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Fuck the Monarchy

I am a Republican[*].

On the occasion of the horrifically expensive and pointless coronation of King Charles III I want to state clearly: I want to live in a nation governed with the consent of the people, rather than by the divine right of kings.

We got through seventy-plus years under the reign of Elizabeth II without too much controversy over her role. Credit where credit's due: she managed the duties of head of state with dignity and diligence for decades on end, even if a lot of skeletons were forcibly locked in closets (consider what NDA Prince Andrew's victim much have been required to pay in return for a royal cash pay-out, or what acts of parliament were modified or never brought forward because the monarch didn't want to see them). And even if she and her family came out considerably richer at the end of her reign, even accounting for inflation.

(One thing I'll say about the House of Windsor: they don't engage in vulgar looting of the British state on the same scale as, say, the Putin family in Russia. But the Windsors have reason to be confident they'll be around for generations. A burglar doesn't need to hurry if the police are there to guard their back.)

However.

Elizabeth Windsor is dead. Her successor is a snobbish, reactionary seventy-six year old multi-billionaire. He's so divorced from the ordinary lived experience of his subjects that he reportedly can't even dress himself.

I didn't vote for him.

Nobody did. Nobody does. Nobody ever will, because this is not a democracy.

There is no democratic accountability in monarchy. As a system of government, in undiluted form it most resembles a hereditary dictatorship — current poster-child: Kim Jong-Il. The form we have in the UK is not undiluted: Parliament asserted its supremacy with extreme prejudice in 1649, and again in 1688, and ever since then the British monarchy has been a constitutional, rather than an absolute one — a situation that leaves odd constitutional echoes, such as the fact that we have a Royal Navy but we a British Army (loyal to Parliament, and not under royal command).

For the Americans reading this blog, let me provide a metaphor: let us postulate the existence in the antebellum Deep South of benevolent, morally righteous slaveowners who did not flog or rape or oppress their slaves. (I know, I know ... it's a thought experiment, okay?) Would that be enough to exculpate the institution of slavery? I'm pretty sure the answer lies somewhere been "no!" and "hell, no!" Slavery is an inherently oppressive institution because it deprives a class of victims of their most basic right to autonomy. The failure of a [hypothetical] individual slave-owner to be corrupted does not invalidate the corrupt nature of the system.

Similarly, the existence of benevolent, incorruptible, morally righteous monarchs who do not tyrannise their subjects citizens does not redeem the institution of monarchy.

Both slavery and monarchy are affronts to the principle that all people are equal in law. They may differ in detail of degree or circumstance — after all, is anyone seriously comparing King Charles to Kim Jong-Il, or Henry VIII? — but the very existence of the institution is, in and of itself, dehumanizing.

Now we are being treated to the sight of a billionaire scion of a hereditary dictatorship being feted with a £50M party and national holiday to celebrate his unelected ascent to the highest office in the land. It is, of course, a religious ceremony—the religion in question being a state-mandated Christian church of which maybe 10% of the population are adherents to any extent—but hey, pay no attention to us apostates. This is happening in the middle of a ghastly polycrisis, with inflation running in double digits, the Bank of England advising people to "accept that you are poorer" as a result of the government's ghastly mishandling of brexit and the post-COVID economy, a government actively trying to suppress voter groups who don't support them and refusing to track numbers of those turned away at the polls, jailing political dissidents, ignoring their obligations under international law on refugees ... in the middle of this mess our quasi-fascist government is trying to distract us with an appeal to tradition! pomp! ceremony! dignity! and the usual tired bullshit the right roll out whenever they don't have a coherent plan for fixing the damage.

And I just want to say: not in my name.

The system is morally bankrupt and it's past time to tear it down.

[*] I use "Republican" to mean "supporter of a republican form of government"; I despise the USA's Republican Party and everything they stand for this century.

985 Comments

1:

Endorsed (Canadian, here!), and I want to second that I absolutely hate that the term "Republican" has been absorbed by the GOP hate group.

2:

uch as the fact that we have a Royal Navy but we a British Army (loyal to Parliament, and not under royal command

I had no idea that there was this distinction. HUnh

3:

we have a Royal Navy but we a British Army (loyal to Parliament, and not under royal command).

So how does this work operationally?

Also a question from the unknowing. Did this evolve this way due to the crown financing war ships way back in the day while ground forces were paid for by lower level dukes and such?

4:

I have a suspicion that the military take a different view, possibly being loyal to "The Crown (in Parliament)" rather than the constitutional monarch at the time, but they certainly aren't loyal to the Prime Minister (as one of them (Blair) apparently discovered on a PR visit to the Middle East when he referred to 'my army' and was bluntly corrected).

I believe the Monarch still has to sign-off on declarations of War, etc. (though that will be the usual formality - they can refuse but only get to do it once).

Chris. (History was a long time ago - in my case about half a century.)

5:

Some of the "royal" versus "national" stuff gets disturbing at times. Back when I was Over There, we noticed — but nevernevernever discussed with the local citizenry — that there was a Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, but only the National Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Children. That is, among the Windsors there was no available royal patron to stand up for children (especially the unwashed) — just for Corgis. It's almost shocking that Marcus Rashford actually received an MBE after facing down BoJo over school lunches for children who frequently relied upon them as their only meals.

Maybe this shouldn't be all that surprising given some of the little things that have made the news about the Windsors — and their "household" — that have not been controverted with any whiff of credibility.

6:

This. And also, billionaires are effectively another form of aristocracy: unelected cunts who used mechanisms beyond democratic control to seize significant decision-making capacity on a global scale. Both hereditary monarchies and oligarchs are moral and policy failures on a massive scale and an affront to human dignity.

7:

Then you would be wrong. The work of the likes of James Watt, Richard Trevithick, Carl Benz and Rudolf Diesel and many others made the institution of slavery uneconomic. Many societies before the mid-19th relied on either slavery or bound labour to do the menial and heavy work needed. The invention of machinery powered by fossil fuels changed that, and I can't see the estate owners of the southern US able to resist the increased profits that mechanisation would bring.

BTW Did you know that the Scottish Parliament in the late 17th passed legislation that bound colliers, and their male children, to the mine owners they worked for?

8:

The invention of machinery powered by fossil fuels changed that, and I can't see the estate owners of the southern US able to resist the increased profits that mechanisation would bring.

Our dust up in the 1860s occurred just before the industrial revolution got on a fast roll. So the data on when they would do what is lacking.

They were on a slow roll to switch them from the direct labor to the direct machine operators/tenders. Or at least the ones who shoveled coal into the boilers. It has taken a long time for the machinery of the industrial revolution to not require a large number of people doing terrible hard dangerous work to keep the machines running. These machines were labor multipliers, not labor replacements.

For some reason Facebook has decided I like videos from 3rd world countries of bare foot folks operating/repairing huge industrial machines in ways that an anti-OSHA (USA thing) person would find appalling.

If one looses a leg or arm or few, there's a ready pool of replacements with all their. arms and legs.

9:

I can't help but feel that "Republican" carries a degree of nuance in Ireland too. Thankfully we're no longer where we were up towards the tail end of the last century, but it was definitely loaded with meaning in its time.

10:

From the U. S., I always figured the royals were sort of like Fox News or the NFL: entertainers who were allowed to plunder the customers. It's not about government (or journalism, or sportsmanship), it's about distraction from the mundane.

11:

I sincerely hope you are whatabouting the various monstrosities of slavery, serfdom and bound labour. They were all monstrous, even if some of the beneficiaries did some interesting things in the world.

Slavery may have been uneconomic, but you must recall that the slaveholders fought a treasonous war at great cost on blood to hold onto it and even force it onto any new states that were created.

On the topic: I agree with the abolition of the monarchy. As a Canadian I find it bizarre that we somehow still have these people on our currency and at least theoretically in charge. I don't see it happening here because it would mean cracking open the constitution, and that opens up a huge number of entirely local issues.

It would be worse if we had to pay for it, like the Brits apparently do.

13:

It's a tradeoff, and it also depends in which country you're in. I got to grow up with Princess Elizabeth, but now I get her idiot kid. Other countries elect their head of state, and you get fun folks like Mr Trump in the United States. Still others let their PM become a demigod.

By about a 5% margin I prefer a hereditary dictator with very limited powers to an elected dictator with tons of power.

It's fun to watch the folks in the US pull themselves together and defeat a bad dictator, but it's way too exciting for a boring Canadian like me. I like "peace, order and good government", and can put up with kid visiting occasionally.

14:

There's that saying, no one who wants to lead a country should be allowed to lead a country.

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billb: YELLOW CARD for going off-topic (the deplorability of monarchy) within the first 10 comments, never mind the first 200!

I am unpublishing the replies to that comment for 24 hours, to prevent it derailing the discussion completely. (I'll put them back later.)

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It is a tradeoff, indeed. Anyone still living in the UK must feel that the advantages outweigh the burden of monarchy, or else they'd emigrate to... where? Switzerland? Lithuania? the USA?

17:

Another Canadian here (hello from the colonies!). I've tended to think of the royal family as comparable to the Kardashians. Kardashians who receive big payments while the taxpayer foot the bill. Kardashians who can probably change one more law before they're stripped of their legislative abilities. Geez maybe more like Cardassians

18:

All hail Charles 3 Felis Mortuus? I suppose all the glitzenglamour of Da Coronation seems as tacky to you as a Hollywood gala does to people like me who grew up adjacent to it.

19:

we have a Royal Navy but we a British Army (loyal to Parliament, and not under royal command)....Also a question from the unknowing. Did this evolve this way due to the crown financing war ships way back in the day while ground forces were paid for by lower level dukes and such?

It may be relevant to remember that in windjammer days, the Navy was involved in foreign policy in a way that the army was not. Certainly by the time of the Raj this line became blurred for the UK (and other colonial empires, including the US). And the distinction was gone by WW2. But ships a long way from the homeland are independent actors in a different way than a home-based army is.

20:

I dunno how regressive Charles is - I know he's very pro-environment. Beyond that... it's not like I'm one of the idiots in this side of the Pond who obsess over The Monarchy!!!

However, sorry, not "hell, no" on slavery, rather "HANG EVERY SLAVE OWNER", and give their non-human property to the former slaves.

Republican: YES. You might have noticed I absolutely REFUSE to refer to the GOP over here as their official name "Repoublican" because THEY ARE NOT, in any way, shape, or form. Come the Revolution (yes, Becoming Terran will be coming out later this year or early next, and what do you think it's about?)

21:

This morning my local (Canadian) paper carries an editorial entitled "King Charles III is not my king".

22:

Oh, btw, speaking of your official state religion, there's a long, considerate article in today's Guardian about Pagans, https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/apr/27/dawn-of-the-new-pagans-everybodys-welcome-as-long-as-you-keep-your-clothes-on
Key relevant takeaway: "While less than half the UK population identified as Christian in the 2022 census, 74,000 people declared they were pagan, an increase of 17,000 since 2011. And that might well be a significant underreporting."

23:

IF we were starting from scratch, then - yes - a monarchy would be a bad idea.

BUT - we are not starting from scratch, with no history or background.
AND - getting rid of the monarchy solves zero problems.

It wouldn't even save money.

Her successor is a snobbish, reactionary seventy-six year old multi-billionaire. Who has a long record of environmental campaigning, long before it was fashionable, or "political".
I would like to see evidence of the claim/label "reactionary".

I thoroughly agree about the religion bit, but that rot runs very deep ... people whinge & rant about the "prejudices of the BBC" - usually people who are, themselves fascists ... but. BUT.
You cannot escape Xtianity inside the Beeb & its all-too-often grovelling RC xtianity.
ANY attempt to challenge this is ignored into the ground - guess how I know this?
- { See Also: whitroth @ 20 }

In the last main paragraph, you appear to be conflating the cruel arrogance of our current appalling misgovernment with the monarchy ... which is .. mistaken.
Though I agree that the bastards are trying to use the current ceremonies as a distraction.
Ignore the distraction, deal with the real problem, ok?

Meanwhile, what a wonderful opportunity for the fascist/tories to make hay, by introducing this subject as a way of actually solving NOTHING.
THOUGHT EXPERIMENT
Charles decides: "Fuck this for a lark, I'm retiring, as a (very rich) private citizen" ..... NOTE
What then - we've got rid of the monarchy, but we've still got the tories, oh shit.

NOTE
It has long been rumoured that "The Firm" would go to "Living of their own" - with C III as chief.
The Civil List is abolished, "The Firm" pays normal taxes, like any other company or body corporate, & keeps the remainder for themselves, as all the other companies do.
No-one can complain, because they are paying the correct taxes.
The screams from government would be interesting - can any of you work out why that would be so?

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Chris S
Yes - And that is, actually a reason in favour of the current arrangement.
Blair or Bozo or shudder Braverman actually in direct charge of the Armed Forces, rather than the admittedly political direction we have now.

billb
Yes. I've also mentioned this before.
The Industrial Revolution doomed slavery.
It was cheaper & easier to let the desperate poor scrabble for underpaid, unsafe jobs, after all. { /snark }

Retiring
SPOT ON
I remember, all to well, the "free & liberated" Irish Republic, as it was ( 1965 ) when I first saw it - a truly oppressive theocratic dictatorship, how nice.
It took many years for that to be smashed.

KE
You would be wrong, then.
Currently, the "royals" are paying about 85% tax or higher ...
See Living of their own as mentioned above.

24:

Kardashians who can probably change one more law before they're stripped of their legislative abilities.

Unfortunately they "change" laws by providing feedback to the prime minister and cabinet office while the legislative agenda is being haggled over, before the bill gets drafted. So they never have to visibly lift a finger to veto anything -- anything objectionable to them mysteriously never comes up in the first place!

25:

One thing I'll say about the House of Windsor: they don't engage in vulgar looting of the British state

That's what the Tories are for.

26:

I suspect that if Prince Charles had gone hard left, and been somewhat vocal about it, he would not now be King Charles.

27:

I'd certainly like to see the monarchy removed from Canada, but it isn't something I'd man the barricades over. Which is largely why it hasn't happened here - most of us can't be arsed to think of an alternative.

Also, if we remove the figurehead we'll have to reopen our constitution, and that is not a politically tractable process.

28:

No arguments here - I live in London, have never met (or wanted to meet) a Royal in my life, and really don't feel that it's much of a loss. I mostly notice them as a source of disruptions to transport etc. It's much like when I was working for a Church of England school - religion has zero relevance to anything that interests me, but every now and again a bishop or something would visit and everything would go into panic mode for a day or two before the event.

About the best I can say for them is that they do bring in tourists, which may generate a little wealth - but also causes pollution and makes parts of London way too busy at certain times of the year. I think they're probably a net loss if all factors are taken into account, and possibly a big one.

29:

The Guardian has an excellent series on how that works:

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/series/queens-consent

Notable is the fact the Crown is exempted from anti-discrimination laws. Convenient, since until at least the 1970s black and brown people were deemed unfit to do anything more exalted than cleaning the toilets.

Lizzie the Second was canny in keeping her mouth shut, and everything you think know about the royals has been filtered through the very best PR money can buy. I don't know how much Chuck the Third spent on his lifelong campaign to whitewash Camilla's atrocious reputation, but it's got to be in the several hundred million pounds.

30:

It's a tricky one.

I would rather not have the monarchy. I just don't know how to remove them and fill that power vacuum with something suitable. It would have to be something worked out carefully over a long time to avoid ugly failure modes. That process itself would involve politicians, lobbying and referendum(s).

An ugly problem to fix. One I wouldn't want to start addressing until social media, and other disinformation channels, have had their wings very firmly clipped.

31:

It might be the BRITISH Army, but the Regiments are Royal [We have the same problem here in Australia]. All of our military is under the control of the Executive under the so-called "Royal Prerogative", with Parliament having no say in it. We are currently having a low level public discussion about the role of Parliament in going to war. The answer is that it has none [which most recently led to the Iraq War debacle].

32:

we have a Royal Navy but we a British Army (loyal to Parliament, and not under royal command).

So how does this work operationally?

Since the UK's ability to unleash nuclear destruction on any country resides in its SSBN force, this is a question of some interest. Wasn't there a thread here some time ago about the Duke of Cornwall(?) standing in the nuclear chain of command?

33:

We're also having a very slow discussion about the role of the Official State Religion, its place in Parliament, and which other religions might be graced with the recognition that comes with admission to the Sacred Chambers. https://www.nsl.org.au/secular-issues/prayers-in-parliament/

In some ways it's a bit "technically a monarchy" and "I supposed it's a state religion". But at the same time Christian religions holidays are explicitly public holidays and the rest can suck it up. We're unlikely to open parliament with an explicitly Hindu ritual, just as we're not going to have acceptance of Rastafarian rituals that break the law in the same way we recognise Catholic ones. Likewise not wanting to pledge allegiance to the crown means you can't work for much of the government or be elected to even quite lowly positions. Or become a citizen.

Of course, we also have the Howard "monarchy or get fucked" referendum to look back on with great fondness. Charitably, it was an attempt to swap the labels and move on but in reality it was designed by monarchists to reinforce their subservience to the Most Holy Ruler of Us All.

34:

Writing from a non-monarchy, European-style monarchy seems awesome since it must be way less vulnerable to autocratic capture than any republic that has an office of President. Even if the President is a powerless, symbolic one, the guy will have been just voted in by a plurality or majority of the people, which gives them an awesome mandate to try and grab more power. It's hard to explain to the median voter in a democracy that the official who got elected with millions of votes should have no say in anything, vs. the party apparatchic parliamentarian with just thousands.

In Finland we experienced a somewhat-autocrat President hanging on to power for three decades, through most of the Cold War, redoing any elections whose results he didn't like. (a pretty good statesman for an autocrat, AFAICT, but still, three decades!) After he grew too old and confused to keep ruling, our traumatized political class cut down the presidential powers to near-monarch levels, but who knows if that'll really work to prevent a second coming of Kekkonen. In modern times there's Orban and Erdogan for cautionary examples.

OTOH (in my imagination at least!) it's a totally fringe idea in, say, Britain or Sweden that the Monarch should get any say in the ruling of the country. They have no popular mandate to rule and have just been born into the position, so an attempt at a power grab would be ridiculous. Their every teenage drama has been documented by the local tabloids. If you've got to have a symbolic head-of-state to host receptions, launch ships and such, can you get safer than that? I mean, you could pick a citizen at random, but that's cruel to the citizen, and you're unlikely to get table manners matching Charles's.

35:

In modern times there's Orban and Erdogan for cautionary examples.

Modi?

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Prof Pedant
There was the attractive then-young female, who had the right-wingers ( but not yet fascists ) of the tories in conniptions ....
A younger Wellesley who was both a Journalist & a Trade Union official ... oops.

Robby
You hit it right on the nail: .. * and fill that power vacuum with something suitable* - without making everything even worse, yes?

Tivichan
YES
IF monarchy is so horrible, then why are we not seeing the same urges in: Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Netherlands or even Belgium or Luxembourg?

David L
And, lest we forget: TRUMP, De Valera, the most serene REPUBLIC of Venice etc ....

37:

Trump wants to be a dictator. Modi seems to be there already.

38:

Looking on from the outside, I think that "£50M party and national holiday" may be a net money maker for the U.K. economy ... just from the U.S. tourist spending it generates. And that won't be the only source of revenue that comes from it ...

There may be many good or bad reasons for abolishing the Monarchy (not my country, so it's not for me to say), but I don't think the cost of the Monarchical Pomp & Circumstance is one of them.

From what I've read, the Monarchy generates a positive cash flow for the U.K. that is greater than the burden on U.K. taxpayers for supporting it.

39:

One possible adavantage I have seen suggested for a constitutional monarchy.

There are those who for some strange reason want to tug the forelock and bend the knee. Giving them an object for their adulation which is generally lacking in actual power may protect against them idolising someone who is claiming power. In the USA, we have seen royalist-level reverence directed toward The President, and we have also seen how that can play out.

I'm not necessarily endorsing this, just putting it out there.

JHomes

40:

The only really good argument against a UK republic must surely be the recognition that we would have had President Thatcher as she grew ever more demented and, later, President Johnson using the Presidential budget to tour the world giving paid for talks.

41:

A British friend of our family once said that a Royal Hanging would be just as popular as a Royal Wedding...

42:

Not necessarily, but OTOH for every Tarja Halonen there's a Paul von Hindenburg and right now we seem to be heading in the latter direction.

The authoritarian problem with hereditary monarchs can be seen in the UK so it's not just an "over there" issue. Just because the royal guards aren't out shooting people in the street doesn't mean it's all sweetness and light.

It seems to me to be a really hard line to draw, between the government having the freedom to actually govern and not having the ability to trample roughshod over their subject's rights. Australia being perhaps a useful example of having all the laws necessary for outright fascism in place while remaining apparently democratic. And as we see all round the world climate protests especially, but protest in general, is widely agreed to require stronger laws banning the practice (of subjects objecting to their government?)

43:

Satirical site has it covered: we have an election and everyone gets to vote for the new king: https://theshovel.com.au/2022/09/12/ballot-for-electing-australian-head-of-state-revealed/

44:

The Shovel is a fun site.

I admit I was hoping that JuiceMedia would come out with an honest monarchy ad, rather like this one for the British government:

https://youtu.be/qyt3Op2dTc0

(NSFW language warning, for all their honest ads. Which I highly recommend.)

45:

If we're talking about changing our political system, I'd put replacing FPTP well ahead of replacing a figure-head-of-state.

For all the Tories moan about expensive and irresponsible governor generals bleeding the poor taxpayer, the monarchy costs us a lot less than the average neocon giveaway to corporations. Hell, I think Doug Ford has cost Ontario more than the entire royal family has cost the country.

Canada spends more money subsidizing professional sports than we do the monarchy (which is about $1.55 per capita, annually).

46:

Some regiments are Royal. And then there's the Household Division, the Guards.

The Army not being Royal goes back to the New Model.

The oath is the same for all the Services though, the {named} Sovereign and their lawful successors. Make a legal change in constitution (one of which we do have, although it could perhaps do with a bit of writing down in larger chunks) and the Services will be right behind it, no less than the general population.

47:

Seeing an image here, I ask OGH how he feels about the occasional posting of such and, if it's OK to do that, how to do that. Emphasis on "occasional".

Every few months I have a graph that I think worth posting.

48:

I vaguely recall some executive guidance on the occasionally thing, and given the current level of moderation I'm fairly confident that someone will notice and remove the image link if they're offended. It was taking me more words to summarise the bloody thing than to just include it... a bit like "should we get rid of the monarchy" :)

49:

para 2: Cromwell. (The warty one.)

51:

I find myself a bit torn between monarchs and presidents; both have been terrible, both have been ok. The hereditary bit is a big problem though, not least because it is a form of slavery. Gilded, certainly, but wrong nonetheless. “Supreme executive power belongs to the people “ sounds great until one remembers just how deplorable “the people” can be - and that applies whether one is referring to the entire population or a small cabal like the Tory party membership.

52:

The hereditary bit is a big problem though, not least because it is a form of slavery. Gilded, certainly, but wrong nonetheless.

I figure it's involuntary the same way the chain around Fenris' neck was involuntary, and it serves much the same purpose, considering the Windsors are well-connected billionaires.

My other cheerful thoughts are that everything ends, and everything can be hacked. In this regard, I'm not sure the US Presidency and the UK monarchy are all that different.

53:

Troutwaxer @ 40
Actually, the first Duke of Wellington said something very similar!

Moz
the government having the freedom to actually govern - like THIS, do you mean? - which shows that the monarchy is NOT a problem, or not compared to shits like Braverman & Raab & BoZo & .....

Rbt Prior
YES - a real problem, rather than an imagined one ...
Meanwhile, no-one has answered my enquiry about all the OTHER, all N-European monarchies round here, Norway-to-the Netherlands.

54:

If you do replace the monarchy (or more likely Scotland gets loose and adopts republican government), try not to replace it with a pointless ceremonial head of state. You can just have a constitutional government with a prime minister from the parliament, who also serves as head of state while they have the office. They do all the state stuff anyways, and nobody pretends that that the ceremonial head of state actually does anything except ceremonies.

You would have gotten rid of the figurehead king in this scenario. No need to replace them with fake elected figurehead king afterwards.

55:

"If you do replace the monarchy (...), try not to replace it with a pointless ceremonial head of state."

There is a point to a separate head of state, as long as they do understand that they are supposed to be, and to be seen to be, non-partisan. The Prime Minister is necessarily partisan (How do you think they got the job?), and so is seen by a substantial part of the population as not representing them.

Yes, being non-partisan is an ideal that will often be fallen short of. But at least the ideal is there, which is not the case with the Prime Misery.

JHomes

56:

You can also have a ceremonial head of state that isn't alive. There is the Eternal President of the Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea, Kim Il Sung. Makes it a bit awkward to bring them out to shake hands with visiting dignitaries. North Korea being closer to a hereditary monarchy than anything else, but with this weird glitch.

57:

The idea of not having a monarch at all has come up many times before, of course, but I'm not sure I've seen anyone address the legislative work involved.

Everyone here is familiar with dependency chains. To first approximation the monarchy is a potential problem with all legal documents in the UK. The person who wears the crown doesn't matter but the are centuries of accumulated rules that assume that there's a British monarch somewhere.

We're all computer people enough here that we're familiar with normally well behaved software that invisibly calls a thing that calls another thing that calls yet another thing - and suddenly throws undefined behavior when something many stages deep is corrupted or missing.

I certainly don't want to be on the team that looks at every piece of paper the British government has and tries to figure out if it calls out to something important.

58:

that's easy. Just legislate that all dependencies that formerly ended at the crown now end at X.

let X := Nyarlahotep.

59:

Writing from a non-monarchy, European-style monarchy seems awesome since it must be way less vulnerable to autocratic capture than any republic that has an office of President.

Unfortunately this just ain't true.

Your classic example is Thailand, where saying anything even vaguely doubtful about the king can land you ten years in prison -- and does: the government (not the king) uses spurious accusations to suppress opposition.

You can easily end up with an autocratic government run by an autocratic prime minister who keep the monarch in a cotton-wool-lined steel box and roll them out for ceremonial occasions to give them the spurious appearance of legitimacy. (Classic example: the UK under Thatcher.)

60:

I'd be more enthusiastic in my endorsement of this position if I thought the sort of person who gets to be in charge of the elected bits of our government would be an improvement.

61:

My main problem with images is link rot (which is inevitable). My second problem with images is the risk of someone spamming the blog with goatse.cx or similar -- specifically content that's illegal in the UK. (Not inevitable, but increasingly likely if griefers decide to annoy me.)

(If that happens I'll just have to disable the image tag completely in comments, leaving it for actual blog entries.)

62:

I figure it's involuntary the same way the chain around Fenris' neck was involuntary, and it serves much the same purpose, considering the Windsors are well-connected billionaires.

I am watching (very occasionally) Harry and Megan Windsor's post-royal careers. If they're successful over a 10 year period then maybe there's hope for the other victims of the cult of royalty.

Thing is, members of the royal family are trained from birth for a career that is essentially a constitutional decoration, lacking the ability to function in civil society as ordinary citizens. And the Palace (an institutional bureaucracy that exists primarily for training, containing and controlling rogue royals) is both a toxic workplace (exempt from anti-discrimination legislation!) and punishes defectors. Thereby making it very difficult for someone to resign from the Firm.

In some respects it's a bit like a cult in the way it brainwashes the inmates makes it hard for them to leave.

63:

Writing from Ireland, I take the contrarian view that the Head of State (elected President, in our case) is not a decoration, or a day-to-day political role, but a constitutional tie-breaker.

So like some other European countries our President is mostly a figurehead role: the official task is meeting new Ambassadors,etc and day-to-day role of ceremonially thanking Scouts, community groups for their service and cutting ribbons. But this is to me to burnish their reputation as nice, uncontroversial,moral spokesperson for the country.

Their real constitutional role is when politics gets divided. Their main power is to decide whether or not to call an election when a government falls (before its 5 year term). They have a secondary power to send any proposed bill to the Supreme court for adjudication but for technical reasons its rarely used.

The constitution in Ireland severely limits the day-to-day power of the President (they can't leave the country or make a speech without the Prime Ministers consent, etc). But its they who get to decide if we fight or surrender in a war (the Army literally stands behind the President in any ceremony, not the PM). All the resty of the fluff is to reinforce their stature.

I think a review of how the Irish presidency has worked and evolved over time would be very valuable for would-be ex-monarchies: it was a step-in replacement for the British royal family, and our structures learnt a lot from others.

64:

You can easily end up with an autocratic government run by an autocratic prime minister who keep the monarch in a cotton-wool-lined steel box and roll them out for ceremonial occasions to give them the spurious appearance of legitimacy.

Such a setup can continue for generations, as Japan demonstrated.

I can't really imagine BoJo as shogun, but Thatcher could have done it...

65:

Because the only options available are approve of everything or emigrate.

66:

I can't really imagine BoJo as shogun, but Thatcher could have done it...

BoJo didn't need to do it: by the time he became PM, Lizzie Saxe-Coburg Gotha was 94.

Even a spry, active 94-year-old great-grandmother with no cognitive impairment is unlikely to be up for a bruising political battle with an idiot and bully half her age.

67:

To paraphrase: "if you don't love America, go live in Russia".

It's a morally bankrupt opinion. Most people can't afford to emigrate, especially now that the Klept have raised barriers to migration globally. Brits no longer have freedom of movement (which means residency) within Europe -- we're locked down here unless we have six or seven digits of cash slopping around with which to buy an "investor's visa" somewhere.

You know how most Americans are one pay check away from serious financial hardship? Well it's the same in the UK. If you can't afford to leave your job, or even pay for a passport (around £100 these days!) or a budget airline ticket to a neighbouring country, how the hell do you expect to leave?

68:

I certainly don't want to be on the team that looks at every piece of paper the British government has and tries to figure out if it calls out to something important.

Didn't the Brexit hard liners recently have to admit that just tossing out all EU related regulations was going to take more than a few months. Belatedly but they seem to have figured this out.

69:

Yeah I know all that. I was responding to the "if you like it so much why don't you go live there" type comment above.

Luckily for me I /do/ still have freedom of movement to EU, via citizenship of a country I have only visited twice where I don't speak the language. Even technically being allowed to do it doesn't make it easy.

70:

amckinstry
Yes, NOW ... but you had how many years of the evil, corrupt, theocrat, "Dev" in post?
Um.

Charlie @ 67
Now THERE is a really serious & important issue, which means all this "UK-republicanism" is irrelevant 7 useless, because we'd still have the same problem: Brexshit & all it's ghastly fall-outs.
Let's try to deal with that first, eh?

71:

No need to stick to one problem at a time. Multitasking is possible.

On the coronation itself, I'll take the bank holiday but I shall be escaping the orgy* of forelock tugging the nation appears intent on indulging in.

*I have invitations to 2 different street parties, but unfortunately I shall be otherwise engaged. Mountains don't climb themselves.

72:

Are there magazines (now likely web sites) in the UK that are popular and do nothing but follow the foibles of the royals?

I'm thinking of those supermarket checkout stand magazines in the US. People, US, whatever... I use them to track my falling lack of knowledge of celebrity status. While waiting I look at the photos on the covers and see how many I know the name of vs. those I don't.

73:

I have invitations to 2 different street parties, but unfortunately I shall be otherwise engaged

Who would have thunk it?

Sounds a bit like Superb Owl parties in the US. Likely 1/2 of the people who attend such never look at the TV screen. Well except to watch the ads.

74:

54 - I am not advocating this, but "King of Scotland" did used to be an elected office, about 1_000 years ago.

72 - Yes, as confirmed when I went to get our weekend messages yesterday. There were a loathsome number of "Chuck III Horrornation Specials" on the magazine racks.

75:

Greg, de Valera died in 1975.

To put that in perspective, in less than two years it'll be the 50 anniversary of his death.

Most folks now alive hadn't been born when he died. You may remember him, but I was 11 and living in another country when he cacked it.

So it's probably about time to consign him to the history books and stop attributing the politics of Ireland today to his influence, just as Hitler's direct control over modern Germany is, shall we say, less than minimal.

76:

Are there magazines (now likely web sites) in the UK that are popular and do nothing but follow the foibles of the royals?

Yup. Can't get past a supermarket checkout without running the gautlet of those things.

77:

or else they'd emigrate

Actually quite difficult to do. It's expensive, with lots of hoops to jump through. Even harder if you have a family. Harder still if you (or anyone in your family) is disabled.

"If you don't like it, leave" is pointless unless the person being lectured actually can leave.

78:

I've seen this argument many times before, but they never address the point that it just doesn't happen! Your example of Finland shows a President that had a lot of power abusing it, but the crucial point is that a ceremonial, monarch-like President just does not take over power in a mature democracy. It's very easy to explain to the voter why they shouldn't: they got elected for a ceremonial position, and that's exactly what they should do. Instead the voters should feel betrayed if a President started pretending that their millions of votes for a ceremonial position meant that they have a mandate to take over the country.

Examples? Pretty much all democratic republics in Europe: Ireland, Iceland, Finland (since the President's powers were reduced), Portugal, Italy, Greece, Germany, Austria. The ones that are currently having democracy problems, Poland and Hungary, are emphatically not due to the President becoming power hungry, but due to the prime minister misbehaving. In France the President does have a lot of power, but it's not because they grabbed power, but because that's what the President was always meant to be. It's in any case still a long way from an autocracy.

79:

Re the Crown and the British Army, it's been under control of Parliament since 1689 and the Bill of Rights and the Mutiny Act, which can be paraphrased as "you can form an army, but we won't pay for it, and we can also declare it illegal and hang 'em". Applied to army of England, but Scotland also fell in as soon as the Act of Union was done in 1707. Parliament was so nervous about a standing army that the troops required for continental wars and colonies were garrisoned in Ireland rather than mainland Britain well into the 1700s, and cost outsourced to the Irish Parliament. First purpose-built British Army barracks is actually Collins' Barracks in Dublin. The soldiers were not there to occupy Ireland, it was the British standing army. Mind you, no harm having it where so many potential supporters of the Old Pretender were too.

Of course Jacobite rebellions of 1715 and the '45 put paid to any lingering anxieties about having the army on British soil. The relationship of armies and royalty is a complex one in the UK, but the separation concept is strong. Crown influence on British strategy or operations in the Second World War was minimal, for example.

Now would seem a good time to boost the profile of the Glorious Revolution though, to be frank.

80:

there's a whole ecology of Royal "journalism" within mainstream media. Everything from the BBC down has Royal correspondents, wheeled out when the occasion demands to fill us in.

Ok, maybe not the Morning Star.

No organs specifically devoted to the monarchy I can bring to mind, which is a bit odd when you consider that there is no aspect of British society, no matter how niche, without at least one publication. Have I Got News For You digs out a different one each week for the "fill in the incomplete headline" bit.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/metro.co.uk/2015/04/17/11-of-the-most-memorable-publications-ever-to-feature-on-have-i-got-news-for-yous-missing-words-round-5149667/amp/

81:

It didn't hurt Douglas Haig's campaign to replace Sir John French as commander of the BEF in the Great War that he was married to a lady in waiting to Queen Mary. Royal patronage has declined significantly since then

82:

I wouldn't read too much into the names. Historically, once the political nation had decided to give up on a military dictatorship, and the Commonwealth navy had hastily swapped Civil War victory names for Royal Charles and so on before retrieving Chuck II , the next order of business was to demobilise the New Model Army, leaving the Kings personal regiment of guards (now the Grenadier Guards) and the personal following of his chief supporter Gen Monck (now the Coldstream Guards) Obviously the army later grew back ...

The Restoration navy was in a state of transition, with Pepys driving it towards a permanent bureaucracy capable of supporting long term career development, but only because Chuck and then Jim took a personal expert interest in the institution. (see NAM Rodger's three volume history of British sea power)

83:

And on reflection Mountbatten was no doubt having quiet chats with Bertie in Buck Palace, but his later role was as much about keeping the Americans (who loved him) on side as defining any operational plans or strategy. Being royal doesn't mean incompetent, though his handling of Indian independence very much exposed his political and administrative shortcomings.

Being a royal is also still presumably the highest scoring card in the great British social class Top Trumps deck. If post-war meritocratic levelling turns out to have been a blip (and the current profile of the governing class in England at least is an argument for that being the case) then it's not unreasonable to fear an increase in their 'soft power' again.

84:

The connection to slavery is very apt, insofar as the behavior of monarchs and their aristocratic hangers-on go. In places like the American south and Brazil, slave owners - especially plantation owners - were perfectly happy to sabotage their own economic success as long as doing so let them maintain their own relative status. The southerners, for example, famously opposed the creation of canals and roads that in theory would have enriched them, because it would threaten their power relative to poorer whites. The plantation owners were rich enough to get the luxuries they needed and keep the lower rungs of free society happy, and that's all that mattered to them. Economic efficiency was irrelevant.

I bring this up because that's the same pattern of behavior you see with monarchies. The pro-monarchy types often claim that it's good to have them because they're able to be more focused on the long-term best interest of the country rather than the next election. The problem is that this conflates "the best interest of the people in the country" with "good enough for the monarch." Charles doesn't care that Brexit and Tory economic policies are making people poor and miserable, because Charles and his friends in the Eton crowd are all insulated from that. If anything, everyone else being more dependent on the largesse of their betters actually increases his personal status. It's no different than the Kims or the House of Saud except in scale. Kim Jong-Un has enough money to get his personal luxuries and run a nuclear weapons program, and so what happens to the rest of the country is largely irrelevant as long as the army gets enough scraps to keep the peasants in line. MBS merrily takes family members hostage and imposes harsh religious laws on everyone who's insufficiently rich (or who are rich but annoy him) because he's the crown prince and all that matters is his own personal desires. The House of Windsor has the same attitude, just lower-key in public because the bargain they've struck with Parliament to not do anything too visibly political is their equivalent of paying off the army.

85:

Yes. And there's a Royal Air Force, a Royal Navy, a Royal Marines and a Royal Artillery.

Plus the Guards and the Household Cavalry, and a bunch of Royal regiments.

Yes, it's largely in name only, with all forces under control of Parliament, but at the end of the day that's kind of the point. Constitutionally all the armed services serve For King and Country, and in that order.

86:

I am watching (very occasionally) Harry and Megan Windsor's post-royal careers. If they're successful over a 10 year period then maybe there's hope for the other victims of the cult of royalty.

The part I always have to remember is something that is true for celebrities, the super-rich, and authoritarian politicians: they're parts of systems. They can no more do it all for themselves than an ant can. They're autonomy, to the degree it happens, comes from systems' management, not from directly acting themselves.

Megan and Harry are both celebrities, so as long as they manage adequate cash flow, they can work as celebs. Or in the real estate game, or whatever. They're as set as any of us are during this climate crisis.

The tricky bit about the Windsors is that they're wealthy, celebrities, and trained for to work within The Firm. To me, that makes them potentially dangerous, not helpless. If one of William's descendants has the makings for an authoritarian leader, watch out.

87:

Richard I was the first King of England to claim the throne by right of primogeniture, up until then it was still technically an elective monarchy. One of the excuses William I used for invading was that Edward had promised William would be his successor and Harold had promised to support William's candidacy, but strictly speaking Edward could only recommend a successor and Harold abided by the result of the election. Wiliam II and Henry I both used the "ignore the large men standing around and vote as you choose" ploy, Stephen got the job because the electors went "Ewww, gurlz" when faced with the Empress, Henry II was Stephens nominated successor and then things fell apart when Henry 2.5 died leaving his brothers Richard, Arthur and John to bicker among themselves and argue with their father. See "The Lion in Winter" for the dramatised version.

88:

Even a spry, active 94-year-old great-grandmother with no cognitive impairment is unlikely to be up for a bruising political battle with an idiot and bully half her age.

I have an uncharitable image of BoJo stuck in mid-air and Britain's favorite G-grandma asking, "How long can you leave him up there?"

"As long as you like, Ma'am" is a tempting answer. I suppose someone would get suspicious after a few days.

But as a practical matter you're right.

89:

Didn't the Brexit hard liners recently have to admit that just tossing out all EU related regulations was going to take more than a few months. Belatedly but they seem to have figured this out.

As I recall, they spent the years leading up to Brexit frantically not seeing that, as any halfway honest assessment of the project would expose that leaving the EU without causing multiple overlapping disasters was a project for decades not months.

90:

Perhaps we should elect three women, who sit in a pleasant cabin overlooking a pond, looking at people walking around the pond. When at least two of the three of them agree that one person looks like a likely candidate, one takes a dip in the pond, swims near their candidate, and holds up a sword....

91:

I'm not sure Chuck's economic opinion matters, given what I've read here over the last few years. I mean, there were long discussions over whether Liz could Do Something when BoJo started to pull the trigger on Brexit.

92:

Economic efficiency was irrelevant.

Ummm. There are a few complexities worth contemplating.

One is that, until at least the 1850s, the Old South was the economic powerhouse of the US, and they made their money in the 19th century exporting cotton to the UK. The power centers of today, like the New York financial system, grew up in part around slavery, not independent of it. You're right that the slavers lost because they didn't get the full power of industrialization and mass free immigration. The part worth contemplating is that it took five years of Civil War for that to be demonstrated, and for the first half of the war, it wasn't obvious to anyone that the north would prevail. I've been playing around with an alt-world where two sides were slightly more equal for Reasons, and it's not pretty.

RE: the UK monarchy, for what it's worth, I suspect Chas3 does actually care about the effects of Brexit. Problem is, he's basically the UK's biggest landowner, not running the country. As such he has little more than his wealth, celebrity status, and waning ritual power to push for better governance. The Windsors lobbying for legislation in private is what I'd expect the biggest landowner in any country to do.

This isn't what the house of Saud or the Kim dynasty are doing. Saudi power is propped up by how oil under-pins modern life. Their politics are akin to those around the spice trade in the Dune universe (probably they served as the model for this). MBS is an authoritarian monster by my standards, but he's also following in his father's footsteps of trying to create these huge projects to get his country's economy on a different basis, of which NEOM is the latest one. I personally think these projects are huge gambles with a foundation of batshit, but what do I know? I think petrochemical civilization is much the same. And AFAIK, all the previous projects have failed.

Anyway, I agree with you that MBS is a monster who lives in a different reality than we do, but I think he's reality-based enough to realize that the oil's running out, and that the House of Saud didn't do a very good job prepping Saudi Arabia for the aftermath. His solutions to the problem are horrendous IMHO, but that doesn't make him insular.

The Kim Dynasty are basically a bunch of bandits who ended up running their country as an extortion racket. The thing to realize is that I married into a Korean family, and I've undoubtedly got distant in-law cousins in North Korea. The schism between North and South was imposed by the US in 1945 (a couple of well-connected staff colonels literally drew a line on a map, without knowing anything about Korea, IIRC. They didn't even follow provincial lines). Pyongyang and Seoul are about as far apart as Los Angeles and San Diego. The point is that South Koreans especially see themselves as part of one split country. Many northerners have been brain-washed to despise the south, but they acknowledge the relationship too. A lot of people have family on both sides of the DMZ.

The problem with North Korea is that it has been badly mismanaged, and it's pretty marginal for agriculture anyway. Their army gets dismissed every spring and fall to help plant and harvest crops, and they get into famines pretty regularly despite this, and soldiers do starve to death on occasion. This is even without the gulags they run. So there's 26 million desperate people in there.

Then there's the Kim syndicate, who are into nuclear blackmail, cybercrime, drug running, supplying weapons, et merde. Put them in Mexico and they'd be labeled a cartel. Why put up with them? It's not really the nukes, it's the 26 million desperate people. China and South Korea know that, when something takes down the Kim syndicate, there will be 26 million starving people north of the DMZ and east of the Yalu River, trying to escape or at least survive. So when the crops fail in North Korea and Kim predictably starts threatening nuclear armageddon, the politicians do the math--it's not hard--and send food aid. Yes, it's extortion, but it's considerably cheaper than dealing with a desperation invasion or having a city nuked.

And the Kims enrich themselves off this. Sick doesn't begin to describe it.

But I don't think the Windsors, the Saudis, or the Kims are playing the same games, and that's the important point.

93:

You might want to look at the Roman Republic before you get too attached to saying that's a good form of government.

The problem is, every form of government that people have tried has had really vile problems. And the reason is simple: Those with power make decisions to favor themselves and other like them. This applies to monarchies, to democracies, to republics, to theocracies, to bureaucracies, to corporations, etc.

I accept without qualm the criticisms that Charlie is laying onto the monarchy, but am quite unsure that you wouldn't end up with something worse if you tried to change it. (Consider the exceptional skill of the democratically elected Parliament in the BrExit negotiations.)
OTOH, I'm located on the US west coast, so I'm depending on Charlie for my interpretation of those negotiating skills.

94:

What I'd like to see tried is a) you have to run a government-approved Civiliation, or some such, before you can run for office. Then have specially-trained AIs that test out all new bills, and they have to demonstrate that they'll do what is asserted they do, before they can progress out of committee.

95:

And no one would be attempting a Kobayashi Maru.

96:

Charlie
Re. "Dev" - correct, but, just the same, I will never, ever forget the challenge I was met with on arriving at Amiens St station for the first time: "Do you have any contraceptives on your person?" { 1965 }
It has, very fortunately, since changed for the better, though at the price of a female human sacrifice.

Mataeus Araujo
* the crucial point is that a ceremonial, monarch-like President just does not take over power in a mature democracy.* - like Hungary, you mean?
I don't think Turkey counts, though they were close, until Erdogan screwed it ...
IIRC, he's "Not well" all of a sudding & there does not appear to be a nominated successor?

petrajet @ 82
Let's not forget the actual oldest regiment in the British Army, shall we?
The Honourable Artillery Comapny - a now several-years-deceased old friend is scattered across their grounds.

SS
And the bastards are still defying gravity & reality - see the obnoxious Frostie, recently ...

Charles H
Yes ....
The "last years of the actual SPQR" - destruction-of-Carthage/Marius/Sulla/Caesar/Triumvirate etc ... were NOT pretty, were they?

97:

Of course they would. But just having to take the test would put off a lot of these idiots, who would consider that too much actual work.

98:

Monarchy - Charles III

Monarchy as a system is the backbone of a family trade economy. The first generation to grab onto power transfer it to the next generation that they've specifically trained to do the same 'in their name'. It's a form of living for forever esp. for egotists.

No idea what C3 is like as a person apart from what the mass media have reported which is that he's pro-environmentalism. Mostly I think of him as a walking/talking bit of UK history - that's a lot of soft power. Although officially apolitical, what he says and does - including when some PM tells him what he's allowed to say and do - publicly can make people take a closer look at their elected government. (COP27 comes to mind - Truss explicitly told him he wasn't to go. He was supposed to deliver an opening speech - very high profile for him, the conference and the UK. What he did do was hold a pre-COP27 event party - something that Truss was powerless to stop.)

The form of government is a preset bunch of rules to prevent its being too easily undermined. Whoever is in charge of the rules determines whether that form of government works as advertised - see SCOTUS. (No idea whether the UK Supreme Court wades into such things.) No form of government works if the rules make it easier for only some people but not others to get in. Gov't also doesn't work if the players/decision makers aren't held accountable, i.e., BrExit's impact on the UK economy and the ordinary person.

I'd like a cost comparison between running Charles' estate* vs. the House of Lords. A lot of the focus lately has been on the UK's rotating door PMs but the HoL has a lot of power too - don't they? Haven't checked recently but do recall that their numbers have been outpacing MPs - you know: the people who actually get elected by real people and have some connection to real people. So, if you're getting rid of the monarchy, are you also getting rid of the House of Lords? And puhleeze don't tell me that they're there because they've demonstrated great personal ability/knowledge. Yeah, sure - I've seen almost all of Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber's musicals but in no way does that mean he's competent to exercise legislative powers. Not by a long shot! (Net take-away: Webber has more legislative power than C3.)

https://www.theguardian.com/culture/shortcuts/2015/oct/27/andrew-lloyd-webber-vote-in-favour-tax-credit-cuts

*I love museums and what I personally really liked about E2 and feel that C3 is likely to continue is being a very good steward of UK historical artifacts and lands.

99:

"I didn't vote for him."

You don't vote for kings!

(Well someone had to do it, and I'm only surprised that someone hasn't already, although whitroth has grazed it. I dare you to attend the coronation and shout out the feed line to see if the main actor is alive enough to give the response.)

I see little point in repeating my thoughts on the subject, since I have posted them at length the last time you did a thread on this subject; my views haven't changed, and I see yours haven't either, but...

"I want to live in a nation governed with the consent of the people, rather than by the divine right of kings."

Well the second bit's no problem. We don't have that any more. We were the ones who showed the world what to do about it: if the king starts thinking he has it, chop his head off.

The first bit, I don't think there are any of those. It certainly isn't determined either by whether or not you have democracy, or whether or not you have a monarch (note: the two are not mutually exclusive; they refer to two different things). Neither the UK nor the US has even made a vaguely credible pretence of it for more than a century/few decades, and neither the UK nor the US has got it now: instead both use the same method of deliberately sticking to a voting system which does not produce an output meaningfully related to consent, because the output it does produce makes sure that the two main parties can be confident one or other of them will always get in.

"a £50M party and national holiday"

50 meg is fuck all to blow on pointless crap these days. They probably spend more than that when they decide that some government function with offices in every town has to have a new set of initials or a new font to write them in and have to go round changing all the signs in every town and all the stationery. The only difference is they don't advertise that so people don't notice.

Not that I'm having any problem not noticing this. In fact the only thing that has called it to my attention is you posting this article. (Someone's passing mention of the "forthcoming coronation" in a rail context a couple of weeks ago doesn't count, because I thought they were talking about an impending railtour hauled by a Stanier Pacific and lost interest the instant I realised there wasn't one after all.) As for the crap by the supermarket checkouts, I find the interludes when they're all blaring identical crap about the monarchy or football or whatever far less offensive or intrusive than the ordinary times when they're all doing their own take on being the Englischer Volkishcer Beobachter für Dummkopfen.

100:

Supreme executive authority derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!

101:

Charles environmentalism is not very rational, is much hyped and is very selective, for starters he is very pro-organic farming and all that implies including being anti all GMOs regardless of who created them or why, stuff the fact that they are luxury goods, stuff the fact they can't feed the world particulary in a changing climate etc.. He happily dispays ivory possessions with no indiction of the problems. I could go on, but you should get the point.

He has actively altered proposed legislation so that it does not apply on Crown Estates, and that includes Health and Safety and minimum wage legislation, stuff his employees, so yeah I'd call him reactionary. His family have done plenty of looting, see articles about all the coronation gifts to the Crown that have ended up in personal collections, the odd diamond tiara, matching necklace, bracelets and earings to mention one of many. But way before that the Royals only acquired places like Sandringham and Balmoral because of who they were and where they got their money, no monarchy and they'd have had problems funding those purchases.

The fact that MPs have to swear alleigance to the monarch to take their seats is one of the reasons the properly elected Sinn Fein MPs have never sat in Westminster, thus eliminating any representation at a Parliamentary level of a considerable portion for the Northern Irish population. And yes of course the HoL needs reform, although their total numbers aren't particularly important as many never bother to do any work, and others only bother to "sign in" for the day to get their attendance allowance. Final and, of course we need to abandon FPTP voting, but they are all side issues in this discussion.

102:

slybrarian @ 84:

The connection to slavery is very apt, insofar as the behavior of monarchs and their aristocratic hangers-on go. In places like the American south and Brazil, slave owners - especially plantation owners - were perfectly happy to sabotage their own economic success as long as doing so let them maintain their own relative status. The southerners, for example, famously opposed the creation of canals and roads that in theory would have enriched them, because it would threaten their power relative to poorer whites. The plantation owners were rich enough to get the luxuries they needed and keep the lower rungs of free society happy, and that's all that mattered to them. Economic efficiency was irrelevant.

More apt than that ...

You have to look at WHO the English sent to colonize (exploit) the southern part of the New World (that which would become the southern U.S.).

Attitudes of the later societies were shaped by their origins. They acted like "aristocratic hangers-on" because that's where they came from. They were the descendants of aristocrats & their "hangers-on".

The tidewater society around the Jamestown colony was formed for the benefit of Gentlemen Adventurers and their London investors. They didn't come as yeoman farmers, they came as Conquistadors. They did eventually import (impress?) members of the lower classes to do the work "Gentlemen" would not stoop to do (and the natives could not be forced to do).

The "deep south" was founded by the (second) sons & grandsons of the Colony of Barbados. They established a carbon copy of the existing colonial Barbadian slave state. And here too members of the lower classes were imported to do work that was beneath the "gentlemen".

THEY acted like aristocrats because they WERE aristocrats; descended from aristocrats .

103:

mandate from the masses

The commonwealth has rather a lot of masses, and they are overwhelmingly, ah, foreign. In the not-very-white sort of way you see a lot of in places like Nigeria or even Pakistan (just going off degrees of not-whitefulness in the very traditional British Empire sort of way).

The UK is only ~5th most populous country in the Commonwealth. It's entirely possible we'd end up with King Modi running things from a new palace in Uttar Pradesh. They have a tradition of palaces there...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_member_states_of_the_Commonwealth_of_Nations_by_population

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uttar_Pradesh

104:

Anyway, I agree with you that MBS is a monster who lives in a different reality than we do, but I think he's reality-based enough to realize that the oil's running out, and that the House of Saud didn't do a very good job prepping Saudi Arabia for the aftermath. His solutions to the problem are horrendous IMHO, but that doesn't make him insular.

So you are saying MBS is a monster, but at least he does not stick his head in the sand?

I'll see myself out.

105:

Jazzlet
stuff the fact they can't feed the world particulary in a changing climate etc.. - would STRONGLY dispute that assertion!

also:
The fact that MPs have to swear alleigance to the monarch to take their seats is one of the reasons the properly elected Sinn Fein MPs have never sat in Westminster - BOLLOCKS.
They knew the rules before they stood, now they want to ignore them ... eff off.

CORRECTION
FIRSTLY - and, of course we need to abandon FPTP voting - { deleted }

106:

So you are saying MBS is a monster, but at least he does not stick his head in the sand?

It looks like he hires engineers to do that for him.

107:

The original fascism also is an example of this: Mussolini in Italy ascended to power with the approval (or at least acquiescence) of the king of Italy, even later offering him the title of emperor.

108:

No, Mao Tso Tung was right. Supreme executive authority comes from controlling enough firepower to suppress any opposition.

Pigeon is right about the money involved. And it's not just the money for a meaningless state ceremony - casting envious eyes at the wealth of the monarchy shows a ridiculous degree of lack of thought. Most of the income involved is actually passed to the government, anyway. They bring in a lot of revenue. And they conserve a large proportion of our national heritage.

In just a few years, our democratically elected governments blew nearly 100 billion on Brexit, enabling the COVID scams, and Trussonomics. And the first thing they would do if they got absolute power over the Crown assets would be to sell them off probably to their cronies at a discount, in return to for a backhander. You regard that as an improvement?

109:

I've got very mixed feelings about this.

The lack of democratic legitimacy for the monarch strikes me as a feature rather than a bug. Various people have mentioned "President Thatcher" and "President Blair", and even worse, "President Johnson" and "President Truss". Under this is a more fundamental issue: if the head of state is elected then there will be a lot of people who actively voted against them because they think this is the wrong person for the job. This will be at least a substantial minority of the population, and possibly even a majority depending on the electoral system. The Head of State is meant to be a unifying symbol commanding the respect and (depending on the system) the obedience of the population. Elections cannot deliver this.

Perhaps someone who lives in the USA can say more. How does it feel to sing "Hail to the Chief! We salute him, one and all" to Donald Trump?

As for the cost of the coronation, £60M once a generation is actually quite cheap. The Americans spend ~$100M per inauguration, and they hold one of those every five years. At least when we pick a new chief executive the only cost is a new lectern.

On the other hand it seems to me that condemning someone to live their life in a gilded cage just because of who their parents were is a violation of their human rights. So I'm on the side of Harry and Megan in their escape attempt. I'm also very aware that, but for an accident of birth, right now we'd be contemplating the coronation of King Andrew the Mayonnaise, which I confidently predict would *not have much public support. The case of King Edward the Nazi is also instructive, although both Elizabeth and Charles seem to have taken that lesson to heart.

(Note: I made the point about the gilded cage last time this topic came up, and it got some discussion then. I'm referring to the fact that while the Royal Family have some big houses and estates, they are virtual prisoners inside them. They can't just take a jog in the park or spend a day on the beach. Any expedition outside the perimeter is a significant event, and even then they have to carry the perimeter with them).

*Rich, thick and oily.

110:

SFReader @ 98: Whoever is in charge of the rules determines whether that form of government works as advertised - see SCOTUS.

That raises an interesting parallel with the UK monarchy. (If this is going off topic please knock it back).

Both the Monarch and SCOTUS are supposed to be above politics. The Monarch has no formal power (but quite a bit of soft power), while SCOTUS has carefully circumscribed responsibilities for the interpretation of the constitution.

In both cases the reason is the same: their legitimacy depends on staying out of politics. Once you get involved in actual day-to-day political decisions you will inevitably turn out to be wrong some of the time, and the loss of legitimacy from those errors will accumulate to the point where you are no longer considered a legitimate source of authority.

This was Edward the Nazi's first mistake (his second was being a nazi). He thought he could get involved in politics whilst keeping his hands clean because he would only do it when the Right Thing was blindingly obvious. Unfortunately for him, in the long run Herr Hitler turned out to be in the wrong. Fortunately for both monarchy and nation he wasn't king by then, but that was pure dumb luck driven by a completely orthogonal issue.

In the USA SCOTUS is making the same mistakes. They (or at least six of them) have decided that a Christofascist take-over of the USA is obviously the Right Thing, and they have waded into day-to-day politics to make it happen. As a result they are bleeding legitimacy.

