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A fistful of tropes

It is August, the month of the Edinburgh Festival, and not being completely suicidal I'm staying indoors (the population triples with visitors from all over the world, and--predictably--the COVID prevalence has doubled in the past week: Edinburgh's in the middle of a sudden pandemic spike). I'm also kinda-sorta between projects: just sent one book to my agent, working on the afterword/notes for another, not yet working on the next.

So I'm taking stock. And it occurs to me that a productive use of my time would be to categorize my novels and stories by sub-genre/trope, and to try to identify areas of SF I haven't written so far because why not go there?

A smarter me would do this as a gigantic spreadsheet exercise with columns for tropes and rows for stories--after all, one novel can embrace more than one trope--but that's far too systematic and anyway I'm allergic to pivot tables. So I'm going to do it the hard way.

What do I mean by trope in this context? Well, for a glaringly obvious example: Singularity Sky largely got written because I was really irritated by David Weber-esque space opera in the mold of Hornblower in Spaaaace--it seemed far likelier to me that, given FTL travel, our Nelsonian fleet of ships of the line would make hard contact with a nuclear powered hunter-killer or a carrier battle group (or, if they were lucky, some terrified fishermen in hide coracles). So pencil it in the columns for Space Opera and Culture Shock, and a tentative question mark in the column for Singularity (it's mentioned, but mostly off-screen: the title was pinned on it by the editor, it was originally going to be called Festival of Fools).

So here's a brain dump.

Singularity Sky As noted above it's Space Opera, Singularity, Culture Shock. We can add Aliens but I cheated insofar as they're our cousins from a long way away (maybe this is another aspect of Culture Shock).

Iron Sunrise Starts off with Space Colony life, adds bildungsroman (Wednesday goes on one), but gets dark with ticking bomb hunt, war crimes, and Space Nazis. Also Singularity and Religion (I mean, "kill them all, the unborn god will know his own" is definitely a theme). Finally, Time paradox, weirdly without any actual time travel on-screen.

Accelerando This is a Singularity novel, 110%. Also deals with superintelligence, mind uploading, Fermi paradox, group minds, dysfunctional families, Future Shock (a distinctive form of Culture Shock arising from too much change).

The Merchant Princes (Original Series) deals with Orphan with destiny, portal fantasy, family feuds, but also development economics, causes of revolution, nuclear terrorism, intelligence agencies, dynastic politics, spy vs. spy, crime family doing crime, civil war, nuclear holocaust.

Missile Gap (novella): Aliens, Age of exploration, Cold war, group minds, mammals v. insects (the mammals lose).

Glasshouse deals with war crimes, singularity, body modification, annoy the TERFs, murder investigation, space prison, oppressive milieu, and self-discovery. Also a John Varley "Eight Worlds" tribute novel, in which respect I think it is probably unique.

Trunk and Disorderly (novelette): P. G. Wodehouse in spaaace, gender comedy (all the genders), robots are people too, ethnic stereotyping. Turns out writing Wodehouse is hard, but at least it got me into the right frame of mind for--

Saturn's Children robots are people too, bildungsroman, Heinlein pastiche, planetary romance, gothic graveyard robbery on Mars, don't raise the dead.

Halting State murder by machine, spy vs. spy (internet edition), cybercrime, fraud investigation, Scottish detectives, MMOs/VR/AR, hacking, self-driving cars are baaad

Rule 34 murder by machine, Scottish detectives, everyone's queer, MMOs/VR/AR, hacking, AI (in the LLM sense), spam blocking with extreme prejudice, criminals who are not terribly bright, printcrime (speaking of which, this news broke today and all I can say is, I'm surprised it took so long)

Neptune's Brood deals with space opera, slower-than-light, economics, ponzi schemes, finance, water worlds, family feuds, Age of exploration, robots are people too, bildungsroman, fraud investigation, space pirates

Palimpsest is a classic Time patrol novella, also dealing with planetary evolution, time paradoxes, treasure hunt, cause of revolution, and self-discovery (not bildungsroman exactly in this mode)

Empire Games (it's a trilogy but I'll treat them as a single story) deals with spy vs. spy, causes of revolution, development economics, accelerated development, Cold war, intelligence agencies, dynastic politics, bildungsroman (Princess Elizabeth gets one), everyone's queer (not everyone, but the core sympathetic protagonists), coup d'etat, balance of terror, nuclear holocaust, alien invasion, insects v. mammals (this time the insects lose--for now), space battle.

Ghost Engine (assuming it makes it into print in its current form) is Space opera, planetary evolution, spy vs. spy, Aliens (but they is us), religious fundamentalists, genocide, holy wars, Singularity is a bust, oppressive milieu, and annoy the TERFs.

The Laundry Files are too huge and sprawling to tackle this way without my headmeat melting. It's all got intelligence agencies and bureaucracy until we get to the New Management books, though. It's also all got Lovecraftian, Maths is magic, The Stars are Coming Right, and The Masquerade (implicitly, until The Nightmare Stacks burns it to the ground and jumps up and down on the ashes). Highlights might be Equoid (unicorns), The Rhesus Chart/The Labyrinth Index/The Nightmare Stacks/Season of Skulls (vampires), The Annihilation Score/Dead Lies Dreaming/Quantum of Nightmares (superheroes, supervillains), The Nightmare Stacks (Elves, Dragons), The Delirium Brief has coup d'etat and deal with the devil. Season of Skulls plays all the power chord cliches I could reach in Regency Romance, with added Gothic, vampires, The Boys from Brazil, heroine consigned to asylum, highwaymen, pirates, bad guy returns for an encore. The Concrete Jungle, The Nightmare Stacks and others play with gorgons and petrifaction, we have we are the [secret] police in several books and stories, and as for the regular tropes ... let's just say the TVTropes wiki page for the Laundry Files lists so many tropes that they're listed alphabetically under four sub-headings for ease of navigation ...

Anyway.

This is by way of working up to my current puzzle--what SF/F subgenres have I not written that I would plausibly find interesting?

Note that I'm allergic to kitsch Americana, especially Westerns, am a singularity skeptic and atheist in real life, expect FTL travel and/or time travel to prove impossible, ditto mind uploading and "true" general artificial intelligence, and strongly suspect the answer to the Fermi paradox is that our kind of tool-using intelligent life is vanishingly rare in the cosmos. Manifest destiny is white supremacist (read: Nazi) bullshit, as is eugenics and space colonization. I'll play with these as fictional tropes, but only in storytelling mode, not predictive mode.

I'm also more interested in the underlying cultural assumptions hidden behind tropes than in necessarily sticking to the format. Zombies, for example, show us something really ugly about embedded white supremacist terror of a slave revolt, and of Elite panic, and conversely (in the original version of the legend) of the slave caste's terror of being forced to perform labour even after death. Alien invasions were a staple of the cold war era, and expressed an obvious outlet for xenophobic fears of foreign invasion. (There's a modern alien refugees subgenre that I expect to grow over the next few decades thanks to climate change induced migration ...)

There are some existing subgenres I'm tip-toeing around and taking notes on. Grimdark fantasy (and its flipside, noblebright fantasy) are not my thing because, well, they both presuppose as axiomatic the whole aristocracy-worship thing I've ranted about in the past. Steampunk is what we're getting as the Victorian age recedes beyond the span of second-hand family memory, so it becomes folkloric rather than something your grandparents heard about the evils of from their grandparents: it's merging into the same liminal "a long time ago and far far away" mindspace as high fantasy (the mediaeval variety, with knights and dragons). We tend to forget that the 19th century was wholly crap by modern standards except for a tiny scum of wealthy white aristocrats sitting on top of a festering social cauldron of suck for everybody else. (I touched on this in the Merchant Princes/Empire Games books, and have no real plans to go back there any time soon.) Cli-fi (climate fiction) is so obviously important that if I was going to write any more near-future SF set after the present day I would inevitably go there. (Also, the future isn't White Anglo-Saxon Protestants, or even White European-Descended Whatevers.) But reality feels like it's moving too fast to track right now and I may never be able to go back to it. (I turn 60 next year and this is a young author's game.)

So my question for you is: what sub-genres/tropes have I developed a blind spot for and that I ought to explore?

(Note that I'm pretty sure I know what I'm going to write next and it's none of the above, but I'll keep that to myself for now.)

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1:

Have you done a comedy at a longer length than short stories?

Set up a Xanatos Gambit?

Girl and her Dragon?

Meddling kids? (Arguably the crew in Dead Lies Dreaming fills this role, but they aren't really kids.)

A murder mystery with every character a reasonable suspect?

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Where does Scratch Monkey fit in all this? It's not mentioned above, though it seems to be a book that exists, as I can see it on my shelf.

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While you're allergic to Westerns, I'm going to rant about the underlying tropes anyway, because I think the main tradition of Westerns actually does ask an interesting question about how society is structured, specifically: how does society structure itself in the absence of strong, trustworthy state authority?

The answer to this question, for most classic Westerns, is "because individuals with strong moral compasses use wit and frequently force to make it so". Which, yes, this gets hoary and hokey and problematic real fast. "A good guy with a gun," mythmaking- fundamental to so many classic Westerns. But then you get films like The Ox-Bow Incident, or, as I like to call it, "Twelve Angry Cowboys" (it's even got Henry Fonda!), a courtroom drama on the frontier, tackling racism and mob justice.

This core question even permeates the more deconstructionist later Westerns, especially the Spaghetti Westerns, but they have a simpler answer: in the absence of strong, trustworthy state authority, society just structures itself around violence. And a lot of these films revel in that answer.

This is also what gives us the cross-pollination of Westerns and Noir- while A Fistful of Dollars is famously based off of the novel Red Harvest (and Yojimbo, itself an adaptation of Red Harvest), we can see that cross pollination even earlier in movies like A Bad Day at Black Rock, a Noir with Western tropes, once again, investigating how racism influences society, and how without a strong, trusted state authority, personality cults tend to replace them. (A Bad Day at Black Rock is more Noir than Western, and if one hasn't seen it, I'd recommend it- it's one of my favorite movies).

Drifting from here into Science Fiction, it's easy to see how this core question of Westerns influenced Heinlein and the early days of SciFi. Hell, arguably (very arguably), one could argue that the Foundation series is really a Western for people who are really passionate about spreadsheets.

So yes, I'd agree- it's not a good predictive model. Most of the answers Westerns propose to their core question are wrong; overly simplistic, needlessly violent, and absent any forward thinking. But it's still an interesting question, and one that works within a variety of framing devices.

Oh, and it's also just worth noting Pale Rider, the time Clint Eastwood accidentally made a movie with Marxist themes (miners who extract wealth from the Earth through labor are in conflict with capitalists who are industrializing mining, and the miners are the good guys specifically because of their labors).

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I have to say I would love to see your take on Dark Academia/protagonist goes to magic school, I love the genre but it's ripe for a good kicking

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Have you done a comedy at a longer length than short stories?

Sure! That's about half the Laundry Files.

Set up a Xanatos Gambit?

Aineko in Accelerando is wall-to-wall Xanatos Gambit, all the time.

Meddling kids? (Arguably the crew in Dead Lies Dreaming fills this role, but they aren't really kids.)

You haven't read Quantum of Nightmares, have you?

A murder mystery with every character a reasonable suspect?

Murder mysteries are booooooring.

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It exists, but as I wrote it 1990-93 I don't pay it much attention. File under juvenilia.

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You're focusing on the foregrounded plot elements of the western genre, and seem to be ignoring the horrendous racism and genocide going on in the background. That's kind of a deal-breaker for me. (I can cope with westerns where that stuff is the focus, or where the protagonists are explicitly de-privileged -- not white men with agency, but women and minorities trying to keep going around the edges.)

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Several, but I doubt they are your scene, though you touch on them in some stories.

Upbeat stories. Trunk and Disorderly counts, but is a very specialised form. The same applies to humour, excluding the fair amount of incidental (usually dark) humour in your stories.

Pastoral SF, whether human, alien or alien ecology. 'Nuff said.

Ones with radically alternative evolutions, as primary 'plots' rather than through a mirror of humanity. That gives a LOT of scope for cultural assumptions, but is damn hard to do well.

There are lots of other forms of alternative society SF you could explore, though many of the above are fairly solidly in that category.

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You haven't seen that mostly because I went to one of those second-tier British fee-paying schools that aped the first-tier posh public (read: expensive and private) schools like Eton and Harrow, and I hated it. I'm almost certainly somewhere on the ASD spectrum, and you couldn't design a better torture chamber for aspies than a British public school environment.

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Don't get me started :-( While a story of yours about such things would be fully justified, if you are like me, writing it would be hell.

I've mentioned this before, but I went to a sibling school of the one Golding taught at, and was asked by a stupid adult what I thought of Lord of the Flies. My response was that it was FAR too naive and rose-tinted.

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As a side note: I think the reason it took so long to get rogue 3D printers is that most of them don't have cloud connectivity. The most common models, even today, give you a choice between loading the file on an SD card and sending that file over USB.

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That's sorta why I brought up The Ox-Bow Incident and A Bad Day at Black Rock, which both directly tackle racism, and I think the Ox-Bow Incident ends up being very interesting for it, because while yes, it's a white perspective on racism, our POV characters are outsiders who are afraid to intervene lest the mob turn on them.

It's also why I was pointing to the fundamental question, and less the setting- to me, what makes a western a western is that fundamental question, not cowboys and horses (with a heaping helping of of genocide). Hence including Black Rock (which takes place in the 50s).

It's difficult to discuss genocide in the context of Westerns, because Westerns themselves are so ahistorical that they never really were in a good place to grapple with it. They're not about a historical period, despite their pretensions, and trying to compare the mythology of Westerns with the bloody history at which they gesture runs into immediate trouble that dates back to the Dime Store fictionalizations of the 19th century.

Now, sure, there are plenty of Westerns that include Natives in various roles, especially as faceless antagonists (Stagecoach leaps to mind, which definitely doesn't age well).

I guess, in the end, I don't tend to see much difference between genre fiction- Western, Noir, and Sci-Fi are all thematically very similar, and given that there are specific works in the Western genre that I feel strongly about, I always want to lift at least those works back up into the public eye.

(Also, I have the worst time commenting here, as my session always times out)

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(Future) Police Procedural?

I get that there are elements of this in the New Management but I suppose I'm thinking more of an exploration of what radical developments in police/crime procedure might look like if technology were no object...

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The New Management is social commentary/satire rather than direct extrapolation. And if book 4 gets written, it'll be set in the dizzy far future of ... 2018, because the Laundry timeline asyptotically closed in on the Lovecraftian Singularity of May 2015.

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The elite panic link is borked.

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Yep, the Bambu printers involved in the incident are closed source hardware and software and heavily dependent on cloud connectivity. They are apparently quite good and fast and are selling reasonably well. Most printers are based on the work of Josef Prusa who runs his own company but releases the hardware and software designs as open source resulting in many variations of differing quality. There's a popular application by the name of OctoPrint, often bundled as an OS image called OctoPi ready to run on a Raspberry Pi if you can get one, for controlling 3d printers that has the potential to cause mayhem if any miscreants found a way in.

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Yes but those are still Westerns, which are basically American Kitsch, and I am not interested in writing pastiches of American cultural touchstones. If I was going to go there, the equivalent would be a Kipling tribute (hint: I am not a fan of Kipling's imperialist ideology).

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I would like to see your take on a "choose your own adventure" book and yes, I am serious.

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How about straight-up military sci-fi? It does not need to be jingoistic or militaristic, it can be downright pacifistic; indeed in my opinion the best examples of the genre are exactly that or close to that anyway.

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Not tropes, precisely, but I'll point out a couple of things to consider:

One is that cultural appropriation goes both ways. I get this because my Korean-born wife loves K-dramas and K-pop. Aside from the historical fantasies, to me these works look much like Korean appropriation of American material, to the point where Korean shows get remade by US companies (The Good Doctor, for instance), ColdPlay teams with BTS, and so forth. It's not white cultural imperialism (whites telling Koreans what to do), it's Koreans appropriating the American culture they've been intimate with for decades as a result of the Cold War.

Everyone swipes stuff, whether it's art or food. You produce a story with yokai from Japan, they produce manga and anime with blond straight-nosed. You eat tikka masala, they eat squid and corn pizza (not to mention Korean Army Stew). Appropriation goes both ways.

Another thing is that not everybody who has white ancestors identifies as white. Barack Obama, the Black President, had a white mother. But he's black. A fun example is in the linked article*, about increasing and increasingly respectful cooperation between Australian scientists and Australian Aborigines. It's a worthwhile article in itself, but look at the third photo. The light-skinned, pink-haired woman on the left is aboriginal, and she's far from alone. Many aboriginal and diasporic people have white ancestors as a result of imperialism, colonialism, and slavery. We tend to fetishize the "most genuine" people and their culture, but this in itself is a relic of imperialist ethnography. That's not who they are these days, and who they are these days sometimes gets lost in fantasy.

I guess my bottom line here is that tropes tend to stereotype, and this can become a bit of a blind spot.

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A "pilgrimage" with an "object" - but twisted ... ?
The protagonists(s) find they have been tricked & now have to work out how to get out of their pickle.

Or. alternatively, a pilgrimage or journey that of itself, turns out to be futile ( Rainbow's End, or "Foot of the Arch in ringworld for example } but leads to interesting conclusions, good/bad/indifferent - or all three.

A puzzle-set, or maze - though that tends towards RPG's & other games.

How about the not-too-deep past?
"Britain" between Cheddar Man & just before the coming of the Romans?
There were at least two major population-changes in that period & there is vast dispute as to how peaceful &/or violent those changes were.
Specifically NOT "the matter of Britain" unless you want to guy it unmercifully, of course. { And I DO NOT mean "Monty Python" either. }

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For MilSF, see Singularity Sky.

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One is that cultural appropriation goes both ways.

Yup!

Some years ago my wife and I were visiting a Japanese supermarket in London and she wanted to pick up some Manga. So we get to the books/periodicals/magazines department and she squints ... then points out that the Katakana caption on the Manga shelf is transliterated as "comic-su". (We call their comics manga, they call our manga comics.)

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This may be covered by your in-progress stuff — but utopian SF. A Trek Federation / Banks Culture?

Also — while kinda covered by some of the Laundry/New Management books — a good old fashion heist is fun.

(I'm assuming that plague/pandemic style stories are just… not gonna be a thing considering :-)

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Oh! Big arse Dumas style saga. You've done fun things with narrative voice a few times… you've done the 1800s thing… but playing with that voice/form might be fun.

Ada Palmer's Terra Ignota series, Brust's Khaavren Romances, that kinda thing.

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Fair enough, I went to a Girls'(Public) Day School Trust which was similarly hard but at least I didn't have to live there

How about a classic high fantasy prophesied idiot with magic sword subversion?

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PKD reality-slip. Often paranoid but not required.

Aquarian Age psychics. Julian May’s “Intervention” and similar ilk.

A warm, cozy story largely from a kid’s POV where it is clear terrible things they don’t understand are happening around them while assorted Machines Of Loving Grace shuttle them to safety. There is a happy ending.

A heist. Combine it with a Canterbury Tales collection of shorts exploring the backgrounds of the motley crew of esoteric specialties this intricate plan to steal a whole bunch of money requires.

Survival in a hostile environment. I’ve read and enjoyed so many pulpy books where the protagonist(s) must trek across an unindustrialized world, equipped only with their wits, whatever compact high-tech tools they have (solar powered ice-needle gun, umbrella-tent, etc), and their saucy banter. Half of Clayton’s Diadem books, the third of Daley’s Alacrity Fitzhughs… They always feel like they write themselves when they’re done well, which is probably an indication of quite the opposite.

Oh Hello It Turns Out The Fantasy Novel You Just Read 2/3 Of Is Actually SF

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How about the not-too-deep past? "Britain" between Cheddar Man & just before the coming of the Romans?

No, please, NO! A Conan the Barbarian (with tentacles) would be bad enough (*), but I have never seen anything set in that milieu where the world-building grated significantly less. Oh, yes, THEORETICALLY, it could be done, but ....

It would be better to go the whole hog and write an Atlantis story.

(*) Loki save us, but I have just looked up Hyperborea and bloody Aleksandr Dugin pops up.

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(Future) Police Procedural?

gestures gently at 'Rule 34' :-)

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Covered by in-progress/New Management is wall=to-wall heist capers.

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About that Western allergy...

I'll suggest a story line at the end, but the basic point is that the real 1870s west was an imperialist, genocidal hellscape (this was the era of settlement based on the notion that "the rain follows the plow") pasted on top of centuries of Spanish-Indian frontier wars (which gave rise to Plains Indian culture, incidentally). Many/most of the cowboys were young, poor, often immigrant or minority, uneducated, poorly paid, and with short life expectencies.

So if you ignore the tropes, it's right up your alley, from the Mississippi all the way to Hawai'i. You'd need to do research, though, and that might well make it cost ineffective.

Anyway, here's the prompt, to knock off two tropes in one story: cowboys, indians, and a werewolf. Anyway, basic laundryverse plot: a large predator progressively and spasmodically develops gorgonism, becoming more and more dangerous. It could be a wolf, a coyote, a feral dog, or set it in Gold Rush California and make it a mining camp-habituated grizzly bear. The setting is five days past the middle of nowhere, no one has anything bigger than a hand mirror, and the cowboys are too poorly educated to know what they're dealing with. And the boss wants them to wrangle cattle and keep costs down. For added drama, throw in Indians dealing with cultural genocide and also a gorgon.

Use, abuse, or lose the idea as you see fit.

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Big arse Dumas style saga.

Impossible to sell as such these days. You can self-pub them as patreon or web serials, and you can slide them in under the radar -- the original Merchant Princes had potential to roll in that direction if I hadn't gotten bored/burned out/butted heads with my primary editor one time too many. But you can't go to a publisher and say "I got a great idea for a million word Dumas-style saga!" because they'll cut you off after two 100,000 word volumes if sales aren't building.

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I hate high fantasy. (Comes of having grown up in a monarchy. Even in attenuated form, they suck.)

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Nope. Just nope.

PKD reality-slip stuff is far too prone to veering into self-indulgence. I'll stick to the New Management folks exploring the dream roads, thanks.

Psychic powers are bunk, a side-effect of Descartes' dualism via the spiritualists -- it's usually got Christian eschatalogical assumptions baked in at a very low level and I'm having none of it.

Heists: see Dead Lies Dreaming, etc.

Cozy story from kid's POV: that's someone else's story, not mine.

Survival in a hostile environment turns out to be competence porn 2/3 of the time. Most of us would just curl up and die, and I'm at the stage in life where I find that far more relatable than actually lucking out.

SF in fantasy drag: that was the first third of a million words or so of the Merchant Princes.

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Best option along those lines would be something set in Doggerland. Steve Baxter already went there. The setting has certain problems, modernism-wise, insofar as it predates writing systems (at least, any that have survived) and metallurgy -- it's neolithic at best.

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Anyway, here's the prompt, to knock off two tropes in one story: cowboys, indians, and a werewolf.

Or I could, y'know, just re-read Crimson by Molly Tanzer. Which has a vampire instead of a werewolf, and is a deeply weird western (our protagonist is a trans-masc Chinese psychopomp from San Francisco: the rest of the cast is much stranger).

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You've mentioned that you never cared for Narnia. Was there any fantastical fiction that your younger self did love and which your adult self could affectionately mock?

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How about a classic high fantasy prophesied idiot with magic sword subversion?

From the viewpoint of the sword?

Probably crappy SF twist: the sword is an otherworldly artifact intended to kickstart/guide the primitives development, and is very frustrated that every time it manages to find a wielder they aren't interested in advancing technology and education, but just want to hoard the 'magic' and boss people around. The sword's creators, in an effort to avoid cultural contamination, programmed it so that it can't disobey a direct order from someone who has properly activated it.

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Charlie
You were saying - about COVID? - um.
Yesterday, I was on a very crowded tube train, though it wasn't so when I got on it.
Quite.

Meanwhile - a very delicate subject.
You seem "very concerned" - you mention it several times - with TERF's?
Now, they may be wrong, indeed I strongly suspect that everyone, including me, of course, is wrong on some aspect of this subject/problem.
I also think it will take considerably more time to sort out.
I'm not the slightest bit bothered, provided people are content in their own skins ... which is the problem, of course ... many are not & exploration is being closed off, before all options are considered.
At the same time, I can understand why/how many actual, genuine feminists can get so worked up about it { I'm married to one } even if they may have been led up the garden path by other people with "other" agendas, shall we say?
- Like using an attack on Trans people as a wonderful excuse to trash Feminism & LGBTQ people simultaneously, perhaps?

Margaret Trauth
BIG Problem with Julia May's saga - it's rampantly christian all over the landscape.

Charlie @ 33
Umm ... the non-monarchies were no better, & often worse.
The Most Serene Republic of Venice for starters, or Rome from the Punic wars up until Gaius Julius came along, yes?

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I am working on Narnia: if the next New Management book gets the green light, it'll be Narnia vs. William Burroughs (much as Quantum of Nightmares was Mary Poppins vs. Sweeney Todd).

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Or I could, y'know, just re-read Crimson Vermillion by Molly Tanzer. Which has a vampire instead of a werewolf, and is a deeply weird western (our protagonist is a trans-masc Chinese psychopomp from San Francisco: the rest of the cast is much stranger).

SP Somtow published Moon Dance (reimagining the Ghost Dance movement, but with werewolves as the dancers), so yeah, Cowboys and Werewolves has been done. Probably a lot.

I was just suggesting a way to help complete your trope/trophy cabinet with a couple more tropes.

Anyway, the one that would probably be the hardest for you to write is an unsubverted monomyth. There's always the danger that it would be picked up by Hollywood, filmed, and become the only work you're known for...

On a lighter note, ignoring werewolves in the Laundryverse, where are the ghouls? Immortality for anyone with a strong stomach and a morbid sense of humor. What's not to like?

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Stories where the protagonists, and possibly the society they move, in are deeply non-human. Less human than PHANGs and the Laundryverse elves, that is. Especially if said protagonists initially seem pretty humanoid but the deep divergences emerge later in the story.

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A haunted house story, perhaps? With all the trappings: isolated location, overconfident investigators, mysterious presence targeting one poor victim in particular, slowly eroding sanities, etc.

Or: OceanGate's made it obvious to everyone why deep sea colonization isn't happening anytime soon, but could be worth looking at "why bother" (although that might get into climate fiction), or how it maps to freedom of the seas.

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Now, they may be wrong

Greg: Yellow Card warning.

Take TERF rhetoric and replace "gender" with "Jews" or "Blacks" and what you get is transparently easy to perceive as bigotry. These people are Nazi-adjacent shitbags and apologias for them will not be tolerated on this blog.

(Your big clue should be, well ... you remember all the classic photos of Nazi book burnings in Germany in 1933? Guess what they were burning? Their very first target was the Institut für Sexualwissenschaft, which at the time was the world's first establishment for sexology research -- and a leading centre of "research and treatment for various matters regarding gender and sexuality, including gay, transgender, and intersex topics." (wiki.)

It's Nazis all the way down (and you might want to be wary of accepting western white women's feminism as an authoritative fount of wisdom on womens' rights: it's quite possible to combine support for white women's rights with profound racism against women of colour and homophobia).

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You're waiting for Ghost Engine, I see.

(The protags remain liminally human until the first sex scene ...)

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Haunted house: see Dead Lies Dreaming.

Ocean colonization: see Neptune's Brood.

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Not exactly a trope, but what about the self-help book, or something like a story hidden in a manual?

Exchange of letters, either love letters or some historical mystery?

Speaking about collages - cyberpunk (retro-classical), or John-Brunner-like mixtures of story with "found" material?

A functioning far future stl generation ship?

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1: Re Hornblower In Spaaaacccceee - and your avoidance of it is vastly appreciated. Talking about my novels, I get happy smiles when I tell people I will never have Starships of the Line firing broadsides at each other.
2. I have FTL, and it does not involve time travel (for example, see the Alcubierre drive).
3. Cli-fi/grimdark/noblebrigt/hopepunk - I am far beyond fed up with "everything has to be "-punk", like every scandal "-gate". I declared a New Literary Movement months ago: Future Perfectable (I did not say perfect). Actually, Empire Games, Earth 3 fits that.... 4. Westerns. Um. Yeah. I am reminded of the ad Galaxy used to run, back in the day, "No Bat Durstans here". On the other hand, let me mention two tv westerns that are not on anyone's list: for one, Have Gun, Will Travel" - Paladin was a fixer. There were whole shows where he did not use his gun. And the other, yes, The Lone Ranger. I have the two VCR tape origin... and a) you see Tonto, played by an actual Native America, being subjected to racism by the bad guys, and b) the Ranger and Tonto are after bad white guys, not Native Americans.

Having said all that... as we all know, the Nazis got a lot of their idiotology from the US. How about outright racism/slavery?

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Oh... have you dealt with classism - superpowered people becoming a class, and looking down at normals? The current one of Lost Boys is more powerful using less powerful.

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Have we done "End of Civilisation -> Post-apocalyptic Wasteland"? I used to be quite keen on that genre but "The Road" may have cured me of it.

Also is "Revolutionaries in Spaaaace" a thing? Fighting the evil empire/federation/corporation? Might be more of a Ken thing though.

And finally, I believe there is a substantial body of extruded, fiction-like produce based on the Fundies' Rapture. Might be fun to fuck about with that and turn it inside-out.

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Neptune's Brood deals with space opera, slower-than-light, economics, ponzi schemes, finance, water worlds, family feuds, Age of exploration, robots are people too, bildungsroman, fraud investigation, space pirates

also, alien space bats. I've wondered for a long time if you made a bet with Ken MacLeod (Learning the World).

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Heteromeles, you should know perfectly well - Barack Obama is black... to America. But then you know how puny and recessive those Pure Aryan, er, White genes are - one great-grandparent being black makes you black, rather than one one white grand-parent making you white.

Oh, that's right - if it was that way, you couldn't breed your own new slaves.... (Why, yes, they should have killed the entire families of Southern slaveowners who owned more than five slaves, and given the slaves their lands.)

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Did you catch The English when it aired earlier in the year? It ticked all those boxes.

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I second that! I'd love to see what you'd do with the Rapture (tm)....

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What about "the shady immortal group of heroes" tropes -- think Highlander, etc... For some reason this topic is hugely popular recently in comics (and movies based on comics) -- Old Guard, Eternals, BRZRKR, probably more? all of these are occasionally exciting, but don't make much sense, would be nice to have a fresh perspective. Considering popularity of the topic this might be a ticket to the big screen )

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The Festival in Singularity Sky was based on the Edinburgh Fringe?

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Having to live there is the crucial difference (as in orders of magnitude).

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Graphic Novels and Superheroes - you should write your own "Watchmen" or "The Boys"

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Charlie @ 44
I SAID it was a delicate subject - ok?
The replace - with jews or blacks or "wimmin" rhetoric is obvious { now } & I DID say that it was now clear that um "certain persons" appeared to be manipulating the subject, also yes?
I also suspect that those same "certain persons" who are certainly right/white-wing are actually hoping & manipulating well-disposed persons, such as your self ( & me for that matter ) will over-react, so that they can then condemn ALL of us - it's a divide-&-conquer move, which is one of their favourite tactics. See also Niemöller, yes?
I happen to think that "the boss", here is wrong ( As is everybody else, of course ) - but how do I persuade her?
If I even mention the subject, she goes off loudly, all over the landscape, so I'm not going there again.

whitroth
I'm with you ( & EC, for that matter ) that FTL IS possible, under tightly-constrained circumstances - mostly no "Curvature" to return to point-of-origin before you started.
You might get "back" mere microseconds after you "left" but still no paradox, or causality-breaking - thouigh that's an extreme case..

sergei_kara
Problem - even being a "shady" immortal can/does/maybe turn into a curse for the individual concerned.
Though I think we are far too-short-lived.
4 or 5 hundred would be a better bet - how long did the Dunedain live? 2-300 IIRC?

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A couple of space opera sub-tropes you've nodded to but not much: Big Dumb Objects, yes Missile Gap, but that's all I can recall; Deep History, which you kind of do in Palimpsest but that's more about the time-travel-ness of it all, and Neptune's Brood and I guess Ghost Engine are about deep future rather than ancient astronauts. The tropes kind of meet one another in Empire Games in the shape of the fortress, but it's only a few thousand years old and a few hundred meters wide. What about properly big things made up of galaxies?

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A couple of tropes spring to mind: Island in the Sea of Time (ISOT), where an area and everybody in it are switched with the same area in some previous time. The original S.M. Sterling Island in the Sea of time, Eric Flint et al's 1632-verse. I understand there's one web-published one where Margaret Thatcher's UK (!) gets sent back to the early 18th century. Probably many others.

The other trope that comes to mind is the simple "person unexpectedly goes back in time". L. Sprague de Camp's Lest Darkness Fall (when did the racism fairy get into that book?!?) is a good example of that one, although there are plenty others. Two recent-ish ones by Harry Turtledove: "We Haven't Got There Yet" - William Shakespeare watches a performance of Rosenkrantz and Guildenstern are Dead. In 1605. And "Hail! Hail!" The Marx brothers get involved in the 1826 Fredonian Rebellion.

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Your own Disney "movie" set in a world where genetic uplifting has given us talking animals to be the sidekicks, AI has made furniture and "magic" mirrors sentient, unified field theory makes matter and space manipulation "wizardry" commonplace...

But everybody's mother is dead.

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Tropes not used, not used by much of anybody tbh:

Silurian Hypothesis: intelligent species might have existed in the past, how would we know? today, what might be living e.g. as network in crust of earth/near hydrothermal vents? There are a LOT more microbes in the crust than most people realize.

Non-FTL Travel: personally, I think it likely (for SFnal values of "likely") that something like wormholes might exist/be possible for travel, but not FTL. What you'd save wouldn't be travel time but cost, energy expenditure. I don't think writers have really thought about what kind of societies might arise if people could spread from planet to planet asynchronously.

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The Bad Guy wins (Dr. Doom in a Marvel series where he finally defeats all the heroes and rules mankind, Satan wins the Battle of Armeggedon and God is dead as in Blish's "Black Easter", Man in the High Castle, Mark Millar's "Wanted" comics, etc.)...

... and the Bad Guy is bored out of his mind.

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How about a Zelazny-style gonzo techo-mythic epic?

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A warm, cozy story largely from a kid’s POV where it is clear terrible things they don’t understand are happening around them while assorted Machines Of Loving Grace shuttle them to safety. There is a happy ending.

The subplot of Duke Felix Politkovsky in "Singularity Sky" is definitely not warm and cozy, but otherwise matches what you described

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The Bad Guy has already won in the Laundry-verse (I imagine that by Dec 31, 2015, all countries have been taken over by some Elder God).

No sign of them getting bored, of course.

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Phanariots and Janissaries.

Janissaries were the slave soldiers of the Ottoman Empire who became too powerful and actually ruled the empire under weak/incompetent Sultans.

Phanariots were a Greek minority in the Ottoman Empire that became prominent in the imperial capital of Constantinople as businessmen and diplomats, and the Greek Orthodox Church and the Ecumenical Patriarch rose to great power under the Sultan's protection and gained religious control over the entire Orthodox population of the empire.

So...

... Earth is conquered by an evil galactic empire that enslaves mankind and forces human to fight their wars and work their vast industrial/energy facilities. Humans eventually become the Phanariots and Janissaries of the galactic empire. Eventually ruling said galactic empire.

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Partner with a great illustrator to bring us an authentic childrens' book published under the New Management.

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"Specifically NOT "the matter of Britain" unless you want to guy it unmercifully, of course."

With that "unless" clause having the value "true", though, it could be bloody great.

Related subversions that spring to mind then include the Yankee forgetting the effect of calendar changes on the date of the eclipse, so everyone goes "ner ner ner" and entertainment ensues.

Or on a differently-related line, Susan Cooper's "The Dark is Rising" series could do with a rework. Repeated solving of questlets without danger by following to the letter the instructions given in the previous chapter; Merlin incognito as a main character; universe's underlying logic optimised for production of nasal chickens. Resembles the kind of programming language with so many fairy rules that it takes 20k of code in 35 different files to do "a + b". (Java). If you know it, I'm not sure whether you'd see it merely as a powerful emetic or as a collection of things that could be greatly improved with suitable refreaking.

Another one:

Owain Glyndwr: I can call spirits from the vasty deep.
Hotspur: Aye, you can call, but will they answer when you call them?
Spectral voice accompanied by smell of fish: Twll din pob Sais.

