM. And many WFH. And many of them want to live 30 to 50 or more miles away. But the #1 criteria is what kind of Internet access can they get at any possible home.

    MY wife works for a bank HQ in IT. And their parent bank wants everyone back in the office. But they have backed off to 2 days a week for people who live within 40 or 50 miles. The 2 days she goes in it still resembles a ghost town. 1/3 or more of her group now lives further away than that. Either hired in during WFH or they moved during the pandemic.

    For those in the US and maybe other places, 60 Minutes (TV newsy show) had a decent segment on what WFH is doing to the commercial real estate market. Especially in NYC. And there's an "overtime" segment on their web site about the issues of converting office buildings to housing.

    I think this is what timrowledge meant by being near cities.

    1288:

    The Sunshine Coast (where rocketpjs lives) is 2-4 hours from an airport (or longer, depending on ferry sailings). When I visit there I always budget 4-6 hours to get from YVR to my destination (which is about 25 minutes further up the coast than his house). Returning takes longer, because I always allow for a cancelled sailing before my flight so make certain I'm in Vancouver in plenty of time.

    There's a twice-a-day float plane that runs between Sechelt and Vancouver, but it's expensive and only carries a few passengers.

    1289:

    Different geography, same result.

    Once a long while back I was flying home for the holidays and the flight was from STL to Paducah with 2 stops along the way. Pilot, co-pilot, and seats for maybe 10-15 people. Took off from 1st intermediate stop. Pilot was on the radio for a few minutes. Then he turned around and asked if anyone was getting off at second stop. Nope. He said no one was waiting there either. So we made a 45 degree right turn and headed for Paducah.

    1290:

    First, my Killian's beer bottles have screw-off caps. Look like the usual, but the glass has a thread. Second, why use all of those workarounds? I mean, let's see, am I dressed? Yes. Am I going to a federal building or flying? No. Ok, pull out my Swiss Army knife....

    1291:

    The problem with the schisms/multiple world hypothesis that I've always had, and have never seen addressed is this: doesn't the split take energy? If so, either you need to pump energy in to allow the split, or what comes out should have a lower energy than what went in.

    1292:

    just because today was not nearly crazy enough for being Jewish in a stress-filled bigotry prone world...

    ..I give you "Schrödinger's Rabbi"

    ...some of the Tzfati students, seeking to maintain their fervent messianic beliefs, decided they would not visit Schneerson’s gravesite. The man they proclaimed to be “the king Messiah forever and ever” couldn’t be dead and buried.

    from

    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/jan/16/crown-heights-tunnels-tzfat-chabad-lubavitch-synagogue-brooklyn

    1293:

    Yeah. I was reading in the NYTimes (I think) about that tunnel. And many of those in the group didn't even know it existed. Apparently the death of Schneerson caused a split into two interacting, intertwined, but with separate beliefs, sects.

    1294:

    fervent messianic beliefs

    Yes, I read the same Guardian article and was struck by the close parallels between the Chabad/Tzfatim story and what we've figured out about the apocalyptic views of pre- and early Christianity. I guess some story lines never grow old.

    1295:

    After two weeks, this is something of an exercise in internet archaeology, but there you have it.

    So Amin's brutal autocratic rule, which (unsurprisingly) included the physical elimination of political opponents and his loss of popular support, had nothing to do with the destabilisation of Afghanistan? Nor did the Soviets' subsequent liquidation of Amin and their attempt to repeat the 1956 Hungary/1968 Czechoslovakia scenario? What makes you think they would succeed in establishing a viable Afghan state - even if the US turned a blind eye to their shenanigans?

    That's not to say that US support for the mujahideen was good for a stable, democratic Afghanistan in the long run, but it's a bit more complicated than that.

    1296:

    No, it's not like a mechanical break. Indeed, calling it a schism is in itself misleading; in that model, the multiverse is more like a time-continuous Markov process, possibly even with continuous states.

    1298:

    close parallels between the Chabad/Tzfatim story and what we've figured out about the apocalyptic views of pre- and early Christianity. I guess some story lines never grow old.

    Very much so. Messianic/millenarian cults are distressingly similar, and pop up so often in societies which (rightly or wrongly) feel they are on the wrong track, that British Raj had manuals on how to deal with them.

    1299:

    Messianic/millenarian cults are distressingly similar, and pop up so often in societies which (rightly or wrongly) feel they are on the wrong track, that British Raj had manuals on how to deal with them.

    Any links to one of those manuals? Sounds like it would be an interesting read (or at least skim). My search-fu isn't good enough to bring up anything but lots of article about thuggee (and nothing about manuals).

    1300:

    The problem with the schisms/multiple world hypothesis that I've always had, and have never seen addressed is this: doesn't the split take energy? If so, either you need to pump energy in to allow the split, or what comes out should have a lower energy than what went in.