In the year 2000 the SCOTUS effectively decided the US presidential election. Democrats grumbled but accepted the result. If there were to be a rerun of that scenario next year I'm not at all sure the same thing would happen.

111:

The two things which would revolutionize U.S. politics would be a privacy amendment and a bodily autonomy amendment to the U.S. Constitution - so much of what the right wants to do to us would be taken off the table.

Intelligent phrasing counts for a lot, of course.

112:

The points about the cost of emigration are reasonable. Though a couple of my ancestors were dirt-poor when they fled the UK. And somehow they managed to reach Illinois.

But OGH doesn't have those financial barriers to emigration. Heck, he was in Illinois recently -- he could have applied for political asylum then! 😄 My guess is that the burden of living in a monarchy is tolerable, and that the rant is just a rant, and the monarchy is a convenient target for a rant. We all do them from time to time, using our own particular perceived monarchy.

113:

Paul @ 109:

Perhaps someone who lives in the USA can say more. How does it feel to sing "Hail to the Chief! We salute him, one and all" to Donald Trump?

AFAIK, no one ever sings "Hail to the Chief". It's just played by the Marine Corps Band.

... until now it had never even occurred to me the song has lyrics.

But thinking about it NOW, Trumpolini is just the kind of asshole who would demand a choir to sing his praises.

114:

he was in Illinois recently -- he could have applied for political asylum then!

Pretty sure I couldn't.

(The USA assesses asylum claims based on the political system of the country the claimant is coming from and the UK is, for better or worse, a US ally and at least in theory a democracy with a good-on-paper level of civil rights. Oh, and then there are my pre-existing medical conditions. Under the US healthcare system my prescriptions alone would run something like $3000-5000/month.)

115:

That would only be the case if you didn't have insurance, and at least in California you can purchase Obamacare for two for around $1000/month if you're a legal resident - and I think it would be very easy for you to become a legal resident; famous author, good income, lots of people to speak on your behalf, etc.

Not that this would be a great healthcare situation, but probably no worse than the horrors the Tories are/will be inflicting on the NHS... It's also possible to sign up for an HMO, which has it's good and bad points, but the useful thing for a newcomer to the U.S. is that you'd have all your healthcare in one place, which is a substantial savings in "you must learn about this to survive" costs.

Whether you want to live in the U.S. is another matter, but it's not nearly as costly as you imagine - under an HMO the drugs for both my wife and myself run around $150-200 month.

116:

Troutwaxer
The tories are, quite clearly, bent on a wrecking spree to smash up as much as possible, loot as much as they can whilst they can & then blame Labour for the costs of clearing up the mess. So far: The law, the nurses, doctors Etc - the whole NHS & the railways ( Harper is trying to re-enact Serpell )

In these circumstances, worrying about the monarchy is a deliberate distraction, another "dead cat".

117:

Keyword: ancestors. The situation then in not the situation now.

118:

The points about the cost of emigration are reasonable. Though a couple of my ancestors were dirt-poor when they fled the UK. And somehow they managed to reach Illinois.

How long ago was that?

We emigrated in the 60s. It was affordable then to someone in the middle class, difficult for someone in the working class (unless they were marrying a Canadian). Much more difficult now.

The days of welcoming 'huddled masses' are long gone…

119:

It was a joke, of course. Though impressive that you know what the requirements are.

But the larger point is that everyone has something they don't like about the government they live under, and they (we) all gripe about it.

I want to live in a nation governed with the consent of the people

Which nation would that be? Any nominees?

Also: We all want something. The question every time is, how much do we want it?

120:

As a very pertinent example of how badly wrong an even partially-democratic system can go ...
Ron de Sanctimonious is visiting Britain RIGHT NOW -& cosying up to the tories.
EUWWW
However, it may not have gone too well - how sad.

Meanwhile, much closer to home - REALLY close to my home, too....
I'm seriously unimpressed by the level of misogyny & stupidity from Leicester Plod ...
& really angry that someone I regard as a friend has to go through this sort of shit

121:

Re: 'And the first thing they would do if they got absolute power over the Crown assets would be to sell them off probably to their cronies at a discount, in return to for a backhander.'

Agree - that's the first scenario that leapt to mind.

As long as C3 stays reasonably well-liked by the populace, the Crown will be able to keep all that historical stash.

The second scenario that keeps coming to mind is the Tories looting the Royal Museum/Royal Collection Trust. Some years ago I said that the total value of all of those held-in-trust royal/public domain historical assets were probably worth about a trillion. I wasn't kidding. The UK has at least as much wealth in art and historical artifacts as Italy or France. And way, way more than the US. BTW - Freddie Mercury's possessions are going on auction in a few months. Pretty sure that the total sales proceeds will be published since a portion will be going to charity. And this is just one UK celebrity's possessions collected over about 15-20 years. A mere drop in the bucket.

Jazzlet @101: 'His family have done plenty of looting, see articles about all the coronation gifts to the Crown that have ended up in personal collections.'

How far back are you looking? I tried looking this up and couldn't find anything from the late 20th to current century. I'm not arguing that aristocrats regularly amassed wealth via conquest and/or parties wanting to gift (bribe) their way into their circle. Not so sure that's been a thing in the past 60-75 years though. I am aware that E2 definitely tried to make sure that all her royal estates were specifically exempt from any current gov't interference/regulation. No idea what the specific motivation was but getting that exemption certainly puts a layer of protection against Tory pillaging. As for the working conditions - no idea. I was of the impression that many if not all of the employees work there for the opportunity to interact with history , the prestige and not for the wages. Additionally - since very few ex-employees have published tell-all books, I'm guessing that either there are really good NDAs in place or the employees who choose to continue working for them aren't being severely ill-used. Not much chance of a promotion, but hey, you decided to work directly for a monarch!

C3 and his take/perception of what are environmental issues - 'environmental issues' therefore solutions are extremely vast as you've probably picked up on if you're a regular reader of this blog. I'm leery of saying he's an uninformed idiot on this topic for one key reason: he was invited to speak at the opening of COP27. I'm guessing they wanted him there for positive reasons, not to diss/mock him.

Paul @109: 'gilded cage'

Agree - his sons have had much more direct personal experience with ordinary people and have even experienced some of the major developmental stages in modern life (i.e., uni). And this is evident in how they interact with other celebs, the press and people attending royal parades/events.

122:

One positive thing I remember hearing about Charles, decades ago when William and Harry were small, was that when he was a boy he was terrified of his father, and he was damned if his children would have reason to be afraid of him.

Not certain how good a father he actually was (especially given the constraints of being royalty), but he seems to have avoided Philip's mistakes at least.

123:

Elizabeth Windsor is dead. Her successor is a snobbish, reactionary seventy-six year old multi-billionaire. He's so divorced from the ordinary lived experience of his subjects that he reportedly can't even dress himself.

Just... nope. Any source making that claim, should be viewed with extreme suspicion.

He got packed off to Gordonstoun as a kid; not an easy option, it rather specialises in developing self-sufficiency. His naval command appointment was HMS Bronington, a minesweeper[1] with a crew of 32; no room for valets and batmen in something that small, while he was allegedly "a decent boss" (high praise from the matelots). He completed P Company, because he decided that being Colonel-in-Chief of the Parachute Regiment required that he pass "Test Week" (less the milling, apparently).

Make no mistake, he's a hard man; he's physically challenged himself more than 95% of the male population of the UK... Contrary to popular belief, being an Officer in the Armed Forces doesn't allow you to exist in a comfy little middle/upper class bubble - it's more of a social mixer than most jobs. He may have some wild ideas about architecture and organic farming, but at least he was talking about sustainability from the 1970s onwards (remember the "Talks to Plants" jokes about him in the 80s/90s, not least in Spitting Image? The easy option would have been to shut up and say nothing)

I rather agree with Robby @30 - the problem isn't so much that we have a monarch, but that proposed replacement mechanisms suffer a greater likelihood of capture by the relentlessly ambitious. President Farage? President Johnson? President Sturgeon? We can't just hand-wave away a Trump or a Bolsonaro by insisting that yes, they're incompetent, corrupt, antidemocratic, and occasionally murderous - but at least they were voted in :(

[1] Strictly speaking, an MCMV, but close enough

124:

Martin
Lest we forget .. Charles' father was a serving, originally long-tern Naval Officer, not expecting to become "consort", so was his grandfather, who was not expected to become king { Geo VI } as was his father ...
And, even that far back, you learnt to respect the opinions & attitudes of the "ratings" { & NCO's } in your command.
Hence Geo V's comment during the General Strike, when the right-wingers wanted to visit fire & sword on the strikers: "I want to be King of ALL my people"

YET AGAIN: There are a cluster of constitutional monarchies round the North Sea - how is republicanism doing in: Norway / Sweden / Denmark / Netherlands / Belgium ?????????

P.S. Belated Thanks to EC for pointing out the "sell-off to crooks" tendency of the tories & why (economically) getting rid of our monarchy would be a "bad move"

125:

"I'm leery of saying he's an uninformed idiot on this topic for one key reason: he was invited to speak at the opening of COP27. I'm guessing they wanted him there for positive reasons, not to diss/mock him."

I don't see any reason to believe his level of knowledge is any kind of outlier on the "enthusiastic amateur" distribution. I'm also inclined to see the phenomenon of him being mocked over it as mainly a reflection of the way the subject as a whole was a popular target for mockery when it first began to become prominent, and both the general and the specific targets seem to have become less attractive as the matter has become more widely accepted as a genuine concern.

The point isn't his expertise, it's his support and the implication of respectability it carries for the subject. He makes a good figurehead for it. (Which is the same as his day job, after all.)

126:

AFAIK, no one ever sings "Hail to the Chief". It's just played by the Marine Corps Band.

Then there's the spoof in the movie MASH. They sang that.

The lyrics are here: http://www.bestcareanywhere.net/songs.htm#hail

I couldn't easily find a link to audio or video.

127:

Greg Tingey @ 105: "would STRONGLY dispute that assertion!"[re: organics]

Do explain how when the yields from organic farms are almost always lower than from conventional farms. Also explain why GMOs are always a bad idea as that's what the organic standards say.

Not at all sure what you mean by your response to my FPTP point so I'm not replying.

SFReader @121: "How far back are you looking?"

Well the last time we had a coronation was in 1953 so your search parameters may have missed this, take a look at the coverage in the Guardian. Anyway the fact that it was Albert that went cap in hand to the Government to ask for more money, given because he claimed the queen needed more money to do her duties, which he then spent on Sandringham and Balmoral etc doesn't change the fact they were bought with tax payers money so should belong to us.

That the existing staff, those not sacked with no notice during the funeral of EII that is, don't publicly complain is likely to do with the fact that the laws don't apply to them - and yes to damn good NDAs. The only one that I recall who did write a tell-all is Burrell who worked for Diana after she had left the protection of the Firm and that was at least in part an attempt to justify having some of her things in his possession after her death. Of course we don't know that much about the royal's staff, turnover, wages, holidays, accident reports as nothing is published, so we just don't know if eg. there are a accidents that could have been prevented with decent H&S or a high turnover. I do not agree that the estates will inevitably get sold to Tory donors, for starters we're not going to see the Tories get rid of the monarchy so initially they won't be in a position to do so, and it can be made pretty hard to do so if we have the will, we can not refuse to act just because some people are bad actors or we'll never get anything better.

How informed do you have to be to be aware that the display of ivory is contentious? They have a whole bleeding throne on display FFS. Just to be clear, I am not questioning his intelligence nor mocking him, I am accusing him of hypocrisy over something that would be easy to acknowledge at the least.

128:

How old is it? I'm guessing "centuries".

129:

Waves flag

... Aaaand I'm getting pro-monarchy flag-shaggers in my email inbox now!

Predictable. Something about monarchy rots the brain.

Meanwhile, in related insane bullshit: Coronation: Public asked to swear allegiance to King Charles.

130:

And you know what the Church of Ingurlundshire can do with that oath, right? ;->

131:

I agree with you there, but I rather doubt that the brain-rotting is any worse than that caused by republicanism.

What I don't understand about people like you (being usually fairly rational) is what answers you have to questions like:

1) What system (with enough detail to debate it) would you replace the monarchy by?

2) How would you propose to protect against our kleptocratic elective dictatorship becoming worse?

3) How would you propose to get there from here?

The current problem is the capture of our political system by an unholy conspiracy of sociopathic media mogols, kleptocratic multinationals and multi-millionaires, and megalomanic political parties and their politicians. In this environment, nominally elected presidents do not provide reliable checks and balances, because they are effectively appointed by the same organisations that appoint the prime ministers.

Consider, for example, our current system, but with King Charles replaced by President Rees-Mogg, Braverman as Prime Minister and Patel as Home Secretary. That is, regrettably, not an unlikely combination. With that, I can't see an order to the army to use live fire on political protestors (say, Extinction Rebellion) could be legally resisted. Or an order to the navy to sink small boats in the channel and not pick up survivors. Or having political dissenters imprisoned without trial; we already have it after trials by hand-picked judges in camera.

In my lifetime, we have seen a massive increase in the power of the executive, and reduction in checks and balances. The hereditary peers stood up for us commoners' civil liberties against Thatcher (because Kinnock didn't), which Blair regarded as intolerable and so emasculated them. The proposals to give the prime minister the power to choose judges and ministers the powers to ignore and override judges are in abeyance, but are assuredly still live. And that is on top of the existing powers, which are.

There have been two proposals to suspend general elections which, I suspect, were dropped after a quiet word from HM that she would not allow the use of the Parliament Act to override the Lords' opposition. There have been at least three attempts to use the army against civil dissenters, which were probably dropped because the Chiefs of Staff would not do it without authority from their Commander in Chief.

132:

The farcical tectonic ceremonies are about to get under way.

133:

"Looking on from the outside, I think that "£50M party and national holiday" may be a net money maker for the U.K. economy ... just from the U.S. tourist spending it generates."

I've seen this argument many times but never backed by any serious analysis.

After all, France is not famously known for it's absolute lack of US tourist spending caused by them decapitating their last king.

And any time I've seen claims of "this egregiously expensive public event brings in tourist money" all serious analyses find that it's actually not true, whether we're talking about the Olympic Games, Euro cup in football or whatever.

134:

It feels a bit attack-y to push for how to fix the system, and suggest obvious failure modes. This is what I was trying to call out at 30.

It is perfectly feasible to deeply dislike the current system, but not have an alternative ready to go.

This is where I liken a constitution to cryptography. It should run along in the background and keep things running smoothly, whilst being largely invisible to the user apart from at occasional, pre-booked ceremonies.

Whilst aspects of the cryptosystem in use may irritate me, anything I come up with will be worse, because I can only come up with a system that I can't break. I am not an expert in breaking such systems. Any proposed replacement system needs to spend a long time being attacked by a diverse range of experts from any angle you can imagine.

When all of the vulnerabilities are known, you take it out of the hands of the experts and let the generalists decide if they want to use it. Are the vulnerabilities bad enough to cause a problem, or are they so vanishingly unlikely or difficult that they can be ignored for a century.

That's where social media scares me for a profound constitutional change. It would require some kind of public vote or referendum, and we all know how that can go wrong.

135:

Re: 'serious analysis'

Here's one place to start:

https://www.forbes.com/sites/arielshapiro/2021/03/10/inside-the-firm-how-the-royal-familys-28-billion-money-machine-really-works/?sh=10c7705c2bcc

The tourism revenues-royalty connection is mostly due to which are the preferred tourist destinations and whether those destinations have visible royal connections.

Another financial impact is a royal's stamp on some commodity - often food stuffs, tea, etc. Sales usually go up with this type of endorsement. I haven't checked but I don't think the royals make much (if anything) for their product endorsements. Would be interesting to compare royal vs. pro athletes vs. other celebrities endorsement revenues.

BTW - according to the above article, the royals keep about 25% and a much larger chunk goes to some sort of public trust. And the chief financial decision makers are often not the royals but a largish professional staff that looks pretty much like what you'd see in a corp or major gov't dept.

136:
Re. "Dev" - correct, but, just the same, I will never, ever forget the challenge I was met with on arriving at Amiens St station for the first time: "Do you have any contraceptives on your person?" { 1965 }

....having travelled from, if I remember correctly, a part of 'the indivisible United Kingdom' where a Catholic could buy a condom but not get a council house.

No-one's asking you to forget it Greg, we're suggesting you try retain a sense of proportion and relevancy. You were responding to Alastair talking about the office of the President like Dev used it to run the country; the man had been head of government for 22 years at that point, and I suspect that had rather more impact than his basically retiring to being the person who had tea and sandwiches with Kennedy.

And to back up Alastair's point: one of the most pivotal constitutional acts an Irish President has ever done was refuse to answer the phone.

137:

Who is Alastair?

138:

No, you emphatically do not end up with President Farage, President Johnson, President Trump, or President Bolsonaro. Ambitious partisans do not seek the position of President in a parliamentary system, because a ceremonial head of state simply does not have the power to achieve what they want.

This is a bad faith argument. A real argument would be if you found objectionable actual Presidents of parliamentary systems. You know, like Alexander Van der Bellen of Austria, Sergio Mattarella of Italy, Frank-Walter Steinmeier of Germany, Michael Higgins of Ireland... This is the kind of people that seek the office of President.

139:

»There are a cluster of constitutional monarchies round the North Sea - how is republicanism doing in: Norway / Sweden / Denmark / Netherlands / Belgium ?????????«

Denmark: Hanging in there, but painfully aware that one single misstep will stop the party. Generally understood to be a major part of Copenhagen's Tourist-Business, and trotted out internationally every so often when Danish companies hawk their warez. Queen recently, and very unexpectedly, removed the royal titles from the kids of our spare prince (Joachim), and said something oblique about pruning trees so they could live on. Crown-prince has built a pretty good image, served in special-ops as diver, took kids to school on cargo-bike etc. Seems to be in touch with reality when he opens his mouth.

Norway: As I understand it, in mild trouble, in no small part because of the spare princess talking to angles and pushing faith-healing and other clap-trap. Crown-prince married a single mother, who had dared to have lived real life, including music concerts and general partying. They do not seem to have embraced the tourist-attraction model very much.

Sweden: King not at all popular, never really was. Everybody is waiting for the crown-princess to take over, not the least because the law enacted by parliament which made her the heir (being the oldest) still pisses the King off enough, to say dumb shit about the job being taken away from his son. Crown-princess seems to have built a good image.

Netherlands: King has been skillfully rolling the "one of us" image for decades for instance with a not-very-secret hobby-job as KLM pilot (I think I have flown with him, he is a pretty easy guy to recognize.) dont known much else.

Belgium: Not enough info.

140:

"the spare princess talking to angles"

Not the many-angled ones, one hopes. If so, there might be some cause for concern.

141:

Yeah, I think I may have been a passenger on one of Wilem-Alexander's KLM flights on more than one occasion (I used Air France/KLM as my main airline for over a decade; AMS is one of the two main international hubs and is as close as Heathrow to Edinburgh in flying time). I think he's past retirement age for a commercial pilot, though -- he's 56. The ICAO hard limit is 65 for multi-pilot operations, but KLM have (or had) a retirement age of 56.

142:

O you don’t remember correctly. I lived in a Manchester council house from about the time of the last coronation. Many of my neighbours were Catholics. St Anthony’s Catholic. Church was competed before any Protestant church. The Catholic primary school of the same name was completed about six months after the school I attended. In some of the neighbouring areas there were no Catholic grammar schools so children who passed the eleven plus were sent to private Catholic grammar schools at council expense
And they could also buy condoms, often from the barber. “Anything for the weekend?”

143:

EC
It COULD be even worse ... Consider, for example, our current system, but with King Charles replaced by President Rees-Mogg, Braverman as Prime Minister and Patel as Home Secretary - especially the way Braverman & De Santis have been cosying up to each other ...

Robby
It is perfectly feasible to deeply dislike the current system, but not have an alternative ready to go. - like Russia 1917, or France 1848-9, you mean?
Perhaps not?

anonemouse
I never, ever said that NornIron was a haven of anything, especially in that late period, just before it all boiled over - exactly during my first two visits in the mid/late 1960's

144:

Actually, Johnson is not so much power-hungry as prestige-hungry - he might well go for it. But I can't see that President Rees-Mogg would be any better.

More importantly, you have missed the points I made in #131 - would such a president have the spine and beneficience to stand up to Prime Minister Braverman? - indeed, would the office be given that power, or would the Prime Minister have absolute powers?

We desperately need our political system reformed, but simply replacing our more-or-less functional monarchy by an elected presidency with similar powers would be an irrelevance at best and very probably a recipe for a disaster.

145:

Shudder. While, in some sense, this is off-topic, it is supporting evidence for my concerns voiced above - look at the speaker list. Doesn't the phrase 'National Conservatism' remind people of anything?

https://nationalconservatism.org/natcon-uk-2023/

https://www.theamericanconservative.com/national-conservatism-a-statement-of-principles/

146:

Given how universally loathed Rees-Mogg is, I find it inconceivable that he would manage to get more than 50% of the country to vote for him. In any case, this is again pointless speculation. A valid argument would be to point a despicable individual that actually managed to become President in a parliamentary republic.

As for your points in #131, you're just speculating that the monarch might have acted as a check on the power of the government, there's no evidence for that. We do have proof of the contrary, though: when Johnson illegally prorogued parliament Elisabeth Windsor was powerless to stop him, despite knowing perfectly well that it was illegal. That stems from the lack of legitimacy of the monarch: they can't use the powers they have on paper even they're needed.

In Austria, for example, that would never happen. The prime minister can request to dissolve (or prorogue) parliament, and the President can actually say no. He actually had to intervene (for the first time in Austrian history) when the shit hit the fan recently with the Ibiza affair. And I'm very glad he did, the situation would have been much worse with a powerless monarch.

I do agree that the British political system is in serious need of reform. Perhaps abolishing the monarch would be the catalyst needed to start it. But even if you just replace the monarch with a president without changing anything, at least you won't have this fawning over an inbred twat that is by law better than you.

148:

At least it ought to stop dimwits going "but they were socialist!!"

149:

AAAARRGHH. That should have been "Wouldn't we?" [kicks self in head]

150:

when Johnson illegally prorogued parliament Elisabeth Windsor was powerless to stop him, despite knowing perfectly well that it was illegal.

That happened in 2019. Elizabeth Windsor was 93 at the time. As I've said elsewhere: expecting mental agility and dynamism of a 93 year old is ... well, you might get it, but it's very rare indeed at that age.

This on its own is a strong argument for a mandatory retirement age for the head of state, whether elected or hereditary. By 85 almost everyone is slowing down a lot. Even 80 is probably too old, even for a primarily ceremonial/tie-breaker role.

151:

146 - "a despicable individual that actually managed to become President in a parliamentary republic." Trumpolini, for example?

150 Para 3 - The Dutch monarch has to abdicate, retire or whatever you want to call it at the normal retirement age for the nation.

152:

"I think it would be very easy for you to become a legal resident; famous author, good income, lots of people to speak on your behalf, etc."

Don't be so sure. I have a friend who has been blocked by immigration for over a decade in California despite having all of those things, and the demonic lawyers of the Mouse on his side. He's won two Oscars (in his sub-field) and yet has been told that his job could be done by 'Real' Americans and had his Green card rejected.

He is still able to work on a lesser visa and makes quite enough for all of them, but it has meant that his spouse has been utterly barred from working at anything, ditto their child (who is now moving back to Canada for school).

Immigration into the US is not easy. Current US behavioural patterns make it much less appealing as well.

153:

No "has to" about it for the Netherlands monarch, it's just become traditional. Age 75 for Beatrix, 71 for Juliana and 68 for Wilhelmina. Willem-Alexander has just turned 56.

154:

Would disagree.

Tell Johnson he can be President, go to lots of banquets with good booze, go on official visits all over the world, give crap speeches, be the centre of attention and deference, be talked about and get a honking salary and he wouldn't hesitate.

Probably Thatcher too. She referred to herself as Head of State - which pissed of Liz II royally. She hated being out of it- I mean, how was Dennis supposed to get his insider trading info!

And as for Farage, he would do the job for 20 fags and a bottle of beer.

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So… an 86-year-old Joe Biden or 82-year old Donald Trump would be just a bit too old in January 2029, in your view? (Reagan was 77 by the time he left office, and AIUI too old by then).

I also note that Nancy Pelosi and Mitch McConnell are as old, if not older than the pair of them… US senior politicians seem to hang on far longer than in other nations

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The calculus where OGH is concerned is different. He works for himself and can write anyplace he can sit down, so the only question is whether he pays U.S. taxes or not; there is no U.S. citizen who can do the job of being Charlie Stross.

Whether he wants to come to the U.S. is another matter, of course, but at this point it's a choice between the frying pan and the fryer, or he can move someplace else that's not the U.K.

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What about Ezer Weizman? Francesco Cossiga? Christian Wulff?

Even ceremonial Presidencies are attractive to the power-hungry

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She still had advisors, that could tell her the blinding obvious. Do you seriously think that things would have turned out different with a bright young monarch, like the 74-year old Charles? I don't think the British monarch has the power to deny a request from the prime minister.

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I wrote parliamentary republic, i.e., one where the real power lies with the prime minister. The US is a presidential republic, where the real power lies with the president.

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And as for Farage, he would do the job for 20 fags and a bottle of beer.

That would be the Farage who enjoys his chauffeur-driven Range Rover, or his flights to/from Brussels on private jets?

He’s as successful in projecting a “man of the people” persona as Boris Johnson; perhaps more so, as he hasn’t been caught out yet.

He’d claim in public to do it for 20 fags, but still find a way to make it pay him very well indeed…

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I really don't see how you find such an argument compelling: look at this list of politicians who always tried to get power! They would surely try to become a powerless President in an alternate reality.

Again, a compelling argument would be showing actual presidents of parliamentary republics that are Johnson-like.

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where OGH is concerned is different

But all of that is an argument for other factors determining the location. The sort of thing Feorag might say when wanting to move to Majorca, for example :)

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With no information about the duties, powers, treatment or appointment process of the president it's really hard to speculate about who would apply, let alone who would be chosen.

One twist would be a citizen's jury being the appointment board, and their task being to devise selection criteria which would be used to produce a group of candidates that would then run for election. In that kind of system it seems likely that there would be spending limits, possibly even of the form "you get $100,000 total budget for the next six months, covering everything from living expenses to advertising". Then have a few candidates debates and some TV interviews preceding the election.

I suspect a similar process to decide what the president does would also work, just because small groups of people are better able to navigate contentious issues than larger ones. It might take a few iterations, because any report produced is going to get vigorously debugged by the many eyes of the public and other interested parties (Our Lord Murdoch would have opinions, I suspect)

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"The Fifth Elephant" plot involved a maguffin called the Scone of Stone, now at last I understand the reference. Buh-haw!

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Agreed. OGH can move wherever he wants. I wasn't saying he had to move to the U.S. I was saying he was wrong about insurance/medicine costs.

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This on its own is a strong argument for a mandatory retirement age for the head of state, whether elected or hereditary.

Possibly the standard retirement age for the country? Give them a new title (maybe even create one just for retired monarchs) and let them earn their keep doing ceremonial stuff like opening events, but with no political involvement.

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There is no such definition, except in your mind. In the US, real power lies with the legislative and judicial arms of the government, not with the executive. Oh and there is no Prime Minister. The POTUS is head of the executive, not of the legislature.

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This actually raises several interesting* points.

The UK also has a Royal Air Force, which originally came out of the Army (Royal Flying Corps).

Australia has a Royal Australian Navy and a Royal Australian Air Force, but our army, like yours, is not royal. However, it is composed of several specialist Corps, some of which are royal (the now-defunct Royal Australian Survey Corps, for example) and some are not (the Australian Army Catering Corps is the only one that springs to mind, but there are others). I suspect the British army has similar arrangements.

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There is no such definition, except in your mind. In the US, real power lies with the legislative and judicial arms of the government, not with the executive. Oh and there is no Prime Minister. The POTUS is head of the executive, not of the legislature.

Not how many (all?) Americans see it. The POTUS has the ability to start a civilization-ending nuclear war whenever he wants. Whoever can launch nuke(s) has power, period.

The COTUS theoretically has a lot of power, but they've been increasingly sidelined since WW2, because for Mutually Assured Destruction to work, the POTUS has to be able to launch without a declaration of war. SCOTUS only has power to the degree that anyone's willing to listen to them.

Does having Shiva in a silo mean they can handle things like, oh, climate change, homelessness, or the threat of social media? Heavens no, anymore than you can use a claymore to stop pollen from giving people hay fever. But don't think therefore that they're impotent.

It may also be useful to consider that the batshit insanity spewing from the Fascists right now is in part designed to erode the power of, and public trust in, these branches of government. This is a normal precursor to an authoritarian takeover by a strongman promising to restore sanity ad nauseum. Works pretty freaking well, too.

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Yep.

Note that folks over 80 have a limited life expectancy -- humans tend towards a maximum around 117 years but very few live past 100 -- so can be expected to discount the significance of forecast future events more than about 5-10 years out (unless they're very far-sighted or concerned for their descendants). I really don't want leaders in positions of executive power to have no skin in the game other than securing their place in the history books: that's how you get a Vladimir Putin.

(Putin is 70 and is a cancer survivor believed to have active disease. Only one Russian leader in the past 400 years lived past 80: the odds are against Putin living to that age. He could have tried to modernize the Russian economy and pivot away from petrochemical resource extraction ... but instead? Let's invade Ukraine and rebuild the empire, because it's legacy time! Obviously leaders of constitutional democracies are less likely to go that specific route, but ignoring or discounting unprecedented climate change is not unusual among the elderly ...)

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Your understanding of our political system is seriously flawed and neither of your two remarks about it are correct. If you think that our two controlling parties would allow a genuinely open election for ANY post, you haven't looked at the last 70 years of our political history. And the illegality of asking for prorogation wasn't blindly obvious - it relied on an interpretation of the law, which can be done only by courts in the UK.

No, what I said was NOT mere speculation - there was published evidence for the latter.

And your rantings remind me strongly of those of the Brexiteers.

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Actually, he DID try to sort out the Russian economy in the early days of his presidency, but failed fairly dismally.

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Insist on calling the national conservatism movement the NatCs. Seems on brand for them anyway.

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I was saying he was wrong about insurance/medicine costs.

You just told me I'd be paying north of $1000 per month -- and doing a shitload of paperwork -- for a part of my life that is currently free, both of payments and of paperwork.

Also living on a continent infested with spree killers with AR-15s. (The last spree shooting in the north of the UK -- just south of Scotland -- was in 2010, and only killed about 3 people, including the shooter, because guess what? No automatic weapons. And the last school shooting was in 1994, after which, no more because guess what? No handguns and significantly tighter registration.)

Finally, just add Screaming Jeezus People and that's a big "nope" from me.

(Canada would be more acceptable -- Feorag has relatives there and qualifies for a passport and there are fewer lunatics overall -- but it's a long way to move in my state of health at my age.)

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I know he has expensive tastes. Afterall, he has been funded by others for decades and his £700 jackets don't just appear by magic.

I was more implying he is easily bought.

Judge a man by who he associates with.

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the POTUS has to be able to launch without a declaration of war.

No.

The POTUS has to be able to retaliate without a declaration of war. Starting a nuclear war (i.e. launching a first strike) is very much not the same thing as responding to an attack in a manner dictated by law and/or standing executive orders that have been pre-approved.

(The situation in the UK is that, since the Prohibitions of Nuclear Explosions Act was passed, it's a criminal offense to procure a nuclear explosion, carrying a mandatory sentence of life imprisonment. (As that's the replacement for the death penalty since the death penalty was abolished, that indicates how serious a crime it is.) There are nuclear weapons carried aboard RN strategic deterrent submarines, with sealed orders to be opened in event of a confirmed nuclear attack on the UK. If a strategic first strike on the UK took place the UK can be presumed to no longer exist -- it'd be a posthumous revenge.

It's understood that Parliament can permit a nuclear attack by passing an amendment to the PNEA. But it's going to take a government with a working majority in the House of Commons to do that, and there are no likely circumstances that could lead to it because the only rationales would be (a) resumption of nuclear weapons tests (prohibited under international treaty law, would require active cooperation by Australia or the USA) or (b) HMG wants to launch a nuclear first strike on someone (lolwut?!?). I dunno, maybe a dino-killer asteroid from outside the solar system shows up and they want to join in a multinational effort to nuke it ...?

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Very little of the Royal/British/National distinction is more that labelling, and a lot of it is historical. It's a mistake to assume that different labelling actually means there is a difference.

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No, for the UK, I look at the politicians operating in the UK to work out how it would work with a UK president.

We are inundated with politicians who have no vision, no innovative thought, few skills but enough nous to work out Think Tanks can provide the first two. How else did we get 44 day Truss and the likes of Fox, Widdecombe, Raab, Braverman, Johnson and Kwarteng.

For them, integrity is something that happens to other people.

They have no interest in what they will do in post - apart from whatever the Think Tank tells them - other than take the money, enjoying the grace-and-favours accommodation, travelling overseas, networking - curry favour for future non-exec directorships and generally being deferred to.

Most are monumentally shallow people - the glitz appeals. Having the Title matters to them, not what they accomplished with it.

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Given my (limited) experience with USA medical insurance, that of some of my friends, and what I understand about your conditions, you might be landed with a lot of important exclusions or restrictions. Insurers are very fond of excluding or otherwise restricting treatment for the effects of pre-existing conditions.

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That's why I'm insisting one should not speculate, but instead look at the people that actually get elected in parliamentary republics. At least in this way the discussion is based on reality.

I think it's a safe assumption that in the event of the abolition of monarchy the UK would adopt a system similar to the existing parliamentary republics. Instead of inventing something completely new or, even worse, copying some dysfunctional system like the US.

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Parliamentary republic, presidential republic. Please inform yourself before embarrassing yourself in public.

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Canada would be more acceptable -- Feorag has relatives there and qualifies for a passport and there are fewer lunatics overall

Assuming you avoid Alberta… and certain parts of the BC interior… and…

Canada tends to follow American trends with a 5-10 year delay. Different starting position but the same direction. Something to consider if you are relocating.

As is the climate. I know you live in the frigid north of the UK and are inured to the chill, but if you don't like -20 as a daytime high in the winter you should probably avoid the Prairies, for example.

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There's nothing special about the UK. People are the same everywhere. Shallow, incompetent politicians without principles exist in every country, yet somehow they manage to get respectable presidents.

Now come on, do you seriously believe that the British people are so stupid and evil that they are not capable of doing better than a hereditary monarchy? The logical conclusion is that they are not capable of electing a government and should go back to an absolute monarchy.

I'm not British, but I did live in the UK for a while. I really liked the place, and in particular the people. I'm sure you can manage to elect a head of state.

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Even 80 is probably too old, even for a primarily ceremonial/tie-breaker role.

Hold our beer please. He says from the US.

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England has never had an absolute monarchy.

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I also note that Nancy Pelosi and Mitch McConnell are as old, if not older than the pair of them… US senior politicians seem to hang on far longer than in other nations

Yes they are.

But the real problem in the US just now along these lines is Dianne Feinstein who, at 89, is stuck home with Shingles (and/or whatever else might be afflicting her) and by most accounts, suffering way more dementia that anyone accused Reagan of. And being on the Senate Judiciary committee, any of Biden's judicial nominees with a whiff of "we Republicans don't like them". are stalled. And the list is growing longer. And there is no time line of when she's be back at work. And she has stated many times she will not resign.

Unless she resigns or dies she can't be replaced on her committees without the consent of the R's or a rules fight which the D's will not win with her out.

And by some account Strom Thurmond was a dottering basket case in his last years in the Senate.

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Insurers are very fond of excluding or otherwise restricting treatment for the effects of pre-existing conditions.

Old news. Most if not all of that has gone away. Especially for ACA/ObamaCare. But the footnotes can be mind numbing. There ARE cracks in the systems.

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do you seriously believe that the British people are so stupid and evil that they are not capable of doing better than a hereditary monarchy?

What I'll call social inertia has a huge pull in this area.

As I get older I see "resistance to change" as a root cause of more and more problems in society.

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I have, at least to the extent of knowing that you made up the title "presidential republic".

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The POTUS has to be able to retaliate without a declaration of war. Starting a nuclear war (i.e. launching a first strike) is very much not the same thing as responding to an attack in a manner dictated by law and/or standing executive orders that have been pre-approved.

No.

Executive orders are used within the executive branch alone. Congress or a subsequent President can countermand them.

We know very little about what's in the nuclear football, except that it contains a menu of commands that the POTUS may issue to the military, and said menu in 2001 did not contain useful options for dealing with the 9/11 attack, which has been published.

The football also purportedly contains contingency executive orders, some perhaps dating back to the Kennedy Administration, all dealing with the chain of command and "Continuity of Government." None of this seems to have been touched by Congress. Purportedly current iterations of this plan assume that COTUS and SCOTUS will be bombed into oblivion, as will the official members of the succession (VP, Speaker, and cabinet members), and so whoever's alive on a secret list of B-, C-, or D-Team presidents will emerge from their current cloak of secrecy, declare themselves POTUS by waving already-written executive orders around, and take over as unelected POTUS after the war if anyone will follow them. None of this has been publicly debated by the COTUS.

So yes, I think it's safe to say that the POTUS can start a nuclear war. I also think it's safe to say that none of them will, because all since Reagan and The Day After have understood that nukes are a horrible option. But that's the constraint on their action, not legislation.

This has been a problem that's led, among other things, at least one court martial of a potential missileer who simply asked if there was anyone in the nuclear chain of command who would or could check to see if an order to launch was legal (following the code of military conduct rule against following illegal orders). That question not only went unanswered, they were court martialed for asking it repeatedly when ordered to not ask.

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In the US, real power lies with the legislative and judicial arms of the government, not with the executive.

Yes. No. Not really. Depends on your event horizon.

Since Franklin Roosevelt the office of the president has been exercising more and more power. (Jackson and Lincoln did a lot on their own also.) Congress and the courts keep writing laws and interpreting them to limit the power of the office. But Presidents want to get things done and so the small army of lawyers and "smart" people working for them and more and more in outside think tanks keep looking for cracks in the system to let them do what they want. And the president then issues an executive order. Franklin issues 5K+, Truman 9500+, and since then all have issued more than 10K each.

And these tend to have force of law. And the courts in general say they are OK if constitutional and don't break existing law. If not they still start being implemented and it is up to someone who doesn't like them to start a lawsuit in the federal court system and get them tossed or modified.

One reason so many of us fear a second Trump presidency is that he wrote all kinds of obviously bad executive orders. Most got stopped very quickly. (The US Chamber of Commerce (I think) said they wish he'd do the same things but follow the rules so his changes would actually get implemented.) But near the end he was starting to pay attention. Or staff was getting through to him. Anyway, in a second term the general feeling is that he's let the staff come up with legal executive orders that would pass muster and let him wreak all kinds of things.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Executive_order

192:

Question for the Brits:

There's something in the news about members of the public being "invited" to swear allegiance to C3 on Saturday.

Reactions?

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I don't know who had the idea, but it's politically stupid. Charles has very properly tried to open up the coronation to more than the Great and Good, but that is not how to do it.

As a monarchist, I shall ignore it :-)

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Question for the Brits:

There's something in the news about members of the public being "invited" to swear allegiance to C3 on Saturday.

As I have never met with, worked with, nor socialised with C III I have no idea why I would swear allegiance to him - and especially not his successors, who I know even less about.

I think those suggesting it are several sticks short of a bundle.

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The situation in the UK is that, since the Prohibitions of Nuclear Explosions Act was passed, it's a criminal offense to procure a nuclear explosion, carrying a mandatory sentence of life imprisonment.

What is "procure a nuclear explosion"?

Does it mean detonating a nuclear device, or merely being in possession of such device?

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Actually, you wouldn't (inside this hypothetical) do a shitload of paperwork, particularly if you got an HMO (Health Maintenance Organization) via Obamacare. At your age - I'm some months older than you, if I understand correctly - you'd pay about 40 percent of your estimate above. It wouldn't be great, but if you had to leave the UK in a hurry it wouldn't be horrible either. (I completely get why the U.S. wouldn't be your first choice - no arguments there, and at the moment it's not my first choice either.)

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In the great scheme of things, this is probably not worth arguing much over, except that I'd like you to understand the number.

198:

Sorry. "...understand the numbers."

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Leszek Karlik @ 133:

"Looking on from the outside, I think that "£50M party and national holiday" may be a net money maker for the U.K. economy ... just from the U.S. tourist spending it generates."

I've seen this argument many times but never backed by any serious analysis.

After all, France is not famously known for it's absolute lack of US tourist spending caused by them decapitating their last king.

And any time I've seen claims of "this egregiously expensive public event brings in tourist money" all serious analyses find that it's actually not true, whether we're talking about the Olympic Games, Euro cup in football or whatever.

IIRC, the argument was applied to ALL of the ongoing pomp & circumstance and ceremony around the royal family; not just ONE ceremony. The coronation is a once-in-a-lifetime event and may cost a bit more than the contemporaneous tourist revenue it brings in this month, but on average the tourists who come to see the royals year in & year out and the income it generates for the U.K. is greater than the cost of maintaining the royals.

So "net money maker" in that it maintains the on-going tourist revenue stream.

Does the Eiffel Tower or the Coliseum in Rome cost more to maintain than the tourist revenue they generate?

PS: Not just American tourists, I bet the Japanese & Chinese tourists spend more in the U.K. every year than the Americans do.

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Does the Eiffel Tower or the Coliseum in Rome cost more to maintain than the tourist revenue they generate?

They both create "vibe" in drawing tourists to the countries even if said tourists don't actually visit those things.

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paws4thot @ 151:

146 - "a despicable individual that actually managed to become President in a parliamentary republic." Trumpolini, for example?

You got the "despicable" part right, but the U.S. is NOT a parliamentary republic.

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"Does it mean detonating a nuclear device, or merely being in possession of such device?"

Or indeed just getting someone else to do it?

Which reminds me - people used to be quite fond of pointing out that as Duke of Cornwall, Charles had been granted special permission to set off nukes whenever he was bored, and it was at least sort of true. (Wonder who it was that hated Cornwall that much.) Has he still got that, or is it William now, or what?

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Let me note that, once again, the GOP refused to allow the ERA (Equal Rights Amendment, women). The media covered the vote not at all, for all practical purposes. This was a vote to remove the arbitrary, and never used before, 7 years requirement that the Amendment be passed.

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(Early Dylan voice)Every ruler must get stoned?(/edv)

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EC @ 185
Chas I tried it ...
But I think the closest we came was Henry VIII { "Britain's Stalin" to quote Charlie } & "Bloody Mary"

Meanwhile, rather than vaporing about our monarchy, there is Real Evil loose - AND - THIS ... "National Conservatism" indeed - the last time this ort of shit was around, it was labelled by it's initials: N.S.D.A.P.
RIGHT?

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I dunno. Bet they could make a lot of tourist money by doing recreations of the Haircut....

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I like that, and think I'll steal it.

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Reactions?

"Fuck you and the horse you rode in on."

(EC is a monarchist. I'm an anti-monarchist. Between us you can get the synthesis.)

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Does it mean detonating a nuclear device, or merely being in possession of such device?

The law refers to explosions, not simple possession. That's presumably controlled by other regulations -- if nothing else, simple possession of the sort of explosives you need to implode a pit is tightly regulated, never mind radioactive materials -- but possession of nuclear weapons is clearly allowed by law under very limited circumstances (members of the military in the course of their duty: staff of installations tasked with fabricating them: police, military, and hauliers transporting them under orders: and so on).

210:

Well it did inspire a new song for football supporters in Glasgow :
"you can shove your coronation..." - you can probably approximate the remaining words.

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"Fuck you and the horse you rode in on."

Um, my standard response is, "no thanks, I don't know where they've been. And I'll pass on the horse too."

For your sake, I hope someone adds a properly historic note by infiltrating 20 kilograms of fleas into the cathedral, watering the booze at the reception, and bollixing the critical plumbing that everyone will need. Cheers!

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Vulch @ 153:

No "has to" about it for the Netherlands monarch, it's just become traditional. Age 75 for Beatrix, 71 for Juliana and 68 for Wilhelmina. Willem-Alexander has just turned 56.

In the U.S. a maximum of two terms for the President was TRADITIONAL ... up until FDR came along.

And then the Republicans (who hadn't quite become the GQP yet - although the seeds were already planted) pushed through the 22nd Amendment - very much to their own regret because the very next Republican President was Eisenhower who could easily have won a third (and possibly a fourth) term ...

So "traditional" or not, Willem-Alexander could choose to stick around until well into his second century (assuming he's not deposed or dies) unless there's a mandatory retirement age written into the laws.

And age 56 (or 75 or 100) is NOT as old today as it was a generation or two back. A healthy 56 year old with access to good health care (especially preventative medicine) can be as vigorous & ABLE as his parents when they were half his age.

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I'm obviously not a Brit, but I think it makes an odd kind of sense that involves a clear understanding of the problem without understanding that your proposed solution makes the problem worse. So you have this deepening divide between the left and right, with one side being very ugly about things, while continually provoked by lying yellow journalists... and the other wants something vaguely sensible, but for weird pro-capitalist reasons is considered a far worse problem than the proto-nazis on the other side, and anyway, the left doesn't have the political or propaganda cover to attain any of their ideals.

So someone, maybe even Charles, said, "Let's have everyone, left or right, declare their allegiance to the new sovereign at this politically important moment."

And someone else said, "By Jove, that's a great idea," without understanding that an oath of loyalty to the new King is the hydroxychloroquinine of British politics; a cure that's potentially far worse than the disease.

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Re: 'EC is a monarchist. I'm an anti-monarchist. Between us you can get the synthesis.'

As far as it goes in the UK, there is no practical difference in your stances ... from a furriner's POV.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_the_United_Kingdom

The UK constitutional monarchy isn't that different from the Swedish constitutional monarchy: the Swedish monarch is the official host of the Nobel awards dinner while the UK monarch awards OBEs, knighthoods, peerages, etc. but neither monarch decides who gets that award. The Swedes though don't seem to care much about their royals apart from wanting them to show up for certain events. Guess Merde-doc doesn't own/publish any news rags there.

If you're fed up with how the UK is being run, I think you know pretty well that it's the PM, MPs, Lords and their backers that are screwing things up. Recently read that there are a few elections happening this month in the UK. Not sure what that means in terms of overall impact though.

Half wondering whether this antimonarchy post happens in any way to be tied to being completely fed up with not being to modernize your abode ... a designated heritage/historical building. :)

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If you're fed up with how the UK is being run, I think you know pretty well that it's the PM, MPs, Lords and their backers that are screwing things up.

No, they're the front men (and women). The real fuck-uppery can be tracked back to the small coterie of media oligarchs who have created an incredibly toxic press culture, and to the semi-anonymous lobbyists behind outfits like the 55 Tufton Street cluster of "think tanks" who inject policies into political discourse -- policies eerily compatible with those of the Koch network and the (American) heirs to the John Birch Society.

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The coronation is a once-in-a-lifetime event

Heh. Since C-3 is 74, I expect to live to see his son's coronation (if the UK is still a monarchy).

I expect I'll be long in the ground before his grandson becomes king. Assuming, as above, that the UK is still a monarchy.

(Of course, the coronation is a once-in-a-lifetime event - for C-3!)

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The situation in the UK is that, since the Prohibitions of Nuclear Explosions Act was passed, it's a criminal offense to procure a nuclear explosion, carrying a mandatory sentence of life imprisonment.

cheaper in Germany, only at least 5 years of prison, when negligently caused it shrinks to 1-10 years :)

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It being May Day, I think the appropriate answer to the Coronation and other things is Billy Bragg.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAw0Ri4FSdM

219:

"As far as it goes in the UK, there is no practical difference in your stances ... from a furriner's POV."

There's not a lot of difference here either, as far as that aspect goes. I think a considerable majority of the population would give a response that evaluates to "fuck off". Nobody would think it at all inconsistent for the response to be followed with "I don't think we ought to get rid of them or anything, but I mean for fuck's sake", or words to that effect.

Someone appears to have had a brain fart and figured that anyone who was enthusiastic enough to turn up would be self-selected from the upper tail of the distribution of how keen on the idea people are, so it ought to be a great way to get everyone into the party mood. They overlooked the point that all the people who don't want to turn up will naturally be even keener to tell the world that if they had been asked they would have said "fuck off".

"The Swedes though don't seem to care much about their royals apart from wanting them to show up for certain events."

Nor do we really. There's blah all over the media when something like this happens and crowds turn up that look impressive on TV but most people don't take any notice. It's not uncommon for some random totally non-royal crap to happen that has blah in the media and crowds and a good many of them seem to attract more general attention than this one is doing. I haven't noticed anyone in my street putting flags up but I know for sure that if it was football there would be several houses with great big ones. Similarly for the jubilee last summer they officially closed part of the street off for people to have street parties and nobody did. The frantic obsessive celeb-watching thing seems to afflict Americans standing outside looking in more than it does people here.

This is the thing that people miss about British monarchy. The great thing about them is they're ignorable. All the "notable interactions" between the monarch and the rest of the political apparatus over the last thousand years odd have shared the same basic purpose of increasing the number and/or extent of situations where the monarch can be ignored. Now we've basically achieved full coverage and can rely on them to carry on docilely posing for stamps and cutting ribbons in the background while we can all get on with our lives without them compelling us to notice them at all. This is what we want: it all Just Works and doesn't change so it carries on Just Working and nobody has to worry. And it's particularly attractive because the most obvious/available thing for most people to compare it to is the US Presidency and you seem to have to worry about that all the time even in Britain let alone the US.

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"Sorry Herr Richter, I was just giving this nuke a bit of a polish and it fell on my foot..."

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Grant @ 194:

Question for the Brits:
There's something in the news about members of the public being "invited" to swear allegiance to C3 on Saturday.

As I have never met with, worked with, nor socialised with C III I have no idea why I would swear allegiance to him - and especially not his successors, who I know even less about.

I think those suggesting it are several sticks short of a bundle.

Again, looking on from outside it seemed to be sort of a symbolic gesture - like the "moment of silence" on Remembrance Day or everyone singing "Jerusalem & "God Save the Queen" (King) on the last night of "BBC Proms"

... something meant to bring all of the people of the nation together in a shared moment rather than any heavy-duty political statement.

Like in the U.S. where they start baseball & (American) football games with the national anthem.

I don't think the secret police will be monitoring compliance, whether you mumble the words or substitute bawdy lyrics ... or just ignore the whole damn thing.

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JReynolds @ 216:

The coronation is a once-in-a-lifetime event

Heh. Since C-3 is 74, I expect to live to see his son's coronation (if the UK is still a monarchy).

I expect I'll be long in the ground before his grandson becomes king. Assuming, as above, that the UK is still a monarchy.

(Of course, the coronation is a once-in-a-lifetime event - for C-3!)

Technically it will be the second in his lifetime (as it is for me - he's about 10 months older). He was, I believe, 4 years old when his mother was crowned. I wonder how much of the ceremony he remembers? I don't remember it at all.

I don't even know if it made the TV news over here, and I wasn't yet the "news junkie" I would become later in life (I was only 3 y.o. & an American to boot).

I might still be around for a third one if Charles goes prematurely.

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He was, I believe, 4 years old when his mother was crowned. I wonder how much of the ceremony he remembers? I don't remember it at all.

He probably remembers it the way I remember the Apollo 11 moon landing. Yes, I was 4 when it happened. And yes, I remember being woken up at 5am to come downstairs and watch it on TV: it was a very big deal.

Your mum being crowned? I'm pretty sure that would be an even bigger deal.

I don't even know if it made the TV news over here

There was no real time trans-Atlantic TV back then; they made a big deal about delivering film of the coronation to the colonies using RAF Canberra jet bombers -- just barely subsonic! -- to get it to South Africa within 12 hours and Australia within 36.

Real time trans-Atlantic TV only became a thing after Telstar 1 went into orbit in the early 1960s.

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It confused me no end. We had to chalk union jacks onto paper, go to a crossroads, and then wave them as a car drove by. It was over a decade before I understood why.

That was in what is now Zambia, and the car probably held the governor general.

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Are you talking about the British public which - with some help from the First Past The Post voting system - voted Cameron, Brexit, May and Johnson plus Redwood, Truss, Kwarteng, Rees-Mogg, Shapps, Bridgen, Badenoch, Patel, Gove, Fox, Patel, Dorries, Grayling, Widdecombe, Hunt, Baker, Zahawi, Anderson, Dowden, Ross, Williamson, Javid, Wragg, Davis into Parliament and Johnson Snr and Farage into Europe?

That British people?

Would you really trust them to chew gum and watch a soap opera at the same time?

There is something special about the UK, we have the least talented politicians in europe.

226:

Frankie Boyle has a 45 minute video titled "Farewell to the Monarchy" on his 'Frankie Boyle's New World Order' Youtube site. A nice synopsis of why kings are not good.

227:

He probably remembers it the way I remember the Apollo 11 moon landing. Yes, I was 4 when it happened. And yes, I remember being woken up at 5am to come downstairs and watch it on TV: it was a very big deal.

I was 15 for the Apollo landing. We hadn't had a TV for 9 months as our 13" B&W was broken. My 11 year old brother and I told my parents that if we didn't have a TV by the time of the launch we'd pack our things and head for the nearest neighbor who would put us up for 3 or 4 days.

But kids memories 4 years old and younger are very malleable. I have a memory of Jesus showing up at our front door to take my sister. (She died when I was 2.) I have to assume my mother told me this (that Jesus took her to heaven) so often that the memory got imprinted. To this day. Interestingly much later in life I realized that Jesus looked just like his portrait in the church hallway.

I also have a few other strong memories from under 12 that I now have details that are wrong.

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the appropriate answer to the Coronation and other things is Billy Bragg.

I once had a fun explanation from an anarchist about the difference between Bragg's version of the Internationale and the proper one.

And somehow YouTube guessed that I would be keen to watch Frankie Boyle's explanation of why the monarchy is so fun and useful.

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crowds turn up that look impressive on TV

Yeah, it looks great until you remember the crowds that turned out for the invasion of Iraq, and for other similar celebrations of British culture.

The great thing about having a holiday when the old monarch retires and then another holiday when the new one arrives is that we can arrange to have lots of those if we want to. "ruler for life" has often been much less time than you might think, as the noted historian Dr Boyle mentioned in the video above, Jane Grey ruled for nine days, was deposed but her life was spared... for several months. And you'll note that she "claimed the throne" but whining peasants still go on about whether she was really queen at all. Perhaps the human sacrifice at her coronation was done improperly?

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I’m five months older than the King. My memories of the coronation are limited to: Getting a television delivered the day before and watching Andy Pandy after which the man from the TV rental shop demonstrated to all the neighbours how the tube would not implode by tapping it lightly with a hammer. It broke. All the neighbours crowded into the living room of our council flat watching the coronation the next day on the replacement TV. The street party had jelly, which I liked and blancmange which I hated. Charles probably had even less memory. But, unlike me he, had full colour films of the day which he must have seen many times and will have become memories, even though second hand.

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I read that CBS hired a civilian P-51 to fly the film to Boston. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/queen-elizabeth-ii-coronation-television-broadcasting-battleground/ I was 2 1/2 years in the future, an acceptable excuse for not watching.

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an acceptable excuse for not watching.

In June of 1953 I have to wonder if even 1/2 of the people in the US had access to a TV. Even at a friends or neighbors house. It would be 2 more years until 1/2 of the households in the US had a TV. But most of that was concentrated in urban areas. Where I grew up didn't have a viewable TV station for another 2 years after that.

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The only thing special about the UK is the FPTP voting system, that indeed is the worst in all European democracies. But the people, the politicians? No, all countries are full of scoundrels. I'd wager that you are deeply familiar with the British ones just because you are British.

Look at Austria, for instance. Very recently we had the Ibiza scandal. The prime minister, Kurz, survived the scandal, but got kicked out shortly thereafter because of an unrelated corruption scandal. And that's only recent history. If you go back two decades you have the legendary Jörg Haider, whose tales of corruption, incompetence, and hatred can fill entire books. And nevertheless Austrians have managed to elect respectable Presidents for decades.

I'm genuinely curious about your view on democracy. Your arguments against letting people elect the head of state all apply to electing the government. Which is a much more pressing matter, given that the head of state has so little power. Should elections be abolished altogether then? How do you think the government should be chosen?

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Re mass singings of the national anthem, pledges of allegiance, etc. - That kind of public affirmation isn't really a thing we British engage in with any enthusiasm - in fact anyone who does show enthusiasm is usually regarded as faintly embarrassing. Of course we are British, why make a fuss about it? The rare occasions when we are required to sing the national anthem it's done more with mumbling and shuffled feet than enthusiasm. Maybe we feel that such displays are a sign of insecurity? Weirdly that doesn't apply so much to enthusiasm for the individual componant nations of the UK, usually expressed through sporting fixtures - though excessive nationalism outside those events is restricted to small subsets of each population who mostly get quietly ignored by most people with perhaps a bit of eye rolling.

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Hence Terry Pratchett making the words to the second verse of the Ankh Moorpork anthem consist of "ner ner ner ner", except for the last line, since only some one very dodgy actually remembers beyond the first verse of their national anthem.

236:

Indeed, very much so.

I should perhaps also note that in my view one of the reasons for the Scottish National Party's rise is the sidelining of nationalists and an emphasis on "We can do better" rather than "We just are better". Nicely summed up in the Corries song "Scotland will Flourish", written as a rejoinder to the fervent nationalists they had acquired as fans. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkr9c_ok-7c

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For EC & others interested in Astrophysics & the misfits in the models: A crack has appeared - it seems

Charlie @ 215
Doublepusgood!
Oh yes, oldest known person was Jeanne Calment - made it to 122 (!)

Grant
Worse than Hungary?
Not counting Russia, obviously ....