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Another reason to avoid the cowboys and werewolves: if shapechangers are real, then by implication you'd have to do a fair bit of thinking of how to account for aboriginal beliefs such as the Navajo concept of skinwalkers without slipping into cultural appropriation or clumsy satire. There's interest in the clash of the Western and aboriginal belief systems and what that clash can tell us about ourselves.

How about an inversion of the Laundryverse in which the Lovecraftean creepies are actually the protagonists? Shouldn't be too hard to find human sins (racism, genocide, vulture capitalism) that paint us as the bad guys in the story and motivate the Lovecrafteans to step on us like the nasty bugs we are. My first thought is that playing it absolutely straight would be the best approach; otherwise, it would be too easy to end up with clumsy, heavy-handed social satire. I imagine you'd need a fifth-columnist narrator/protagonist wearing a human skinsuit to account for the minor problem that to write from a truly Lovecraftean perspective, you'd have to be bugfuck crazy.

To pick up on a previous suggestion about Utopia, how about combining that with your interest in economics? For example, a Chinese client has just completed a scholarly work on combining capitalism with communism based on many of the things that have happened in China since the great opening to the West under Deng in 1978. To do his argument a gross injustice by summarizing radically for concision, "capitalism sucks, communism sucks, but if we combine the best aspects of both, maybe we've got something with legs!" (Of course, there's the Churchill anecdote: "but what if you combined the worst aspects of both?") This borders on Cory Doctorow territory, so maybe work with him if you enjoyed the experience when you wrote Rapture of the Nerds?

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Is it Henry, the mild-mannered janissary?

74:

You haven’t really written a post apocalypse novel, though you’ve touched on apocalypses either in the distance past or alternate timelines.

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Not exactly a trope, but what about the self-help book, or something like a story hidden in a manual?

That's a style, not a trope. Nothing to get my teeth into in this suggestion.

Exchange of letters, either love letters or some historical mystery?

Roman a clef doesn't sell well these days (notable exception: This is how you lose the time war).

cyberpunk (retro-classical), or John-Brunner-like mixtures of story with "found" material?

John was borrowing the collage style of John Dos Passos from such novels as USA. It's really hard to do well (you may however notice chunks of it in Accelerando).

A functioning far future stl generation ship?

Now, generation ship is one novel I haven't done: it's on my very tentative list of possible novels set in the same universe as Ghost Engine/Palimpsest (yes, GE is a variant of the Palimpsest time line in which the timegate is used as a stargate instead).

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Having said all that... as we all know, the Nazis got a lot of their idiotology from the US. How about outright racism/slavery?

Slavery is a moral abomination (as much so as royalty, only in the opposite direction on the same scale) and I don't know how to add anything new to the discussion. Endlessly repeating "slavery bad" is a good way to bore readers who either already know this or don't want to know it. And while there are many other forms of slavery than the peculiarly race/caste based North American/Caribbean/Brazilian version (with varying extremes of evil associated), I don't particularly want to write about those, either. Nor do I want to write about racism (hint: human "races" don't really exist, they're social constructs much like Indian castes) although there's an element of it in the background of Ghost Engine.

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"Baby Cthulhu"?

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Trust me, you do not just get to "write graphic novels". It's an entirely different writing technique (scriptwriting vs. prose fiction) and plugs into an entirely different industry. It's also collaborative (the writer and primary artist are at least working as equals).

Superheroes/supervillains are something I've done repeatedly.

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As it happens I had one plan for a novel centered around certain very long-lived people (who gave rise to the original European vampire legend), but it got overrun by events and parted out for other books, notably elements of The Rhesus Chart, Halting State, and Season of Skulls (implicitly). So I'm not going back there now.

Anyway, immortals are boring, fictionally, unless you're going to focus on the historical angle.

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What about properly big things made up of galaxies?

If I ever write the other two-thirds of Palimpsest, that scale is definitely going to feature in it. (Spoiler: seems unlikely, there's a lot of work involved in making that book.)

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You must be as old as I am to remember that Saturday morning cartoon.

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The Bad Guy wins

Tell me you haven't read the later Laundry Files or any of the New Management books without telling me in so many words, why don't you?

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Phanariots and Janissaries.

That one seems to be a work in progress by Walter Jon Williams in his Dread Empire series.

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Re Brunner - it's not really a collage. Rather, it gives the reader the context of the world the PoV characters are living in and reacting to.

Yes, it's hard to get right... but it works really, really well for SF, and lets you completely avoid infodumps and "As you know, Bob". And I'm speaking from first-hand knowledge - my next novel, Becoming Terran (coming out later this year, hopefully) is exactly in that style. The "clippings" in my case are newsfeed reports.

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How about an inversion of the Laundryverse in which the Lovecraftean creepies are actually the protagonists?

That's not an inversion! (By the end of The Labyrinth Index I think it's pretty clear that all the humans in the expedition Mhari led are either dead or no longer human; by the end of the last book in the Laundry Files series arc -- planned, not yet written -- there will be no Version 1.0 human staff left in the Laundry, although lots of them will remember having been human (like Bob).

This borders on Cory Doctorow territory, so maybe work with him if you enjoyed the experience when you wrote Rapture of the Nerds?

Ha Ha Nope! (Nothing wrong with Cory, but we both wrote 75% of that novel and it still hasn't earned out the single-author-novel-sized advance. There are easier ways to starve.)

86:

I tell people I will never have Starships of the Line firing broadsides at each other.

What, you'll never run out the lasers before a space battle? :-)

87:

You may not be the person to do it. But we badly need some fiction about 2123.

There are babies being born now who will see it. Being held by Great Grandmothers born in 1923.

88:

I am not terribly keen on writing about near-futures in which my ongoing metabolic viability would be excluded.

I am also uninterested in writing wish-fulfillment fic dependent on prior genocides or great reset conspiracy theories being true. (Hint: go re-read The Iron Dream by Norman Spinrad and pay attention to how the worldbuilding in the Hitler novel was constructed.)

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Administrative note:

My fingers ache from typing(!) and I am quitting this thread until tomorrow.

When I resume I will probably ignore suggestions that I've already answered (or something proximate to them), suggestions that focus on a style ("write me another gonzo 60s Roger Zelazny novel": spoiler, I'm not Roger Zelazny), or stuff I've already done ("write me a time patrol novel!" -- see Palimpsest, for the n'th time).

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Nope. (:)

Lasers have issues as weapons in space. For one, spaceships need to shield against radiation. I tend to like hypersonic projectiles, no explosives needed.

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Someone mentioned the Alien Space Bats - something involving them, the flying spaghetti monster and other weird silly ideas might be fun. Especially if you can bring royal reptoids into it...

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Had the crazy insight the other day that a kid born today that made it to the age of 77 would see the 22nd century.

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Re: Glasshouse - "memory shenanigans" are definitely a trope in themself. You did "X is a constructed intelligence with memories from whole cloth" (a la Deepness in the Sky) as a minor point in either Accelerando or Singularity Sky, IIRC, but I'd be interested in a Last-Thursdayist "everything we know about the world is wrong, and also it's much bigger than we thought".

That could well be an "emerge from the simulation into the layer that generated it" book, in which we find out that Our Heroes were being run on some hyperintelligent space penguin's equivalent of a dead badger.

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Just read "Survival of the Richest" by Douglass Rushkoff.

How about an apocalyptic novel from the point of those tech billionaires hiding out in their New Zealand bunkers?

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PKD reality-slip stuff is far too prone to veering into self-indulgence

Yeah, it's a really tough line to walk. I found it interesting to do once and I really don't ever want to do it again unless I come up with a really great new angle. Or something I want an excuse to really wallow in self-indulgence with.

Pretty much everything I've read from you is an invented-world story, what do you think about kicking back with some interesting corners of history until a Secret (Conspiratorial) History jumps out at you? Arguably there's some of this in the Laundry backstory but making it an explicitly historical piece could take you to the kind of places Tim Powers excels in going. You might also have kind of implicitly dismissed this sort of thing with the part in your post about steampunk, I dunno.

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"Man was not meant to meddle"; an obvious one (probably too obvious given recenty history) might be an escaped disease, but we might also have trans-humanism, body modification, cyborg enhancements, what it means to be human.

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I have never said that FTL is possible - merely that it does not necessarily imply a breach of causality, and that some aspects of quantum mechanics imply it.

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Charlie [85] wrote: "That's not an inversion! (By the end of The Labyrinth Index I think it's pretty clear that all the humans in the expedition Mhari led are either dead or no longer human"

Apologies for the lack of clarity. I didn't mean to suggest you add this to the Laundryverse, but rather write something that stands alone. In the world as it is [sic], would Lovecraftean nasties have a plausible argument for exterminating us?

Charlie: "Ha Ha Nope! (Nothing wrong with Cory, but we both wrote 75% of that novel and it still hasn't earned out the single-author-novel-sized advance. There are easier ways to starve.)"

Fair enough. But the larger idea is interesting if you're willing to do the work to figure out the workings of the economics that would result from creating an unholy lovechild of capitalism and communism.

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a Last-Thursdayist "everything we know about the world is wrong, and also it's much bigger than we thought"

That gets you into the Omphalos hypothesis real damn fast, and I don't want to go there.

(NB: Boltzmann Brains are, speculatively, a variant on the Omphalos hypothesis, minus the God bit. Which says something damning about people who believe uncritically in BBs as a literal possibility rather than a footnote in a cosmology textbook.)

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How about an apocalyptic novel from the point of those tech billionaires hiding out in their New Zealand bunkers?

a) They're assholes. By definition.

b) That's a Cory Doctorow short story, not a Charlie Stross novel.

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The only fantasy that isn't set in an feudal society that immediately comes to mind is the Commonweal series. Given the starting condition of low tech and some level of (non-theistic) magic what sort of society could work that isn't another kings and queens rehash?

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"Man was not meant to meddle";

BTDT, frequently.

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Nasty thought: co-write one with Paul Krugman?

104:

Hang on! Boltzman brains are definitely a statistical possibility, at least given some interpretations of quantum mechanics or Hawking's black hole hairiness. Rather more implausible than a functioning Maxwell's demon, though :-)

I agree that such things make for extremely uninteresting SF, and worse science.

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Not sure: my read on the Commonweal series is that there's a third of a million years of wizards/dark lords doing their thing before a particularly weird one (Laurel) tips the game board over, and the Commonweal is what results -- that the broader culture has been doing a drunkard's walk through the phase space of magical autocracy for so long that it's finally wandered into a weird local minimum where cooperation works and (the rest is plot and world-building).

Trying to top that without actually stealing from Graydon makes my head hurt, and I don't want to steal from Graydon in the first place.

106:

No.

(He's not a fiction author and our priorities are too divergent for it to work.)

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Revolt of the plebes in a Muskian planetary colony, or is that too close to a Heinlein pastiche? My favorite of the ideas is the Strossian generation ship.

108:

Too close to Heinlein pastiche and highly unlikely (as Kim Stanley Robinson chillingly depicted in Red Mars, anyone with remote control over the atmosphere plant can kill any rebels stone dead just by raising the pO2 to 30-40% and waiting for a spark).

Heinlein stacked the deck scandalously in The Moon is a Harsh Mistress, by having the colony Big Computer develop intelligence and side with the rebels.

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Charlie ...
@ 88 - The "Great Reset" conspiracy is plainly white-wing/Nazi bollocks, & it really surprises me that people are stupid enough to fall for it ..

I am not Roger Zelazny - nor is anyone else, unfortunately - that guy could WRITE!
Lord of Light / Amber / Creatures of Light & Darkness - & many more.
He was plainly driven, as I asked him once at a long-ago Worldcon about his writing & he replied that he had to - a case of the OGLAF-muse if ever I saw one.

@ 99
Alternative version of that { Emphatically NOT "Omphalos" } - JBS Haldane - the Universe is stranger than we can imagine..."

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How about an apocalyptic novel from the point of those tech billionaires hiding out in their New Zealand bunkers?

Cory Doctorow did something like that in his novella "The Masque of the Red Death". Highly recommended, not for the optimism but for the schadenfreude.

https://craphound.com/podcast/2020/03/13/the-masque-of-the-red-death/

Free authorized audiobook version here:

https://archive.org/download/Cory_Doctorow_Podcast_332/Cory_Doctorow_Podcast_332_-_The_Masque_of_the_Red_Death.mp3

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How about some romantic fantasy? You talk about how you're approaching 60 and you've been married for a long time now. You could channel some of that into "mature" romance in the sense of doing romantic fantasy that is about a more mature relationship than "teenagers in love". Instead of a romance about creating a relationship, you could do one about the strains trying to stay together over the long haul, but using many of the romantic fantasy tropes.

112:

Instead of a romance about creating a relationship, you could do one about the strains trying to stay together over the long haul, but using many of the romantic fantasy tropes.

Tell me you haven't read the Laundry Files without saying (etc).

113:

Just as sword and sorcery stories tend to be about the change over from a barter economy to a money economy, SF stories tend to be about the change over from a money economy to a credit economy. Samuel Delany 1987

Done that already.

How about a far-future story where somebody tries to be "elected" within a very different political system (not using the old-style manipulative or violent means)

114:

Far-future optimistic climate-fiction? That one seems difficult to pull of plausibly. :-)

115:

Yeah. That world is deeply weird as a consequence of the emergence of magic, and Graydon seriously soft-pedalled how weird in the first book. The dry discussion of Creek sex in book 5 really points up these people we've known for 4 books are not human (as does the revelation of Graul sexes, but we already knew that).

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I'd suggest a Sci-Fi epic which fights the Great Man of History trope, with a focus on the reality that is the success of cooperation, and people doing "their bit" unrecognised... but "Rogue One" (IMHO one of the best Star Wars movies) has already done it, and the second "Knives Out" has stuck the boot into tech billionaires.

I'd love to see your take on YA fiction, but Cory Doctorow nailed that with his Little Brother series; mature romance, but LMB did wonderful things with "Gentleman Jole and the Red Queen". Pharmaceuticals for fun and profit, but "Breaking Bad".

How about a historical novel - the delights of transferring from the Machine-Gun Corps to the Royal Flying Corps, loosely based on your ancestor?

Pale Rider, the time Clint Eastwood accidentally made a movie with Marxist themes

Accidental?

Yes, he's got issues, but this is the actor who was persuaded to work with Sergio Leone because the first spaghetti western was described to him as "Yojimbo as a Western" (he was a film buff who watched a lot of arthouse cinema).

"The Outlaw Josey Wales" - women, natives, an entire section on how the first peoples were screwed over, and a plot which subverts most westerns of the era.

"Unforgiven" - local law enforcement as brutal and murderous, particularly against black Americans; poverty driving a farmer to crime...

117:

Oh, wonderful. My semi regular reminder that William S. Burroughs was a remittance man living off the income of the Burroughs Adding Machine Company which eventually labored and brought forth the Stack Machine architecture, IMHO a very elegant and probably ultimately doomed design.

118:

Callahan's Bar/Draco Tavern style stories? I've always liked the "aliens/time-travelers/faerie/etc find common ground over beers" vibe.

119:

Large milSF sections in Glasshouse too

120:

Can someone post the link to “A Bird in Hand?” My phone fu isn’t good enough.

Yes, Charlie contributed a SF bar story to Fables from the Fountain, and I think Tor still has it online somewhere. It’s worth hunting down. Hopefully someone links to it.

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Fighting the Great Man….

I think Joan Slonczewski did an excellent job of that in A Door Into Ocean,, which is the antithesis of Dune in so many ways.

It would be fun to read a great author like Charlie give the ADIO treatment to some other Great Man story.

122:

I thought Nicola Griffith's 'Hild' was excellently done. But not really sf.

I always thought Banks' Culture had hints of darkness in the corners that could be teased out by a good writer. Much as I'd love to see a Culture ship in orbit, I'd also love to see what a good author could do with the dark side of that worldbuilding. I know I certainly don't have the chops to do it.

It may be more of a Doctorow thing (i.e. Walkaways) but I have had a growing interest in near future sf that explores attempts to thrive in the context of a combined collapse or withdrawal of central authority and ongoing function of some but not all tech. Not apocalyptic wanking but functional 'this might work' stuff. That said it would make for a significant redirection in your writing styles/approaches.

123:

"A heist. Combine it with a Canterbury Tales collection of shorts exploring the backgrounds of the motley crew of esoteric specialties this intricate plan to steal a whole bunch of money requires."

Something like Dan Simmon's Hyperion?

Something hopeful?

Agreed. Something, something, Callahan/Niven set in a bar.

Big Dumb Objects.

I don't have much else, but I'll keep thinking about it.

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Re: Navajo ski walkers/ cowboys and werewolves.

I’ve got a strange library that includes entire books on kanaima and skinwalkers, as well as some Chumash lore on bear doctors. Artifacts of the latter two (wolf and bear skins) have never been collected, but the stories make it pretty clear they were modified skins basically puppeted from the inside by the human wearing them so that the skinwalker could walk on all fours, using crutches in the forelegs. The bear doctor skin even had some armor inside it.

So no, true shapeshifting was not required by the original stories.

Anyway, that’s why I proposed an animal suffering from gorgonism as the monster. There’s nothing at first to tell you how dangerous the animal is becoming, very much like a werewolf story.

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Spy vs spy, but from the agency head perspective (spy-master vs spy-master), M sending out an endless supply of James Bonds and other operatives on missions, but we only see the end of mission debrief (if they make if back), and never leaving the office themselves (Angleton?). Politics, intelligence, counter-intelligence, fake ops to distract from real ones, fake ops to make other fake ops appear real, all taking place over decades, if not lifetimes. It would read like a George Smiley novel, not a Bond one; Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy would be a single plot line.

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I’m thinking maybe…. Young Adult? Mid-future peri apocalyptic? The seed here isn’t a plot, but rather an underlying sentiment: people looking at whatever remains of our era and wonders “what the frack were they thinking?”

Think of it as an apology to our sucessors maybe?

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Meanwhile ...
Real, documented, recorded racist prejudice & monstering - DJT's non-election of course.
So this is what we are up against.
And, going back to the original subject ( yes, I know ) "Mil-SF" & yet, 18 months ago, a general war broke out in Europe.
There are obvious very-near-future SFnal parts of this story - any others, any advances, in the literary sense?

Martin
Has anyone heard from LMB recently?
I do hope she isn't a covid-victim ( "long Covid" )

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Sports? Are there any tropes involving sports? Or is this just a subtype of bildungsroman? It'd be a view into an alien mind, for the typical SF reader...well, for me. What are the cultural assumptions underlying sports, anyway?

Space station cottagecore?

Mining the asteroids for fun and profit? (that '60s optimism...)

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How about an apocalyptic novel from the point of those tech billionaires hiding out in their New Zealand bunkers?

More interestingly: Some people want to do something useful with currently unused land, but there's a bunker full of asshole billionaires under it. Complications include: they'd probably resist being pulled out by Ordinary Folk; if they get out they'd try to reclaim stupid amounts of ownership and/or control, disrupting the current status quo; some people object to the idea of just paving over the bunkers (Oops, they're trapped forever. So sad. Oh, well. Fancy a beer later?).

How about an office drama among under-employed twentysomethings who are producing post-apocalypse "news" content that will keep billionaires in their underground bunkers while the rest of the world marches on without them?

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Charlie, do you have any post-apocalyptic survival? It's en evergreen genre - Dies The Fire, Fallout, I Am Legend, Walking Dead, Last of Us... you don't have to put zombies in (mutants are required, however).

Also, alternate history! I know it's not in vogue (not counting the terrifying fascist-revanchist abomination which is the Russian-language popadanets genre), but maybe you could bring it back!

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I have thought of several more, but of the sort you would not touch (nor would I want to read). However, you haven't done several of the tropes that were very common over a century back, but have gone out of fashion, and which might be plausible. They all have classic stories, both children and other.

Exploration in terra incognita, sometimes involving discovering things you did not want to find.

Treasure hunting. There are lots of variations of this.

Castaway stories. Again, with lots of variations.

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"What about properly big things made up of galaxies?"

If you are going near Stapledon territory, you could consider something along the lines of Sirius and really piss off the evangelical right. Probably not good marketing though.

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How about a far-future story where somebody tries

I think you've fundamentally misunderstood the meaning of "genre trope" that I'm looking into here.

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No.

Time traveller/space traveller bar stories range between wall-to-wall twee sentimentality and grotesque self-indulgence.

I do not do twee, and I try to keep my solitary vices to myself.

(A Bird in Hand was specifically commissioned as a homage to a particular Arthur C. Clarke series that allowed him to indulge his vice of terrible science-based puns. So, an edge case.)

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I always thought Banks' Culture had hints of darkness in the corners that could be teased out by a good writer.

Whaa—

Are you kidding me?!?

Go and re-read "Use of Weapons" then get back to me about the Chairmaker (and consider the implications of Special Circumstances being happy to employ Zakalwe ...)

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Charlie, do you have any post-apocalyptic survival?

No, and I'm not interested in writing it (or reading it).

Also, alternate history!

You missed the entire million word long, nine book, Merchant Princes/Empire Games saga.

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There's a chunk of exploring new worlds embedded in the Merchant Princes series. (Quite a lot, in fact. Paratime traveling zeppelins! Protocol for opening up a new time line when you're not sure the atmosphere is breathable! Five dimensional paratime fortresses and the vexing question of who the defenders were defending themselves against!)

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really piss off the evangelical right. Probably not good marketing though

"Really piss off the evangelical right" is actually on my bucket list (hopefully Ghost Engine will help, but it's probably not pointed enough to get their attention).

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Hot Earth Dreams - yes, well ....

Charlie @ 135
Plus by the same author: "Look to Windward", or even/particularly "Surface Detail" ...

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Indeed, but it's not really the trope I was trying to describe. I am not sure that it's your scene, anyway.

I look forward to your step beyond werewolf porn into interspecies dalliance - I am also reminded of Memoires of a Spacewoman :-)

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I wonder whether you've made a go of the straight storytelling thing, not necessarily with no genre (after all the argument goes that literary fiction is just another genre), but without the trappings of a genre. So recognisably contemporary humans engaged in recognisably contemporary human things. Maybe there's a dramatic disconcerting event that drives the story, but it notably doesn't involve eldritch horrors, aliens or elves. And rather than 10 minutes in the future, the setting looks a lot more like now.

TBF I think Halting State and Rule 34 are close to this... if only because they were 10 minutes in the future but that 10 minutes happened a few years ago now.

I guess I've half an eye on the Iain Banks without the M material. The early stuff overlapped strongly with horror or crime or something, but roll forward to something like The Steep Approach to Garbadale, and I'm not sure you can say that has a genre. I've no idea what sort of thing, if anything at all, in that sort of space would appeal to you to write. No idea what the market is either, except I'd buy it.

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Callahan's Bar/Draco Tavern style stories? I've always liked the "aliens/time-travelers/faerie/etc find common ground over beers" vibe.

He's written a pub story. Check out Fables from the Fountain, a lovely homage to Arthur C Clarke's Tales from the White Hart.

http://www.newconpress.co.uk/info/book.asp?id=50&referer=Catalogue

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Bar stories are a good medium for shaggy dog stories and throw-away ideas, but far too many are poor imitations of short stories. I may buy that book - it is a pity that the Jorkens collections are so expensive.

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I vaguely remember reading on here once about a conjecture that the true golden age of the universe happened a few attomoments after inflation when entropy was really low, and that everything after was basically just the ashes of this.

I wonder about a post-apocalyptic story except where everything we've ever known is the epilogue. The true horror of the godlike beings beyond is not just that our existence is mostly irrelevant to their games, it's that their games are already long over and the only ones of them that are still around are at best waxing nostalgic for the time when the real party was happening.

Are these sorts of tropes Baxter territory?

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A couple of Baxters Xeelee stories "The Quagma Datum" and "The We Who Sing" have that sort of premise.

Ofc in that universe the real "gods" are very much still around and wondering why the silly apes are wasting energy time attacking them all the time.

Something that lacked the "Humans are all worthless wretches" angle could cover the same ground while feeling very different. We really are rubbish in his stories.

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I know it's not 300 comments yet, but...

We interrupt this thread to bring you news that Yellowknife (pop.22,000, located lat. 62.4540° N), capital of Canada's NW Territories has ordered a complete evacuation of all of its inhabitants in the face of advancing wildfires.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/north/nwt-wildfire-emergency-update-august-16-1.6938756

The capital city of a Canadian province is being completely evacuated.

A city located in what was normally considered to be in an arctic region.

So much for fleeing to Canada when the lower latitudes get too hot.

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Heteromeles [124] noted: "So no, true shapeshifting was not required by the original stories."

My point was that if you're using classic/traditional werewolves, shape-shifting is the sine qua non. You then have options: choose shape-shifting for skinwalkers (thereby doing lazy appropriation of actual aboriginal lore based on your longer description), or figure out a way to play the two tropes (western and aboriginal) against each other to see what the juxtaposition reveals.

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I don't see "Sleeping King / King Asleep in Mountain" on the list, to date.

Although the identity and nature of the Sleeper in the Pyramid still remains to be seen.

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I vaguely remember reading on here once about a conjecture that the true golden age of the universe happened a few attomoments after inflation when entropy was really low, and that everything after was basically just the ashes of this. I wonder about a post-apocalyptic story except where everything we've ever known is the epilogue.

Hell, I wrote that. Approximately, anyway; my story's gimmick was the main character bringing in memories of other lives, from other universes, and one of them was from a witness to the end of the Planck epoch. To them it was literally the end of the known universe, as parts of now faded away into an unreachable then and parts of here drifted away into distant there. The universe was shrinking, and it was being witnessed by everyone who had ever been.

A better writer might be able to do something more with the idea, but I can't even get a general idea of what it would look like as a piece of fiction.

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How about something set in the 'Cloud Atlas" universe or something like it?

One of my favorite movies (though many consider it to be an acquired taste).

Premise: Transmigration of souls is a real ting with each of us being reincarnated. However we are tied to another soul who is literally a "soul mate" through eternity. And you always destined to find your other. Its gender fluid, switching male and female with some iterations, sometimes gay, different races and ethnicities, and in the far future one of the souls will be an android.

If you don't like literal soul migration try brain download into a fetus before the moment of death. The download is so perfect nobody can tell (or care) if the process is "cut and paste" or "copy and paste". One problem, there is already a developing mind in the fetus. Does it get snuffed by the new download, does it merge somehow, does it develop multiple personality disorders?

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Saw an ABBA tribute band in concert recently.

Yes, I'm a grown man who is not afraid to say that he likes ABBA.

In fact, my kids love ABBA. Indeed, they love all of my Boomer music from the 50s to the 80s.

How about something like Station 11 (HBO miniseries and novel by Patrick Somerville), but with tribute bands and Elvis impersonators?.

A plague wipes out the remaining Boomers (an engineered virus like Herbert's "White Plague" which only killed females - government created it to get out of paying social security and pension to the massive Boomer demographic bulge and thus saving the economy from going bust) resulting in both some rejoicing and sad nostalgia.

Possible potential for comedy and critique of Boomer culture which will looks like it will continue to dominate long after we are gone.

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Apparently, Evangelicals now worship Trump instead of Jesus.

https://www.newsweek.com/evangelicals-rejecting-jesus-teachings-liberal-talking-points-pastor-1818706

"Multiple pastors tell me, essentially, the same story about quoting the Sermon on the Mount, parenthetically, in their preaching—'turn the other cheek'—[and] to have someone come up after to say, 'Where did you get those liberal talking points?'" Moore said. "When the pastor would say, 'I'm literally quoting Jesus Christ' ... The response would be, 'Yes, but that doesn't work anymore. That's weak," he added.

So how about a future history of the First Church of Donald Trump, created by tele-evangelists after Trump is martyred (choking on a beany weany while eating in the prison mess hall). They have their own bible, rituals involving orange face make up, and a white nationalist creed. They have a special hatred of gays blaming them for the coming horrors of global warming (like those preachers who blamed Hurricane Katrina as God's just punishment on NOLA because of its tolerance of gays). The religion spreads not just in rural Red State America but overseas in right wing white nationalist countries like Hungary and Putin's Russia.

Look at how it evolves after its firmly established going from cult to mainline religion.

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You could abandon the "mundane" SF thing long-enough to write something in a classic space-opera universe, complete with FTL, energy shields, sooper-dooper science, etc., including a Captain and /his/her/it's mighty ship! If you ever wanted to give certain tropes a mighty thwacking, this is how you do it!

Also, a Robin Hood type thing, in any genre, ending with the brutal death of the last billionaire.

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Zakalwe being the Chairmaker was the big reveal in the final act however, and the Culture agents were surprised as well.

Obviously there was plenty of darkness around the edges, that's not really what I meant. I haven't had enough coffee this morning to really explain further just yet.

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DP
The demented arsholes have been doing that since 2016 at least ... it's not going to get any better.
Mirrors the "Kremlin & Orthodox-Church know best" mentality of many Russians, I'm afraid, or the rabider Brexshiteers ...
It's called the Reality Gap

Though it's not new, there was a C19th iteration, carrying on - particularly on "sports" fields *SHUDDER called: - until at least 1970-ish, called Muscular Christainity

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Technical correction: Northwest Territories is not a Canadian province, it is a Territory (variations in legal powers and responsibilities). It is also immense and consists mostly of boreal forest and tundra.

The evacuation of the entire city is definitely noteworthy. I hope everyone gets out alright, and even more I hope that the fire is controlled before it reaches the settlement. An old friend of mine is an ER doctor in Yellowknife, and knowing him he'll be among the last to evacuate (out of a sense of responsibility).

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I'm an American.

You can't expect me to know anything about Canada. ;-)

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I always thought Banks' Culture had hints of darkness in the corners that could be teased out by a good writer. Much as I'd love to see a Culture ship in orbit, I'd also love to see what a good author could do with the dark side of that worldbuilding. I know I certainly don't have the chops to do it.

I tried some time ago to re-read the Culture books. I managed to get through 'The Use of Weapons', but anything else has been just too dark and sad, except I did recently finish 'Inversions' and now I'm reading 'Surface Detail'.

So, yeah, there is darkness even in those, especially the weapon book, but some are more positive than others.

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Um, er, there's millions of words on that against the Great Man theory of history: the late Eric Flint's 1632-verse.

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"Not in vogue"? See my previous post. (ObDisclosure: my first published stories were in the Grantville Gazette, and I've just started a new one, following the character introduced in the last two....)

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I'm not sure where he could go with those. In my first novel, 11,000 Years, you very, very indirectly come to know of a group of beings that survived at least one collapse/restart of the universe. I have no conceivable idea of what they're like, and strongly suggest that words like "boredom" are not merely irrelevant, but anything that's lasted that long has long gone past that concept.

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Heteromeles @ 124:

Re: Navajo ski walkers

Hmmm? That might be interesting. 🙃

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JPetherick @ 148:

I don't see "Sleeping King / King Asleep in Mountain" on the list, to date.

Although the identity and nature of the Sleeper in the Pyramid still remains to be seen.

Yeah, I know OGH is ready to move on from the Laundry Files, but I'd still be interested to know who "he" is and how he ended up sleeping there? Maybe a short story about origins?

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Just got back from being one of that throng of tourists. Edinburgh was utterly delightful; the Fringe was appropriately fringe-y. And yes, 6 of the 8 of us picked up Covid.

But if you have the chance to go and have not yet done so, do: a delight (and both the hiking and the food were great also).

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DP @ 151:

Saw an ABBA tribute band in concert recently.

Yes, I'm a grown man who is not afraid to say that he likes ABBA.

In fact, my kids love ABBA. Indeed, they love all of my Boomer music from the 50s to the 80s.

I like ABBA. I like a wide range of music from the 30s to the current day. Before the 30s there wasn't much fidelity in recordings, so I don't have any of that early music (converted to Mp3) to listen to. I do have much later versions of some early popular music (aka "Folk Music").

My playlists lean heavily on Rock 'n Roll from the period 1955 to 1985 or so, but there's A LOT of good music that came before and there's a lot of good music being made today and it's more accessible than ever. And there's a lot of good music in genres other than Rock 'n Roll.

I don't get out much for live music anymore. I hope I will again - both to attend concerts/shows and to make music with my friends - but Covid sure did fuck up a whole lot of shit ...

How about something like Station 11 (HBO miniseries and novel by Patrick Somerville), but with tribute bands and Elvis impersonators?.

A plague wipes out the remaining Boomers (an engineered virus like Herbert's "White Plague" which only killed females - government created it to get out of paying social security and pension to the massive Boomer demographic bulge and thus saving the economy from going bust) resulting in both some rejoicing and sad nostalgia.

That's what I love about this list, learning "new" things. I was aware Herbert had written that book, but I've never read it.

However, looking at the synopsis on Wikipedia, I realized it might be the reference for the computer game I like to play - ArmA3 Ravage mod. (The game DayZ is a spin off from an ArmA2 mod and Ravage is an ArmA3 iteration of similar theme).

In Ravage, the "white plague" (a "possibly" bio-engineered variant of the Cordyceps fungus) has killed 91% of the human population - killing the women outright and turning the men into zombies à la "The Walking Dead". You play as one of the survivors, who may or may not be immune to the "virus", so you gotta' be careful not to get infected.

Other modders have created a number of scenarios - some quite elaborate - using the Ravage mod. So, a fun way to kill time (and zombies) ...

Possible potential for comedy and critique of Boomer culture which will looks like it will continue to dominate long after we are gone.

Only fair since Boomer culture is an amalgamation of the preceding generations' culture + tech. I'm sure someday Gen-X, Gen-Z & Millennials (plus the kids being born today) will develop cultures of their own. I hope they will find something worth keeping from ours.

And that's as it should be (my not so humble opinion).

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Greg Tingey @ 155:

DP
The demented arsholes have been doing that since 2016 at least ... it's not going to get any better.
Mirrors the "Kremlin & Orthodox-Church know best" mentality of many Russians, I'm afraid, or the rabider Brexshiteers ...
It's called the Reality Gap

Though it's not new, there was a C19th iteration, carrying on - particularly on "sports" fields *SHUDDER called: - until at least 1970-ish, called Muscular Christainity

Doesn't seem like that had the revanchist component of "owning the libs" though.

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I wonder whether you've made a go of the straight storytelling thing ... without the trappings of a genre.

You're asking me to write mainstream/litfic.

Unfortunately I can't get paid to do that, because reasons (which boil down to business considerations of no interest to you).

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And yes, 6 of the 8 of us picked up Covid.

Yeah, this is why I am doing zero fringe events this year and mostly avoiding pubs, too, and when I went shopping today I masked up on the tram (unlike about 95% of the folks also using it).

I do not need to get that virus again, especially as damage is cumulative and the UK government doesn't want to hand out vaccination booster shots any more (ack, spit -- although there's some hope of them at least allowing us to buy them next year).

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Hmmm... will Feorag (sp?) still be doing a pub crawl next year Wed before Worldcon?

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Glasshouse deals with war crimes, singularity, body modification, annoy the TERFs, murder investigation, space prison, oppressive milieu, and self-discovery. Also a John Varley "Eight Worlds" tribute novel, in which respect I think it is probably unique.

Taking us off topic, but I’d love a blog article expanding on this. It’s the one of your novels I’m still confused about what happened in the last quarter, and the one I find myself thinking about at random moments.

Personal theory remains that it was entirely a parody of The Sims and deeper analysis misses the point not supported by your subsequent blog comments to my deep sadness…

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It occurs to me that the Merchant Princes multiverse can be used for paratime operas of any sort. Jaunt, rather than going interstellar.

You can do a Kaiju story with titanisaurs, have murder mysteries set at cross time conventions…. Tales of the paratime precursors… whatever.

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I will only half-seriously suggest a Dragonball-style continually escalating shonen power fantasy, complete with multiple tournament arcs.

If Ghost Engine is the busted-singularity novel, I'm really looking forward to it. Just what we need in these days of "Open"AI and their ilk. Here's hoping a US publication contract is on the table sooner rather than later.

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Some way above i saw “MilSF” and misread it as “MilfSF”; but I think one could argue that Heinlein covered that some time ago. Weber is kinda doing so as well since Honor has definitely become a character describable as older, desirable, and active.

I too like ABBA; did when they were first performing. In fact I took two girlfriends to see the ABBA movie. It was economically sensible since they were sisters so we all went together and I saved a ticket.

Writing advice... can’t really offer much there as it’s not my bailiwick. I will say that I’ve been really enjoying quite a lot of stories that emphatically do not feature people like me. I’ve always considered that the real value of SF is getting to inhabit someone not-me and learn. Female authors are providing a lot my reading in this quest. “The girl in red”, for example, or “The end of Men”.