    That's actually been the central criticism of Many Worlds, that it tosses out the first law of thermodynamics (conservation of mass-energy) in trying to get rid of the observer required in the standard version.

    One criticism of panpsychism (the idea that The Observer is a fundamental part of the universe) is that there's no particle in the Standard Model that could be the God Observer particle, so that can't be right either.

    I'd point out that the failed schism silliness above shows another way past the observer paradox: the observer effect emerges through quantum interactions. Quantum entities aren't precisely entities because of the whole wave-particle duality. Where we mess up is that we assume they're isolated entities, when in fact they exist only in relation to huge numbers of other entities, and their wave functions define the likelihood of where and when they'll interact.

    I'd suggest that it's pretty likely that, when a large number of quantum entities interact, one or a few outcome configurations are overwhelmingly likely, while most possible configurations are close to infinitely improbable. We simply live in the most likely reality. The Observer in this notion is simply an illusory personification of likelihood, and it emerges from the collective interaction of many waves and particles. Anything's possible, but most things are vanishingly improbable, to the point where reality feels nonrandom and you wonder if Someone is actively creating what you observe. When you set up a quantum experiment, all you're doing is fiddling with the likelihoods until you can model what you're seeing, and the outcomes are consistent with your predictions.

    In this view, there's one universe, thermodynamics works, and an Observer God is not hiding out in the quantum realm. To believe this, you have to assume a few unpleasant notions, such as: nothing is an individual, physical laws are probabilistic, not deterministic, and emergent properties are, in fact, critical to the formation of reality. If you feel the need to be a deist, in this version the Observer God of panpsychism emerges by a process of maximum likelihood from many quantum entities interacting. And you so do you, however you define "You."

    1301:

    "To believe this, you have to assume a few unpleasant notions, such as: nothing is an individual, physical laws are probabilistic, not deterministic, and emergent properties are, in fact, critical to the formation of reality."

    I assume by "nothing is an individual", you include abandoning the principle of locality because, otherwise, you have to introduce an arbitrary distance limit for non-individuality. I agree that those are three very reasonable properties, but they are all unspeakable anathemas to most physicists. That fact is at the heart of all this hoo-hah.

    1302:

    Any links to one of those manuals? Sounds like it would be an interesting read (or at least skim). My search-fu isn't good enough to bring up anything but lots of article about thuggee (and nothing about manuals).

    I too would love to see such a manual, not that I've looked for them.

    In Scott's The Art of Not Being Governed, I remember he asserted that montane South East Asia (aka Zomia) was the Galapagos of messianic movements, and the best place to study them. I've seen hints from elsewhere that he wasn't exaggerating.

    Anyway, maybe looking in British Burma would yield better results?

    As a side note, after the book came out Scott reported that it was being read avidly both by people on the far left (obviously) AND libertarians. I'm afraid it's possible that some of the Current Political Unpleasantness is from K Street finding its own uses for things, in this case operationalizing Scott's thoughts on Messianism in Zomia.

    1303:

    Any links to one of those manuals?

    I am afraid not. It is something I read several years ago.

    1304:

    News Headline from North Carolina TV station WSOC-TV:
              Charlotte man swept out to sea, found in Hawaii

    ... Charlotte's 156 miles inland. Those must have been some REALLY BIG fuckin' waves! 🙃

    1306:

    And into the wrong ocean, at that...

    1307:

    I assume by "nothing is an individual", you include abandoning the principle of locality because, otherwise, you have to introduce an arbitrary distance limit for non-individuality. I agree that those are three very reasonable properties, but they are all unspeakable anathemas to most physicists. That fact is at the heart of all this hoo-hah.

    Non-locality? Well...so far as I know, the wavelength of gravity can be arbitrarily small. Until someone finds a graviton and that becomes the minimum quantum of gravity, gravity is better modeled as a non-quantized, analog force that's the distortions in spacetime. And those distortions can be arbitrarily small or large.

    Relativity is the science of spacetime distortions, and AFAIK it's local.

    So....? I'd suggest that nonlocality is relevant in systems where spacetime distortions don't play an important role in where something needs to be for reality to exist. When spacetime distortions matter--for instance, the Earth can't really exist outside its gravitational field--then locality is more important than non-locality.

    Not a physicist, this is just a guess! So I'd suggest that both locality and non-locality are emergent and depend on whether or not gravitational interactions are important in the system being considered.

    This seems to suggest that physics in the depths of interstellar and intergalactic space might be a bit different than they are here, given the relative dearth of stuff to interact with.

    1308:

    The National Archive at Kew has a lot of stuff. You might try perusing their catalogue.

    A friend worked there some years back and got me a copy of SOE Syllabus as a birthday present. This was the course notes for the training given to SOE agents about to insert into occupied Europe. It's about half Nazi organisation structure and uniform recognition and half notes on how to set up & run a cell structure insurgency along with some appropriate small unit tactics.