AJ (He/Him)
What SNP "rise"?
It's beginning to look as they are almost as incompetent & crooked as the tories, but I will say that they don't seem to be either deliberately cruel or wreckers, which the tories are ....

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Yes. Singing the following in a pub (while swigging some beer) during the coronation is about the limit of acceptable patriotic fervour - it dates from the last King Charles, after all :-)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Here%27s_a_Health_unto_His_Majesty

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Well, let me answer. I don't belong to your religion (The Holy Populace is always right) and most particularly don't believe in your dogma (so-called representative democracy is the One True Form of Governance). I believe that representative democracy is purely a means to an end - i.e. I side with Churchill (*) - indeed, I side with Pope (+).

The reason that I am a monarchist has NOTHING to do with claptrap like the Divine Right of Kings (though a little to do with tradition - i.e. preserving history). It is because I regard the UK's so-called representative democracy as having actually failed, and being incurable short of a revolution, for the reasons I gave in the first paragraph following the questions of #131 and OGH gave in #215. And I don't see any hope of a revolution, for reasons hinted at by Grant in #225.

I regard King Charles as being more loyal to his country (sic) than any of our politicians. His brain may sometimes wander out to lunch, but his heart is in the right place, and he has a spine. This puts him two organs above any of our recent prime ministers. No, OF COURSE, monarchy is not universally superior, but I assert that it would be in the UK of 2023.

(*) https://winstonchurchill.org/resources/quotes/the-worst-form-of-government/

(+) https://libquotes.com/alexander-pope/quote/lbv2w2s

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I was actually replying to Grant #225, but forgot to click the button.

Being a monarchist and against democracy is at least consistent, I grant you that. But you didn't say how do you think the government should be chosen then.

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You are still misunderstanding. I am not against democracy, nor even against the mechanisms that are called that, but I don't regard them as sacrosanct. And I most definitely don't hold with the dogma that they necessarily bring benefits like liberty and social beneficience in their wake. The evidence is strongly against that.

Traditionally, the UK monarchy and its immediate predecessors appointed the government, partially constrained by the advisory council (which has varied over the years). My assertion is that we would be better off with that system than what we have today. Unfortunately :-(

If you are asking me about what form of government I actually believe would be best for the UK, that's an entirely different question. No, I am not going to answer that, unless OGH wants me to, because it would take over the post.

242:

Today it has been deemed newsworthy that Princess Anne doesn't think it's a good idea to "slim down" the monarchy. Clearly an entirely objective viewpoint. Discussion closed. /s

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"IIRC, the argument was applied to ALL of the ongoing pomp & circumstance and ceremony around the royal family; not just ONE ceremony. The coronation is a once-in-a-lifetime event and may cost a bit more than the contemporaneous tourist revenue it brings in this month, but on average the tourists who come to see the royals year in & year out and the income it generates for the U.K. is greater than the cost of maintaining the royals. "

Again, [citation needed]. Would the tourists who come to see the Buckingham Palace forgo coming to UK if instead of a country where the royal family owns 12 billion pounds worth of real estate they could visit the empty Buckingham Palace and a Golden Guillotine monument, or equivalent?

The Eiffel Tower is like The Tower of London, a building with minuscule costs of upkeep that people want to visit regardless of the wealth of some posh guys who own or don't own it, it's not like there would be three times more tourists coming to France if the France would still have the Royal Family owning billions of euros in real estate and owning the Louvre.

The assumption that people would not come to visit London if not for the billionaire wealth of the royal family seems just silly to me. But then, this is the UK, so silliness seems de rigueur.

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I have mixed feelings. Unaccountable power is always a bad thing, I'm sure we can all agree.

The problem there is that all the post-Johnson PMs of the UK have unaccountable power. They weren't elected, they don't even represent the mandate on which their predecessor(s) were elected, and we've got years before we can sling them out. During that time they are 100% unaccountable.

And that even assumes they were ever accountable. The lesson of demagogues is that if they're any damn good at demagoguing, it's nearly inevitable that they'll get power by making promises they can't keep. Republicanism requires an informed, educated electorate who are familiar with analytical thinking. None of those points are majority-true in modern Britain, and there's moderate evidence that demagogues (Thatcher, Blair and Johnson particularly spring to mind) either made efforts to keep it that way or at the very least let it slide. That a paper could claim "It was the Sun wot won it" and not be entirely wrong should be terrifying.

Is a £50m piss-up worth having right now? Hell no. Am I as prone to screaming "moral bankrupcy!" about this as, for example, Boris Johnson continuing to claim he represents anyone apart from himself and his latest piece of skirt? Also hell no.

I'll also mention David Lammy (Labour MP) on "Any questions" on R4 the other day, when the panel were asked for their opinion on the coronation. He said that after the London riots, he got precisely one face-showing visit from the PM, and precisely no backing to rebuild. Conversely he got 5 personal visits from Charles, and Charles personally pivoted his charities in that direction. So OGH's claims do require a question of whether he's objecting to a hypothetical royal entity or this specific one, because the latter does not seem to be based on evidence.

245:

You would be right, were it anyone else. But look up her record.

246:

I regard King Charles as being more loyal to his country (sic) than any of our politicians. His brain may sometimes wander out to lunch, but his heart is in the right place, and he has a spine. This puts him two organs above any of our recent prime ministers.

Then your support for monarchy is contingent on the personality and character of one specific monarch (and, I assume, his predecessor).

Ask yourself -- if a random improbable accident wiped out most of the royals such that the monarchy landed on Prince Andrew, would that change your position? How about Princess Michael of Kent (who appears to be quite the racist)?

What you're saying is not that you're a monarchist, but that the rest of the framework of government has failed and the current incumbent shows favourably in contrast with the likes of Boris Johnson and Liz Truss.

247:

With your comment I'll now ask questions that have been rattling around in my mind.

What if the next in line is born with Down Syndrome?

Or has a traumatic brain injury in an auto accident?

Or????

Or is just not all that bright?

This non UK person is curious about such.

248:

That's exactly my point.

Most of the time, the UK lucked out with monarchs during the 20th century. The one time when they didn't they got Edward VIII, who was friends with that nice Mr Hitler. Scandalously marrying a divorced American was the excuse the Palace used to pension him off -- in reality, by 1937 it was glaringly obvious the UK was heading into a war with the Nazis and having a Nazi King would have been a little bit embarrassing.

I want to emphasize that the UK got lucky in recent history. (Consider what might have happened if Eddie hadn't conveniently handed the Palace Wallis Simpson as an excuse?) But there is no guarantee that such luck will continue.

The Downs Syndrome question is one that is probably dealt with these days by prenatal testing and a discreet abortion -- along with any other testable hereditable diseases. Not that anyone will admit to any such eugenicist practices in public, but I give it a 50/50 probability that it's happening. (Possible exception: Downs Syndrome in particular can be mitigated these days with the right education and care affordances -- there are even people with Downs Syndrome who have gained a university degree. But they tend to succumb to early onset dementia and die in their 60s, and that's a problem for a hereditary institution that emphasizes continuity.)

The TBI ... at that point, the monarch or heir is probably declared incompetent and retired and the spare is activated.

"Just not all that bright" is a recurring problem with monarchy -- just look at Kaiser Wilhelm II for a horrible example -- and that's when you rolled snake eyes. The institution works around it to some extent by keeping the incumbent in a cotton wool box, but that has its limits ...

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discreet abortion

There are a lot of whispered legends that many still births "back in the day", especially in rural areas (the US west in the 1800s) were really euthanasias at birth by doctors and midwives after they saw what came out. But no one wants to discuss such in public.

250:

No. That's not so.

They have a tradition of service, which our politicians have lost, and their controllers (see #131 and #215) despise. Andrew would be no worse than Johnson, and he is about the worst plausible candidate. Reverting to the Sovereign in Council would be better for at least a generation or few, and we have traditional methods of removing unacceptable monarchs. But that is only part of what I am saying.

The other (and more important) part is that I am saying that our entire political system (not just the framework of government) has failed, and is not recoverable short of a revolution. We have had two opportunities for change 2011 and 2019, and both were sabotaged by the broken system. Bugger the individuals currently ruining our country - they're irrelevant.

Turning your question round, is what YOU are saying that abolishing the monarchy would correct this? If so, I call out 'bullshit'.

251:

Re: 'The assumption that people would not come to visit London if not for the billionaire wealth of the royal family seems just silly to me. But then, this is the UK, so silliness seems de rigueur.'

You seem to have forgotten a wee detail: C3 and firm are okay with regular people visiting/seeing the historical stuff they own. I seriously doubt that this is the case for other UK billionaires. So yes, fewer tourists would likely visit the UK if C3 and family weren't around.

Apart from 'OMG are we seeing the start of WW3!?' when Russia invaded Ukraine I figured that no way would I now ever be able to visit The Hermitage. Even though the USSR did away with their version of monarchy, it not only held onto but protected that historical property and contents for their populace. I have one of the books below - and now wonder whether Putin and friends are going to try to sell any of it off to finance their war against Ukraine.

'The Hermitage Collections: Volume I: Treasures of World Art; Volume II: From the Age of Enlightenment to the Present Day'

https://www.amazon.com/-/es/Dr-Mikhail-Borisovich-Piotrovsky/dp/0847835030

Social/group identity, sense of belonging as well as one's place in a family, group, or society relies quite a bit on shared history and ritual and most rituals have a mix of visual, auditory and movement components. Birthdays, high school/college graduation, wedding ceremonies/celebrations and funerals are still around. And if you think they're irrelevant - suggest you read up on the people who had to miss these during COVID lockdowns. I think that the 'ritual' question should focus on what message that ritual is tied to how that message benefits the people involved. (My understanding is that there's usually an acknowledgement of some new responsibility attached to most 'ceremonies'.)

BTW - Charlie & EC - I agree with both of you because both of you (I think) are saying that when it comes to government, i.e., managing a society, how it actually operates is more relevant than what it's called. Unfortunately when this topic comes up for discussion, the label (monarchy, democracy, republic, etc.) usually becomes the sole focus: the magic wand by which the pols/backers are guiding the attention/distracting the audience. IOW, this label fixation is in itself a societal ritual.

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Prince John of Wales for instance? Never higher than 5th in line though, younger brother of Edward VIII and George VI.

246: Princess Michael of Kent is nowhere in the line of succession. Prince Michael was 15th in line at the time they married but lost his place because she's Catholic. He was reinstated in 2013 by the act that put Charlotte ahead of her younger brother, but in the mean time a lot more have gone in higher up.

253:

C3 and firm are okay with regular people visiting/seeing the historical stuff they own. I seriously doubt that this is the case for other UK billionaires.

From 1945 to the last decade the National Trust was a big thing. Inheritance tax gutted the land-owning noble families after WW2. The National Trust then moved in to buy up/take over a lot of stately homes and open them to the public as museums (or in some cases, hotels). The original owners frequently kept the right to live there, but the NT took over the maintenance and running costs of estates ranging from mansions all the way up to royal palaces.

Then the Tories broke everything.

254:

Reagan was definitely too old...or at least too sick. Senile dementia. Nancy Pelosi is also causing problems because she is sick. And she may have some mental problems, also.

It's not being too old, per se, that is the problem, it's the problems that often (usually?) accompany it. There's also the problem of getting out of touch with the changes in the world. Sometimes this is desirable, but not all that often.

That said, flowing with the popular opinions is also often a recipe for disaster...just a different kind of disaster.

It probably has it's own failure modes, but I often thing the best choice would be government by triads selected by sortiledge (not the whiskey).

255:

Sorry, but no. The real power in the US government lies with the executive. That's not what it says on paper, but that's the way it has developed. The legislature is too often deadlocked, and can only override the president when there's a 2/3 majority in both houses of Congress. The Supreme Court is too slow to be effective. By the time it gets around to deciding a case, the president they're overriding is already retired.

But what would be the role of a President in a Parliamentary government? He really needs to have some major role, or the whole idea is a waste of time. Possibly it should be the right to call a new election whenever requested. Possibly it should include the right to request that the courts try politician he names for ethics violations. Possibly it should be an overrideable veto. (That's not so bad if he doesn't have an executive bureaucracy to back him up.) And possibly he should be immune to Parliamentary correction...except that a new election could replace him.

256:

CharlesH, unless you've heard something I haven't, I think you meant Dianne Feinstein and not Nancy Pelosi (although she is clearly not as agile as she used to be - there are too many seriously old people in the halls of power). Dianne Feinstein is ruining her legacy by not resigning even though she is clearly not able to do the job. (There are several things about the US politics of the last couple of decades that would have turned out quite differently if certain elected officials had been willing to step aside when they were no longer at their best.)

257:

You wrote: "Republicanism requires an informed, educated electorate"

This! Many, many years ago, I was talking to a co-worker, both of us programmers. I said, "I know you consider me weird, and I'm happy with that, but just out of curiosity, why do you think I'm weird?"

She thought for a minute, then replied, "Well, you've got an opinion on everything."

In my mind, not saying it to her, was "but it's the DUTY of a citizen of a democracy to have informed opinion, how else can you vote?"

258:

No, Raygun was a lot worse than that. He literally wanted to be a G-man, and J. Edger Hoover, who was Not a nice person, thought he was a wacko. He also betrayed his union - he was president of the screen actors' guild, and informing as much as he could to the FBI.

259:

Here's another problem: ChatBots. Currently Hollywood writers are on strike because of them, so they're already a factor to be considered. Would a "incompetent, but well meaning" King scripted by a Chatbot be a bad idea?

Actually, if you're contemplating revising your government (which we are, if only in the abstract), then the changes in AI need to be integrated into the replacement. But who controls the goals and message of that AI?

For that matter, in the US we've already been warned that we're heading into a "deepfake election". I don't know what that means, and I don't think anyone else does either, but it could get pretty bad.

Add to this that the AI landscape is not standing still. So HOW do you change the government if you redesign it? It's starting to look like it's likely to be like a government run by Twitter, unless precautions are taken, but what precautions.

To me this feels like a terrible time to start changing aspects of government. But that next year would be worse.

Perhaps all the symbols of stability should be cherished and protected right now.

260:

I have been reading the discussion and I'm a bit puzzled by the stance that republic must involve having a president. I realize that most (all?) republics these days have them, but it is by no means given. And if you really want the office of president, the Romans had a solution to the issue of checks and balances: Have two presidents (consuls) with the power to veto each other.

261:

You're right. I'm also having memory problems. Interestingly though, I can still program, which surprises me. (But then I always had problems with names.)

262:

I wasn't saying that Reagan was a decent person or a good president, I was saying that towards the end he suffered senile dementia. (Yes, your criticisms of him are valid, but those are unrelated to whether older people should be retired from vital offices.)

263:

I think every deliberative body needs a "president", i.e. one who presides over the discussion. The office has several different titles, and, in fact, I suspect that one of them is Prime Minister. (I don't know enough about the UK Parliament to be at all sure of this, though.)

OTOH, clearly no government needs an office with the name of "president". It can be called several different things. And the name can be given to several different offices. (From what I've read earlier in this list, I suspect the Irish "President" is a different office than the one who presides over the legislature.) In the US, certainly, the "President" is the guy that presides over the executive branch. The Senate is presided over by the Vice-President, and the House by the Speaker. (Possibly the Supreme Court is presided over by the Chief Justice, but I'm not sure.)

So. If you've got one main governing body, then the "President" should be the one who presided over it. But titles don't always match function.

As such, in most of the comments what is meant by the term "President" isn't well defined. Often it seems to be thought of as a purely ceremonial job. In which case it could well have a different title, and even be one role of a different job. (Mayors often cut construction ribbons.) But SOMEBODY has to be the one who says "OK, do it", even if that's all they do.

I suppose the idea is that since there's no Monarch to do the ceremonial duty, you need someone else in a Republican government, and that seems right. It seems silly to call that person a president, but that seems to be a traditional term in many places.

264:

It's not being too old, per se, that is the problem, it's the problems that often (usually?) accompany it.

We accept age limits to certain professions (airline pilot, for example). It doesn't seem unreasonable that we also have age limits for politicians. (And judges, for that matter.)

Every few years the hoary old issue of testing older drivers rears its head, after a senior clearly experiencing cognitive decline kills someone. Never goes anywhere, because older voters vote, but maybe it should. (I'm glad my mother recognizes that she shouldn't drive at night anymore. Some of her friends don't recognize their limits — to the extent of "wake me up if I fall asleep, my medication has that effect sometimes".)

265:

There are several things about the US politics of the last couple of decades that would have turned out quite differently if certain elected officials had been willing to step aside when they were no longer at their best.

Not just elected officials. Consider what might have happened if RBG had resigned when Obama had the votes to replace her, rather than letting Trump pick her successor.

266:

Every few years the hoary old issue of testing older drivers rears its head

I know a very well respected cardiologist. And due to that specialty most of his patients are older. He said the #1 question he gets asked is: "Am I OK to drive".

And almost always the very adult children in the room but sitting behind the patient are waving hand and shaking their heads in an emphatic NO!!!!.

267:

I'm also having memory problems. Interestingly though, I can still program, which surprises me.

Decades ago a friend of mine had brain cancer. She lost a lot of her vocabulary*, but could still design microchips. The mind is a strange and wondrous thing…


*For example, referring to "the thing you go in and out of" because she couldn't remember the word "door".

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Every few years the hoary old issue of testing older drivers rears its head, after a senior clearly experiencing cognitive decline kills someone. Never goes anywhere

Here in the UK, once you hit 70 your driving license needs renewing every 3 years, with a doctor signing off that you're still fit to drive. (Prior to photocard licenses coming in, you got a paper license that was good until age 70; now the photocard needs renewing every decade because I guess photos age.)

269:

I'm now an older driver. I'd be HAPPY to retake the test, if everyone else older had to. Given I'm a better driver than 80% of those out there (evidence to support m claim: let's see, last ticket was... decades ago.)

270:

almost always the very adult children in the room but sitting behind the patient are waving hand and shaking their heads in an emphatic NO!!!!

Yeah. I worry about my mother. I still remember her nearly backing over a young mother with a stroller, and saying "she should have known that I can't see behind me" rather than accepting that her minivan had restricted visibility that was her responsibility to deal with (by, for example, keeping track of who walks behind you and not backing up until you see them emerge).

271:

It doesn't seem unreasonable that we also have age limits for politicians.

James Baker of Reagan's cabinet and advisors recently said in an interview that older politicians need to step aside. He said he feels as smart as ever but knows he's a step or two behind where he should be to be in government. He's 93.

George P. Shultz on the other hand is of the same cadre of Reagan's cabinet and advisers. And keeps getting involved with shady things when he should know better. Theranos for one.

He was around 90 when he got involved.

I like the statement by Charles de Gaulle:

"The cemeteries of the world are full of indispensable men.”

272:

And then there's Henry Kissinger. Who I understand got bilked out of millions by Elizabeth Holmes' Theranos. (She intimidated Kissinger. Just let that sink in for a minute.)

273:

Taking away the car keys is likely the most contentious thing adult kids get to do with their parents. Almost, and at times a bigger deal, than selling the home.

A common thing is for the "kid" that lives in another city to take the keys when they leave after a visit "home". Then the ire and spleen venting is not directed at the ones still local and having to deal daily/weekly.

These things were contentious with my mother and mother in law. In different and strange ways but it did create divisions between siblings that still hang around 10 years later.

274:

Yeah. It was a Big Deal when a good friend of mine had to arrange to take away her partner's car key (and the car went away).

On the other hand, under the heading of my role model, when my father got a ticket for going too slow on a bridge, in his late sixties, he sold the car. But then, my folks lived in Philly, with good public transit.

275:

Graham
Horribly correct. In fact the Monarchy is considerably more "Representative" than either of BoZo's successors, & probably have the whole nation's best interests closer to "heart" than the current crew of { as you say: unaccountable } liars, chancers, crooks, thieves & fascists.
Um.
Republicanism requires an informed, educated electorate who are familiar with analytical thinking. - NOT EVEN WRONG, starting with Rome, if not Athens & true ever since.
SEE ALSO whitroth @ 257!

THANK YOU for that David Lammy quote .. I didn't know that.
Yeah, right: tory PM makes soothing noises, does nothing, but Charles TAKES NOTICE.

Charlie @ 253
Then the tories broke everything - not quite, not yet, but...they are working on it.
They are clearly trying to completely smash the NHS, the Railways &the welcoming image of Britain, & make it difficult to go abroad, & fill the rivers with shit ... and anything else they can break & loot, before the next election. ...
And then blame Labour for the cost of clearing up the wreckage.

Rbt Prior
It's a witch-hunt, given the "accident" rates for under-25's ....
I've had to remove 3 seatbelts from the L-R & legally declare it an 8-seater, so that I can continue to drive it, because "It's a BUS" & I used to get the extra medical tests either free, or low-cost & it's been toryised & I can't afford it.
But then, like my deceased aunt who gave up driving, voluntarily, at 91, because she realised her eyesight wasn't up to it ... in my case, I'm concerned about my (future) reaction-time. { Which, incidentally is NOT TESTED } after your initial Driving Test ...

276:

Last time I had to help an older relative renew their driving licence, it was all self-certify. There was a question around "Are you healthy enough to drive", but nothing that require getting the doctor involved. Click yes to the boxes, and the new driving licence turns up.

This was around 2017-19, so under the Tories. I don't know if it was different under the previous administration.

277:

And now, for today's news headline: Anti-monarchists receive ‘intimidatory’ Home Office letter on new protest laws:

Official warning letters have been sent to anti-monarchists planning peaceful protests at King Charles III’s coronation saying that new criminal offences to prevent disruption have been rushed into law.

Using tactics described by lawyers as “intimidatory”, the Home Office’s Police Powers Unit wrote to the campaign group Republic saying new powers had been brought forward to prevent “disruption at major sporting and cultural events”.

Need I say anything more?

278:

Even with all of his faults, isn't King Charles a true environmentalist?

Might be handy to have a Green King when the climate change storm hits the British Isles.

279:

It’s not always like that. I’m 74. I have sleep apnoea. If my respiratory medicine consultant reports me as not taking CPAP treatment I will lose my driving licence. And modern CPAP machines as used by the NHS are internet linked. Somebody has a complete record of my sleeping habits. If the internet connection goes down there’s no sign on the equipment but I will get a letter in a few days asking me to fix the connection (the data is stored and retransmitted). For my last driving licenc e renewal I also had to provide a new photograph. Since my passport renewal was within a few days of the driving licence renewal and both needed a new photo. These days you get your photo taken and the photographer provides a time limited internet link to the passport office and DVLA. Luckily both my applications were dealt with quickly. The same photo is used for both.

280:

Elisabeth Holmes’s went out of her way to recruit helpers who knew nothing at all about Laboratory Medicine. When I read about Theranos i looked up what information was available and it was an obvious scam. Or maybe a crazy idea which made her start the scam when it failed. It’s not impossible to do tests on one drop of blood. A drop of blood is about 20 microlitres. Most modern medical biochemical anaysers us 2 to 10 microlitres on blood per test. But sending a drop on blood taken from a fingerprick to a central lab for testing can’t be done. Different test need different anticoagulants an preservatives. Repeat tests need to be done for quality control failures and to check and/or dilute unexpected results. And reliably collecting blood from a fingerprick is not easy. And serum and plasma give more reliable results than blood for most tests. Nobody with lab experience should have been taken in. I wasn’t worried about my job becoming outmoded. .

281:

"The assumption that people would not come to visit London if not for the billionaire wealth of the royal family seems just silly to me. But then, this is the UK, so silliness seems de rigueur."

The point behind that argument is about the attractiveness to tourists of seeing a living tradition in action, rather than there being nothing more than a pile of stuffed relics that nobody does anything with any more except to dust and polish them every now and then. We've got craploads of relics, but they aren't stuffed, they are still alive and kicking and still being used for something at least related to their original purpose. So it's particularly attractive to eg. the kind of tourists who think the whole thing's like Disney and are keen to see a real place that real princesses really live in, not just somewhere they used to or some cardboard mock-up staffed by actors.

Of course it looks silly when you take a result expressed as a bunch of reals and try and reduce it to a single bit, but so do lots of arguments, so that doesn't count. What's really silly about it is a lot more fundamental. It's an attempt to counter an ignorant objection that isn't based on anything factual by trotting out a canned answer that sounds knowledgeable and researched but is really just another thing pulled out of someone's arse.

"Oh, let's get rid of the royals, they're a waste of money. Of course they are, they must be, just look at them, it stands to reason."

"Oh, but all the tourists they bring in spend even more money, and it's more than enough to cover it. Of course they do, they must do, just look at them, it stands to reason."

As far as assertions of the form "it takes however-much money to have X" mean anything at all to begin with, we do actually have a tolerably close approach to an accurate answer, in the form of the "money wot goes to the royals" item in the government accounts. I can't remember how much it is but it's remarkably small, comparable to the quantities local city councils piss up the wall by being fucking stupid (eg. "1.9e7 < 5e5"; repeat until budget exhausted, then whine), let alone central government. People either don't know this and assume it's a couple of orders of magnitude greater, or they do know it but don't like it so they invent their own figures which are more than a couple of orders of magnitude greater, by adding up irrelevant shit like how much money goes on things currently called the "royal something-or-other" that we'd still have to pay if those things weren't called "royal" any more because we'd still have the things, and chucking in bollocks like "and of course they don't pay taxes" (they do).

As for the tourist money bit, that's pretty much entirely made up. Foreign tourists come here and spend money. There's probably an estimate of the total amount which is not intolerably inaccurate, but how much difference it would make not having the royals and even in which direction is basically impossible to discover. You can't get any useful data by asking them, and you can't exactly do a controlled experiment. (Parallel universes as a sandbox for testing different ideas for constitutional restructuring?) So what you get is some anally-extracted figure chosen to sound plausible, whether you get it from someone down the pub or from some bunch of crawling parasites who charge people millions of pounds to pull figures for money for things out of their arses and hork up a multi-megabyte PDF of guff and random photographs to put them in.

282:

257 - One of my workmates once said to me and I quote, "Christ, do you have an opinion on everything?"
The correct answer would have been, "No, only on things I care about!"

263 - Well, the Irish Parliament is complicated, partly by the reuse of terms, partly by the use of Irish Gaelic names.

264 - A recent fatal crash in Scotland was a single vehicle crash where the driver/victim was 19. Should he not have been driving because he was "too old"?

278 - Greene King predate Speaker to Plants by a couple of centuries.

283:

Rct 264: I want every damn car on the road - retro fit them - for the driver's seat to be a Faraday cage, no, you CAN NOT USE YOUR DAMN MOBILE WHILE DRIVING. They're all holding them, and reading them at lights....

284:

prevent “disruption at major sporting and cultural events”

So targeted against football hooligans and those who insist on singing along at the opera, right? :-)

285:

We've got craploads of relics, but they aren't stuffed

Yeah, but that's a fixable problem… :-)

286:

you CAN NOT USE YOUR DAMN MOBILE WHILE DRIVING

I use mine all the time: as a GPS with navigation. (And music system, for longer drives.) Mounted to the dash (neat holder that clips in a vent), plugged into the car stereo so I can easily hear the directions.

It's really handy to hear the navigation prompts for upcoming turns, especially when the truck traffic is blocking my view of street signs (such as my trip to Vaughan yesterday, where I was stuck totally surrounded by semitrailers with absolutely no view of any signs).

Got it set so it automatically blocks incoming calls/texts while I'm driving (I can override that when I'm a passenger, but the default is block incoming calls).

287:

That doesn't seem particularly strange to me at all; it's how my mind works anyway. The object that represents the thing in my mind basically isn't verbal at all, but "a thing you go in and out of" is a much more accurate verbal expression of it than "door" is. "Door" is just a label tied on to some random attachment point with a bit of string that doesn't really have a fat lot to do with it. In conversation I do occasionally find myself unable to locate the bit of string, and maybe I manage to fumble my way to a different bit of string that ties on the label "la porte" or maybe I just get stuck and say "you know, one o' them inny-outy things".

The label certainly isn't a necessary or even very useful item for thinking about the thing. With programming especially I get on better with no labels at all. It never occurs to me to make my own up. The "official" labels appear to be specifically designed to create confusion and mystery around things which are really simple and dead obvious, and make these really simple things impenetrably obscure by ensuring that any discussion or description of them has in any given sentence at least three fucking stupid words being used to mean something not far off the opposite of what they look like they ought to mean, if they look like they mean anything at all; therefore I never know what they are supposed to mean, and if I find out I can't remember it because it's such a mindbendingly inappropriate word that has nothing to do with this dead simple thing I've known about for years. The lack of labels doesn't hinder me at all thinking about stuff in its own right, even if it does mean that I think most people on stackoverflow are talking gibberish.

288:

Tweak the radars in radar speed cameras to operate with enough power and at the right frequency to burn out the front ends. Ought to be possible with fixed installations at short range.

Trouble is you still have to deal with all the divs who insist on talking to their passengers while driving and fucking looking at them all the time they're doing it.

289:

That doesn't seem particularly strange to me at all; it's how my mind works anyway.

Well, it surprised the hell out of her neurosurgeon. They thought it was strange enough that they got several research papers out of her.

290:

Charlie @ 277
THAT is the tories trying to use & claim that the Monarchy belongs to them. { HINT: It does not. }
Fucking crooked liars & I refer you back to the post by Graham, itself referring to the response of the Labour MP for Tottenham, David Lammy.
NOTHING to do with the monarchy, everything to do with the crooks many of "us" were stupid, ignorant & gullible enough to vote fore in 2019, yes? JUST like bleeding Brexit, in fact.

291:

Re: 'Foreign tourists come here and spend money. There's probably an estimate of the total amount which is not intolerably inaccurate, but how much difference it would make not having the royals and even in which direction is basically impossible to discover.'

Agree - unless I'm visiting family my travel destinations include as many points of interest as possible. Although I don't know what specifically belongs to the royals and what belongs to the National Trust I'd definitely include sites associated with various monarchs through the ages.

Disneyland - okay for kids; for adults - meh. The line-ups are insane.

292:

Oh, it's that shitey Public Order Bill. I was thinking it was something that had just happened.

That's shite because the Tories are a bunch of shites. It's not because we've got a monarchy, it's because we've got a government that is working towards having "looking at a copper funny" as an imprisonable offence.

293:

And I'd guess that when you're doing something like that, what you pay for accommodation, food, and getting around the place is far greater than what you pay for visiting the actual things you visit? And there are more things you want to visit than you have time for all of, so you'd still be doing about the same amount of visiting whether or not the relative attractiveness of the various choices was altered, and not be left short of things to do?

294:

puzzled by the stance that republic must involve having a president

I think someone needs to be in charge, that's why many parliaments developed prime ministers and a similar need for organisation led to political parties. Spokescouncil models bypass this but not especially well and similar ideas from history have similar problems.

The Swiss have a rotating presidency in their council of elders* and that seems to work ok. https://www.thelocal.ch/20211230/explained-why-does-switzerlands-president-only-serve-one-year

My impression is that the Swiss system relies on local culture to work, but OTOH so does every other system. The current "Voice" debate in Australia got particularly silly when the far reich tried to liken it to the Treaty of Waitangi... because they didn't bother to find out that the Waitangi Commission is purely advisory, their power comes from the enthusiasm with which voters say "you racist fucks can get fucked" when a government disregards the suggestions of the tribunal. If Australians were similarly committed to "The Voice" it wouldn't matter whether it was a completely unofficial gathering of respected senior traditional owners or a Swiss Heptarch with absolute power.

(* "elder" refers to experience not age, someone who was first elected at 18 would serve ahead of someone first elected at 40 if first elected at the same time)

295:

"If my respiratory medicine consultant reports me as not taking CPAP treatment I will lose my driving licence. And modern CPAP machines as used by the NHS are internet linked."

I think those would be regarded in the USA as good examples of dystopian governmental over-reach by both the left and right sides of the polity.

296:

Charlie Stross @ 223:

I don't even know if it made the TV news over here

There was no real time trans-Atlantic TV back then; they made a big deal about delivering film of the coronation to the colonies using RAF Canberra jet bombers -- just barely subsonic! -- to get it to South Africa within 12 hours and Australia within 36.

Real time trans-Atlantic TV only became a thing after Telstar 1 went into orbit in the early 1960s.

Did Canada have TV news then? I'm sure if they did, however it was filmed & delivered to Canada for broadcast, THEY would have made a copy available to the U.S. networks in New York City.

Whether the U.S. TV networks would have found it newsworthy I don't know. I barely remember some images, but they might have been something I saw when I was older.

AFAIK, TV news in the U.S. was in its infancy with only 15 minute network shows weekday evenings & once a week news summary programs on Sunday. I don't really remember the weekday shows, and only vaguely remember the Sunday Show because my parents watched it.

297:

David L @ 232:

an acceptable excuse for not watching.

In June of 1953 I have to wonder if even 1/2 of the people in the US had access to a TV. Even at a friends or neighbors house. It would be 2 more years until 1/2 of the households in the US had a TV. But most of that was concentrated in urban areas. Where I grew up didn't have a viewable TV station for another 2 years after that.

The first VHF station in this area, WFMY, Channel 2, in Greensboro, went on the air in September 1949. There was a UHF station in Raleigh, WNAO Channel 28, went on the air in July 1953, but it went off the air in 1957 after the arrival of WTVD, Channel 11, in 1954 & WRAL, Channel 5, in 1956 and I'm pretty sure we didn't have a UHF tuner for our TV because it would have required an EXTRA set top box at the time.

So, likely my family didn't yet have a television in June of 1953.

I do remember we had one in 1954 - because my parents didn't get up one Saturday morning to put the plastic protective screen on the TV for Winky Dink & You and I drew directly on the CRT with my crayons and I got in trouble for it.

298:

zumbs @ 260:

I have been reading the discussion and I'm a bit puzzled by the stance that republic must involve having a president. I realize that most (all?) republics these days have them, but it is by no means given. And if you really want the office of president, the Romans had a solution to the issue of checks and balances: Have two presidents (consuls) with the power to veto each other.

For that matter, why couldn't a country be a republic and still have a figurehead king?

299:

"why couldn't a country be a republic and still have a figurehead king?"

Because if it has a king, then it is not a republic, it is a (constitutional) monarchy. This is a matter of definitions, not of practice.

This is largely the state of those Commonwealth Countries that kept the Monarch as head of state after gaining independence from the Empire.

JHomes

300:

Charlie Stross @ 277:

And now, for today's news headline: Anti-monarchists receive ‘intimidatory’ Home Office letter on new protest laws:

Official warning letters have been sent to anti-monarchists planning peaceful protests at King Charles III’s coronation saying that new criminal offences to prevent disruption have been rushed into law.

Using tactics described by lawyers as “intimidatory”, the Home Office’s Police Powers Unit wrote to the campaign group Republic saying new powers had been brought forward to prevent “disruption at major sporting and cultural events”.

Need I say anything more?

I still wonder how getting rid of the Monarchy is going to rein in the government's fascist tendencies?

301:

I think the hope is that since what's there now clearly hasn't stopped them, something else might be better. But as we saw with the progression from May to Johnson to Truss, progress isn't necessarily positive. And having a referendum isn't necessarily a good idea.

I'm kind of hoping that their first past the post system completely fails to produce a majority and they need one of the voting reform parties to govern. Whoever "they" is, because I'm not convinced that UK voters actually understand that it's time to stop digging themselves into the hole. Or even that they can decide to stop.

302:

I'm mostly sad that we don't get a pubic holy day to celebrate the coronation of the new King of Australia (etc), even though some of the etc do. Doesn't seem right.

303:

I know I'm pointing out a typo here but that might sound like a fun holy day! (depending on how it's celebrated.)

304:

An archaic form, rather than a typo. Holiday, being derived from holy day (hāligdæg in old English). A day off from serfing in the fields used to be associated with a religious festival of some sort.

305:

And I didn't even spot the actual typo!

306:

Pigeon @ 292
Exactly

John S
why couldn't a country be a republic and still have a figurehead king? - which is (almost) exactly what we have got .....
and ...
I still wonder how getting rid of the Monarchy is going to rein in the government's fascist tendencies? - Well, it isn't, of course!

307:

"Official warning letters have been sent to anti-monarchists planning peaceful protests at King Charles III’s coronation saying that new criminal offences to prevent disruption have been rushed into law."

Did you get yours ? You could frame it over your mantle. Sort of British Monarchy memorabilia ...

308:

Precisely. The government is taking aim at anti-monarchists to divert from their targets - which are 'terrorists' like Extinction Rebellion, pro-refugee demonstrations, and eventually Amnesty and Liberty. Yes, they are trying to get the monarchy to take the blame for their fascism.

309:

Yes. We definitely need more pubic holy days :-)

310:

That doesn't seem particularly strange to me at all

It's a medical condition called aphasia and it's a common side-effect of brain damage or a brain cancer. Can also be caused by a stroke.

(My cousin, who died of an aggressive astrocytoma about 20 years ago, had severe aphasia during his last six weeks. He lost all his nouns and pronouns, but could still verb, at least until the cancer hemilaterally paralysed him and then turned him into a vegetable about a week before the end.)

If you or someone you know develops this suddenly, seek medical help urgently.

311:

Tweak the radars in radar speed cameras to operate with enough power and at the right frequency to burn out the front ends. Ought to be possible with fixed installations at short range.

That's a great way to destroy cars. You do realize that large numbers of vehicles manufactured and sold in the past decade have permanent built-in cellular modems for stuff ranging from satnav map/traffic updates to engine management firmware and vehicle theft prevention?

It's also a great way to murder folks with implanted defibrillators or pacemakers (many of which are remotely adjustable), insulin pumps, etc. Not to mention sleeping laptops, bike couriers (who use smartphones docked on the handlebars as a moving map), and so on.

312:

The Swiss have a rotating presidency in their council of elders and that seems to work ok.*

Also note that the EU Council of Ministers has a rotating presidency -- each member state gets the baton for six months, on a strict rotation.

There's no elected office for "President of Europe" but there is in principle a presiding officer for the CoM who could fit the role of "greeting visiting dignitaries" as well as chairing meetings.

313:

As I keep repeating: the monarchy gives the fascists a pretext.

(Remember that nice Mr Mussolini, and his relationship with the Pope and the King? Or Kaiser Wilhelm II's approval of Hitler?)

314:

Depends on the details of the holiness, surely? Apparently C3 is still head of his personal church as well as having a bunch of related titles and even a gesture or two acknowledging that other faiths exist.

315:

Charlie @ 312
But, the EU has the office of: "President of the Commission" - currently held by Ursula v der Leyen, whom the actual fascists, who, in typical fashion, project & accuse her of it, if only because she is German.

  • @ 313 - NOT buying it. I really think you are wrong here, completely so.
    See previous references to David Lammy, yes?
316:

Our Swedish king* had his 77th birthday this weekend.

Very few paid any heed. I expect this will be the state of affairs in Britain in a generaion or two.

At the millennium, the Swedish state church was officially severed from the state after 1000 years. very few pain any heed.

Time will corrode the grip institutions have on people's minds once they are no longer relevant -at least if people are well fed and feeling secure. If there is economic turbulence a lot of people will turn to "tradidions" for a sense of security.

  • "the new king" as we sixtysomethings call him.
317:

The line-ups are insane.

There are tricks and methods. But without them, yes, insane.

318:

Of course the correct way to deal with using a phone while driving is the same as the way to deal with drink driving.

Make it socially unacceptable and increase the likelihood of getting caught. Socially unacceptable is the important part.

Drunk drivers still exist of course, but unlike 20 years ago nobody will admit to it.

Android auto on my cars screen offers a superior navigation experience to the builtin satnav, assuming I have a signal.

319:

Make it socially unacceptable

And in the nothing new under the sun department.

Before cell phones (candy bar and flip) became widespread I was driving down a road near here. 40MPH speed limit and narrower than standard lanes. 2 in each direction. Downhill and curved. I noticed the lady in the big SUV next to me was flipping through her day runner (remember those?) with it sitting on the steering wheel. Steering with one hand with a thumb I guess holding it to the wheel while flipping pages with the other hand.

I quickly decided I did NOT want to be beside her. Or behind her. I sped up well over the speed limits for a few seconds to get ahead of her. I didn't notice any cars flipping over behind me after that so I guess she survived.

320:

rocking back and forth They call them tories over there, they call them tories over there, they call them tories over there, th

321:

As I keep repeating: the monarchy gives the fascists a pretext.

American Republicans seem to be managing their slide to fascism without a monarchy.

322:

Trump clearly wanted to be a monarch really badly. Don't bet against acquiring an imperial presidency if the slide into fascism progresses to completion. (You've already had quasi-hereditary presidencies: the Kennedy and Bush dynasties both spring to mind, although the former seem to have run short of plausible candidates in the current generation and the latter were derailed by The Wrong Son getting the nomination for 2000.)

323:

Well, FWIW I had to use Wikipedia to find out when Chuck III was born, and that he does not (presently at least) have an "official birthday". The level of my interest can be gauged by my not linking the Wikipedia page.

324:

Trump clearly wanted to be a monarch really badly. Don't bet against acquiring an imperial presidency if the slide into fascism progresses to completion. (You've already had quasi-hereditary presidencies:

Yep. I have relatives who basically wanted him to be king. Ugh.

Our hereditary tendencies go way back. The two John Adams, father and son, were the 2nd and 6th presidents.

325:

Our only saving grace last time was how massively fucking ignorant he is.

The idea of someone who listens to those wiser and more capably evil or who knew how to capitalize on a national crisis like a pandemic is terrifying, as is the fact so many people cheered gleefully for it to happen.

326:

This is what makes Ron DeSantis so scary. And he's not the only one. (RDS understands how US politics works, as well as what his base wants and how to con them into voting for him. Assuming he didn't over-play his hand with the Disney fight, he has a good chance of picking up the nomination ...)

327:
O you don’t remember correctly.

I was unsure whether I correctly remembered from the several previous times Greg told that story whether he was arriving from Belfast*; I am extremely sure about the existence of historic housing discrimination in Northern Ireland. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northern_Ireland_Housing_Executive#Background

*Arriving into Connolly he's unlikely to have been coming from anywhere else, but given it was 20 years before the DART opened I can't exactly extrapolate the current train situation back.

328:

amckinstry; sorry, I know of him from elsewhere and had a brain-fart that not everyone would know who I meant.

329:

I get definite Führer-vibes from DeSantis, but - at this precise moment - it looks unlikely that he will either be the Republican nominee, or be able to win a national election. At this precise moment. There are so many many ways that things can go wrong, and the Democratic Party has far too much affection for 'the status quo' for me to assume that they will be willing to start calling Republican/Fascist 'nonsense' (domination games) for the nonsensical pointless cruelty that it is. Among many many other things Biden, Schumer, et al, should be pointing out that the 14th amendment almost certainly makes the 'debt limit' unconstitutional and that the only reason the Republicans are suggesting they will default is because they want to make life worse for Americans and the world.

330:

Or Franco, who passed a law that his chosen successor would be king - and who picked the heir to the throne as that successor.

331:

MOUNTED TO THE DASH. As opposed to 90% of the idiots on the road, who, for example, I see when stopped at a light, who are holding it in their hands, in their lap, looking down at it, not at the light, etc.

332:

I mean, picking a legal fight with Disney (did you see the DeSantis hats they were selling with Disney font? whooo boy that's dumb) kinda disproves the whole "capable intelligent villain" thesis.

333:

Like on tv shows, where they're never looking at the road....

334:

Just since my earlier comment is being referenced by Greg, I wanted to make it traceable. David Lammy's comments are at 39:00 in this link. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m001l9j8

David Lammy's claim is that after the Tottenham riots, he had one-off visits from David Cameron, Nick Clegg, Theresa May and Ed Milliband. They all arrived, left, did nothing. C3 came 5 times, and pivoted the Prince's Trust, the Prince's Foundation and other charities in the direction of Tottenham. He directly credited C3 with turning around Tottenham after the riots. I can't fact-check that, but it's one datum.

Re pretexts, Charlie, that isn't a valid argument. The definition of a pretext is that it's 100% unrelated. If it was at all related, then it wouldn't be a pretext, it'd be a reason.

335:

As I believe I've mentioned here before, a year or two ago, TFG thinks he's Lex Luthor. And he is. The trouble is that he's not the modern Lex Luthor, the brilliant and evil billionaire, he's the Lex Luthor of the first Superman movie, with one bumbling sidekick, who wants to steal nukes and set off The Big One with the San Andreas Fault, so he can sell beachfront properties in Nevada.

336:

and that the only reason the Republicans are suggesting they will default is because they want to make life worse for Americans and the world.

There is a small group of R's in Congress who truly want to burn the house down and start over. They have mostly been ignored for the last 13 years. Bonner got fed up dealing with them and resigned. But their numbers were not enough to screw up everything. With only a 5 vote margin in the House McCarthy has to deal with them on EVERYTHING. If not he gets booted as Speaker and there is no replacement in sight without a coalition with the D's.

It is not even clear that the recent "bill" passed by the House to deal with the current debt situation would pass as is if everyone was present. And that assumes the Senate and Biden take it as is. And they will not. Nope. Never. Not even Mitch.

So there is this sneak attack the D's started a few months ago where they a majority can force a bill to the "floor" (we're getting seriously inside the lines here) and force a vote. There are time limits which is why they started it a few months ago and other tricks to make it work without the consent of the Speaker. If things get down to a crisis deadline the D's would need 5 R's in the House then 10 or so R's in the Senate (Feinstein anyone?) to vote with them to make this happen. Will it? I don't know. But it sure seems more likely than McCarthy getting ANYTHING through.

Some of the "burn it down" crowd say any changes will cause them to vote nay. And some of them say there must be more pain before they will vote yea on a final bill.

The end of this month is going to get ugly on this side of the pond.

337:

Assuming he [Ron DeSantis] didn't over-play his hand with the Disney fight, he has a good chance of picking up the nomination ...)

Ron DeSantis seems to be fading badly in the 2024 presidential election polls. (His disastrous overseas trip certainly didn't help him at all.)

The U.S. now has a remote chance of Trump taking office in January of 2025 while living in a prison cell. Interesting times... 🫤

338:

Ron DeSantis seems to be fading badly in the 2024 presidential election polls. (His disastrous overseas trip certainly didn't help him at all.)

More and more people are realizing he's more of a "burn the house down" kind of guy than they may want. His strongest support is from retired people. Who, to be blunt, don't seem to care about the wreckage they seem to want to leave behind.

339:

Among many many other things Biden, Schumer, et al, should be pointing out that the 14th amendment almost certainly makes the 'debt limit' unconstitutional

Yeah, but if you were the Democrat party would you want to bring that case before the current SCOTUS?

"Are you feeling lucky, punk?"

340:

@ 310: I was referring to Robert's comment that it was "strange" (and wondrous); I am very aware of "thinking about things" and "translating thoughts into language" as being separate parts of my brain function that don't have a whole lot to do with each other, so I don't find it strange that the right kind of brain lesion can clobber the second part while leaving the first part unaffected. And all the more so since things like the experience of the second part conking out for a word or two occasionally being more or less universal are clues that suggest everyone's brain works like that, whether they're aware of it or not, and it's not just me.

@ 311: The first part isn't a bug, it's a feature. whitroth's Faraday cage idea basically wouldn't work - it's fine at DC (like Faraday's original result), but as soon as you start dealing with AC fields things start going to pot, even at broadcast radio frequencies (I think I've told the GCHQ screened-room story before), and the higher the frequency the harder it gets and the more meticulous you have to be about the design and implementation. It's not a case of "you just have to put metal around something" - I've tried putting a mobile phone inside a metal biscuit tin with a metal lid and wasn't very surprised to find it still worked, and the metallic foil handbag/pocket liner things you can get on ebay are basically not much less of a joke than the hats. Depending on lots of random geometry it's even possible for doing something like that to increase the signal strength at some points inside the "shield". To dependably block all the holes through which a GHz signal can get inside a car would be a heck of a task, and it could still trivially be defeated just by opening a window a crack.

It's also not sufficient, because it only affects phones held in the hand, and does nothing to address things like phones connected to an external aerial, or set up to relay through some external device. The law distinguishes between "held" and "mounted" partly because only "held" is possible to enforce at all, and partly because it's hard enough to get the public to believe it's a problem at all even when you do have an obvious factor to use as an argument, never mind trying to put over an argument based on technical details about brain function. But the cognitive impairment doesn't care whether people understand it or not, and most of it is down to talking over an inherently deficient channel and the plain fact that you're fucking about with something instead of driving, rather than exactly where the thing you're fucking about with is. So since the point of the proposition in the first place was to compensate for lack of enforcement arising from an arsability shortage, it makes sense to extend the solution to also cover lack of enforcement arising from unfeasibility.

Regarding the second point, this is not the usual idea about simply creating a gigantic field strength that fucks anything electronic simply by brute force like a localised version of a nuke. The point here is merely to transmit enough power at a specific frequency for an aerial tuned to that frequency (which the aerials inside phones are) to send enough of it onwards to the most sensitive part of the circuitry to fuck it up. It relies on the target already being designed to collect and concentrate energy at that frequency right into its tender bits, so the amount you need to transmit is less.

AIUI implants that talk do so by means of low-frequency inductive coupling between an implanted coil and a coil held in the right place outside the skin. Anything like a cellular radio is both technically unfeasible, and practically bleeding stupid for reasons I need not reiterate. They are not designed to collect and concentrate energy at GHz frequencies, so they don't have the built-in vulnerability that the idea exploits in the intended targets, and should be OK (not denying it would be wise to check).

341:

should be pointing out that the 14th amendment almost certainly makes the 'debt limit' unconstitutional

Pointing it out is a great way to "feel good". But at the end of the day the Treasury Department has to operate under existing laws. (Want to buy a bond that may be rendered worthless in a few months by a SCOTUS?) And those laws have rules about which monies MUST BE PAID. And there are laws on the books about how much debt can be issued. When those numbers on the charts cross things will get ugly.

342:

It's not a case of "you just have to put metal around something" - I've tried putting a mobile phone inside a metal biscuit tin with a metal lid and wasn't very surprised to find it still worked, and the metallic foil handbag/pocket liner things you can get on ebay are basically not much less of a joke than the hats.

I tried this years ago, and I found a way to block the mobile phone signals: put it in a bucket filled with salt water! Of course if you want to use the phone again, use some kind of water-proof bag, otherwise it's very secure forever.

I used something like 10 % salt, by weight. So a 10-litre bucket and maybe a kilo of salt did the trick. With fresh water the phone rang when I called it, with salt water it did not.

Of course this might not be the most practical solution to blocking mobile phone signals.

343:

With fresh water the phone rang when I called it, with salt water it did not.

In WWII sub crews doing training on the Great Lakes were surprised that the radios worked when under water. Given that 99.9999% of their experience had been in ocean waters.

344:

So that's a way you could lose your licence, with a closely managed and essentially internet-connected medical condition. But if you're not under such close observation, such as a lot of people in the early stages of dementia, I understand that you can still self-certify that everything is fine and keep your licence.

345:

It is often good to do things that feel good and interpreting the fourth clause of the fourteenth amendment to mean that debts must be paid is an originalist interpretation, and the current creepy dominance make lots of noise about being 'originalists'. I would also set things up so that the Treasury Department is able to mint several trillion dollar coins within moment of being given the go ahead: https://www.businessinsider.com/debt-ceiling-solution-mint-a-trillion-dollar-platinum-coin-2023-5

Unfortunately all the Democrats have done so far is ask the Republicans to 'play nice'.

346:

I understand that you can still self-certify that everything is fine and keep your licence.

A friend who grew up in Maryland and who finally had to move his parents away from there due to age issues, said that the state had a process where anyone could anonymously report someone as unable to drive and the state police would show up and require a driving test. I'm sure there were a few hoops involved but still it seems a good idea. (Along with a process to keep people from abusing the system.)

347:

The point here is merely to transmit enough power at a specific frequency for an aerial tuned to that frequency (which the aerials inside phones are) to send enough of it onwards to the most sensitive part of the circuitry to fuck it up.

Which fucks up the increasing number of safety-critical systems that rely on 2G/3G/4G/5G cellular comms.

Anyway, it's not necessary.

For about the past decade iOS has had a setting option to not ring or vibrate for incoming calls or texts if it's in a moving vehicle (traveling at over 40mph, I think). This is possible because phones are also GPS receivers.

All that's necessary is to mandate that this feature defaults to always on at speeds over about 20mph, unless the phone is traveling along a railway line or is airborn.

(It needs to be possible to turn it off, eg. for vehicle passengers or in event of an emergency, but just flipping the default to "on" solves the problem of drivers being distracted by incoming connections.)

348:

I can see a lot of issues in the details but yes, this is better than radio interference.

Radio interference in the US can quickly get you a visit from federal officials if someone notices and complains. And blocking cell signals will get you noticed in a hurry.

For a while when there were only a few frequencies and people refused to believe it was a problem, lots of churches and theaters would buy jammers (mostly from Israel for some reason) to silence phones during services/productions. That it blocked things like alerts to firemen and EMS personnel were brushed off till a visit form the PTB. The practice seems to have slowly mostly vanished.

349:

I meant to ask. Did similar occur / still occur in the UK / EU / Oz / Elsewhere?

350:

340 Para 3 - Yes, and if the individual handset happens to be on the other frequency cluster?

351:

Re: '... conking out for a word or two occasionally'

If it's only every once in a while, try some word association. I'm guessing that there are likely very many neural paths in your memory to whatever correct word you're searching for. And for most adults, the memory of an everyday event/item/word often has a couple of unique 'odd ball' (funny/emotional) memories as well. So if the ordinary/blah search doesn't get the result, try the weird/funny/emotional path. Singing helps here too - because it uses a different path. 'Knockin' on heaven's door' by Bob Dylan is kinda depressing but might be useful if you want to recall 'door'.

Something else - just like physio rehab for getting the legs working again after an injury by doing a lot of repetitive exercises for weeks, same thing for relearning (putting back and reinforcing retrievable memory) words. The reason for the emphasis on repetition is that your brain doesn't reinforce/save connections that aren't used often enough and/or didn't arouse a strong emotional response (esp. fear, amygdala).

The above is oldish advice/info from when my mother had a series of strokes. Not sure how this has changed since.

353:

anonemouse @ 327
Correct: Belfast Gt Victoria St to Dublin Amiens st ( as it was then )
HINT: It's much easier to remember the Dublin original names { Amiens St / Kingsbridge / Westland Row ... & Harcourt St }
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@ 330 ... Who then backed democracy against a fascist coup, yes?

354:

The law distinguishes between "held" and "mounted" partly because only "held" is possible to enforce at all, and partly because it's hard enough to get the public to believe it's a problem at all even when you do have an obvious factor to use as an argument, never mind trying to put over an argument based on technical details about brain function.

Yeah, well, if we're going by actual evidence then we should be banning children, at least when being ferried by their own parent. This is hardly new data…

Monash University researchers have found children are 12 times more distracting to a driver than talking on a mobile phone while at the wheel

https://www.monash.edu/news/articles/children-more-distracting-than-mobile-phones

355:

odd constitutional echoes, such as the fact that we have a Royal Navy but we a British Army (loyal to Parliament, and not under royal command)

Not quite… the Army swears an attestation oath to be loyal to His/Her Majesty, Their Heirs and Successors; while Royal Navy Officers are not required so to attest…

…urban legend being that this is due to their loyalty being unquestioned ;)

As others have pointed out, the historical anomaly about Royal Navy vs British Army comes from the old raising of Regiments, and purchase of Commissions; individual Regiments were Royal (or not), but the monarch remains most definitely the Commander-in-Chief. Not Parliament.

Throw in other stuff, like “which side did your mob back, during the Civil War / Commonwealth / Restoration / Glorious Revolution”, and it’s a patchwork of seniority and tradition…

356:

iOS has had a setting option to not ring or vibrate for incoming calls or texts if it's in a moving vehicle

One of the first things I turned on when I got my new iPhone was check that that feature was turned on.

357:

Martin,

Your purported link does not work, as it is missing the URL.

JHomes

358:
HINT: It's much easier to remember the Dublin original names { Amiens St / Kingsbridge / Westland Row ... & Harcourt St }

Is it? For who? They were renamed the year after your trip; I suspect those who've spent the 57 years since calling them Connolly, Heuston, and Pearse think differently. (I didn't list Harcourt St station's 'new' name since it doesn't have one; it was closed in 1958.)

If I talked about London as if Kilburn was full of Irish navvies you'd think I was cracked, wouldn't you?

359:
@ 330 ... Who then backed democracy against a fascist coup, yes?

Which says something about how that particular monarch felt about fascism and nothing about how fascists feel about monarchy, which was the actual point.

360:

Charlie Stross @ 313:

As I keep repeating: the monarchy gives the fascists a pretext.

(Remember that nice Mr Mussolini, and his relationship with the Pope and the King? Or Kaiser Wilhelm II's approval of Hitler?)

I just don't see how taking away the "pretext" NOW is going to stop the fascists since they've already grabbed power? I think it will be a case of New Boss, same as the Old Boss ... only worse; no longer restrained in any way.

361:

paws4thot @ 323:

Well, FWIW I had to use Wikipedia to find out when Chuck III was born, and that he does not (presently at least) have an "official birthday". The level of my interest can be gauged by my not linking the Wikipedia page.

I'd have to look it up if I needed to have the actual date, but I remember from having looked it up before that he's less than a year older than I am - and that's close enough for purposes of most discussions.

362:

Charlie Stross @ 326:

This is what makes Ron DeSantis so scary. And he's not the only one. (RDS understands how US politics works, as well as what his base wants and how to con them into voting for him. Assuming he didn't over-play his hand with the Disney fight, he has a good chance of picking up the nomination ...)

Maybe. But Ronda Satan doesn't have the pleasing personality or people skills of Donald Trumpolini ... or even Ted Cruz.