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Much as I like the trope of the hippy dropping out and encouraging others to leave their livelihoods and families to follow him around the country preaching love and good times for everyone, I think it's been done to death. At least Muhammed had the guts to step out of line and say "blessed are the bureaucrats, for without them we do not eat". Actually, run with that trope... vaguely like the Laundryverse, but the opposition is chill dudes who just want to live their lives, man. Channel a bit of Matt Johnson as your authorial soundtrack.

And surely you could mix in the trope of a group of friends working mediocre jobs in an office somewhere that everything costs far more than their jobs could possibly pay. Yes, it's all fun and exciting and isn't it interesting that a waitress can afford her own apartment in the middle of London? Per the Big Bang Theory fan idea, have her be a secret policeman there to monitor the activities of everyone else. And for a real boot to the eye of the people trying to sell your book, have her get pregnant to one of the other idiots and decide to raise the baby. Is "secret policeman gets activist pregnant" a trope or just a nightmare?

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Re: Navajo skinwalkers.

If you want fiction about them, they showed up in at least three of Tony Hillerman.s mysteries.

If you want to read about people who mix psychopathic violence with shamanism, read Whitehead.s Dark Shamans, because he actually interviewed some practitioners. The problem with Navajo wolves is that there’s no proof they actually exist.

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It's a tough one - Tchaikovsky is knocking off the weird tropes pretty frequently as well. Big Dumb Object is the most obvious, I liked his more recent one that riffed off Beowulf.

Was going to say Outside Context Problem, but destroying Leeds nicely covered that.

Biopunk, or other organic/inorganic development, possibly combined with adapting to a bad climate future. Maybe your take on the whole Last and First Men evolution developing over deep time, rather than just starting at the far end.

Possibly a Culture inversion, with overly paternalistic interfering aliens, the equivalent perhaps of William Tenn's The Liberation of Earth only with beauracracy instead of military.

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John S
Mucular Christianity was particularly apparent on the spurts field & "owned" the libs by persistent bullying & petty torture of anyone showing the slightest interest in literature or the fine arts or anything "sensitive" - was rolled-up with hatred of the "queers" of course, though that was an excuse to cover for the ongoing power-play(s) Petty fascism in fact.

Charlie @ 169
SOME London/City firms are being politely asked by some of their older-but-not-yet-65 employees if they can contribute to the ridiculois costs of paying for a vaccination.
We'll see how that plays out. - Contra to the tories ongoing drive to wreck/privatise the NHS of course.
See also: Vote tory for SHIT in the rivers

Mayhem
John Brunner did that one....

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Probably: the Glasgow worldcon pub crawl is already being planned!

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Yes, it's all fun and exciting and isn't it interesting that a waitress can afford her own apartment in the middle of London? Per the Big Bang Theory fan idea, have her be a secret policeman there to monitor the activities of everyone else.

I wrote a little thing where one of the characters had a government job somewhere in London, sitting at a desk pushing papers around and answering the phone, for some kind of nebulous "Intelligence Taskforce." I might have gotten away with it except that among the readers were at least two who actually wrote for Doctor Who spinoff media...

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I am not a fan of Tchaikovsky. Tropes are merely a starting point, and what is built around them and the writing are both more important. Also, just adding tropes grates - they have to be properly integrated.

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Personal theory remains that it was entirely a parody of The Sims

No, it started out with "what-if we take folks from a transhuman society who are post-gender and indeed post-death and post-standardized-body-plan and dump them into a version of the Stanford Prison Study where they're allocated to arbitrary genders and forced to abide by arbitrary behavioural norms?" ... all in the space of one beer with a pal on a rainy Tuesday afternoon.

Then it acquired another question: in a post-death setting, what do you do with immortal soldiers when the war is over?

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Yers, and there may be another novel in that setting ... but not any time soon.

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A lot of British spyfic and movies from the 1970s involve paper-shuffling and answering telephones rather than dangling from a rope over a web of laser beams to get at Ze Sekret Documents. Even TV shows like Callan had twenty minutes of bureaucratic meetings in an office and five minutes of action in each episode.Much of that might have been to save money in production though.

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Postapocalyptic? Especially if the apocalypse is the kind I talked about a decade ago with Vernor Vinge: a civilization-wide catastrophe distinctive to a high-energy society. (But not nuclear war, please; too much of that has been done.)

The classic superman story is extinct, and rightly so, since the old "hopeful monsters" version of evolution has been abandoned. But perhaps genetic engineering could be used for something comparable.

Philosophers like the Churchlands have speculated about new understandings of the self growing out of more accurate models of cognition than the Cartesian res cogitans. What if cognitive science gives us innovations in self-awareness?

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It happened a couple times in the real world, I think, in England. Also a book by Paul Theroux covers some of the same territory.

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DP @ 152: So how about a future history of the First Church of Donald Trump

Heinlein did pretty much that in Revolt in 2100. Not to say that it can't be done again, better and longer of course.

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I think one could argue that Heinlein covered that some time ago

thought he angled more towards youth for his protagonists' love interests

i remember when i was 16 the line "an explosive bullet hit between her lovely, little-girl breasts" from the moon is a harsh mistress struck me as excitingly transgressive

less so in hindsight tho

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I wonder if something could be done with the noir hard-boiled private detective set in the future. Obviously you'd want to avoid a vanilla cyberpunk setting, but maybe the theocratic takeover of America has enabled an eastern hemisphere dominated by a Chinese hegemony in a world suffering from serious climate problems. Our protagonist is hired to track down a missing young woman. Who turns out to have been under pressure from someone in Vietnam, and who has some odd connections to the power system in Arizona that failed last year, letting several thousand Americans cook when their air conditioning went down. Not that you'd see that on the news channels or social media.

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Is "secret policeman gets activist pregnant" a trope or just a nightmare?

That's actually reality -- it happened repeatedly in the 80s and 90s, hence the "spy cops" scandal.

If you want to turn the trope inside out, run it as "activist gets secret policewoman pregnant", then, on discovering his spouse's other life, gets totally conflicted between outing her for the good of the cause and/or blowing up his personal life (and never seeing his kid again).

But that's a gritty mainstream novel.

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I may buy that book - it is a pity that the Jorkens collections are so expensive.

I got the ebook. No space on my bookshelves, and I can make it large type for when my eyes are tired. It was cheaper than a physical copy, especially when including shipping.

If expense is an issue, maybe persuade your local library to get it? That's been my tactic for a while.

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A lot of British spyfic and movies from the 1970s involve paper-shuffling and answering telephones rather than dangling from a rope over a web of laser beams to get at Ze Sekret Documents.

Some day I'd love to see a spy-fi with an extended rant on the impossibility of doing the dangling-from-the-ceiling-tiles scene inside a portable SCIF (a TEMPEST-shielded shipping container with armed guards and metal detectors on the door).

The whole Mission: Impossible stunt thing is like depicting a jailbreak from a new-build Supermax prison as being similar to one from a late 19th century town jailhouse in the Old West.

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I wonder if something could be done with the noir hard-boiled private detective set in the future.

Robert Sawyer's Red Planet Blues springs to mind. Very deliberately written as a homage to hard-boiled detectives, but also looks at the effects of technology on both crime and detection.

https://www.sfwriter.com/exrp.htm

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in no particular order...

frustrations of a faltering interstellar alliance (the last days of the UFP from Star Trek and/or the failure of any of a dozen pan-galactic civilizations including Poul Anderson's Terran Empire)

temporal cold war rewriting the timeline (yes, that's a hijacking of ST:ENT story arc but still a concept with a lot on the bone to chew upon) including an attempt to prevent various genocides in C20 & C21, a struggle between fascist wannabes and the survivors of those genocides to decide whether the future is ethnically streamlined or multi-cultural or rolled back to the bad old days of 1830s slavery-imperialism-peasantry

Trump & Putin & Johnson as the clueless meatpuppets of an alien race seeking to xenoform Earth by way of deliberately abusive climate change (updated version of infamously awful 1960s series "Invaders") with humanity having covert support of a pan-galactic version of Green Peace sending the eqv of a handful of well-intended naive college interns to uplift the semi-savage hairless apes

set in 2091, struggles over unionizing of miners in deep space and control over asteroid mining... much mention of cyborgs and zero gee sex

behind the scenes of cable teevee foodie show set in 2047... haute cuisine version of 1970s Soylent Green... alternate food sourcing...

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So far as story transferring goes, I still think moving the story of the Ikko-ikki rebellion from medieval Japan to the modern US or UK would work. Of course, reframing the Tai Ping rebellion in the US, with the main rebel being like Trump, would be better, but given global politics, I think the latter is probably a bad idea.

Probably too much work for Charlie, though

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The classic superman story is extinct, and rightly so, since the old "hopeful monsters" version of evolution has been abandoned. But perhaps genetic engineering could be used for something comparable.

Can you elaborate on this? Because I have no idea what you are talking about.

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Assume you may know this already, and it may not be net-worth-it depending on your risk calculus, but the US by policy explicitly does not limit access to COVID vaccines by citizenship, so if business does bring you stateside anyways at some point, you would be able to get vaccinated here.

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Probably too much work for Charlie, though

Sounds like something Harry Turtledove might do. He's already done Stalin-in-America (Joe Steel) and Europe-as-a-fundamentalist-backwater (Through Darkest Europe). Not to mention the whole alternate-world-wars multi-series saga that put his daughters through university…

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Can you elaborate on this? Because I have no idea what you are talking about.

Which part is unclear to you? The bit about hopeful monsters? The bit about genetic engineering?

For hopeful monsters, I'm referring to an idea of an early evolutionary biologist, Goldschmidt, who thought that evolution took place through macromutations that produced a radically different organism, all at once. The idea is sometimes mocked as the "let's found a new species, dear" theory. I'm pretty sure you can find a discussion of it somewhere in Stephen Jay Gould; it's sort of a spiritual precursor of his punctuated equilibrium idea, though punctuated equilibrium still takes multiple generations for species change. A lot of science fiction and comic books about superhumans seem to like the idea that they appear all at once through a single big mutation, but it really has serious problems as biology.

I'm not sure what to say about genetic engineering.

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In terms of tropes, have you done anything with theme parks, circuses, or carnivals? I'm thinking anything from works like Dream Park (technologically enhanced LARPing) to the travelling show staffed by cryptids and any number of other genre permutations of these venues.

Or how about reality TV shows? There have been several successful superhero / reality TV combinations, but I'm not aware of any magical realism or urban fantasy variants.

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In terms of tropes, have you done anything with theme parks, circuses, or carnivals?

No, and I'm not going to (those things hold zero personal appeal for me).

As for reality TV shows ... blech. (Although the New Management has plenty of scope for such ...)

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Which part is unclear to you? The bit about hopeful monsters? The bit about genetic engineering?

The bit about hopeful monsters -- I had never seen this expression before. Thank you for the answer.

I suspected that once you explain what "hopeful monsters" are, the genetic engineering bit would become obvious, and it did.

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There are six short books. They seem to be sold at a reasonable price now but, when I first looked, they were of the order of 40 pounds each.

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What? You're not going to outdo the Hunger Games?

No, I haven't seen it, won't do so, and wouldn't buy such a book even by you. It would be just TOO depressing.

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The Hunger Games was originally a pretty decent young adult novel. Then it turned out to be a runaway bestseller so her publishers chained her to a hot word processor to the tune of two bestselling (but not terribly good) sequels, and then Hollywood took over. The first book set a new benchmark for millennial/gen-Z dystopian fiction, if you can cope with a lachrymose/romantic happy ending bolted onto it (because apparently Kids Today can't cope with an ending even as grotesquely unpleasant as Narnia).

It is in turn a watered-down version of the Battle Royale trope (exploding collar bombs! Teenage headsplodey porn! Nobody escapes alive!) which I can live without, although it's pretty popular in movie terms (the entire Suicide Squad franchise seems to be an attempt to mix Battle Royale into the DC Supervillain universe).

If you want to see it done properly, re-watch The Dirty Dozen. (But don't expect me to rewrite it.)

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In terms of tropes, have you done anything with theme parks, circuses, or carnivals? No, and I'm not going to (those things hold zero personal appeal for me).

And "Escape from Yokai Land" doesn't tick the "theme park" box?

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I want you to know that I only went there under protest (it was my wife's birthday). And the core conceit of the novella was hers: "what if the Colour out of Space was Hello Kitty pink?"

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I read the Hunger Games because my kids were enjoying them and I wanted something to talk about. By the time I got to the final book I was tired of waiting for the main character to have to actually make a difficult decision. At no point did she have to actually make one of the dozens of horrible choices she wrestled with through the entire series. The plot always, invariably, resolved the problem for her.

At the time I wrote it off to the demands of YA for a wide audience, but there exist plenty of excellent YA novels with more realism and more character development.

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And you don’t think of yokai as Laundryverse shapeshifters? SMH…

Yes, I read and enjoyed that story. I’m just throwing elbows towards anyone who thinks that Larry Talbot Shall Be Ye Archetypal Werewolf, and Everyone Else’s Shapeshiters Shall Be Appropriated For This Trope.

Pfui, as one Nero Wolfe used to say. As we both know, it’s entirely possible for an artist to respectfully use some other culture’s creation while shaping it to one’s own universe.

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lachrymose/romantic happy ending bolted onto it

I read "Hunger Games" when it first came out and never read it again, so I may be misremembering, but my recollection is that throughout the book Katniss Everdeen keeps missing Peeta's romantic overtures which are so obvious, it makes her look just stupid (or maybe completely asexual). And after Games are over, President Snow basically orders them to get married. None of which sounds exactly romantic or happy-ending. Well, maybe happy-ending for Peeta.

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One of the standard tropes of SF is "science is easy"; individuals can make epochal discoveries, initial discovery to mass production is a matter of months, full comprehension of the consequences arrives with the discovery, all of the heady mix of early SF authors not fully comprehending aviation and quantum devices as those things went up the steep leg of the logistics curve and then massively overgeneralizing.

There's probably a novel in "what is actually wrong with our habitat's life support?" (it's tenths of percents right now, but the voyage (or the mortgage) has some time to run, and the implications are stark) via actual doing of science.

Not the easiest thing to write in the present cultural circumstances, admittedly.

The related trope is the correct iconoclast; their individual brilliance allows them to have a better understanding and be more effective than everyone conventional around them. The trick with this one would be writing it from the viewpoint of the iconoclast, making them sympathetic, and sufficiently subtly wrong that they stay sympathetic. Which seems like hard mode in tap shoes.

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Charlie Stross in 205:

"chained her to a hot word processor"... OH! YOU BRUTES! forcing her to carry those heavy, heavy sacks of silver 'n gold to the bank upon her weary, weary back... definitely was her personal version of 'Peter Rabbit and brier patch'

hmmm... updated 'Peter Rabbit and brier patch'... tweaked critters trapped to endlessly cycle their scripted lines in a real flesh version of kiddie safe playgrounds scattered in multiple locales due to brutal corporate struggles over vacation bookings... why travel to Disneyworld (5000 km) if a scaled down version can be achieved with a customized playground in every high value neighborhood? 1000+ worldwide given there's enough rich families within 10 km with jaded parents and mass market intellectual property loving offspring... robotic-animal-cyborgs running off scripts deployed from corporate HQ via AGI-chatGPT-tailoring to regional languages and political bias of parents... this week it's Ninja Turtles™, next week it's My Little Pony™ and every Christmas™-Halloween™-local-festival-day™ it's whatever characters and songs and dialog causes children to drag their parents along to pay the admission...

yeah... that's a horror novel just waiting to gnaw at our eyeballs

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Katniss Everdeen keeps missing Peeta's romantic overtures which are so obvious

That bit struck me as quite realistic. Kids grow that way inclined at different speeds and often unrelated to what their body is doing. Just because some seven year olds can get pregnant doesn't mean that all seven year olds are ready to get married and settle down.

Likewise an authoritarian in an authoritarian society saying "you two get married" ... history is full of that to the point where "marry for love" is something of a modern trope.

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a novel in "what is actually wrong with our habitat's life support?"

One of the reasonably name authors has a generation ship written largely from a kid PoV where that's the big question. The stressed out parent is the chief trouble-shooter in a world/ship where balancing the ecology is multiple people's full time jobs. "you will eat more saly food, we have too much salt" being one minor issue mentioned.

(names? what do you mean "names"? I barely remember my own, you can't expect me to remember the name of someone whose book I read)

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Kim Stanley Robinson, perhaps?

Anyway, there’s a deep issue here about what science fiction is.

If it’s fiction with science tropes, then “make science realistic” makes sense. If it’s fiction for scientists,, then why not give them some entertainment? I mean, science generally fails. Want to read about that? Or you want to giggle at unrealistic wish fulfillment.

While I agree that scientists aren’t often good writers, it’s worth pointing out that humanities types can badly miss things through their own educational lacunae.. This is where we get science fiction tropes getting codified and then taking on greater importance than the original science.

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Charlie, given your background, one myths you can legitimately appropriate is Judaism. Here’s another idea to ignore:

The setting has a reasonably large Jewish population. Perhaps a fictional neighborhood in a UK city?

The Ark of the Covenant hides itself in the neighborhood. Perhaps it’s above a deli, so the smoke from sacrifices goes unnoticed? Whatever.

Reality becomes increasing mystical, Temple era Jewish the more active the Ark is and the closer you are to it. Golems work. Angels manifest and say “Please stop screaming, I just have a message for you.” Giants and unicorns slouch in the alleys. That sort of thing. And most people are, of course, Unobservant and therefore do not notice. But some people are Observant, and take advantage of the situation. The conflict between modern reality and the Ark can get interesting.

Anyway, want a plot? The Ark declares a Jubilee year, and reality plotzes all around it. And, I am telling you, it is a trying time.

Want bad guys? Throw in a bunch of vegan Dominionists, just to make YHWH plotz too.

Oy.

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Moz
Why do you think that in a very high proportion of the arranged dynastic marriages in the Middle Ages, either or both partners also had lovers &/or mistresses?
We usually only hear of the men having affairs, but closer study shows that the women were, actually, not too far behind in that exercise ....
{ Start with Eleanor of Castile? Or Henry V's widow? Or, very likely Anne of Austria, or .....}

H
Unfortunately, one of the best scientist-&-SF-writers died of a Brain Tumour, some years back.

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How about the trope where half the characters repeat whatever they're told back to the speaker, either as a question or as shocking new information?

"It's Tuesday"

"Did you know that it's Tuesday?"

"You obviously don't know what day it is, today is Tuesday"

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Some day I'd love to see a spy-fi with an extended rant on the impossibility of doing the dangling-from-the-ceiling-tiles scene inside a portable SCIF (a TEMPEST-shielded shipping container with armed guards and metal detectors on the door).

Darn it, now you've gotten me imagining the Hollywood movie version of that, with full CIA-off-the-leash spy nonsense. The protagonists need the MacGuffin information and can't get it because of, well, everything you said. So they organize a big attack on the opposition camp; should it happen to actually take the site, great. But really it's a diversion to get everyone on the ground busy while the protagonists come in with a big cargo helicopter and steal the SCIF.

This plan is obviously completely bonkers. But then, reality includes the Glomar Explorer and Operation Ivy Bells and the thing in the Moscow embassy, so this sounds plausible enough for two hours of Hollywood explosion movie.

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Actually, most epochal scientific discoveries ARE made by individuals or small groups of people, but (as you imply) it's a hell of a long way from those to actual use. It's not the science but the engineering that takes the effort and time, though a hell of a lot of what is called science is actually engineering.

I agree with you that the trope to which you refer grates.

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The cargo helicopter would have to perform insane aerobatics to prevent the people still inside the container from standing up long enough to delete the data.

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I'm referring to an idea of an early evolutionary biologist, Goldschmidt, who thought that evolution took place through macromutations that produced a radically different organism, all at once.

That model is, ah, not right. (Is that charitable enough?) Bizarrely, and illustrative of how biology is always more complex and crazy than anyone expects, I can think of two occasions where that happened, more or less.

The marbled crayfish is a new species, only noticed less than 30 years ago. At some point one individual crustacean got a mutation that allowed it to reproduce by parthenogenesis; it proceeded to do so with great fecundity. The EU has opinions about this and added it to their invasive species list.

Over in North America can be found the gray treefrog and also the Cope's gray treefrog; as you'd guess, they are gray frogs that like woodland habitats. If you can't tell any difference, don't worry about it; neither could frog biologists for a long time. In the field, about the only way to know is by sound, as they have slightly different mating calls. But genetic testing revealed that the former is tetraploid, unable to interbreed with the latter. Apparently at some point there was a single brood with the tetraploid mutation; with luck (and incest) they managed to establish a viable population.

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The cargo helicopter would have to perform insane aerobatics to prevent the people still inside the container from standing up long enough to delete the data.

You have obviously given this more thought than a Hollywood executive would.

But imagine the dramatic scene where the clerk inside the SCIF frantically throws secret documents out into the sky, with secrets flying away in the breeze! (Whatever drops randomly onto the ground might be recovered by the enemy; anything that stays is certain to be examined.) Folders and loose pages flying everywhere! Frantic tearing at cabinets trying to pull out computers full of secrets! Struggles with secure encryption machines too securely bolted to the walls!

Yeah, we're definitely over-thinking this. :-)

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One of the standard tropes of SF is "science is easy"

Yeah, because most SF authors aren't working scientists (and have no experience of such work). There are notable exceptions -- for example, Timescape by Gregory Benford -- but as it won the Nebula in 1980 it's a very 1970s-tinted vision of how to do science: subsequent updates are rare as actual working science tends to lack the dramatic element readers are looking for in their popular entertainment.

(I have played with the "lone mad scientist" trope, though, in The Annihilation Score -- the superhero/supervillain Laundry novel, in which we get to see that Mad Science in the 21st century actually takes a Mad Science Corporation (or similar scale organization) rather than a lone crazy. And again in the New Management, only Professor Skullface isn't a scientist so much as a demon-haunted inventor of gadgets ...)

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I want you to know that I only went there under protest (it was my wife's birthday).

Well I enjoyed "Escape From Yokai Land" even if you didn't! Which probably says a lot more about me than it does about you. ;)

Anyway, on with the tropes...

If MilSF has to be a thing then "All Quiet on the Western Front ... in Spaaaceee" might be entertaining with a Strossian twist. There's also "Das Boot ... in Spaaacee" to think about. The similarities between a submarine and a space ship are all too obvious. Two sub commanders from WW2 make an interesting contrast: David Wanklyn VC (HMS Upholder): neurotic and tearing himself to pieces about the large Italian troop ship he sank. And Anthony Miers VC (HMS Torbay): martinet and war criminal. Obviously the first died, and the second survived WW2.

Still those ideas are not really tropes so much as plot ideas.

What I haven't seen is a SciFi Political Thriller -- though I haven't read the Merchant Princes Series yet (I'm leaving it for later).

First a bit of background. At Oxford I frequently attended parties where the Cream (Scum?) of The Union and the Oxford University Conservative Association were in attendance. William Hague, Michael Gove, Boris Johnson, David Cameron (who was actually at my College). What you become aware of is that their supreme skill is spouting bollocks -- however nonsensical -- and then having the skill and charisma to defend the position.

And charisma and unembarrassability are the key skills needed in almost any political situation.

One of the things people often forget is that there is no government position on anything -- because all of the politicians are forever arguing. We've seen it on the blog comments here: "NATO thinks this", or "The West thinks that". No! Jens Stoltenberg might think something, but Poland's Prime Minister, or Hungary's or Turkey's probably think something else. Not to mention Mr Trump and Mr Biden. I once read an anecdote (from Dayan, I think) that when he was young he thought that a kindly bearded old man was guiding the steps of Israel, but that he'd since learnt that instead it was a bunch of uncouth furiously arguing politicians. This is where conspiracy theories go wrong: conspiracies require a unity of purpose that is rare in small groups, but actually impossible in anything much larger than a dozen individuals.

And things don't get much better in an authoritarian society either. Persuasion works better over the long term than violence. Too many people falling out of windows, for example, forces political players to evaluate the assassination strategy.

As you can see, the Geas of the LaundryVerse pretty much rules out human politics; why persuade when you can command?

So, to pick out an idea from further up the page, if I was writing something about spies from the perspective of "M", I'd be highlighting the interactions "M" has with MI5 (now the Security Service or SS as I prefer to call them) who are continuously investigating my people for treason. Or Special Branch (part of the Met) who do day-to-day leg work (such as confiscating my desktop at the behest of the US Secret Service/NSA). Or very occasionally interacting with the SAS (Rory Stewart in Afghanistan as part of a Jedburgh team). Not to mention M's interactions with the Prime Minister and the supervisory politicians on JIC (Joint Intelligence Committee). I think that GCHQ is now independent of MI6, so there'll be interactions there. Finally, there are twelve people who act as "referers" who are there to provide an outside perspective and try to prevent institutional group think.

As you might guess, it wasn't only political wallies I ran into at Oxford.

As for Alien politics, well, I offer you Chimp Politics: "I am bigger than you, so do what I want or I hit you." Any similarity to Human Politics is purely coincidental, eh? ;)

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Naah. It's pretty hard to miss a big-ass cargo helicopter hovering 20 metres up while specops types hook cargo cables up to the big box you're trying to work inside.

Most likely a prelude to stealing the SCIF would involve poking a hole in the air intake filters and saturating the interior with aerosolized carfentanyl. (Effectively a nerve gas for which there exists an effective injectable antidote -- used by Russian special forces during the Moscow theatre siege of 2002.)

Then you drive up in an army green low-loader with a crane and a bunch of guys in uniforms with forged papers and load the container on the back and drive off. (There aren't many choppers out there that can carry a 1TEU container: trucks on the other hand are ubiquitous and anonymous ...)

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As for Alien politics, well, I offer you Chimp Politics: "I am bigger than you, so do what I want or I hit you." Any similarity to Human Politics is purely coincidental, eh? ;)

As outdated as Alpha Wolves, I'm afraid; there are "I am bigger than you" chimpanzee leaders, but apparently their careers are notably shorter than coalition-builders. (see Frans de Waal's early work for details.)

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I'm sure someday Gen-X, Gen-Z & Millennials (plus the kids being born today) will develop cultures of their own.

Gee, thanks.

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Actually, there are quite a lot of such examples, including a few that originated in the UK - I can't remember them, offhand, but Heteromeles might. The bigger problem is that Darwinian evolution requires that every stage be more advantageous than its predecessor (with minor statistical aberrations), and there are species where nobody has been able to think of a convincing path from the ancestor to the descendant species. Human bipedality is one such example. And it is those examples that fuelled the epochal evolution hypotheses, though modern research shows a lot more evidence. As far as I know, the sanest theories are that such changes happened in special circumstances, where there was little evolutionary pressure against otherwise detrimental changes - e.g. birds landing on an island free of other vertebrates.

https://www.nature.com/articles/news.2009.1134

What there is considerable evidence against is really huge changes, such as are needed for the mutant fantasy tropes.

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"what is actually wrong with our habitat's life support?" (it's tenths of percents right now, but the voyage (or the mortgage) has some time to run, and the implications are stark) via actual doing of science.

Moz and Heteromeles have already identified Kim Stanley Robinson's Aurora as an example of this. ISTR that KSR described the challenges of keeping a generation ship from ecological destruction pretty well. Lots of unsexy things that had to be tracked and corrected, because not tracking / correcting them meant death, slow or fast.

Bonus points for the people doing this are the fifth generation of inhabitants of the generation ship. The people who went first were all supremely competent volunteers. Their descendants? Same mixture of competent and incompetent as we have here on Earth.

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Charlie @ 224: [...] in which we get to see that Mad Science in the 21st century actually takes a Mad Science Corporation (or similar scale organization) rather than a lone crazy.

The real life example of this is Aum Shinrikyo, which was a large organisation with multi-million dollar funding and actual science PhDs amongst its true believers. Read the Wikipedia article and giggle at their farcical attempts at chemical and biological terror, before they finally got good enough to actually kill some people. At which point the hammer came down hard and they ceased to exist. Up to that point nobody had realised that there were any attacks happening:

In July 1993, cult members sprayed large amounts of liquid containing Bacillus anthracis spores from a cooling tower on the roof of Aum Shinrikyo's Tokyo headquarters. However, their plan to cause an anthrax epidemic failed. The attack resulted in a large number of complaints about bad odors but no infections.

Poisons and bio-warfare agents get highly diluted before they reach a significant number of people, even on a crowded subway. So you need thousands of times the LD50 per victim. Producing that much of a lethal agent without killing yourself is hard. Doing it without causing a noticeable spike in illnesses downwind of you is even harder. Ironically, if Aum had merely handed out handguns and told its followers to start shooting bystanders at 17:36 exactly they would have had a far higher body count.

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I said @ 217 ... Unfortunately, one of the best scientist-&-SF-writers died of a Brain Tumour, some years back. - Charles Sheffield

Dave Lester
Oh dear: - "How true these words are - even today!" { Repeated quote for laughs, from the long-ago R4 series "The Navy Lark" by the utterly useless padre. }
Or, as I observed yesterday, in the pub, whilst discussing the inanities ( Or should that be Onanities? ) of Local misgovernment ... Never reach for a carrot, when you think that a stick will do

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I assume you've read Kim Newman's 'Life's Lottery'? If not, do.

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most SF authors aren't working scientists

You've mentioned Benford. From memory, also

  • David Brin
  • Peter Watts
  • Fred Hoyle
  • Poul Anderson
  • Carl Sagan
  • Isaac Asimov

All male, most not writing much (or any) fiction anymore. I'm making an effort to read more widely now, but don't really pay attention to authors' educational background anymore so can't remember the background of anyone I've read recently. Hell, I often struggle remembering the author's name now, which makes finding them again on my iPad (sorted by author name) tricky*. Mia culpa.

If we include engineers, there's a lot more. And a lot of the 'single scientist' plots are actually mostly engineering. Although I suspect that we should consider engineers separately — the thought processes for science and engineering are often very different.

S.L. Huang is a mathematician.

Robert Sawyer isn't a scientist, but he did a decent job of the physicists in Flashforward. (At least according to a physicist I chatted with at Perimeter Institute.) Too bad Hollywood decided that physicists are boring and switched the main character from physicist to FBI agent in the screen adaptation…

*One downside to switching to ebooks for fiction. My memory for books turns out to be very much like 'blue cover with some red, on the shelf this height and this far from the edge'. Which doesn't work for ebooks in the iPad, obviously.

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Bonus points for the people doing this are the fifth generation of inhabitants of the generation ship. The people who went first were all supremely competent volunteers. Their descendants? Same mixture of competent and incompetent as we have here on Earth.

Poul Anderson did the reverse with Tales of the Flying Mountains. The interstellar voyagers had some competent volunteers, but most of the crew weren't. They figured the next generation would be basically normal despite what their parents were like, and designed the ship accordingly. (From memory, might have got the details wrong.)

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Then you drive up in an army green low-loader with a crane and a bunch of guys in uniforms with forged papers...

Interestingly, one of the very few successful escapes from Alcatraz worked that way. One prisoner worked in the print shop, another worked in the mail room, and one day the warden received a letter regarding some pardons. The four listed inmates were collected by the guards and turned out on the mainland.

Pretty soon the penny dropped and three of them were collected again, but one was never found.

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SS
Or, you could pretend to be dead & be buried at sea ...
Oops, that's The Count of Monte Cristo

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Or, you could pretend to be dead & be buried at sea ...

He was dead and buried in space.

Or was he? Cue long search on the most probable trajectories by multiple parties, each of whom has something to prove.

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The bigger problem is that Darwinian evolution requires that every stage be more advantageous than its predecessor (with minor statistical aberrations)

Not true: it just requires that each stage not be disadvantageous compared to the previous one -- and only under conditions prevailing at the time the change takes place (for as long as it takes to be passed on to descendants).

Evolution proceeds via a drunkard's walk through the space of possible mutations, with a filter that weeds out non-viable mutations. That's all.

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In fact, disadvantageous mutations can also become universal, almost invariably the result of inbreeding. While it is more common that a neutral mutation becomes universal, it's still unlikely. You can increase the probabilities by assuming very small populations, but that makes the chance of extinction much higher. It's the difference between an undirected random walk and a directed one. Once upon a time, I could have given you the formulae off the top of my head, but no longer.

Anyway, a long chain of such things produces a resulting probability that, while not in Boltzman brains territory, is astronomically unlikely. That was my main point.

Your point about possibly temporary conditions is the key - characteristics can become universal remarkably quickly if there is even a small amount of selective pressure in favour of them.

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Advantage is based on environmental conditions, as the non-avian dinosaurs discovered at the end of the Cretaceous. And it depends on relationships with other species, as cattle discovered, but aurochs did not. And a huge chunk of variation is selectively neutral. Then, on rare occasions, some previously random and neutral set of traits becomes selectively advantageous, which is why some species can take over with extraordinary rapidity. Urban weeds are an example of this. They got lucky to happen to have a set of traits that make it possible for them to proliferate in modern cities. Antibiotic resistance also can follow this pattern: it shows up in wild bacteria that have never been exposed to those antibiotics. The resistance was already there for some other reason.

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Yes. That's essentially what I said! I was trying to explain why 'simple' mutations are common, and speciation is not a rare event, but why the fantasy trope of macromutations is so implausible. It all comes down to probabilities. As a mathematician, I believe in events that occur with a probability of 10^-100 - in all other contexts, I don't :-)

Actually, I don't think that it is rare that neutral traits become beneficial (or, for that matter, detrimental), but that's a debate for another day ....

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Getting back to the original topic, has Charlie written a madcap comedy? (Sometimes called screwball comedy, I think.) Is that a trope or a genre? (I get confused about the difference.)

Maybe Trunk and Disorderly, although that doesn't seem to quite fit the sheer craziness I associate with madcaps.

Which reminds me: I haven't read the latest Jodi Taylor St. Mary's book yet. Something to look forward to…

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Off topic, but of probable interest to a number of folks here…

There's currently a Kickstarter running for a graphic novel version of Good Omens, supported by Terry Pratchett's estate. Looks decent, but the shipping costs for non-UK addresses equal (or exceed) the cost of the book.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/dunmanifestin/good-omens

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Getting back to the original topic, has Charlie written a madcap comedy?

It's really hard to do screwball comedy at book length! There are outbreaks of it in my work (see the dinner party scene in The Nightmare Stacks, for example) but novels consisting purely of comedy ... no, not so much: don't think I can actually do that.

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You've mentioned Benford. From memory, also

Alastair Reynolds is an astrophysicist, and cites Benford as his inspiration to write science fiction

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»but novels consisting purely of comedy ... no, not so much: don't think I can actually do that.«

Comedy requires a solid background to be funny against, and of the top of my head I can't recall a single novel which has more than about 20-30% comedy.

The most obvious book Charlie hasn't written yet, is the one inspired by Twain's "Life on Mississippi" where he regales the reader with tall tales from his youth as a UNIX-wrangler.

I would buy it!

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Perhaps a black comedy, sir? Or a farce?

I’ll admit, the title that keeps occurring to me is A Child’s Book of Nonsensical Prose, by Charles Stross and Peter Watts.

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So Quantum of Nightmares wasn't enough of a black comedy for you?!?

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Edward Lir?

Old Strossum's Book of Theoretical, Practical and Impractical Cats?

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I don't know which trope it fits in, nor what plot could make sense, but I'm imagining something written from the point of view of the starship's cat, named Menhit, of course.

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This is kind of close. Not a cat, but an uplifted capuchin monkey: https://www.amazon.com/Lovelock-Mayflower-Trilogy-Book-1/dp/031287751X

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My thought was that OGH's cat Menhit is named after a war goddess, so this cat character would be more bloodthirsty than the crew expected when she came aboard.

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Speaking of tropes, "temporarily embarrassed millionaire" anyone?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGNFR7pgxDY Billy Bragg covers "Rich men earning north of a million"

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"Spherical cats in a vacuum cleaner", surely? Which also makes the natural unit the Watts-Stross :) (joules per second per cat per square metre)

I'm still getting over XKCD's recent cartoon about the feline car wash. Look at that and tell me it's not a big cat in a box.

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Haven't read any comments and not sure this is a trope.

But I'd really like someone to tackle this: solving societal problems (whether global, time/generational or interplanetary) without resorting to violence. So instead of shoot-em ups, we get some really interesting mind-bending problem solving. Not just exposés but some ideas about how to address what seems like an increase in acceptance of using physical violence.