    Also some general background information on the SOE and what they got up to.

    1309:

    the rabbi is deemed to be both dead (and worm food) as well 'the messiah' (or leastwise the right hand or messenger of the messiah)

    sadly we Jews are as prone to fundamentalist narrowmindedness and seeking miracles from Sky Daddy as Christians... I naively assumed we were slightly better than this...

    1310:

    Howard NYC @ 1309:

    the rabbi is deemed to be both dead (and worm food) as well 'the messiah' (or leastwise the right hand or messenger of the messiah)

    sadly we Jews are as prone to fundamentalist narrowmindedness and seeking miracles from Sky Daddy as Christians... I naively assumed we were slightly better than this...

    You're still part of the human race, and for as long as you remain part of it you're going to be subject to the same foibles as the rest of us.

    1311:

    A short note on how "politics" affects our daily lives:

    It's a bright sunny day today & I need to load up my trailer with cardboard**, trash & recycling (I don't have solid waste collection out here in the country yet).

    There's a multi-use facility nearby where I can take the trash & recycle the recyclables. The "sunny day" is important because THEY won't accept the cardboard if it's wet (like in the rain) ... wet cardboard goes in with the garbage ending up in the landfill.

    BUT ... turns out today is also a visit from the President of the United States and guess where the community center he's visiting is located! 😏

    I hate getting embroiled in the traffic that ensues any time there's a Presidential Motorcade in the area, so it'll have to be another day.

    Glad I checked the news before starting work today.

    Temperatures around here are supposed to plummet drastically tonight because of a cold front coming through. I hope that cold front doesn't include rain 'cause I really DO need to get rid that cardboard and I don't want it to get all rain soaked so I have to put it in with the garbage. And I'd like to get it out of here.

    ** Big cardboard protective wrappings that came with the new kitchen cabinets I bought & installed. Think "sheet of plywood" size pieces of cardboard.

    1312:

    yeah...

    thing of it is, we hold ourselves to a higher standard

    1313:

    Howard NYC @ 1312:

    yeah...

    thing of it is, we hold ourselves to a higher standard

    To hear them tell it, so do the followers of Jesus. Seems like Jews & Christians alike are failures when it comes to upholding those higher standards.

    OTOH, none of the other religions are any better at it ...

    1314:

    sadly we Jews are as prone to fundamentalist narrowmindedness and seeking miracles from Sky Daddy as Christians... I naively assumed we were slightly better than this...

    Um, why would you assume that? Is that your personal experience?

    My personal experience includes being told that my dead relatives aren't important because they weren't Jewish (they were); being told I'm not a bad person, almost as good as someone who's Jewish; being told that a rabbi's opinion trumps a doctor's (on medical matters); and other examples of narrowmindedness and unthinking 'we are better than anyone else' microagressions.

    I haven't experienced the same level of personal appeals to Sky Daddy that I saw with Baptists, but I've seen lots of cherry-picking events to "prove" that Sky Daddy loves Jews more than anyone else.

    Years ago I talked with a woman from Israel, and she said that one of the things that she liked about living in Canada is that there weren't neighbourhoods that were ruled by religious fundamentalists intend on violently enforcing their religious laws on everyone else. (I think she was talking about ultra-orthodox men stoning/attacking women who didn't adhere to their dress codes on 'their' streets, but the memory is old enough that I may be conflating conversations.)

    I have no idea whether narrow-minded fundamentalism is more common among christians or jews. To answer that question you'd first have to decide who counts as christian and jew. I'm an atheist, but was raised christian (anglican) — do I count as christian? I have an acquaintance who was raised atheist and has never been to synagogue but considers themself jewish even though they don't keep kosher etc — do they count as jewish?

    1315:

    Robert Prior @ 1314:

    I have no idea whether narrow-minded fundamentalism is more common among christians or jews. To answer that question you'd first have to decide who counts as christian and jew. I'm an atheist, but was raised christian (anglican) — do I count as christian? I have an acquaintance who was raised atheist and has never been to synagogue but considers themself jewish even though they don't keep kosher etc — do they count as jewish?

    I think it depends on who you ask ... on a slightly related note: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conversion_to_Judaism

    But it's not just Christianity or Judaism - "narrow-minded fundamentalism" is present in ALL religions. There are always some jerks who consider their beliefs to be the only TRUE belief and are ready & willing to impose those beliefs on others.

    1316:

    There are always some jerks who consider their beliefs to be the only TRUE belief and are ready & willing to impose those beliefs on others.

    I agree. I was wondering why Howard assumed one religion less likely to exhibit that behaviour than others.

    1317:

    Just noticed that "The Prisoner" was made by "Everyman Films"

    Coincidence or long term planning?

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