363:

Charlie Stross @ 339:

Among many many other things Biden, Schumer, et al, should be pointing out that the 14th amendment almost certainly makes the 'debt limit' unconstitutional

Yeah, but if you were the Democrat party would you want to bring that case before the current SCOTUS?

"Are you feeling lucky, punk?"

The sad irony is a primary driver behind holding the convention that led to the new Constitution was fear that the U.S. Government under the Articles of Confederation would be forced to default on the national debt from the American Revolution.

All Debts contracted and Engagements entered into, before the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be as valid against the United States under this Constitution, as under the Confederation.
364:

The national debt being 32 trillion means the government borrowed that much through sale of debt instruments, mostly bonds. If the owners of those bonds seriously think there'll be a default due to Republican interference with the debt ceiling, they'd be looking at losses in the trillions, possibly tens of trillions. Banks and hedge funds would go under, big ones. Lots are overseas, but the majority are right here in the USA. Not going to happen, phone calls would be made, campaign finance support pledges revoked, choke chains would be yanked. This is so well understood by all the billionaires and their minions that they can have fun sitting back and watching the public panic, see how much political leverage they can extract by threatening the equivalent of "cut social benefits or we'll blow up America's top ten cities!" Uh, yeah, that could happen....and you'd still be real rich guys after all that too, wouldn't you...woo, I'm so scared, let's do whatever they say. Not. Democrats should just play the game of chicken, see who caves in first, since "burning down the house" won't mean the government gets torched until after a whole lot of billionaires go bankrupt. Think the Koch family, Sam Walton's heirs, the Tech Bros, all your favorite moguls will just passively let decades worth of their accumulated wealth vanish in a puff of smoke? Dream on. Be fun to hear some of those phone calls.

365:

You don't bring the case at all, nor do you respond to it. You print the money and you pay the bills. If SCOTUS does anything to cause a financial apocalypse (they won't*) you make a speech and explain that if you don't ignore them and pay the fucking bills the world economy crashes. (Plus other consequences.)

* If, against all logic, SCOTUS causes a market crash, then for all practical purposes they stop being the third branch of government. They've already made the mistake of voting against Roe V. Wade, which killed all the good will they've created since the mistake of "separate but equal" in Plessy V. Ferguson and that's nothing compared to an avoidable mistake that causes ten percent of the U.S. to lose their jobs.

366:

AIUI implants that talk do so by means of low-frequency inductive coupling between an implanted coil and a coil held in the right place outside the skin.

My neighbor's pacemaker connects via Bluetooth. You can see it on your phone's list of nearby Bluetooth devices if you're close enough.

367:

Rereading Accelerando for the Nth time. That is all.

368:

361 - I couldn't even have told you which month Speaker to Plants was born in (it was literally years before I was born).

366 - And this is a good thing why?

369:

Ah, well ... it looks as if, just like last time, in 1953, it's going to absolutely piss it down on Saturday.

anonemouse
It's mainly because I'm a railway "freak" & the station names are (were) linked to their operating companies & routes.
I mentioned Harcourt St, because it's on the (reopened) route that is on the LUAS tram system, ok?

Monarch's "official" birthday is usually in early June, for the Trooping the Colour ceremony (ish)
NOT to be confused with the continental/catholic(?) habit of having a "Name-Day". Which is a major plot-point in "Fidelio" ...
"Der König's Namenfest is euch!" - it's used as the excuse to release the prisoners from their cages, & followed by the Gefägnerchor.

Troutwaxer
NEVER underestimate the power of human stupidity, particularly if there are "religious" or other absolutist-doctrinaire "reasons" behind the emotions.
No actual thought is involved.
So I'm not sure I believe Keithmastartson @ 364, either, for the same reasons.

370:

Occasional mild and transitory aphasia is a normal part of growing middle-aged or old; I have it from time to time -- "what's so-and-so's name?"

When it gets serious is when you forget all your nouns and adverbs. All of them, all the time. That's usually a sign of underlying damage.

371:

I despise the USA's Republican Party and everything they stand for this century.

Ooooooh, they've been contemptible ever since they enacted the 'Southern Strategy' about 60 years ago.

372:

That's usually a sign of underlying damage.

In the US the message that gets out is if such happens to you get someone or 911(999) to get you to a hospital ASAP as you are very likely to be having a stroke. And time counts. Seconds count.

373:

Think the Koch family, Sam Walton's heirs, the Tech Bros, all your favorite moguls will just passively let decades worth of their accumulated wealth vanish in a puff of smoke? Dream on. Be fun to hear some of those phone calls.

Until not too long ago I was in your camp. Now I'm not so sure. There are at least 3 if not 5 or more R's in the House who just don't give a damn. At all.

Kochs or Waltons going broke? Well they should have planned better.

My brother is in this camp. And a brother in law is close to being there. One is middle class. The other wealthy.

Those 3 to 6 R's are truly willing to wreak the economy to "fix" (in their minds) the US government.

These kinds of folks in Congress have been around for 13 years now in hard core form. (Tea Party anyone?) And longer. But most of the time the party in power had enough spare votes to ignore them. But with the R's only having a 5 vote majority, McCarthy is stuck and has to go along with their craziness to get any votes to pass.

Personally I see lots of possible outcomes. One is McCarthy gets booted as Speaker (the crazies demanded the right to call for this daily and got it). And either a clump os D's vote with the R's on some pre-argreed 60 votes in the Senate after putting a different R in place. Maybe with the call to vacate the chair rules being changed at the same time. OR 5 R's wipe out their careers (maybe) and do a similar in the other direction and make Hakeem Jeffries the speaker. This discharge petition option with the "fake" bill the D's put in place 2 months ago makes this possible to some degree.

Any of these will make the next 18 months crazy and very dysfunctional. There's still the coming budget where the crazy R's want to do similar things. And there are likely a dozen other scenarios that may play out with almost as good a chance.

As to the Treasury and Biden just ignoring the debt limit issues, well all that will do is flood all the federal courts and the SCOTUS rocket docket with dozens of emergency suits. And with likely stays against such actions.

And Charlie if you want me to shut up about this just say so. We're off the topic of Monarchy. Of course Trump trying to become a king, maybe from jail, is still happening.

374:

Re: '... get you to a hospital ASAP as you are very likely to be having a stroke. And time counts. Seconds count.'

Agree.

My earlier comment was intended as a 'helpful trick' to help find that word that a person just can't remember at the moment. Another memory trick is if you're looking for your keys, glasses, etc. keep saying that word out loud as you're looking esp. if you're going from room to room. Your brain* adapts very rapidly to changes in its environment unless you 'tell' it to stay focused on something.

*'Brain' is more than self-awareness.

375:

AI as a public utility ... your thoughts?

Since AI is happening, I was wondering how it could be incorporated into daily life - ideally - as a public good. Thought folks here might have some ideas.

I think the below can probably be adapted to any region.

https://phys.org/news/2023-05-scientists-high-resolution-poverty-big.html

'Scientists create high-resolution poverty maps using big data'

... The team created three machine learning models that were trained to determine not only a place's average wealth, but also its standard deviation. Ultimately, the goal is to provide a more accurate picture of the wealth distribution within each populated area. "We wanted to know how wealth varied within an area, or if there was inequality," points out Espín-Noboa.

The models were trained to learn correlations between the demographic data and IWI scores and the features extracted from data and images provided by public sources. "They learn, for instance, that a specific wealth value correlates to a specific set of features," says Espín-Noboa. "Next, we tested the models by asking them to predict the wealth of different areas."'

To me what this map also illustrates is how the pols/corps are keeping their promises. I'd like to see where each pol actually lives in relation to their constituency, ditto for corp CEOs in relation to where their employees work and where their buyers are.

Food security is another area that I'm very concerned about and was wondering how AI could be used to help make food production more local and less reliant on shipping. (Shipping is at least 17-18% of total fossil fuel consumption/CO2 production - so food production/CO2 is very much intertwined.)

And - since there are quite a few amateur (and maybe even certified) historians here: How did society incorporate each major new tech: lessons learned (good and bad).

376:

Agreed completely, and I think one could easily trace the current ugliness of the Republican party right back to Nixon.

I equally hate the Democrats, however, for so perfectly playing the role of the enabling, abused spouse. (IMHO we'd have had a much better time of things if Johnson had arrested Nixon for interfering with the Vietnam war.)

377:

One point on phones in cars. I go to some events where mobile phones have always been banned because cameras. In the last couple of years though, a number of medical monitoring devices have moved to using your phone as the display and notification method, and my understanding is that some of those apps do call back to base for analysis and reporting. (We have way fewer reception black spots in the UK than there used to be, and even then, the chances of you staying in a black spot long-term are usually pretty low.) So on a case-by-case basis, event organisers do have to exempt people from that rule now, because being deprived of your phone when it's part of a medical alert system is literally life-threatening.

378:

being deprived of your phone when it's part of a medical alert system is literally life-threatening.

I thought it would happen faster but medical tech certification makes slow and steady a must.

All kinds of things used to have dedicated devices you carried around that cost $£ thousands. Now many Bluetooth to a cell phone with an app.

379:

Agreed completely, and I think one could easily trace the current ugliness of the Republican party right back to Nixon.

No. Nixon definitely leapt on board the trend by adopting the Southern Strategy, but it goes back a lot further: the Southern Strategy merely took advantage of LBJ having broken with the white racists in the Democrats -- said racists had lost their traditional party coalition home, and Nixon opened the Republican doors to them, but the Republicans weren't by any means non-racist before him.

US politics pre-1960 was generally horrendously racist (and sexist) by modern standards: it's just that, as the party of Lincoln, a lot of southerners refused to have anything to do with the Republicans. Then, when the Democrats began to clean house over support for Jim Crow and Segregation, the Republicans stood by and hoped to pick up deserting racist Democrat voters.

380:

Agreed completely - the Republicans were far from perfect in a lot of ways in 1968, particularly their embrace of a particular kind of anti-communism. But the Southern Strategy was still an immensely scummy move, and Nixon was an incredibly scummy individual.

The terrible thing is that Nixon was by far a better human being, and far more likely to seek common ground with the Democrats than any Republican since, with the possible exception of the first George Bush. It's a little like the story of the camel sticking his nose into the tent - Nixon was the nose of the camel, followed by Reagan, the second Bush, and finally Trump.

381:

I'm not well-enough versed in US presidents, but wasn't Gerald Ford basically a decent guy? Of course, he was in office for only part of one term.

Read an alt-history where instead of issuing a blanket pardon for Nixon, Ford issued a pardon with "This is what we know he did, this is what we suspect he did. We're pardoning him for all of that." Which was enough to get him elected in 1976. No idea how plausible that was.

382:

David L
The "American Prospect" is reporting that Biden et al are considering declaring the stupid wrangling over the US "debt" as Unconstitutional, per the 14th (?) amendment - Relevant link

383:

IIRC, you can be pardoned only of an actual conviction.

384:

gummitch @ 371:

I despise the USA's Republican Party and everything they stand for this century.

Ooooooh, they've been contemptible ever since they enacted the 'Southern Strategy' about 60 years ago.

They were contemptible a lot longer than that; going back at least to the "Guilded" Age

... but the Democrats weren't any better before FDR & the New Deal and then Kennedy/Johnson finally trying to do the right thing on civil rights.

And since FDR, it's often been one step forward & two steps back. I'm pretty sure we still have some racist assholes who didn't jump to the GQP. It's an ongoing struggle.

We've still got a LONG way to go before we live up to the high flown rhetoric of our founders ("All men are created equal ...").

And it looks like lately we've been moving farther away rather than getting closer.

385:

Agreed with all that, particularly the relationship between Republicans and business.

386:

Troutwaxer @ 376:

Agreed completely, and I think one could easily trace the current ugliness of the Republican party right back to Nixon.

I equally hate the Democrats, however, for so perfectly playing the role of the enabling, abused spouse. (IMHO we'd have had a much better time of things if Johnson had arrested Nixon for interfering with the Vietnam war.)

It goes back to BEFORE Nixon, with right wing "Red Baiting" in opposition to FDR's New Deal. That's when THE MONEY made their UN-holy alliance with crypto-fascism.

Nixon recognized the possibilities and rode it to power within the party (and in turn empowered the right-wingnuts to take over the Republican Party).

But IF Johnson had arrested Nixon for his treason, we'd have had civil war right then and there.

387:

Every so often, I look at the letters "the" and start wondering. Then after years of trying to remember one of my favorite artists, I finally tied him to "bang, mang, Maxwell's silver hammer", and could remember Maxfield Parrish.

388:

You'd have to rerun it regularly, given the scum of the earth, house flippers and real estate agents who see a house as "an investment", not as "buying a home to live in".

I've sent one or two nastygrams to freakin' such scum who are trying to buy my house.

389:

Yep. The GOP was completely gone to the side of the wealthy by a century ago. (Consider the plot to overthrow FDR, that Smedley Butler of the Marines (not a nice guy, but...) revealed). Anti-Commie was their rallying cry... and tailgunner Joe McCarthy (R, and post-supporting fascist) in the early fifties... with Nixon doing what he could (see the Hiss case).

390:

Greg Tingey @ 382:

David L
The "American Prospect" is reporting that Biden et al are considering declaring the stupid wrangling over the US "debt" as Unconstitutional, per the 14th (?) amendment - Relevant link

I don't think the Biden administration is actively pursuing this path. I hope others will, but it will likely come from outside the administration.

The actual problem here is fairly simple. The government cannot cut "entitlements" enough to eliminate the deficit. Even if we eliminated the entirety of the tattered remains of the social safety net it wouldn't be enough.

The GQP has painted itself into a corner with their anti-TAX rhetoric and they don't have any other ideas. Ideology "trumps" reason.

I think it's going to actually require a crash to ... NOT to "bring them to their senses"; I just don't think anything can do that - but when things get bad enough something will change.

But I'm not expecting change for the better. Somebody's taxes have to go up. I don't think it's gonna' be the top 1%.

391:

Designing a medical device that communicates with a phone at all, let alone one that relies on having an internet connection as well, ought to be life-threatening for the so-called designers. It certainly ought to be enough to make sure that such a device is impossible to certify for medical use. Charlie's passing remark about safety-critical systems using the mobile phone network was bad enough, but this is even worse.

To design anything "-critical" to rely on some external component over which it has no control, which doesn't even pretend to have the extreme degree of integrity required to be compatible with other people hooking random "-critical" systems into it unannounced and not compromise their reliability, which indeed is well known for having vulnerabilities up the wazoo, and which doesn't even need decimal places to express the percentage probability of it not being there at all, is so obviously idiotic that it ought to be hard to believe that anyone would even consider it. ("External component" can of course apply equally to the phone itself or the network it connects to, as appropriate.)

At least it could offer a solution to the problem of US politicians all being so old that they have one foot in the grave before they take office that some people have complained about. Once these things get widespread enough that anyone over a certain age who goes to expensive doctors is more likely than not to have one, someone will be able to just drive past outside the building and switch them all off.

392:

You seem to be considering that the deficit is a problem. That's not a given in the first place, the USA printing their own money and debasing the dollar being pretty much impossible.

393:

Designing a medical device that communicates with a phone at all, let alone one that relies on having an internet connection as well, ought to be life-threatening for the so-called designers.

Nope. Very often it might be a least-bad alternative to requiring the patient to stay at home or in hospital 24x7 -- probably in hospital, now that telephone land lines are going all-fibre-optic rather than running on twisted-pair copper powered from the local exchange (it's all IP sooner or later).

There are plenty of examples where you want on-person devices to be remotely connected.

Trivially: Apple Watch can detect falls (it has accelerometers) and will give you a notification then dial 999 (or 911 in the US) if you don't react within about 30 seconds.

Again, there are transdermal blood glucose monitors for Type I diabetics that can control insulin pumps and talk to your smartwatch and/or phone. What happens if you go into a hypoglycemic coma while out and about, hill-walking? Your glucose monitor can call an ambulance.

There are implanted defibrillators, too. A friend of mine has one. If it trips, it's not as simple as being zapped by a taser -- last time his went off he needed CPR afterwards and spent a week in the ICU. The flipside is, it saved him from V-fib, which is rapidly fatal (within single-digit minutes). Again, if you're in that state you really want your implant to scream for emergency assistance.

The alternative to devices that can talk to the cellular network is to chain a significant number of patients to a land line, and even that isn't necessarily an improvement (modern IP telephony is not significantly more reliable than the cellphone network).

Note that there's a significant quantitative difference between "safety critical -- if it fails, one person dies" and "safety critical -- airliner flight control system, if it fails 50-500 people die". The first is really unfortunate but it takes the latter to sum up to a disaster.

394:

"The terrible thing is that Nixon was by far a better human being, and far more likely to seek common ground with the Democrats than any Republican since"

And he created the US EPA essentially by presidential edict. Nixon was a Green president in an era when rivers caught on fire.

He also opened up China (literally true: "only Nixon could have gone to China"), and signed a nuclear weapons treaty with the USSR.

On a lot of issues, Nixon would be a liberal by today's standards.

If not for Watergate (or more specifically the cover up - had Nixon come clean early on and disowned the act the American people would have forgiven him and he still would have crushed McGovern), Nixon would have gone down in history as one of our great presidents.

395:

My diabetic son tracks his blood sugar and A1C via a continuous glucose monitor sending data to a phone app.

The app in turn does regular data dumps to his medical records at his endo's office.

All in all a vast improvement on managing his diabetes.

396:

There are plenty of examples where you want on-person devices to be remotely connected.

Blood sugar monitors and insulin pumps are a big one. As Duffy noted.

Trivially: Apple Watch can detect falls (it has accelerometers) and will give you a notification then dial 999 (or 911 in the US) if you don't react within about 30 seconds.

I set mine off every few weeks using a hammer or similar. I notice my wrist is constantly vibrating and then tell my watch I'm fine.

Again, there are transdermal blood glucose monitors for Type I diabetics that can control insulin pumps and talk to your smartwatch and/or phone. What happens if you go into a hypoglycemic coma while out and about, hill-walking? Your glucose monitor can call an ambulance.

Compared to the devices that I know some people used 15 years ago, phone connected devices are wonderful.

397:

IIRC, you can be pardoned only of an actual conviction.

Maybe in much of the world. But Ford pardon Nixon before any formal charges were drawn up. Much less a conviction. Note the word "might".

Proclamation 4311 was a presidential proclamation issued by president of the United States Gerald Ford on September 8, 1974, granting a full and unconditional pardon to Richard Nixon, his predecessor, for any crimes that he might have committed against the United States as president.[1][2] In particular, the pardon covered Nixon's actions during the Watergate scandal.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pardon_of_Richard_Nixon

398:

Olivier Galibert @ 392:

You seem to be considering that the deficit is a problem. That's not a given in the first place, the USA printing their own money and debasing the dollar being pretty much impossible.

I don't think it's a problem, but the GQP seems to have a problem with it whenever it's convenient for them to use it to beat up the Democrats with it.

From my point of view, IF the deficit is a problem, there are two ways to address it, cut spending and/or raise revenues.

The GQP refuses to consider raising revenues and the only spending they're willing to cut is the social safety net - Social Security, Medicare & "welfare" ... along with the enforcement budget the IRS uses to find TAX CHEATS!

It's rank hypocrisy!

399:

And kept 'Nam gooing for five more years, so half or more than half the names on The Wall are because of HIM.

400:

On a lot of issues, Nixon would be a liberal by today's standards.

Very true. One example was Nixon's 1972 health care reform proposal, which was more liberal and comprehensive than Obama's Affordable Care Act.

401:

As far as assertions of the form "it takes however-much money to have X" mean anything at all to begin with, we do actually have a tolerably close approach to an accurate answer, in the form of the "money wot goes to the royals" item in the government accounts.

Yeah, that's not how it works. This is what monarchy apologists say, of course, but the total cost of having the royal family is not "money transfers wot go to the royals", because the royals are sitting on a shit-ton of wealth stolen at gunpoint and swordpoint and are taking the income from this wealth for themselves, while in a normal democratic country this would be state wealth, the income from which could fund schools and NHS and stuff like that. This is a lot more money that the bank transfer "wot goes to the royals".

The only reason the royals have this wealth is massive violence, but this violence was so long ago it's now called "tradition". Oh, and they don't pay taxes on a lot of this wealth, contrary to what you're saying. The Guardian has a good "Cost of the crown" series of articles, I highly recommend it to anyone who's interested.

402:

You are correct that Nixon kept the Vietnam war simmering years longer than necessary.

On the other hand, Nixon went to Beijing to try and normalize relations with China and got the SALT nuclear arms control treaties rolling.

US foreign policy is complex, bloodthirsty, run by a bipartisan cartel of hawks -- and any POTUS is expected to lead the process: witness Obama ordering drone assassinations in Afghanistan, or Clinton ordering cruise missile strikes in Afghanistan and Sudan.

Insofar as the USA is an imperial power (albeit one in denial about being an empire, indeed with a founding myth of rebellion against empire) you can't lead the USA without being an imperial president.

So ... I'm not arguing for letting Nixon off the hook for Vietnam, never mind Laos and Cambodia. And he was a truly horrible man in so many other ways (a sexist, racist, alcoholic witch-hunter) I lose count. But even so he achieved more good things than most other recent incumbents of the Oval office: arguably much more good than JFK (who nearly started the third world war, but generally gets a free pass over Cuba).

403:

That I'll agree with - certainly vastly better than any elected GOP President since (I say elected to exempt the part-term of Ford).

404:

Weirdly, the US presidential (and in some states gubernatorial) pardon power doesn't have any explicit limits. Parsing the constitutional text, courts have only found a few major caveats-presidents can't pardon future crimes, only federal crimes are fair game, and accepting a pardon counts as an admission of guilt by the person being pardoned even if they haven't been convicted.

405:

L K @ 401
Bollocks on stilts
The "Royals" money: ALL-OF-IT goes to the Treasury, they then get SOME OF IT back via the "civil list" - they are paying about 85-90% tax, actually.

406:

... indeed with a founding myth of rebellion against empire...

Myth?!? You guys were about to take away our slaves. Of course we had to rebel... 🤣

407:

Also, the president can't pardon state/county/city crimes - only Federal crimes.

408:

Me: My neighbor's pacemaker connects via Bluetooth.

paws4thot: And this is a good thing why?

It encourages you to get along with your neighbors? (:-)

(I was intending to make the point that medical devices do connect in complicated ways these days. Oh, well. I should know by now that subtlety doesn't work on the internet.)

409:

Re: 'Yes, they are trying to get the monarchy to take the blame for their fascism.'

Missed this comment last time I was reading through: Agree.

Similar to the misdirection tactic Putin/his PR rep is using about that drone: first blame Ukraine* to provoke a reaction and if that fails, blame the US. My guess is that the drone was internal: rift between generals supporting different blocs (a la Rwanda), a technical screw up by their own inadequately trained forces, or some non-gov't group that is fed up with Putin and his crew.

*Zelenskyy dropped by the ICC in The Hague with a pretty good case against Putin, so why would he waste a drone.

Hope you're feeling okay.

410:

about that drone: first blame Ukraine* to provoke a reaction and if that fails, blame the US. My guess is that the drone was internal

That was my thought: what, Putin doesn't have enemies closer than Ukraine? My second thought was: a staged provocation?

Leaving aside the less than ideal location and the presumably heavy defences, the idea that no-one in Russia has both reason and equipment to do this boggles the mind. Although I can understand Putin not wanting to stand up and make public his concerns on that front...

But OTOH if it was the US you'd expect either local Russians using locally available Russian equipment as a genuine secret spy mission, or a strike out of nowhere that actually did some damage. But am I giving the US too much credit for basic competence?

411:

why would he waste a drone.

The ICC is a "maybe sometime in the future, possibly, after Ukraine captures him and hands him over to someone who hangs on to him until the trial". Assassinating him is a now thing, and it's a tit-for-tat response to Putin's actions so if not morally justifiable it drops him down to the same level as the US, UK, Israel and other "modern progressive nations" that also have proud histories of murdering foreign leaders they disapprove of.

412:

The Kremlin drone may just have been a rehersal by a private entity of course...

The founder of a fintech company in Ukraine is offering a $500,000 prize for the first to land a drone in Moscow's Red Square.

Competition due to take place on 9th May. Possibly not the best of ideas...

413:

Not quite.
The Crown in the person of the Monarch was funded from the Civil List, now the Sovereign Grant Act since 2011, which is set at 15% of the revenue from the Crown Estates - the Treasury keeps the rest. This is for public duties, and also covers maintenance of the various palaces etc.
The Monarch also personally gets all the revenues from the Duchy of Lancaster, which is called the Privy Purse. The Monarch in turn disburses from Privy funds to their other kids. That's where Andrew and Anne get their income.
The Prince of Wales and his heirs and spares are separately funded out of the Duchy of Cornwall. It's going to be interesting to see how Charles copes with not being allowed to have anything to do with it any more - he's constitutionally not allowed to interfere in anything William does with it once he takes over.
I don't think either duchy can officially owe taxes, but iirc both pay a remittance to the treasury instead which is the equivalent.

So overall the Crown is absolutely self funding and a significant gain to the national economy.

The ancillary parts of the Court on the other hand - the Dukes of Westminster, Wellington, Fife etc on down - they on the other hand have vast estates and pocket the income. So they're proper leeches and descended from right bastards. Westminster especially - when the last Duke died the Grosvenor estate successfully avoided around £4b in inheritance and death duties that the little people had to pay.

414:

Do I detect a faint echo of the Goon show, here? - mind the credibility gap, indeed!

Moz
I'll go with the staged provocation. Putin has used the Gleiwitz tactic before - he likes it & it muddies everything.

Mayhem
Thanks for the correction. So they are paying 85% tax, effectively?
So overall the Crown is absolutely self funding and a significant gain to the national economy. - and you can just imagine how the tory fascists would deal with that, if they got their paws on it ... they'd piss it up the wall & go into their pockets, just like all the "covid" monies.

IIRC the "ducal estates" are run as legitimate private companies & pay corporation & all other relevant taxes, etc.
Example: The "Devonshires" { Cavendish } have a very long history of forward investment & gainful employment for locals in the areas in which they have property. They tend to think long-term, rather than get-rich-quick scams, too.
Or, would you rather that said estates were owned by .... oh a Saudi or PRC "investment fund"?

415:

My guess is that the drone was internal

You missed out: false flag operation (send up a drone, burn a flag, blame the enemy -- get propaganda mileage on internal media, use it to drive recruiting).

416:

But OTOH if it was the US

Why on earth does anyone imagine the US would do anything so crazily dangerous as stage a provocation in Moscow -- much less one that could be framed as an attempted assassination of a head of state of a nuclear power with lots of missiles pointed at Washington DC?

Not that the CIA and other US agencies don't do black ops, including assassination of senior government officials in hostile states by drone and/or missile (notably the assassination of Qasem Soleimani), but the Kremlin is a special case to put it mildly.

Imagine the converse situation: a Russian drone somehow overflies the no-fly zone around the US Capitol and incinerates a flag flying on top of/in front of Congress or the White House. What kind of reaction would you expect? (And why would the Russian reaction be any milder?)

First rule of Not Dying: "do not poke happy fun heavily-nuked-up dictatorship with ICBMs".

417:

My first guess was "well meaning amateurs", as the typical Putin false flag provocation involves far more civilian casualties.

418:

(conspiracy theorist mode) But you see, nobody thinking they'd do it, that's how the US manages to... burn flags with impunity

419:

My first guess too, considering the bang looked less significant than your average supermarket firework, and pictures the day afterwards showed no damage at all. Any state actor should be assumed to have access to military-grade explosives and to be capable of doing the job more professionally - and using more than one drone if they had real intentions to do damage.

420:

"Read an alt-history where instead of issuing a blanket pardon for Nixon, Ford issued a pardon with "This is what we know he did, this is what we suspect he did. We're pardoning him for all of that." Which was enough to get him elected in 1976. No idea how plausible that was."

...

Was it Mad Magazine or Cracked who had a picture of Jimmy Carter captioned "I'm going to pardon Ford for Pardoning Nixon"

What I have found frightening this century is how Sane and ETHICAL Nixon seems by comparison: He signed the EPA into existence; he re-established diplomatic relations with China; he actually resigned when shown to have participated in criminal activity (Instead of being impeached, but still...).

To slightly change the subject, I also remember reading about someone reading the transcript of the Nixon tapes and coming across Nixon calling someone "an (expletive deleted) motherfucker" and desperately wanting to know what the oh so evil word was so he could add it to his vocabulary.

I have since been told that said word was probably a racist epithet that Nixon didn't want to be on the record as using. This was very disappointing, at the time.

Yet another reason to abominate this century: nostalgia for Nixon!

421:

considering the bang looked less significant than your average supermarket firework, and pictures the day afterwards showed no damage at all.

The best argument against it seems to me to that for it coming from anywhere outside of Russia (and maybe maybe Ukraine) was the apparent size. The flight times for such a thing requires a fairly decent fuel load. Or it being air launched from a great great height. Or air launched from inside Russia. If by NATO or similar.

A former head of NATO, now a talking head, made the comment:

For it to be an attack on Putin he would need to be standing on top of the Kremlin, in his pajamas, at 2:30am local time. And they the attacker get it very very very much on target.

422:

That was my thought: what, Putin doesn't have enemies closer than Ukraine? My second thought was: a staged provocation?

The palace intrigue is getting strange.

Overnight the head of the Wagner mercenary group announced Friday that he would withdraw his forces from the still raging battle for Bakhmut because of insufficient ammunition

Plus a tirade against much of the official Russian military command.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2023/05/05/yevgeniy-prigozhin-wagner-video-pullout/

423:

Alternately, it might have been a warning, with the message being, "Mr. Putin, have you considered retiring to a nice dacha on the shores of some pleasant lake? Because if not, we've penetrated the Kremlin's airspace."

424:

dpb @ 318:

Of course the correct way to deal with using a phone while driving is the same as the way to deal with drink driving.

My phone is "paired" through Bluetooth(?) to the radio in my car (which has a microphone mounted above the visor), so answering an incoming call is no more distraction than changing the radio station or doing my normal instrument scan - 90%+ hands free.

I only have to reach over & touch the spot on the display screen that says "accept call". Answering allows me time to ask the caller to wait while I find a place to pull off so I can talk - LESS distraction than the noise of the phone ringing.

Of course for outgoing calls I'm already pulled off the road, because it does take some attention to dial a number.

425:

His point and that of others is that having a phone conversation is more distracting than listening to the radio.

I'll not argue this. The most distracting thing that happens to me when driving is my wife wanting to discuss something about remodeling the house, signing up for a new insurance plan, or similar. I have to keep telling her this is NOT THE TIME.

I can answer calls with a button under my right thumb. And make calls if I want by just saying "Hey Siri, call Joe Dokes".

I try and avoid such.

426:

Olivier Galibert @ 418:

(conspiracy theorist mode) But you see, nobody thinking they'd do it, that's how the US manages to... burn flags with impunity

Not enough Hollywood spectacular SHOCK & AWE for it to be a U.S. black op.

427:

East Coast US TV Saturday

So I avoid all TV from 5:00 am till around 10:00 am to miss C3 specticle.

Then from 2:30pm till 7:30pm to miss the Kentucky Derby fun.[1]

Interesting that the horses are getting the amount of TV time as C3.

[1] I never went while in college nearby. It was always the week before finals. And basically the infield is the country's biggest frat party. With the high end boxes in the grand stand being for people who want to show how high brow they are.

Also 4 horses died at the track in the last week or so.

428:

It was Wagner

429:

The problem with that argument is that if you go back far enough, all "real property" is from adverse possession. I.e. violently taking it from the prior holders. (Some exceptions immediately after a massive plague, or similar disaster, but not enough to be significant.)

So while your argument is correct, it can be applied to !all! owners of property. I don't think that's what you want, it's not what I want. Much better would be to have a more progressive tax schedule, with fewer exceptions.

430:

Meanwhile, the not-yet-complete local election results show:
Con: -1034 / Lab: +513 / LD: +410
Could this indicate not a Labour total majority, thus requiring electoral reform?
One hopes so!

431:

Could this indicate not a Labour total majority, thus requiring electoral reform?

Starmer came out in opposition to electoral reform last month. (Also threw trans people under the bus and started pandering to the homophobes in general, but that's typical of him: he's a pink-tinted Tory.)

432:

Good news, everybody! The WHO says that COVID is no longer an international emergency. Our collective nightmare is over.

/s, darnit.

433:

Charlie or moderators - I think we've got a right-wing troll.

434:

Re: 'COVID is no longer an international emergency'

Lots of vaccines available now and maybe more people will regularly use masks during respiratory outbreak season. Plus, several regions have decided to keep their waste water monitoring systems going.

Charlie @415: 'false flag - recruiting'

Indeed - completely missed that! The set up could include dropping misleading info to 'foreign' intel/news media saying that Russia needed to show some success by a set date - as in: maybe having a target date can make observers more sloppy in surveilling and interpreting troop movement. Not sure how getting the Wagner head honcho launching into a tirade about how Putin/Russian military aren't providing adequate supplies is supposed to drive up recruitment though. My guess is that these theatrics could result in as many 'able-bodied men' running away as signing up.

Meanwhile, in the background ... Both China and India are sending their VPs to C3's coronation this weekend while their foreign ministers met with the Russian foreign minister last week. Wonder how many MI5/6s will be working overtime this weekend.

435:

There's a great anarchist cartoon along those lines. A rabble asking a great lord "how'd you get this" "from my father, and his father before him and so on back to Lord Wotsit" "so how'd he get it?" "he fought for it". "ok, we'll fight you for it".

The problem with the royal list and other historical traditions like that is that it relies completely on the sanity and goodwill of the monarch, on the ability of the population to appoint a sane government, and on the willingness of that government to remind the monarch of the importance of doing the right thing.

As we saw with one of the tax leaks, the British royals are not more responsible than any other billionaires when it comes to paying tax and investing locally etc etc. Their patriotism, in other words, is strictly a public performance.

436:

Charlie @ 432
I'm having my suspicions, as well ...
I get the impression that Stella isn't too happy a bunny, either!

Moz
But, unlike um "venture capitalists" & "arab" investments (so-called) they take the long-term view, rather than profits RIGHT NOW>

437:

Lots of vaccines available now...

Yes, thank goodness! And I just got an email today saying that Medicare will continue to cover COVID-19 vaccines at no cost, which is good news for us seniors in the U.S. But the implication is that the government will no longer pay for most vaccinations, so most people will have some expensive out-of-pocket costs unless their medical insurance covers it.

... and maybe more people will regularly use masks during respiratory outbreak season.

I don't see this happening in the U.S. - definitely not in my part of Oregon. Too many people are against any kinds of masks, and too many people seem to believe the Covid pandemic is over, despite overwhelming medical evidence to the contrary... 😢

438:

Not sure how getting the Wagner head honcho launching into a tirade about how Putin/Russian military aren't providing adequate supplies is supposed to drive up recruitment though.

It's not: I suspect it's a visible sign of vicious in-fighting between Wagner Group and the Russian military, much as there was in-fighting between the Waffen-SS and Wehrmacht in the Third Reich, or between the Iranian Revolutionary Guard and the Iranian Army elsewhere. Dictatorships are highly susceptible to internal empire-building and when things start to go badly they turn on each other.

439:

Hopefully it won't turn into a situation like Sudan is right now.

440:

We're well past comment 300 so, I was wondering if anyone had filked the Sex Pistols' "God Save the Queen" to update it yet.

(Moderators please delete this post if not appropriate).

This is a first cut:

[Verse 1:] God save the King

The fascists they sing

Those evil morons

Have Got the H-bomb

God save the King

He ain't no human being

There is no future

In England's dreaming

[Pre-Chorus 1:]

Don't be told what you want to want to

And don't be told what you want to need

There's no future, no future

No future for you

[Chorus:]

God save the King

We mean it, man

We love our King

God saves

[Verse 2:]

God save the King

'Cause tourists are money

And our figurehead

Is not what he seems

Oh, God save history

God save your mad parade

Oh, Lord, God have mercy

All crimes are paid

[Pre-Chorus 2:]

When there's no future how can there be sin?

We're the flowers in the dustbin

We're the poison in your human machine

We're the future, your future

[Chorus:]

God save the King

We mean it, man

We love our King

God saves

[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus:]

God save the King

We mean it, man

And there is no future

In England's dreaming

[Outro:]

No future

No future

No future for you

No future

No future

No future for me

No future

No future

No future for you

No future

No future for you

441:

Alas, not much hope.

Putin is fucked; the Ukraine invasion was not only a megalomaniacal bid to rebuild the Russian empire, it was a bid to grab the largest remaining petrochemical reserves in Europe and agricultural land that'd remain viable in the coming century. It has backfired spectacularly, cratering Russia's non-nuclear military credibility. It's also driven the EU -- their main petrochemical export customers -- to pivot hard towards renewables and LNG imported by tanker.

Russia is shrinking demographically, with only the big cities in the west (Moscow, St Petersburg) and around the black sea thriving. It's also ageing, with appalling health outcomes and life expectancy. The Wagner group recruiting of prisoners isn't a long-term viable strategy for boosting the military: by some estimates 20% or more of Russian prisoners have active AIDS or tuberculosis. It's hard to see how Putin can sustain his war as the effective troops and their officers are killed off and the replacements are neither trained nor combat-capable. It might have made sense in the 18th century to drive unarmed peasant levies ahead of the real troops to tire out the enemy, but it's worth remembering that in today's world, that's basically spending a life (amortized lifetime earning potential: in US/Aus terms that'd be $5-10M; in Russia, knock off a zero -- it's still a lot of money) to catch a bullet. Bluntly, in an era of industrial warfare bodies are far more useful producing weapons in factories than they are as bullet-catchers. By broadening conscription, Putin is cannibalizing the economy that arms his conscripts.

Internally Russia's logistics are tied together by break-bulk freight trains (Russia never really containerized) and airliners for human transport. Their airliner fleet is now decaying as they're mostly western jets and consumable supplies are become unobtainable. So a lot of provincial areas are going to become semi-inaccessible in the near future.

The only western economy to be doing as badly as Russia today is the UK -- in the grip of the brexit-induced polycrisis, an act of epic economic self-mutilation unseen since 1945. And on top of the economic woes, Russia is fighting a war of attrition against a technologically and tactically superior adversary with better morale and much shorter supply lines.

That's how you break a country. (Brexit was an unforced but maybe-survivable/recoverable error; Brexit with a war on top would be beyond idiocy.)

So Putin is desperate, but unlikely to let go of power any time soon. Which in turn means things will get worse until something breaks.

My guess is that right now Shoigu, Prigozhin, and the others are squabbling for resources in order to build their positions up for when Putin is killed, suicides, or flees: at which point a civil war will break out in Moscow/St Petersburg and regional territories splinter and look out for themselves.

The silver lining (for the rest of us) is that their fighting forces will have been depleted in Ukraine before that happens, and the nuclear forces will rapidly decay due to lack of maintenance. And even their newest missiles seem to be less effective than feared, as witness the recent shoot-down of a Kh-47M2 Khinzal hypersonic missile over Kiev by a Patriot air defense system.

442:

the UK -- in the grip of the brexit-induced polycrisis, an act of epic economic self-mutilation unseen since 1945. ... And WILL Starmer turn twords the EU & ignore the Mail/Express/Murdoch ... or not?
Practically, he's got to, but the "religious nutters" will really scream, won't they?

or when Putin is killed, suicides, or flees - or drops dead, or suddenly becomes really, incapably ill - without external assistance - as he's not said to be in good health, is he?

443:

Charlie Stross @ 441:

That's how you break a country. (Brexit was an unforced but maybe-survivable/recoverable error; Brexit with a war on top would be beyond idiocy.)

What are the chances the U.K. will come to its senses and recover from Brexit? Seems like, from the various news reports I've seen, the party in control of the government is doubling down.

444:

No, he won't. He has already said he will follow in Blair's footsteps, by propping up the housing Ponzi scheme and increasing privatisation of the NHS, and that he will abandon the previous policy of free post-school education. He has also ruled out closer alignment with the EU, or electoral reform. And he has made it clear he wants to purge any trace of socialism from the Labour party.

At best, he will preserve the current Conservatives' legacy, to give them a chance to continue after the following election, but I doubt that he will be even that good. He most certainly won't do anything to correct the structural problems with the UK's society, economy or politics.

445:

The silver lining (for the rest of us) is that their fighting forces will have been depleted in Ukraine before that happens, and the nuclear forces will rapidly decay due to lack of maintenance.

Though I'm not that happy with your predictions, though I suspect they'll be accurate. Even though we Finland are a NATO country now, I think the odds of Russia attacking us in the medium future have been quite low since Feb 2022.

What I'm fearing more are the refugees coming from Russia to Finland - there's a stretch of border, there, and though it's obviously monitored, and some idiots are building a wall there on the border, but I don't think they'll be much use, especially not helping the refugees. The border is about 1300 km and the planned wall 200 km so you can maybe see some inherent problems there.

I'm just afraid the whole thing will just lead to human suffering, more than necessary. Waves of refugees from Russia would not probably be welcomed that easily. Many people even forget that there are other people than Russians living in Russia, and I'm not sure I'd like to deny refugee status to anybody, especially based on their ethnicity.

Russia and Russians and other people living there are part of the problem, I think, but it's easy for me to say that the Russians should've done something to their state before it was too late. I'm not sure I would have done anything else than move abroad, and as we all know that's a very different thing if you're, let's say, an IT professional than a poor uneducated worker, even when we don't bring the refugee thing here.

In the long term I don't know what's a good solution, but at least dividing current Russia up could be a good start. I'm kind of agreeing with the idea that 5-10 million people is a good size for a country polity, so there'd be some work in other places, too.

As for NATO, uh, I have opinions on that, but few ways to get them matter. I think it lost its justification when the Soviet Union and the Warsaw Pact were done for, but like all organizations, its main purpose is to keep itself alive, so it went and invented new purposes. In the last ten years, Russia's actions have kind of re-ignited that old purpose, and that's why many of the new members joined (and Sweden is in the process), but as said, I don't think Russia is attacking anybody in any force in the next 10-15 years. I think that for Finland the NATO membership was something that many (military) people wanted to get play with cool toys and get into action, not as such defense from Russia, though that was a convenient fig-leaf handily given to them on a platter by Russia.

I anyway think a good military alliance in Europe against Russia might be a good thing. It's just that Germany, France, and others forgot that part of NATO. Looking at the amount of military aid to Ukraine I'm not sure even Ukraine having been in NATO would have helped much, if not for the US. Good luck trying to bypass NATO in Europe, though (and it'd mean not doing those bang-bang sounds elsewhere).

Long rant, but I also think that Ukraine should get as much aid as it needs to get the Russians out of its borders. Maybe even more, to make it more certain.

446:

Re: 'UK -- in the grip of the brexit-induced polycrisis, an act of epic economic self-mutilation unseen since 1945'

Okay, Russia (Putin) tried to rebuild an empire based on the oldest formula (military/police) while the Tories tried to rebuild an empire based on a more modern formula (financial leverage). Both of their strategies ignored the relevance of the ordinary people in the makeup of an empire. To me, this is a sure fire sign that they're seriously out of touch with reality: where do think all of the stuff/services they need everyday comes from -- magic? Who do they is the foundation of their economy? (FYI - consumers still make up 70% of the economy.) Ditto for advances in tech/sci and probably everything else. The vast majority of Nobel and other significant prizes were won by/awarded to non-elites aka people of ordinary lineage but extraordinary talent.

In this morning's headlines about the UK, I read that the Tories lost about 1,000 seats/posts in the recent round of town/county elections. Wouldn't mind a brief explanation of what this might mean re: potential of a national election being called, how this impacts Parliament, etc.

Serious question:

If the UK economy keeps tanking, by what point will the UK economy be below the minimum level of sustainability required by the EU for full membership/equal participation? (How likely is it that the UK will be too screwed up to get a seat in the EU even if the majority of the UK vote to rejoin?)

447:

And WILL Starmer turn twords the EU

Definitely not before he's won an election.

Maybe not even then ... but there's a dog-that-didn't-bark-in-the-night in the picture, namely that Labour has no equivalent of the ERG. Starmer and his front bench don't speak out against Brexit, but none of them are pushing for more Brexit, which I think is significant -- there are no Brexit ultras there, and once they don't have to worry about appeasing the tabloids for a few years they'll be able to quietly start walking things back towards the status quo ante.

My personal feeling, though, is that the most important thing Starmer could do once in government (more important even than electoral reform or tackling Brexit!) is to implement Leveson part two and set up a press regulator with teeth, then run a follow-up enquiry into the use of social media and think tanks to drive public opinion for political purposes (think Cambridge Analytica and their descendants).

I don't know if Starmer has the guts to pick a fight with the propaganda machine, but if he doesn't, the war is lost before battle is joined.

448:

EC
Yes, but ...he's already known for changing policies ... & lots of Labour MP's are strongly in favour of, if not re-joining {Because we can't} but of working much more cloesly with the EU.
His stated policyt was: "Making Brexit work" - which is impossible ... so, what then?
And, even aftere all that, he is, reluctantly not as bad as the present criminal gang - not much of a recommendation, is it?

SFR
If the tories imploded & we applied to re-join the EU, we would be immediately REJECTED ... because the tories showed we could not be trusted as a nation any more - they fucked-over 2-300 years of tradition, for NOTHING

449:

"Wouldn't mind a brief explanation of what this might mean re: potential of a national election being called, how this impacts Parliament, etc."

Negligible in the current political climate, and effectively nil. Much hot air but little else.

"even if the majority of the UK vote to rejoin"

The chances of being given an opportunity in the forseeable future are low. The EU let in some seriously dysfunctional countries for political reasons; the same might be true for the UK, but would need a major change in our political establishment first.

450:

Seems like, from the various news reports I've seen, the party in control of the government is doubling down.

The party in control of the government must hold a general election before the end of December 2024.

On current polling the question is not whether they will lose, but how badly they will lose.

The only way the Tories can recover to win the next general election is to deliver an economic boom in the next 15 months. (Election campaigns can be as short as 8 weeks, but running down the clock forces them to go to the polls with the army they've got/economy they've got, and most UK governments try to choose the timing of their possible demise with care.)

13 years of austerity policies have burned away all the public sector fat that could be sold off to deliver a brief pulse of prosperity via tax cuts. We still have inflation running at over 10%. We have food shortages -- they don't make the press, but shopping in supermarkets is an exercise in frustration as the range of fruit and vegetables has shrunk since 2020 and the quality is incredibly poor -- and the bad news is that Brexit commits the UK to phasing in further tariff and trade barriers over the coming years.

TLDR is, I think it's impossible for the Tories to deliver a short-term economic boom (Liz Truss actually tried, but look how badly that turned out!) so they're going down hard and will probably be out of office for at least a decade, maybe a generation, unless Labour fucks up badly.

451:

Wouldn't mind a brief explanation of what this might mean re: potential of a national election being called, how this impacts Parliament, etc.

No impact in the short term. Council funding is largely disbursed from central government funds (in a manner incomprehensible to Americans) -- yes, a lot is raised locally via council tax, but the level of council tax is set at national level by central government.

Note that there were no council elections in Scotland -- this is England/Wales only.

What the council elections give us is a read on the electorate, and the electorate are pissed.

The Tories lost about 30% of their seats, including in councils which have been rock-solid Conservative for a generation. Labour gained about 20% extra. The Liberal Democrats picked up proportionately far more seats (maybe 40% of their total), and the Green share of council seats nearly doubled -- for the first time the Greens actually run one or more councils. Oh, and Change UK, the folks who formerly comprised the Brexit Party and UKIP, flatlined completely.

If these trends continue (spoiler: they probably won't) we would expect to see England/Wales move over another couple of elections to look eerily like Scotland, only with Labour in place of the SNP, the LibDems in place of Labour, and the Tories reduced to Scottish levels of support (maxing out at 25%). Greens showing credibility as an insurgent tie-breaker party (here in Scotland they're a minority coalition partner with the SNP, but the Scottish Green Party is a separate party unaffiliated with the English/Welsh Green Party, with some policy divergence).

Reasons why this trend might continue: the same generational erosion of opportunities that is kneecapping the Republicans with young voters in the USA also affects the Tories in the UK. They're only really popular among over-55s, and the age at which Tory-majority support kicks in is rising steadily (along with the average age of first-time home buyers, which is now approaching 40: millennials and Xennials seem doomed to rent forever).

452:

I agree about its importance, because it is an essential part of our 'constitution', and needs to be treated as such (*); I regard it as Thatcher's worst legacy. That being so, I don't see much point in tackling it without electoral reform, because it would be so easily reversed the next time a venial government got in.

(*) The French realised its importance, and took steps.

453:

His stated policyt was: "Making Brexit work" - which is impossible ... so, what then?

My guess is that Starmer will remain 100% committed to Brexit in theory ... but in practice, he'll water down Theresa May's "red lines" in such a way that there'll be actual substantive changes. Meanwhile the Tory howls of outrage will superficially resemble the usual knee-jerk negativism of an opposition party and be attributed to sour grapes as the economy improves. In particular, we may rejoin the customs union and free movement zone under some other name.

Just reducing customs delays and red tape over food imports would be a huge win -- people know what they're eating and in another couple of years he'd be able to make endless mileage by pointing out "now you can buy your favourite foods more cheaply again!"

So he'll declare victory for Brexit, but change the definition of "victory" to mean Brexit in name only, and dare the Tories to try and return to the hardest of hard brexits. (Which would lock them into triggering a recession, food crisis, etc.)

454:

So does the coronation of Charles III make a difference with regard to prime-ministerial politics? Would it be possible for Charles to call Sunak in and say, "I've lost faith in your administration?" Or is that not possible these days?

455:

(Which would lock them into triggering a recession, food crisis, etc.)

Why wait. We (the US) might crater the world's economy just in time for our Independence celebration.

456:

Troutwaxer
VERY unlikely ....
BUT
Note that for the past 40 years Charles has been pushing policies, via things like "The Princes Trust" & on the Environment & Community cohesion ( C.F> David Lammy ) that are FLATLY OPPOSED to the current misgovernment of thieves & greedy wreckers - the rivers are full of shit & the public has noticed & they are getting angry.
Provided that Sunak / Braverman / Badenoch don't try too hard to make irreversible changes between now & that next election, then he will do nothing.
I strongly suspect there are ways of devising foot-dragging behind the scenes that may prevent their deliberate destructive-policies being enacted. But it's going to be interesting & a tight race.

David L
2026, you mean?
But, AIUI some of the extreme "R's" really do want to burn the house down.
Or so my readings of "The American Prospect" seem to say.

457:

That hasn't been possible since 1912 at the latest (possibly not since 1689, or even 1633).

458:

On the decline and fall of the Russian Empire I am strongly reminded of a sequence in the Foundation trilogy by Azimov (spoilers ahead if you haven't read it).

Bel Riose is a brilliant general; smart,successful, loved by his men, loyal to the empire. He mounts a successful military campaign to recover star systems lost to the Foundation, but is suddenly recalled and arrested. The reason is that he was too successful; any general who is capable of winning a campaign against an external enemy is automatically a threat to the power structure back home, and so it was necessary to neutralise him. And so the collapse of the Empire continues.

No doubt much the same is happening to Wagner Group and Prigozhin (sp?). He is now a direct threat to the "real" army generals, and could easily become a threat to Putin. Hence they need to neutralise him. It looks like the plan is to starve him of the resources he needs and then blame him for the resulting defeat.

The alternative is that Russia really is that short of ammo, in which case military collapse is imminent.

459:

Mikko Parviainen @ 445: I think [NATO] lost its justification when the Soviet Union and the Warsaw Pact were done for, but like all organizations, its main purpose is to keep itself alive, so it went and invented new purposes.

Before Putin invaded Ukraine there were a lot of people asking what NATO was for. After all, with the Soviet Union gone Russia would be bonkers to try invading anyone. A large-scale war in Europe was simply impossible. Countries in NATO were increasingly not bothering to maintain the 2% of GDP on defense spending that the treaty requires, and it was an open secret that NATO didn't have the ammunition stocks to maintain a large-scale shooting war for very long.

And the people asking did have a point. Invading Ukraine was a bonkers move. But it still happened.

460:

Greg Tingey @ 456:

David L
2026, you mean?
But, AIUI some of the extreme "R's" really do want to burn the house down.
Or so my readings of "The American Prospect" seem to say.

The U.S. government will reach the Debt Limit on borrowing to pay it's obligations before the end of the month of June. UNLESS Congress acts to raise (or repeal) the "Debt Limit" before then, the U.S. will default

The [EXPLETIVE!! DELETED!!] Burn the house down GQP fascist assholes who control Congress (where the ability to destroy == control) are demanding drastic cuts to "social safety net" programs, including Social Security & Medicare in return for authorizing an increase in the debt ceiling as a prelude to further drastic cuts in government spending. It's a bad faith argument because there is NO AMOUNT of spending cuts that could possibly reduce the deficit sufficiently to reduce the national debt and the tax increases that could save the country are totally off the table.

The GQP concern about debt IS A LIE! They don't give a shit about debt whenever THEY are in power, ONLY when they can use it as a cudgel against Democrats. THEY WANT the U.S. to default so that they can seize power in the turmoil that follows.

A default is the best chance they believe they have for instituting Trumpolini as President for Life and with that THEY intend to grab power FOREVER.

PS: Don't rely too heavily on "The American Prospect". Their hearts are in the right place, but they rely too much on wishful thinking.

461:

The thing I worry about is that Putin in extremis will order nuclear attacks, not just against Ukraine, but against NATO targets ringing down "Götterdämmerung" on his enemies along with himself - like Hitler in the Führer bunker ordering Germany's destruction because they had failed him and no longer deserved to live

... and whether subordinate commanders in Russian nuclear forces will follow his orders? I fear some of them will.

I worry that Putin IS that crazy.

462:

Even the freight trains in Russia are having problems due to sanctions.

https://www.railway.supply/en/russian-railway-is-on-the-verge-of-collapse/

463:

You may want to look up Belisarius, similarity of names is unlikely to be a coincidence. Recaptured much of Italy and North Africa for the Byzantine Roman Empire but was eventually put on trial for a supposed conspiracy against Justinian.

464:

Why on earth does anyone imagine the US would do anything so crazily dangerous as stage a provocation in Moscow -- much less one that could be framed as an attempted assassination of a head of state of a nuclear power with lots of missiles pointed at Washington DC?

just as a point of reference, PenceNews is framing the drone exactly that way, as is NewsMax and the other Republican "news" sources that infest my inbox. This is apparently the Ukrainians so it is incumbent on Biden to immediately punish the Ukraine for an illegal attack. And other batshit opinions…

Ignore that it was a small drone without the range to get there from Ukraine, and Moscaw in general and the Kremlin in particular has lots of antidrone jamming including GPS jamming, and …

465:

reminded of a sequence in the Foundation trilogy by Azimov (spoilers ahead if you haven't read it).

Seriously? If anyone hasn't read it in the 50+ years it has been out surely isn't going to be upset you're giving away a small bit of the plot. [/grin]

466:

I just got back from a conference at Perimeter Institute*. Most people weren't wearing masks. I found it interesting that of those that did, most were either university physics profs or theoretical physicists. I think I was the only teacher wearing a mask.

For the record, Katie Mack** wore a mask. And it didn't stop her from giving an amazing talk, clearly articulated etc.


*Canada's top place for theoretical physics research.

**I've added "The End of Everything_ to my must-read pile. And her rant on what's wrong with the proton is wonderful, if you can find a copy online.

467:

The general recalled and executed for being too successful also comes up in Chinese history as Yue Fei, who successfully reconcquered much of the territory that had been lost to the Northern Steppe invaders before being recalled by the Emperor and hanged in about 1140.

I suspect it is a common issue, given how often generals and other military leaders stage coups (i.e. Sudan as a very current example).

469:

If the UK can't make Brexit work, then why not join NAFTA.

You are going to need American food in any case.

https://zeihan.com/the-cutting-room-files-part-5-the-future-of-the-united-kingdom/

The only market with the proximity, size, institutional capacity, and complementary needs and capabilities to be a meaningful trade partner is the United States itself.

It probably comes as no surprise that British food isn’t…good. A big piece of the explanation is geographic. The UK is a short-summer, cool-temperature, low-sun country with mediocre soil quality. Those aren’t the sorts of conditions that generate a wild diversity of high-quality foodstuffs. What improvements to British agriculture and rural prosperity that have occurred during the past four decades are largely due to EU exposure.

On the production side, the few things the Brits do well – certain types of meat, dairy and especially fish – are exported to the EU market, a market that soon will be largely closed. On the financial side, the EU’s agricultural subsidy program is among the world’s most lavish. It has slowed technological uptake and consolidation that has defined global agriculture since the 1970s. With Brexit those subsidies will vanish in a day.

Like it or not, low-cost, high-quality American agriculture is about to swamp the British market, and American trade negotiators will blast away whatever protectionist measures the Brits will want to erect to protect their own farmers. Phytosanitary requirements, hormones, tariffs, quotas, you name it. It will all vanish and 66 million UK consumers will soon be American fed.

470:

"It probably comes as no surprise that British food isn't...good."

Sez who? The problem with it is there simply isn't enough of it. For centuries we have failed to ensure the population remains within our capacity to feed it, and allowed improvements in production to be negated by increases in population so overall we end up no better off. But the food itself is all right.

"On the production side, the few things the Brits do well - certain types of meat, dairy and especially fish - are exported to the EU market, a market that soon will be largely closed."

Well that does make some contribution to solving the problem then.

471:

You may want to look up Belisarius, similarity of names is unlikely to be a coincidence. Recaptured much of Italy and North Africa for the Byzantine Roman Empire but was eventually put on trial for a supposed conspiracy against Justinian.

I highly recommend the 3 (or 6) book Belisarius Saga by David Drake and Eric Flint. It's an alternative history for the era mentioned by Vulch.