The reason I mention this is because I recently read about the injuries/loss of life to-date in the Russia-Ukraine war - half a million and rising. My gut reaction: Violence is the ultimate in stupidity. (Why are you throwing people's lives away? You're only going to create more problems down the road for those affected - not just the ones who died/were injured but their families/friends as well.)

Ditto for antiquated economics: the GDP is purportedly by some right-ish pols the ultimate metric for measuring an economic winner. Not so if you look closely. Anyways, the $$$ is the other sword of the would-be oppressor. Not sure but from my POV, the concept of 'recycling' (circular economics) is newish in economics - at least in the headlines and could be popularized via fiction.

Charlie -

I think you do satire very well so I hope that you'll consider trashing the notion of 'heroes win by violence or by economic sleight of hand'.

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Heteromeles @ 176:

Re: Navajo skinwalkers.

If you want fiction about them, they showed up in at least three of Tony Hillerman.s mysteries.

If you want to read about people who mix psychopathic violence with shamanism, read Whitehead.s Dark Shamans, because he actually interviewed some practitioners. The problem with Navajo wolves is that there’s no proof they actually exist.

Ha! You missed it. Not skinwalkers, SKI walkers ... Navajo SKI walkers like the Jamaican Bobsled Team

Upside-down smiley -> 🙃

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Greg Tingey @ 178:

John S
Mucular Christianity was particularly apparent on the spurts field & "owned" the libs by persistent bullying & petty torture of anyone showing the slightest interest in literature or the fine arts or anything "sensitive" - was rolled-up with hatred of the "queers" of course, though that was an excuse to cover for the ongoing power-play(s) Petty fascism in fact.

I'm fairly familiar with it from first-hand encounters. In its 19th century origins it was NOT about "owning the libs" ... that has actually come within my lifetime, and in the later part of it at that.

The version of "Muscular Christianity" I encountered in the U.S. public schools** were not really in any way fascist, just "a healthy mind in a healthy body" taken to its illogical extreme.

U.S. public schools have a thing called "recess" which usually follows closely on to the lunch period when the students are taken out doors to "play" - mostly some kind of organized sport (kids can't be allowed to just run around whooping & hollering like kids, not durning school - it's got to EDGE-YOU-KATE you!) ... softball, soccer (football), basketball ... in which the class or classes is/are divided up into teams usually by the teacher having the two most popular boys take alternate picks.

Suffice it to say my abilities at sports were such I was never picked first for any team.

Petty fascism in that regard was just that, petty, childishly so. The kids I went to school with wouldn't have recognized REAL fascism if it had come up and bit them on the hind parts; for all that casual unthinking racism was pervasive then (unlike today when it's anything BUT unthinking).

OTOH, I did fairly well in music & art classes ... and folk dancing

** which are NOT the same as English Public Schools, being actually PUBLIC, everybody's kids can attend at taxpayer expense - English style Public Schools are private schools here in the U.S.)

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Yes, you got me!

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Howard NYC @ 212:

Charlie Stross in 205:

"chained her to a hot word processor"... OH! YOU BRUTES! forcing her to carry those heavy, heavy sacks of silver 'n gold to the bank upon her weary, weary back... definitely was her personal version of 'Peter Rabbit and brier patch'

IIRC, the brier patch was Br'er Rabbit, not Peter.

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Perhaps some of your works already cover this, but a story about becoming or discovering you already are the Other? But in a joyous way instead of a horrifying way.

Not realy your style, but an example would be Katalepsis. I'm not sure that this trope inherently has the high concept or satire you usually go for.

Idk, just a fairly rare trope that I love. Probably has nothing to do with being trans and neurodivergent.

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anonemouse @ 228:

I'm sure someday Gen-X, Gen-Z & Millennials (plus the kids being born today) will develop cultures of their own.

Gee, thanks.

You're welcome, but don't forget the other part: "I hope they will find something worth keeping from ours."

... or that I think it's not only inevitable, but desireable.

What DP characterized as "Boomer culture" didn't spring fully formed from the forehead of Elvis like Athena ... it was both an extension of & a reaction to the culture our parents raised us in shaped by the events of our times.

Just like our parents' culture extended & reacted to their parents' culture and the events that shaped our parents lives ... it's generations reacting like turtles all the way down.

Why should it be any different for y'all?

“What is happening to our young people? They disrespect their elders, they disobey their parents. They ignore the law. They riot in the streets inflamed with wild notions. Their morals are decaying. What is to become of them?”
     – Plato
“We live in a decaying age. Young people no longer respect their parents. They are rude and impatient. They frequently inhabit taverns and have no self control”
     Inscription on a 6,000 year old Egyptian tomb

I'm sure, if we could find them, there were contemporaneous complaints from young people about what old fuddy-duddys their nagging parents & elders were. For every "Kids today blah blah blah ..." there was (and IS) an equal and opposite "Parents just don't understand ..."

Just because I don't agree with some of the things they say & do doesn't make them wrong ... same as when I couldn't always agree with MY parents. I try to remember all the times I said, "I'm NOT going to be like that when I'm a grown up!"

IF I ever DO grow up ... 😏

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Paul @ 238:

Or, you could pretend to be dead & be buried at sea ...

He was dead and buried in space.

Or was he? Cue long search on the most probable trajectories by multiple parties, each of whom has something to prove.

Bujold has a short story in the Vorkosigan Saga on that theme, Aftermaths

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Charlie Stross in 238:

Another useful definition of -- or rather an insight into -- evolution is it less a matter of a species heading towards a destination as it is seeking to move away from a source of stress.

Living in deserts, mammals develop kidneys more effective at losing less water.

Variations in skin tone amongst our own species of hairless apes in response to excessive sunlight being just one example. There's likely a gazillion variants of skin tone, each having advantages and disadvantages in each of a zillion ecological niches.

Indeed, when considering species in dire straits (examples such Brittianius Toyious and Americus Republicus) will undergo frantic attempts at adapting to changes in their respective political ecologies. Though with outcomes ranging from moderately effective to outright self-destructive to toxic die-off.

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Anybody writing that story absolutely must mention the traditional greeting of the Ski'ites, "Slalom alaikum".

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Cats in space:
ONE name: - P. M. A. Linebarger { "Cordwainer Smith" }

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Charlie, have you ever tried letting go of the sci-fi mindset while writing?

By which I mean, the deeply ingrained knowledge/belief that deep down, everything in the universe is governed by impartial and impersonal rules.

You can write fantasy with this mindset, and plenty authors do, but it leaks through. I think GRRM is the best example of a modern fantasy writer who is very good, but writes with sci-fi mindset, and as a result the magic feels out of place. Like he's consciously switching gears - "right, I'm going to invoke fantasy tropes now... and done, back to Romantic pseudohistorical fiction."

Not even going to mention Sanderson, who turns magic into a video game.

Compare and contrast, for example, LeGuin's Earthsea series. Oh, and all her sci-fi, which is written with a fantasy mindset.

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Actually, it's the other way round. The original skin colour of our species was dark brown, and most gene pools retain it - it is the reaction to inadequate sunlight (i.e. vitamin D deficiency) that caused the flavism.

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Elderly Cynic in 268:

oooooops... you caught me...

I'd been setting up that post for sake of mashing up soon-to-be-extinct parasitical species Britianius Toryious and Americus Republicus into a snark involving (dreaded) evolution and 'political ecology' and how they are refusing to be rational... I'm just chaffed raw reading about Greece burning, Hawaii burning, coral reefs cooking, Ukraine faltering and instead of fight fascism or fixing the world... we can only watch it all die in highest rez real time feeds on our handheld supercomputers... my attempts at distraction unsuccessful...

oh... another overlooked topic for OGH to consider! 'justice for all' after Gaia awakens and every critter on the planet is on the jury evaluating humanity's crimes...

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warning : looks like you got hackernewed, and given the tone deafness of the few comments on zombies slave revolt I saw, you may have some moderation headache coming.

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I’ll admit, the title that keeps occurring to me is A Child’s Book of Nonsensical Prose, by Charles Stross and Peter Watts.

A Stross/Watts collaboration would be interesting, especially considering Watts' optimistic outlook.

(Seriously, he considers himself an optimist. Angry, but optimistic.)

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the brier patch was Br'er Rabbit, not Peter.

I assumed the mingling of two country's children's stories was intentional. Enid Blyton in the Old South…

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I wonder if something could be done with the noir hard-boiled private detective set in the future.

Larry Niven’s “The Meddler” or Alastair Reynolds "The Prefect"

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Who is Sanderson?

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The eponymous Prefect is definitely hard-boiled, but unlike pretty much every other fictional hard-boiled detective, he relentlessly refuses to bend rules and sticks to the legal procedure -- despite many of his colleagues clamoring otherwise. And succeeds.

The Prefect is the very opposite of Dirty Harry.

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Mole salamanders in North America have complex reproductive strategies that, for some species / species complexes, include hybridization and parthenogenesis. The parthenogenetic hybrids are always female and still require insemination, but don't actually use any of the spermatozoa, so they are in sperm competition with females of both parent species. Offspring usually have multiple copies of the mother's genome, but not always, increasing in subsequent generations.

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You're asking me to let go of rationality. Sorry, my brain doesn't want to do that! Might as well ask me to believe in God.

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You're asking me to let go of rationality. Sorry, my brain doesn't want to do that!

Possibly that was what was meant; but I took it to mean that perhaps the storyline should be more stochastic.

The problem with that sort of thing is that readers get pissed off by the random it just happenedness of it all.

It's one of the features of much literary fiction that things happen for a reason, but reality often does include a lot more "random shit" than narrative fiction would allow.

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There is one trope I don't think you have hit: The Cassandra syndrome. Sometimes shows up as the village idiot who speaks the truth but nobody pays attention. For a near(ish) future story, have a LLM AI model actually telling/warning people about something, but since LLM AIs have been been found to be unreliable nobody pays attention....

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Or a genuine strong AI, but since strong AIs tend to say things people don't want to hear nobody pays attention.

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Actually, you can hang on to rationality, just with a set of natural laws that are entirely different from what we are accustomed to. It's DAMN hard to do build such a world, which is why it's rarely attempted, and even more rarely done successfully. I don't know if you would call it a trope or a meta-trope. It's much easier to adopt a variant of the fairytale myths of yore, though it's very boring the way that most authors also adopt a pseudo-mediaeval world.

The Laundryverse (and Missile Gap) goes some of the way there, but even that is our world with added magic. My guess is that it would double the time to write a novel, even if you could pull it off. I know that I can't, because I have had several seed ideas, and floundered fleshing them out (even ignoring the fact that I can't write readable fiction).

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Actually, you can hang on to rationality, just with a set of natural laws that are entirely different from what we are accustomed to.

You need not invent your own world: our quantum reality is quite confusing enough for most of us to give up ;)

I must re-read Hannu Rajaniemi's Quantum Thief to see if there's anything I missed on a first reading that helps explain what's going on.

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"Overly paternalistic interfering aliens" instantly brought to mind Jack Williamson's response to Asimov's Three Laws, The Humanoids.

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Doing this in one post, this is not my blog: "Hopeful monsters"... Also in reply to @225 and persuasion: have you read my first novel, 11,000 Years? 256: also about persuasion, and less violence - that's my next novel, Becoming Terran, coming out hopefully later this year.

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Vegan. Dominionists.
mark runs, screaming....

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Ah, right. Charlie, have you ever seen Lindsay Anderson's O Lucky Man? Several things - he could stumble through the New Management coming out find (as the hero does, as long as he stays with the hippies, he's safe), then....

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Just read about that in this morning's Guardian. Thanks very much for the link.

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You may have missed the context. The genesis 1 dominion covenant specified that humans had dominion, and they had to be vegan. By genesis 6, YHWH is so sick of their wickedness that they want to destroy all of creation in a deluge and start over. But he likes Noah, so he lets the that ark survive and makes a second, non-dominion covenant with Noah and his descendants.

This isn’t harshing on veganism, it’s about Genesis.

Anyway, so if YHWH starts manifesting in a modern city via the Ark of the Covenant, and Observant people gain powers in step with following the Temple-era Laws, who better to play the antagonists than vegan dominionists? After all, they are following a covenant, just one that YHWH apparently hates.

Note that I’m suggesting this as a story setting, not asking anyone to believe in it. Figuring out what YHWH and the Ark are in the context of the story is the place to start, primarily because the story needs to be respectful of Jews and Judaism, whatever the author personally believes or practices.

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"Enid Blyton in the Old South..."

ENID BLYTON??!!? Beatrix Potter, you uncultured foreign person :)

Enid Blyton in the Old South would be hideously unreadable, and I can't imagine Charlie wanting to write it for a Planck moment.

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Still got the same problem, though, of being mindbendingly hard to make a setting with that you can actually tell a readable story in.

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Dave Lester
I wouldn't bother if I were you.
I've read it twice & attemoted a third PLUS the next two: "Fractal Prince & "Causal Angel" & I haven't a clues.
I mean: - What's the fucking point of an unreadable book?
"Unreadable" in the sense that the words & sentences make sense, bu the integrated whole is NOT integrated & has zero adherence to any plot or cognition - from my p.o.v. at any rate.
Very annoying.

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Actually, you can hang on to rationality, just with a set of natural laws that are entirely different from what we are accustomed to. It's DAMN hard to do build such a world, which is why it's rarely attempted, and even more rarely done successfully.

Richard Garfinkle managed in Celestial Matters. Ptolemaic astronomy and Aristotelian physics are valid scientific models, as is Chinese xi. Described as an alternate history but really more of an alternate science novel.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celestial_Matters

Good enough for a read-once, at least.

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Actually, Mark Twain was pretty close to Enid Blyton in the Old South :-)

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There are others along such lines, but I was thinking more radically.

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Brain fart. Thinking one, wrote the other, and didn't check.

I'm actually English — got the fancy birth certificate and everything. I think one reason I like SF was that all the children's books I read (mostly English) were clearly about another world, that was nothing like where I grew up. So SF was just another imaginary world, rather than totally outlandish…

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Um no, Mark Twain was not Enid Blyton. Joel Chandler Harris, who collected and published the Br’er Rabbit stories, is rather closer to Blyton, I think. Twain was, among other things VP of the American Anti-Imperialist League…

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I see what you mean as far as the adventuring and stuff goes, but their attitudes to the social order don't have much in common. Their sympathetic protagonists are from opposite ends of the social scale: Mark Twain chooses slaves and poor people just above the level of slaves, and excoriates their condition and the slave-owning classes, whereas Enid Blyton's main characters are people who in that time and place would be the slave-owning classes, and the further down the scale the minor characters are the less respect they get. Charlie would probably do very well at turning "Enid Blyton in the Old South" inside out and stabbing the fuck out of it, but I suspect he would much prefer not to even think about such a project.

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I decided to post it in that form as a reference to one of Enid Blyton's favourite tropes ;)

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Old South? These days, the story I wish more people would try is “Lincoln isn’t assassinared, the North wins The Reconstruction and…. cue science fiction or at least steampunk, with 21st century US racial politics in a 1900 world.

Perhaps riff on Twain, such as A Connecticut Yankee in Freetown Tara, or something like that.

Why? The GOP’s current playbook is straight out of the Anti-Reconstruction playbook of a century ago. If you want to bring the struggle into literature, why not attack the original?

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She didn't just write the Peter Rabbit books, you know. Try the Famous Five or Secret Seven.

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Brain fart due to exhaustion. As Pigeon says, but my point stands.

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I haven't seen "I/We are the Last of My/Our Kind" as a trope mentioned or, as far as I can recall, in any of your books. Not post-apocalyptic in a general sense, as life in general goes on, just without this person/group.

As far as the Western tropes go, have you thought of suberting them? The original cowboys were black as a contrapoint to the White Supremecist/Settler Colonial narratives that are the norm. The Wind Done Gone instead of Gone With The Wind

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Re TV shows, the New Management might be interested in some bread and circuses entertainment for the masses. How about that old TV show The Golden Shot with human targets?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Golden_Shot

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The Grants were invited to see that play with the Lincolns, but US Grant was able to deal with his paperwork and head north that day.

If I ever went mad and tried to write the alternate history, that's the turning point; extra paperwork. The Grants are there, Lincoln lives, Wilkes-Booth is hanged with one hand, and the one shot Wilkes-Booth gets off goes through Mrs. Julia Grant's hat.

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Can I steal that scenario?

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My take on that is "Lincoln is not a lawyer, but an early economist, and can prove beyond the slightest shadow of any doubt that the South's economy is inferior to the North's. The civil war is avoided and slavery becomes a non-issue. (Yeah, I know human nature is against that kind of admission, but I think it would be a fun alternate history - in which Captain Kirk is played by James Earl Jones.)

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Since Beatrix Potter, IIRC, got hounded out of biology for daring to publish the truth that lichens were composites of fungi and algae at a time when symbiosis was thought to be impossibly anti-Darwinian, confusing her with Blyton makes my head spin. Apology accepted though.

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Hey, there’s a story: the antithesis of Guns of the South.

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Elderly Cynic @ 268:

Actually, it's the other way round. The original skin colour of our species was dark brown, and most gene pools retain it - it is the reaction to inadequate sunlight (i.e. vitamin D deficiency) that caused the flavism.

Is it? I'd always read it was somewhere in the middle & both were adaptations?

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Brandon Sanderson, a writer who created the most successful Kickstarter ever for BOOKS!

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Oops, missed the comma after "ever". It's the most successful project on Kickstarter.

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As far as the Western tropes go, have you thought of suberting them? The original cowboys were black as a contrapoint to the White Supremecist/Settler Colonial narratives that are the norm.

Black, Mexican, Indigenous… the original cowboys (in the Western sense) were Spanish. Gun control was common in Western towns (also eastern ones — ruled not unconstitutional, too) — the who gunfight at the OK Corral fracas was lawmen apprehending wild boys who thought they had a right to carry and shoot their guns in town. Fights between wagon train settlers and Indigenous people were rare and a minor cause of death; disease and starvation killed two orders of magnitude more settlers.

A number of 70s films did subvert the Hollywood Western narrative.

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Lincoln is not a lawyer, but an early economist

Lincoln was interested in economics. He subscribed to the labour theory of value — you can bate Americans by quoting from his writing and, when they call you a stinking commie quoting Marx, reveal that you are actually quoting their revered president.

(Although many of those don't seem to revere him much, as he was on the wrong side of the late unpleasantness and encouraged overturning the natural order of society.)

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Agreed on the cowboys. Anyway, they covered only the last three decades or so of a Great Game of empire in western North America that ran for at least 200 years before that.

I know it’s not Charlie’s thing, but someone could almost set a warped version of Kipling’s Kim in New Mexico in the early 1800s. Making fantasy out of it, with the area settled by all sorts of people (crypto Jews, Muslims….) trying to get away from the Spanish Reconquista? Yeah, that might be doable.

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Actually, you can hang on to rationality, just with a set of natural laws that are entirely different from what we are accustomed to.

You need not invent your own world: our quantum reality is quite confusing enough for most of us to give up ;)

I must re-read Hannu Rajaniemi's Quantum Thief to see if there's anything I missed on a first reading that helps explain what's going on.

Don't confuse "Quantum Thief" Quantum mechanics with actual quantum mechanics. Some of his claims for the properties of entanglement are remote from actual quantum entanglement. Fun story. Bad physics.

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it's past 300... oh goodie... something worthy of its own SF book, the vile underpinnings of the incel/fascist/rollback groups warrants closer attention... reading their rage posts about women's football and "Barbie" and so forth just makes me wonder how we can avoid triple-stacking these nut cases in prison cells in order to protect ourselves from them... the Tories clearly want to rollback the UK to the good ol' days Dickens made infamous... and the GOP hackers to rollback to when a handful of men had the power of dukes... oddly both are more-or-less point in the 1840s...

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You're asking me to let go of rationality. Sorry, my brain doesn't want to do that! Might as well ask me to believe in God.

Not in real life. But there are different modes of writing. Take mystery, for example. Under the sci-fi mindset, a mystery is simply a veil covering something concrete, and there's always at least a possibility of uncovering it. Under fantasy mind-set, mystery can be a quality on its own.

Accidentally, this is why Lovecraftian Cosmic Horror doesn't work too well under a sci-fi mindset. It reduced the Old Ones to just exceptionally obnoxious aliens that can nonetheless be defeated with sufficient ingenuity. In a world of impartial rules, everyone is playing on the same board. Or as they say in TTRPGs, "if it has stats, you can kill it".

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Actually, you can hang on to rationality, just with a set of natural laws that are entirely different from what we are accustomed to.

No, the sci-fi mindset only requires that the secondary world has impartial and impersonal rules, not that they be anything like the real world.

Hmm... I wonder now, is this the Modernisn vs Post-modernism thing again?

Charlie, are you a modernist author? ;-)

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Ted Chiang makes a habit of it, although the short story format does make it easier to avoid tricky edge cases.

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Graydon Saunders' books are an interesting comparison; he writes with a sci-fi mindset and sensibility - so his characters act like there are and/or try to discover universal natural laws - but the universes he writes are fantasy and therefore e.g. in the Commonweal books magic's immutable laws are immutable and different for each magician.

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Spoeaking of tropes, how about raising a dead horse from the dead purely so you can thrash it some more?

Hard to tell whether the politician suggesting Aotearoa ask to become part of Australia is being satirical or making some kind of rhetorical point. Perhaps hoping that people in Australia will notice and start thinking about how Te Tiriti compares to The Voice. Article linked provides a decent summary of the situation in that area in order to arrive at the "you can't be serious" conclusion. Note that the point about the neo-thatcherites being the anti-Maori party is accurate, and they are unpopular as a result (they are also as close as we get to a terf party outside the lunatic fringe*. Consistent...ly wrong?).

https://theconversation.com/a-retiring-nz-mp-has-suggested-joining-australia-we-should-at-least-think-about-it-before-saying-no-211728

I've mentioned this before, but to be acceptable to most kiwis the Australians would have to guarantee Maori seats, and likely Aboriginal ones lest "ten thousand warriors on the streets of Auckland" (link to video quote from the movie Utu). I'm not sure how the actual vote would go, but I have a feeling you'd see an age skew worse than Reuplican support in the US. But as with that skew, still high levels of support amoung the older white folk for Maori. Australia... pretty racist, aye.

(* the upcoming election promises to have a glorious (gold) fringe featuring maritime law, maga hats and relgiously antivaxx stances. Making the thatcherite ACT party seem positively normal and mainstream by comparison. Sadly there's a real prospect of the religious right of the National Party + ACT ending up as the government, so there's potential for some scary moralising as well as the expected recession + tax cuts)

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Don't confuse "Quantum Thief" Quantum mechanics with actual quantum mechanics. Some of his claims for the properties of entanglement are remote from actual quantum entanglement. Fun story. Bad physics.

Thanks Nick.

I thought it was just me being dense.

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Howard NYC
The Tories clearly want to rollback the UK to the good ol' days Dickens made infamous... - FAR TOO LATE.
We are already there, back at the beginnning of the C19th with Prison Hulks, Transportation beyond the Seas & rivers full of shit.
Aren't we?
I would say about 1818, actually, or even 1788 - the latter date being the arrival of the "First Fleet" ....

A piece in the "indy" yesterday, unfortunately behind a paywall, but it indicated that several dangerous climate points have been passed, all this year.
Would help if someone could re-find-it ( I got there via "incognito", so don't have a record ...

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the Tories clearly want to rollback the UK to the good ol' days Dickens made infamous... and the GOP hackers to rollback to when a handful of men had the power of dukes... oddly both are more-or-less point in the 1840s...

Let's take the 1840s as shorthand for a generational period spanning roughly 1820-1860, shall we?

It's no coincidence that the 1840s was a turbulent decade during the period when efficiency improvements in steam engines made powered machinery more effective than muscle power for most tasks -- rail most obviously, but also agriculture (with stationary engines in grain mills, also smaller mobile engines that could be moved to fields to provide power for ploughing, tilling, and harvesting appliances), shipping, and for spinning, weaving, and other aspects of cloth and clothing manufacturing: sewing machines were invented during this period (1790-1840) before emerging in recognizably modern form in the 1850s, much as bicycles did (from the 1780s hobby-horse through penny farthings of the 1870s-1890s, which were abruptly rendered obsolete by the modern Safety Bicycle in 1884-88).

Militarily ... the 1840s approximately match the end of the era of musketry and the arrival of breech-loading rifles which dominated the battlefields of the slaveowners' treasonous rebellion in North America: it matches the beginning of the age of the ironclads (HMS Warrior, the Royal Navy's first all-iron steam-powered frigate was ordered in 1859, as a reaction to the French navy's launch in 1850 of the Napoléon (ordered in 1847), the world's first steam-powered battleship (still wooden, with sails).

The 1840s also marked the start of a long slow emancipation for women (in the US and UK), who, as of 1840, had little more legal autonomy than they do in Afghanistan under Taliban rule today.

So it's no surprise that the 1820-1860 period saw the beginnings of sunset for social hierarchies dominated by the economic musclepower -- quite literally -- of large landowners with tenant farmers (or slaves, or serfs, depending on jurisdiction), and the rise of the urban industrial class.

And the Tories and American Republican elites represent the descendants of those landowners.

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Not bad physics so much as physics based on speculative string theory. And note that Hannu did his PhD in string theory at Edinburgh around the time he was writing the Jean Le Flambeur trilogy.

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Greg 323:

"unfortunately behind a paywall"

try this...

https://archive.ph/

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With your restrictive definition of fantasy, you would include most works usually classed as such as science fiction.

As has been posted by several people here, many (perhaps most) readers find fantasy not rooted on a set of implicit rules rarely worth reading.

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the vile underpinnings of the incel/fascist/rollback groups warrants closer attention... reading their rage posts about women's football and "Barbie" and so forth just makes me wonder how we can avoid triple-stacking these nut cases in prison cells

But why would we want to avoid that? Let them decide who's the most alpha and gets the top bunk in their (pink painted) abode…

Or we could take the Arpaio approach: stick them in camps in the desert with pink clothing. It can't be illegal, because their hero Trump pardoned the good sheriff for those work camps…

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RE: '... hang on to rationality, just with a set of natural laws that are entirely different from what we are accustomed to'

A few questions - just curious, not sniping ... :)

a)When you say 'rationality' do you mean a forever-fixed, never-changing set of rules/laws or are you allowing for errors/mutations/chance/evolution?

b)I've been wondering how a fractal universe, i.e., same fundamental elements but in varying quantities/concentrations per iteration, would play out if/when two or three such fractal spin-offs came into contact again. Am wondering if changing the proportions of elements would also change the forces and potential interactions between/among fundamental elements. Sorta chicken-and-egg - which came first: the particles or the forces? To me, fractal also means eternal/infinite therefore even if you don't happen to see X, it doesn't mean it's not there. Potential for riffing on dark matter/energy. Very hand-wavy SF with an emphasis on the 'fiction'.

SF narrative POV -

The 'rational' narrative is typically told from one point of view and usually follows a linear timeline which makes for an easy read. Although less common, the multiple-POV narrative alternative is a really good approach for presenting and arguing an idea because the real world is a hodgepodge of diverse individuals/POVs. Based on my reader experience, for SF/F, a multiple-POV approach makes it faster and easier to present a new universe that feels robust and complex. A couple of my favorite stories where a key incident is experienced/told from multiple POVs: non-SF movie 'Twelve Angry Men' and The X-Files 'Jose Chung's From Outer Space'. (This is the episode with an alien behind bars smoking while repeating 'this can't be happening' - hilarious.)

Graydon @ 304: '... that's the turning point; extra paperwork.'

Yeah - or how admin/paperwork is responsible for triggering a tsunami of potential universes when umpteen Dept Administrators meet to decide what the best next step is. Missing from this next-step discussion are the entities that will be affected. (Excel spreadsheets/AIs don't have a 'human' computation function/symbol.)

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Hmmm... How about the "space-aliens are already among us, with unknown, and possibly hostile intentions" trope?

I'm also a big fan of the Illuminatus trilogy. I'd love to see a good author do an 'updated' take on that, with all our modern conspiracies and cultural changes.

Something involving the bio-sciences might be fun too. Genetic manipulation as the singularity-ish central problem rather than computing.

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Hmmm... How about the "space-aliens are already among us, with unknown, and possibly hostile intentions" trope?

Because unless they're microbial in scale, that's bullshit. It begs the question of the Fermi Paradox, for starters, and for seconds it implies a ridiculous degree of convergence in evolution, giving rise to terrestrial-compatible biochemistry, non-sessile animal life, and a bunch of other unlikelihoods before we even get as far as "can we talk to it?" never mind "can it hide among us?"

As for "Illuminatus!" style conspiracy-mongering, it was fun the first time around before the internet ruined the experience by turning the exotic shores of conspiracy theories into overpopulated package holiday destinations served by the budget 747s of usenet and the web.

When you've seen enough conspiracy theories they tend to converge on one variant or another of the Blood Libel, and when a bunch of your relatives were murdered by mobs who'd been bamboozled into believing that shit, it loses its appeal.

(On genetic engineering: if Ghost Engine ever comes out, that has some pointed subtexts ...)

332:

I've got to ask... it's been bugging me ever since this post went up.

Am I misreading, Charlie, or are you really saying that you believe artificial general intelligence to be impossible? Sure, when I know that FTP is nothing more than wishful thinking on my part, and I agree with you on most other speculative points, but it's difficult to understand how AGI could be impossible.

Is there something magically special about the meat in our skulls? And even if this were so, why might we not manufacture that artificially?

I've read that passage a dozen times now trying to figure out if my brain malfunctioned and inverted the meaning, but I'm just not seeing it.

333:

I mean a universe with a different set of consistent, logical rules from which everything else derives. There are a fair number of stories (often by physicists) that do that with the current laws and tweaked physical constants, according to the current speculative multiverse theory. But I am not referring to those, which are more SF than fantasy.

Consider, for example, where physics includes a sort of macro entanglement (like quantum but at a higher level), leading to the evolution of low-energy PSI abilities (i.e. ones that use the amount of energy produced by a cluster of brain cells). This could give a basis for mind reading and control, direct control of genetics and development, and physical magic (*). But, just as with technology, scientific development would be needed for more than the abilities learnt in prehistory, and people would vary in ability.

Describing an advanced society based on that rather than our technologies would be a consistent, rational fantasy, but developing such a world would be damn difficult.

(*) People with the requisite ability could make tinder by chewing fibrous plants, drying the result, and then using their mind. But person A's tinder would not work for person B, and not everybody would be equally good.

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The problems about string theory are that it is really a speculative meta-theory, and that it hasn't delivered any explanations or predictions commensurate with its generality. While I agree with "show not tell", I feel that anything based on it needs a lot more time describing its world if it is to be comprehensible.

335:

You're right about Illuminatus,* but on the subject of how aliens will look/behave I think it's most likely that Earth is near the center of the Bell curve in terms of how life evolves. That doesn't mean they'll be remotely humanoid, of course, but I'd imagine a combination of sessile and non-sessile forms fitting another planet's ecological niches is probably a given. I'm not sure wildly different is actually a disadvantage when it comes to 'hiding among us.' If we don't recognize them as being alive they're pretty well hidden. And why not intelligent microbe colonies? That would be an interesting explanation for sociopaths, among other things, so there's plenty of room here, I think.

If you're looking to grow as a writer grabbing a handful of ideas you don't like and wrestling with them is probably a good idea. If you're looking for a good niche to colonize then you need to find something you'd enjoy.

* Re Illuminatus, your idea of 'budget 747s of usenet and the web' would just be another wrinkle, but I still get why you might not want to write them.

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Well, of course it's most likely to be near the center of a distribution. You get that pretty much by definition.

Anyone who has ever built a Monte Carlo model can tell you how likely you are to get a good answer with a sample size of 1 though...

I don't even want to think about the dimensionality of the space of evolved intelligence and how probabilities are distributed across it, but I'm willing to bet it's not a well behaved narrow bell curve centered on us.

337:

You're right about the sample size of one, but Charlie isn't doing science. It's perfectly reasonable for a fiction writer to make the assumption that Earth is near the center of the "Bell Curve" for story purposes without feeling like she/he/they did something wrong.

338:

Space colonization from the other side may be interesting, with earth as target and humanity seen by the benevolent conquistadores as noble savages.

Not sure if it can be pulled off without hitting all the cliches but when it does not focus on the military and high-level political topics it may be a fun "what if" read.

What happens when Europe (or one of the other rich and powerful societies in the 21st century) are on the receiving end of a future shock like the Aztec Empire when they first met horses, fire arms and christian preachers?

I am less interestend in the MilSF part with all the ammosexual kitsch and more on the cultural impact (what is the Coca Cola analogon the aliens bring? how does a cargo cult work in the internet age?), the initial setting shouldn't be a confrontational one; crossing light years only to plunder is .. stupid.

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humanity seen by the benevolent conquistadores as noble savages

That tends to happen only after the conquest is over, and the savages are conveniently dead or confined to reservations.

David Brin has played a bit with the idea. So have other writers. I find the most interesting stories are from authors of places who have been colonized, rather than those from places that did the colonizing (and are still convinced that their country is the best/most benevolent, and therefore the colonization was justified).

Trying to remember names/titles, but not much coming to mind because I have a hard time remembering non-Euro names.

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I think the problem is that "kinda similar to us or things we have seen" implies a fairly small, concentrated space of probabilities. It's pretty hard to justify that.

It's not where we are in the curve, but the shape of the curve. If a distribution is wide enough then the probability density around the "most likely" point is still going to be vanishingly small.

341:

SF narrative PoV: what's worked for me (in my next novel to be published, hopefully later this year, Becoming Terran) is using the same style that Brunner used for Stand on Zanzibar, the one invented by Dos Passos in his USA trilogy. I've seen several people miss the point by calling Dos Passos "pastiche". I think I made it really clear in my book, where instead of news clippings, I've got short chapters of newsfeeds... and without As You Know, Bob, or infodumps, you see what's happening, and what the characters are responding to.

In my writing, also, I tend to have short chapters were we see the PoV from the bad guys, since I hate cardboard villians, and want people to get an idea of the bad guys not seeing themselves that way.

342:

With your restrictive definition of fantasy, you would include most works usually classed as such as science fiction.

I'm not talking about definitions of genre, but more of a vibe. It a subtle thing.

343:

IIRC, I think he, like I, see no reason to create a self-aware AI. A very sophisticated expert system, yeah, let it deal with all the boring stuff. But... it's an immen$$$$$$$$e effort, and what do you get?

344:

Here's a trope: milsf, which I mostly do not care for - the military PoV characters, and those around them, are always so competent and knowledgeable and... Perfect.Oh, and when they run things, nothing breaks, or screws up their plans.

345:

I started to post a statistical answer, but it would merely be a more technical form of yours, though I should add that 'curve' is not right for the complicated space that describes even earthly intelligence.

But we are pretty certain that there can't be alien lifeforms on earth, unless you accept both panspermia and an invasion hundreds of millions of years back. And, as for alien intelligences ....

346:

Charlie, or are you really saying that you believe artificial general intelligence to be impossible?

No, but what's being sold as "artificial intelligence" to the gullible public right now is nothing of the kind.

I'm pretty sure that a true AGI is much harder to design or otherwise achieve than most people realize. And it's possible that we aren't smart enough to achieve it -- that is, it might in principle be possible but require transhuman intellectual prowess to get there. (Which is kinda-sorta the premise behind Ghost Engine: AGI isn't impossible, mind uploading isn't impossible, a hard take-off singularity isn't impossible ... and faster than light travel isn't impossible, it's just that nobody has figured out how to do any of those things in more than half a million years of trying. So what is the resulting human universe going to look like?)

347:

Charlie
Unless ...
It's hiding in plain sight, simply because we don't/haven't SEEN it?
Referencing back to The Road Not Taken again, of course.

Look there are many - { Hundreds? } of discoveries & techniques which are obvious to us - NOW.
The killer phrase from history is/was: "How stupid of me, not to see that" T H Huxley on evolution, right.
Or the refusal to examine Wegener's hypotheses & proposals, even though, even in the 1920's there was enough evidence to show that he was correct - the Pacific "Ring of Fire" was staring everyone in the face & it was ignored.
And, so on.

348:

Or the Cahuitans, assuming nuclear reactors were a natural phenomenon because they couldn't detect any traces of intelligent life (or any life) on the planet to have set them up.

349:

Serious States-Whites {oops, "rights"} insanity - is this new, or has it simply just risen up far enough to be visible from here?