472:

"why not join NAFTA?"
Because there is no such thing as "good food" that is flooded with GM, growth hormones, prophylactic antibiotics...

473:

"Screwing Prigozhin" vs. "Short of Ammo?"

Can the answer be "Both?"

474:

Is there any evidence that China is propping up the Russian war effort in order to further weaken the Russian police state, with the intent on capitalizing on a Russian collapse to annex Far Eastern regions as a hedge against climate change?

475:

Perhaps Putin will follow Alexander's example and sell bits of it off? I'm sure a deal could be done and it's not as if China is short of cash...

476:

Police fascism, backing up the tories - and you are worried about the monarchy?
Get a grip.

Duffy
NO
And we certainly do not need or want US "food" loaded with chemicals & antibiotics & unsafe.
Compare food-poisoning statistics, why don't you?
It probably comes as no surprise that British food isn’t…good. - LIAR
I bake all my own bread ... with the exception of the French "oo" all of the wheat comes from named varieties, grown on named farms, mostly in Oxfordshire. { Yes, this is a plug for Wessex Mill - the best flour & resulting bread that I've ever tasted.
And so on, right across the entire food spectrum. This is emphatically NOT 1952, as the late Elizabeth David & many other cookbook writers have testified.

477:

a lot of people asking what NATO was for.

NATO has always had multiple purposes.

First is the obvious, asserted goal of preventing Russia invading western Europe.

Second is the usual institutional goal of providing its people with ongoing regular pay cheques.

But there's a third unstated diplomatic goal of ensuring US military primacy over Europe -- the USA is the heavyweight partner in NATO so sets the agenda and typically runs SHAPE and the command structure, so local European military forces fall under US command and control. (This led to France leaving NATO in 1967; subsequently France rejoined the alliance but French forces remain under French command.)

And there's a fourth economic goal. NATO coordinates logistics on an international basis so that US ammunition will work in Italian (or Ukrainian) guns, an obvious prerequisite for the primary mission. But a side effect is standardization, which in turn is driven by the needs of the largest US defense industry incumbents. In effect NATO curates and promotes a giant market for US weapons systems and ammunition; even when NATO partners diverge -- e.g. the German, Italian, and other armies buying Leopard-3 tanks instead of M1A2 Abrams -- the tank guns fire the same ammunition, the engines usually run on the same lubricants, and so on.

So NATO ensures that US military manufacturers maintains VIP-level access to a market of nations with a combined population of around 900 million and 80% of planetary defense spending.

And that kind of economic incentive has the ability to warp global geopolitics around it. (They don't have to actually throw a war to keep spending up -- although Putin has incomprehensibly obliged them by so doing -- but to maintain the ability to do so.)

478:

I suspect it is a common issue, given how often generals and other military leaders stage coups

It was one of the reasons Saddam comprehensively failed to win his war on Iran between 1980 and 1988: any time an Iraqi general made progress he'd be recalled to Baghdad, feted for a few days, then accused of spying or treason and hanged.

Generals are seldom stupid about politics (otherwise they wouldn't be generals) and they got the message fast.

(Saddam, never having been a military man, didn't realize he was demotivating his officer corps. For all his other faults as a dictator Hitler at least understood that you reward success rather than punishing it.)

479:

If the UK can't make Brexit work, then why not join NAFTA.

Because the EU is on our doorstep (the Channel is just 22 of your quaint old miles wide) while NAFTA is 3000 miles away. Shipping costs!

And also because the quality of American food products has been watered down in a manner that most Americans don't understand until they've lived in Europe and tried cooking with local produce.

In general American fruit and vegetables are bred and cultivated for long shelf life and shipping via railfreight across continental distances. They're also optimized for appearance, colour, and shelf life so they look good sitting in a supermarket. The result is stuff like gigantic flavourless tomatoes that taste of cardboard.

You also have growth hormone injected beef (illegal here: the level of residues in the meat can affect consumers who eat it), battery farmed chickens (illegal conditions due to animal cruelty laws: also antibiotic-doped because it makes them put on weight, but also promotes the evolution of antibiotic-resistant bacteria), salmonella-infested eggs which have to be refrigerated lest they poison you, cheese that comes in Orange, White, and White With Holes varieties (note I say nothing about flavour), and ghastly tasteless so-called "butter".

You'll note American food retailers tried and failed to make in-roads into the UK market over the past 20 years.

American is not necessarily better.

480:

When I was working in California, the only edible apples came from New Zealand; given a choice, I would take a wax apple over a Red Macintosh (and, yes, I have tried both). Or, for that matter, over a tomato, as you say. The globe artichokes, tomatillo and jicama weren't bad, though.

The locals lauded Monterey Jack. My view was (and is) that it was at least recognisably cheese, comparable in quality with the sort of British cheddoid cheese traditionally referred to as mousetrap. The coloured 'cheeses' looked too horrific to even try.

481:

I think it most assuredly can be "both".

482:

It probably comes as no surprise that British food isn’t…good. - LIAR I bake all my own bread ...

As a general observation, not everything aimed at Britain is necessarily aimed, personally, at you. You do seem, much more often than any other commentator, to interpret as such, though.

It's entirely possible for British food, in agreegate, to be poor while yours is exceptional. I make no comment on whether either of those conditionals is true, merely that it is possible.

483:

Indeed. But reverting to Duffy's point, MOST British food is fairly dire (as is most USA food), both nutritionally and gastronomically. However, it is possible to eat extremely well (both home-cooked and eating out), not always expensively. We spent a couple of days in Cromer, and both the Grove and Red Lion were excellent (for extreme foodies).

It is surprisingly difficult to get good, traditional ENGLISH food when eating out, certainly in the south. Even the ingredients are not always that easy to obtain (even what used to be near-universal, like kidneys).

On this matter, if anyone knows of a good (foodie) book on Scottish cooking, ideally one like Jane Grigson's English Food, I would love to hear of one.

484:

And to pile on a bit more to Greg.

What you are doing is great. But is it scalable? If you take the size of your allotment and how many people it feeds without going to the grocery, plus storage between harvests, well, ...

How much land is required to feed all of England/UK this way? Don't forget to have the able bodied also grow and harvest for the too young, too old, too infirm, the military, etc... Does England/UK have enough land to deal with this?

One reason we (the planet or at least the industrial first world) got out of this type of food production was most people had absolutely no interest in spending most of their time doing such.

I don't know about the UK but there was a great book/long article about the rise and fall of A&P in the US and how they disrupted the old models and along the way freed up so many people from being involved in producing food.

Now Greg and others may think his alloment is a good thing, and I'll not argue against them, but most people will not unless starving.

Now if the amount of land needed above isn't enough well maybe Charlie's future of we all eating protein slime instead of beef and mutton will free up enough land. But to my mind this will definitely lead to more chemistry (anti-biotics, gene therapy, etc...) being used to make it more productive. And I can see it headed to a mono-culture of slime as that will be more profitable. If course when something goes wrong and wreaks the entire protein supply for the UK, EU, or the planet, then what?

Anyway, Greg, it works for you but isn't a universal solution.

485:

Oops I left out one point. Greg's allotment is within walking distance of him. To make this universal we have to destroy/empty the cities. This may be considered a good thing by some/many but I suspect there will be a wee bit of push back from a few.

486:

But reverting to Duffy's point, MOST British food is fairly dire (as is most USA food), both nutritionally and gastronomically.

Having bought sandwiches in both British and USAn convenience stores, I have to say the American ones are disgustingly bad, even compared to the kind of crap you'll find in a Tescos Local after the lunchtime rush.

Indeed, American supermarket ready meals are generally shit, even compared to British supermarket fodder.

On the other hand, US portion sizes are usually larger (although British ones did some catching up before Brexit made all food imports so expensive that the vendors imposed "shrinkflation" on customers by shrinking the package sizes while maintaining prices).

Also, pretty much all American processed foods have been injected with high fructose corn syrup. Including meat and savoury items. Everything is sugary-sweet in a disgusting, sticky way.

487:

Having bought sandwiches in both British and USAn convenience stores, I have to say the American ones are disgustingly bad,

Good grief.

I guess we need to hand a card for people flying into the county. The only thing good about convenience stores in the US is convenience. You only eat the sandwiches or similar there if there is absolutely no other choice.

Factory bottled drinks and snacks are the same quality as in major stores. But will be way over priced and may be a bit on the old/stale side.

When I'm on the road I look for places with a crowd of local cars outside that isn't a chain and doesn't appear to be a strip club or similar. Almost always great food. And if you just want a sandwich, stop in a grocery store. Most have a deli counter that will make you whatever you want sliced fresh. Processed ingredients warning but at least not made 4 days ago 400 miles away. Personally I know how to get the non overly processed meats.

Now when I take road trips I tend to take bottled diet soda/water. Some chips (crisps) and tend to make up a fruit salad of fresh fruits in small containers in a cooler. And maybe make a few sandwiches. I'll be doing this in a few days as I drive to gift a car to my son in laws mother. (5 hours each way.)

And even when flying I'll take a soft sided cooler and stop in a grocery after landing to load up on similar things plus ice.

488:

"It probably comes as no surprise that British food isn't...good."

Sez who?

When I was last in England, in the 1980s, I would describe the food as adequate (if boring). Not actively bad, but way less variety then I was used to eating at the time (and for reference I'm not very adventurous with food).

My English parents kept up the custom of meat-and-two-veg when they emigrated to Canada and I still have an aversion to potatoes, having eaten boiled or mashed potatoes almost every day as a child. I don't know how much both my parents learning to cook under rationing had to do with that.

On my last trip I bought a set of cookbooks published by the National Trust, something like English cooking through the ages starting with Roman Britain and ending with the Victorians. A group of us pulled them out when we were planning a Space 1889-themed party and decided that none of the Victorian dishes sounded appetizing enough to be worth the effort of cooking them.

489:

Having bought sandwiches in both British and USAn convenience stores, I have to say the American ones are disgustingly bad, even compared to the kind of crap you'll find in a Tescos Local after the lunchtime rush.

I haven't had sandwiches from a British convenience store, but I have had them from the British Rail canteen, and they were worse than anything found at the back of a 7-11. I also got to experience the horror that is instant tea (just mix the powder with warm water).

490:

British Rail ceased to exist in 1993 when the rail system in the UK was privatised. BR food was famous for being pretty much the worst food available in the UK. Things have improved a bit since then. Instant powder based tea was a thing for a very short while in the early 1990s, but has pretty much vanished. I haven't been offered it in over 20 years.

491:

"...most Americans don't understand until they've lived in Europe and tried cooking with local produce."

Or been diagnosed with Type II Diabetes (from all the sugar in the food!) Learning to eat sugar-free has been a wonderful trip into the world of good food!

492:

Having bought sandwiches in both British and USAn convenience stores,

Depends on the convenience store. Wawa has made quite a name for themselves by supplying quality fast food (hoagies, sandwiches, burgers, soups, etc.) along with good coffee, all freshly made. (they have decent donuts too :) ).

Wawa switched from pure convenience store to gas & store (guessing around 2000?), usually the only place the air pumps work. Almost every one also have multiple Tesla charges available as well.

They have become the bane of not only the other convenience stores in the area (e.g. 7-11) but also the fast food restaurants. They have been slowly expanding from southeast PA for decades, I think they just opened a store in Ohio.

And if you don't believe me:

https://philly.eater.com/2021/6/2/22463017/mare-of-easttown-kate-winslet-wawa-delco

493:

Online discussions about British food often descend into flame wars, so in the interests of trying to avoid that, I'll try and remain as neutral as I can.

British food, like a lot of other elements of the country are much a product of class - the food the wealthiest in Britain eat has always been pretty amazing (which explains why London has more Michelin starred restaurants than any other European city apart from Paris). For the proles of course, anything that can be fed to keep them working is good enough, and combined with the long impact of rationing (which started during the early part of WW2 and didn't end completely until 1954), the older generation especially tend to have under-developed palates. Pretty much anyone of working or middle class over 80 is going to be a "meat and two veg, none of that foreign muck" person.

The ongoing impact of immigration and multi-culturalism weas eroding this even in the 1980s (when Indian Chinese and Italian restaurants were already common across a lot of the UK), but have moved on considerably since then. Your average working-class Brit probably still eats worse than his Spanish or Italian (Mediterranean) equivalent, but not that much different from other Northern European countries now. Whether that will continue to be the case given the ongoing impact of Brexit on our food supplies hasn't really played out yet.

TLDR - you can get decent food in the UK now. You can get garbage too, but you can anywhere.

494:

You only eat the sandwiches or similar there if there is absolutely no other choice.

Oh, I include the sandwich-like objects from Wholefoods Market and Trader Joes in my assessment. They're a bit better than 7-11, but still a bit shit compared to M&S in the UK, never mind Pret-a-Manger.

495:

Oh, I include the sandwich-like objects from Wholefoods Market and Trader Joes in my assessment.

I include in my things to be avoided anything in a factory sealed package from anywhere. The ones I buy are made in front of me from ingredients I can see behind the glass.

But I don't do that this often.

My typical, if I have a place to eat it, such thing is a salad with maybe some meat on it.

Most larger groceries (Kroger, Harris Teeter, and their ilk, but NOT Walmart) have salad / hot plate bars. You have a choices of 20 to 50 things you load onto a disposable container and pay by the weight.

To be honest if you don't know the (at times local) brands you can go into a crap place or a great place without understanding which is which.

Trader Joe's is upscale prepackaged foods. Many frozen or nearly so. I've NEVER been a fan.

And Whole Foods, to me, is faux wholesomeness.

496:

I'm going to have to come out to bat for (some) American food.

Steaks: usually better flavoured than UK ones, I'm not sure why. Well aged Welsh Black Beef is better, but my local source went out of business.

Cheese. Obviously you have to give up buying US cheese in supermarkets. My favourite is a Vermont Blue Cheese: https://www.jasperhillfarm.com/bayley .

In California, the real secret -- again -- is to ignore supermarkets and buy from the Mexican-run roadside truck stops.

And on British food, the great houses used to have great food, but they almost all went bankrupt due to death duties imposed during and after 1945. The Cavendishes nearly lost Chatsworth House when Billy Cavendish was killed in Holland in September 1944, leaving JFK's sister as a widow.

There's been a slow-burn revolution in British food since the 1970s (you might go further back to Elizabeth David, but I think her influence was more literary than in actual food cooked). At Oxford in the early 1980s I had the good fortune to eat at Raymond Blanc's first restaurant as a student. I suspect it was part of the effect of the UK being in the EU, and more of us being exposed to non-UK influences.

497:

Actually, I worked out that you need approx the area of Norfolk + Suffolk to feed the entire Island (GB) vegetables.
You do NOT have to empty the cities, but you do dig up every single fucking football pitch & most of the lawns in parks.
And you alter the working week, so that everybody gets tow half-days to go to their plots ...
And you have to allow for people who cannot do this - transport workers, nurses, doctors etc.
I didn't get down into the fine detail, of which there is a frightening amount.
But We could grow a vast amount more food 7 it would be amazingly healthy, as would the population doing their "home growing.
Which reminds me - second cur=t of this years' Asparagus tonight!"

498:

"there were a lot of people asking what NATO was for"

To keep the Americans in, the Germans down and the Russians out.

499:

Instant powder based tea was a thing for a very short while in the early 1990s

I haven't been to Britain since the 80s, so it must have been a thing then too.

500:

Guys, you all need to chill re what Peter Zeihan said about British food.

In the context of the whole article, the "British food being bad" statement referred to British agriculture (crappy soil , lousy climate, lack of sunlight, no cheap transport, etc.).

IOW, you don't have and never will have the British equivalent of Nebraska cornfields or Ukrainian wheat farms with the concurrent cheap waterborne transport system for bulk grains.

So, the British have no hope whatsoever to feed themselves no matter what agricultural techniques are used (especially if King Charles has his way and you all grow organic - and require twice as many acres to produce the same amount of calories).

So yes, you have to join some sort of trading block where you have access to non-tariff foodstuffs or you will be looking at effective poverty as a greater and greater amount of you income goes to buying groceries. That used to be Europe. Now that means America and Canadian farmlands.

So since you botched Brexit (Brexit being an act of economic suicide in any case), you have two choices: starve and become poor or join NAFTA.

P.S. But for the record my experience of British food is that it sucks (though I did have a nice faux-British Charles Dickens Christmas dinner complete with plum pudding at a restaurant in Orlando when I took the family to Disneyworld for a Christmas holiday). Basically the British take filet minon, boil it and consider it to be a taste treat.

P.P.S. Some of you may know the restaurant I am referring to since I swear to God half the people in line at Disneyworld have British accents.

P.P.P.S. But British accents are cool. We see them as sexy and sophisticated whether its James Bond or Hugh Grant. You Brits want to score with an American babe? Just open you mouth and talk to hem.

P.P.P.P.S. Though I have to admit that as a fan of the "Great British Baking Show" (called so in the US instead of the "Great British Beak Off" because Pillsbury owns the rights to the term "bake off") that your desserts look real good. If one of your contestants would come to America and open a chain of bakeries I believe they could compete with the best Italian and French bakeries already here.

501:

The way to get a sandwich in the U.S. is to visit a place like Subway* or Jersey Mike's - there are 3-4 big chains which sell decent sandwiches of various kinds and make it in front of you, including cutting fresh bread.

You sometimes end up with the same "too much sugar" problem from which every kind of American food suffers, but it's orders of magnitude better than anything from 7/11 or Circle K, which are places most Americans only stop when they're in a tearing hurry and need a cheap coffee refill.

On the subject of U.S. made cheese, you're certainly correct, but European cheese (and I don't mean Swiss) is readily available in any decent market. Think Dubliner and other proper Irish cheddars, Wensleydale, Feta, Camembert, Brie, etc. Also, a surprising number of markets - a little more upscale - bake bread fresh every day, though it's a hit or miss thing whether they have a particular variety of bread. There's also a big bakery chain called Panera you might try for good bread. (I think I need to 12-step the Stater Bros Market's fresh-baked Jewish Rye - that stuff is amazing!)

Where food is concerned the best and cheapest way to travel in the U.S. is to purchase an inexpensive cooler, hit a decent market, pick up your choice of condiments, meats, cheeses and bread from the deli section, not the shelves, whatever bottled/canned drinks you prefer, plastic or cheap metal silverware, whatever you like for breakfast, a veggie plate and some fruit, plus a block of ice then eat the way you like! This will cover breakfast and lunch, then you can stop at someplace good and local for dinner. (For extra points give your cooler to a homeless person before leaving the poorest rich country on Earth.)

The other brilliant thing about American food, at least in the big cities, is the sheer number of choices for restaurants. I've got Thai, Indian, Chinese, Japanese, Italian, BBQ, Mexican (both fast-food and sit down,) Salvadorean, Philippino, various Delicatessens, an Asian market, etc., within easy driving distance of my house, and I'm probably leaving out half-a-dozen choices.

  • Subway is heavily-critiqued because their bread contains a lot of sugar and their cheese is crap, but I like them because they'll put fresh spinach, onions, green peppers, cucumbers, lettuce, pepperoncinis, tomatoes, etc., on a sandwich, which means I can get a full meal with lots of veggies for under $10.00.
502:

BBQ

People not from the US likely don't know this subject can start fist fights. Within a few miles of my I have 3 different "kinds" of BBQ. And the "correct" one is very close by. And they do a good job at cooking it. You can eat in with it on a plate, on a sandwich, or take out buy weight. Pulled pork, brisket, and all kinds of sides. Ummmmm.

503:

"They're also optimized for appearance, colour, and shelf life so they look good sitting in a supermarket. The result is stuff like gigantic flavourless tomatoes that taste of cardboard."

If I mention "Tomatoes Grown for Flavour", will anyone get the reference? ;)

504:

my experience of British food is that it sucks

You are talking out of your arse, with the highly specific exception of "British traditional cuisine" which is pretty much a minority specialty pursuit -- it's not what most people eat.

You're also talking bollocks in general about a subject you have no expertise or experience in, so kindly desist.

505:

The US vs UK food discussion is interesting.

The US view tends to boil down to "yes a lot of it is shit, but you can find good food if you know where to look", and thinking this is a reasonable way to get by.

If you have to have local knowledge or certain methods to get your hands on reasonable food, then it isn't a good situation. I could also go to a farmer's market to get really good food, but it means knowing where to find one, being available and able to go there when it's open, and generally paying more.

506:

Duffy
Crappy soil - only in some places, most of it is quite good
Lousy climate - bollocks - here we get 550 mm rain per year, Oxfordshire gets about 680 mm, Cardiff 1203 mm
Further North, again, it varies enormously from wet in the W to dry in the E ... Fort William: 2680 mm & Aberdeen: 832 mm
The sunlight varies just as much, as for transport WE INVENTED Railways, remember & we do have an extensive M-way system
He's still talking utter bollocks...

This does not mean that "not-joining" a trading bloc is anything but a very stupid idea, of course!
British food is NOT the ghastly muck of the 1950's any more, but the world does not seem to have caught up, including you, as Charlie @ 504 notes!

507:

I suspect the "a lot of it is shit, but you can find good food if you know where to look" is pretty much universal. I'd imagine every society on earth has plenty of food for people who are in a hurry and don't care.

508:

but you can find good food if you know where to look" is pretty much universal.

When on business trips with others back in the day, I'd always want to skip McD's and find a local place with a full parking lot. Tended to irritate the ones I was with.

509:

483 - F Marion McNeill "A Scots Kitchen" should do. It appears to be presently out of print and MZN copies are overpriced accordingly.

496 Para 2 - USian "steaks" are usually over seasoned (both salt and pepper) by the chef IME. Any idiot can add those at table, but it takes a good cook indeed to get them back off.
Para 5 - This may not be entirely true, but but my experience of "in print" Elizabeth David books is that they are "cookery of an EU nation as of 2023CE". This specifically excludes the UK because WrecksIt, and indeed because mainland GB alone has at least 10 seperate regional cuisines. It also excludes France since they have even more distinct regional cuisines.

501 - Agreed about UK Subway for much the same reasons.

510:

"British Rail ceased to exist in 1993 when the rail system in the UK was privatised. BR food was famous for being pretty much the worst food available in the UK."

Knocking railway food has been part of the tradition of knocking railways in general for as long as there has been railway food. Certainly the early practice of making it available by stopping the train somewhere about 50 miles from London and allowing exactly 10 minutes for a whole trainload of passengers to pile out, queue up, get served, eat it, and get back on the train was distinctly suboptimal, but the complaints recorded about the food itself don't sound any different from what I'd expect to find myself using a time machine to visit the days before refrigeration and before there were any laws against inappropriate ingredients - milk that walks away if you don't keep an eye on it, bread made of sawdust, Dibbler pies, and so on. I suspect that a good deal of what we're seeing here is that people whose complaints are still around for us to read tended strongly to be rich enough to avoid such things in their usual diet, and conversely the great numbers of people who would have considered it an improvement on what they usually ate rarely even sampled it.

British Rail food was unfairly maligned. The only serious annoyance I remember with it was that they were too prone to running out of sandwiches that didn't have tomato in them. (I hate tomatoes, and even if you pick them out they leave quantities of foul-tasting slime behind.) But when they hadn't run out, they were just sandwiches, no different from what you'd get anywhere else.

It became a problem when they started to stop doing it, which was some time before privatisation. Station buffets would close down, and you'd just have the facility left sitting there all shuttered. Some of them then stayed like that, and some eventually reopened with some third party operating them instead of BR. If that happened, the reopened version was always a LOT more expensive for a smaller amount of food, and not uncommonly there would also be silly restrictions on their range, by the deliberate choice of the operator - things like only selling different kinds of cakes, so if you wanted a pie or a sandwich you were stuffed.

What we tend to get now is the same only more so: several different ways to spend five quid for a couple of mouthfuls, and most of them not particularly attractive. You're much better off looking in the streets around the station and finding a chippy or something. And what we get on board the trains is mostly some poor bastard struggling to lug a trolley down the aisle from one end to the other when it barely fits, selling the same cans of fizzy drinks and bags of crisps and maybe a couple of sandwiches if you can see them buried in that lot, and all exactly the same as you'd get from a corner shop only at a horrendous price.

511:

There's not much farmable soil and what exists is often highly acidic. The agricultural area used is 23.07 million acres, about 70% of the land area. 36% of the agricultural land is arable, about 8 million acres. With a population of 67.33 million people each acre has to feed about 8 people.

The US has 893.4 million acres and a population of 331.9 million people. Each acre has to feed 0.37 people.

So no, you don't have enough farmland let alone good farmland. Bottom line is that Britain can never feed itself. You still import almost half your food. Meanwhile, America could conceivably feed the rest of the world if it had to.

Climate change will make things worse for farmers everywhere except for North America. We and the Canadians will probably gain an extra growing season and get by OK with some improvements in water management. If we adopted Israeli water conservation methods, global warming wouldn't touch our food production. It may even increase it.

But God help you if the AMOC breaks down and Gulf Stream stops heating Europe.

Americans might see slightly higher grocery bills but we will never be food insecure.

Thanks to global warming, the next half century will see North America as the only viable location for an advanced civilization, especially around the Great Lakes. But I digress.

Having to always import half your food, not being part of a non-tariff trading block is making things expensive at the grocery store.

Your growing season, temp and rainfall are about the American average, which means half of America has almost an entire year to grow food. As for sunlight, even on on day when it isn't raining, your latitude (and solar intensity) is about the same as Hudson Bay.

"as for transport WE INVENTED Railways"

Yes, you had a kickass 19th century. However, that doesn't change the laws of physics which will always make water transport the cheapest form of shipping for bulk grains.

American is Geography's favorite child.

We have the largest chunk of arable land combined with 16,000 miles of navigable waterways (Mississippi basin and the intercoastal waterway system), more than the rest of the world combined:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esJMtNzTxJY

So lacking non-tariff food granted by membership in a large trading bloc, Britain and the British people become poorer in real terms as more money has to be paid for food. The other solution is to join a larger trading block with food coming out of its ears.

So join NAFTA.

P.S In hindsight, Brexit was a high price to pay to keep brown skinned Syrian refugees out of Britain.

512:

"Because the EU is on our doorstep (the Channel is just 22 of your quaint old miles wide) while NAFTA is 3000 miles away."

Japan is over 5,000 miles from California.

Didn't stop them from kicking our butt and taking a huge chunk of the American car market back in the day.

When it comes to water transport (rivers of oceans) distance is not a cost multiplier.

If it was, you'd never have had a British Empire.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LrsDvARCE4

513:

American is Geography's favorite child.

Not fully convinced. The farmland of the Great Plains is great for food. Except when it isn't every 20 to 50 years for a big drought. And so far we've been keeping production going during droughts and even when rain is OK by pumping out the underground water. To the extent entire states have settled. Not as much as some parts of California but still. It will run dry in a decade or few, not centuries if we keep pumping at the same rates. And if rainfall permanently goes down, well, ....

514:

Point taken. I virtually never buy such food, and never have in the USA, but I don't have your requirements.

515:

It was. Briefly. I had it once, whitened with something that tasted like cutting oil, and I remember it to today. But it is no longer a thing - even the cheapest tea outlets use teabags.

516:

Thanks very much. I will try to find a copy.

518:

Duffy You DO NOT HAVE an "advanced civilisation" in the USA right now, never mind the future!

EC
"Teabags" ??? euwwww ...
I insist on loose-leaf decent tea.

519:

Duffy: YELLOW CARD

Stop it with your jingoistic attempts to propose fixing the UK by turning it into a province of a fading superpower on the wrong side of an ocean.

And stop talking about British agricultural autonomy and food, topics about which you clearly know less than nothing of any practical value.

This is a final warning. Drop these topics or I'll ban you.

(You've been getting up my nose for a considerable time now.)

520:

Meanwhile in Australia we not only export food, we have cheap food locally despite our best efforts to transition to farming houses (of which we have a shortage despite building them on all the farmland close to the cities... weird). And I have stuff like tomatoes, chilis and peas producing year round in my garden (which, unlike the trend here, is soil rather than concrete).

I was whining about the cost of organic dried mango the other day, until I thought it through and decided that at ~40 mangoes to the dried kilogramme, $80/kg is actually quite reasonable. $2/mango is peak season price in Sydney.

The food joy in Sydney is thanks to immigration. It really doesn't matter what your ethnic preference is, there'll almost certainly be several restaurants who specialise in it and offer the choice of "real" or "white" versions of many dishes. Which also means you can get the ingredients, whether that be pawpaw and breadfruit or badger intestines (or whatever it is goes into British food)

521:

Yeah, Ferengi Rule of Acquisition number 196: Always join trade organizations.

Followed by Rule of Acquisition number 197: Never join trade organizations.

522:

I always did think that was a good choice of name.

523:

I have been known to take a container of water, a thermos of milk, a camping stove, a metal teapot, a box of tea leaves, a mug, and a spoon along with me on railway expeditions, so I can find a convenient spot down the end of the platform and have a brew-up. Or indeed do it on the train, when we had compartments. Also to take the teapot and tea leaves with me when visiting people I know not to have such, and/or the milk when visiting people who buy that ghastly emulsion paint diluted with water stuff that shops so misleadingly place on the milk shelves. For a country that's kind of notorious for being crazy about tea, it's ruddy impossible to get a decent cup if you don't make it yourself.

524:

Wait: the NT is among the casualties of Tory active idiocy? Wha' happened?

525:

I find a modern thermos will keep water hot enough for tea for quite some time. But I am the sort of barbarian who uses tea bags and will use powdered milk rather than taking a cow with me when travelling. It's hard enough getting the water hot-but-not-boiling when I don't have a proper china tea pot, just a tin cup*.

(I was going to put in a comment about tea leaves hand-rolled by virgin train nerds but I couldn't get the punchline to work)

* obviously I use double walled stainless steel or titanium, but you get the idea. One joy was the sticker on the titanium cup saying "do not put double walled cup on stove or fire, that's not going to work".

526:

Must the head of state be, like, organic?

The Japanese have this wonderful concept that their lead politicos are 'portable thrones' to be wheeled in and out as needed.

If Governor DeathSantis doesn't object too much, perhaps Disney could be comissioned to create a robo-monarch, a la their 'Hall of Presidents'. Lizzie 2.5, your time has come.

527:

Jasper Hill is great cheese. Maybe 70 miles or so from us.

I lived in the UK for 25 years; I've lived in the US for slightly longer. For us the biggest difference has always been at the supermarket level. There is no US supermarket that approaches the range and quality available in even a random Tesco's, much less a large Waitrose or Sainsbury's. Prepared foods, yog(h)urts, biscuits, bacon*, whatever - just no comparison. The low end of the US food market just doesn't seem to exist in the UK; the high end in the UK mass-market doesn't exist in the US.

I include even the real top of the US supermarket spectrum like NYC's Fairway.

[*yes, I know, bacon is an apples-to-oranges comparison..]

528:

The point most of the Americans are missing is you don't have to know "where to go" or "who does the best deli" in the UK. You just rock up to an ordinary motorway services in the middle of nowhere and walk into the chain sandwich shop (Eat, Pret, M&S, Paul, whatever) and buy a generic comes in a plastic package sandwich and it will be a perfectly decent if probably unexciting thing to eat for not a lot of moneys that was likely made fresh at most the day before. It's exactly the same product as you'd find in the equivalent store in a train station or outside an investment bank in the City and half the country tends to eat them on a daily basis as it's firmly "actually pretty good". You can certainly find much better options locally if you know where to look, but they're a luxury, not a necessity.
Motorway services food used to be utterly dire, but nowadays they all have the same combination of petrol station, coffee shop, bookshop, sandwich shop, McDs/KFC, supermarket, and greasy spoon all day breakfast type place. They range from generic to solid to upmarket but all meet a minimum standard and most exceed it.
And near every village in the UK has a pub, and there's likely a good restaurant serving several villages in an area. Every small town will have a curry place and/or chinese takeaway, and every larger town has the usual chains. On the whole though UK food is pretty diverse and fancy gastropubs are all over the show so it's quite easy to eat out well.

On the agriculture front, of course Britain could feed itself if it had to. The only reason it imports so much food is it's been so much cheaper for the supermarkets to do so than to even try and source it locally. There are vast areas of glasshouses in southern Spain worked by cheap semi-legal migrants who supply fresh veges like tomatoes and capsicums overnight to most of Europe year round. Brexit has put a large dent in that mind you, but I doubt the supermarkets will stop screwing over their suppliers any time soon to develop more local stocks.

529:

When camping (backpacking for you transpondians), I take loose leaf Assam but powdered milk (for obvious reasons) - I assert that throwing used tea leaves onto a heather moor is not pollution. Yes, perhaps I am a little unusual :-)

But I stand my my (and Robert Prior's) point that instant tea and that cutting oil whitener makes the most disgusting drink short of bovril with extra milk and sugar (a Cambridge Computer Laboratory joke). Even though I never tried the latter.

530:

The Canadian government announced that C3 is going on the money ($20 bill, coins).

Not surprised, but disappointed1. We had the choice to put someone else, and we didn't take it. Sigh.

1 Clip of Kevin Kline in A Fish Called Wanda shouting "Disappointed!" after finding he'd been double-crossed.

531:

"jingoistic attempts to propose fixing the UK by turning it into a province of a fading superpower"

My dear sir, you have it backwards.

Leaving aside the fact that regurgitating basic geography facts and retelling how the Japanese used to kick our butts is hardly jingoistic, I was rather hoping you'd save us.

We just had our 199th mass shooting in Allen TX yesterday and are on track to having an average of 2 mass shootings per day this year. Women are going septic because they can't get ob-gyn care thanks to Roe being overturned. Trump now leads Biden in a shock poll despite being indicted and having rape charges go to the jury (along with other impending crimes). And the MAGA House Republicans are poised to cause us to default on our debt, plunging us into a depression and the world into economic chaos. Republican gerrymandering at the congressional level, and the fact that empty rural Red States like Wyoming get two senators, same at highly populated Blue California, gives the GOP political leverage out of proportion to the actual number of people who vote Republicans - who are now willing to resort to violence if they lose and America ever becomes an actual Democracy instead of a White minority rule regime.

So why stop at NAFTA?

Become American states.

Please.

Despite Brexit, the typical right wing British politico is roughly equivalent to a moderate US Democrat. The Brexit vote was passed by people who believed the economic lies of those promoting Brexit (and now regret it) and by those who fully understood that it was all about keeping brown skinned refugees out of Britain (the UK having its own brand of racism).

On balance though, Britain is way left of America's political center. So if Scotland, Ulster, Wales, Cornwall and England (with Puerto Rico for good measure) become states that's 12 extra liberal senators - an unassailable majority. With a population of 67 million added to our 332 million you'd see a proportional increase of liberals in the House - another unassailable majority.

(BTW, 56 states make the flag's blue star field an even arrangement of 8 x 7 stars)

This way we overcome the GOP's dirty (but effective) political strategy by overwhelming it with shear numbers.

All the better if we throw in Canada's liberal provinces, pretty much everything but oil rich Alberta. Isn't it always the case that right wing authoritarian regimes (Alberta, Texas, Saudi Arabia, Russia, Iran, etc.) are based on the hydraulic despotism of the oil industry? Again, I digress.

Granted, this could trigger the secession of Texas and other backwards Red States. To which I say, "Don't let the door hit you in the arse on the way out. And see how long you survive without federal subsidies from wealthier more advanced Blue states".

The UK gets all the cheap food you could possibly want and direct integration with the world's biggest consumer market.

We'll even pay for the Royal family. For some reason (whether its Charles's coronation, The Crown, Victoria, Downton Abbey, Princess Diana, Upstairs/Downstairs, Bridgerton, or Masterpiece Theater) we Americans have this weird obsession with the Royal family. We'd be happy to pay.

So what do you say?

P.S. The above being presented with tongue firmly in cheek (well, sorta).

532:

Must the head of state be, like, organic?

ChatGPT 2024!

533:

I realize that you think you have your tongue in cheek. However, poking the bear after the bear told you to stop might not be as smart as you think it is. Just saying.

534:

Provided of course that ChatGPT was "born" in the USA and a court rules that it is sentient (or at least as intelligent as the average politician - a very low bar).

Age might be an issue since it will only be 2 years old come the next election, not the required 35 year. But since a computer "thinks" so much faster than we do, those two years make it thousands of years old by its own time scale.

535:

"I realize that you think you have your tongue in cheek."

Anyone with a moderately developed sense of humor would see that I do.

536:

@Greg Tingey #124

YET AGAIN: There are a cluster of constitutional monarchies round the North Sea - how is republicanism doing in: Norway / Sweden / Denmark / Netherlands / Belgium ?????????

The monarchy here in Norway is still pretty popular, but that feels mainly down to luck. Our current monarch Harald is aging and seemingly of failing health, but remains popular (like his father Olav, "The People's King"). The crown prince Haakon (only the heir because the constitution was changed to granting full cognatic primogeniture in 1990) has carried on in this vein and has maintained a folksy popular image, while his older sister Märtha would not make a very popular queen.

She's drawn a lot of attention to herself with claim of being a psychic and co-founding a "school" that offers three-year courses in healing, psychic reading, and angelic communication. On the plus side, she is actually paying taxes on her side hustle. Lately she's made quite a few headlines by being engaged with "Shaman" Durek, amongst other things for promoting "alternative" cures to cancer patients. It should be noted that Märtha is the royal patron for patients.

So yes, the monarchy is quite well here, but it seems to be mainly due to luck.

537:

529 "Bovril with extra milk and sugar" - See that and raise Marmite with extra milk and sugar.

531 - Are you really trying for a permaban? I am just about that offended by your misuse of "Ulster" as the 6 counties of Northern Ireland.

538:

The Canadian government announced that C3 is going on the money ($20 bill, coins).

Not surprised, but disappointed1. We had the choice to put someone else, and we didn't take it. Sigh.

Not at all surprised. To do anything else would bring about immediate attacks from the right, over an issue that doesn't really matter. Just look at the furor the right-wing press are trying to stir up over changing the royal crest so it doesn't have christian religious symbols, because apparently anything created in 1957 is a hallowed tradition from time immemorial that must be maintained at all costs…

You'd thing that the right-wing would be happy, seeing as they have actually been incorporated into the new crest. (Note for non-Canadians: the new crest has a snowflake.)

539:

Did you have a vending machine that would serve that? We did (with Bovril) :-)

540:

As an American of Irish Catholic descent I assure you that it is OK to stop being offended over anything relating to a situation that ended with the Good Friday Agreement of 1998.

It's been a quarter century.

And you need to get a life.

541:

My understanding is that King Charles has authorized an archive dive to investigate Royal Family involvement with the slave trade. I expect the end of this sentence is a very low probability scenario, but I hope that when all is revealed (and that all will be revealed) Charles issues a massive apology in a national/world address acknowledging the unforgiveable wrongs of his ancestors and relatives, and donates 'most'* of his family wealth to reparation efforts.

  • 'most' - I expect that even 'the best version' of this fantasy CIII would still keep enough money to be seriously rich.
542:

Anyone with a moderately developed sense of humor would see that I do.

You're looking at yourself in the mirrow. We're not.

Your comments are worded exactly how previous non humorous comments here and across the Internet are done regularly.

And humor involving such topics isn't always humor to others with close ties to the topics.

Trump and his fans say they are joking all the time. Including some of my relatives. They refuse to believe they are NOT funny to everyone. Or even most at times.

543:

Yeah you got me.

I seriously believe in the possibility of a USA/UK reunion.

Now that wasn't tongue in cheek.

That was pure sarcasm.

There's a better chance of the Beatles re-uniting, and with two of them dead.

P.S. BTW, Jonathon Swift's "Modest Proposal" wasn't serious about about the Irish eating their poor babies, either.

544:

I really do not like the christian obsession with what people's Great-to-the-power-"n" grandparents did, i.e. At a minimum 190+ years ago. { NOTE }
We cannot, possibly, under any circumstances be responsible for this, or guilty about it.
Meanwhile, if you really want to pursue this bollocks ... then the horrible arrangement was a "trade", right? No-one seems to demanding apologies from the current inhabitants or government of, say Ghana, or Nigeria, or Kenya, nor of the Arab states, who started the whole trading-in-people thing in Africa.

May no longer be so, but, at one time, the one thing you did NOT want on a building site was people from the "W Indes" & others from equatorial Africa - it tended to produce knife-fights, over, yes, who sold whom & who were the exploiters.

{Note: Exodus XX, v5, 6
I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation
You will be punished for the actions of other people, who lived in the past, in other words. NOT buying it.

545:

GROAN WITH VENDEPAC

546:

Despite Brexit, the typical right wing British politico is roughly equivalent to a moderate US Democrat.

No.

That was hitherto the case, prior to the 2017 general election. The 2017 GE was a Tory win but by a narrow enough margin to obscure the very real damage; it was followed in 2019 by a snap GE called by Boris Johnson at which point the Brexit Party and UKIP vote collapsed ... because they'd all entered the Conservative party.

As of 2023 the Conservatives range from centre right (on their extreme left) through to neo-Nazis who are getting into Tea Party territory. We have fewer Christian Dominionist lunatics because religious fundamentalism is still a minority pursuit in the UK, but Liz Truss was a bought-and-paid-for shill of 55 Tufton Street, a nexus of dark money lobbying and weird libertarian think-tank nonsense that has deep links to the Koch Foundation -- think in terms of a UK equivalent of the Federalist Society. And that was the last Prime Minister. The current one is a slight step back from the brink but he's still a Goldman Sachs fund manager who married a billionairess who is filling the Murthy family pockets at the expense of the British taxpayers.

On balance public opinion in the UK is way to the left of the political centre of gravity (even Labour today is hard right by 1980s British standards), but then so is American public opinion when polled about issues such as gun control, abortion, foreign policy, and public education.

There's a constant flow of ideas between the Republican funding a lobbying network, the Conservatives, and the Australian Liberal Party (who are "liberal" the way Orwell's "Ministry of Truth" was about truth).

Finally: I don't see the various UK states' National Health Services as being compatible with the US system at all once the health insurance industry lobbyists get their teeth in. They can't afford to allow it to exist within the same system otherwise it'd provide a perfect proof that the existing private insurance system is a shit way to handle healthcare. So they'd legislate to destroy it. (See also municipal broadband.)

547:

Trump and his fans say they are joking all the time. Including some of my relatives. They refuse to believe they are NOT funny to everyone. Or even most at times.

Nazis are deliberately tongue-in-cheek/ironic. They use it as a way to deflect the unwary from asking if they're really as bad as their statements make them sound.

"Ha ha only joking" -- the eternal excuse of the schoolyard bully.

548:

I take that verse as meaning basically "this is what you're risking, so watch what you're doing when you go stirring up shit". It may say "God", but it's basically a description of human behaviour, like quite a lot of bits in the Bible are. After all feuds, from personal to national, that carry on for hundreds of years after the original pickers of the fight are long dead are hardly unique to that limited subset of humanity who were the original readership of Exodus.

549:

i still have kind of a soft spot for chuck³ on account of he's a goon show fan

550:

There are respects in which both the post-Thatcher Conservatives and post-Blair New Labour are to the right of (i.e. more fascist than) the USA Republican party.

If one were to take the yardstick that centrism follows the 'average' voter, the UK is probably no more right wing than it was in 1970 (in a win-some, lose-some sense), but we now have two small centrist parties, one large right-wing one and one large fascist/kleptocratic one. And the Westminster electoral system favours them in that order.

I don't see any hope for improvement in the foreseeable future, unless there is a hung parliament, Labour goes into coalition with the SNP (and possibly Libdems), and they force Starmer into electoral reform and media regulation. But Labour would sooner abandon power indefinitely than do the former :-(

551:

"Ha ha only joking" -- the eternal excuse of the schoolyard bully.

I can tell when my brother realizes he's gone over the edge or driven himself into a corner he can't back out of. He suddenly starts chuckling and making jokes.

And he seriously doesn't realize that Trump isn't joking but just playing the audience. Goebbels would be proud.

552:

but I doubt the supermarkets will stop screwing over their suppliers any time soon to develop more local stocks.

screwing over local suppliers is always a way to go (here it's mainly dairy farming, with unsustainable pocket money paid for the products by the large chains)

553:

US vs. UK groceries.

One problem those in the US have is a perception created by the German(?) Aldi and Lidl. These are the darlings of the cheaper groceries shoppers in the US. Most of their foods are lookalikes but not quite the same as the big US brands. I've tried some and they are NOT the same and of lesser quality most of the time. IMHO. Aldi is prepackaged EVERYTHING. Lidl has a bakery and say 400sf (37sm) give or take of fresh produce. But everything else is prepackaged. Meats included. And I don't mean packaged at the store.

Of US based chains, Trader Joe's is the same.

All of the majors have decent fresh produce (for various definitions of decent) and meat departments. Many will do special cuts for you along with stocking the chillers. They typically get sides of beef and whole chickens as their starting point.

And around here we have a decently large farmers market where you can get most anything but do need a car to get to it. Plus other things like small bakeries (my daughter worked for one for a while) and crafts. Food prices aren't all that much more. And fresh it is. Most towns of any size have such. And the bigger ones like our area have multiple one or two day street markets for such.

And multiple farms my the area will, for a monthly or annual fee, deliver fresh vegetables to your door every week or two. They pick what you get when and for people can have no trouble eating a wide variety of veggies, they seem to work well. Greg would likely be a fan. (My taste buds don't like 1/2 to 2/3s of the plant foods most people like to eat. I think I have a genetic protein malformation that about 1 in 20 or less people have.)

554:

(here it's mainly dairy farming, with unsustainable pocket money paid for the products by the large chains)

Not sure what you mean (too much local idioms I think) but in the US dairy is subsidized. And must be for the dairy farms to make a profit. But one of the things consumers complain about the most is the price of milk. D, R, indie, it doesn't matter. All say the system is totally broken but no one will touch it as the result will alienate someone who votes.

555:

Greg, nobody is responsible for the sins of their great-grandparents. However, please consider a difference between my great-grandfather cheating on his wife (personally poor behaviour but not anything to do with me) and my great grandfather coming into a territory, evicting and/or killing its occupants, and profiting greatly there from.

3 or 5 or 8 generations of wealth accumulation later, I am raised wealthy and have a reasonable expectation of a prosperous life. The people who were evicted, genocided or otherwise robbed have x-generations of grinding poverty and despair, and usually quite a bit of ongoing state oppression.

None of us committed the crimes of the past, but some of us have benefitted greatly from those crimes, while others have suffered greatly. Very few descendents of slaves attend Eton or other such places where the 'good and great' send their spawn to be encultured in privilege.

I personally think that it is incumbent on me to recognize that my relatively good life is a direct result of that past violence, and I should make efforts at balancing the scales. Sometimes that is uncomfortable - I work every day with indigenous persons who experience the ongoing and past effects of those crimes. Meanwhile I live on, own and profit from land that was stolen from them with violence. That is not a comfortable knowledge, but it doesn't make it false.

Any benefit I've gained from past oppression is a pittance compared to the benefits accrued to the various royal families of the world. If the wholesale enslavement of millions of people has enriched the Royal Family (spoiler alert: It has) and many of the victims of that are still dealing with the aftershocks of that monstrous crime, then it is quite reasonable for the stonkingly rich royals to find a way to approach redress.

556:

IMHO, Rocket, you have won the Internet today.

557:

Note that social security is a separate fund. On the other hand, the GOP has borrowed against it.
Fortunately, this time, Biden, unlike other Presidents, is refusing to negotiate with terrorists who want that they can't have since they're not in control.

558:

"High quality American food"?

Where?
American food is shit. I've started seeing articles recently about people who are allegedly celiac, going to France, and eating ordinary breads. American shit, if you're not willing to pay more, is factory farmed, the animals in horrible conditions (see Upton Sinclair). Go ahead, tell me the growth hormones injected into cattle and pigs have nothing to do with the epidemic of obesity. (Well, along with the microplastic PFAS).

559:

Am I to understand that everyone who uses tongue in cheek irony is in fact a bully or a Nazi?

Was Jonathon Swift either?

560:

I've been in the UK once, in '14, before Worldcon (and yes, folks in the UK, we rented a car and put over 1k mi on it in 8 days). Limited access highway food left a lot to be desired. On the other hand, we had lovely dinners at a pub near where we went "glamping" near Glastonbury. And in Redding (and I'm hoping to see a friend there next year).

I'm just wondering how much the "UK=bad food" comes from a) the Middle Ages and b) post WWII and food shortages.

561:

Instant tea. Actually, I've been buying instant tea (NOT ICED TEA MIX) since the nineties. "Contents: tea" (or, for Lipton, tea and 0.1% maltodextrin to keep it free flowing). Makes drinkable cold/iced tea. Which is all we use it for.

562:

Charlie @ 546
We have fewer Christian Dominionist lunatics because religious fundamentalism is still a minority pursuit in the UK - but the nasties are coming out of the woodwork.
Very recently, a group tried a US-style attempt to disrupt & wreck a "pantomime dames" reading of children's stories - can't find the reference right now ...
Didn't the equally horrible Badenoch start talking about "A National Conservatism", NSDAP-style?
They have got until the next GE to smash the NHS & they are working on it ....

RocketJPS
I will agree with & subscribe to that, when the African countries who SOLD all those slaves ... start apologising & admitting "historical guilt", OK?
Otherwise, what's the point?

whitroth
It came entirely from the period, approx 1945-60 & it was grim.
I noticed it, even as a child, because my mother had a slightly delicate digestive system, so although her cooking was very "plain" it was well-done & looked-after & we had an open-stalls street-market, where you could get fresh(ish) veg.
And comparing that with the cooking of some of my other relatives, shudder.

563:

BBQ in the US is religion. I, of course, have the Correct, true religion (Texas-style bbq). In fact, I just did it the weekend before last.

Let's see, Thursday, I rub whole briskets (I was doing two - one over 16lbs, one over 13) with salt, pepper, garlic powder. (Ok, one, I used some dry rub I'd bought in Texas.). Plastic wrap, back in the fridge. Friday, at noon, I start the charcoal (and yes, I have a Real bbq barrel, with an offset firebox). Once it's going, put the charcoal in, add mesquite chunks, and put the two briskets on.

I need to check the weather report before the next time I do it again - wind and rain (the barrel was under the patio roof), and instead of having to keep it under 270F, I had trouble getting it up to 250F.) Every half hour, add charcoal and mesquite. At 02:00, do the "Texas crutch": pull them out, double wrap them in heavy duty aluminum foil, and put them in a 220F oven. At 07:00, put a towel in a cooler, pull them out, and put them on the towel in the cooler, close cooler. Open at 15:30 to serve, and they're still hot....

564:

Kindly take your opinion elsewhere. Fine, your taste buds are so good they should be insured. I shop at Aldi every other week. You don't appear to read labels... or you'd see that very few Aldi foods have high fructose corn syrup. I can get eggs from cage-free hens. Oh, and all pre-packaged... does that include the fresh fruit and vegetables that I see when I walk in every Aldi. and which they charge significantly less than the price-gouging of major supermarket chains?

My partner who has very good taste buds has no complaint.

565:

"Go ahead, tell me the growth hormones injected into cattle and pigs have nothing to do with the epidemic of obesity. (Well, along with the microplastic PFAS)."

Don't forget the suger and corn syrup that's added to everything and its mother.

566:

I will agree with & subscribe to that, when the African countries who SOLD all those slaves ... start apologising & admitting "historical guilt", OK? Otherwise, what's the point?

So no one should do anything until everyone does it?

Are you sure you aren't an American Republican? Because that's the kind of argument I read all the time in PenceNews, NewsMax, and numerous emails from Banks, Cotton, and the like.

I notice that you entirely sidestepped Rocketpjs argument.

567:

"Aldi and Lidl. These are the darlings of the cheaper groceries shoppers in the US. Most of their foods are lookalikes but not quite the same as the big US brands. I've tried some and they are NOT the same and of lesser quality most of the time."

Pretty much all of that is also true in the UK. Aldidl are perceived to be cheaper, but when you actually pay attention they are both more expensive and worse quality. Their stuff tends to be a similar kind of slightly weird versions of things that look basically familiar but have unexpected writing or colours on the packaging to what you find in corner shops, and it has similar kinds of deficiencies - it's always a bit stale before you even buy it, or it tastes like biting into a chemistry lab, or it doesn't taste of anything much, or it technically has a filling according to the standards but you'd hardly know just from eating it, etc, depending on what kinds of failure are possible for that kind of item.

The thing is that Aldidl only have their single kind of cheap stuff, whereas ordinary supermarkets have three or four variants of the same thing going from cheap to expensive. The expensive variants are displayed on well-stocked shelves close to eye level, but the cheap ones are down around knee or ankle height and those of them that were easily seen have often already been sold. So people go by what's easy to see and think that Aldidl stuff is indeed enough cheaper that it's worth putting up with it being a bit crap.

However if you do take the trouble to seek out the cheapest versions in ordinary supermarkets, it's the other way round. So your sole choice for a packet of sausage rolls from Aldidl costs so-much and has so-many sausage rolls in it, which taste like cardboard; but the nearest equivalent from the cheapest kinds of sausage rolls in Tesco or Sainsbury's costs less money for more sausage rolls, and they taste pretty good.

Aldidl are genuinely cheaper for one or two specific things, such as milk, which seems to be the same stuff in the same containers but with a different label and a lower price. But it's not worth going there just for milk. And the fixed hardware they use for herding the criminalscustomers in here and round there and through here and out here is pretty much the same as what they use for controlling where the cows can go in a cattle market, which is kind of off-putting.

568:

Robby @ 505:

The US vs UK food discussion is interesting.

Based on my very limited experience, the food that financially well off people in the U.S. eat is as good as that available to financially well off people in the U.K. or E.U.

The food that poor people in the U.K. eat sucks just as much as the food available to poor people in the U.S.

Bottom line though - everybody thinks the food they grew up eating is the best.

Avoid "convenience store sandwiches" wherever you are in the world. Go to a grocery store and buy the ingredients to make your own. It will be more filling & nutritious and will cost you less.

569:

Kindly take your opinion elsewhere. Fine, your taste buds are so good they should be insured. I

Good Grief.

Nothing like jumping to a conclusion. Where did I say my taste buds are better? Some of us in the US and I suspect elsewhere have a protein encoding that makes what others think of as "nice and tasty" taste bitter or sour. It just does. Period. We're most of the ones that refuse to eat certain veggies as they just taste like crap.

570:

whereas ordinary supermarkets have three or four variants of the same thing going from cheap to expensive.

A good or bad attribute of a US supermarket is to have 3 to 10 variants of nearly everything. (Aldi and Lidl being exceptions.) 5 or more being typical. Brands basically "buy" shelf space if they want more room. We all need to be able to pick from 8 kinds of breakfast sausages plus the ones made up fresh by the meat department.

At my SMALLER than typical Harris Teeter I have 3 or 4 brands of mile, 5 or more brands of bread, and so on. The beer cooler is 10 meters long and has everything ranging from what you in the UK would call weak bubbled water to imported bottles from the UK and EU.

And in my limited experience in Europe (in the last 10 years) the soda selection is minimal compared to a typical US supermarket. Coke, diet coke, and a few others. Here in the US we have maybe 50 flavors of Coke, Pepsi, and one to three smaller brands. Or more.

PS: The German influence in my family is strong enough that Lidl visits are a semi regular thing. They get us in the door for brötchen and pretzels then we buy other things while there.

571:

Charlie Stross @ 547: Nazis are deliberately tongue-in-cheek/ironic. They use it as a way to deflect the unwary from asking if they're really as bad as their statements make them sound.

I came across this quote from Jean-Paul Satre on Mastodon which sums it up well, and also shows that this is not a new strategy:

Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The anti-Semites have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past.

The modern version is known by its practitioners as owning the libs.

572:

"So where do we stop?" The usual argument from absurdity that is trotted out when current injustice is pointed out.

I'll bite,and turn it around a bit. Where do we start? Human history is monstrous and it would be a very good thing to do better from the present forward. I don't aspire for my country (Canada) to be comparable to the Mongols. I'd like us to be better, and as much as possible built on a foundation of justice.

The first step of that is to identify circumstances where our current, extant wealth is a result of violence and oppression against other current, extant humans, and conversely where their poverty is also a result of that violence.

I'm descended from Hungarians, specifically Hungarians who conquered and oppressed the peoples of Transylvania. My ancestors were leaders in that process, so the amount of my current circumstance that results from that 1000 year old conquest is probably not zero, but it is very negligible.

However, I am descended from a specific Hungarian who emigrated to Canada, took over some land that had been egregiously stolen from indigenous people, and built a life for his family. He definitely worked very hard, as did his kids. But the fact remains that land was stolen, and the genocide went on for much of the following century. Since we have not yet successfully reconciled with the indigenous peoples of Canada, and since they are still on the wrong end of a lot of oppression and brutal poverty, that genocide can be seen as ongoing.

I now own a house that is built on land that was taken by conquest just over a century ago. I live and work alongside the people who that land was taken from. I don't want to give up my house - I've spent a lot of money/labour on it - but I do want some kind of justice.

If we are ever to have a just society, which I hope is our shared goal, then I would hope that we can find a way to redress past harms that still have a massive impact today. I am richer and my neighbours are poorer because of the crimes of the past. I don't particularly want to be poorer, but I'd very much like my neighbours to be richer.

Greg. The West African groups and nations that sold slaves should not have. That does not absolve the rest of us from our own ancestors participation in that monstrous trade. Let's take care of our own morality first?

573:

Go to a grocery store and buy the ingredients to make your own. It will be more filling & nutritious and will cost you less.

While this is mathematically correct, it is also a (slightly extreme) example of the Sam Vimes "Boots" theory of socioeconomic unfairness. That is to say, yes the cost of the sandwich will be more than two slices of bread, a spread of butter, a slice of cheese, ham and some tomatoes. It will specifically not though be less than the cost of a loaf of bread, a packet of butter, and a packet of cheese and ham. You can usually buy tomatoes loose, but not always at convenience stores. This is why these sorts of stores prosper so well in low income areas.