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I started but decided I didn't want to go there. I don't think Charlie has LaTeX support in his blog anyway ;)

351:

Well... This ties into my new headcanon for the Doctorow take on "masque of the red death" linked above.

Picture a species of intelligent soil bacteria. They inhabit a thin layer close to the surface, and their universe is almost but not quite two dimensional.

Two civilisations are at war. It's a slow attritional grind with a mostly static front apart from the random teleportation incidents.

After centuries one sides teleportation researchers realise that the sudden movement of individuals can be explained by another order of life. Unimaginably vast beings capable of rapid long distance travel in higher dimensions.

A plan is hatched. Volunteers are modified with adaptations for the most hostile environments imaginable.

After many false starts they gain access to one of the colossi. Their abilities and behaviours are mapped. When the time is right the plan is formed and put into action:

Get the humans to walk behind enemy lines, then sh*t themselves.

And all indistinguishable from random evolution. No human observer would see any intelligence at all.

352:

And why not intelligent microbe colonies? That would be an interesting explanation for sociopaths, among other things, so there's plenty of room here, I think.

"Hostess" by Isaac Asimov

353:

I never really wrapped my head around LaTeX!

troff I could cope with, but flavours of TEX are something else again.

These days when not using Scrivener I slum it with Markdown because Markdown is sufficiently rich for the sort of documents I write, and with Pandoc I can export it to pretty much any other format I want.

354:

Using all the features and writing your own macros it the path of madness. The equation typesetting subset is pretty capable and straightforward though.

A number of mathematically inclined blogs just support that bit. Not suggesting you do.

I never got around to learning troff. When I looked at it in the 90s there seemed to be a dozen incompatible variants.

355:

I am less interestend in the MilSF part with all the ammosexual kitsch and more on the cultural impact (what is the Coca Cola analogon the aliens bring? how does a cargo cult work in the internet age?), the initial setting shouldn't be a confrontational one; crossing light years only to plunder is .. stupid.

"First Contract" by Greg Costikyan

356:
That tends to happen only after the conquest is over, and the savages are conveniently dead or confined to reservations.

Harry Turtledove published Vilcabamba in 2010. Aliens landed 50 years ago, conquered the bits of Earth they wanted, left the rest. And are proceeding to strip mine Earth for its resources.

Human attempts to end this (or to reason with the aliens) are about as successful as you'd expect (if you expected 'not at all'). The aliens break their word when it becomes convenient, and so on.

Pretty strong stuff. The "strip mining Earth for resources" is pretty silly, but it's almost as if there was a historical basis for what's going on somewhere in human history...

357:

Why the interest in bacteria (or fronteria)? Fungus is the answer - huge beings, below the roots of trees. Like Truffles...

358:

OGH: So my question for you is: what sub-genres/tropes have I developed a blind spot for and that I ought to explore?

Roddenberry did Star Trek. Banks did The Culture.

What does 2023 Charlie Stross's earnest, optimistic-scenario, ideal sci-fi future for humanity look like? How does it work? What are the future humans in it like? And, for conflict, how does this civilization cope with an Outside Context Threat?

359:

Back in the day I ended up choosing between LaTeX, Postscript and HPGL for the diagrams I needed. Well, I could have chosen MS-Word's diagramming tool, at least in theory. I went with postscript even though we only had one PS printer, just because it was easier for what I was doing. I even wrote a set of Lego macros in it to make drawing isometric Lego building instructions eas... let's go with easier, rather than easy. Then a year or so later actual Lego CAD programs started appearing, and LDraw became the standard for files. Fun times.

360:

You've had aliens, but have you thought of doing a full-on first contact novel? With really alien aliens. I realize that would seem to require either humans exploring the stars or aliens coming to us, and both tend to imply FTL, but I'd be interested in what you came up with for aliens. (Please spend a year of your life to entertain me thanks!)

You've had stories with military aspects, but how about doing the full grunts-on-the-ground military sci-fi treatment? I suspect you hate this stuff, but you've certainly done enough research to have some idea where to start. Maybe something near-future like Linda Nagata's work? And as you've proven, just because it starts as military SF doesn't mean it has to stay military SF...

361:

I once worked with someone who wrote a spreadsheet in postscript.

Apparently the CPU in their shiny new office printer sufficiently outclassed the ancient desktop machines that it was "worthwhile".

Sounded like an excuse to me.

362:

Psotscript is a really useful language and surprisingly powerful. IIRC printers commonly had 68000 seris CPUs and often ridiculous amounts of RAM (in the "our CAD workstations have 8MB of RAM" era, anyway). But often whoever wrote the printer drivers would work around that by stacking insane levels of nested subprocedures to the point where I suspect some of them wrote an HPGL interpreter in PostScript and just sent that as a header for every print job.

Used to annoy me that I could write a 2000 word essay as 10kB of text then turn it into 12kB of postsctipt, but pasting that 10kB into MS-Word generated a 200kB PS file when printed-to-file. With the bonus that the MS-PS only worked on the exact printer, with the exact page size, that was selected when the file was generated.

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renke_ in 338:

"how does a cargo cult work in the internet age?"

please see if your library library has "First Contract" https://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/842493

I read that 20+ years ago and still cannot look at drinkholders in SUVs without giggling madly

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Troutwaxer 330:

please read my post at 194; "...alien race seeking to xenoform Earth..."

which shrugs off complaints about incompatible proteins-n-sugars (righthanded v. lefthanded) since these aliens are intent upon destroying our ecology to replace it with theirs, once the planetary temperature is no longer a too-chilly 40C/104F but rather a bracingly-brisk 55C/131F which they can endure in parkas and thermal underwear (their version of shirtsleeves 'n shorts requires 75C/167F)

you are welcome to weave in conspiracies of not just 'evil' aliens but 'good' (or well-intentioned) aliens... Spider Robinson sought to construct a conspiracy of goodness mixed into his 'Callahan Bar' stories... be interesting to play out proxy cold wars between 'invader aliens' and 'GreenPeace aliens'... interesting to read but a horror to endure...

just ask anyone in Vietnam or Korea or Middle East what their families have endured as proxies during USA-USSR between 1945 and 1992... and more recently the shitstorm as China seeks to conquer-without-battleships the island nations scattered across Pacific and uses their "Roads and Belts" to economically control various resource rich African nations

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https://lite.cnn.com/2023/08/21/business/ozempic-wegovy-demand-denmark-economy/index.html

eye candy ==> "A surge in demand for Wegovy which help people lose weight has led to a worldwide shortage"

Q: what happens if the stuff is addictive? with users who go too long without it end up crazed, staggering half-dead -- zombies by another path -- leading to near-collapse of society as shipments can only be delivered safely by way of heavily armed caravans

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https://archive.ph/kVmxR

eye candy ==> "Raising and training animals. Growing food. Fishing. Archery. Sewing clothes. Making preserves. These are some of the skills that humanity is going to need if one of the many fictional post-apocalypse narratives ends up coming true."

hmmm... 4H and Future Farmers of America... basis for horror tales and/or post-climate change upheavals...

how about a novel-length story of fly-upon-the-wall-observers of the behind the scenes of a "morning farm report" set in 2062 after Florida and Netherlands and Fiji drown, when everyone is scrambling to deal with too many refugees and too few patches of decent dirt to raise enough calories

or set a drama -- carefully structured to easily become a Netflix mini-series -- ten years post-zombie plague (2043?); a protagonist whose livelihood is making series of youtube DIYs suited for dealing with constructing zombie traps and best ways to compost 'em after catching 'em

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364:

please see if your library library has "First Contract" https://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/842493

Looks like you and I had the same thought!

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ilya187 in 363:

my apologies for not reading more closely; in my defense, I'm not quite dead but tiring too easily; I tend to read online content, not react immediately (lest I rage and post foolish flaming rhetoric) and three or four hours later compose my witty polished replies; likely My subconscious noted your post of book's title and chewed upon that;

you do recall the cupholders, I hope?

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Charlie Stross in 324:

here's some more nightmare fuel, a buddy just sent me a list of rather ugly topics and it mentioned these titles and I've been looking where to borrow an e-book of 'em...

Mothers of Invention: Women of the Slaveholding South in the American Civil War -- Drew Gilpin Faust

The ideology of slavery: proslavery thought in the antebellum South, 1830-1860 -- Drew Gilpin Faust

James Henry Hammond and the Old South a Design for

Mastery -- Drew Gilpin Faust

if any of you folks know of eqv in books about UK circa 1840s regarding similar horrid things, it would be welcomed as additional nightmare fuel as I try to write a novel about a road not taken...

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366:

If you're doing a "The North Won the Reconstruction" thing, the two I'd add are:

--Anything by Heather Cox Richardson on Reconstruction, because you've got to get your head around what which parts of modern America came from the 1870s-1890s (hint: a LOT)

--Research+ 19th Century Black experience, especially in the late 1860s.

367:

a)When you say 'rationality' do you mean a forever-fixed, never-changing set of rules/laws or are you allowing for errors/mutations/chance/evolution?

Have you already read the Master of the Five Magics trilogy by Lyndon Hardy?

TL;DR: Hardy's world has well worked out systems that are explained in detail in the first book. In the next book, the rules of magic get poked with a sharp stick. In the third book addresses the question, "What if people tried to write new laws of magic?"

368:

Here's a trope: milsf, which I mostly do not care for - the military PoV characters, and those around them, are always so competent and knowledgeable and... Perfect.Oh, and when they run things, nothing breaks, or screws up their plans.

It's hard to write the story of super-commando special ops group XG8 when they're spending all day outdoors in the rain waiting for their shuttle to arrive for the big important mission.

Meanwhile the shuttle has already picked up the XG8 team of Water Support Technicians (yeah, really) and dropped them off five kilometers from the Flaming Death Pits of Doom. They have no orders, no map, and no clue.

The spec ops guys are sitting around in the rain. The shuttle pilot is several jobs past this one. The water techs have no idea where they are. Somewhere far at the rear, some desk jockey is moving papers around and will figure out what happened in a day or two.

Based on a true story? I'd rather not say. But it doesn't make for thrilling reading.

369:

A couple of things to think about with colonization stories. The big one is that European colonization is a really problematic model. In all cases in the last 500 years, conquerors took lands that had been settled for over 10,000 years by other humans and stripped them of natural capital that had been built up for centuries or millennia.

That's not going to work so well on alien worlds. On Earth, our biosphere has tossed up more ecosystems dominated by kaiju titanosaurs than it has fire users or even civilizations (counting ant colonies as civilizations by instinct, as myrmecologists do). Even if we're biochemically compatible with the biosphere of an exoplanet, humans are gonna have trouble with a lot of planets. For example, try colonizing a Jurassic planet ruled by titanosaurs that are pansexual in the amphibian mode (meaning they'll try to mate with anything the right size that doesn't protest. A spaceship or colony building, for example). That's going to be interesting.

Anyway, the best example we have of humans conquering alien worlds are those neolithic terraformers, the people who settled Oceania. They're by far the best example of long distance colonization of virgin lands while living entirely off the land.

I'd suggest someone could write a good story set in a colonizing universe that follows a "Polynesian model:" develop a system for colonizing while living off a planet on particular types of planets, then take it as far as it will go. It's not just tech, it's social systems, species you take along, planets targeted, and so forth. For example, you could colonize terrestrial-type worlds by landing first on a remote volcanic island like Hawai'i, to see if you can handle about the simplest ecosystem on the planet. If that works, found mining and oil drilling camps wherever possible, and work on building more starships, both because you don't want to get marooned and because you need more of that kind of life support and tech anyway. Grow from there. This is akin to what the Polynesians did, building big voyaging ships early on out of the big trees they found, then often abandoning long distance voyaging as the supply of big trees ran out and the social connections between archipelagos withered after two or three generations.

Yes, I did say oil drilling. This kind of colonization is not environmentally friendly. Artesian oil wells provide cheaper energy even than fusion (the EROEI on oil that squirts out of the ground is ludicrous. If ephemeral).

Pat Kirch's On The Road of the Winds is good reading for this, especially to get a sense of the eye-watering length of time it took between humans developing sailing in the Pleistocene and getting beyond what's now Papua New Guinea ca. 5000 years ago or less. It took a long time to figure out how to survive on remote islands, let alone find them and get to them.

370:

Here's a trope: milsf

Milsf, not to be confused with milfs, although these tropes are not mutually exclusive.

371:

Something occurred to me...

If humans colonized a planet dominated by the pansexual titanosaurs described above, what kind of building would attract the kaiju's amorous attenion? Well, it would be big, and probably it would have a noise-making tower at one end, and...yeah. Oh my.

But what if titanosaur ejaculate was highly nutritious or otherwise valuable? Perhaps, rather than trying to keep the beasts away from the buildings, the colonists would erect specially reinforced buildings to sustainably harvest the resource. Sort of like milking a cow, er, a bull. Something like that.

Thing is, if a world showers a resource on its colonists, shouldn't they take it as offered? A bird in the hand, and all that.

I'll see myself out.

372:

A couple of things to think about with colonization stories. The big one is that European colonization is a really problematic model. In all cases in the last 500 years, conquerors took lands that had been settled for over 10,000 years by other humans and stripped them of natural capital that had been built up for centuries or millennia. The only miniscule exception I can think off is Pitcairn, colonised by a mixed Polynesian and Royal Navy mutineer group in the 18th century, so not fully European and definitely not approved of by the authorities back home! The previous Polynesian colony had died out a century or two before their arrival and had only been there for a few hundred years before, rather than thousands. There was probably some built up natural capital there to use by the new group left over. Feral pigs perhaps?

373:

"Flipping" -wonderful:
A key witness in Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago classified documents case flipped his testimony and implicated the former president and his associates “immediately” after he switched attorneys from a lawyer paid for by a Trump PAC group to a public defender. - what do US readers think about how this - & maybe more - will seriously influence the outcome(s)?

Howard NYC
Let's see: "Raising and training animals. I don't think Cats count, do they? Growing food. YES, obviously.
Fishing. Maybe, perhaps, maybe nnot.
Archery. YES - long-ago I was quite good at it.
Sewing clothes. As in "mending", yes as in "making - NO.
Making preserves. - I'm going to make Pear-&-Lime jam in about a week ... Does making Sauerkraut & Kimchi count, because I've recently got into them, too.

374:

Re: MilSF

I made the mistake of picking up the book "Hunt for Red October" and having read it, I have nothing but the deepest admiration for the people who made such a good movie out of such a terrible book.

375:
Q: what happens if the stuff is addictive?

People who come off Ozempic gain on average 2/3 of the weight lost back; it doesn't need to be addictive to have a constituency of people who will be on it forever.

with users who go too long without it end up crazed, staggering half-dead -- zombies by another path -- leading to near-collapse of society as shipments can only be delivered safely by way of heavily armed caravans

I feel like getting your feverish imagination all over real people - who exist in the world and are possibly reading your comment - who just take a prescription drug is a little mean.

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But what if titanosaur ejaculate was highly nutritious or otherwise valuable? Perhaps, rather than trying to keep the beasts away from the buildings, the colonists would erect specially reinforced buildings to sustainably harvest the resource. Sort of like milking a cow, er, a bull. Something like that.

This is only tangentially related, but what kind of world would we live in if we didn't boldly grasp opportunities to drop headlines like Illegal pig semen racket busted, with WA pig farmers jailed in whenever discussions approach relevance? :-P

377:

WA pig farmers jailed

But which WA? Isn't there one in the US as well?

I've just been firmly reminded by a whole loot of people online that all sausages are made of pork, with a few tiny exceptions too minute to mention. I never knew that.

Meanwhile in Australia I think they're mostly beef, but loosely speaking if it's food and you can mince it you can get it in a sausage. I'm pretty sure that's not limited to meat, either. You can definitely get vegetarian sausages, but I imagine there's minceable food that isn't usually sausaged... I was going to say kale but then I did a search and oh well.

378:

Q: what happens if the stuff is addictive?

Trust me, GLP-1 agonists are not fucking addictive! The only reason I can force myself to keep taking the stuff is because I have type II diabetes and the daily tablet (14mg of Semaglutide, aka Rybelsus™) has got my HbA1c test results almost all the way down to pre-diabetes levels. But the main side effects are 24x7 nausea, near-constant indigestion after eating, delayed stomach emptying, and loss of appetite to the point where eating one square meal a day is hard work. Nobody sane would take this stuff for fun!

And I am enraged that its status as the latest fad diet drug among the influencer-followers -- who are paying bent doctors to prescribe it off-list -- is leading to a global shortage for treating diabetics like me. (Hint: I'm going to run out in about two months, and probably won't be able to get any more until some time next year.)

379:

Your fun story based on that MilSF scenario, is:

Water Support Techs are unsung heroes because if you don't have them your troops run out of water and in short order machinery stops working then soldiers die of thirst -- it's such an important part of the logistics chain that nobody (except the experts) even notices it.

The XG8 water support team are actually on the critical path for the entire theater-level operation and there's no similar team within a month's flight time who can replace them. Normally they'd never be sent within a hundred kilometres of maximum enemy artillery range, but right now they're in danger of, well, extreme danger.

So the XG8 commando team hanging around in the rain suddenly get a flash emergency drop-everything priority mission: search and rescue for a lost bunch of technicians behind enemy lines, with an enemy counter-specops team closing in on them, and get them back before the enemy realizes that your ability to secure the nearly-overflowing dam that's holding back the torrential rain from washing away your main base is about to fail ...

Add subsequent escalations/screwball comedy elements to taste.

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But which WA? Isn't there one in the US as well?

That it's an ABC link might be a hint!

381:

and I'm grateful to both of you, never heard of this book before and looking forward to read it

382:

That is a very modern situation, due to the 'luxury' products crouwding out the 'ordinary' ones. When I was young, in the UK, beef sausages were nearly as common, much cheaper and pretty disgusting, and 'ordinary' sausages contained nearly as much bran as pork. Mrs Beeton has recipes for beef, pork and veal sausages.

383:

CJD didn't help the situation with beef sausages.

384:

MAGA - Making Attorney's Get Attorneys...

This is what happens when you let your boss pay for your attorney.

Will it influence the outcome? Hard to tell, as charges were already fired and a U.S. Prosecutor usually won't file charges unless the chance of a win is already very high. Best guess as to what happens is that the employee's original attorney comes up on charges (or licensing problems) for soliciting false testimony or obstruction of justice - the second is definitely a chargeable offense in the U.S.

386:

How about a workable "post-scarcity" economy? Something wholly original or something in dialogue with some of what Cory Doctorow's been doing. If you're in the mood for hommage, as you were with "Saturn's Children", maybe set the story in something that echoes the Star Trek universe (by implication rather than simply creating fanfic).

Seems to me there are many problems that cashless society would solve (hunger), many that it would create (e.g., impossibly long lines at Michelin-rated restaurants), and many that it would solve if the will were there (e.g., you can only solve hunger if enough farmers are willing to grow enough food for all the hungry even though there's no "economic" incentive to grow more).

Lots of unintended consequences that would create problems for one or more protagonists to solve. For example, someone always finds a way to control an essential resource and becomes rich through that control. They no longer have dollars/pounds/RMB they can spend, but they can still gain access to goods and services that those who lack the resource have difficulty accessing.

387:

How about a workable "post-scarcity" economy?

I don't believe in "post-scarcity"; I think humans manufacture artificial scarcity in order to assert social dominance. (See economic discussions of Veblen goods for example.)

This doesn't mean that we can't have a society where everyone has a sufficiency of essentials. Indeed, by mediaeval peasant standards we got there in the 1950s and part of our current problem is a ruling elite who are trying to reintroduce starvation and homelessness as part of their status-assertive behaviour.

388:

The interesting story might be this: Someone comes up with a method of both diagnosing and curing sociopathy. How does society look a hundred years later?

389:

Someone comes up with a method of both diagnosing and curing sociopathy. How does society look a hundred years later?

What if large scale human society REQUIRES sociopathics? Maybe evolution had to let it happen.

390:

Evolution doesn't generally work that way. Sociopathy might not have been actively selected out because it was associated with other traits that, if lost, reduced the survival prospects of offspring. But that's all.

391:

Interesting question. It might. Or it might require sociopathy to go forward in certain ways, like "I'll push this technology really hard because it will make me lots of money."

But that question would certainly be part of the fiction, as would the question of whether it requires a sociopath to understand an enemy sociopath? Does our ability to understand the behavior of a sociopath depend on our ability to act as a sociopath (even if we choose not to use that ability?) Or what if your test/cure for sociopathy finds only 99.9 percent of the sociopaths because really smart sociopaths can beat the tests or certain brain configurations for sociopathy don't involve the brain chemicals the test looks for, or whatever.

392:

More interesting, to me at least: how does current society react? Because sociopaths - hedge fund managers, silicon valley "move fast and break things" ceos, etc - are some of the most highly rewarded members of our current social order, and therefore also among the most influential. They might support removing potential up-and-coming rivals, but would they allow their children to be treated, never mind themselves? Especially those who are investing heavily into potential life-extension technologies with the aim of being top predator forever... (never mind whether any of those technologies actually work).

And from the other side the neurodivergent community, which is finally (after a long struggle) making some progress towards depathologising autism, adhd, etc, will have (well-founded) concerns about what "curing" sociopathy looks like, whether the (hypothetical) social good can justify the (potential) individual harms, whether it'll lead to a return to harmful "cures" for autism (etc) or even to calls for outright eugenics...

393:

Any chance of establishing a new social norm, "Don't express sociopathy against speaking people"?

394:

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anonemouse 374: & Charlie Stross 377:

that was a story pitch in 362...! not meant to be taken seriously as 'real'...!

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Trump's latest series of pratfalls are basis for a projected possible shortage of unpopped bulk popcorn as many people stockpile the stuff in anticipation of one or more of his trials being broadcast in real time and free-to-view;

in Georgia ("state level"), the rules in place allow for some (but not all) criminal trials to be broadcast, whereas federal trials ("national level") are not; but given the severity of offenses by a then-sitting president there's demands for those trials to also be broadcast... I intend to wallow in smugness whilst seated in front of my laptop with a huge bowl of popcorn liberally drowned in olive oil and fresh cracked pepper...

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395:

I doubt that's it. Sociopathy is precisely what you would expect if the rest of the group were not genetically related, so it would be surprising if there were no selection pressure in favour of it. The fact that it isn't dominant shows that we are a social species, not a solitary one. Who'd a thunk it?

But it is also a developmental characteristic, and I would speculate that it is more common where cooperation is not the norm on the society. I haven't seen any clear evidence for that, and would be interested if anyone has, but there are plenty of references that imply it.

396:

Thinking about it, the only islands I can think of that were initially colonized in modern times was Norfolk Island off Australia and the Tristan de Cunha group in the South Atlantic.

There are seven or eight islands that, like Pitcairn, were abandoned by the Polynesians, who IIRC Left behind coconut palms and not much else.

The there's the Falklands, the Azores, and Diego Garcia.

The Falklands was uninhabited when first visited, but it had an indigenous canid, the foxlike Falkland Islands wolf, which was quickly exterminated. Its mainland South American relative is also extinct, but the mainland canid's bones were found in a human grave from a few thousand years ago. So was the Falkland Islands wolf formerly domesticated? Perhaps! Native Americans did domesticate the Patagonian Culpeo (the now extinct "Fuegian dog") and introduced island foxes throughout the California Channel Islands, apparently as pets and/or mouse control. So it's not impossible that Indigenous South Americans made it to the Falklands.

The Azores IIRC were settled in early modern times, but have archeology suggesting that seafarers at least visited them earlier. Diego Garcia was apparently known to Maldivian sailors but never settled.

Then there are all the islands in the South Atlantic, southern Indian Ocean, and around Antarctica that the whalers put bases on. I'm not counting them, because they've never been remotely self sufficient.

I'm probably forgetting a few, but the general point about emulating the Polynesian model stands. There's even a NASA sponsored book on the subject, IIRC.

397:
Trying to remember names/titles, but not much coming to mind because I have a hard time remembering non-Euro names.

should you ever awake at 4 am, suddenly remembering names and titles: don't hesitate to sleepwalk to your internet device and post them here :)

398:

Evolution doesn't generally work that way. Sociopathy might not have been actively selected out because it was associated with other traits that, if lost, reduced the survival prospects of offspring. But that's all.

While I can't remember the terminology or standard example at the moment--thinking about other stuff--I do recall that, in some species, gene alleles or developmental physical morphs exist that can persist at low frequencies due to the advantage they give the minority, but which are detrimental to the whole population at high frequencies.

One possible example is my local spadefoot toads, which breed in mud puddles. Some of their normally herbivorous/omnivorous tadpoles will, under certain conditions develop big mouths and turn cannibal. This works if there are only a few cannibals in a puddle, for fairly obvious reasons. IIRC the cannibal morph is induced by conditions, not the result of specific alleles. Spadefoot tadpoles are developmentally flexible, speeding up metamorphosis if the puddle dries fast, growing big and munching each other if the water stays around longer.

It's possible sociopathy can be advantageous--to sociopaths!--if there are only a few of them around in any given population, but that they're detrimental to everyone's survival if they're too common or too powerful. It's a rather different take on the problem of evil, I suppose.

399:

It's possible sociopathy can be advantageous--to sociopaths!--if there are only a few of them around in any given population, but that they're detrimental to everyone's survival if they're too common or too powerful.

Many species have a parasitic subspecies which mooches off the more common form. The best known example is a bluegill sunfish. Male bluegills come in two varieties — “parentals” and “cuckolders”. Parental males dig a nest in the lake bottom, wait for a female to arrive, then guard the eggs after mating. Cuckolder males are genetically distinct; they are smaller, but the main difference is behavior. Instead of digging their own nest, cuckolders wait for a female to start mating with the parental, then dart in and add their own sperm to the mix. Parental male ends up guarding the parasite’s eggs as well as his own.

Like in any predator-prey equilibrium, parasitic subspecies must be few in numbers, compared to the host subspecies; if cuckolders become too numerous, there won’t be enough parental males to guard all their eggs, and in the next generation cuckolders’ numbers will drop back to manageable.

If sociopathy is genetically determined (and it seems to be), then sociopaths are the human equivalent of a parasitic subspecies. As long as there are not too many of them, sociopaths propagate their genes at the expense of the more cooperative humans.

It's a rather different take on the problem of evil, I suppose.

How so?

400:

Oh, wow. Gokkun World, home of the Cultosaurus Erectus?

401:

RE: Semaglutide. I'm not on it, but someone I know very well is on the weekly injection version. They're experiencing less severe side effects. for what that's worth. Anyway, I share your disgust with marketing these as weight loss aids.

402:

Food, clothes and shelter, all the poor man askin' for.

"Revolution of Lowered Expectations", where Veblen goods have become something to laugh at?

403:

"library library"? Did you mean local library?

Xenoforming Earth - I am reminded of an old underground comic, Wonder Warthog - an issue where we're invaded by the hogs of Uranus, who have discovered a horrible evil on Earth - environmentalists. Since they live in and on garbage, they kill all environmentalists, and turn the Earth into a garbage-covered swill....

And about Wegovy... hookworms prevent type II diabetes and other good things https://science.slashdot.org/story/23/08/22/230234/hookworms-successfully-prevent-type-2-diabetes-in-human-trial

404:

Speaking of the slave holding American South and how the legacy of slavery has hindered its further development, there is another example: Southern Italy and Sicily (historically referred to as the Kingdom of Naples or - further back - the Kingdom of the Two Sicilies).

Economically impoverished backward agricultural South Italy vs. wealthy industrial/mercantile renaissance North Italy provides a parallel socio-economic example to the American South vs. the American North. But it goes back millennia, not centuries.

South Italy was where ancient Roman aristos created their slave plantations, the latifundia, a slave system probably more brutal than the American South. Spartacus was their Nat Turner. Sicilians and Neapolitans fled their poverty by emigrating to the new world, same as African-Americans fled poverty and racial oppression in the Great Migration North. Even after thousands of years, South Italy still bears the cultural scars of slavery and remains behind North Italy in all the major socio-economic metrics.

This does not bode well for the American South.

405:

I'd really like to read that one....

407:

As for aliens invading and conquering Earth, why both when all the valuable resources a galactic empire could want are in the asteroid belt, Luna, Saturn's rings, Jupiter's trojans, Jovian moons, comets from the Kuiper Belt, etc. where there is no expensive gravity well to overcome? Why land at all when an Earth virus could do to you what they did to HD Wells' invading Martians.

Earth can be "occupied" by parking a dozen "dinosaur-killer" asteroids in Earth orbit with re-entry engines attached - a very visible threat to those pesky Humans to behave - or else. Maybe drop a small rock on a city as a demonstration. The Aliens might see themselves as being noble and generous by not committing mass extinction on the Earth.

The Aliens go on to colonize/industrialize all the really valuable parts of the solar system, confining Humanity to their reservation on Earth. Maybe the occasional tribute of interesting biomass might be required.

If we behave, a few choice Humans might be allowed to leave Earth in order to serve the Empire along with all the other defeated species in the galaxy.

408:

No, absolutely NOT! While what you say is true about parasitic subspecies, human (and most mammal) sociopathy is different. Heteromeles is largely right, though human sociopathy may be partially genetic. See "The Winner Effect" for more on its causes.

The reason is survival under varying conditions. Evolution then leads to a mixture of characteristics, some of which are optimal under some conditions and others under others. Once upon a time, I could have given you the formulae for a stable population mix, but no longer. Sociopathy is optimal when the population crashes in (say) famine, so that little of a person's genome is shared by the group. When the group is genetically linked, it is not.

https://libquotes.com/j-b-s-haldane/quote/lbp3x1r

409:

If MilSF has to be a thing then "All Quiet on the Western Front ... in Spaaaceee" might be entertaining with a Strossian twist.

See "Soldier" written by Harlan Ellison for the old "Outer Limits" TV show

There's also "Das Boot ... in Spaaacee" to think about.

See "Balance of Terror", ST TOS

410:

I have nothing against folks taking semaglutide for weight loss, where there are significant comorbidities or it's causing medical problems in its own right (such as osteoarthritis), but taking it for weight loss in order to achieve fashion-level skinniness while other people who need the medicine for life-threatening illnesses are doing without seems deplorable.

411:

Apparently, no "may be" - it IS at least partially genetic. But it's definitely not a subspecies, any more than autism is.

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/the-neuroscientist-who-discovered-he-was-a-psychopath-180947814/

412:

ROTFLMAO! When he went from a TFG-PAC-paid lawyer, who was presumably setting him up for a fall, to a public defender, who said, WTF?!?!?!

413:

Orwell saw this coming more than a half century ago.

But it was also clear that an all-round increase in wealth threatened the destruction—indeed, in some sense was the destruction—of a hierarchical society. In a world in which everyone worked short hours, had enough to eat, lived in a house with a bathroom and a refrigerator, and possessed a motorcar or even an airplane, the most obvious and perhaps the most important form of inequality would already have disappeared. If it once became general, wealth would confer no distinction. It was possible, no doubt, to imagine a society in which wealth, in the sense of personal possessions and luxuries, should be evenly distributed, while power remained in the hands of a small privileged caste. But in practice such a society could not long remain stable. For if leisure and security were enjoyed by all alike, the great mass of human beings who are normally stupefied by poverty would become literate and would learn to think for themselves; and when once they had done this, they would sooner or later realize that the privileged minority had no function, and they would sweep it away. In the long run, a hierarchical society was only possible on a basis of poverty and ignorance. - "The Theory and Practice of Oligarchic Socialism" by Emmanuel Goldstein

414:

Beef sausage, "Few tiny exceptions"? Sorry, they used to be common. And then there's the kosher market....

415:

As well as bloody stupid. Arsing around with your metabolism for no good reason is very likely to cause serious problems, possibly incurable and long-term ones. Its list of side-effects is nearly as long and nasty as those for immunotherapy. I can see why you take it, but it's definitely a devil and deep blue sea scenario.

I do wonder a bit why the manufacturers don't simply ramp up production - there may be good reasons, or may not.

416:

Many species have a parasitic subspecies which mooches off the more common form. The best known example is a bluegill sunfish. Male bluegills come in two varieties — “parentals” and “cuckolders”. Parental males dig a nest in the lake bottom, wait for a female to arrive, then guard the eggs after mating. Cuckolder males are genetically distinct; they are smaller, but the main difference is behavior. Instead of digging their own nest, cuckolders wait for a female to start mating with the parental, then dart in and add their own sperm to the mix. Parental male ends up guarding the parasite’s eggs as well as his own.

Not exactly. First off, sorry to be nasty for a moment. This isn't personal, but since what you wrote does veer tangentially into human LBGTQ gender politics, I want to straighten out the language you're using, which is outdated.

What you're talking about are termed "sneaker males." They show up in cuttlefish, fish, and elsewhere (I seem to recall lizards and birds). Basically, the species has two male morphs, one that's big, bold, and guards a territory, and one that looks more-or-less like a female. The latter are termed sneakers, due to how they sneak in to mate. Since both morphs are under sexual selection, which is due to female choice in accepting both types of mates, both persist.

And this is pretty tame, compared with things like Australian fairy wrens. There, the large majority of chicks raised by the male of a pair were not sired by that male, and some pairs are mother/son pairs which do not mate with each other, but which do rear her chicks together. Or there are the ruffs, which have four male morphs.

Sex is way more complicated than evolutionary theorists believed a few decades ago. Homosexual acts are common in some species. Non-reproductive sex acts are ubiquitous (one book claimed, with evidence, that if biologists counted sex toys as tool use, the number of tool using species would at least double). Non-pair couplings are common in many monogamous species, including humans. Most importantly, females are way more active in pursuing extra-pair mating and in mate choice than biologists used to believe.

That's the point about sneaker males: very often, females are choosing to mate with them. Sneakers are not parasites, and they're not a subspecies.

When we're veering towards LGBTQ human politics, the notion that anything other than Ken/Barbie heterosexuality is unnatural is really, really, really not supported by the evidence. Nor, for that matter, is any idea that trans-women are "sneaker males" or parasites (gender dysphoria is something else entirely). For that matter, the evidence does not support ideas that sex is only for procreation, and that by nature, men are sexually active, while women are sexually passive.

I know you did not write any of this, and I do apologize for dumping on you. The reason I'm writing this screed is for any lurkers who happen to read it and think otherwise.

417:

What if sociopathy was an evolutionary advantage? I have read, for example, that berserkers, in the Dark Ages, were people who everyone else avoided if possible... but Hrolf Kraki kept a troop for war. Perhaps they were the ones to take point among ancient hunters.

And how much of it in modern times is provoked by desperation, rational or not?

418:

a buddy just sent me a list of rather ugly topics and it mentioned these titles and I've been looking where to borrow an e-book of 'em

Thanks for the suggestions. Added to my list of 'read when I have time', which honestly is probably never the rate the list is growing.

Have you tried your public library? Mine does ebook loans, and is also pretty decent at getting books by inter-library loan.

419:

My eldest was on Ozympic. She didn't last a month. She's a traveling COTA, and has to hit 6-8 patients/day (in their own home, thus the "traveling"), and couldn't do that, and her documentation, while that nauseas.

420:

I have nothing against folks taking semaglutide for weight loss, where there are significant comorbidities or it's causing medical problems in its own right (such as osteoarthritis), but taking it for weight loss in order to achieve fashion-level skinniness while other people who need the medicine for life-threatening illnesses are doing without seems deplorable.

We completely agree on that!

421:

the species has two male morphs

Like Fafhrd and the Gray Mouser?

422:

If you're interested in berserkers, Shay, in Achilles in Vietnam: Combat Trauma and the Undoing of Character (1995, so it's old), makes a decent case that what we now call PTSD played a big role in Norse berserking, especially in the story of Achilles in the Iliad. Primarily he focuses on parallels between the experiences of Vietnam soldiers and the story of the Iliad.

So I'd suggest that sociopathy isn't necessarily behind berserking. Instead, going berserk may be one manifestation of PTSD.

423:

In totally unsurprising breaking news, "Wagner boss Yevgeny Prigozhin on passenger list of crashed plane"

424:

Breaking: Prigozhin may have been killed. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-66599733

425:

the species has two male morphs....Like Fafhrd and the Gray Mouser?A

Well, that's better than Woody Allen, sneaker male, which got used back in the 1990s.

However, it's still wrong. HUMANS DO NOT HAVE A SNEAKER MALE MORPH.

The reason for the all-caps is the current US GOP war on transsexuals.

Remember, in species with true sneaker male morphs, the sneakers look like females.