574:

You said the food does not taste as good as the brand name$$$$$$. I deny that. I get their version of "Honey Bunches of Oats" and "Honey Nut Cheerios", and if there's any difference, they're not as sweet, which I consider a Good Thing. Their own brand of wheat thins tastes no difference. Their pasta tastes no different. Their English muffins, ditto. Shall I go on?

575:

Sure. Built on a foundation of justice means, to me, equality of opportunity at a minimum. So I come from some privilege, my indigenous neighbours do not. It is entirely fair for my taxes to help balance the starting points through equal access to health, education, legal support, and homes.

That would have to include respect for the culture and traditions that got steamrolled/ explicitly extirpated when our ancestors invaded.

If I happened to come from astonishing privilege, such as a Royal Family of bazillionaires, then tax a hell of a lot more of it and use that to ensure that the victims of the past remain in the past - and that the inhabitants of the present and future have something like equal opportunities.

I don't want to lose my home, if I did I'd want recompense. I like to believe I live in a society of laws and would get some compensation. I'd like that to apply to people who are living in the same society and also not white descendents of European invaders.

I can't be responsible for what happened 500 or 5000 years ago. I can be responsible for what happens now and in the future.

At the very least let's stop creating new victims. I don't want to be compared to the 13th century Mongols in any way but favorably.

576:

"Pwoning the libs" - I realized a few years ago, that what that says is that their parents were terrible parents, and ignored the kids except when they did something wrong. Then they yelled at them... and any attention was better than none.

And that's how they act to others.

577:

So, the retribution are the vampires coming for you....

578:

Labour goes into coalition with the SNP

That's not going to happen.

Labour view the SNP as an existential threat in Scotland and will even go into coalition with the Tories (in local governments, eg. Edinburgh Council) rather than work with the SNP.

The LibDems in contrast are an old irritant and can be managed/worked around. They're trying to erode the Tory legacy of centrist voters. (But the SNP sit squarely where Labour used to live in Scotland.)

Starmer doesn't want PR, even though it's popular with his party rank and file. If he wins an outright majority, I expect him to retain FPTP.

If there's a hung parliament, things could get interesting. The LibDems would probably press for PR (and no referendum on it this time) as a precondition for coalition, and they might get it. The SNP ... as I said, That Won't Happen, but if it did they'd probably settle for PR (specifically, the UK as a whole adopting the system used in the Welsh and Scottish parliaments, which is field-tested over 20+ years in parliamentary-level elections within the UK, so it's an off-the-shelf system), along with DevoMax for now. They'd be fools to press for a second independence referendum in this parliament (support is too weak, due to post-brexit uncertainty) although they might want a commitment to a poll at some future date: DevoMax is achievable, and a switch to PR might be the easiest way to prevent the Tories rolling it back.

579:

Even the Bible knows I was only joking is a dick move-" Like a madman who throws firebrands, arrows, and death, Is the man who deceives his neighbour, and says, “I was only joking!”" Proverbs 26:18-19

580:

The Netherlands are about the same height up the globe as we are, considerably more densely populated, and, according to this long National Geographic article, the third-largest food exporter in the world. If the will was there, the UK could do similar things.

581:

"Some of us in the US and I suspect elsewhere have a protein encoding that makes what others think of as "nice and tasty" taste bitter or sour. It just does. Period. We're most of the ones that refuse to eat certain veggies as they just taste like crap."

There is said to be a genetically-based binary distinction between people who can taste some component specific to brassicas and people who can't, and this is further said to be the reason for brassicas being a group over whose taste opinions are implacably divided.

I'm not sure how much of this is "everybody knows" and how much is actually true, but I would like to confuse things still further by suggesting that it may not be as simple as "if you can taste it you don't like it", because I do like brassicas but don't like nearly everything else. Maybe I'm one of the ones who can taste it and I think it's good.

(Being British I often find that people don't hear any more of that than the "I don't like most vegetables" part, and replace the part about the reason with their own version of what they want the reason to be. They think it must be because of the British habit of boiling the living crap out of vegetables, which "ruins" them so I've "never had them cooked properly". Then they refuse to accept that what they call "properly" is one of the things I call "inedible", and if the vegetables aren't boiled thoroughly enough to destroy the cellular-level structure so they're nice and soft then I will turn down everything, brassicas as well as everything else. Gah.)

582:

"... who in this long chain of atrocities deserves reparations?"

I guess I can keep saying it in different ways. If you can find some Canaanites that are currently held in poverty as a result of 2500 years ago then let's talk about them. Otherwise please stop using absurdities from the deep past.

Let's look at the here and now. In the interest of perhaps breaking that long chain of brutality, let's try to make things fair now and in the future. That necessarily means accounting for current riches and poverty that stem from past brutality.

It is not comfortable to recognize that your current privilege stems from past and current opppression. It is worse to skip over any notion of balancing that and shrug your shoulders.

We can do better.

583:

We can do better.

Some people have no interest in doing better. Or at least, no interest in others doing better if it means their unearned privilege is in any way affected.

584:

Yeah. I get it. Oppressing the other tribe is the natural state of things, and the people who are down right now will be on top in another thousand years. Get over yourself - everyone does it!

Your moral idiocy makes me want to barf!

585:

Aldi and Lidl are expanding rapidly in the UK. They're cheap ... but their "own brand" produce is imported from Germany and the quality is higher than anything I've seen in the USA outside of specialty stores -- the German chains operate throughout the EU so they're trying to compete in France and Italy, not just the UK.

I suspect in the USA they're sourcing produce from North America and having to compete with the likes of WalMart on price means they lose the premium quality edge.

586:

"...this long National Geographic article..."

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I'd be wary of things like "third largest exporter". Some time ago I found that one of the largest exporters of tea is... Britain. We don't even grow the stuff.

Britain's agriculture has not been able to supply the population for centuries. It was already well known to be falling short enough for Napoleon to consider trying to starve us out (although he concluded that it wasn't short enough for him to be able to make it work). The reason we didn't suffer the fate Malthus predicted is only partly due to increased agricultural output, which basically did little more than keep us where we were as the population increased, and partly due to increased facilities for pinching stuff from elsewhere to make up for the continuing shortage. The essential daftness of relying on the latter has been such a powerful attractor of denial that even the rationing during and after WW2 didn't get people to notice it, so I see little prospect of them noticing now.

587:

In many cases bad soil can be fixed. But someone needs to be willing to spend the time/money/resources to do so...

588:

I'm just wondering how much the "UK=bad food" comes from a) the Middle Ages and b) post WWII and food shortages.

Not the Middle Ages, or post-WWII. Apparently it's from the 1700-1900 era: enclosures (fencing off of the Commons and kicking smallholders off the land) created a huge urban working/poor class who had limited access to fresh ingredients and only knew how to cook with locally available produce from where their ancestors lived, leading to severe food poverty and loss of cultural memory of how to eat well.

As recently as the 1970s there were plenty of tenements in Scotland which didn't have proper kitchens with a stove or cooking facilities of any kind -- part of the reason for the range of stuff sold in chippies and bakers' shops was that for a nominal fee they'd dump whatever you gave them in the fryer or the oven to warm up.

(Note that these were slums, and they're mostly gone. The remaining tenement flats are the nice ones -- AIUI the one I live in would have been staffed by a cook and a maidservant to work for the owner's wife: it probably belonged to the master builder who built the building, with about 20 tenements in a newly-developing part of the New Town around 1820. Yes, the more prosperous working class/artisan households had servants.)

589:

We're most of the ones that refuse to eat certain veggies as they just taste like crap.

Yup: me too. A single fragment of kale or rocket (aragula) will pollute whatever dish it was applied to unto inedibility; and all cultivars of Brassica oleracea are disgusting but just the odor of cauliflower and broccoli wafting from someone else's plate makes me nauseous (and I can't stomach mustard, either -- same plant).

590:

ADMINISTRATIVE NOTICE

I have unpublished a thread of comments on colonial reparations. Not because I think reparations are a bad idea, but because it was combative and confrontational in tone and threatened to become a flashpoint for a flame war (and I'm going to bed soon).

Chill out, folks.

(Meanwhile I'm adding "think about colonialism and restorative justice" as a possible topic for a future blog entry.)

591:

I'd add to that list that, given that NATO was founded in 1949, there was an additional goal of preventing a German revanchist rearmament and consequent 3rd World War originating from Central Europe.

See e.g. https://nsarchive.gwu.edu/briefing-book/nuclear-vault/2018-12-11/natos-original-purpose-double-containment-soviet-union-resurgent-germany

Unlike the other justifications, that one probably lapsed sometime in the mid-90s. But it's interesting to look back on how things have changed, and not changed, since the immediate postwar period.

592:

In the US, the well-known one is cilantro - some folks like it (we do) while others think it tastes like soap.

593:

"Bottom line though - everybody thinks the food they grew up eating is the best."

Nuts to that. No way would I want to go back to the food I had as a child, not even to what I ate in Africa (which was better than what we had in the UK).

594:

Stupid question.

As someone who can't taste the Bad Thing in brassicas and doesn't much care for botany, is there a handy online crib sheet for things to avoid when I'm cooking for someone who disagrees.

Obviously anything that looks like cauliflower, cabbage etc. is out but there must be a few less obvious ones.

I did have a quick look but didn't find anything obvious.

595:

and I can't stomach mustard, either -- same plant

I learned as a kid to get burgers "plain". Only meat or meat and cheese. Everyone thinks I'm weird this way but other wise I have absolutely no interest in eating "crap". Or so it tastes to me. I would skip meals on group trips where some well meaning adult would order everyone the same burger. Well maybe eat fries (if they ordered them) and nothing else.

596:

That's what I said in the last sentence of my post!

But I think that you will find that Labour's objections to electoral reform are much more deep-rooted than their objections to the SNP. The SNP may be an existential threat in Scotland, but the Libdems are nearly as much in England, and before Clegg they were more of one. As with the Conservatives, Labour are as much an English party as a UK one.

597:

Re: supermarkets

Having worked in the back of a Harris Teeter in the last 20 years:

That's what you think lol. One kind of refrigerated packaged cheese and meat goes to the dairy and cold cuts aisle, the packaged refrigerated cheese and meat with the other label goes to the other side of the store to the deli and their fridge. Didn't work deli side but they know what boxes stuff comes out of and what doesnt.

598:

I did have a quick look but didn't find anything obvious.

It's a path you likely don't want to go down. For me it has become most anything sour. Including vinegar, mustard, etc...

And my mother who made her own yogurt in the 60s got all of her sons to despise anything like cottage cheese or sour creams in foods. We just say now.

We understand we may not fill out plate at times. But that's our problem and we know it.

Mixing lots of different things together tends to greatly increase the odds we will pass on most everything on the table. But separate bowls of each item will let us partake while skipping a few things other people really like.

I had a teacher when I was around 7 who sat at my table one day during lunch. (She rotated day to day.) That day we had cooked apples. I was ignoring them. Teacher kept prodding me to eat them. I kept shaking my head. Finally she got verbally forceful so I ate them. About an hour later in class I gave them back to the world. My desk was next to the teachers. She didn't interact with me much the rest of the school year.

599:

I understand. But now it is more in the open. And you can see them slicing the steaks.

I think they had to make a difference between themselves and Kroger (who now owns them), Food Lion, Winn Dixie, etc...

600:

Anything in the Brassica genus, though it's mainly the leaves; you may get away with turnip or kohl-rabi, but not for everyone. No, mustard is not B. oleracea, but tastes similar.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brassica

There are probably some related plants that have the same effect, but I don't know of any that are widely eaten in the west.

601:
It is entirely fair for my taxes to help balance the starting points through equal access to health, education, legal support, and homes.

John Birmingham has a blog post about that: You're not rich enough. The money (in more ways than one) quote at the end:

It feels like you’re getting mugged by the government, but they’re just the hired help.

I don’t think Albo went to Kyle’s or Charlie’s piss-ups as a distraction from this.

But getting angry about either of those clown shows is definitely a distraction from this.

The problem isn’t monarchy or celebrity or Piers fucking Morgan.

The problem is the rich won’t pay tax.

All the sorrows of the world come back to this.

602:

ROTFLMAO! Go back to eat my mother's cooking? Um, er, you know folks who rave about their mother's cooking? Please, let's NOT go there.

I became a good cook (ask friends who beg to come over anytime). Ellen is just as good (she's not reading this so she's not going to beat on me for that.) I cook American. And Tex-Mes. And Indian. And Chinese. And Middle-Eastern, and.... "Comfort food" for us might be bean burritos, or breakfast tacos, or dal, or leek and potato soup, or....

603:

Sorry - I was being stupid (I am tired). As OGH implied, rocket (Eruca vesicaria) is not in the genus Brassica, but is related; so is 'wild rocket' (Diplotaxis tenuifolia), and garden and land cress. There may be other herbs and fancy salad ingredients, but almost all of the commonly eaten vegetables are in the genus Brassica.

If you are into foraging or really exotic leaf vegetables, the number of plants expands immensely, because many of the Cruciferae have the same taint.

604:

My mother was a good cook, but rationing and shortages lasted in the UK well into the 1960s in rural areas. I remember living mainly on potatoes, parsnips, cabbage/kale/sprouts and carrots during the winter ....

605:

Australian Liberal Party (who are "liberal" the way Orwell's "Ministry of Truth" was about truth).

I am carefully managing my snidenfreud on this one, because while they are still digging vigorously (the Victorial Liberals are having an honest to god argument about whether it's ok to expel a nazi just for being a nazi), the UK reminds us that just being obviously batshit insane is no barrier to winning an election. We've elected them before, there's no reason we won't do so again. Especially not when the alternative is committed to the same core policies, just with more whining about how they used to be povo scum once too, but they pulled themselves up with bootstraps provided by a kindly government and if they could they'd provide bootstraps for all.

606:
  • As OGH implied, rocket (Eruca vesicaria) is not in the genus Brassica, but is related; so is 'wild rocket' (Diplotaxis tenuifolia), and garden and land cress. There may be other herbs and fancy salad ingredients, but almost all of the commonly eaten vegetables are in the genus Brassica.*

Yep. Mustard oils are the defining trait of the mustard family, Brassicaceae. There are thousands of species in the family, as well as relatives like capers (order Brassicales, of which papaya and capers are the only commonly eaten species outside the Brassicaceae).

As for salad greens, lettuces are NOT mustards, nor are carrot family species (carrot, celery, fennel, parsley, etc). Nor are alliums, for that matter.

For OGH grim benefit, IIRC mustard oil glycosides are an evolutionary derivative rejiggering of systems designed to create cyanide when a cell is bitten into--they produce mustard oils all the time instead. He can figure out which he likes better.

607:

The kiwis recently did a study looking specifically at the 200 richest families. Since NZ doesn't tax capital gains the rich only pay as much tax as they want to. Shock, that's not very much.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/apr/27/new-zealands-millionaires-pay-lower-tax-rates-than-cashiers-its-time-to-fix-the-system

Since it's impossible to increase taxes, or to tax things that are currently not taxed, the "left wing" government is left with tax cuts being the only option. It's very sad, and they care a great deal about those who've stupidly chosen a life of poverty, but what can they do?

608:

I have Credit to the Nation and Chumbawamba "Enough is Enough" stuck in my head and I don't know why.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cD0Rf-N_FVE

I'm telling you it's wrong
Destruction confusion and blaming it on the color
I wonder in horror 'cause the people start to follow
All the leaders and the rulers who are putting up the fence

(this came out long before Cruella Braverman was Minister for Preventing Immigration)

609:

Greg Tingey @ 544:

I really do not like the christian obsession with what people's Great-to-the-power-"n" grandparents did, i.e. At a minimum 190+ years ago. {...}
We cannot, possibly, under any circumstances be responsible for this, or guilty about it.

I don't figure to be guilty about any wrongs my forbears might have done.

I do figure to seek truth & justice in my own day and to NOT perpetuate any wrongs from the past.

610:

Rbt Prior
You seem to have missed the point ...
And my argument that I am not in any way responsible for something that people who are already dead ... have done.

JohnS
NO
No corn syrup, nor hormone/antibiotic-injected meats in the UK or the rest of W Europe

RocektJPS @ 572
NO problem with any of that.

DuncanE
My "Vimes boots" comes in flour purchase ... when I'm buying nearly 30kg of bread flours at well-below-supermarket prices. But you have to have "secure" storage for said flour whilst you use it in baking, yes?

Pigeon
"Brassicas"
The actual problem is that fuckwits WILL boil them ...
Absolutely nothing wrong with Brussels-sprouts, provided they are NEVER shown liquid water ... now then, stir-fry them, finely sliced & they are delicious, especially with a hint of garloc &/or chili!

Charlie @ 590
Um, err ... noted.
Be bloody careful, even from me (!) not only what you say, but how you say it?

EC
but almost all of the commonly eaten vegetables are in the genus Brassica. - BOLLOCKS.
I grow & eat the following: Onions / chives / Chinese chives / shallots / leeks / broad beans / runner beans / borlotti beans / peas ( 4 varieties ) / tomatoes ( 7 varieties) / courgettes / potatoes / turnips / asparagus / celery .... etc ... NONE of which are Brassicas.
OK?

611:

DP @ 559:

Am I to understand that everyone who uses tongue in cheek irony is in fact a bully or a Nazi?

Everyone who excuses hatefulness as "only joking" certainly is.

Was Jonathon Swift either?

Was Swift satirizing poor people? ... or the callous attitudes of well off people?

Punching UP or punching DOWN?

612:

Re: Administrative notice. Thanks and I will look forward to that discussion.

613:

(Meanwhile I'm adding "think about colonialism and restorative justice" as a possible topic for a future blog entry.)

I know you probably have way too many books on your 'to read' list, but I really recommend these three books by John Reilly.

"After 33 years in public service as a circuit court judge, Reilly retired, having become disillusioned with the Canadian criminal justice system and in particular its treatment of Indigenous people. Still publicly active and openly critical about the law, politics, and the legal system, he now seeks to challenge people to rethink the true meaning of justice, the need for drastic changes in the criminal justice system in Canada, and the need to change our attitudes towards Indigenous people. "

https://rmbooks.com/book-author/john-reilly/

I didn't really understand the concept of Restorative Justice until I read Bad Medicine — I thought I knew what it was, but I had missed fundamental (and critical) aspects.

They are very Canadian-specific, given Reilly's background, but the principles apply equally well elsewhere in the world.

614:

You're not guilty for any wrong your forebearers...

But you're allowed to be guily about if you wish.

"I do figure to seek truth & justice in my own day and to NOT perpetuate any wrongs from the past."

Exactly the right attitude. I might go so far as to say one should not continue any wrongs from the past.

615:

Any time you have to actually tell people "that was a joke" it's clearly not actually funny. As advised by many feminists, "what's the funny part" is a useful way to interrogate the humour.

There's also the problem that being funny about a topic requires knowing something about it. One error can completely overwhelm the joke if it's at all serious. Joke about "does the Patriarch shit in the woods" and at best you'll get a pause while everyone works out that you meant the Pope...

616:

Oooh... sorry. Missed this when writing my post immediately above.

617:

Bottom line though - everybody thinks the food they grew up eating is the best.

Nah. No bloody way do I want boiled potatoes every night, with mashed potatoes for variety and spaghetti or rice as a special treat. Meat-and-two-veg with the only seasoning being salt and pepper? Salad being iceberg lettuce with slices of tomato and cucumber and your choice of Kraft dressing on top?

I'm not a very imaginative cook, but I haven't cooked a meal I grew up with in half a century.

618:

Pigeon @ 567:

"Aldi and Lidl. These are the darlings of the cheaper groceries shoppers in the US. Most of their foods are lookalikes but not quite the same as the big US brands. I've tried some and they are NOT the same and of lesser quality most of the time."

Pretty much all of that is also true in the UK. Aldidl are perceived to be cheaper, but when you actually pay attention they are both more expensive and worse quality. Their stuff tends to be a similar kind of slightly weird versions of things that look basically familiar but have unexpected writing or colours on the packaging to what you find in corner shops, and it has similar kinds of deficiencies - it's always a bit stale before you even buy it, or it tastes like biting into a chemistry lab, or it doesn't taste of anything much, or it technically has a filling according to the standards but you'd hardly know just from eating it, etc, depending on what kinds of failure are possible for that kind of item.

I've only shopped Lidl a few times. Mostly I didn't find a sufficient selection of products I wanted, so I haven't been back. Prices (the times I did shop there) seemed to be comparable to other stores - some better, some worse, as did "quality". Neutral experience because as I say, I've only shopped there a few times.

I shop at Aldi frequently. They DO have items I want and IN MY EXPERIENCE the quality has always been as good as other retailers. They're especially good for canned vegetables (stock the cupboard), bagels, whole wheat bread ... SOME frozen convenience foods and the one cookie (graham crackers) I'm still allowed to consume [portion control].

They also carry some German ethnic foods I haven't found elsewhere & occasionally a lattice cut potato chip (crisp) and the house brand dog food I want to feed my little buddy.

My mainstay is Wegmans (because of location, location & location - Aldi, Wegmans & Costco + one round trip). They have most of the foods I want and their prices are reasonable. I also like their 1% milk better than the 1% milk from other stores. I use 1% milk for taking my medicines, so I only buy 1/2 gallon at a time. That will usually last me a couple of weeks. Also Wegmans has the OTHER house brand dog food ...

I rarely shop Walmart or Target for groceries although I may pick up some items IF I'm in there for another reason.

Other stores around are Lowes Foods, Harris-Teeter & Publix. I occasionally shop them when I want a specific item I know they carry (Harris Teeter has Michael Angelo's Eggplant Parmesan in single serving size).

And Costco.

The ONE store I do NOT shop at is Food Lion. They mortally offended me and I will fuckin' starve before they ever get any of my money.

619:

Greg Tingey @ 610:

JohnS
NO
No corn syrup, nor hormone/antibiotic-injected meats in the UK or the rest of W Europe

Not sure why that's addressed to me because I don't remember ever advocating for either one.

Corn syrup is used in some of prepared foods, but it's easily enough avoided by just reading the nutrition labels when shopping. There are plenty of prepared foods that DON'T USE corn syrup.

I don't really know about hormone/antibiotic-injected meats, because everything I buy is clearly labeled NO Hormones - No Antibiotics.

Although, I haven't really looked to see if there are any labeled that they DO have hormones/antibiotics. That appears to be a place where the "free market" has worked to eliminate a product nobody wants.

620:

Aside:

How is it that all of Charlies USian fans are from or have been through North Carolina? Is it something in the water?

621:

I'm not from NC, nor is my wife (who doesn't post here.)

622:

It's the barbeque.

623:

I've been through NC, shortly after watching Deliverance. Got out of there fast :) (Seriously, I swear we (briefly) stopped at THAT gas station...)

My sister (and now brother) live in SC, so we sort of have to pass through it when driving there.

BTW, just to add to the food fight. I love broccoli and cauliflower (raw or cooked), brussels sprouts, turnips, and cabbage (cooked) and mustard. Not a big fan of collard greens or kale, though.

When I was a kid I completely lost my sense of smell from a "bad cold", wow, did stuff taste bad (it took me several years to try and eat a hotdog again).

I don't find Aldi all that, but Trader Joe's is pretty good for some things. We buy a lot of things at Farmer's markets (lots of Amish around here), and prices are usually lower than the supermarket, or the local butcher/grocery, and the quality is much better. For most things (not all) Wegmans is way overpriced, so we bounce between Acme, Giant, and whatever (they are all within a couple of miles of each other).

624:

Re: 'Although, I haven't really looked to see if there are any labeled that they DO have hormones/antibiotics'

Here's a summary of US meat labeling - what consumers think vs. what actually is.

https://www.consumerreports.org/food/decoding-the-labels-on-meat-packages/

For non-North Americans ...

Consumer Reports is a non-profit that compiles pretty useful info (monthly magazine format) on a range of products. They also manage to get enough signatures on petitions about safety (food, cars, toys, etc.) to build consumer awareness and sometimes even get some gov't/manufacturer action.

Re: Psych/Sociopaths - 'I was only joking' ...

Since discussions on this blog often trail into the psych/sociopath realm, thought this might be of interest. The presentation is a little over one hour long followed by a Q&A. [DT gets mentioned a few times.]

'The Neuroscience of Real Life Monsters: Psychopaths, CEOs, & Politicians (Science on Tap Livestream)'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4j6PzwmFgc

Oh yeah - there's a new test that has a pretty high correct rate of diagnosing schizophrenia. Maybe something similar might be achieved for diagnosing other neuro conditions.

'Schizophrenia Identified in 60 Seconds via Visual Fixation'

https://neurosciencenews.com/visual-fixation-schizophrenia-23144/

Robert Prior - Re: Perimeter Institute - Katie Mack

I'm guessing that the book covers the same topic but in much greater detail. I've not watched this yet, need to catch up on some TWiV episodes.

'The End of the Universe: A Conversation with Katie Mack'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4a1bzrR65Q

625:

Bold headline with some reasonable points in the article:

https://umairhaque.substack.com/p/why-ultraviolence-is-consuming-america

When you begin to paint more than half a society as depraved, inhuman, an existential threat — when they’re perfectly innocent, harming no one, just living their lives — what are you really doing? You aren’t just chipping away at the democratic norm of peace — you’re taking a sledgehammer to it. You’re implying that “these people” don’t deserve to have rights, which is why you’re taking them away.

And you only take someone’s rights away if you want to hurt them.

626:

"I remember living mainly on potatoes, parsnips, cabbage/kale/sprouts and carrots during the winter ..."

Those (except maybe kale) can be quite good if roast/grilled and modestly spiced. But don't boil them. My paternal grandmother was from England and thought that "boiled" was identical to "cooked" for veggies. Don't do that.

627:

Umair Haque would be fine if he was only allowed to publish once a week instead of writing some clickbait every friggen day, please subscribe to his substack for $5 a month. Extremely redundant, just trying to rile up the lib left

628:

I like washed then microwaved. It's like steaming but on a timescale that I can cope with.

"kale chips" is completely false advertising but if you treat it as baked crunchy kale it tastes surprisingly good. You'd have to add flour or something to get it to hold enough oil to count as chips though.

629:

"Those (except maybe kale) can be quite good if roast/grilled and modestly spiced. "

Over here in northern Germany* we have a hearty kale dish, served in winter that is IMHO pretty nice (though commercial versions tend to be super meat/sausage heavy). Take shredded kale that has seen sub-zero temperatures (supposedly required to make the leaves start splitting starch into sugars) put it in a pot with a small amount of oat flakes and some "pinkel" (see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinkel ) and let simmer, which can take a while, best served with boiled potatoes and mustard for the pinkel. Not very elegant or light and certainly neither vegetarian or vegan, but certainly a distinctive way to prepare kale...

*) this type of kale is not restricted to one country but rather typical for large areas in northern europe, I just happen to be familiar with this one version...

630:

Troutwaxer
Spot on.
The last of the actual Nazis are effectively dead. Germany no longer has any "war guilt", but they must continue teaching what happened, to help ensure it does not happen again.
Ditto { IMHO } Slavery - it was horrible & cruel & vicious ... but we stopped doing it, 190 years ago. Like the current Germans, it should be taught about, so that it doesn't happen again, & we learn about denigrating attitudes to "others".
The exact opposite ... is happening right now in the USA. It's "just" not that the impulse to slavery & Jim Crow etc never, ever, went away, but that deliberate attempts are being made by nazis like de Saint-Arse to suppress the information & critical thinking & almost-certainly, re-introduce some of these vile practices.
I hope people can see the differences here?

"Guilt" for a practice we voluntarily got rid of, 190 years ago? - Fuck off.
Lessons to be taught & learnt about horrible things "we" did in the past? - Compulsory.
Still trying to push those vile policies & whitewash them? - We know what to do with Nazis & Slavers.
....
See also Moz @ 625

Rbt Prior
Very old joke: .. "What do you call a dish of Mashed Spuds, Boiled spuds, Roasted spuds & Fried spuds?"
An Irish mixed grill!

631:

As an American of Irish Catholic descent I assure you that it is OK to stop being offended over anything relating to a situation that ended with the Good Friday Agreement of 1998.

It's been a quarter century

And you need to get a life

I don't recall "Northern Ireland" being renamed "Ulster" in the Good Friday Agreement.

You may be of American Irish Catholic descent, but that doesn't necessarily mean you know what you are talking about

632:

The issue of recognition, guilt or reparations for the crimes of our ancestors is always going to be a thorny topic, because it's hard to agree on the right response.

There is a big gulf between a senior politician apologising, and a major tax rise being implemented to pay the wrong party back.

It should start with acknowledging and teaching the truth though. I'm a lot younger than many here, in my late 30s. When I was at school we didn't learn any of this in history class. History went from 1066 to about 1700, then a bit on the industrial revolution, then world war 1. We quite literally skipped over the really important bit, and I didn't hear about it until a decade later.

633:

That sounds a lot like my history classes, although we did remember to teach at least some of the Border Wars of 1290 to 1350 or thereby.

634:

Greg, PLEASE take more time to read posts before responding. You repeatedly take offence at what has not been said because you don't take the trouble to actually comprehend the words IN CONTEXT. Nobody else misunderstood.

I was (obviously) referring to the commonly eaten vegetables that have the kale taint, which some people can't stand.

635:

That's not what I meant. We had to live on those and essentially nothing else (though I forgot turnip/swede) for c. 4 months. It got damn tedious.

W.r.t. boiling, the key is not to boil them to death (as was the norm in 1950s England); I agree that roasting is generally better. I prefer most kales etc. boiled BRIEFLY, because it reduces the taint to a level I find acceptable - I am one of the people who can taste it, but don't run gibbering away from it. And boiled potatoes (in their skins!) as well as turnip/swede (bashed neeps) are fine.

636:

I haven't had that version, though I have had the sauerkraut one - it's good. I am quite fond of colcannon, which was a way to use up left-over bashed potato (*) and cabbage/kale, both of which were traditionally boiled, and was and is widespread throughout the Celtic fringe.

(*) With the potato skins in the mash, naturally.

637:

In the US, the well-known one is cilantro

Known in the UK and elsewhere as Coriander. (I had no idea what cilantro was, on reading US restaurant menus -- you need to bear in mind that food names are another internal English dialect fault line. For example, aubergines are eggplant or brinjal (Indian usage), fenugreek is methi (Indian usage), courgettes are zucchini, and so on.)

638:

[Y]ou need to bear in mind that food names are another internal English dialect fault line.

Which of course makes things even more fun for us non-natives. The English I was taught in school was basically British, in vocabulary and somewhat in pronunciation, but of course most of the media I've consumed is US made, so my vocabulary, especially in special areas like foods, is quite eccentric.

I've spent quite some time with for example people from the Indian subcontinent who speak English much more natively than I do on what various food items are called.

Now I think my accent is pretty Finnish-Mid-Atlantic and my vocabulary is a mess, though I understand it's a pretty large mess. Little sense of what's a correct form where, though.

639:

I used an archive link because, somewhat erratically, Nat Geo has been demanding registration to read stuff. Here's the actual original, which seems to be letting me in again now. https://www.nationalgeographic.com/magazine/article/holland-agriculture-sustainable-farming

640:

Thanks, but although that does at least try and work it still doesn't give me any content.

641:

comments on colonial reparations.

I'll hold my comments till then.

FYI - Two weekends ago my wife and I spent 2 days in Charleston SC. Mostly walking around the city and talking one walking tour.

It made me think more about this entire situation. In mostly strengthening my previous views. But also introducing a few new thoughts.

I await your post.

BTW - Charleston has some fantastic restaurants.

642:
Like the current Germans, it should be taught about, so that it doesn't happen again, & we learn about denigrating attitudes to "others". .... Very old joke: .. "What do you call a dish of Mashed Spuds, Boiled spuds, Roasted spuds & Fried spuds?" An Irish mixed grill!

...does anyone think he even noticed?

643:

My paternal grandmother was from England and thought that "boiled" was identical to "cooked" for veggies.

Boiled until properly mushy.

There was an episode of Chef where he was at a cooking competition and the Frech chefs were ragging on him: "But Monsieur, the contest in next week. You much begin boiling the vegetables today!"

I still remember when my mother decided to cook a 'Chinese stir-fry' following a recipe. Except that she parboiled the vegetables first so they would be 'tender', substituted a number of important ingredients (like soy sauce), and ended up with a soupy mush. "But I followed the recipe exactly!" — as interpreted by 1950s British home economics practices, I guess.

644:

"I'll hold my comments till then."

And I'll be interested to see what the statutes of limitations are for colonial oppression.

645:

Well to preview my thoughts. Never. But life is not fair. So we all have to deal with imperfect solutions.

646:

And for something different.

Apple has added features to the latest iOS release (iPhones, iPads, etc...) to help out people in abusive/stalking situations unhook their phone from people and trackers.

https://support.apple.com/guide/personal-safety/how-safety-check-works-ips2aad835e1/web (includes a video)

Pass it on.

647:

I'll reply in Charlie's post on the subject. Sorry I let this grow.

648:

Re: 'And boiled potatoes (in their skins!) as well as turnip/swede (bashed neeps) are fine.'

My impression was that the traditional UK diet relied heavily on pulses and legumes both of which are more nutrient dense esp.in protein and more reliable than potatoes. I'm curious - why the move away from pulses/legumes?

Re: UK dining

My only knowledge of UK restaurants is via BBC shows/docs plus Gordon Ramsay's Hell's Kitchen show. Because of the show and the fact that Ramsay has been awarded 17 Michelin stars and continues to run several Michelin star restaurants, I assumed that most restaurants (not the fast food joints) in the UK would be reasonably good.

649:

"Boiled until properly mushy. ...she parboiled the vegetables first so they would be 'tender'"

YES! That's the whole point. Vegetables are supposed to be cooked soft. The idea is to destroy the unpleasant texture, that all vegetables, whether they taste good or bad, have simply as a result of being plants. Whatever kind of vegetables they may be, and whatever else you may or may not do to them, the most important thing is to apply enough heat for enough time to destroy the cellular structure, because hard crunchy vegetables are just plain horrid.

It isn't something people did "because they didn't know any better". Everyone knew what it was like if you took the vegetables out too soon by mistake, and therefore they understood that it was a mistake and took care not to make it. Cooking vegetables soft isn't something people did out of habit or ignorance, it's something people did as an informed and deliberate choice.

I find it sad that I probably need to point out that this post is not intended to be sarcastic.

650:

Yes, they did, in mediaeval times, though the only legumes were (broad/fava) beans and peas. Potatoes became a staple in Europe because they are more productive, and you could get more food from a small amount of space. Grains became more widely used as a result of better agronomy and imports. I don't know when legumes stopped being a main staple, but it was some centuries back.

651:

"YES! That's the whole point. Vegetables are supposed to be cooked soft. The idea is to destroy the unpleasant texture, that all vegetables, whether they taste good or bad, have simply as a result of being plants. Whatever kind of vegetables they may be, and whatever else you may or may not do to them, the most important thing is to apply enough heat for enough time to destroy the cellular structure, because hard crunchy vegetables are just plain horrid."

To you crunchy vegetables are horrid. So cook them as you like. But please accept that not everyone shares your tastes.

652:

I remember living mainly on potatoes, parsnips, cabbage/kale/sprouts and carrots during the winter ....
Same for me. I would add leeks to the mix and also bread, various meats, homemade preserves and jam, but there were literally hundreds of different ways to cook these ingredients (including boiling them, but it had to be done right, cabbage had to be boiled twice and the first water thrown away, some had to be started in cold water, some needed salty water, some absolutely not, for a mixed pot legumes had to be put in the right order because of different boiling duration, ...etc).

653:

anonemouse
Idiot ... I have twice been told that one ... by Irish men.

DP
Again, old joke, internal to England & Wales ...
"The bloody Romans haven't paid up for colonising us, yet!"

Naming plants
One could of course use the "proper" { Latin } name ... until you get to the vast numbers of "varieties" of Brassica rapa ...
However, Charlie's example, coriander is, properly: Coriandrum sativum
Today, on the plots old Mrs Ismail wondered if I had ... name-blank, but then she realised she wanted Fennel { Foeniculum vulgare }, which Is soonf in Hindustani - when I said "soonf?" ... yes, that was what she was after.
I told her - "not right now, they're too small, maybe next week, or the week after, when they are big enough to transplant, but not so big that they won't re-take after the replanting. { They have tap-roots & can be temperamental. }

654:

I'll reply in Charlie's post on the subject. Sorry I let this grow.

Two related thoughts about reparations for colonialism, presented for Charlie's consideration as essay fodder. Delete as necessary, I have no interest in going further.

  • Colonial exploitation is both ongoing (cf France's financial relationships with its former colonies) and being onshored and privatized (cf megacorps' exploitation of various, often poor, municipalities within theoretically wealthy countries). Naming and shaming the practice as a thing may pay dividends.

  • IF reparations reach the descendants of those from whom things were stolen, then perhaps more of them won't turn up as desperate migrants on our borders? The noxious problem here is that reparations can be seized by middlemen, anyone from corrupt politicians to contractors and NGOs who take most of the money in fees, so that little if any gets to the recipients. But keeping people on their land may pay dividends.

  • I'll shut up now.

    655:

    I want to live in a nation governed with the consent of the people, rather than by the divine right of kings.

    Forgive me for straying back to the original topic, instead of the discussion of cooking techniques for various vegetables, but I remain fascinated by this formulation.

    What does "consent of the people" mean? Which people? All of them? Some of them? If some, how many? If the government is by consent of the people, and I disagree with a law, can I not consent to follow it? If the government consists of multiple persons, some of which I consent to, others of which I don't, can I be governed only some of the time?

    Does silence imply consent, as the idiom would have it? If so, what constitutes silence? Monarchies have been overthrown many times, even in the UK, but perhaps most celebrated in relatively modern times, in France. Doesn't such a revolution imply non-consent of the governed? Does the lack of a revolution imply by its absence consent of the governed?

    Could we imagine a future in which we all have a heads-up display in which we can discern the laws to which others consent? Perhaps in red for the ones not consented to, green for the others? Perhaps we'd avoid those for which "Do not kill" is flashing red?

    656:

    I worked in NC once, for about 7 months, before I got another job back in Chicago. Otherwise, nope. Ex-pat Philadelphian, and, I suppose, ex-pat Chicagoan. Lived in Austin, TX, the Space Coast of FL, and now DC 'burbs.

    657:

    Known in the UK and elsewhere as Coriander. (I had no idea what cilantro was, on reading US restaurant menus

    Coriander as you know it is the whole plant. In Latin American and Southeast Asian cooking, at least as practiced in the US:

    --Coriander is the seed, used as a lemony spice and not put on the menu because most people find it unobjectionable.

    --Cilantro is the leaves and stems, put in menu descriptions because for some people cilantro an unpleasantly soapy taste. Letting customers know it's in a dish is a flag to people who hate it.

    Thai cooking also uses cilantro roots, which taste different still.

    Speaking of Spanish versus English, one place the English language is crippled is the word "oak," because all five of your oaks are deciduous. In Spanish, there are three words for oaks:

    --Roble is for deciduous oaks

    --Encino is for evergreen oaks, aka live oaks

    --Chaparro is for shrubby evergreen oaks, aka scrub oaks

    So if you're wondering about place names like Los Robles or Encino, or where the term "chaparral" came from (and why vaqueros cowboys wear "chaps" to ride through chaparral), now you know.

    658:

    Fine, I'm still saying that all supporters of TFG are gun nuts and "Christian" fascists.

    659:

    Mr. Tim @ 623:

    I've been through NC, shortly after watching Deliverance. Got out of there fast :) (Seriously, I swear we (briefly) stopped at THAT gas station...)

    My sister (and now brother) live in SC, so we sort of have to pass through it when driving there.

    "THAT gas station" was in SOUTH CAROLINA.

    FWIW, the BOOK by James Dickey was set in NW Georgia along a fictional river that closely "parallels" the actual river where Atlanta held their whitewater competitions during the 1996 Summer Olympics. The MOVIE was filmed exclusivly in NorthWest Georgia and SOUTH Carolina.

    A lot of people don't seem to understand there are TWO Carolinas (even - maybe especially - national news reporters) and ascribe stupid stuff people in South Carolina do to North Carolina. We do have our own share of knuckleheads, but it galls me to be blamed for their stupidity as well as our own (and I've seen it happen even HERE).

    SOUTH Carolina was the first state to attempt to secede and STARTED the American Civil War by firing on Fort Sumter.

    • North Carolina was the LAST state to attempt to secede and only did so after Virginia cut us off from the rest of the Union. The North Carolina legislature TWICE voted down articles of secession before finally giving in after Virginia's secession.

    North Carolina paid a higher price than any other confederate state.

    BTW, just to add to the food fight. I love broccoli and cauliflower (raw or cooked), brussels sprouts, turnips, and cabbage (cooked) and mustard. Not a big fan of collard greens or kale, though.

    When I was a kid I completely lost my sense of smell from a "bad cold", wow, did stuff taste bad (it took me several years to try and eat a hotdog again).

    I don't find Aldi all that, but Trader Joe's is pretty good for some things. We buy a lot of things at Farmer's markets (lots of Amish around here), and prices are usually lower than the supermarket, or the local butcher/grocery, and the quality is much better. For most things (not all) Wegmans is way overpriced, so we bounce between Acme, Giant, and whatever (they are all within a couple of miles of each other).

    Around here I don't have those options. Trader Joes doesn't carry many of the foods I want and for what they do have, their prices are higher. As are prices at the most convenient least inconvenient Harris-Teeter. No Acme, no Giant, ...

    The Aldi/Wegmans/Costco combination I shop are a 7 mile/3 hour round trip (including the time I spend INSIDE the stores).

    There are other places I could shop and maybe save a bit over Wegmans prices (in fact, that's what Aldi is for), but what I might save on groceries would be more than offset by increased transportation costs and time spent on grocery shopping (couple dollars extra for gas & a couple HOURS extra finding stuff when I get there + getting there & back). Publix is Ok, but their prices are comparable to Wegmans & they're a side trip that adds about 5 miles.

    It's not just prices; it's selection AND convenience (mainly transportation cost) & knowing where to find what I want when I get inside the store.

    Collard greens? - There were a number of foods I didn't like as a child that I learned to enjoy as an adult when I found different methods of preparing them ... collard greens are not among them.

    660:

    There is no "lib left". There are liberals, and then there are leftists, like me.

    I'm calling you out. Moderators?

    661:

    Quick lookup: Cilantro vs Coriander: What's the Difference? The Bottom Line

    In the US, cilantro is the name for the plant's leaves and stem, while coriander is the name for its dried seeds.

    662:

    Reminds me of my mother's cooking. Um, pro-tip: (and yes, my Eldest told me her grandmother/my mom did this once) mayonnaise can not be subsittuted for egg and oil in cookies.

    663:

    The joke about the Romans... on the other hand, what the hell is the answer to the Kurds and Iraq?

    664:

    David L @ 641:

    comments on colonial reparations.

    I'll hold my comments till then.

    FYI - Two weekends ago my wife and I spent 2 days in Charleston SC. Mostly walking around the city and talking one walking tour.

    It made me think more about this entire situation. In mostly strengthening my previous views. But also introducing a few new thoughts.

    I await your post.

    BTW - Charleston has some fantastic restaurants.

    In the meantime, I'd like to recommend American Nations by Colin Woodard. I found it to be an excellent introduction to understanding the development of not only the U.S., but Canada & Mexico as well.

    665:

    Kale: oddly enough, I just made Mediterranean lentil soup for dinner last night. (Comfort food - Ellen was not feeling well). She likes spinach or kale in it, and I finished the bag of frozen kale. Dark green, slightly chewy, not much flavor other than "plant". Not objectionable to me. And speaking of boiled - she had me put it in with the lentils, so about 3/4 of an hour boiling/simmering.

    666:

    In the meantime, I'd like to recommend American Nations by Colin Woodard. I found it to be an excellent introduction to understanding the development of not only the U.S., but Canada & Mexico as well.

    It's in my pile to read. Thanks for the additional recommendation!

    667:

    "In the US, cilantro is the name for the plant's leaves and stem, while coriander is the name for its dried seeds."

    Yes, that's the USian usage. FWIW, cilantro-the-leaves are much more used than the seeds here. Cilantro-the-leaves are usually kept next to parsley, which it resembles but doesn't taste like.

    Another name difference: cumin/comino.

    668:

    "hard crunchy vegetables are just plain horrid."

    I'm guessing that you skip the crudité trays at parties.

    669:

    Er, noak. In Britain, there are two native oaks, both deciduous, and two naturalised ones, one of which is evergreen. It has grown here since the 16th century.

    670:

    You have missed the point. It's not about me, it's about British cooking and the bizarre modern habit of criticising that aspect in particular as something that could only be done out of ignorance. As if somehow nobody in the entire country had ever cocked up and undercooked the vegetables and found out what they were like in that state. Of course everyone has always known, and has always been able to do it deliberately if they wanted to, and if it really was an improvement the practice the critics object to would never have become so widespread a standard as to attract them in the first place.

    671:

    Pigeon @ 670:

    You have missed the point. It's not about me, it's about British cooking and the bizarre modern habit of criticising that aspect in particular as something that could only be done out of ignorance. As if somehow nobody in the entire country had ever cocked up and undercooked the vegetables and found out what they were like in that state. Of course everyone has always known, and has always been able to do it deliberately if they wanted to, and if it really was an improvement the practice the critics object to would never have become so widespread a standard as to attract them in the first place.

    Just because some vegetables have NOT been boiled to unpalatable mush does NOT mean they're under cooked.

    Your way of preparing them is NOT the only way. Tastes differ.

    672:

    Different usage in the UK, where I just bought a bunch of "coriander" leaf from a supermarket spice rack.

    673:

    If the government is by consent of the people, and I disagree with a law, can I not consent to follow it?

    Sounds like a finer-grained version of what so-called Sovereign Citizens claim…

    674:

    Yep. You live in a country. The majority voted for the government, who made the laws. You don't like them, run for office or start a petition, or leave.

    You don't get to chose whether or not to drive without a license....

    675:

    You don't get to chose whether or not to drive without a license....

    What I find significant is that they are perfectly fine insisting that other people have to obey laws — it's just them that gets to pick-and-choose which laws count and who is subject to them.

    676:

    The majority voted? Not usually. Usually it's a plurality, with plenty of non-voters.

    You don't get to chose whether or not to drive without a license....

    Only because the government says so. The government selected by consent of the people. Which people? The ones driven to vote by moneyed powers? The people made angry with lies and accusations? The ones stupid enough to believe the lies? A lynch mob out there in the dark with their pitchfork ballots, voting to bring down the Creature?

    Consent of the governed is not as simple as it's made out to be.

    677:

    I see a lot of people out there talking about wanting a second civil war over all this. Are you suggesting they have the right to kill, maim, or subjugate the rest of us?

    678:

    I have no objection to uncooked veg - it depends on which ones. The problem is the fibre content - my digestion can't tolerate high fibre, so most leaf greens need to be cooked well to break down the fibre. The exceptions are chard and spinach, and pak choi. Other leaf veg do need to be well cooked before I can digest them. When we eat out, I generally have to flag this to the waiter as by my standards most veg these days is undercooked.

    679:

    "THAT gas station" was in SOUTH CAROLINA.

    Well, this site disagrees: http://www.thennowmovielocations.com/2021/05/deliverance.html

    Amusingly enough, my sister lives (very) near where it was filmed in SC, in fact the 2017 eclipse went right over it.

    BTW, THAT gas station is long gone, so we just visited something eerily similar.

    680:

    Retiring @ 676:

    The majority voted? Not usually. Usually it's a plurality, with plenty of non-voters.

    You don't get to chose whether or not to drive without a license....

    Only because the government says so. The government selected by consent of the people. Which people? The ones driven to vote by moneyed powers? The people made angry with lies and accusations? The ones stupid enough to believe the lies? A lynch mob out there in the dark with their pitchfork ballots, voting to bring down the Creature?

    Consent of the governed is not as simple as it's made out to be.

    Definitely Sovereign Citizen bullshit.

    681:

    Vegetables can be cooked hard or soft depending on taste but the are other factors. In Victorian times human faeces was transported from the cities with their frequent outbreaks of cholera and other bacterial diseases to use as fertiliser for vegetables. Those who did not boil their vegetables well would be more likely to develop these diseases.

    682:

    Let's say that the electorate of State_A is 30,000,000 people. Unusual I agree, but it makes the maths and stats easier to follow.
    If, in an election, 15,000,001 people vote and 14,999,999 do not, then voters constitute a majority of the electorate. It's more usual to achieve 60% to 75% turnout. Checking actual elections to see this is left as an exercise for those who make nonsense statements. ;-)

    683:

    For those of you who don't have the joy of reading Republican media, they are trumpeting the news that the jury found Trump not guilty of rape.

    No mention that they found him guilty of sexual assault, just not guilty of rape.

    It's as if he was totally innocent of anything.

    684:

    That seems like a simplistic assessment, but OK. I'm not familiar with the reasoning of those cretins. I'm just pointing out that what one individual wants in their government may not be what others want. (And I have to admit, I find all this talk about boiling vegetables somewhat stultifying.)

    Has there been a referendum in the UK about scrapping the monarchy? If so, what was the vote?

    685:

    they all Quercus or not???

    John S
    "THAT gas station" - huh? w.t.f? EXPLAIN

    Rbt Prior
    "Picking & Choosing laws" ...
    Here, if you fly-tip rubbish on the road or pavement or in a field, you can be fined or imprisoned ...
    BUT
    If you are a friend of the tories in a privatised water company, you can pour actual shit into the rivers & get rewarded for it ...

    686:

    Greg Tingey @ 685:

    John S
    "THAT gas station" - huh? w.t.f? EXPLAIN

    It's the "gas station" in the movie Deliverance.

    Mr. Tim wrote that he stopped at "THAT gas station" while traveling through North Carolina. According to Wikipedia the movie was filmed in South Carolina and Georgia, so "THAT gas station" was NOT IN North Carolina.

    In the movie, the four protagonists stop at a country store/gas station to get gas & hire someone to drive their car down to the place where they're going to pull their canoes out of the river.

    It's also the location for the famous "dueling banjos" scene from the movie. The guy playing the guitar is the one of the four who gets killed later.

    A lot of stupid shit from South Carolina gets blamed on North Carolina by ignorant people who don't know the difference between NORTH & SOUTH. It grates sometimes.

    687:

    ????????????????????????????????????

    688:

    No mention that they found him guilty of sexual assault, just not guilty of rape.

    His lawyer was trumpeting that outside the courthouse.

    Apparently the lady wasn't asking for money. But the jury decided Trump should pay her around $5mil. And it has come out that at least one juror was a big MAGA hat wearing Trump voter and big fan. And the verdict and award was unanimous. Trump's lawyer asked for a poll of the jury. In just 3 hours after 2 weeks of trail.

    Oops.

    690:

    Para 2 - There has been no referendumb (sic) on "abolishing the monarchy". After the result of Scamoron holding what was described in advance as "a consultative referendum on the UK leaving the EU" and then treating a 52/48% split of votes cast as an instruction to push the button on WrecksIt...

    691:

    If it's a boy, do you think he will be called Heimdall? - and ... will he learn to play the horn?
    The idea of the Norse legends coming to life is ... scary.

    Meanwhile, maybe, a possible route to the end of plastic pollution?

    David L
    And it has come out that at least one juror was a big MAGA hat wearing Trump voter and big fan - Isn't that an automatic mis-trial & demad a re-run & the loudmouth being jailed?

    692:

    It's the "gas station" in the movie Deliverance.

    On the subject of gas stations in movies, the gas station that appears briefly early on in the movie Kindergarten Cop is exactly where the movie's plot would have it, on the Sunset Highway between Portland and Astoria.

    I've driven past it plenty of times but, fortunately, never had to make an emergency stop there.

    693:

    Has there been a referendum in the UK about scrapping the monarchy? If so, what was the vote?

    There has never been a referendum in the UK about scrapping the monarchy.

    There was a period in the 17th century when parliament went to war with the king -- and won then executed him and ran the country under a Lord Protector for over a decade. But that wasn't the outcome of a referendum and as it happened around the time the Plymouth Colony had a population of 2000 one year and 1500 the next, it's a little bit hard to assert any current validity.

    694:

    No more than you on the jury.

    Plus you missed the point.

    695:

    IMO, The civil wars of 1642-1652 really were the making of Britain as a great power. Before, the three kingdoms were, frankly, a second-rate power. Pressures of war made Parliament ditch a lot of inefficiencies that held back the Tudor-Stuart state. In much the same way that the French Revolution turned France from a strongish state to one that could take on all of Europe and win (for a while, anyway).

    around the time the Plymouth Colony had a population of 2000 one year and 1500 the next

    Yeah, the American colonies were a deathtrap well into the 18th century. Transportation to them was more humane than a death sentence, in that it didn't always kill you.

    696:

    There are two key differences between cars and food that make the Japanese success in the US car market a bad analogy to potential NAFTA success in the UK food market:

  • Cars are relatively expensive per kg, which is the relevant metric for shipping by boat; a new car is upwards of $5/kg, and a manufacturer sticking to cars that retail at $10/kg or more isn't missing out on a significant part of the US car market.
  • Cars do not lose value rapidly if shipping is delayed; the difference in retail value between a car that arrived via boat in March and one that arrived by boat in May is near-zero. This is not true of many foodstuffs, where an extra month at sea decreases the value significantly, since we put a premium on fresh foods.
  • These two things mean that cars and food are not comparable.

    697:

    This is not true of many foodstuffs, where an extra month at sea decreases the value significantly, since we put a premium on fresh foods.

    Which leads to bizarre situations where I (in the US) and people in Europe get fruit and produce that is air freighted in from Chile and Puru and sold in our off season at prices not too much more than the local stuff in season.

    Are market imbalances grand?

    And as Charlie noted a while back. Apple can easily afford to fill a 747 freighter with iPhones/iPads to get them to the US while others selling fridges have to wait for a container to free up. Even after the insurance premiums in case the plane crashes.

    698:

    JReynolds
    Erm, no.
    We were GIVEN great-power status by Loius XIV, by ejecting the Huguenots in 1685 ...
    Who then proceeded to work really hard for the welcoming Protestant state & shit on France at every opportunity.

    And the aforementioned Louis XIV's France had a good go at dominating Europe, until .. 13 August 1704

    699:

    In turn, of course, that air freighting of fruit and other produce is only worthwhile because of the large market imbalance between the source and destination; and in the case of produce to the UK, has to somehow compete with the cost of EU produce post-Brexit, where the cost of freight is much, much lower. If Chilean produce sold in the Chilean market for comparable prices to the UK market, it'd not be worth exporting over here.

    And the tech goods are in a nice niche where the margin per kilogram of product is very high - sacrificing even $10/kg in margin to get them to the market in a timely fashion isn't a huge sacrifice to Apple, whereas the total revenue on foodstuffs is often less than $10/kg.

    Since US prices for foodstuffs are similar to UK prices, for food imports from the Americas to be economically sensible over food imports from the EU, the UK needs its trade barriers with the EU to cost more than the extra inherent cost of shipping from the USA or other NAFTA countries. Or, we could decide to lower our trade barriers with the EU, and thus it'll still be cheaper to get food from the EU, even if it's not as cheap as it was when we were a member state.

    700:

    Greg Tingey @ 691:

    If it's a boy, do you think he will be called Heimdall? - and ... will he learn to play the horn?
    The idea of the Norse legends coming to life is ... scary.

    Doesn't have nine mothers so the name should probably be shortened to just He

    Meanwhile, maybe, a possible route to the end of plastic pollution?

    Link doesn't link ...

    David L
    And it has come out that at least one juror was a big MAGA hat wearing Trump voter and big fan - Isn't that an automatic mis-trial & demad a re-run & the loudmouth being jailed?

    Nope. You can have any political affiliation and still serve on a jury.

    I think the point is one of the jurors was a Trump voter but still voted to convict ... the evidence against Trump was sufficient to overcome the MAGAt juror's predisposition to favor Trump.

    But even if he had NOT voted to convict because of pro-TRUMP political leanings it wouldn't be an offense under U.S. law. It might be a violation of the juror's oath - to decide the case on the evidence - but RARELY something prosecutable.

    A juror might be removed during trial (that's why jury's have alternates) for misconduct, but a juror's predisposition towards one side or the other wouldn't be grounds for overturning a verdict.

    And this being a CIVIL trial, I don't think a UNANIMOUS verdict was required. But the verdict WAS unanimous including the MAGAt juror.

    701:

    Seasonality has a place in all of this.

    My strawberries are labeled from nearby (North Carolina), Texas, California, or South America depending on the time of year.

    I doubt anyone is growing anything but greenhouse organic strawberries in Europe in January.

    702:

    One of the complexities of Brexit is that a lot of our non-EU food supply comes through the EU - e.g. Moroccan produce goes to Spain by boat, and is then brought to the UK by HGV or rail using the Channel Tunnel or the ferry routes to bring them here, while Israeli, Lebanese and Egyptian produce does similar via Greece.

    So you're not just replacing European-grown produce when you replace EU supply chains in the UK, you're also replacing North African and Middle Eastern produce.

    Similar applies, BTW, to surface shipped products - much of our imported goods came into the EU at Rotterdam, and was then either trucked to the UK or shipped onwards after clearing EU customs there. This is where the "fun" with not enough customs agents is coming from - we didn't need them as EU members, since a boatload of goods from China would clear at Rotterdam and be shipped onwards from there (possibly on the same ship that brought it to Rotterdam), rather than coming direct to the UK.

    703:

    I've seen reports that the judge in the Trump assault case has advised the jurors to remain anonymous for a long time, and directed them not to name any of their fellow jurors. If this is the case then I'm guessing its not usual for a judge to do this?
    ( In the UK jurors are forbidden from saying much at all about any cases they have been involved with )

    704:

    Unfortunately, no. Someone with a MAGA hat shouldn't have been allowed on the jury... but apparently, the vote was unanimous. And it was a ->civil<- case, not a criminal one.

    706:

    Um, er, I don't agree. I normally am willing to serve on a jury, but one time I got out of it, and had to convince the lawyers and the judge that I could not vote against the guy suing for benefits from his old company.

    Right after my lawyer spent two years (for what he expected would be a lawyer letter or two) for my late wife's life insurance that the company had screwed up.

    707:

    arrbee @ 703:

    I've seen reports that the judge in the Trump assault case has advised the jurors to remain anonymous for a long time, and directed them not to name any of their fellow jurors. If this is the case then I'm guessing its not usual for a judge to do this?
    ( In the UK jurors are forbidden from saying much at all about any cases they have been involved with )

    It's not unusual for jurors to be kept anonymous DURING a trial. That a judge has to advise jurors to remain anonymous AFTER a verdict has been rendered and the jury released is kind of extraordinary.

    It's a testament to how far the GQP has descended into lawlessness under Trumpolini that a judge has to have concern for the safety of jurors for them just doing their civic duty. It's fuckin' obscene!

    I dunno! Did the NAZIS in Germany ever take retribution against jurors whose decisions didn't suit them? Are today's U.S. conservatives worse than Hitler and his storm-troopers!

    I'm afraid they are.

    708:

    The internet is full of ways to use Mayonnaise as a replacement for eggs/fat, including cake making. This is just the first page that popped, because I couldn't find the one I read before.

    709:

    The finest legal minds on Reddit seem to think the rape charge didn't stick because the victim couldn't, with certainty, be sure it wasn't his thumb, and without the penis the law there says it isn't rape. Which is a) terrible and b) not very flattering to the orange man's junk.

    710:

    Go ahead, you do it. And see how a kid feels about what it tastes like.

    My Eldest thought it was terrible.

    There's a lot of stuff on the 'Net. This may come as a surprise, but not all of it is true.

    711:

    I dunno! Did the NAZIS in Germany ever take retribution against jurors whose decisions didn't suit them? Are today's U.S. conservatives worse than Hitler and his storm-troopers!

    Germany was a strange place to be from 1918 till 1933. Lots of local anarchy in all directions. You need to remember that Germany in 1914 was only about 40 years from being a collection or 20 to 30 independent smaller nation states that cooperated somewhat. They were melded into the Prussian/German Empire.

    Anyway to your point. The various political parties would clash at times in riots with clubs and blood. Big and small. All of the the parties and political leanings.

    Just look at Prussia. Prussians sort of thought of themselves as in charge. Mostly. Kind of. And for all practical purposes the most of the territory of Prussia is no longer a part of Germany. It is a part of Poland. Which creates some political friction in Germany to this day.

    In a huge total over simplification.

    My relatives (via my wife) born in 1910s and 1920 in southern Germany had some tales.

    713:

    Food Lion

    "The ONE store I do NOT shop at is Food Lion. They mortally offended me and I will fuckin' starve before they ever get any of my money."

    If I might ask because we've recently come into a situation where FL is the convenient supermarket, what happened to you? In the half-dozen times we've shopped there, it seemed to be a good supermarket of the USian sort. Actually, the produce and Hispanic sections were better than average.

    714:

    Uncle Stinky @ 709:

    The finest legal minds on Reddit seem to think the rape charge didn't stick because the victim couldn't, with certainty, be sure it wasn't his thumb, and without the penis the law there says it isn't rape. Which is a) terrible and b) not very flattering to the orange man's junk.

    May also have something to do with how the law defined "rape" at the time the assault occurred.

    Call it rape or call it sexual assault. Doesn't really matter. The jury found that he was a sex offender who violated her. Time for him to register.

    715:

    Kardashev @ 713:

    Food Lion
    "The ONE store I do NOT shop at is Food Lion. They mortally offended me and I will fuckin' starve before they ever get any of my money."

    If I might ask because we've recently come into a situation where FL is the convenient supermarket, what happened to you? In the half-dozen times we've shopped there, it seemed to be a good supermarket of the USian sort. Actually, the produce and Hispanic sections were better than average.

    Slander from a store manager. Corporate management knew about it - knew it was slander - and refused to take action, make amends or even to apologize.

    As I wrote, a mortal offense. But since dueling is not legal ... all I can do is boycott.

    Doesn't matter how good the produce is. They offended me and I will not give them my custom.

    716:

    If I might ask because we've recently come into a situation where FL is the convenient supermarket, what happened to you?

    I know someone who will not grace their doors due to the 60 Minutes (US hard hitting (at one time) TV news show) expose about meat cutting not be done in a sanitary manor in a store. They got it on film. 30 or so years ago. Everyone involved has retired and many likely died by now.

    It irritates him when I point out he worked at IBM at the same time when some local managers were literally shipping bricks to make production targets. And he kept working there. I guess getting a big paycheck from them made it OK. [/snark off]

    717:

    JohnS
    You missed the point: A Juror was explaining/telling what happened inside the jury room - flat illegal & impressionable, here!

    718:

    I've seen reports that the judge in the Trump assault case has advised the jurors to remain anonymous for a long time, and directed them not to name any of their fellow jurors. If this is the case then I'm guessing its not usual for a judge to do this?

    To the best of my knowledge, this only happens when the judge expects retribution against the jurors, such as organized crime. For example, the criminal trial of John Gotti.

    I think it's significant that the American right-wing is now bold enough to threaten jurors, like they do teachers, elected school boards, and many other ordinary people doing the many ordinary jobs that keep an open and democratic civil society running.

    Although a (non-white) friend has told me that if I wasn't white I'd have noticed this kind of intimidation a long time ago — that what's different now is that the violent bullies are going after white folk as well as non-white folk.

    719:

    https://phys.org/news/2023-05-theory-partisan-conflict-hostility.html

    Conservatives focus on amassing resources, while liberals concentrate on distributing resources. ...

    The Republican Party—the party of the right—draws support from farmers, ranchers, business people and others who produce resources.

    On the other hand, the left-leaning Democratic Party is dominated by those most interested in redistributing resources, such as individuals in the labor movement.

    Seems to be the maker/taker slur/slogan dressed up in academic language.

    Talk about the missing middle, though, their analysis leaves non-union labour completely out of the equation. Everyone from mothers to retired folk just... don't exist.

    But the good news is that they consider King Charles to be a productive and useful part of the economy.

    720:

    Err, mayonnaise IS eggs and fat. The real stuff, anyway.

    721:

    Greg Tingey @ 717:

    JohnS
    You missed the point: A Juror was explaining/telling what happened inside the jury room - flat illegal & impressionable, here!

    Sorry 'bout that Chief!

    You're phrasing made it seem like being a Trump supporter serving on a jury should be against the law & basis for a mistrial. It's not.

    It's NOT illegal here in the U.S. for jurors to discuss deliberations AFTER the verdict has been rendered, the trial is over and the jury has been released.

    722:

    ohnS
    Here, talking about what went on in the jury room is illegal.
    Is it not in the USA?
    Your interpretation if what I said, bears ZERO connection with reality. Your last line, though, explains the difference, which seems strange to "us" - OK?

    723:

    ... and mustard, preferably Dijon mustard (even if you live in the UK or the USA).

    724:

    Seems to be the maker/taker slur/slogan dressed up in academic language.

    I first encountered that in Heinlein, where Lazarus Long spun a line about makers, takers, and fakers. Even as a teenager this sounded like Lazarus over-simplifying for a cute slogan, but it's also in character for him.

    Here it sounds like bullshit. So, people who make movies, TV shows, and web content will be Republicans, but long-haul truckers and the military will be Democrats? I am skeptical.

    The fakers have found rich feeding grounds on the far right, though.

    725:

    Well, usually, but my wife made wild garlic mayonnaise recently, and there are a zillion other forms of it (dill, tarragon, etc.)

    AuntyJack is correct - REAL mayonnaise can be used instead of eggs (though it's yolk only) and fat - but don't even think of trying that with anything you buy in a supermarket.

    726:

    I checked a basic "from scratch" recipe, not a Heimann's, Helze or whatever "bottle". My main uses for them are sandwiches and canned tuna mayo,

    727:

    I stand corrected. All of the recipes I can find online for fancy mayonnaises have mustard in. I suppose that I could check half a dozen of our cookery books, but can't be arsed. Doubtless you can leave the mustard out, but it's definitely not the common practice.

    728:

    Moz @ 719:

    https://phys.org/news/2023-05-theory-partisan-conflict-hostility.html
    Conservatives focus on amassing resources, while liberals concentrate on distributing resources. ...
    The Republican Party—the party of the right—draws support from farmers, ranchers, business people and others who produce resources.
    On the other hand, the left-leaning Democratic Party is dominated by those most interested in redistributing resources, such as individuals in the labor movement.

    Seems to be the maker/taker slur/slogan dressed up in academic language.

    Talk about the missing middle, though, their analysis leaves non-union labour completely out of the equation. Everyone from mothers to retired folk just... don't exist.

    But the good news is that they consider King Charles to be a productive and useful part of the economy

    Are they pushing the idea or just describing how the idea plays out between the political parties? Seemed like the latter to me.

    729:

    Is it not in the USA?

    Grand Juries. Yes. You're sworn to secrecy as things that might influence a criminal charge years down the road or smear someone unfairly may be discussed.

    Trial juries for criminal and civil cases. No. To the extent that I know. But there are over 50 sets of laws on this plus the federal rules so I suspect there is some variation.

    My wife got to spend 2 years on a federal grand jury about 12 years ago. She's still sworn to keep it secret. Of course most of it was revealed by the news interviews with the federal DA's and the trials they handled.

    730:

    JohnS won't do Food Lion. I have, though quality ain't that great. Only if I have no choice, and I'm desperate, will I ever go to Walmart. They are evil, literally.

    I want a law called the Walmart Law, that taxes companies 110% of what came out of tax dollars for evey employee that gets food stamps. (I have seen and heard that Walmart helps its employees to get food stamps... because they don't want to pay benefits, or allow unions, so they don't give them full time hours, and they screw with schedules constantly.) And they deliberately drive any small business near them out of business.

    731:

    Quick note for Greg: any chance you can kick the appropriate bottoms on your favourite site regarding their huge collection of dud image URLs? All their older articles such as http://www.londonreconnections.com/2012/london-terminals-fullsome-farringdon-part-1/ have not a single image working in them. There are working versions on archive.org, but it would be much better all round if they fixed their own site.

    732:

    The plot thickens, to the state of mayonnaise itself. I did look it up in a few books, and Eliza Acton didn't include mustard, though more modern books did. Elizabeth David said that it's normal in France, but not done in Italy (where it's abjured).

    733:

    I just checked one recipe, figuring that was enough as long as that recipe would emulsify and stay emulsified.

    734:

    Are they pushing the idea or just describing how the idea plays out between the political parties?

    They're describing the idea from within it. And they explicitly play the "both sides" card beloved of one side. But the core of their argument is economic, even Marxist: society is an elite contest between the productive (capitalist/owner) class and the distributive (socialist/academic) class.

    This article talks about how that is problematic from a different angle: elite capture where the goal of one side is to enlarge the management class at the expense of all other sectors: https://thespinoff.co.nz/politics/06-11-2021/in-a-captured-state If you view those managers as the distributive side of the above analysis it maps quite nicely, but without the above reliance on reductive hostility.

    The core of my objection is that it accepts the view that the voters don't matter, the real political contest is over who gets to choose which voters count and what choices they get to vote on.

    You see this especially blatantly in the USA with gerrymandering and the two party system. Many voters don't count at all, their electorate is carefully structured so that even a large swing in voting behaviour won't affect the outcome of the election. But above that is the question of what question they are voting on. It's never "who should govern us" or even "what sort of government should we have", it is only ever "the lord in red or the lord in blue".

    In some ways contrast with Australia: our electorates are carefully drawn to contain equal numbers of voters, with a preference for geographically coherence and somewhat grouped by inclination. In other words, we try to have some historical continuity (the member for Balmain will be able to stand in the Balmain electorate next time, we're not starting fresh every time), some demographic similarity (we don't have seats with 50% professors, 50% unemployed) within an electorate, but we focus really intently on having exactly 101,420 voters in each electorate.

    And we also have preferential voting. It's not just the party of the right vs the party of the far right, it's anyone willing to stand. In a local election I might only have 5-10 candidates to choose from, but in a senate election I'll be voting for 7-20 senators from a list of 100+. I really can vote #1 for the Chickens Are People Too Party, preferencing #2 The United Poultry Party and so on until I run out of minor parties and have to vote #6 the Australian Labour Party and #7 The Australien Liberal Party.

    735:

    ... and the point of preferential voting is what happened in the last federal election here. The far right party lost a bunch of seats, some of which they'd never lost before. And they lost them to "teal" candidates (rather than red or blue) who were explicitly "like them" but accept the reality of the climate catastrophe, think political corruption is bad, don't want to kill of QUILTBAGS and a few other differences.

    The result was a switch from ~52% Liberal-National-LiberalNational-Country "the Coalition" to 48% Australian Labor Party (ALP) to "it's complicated" but ALP definitely won.

    https://results.aec.gov.au/27966/Website/HouseDefault-27966.htm

    77  Australian Labor Party
    58  Liberal/National Coalition
         27     Liberal
         21     Liberal National Party of Queensland
         10     The Nationals
          0     Country Liberal Party (NT)
     1  Centre Alliance
     1  Katter's Australian Party (KAP)
     4  The Greens
    10  Independent
    151 total

    736:

    Moz @ 737:

    The core of my objection is that it accepts the view that the voters don't matter, the real political contest is over who gets to choose which voters count and what choices they get to vote on.

    You kind of confuse me here. I think there should be a period after "matter"? and a new paragraph beginning "The real political contest ..."

    Or is that what you're objecting to? FWIW, I find gerrymandering objectionable and anti-democratic.

    737:

    My objection is the silent acceptance of the view that society is a contest between elites. Or even an analysis that says that, names the elites, then stops.

    I also object to some consequences of that acceptance, like the idea that anyone outside the elite doesn't matter and that society is an economy. Etc.

    I disagree with the assumption that a party of conflict and corruption is on the side of "productive people like business owners" but that's kind of a side issue. Like the eternal lie that the conservative/right are "better economic managers" even though they're the party of recession and deficits.

    I kind of like the causal analysis. I doubt that gerrymandering is an end in itself (are we ruled by electorate map geeks?) So while I dislike it, I favour broader reforms that incidentally make gerrymandering much more difficult rather than starting there. Or more accurately, try that as one strategy as part of a broader push towards a functional society.

    738:

    Pigeon
    I know ... we've got problems, because the originator of the site, "John Bull" is snowed under with work & is rarely seen at the moment.
    A couple of others, including "Pedantic of Purley" are trying to do something, but to little effect I'm afraid.

    739:

    Actually, a semi-colon would be better, or even a colon (though that is seriously old-fashioned). But modern dumbing-down editors disapprove of semi-colons, because they assume their readers are too uneducated to understand them. Commas were once sometimes used in the way that Moz did, but have not been for a couple of centuries, and were dropped because they were confusing.

    Pedant of Shelford.

    740:

    I'd offer to help if I had enough idea what had happened to see something I'd be able to do.

    741:

    It does seem to be regrettably common these days for people to be utterly clueless about punctuation, to the detriment of comprehensibility and sometimes even to the point of inverting their intended meaning. I like to vary my style of punctuation to convey different effects; I do sometimes worry about it going completely over people's heads, but then I tend to think... nah, fuck 'em.

    742:

    I've mentioned before, my published novel would have been thousands of characters longer, had not my #1 beta reader forced me to take out commas I wanted there, to use as Samual Johnson suggested, as pauses in speech.

    743:

    No doubt that is true because we have never figured out how to freeze meet for oversees shipping, deliver bulk freight shipments of grain in moisture controlled and ventilated, container ships, nor have he figured out how to predict inclement weather and its effects on loading, offloading and shipping.

    744:

    Re: 'Whatever kind of vegetables they may be ... the most important thing is to apply enough heat for enough time to destroy the cellular structure, because hard crunchy vegetables are just plain horrid.'

    Agree - apart from salad ingredients. :)

    My understanding is that uncooked vegetable proteins* are only about 65%-70% digestible vs. meat proteins which are over 90% digestible. Also, even if a plant contains a particular nutrient, its cell walls or something else may have some barrier making that nutrient almost completely inaccessible.

    There's ongoing research on this in order to understand how best to use veg to make nutritious fake meat.

    I've never bought any plant burgers but this makes me wonder whether (given the much lower digestibility, etc. of plant proteins) standard food labeling for such products shows both the make-up of the plant nutrients as well as the dietary bioavailability.

    'Digestibility and bioavailability of plant-based proteins intended for use in meat analogues: A review'

    https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0924224422004526

    *It gets messy when you include vitamins in the nutrition equation, e.g., raw produce has higher VitC.

    745:

    1) I'll leave it to the New Zealanders to slaughter you, joint you, and ship the results round the world.
    2) Bulk (tens of thousands of tons) grain shipments are not a new, or even a middle-aged, thing.

    746:

    Feh!

    Each of your, characters, talked like, Captain Kirk.

    747:

    Via Cory Doctorow: More reasons to hate house flippers https://www.propublica.org/article/ugly-truth-behind-we-buy-ugly-houses

    And they're spinning up the spam machine to bury the article: https://www.propublica.org/article/homevestors-aims-to-bury-propublica-reporting

    748:

    Almost all of the high-protein and high-calorie vegetable sources are stored, not fresh - (dried) pulses, seeds, nuts and some grains. While there are a few such fresh vegetables, all commonly eaten in the west are low in protein and calories compared to those (*). Pulses need to be cooked until soft but, nutritionally and for flavour, most fresh (green) vegetables should be lightly cooked or raw. Unless you are trying to destroy the flavour, because you don't like it, of course :-) Roots, nuts and seeds vary - e.g. potatoes and yams need cooking, but carrots and jicama don't.

    (*) Yes, even things like avocado.

    749:

    Just to clarify, I am not saying that you should never cook leaf vegetables, carrots etc. - merely that they are nutritionally better and taste more if close to raw. We eat a lot of them, from raw to near-mush (in some composite dishes).

    751:

    I'm currently rereading Lord of the Rings, which I've done every 5-7 years since I was thirteen years old. And I just can't any more, to the point where I'm not sure I'm even going to finish. It's just so damn White and Male!

    "This race of Men, (not Humans, but "Men") blond and handsome, wise and mighty, their bloodlines pure from the original crossbreeding with the very white, blue-eyed and blond Elves... against the "swarthy" men of the South," and so on. I know that Tolkien wasn't a racist, and that his book was based on ancient European mythology, but the text reads like propaganda.

    To make matters worse, newer fantasy writers have learned newer tricks for making clear what's happening magically and emotionally, and Tolkien obviously is missing those, plus "The Door Into Fire" broke down the doors for LGBTQ protagonists (only 25 years later.) Even worse is the fact that Tolkien did college before any "psychological" novels were admitted into The Canon, so his ability to convey motivation and emotion is very limited in modern terms; he's missing tricks that were "ancient" when I first started reading!

    Someone save me from the Suck Fairy!!

    752:

    yeah, tolkein fails bechdel test, news at 11

    i think u need willing suspension of...something other than disbelief

    or read something else, that's always worked for me

    i tend to just reread a few passages i really like, like when sam has to carry the ring

    753:

    Sam in the movies was a brilliant piece of casting. I've never been a fan of Sean Astin, but the dude was born to play Samwise.

    The one thing about LOTR that still works really well is the worldbuilding. It's quite simply amazing; all the layers of history one under the other.

    754:

    my sister thought jackson retconned some lgbtq representation into the way sam looked at frodo in the movies, and i can kind of see it

    and the worldbuilding is all that's left for you? not even the prose?

    i've read very little other fantasy that's made much of an impression on me, maybe gene wolfe and michael shea

    755:

    Tolkien was a very good writer, and the prose was very good in the 1950s, but the language is 70 years old at this point, and it shows. I certainly never have any troubles understanding what he's trying to say, and his descriptive passages are very well written, but his prose style isn't otherwise exciting.

    I suspect that if I'd specialized in ancient English literature I'd see a bunch of stuff he did that was fun for his fellow specialists, but that's not something I know very well.

    756:

    If it helps, Aragorn was described in Fellowship as darker than the Breelanders, Faramir's hair was described as raven in colour in Return of the King. Not simple.

    757:

    No. Definitely not simple, but still not easy to read. And Tolkien certainly wasn't a racist - nobody who's read his letter to the German publisher can believe that for a second.

    758:

    adrian smith
    Which also shows up that Sam is, so clearly to me, at any rate ...
    The ordinary "Tommy" in the trenches that JRRT encountered

    759:

    I reread the books last summer, and ran into a lot of the same things. The thing about Tolkien (and here I'm cadging from my rogue-scholar wife's opinions about Oscar Wilde, her primary subject of study and critique) is that one can be not-a-racist, while still being a product (and reflection) of racist or racialized society. Tolkien was also a huge Norseophile (Nordophile? The man liked him some Sagas, is what I'm saying), and the scholarship on Norse culture*, which Tolkien would have been intimately familiar with, was also the same scholarship that "informed" Nazi racial ideology. Obviously they did very, very different things with that source, but if you make two cocktails with the same whiskey, there's gonna be some detectable similarity.

    I tend to read Tolkien the same way I read translations of Beowulf (not counting linguistic miracles like Maria Dahvana Headly's translation; "Bro! Tell me we still know how to speak of kings!"). It requires an act of mental reformation that, once you get used to it, is kind of fun in its own right! Interestingly, I don't find I have to do the same thing with Lewis, but I also don't enjoy reading Lewis nearly as much. Which doesn't, of course, excuse what's blatantly missing from Tolkien's work.

    *Which we now know was, at best, incomplete, and at worst outright fabricated, but that wasn't common knowledge at the time, even for an expert like Tolkien.

    P.S. Something I find kinda cool about Tolkien: he started work on what was to be the first book of a sequel trilogy to The Lord of the Rings, called The New Shadow. What we have REALLY reads like a smackdown of Sixties free-wheeling youth-culture, even sort of predicting the punk scene's ironic (usually) use of Nazi imagery: There's talk of children playing at being orcs, not respecting the sacrifices of those who fought against Sauron.

    That's not the cool part, obviously, that's very Old Man Yells At Cloud. What's cool is, in multiple letters, he says he stopped work on The New Shadow because he could tell that he was being grouchy and uncharitable towards the new generation, and didn't want that to be part of his legacy, or Middle-Earth's. That's some pretty impressive self-awareness and restraint, especially for a man at his age and of his time.

    760:

    I should add now that over the last couple hours I'm well into Book 6, with Sam and Frodo traveling through Mordor, and most of that works extremely well.

    761:

    "What's cool is, in multiple letters, he says he stopped work on The New Shadow because he could tell that he was being grouchy and uncharitable towards the new generation, and didn't want that to be part of his legacy, or Middle-Earth's."

    That's very good to read.

    762:

    "I suspect that if I'd specialized in ancient English literature I'd see a bunch of stuff he did that was fun for his fellow specialists, but that's not something I know very well."

    Yeah, you would :) It's stuffed with little philological nuggets. I seem to find something new every time I read it. He seems to have put something in at every level from really obscure ones based on ancient Germanic languages down to really easy ones based on Latin for everyone to get (not an unreasonable assumption in his circumstances).

    His female characters may be few in number, but a disproportionate number of them are serious heavyweights, and tend to make the blokes look like loud-mouthed jerks. For a very obvious example, look at Luthien. She knocks out Sauron, single-handed. Then SHE KNOCKS OUT MORGOTH. Again single-handed and without any collateral damage. When the Valar finally decide to sort him out it takes the whole lot of them and they destroy half a continent doing it.

    The others tend to be more subtle and kick arse in a manner less conducive to brief summary, but to similar effect. I don't know if it was intentional at all, but if you don't let yourself get stuck on/distracted by the sort-of-Conanistic tendencies of many of the male characters, and the boring numerical imbalance, Tolkien's works have a pretty strong feminist strand running through them somewhere deep. At least I think they do.

    763:

    "Tolkien was also a huge Norseophile (Nordophile? The man liked him some Sagas, is what I'm saying), and the scholarship on Norse culture*, which Tolkien would have been intimately familiar with, was also the same scholarship that "informed" Nazi racial ideology. Obviously they did very, very different things with that source"

    He used to get steam coming out of his ears about the Nazis polluting and debasing it, making something he strongly admired become popularly associated with a form of hideous evil to which he saw it as antipathetic.

    764:

    "is that one can be not-a-racist, while still being a product (and reflection) of racist or racialized society."

    I'm not sure there's anybody who's not such a product. We can try to get over it, as many of us do, but it still lurks around in the background of our worldview. With luck, things will get better as the future generations come to be.

    765:

    not Humans, but "Men"

    Totally common until quite recently. A.C. Clarke still gives me itches in that respect, and there's Cordwainer Smith's Instrumentality of Mankind.

    Different times, and I'm inclined to give them a pass for living in their times, while making a note not to do that now. Who knows what we say now that will be anathema in the future?

    766:

    The "Men" thing by itself doesn't bother me because it's such a standard fantasy trope, albeit very old-fashioned, but the stuff about the excellent breeding and flawless ancestry* doesn't go down easily.

    • I don't think he uses those terms, exactly, but I'm not going to look for an example.
    767:

    I did finish all three books, BTW, not sure if I'm going to do the appendices. The bits with Frodo and Sam in Mordor still read very well, and of course the scouring of the Shire is always a good read.

    768:

    the stuff about the excellent breeding and flawless ancestry doesn't go down easily.*

    Incest is best? That's how purebreds work.

    The part that hasn't aged well is that humans don't breed true any more than apples do, so inbred rulers are not better than their parents. The whole god-king and royal incest trope reads these days as authoritarian BS, stuff that authoritarians force their thralls to believe as part of keeping them enthralled with the highness* of their beings.

    *As an aside, during coronation week, my mind kept crossing and braiding the threads of that humans eating rotten food (Greg's 'high cuisine') with the high society on display (in all senses of high). And I kept remembering that Lovecraft's ghouls were alleged to leave changelings on occasion. And I kept musing about what it would be like if toff high society were littered (figuratively, and perhaps literally), with changeling ghouls in the Lovecraftian mode. And I thereby kept myself morbidly amused by all the...finery...on display.

    769:

    I don't think Tolkien was implying incest as much as descent from the Elves, but there's definitely some purity involved.

    770:

    But the core of their argument is economic, even Marxist: society is an elite contest between the productive (capitalist/owner) class and the distributive (socialist/academic) class.

    Do the authors point out that that description is wrong and arguably backwards? The working people actually produce, the capitalist owners redistribute, and the academics talk about it.

    Yes, I acknowledge that many people who want to shout about “both sides” can’t keep track of more than two factions.

    771:

    Kardashev @ 765
    Last and First Men - Olaf Stapeldon, yes?
    I think some people round here are being stupid - the past was a different country.
    Like the other discussion, we should recognise the differences & try to do better, NOW, rather than trying to alter the past.

    772:

    Nah, that's my critique of their argument. Their stuff is all "based on this being true...." and comes down to it's better not to have one of those elite in charge all the time, some alternation is good.

    That's why it seemed so weird to me that they're Australian, because we have more than two sides and the left side here is not quite so heavily captured as the kiwi one is. But OTOH they talk about the US a lot but they have two capitalist parties and no socialist one. Hence my eye-rolling.

    773:

    "they talk about the US a lot but they have two capitalist parties and no socialist one."
    I can "sort of" explain that one. The USians think that anything political that contains the word "social(ist)" is a socialist thing, even if it's proposed by their "Grand Olde ;-) Party".

    774:

    This is getting ridiculous. Doesn't anyone understand anything except the last few decades' English any more? The primary meaning of 'man' and 'men' referred to 'mankind' (i.e. what is now called humans), not just male humans, until the politically correct brigade stepped in and started to modify the language. Yes, it's THAT recently. Damning early and mid 20th century authors for not using (very) late 20th century usage is just plain ignorant. 'Human' did have the meaning of 'mankind', but it was generally used to refer to things like behaviour.

    Similarly, a standard rule is that authors should write about what they know. Except in a few major cities, Britain was very 'white' in the 1930s, and the conventions (real and literary) since time immemorial have been that men went to war, on exploration etc. No, that wasn't primarily because women were airbrushed out of history, but because they were protected/discouraged (choose your epithet) from doing so. The few women that broke the mould were exceptional. You may as well damn Jane Austen for airbushing the lower classes out of her works.

    775:

    they talk about the US a lot but they have two capitalist parties and no socialist one

    And the righter-wing party is quite willing to embrace "socialist" practices, as long as the money is redistributed to those they favour…

    This week brought the latest evidence that the former party of laissez-faire capitalism has reimagined itself in the image of a Soviet State Planning Committee. Republican lawmakers are now telling investors which businesses they can and can’t invest in — and which investment criteria they will be permitted to consider.

    The other GOP witness, Utah Attorney General Sean Reyes, declared that there exists a “conspiracy” of ESG-minded investors. He was particularly worried that “asset managers who collectively own significant percentages of utilities’ stock are improperly influencing the operations of those utilities.”

    Imagine that! The shareholders who own a company are trying to influence its operations! Will nobody rid us of this capitalist menace?

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2023/05/12/esg-house-republicans-james-comer-capitalism/

    776:

    We can identify issues about the way things were portrayed in the past without 'damning' the writers. From the perspective of the present there is plenty to dislike about Rudyard Kipling or Charles Dickens, but they were innovative and fascinating in their time.

    We do still need to identify what they got wrong, and ideally also why they got it wrong (social context). If texts become inviolable and holy and immune to criticism we are going down a nasty path - that way lies dragons, or at least religions. We can appreciate a book or piece of art while also recognizing issues that exist with it.

    The use of 'Mankind' to describe humanity was a very real thing until quite recently. It was not 'innocent' but rather a product of a very male, patriarchal view on the world. It is good to be aware of that.

    777:

    You could say the same about the rest of the English language. The word 'mankind' didn't have any sexist connotations until it was given them by the very people who object to it. It would be good to be aware of that.

    778:

    Exactly. Or we can damn them selectively, with the understanding of what value their ideas represent vs. their possible horribleness in life. So we don't damn Tolkien because the records shows he wasn't prejudiced. We don't damn Lovecraft (though we do understand his horribleness) because the literary and inspirational value of Cosmicism outweighs his terrible racial prejudice, at least in some eyes. Other people do damn Lovecraft, and from the purely social/racial point of view it's hard to say he's wrong.

    779:

    Sorry. "...hard to say they're wrong."

    780:

    "The use of 'Mankind' to describe humanity was a very real thing until quite recently. It was not 'innocent' but rather a product of a very male, patriarchal view on the world."

    It's a consequence of the word "man" having originally meant "person" without being restricted to those with a particular kind of rude bits.

    There's at least one modern author who has written a book (series?) (can't remember her name though) set in England A Long Time Ago which makes a point of using the word with that meaning (and similarly for other words of a related nature). So you get things like a female character looking out the window and saying "there's a man coming" and when in a couple of minutes she knocks on the door it turns out she's female too. It's a bit weird on first encounter but stops being weird pretty quickly.

    781:

    If you remember the author, PLEASE post it! I normally avoid historical fiction like the plague, but am prepared to make an exception ....

    782:

    One thing I particularly like is that "political correctness" long predates that exact term, crusty old farts{tm} have been lamenting the state of the youth of today{tm} and the ridiculous fads and fashions around language and behaviour at least since the advent of writing.

    I too bitterly resent this business where I get dirty looks for saying the wrong thing even when I have no idea which word has set people off or what I've said that's offensive. Often I doubt that it's even possible to say what I want to say without being offensive. Me thinking it's necessary to say just means I have no idea what the group is actually doing. So I come to places like this where I can hang out with farts even crustier than me :)

    One that came up for me the other day was when I suggested that the translation "cousin" would be better put as "islander" or "local". Saying "cousin" suggests to English-speakers a degree of direct biological connection that the locals don't really mean. Predictably the response was "nah, bro, she's my cuz". Although I am reminded of some citizens of Aotearoa-New Zealand who are very definitely "New Zealanders" and absolutely not "Pakeha", and also probably not "New Zealand European".

    783:

    skulgun @ 747:

    Via Cory Doctorow: More reasons to hate house flippers https://www.propublica.org/article/ugly-truth-behind-we-buy-ugly-houses

    And they're spinning up the spam machine to bury the article: https://www.propublica.org/article/homevestors-aims-to-bury-propublica-reporting

    They didn't manage to bury it before New Yorker Magazine got hold of it. That's where I saw it.

    Those aren't the people who bought my house. I'm pretty sure I heard from them a time or two, but I wasn't in the mood. And luckily for me when I did get in the mood someone else got to me first.

    785:

    Kardashev @ 764:

    "is that one can be not-a-racist, while still being a product (and reflection) of racist or racialized society."

    I'm not sure there's anybody who's not such a product. We can try to get over it, as many of us do, but it still lurks around in the background of our worldview. With luck, things will get better as the future generations come to be.

    I think that's about the best we can hope for; that by our example it becomes a little easier for the next generation to be "not-a-racist". Maybe they won't have to struggle as hard to put racism (and any other hateful "ism") behind them.

    786:

    That's me. Now you be good or I'll set half of Australia on fire again.

    Actually, on that note, you know how we've had three years of rain in Australia and all the vegetation has really enjoyed it? Well, um, "new growth" and "fuel load" are synonyms. I suspect (hope?) there's enough moisture in the air and soil that we won't have really bad fires, but I expect the fires we do have will be enthusiastic due to all the recent regrowth.

    Sadly a 3-5 year cycle isn't enough time for wetter, less fire tolerant species to make any real progress. We're moving towards "forests" that are equipped to cope with frequent savage burns and those tend to look more like turpentine bush than those great big green things.

    787:

    Sheesh, call yourselves Australians and y'all still haven't learned how to burn each Country according to its Law? Talk about embarrassing low points in Australia's history... (/sarcasm).

    788:

    You can call it sarcasm as much as you want but ... it's an observation not an accusation. Or something like that.

    789:

    That's just old-fashioned English usage, and lasted until at least my youth in Cornwall. It's Britain that has changed its usage, there :-)

    790:

    "I've never bought any plant burgers but this makes me wonder whether (given the much lower digestibility, etc. of plant proteins) standard food labeling for such products shows both the make-up of the plant nutrients as well as the dietary bioavailability."

    Plant-based burgers are very frequently ultra-processed precisely because of lower digestibility of unprocessed plant food.

    I buy a lot of them (they're really easily available in Poland, recent inflation made meat prices go up faster than the prices of plant-based alternatives, because meat is more inflation-sensitive due to longer supply chains) and this does have one drawback: they go bad rapidly, just like meat does, which is why "fake meat" made of plants is usually sold in plastic packaging, frequently in nitrogen atmosphere.

    791:

    Those are both more expensive forms of shipping than needed for cars, where the ship doesn't need to maintain particularly careful control of temperature, humidity etc.

    And even with more expensive shipping than cars, you can't get round the problem that the selling price of a car per unit shipping cost is significantly higher than the selling price of food per unit shipping cost - again, I point out that a car is upwards of $5/kg, whereas all the foodstuffs I (and a lot of people) buy regularly sell for under $5/kg.

    It's still worth shipping luxury foodstuffs, because they sell for decent money, but the Japanese destruction of the US car market was in part because the cost of shipping a complete car is much, much lower than the sale price of that car. And even then, as Japanese cars took over, it became worth their while shipping partially assembled vehicles that packed better, and doing final assembly in the USA.

    The fundamental difference between food and cars is that the final sale price of food to the consumer is much lower than the final sale price of a car, normalized to multiples of the cost of shipping. Any analysis that doesn't take this difference into account is fatally flawed, because I can make a profit on a car that I've shipped across the Pacific where I'd make a loss on food that I'd shipped for the same price.

    792:

    Well I just drove from Brisbane to Melbourne and back again, to collect a singleton puppy who'll rip off the hand that feeds her in the blink of an eye (or turn it into a pincushion anyway). We did see some smoke, as it happens, north of Sydney on the way back. But I don't recall setting anything on fire, personally.

    793:

    they go bad rapidly, just like meat does, which is why "fake meat" made of plants is usually sold in plastic packaging, frequently in nitrogen atmosphere.

    Here in Finland many of the better plant-based 'fake meat' products are sold frozen. There are at least a couple of hamburger patties and some bangers which I've bought and liked. Some plant sausages are at least not frozen but only refrigerated. They've gotten a lot better in the last ten years or so and now some of the sausages are quite close to meat-based ones.

    794:

    When I studied Latin at school, one of the types of text we looked at were Latin to Latin "translations", where someone had taken an Old Latin text and updated it for a reader of Medieval Latin so that someone used to Medieval Latin would not be confused by the changes in the language over time.

    Perhaps the same should be done for significant literary classics like Tolkien and Clarke? Get people over the "English has changed significantly over the last 100 years" hump, allowing them to enjoy the work for the content; and, as a side effect, giving some people the incentive they need to familiarise themselves with the linguistic shifts (e.g. the splitting out of "human" from "man") that have happened in that time.

    795:

    I'd rather have annotated editions than translations to newer language. Then again, I'm strange and like to read fiction in the original language if I can help it. I've quite enjoyed Shakespeare with annotations - I can get the gist of the language but I can't know all the references, especially not the bawdy jokes.

    Mostly. I've read 'Lord of the Rings' quite a few times, but only in Finnish. I tried to read it in English a couple of years ago but just couldn't. (The Finnish translation is very acclaimed and it's getting a new, fixed edition this year. The translator was very young when she did that and made a couple of mistakes and now she has made an improved one. Time to replace my old copy!)

    Of course I can't read that many languages on a novel level, but mostly I read in English anyway. Sadly. (Recommendations for contemporary SF in Swedish or German appreciated, though :) )

    796:

    790 - Plant burgers in the UK are normally based on pulses, or on diced vegetables in mashed potato. I can't report on "vegetarian sausages".

    798:

    Perhaps the same should be done for significant literary classics like Tolkien and Clarke?

    chatgpt.bowlderize("thelordoftherings.txt")

    799:

    Exactly - we bowdlerize works for children to read (I can easily find Shakespeare, Dickens, and Austen in "Children's Classics" editions, where the language has been modified to make it suitable for a younger child to read); why should we not do the same with older great works where a modern audience struggles because of the linguistic shift.

    Mikko's point about preferring an annotated edition is well-taken, however - perhaps the ideal is an equivalent of the Loebs we used at school, which had the original text on one page, with a translation on the facing page, allowing you to compare the two directly, or to stick to one version (knowing when you're looking at the original, and when you're looking at the updated text).

    801:

    I'm not sure there's anybody who's not such a product. We can try to get over it, as many of us do, but it still lurks around in the background of our worldview.

    For sure. I have jingles and such ratting around in the back of my mind that are just over the top racist today. Learned in the late 50s / early 60s.

    My father and the pastor of our church back then were close. And both didn't see a problem if darker skinned people wanted to attend. Pastor was soon gone and my father fairly quickly became NOT in the in crowd at the church. And by family has names carved into cornerstones at the church going back over 100 years.

    And yet today my father would be considered racist by many.

    802:

    The difference between simplification and censorship is one of intent. Rewriting classics to remove usage that is now regarded as politically incorrect is quite clearly the latter. There is only a (minor) difference of degree between that and this:

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-60261660

    Furthermore, taking the position that British adults cannot be expected to understand the English of their grandparents' generation is to accept an increasingly illiterate populace. Yes, I know that most of our current government regards education for the masses as unnecessary, but I had hoped not to find it espoused here.

    803:

    This is getting ridiculous. Doesn't anyone understand anything except the last few decades' English any more? The primary meaning of 'man' and 'men' referred to 'mankind' (i.e. what is now called humans), not just male humans, until the politically correct brigade stepped in and started to modify the language. Yes, it's THAT recently. Damning early and mid 20th century authors for not using (very) late 20th century usage is just plain ignorant.

    I suspect some of this is backlash against the Christian (and others?) Biblical literal crowd who want to take mankind out of the meaning and keep women out of power.

    804:

    Could be. But adopting the practices of those bigots is NOT the way to do it.

    805:

    Backlash TO THEM and what they are doing.

    If someone you don't like (or despise) is doing something you don't like you tend to do the opposite.

    806:

    Zey, did not! He, speaks. with EMPHASIS, Mr., Tamborine, Man.

    807:

    Get "sorry, something went wrong on our end."

    808:

    Whereas I take it on its own terms, in the time and culture it was written in.

    I get annoyed when I see "young folks read old classics", and complain about cliches and attitudes that the novel they're reading is the one that created those concepts that became cliches, and broke ground in the first place.

    809:

    A limited, length-of-time appropriate set of worldbuilding. As opposed, for exampe, to Lin Carter, who I like... but in one book managed to have so many lost civilizations and cities in a 10k yr period that they were pushing each other into the sea.

    810:

    Come on, who is the one toughest single hero in the entire trilogy, who one-on-one beats one of the worst?

    If you didn't instantly think of Eowyn, sit down and think about it.

    Gondor should have had statues to Eowyn the Hero.

    811:

    The linguistic shift is not horrible at this point. As reading problems go it's a minor obstacle, at least for me. The big problem was the "his heredity is so amazing and his ancestry so pure" stuff. It just robbed the joy of reading. Once I'd gotten into the parts of the story where he's done introducing new societies/peoples it became a much easier read. It's mainly a problem in the very last parts of Fellowship, The Two Towers, and the beginning of Return of the King.

    There are a couple times (and I've got the original paperbacks with the semi-abstract art, (the 1971 27th printing)) where it might be useful to define a couple of the more baroque words, like "flet," but the language itself is nothing more than a minor hindrance, something like going into a kitchen and discovering that the appliances aren't energy-efficient and have avocado-colored paint.

    812:

    Sounds like me with the Niebelungenlied. Siegfried is a thug. Meets an old man in a trackless forest, only weapon is a spear, but rather than politely stepping aside to let him pass, beats him up and breaks his weapon. (Right, he's going to beat up Odin....)

    And at the end... no, the freakin' Rhinemaidens do not get their gold back (hearing Anna Russel's voice on her recording of the story), it's not Valhalla that gets burned up, it's THE WHOLE BLOODY UNIVERSE. Rhinemaindens, Rhine, et al.

    813:

    You can call it sarcasm as much as you want but ... it's an observation not an accusation. Or something like that.

    My understanding is that Australia has been having wet years trailed 3-5 years later by conflagrations for the last 40,000 years or more. The fire-intolerant plants the colonists found were likely there because the locals deliberately burned fire breaks to protect them before the conflagrations hit. In other words, luck had little to do with it. Work did.

    I'd suggest that, as in California, fire problems will keep happening until the locals do the work, every year, of maintaining their Country--and that last is in the aboriginal sense.

    814:

    Exactly.

    And while we're at it... remember, also, that there was probably a shortage of women. Consider as late as the time of the American Revolution, "till death do us part" meant, in reality, perhaps seven years, when the woman often died in childbirth or of childbirth-related diseases.

    So, a surplus of men. Young men. Remember that the whole original point of the Crusades was to stop intra-European wars.

    815:

    And some of it is, I have decided, agism. For example, Misty Lackey was at a SFwA? some other con, virtually? and said what people thought was "colored", referring to blacks, and they shut her mike off.

    Excuse me, "colored" would have been a very old and unused word in the sixties... but no one sent me the letter saying it was now as insulting as the "n" word. Nor have I seen a notice from the official Society for the Purity of the English Language (as in France) telling me that.

    And none of these people ever consider taking someone aside and speaking to them privately, no, it's a massive public attack.

    816:

    It would be nice if there was a "guide to appropriate speech about race" someplace.

    817:

    Didn't you get the memo? There's no need. As Florida is proving.

    [/snark]

    818:

    Certainly, though the chances are not great. I didn't read the whole thing: it was a single chapter posted on some website somewhere for people to see if they liked it. So it was all introductory material with not a great deal going on either to make it distinctive or to make it stick. People standing around talking about how they might cope (or fail to cope) with some calamity they more or less expected before too much longer, so you could get an idea of what kind of characters they all were and what their situation was like. I think it was set somewhere in the north-east of England, and the possible calamity was the Vikings deciding to pay another visit, but it may have been some other set of invaders or even the next episode of the local nobs' squabble with the nobs next door. Female author and the female characters' collective viewpoint took precedence, at least in that chapter.

    That seems to be about all I can remember, posted on the very faint chance that it might remind someone else of having read the same thing :)

    819:

    @ 810: Yes, Eowyn is superb, and not just for that climactic point - indeed to me that bit comes over immediately as a bit corny, because of the obviously apparent rules-lawyering aspect. Except it's actually not rules-lawyering, it just looks like that because the old prophecy misses out all the important details: it doesn't work just because Eowyn is a woman, it works because of everything that she is.

    @ 812: I first encountered that tale when I was little, in a huge book called "Myths of the Norsemen" by HA Guerber that my grandparents had. At that age it just seemed to me like a conglomeration of all the standard fairy-tale tropes turned up to 11: slaying evil dragons and people sleeping magically for years and only the hero can wake them up and talking to birds and all the rest of it. It was quite a shock to revisit it as an adult and find that my main impression this time round was that this so-called fucking "hero" is a psychopathic piece of shit - do not, whatever you do, help him out or be his friend in any way, because as soon as he gets bored he'll fuck you over for something to do.

    820:

    Your surname at the head of your posts always looks Tolkienish to me, because of Tolkien's liking for Finnish forms. I would sort of wonder how that kind of thing comes over when you are Finnish, but I'm not even sure I know what the question means.

    To me the humour in Shakespeare is a conspicuous example of something that will stop working over the centuries no matter what you do. It's possible to overcome the difficulty of the use of language making it necessary to have it explained how and why something even is a joke before you can see it, but the real problem still remains, that the kind of thing people found funny back then just isn't the same as what's funny now. Especially the bawdy ones, since even with modern bawdy jokes you tend to have to be drunk before they're funny in the first place, unless they're very good.

    821:

    Actually, I like Shakespeare's humour - which probably says something about my compatibility with the modern era :-)

    822:

    Re: 'Plant-based burgers are very frequently ultra-processed precisely because of lower digestibility of unprocessed plant food.'

    Hopefully the processing doesn't remove too many nutrients or add any iffy chemicals ... or salt or sugar.

    EC @821: 'Shakespeare's humour'

    It's been a while since I read any of the comedies; always thought that 'As You Like It' had some of the best lines. Also found it interesting that the Fool (including in Lear) was the sanest person in the room. Maybe why British comedy doesn't seem to go stale - and manages to attract audiences from around the world.

    Moz - Australian fires ...

    Thanks for the article link! BTW - the number of fires as well as their size seem to have increased worldwide so it's not entirely Australia's fault that the rest of the planet is having crappy weather. :)

    Just looked it up - fire requires an oxygen level of at least 16%. Globally, the current oxygen level in the atmosphere is 21%. So if each fire is burning [say] an extra 10%-15% of oxygen producing trees/vegetation each year, in how many years will humans not need to worry about wildfires because there won't be enough oxygen in the atmosphere to sustain any fires*. For the capitalist minded: hey, shares in oxygen futures are gonna spike any year now!

    *Seriously - there are a lot of sci/math folks here who can probably do this calculation on the back of the proverbial envelope. Not sure whether keeping warm or food would also become an issue.

    823:

    puppy who'll rip off the hand that feeds her

    Who knew that "fed by hand" was ambiguous?

    I agree with you and Heteromeles, people aren't setting the country on fire and that's a problem. Sadly it's not a problem that I can do much about directly. Well, without getting into trouble anyway.

    We were talking about this at landcare the other way, there's a ~5m wide strip of riparian land between some mangroves and a racecourse that's being overtaken by fire-sensitive weeds. The existing terrestrial trees are mostly fire-tolerant natives so the solution is obvious.

    Except for the gas pipeline buried in that strip, and the various electrical doodads the racecourse have mounted on the tin fence. I expect the pipeline would be fine, but I also expect the owners would be unhappy. The racecourse would definitely lose a bunch of stuff though.

    So we continue annoying everyone by tearing out weeds (balloon vine and moth vine especially) and piling them next to the path. Council have suggested that they can't approve that because they don't really have the capacity to come and pick it up, and the racecourse don't have anything to do with it because it's not their land. But if we don't clear them the path becomes impossible to navigate (it's a 2.5m wide strip on concrete!) So the real choice is between dodging piles of dead vine and fighting through curtains of live vine. While collecting the sticky seeds of asthma weed and farmer's friend that grow enthusiastically at ground level. Or prickly lettuce which is actively unpleasant to touch.

    Some in the landcare group struggle a bit with overplanting as a concept (mostly!). So a couple of us have been trying to explain that trad and kikuyu are better weeds than the others. Some of that area is a lush carpet of trad that mostly suffocates everything else. Which is great! Trad is annoying when it's the only weed, but compared to the other stuff that it suppresses it's a delight. And it's easy enough to punch holes in it and plant shrubs or other ground cover when we have the resources to do that. There's even a native that looks very similar (scurvy weed, blue flowers instead of white) but having both in the same area is a PITA because they're somewhat hard to tell apart (so volunteers often rip out the native as well/instead). Other than flowers the easy sign is the tubers... once you've ripped them out it's obvious you've made a mistake.

    824:

    SFR
    the Fool (including in Lear) was the sanest person in the room. - back to Kipling:
    "Rahere, more of a Priest than a Jester, & more of a Wizard than either" ...
    His foundation, Bart's Hospital, is celebrating 900 years of operation, right now! - so there.

    NOTE: Kipling quote is from: "The Tree of Justice"

    825:

    The intent of simplifying for a new generation is not to censor - indeed, the Loeb idea presents both old and revised text side-by-side, so that you can see what edits have been made at-a-glance, and can decide for yourself whether a given change is beneficial to your comprehension or not - but to make valuable material accessible to an audience who would otherwise be turned off by language that feels "wrong" to them.

    And I had hoped that people on this blog would understand that expanding the audience of great works is generally considered a cultural good - instead of limiting the audience to those who can read them in their original form, you expand to those who are interested, and you give them a reason to learn more about how English has evolved over the years. I'm disappointed to hear that you instead take the position that we should gatekeep literary works so that only those of noble enough upbringing can read them.

    826:

    Re: 'Rahere ... St Bart's Hosp'

    Thanks - very interesting bit of history: the founder, the hospital, the circumstances. Would make a great movie and a welcome change from the sword/bow&arrow wielding 'hero' stereotype most associated with that era.

    If most real court jesters were like Rahere then their role in Shakespeare's plays makes more sense. Sorta the British spin on the ancient Greek dramatic god/goddess stepping out from the chorus or from behind a mask to explain a peculiarity of human existence to the audience.

    827:

    Re: '... ~5m wide strip of riparian land between some mangroves and a racecourse that's being overtaken by fire-sensitive weeds'

    I read the descriptions of the weeds. So it comes down to: toxic chemicals that will likely seep into the local water supply or a controlled fire. Not a great set of options. Good luck!

    828:

    Thanks. We just keep weeding and planting, weeding and planting...

    829:

    Whereas I take it on its own terms, in the time and culture it was written in.

    That often takes a fair bit of historical knowledge, especially as you go further back in time. Even historians get tripped up when out of their area. Not only linguistic drift, but also regional variations.

    I have friends who are professional translators, and they often remark about the difficulty of really understanding a text written in a language when you know the language but aren’t familiar with the culture, because you miss a lot of subtleties.

    830:

    Thanks. We just keep weeding and planting, weeding and planting..

    Yup. my wife and I just spent an odd hour hand pulling a patch of carnation spurge. It was fun.

    831:

    Except it's actually not rules-lawyering, it just looks like that because the old prophecy misses out all the important details

    Didn’t anyone tell the Nazgul that prophecies always tell the truth in a misleading way?

    832:

    Actually, I like Shakespeare's humour - which probably says something about my compatibility with the modern era

    As with music, we tend to like the humour of our youth. Just how elderly are you? :-)

    833:

    Just how elderly are you?

    Well, he's apparently elderly among the Cynics who started around 400 BCE. So I'm guessing he's approaching his 26th century...

    834:

    So I'm guessing [Elderly Cynic]'s approaching his 26th century...

    Of course, that explains it. He's Enoch Root!

    835:

    ... or even Enoch Rootkit? :-)

    836:

    Rbt Prior
    And also, JRRT's continued fascination with riddles, which comes, also, from his professional work in ancient languages, especially Anglo-Saxon

    837:

    I was nevr really into that sort of hacking, though I have done some of it!

    But it appears this forum has the sam opinion of me as my daughters do :-)

    838:

    I have no objection to the Loeb idea - indeed, I was looking for one that has the original text and (preferably) Tolkein's translation of Beowulf, to see if I could learn Anglo-Saxon, oops, Old English. I am equally happy with annotations, as true footnotes (i.e. not interspersed text, and not as an appendix).

    My objection was to the rewriting of classics to render their language (and later, their content) to fit with modern ideas of political correctness, because modern readers shouldn't be expected to understand pre-revisionism English. As distinct from educating the readers, which is the alternative approach. That was the main context of the thread (see YOUR post #794), and is what is being done to Dahl and others. That is censorship, pure and simple.

    Tolkein is my grandparents's age, Clarke is my parents' and, as I said, the word 'mankind' had no sexist connations in MY youth (I accept that I am old enough to be a grandfather of school children). No, English has NOT changed much in the past hundred years, and not all that much in two hundred. School children's problems with Kipling are the societies he is describing, NOT his language, which I accept are truly alien to modern urbanites; that's why they don't have the same problems with Doyle.

    839:

    :-) through TBH I just couldn't resist the word association...

    840:

    That's what I thought :-)

    Harking back to Shakespeare's jokes, I was also thinking of the ones in the tragedies. His audience was mostly 'ordinary' people, from a wide variety of backgrounds, and a lot of the jokes are fairly vulgar and what would now be regarded as offensive - e.g. mocking Welshmen. I don't remember many requiring a subtle knowledge of class or subtle social conventions, as is common with some later authors.

    841:

    seems to have been an omniclusterfuck. Lackey, while praising Samuel Delaney, referred to him as a "colored writer", deeply offending at least one blogger. She was virtually removed from the virtual con. Reactions varied from "I didn't get that memo" to "read the dictionary definition". Her husband vigorously defended her. Samuel Delaney, an old friend, said he wasn't offended. It's all chronicled on File770 https://file770.com/mercedes-lackey-removed-from-the-nebula-conference/comment-page-1/

    842:

    @Mikko Parviainen #795:

    Of course I can't read that many languages on a novel level, but mostly I read in English anyway. Sadly. (Recommendations for contemporary SF in Swedish or German appreciated, though :) )

    Not SF and not really contemporary, but I do recommend some of Jan Guillous works; especially the original 9 (10) novels of Hamilton, and the Arn Magnusson trilogy. The latter is historical fiction concerning the formation of Sweden without coming of as too nationalistic. Hamilton on the other hand is more of a classic action/spy thriller, but should really be read with the following spoilerific question in mind: At what point does Hamilton become criminally insane?

    843:

    Yes. I remember one person of sub-Saharan ancestry who used the word 'black' in public to refer to himself, and was damned for being racist.

    844:

    30 years ago on late night US TV on an interview show the host asked an actor of Native American descent how his heritage should be used. The actor said something along the lines of:

    "On the reservations we refer to each other as "skins. But I'd not suggest you use that on a visit."

    845:

    "My objection was to the rewriting of classics to render their language (and later, their content) to fit with modern ideas of political correctness, because modern readers shouldn't be expected to understand pre-revisionism English."

    Agreed completely, with a couple caveats.

    First, language being what we think with, that asking questions about what your language says about the society you live in, or the society which formed your native language shouldn't be remotely off limits.

    Second, that if anyone should have been aware that language changes, it was Tolkien. Had he known how his phrasing might have been interpreted he might have written otherwise - he certainly spoke harshly-enough about how the Nazis misinterpreted Anglo-Saxon mythology - but that's simply not a rewrite anyone but J.R.R. Tolkien could do. (My copy of Fellowship, due to the vagaries of used bookstores, is a slightly different text (and different cover art) than the edition which was common in the fifties and sixties, and Tolkien's introduction discusses his own minor revisions to the text, but unless someone has psychic powers... I'd just as soon leave the whole thing alone.)

    846:

    Yes. It's an amazing thing to watch. It's one of the reasons I'd like to see etiquette classes revived; we could judge everyone by what year they took the class and whether they're living up to the standards of that year, and nobody could evade the standard into which they should have been habituated.

    847:

    and nobody could evade the standard into which they should have been habituated.

    Born in 1954. The standards changed every few years then yearly or more often from when I entered school in 1960 until I left local schools in 1972 and continued to change in college and early work situations. And are changing still.

    Where do I drive the stake in the ground?

    848:

    That's exactly what I'm saying. My grandfather was born in 1899 into an what had been an anti-slavery church prior to the civil war. When he wanted to speak politely about a Black person he'd use the word "Ne---"* because he'd been taught that this was the appropriate word to use, and frankly, he no longer had the flexibility to change when the polite word became "Black" during his sixties.* (Anyone who thinks he's a racist will be asked to step outside.) If he was speaking casually, he'd say "Ni----." (At one point "colored" was also the polite term, until "Ne--- was argued for by W.E.B. Dubois, so my grandfather had possibly made one such change already.)