Translate this to modern GOP politics, and you get bullshit about trans-women using female bathrooms/lockers/jails so that they can sneak in and rape women.

I'll say it again: gender dysphoria is a serious illness, and transitioning the body of someone suffering from it to the appropriate gender is the only known treatment. Treating such people as potential sexual predators under the rubric of sneaker males just makes things worse.

It sucks that, thanks to fascist politics, we have to be careful when we talk about fish genders, but there you have it.

426:

Sort of like milking a cow, er, a bull.

So, a story where AI has a significant role? :-)

(I grew up with farm news leading on the radio. Like Charlie, to me A.I. is bull-byproduct…)

427:

Beef sausage

In the US beef, turkey, chicken and TVP sausages are readily available, especially if you allow hot dogs into the category of "sausage". Also blood sausage/morcilla (yum!) in Hispanic shops and, I'd expect, Eurodelis.

428:

I do wonder a bit why the manufacturers don't simply ramp up production - there may be good reasons, or may not.

News flash: they are ramping up production. But it's a horrifically complex molecule to synthesize, and it's mostly administered via a disposable subcutaneous injector, which adds its own production overheads (sterile aseptic manufacturing suite required). I'm on the tablet, which is more convenient but requires about 100x as much of the drug substance.

Upshot: it's going to take months to a year before supply matches demand.

(Meanwhile there are me-to medications coming on the market, but this is all relatively new -- semaglutide has only been licensed for human use since 2017.)

429:

what if titanosaur ejaculate was highly nutritious or otherwise valuable?

Gourmet taste treat? Especially if you feed the titansaurs the right supplements? Lots of room for low-brow humour in that story…

Rule 34 adjacent link follows:

This invention regards a dietary supplement formulation that significantly improves the taste of the male ejaculate.

While certain ingredients have previously been believed in “urban-myth” fashion to improve semen taste, there has never been a precedent for any formulation developed or marketed for this purpose. Further these urban myths, while containing a grain of truth, required that a full year of investigation and research and development, and almost an additional year of market testing be conducted prior to successfully establishing the most effective formulation and concentration of specific ingredients to produce the optimal results ultimately achieved.

These optimal results were discovered only after experimenting with certain freeze-dried fruit and vegetable powders combined with specific spices. Certain vitamins and minerals were additionally added to replenish in the male those nutrients lost via ejaculation.

https://patents.google.com/patent/US6485773B1/en

430:

You have to hand it to the Russians, always thinking up newer and more complicated ways of "committing suicide".

https://www.businessinsider.com/wagner-group-yevgeny-prigozhin-russian-plane-crash-state-media-2023-8

Wagner boss and failed coup leader Yevgeny Prigozhin was listed as a passenger on a plane that crashed in Russia, killing everyone on board, state media reports.

Far more dramatic then merely falling out of a 10 story window.

Looks like the Wagner Group will have to hire anew CEO.

431:

I am pretty sure that some of the gender dysphoria is caused by the social pressure to adopt a stereotypical (fe)male role. There were signs that was relaxing in the UK, against the opposition of the extreme feminists (who predated TERFs) and 'traditional' masculinists, but I am afraid that positions have hardened. So a society-level treatment would be to stop forcing people into roles that are unnatural to them. Unfortunately, I can't see it happening ....

432:

This is what happens when you let your boss pay for your attorney.

First rule for defendants: get your own lawyer. (Source, lawyer friend.)

433:

I would argue that a lot of sociopathy is conditional on context and scale. There are very few people who could harm a child or kitten without some major hesitation and remorse. There are a great many more people who could pull a lever in a high altitude bomber and flatten the house that contains the child and kitten. Even more are able and willing to cheer when the bomber flies off to the horizon with the capacity to kill children wholesale.

At another remove, most of us wear clothing and eat food that has had some monstrous behaviour at some point in its supply chain - the examples are numerous and range from child slavery in the production of chocolate to the horrific treatment of battery hens. I personally have worked on factory fishing vessels that 'processed' as much as 100 tonnes of fish per day for months at a time.

From that distance we are all somewhat sociopathic. Where our outrage tends to arise is when a particular sociopath goes outside the lines of 'acceptable sociopathy'. A bomber pilot 'hero' who has killed thousands indirectly is a monster if s/he kills one person at the supermarket. A person who kills thousands of chickens a day at the abattoir would be universally reviled if they killed a puppy.

There are certain tasks that require some emotional separation in order to continue functioning as a viable human. Many of those tasks are essential, such as triage in an emergency. The challenge for most people who attempt to be human is to find a suitable balance.

I cannot afford to be a vegan or buy all 'fair trade' clothing and foods. Having said that, it is obviously something of a rationalization. But I am not a sociopath by our societies' current understanding (I hope).

434:

I get beef summer sausage at Aldi. Unfortunately, that's the only beef sausage I can get. Up until maybe 10-15 years ago, I could buy beef salami, now, if I'm lucky, maybe there's Oscar Mayer overpriced.

435:

Note "listed as a passenger". And the BBC says unconfirmed. Were I him, I'd have been listed on one plane, and taken another, listed as someone else.

436:

I buy my weisswurst remotely from Usinger's in Milwaukee. They seem to also offer many beef sausages (and blood sausage).

437:

Sociopathy might not have been actively selected out because it was associated with other traits that, if lost, reduced the survival prospects of offspring.

Like sickle-cell anemia?

438:

Does our ability to understand the behavior of a sociopath depend on our ability to act as a sociopath (even if we choose not to use that ability?)

Larry Niven did something like that in later ARM books, but with schizophrenia. They used naturals at first, then artificially induced it in later generations.

439:

Somewhere Prigozhin is wondering how he could still be on fire.

440:

Thank you. That explains things.

441:

Two less common tropes I enjoy are intelligence is an antipattern and embodied externalities.

Peter Watts explores the former, in Starfish and Rifters, arguing that intelligence is an evolutionary dead end waiting to be replaced by something more power-efficient. Maybe interesting as we grapple with A"I" and what we actually want.

Karl Schroder often explores the latter, and KSR in the legal strategies in Ministry for the Future, and Hannu Rajaniemi via the zokus in Quantum Thief. Prevent tragedies of the commons by giving a commons a voice and agency. Sometimes via AI though not always as in MftF.

442:

If the hierarchy doesn't overindulge when drawing sustenance from us, I really don't care how they exhibit their wealth.

443:

Getting back to the original question, I just finished "The Deluge" by Steven Markley.

Have you ever thought of writing climate fiction (cli-fi)?

444:

David L @ 388: What if large scale human society REQUIRES sociopathics? Maybe evolution had to let it happen.

As Charlie said @389, evolution doesn't work that way. The way to think about sociopaths is as the Hawks in the Hawk-Dove game. Note that in this game the terms "Hawk" and "Dove" are names for two different strategies within the same population (as opposed to real hawks and doves, which don't interbreed).

Doves co-operate over resources, and hence do well when dealing with other doves. Hawks fight over resources, and hence do well when dealing with doves (and the doves lose), but both hawks and doves do badly when dealing with other hawks.

Start with a population of doves, but introduce a few hawks. At first the hawks do really well by exploiting the doves. But as the proportion of hawks increases they increasingly bump into each other and hence do worse. Meanwhile the doves are still doing OK as long as they can avoid the hawks. So you get a balance at the point where more hawks would lead to worse outcomes for hawks, but fewer hawks would lead to better outcomes for the remaining hawks.

So that is why we have some sociopaths, but also a lot of people who are "doves"; pro-social and happy to co-operate. We aren't "naturally" one or the other.

What if large scale human society REQUIRES sociopathics?

That is actually a different question from evolution. Its quite possible that the answer is yes, because leadership seems to require a degree of sociopathy. If you have thousands or millions of followers you can't actually care about all of them as individuals; even if you were a super-recogniser who knew them all by name, the accumulated stress of dealing with all of their individual gripes and tragedies is going to kill you. So you have to lead without caring about individuals. If a few must be sacrificed for the good of the rest, you can't afford to mourn them as friends. That way lies madness.

But if your followers get the idea that you don't care, you are not going to stay leader for long.

So a necessary qualification for leadership is the ability to project caring without actually caring. Which is what sociopaths are really good at.

But that doesn't mean that evolution planned it that way, because evolution is a blind mechanism. It just happened that way. Evolution didn't plan the rise of civilization any more than an avalanche plans to murder a bunch of skiers.

445:

"Doves co-operate over resources..."

No they don't.

http://pigeonsnest.co.uk/stuff/photos/misc/bathingpigeons.jpg

These two look very sweet in the still photo to the uneducated eye, but what they were actually doing was having a scrap over who gets to sit in the bowl of cold water under the tap. This is typical behaviour whenever two or more of them want the same thing and they can't all get it at once.

446:

I got my type 2 diagnosis earlier this year and fairly richly deserved. 5 months of fairly hard keto and only one large meal a day, and I’ve dropped 3 stone and my blood sugar readings suggest I may be forcing the fucker into remission. Whatever gets you through the night, of course.

And for whoever it was looking for low-carb pizza crust, fiberflour is really pretty damn good. Beats all the various nut and lupin flours by a mile, although it is ludicrously expensive.

447:

Answered earlier in the thread. (TLDR: not my thing.)

448:

whitroth
WHAT A SURPRISE! ( not )
So, AGAIN, Putin doesn't care, at all, as to how many innocent civilians he kills, as long as the "target" is offed, right?
Just like the cinema/theatre siege, etc, etc ... Ad nauseam

Rbt Prior
Like err: "Soft Cod Roe" f'rinstance - sold in tins & tasty.
Um

Rocketjps
At another remove, most of us wear clothing and eat food that has had some monstrous behaviour at some point in its supply chain
PALM OIL / Deforestation / Monoculture plantations, generally - never mind the exploitative slavery of populations across the planet, of course.
As you say, that's just for starters.

jonorolo
zokus in Quantum Thief - who are WHAT THE FUCK, actually - that's where I lost comprehension, entirely.
EXPLAIN.

Paul
So a necessary qualification for leadership is the ability to project caring without actually caring.
"To enslave the people, it is necessary to APPEAR to wear the same chains as they do" - exactly.

449:

bullshit about trans-women using female bathrooms/lockers/jails so that they can sneak in and rape women.

Surely the way for the GOP to make that strategy totally pointless would be to support rape victims and allow abortion? Then the trans panic inducers can't reproduce via rape any more.

But no, that's like rational and reasonable and we can't have that. Fopcus on being scared and doing what the big man tells you to do...

450:

zokus in Quantum Thief - who are WHAT THE FUCK, actually

In the Quantum Thief series the zokus are a kind of governance, like a book club with teeth. Rajaniemi uses them to force characters to behave consistent with their own professed goals. You could join a zoku that declared kindness to tree frogs and would become unable to be mean to those little guys.

In KSR's MftF, one eco-warrior tactic is to "find allies and legal means" to give standing to future people so that they can be represented in court.

These both "embody externalities" in the sense that an idea, such as "a commons", now can act.

Come to think of it, maybe Charlie already does that in Saturn's Children, where corporate personhood gets codified. But I like it when it's used for niceness, instead of evil. Ah well, can't have everything.

451:

I spent about 6 months in the UK starting about November 1988, the six months where everything bad happened and now I can no longer donate blood. I tried to find beef sausages in Kent, but the closest I could find were pork and beef. Except at christmas, which was apparently beef sausage season. Once the holidays were over no more beef sausages. Until I went to Scotland.

452:

Robert Prior @ 312:

As far as the Western tropes go, have you thought of suberting them? The original cowboys were black as a contrapoint to the White Supremecist/Settler Colonial narratives that are the norm.

Black, Mexican, Indigenous… the original cowboys (in the Western sense) were Spanish. Gun control was common in Western towns (also eastern ones — ruled not unconstitutional, too) — the who gunfight at the OK Corral fracas was lawmen apprehending wild boys who thought they had a right to carry and shoot their guns in town. Fights between wagon train settlers and Indigenous people were rare and a minor cause of death; disease and starvation killed two orders of magnitude more settlers.

Canadian cowboys too. Ian Tyson wrote a number of good GREAT songs about Canadian Cowboys.

Short Grass - Ian & Sylvia [Ian & Sylvia, 1966]

453:

Water Support Techs are unsung heroes...

MilSF with a dose of reality as to how small-scale it all really is. No superheroes, just mostly-competent people making best effort, sometimes succeeding in the most unexciting ways, and occasionally getting it all wrong (see; "BRIXMIS" by Tony Geraghty, or "Fishers of Men" by Rob Lewis).

For real comic relief, throw in chaos and reservists. I mean, who would believe that one young officer would be told to sod off and sort out the Iraqi national football team, post-2003 invasion, now that Uday Hussein was out of the way? Or that a quick trawl to find anyone who knew about banking would result in another junior officer from the Yeomanry, being thrown into sorting out an Iraqi Central Bank? Lots of scope for "wrong place / wrong time"...

Actually, no - anyone who's read that masterpiece "The General Danced at Dawn" by George Macdonald Fraser, would go "yeah, believable" when it comes to mobilised civilians in uniform (see also the "Gunner Asch" novels by Hans Hellnut Kirst, or Spike Milligan's wartime autobiographies). How about a pastiche of the Flashman novels?

454:

Re: 'Consider, for example, where physics includes a sort of macro entanglement (like quantum  but at a higher level), leading to the evolution of low-energy  PSI abilities ...'

Ah - a universe where the phrase 'we're all in it together'  is literally true. Interesting.

I'm guessing that for a universe to become complex (evolve)  there needs to be something built in that allows  errors/oddball events to happen - some sort of  disequilibrium. For PSI to develop, then evolution  would have to favor creatures with a better ability  to synchronize with not-self for feeding  (absorbing only the key/beneficial nutrients),  reproduction (engraftment or gene swap for reproduction).  If almost everything is entangled in this universe  then differences/errors would be extremely unlikely,  therefore evolution would probably take much longer.   If aliens from that type of universe showed up on Earth,  they'd probably be more interested in how life on  this planet became so complex. Then they'd  probably get really ticked off with us for  deliberately killing off so much that exquisite  variety.

Going back a few blogs (alien romance) I've been  thinking about how even slight differences in senses  might impact alien-human relations. Humans mostly  rely on vision, hearing, olfaction, taste, touch.  The operating range of each sense is pretty narrow and  is wired to send messages to our brain to direct us  whether to approach (pleasure) or avoid (pain/disgust).  If alien physiology followed a similar fundamental  framework (pleasure/pain) but each sense was  optimized for a different range of values, then  it's a 50-50 bet that humans and aliens might  be physically (and physiologically) repulsive to  each other. The next layer would psychological -  humans are pretty social creatures with pleasure/pain  associated with most interpersonal behaviors.  Aliens would probably also be social but probably -  as in the physical senses - their psychological  basic senses might be different from ours. Next  layer would be cognitive differences -  language/communication structure, ability to  consciously observe and project, etc. So although  both species might be interested in meeting and  studying an alien, they'd probably have to overcome  built-in species issues before they could do so.  That brings us to level four.  I'm guessing that  aliens would probably have something like a computer.  So would these computers be able to talk to each  other and serve as intermediaries?

Psychology rarely shows up in human-alien interactions  in most of the SF I've read. Instead, aliens are caricatured as extreme hostiles or godlike. IMO, that's a cop-out.

About an entangled universe - must confess that I had  a chuckle with this because a very entangled universe  seems like a good reason why so much of it is  invisible to the part that is not entangled.  (Is this your point?)

Scott Sanford @ 366:

'Master of the Five Magics trilogy by Lyndon Hardy ...  In the third book addresses the question, "What if  people tried to write new laws of magic?"'

Sounds interesting - thanks! Always interested in seeing how closely an author's magic system  reflects our knowledge pyramid which often places  math on top of the heap.

Arghhh - formatting issues!

455:

MilSF with a dose of reality as to how small-scale it all really is. No superheroes, just mostly-competent people making best effort, sometimes succeeding in the most unexciting ways, and occasionally getting it all wrong

For what I think of as a blue-collar take on the technothriller (unlike Hunt for Red October's white-collar viewpoint) you would enjoy Payback City by John Barnes. Written well before 9/11, and self-published years later because no publisher would touch a novel where America was attacked by terrorists. Heroes (and viewpoint characters) are the first responders at the thick end. There's a realistic amount of fog and blunder on the part of both responders and terrorists. Barnes talked to professionals when writing it to ensure that it was plausible but included enough deliberate mistakes that it wasn't a recipe for actual bombings.

https://4785.e-junkie.com/product/25109

456:

Greg Tingey @ 349:

Serious States-Whites {oops, "rights"} insanity - is this new, or has it simply just risen up far enough to be visible from here?

Who says the sheriff IS the chief law enforcement officer? Where is that written? Who handed them authority to make laws (which is what they're claiming)?

Here in the U.S., the Constitution doesn't say a fuckin' thing about county sheriffs. Seems to me they're arrogating powers for themselves that have no basis in law.

457:

How about a pastiche of the Flashman novels?

Set in the Laundry universe? That could be fun.

I rather liked Jane Lindskold's story "The Big Lie", set in Stirling's Draka universe, whose protagonist bears an uncanny resemblance to Flashman.

458:

Who handed them authority to make laws (which is what they're claiming)?

Who handed the Supreme Court the power to set policy? The current crop seem to be succeeding in doing that, and I can't find those powers listed in your Constitution either.

If they get away with it, they'll have established that they do have that authority. Just as Marshall got away with adding to the Supreme Court's authority.

459:

MilSF with a dose of reality as to how small-scale it all really is. No superheroes, just mostly-competent people making best effort, sometimes succeeding in the most unexciting ways, and occasionally getting it all wrong

Good points!

I'd add in one of my favorites, Roger Hall's You're Stepping on My Cloak and Dagger. It would be fun to see this version of the OSS in an SFF setting.

I'd also point to a newer favorite story that hasn't been told with proper humor, IMHO: the story of the United States Ram Fleet in the US Civil War ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Ram_Fleet ). The Civil War was the first time ironclads really waded into battle, with all the problems you'd expect from fielding Generation 1.0, barely functional tech. It was thought early on that the only way to beat an ironclad was by ramming it, so a civilian (Charles Ellet) built a steam-powered unarmored ram and armored gunboat fleet in the upper Mississippi and took it into battle with Confederates downstream (which was good, because his ironclads were so heavy they struggled to go upstream at all). What happened next is still taught at Annapolis, purportedly as the reason why the US Navy no longer lets civilians command military units. But he won his only battle, although no one is quite sure how.

And it does get weirder than that. For example the Confederates couldn't afford to iron-plate their steamboats, so they did what they could, which was to uparmor them with bales of cotton ("cottonclads"). While the Union fielded "tinclad" sternwheel gunships....

Anyway, one could imagine shifting this story to the dawn of space warfare, with a billionaire tech bro taking it upon himself to build a fleet of cislunar weaponry for some country and taking it into battle on their behalf, with minimal military oversight. The English Space Force, by appointment to Their Majesty, perhaps?

460:

Greg Tingey @ 372:

"Flipping" -wonderful:
A key witness in Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago classified documents case flipped his testimony and implicated the former president and his associates “immediately” after he switched attorneys from a lawyer paid for by a Trump PAC group to a public defender. - what do US readers think about how this - & maybe more - will seriously influence the outcome(s)?

Only being reported now, but this seems to have happened a while back (July) & was the basis for the superseding indictment in the Mar-a-Lago case:

Key witness flips: 'This is going to cause a real problem for Trump's legal team.

So, it's already influenced the outcome. It led to additional charges in the Mar-a-Lago case.

461:

anonemouse @ 379:

But which WA? Isn't there one in the US as well?

That it's an ABC link might be a hint!

There IS a WA in the U.S. ... plus a Television/Radio network called ABC - the State of Washington (postal abbreviation WA) & ABC is the American Broadcasting Company. 😏

The link text doesn't tell you the story is from ABC.au unless you look at the source or click the link

462:

IIRC printers commonly had 68000 seris CPUs and often ridiculous amounts of RAM

I think they, well many of they, had the embedded versions of the PowerPC RISC chip sets. Which is one reason Adobe products in the 90s/00s had decent PostScript rendering on Macs.

463:

Kardashev @ 426:

Beef sausage

In the US beef, turkey, chicken and TVP sausages are readily available, especially if you allow hot dogs into the category of "sausage". Also blood sausage/morcilla (yum!) in Hispanic shops and, I'd expect, Eurodelis.

There's even beef bacon. I bought some yesterday to use in a recipe for "Southern Fried Cabbage".

464:

Like sickle-cell anemia?

Actually I was thinking of this condition when I started this sub thread.

465:

Robert Prior @ 457:

Who handed them authority to make laws (which is what they're claiming)?

Who handed the Supreme Court the power to set policy? The current crop seem to be succeeding in doing that, and I can't find those powers listed in your Constitution either.

Still, the Supreme Court IS mentioned in the Constitution.

If they get away with it, they'll have established that they do have that authority. Just as Marshall got away with adding to the Supreme Court's authority.

These sheriffs are trying to encroach on the Supreme Court's turf & I don't think the Supreme Court is gonna' let them get away with that.

466:

Damian
Ah "sausages" in Scotland, did you find Lorne Sauasge - also called "Square Slice"?
Delicious & probably bad for you ...

John S
Thanks for that - I did wonder whose arsehole they pulled that one out of.
Looks similar to the other utter bullshit of "Sovereign citizens" maybe?
AND @ 464
Even more fun: - A white-wing fascist faction-fight between "the supreme" & the county sherriffs ...

RECENT update ...
No longer content with pushing people out of high windows, it looks like Vlad the insaner has gone back to shooting down civilian planes, as per MH17.
There is phone footage, showing the plane body with ONE wing attached, spiralling down - which almost-certainly means a misslie.
Question, what will Putin/Lukashenko do, now, with all the Wagner troops close to the Polish border? They could make real trouble, internally for both the dictators.
FUN times, or maybe not.

467:

Ah "sausages" in Scotland, did you find Lorne Sauasge - also called "Square Slice"? Delicious & probably bad for you ...
No probably about it. It's Scottish cuisine. It is going to be bad for you. Available at the works canteen for breakfast when I lived in Scotland. Probably knocked a bit off my artery internal diameters!

468:

who would believe that one young officer would be told to sod off and sort out the Iraqi national football team... Or that a quick trawl to find anyone who knew about banking would result in another junior officer from the Yeomanry, being thrown into sorting out an Iraqi Central Bank?

Traditionally I think we'd expect the one with the banking history to be ordered to sort out the football team, and the footballer to be assigned to the Central Bank.

469:

Yes. The near-demise of other sausages in England happened in my lifetime, perhaps in the 1970s.

470:

Right. But give Putin his due - he killed only 9 other people, at least one of which was another Wagner 'executive', and probably most were. That's a lot better than 'our' side does with its assassinations.

471:

You missed the pilot, co-pilot (likely on a ten seater), and one or more cabin crew. None of whom deserved that, even if everyone else on the flight was a Wagner Group neo-nazi terrorist and war criminal.

472:

Froma Ukrainian news channel on Telegram...

"Rosaviatsia has published the list of passengers of the business jet that crashed in the Tver region:

Propustin Sergey
Makaryan Evgeniy
Totmin Aleksandr
Chekalov Valeriy
Utkin Dmitriy
Matuseev Nikolay
Prigozhin Evgeniy

Crew members:

Levshin Aleksei, commander;
Karimov Rustam, co-pilot;
Raspopova Kristina, flight attendant."

473:

I would be very surprised if the pilot, co-pilot and crew were not Wagner Group as well.

474:

How about a series of books describing an empire in decline from the POV of the man in the street.

Not Asimov's "Foundation".

More like HBOs "The Wire". "The Wire in Spaaaaaaace!"

With each book focusing on a different theme, like the Wire did (the war on drugs, the demise of good paying union jobs, political corruption, the decline of schools, etc.).

Come to think of it, why does SF normally focus on the high and mighty elites (a star fleet captain, intrigue at the court of a galactic emperor, a brilliant scientist making a breakthrough discovery, etc.)

Where is all the SF that focuses on the regular Joes?

475:

i thought he was supposed to be staying in byelorussia

seems a little negligent to be blithely swanning around in motherland airspace after embarrassing putin like that

476:

If you count Capt. "Shoot first and ask questions later" Kirk as the quintessential Star Trek, then "Lower Decks" already does a good job of satirizing MilSF.

477:

Agreed.

If Prigozhin really was a Bond supervillain level bad guy he would have used 5 planes simultaneously and make Putin guess which one he was on.

Or may he really is a Bond supervillain level bad guy and that was a body double on the plane. And Prigozhin is now downing vodka and caviar at a tropical paradise with a new face (does it take 3 months to recover from plastic surgery?) and a new identity/name.

Failing that, at the end of the day Prigozhin was just a pathetic evil minion who the real Boss dropped into the tank of man eating piranhas.

478:

"Rosaviatsia has published the list of passengers of the business jet that crashed in the Tver region:

Passengers seem to be all Wagner, unsurprisingly. A couple of Prigozhin's lieutenants and two bodyguards.

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/policy/foreign/who-prigozhins-crashed-plane

479:

I think I'd characterize Star Trek as "Space Opera" rather than MilSF. It doesn't always involved warfare.

480:

DP @ 473
U K le G: Vaster than Empires & more slow & other of her works, too.

481:

"It was thought early on that the only way to beat an ironclad was by ramming it"

HMS Polyphemus was a Royal Navy torpedo ram (only one built out of 4 vessels ordered by the Royal Navy) in accordance to the theory you give. They never did fine a tactical use for it.

However, it became the model for HMS Thunder Child in HG Wells "war of the Worlds" - a brave little ship that gave us our only victory in the war against the invading Martians.

482:

DP in 473:

hmmm... "Breaking Bad in Spaaaaace"... with catering by Hannibal Lecter and a side order of comedic relief provided by Dexter Morgan...

some sort of interstellar drug nightmare with mega-scaled addiction and millions of vacant eyed addicts... all begging for their next fix...

oooops I just described the inhabitants of TikTok + Facebook + Twitter

483:

Come to think of it, why does SF normally focus on the high and mighty elites (a star fleet captain,
John Scalzi did the lowly and doomed star fleet minions thing in Redshirts.

484:

Where is all the SF that focuses on the regular Joes?

I believe this sub-genre is called "Mundane Science Fiction".

485:

DP
HMS Thunder Child - YouTube by naval historian "Drachinifel" - well worth the watch!
Also a drawing showing what she probably looked like
So there.

486:

Come to think of it, why does SF normally focus on the high and mighty elites (a star fleet captain, intrigue at the court of a galactic emperor, a brilliant scientist making a breakthrough discovery, etc.)

Likely because that's also who writes history. Mostly. Poor / working stiffs typically don't have the time or energy to keep a journal, write a book, etc...

487:

These sheriffs are trying to encroach on the Supreme Court's turf & I don't think the Supreme Court is gonna' let them get away with that.

True. You wouldn't want the various branches of your government encroaching on each other's turf. If that happened it would cause chaos. Good thing your Supreme Court is there to stop something like that happening. (Sarcasm, obviously.)

488:

No, I didn't. While it is possible that they were all Wagner employees, I was assuming that at least the 3 crew and 5 of the other passengers weren't. Yes, it was a despicable act, but my point was that it was LESS despicable that acts by 'us' (principally the USA and Israel, but with the UK involved) that have been actually lauded on this blog.

No, atrocities by 'us' do NOT justify atrocities by 'them', but I am getting increasingly pissed off with the hate speech by certain posters here.

489:

Question, what will Putin/Lukashenko do, now, with all the Wagner troops close to the Polish border? They could make real trouble, internally for both the dictators.

They are likely not loyal to their now-dead leader, and have just had an object lesson in getting in Putin's way. They could make trouble, but will they dare to? Any of their remaining leaders knows what will happen to them if they make trouble — and as a group they aren't large enough to take on either country.

And what would making trouble do for them?

490:

I believe this sub-genre is called "Mundane Science Fiction".

Your belief is mistaken.

Mundane SF is SF that plays by the known laws of physics/science -- no magic space wizards, no psi powers, no superintelligent AIs, no time machines or FTL travel. It's about positing plausible futures and rigorously extrapolating from what we know. Minor exception: once you get used to wearing the corset you can let your waist out an inch or so and allow one impossibility per book -- say, the human-equivalent brains in the robots in "Saturn's Children" -- but really, it's about living within your means, because if you just go randomly looting the genre props department your "science fiction" ends up being indistinguishable from fantasy in which your hobbits ride starships instead of dragons.

491:

Likely because that's also who writes history. Mostly. Poor / working stiffs typically don't have the time or energy to keep a journal, write a book, etc...

In fiction it's because of the problem of agency: your protagonists need the elbow-room to drop everything and go and have adventures. Which generally means being rich and/or privileged or having a very unusual occupation (ever wondered why detectives and spies are so popular as protagonists?).

A peasant farmer or midwife don't make good subjects for exciting adventure fic unless something has gone terribly wrong with their life, in which case what's left of it is probably going to be nasty, brutal, and short.

492:

Where is all the SF that focuses on the regular Joes?

Read some Mack Reynolds. I don't think I've read anything by him that isn't about ordinary folks.

John Brunner has ordinary folks as viewpoint characters The Sheep Look Up and Stand on Zanzibar.

Jodi Taylor's St. Mary's series is told from the perspective of ordinary folks.

Certainly lots more. I'll add some as I remember them.

493:

They are likely not loyal to their now-dead leader, and have just had an object lesson in getting in Putin's way. They could make trouble, but will they dare to? Any of their remaining leaders knows what will happen to them if they make trouble — and as a group they aren't large enough to take on either country.

And what would making trouble do for them?

I wondered about exactly the opposite reaction, because it's very advantageous to the remaining leadership, particularly right now, to make object lessons such as "assassinating Wagner Group leaders makes bombs fall onto the Kremlin." That is a very important lesson to teach, if they have the ability to teach it.

Game theory says tit for tat is a highly effective strategy.

If I were Putin I'd be sleeping somewhere secret, secure, and distant from Moscow for the next few weeks, just in case.

494:

fantasy in which your hobbits ride starships instead of dragons

And now I have a mental picture of a hobbit in a spacesuit sitting astride a 1950s-style curved spaceship (with fins) holding on for dear life…

Thanks.

(I'll go make myself some more tea to wake up.)

495:

it's very advantageous to the remaining leadership, particularly right now, to make object lessons such as "assassinating Wagner Group leaders makes bombs fall onto the Kremlin."

Alternately, "we're good boys and will follow your orders" might be a safer strategy. I assume the current Wagner leaders know about the Russian assassinations like Litvinenko and the Skripals. The more so as the Wagner group is unlikely to get sanctuary in the West.

If I were Putin I'd be sleeping somewhere secret, secure, and distant from Moscow for the next few weeks, just in case.

I'm reasonably sure he is, given the Ukrainians have demonstrated they can reach Moscow.

496:

Cuban author Yoss explored a similar theme in his book "Planet for Rent". The book is a satire about the tourism industry and how it affects society and individuals in modern day Cuba. In the book, the alien federation forced Earth into submission and made it into a mix between a reservation and amusement park for alien tourists. And many humans try to gain a better life by gaining favor from alien tourists, hoping to leave Earth with the tourists, or even try to make their own rocket ships to leave Earth.

497:

EC @ 487
THAT is called: "What-About-ery" - And - no matter how true - is totally irrelevant to the subject under discussion. OK?

498:

At least it's less implausible than the "deal with the problem by ignoring it" approach which leads to the far too common occurrence of a related trope in fiction ([science] tag optional): nobody ever gets short of money, even if they're not supposed to have any in the first place. Whether it's driving all over America with associated multiple tanks of fuel and hotel bills, or mundanely staying at home but doing things out of their normal line which inevitably increase expenditure, nobody ever gets stuck on "can't; no money". Similarly with other scarce resources, say the oxygen tanks required to make a long surface journey on an airless planet: they may have problems like boggo lack of carrying capacity or bad guys with a pocket full of leaks, but not in simply getting hold of the stuff at all. You never come across anyone in the position of needing to say "Sorry mate, I'd love to come on an intergalactic adventure with you but I haven't even got enough food for the rest of the week".

The reason for the trope is obvious, but it's much better when they realise that alternative methods of proceeding exist; instead of buying solutions, acquire them through application of ingenuity and acceptance that some project might take a couple of years instead of a couple of days. (Which is basically how the characters in LOTR operate.) Especially since in a book particularly it's no problem to have the story cover a far longer span than the time it takes to read it.

499:

I'm reasonably sure he is, given the Ukrainians have demonstrated they can reach Moscow.

I read, not too long ago, that he has about 7 residences spread around Russia. And all the places where he might hold meetings or give speeches are identical interiors. So no one can tell where a photo or video is from.

Now as I type this I have to wonder if they have a process to scrub all meta data from all cell phones, camcorders, etc... before anything leaves a site.

500:

Not at all; I see it as a plea for a more balanced and realistic viewpoint than "we're always right and they're always wrong", for which there has been a need in relation to Russia for centuries, and that in turn is a significant factor in the current situation being what it is.

501:

In the US some of this comes from the ethos of 200+ years ago. Back then if you could get together some clothes, a knife or two, a decent rifle, some lead, and a goodly amount of gun powder, you could head west and just get away for a long time. Gun powder and then lead for shot being the biggest limits.

Those mountain men of the time carefully rations their shooting to 99% sure shots so they could recover their lead. And they carried a mold to make new balls. Most learned to collect their food via trapping and making jerky.

If they did it right, didn't get serious injury or infection, they might be able to build a canoe and take a load of beaver pelts down the river to New Orleans, sell it to an exporter for Europe, get drunk for a bit, buy more powder, and other needed items and head out again.

A horse had big advantages and disadvantages and not always used.

In the myth of the settling of the US and Canada they guys are heros. Personally I think they led a miserable life.

But the myths are the root basis of a lot of US fiction and even science fiction.

502:

Trope I haven't seen in OGH's fiction (although perhaps I missed it): castaways marooned in a dangerous place (in SF typically they've crashed on a distant world). A bit like "brave settlers conquering the hostile planet" (which made a brief appearance in "Missile Gap") but with added difficulty level and hopefully less jingoism.

There's also "overwhelming natural disaster threatens our protaganists", but in some sense the Laundry Files' Case Nightmare Green is covered under that trope.

503:

Given Russian history, and the fact that he isn't a complete imbecile, he is almost certainly more (personally) worried about his 'colleagues' than Ukraine.

http://www.quotecounterquote.com/2011/03/despotism-tempered-by-assassination.html?m=1

the other quotes are good, too.

504:

In fiction it's because of the problem of agency: your protagonists need the elbow-room to drop everything and go and have adventures. Which generally means being rich and/or privileged or having a very unusual occupation (ever wondered why detectives and spies are so popular as protagonists?).

I have to ask: in whose fiction? Mainstream fiction is generally not about saving the Earth. Often it's not even about saving their job. Yet more of the bookstore is devoted to these ordinary lives.

Science fiction and fantasy seem to suffer from the laziness of high expectations: if the plot is not Earth-shaking or saving the future of some multiverse, why give a flying fellation? That's what makes it so stale: another unlikely chosen one saves the world with a ragtag band of misfits. Again. Where's the Disney buyout and the movie that fails to make a profit?

I'll toss out another idea. I read, yet again, a well-informed environment reporter saying that the biggest problems with the climate crisis are all political at this point, not technical. And I'll add, making people get off their asses waiting for the hero to save them is a big part of that political inaction.

So I am personally waiting for some ragtag band of misfit science fiction writers to create those ordinary, mainstream stories about mundane people living on a mundane Earth that is mundanely solving all the climate crises in the doable, but supremely frustrating ways that dealing with local politics and massive changes always bring.

You want a blind spot for stories? There's one. Writing about people solving problems.

Want a story seed? Your protagonist works for Dunder Mifflin Scotland's Offshore Wind Division, their sister kills invasive rhododendrons for a living and spends 67 percent of her time on paperwork and dealing with semi-fossilized Tory landowners, and their latest romantic interest is struggling to let go of a long addiction to internal combustion, fueled by childhood exposure to Top Gear and a childhood crush on The Stig. Choose three random climate disasters to drop on them, over-egg with politics from personal to international, and go to town.

Or do something else.

505:

"Peter Watts explores the former, in Starfish and Rifters, arguing that intelligence is an evolutionary dead end waiting to be replaced by something more power-efficient. Maybe interesting as we grapple with A"I" and what we actually want."