    Just as with the discussion of Tolkien, language changes, and what's meant by that languages changes, and how it's used socially changes... I'd hope our society could be sane enough not to eject people for using the words they'd been taught were polite!

    https://www.brookings.edu/blog/the-avenue/2020/06/16/a-public-letter-to-the-associated-press-listen-to-the-nation-and-capitalize-black/

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Negro

    • When the word was first capitalized in the New York Times, Black people danced in the streets.
    849:

    The trouble with capitalizing "black" - and Chip Delany isn't worried about it - is that to me, at least, it requires capitalizing "white"... and people who push that I usually see as racists.

    850:

    whitroth
    I think I'll stick with "pink" / "pale brown" / "dark brown" ... there are a few actually black people, but Melanesians aren't common around here.

    851:

    Unfortunately so - there is an example in UK politics as we post :-(

    852:

    "Where do I drive the stake in the ground?"
    At the top. ;-)

    853:

    I push for capitalizing both. As in Black, White, Asian, Buddhist, Gay, Elven, Orcish, etc. When you see them all lined up at once the consistency is obvious.

    854:

    Personally, I identify as beige, or many salmon. There's a clear difference between me and the color of a sheet of paper. And I'm not Elric....

    855:

    I don't want to be capitalised.

    856:

    whitroth @ 849:

    The trouble with capitalizing "black" - and Chip Delany isn't worried about it - is that to me, at least, it requires capitalizing "white"... and people who push that I usually see as racists.

    If I'm not thinking about it I mostly don't capitalize either one ... or will switch back and forth between capitalizing and not capitalizing with no apparent rhyme or reason.

    But if I do think about it (which mostly happens when proofreading something before I post) I will capitalize both; especially if I notice I have unthinkingly capitalized one but not the other.

    857:

    whitroth @ 854:

    Personally, I identify as beige, or many salmon. There's a clear difference between me and the color of a sheet of paper. And I'm not Elric....

    For purposes of the U.S. Census Bureau data, I'm "white" (or "White"). Other than that I don't care.

    My actual skin tone falls somewhere between Type I and Type II on the Fitzpatrick scale.

    858:

    But where are you on the Bristol Chart? That's the important question.

    My concern with capitalising is the punishment aspect.

    859:

    Almost as gobsmacking as the time, 'lo these many years ago, I heard Steven Barnes refer to himself as the "only Black science fiction writer." I was too speechless to ask if he'd ever heard of Samuel Delaney and Octavia Butler.

    860:

    There's a children's picture book, which I saw many many years ago an the Indigenous Art Fair in Darwin, that talks about all the colours "white" people really are -- pink, brown, red etc. Can't find it now.

    861:

    One of my favourites was "all my Lego minifigs are yellow". Which is sadly no longer true, they started making brown ones about the time they starting including guns in sets. Now you get pink as well, and they have even made a tiny number of white ones.

    I'd have been happier if they stuck to yellow and just said "if your skin is yellow you need to see a doctor. Urgently".

    But Lego have learned that they need to follow the market if they want to sell lots of toys. So there's gender-specific Lego as well as age-specific. One of my sources of amusement is including all sorts of Lego figs in my display models at Lego fan events. I can't find a single web page that lists all the different type of dolls but this catalogue page seems closest (over 100 sections!)

    862:

    Re: 'School children's problems with Kipling are the societies he is describing, NOT his language, which I accept are truly alien to modern urbanites; that's why they don't have the same problems with Doyle.'

    Only ever saw the Disney version of Kipling therefore no idea what types of societies he described. That said, if the current sociopoliticoeconomic trends continue in the UK & US, we'll be back to much more defined and rigid class systems ... as per many discussions on this blog and as per a book/author I recently learned about.

    After looking up his bio and reviews of his latest book, I watched a couple of YouTube videos where he discussed of his new book. Based on the similar discussions on this blog, I thought folks here might also be interested. (I'm guessing that this book will probably be at local public libraries.)

    Here's the UK interview/talk:

    'Poverty, by America - In conversation with Matthew Desmond'

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Izyb_6jFlRQ

    Here's the US interview/talk - lots of overlap with the UK talk but also a few differences in details discussed.*

    'Matthew Desmond: Poverty, by America'

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kz7HXwQViwI&t=2940s

    Based on his bio on Wikipedia, he's good at researching and discussing his topics in a real world understandable way.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthew_Desmond

    'Desmond was awarded a Harvey Fellowship in 2006 and a MacArthur Fellowship in 2015.[2][14] He won the 2017 Pulitzer Prize for General Nonfiction, the 2017 PEN/John Kenneth Galbraith Award, and the 2016 National Book Critics Circle Award for his work about poverty, Evicted: Poverty and Profit in the American City.[15][16] His 2017 Pulitzer Prize citation read, "For a deeply researched exposé that showed how mass evictions after the 2008 economic crash were less a consequence than a cause of poverty."[17]'

    • Per the US YT video, he'll be meeting with some DEM policy people at the WH so it may be a good idea to become familiar with his research and POV.
    863:

    My concern with capitalising is the punishment aspect.

    it has a slight whiff of power play about it, a bit like the neopronoun thing

    864:

    What I like about pronouns is when people take offence at retropronouns thinking they're neopronouns* because they're simply ignorant (I wrote 'profoundly' but decided that likely overstates the thought behind the taking offence). The great thing for some of us is that calling everyone they/them offends a particular side, and it's one we want to offend.

    OTOH referring to Elon Musk by his chosen pronouns just confuses everyone. That's was probably prosecutes intention.

    I was also thinking about capital punishment, which is different from capitalisation punishment but Only sLigHtLY. Which bits get chopped down to size matters.

    * also, how old does a neopronoun have to be before it's no longer new? The common ones are close to 50 years old now...

    865:

    "Capitalization Punishment?" Don't be silly. Capitalize everything anyone might conceivably worry about and don't worry about it yourself.

    866:

    I am disappointed that the term for someone from Perth is not Perthruvian. I can understand people from Melbourne not calling themselves Melbunions, but Perthruvian seems pretty innocuous.

    867:

    Why would the term for someone from Perth be Perthruvian? The word "Perth" derives from a Pictish word for "wood" or "copse", and the city was also formerly known as "St John's Toun", a fact still commemorated by the city's Association Football club "St Johnston FC".

    868:

    Coz no-one seems able to suggest a better one. And since google had zero hits for that term I thought I should add one. What affix does Pictish use for "people from" anyway?

    869:

    Moz @ 858:

    But where are you on the Bristol Chart? That's the important question.

    My concern with capitalising is the punishment aspect.

    Four.

    I believe there are some who DO deserve it, but I don't have confidence the government will get it right every time, so what's the alternative? With "LWOP", there's at least a small chance of reversing any mistakes.

    But too often "LWOP" doesn't really mean a life sentence. Killers get out after a few years and are free to kill again.

    870:

    I prefer the economists approach: it's cheaper to provide rehabilitation services with great enthusiasm and vigour, reserving long term prison for those who fail rehabilitation.

    But for those living in a vengeance-based legal system execution is probably a kindness. But if it were done when ’\tis done, then ’twere well it were done quickly*, as the late bard wrote**.

    * harking back to the "as originally written with no changes ever" discussion. Thou shalt read the original text, the end.

    ** who shall remain unamed due to being variously Shakp, Shaksper, Shakspe, Shakspere, Shakspere, Shakspeare with the modern spelling mostly absent from the man's actual writing.

    871:

    SFR
    Kipling was an amzingly perceptive & penetrating observer of the societies he saw at the time, including, surprisingly to many, criticism of those societies & their hang-ups.

    John S
    Those for whom any form of rehabilitation is possible are very few, indeed.
    Most peple, I reckon over 90%, possibly 95% can be persuaded to improve/reform.
    BUT
    There remains the tiny, horrible remainder: /
    In two very different fields, I'm going to name two:
    1. B de Piffle Johnson ... he cannot & will not ever stop lying & cheating.
    2. J Venables, child murderer, who has had to be returned to prison, several times ... for entirely different reasons, he's like BJ - he cannot, ever, be trusted.

    NOTE: If the last two numbered bits are thought "dodgy" - please delete?

    872:

    Capitalise Them All And god Will Know His Own.

    873:

    Those for whom any form of rehabilitation is possible are very few, indeed. Most peple, I reckon over 90%, possibly 95% can be persuaded to improve/reform.

    I suspect you have a "not" missing, as those two sentences appear to contradict each other

    874:

    I am glad you asked - this is currently an, er, issue for me :-)

    875:

    The main one was that he wrote about expatriates' life in India and elsewhere; I am a colonial and recognise far more of what he was writing about than modern British (or American) readers would.

    876:

    You poor bugger. My sympathy goes out to you.

    877:

    Thanks, but I am OK. It's just a question of getting the codeine/Laxido balance right ....

    878:

    My sister thought Jackson retconned some LGBTQ representation into the way Sam looked at Frodo in the movies, and I can kind of see it

    There was no need - just reread between the lines in the appendix/epilogue to LOTR about "what they did next".

    Specifically, Legolas and Gimli, and what incredibly close friends they were... Never married, stayed together until they died...

    Tolkien joined a mass-conscription army fighting a war against an existential threat; such organisations tend to worry less about "no LGBT here intolerance; being able to trust someone with your life, matters more than their taste in partners. Take Siegfried Sassoon MC; I suspect that within his battalion, everybody knew, nobody cared.

    879:

    868 - No-one seems to be able to suggest a better idea than your's. Maybe nobody except you actually cares at all? Maybe we mostly think it's a non-issue?

    871 bullet 1 - I agree about Alexander Bozo de Falafel Johnson being a serial liar etc. Witness the "40 new hospitals" which have turned out to be more like 7 (including rebuilds) for example.

    880:

    they didn't die tho, they sailed off to the grey havens together, unless that means they died, i was never certain about what that entailed

    but "historians will say they were roommates", indeed

    my favorite inference (?) about lotr is this one.

    881:

    Yes. I remember one person of sub-Saharan ancestry who used the word 'black' in public to refer to himself, and was damned for being racist.

    There's a lot of illogic and inconsistency in this whole mess. Much is an attempt to avoid words perceived as slurs, interacting with the process where the replacement terms themselves become seen as slurs in their turn.

    There is also the way that different parts of the world seem to have different ideas. I've just got back from South Africa, where there are strong distinctions between White, Coloured and Black. My wife and I ended up chatting to our drivers quite a bit during long distance transfers, and the ones trying their best to explain colour politics in the country were the ones who self-described as Coloured.

    (It wouldn't surprise me that were I to spend more than my scant fortnight there, I'd come to a much better, and possibly quite different, understanding.)

    882:

    Where do I drive the stake in the ground?

    Traditionally, wherever you've buried the vampire, or it least its heart…

    883:

    My favourite factlet about Tom Bombadil is that Michael Tolkien flushed him down the loo.

    884:

    Capitalise Them All And god Will Know His Own.

    WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST MIDDLE LETTERS? GIVE THEM THE RESPECT THEY DESERVE!!!!!

    885:

    historically, the apartheid regime classified mixed race individuals as Coloured. Famously, South African cricketer Basil dD'Oliviera came to England, where we may have been a bit racist in places but not if got in the way of sports, and was soon selected for the England cricket team, eventually precipitating the D'Oliviera Affair with his potential inclusion in the England team to tour SA

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basil_D'Oliveira

    886:

    "There's a children's picture book, which I saw many many years ago an the Indigenous Art Fair in Darwin, that talks about all the colours "white" people really are - pink, brown, red etc. Can't find it now."

    That was a standard in Britain. I remember it being presented to a Lancashire lass who had somehow got to the age of 20 or so without knowing any black people unexpectedly finding herself in a conversation with one, and struggling to find a polite word to use. She eventually came up with "coloured", to which he responded "No. You are coloured. We are black", followed by the same expansion of the argument that that book was presenting.

    887:

    I have no idea who the author of that page is, but I can discount him without a second thought. "No one complained when Jackson left out Bombadil"? Really? So the dozens and dozens of articles I remember of people being upset with him leaving out Bombadil are, in fact, false memory?

    And the author has everything backwards. It's a refuge, not for evil, but rather for everything that humans and others would destroy. And if some of them turned nasty in response to having lost huge realms (let's see, Malcolm X, and Native Americans, and such don't exist, of course), this is Evil?

    888:

    Martin
    See also: Walter Tull - right ...

    889:

    Greg Tingey 871:

    John S
    Those for whom any form of rehabilitation is possible are very few, indeed.
    Most peple, I reckon over 90%, possibly 95% can be persuaded to improve/reform.
    BUT
    There remains the tiny, horrible remainder: /
    In two very different fields, I'm going to name two:
    1. B de Piffle Johnson ... he cannot & will not ever stop lying & cheating.
    2. J Venables, child murderer, who has had to be returned to prison, several times ... for entirely different reasons, he's like BJ - he cannot, ever, be trusted.

    NOTE: If the last two numbered bits are thought "dodgy" - please delete?

    As I noted, I am not bothered by the death penalty itself, but I find it is capriciously and unjustly applied. I don't think government has the ability to administer capital punishment fairly, so even though there are some who DESERVE the death penalty, we should eliminate it from our system. But there has to be some way to protect innocent society from the depredations of those who have murdered and will murder again given ANY chance to do so.

    How do you guarantee someone who has murdered, particularly murdered in a cruel & brutal manner ... how do you guarantee they have been rehabilitated and it is safe for the public for them to be released? How many times should they have to be rehabilitated again to protect the public from their depredations ... and AGAIN?

    I just don't see how rehabilitation works any better than capital punishment.

    And I don't think "retribution" should be completely ruled out in sentencing either. There are more victims than just the person murdered. Shouldn't those OTHERS harmed by the murderer have rights as well? What about parents & loved ones devastated by loss?

    Life Without Parole (LWOP) is not perfect, but it's less problematic than the death penalty OR allowing murderers to rehabilitate themselves & go free only to murder again.

    ... AND - if it turns out the government got it wrong; that the convicted person was NOT GUILTY after all, it IS still possible to correct the mistake & atone for the wrong (however imperfectly).

    890:

    How do you guarantee

    Pervasive surveillance and lots of police will do most of it, although it gets tricky because you need people to police the police and so on. Some people have the goal of automating most of this. Sadly most in favour of this solution also seem to prefer to err on the side of over-policing with the resulting excess deaths problem.

    The purist solution would be to prevent all contact between people, thus removing the opportunity to murder. That would also realise the "no society, just individuals" theory of humanity, but absolutely guarantee wholesale mental illness and a high suicide rate. It would probably be less successful at reproducing itself than explicitly chaste religious communities, and for the same reason.

    In reality you can't guarantee that no-one will commit murder, all you can do is try to push society in the direction of fewer murders. Or less crime in general, since there doesn't seem to be much research into "fewer murders, other crime not important". To see this working you need to look outside the US and its associated nations - maybe Singapore or American Samoa?

    Oh, you mean allowing people to only murder once? Same process, but you put the people who've used their quota in some kind of gulag.

    891:

    well, he didn't survey the multitudes and neither did i, but i still enjoy the idea of a refuge for evil masquerading as one for good, even if (as he says) he doesn't believe tolkein meant it that way

    interpretation is the reader's privilege

    892:

    Quite. Really the didactic response here is that the world can be divided between people who have committed brutal murders, and people who haven't done that yet. Sure capital punishment is the only guaranteed prevention for recidivism, but there's an underlying assumption that recidivism is more likely than organic atrocity in the first place and I don't think that's demonstrated. Also the relationships between retribution, deterrence and rehabilitation are all more complex than most people want to think about, with perceived likelihood of detection a strong control factor, especially among the "haven't done that yet" category.

    893:

    No Irish/potato jokes, please, Greg, particularly in the middle of a subthread on colonialism/genocide/reparations. Or do you need a history lesson?

    894:

    I remember a lecture from a senior prison officer many years ago now. He believed that the vast majority of the murderers they had on life sentances were no more likely than anyone else to kill again, because most murders are due to particular circumstances that were unlikely to recur.

    895:

    Only talking about murder[1] sweeps a lot of human behavior under the rug.

    I have a relative who would rather spend 20 hours making $2000 in breaking the "rules" or conning someone, than 10 hours earning $4000 by working for it.

    That just seems to be the way his brain is wired. Environment or Genetics, I don't know but that is how he has been operating since his teens for 60 years. Maybe earlier. But I bumped up against various degrees of this thinking over the years as an IT consultant. There are just a lot of people out there who have no compunction against stealing something if they feel they will not get caught.

    [1] There are a very few who just have no problem killing someone they consider "in their way". These folks just have no moral compass dealing with the lives of others. This is separate from a lot of murder situations in US law dealing with people getting killed as a side effect of another crime. Or a fight getting out of hand.

    896:

    There's not merely an elephant in the room with this, there's a complete herd of mammoths.

    Every soldier who has been in combat, and killed.

    What are the odds that any of them will kill outside of a war?

    897:

    diabolix
    In the nicest possible way - get stuffed.
    There is an Irish gentleman on our plots who told me that one, whilst we were discussing ... potatoes.
    Specifically, the difficulty of getting some varieties, that are very common "across the water" but not here, or not now. Even more specifcally an old variety called "British Queen" (Meaning Vicky, of course ) - which is a "second early" with very good flavour & beautiful floury texture.
    We then turned to bemoaning another aspect of the monumental fuck-up of Brexit, which has royally totally screwed with seed & plant supplies across all parts of the British Isles, to no-one's benefit.

    "Murder"
    What a load of bollocks is being talked here, apart from AJ (He/him)
    Remember the "Narwhal Tusk" incident?
    The man with the tusk was a convicted, rehabilitated murderer, or did no-one notice that?
    Oops - whitroth @ 896: YES.

    898:

    So if a third person tells you to knock off telling that one, will you stop until another Irish person tells it to you? Do you feel free to tell every every joke you hear, or does it have to be person-to-person? What's the "I'm allowed tell this joke" arithmetic?

    899:

    whitroth @ 896:

    There's not merely an elephant in the room with this, there's a complete herd of mammoths.

    Every soldier who has been in combat, and killed.

    What are the odds that any of them will kill outside of a war?

    Not every soldier who has been in combat has killed. As for the odds that combat veterans will kill outside of war, I think the odds are about the same as for non-veterans.

    900:

    Any idea how the odds change for soldiers who've murdered in combat?

    That's quite an important distinction in the context of "we should execute people". Otherwise you have a potential cascade of executing executioners and/or you're going to find it very hard to find executioners.

    Observing the various Australia war crimes problems it seems that people who will murder in combat will also lie vigorously to cover it up. I don't know that there were any consequent murders as part of the cover-ups, but OTOH it seems likely that there have been successful cover-ups. What we know of their sexual assault epidemic supports that theory (viz, that a culture of successfully concealing lawbreaking exists).

    901:

    I'm not saying "you're not allowed to tell this joke because it's racist"; I'm saying "don't tell it on the interweb because it's not funny outside Sarf-East Ingurlundshire"! Point taken?

    902:

    Moz @ 900:

    Any idea how the odds change for soldiers who've murdered in combat?

    I don't have enough information about soldiers who commit murder on the battlefield to even guess. I note that language is really loaded; psyops & propaganda level loading.

    Most killing in combat WOULD NOT BE MURDER. The little I know from personal experience is most soldiers don't want to kill anyone, but will do their duty under fire. A significant portion will not shoot even then.

    That's quite an important distinction in the context of "we should execute people". Otherwise you have a potential cascade of executing executioners and/or you're going to find it very hard to find executioners.

    I don't think we should execute people. I believe there are some people whose crimes are heinous enough that they deserve execution, but I have concluded that government is not competent to identify these people with no mistakes and bring them to justice.

    There's still too much chance of murderers going free and/or innocent people being convicted. So we shouldn't use capital punishment - even in the cases where the perpetrator deserves it.

    I do not oppose capital punishment on principle, I oppose it as a practical matter. The government will inevitably fuck it up & get it all wrong. And there's no way to undo it after.

    OTOH, "Life in Prison" is an inadequate response to those crimes, but appears to me to be the least unjust thing we can do. But for premeditated murder or murder with malice, it does have to be LIFE in prison.

    And IF, it turns out later that the courts DID get it wrong and imprisoned someone for a crime they DID NOT COMMIT, they can be released and compensated (recognizing that no amount of compensation will be adequate or just) ... at least it doesn't result in the irreversible execution of an innocent.

    No system of justice can be PERFECT, we just have to do the best we can and try to come as close to perfection as we can.

    Observing the various Australia war crimes problems it seems that people who will murder in combat will also lie vigorously to cover it up. I don't know that there were any consequent murders as part of the cover-ups, but OTOH it seems likely that there have been successful cover-ups. What we know of their sexual assault epidemic supports that theory (viz, that a culture of successfully concealing lawbreaking exists).

    I think it's quite likely that people who commit war crimes would commit crimes if they had remained civilians; had never been in uniform.

    There's nothing I can see about being in the military or being sent into combat that would make one inherently prone to commit war crimes or become a criminal later. The military tries to weed out sociopaths & psychopaths because they more of a danger to our own than they would be to the enemy.

    I don't know of any case where murders were committed to cover up war crimes. Covering up a war crime is itself a war crime and should be prosecuted as such - same as an accessory to murder in civilian life should be.

    903:

    I don't think it's possible to avoid loaded language when we're talking about unlawful killing. Committing murder as a war crime isn't somehow less offensive than doing so in a non-combat situation.

    I think there's a selection effect where people who want to kill are more likely to try joining the military (or in the US, the police). While I'm sure most militaries try to weed those people out I'm not convinces they're always successful. And then we get into militaries that make great use of mercenaries private military contractors. Who no doubt have very cost-effective HR processes...

    There's also a lot of fun trying to train people to obey, quickly, even when they're told to kill someone; but also be very, very careful to scrupulously obey all laws at all times. The latter doesn't work at all on the road, for example, because the culture of impunity overwhelms even people who might be inclined to obey the laws suggestions. And we know that at least the Australian military have a culture of domestic violence, sexual assault and other "escapades". Which allegedly some people are trying to reform, but we've definitely in the "more cases coming to light" stage rather than the "making final tweaks" stage.

    904:

    I think there's a selection effect where people who want to kill are more likely to try joining the military (or in the US, the police)

    I'm not a veteran but know a lot. Both police and military in the US.

    I think you're mixing up wanting to join with able to hide better in plain sight.

    As JohnS said, the military and most police groups of any size don't want the lone gunmen types. But if they get in they can exist in a bad state easier. If not they tend to go loner or join the militia type groups.

    As to the partner abuse, I suspect, and it seems to be born out by studies, that the stress of military life accentuates such things. Substandard housing, child care, schooling, etc.[1] And the US military is working to tone it down and fix many of the issues. Not very evenly at times. And based on my conversations with an in law in law, retired cop and ex MP, there is a lot of abuse in and out of the military. But the military seems to get more of the headlines.

    He died before I could meet him but the family story is that my would be father in law got off the fast career track when as a colonel he got into disputes with his general at (I think) 7th Corp over sub standard housing for the lower ranks.

    905:

    There's also a lot of fun trying to train people to obey, quickly, even when they're told to kill someone; but also be very, very careful to scrupulously obey all laws at all times.

    This is also probably more fun with conscript armies. I know, not a lot of them around, but we in Finland have one, and for some curious reason there hasn't been much talk about replacing it with a fully professional force in the last couple of years, and even less since Feb 2022.

    Of course the issue is Russia - though I don't think it would've attacked Finland after Ukraine in years even if we hadn't joined NATO. Still it's the main driver for our armed forces.

    Still, the problem is that you want a lot of people who are ready to shoot at other people in a war but the you mostly let them back into the normal society. I think something like 70-80 percent of the men do the conscription service and a couple of thousand of women every year (it's quite a conservative organization so let's not discuss anything else than cismen and ciswomen). The service is 6-12 months depending on what you're trained for, so in a possible war situation there'd be additional training, and there are occasional rehearsals, too.

    I think they do the job reasonably well. We do not have that many shooting killings, though too many knifings, but I don't think they are a consequence of the military service. Of course I have no idea how a real war might turn out, but still it would probably be better to have enough at least somewhat capable troops than a small number of professionals if Russia decided to come over the border. (I think they won't in the next 10-15 years, not anymore after starting the Ukraine war and what with us being in NATO, and in that time there'll be other problems for all of us anyway.)

    906:

    paws
    If an Irish man finds it funny, then your, um, "regional stricture" does not apply, does it?
    She can no longer remember them, but "the boss" recalls being told a long string of Jewish-&-Arab jokes, most of which would now be "Horribly Offensive" by, needless to say a Jewish student & one from (IIRC) one of the Gulf states, at SOAS.
    Mind you this WAS 1982/3.

    John S
    Exactly - some people deserve execution ... but what do you do when you get it wrong?
    And, sometimes, you will get it wrong.

    907:

    it's a bit like the "n-word pass", any given individual irishman is quite at liberty to permit u to let fly with the potato jokes in his presence, but that permission is limited to his presence and cannot be extended to the wider community

    908:

    I'm not convinced that figures describing partner violence by demographic groups are necessarily sound and that apparently significant correlations (as exist pretty clearly for income quintiles, e.g.) are real. I find it somewhat dubious that partner violence is less in high income groups and entirely plausible that reporting rather than prevalence is lower. I don't doubt that the military and police attract the sort of men who by nature of their beliefs about the world are more likely to be perpetrators, but I think that's true for several high income professions too (notably including medicine).

    909:
    If an Irish man finds it funny, then your, um, "regional stricture" does not apply, does it?

    Where was the Irish man, again?

    (I am beginning to suspect that EC's request for you to stop determinedly ignoring context should apply beyond reading comments here.)

    910:

    Anon-etc
    On our allotment-plots, of course! REMINDER: The racial & religious diversity down there is very wide. IIRC, the only time we had any problem when - I'll call him Bakr, to protect the guilty - made disparaging & sounding-sectarian rude remarks about Ms Ismail - he's a fairly strict Sunni. When I pointed this out, I was accused of "racism" - ignoring the fact that I talk to said Ms Ismail ( I still owe her some fennel seedlings ), my neighbour's sister, whose family fled Kashmir, 3 generations back, nice Juanita - from one of the Guyanas &, of course, old Mr Ali. And - one of our longest-serving people, Mr & Mrs Liu & various others. I think we've lost our Finn, unfortunately.

    912:

    906 - Greg, DEAD WRONG. I have Irish forebears and do not find that "joke" remotely funny. Saying "joke, joke" does not make it so. It just makes you guilty of "being English at people".

    911 - anonemouse's link is broken, to the extent that I don't even get a failed link from hovering over it.

    913:

    Aaargh. It was supposed to be a link to your comment at #901.

    914:

    I do not oppose capital punishment on principle, I oppose it as a practical matter. The government will inevitably fuck it up & get it all wrong. And there's no way to undo it after.

    I support capital punishment in only one situation: When someone already in prison kills another prisoner or a guard.

    Given the amount of surveillance in a modern prison, it is pretty much impossible to finger the wrong person, and it removes "I have nothing to lose" mentality of someone imprisoned for life.

    There was a real-life impromptu experiment which supports my position. Soviet Union flip-flopped on death penalty quite a few times during its existence, but under Brezhnev things stood thus: Nobody was executed for just one murder (typical sentence was 12 years), but killing two or more people got you a firing squad, and quickly. Consequently people already in prison for murder were extremely reluctant to kill another prisoner, as they knew it would be the end of them.

    915:

    paws
    So, it isn't funny, even if an Irishman tells it me?

    anon @ 911
    1 km from my door to my hut door.
    Allotments to the immediate N of Waltham Forest Town Hall - map aerial view link

    916:

    I'm not convinced that figures describing partner violence by demographic groups are necessarily sound

    Totally agree. The retired cop I mentioned earlier HATED to go on such calls. And they always tried to go in pairs as many times in breaking up a bad situation BOTH sides would turn on them. At times with weapons. Some people apparently are just habituated to constant fighting and take umbrage at anyone "outside" interfering.

    My wife was on the board of a refuge shelter for battered women for years. Victim shaming (many times by women), stigma, poverty or lack of money in situations with money, power politics, good old boys (and girls) networks, religious situations, and on and on and on make it hard to determine the complete stats in most countries.

    917:

    So, it isn't funny, even if an Irishman tells it me?

    Greg. You're showing your age. (Refer back to those comments about us somewhat being the product of our raising and the social rules have changed.

    Such "making fun of my group" was considered humorous by many not in such minority groups back in the day. Now not so much.

    Times change. Whether you agree with the changes or not. The changes do happen.

    918:

    You can't see how someone telling an anecdote one on one is a different situation to randomly blurting it all over the internet?

    919:

    While I think that your opponents are exaggerating its offensiveness in the Britain and USA of 2023, perhaps I should point out that you got seriously offended by the term "The Smokes" and the quotation "You should try everything once, except incest and folk dancing."

    920:

    Your position is similar to that of White people (known to be racists due to this particular position) who say, "Black people say 'ni**er' all the time, so it's fine if I say it."

    ~Sighs~

    The rule goes something like this. If you're a Jew,* you can tell Jewish jokes. If you're not a Jew, you can't. There are three reasons for this: First, that the Jew will know which jokes his/her own people will find funny vs. offensive, and in what circumstances those jokes can appropriately be told. Second, you're not Jewish, so even if you're not malicious, (and you'll be judged to be malicious whatever is in your heart) your intent can be easily misconstrued, and your judgement about when/where/how to tell that joke is probably poor. Third, shut the fuck up.**

    • Substitute 'Irish' or 'Black' or whatever for Jewish here.

    ** I'm not saying this maliciously, you understand; It's been thirty years since I last went to temple, so I only tell Jewish jokes around family - you get my point, I hope.

    921:

    It is possible to tell a joke without using an ethnic or religious stereotype as the punchline, which is the fulcrum of most jokes of that nature.

    I am reminded of my late grandfather, who could not understand why it was inappropriate for him to use n---- or ch--- to describe a person. "But I'm not a racist, I'm just describing him".

    In practice he was most certainly not a racist, and in his time he actually opened quite a few doors in his corner of the civil service for women and minorities. But his language had not kept up with changing understandings of how language works.

    I have no doubt that in another decade or three there will be some aspect of my language or humour that is horridly offensive to younger folks. At that point it is incumbent on me to grow up and accept advice from the young.

    922:

    I strongly disagree, and do not take offence at reasonable ethnic/disability/whatever jokes aimed at me; exactly the same applies to the use of categorisations. The criterion for when something is UNreasonable should be that it is a touchy subject or terminology, for justifiable reasons. Unfortunately, given the events of the mid-20th century, that applies to almost all Jewish jokes.

    An extreme form is where such usages are used to actively promote discrimination, which is why I regard the term 'Autism Spectrum Disorder' as so offensive. A great many such terms applied to groups of Muslims fall into that category, such as 'Islamic militant'.

    Both of those are examples of why I can't stand political correctness, after the main one that it is an attempt to sweep the problem under the carpet, rather than actually attempting to resolve it. It is also used to discriminate against subgroups that do not have the approval of the politically correct - and note that I said "used" and meant "used".

    923:

    I tell exactly one gay joke, and it was told to me by a gay guy, so I take it as ok. And one could, I suppose, view it as what I understand a "dad" joke is, since no one gets hurt or insulted...

    924:

    It is possible to tell a joke without using an ethnic or religious stereotype as the punchline, which is the fulcrum of most jokes of that nature.

    When I was a boy I repeated the Newfie and Paki jokes then prevalent on the playground without realizing that they were insulting, because I thought Newfies and Pakis were kinds of clown — so when I heard the jokes I visualized someone wearing oversized clothes, a red rubber nose, and a silly wig. And of course you’re supposed to laugh at clowns; they do silly things to make you laugh at them.

    I don’t know whether that was youthful nativity or my (undiagnosed) Aspergers.

    Thinking back, none of those jokes had anything to do with cultural characteristics (real or imputed) so a clown as the subject worked. Like the one about a clown terrorist who burnt his lips trying to blow up a bus... the jokes just needed someone to do something stupid/silly to laugh at.

    925:

    I’ll just note that as someone on the autism spectrum I don’t find it insulting.

    In my case it met the clinical definition of a disorder, in that it has had a negative impact on my life. If I’d received the training we give ASD kids at school now my life would likely have been significantly better. I’ve managed to learn many of the techniques on my own, but having them in my mental toolkit as a teenager rather than figuring them out in my 30s and 40s would have been wonderful.

    As one of the ASD teachers told me, their goal is to work themselves out of a job by teaching their students enough skills that they can happily function in a regular classroom without problems, at which point they will no longer have a clinical disorder because it won’t be causing negative effects.

    926:

    RE: Insensitive ethnic/racial/religious/gender jokes

    Would it be possible to make a movie like "Blazing Saddles" or a TV show like "All in the Family" today?

    927:

    When it comes to judging the works of Kipling and others does no one these days understand what "committing an anachronism" means?

    928:

    "Given the amount of surveillance in a modern prison, it is pretty much impossible to finger the wrong person"

    Immediately there come to mind two possibilities: a brawl or riot, with multiple participants, that leaves some of them dead but nobody able to identify who actually did it; and corrupt prison management, fingering the wrong person on purpose. No doubt there are others as well.

    929:

    Blazing Saddles is one of my favorite movies, and I noticed that the version currently available bleeps out the "N Word." What made the movie possible, at any historical time is that Richard Pryor was Mel Brooks's co-writer. I'm not sure there's a Black comedian right now with the right kind of credibility to get a movie like that made/financed.

    930:

    I should note that we need show like "All In The Family" right now - preferably with an even-less-perfect Archie Bunker than the previous one.

    931:

    I did not say that I find it insulting. I said that I find it offensive, because it has been used to discriminate against me, and is used to discriminate against others. Firstly, I do not go as far as Greta Thunberg and say it is a superpower, but it is NOT a disability, because it has enabled me to achieve results naturally that 'neurotypical' people can't, without considerable effort.

    But, more importantly, if there is any conflict, it is invariably the Asperger's person who is required to change, irrespective of who is at fault or whether it is possible, because it is a 'disorder'. I will give you one example from my work (one of the least serious, but the clearest):

    Someone (female) asked me (by Email) to provide a solution to her problem. I said that, regrettably, it was insoluble, she would need to change the question, and suggested that we meet to discuss how.

    She said that I was being unhelpful, that the problem couldn't be changed, so please to give her a solution. I reiterated the response, a little more bluntly.

    She complained to my management that I was being sexist and offensive, and I was summoned in. I showed the (female) manager the Email, who said "Oh. There's nothing offensive about those, but be more careful next time."

    And, yes, I have actually suffered actual discrimination, and been told that it was my fault because I couldn't understand (a) that people meant something other than what they said and (b) that people read something other than what I said or implied into text or speech (e.g. the above example).

    932:

    Would it be possible to make a movie like "Blazing Saddles" or a TV show like "All in the Family" today?

    Blazing Saddles, not so much. It's point was to offend everyone.

    All in the Family maybe. Archie's humor was portrayed as being wrong almost all the time. And even learned it near the end of the series.

    As to generational things, my father was considered too liberal in race relations in the 60s. Today he'd likely be considered a racist due to some of his comments.

    933:

    David L
    That makes some sort of sense ... maybe.
    Incidentally, said Irish gentleman comes from somewhere between Limerick Jn & Cork & his wife is Breton.
    - which leads ot EC @ 919:
    ... you do realise that that was Arnold Bax deliberately sneering at Rafe Vaughan Williams?
    Needless to say, I'm on R V W's "side".

    DP
    Regarding "Blazing Saddles" - I think not, which is a great shame.

    "Insulting"
    Apart from second-hand "dreadfulness" to third-parties who may not be present ..."sensitivity" - note the quotes ...
    Remember what I said about the ethnic mix on our plots?
    We had one unpleasantness about 2 years back ... we could not prove it, but the Sunni muslim I mentioned earlier may (may not?) have described the nice lady, Juanita, as a "kafir".
    The only person who noted { & maybe understood } that was ... me.
    On going off pop/bang over this & remarking on his religious prejudice - I was the one accused of racism, not him of religious bigotry.
    Oh & Juanita is considerably darker brown than him.
    Complicated, isn't it?

    934:

    On an ENTIRELY DIFFERENT TOPIC

    Is this something really significant, or just commercial puffery? - would be nice to know.

    935:

    Wrong-wing idiots: "but what do you do when the sun's not shining?!?!?!"

    Be nice if it's for real.

    936:

    Moz @ 903:

    I don't think it's possible to avoid loaded language when we're talking about unlawful killing. Committing murder as a war crime isn't somehow less offensive than doing so in a non-combat situation.,/i>

    It just came across (to me) as combat == murder

    937:

    Greg Tingey @ 906:

    John S
    Exactly - some people deserve execution ... but what do you do when you get it wrong?
    And, sometimes, you will get it wrong.

    That's the point I'm trying to make. Any "system of justice" will inevitably get it wrong some time.

    Even though some criminals DO deserve execution, it cannot be undone. So, any society that aspires to a just system should default to LWOP for premeditated murder (which can be undone if you "get it wrong").

    Note also that there are different degrees of murder and some murderers do NOT deserve to die for their crimes; and some do not deserve LWOP. It's complicated.

    938:

    Troutwaxer @ 929:

    Blazing Saddles is one of my favorite movies, and I noticed that the version currently available bleeps out the "N Word." What made the movie possible, at any historical time is that Richard Pryor was Mel Brooks's co-writer. I'm not sure there's a Black comedian right now with the right kind of credibility to get a movie like that made/financed.

    FWIW, Blazing Saddles starred Cleavon Little.

    939:

    It's been thirty years since I last went to temple, so I only tell Jewish jokes around family

    what did u think of the recent chapelle thing?

    if u (and charlie) don't mind me asking

    940:

    Imagine asking Charlie why he wrote Empire Games instead of Stand On Zanzibar; part of the response might be "someone already wrote Stand On Zanzibar nearly 50 years ago." You're probably right that Blazing Saddles wouldn't get made today, and part of the reason why is Blazing Saddles was made and the conversation today is different - compare Get Out, which talks about "post-racial" racism.

    (If you think movies willing to use the words aren't being made today I suggest BlacKkKlansman.)

    941:

    Sorry, I was trying to be careful in drawing the distinction. Not careful enough :(

    942:

    Greg Tingey @ 934: Is this something really significant, or just commercial puffery?

    Perovskite solar cells are certainly a thing. I've been seeing articles about lab prototypes for a few years now. See the link for more details, including the main issues.

    The article you linked says that this is the first commercial production line, which is certainly significant. It's still only a pilot, but it means that some serious money is behind this. Pilot plants aren't built to make a profit in themselves; they are built to move you along the experience curve by another order of magnitude or two. You only build a pilot plant if you have a realistic expectation of scaling up to a full size factory in the near future.

    Exactly how this pans out depends on a bunch of factors. Initially these cells are going to cost more per watt than conventional Si. But cells are not the only cost for a solar farm: land costs too, so more power per m^2 might pay for itself. It also depends on how fast these cells degrade over time, which is still a bit of an imponderable.

    So yes, this is real.

    943:

    committing an anachronism

    The problem with this approach is that you automatically treat the many vocal anti-racists and anti-imperialists in Kipling's day as freaks and kooks, the way they were treated in their day. You can say the past is a different place, but you go quite wrong by concluding it's therefore necessarily simpler and more homogenous than now. In reality the past was just as fractured and political as the present, just as sophisticated in thought and deed. There were people who genuinely believed that Empire was a progressive force (at least for white anglo-saxon men) and people who saw through the easy self-serving assumptions this entailed. Kipling himself is complex and grapples with this, but ultimately falls into the "what-ho, let's teach Johnny native how civilised men kill each other" school and is rightly derided for it (spoiler: it detracts from but does not necessarily eliminate his appeal). You can absolutely use today's standards (earned by the mistakes of history) to judge a bloke by where in the debate of his time he trafficked. It's not against the law, or even anachronistic.

    944:

    That is not true.

    Just because you admit that X should not be damned because the standards of the time were not those of the present day doesn't mean that people who disagreed with X should be regarded as wrong (in any sense). These issues are not black and white, and two opposing sides can be equally right, wrong or neither.

    I am certain that your attitudes will be regarded as evil sometime in the next few hundred years - does that make them so?

    945:

    "She said that I was being unhelpful, that the problem couldn't be changed, so please to give her a solution."

    I have been in similar situations and generally just go with "I'd suggest trying this course of action, [CoA], under the circumstances, but the chances of success are uncertain."

    And be sure to document the entire transaction very well.

    946:

    The history of Blazing Saddles is that Mel Brooks and Richard Pryor co-wrote the film with the idea that Pryor would play the sheriff. However, the studio was afraid that Pryor wouldn't play well in White America, so Cleavon Little was hired to play the part originally written for Pryor - and did it so well that it's impossible to imagine anyone else in the role!

    947:

    She complained to my management that I was being sexist and offensive

    It is entirely possible that this would have happened had you been neurotypical as well, if you hadn't given her what she asked for.

    Some people have learned that it is possible to weaponize their status and use that to get their way. An accusation of sexism is intended to put you on the defensive, and turns the focus of the conflict from "person A is demanding the impossible" to "EC is a bad person which is why they aren't doing what I want". I've seen this tactic used many times in my career, by and against people of all genders, pigmentation, and cultural backgrounds.

    One of the skills they teach our ASD students is how to spot this happening. Not just "how will other people see this" but "how might other people twist this", and how to recognize when someone is pulling this kind of tactic.

    I think I've told my Holocaust story before — of how mentioning a bias in the school's Holocaust Education week display and suggesting corrections brought on accusations of antisemitism from a colleague, of how her losing a grandmother in the Holocaust apparently gave her the moral high ground (and how my losing most of my family in the camps just resulted in her dropping that argument for another), and how when I left the school she adopted my suggestions and got a commendation for them. The accusations were never about antisemitism, but a tactic to maintain and increase control. If I'd had the training my students got I'd have spotted what was happening a lot sooner and not been blindsided.

    It would be lovely to live in a world where such training was unnecessary, but we don't live in that world and so this is useful training. Just as it would be lovely to live in a world where women didn't have to worry about sexual assault, but given we don't live in that world my nieces were taught how to minimize the risk of it happening to them.

    948:

    Any references for this sort of training would be very welcome. I am not good at spotting these or figuring out ways to deal with them, and figuring out how to cope would be preferable to giving up.

    949:

    Whelp, you say that, but I don't think it's true. I don't think even you believe it really follows.

    950:

    Eh? It doesn't follow from anything, but it is assuredly true. I don't damn the people who introduced the laws constraining Roman Catholics in Britain, because there were very good reasons they did that (*), but I don't regard the people who opposed those laws as 'freaks and kooks' (your words). Some of the laws were reasonable, but most were excessive, even initially.

    (*) Several Popes claimed jurisdiction over Britain, sponsored several rebellions, and stated that it was the duty of Roman Catholics to support them, not the government. Indeed, the last instances of popes interfering in British politics were just a few decades back.

    951:

    You are being gratuitously obtuse. I put the critical clauses in bold, but that didn't seem to work :-(

    Yes, I know that, and it is NOT her behaviour I was talking about. She was a nasty and idiotic arsehole, but there are plenty of people like that. It is the response of the management that I was referring to.

    And I am NOT saying that training of people with Asperger's to handle the 'neurotypical' isn't a good idea. I really, really wish that I had had some of that, rather than the treatment I got.

    But the classification as a disorder is used to mean that it is us, and ONLY us, that need any such correction. Nothing about training the neurodeficient, opps, 'neurotypical'. In most cases, this is because they can't even be arsed to listen to what they themselves have said, or to even try to comprehend what the other person has actually said.

    And some of them (including on this thread) regard it as justifiable to blame the Asperger's person for any misunderstanding, no matter how clear the actual words are. And they regard that as reasonable, because it is them that has the disorder.

    As I said, the term 'Autism Spectrum Disorder' of offensive because it is used as justification for discrimination against people with Asperger's.

    952:

    There were people who genuinely believed that Empire was a progressive force (at least for white anglo-saxon men) and people who saw through the easy self-serving assumptions this entailed. Kipling himself is complex and grapples with this...

    Well, yes, obviously.

    The imagined binary is much too simple, even for a sound bite. I'd expect most British people of the time to have believed that the Empire was an overall progressive force, despite its many shortcomings, and with awareness that it was personally advantageous to them.

    ("Inja? What a lovely subcontinent! Let's find somewhere to sit down and then not go home for two hundred years.")

    Kipling was hardly blind to the complexities of the world he lived in. He was also much too good a writer to try fitting all that into one work.

    953:

    India was taken over by a private company under licence, which was almost entirely interested in trade / exploitation, not colonisation, and the empire evolved out of that. The situation in Africa was even less organised (and varied immensely with location). It has been said by a historian that Britain accumulated its empire almost in an absence of mind :-)

    954:

    Any references for this sort of training would be very welcome. I am not good at spotting these or figuring out ways to deal with them, and figuring out how to cope would be preferable to giving up.

    I will see what I can dig up. I retired a few years ago and am no longer in contact with those colleagues, but I will reach out and see if they answer. No promises — everyone is so stressed they may not have the time, even if I promise home-baked cookies.

    From my memory, one tool was rather like a simple version of those 'how to read people' books for managers, except the idea was you applied it to yourself and it suggested several ways people might interpret what you said/did. It was scaffold by the teachers. I think there were videos, but I never saw them.

    One piece of advice I've got (from several people) is to journal — basically document all interactions as factually as you can. It doesn't help spot office politics, but it is useful for covering one's posterior if someone tries twisting the narrative. A detailed dated journal is considered much more reliable than 'well the way I remember it happening…'. Most of the time this is a waste of effort, but the few times it is necessary it can be a lifesaver. It took me years longer than it should have to start taking this advice. :-(

    955:

    You are being gratuitously obtuse. I put the critical clauses in bold, but that didn't seem to work :-(

    No, and yes. I'm struggling to understand what you are saying because clearly we have had different experiences (or have attributed different causalities to the same kind of experience, maybe?). I did miss the intent of your bolding the manager's comment.

    Yes, I know that, and it is NOT her behaviour I was talking about. She was a nasty and idiotic arsehole, but there are plenty of people like that. It is the response of the management that I was referring to.

    That I missed (that that was what you were referring to). After dealing with school admin for three decades, I interpreted your manager as basically wanting you to respond in a way that made any problems disappear, because that has been my experience. Management wants problems to disappear, and mostly isn't concerned with anything else.

    (On one memorable occasion I sat down with the VP to decide what to do about a particular student who had been caught cheating, followed his instruction precisely (wrote a checklist to be certain), and when the mother complained to the superintendent the VP wanted to know why I had taken that particular action — the very one he had instructed me to do the previous week!)

    But the classification as a disorder is used to mean that it is us, and ONLY us, that need any such correction. Nothing about training the neurodeficient, opps, 'neurotypical'. In most cases, this is because they can't even be arsed to listen to what they themselves have said, or to even try to comprehend what the other person has actually said.

    Actually, at my school there was training for all staff in how to modify lessons etc. Wasn't universally followed, and there were very few resources provided, but some effort was there.

    And some of them (including on this thread) regard it as justifiable to blame the Asperger's person for any misunderstanding, no matter how clear the actual words are. And they regard that as reasonable, because it is them that has the disorder.

    And I've encountered people with Aspergers (or who at least claim they have it) who demand that the rest of the world must change to accommodate them, and they need make no effort because any deficiencies on their part are not their fault because of their condition. (One of my students, who was diagnosed, used his diagnosis as a weapon to get his own way all the time. I don't doubt the diagnosis, but he was still a little shit who made everything a fight.)

    As I said, the term 'Autism Spectrum Disorder' of offensive because it is used as justification for discrimination against people with Asperger's.

    I think we've had different experiences. I've always it used as a reason for accommodations rather than discrimination. In my experience, lack of a diagnosis is used as justification for denying accommodations even if the person ticks all the boxes.

    For context, I've spent three decades working in an educational system that is by law required to accommodate labelled disabilities and exceptionalities. Unlabelled ones, not so much — not only are teachers time-crunched and stressed, but there is no way to share advice about students between schools (that kind of thing goes in an IEP not the OSR).

    956:

    I've always seen it used…

    Bloody typos.

    957:

    The British State tried to stop people nominally their subjects from dispossessing others once and, seeing the outcome, resolved never to do that again? :-)

    958:

    anonemouse @ 957:

    The British State tried to stop people nominally their subjects from dispossessing others once and, seeing the outcome, resolved never to do that again? :-)

    You know, seems to me the Cherokee were quite happy to make a treaty that relinquished territory controlled by the Iroquois Confederacy ... and the Iroquois were just as happy to sign treaties giving up Cherokee land.

    959:

    That's an ancient tradition, and the prohibitions against it go back almost as far. Bits of the US and Canada were sold or given by various empires over the years, generally including the inhabitants regardless of any opinion they might have had. And a modern classic in that genre is the gift of Palestine to some Jews. That obviously worked out really well (/s).

    Aotearoa has been dealing with overlaid territorial claims for a long time*. Multiple groups will claim to have been dispossessed of the same thing by the British and each wants to be independently compensated. It makes life ever so much fun for the Waitangi Tribunal.

    Then there's Hans Island which has been fought over by Canada and Norway for many years. If that gets any more tense they might escalate to harsh language (sadly for the international diplomatic community I think they've agreed to partition it).

    * NZ time, anyway. We only have 1000 years of history so for us a century is absolutely ages.

    960:

    Para 3 - That's an interesting argument about Hans Island . Now, explain to us, based on the cited Wikipedia entry, Norway's claim to the island.

    961:

    Sorry, Denmark not Norway. My mistake.

    962:

    I dunno! Did the NAZIS in Germany ever take retribution against jurors whose decisions didn't suit them?

    That's a somewhat odd question, because: what do you mean by 'jurors'? There is no such thing as 'jurors' in the German judicial system, and there never was. Thus the logical answer to your question is: no, because even the Nazis couldn't take retribution against non-existing people.

    Please don't assume that the US judicial system is universal. It very much isn't (just like every other US thing). As far as I understand it (as a layperson), the jury system is something that exists in (some?) common law countries (like the UK and the US). But the common law approach is (more or less?) restricted to the anglosphere.

    And of course the Nazis took very much retribution against judges whose decisions they didn't like (or who happened to be Jews, or Social Democrats).

    963:

    EC @ 950
    Even worse than that, actually ...
    By modern standards ... the "popes" were sponsoring International Terrorism.
    Multiple attempts on the life of Liz I, & actual murders of Willem the Silent, Henri III & Henri IV.
    Mm.

    SS
    The "killer" about Kipling is ... who is his most popular & loved character?
    Mowgli
    Right.

    964:

    That's a perfectly sane national border compared to some other cases. (Search for "Märket".)

    965:

    Then there's Hans Island which has been fought over by Canada and Norway for many years.

    Denmark, not Norway.

    Unlike our neighbours to the south, we felt no necessity to rename Danish pastries as Freedom pastries… :-)

    966:

    Wait for my next novel, Becoming Terran, to come out. It uses the same style as Stand on Zanzibar (created by Dos Passos in his USA trilogy)... and in some ways is similar, and others very different.

    967:

    Ah, yes, CYA documentation. I had one job that I do not normally talk about, and never put it on a resume. It lasted one month. I was told that I wouldn't have to work with BAL (IBM assembly language). The next week, it was I wouldn't have to code it. The week after, it was that I wouldn't have to debug it.

    Meanwhile, from folks that had been working there for years, they said most folks stayed, well, there was the one guy, the previous year.

    Clue: I was living in Austin, out of work, and tried to find work in the Philly area (before the 'Web). I got a call, phone interview, boss claimed I was right for the job, and stopped looking at resumes when he found mine.

    So, the third week, weekly meeting with the VP, I was writing down the major points, and asked him to verify that I had it right.

    And the week after, the end of June, he let me go. As I was heading back to my mom's, where I was staying, I realized what had happened - he'd hired me for the sole purpose of finishing his budget year and spending his budget out, so that it wouldn't get cut....

    968:

    My late wife got tired of me converting "brain dead" to "dain bread". She rewrote it to "Dane bread", and told me to use "Norse pastries".

    969:

    I've used the same construction, but not gotten as far as "Norse Pastries," which is great!

    970:

    MSB @ 962:

    I dunno! Did the NAZIS in Germany ever take retribution against jurors whose decisions didn't suit them?

    That's a somewhat odd question, because: what do you mean by 'jurors'? There is no such thing as 'jurors' in the German judicial system, and there never was. Thus the logical answer to your question is: no, because even the Nazis couldn't take retribution against non-existing people.

    Please don't assume that the US judicial system is universal. It very much isn't (just like every other US thing). As far as I understand it (as a layperson), the jury system is something that exists in (some?) common law countries (like the UK and the US). But the common law approach is (more or less?) restricted to the anglosphere.

    And of course the Nazis took very much retribution against judges whose decisions they didn't like (or who happened to be Jews, or Social Democrats).

    I'd have to go back and look, but IIRC, that was a throw-away rhetorical question in a discussion ABOUT the U.S. judicial system - responding to a comment assuming the U.S. system was wrong because it wasn't identical to the U.K. system.

    Why not go back and find whoever I was responding to and chide them for not understanding the difference between systems?

    971:

    IF anyone is interested, I'm making slow progress towards getting moved.

    I've filled up a 5x10 storage unit, a 10x20 storage unit and had a POD (like a shipping container) delivered today ... hopefully that's ALL I'm going to need to move my stuff.

    I can't believe how much STUFF is in this house and how little of it I can get rid of.

    972:

    I prefer Freedom Pasties.

    Although if you're doing that #freeTheNipple is probably more fun.

    And definitely more fun that what JohnS is going through. "wow, bus tickets from 1985! I wonder why I kept those?"

    973:

    @ paws4thot # 960

    Now, explain to us, based on the cited Wikipedia entry, Norway's claim to the island.

    I was wondering that myself (as I've never heard of it, but as Moz said, it's Denmark making the claim now. However, Greenland used to be a Norwegian "colony", but when the union between Norway and Denmark was dissolved in 1814, Greenland went with Denmark. Note that Norway itself was not a party to the treaty which dissolved the union. Fast forward to 1931, and Norway makes a claim for Erik Raudes land, an uninhabited part of Greenland. The World Court ruled against the claim in 1933 though, and since then us Norwegians have to be content with other "colonies" such as Svalbard, Jan Mayen, Bouvetøya, Dronning Mauds land, et cetera.

    I actually saw Norway listed as the "most colonial country" in a foreign textbook due to the number of offshore holdings we still have claim on. Nevermind that several of them are uninhabited former whaling stations...

    974:

    I actually saw Norway listed as the "most colonial country" in a foreign textbook due to the number of offshore holdings we still have claim on.

    Doesn't Russia have a coal mining "thing" where they control a small area of Norway?

    Just to keep all things totally complicated.

    975:

    That's Barentsburg on Svalbard. Svalbard is governed by a treaty which gives other signatories economic rights. As I understand it, the city is nominally under control of the Norwegian Sysselmann, but in practice is self-governing.

    976:

    Are you thinking of Pyramiden on Svalbard? Yeah, but the Svalbard treaty where Norway got sovereignty came with interesting additions allowing a whole bunch of other nations to go undertake economic activities there.

    977:

    Oh right, Pyramiden is closed, and Baretsburg (currently) isn't

    978:

    Moz @ 972:

    I prefer Freedom Pasties.

    Although if you're doing that #freeTheNipple is probably more fun.

    And definitely more fun that what JohnS is going through. "wow, bus tickets from 1985! I wonder why I kept those?"

    I am SO TIRED of packing things into boxes. It's really tiresome just moving back & forth between the shelves & the table where the boxes are sitting. I put the table near where the first group of shelves is (was), but it's a pain to relocate the table every time I get to a new book case. And hard on my back. You accumulate a lot of books in 48 years.

    I've learned that a box full of books weighs less than the same size box full of magazines (lots of DIY articles I still need to get a round TUIT for).

    If I can remember the bus trip at all, I can remember why I kept the tickets ... if I can't remember the trip, those old tickets are going into the recycle bin ASAP. It's amazing how much shit you can accumulate in 48 years and how little of it I can throw away now.

    But the other stuff I've found ... like two brand new in the box IBM PS/2 click keyboards up on the back of a closet shelf. I thought I'd used up all of those I had. I remember buying them at a local computer show for $2.00 apiece. I bought every one of them that vendor had.

    Don't know why I put them up there where I couldn't see them without using a step ladder (which I had to do emptying out that closet).

    979:

    If only you were in Britain I might well ask you how much you wanted for one of those.

    980:

    I prefer Freedom Pasties.

    Is that something that happened since Cornish Pasties got PGI status?

    Actually, is that still a think in the UK since Brexit?

    981:

    Cornish pasties are the boring type of pasties. I was thinking less pastry, more nipple type pasties.

    I strongly suspect that the UK is going hard on "get rid of stupid EU regulations" without bothering too much about what they do. Although they did recently cancel the big bonfire of the sanities (there was some deadline for removing all EU based laws and parliament finally worked up the guts to say they couldn't do it by then). So maybe copyright will survive (but Shakespeare didn't need it, why should you...)

    At the risk of crossing the streams even more, a London tour guide just did a thing on traditional theatre (J Draper "Why We Can't Do Plays Like Shakespeare Anymore") that mentions the lack of copyright and she habitually wears a corset. A proper one, not a "just stab me now" one.

    [[ Added in the missing < - mod ]]

    982:

    J Draper "Why We Can't Do Plays Like Shakespeare Anymore"

    One more < and we have an actual link. (and one of Jill Bearup's armour review grades/taglines is "just stab me now")

    983:

    Well sure, I think if you start from the position that the UK simply doesn't have any IP law until it reenacts some, then the situation surely only gets better from there...

    That other usage of pasties reminds me of Tom Waits.

    984:

    I might put in a bid for the other :-)

    985:

    Thank you whichever moderator added my < :)

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