There is also a story by Bruce Sterling IIRC, where posthuman super-soldier goes up against Horrid Alien Thing[s] in an asteroid, which explicitly discusses it. I can't remember the title.

506:

There is also a story by Bruce Sterling IIRC, where posthuman super-soldier goes up against Horrid Alien Thing[s] in an asteroid, which explicitly discusses it. I can't remember the title.

Dug out my copy of Crystal Express. The title is "Swarm" from 1982. It's set in the same Shaper-Mechanist world as Schismatrix. Super termites in SPA-A-A-CE!

507:

On a totally different track, I just learned that in Texas the school can use corporal punishment on your child unless you explicitly prohibit it, in writing, every year.

https://texas.public.law/statutes/tex._educ._code_section_37.0011

Story was about a chap who didn't sign the permission slip from the school authorizing corporal punishment, assuming that that meant their kid wouldn't get paddled, only to have a different kid with the same name misbehave and the school paddled his kid by mistake.

Apparently he doesn't have grounds for much in the way of compensation (like covering the costs of therapy for his terrified kid) because the school was legally allowed to do that.

I'm just boggled. I mean, I knew America was backwards, but "it's your fault you didn't revoke our right to assault your child" is another level of WTF.

508:

Two less common tropes I enjoy are intelligence is an antipattern and embodied externalities.

Peter Watts explores the former, in Starfish and Rifters, arguing that intelligence is an evolutionary dead end waiting to be replaced by something more power-efficient.

Also Echopraxia and others. Kinda a theme for him, actually.

509:

Dunno 'bout elsewhere, I mean, other than OGH's current series, given that the misfit cast is doing their best, just to stay alive and free.

And that's what I'm writing. You could do worse than read my 11,000 Years, and wait for Becoming Terran. Ordinary Joes and Janes make up a most of the cast.

510:

(rant)
NOT EVERY STORY SET IN SPACE IS A) SPACE OPERA; B) MilSF, of C) BOTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As you should know, since I'm not writing space opera, and you were beta reading....

511:

Russia today is the logical outcome of (a) the USSR failing, (b) western attempts to impose neoliberalism also failing (and causing immense misery along the way), and (c) a Strong Man deciding to roll back to version n-1 and go Tsarist/Imperialist.

Which just about worked until Vlad decided to reassemble the old Tsarist empire. Turns out the Empire had Opinions.

512:

Thank you - that was cool.

513:

castaways marooned in a dangerous place (in SF typically they've crashed on a distant world).

Yeah, but most of the time that ends like the raft of the Méduse in 1816.

For the planetary version, most planets are utterly uninhabitable: even the Earth is only 1% habitable when you land on it at random.

Finally, you run the risk of running into Joanna Russ territory, viz. We who are about to ..." which is a more likely outcome than most depicted in SF.

Robinson Crusoe got lucky. (Compare to recent findings in the case of Amelia Earhart.)

514:

some ragtag band of misfit science fiction writers to create those ordinary, mainstream stories about mundane people living on a mundane Earth that is mundanely solving all the climate crises in the doable, but supremely frustrating ways that dealing

Yeah, I can see why that might appeal to you.

Unfortunately I can't earn a living doing that.

515:

Unfortunately I can't earn a living doing that.

So maybe set the story 50 years in the future, kill someone so you can call it a mystery, and make the detective a Lovecraftian ghoul changeling who passes as human? Who maybe is facing ghoulish pressures from relatives in the Dreamlands to keep the supply of human corpses stable over the very long term?

Mysteries outsell thrillers, although I do understand they're more of a chore to write.

516:

Scott Sanford @492:

If I were Putin I'd be sleeping somewhere secret, secure, and distant from Moscow for the next few weeks, just in case.

Not sleeping in the same place twice in a row is always a good precaution.

Robert Prior @493:

And now I have a mental picture of a hobbit in a spacesuit sitting astride a 1950s-style curved spaceship (with fins) holding on for dear life…

Pat Murphy's There and Back Again is a retelling of The Hobbit as a space opera. However, you'll have a tough time finding it. Wikipedia: "The literary estate of J.R.R. Tolkien has declared that There and Back Again is an infringement upon their rights to The Hobbit; Murphy has stated that, although she disagrees, and considers it to be a transformative work of feminist commentary, the book's publication has been discontinued so as to obviate further dispute."

517:

EC
Absolutism tempered by assassination eh?
Tsars murdered make an interesting list ...
Ivan VI - died in prison following a coup; Peter III - also died in prison, following a coup, by Catherine ( "The Great" ); Paul I - murdered in St Petersburg; Alexander II - killed by a thrown bomb; Nicholas II - killed, as all know by Lenin's men.
Putin has definitely got problems.

H @ 503
Read any A C Clarke? Quite a lot of his stuff is dealing with "ordinary" or not-exceptional people, though often in exceptional circumstances - like "Childhood's End"
The REAL problem, in Scotland - especially w.r.t. environment is NOT ancient "tory" landowners, as the SNP appears to believe ... but their successors - the venture-capitalist "developers" & property companies invading & taking over, whilst the locals are stupid/gullible enough to believe their promises. And this even after Trump! Like THIS ghastly example

Charlie @ 510
Half-agree: "the West" fucked-up after the CCCP's implosion, no doubt about it, through, as far as I can see profound stupidity {Q: Is stupidity worse than evil? - Run that one past current US Rethuglican candidates, denying that GW actually exists, f'rinstance }
However, LET US NOT FORGET - that Putin was in Germany when the Wall fell & he is on record as saying the collapse of said empire was the worst event of the whole of the C20th - worse even (according to him) than the "Great Patriotic War"
And all the instances, highlighted by yourself, of how he has consistently supported the Holy Mother Russia/Third Rome nutters, all the way through.
Not good - none of it is good.

518:

Greg Tingey @ 465:

John S
Thanks for that - I did wonder whose arsehole they pulled that one out of.
Looks similar to the other utter bullshit of "Sovereign citizens" maybe?
AND @ 464
Even more fun: - A white-wing fascist faction-fight between "the supreme" & the county sherriffs ...

Both the Sovereign Citizens & the County Sheriffs conspiracy are an outgrowth of Libertarians discovering Ayn Rand and becoming FASCISTS ... along with a whole bunch of other "movements" - whatever you call the Bundy family assholes who refuse to pay their debts & the jackasses who trashed the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge because one of theirs was going to jail for deliberately starting a forest fire.

I'm a special Übermensch, so I can take whatever I want and fuck the rest of you and your fancy laws!

Their rights are the only rights that matter, and the rights of all others must give way before them. Of course there's a strong racist white Anglo-Saxon supremacist component here, even though none of their heros are actual Anglo-Saxons.

RECENT update ...
No longer content with pushing people out of high windows, it looks like Vlad the insaner has gone back to shooting down civilian planes, as per MH17.
There is phone footage, showing the plane body with ONE wing attached, spiralling down - which almost-certainly means a misslie.
Question, what will Putin/Lukashenko do, now, with all the Wagner troops close to the Polish border? They could make real trouble, internally for both the dictators.
FUN times, or maybe not.

Maybe he was sitting in the window seat.

I'm not going to weep for him. One very bad man killed another very bad man. The only thing of note here is how sloppy this one was. What ever happened to "plausible deniability"?

MH17 and KAL007 (and Iran Air 665 & Ukraine International Airlines 752) were all FUCK UPS. In every case the idiots doing the shooting mistook the civilian airliner for a "military" threat. This was obviously intentional. I don't know if the operators of the SAM battery knew who or what they were shooting at but the person who gave the order sure as hell did ... and the only one in Russia who is allowed to give that order is Putin.

AND, the only SAM batteries in the area with range to take down the plane are the ones ringed around Putin's country dacha.

519:

"So I am personally waiting for some ragtag band of misfit science fiction writers to create those ordinary, mainstream stories about mundane people living on a mundane Earth that is mundanely solving all the climate crises in the doable, but supremely frustrating ways that dealing with local politics and massive changes always bring."

A Half-Built Garden by Ruthanna Emrys comes very close to that. It does get a bit bigger because aliens show up, but it's very much written in that spirit.

520:

No. But I think Star Trek qualifies as Space Opera. (Wagon Train NOT In Space would be Horse Opera, right?)

521:

The REAL problem, in Scotland - especially w.r.t. environment is NOT ancient "tory" landowners, as the SNP appears to believe ... but their successors - the venture-capitalist "developers" & property companies invading & taking over, whilst the locals are stupid/gullible enough to believe their promises. And this even after Trump! Like THIS ghastly example

Thought your lot didn't like California exports? SoCal is one of the places this kind of thing first developed.

Anyway, someone could write neat and nasty Carl Hiassen X HPL mashups on mythos beings versus developers in the context of climate change. I'm not talking Laundryverse or New Management, rather more canonical HPL. I mean, look at everything that needs ancient, undisturbed habitat in HPL's canon:

-Ghouls with their hole-y burial grounds

-Deep Ones with their hybrid nurseries

-Semi-mortal sorcerers with their need for standing stones, dungeons, labs, silver keys, ancestral castles...

--Yuggothian mining colonies

--Yithian time travel research areas

I'm quite sure Scotland has all these and more, no? Along with woodlot remnants of the ancient Caledonian forest that are vaster on the inside than on the perimeter?

Now put these ancient unspeakables up against the unspeakable horror of internationally funded, modern planned development. With McMansions. And get the fights running for decades. (no joke). And toss in both sides being unwilling or unable to grapple with climate change.

NIMBYism raised to its ultimate, Lovecraftian level. Can even that possibly prevail against the developers?

Could be fun to read.

522:

2. I have FTL, and it does not involve time travel (for example, see the Alcubierre drive).

Sorry, no. Alcubierre himself says that warp drives can be used for time travel. See for example his paper Warp Drive Basics); section VI discusses time travel (aka "closed timelike curves") in detail, which is summed up by the very last line of the paper: "Finally, it was shown that these spacetimes induce closed timelike curves."

Relativity, causality, FTL: pick any two. The usual SF-nal solution is to throw out relativity, but you can make interesting SF with any of the other choices too.

523:

Yeah, in the real world castaways tend not to do very well, and Robinson Crusoe in space is even less likely. OTOH that's a trope ripe for deconstructing (a raft of the Méduse situation could get very interesting if the passengers are of multiple species). And it wouldn't necessarily have to be in space, e.g. if one of the Empire Games exploration vessels broke down and stranded the crew in a previously unexplored time-line. I could see where this kind of situation might not necessarily be to your taste though (so to speak).

524:

Scott Sanford @ 492:

They are likely not loyal to their now-dead leader, and have just had an object lesson in getting in Putin's way. They could make trouble, but will they dare to? Any of their remaining leaders knows what will happen to them if they make trouble — and as a group they aren't large enough to take on either country.
And what would making trouble do for them?

I wondered about exactly the opposite reaction, because it's very advantageous to the remaining leadership, particularly right now, to make object lessons such as "assassinating Wagner Group leaders makes bombs fall onto the Kremlin." That is a very important lesson to teach, if they have the ability to teach it.

I don't think there IS much remaining Wagner Group leadership. News I've seen the GRU was ready and able to step in & take over Wagner units in Syria & Africa and the Wagner units in Russia & Ukraine were being disbanded with the soldiers being folded into Russian army units.

Game theory says tit for tat is a highly effective strategy.

Well, that's interesting - turns out that during Wagner Group's march on Moscow they shot down a Russian Il-22M Airborne Command Post.

So "tit for tat", now the Russian military has shot down Prigozin's plane exactly 2 months - to the day - later.

If I were Putin I'd be sleeping somewhere secret, secure, and distant from Moscow for the next few weeks, just in case.

Again, news I've seen, Putin's been doing just that since before the invasion of Ukraine began ... second invasion after the annexation of Crimea.

525:

What ever happened to "plausible deniability"?

Not needed. It's all about sending a message: "see what happens when you rebel". Possibly with a side order of "I'm strong and powerful enough not to care about your opinion".

526:

So you're saying the Ghouls should come out of the tomb closet?

Or Deep Ones ask to be recognized as a sentient species by the court, proving Lovecraft right, then go all-out against developers? First, Ruthanna Emrys's books are already headed that way, and second, it needs to be written by a different writer,* as satire, not moderately horrific fantasy.

* Love Emrys, but this needs Swift-level satire, not her gosh-wow-Deep Ones approach.

527:

So you're saying the Ghouls should come out of the tomb closet? Or Deep Ones ask to be recognized as a sentient species by the court, proving Lovecraft right, then go all-out against developers?

Not quite. The HPL Canon had it that most or all of these, except for the Yuggothians, could pass for human, at least when young or uninitiated. So these "humans" have to play a central role in whatever happens. This parallels what I've seen of developers, where you rarely meet the financiers. Development battles are creepy cold wars that can easily last for decades, at least in California. Projects are like vampires--you spend years staking a bad idea, then they sell the parcel, new blood comes in, and the whole cycle starts over with a a different bad idea.

I'd pitch this idea in Charlie's general direction*, because I like his black comedies. Since the Laundryverse has been a multiverse since the first story, these kinds of stories can be set in a different timeline from his canonical one. In this hypothetical timeline, Fabian Everyman didn't get temporally recursed and governments never found out about magic. Perhaps all the local paranormal beings were refugees from totally fracked timelines and really, actively worked to keep the lid on, in the hope that they could just be allowed to complete their life cycles in relative peace. As a result, they have to deal with developers instead of CASE NIGHTMARE TARTAN.

*Use, lose, or abuse the idea as you see fit. Just let me know where to buy it if you write it.

528:

I heard recently on a podcast that in the period immediately before the one you're talking about: French fur traders in the Ohio Valley were far less survivalists than slumming on their girlfriend's couch: they were practically required to marry into local tribes. The local tribes wouldn't trade otherwise, and that trading was the source of the furs that they would take back.

529:

calling out hypocrisy is "whataboutery"?

splendid

530:

Robert Prior 506:

not an exact match, but there was a similar mis-identification of two kids with same first & last names in New Jersey in 1990s; kid was prevented from going on a class trip due to open issues about 'behavior' of that other kid; family had no grounds for suing for missing the trip so they sued on (then) novelty basis of 'identity theft' by the school and that other kid; undisclosed cash payment estimated at low five digits;

afterwards kids with same names were closer tracked until institutional wisdom was lost due to never being documented properly; something somewhat similar re-occurred repeatedly and friend of mine, a lawyer, got dragged into tangled mess of multiple drafts of ignored dusty policy 'n procedure manuals of school board in [REDACTED] New Jersey back in 2010s. She paid me to try to perform some sort of 'forensic audit' to demonstrate her client made a good faith effort if all those drafts somehow overlapped and been implemented rather than mindlessly archived;

I begged off after pointing out that usage of fingerprints or a photograph on card or a standardized unique eight digit ID assigned one per student always appended onto names on lists would prevent such hi-jinxes from ensuing; she took my memo, convinced the school board they were idiots and they ought settle faster and sooner;

easiest $400 that I ever made for one afternoon;

531:

>>fantasy in which your hobbits ride starships instead of dragons

>And now I have a mental picture of a hobbit in a spacesuit sitting astride a 1950s-style curved spaceship (with fins) holding on for dear life…

Why pick just one? How about a dragon-dinosaur riding a spaceship in flight? (Art by Peter Andrew Jones, context unknown)

532:

"You want a blind spot for stories? There's one. Writing about people solving problems. "

Ever read Zodiac, by Neal Stephenson ?

533:

»Half-agree: "the West" fucked-up after the CCCP's implosion, no doubt about it«

May I cordially remind you that at the time, CCCP had god knows how many nuclear weapons ready to go, in a rapid alert network nobody in the west knew enough about ?

If by "fucked-up" you mean "didn't get a really good outcome" then yes, absolutely.

But if we look at outcomes which could be attained, without triggering exchange of nuclear weapons because somebody, somewhere gets upset about something, I think the outcome was as good as could be expected.

If you had wanted a significantly better outcome, you should not have scheduled the implosion of CCCP in a hyper-capitalist bubble in the NATO-sphere, which made everybody and his investment banker rush in to "capitalize on the unprecedented opportunity".

Remember: Pretty much all of the Russian Oligarks were seed funded from western "private equity".

534:

John S & others, Referring to - Wagner ( and Putin ):
I've just recalled another "incident" from Russian history, which doesn't look good for anyone who actually supported Prigozhin ...
Though I only had an unclear memory, & had to look it up: The revolt of theStreltsy - it really doesn't look good, does it?

adrian smith @ 528
GO BACK & read what I wrote: ....: "What-About-ery" - And - no matter how true - is toally irrelevant...
I specifically said it was true, didn't I?
But, we were discussing something else.
Also, your pro-Putin remarks, previously, have been noted, you know.

Howard NYC
"Hobbits in spaceships" - well there are the amazing Air New Zealand adverts, which include LotR characters going through all the safety regulations - seatbelts on a large Eagle, for instance!

535:

dude i fully appreciate the desire to draw the curtain of oblivion over stuff like iraq, afghanistan, libya and syria when one is letting the rhetoric flow over what a very bad man that putin is, but when a nation or group of nations (and those who persist in shilling for them) get on a high horse about something, previous behaviour is inevitably going to come up

Also, your pro-Putin remarks, previously, have been noted, you know.

yeah, i'm probably on a list

though it's really anti-nato

536:

Shipwreck by Charles Logan.

537:

As I have posted several times before, that is NOT true; it's a provably false dogma of the Church of Relativity. Relativity, causality, UNCONSTRAINED FTL, pick two is correct. You do correctly point oit that the method used to achieve FTL is irrelevant.

538:

Yes, except that the latest 'news' is that the previous 'news' was bollocks, and it wasn't a missile.

539:

It wasn't just the looting, but the political, economic and security hostility from 1990 onwards, by the USA military-industrial complex (including the UK and NATO) that desperately wanted an enemy to justify its existence. Gorbachev and successors wanted closer and friendlier relations with western Europe, and got economic, political and security exclusion sometimes verging on warfare. Putin was elected and massively supported for many years largely as a reaction to that.

540:

...these "humans" have to play a central role in whatever happens. This parallels what I've seen of developers, where you rarely meet the financiers. Development battles are creepy cold wars...

That's The City We Became and sequel The World We Make by N.K. Jemisin, including Mythos-backed mayoral politics as well as developers and property management companies being otherworldly fronts for The Enemy. Central Park Karen makes an appearance early on as a manifestation of alien corruption, they're very much an anti-Lovecraft story.

541:

if one of the Empire Games exploration vessels broke down and stranded the crew in a previously unexplored time-line.

That scenario is actually kinda-sorta implicit in the set up for the entire Merchant Princes series -- it's hinted at in the first omnibus (first two short novels) with the Clan's museum of stuff left by their Founder, and explained via infodump towards the end of Invisible Sun when I needed to wrap the series in less than another million words.

Because the world-walkers are probing alternate versions of Earth they're usually going to find themselves on a version of Earth itself of approximately the right age and almost certainly possessing a working plate tectonic system stirred up by the Theia/Earth collision at the start of the Hadean epoch, which is hypothesized as how we got to where we are today (oxygenated lithosphere and upper mantle, water oozing out everywhere, life! finding a toehold).

Of course, if it missed out on the Chicxulub Impactor -- or if it came down a couple of minutes earlier or later and hit land, rather than the worst possible location (a shallow sea) -- it probably has sauropods, too ...!

But I'm not really into colonialist narratives, and this sort of story would fall into that category all too easily (which is one of the reasons I write Laundry Files short spin-off fic but not Merchant Princes short fic).

542:

here's your next toy to chew upon, my fellow author-wannabes...

https://www.space.com/space-force-1st-targeting-squadron

firstly, check out the delightfully shivery shoulder patch they've revealed for the newly deployed 75th Intelligence, Surveillance and Reconnaissance Squadron

that right there is basis for a half-dozen novels and a long duration Netflix series -- six years of sixteen episodes each sounds like in the profitability sweet spot -- portraying the final frontier as the next battleground for great-power actions just-short-of-open-war

543:

here's a trope that I was reminded of reading Ian McDonald's latest, Hopeland, which features one of these.

The vagabond fleet.

Obviously,seen in Battlestar Galactica, original and reboot, but also ...

The Birth of the People's Republic of Antarctica - John Calvin Bachelor

Earth - David Brin, which has the Swiss Navy, ironically carrying the refugee polity of Switzerland, which came second in the Helvetian War

544:

a long duration Netflix series

Already done, although it only lasted two series and 17 episodes total.

Netflix got to register "Space Force" as a trademark before the orange one decided to set one up.

545:

"Deal with developers" is on my to-do list for the fourth New Management novel, if it gets greenlit. (Developers learn about the dream roads and decide they want to build housing estates for the London commuter belt in Narnia. Jadis of Charn is totally okay with this, subject to queen-sized kickbacks in return for chopping down Dryad trees and evicting the talking beavers, but His Eldritch Majesty is less than enthusiastic about the idea of deflating the British housing bubble that keeps Sterling propped up, and even less enthusiastic about the jurisdictional issues of dealing with cross-border commuters from a non-EU nation ruled over by an immortal witch-queen ...)

546:

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Vulch in 543:

when I'm suggesting is grim "combat... in spaaaaaace" not lame comedy... on the grouuuuund"... with lots of boomy stuff and nerds babbling techno and curvy babes (and studly dudes) of all nations in skin tight vac-suits doing spacewalks for * reasons *

=+=+=+=

https://lite.cnn.com/2023/08/24/us/kentucky-schools-covid-19-strep-outbreaks/index.html

everyone loves a sequel, right? especially if it is bigger, badder, bloodier and has a higher body count than the first horror movie

gonna be ugly arguments amongst parents of differing degrees of sanity until we know just how awful these overlapping infection waves are... let's all hope for "overreaction", eh?

=+=+=+=

547:

"As I have posted several times before, that is NOT true; it's a provably false dogma of the Church of Relativity. Relativity, causality, UNCONSTRAINED FTL, pick two is correct."

As you have done several times before, you ignore that Relativity states, pretty much explicitly, that the only constraint you can have on FTL is NO FTL.

JHomes

548:

The curse of the Laundry files strikes again. If that doesn't correspond exactly with what the Black Chamber would use, I am an Elder God.

Bugger the basis for novels, Kessler cascade, here we come.

549:

Development battles are creepy cold wars that can easily last for decades, at least in California. Projects are like vampires--you spend years staking a bad idea, then they sell the parcel, new blood comes in, and the whole cycle starts over with a a different bad idea.

Sounds more like viruses, actually. Somewhere there's a reservoir that keep reinfecting fresh carriers that assault the region, while the weary T-cells can never rest…

550:

I have explained your error before, but will repeat.

Relativity is about mass, energy and motion, and the SPECIAL relativity statement about no FTL applies to accelerated motion, electromagnetic radiation and nothing else. It specifically does NOT apply to things like quantum mechanical tunnelling, wormholes etc.

GENERAL relativity is a mess, because some solutions of the equations DO lead to FTL (e.g. the aforementioned Alcubierre drive, Tipler cylinders, wormholes etc.) Whether any of them are physically achievable is an open question, and I rather doubt it. But it STILL says nothing about phenomenon other than accelerated motion and electromagnetic radiation, and there is a continuing debate among physicists whether quantum tunnelling is limited to the speed of light.

Neither of them forbid FTL via mechanisms such as 'space warps' or ansibles, because those are simply outside the relativity model.

551:

how you travel faster than light is irrelevant. Here's a diagram http://www.physicsmatt.com/blog/2016/8/25/why-ftl-implies-time-travel

552:

I begged off after pointing out that usage of fingerprints or a photograph on card or a standardized unique eight digit ID assigned one per student always appended onto names on lists would prevent such hi-jinxes from ensuing

And again I'm astounded. I had a student number back in the 70s, at a small school in a small city in rural Canada. How could this wondrous technology not have reached the mighty USA in over two decades?

What freaks me out about the Texas case isn't so much the mistaken identity (although that's bad enough), it's the fact that parents have to explicitly and repeatedly instruct schools to not assault their children! And that this isn't clearly communicated with them.

553:

Even better, a video from the always fascinating "Cool Worlds" channel:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=an0M-wcHw5A

Why Going Faster-Than-Light Leads to Time Paradoxes

P.S. I've always had a problem with Star Trek, Star Wars, and every other galactic space opera is their lack of reference to time travel paradoxes or even time dilation when the Enterprise is traveling at near C with its impulse engines.

554:

Oh, God, not THAT bullshit again! The error there is that things that are true in special relativity (i.e. the actual equations) are proven to be true in that visual aid, but that does NOT prove the converse. The following explains the situation in layman's terms.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bijection,_injection_and_surjection

I went back to the actual Lorentz transformations (the mathematics of special relativity) and analysed them enough to prove my statement. You will also find my conclusions in a (very) few mathematics and physics books or papers but, as far as I know, none for laymen.

As I have said before, if you believe I am wrong, point me to a reference that proves your belief mathematically - i.e. NOT using that visual aid, but the actual mathematics of special relativity.

556:

I heard recently on a podcast that in the period immediately before the one you're talking about:

It is hard to get a good overall view of things that are spread out over 250 years across 2/3s of somewhat thinly settled North America (at the time) when you're talking about a group of people not known for writing much down.

557:

I've always had a problem with Star Trek, Star Wars, and every other galactic space opera is their lack of reference to time travel paradoxes or even time dilation when the Enterprise is traveling at near C with its impulse engines.

My problem was how the majority of plots were wrapped up using magic. Not fantasy tech but out and out magic.

It just got old.

And seemed to mostly go away when Roddenberry died.

558:

Yes. Ignoring time dilation or having spaceships accelerate from sub-light to super-light show either extreme ignorance or a total disregard for science. Those are definitely forbidden by relativity, but that doesn't excuse physicists from using a visual aid to claim something that is demonstrably false.

For the confused, no, relativity does not permit FTL, either, except via the general relativity aberrations I mentioned above. Essentially, what the mathematics of relativity (as distinct from its religion) says about things like quantum tunnelling and 'space warps' is "not my circus, not my monkeys".

559:

EC @ 536
YES - provided you do not perform a closed timelike loop & return to your start-point after your departure ( even if it's 1 nanosecond later (?)) then causality is not violated & you get to pick two.
I'll go with that.
... @ 537
You think it was a bomb? I know I have seen allegations to that effect, but, um, err ...

Charlie
I would have thought the worst possible location for an "alternate" Chicxulub would be the mid-Atlantic ridge / Hawa'ii hotspot or similar, where the crust is already thin & bubbling?
"Best" location? Central Africa? Well-East-of Central Eurasia? Like the Tibetan plateau?

560:

According to my prof in such matters, many years ago:

The absolute worst case would have been a glancing blow across one of the poles: That would have removed a LOT of water from the biosphere and directly and indirectly have imparted a significant asymmetric impulse across the rotational axis.

561:

"Deal with developers" is on my to-do list for the fourth New Management novel, if it gets greenlit. (Developers learn about the dream roads and decide they want to build housing estates for the London commuter belt in Narnia. Jadis of Charn is totally okay with this, subject to queen-sized kickbacks in return for chopping down Dryad trees and evicting the talking beavers, but His Eldritch Majesty is less than enthusiastic about the idea of deflating the British housing bubble that keeps Sterling propped up, and even less enthusiastic about the jurisdictional issues of dealing with cross-border commuters from a non-EU nation ruled over by an immortal witch-queen ...)

Glad to know you're ahead of me on this! Hope it gets greenlit.

I look forward to finding out how congestion pricing will be implemented on the dream roads...Or forget that, finding out what the rules of the road are in subjective space. And how inter-realm finance and taxation work.

One plea: NIMBYs. Please ram NIMBYs into whichever textual orifice(s) they will fit into. Kthx.

562:

Appently, Hawking himself has proposed some kind of exclusion mechanism, which I had not realised before.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chronology_protection_conjecture

563:

Well, since Earth precesses, major missing events, like asteroid strikes, should make it so that the surfaces of AltEarths are in motion relative to each other, especially near the equator. Airborne insertion into the stratosphere at mid-latitudes is recommended.

Of course, getting into chaotic orbital dynamics over deep time probably means that just finding Earth in paratime might be hard. Better to ignore the problem altogether?

I still think the paratime lends itself to whodunnits. In the Lord Darcy stories, magic was inevtiably part of the forensics, but the solution to the whodunnit was inevitably rational and mundane. So substitute paratime for magic and tear your remaining hair out plotting. Simple!

564:

One plea: NIMBYs. Please ram NIMBYs into whichever textual orifice(s) they will fit into. Kthx.

I thought So Cal had moved to BANANA.

We're still in delusional NIMBY mode here. Don't tear down 2 acres of scrub trees to build an apartment building. Just think of the trees. Unsaid is that not building the apartments will result in 20 acres of wood area a 20 - 30 mile commute away will be scaped clear of all plant life to build a few 100 single family houses on 1/8 acre lots. With postcard yards and non native trees planted.

Someone on the local planning board before he burned out gave me a great comment. Anytime someone says "No" to something they are also saying "Yes" to something else.

565:

One plea: NIMBYs. Please ram NIMBYs into whichever textual orifice(s) they will fit into. Kthx.

Obviously Aslan's followers are NIMBYs. I mean, why would beavers be okay with their dams being bulldozed to drain the water meadows for housing, or dryads be okay with their trees being chainsawed to make space for back yards?

566:

Try this out: give me something (a link, whatever) to something that shows that a "closed timelike loop" does not return to the same point in ->TIME<- that it started? Why should it return prior to leaving, rather than post?

And, of course, that doesn't at all address the alteration of spacetime such that c is faster than in an unaccellerated frame of motion.

567:

Q: what's the difference between a five-year-old and Putin?

A: any time a five-year-old is caught tearing the wings off of insects he gets spanked; nobody dares spank Putin for tearing the wings off of Prigozhin's executive jet;

568:

trees being chainsawed to make space for back yards?

Takes too long. And leaves a bumpy yard. A bulldozer or excavator can tear it all out and leave bare dirt which is easier to level then build on. Then later drop in sod and a few decorative trees.

Want to see the empty lot across the street from where I'm sitting?

569:

Why go to court? I mean, the US doesn't go to court in other countries that it doesn't like, it just sends in a plane or a drone, and kills people declared nasty, collateral damage ignored.

I've been surprised that no one's blown up or disabled, at least, construction machinery overnight.

570:

Define "really good outcome", please.

Mine was "we do a Marshall Plan for the FSSR, and wind up with the equivalent of Germany as buddies.

Instead, we got an overwhelming concerted effort economically by the West to do to the FSSR what the West did to the Ottoman Empire after WWII. You know about the massive deflation in Germany in the early 20's? That was the FSSR for nearly 15 years.

And you wonder why they don't like/trust us, and go for someone who'll stand up to us?

571:

Someone's comment on that patch on another website was to wonder who designed these things, 16 yr old boys?

572:

Particularly in this context of a discussion on Charlie's blog, I love the way the use of the word "undefined" in that article could be taken to suggest that the semiclassical gravity model indicates that the universe may genuinely support the nasal demon functionality commonly attributed to compilers.

573:

"What ever happened to "plausible deniability"?"

Wrong trope. As a general rule, for this kind of thing the Russians prefer implausible deniability.

574:

They're Mafiosi. That's how they roll. Putin simply got more brazen once he realized he'd graduated to Tsar.

575:

"Of course, getting into chaotic orbital dynamics over deep time probably means that just finding Earth in paratime might be hard. Better to ignore the problem altogether?"

Handwave handwave gravity wells tend to direct the transference in four dimensions they look like gravity ditches as long as you're not too far off target you're OK because you naturally end up falling in the ditch.

576:

Reverting to USA evil for the moment ...
I've seen the comment that DJT & his immediate couple of henchmen are ok for legal expenses, thanks to the rethuglican party ...
BUT
Apparently, all the other defendants are swinging in the wind for lawyer's fees & are very likely to be completely bankrupted.
What's the odds of not just one, but several of them, "flipping", turning State's Evidence & testifying against DJT, to save something remaining of their skins?
Opinions?

577:

Hawking said just that in the context of black holes; unfortunately, I can't remember his exact words or find them on the Web.

578:

Returning to exactly the same point is simply the boundary between the behaviour we know and love and causality violation; it's ignored because it doesn't show any very interesting behaviour.

579:

Already happened. "Defendent #4" turned out to be the HEAD OF MAR-A-LAGO IT. And he went from TGF-PAC lawyers to public defender, who apparently told him WTF?!, and he flipped to provide state's evidence.

580:

are very likely to be completely bankrupted. What's the odds of not just one, but several of them, "flipping", turning State's Evidence & testifying against DJT, to save something remaining of their skins?

There are boatloads of cash floating around to pay for their fees. Things like jobs on non profits advocating free market approaches to pineapple sales in Chile or similar. I just found out Mark Meadows (DT chief of staff at the end) is pulling down over $500k/yr in such a gig.

The guy who flipped likely realized he was dead bang guilty and his "sort of paid for by DT lawyer" was giving him bad advice telling him it would all be OK. So he asked for a public defender which means a somewhat random assignment from a pool of lawyers the government pays to defend those who can't afford such things. But he must have been seriously scared of the jail time he was looking at to switch from a Trump related lawyer getting $500-$1000 per hour to work on his case to one getting $100k-$150k/yr flat rate and likely working 60+ hours a week to get that and who is dealing with 10 to 40 clients at one time.

581:

What's the odds of not just one, but several of them, "flipping", turning State's Evidence & testifying against DJT, to save something remaining of their skins?

Already happened.

582:

Greg Tingey 575:

Given how this is meant to be a more UK-centered (or ought that be "UK-centred"?) blog plus my needing some relief from doomscrolling the slow strangulation of American democracy, I really ought to avoid cackling loudly and bragging about how I've stockpiled seven kilograms of premium popcorn kernels in anticipation of daylong couch-surfing during the livestreaming from Georgia courtroom(s) as a slow motion shitstorm of co-defendants scramble for an ever widening series of toss-you-off-the-sled-to-wolves-in-winter-howling-for-me betrayals... heh, heh...

there's no regulation nor law preventing the Georgia DA from adding more names to her list of those so naughty as warranting their day in court... never mind "19" my bet of US$10 is upon an ever widening betrayals drowning "70" in raw sewage raining down from angry heavens... including (but not limited to): local GOP officials, big dollar donors, lawyers, candidates and at least another "100" low level bullet sponges much like those clueless goons arrested for the JAN6 attack... and how many of those new defendants will in turn betray yet others by way of providing evidence of various 'n sundry felonies (state and federal)?

could well lead to a shortage of prosecuting ADAs in multiple jurisdictions, requiring cancellation of vacations, 12-hour-days (and 6-day-weeks)... tee hee... tee hee...

I am doubtful any high ranking GOP official had "slow motion shitstorm" on their bingo card... nor "ever widening series of betrayals" not ever dreaming of a pinch-yourself-this-is-daytime nightmare of "twenty-plus GOP congressmen charged with felonies on one day"...

going to be a very sad day for Putin, given how much he spent to purchase the tattered souls of those GOP politicians... which makes me wonder if Putin had a hand in Brexit, given how it wrecked the UK and damaged the EU...

583:

Mad scientists: Researchers at Woods Hole have created genetically altered INVISIBLE squid

584:

Sigh. Please drop that lunatic conspiracy theory. Yes, there was a lot of foreign influence on Brexit, but it almost all came from the USA.

585:

OK, "unconstrained" FTL is forbidden by speical relativity. The thing is, though, that either the constraints are themselves a violation of the principle of relativity (the FTL drives work differently in some frames of reference), or you have to create a "time travel can't cause paradoxes" constraint typical of time travel stories. In other words, an FTL drive that fully obeys special relativity (is Lorentz invariant) gives rise to a time machine, and preserving causality then requires some kind of special pleading. Which, who knows, could be the way the world works (as you mentioned elsewhere, Hawking thought some kind of chronology protection mechanism might exist which would intervene to prevent paradoxes).

General relativity complicates things further, but spacetime is very very close to flat between stars, so any solution to GR will look like special relativity on interstellar scales. More concretely, Alcubierre's paper that I linked to discusses the particular cases of warp drives and Krasnikov tubes, and finds that they do indeed give rise to the usual FTL closed timelike curves, exactly as one would expect.

For mathematical references:

Wikipedia's article, in particular the "two way example" section wherein the sublight speed which will cause paradoxes for a given superluminal speed is derived;

Spacetime Physics by Taylor and Wheeler, in particular chapter 4a discussing the Lorentz transformation.

586:

Howard NYC @ 541:

here's your next toy to chew upon, my fellow author-wannabes...

https://www.space.com/space-force-1st-targeting-squadron

Use the FARCE, Luke!

587:

Re: Sneaker males

Unfamiliar with this term so I looked it up.

The below pertains to Bluehead wrasses (Thalassoma bifasciatum). No idea how common this is across or up&down the evolutionary tree but there's a definite genetic basis. (IMO - 'for the first time' could mean that nobody else has looked for this specific thing elsewhere.)

"For the first time in any organism, we find that female mimicry by sneaker males has a transcriptional signature in both the brain and the gonad. Sneaker males shared striking similarity in neural gene expression with females, supporting the idea that males with alternative reproductive phenotypes have "female-like brains." Sneaker males also overexpressed neuroplasticity genes, suggesting that their opportunistic reproductive strategy requires a heightened capacity for neuroplasticity.'

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/29136184/

Recently read that the human Y chromosome has finally been described in detail. Another article appearing the same day/issue examined the evolution of the human Y chromosome --- huge variations over time.

According to some other research, Y has been shrinking overall versus previous generations plus Y also seems to shrink as a human male ages. Also saw a few comments that Y may eventually disappear from our species.

Anyways, I thought this might provide an interesting basis for SF situations in terms of cultural and/or character conflicts: one culture insists on breeding within identified clans in order to ensure that the Y is retained meanwhile other cultures abandoned gender as a 'for-life identifier'. Or a culture might insist that breeding be restricted to males with particularly long Y chromosomes.

https://www.nature.com/articles/s41586-023-06425-6

'Here we present de novo assemblies of 43 Y chromosomes spanning 182,900 years of human evolution and report considerable diversity in size and structure. Half of the male-specific euchromatic region is subject to large inversions with a greater than twofold higher recurrence rate compared with all other chromosomes.'

588:

JHomes @ 546:

"As I have posted several times before, that is NOT true; it's a provably false dogma of the Church of Relativity. Relativity, causality, UNCONSTRAINED FTL, pick two is correct."

As you have done several times before, you ignore that Relativity states, pretty much explicitly, that the only constraint you can have on FTL is NO FTL.

JHomes

When did strict scientific accuracy become a prerequisite for writing Sci-Fi ... most of the golden age Sci-Fi I remember enjoying growing up had more hand-wavium jargon than actual science and A LOT MORE fiction.

589:

Try this out: give me something (a link, whatever) to something that shows that a "closed timelike loop" does not return to the same point in ->TIME<- that it started? Why should it return prior to leaving, rather than post?

Even if it does return to the point in time where it "started" (where does a circle "start"?) that point is in the past of other points along the curve. That is, if you follow a closed timelike curve you necessarily end up being in your own past at some point along the curve (not necessarily the "beginning" or "end" of the curve, whatever those mean). Once you're in your own past, you can attempt to create a grandfather paradox.

And, of course, that doesn't at all address the alteration of spacetime such that c is faster than in an unaccellerated frame of motion.

I don't know what the heck you're trying to get at here, but a "frame of motion" is just a system of coordinates, it has no effect on the shape of spacetime itself.

Another way of looking at the whole problem is realizing that since speed is relative (that's the principle of relativity) time dilation is symmetric. If Bob and Alice are moving apart at 0.866c, Bob "observes" (that is, calculates after correcting for finite propagation speed of light) Alice's clock as ticking half as fast as his, and vice-versa. If you don't believe me, you can easily derive this yourself from the Lorentz transformation, or consult wikipedia (see the section labelled "Reciprocity"), or consult a relativity textbook (see Chapter 4).

590:

peteratjet @ 550:

how you travel faster than light is irrelevant. Here's a diagram http://www.physicsmatt.com/blog/2016/8/25/why-ftl-implies-time-travel

Still, if you're writing FICTION you can have FTL travel with or without as it pleases you.

591:

A Merchant Princes origin story would be really interesting. Of course, any more fiction set in the Merchant Princes universe would be really interesting. As would more Laundry Files, New Management, or Saturn's Children books. Or, you know, completely new stories set in their own universes... dang, any chance we could get you duplicated? :)

(Of course mind uploading is almost certainly impossible, and even if possible would probably be horrible in ways qntm has documented. The saddest part is that in the extremely unlikely event that mind duplication is developed, we'd probably get dozens of Elon Musk running around, rather than dozens of Charlie Stross...)

592:

"Still, if you're writing FICTION you can have FTL travel with or without as it pleases you."

Applause.

Just please don't pretend that it's the real world as we currently know it.

JHomes

593:

Pigeon @ 572:

"What ever happened to "plausible deniability"?"

Wrong trope. As a general rule, for this kind of thing the Russians prefer implausible deniability.

Still, in the past Putin has generally pretended to have one or the other ... some pretext or a handy scapegoat ready to take the fall (or at least dumb enough to stand near the open window in a sky-scraper).

This was just RAW.

See also: Don't piss in your own swimming pool.

Would have been just as effective if Putin had his minions act while Prigozhin was in Africa or after he returned to Belarus. Everyone would still know who had him killed, but it wouldn't have made Putin look desperate ... and this does make him look desperate.

Which he may be, but in that case, it's even more important for him that he NOT look desperate.

594:

Handwave handwave gravity wells tend to direct the transference in four dimensions they look...

... like dark matter!

595:

JHomes @ 591:

"Still, if you're writing FICTION you can have FTL travel with or without as it pleases you."

Applause.

Just please don't pretend that it's the real world as we currently know it.

JHomes

Well, as it says during the opening credits of many a Hollywood movie, "BASED on a TRUE story!" 😉

596:

»Would have been just as effective if Putin had his minions act while Prigozhin was in Africa or after he returned to Belarus.«

There's one aspect here which I'm not sure how works:

Prigozhin was a member of the same Sct. Peterburg mafia as Putin.

A very junior member for sure, but nonetheless a member in good standing, and that's how he got to be "Putins Cook" when the boss got a new gig and probably also how and why he was allowed to build his own army.

So the fact that the plane was en route Sct. Petersburg may be quite significant in terms of the message sent to other people in the organization.

597:

Don't piss in your own swimming pool

In UK terms the second half of that is "... when it's easier to shit in your rivers".

One of the problems with swimming in the Seine is that people still dump literal shit it it. There are houseboats in Paris as well as some actual houses that are not connected to the sewer system. And the owners of them really, really do not want to change what they do now. Especially if it involves spending money, or in the case of the houseboats, carry buckets of shit around (there are many, many videos on canal boat channels talking about how gross the "portable toilet" canisters are, but at least they have them rather than just shitting straight into the canal...).

598:

"Neither of them forbid FTL via mechanisms such as 'space warps' or ansibles, because those are simply outside the relativity model."

So you have ditched relativity. Why not admit it?

JHomes

599:

Just a little bit of relief from Trump & Putin and all the other assholes currently fuckin' up my world

I've been busy as hell lately, but I had time to watch a few cooking videos on YouTube (stuck here at the desk for a couple of hours at Oh-Dark-Thirty when I would rather have been in bed).

There was one on Southern Fried Cabbage that was good enough (and easy enough to remember the ingredients) that I gave it a try.

Southern Fried Cabbage

The result is A LOT MORE Southern Fried Cabbage than I can comfortably eat ... BUT

Turns out to make a great starter for Cabbage Soup that I can freeze. I made up a stock and combined fried cabbage with the stock in mason jars (being careful NOT to over fill).

600:

JohnS 585:

"Use the fork, Luke. Spoons are for soup."

601:

"When did strict scientific accuracy become a prerequisite for writing Sci-Fi ... most of the golden age Sci-Fi I remember enjoying growing up had more hand-wavium jargon than actual science"

As the science moves along the digestive tract, somewhere it crosses the boundary where "food for thought" ceases to be the prevalent characteristic and "nah, this is shite" becomes the more likely reaction. But the exact location of "somewhere" is a function of all three of the reader, the author, and the story; and all of those in turn are not simple scalars but are multidimensional quantities of indeterminate degree...

And when it's relativity that's in question it all gets massively fuzzier, because most people don't understand it, and most people who think they do, understand it wrong. (I'm happy to admit that while I can regurgitate a handful of consequences, the subject basically does my head in.)

So whatever you end up doing, someone's going to rate it as coming out on the wrong side.

602:

My wholly unsubstantiated theory is that it was NOT Putin who gave the order to shoot down Prigozhin's airplane.

If the Ukrainians were looking for a way to cause turmoil in Russia, cause Putin to panic while also looking weak and scared, and attack a legitimate target... Hacking or otherwise suborning a SAM battery would be a very good way to do that.

Right now Putin looks like a scared mob boss who is over-reacting to a perceived threat. If Prig had just disappeared and never been spoken of again Vlad would look like he was keeping house. A big explosion makes him look like he's in a panic.

Meanwhile, if it happened without Vlad's orders then Vlad is going to be shitting his pants as well. He also rides around in planes, presumably quite frequently.

I would say that I seriously doubt Ukraine has the capacity to pull something like that off, but OTOH they have some support from more than one plausibly deniable intelligence agency that might.

Prig is certainly a valid military target and openly bragged about committing war crimes.

603:

Re: '... if they make trouble'

Read an interesting New Yorker piece on this. I think that the last paragraph esp. the quote is a caution to all sides.

'On the night of Prigozhin’s death, a Telegram channel run by a far-right unit linked to Wagner published a post that was quickly shared widely: “Let this be a lesson to all,” it read. “Always go all the way." '

When the story about the plane broke my immediate reaction was that this was not an accident - too convenient. I also feel that until a neutral third party does DNA testing on all the bodies it's anyone's guess who exactly was on that plane.

BRIC is becoming a bigger player in the global economy. Big clue that the world order is changing fast. Meanwhile the two major economies that once dominated (the UK and US) are becoming increasingly divided and their citizens increasingly mistrustful of their politicians/governments. From my POV, at this point the sanest and most humane (people-rather-than-corp-centered) major economy/block of nations is the EU.

https://www.aljazeera.com/economy/2023/8/24/saudi-arabia-iran-to-join-brics-as-grouping-admits-six-new-members

604:

@ 584: [paradoxes are baad, m'kay?]

How about this for an approach, for fiction if not for actual science... paradoxes are only baad because they do people's heads in, and doing people's heads in is only a reason why we should like them not to happen; it doesn't have to also mean they can't.

@ 588: "If Bob and Alice are moving apart at 0.866c, Bob "observes" (that is, calculates after correcting for finite propagation speed of light) Alice's clock as ticking half as fast as his, and vice-versa."

Two people both being older than each other sounds like a most ingenious paradox to me; we can see that the universe is just fine with paradoxes, it doesn't give a shit. But out of some sympathy for poor feeble little human minds, it arranges that they happen in really obscure ways, so the mind doesn't notice them until it has developed enough to handle the weirdness - individual minds have to become strong enough to understand the reasoning leading to that conclusion (the actual equations being quite simple) first; humanity in general has to be able to actually make two people move apart at 0.866c for it to be widely noticed.

So someone figures that another aspect of this is that things moving apart at 0.866c is actually really common and goes on around us all the time, but the associated mode of obscurity is basically simple scale - the things in question are all subatomic particles, so nobody cares what they think of it. So why shouldn't there just as well be lots of other settings for paradoxical situations also occurring all around us all the time in ways undetectable by human perception. They chew this idea over for a while until they can show that if this is generally true, then no matter what the situations actually are some consequence must result; later (next week or next century) someone comes up with a way to detect it, and does. This discovery kicks off a new field of research, which not only coughs up a super duper interstellar space drive, but gets the spaceship to land from its first trial flight before the discovery was made in the first place.

605:

The problem with that theory is that Putin has form for inhuming traitors with extreme prejudice and baroque extravagance, which this certainly qualifies as. I mean, taking one engine off a plane so it spirals down and people die on impact. That’s some talented shooting, Ivan. Shame they wasted it on an ally.

Now I’m wondering if Prigozhin left behind some sort of dead hand. If so, I’d speculate it would come out of cyberspace: doxxing and such. Putin’s current offshore wealth management system, perhaps. Putin’s records as Trump’s handler. That sort of thing

606:

You might speak loosely of "ditching" the screwdriver when you need to put a nail in and it's the wrong tool for the job, but it isn't really accurate. You haven't truly ditched it; you've just put it down somewhere safe where you'll be able to find it when you do need to screw something.

(At least, you hope you have.)

607:

Rocketpjs @ 601:

My wholly unsubstantiated theory is that it was NOT Putin who gave the order to shoot down Prigozhin's airplane.

If the Ukrainians were looking for a way to cause turmoil in Russia, cause Putin to panic while also looking weak and scared, and attack a legitimate target... Hacking or otherwise suborning a SAM battery would be a very good way to do that.

Right now Putin looks like a scared mob boss who is over-reacting to a perceived threat. If Prig had just disappeared and never been spoken of again Vlad would look like he was keeping house. A big explosion makes him look like he's in a panic.

Meanwhile, if it happened without Vlad's orders then Vlad is going to be shitting his pants as well. He also rides around in planes, presumably quite frequently.

I would say that I seriously doubt Ukraine has the capacity to pull something like that off, but OTOH they have some support from more than one plausibly deniable intelligence agency that might.

Prig is certainly a valid military target and openly bragged about committing war crimes.

Speculation based on things I've read since first speculating the plane was "shot down" ... it likely wasn't.

U.S. Intelligence are saying they have no evidence of a missile being fired. They may not have seen one OR they may have been looking in the right place at the right time and seen that it didn't happen ... anyway, whatever you think about U.S. Intelligence, if they're exculpating Russian missile units, I expect they're probably telling the truth.

More descriptions of how the crash occurred have come on line. The aircraft was flying along, there appeared to be some kind of explosion and at least one wing came off. Photos of the debris being recovered look like the vertical stabilizer & elevators were separated from the rest of the fuselage. Blowing the tail off would definitely cause such a crash. And the stress would likely rip the wings off during the descent.

This suggests a bomb on board, perhaps in a wheel well or perhaps somewhere behind the rear cabin bulkhead. I'm guessing behind the rear bulkhead because the pilot would likely look into the wheel wells during the pre-flight walk around.

Although I have not been able to obtain confirmation, it looks like the flight departed from Sheremetyevo International Airport north of Moscow, where the plane is reported to have been parked since 19 July.

If it was sitting there for over a month, that's plenty of time for the FSB or the GRU to have tampered with it.

I don't know what assets Ukraine has in Moscow, but would there be sufficient benefit to exposing them by planting a bomb? Because IF it was Ukraine, the FSB/GRU will certainly know it, because they'll know THEY didn't do it.

I'm inclined to believe they did. And if Putin didn't give the order, he certainly gave permission (based on Occam's Razor & what we know about the Skirpal assassination attempt).

I still think killing Prigozhin in Russia instead of waiting to kill him outside the country was sloppy.

608:

He also rides around in planes, presumably quite frequently.

Actually what I've read indicates he mostly travels on trains. And there are multiple ones moving around with indentical sets of cars. So even if you see one go by you don't know if it has Strelnikov Putin on board or is just a decoy.

609:

I'm going to have to bow out. My session keeps timing out. Probably not at Charlie's end.

JHomes

610:

@ 588: "If Bob and Alice are moving apart at 0.866c, Bob "observes" (that is, calculates after correcting for finite propagation speed of light) Alice's clock as ticking half as fast as his, and vice-versa."

Two people both being older than each other sounds like a most ingenious paradox to me...

Meh. Once you've accepted that time is a dimension and not totally separate from space, it's no more mysterious than the equivalent situation in space:

Alice sets up a ruler and proclaims it her X axis. Bob sets up his own ruler at a 60 degree angle to Alice's and proclaims it his X axis. Alice's 1 meter long ruler extends only .5 meters in Bob's X direction, and Bob's 1 meter long ruler extends only .5 meters in Alice's X direction.

Exchange rulers for clocks and space for spacetime and you end up with something very analagous.

611:

The earliest videos show one wing missing as the plane plummets to the ground. I think this is a civilian plane so the spars (the structural element running along the wings) probably aren't particularly redundant (military planes have multiple spars). It wouldn't take much high explosive next to a spar to weaken it enough to fail right away in flight.

612:

As the science moves along the digestive tract, somewhere it crosses the boundary where "food for thought" ceases to be the prevalent characteristic and "nah, this is shite" becomes the more likely reaction.

Which doesn't mean it's not still nutritious. In fact, if you're a rabbit you need to run it through twice to extract all the goodness.

Details in the following article, in the "journey of a nugget" section.

https://supremepetfoods.com/blog/the-ultimate-guide-to-caecotrophs/

613:

Yeah. Like I said, the equations (/geometry) are simple (the 0.866 pretty much gives it away); it's the reasoning behind them which is a headfuck. You can draw a picture of ((a > b) && (b > a)) being true, but you still know it doesn't happen even if you can answer the exam questions about why it does.

614:

Oh, quite. I've read "Watership Down" and "The Private Life of the Rabbit" :)

615:

Yes, the evening news quoted two intelligence officials as saying Prigozhin’s plane was taken out by a bomb that detonated at 28,000 feet. You’re right.

616:

I’ve proposed this before. To be clear, I’m goofing around and only proposing this version of FTL for the story possibilities.

The central problem with the arguments against FTL are that they assume infinite resolution for observation. Alice can see Bob light years away. In reality, we know that’s not the case. Photons interact with intervening matter, photon flux decreases as the square of distance, and so forth, to the point where we can’t yet image a planet orbiting Proxima Centauri, just a few light years away.

So here’s the basis for what I’ll call the Sneaker Drive: you can go FTL so long as no one observes you doing it. Furthermore, the Sneaker Net can be defined as a network of routes where you can’t be observed going FTL. Finally, since this is an observer effect, it’s non local: if your sneaker drive fails to function, it means that you are, or eventually will be, under observation.

While I don’t think reality has a sneaker morph—you knew I had to put that in—it’s a fun notion to play with, especially for milSF and milfSF. Imagine the joys of two hostile interstellar polities, both of which are equipped with sneaker ships. How do they deal with each other?

617:

Heteromeles 615:

hmmm... so you can have FTL but only if you can wrap yourself into ultra-stealth...

kinda-sorta explains why we cannot detect 'shockwaves/bowwaves' of starships traversing open space since if we could see 'em their transwarp-ultra-thingie-drive switches into sulk mode... so only if they can avoid detection can they reach their destination...

which is why they haven't contacted anyone on Earth, since we'd try to backtrack 'em and that observation in turn would trigger sulk mode of zillions of other starships nearing their homeworld (and/or colonies)...

618:

John S
I too, have started using more cabbages { And, therefore, have started growing some for future use } ...
FERMENTED foods: specifically Sauerkraut, Kimchi & the room-temperature-fermented milk/cream product - Kefir.

Pigeon @ 605
"I put a mouse down, somewhere near here, WHERE IS IT?"
Answer - your craftier sister has eaten it, actually!
Saw that happen, one of the funniest things I've ever witnessed.

David L
Like this, you mean?

619:

334 by Thomas Disch may be another book to add to "regular Joes" list.

620:

Sigh. This is getting ridiculous. Most of the posters are clearly mathematically challenged in proportion to the dogmatism, and even those who are not (which I think includes you) aren't looking at the mathematics. No, OF COURSE, it doesn't need any frames to be special - sheesh! In this context, I am happy to stand together with Hawking, though I am talking about special relativity.

Furthermore, the implication that General Relativity is the True, Only and Final Word of God, oops, Physics is a religion which I do not belong to. Nothing I have posted contradicts any aspect of relativity that has actually been observed.

As I posted before, the sorts of constraint needed are things like the FTL speed is no more than c^2/v, where v is the relative speed. This is well-defined for things like 'space warps'. There are a zillion examples in physics where something is possible under some conditions but not others.

All I am saying is that the claim that relativity flatly forbids FTL is simple bollocks. It doesn't, as can easily be seen by anyone who analyses the actual mathematics and thinks out of the box. As I said, I am NOT saying that it permits it (as Hawking does).

But arguing religious dogmas with True Believers is a lost cause, though it is disappointing how many there are on this blog.

621:

On the subject of Sudden Russian Death Syndrome, one only slightly batshit crazy possibility. The plane went down with one of his body doubles on board. Faking your own death before Putin gets to you would be one way of extending your life. Ruthless, callous, not to say evil, to sacrifice the flight crew and close associates, but these are bad people.

The trick would be claiming the insurance on the jet...

622:

There have been physical theories along those lines, though the constraints are rather more draconian than you imply. Einstein really did NOT like that aspect of quantum mechanics, hence the attempts to invent a multiworld theory that removes it from quantum mechanics (but don't, actually).

623:

If the Ukrainians were looking for a way to cause turmoil in Russia, cause Putin to panic while also looking weak and scared, and attack a legitimate target... Hacking or otherwise suborning a SAM battery would be a very good way to do that.

If Ukr had the capability to direct Russian SAM batteries, the war would already be over -- they'd have effectively achieved air supremacy (they could use Russia's own assets to shoot down Russian jets trying to engage Ukrainian air force assets supporting the offensive on the ground).

It seems much more likely to me that it's either Putin sending a Message to other members of the St. Petersburg Mob, or an over-eager subordinate trying to impress the Boss (remember, this happened a few hours after Putin sacked the head of the air force).

624:

It is certainly POSSIBLE that Ukraine special agents planted a bomb on the aircraft, but I agree that your last paragraph is more likely. Apparently a few Wagnerites have sworn to kill Putin, but that's probably misreporting or just plain hot air.

625:

Some radical scientists have speculated that the only reason thet we observe a causal universe is that we can't get our poor little monkey brains around an acausal one. That is assuredly my experience :-) While I have dabbled in acausal logic, even the people who are experts on it says that they can't understand it and have to rely on the mathematics.

626:
I'm going to have to bow out. My session keeps timing out. Probably not at Charlie's end.

My tip is to leave yourself logged out as default. Then log in for a single post, and immediately log out again.

I find using the back button immediately after posting gets me back to where I can log out.

627:

Hmm. Seems wildly unethical for an animal like a cephalopod. I dont think that would be permitted in the EU. I'm frankly surprised a review board signed off on it.

628:

"Hans, are we the baddies?"

629:

Once you've accepted that time is a dimension and not totally separate from space, it's no more mysterious than the equivalent situation in space

That's right, and is what makes a lot of argument about SR and its consequences irrelevant. It's not so much question of physics/technology as it is of geometry, just as, e.g., the change in altitude experienced when traveling between two places on the surface of the Earth doesn't depend on the mode of transportation. It's the topography, aka geometry, of the Earth's surface that's the determining factor.

(I think it's moderately useful to think of relativistic time dilation and the temporal ordering of events in terms of ordinary parallax. Just don't take the analogy too far.)

630:

The plane went down with one of his body doubles on board. Faking your own death before Putin gets to you would be one way of extending your life.

Unfortunately Putin will know he didn't kill you. So you just burned your public identity -- you can no longer claim to lead Wagner Group if you're dead -- and killed a valuable ally (Dmitry Utkin) and Putin is still going to be coming for you.

631:

The central problem with the arguments against FTL are that they assume infinite resolution for observation. Alice can see Bob light years away.

Not at all -- the central problem is that Alice can send Bob an FTL message, and Bob can echo it back to her in such a way that it arrives before it was sent. This can happen any time Alice and Bob are moving (slower than light) relative to one another, as long as the FTL message "effectively" moves fast enough compared to their relative velocity. I say "effectively" because it only matters how fast Alice & Bob think the message moves; the message itself may go through a wormhole or be inside a warp drive and be slower than light from its own perspective, but as far as the rest of the universe is concerned it arrived faster than light could, so it's "FTL".

Again, this is only an issue if the FTL mechanism obeys the principle of relativity (it works the same for both Alice and Bob, regardless of their relative velocities). So if you want FTL, you either make relativity only partially true (whatever new physics is behind FTL breaks the principle of relativity and lets you determine an absolute speed) or you accept that messages can be sent backwards in time and create some kind of way to avoid temporal paradoxes.

There's nothing sacred about relativity, so if you really want FTL it's not the end of the world to say relativity doesn't hold for your FTL drive. In the real world relativity does seem to be true, but in your fictional world maybe it doesn't hold absolutely. I don't think anyone has really explored all the consequences of this in depth though.

632:

As I posted before, the sorts of constraint needed are things like the FTL speed is no more than c^2/v, where v is the relative speed.

And how do you propose to enforce such a constraint in a world where radios and slower than light spaceships exist? E.g. Alice sends an FTL message to Adam (who is at rest relative to Alice, so the constraint is met) and then Adam radios it to Bob, who is zipping by Adam at some arbitrary speed. Or Alice sends to Bob (who is moving away at just under the critical speed) who then sends it to Charlie (who is moving away from Bob in the same direction at just under the critical speed) and so on. Or... I can think of several other possibilities too.

All I am saying is that the claim that relativity flatly forbids FTL is simple bollocks.

What I'm saying (and can back up with the math) is that if the laws of physics are Lorentz invariant ("relativity is true"), then FTL is equivalent to time travel. That leads to three possibilities: FTL is impossible, relativity sometimes doesn't hold, or time travel is possible but something else prevents paradoxes. I'm not the one vehemently insisting that the world has to allow me both FTL and relativity.

If you want to compain about "dogma" you're barking up the wrong tree -- the dogmatic ones are the ones who get horribly upset when it's pointed out that we have no reason to think FTL is possible, and quite a few indications that it isn't (inability to accelerate past c, potential temporal paradoxes, requirement of negative energy to go FTL, etc.). The only real reason to say that FTL is possible is that we want it to be so. Which, fine, can make for an interesting story, but the universe is under no obligation whatsoever to be the way we want it to be.

633:

Sigh. That was precisely one of the cases I analysed, and I found that it didn't breach causality. Yes, Bob saw it 'before' it happened, but there was no way that it could create a causal loop. I should have bookmarked the (fairly recent) paper that pointed out precisely this distinction betweem temporal inconsistencies and breaches of causality.

I am not denying that you can get temporal inconsistencies, but they are NOT equivalent to closed timelike curves.

"What I'm saying (and can back up with the math) is that if the laws of physics are Lorentz invariant ("relativity is true"), then FTL is equivalent to time travel."

Let's see it then. Note that I am NOT interested in a proof that FTL can breach causality, but that it necessarily does. And I mean causality not mere temporal inconsistencies. To keep things really simple, consider the case of Alice and Bob who are moving at 0.1c apart and can communicate at 0.2c, ONCE, but that all other communications are speed of light.

634:

The problem about abandoning special relativity for normal space motion and radiation is that it also means abandoning the idea that the speed of light is the same in all frames. The Lorentz transformations are the unique solution to adding that to Newton's laws of motion.

635:

Sigh. That was precisely one of the cases I analysed, and I found that it didn't breach causality. Yes, Bob saw it 'before' it happened, but there was no way that it could create a causal loop.

What was? If you're referring to my examples of how a signal could be sent faster than c^2/v (or whatever arbitrary limit you wish to impose) then that was just to demonstrate that no such limit can be sustained in the universe. To actually create a paradox, of course, requires that a return signal be sent.

Let's see it then. Note that I am NOT interested in a proof that FTL can breach causality, but that it necessarily does. And I mean causality not mere temporal inconsistencies. To keep things really simple, consider the case of Alice and Bob who are moving at 0.1c apart and can communicate at 0.2c, ONCE, but that all other communications are speed of light.

There's clearly a typo there, 0.2c is not FTL. Also, I will acknowledge that if only one FTL signal is ever possible in the universe (or a few isolated signals widely separated enough in spacetime) then there is no possibility of temporal paradoxes, so I guess there's a small loophole. But that's not usually what is meant by "FTL"; the usual definition of an FTL device is one that can be used multiple times (or at least that multiple devices could be used). Also, as far as we know the laws of physics allow for observers to move at any speed less than c, so trying to impose a restriction like "Bob & Alice move at less than 0.1c" is arbitrary and a non-starter.

If your argument is "some FTL can avoid causal loops" then of course you're right -- it is not the case that every sequence of FTL messages violates causality, that's obvious. However, I do not believe that there is any practical limitation that can be placed on FTL (other than forbidding return messages, which rather defeats the purpose of FTL) which can always ensure that paradoxes are impossible. Wikipedia and Taylor & Wheeler agree with me. If you disagree with them, let's see your proposed constraints in detail. I've already shown that it's not possible to restrict FTL messages to always be propagated at less than c^2/v. Do you have some other constraint in mind?

Finally, even one single FTL signal creates what you call a "temporal inconsistency" for some observers, which is in itself a violation of the principle of relativity if you accept that cause coming before effect is a law of physics (which many people would).

636:

Here's a simple argument that the principle of relativity requires that to avoid temporal paradoxes there must be a maximum speed of message exchanges; a more sophisticated argument is required to show that this maximum is c, but it's not hard.

Suppose to the contrary that instantaneous communication is possible, and that Alice and Bob are each equipped with a magic ansible which sends instantaneously, and that each is allowed to send one message to the other, and that they are moving in opposite directions at speed v. The origin (t,x) = (0,0) is defined to be the point where they pass. When her clock reads t=10, Alice sends a message to Bob. What time shows on Bob's clock when he receives it? In Alice's frame the events have coordinates (t,x) = (10,0) (Alice sends) and (10, 10*v) (Bob receives). If you apply the Lorentz transform you'll see that Bob's coordinate for receiving the message is (t', 0), where t' < 10. This is just ordinary kinetic time dilation, which is extremely well established by experiment.

Now have Bob wait until his clock shows 10 and send the message back to Alice.The ansible (by assumption) obeys the principle of relativity, so Bob may consider himself stationary and so the coordinates of Alice receiving Bob's reply are (t,x) = (t', 0) where t' < 10. Alice receives the reply before she sent the original message.

637:

PLEASE DROP THE SPECIAL RELATIVITY/CAUSALITY VIOLATION DISCUSSION

It has swamped everything else on this comment thread, bores the crap out of most of us, is wildly off-topic, deters participation by other people, and brings out the worst in several regulars (notably Elderly Cynic).

638:

peter w
Given the number of Death's-Head symbols appearing in Wagner & other parts of the RU forces - & referring back to that sketch ... yes.

b.t.w.
Were EC & erturs trying to say: IF "ftl-speed" < c 2/v please?
AND where "v" is the Alice-to-Bob relative speed - & don't you mean velocity, actually?
ISTM that a lot of this depends on acceptance of which frames-of-reference set or sets you are using ... which is where the "my brain hurts" problems begin.

639:

Charlie
Oh dear, sorry about that - my post was clearly being composed as you typed #636!
I studied the subject a very long time ago & there was clearly sumfink worng in there, but have never worked out what.
Will go back to Putin's murderous antics, instead, eh?

640:

I’d also point out that we’ve beaten FTL to death already. For years. There is no universal frame of distance, wormholes and warps are theoretically possibly but likely physically impossible workarounds, and all that matters here are story tropes. That’s the end we always get to.

Speaking of tropes, I think it’s worth contemplating the idea that FTL, artificial gravity, force fields, and universal translators aren’t just random, silly tropes. IIRC, the writers who came up with them had science and engineering backgrounds. I’m guessing they wanted to write fun stories of interstellar hijinks, and they realized that such stories have some really serious problems, notably getting there, surviving the trip, and talking to the locals. Hence these workarounds. Over time, they’ve become often mocked standard tropes for SF, invoked by writers without any tech background as nothing more than props to tag their story as SF.

The problem is, when you don’t use such props, the story necessarily becomes all about struggling against the problems, just as the early authors realized. Which, of course, can get derided as competence porn by those who think only in terms of tropes. This even drifts into real life, as witnessed by the widespread mockery of the USSF.. I completely agree that they’ve got tin ears for symbolism and bad taste in tropes. However, they are proceeding apace with their mission of militarizing space. I don’t like that mission. But I’ll simply point out that if you want realism in your space fiction, you really do need to follow in the USSF’s wake and pick up the breadcrumbs they’re dropping.

641:

H
That, or "Iron Sky" perhaps?

642:

Re Mr Prigozhin, I think Wagner is the main target. Prigozhin is secondary. Otherwise, the hit would be on Prigozhin, rather than on the Wagner top brass. So I suspect it's a bit of private enterprise - probably by one or more generals. Wagner made quite a few of them look silly, after all.

643:

I rather liked Jane Lindskold's story "The Big Lie", set in Stirling's Draka universe, whose protagonist bears an uncanny resemblance to Flashman.

Your comment prompted me to go to Amazon and to buy "Drakas!" collection, which includes "The Big Lie".

First, not only the protagonist bears an uncanny resemblance to Harry Flashman, the introduction to the story says it is "homage to George MacDonald Fraser and David Case". (I never heard of David Case)

Second, the story is great, but only if the reader is familiar with both Draka and Flashman series. It makes little sense otherwise. I am considering giving it to someone who never read either, and see how much of the Draka milieu they figure out from it.

On a darker note, I noticed that in the story "Hewen in Pieces For the Lord", Draka's favorite method of executing rebels was changed from impalement to crucifixion. I wonder if the author (John Miller) did it because given the specific mental struggles of the protagonist (Charles "Chinese" Gordon), the imagery would take him into places Miller just could not deal with.

644:

"I think it's worth contemplating the idea that FTL, artificial gravity, force fields, and universal translators aren't just random, silly tropes. IIRC, the writers who came up with them had science and engineering backgrounds."

Yes. I must (of course) cite Edward Elmer Smith, PhD. His first iteration, in the Skylark series, deliberately chose the direction of "if the science conflicts with the story, the science loses", so we get FTL simply by continuing to accelerate and commenting that Einstein's theory has turned out to be at variance with observed fact. It certainly made for a rollicking story, but the lack of constraint led to it being a kind of narrative version of a blue giant: lights up beautifully for a very short time, then there's a fucking big bang, and then where are you? (...and it turned out that we were at the point where he needed to pull a bunch of witches out of his arse to ensure a happy ending, so the second half of the final book was shite.)

In the Lensman series he adopted a more constrained model where at least the obvious scientific objections were answered. FTL was achieved by figuring out how to switch off inertia (using some kind of rotating electromagnetic machine) so your speed was limited only by energy loss to the interstellar medium matching the drive power. There were still plenty of holes in it, but there was now enough fabric between them to walk on without worrying too much about falling through.

I rather liked the mechanism of his universal translation functionality; rather than the usual magic Google Translate in a box, the Lens was able to operate in a kind of "pure information" perceptual space, where it was affected only by the informational content of the universe, the physical manifestation of the information simply not existing from the Lens's point of view - nearly the opposite of the human perceptual space, which is "pure physics" so humans can only get at the informational content by decoding the physical manifestation. The Lens didn't so much "translate" alien languages or "break" strong encryption as just not even notice them; it saw only the information, with no awareness of its physical encoding.

I like this partly because it relates to concepts in science that were developed after Doc Smith wrote it. The question of what happens to information that falls into a black hole, for instance, ought to be much easier to answer if you have an instrument which doesn't notice the black hole to look for the information with.

Doc Smith also wrote some non-series stories which do fit your "be constrained => competence porn" category as far as those four tropes are concerned, but he still has to throw away a lot of lesser constraints to make the story work. It's those which spoil it for me; somehow it's easier for me to accept the ridiculous hypercompetence exhibited by building a city-sized hydroelectric power plant out of rocks than it is to accept the existence of liquid water to make it work, terrestrial-grade atmosphere to breathe while building it, and a productive and compatible biosphere to eat bits of, on some random minor body of the Solar System irrespective of its distance from the Sun, gravitational field, etc. etc.

I'd rather read debatable idealisations of matters which are still on the far-out edges of science than bloody stupid idealisations of matters that had been obviously different in reality ever since the idea of the inverse square law came about.

646:

I simp for the empire because I like green lasers and red lightsabers.

647:

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peter w 627:

"that depends, Timmy, are we or are we not liberating the world? are we or are we not enforcing free trade and globalized markets?"

instead of peacefully moving heavy industry offworld or maybe mining the moon for aluminum -- total EPA mandated environmental impact statement being "no environment, no impact" rather the typical 82,671 page heap for a terrestrial mining operation -- we will turn 'the final frontier' into a undeclared war, skirmishing for position and upon a battleground as much cyber/virtual as it is dirt/mud...

now try explaining any of that to seventy-something politicians who can cannot comfortably operate their home's teevee remote and still mutter curses about texting-emailing-vidconferencing since they did not grow up with an eight gigabyte supercomputer in their shirtpocket and regard this stuff as verging upon voodoo (i.e. unnatural alien super tech which ought be cleansed by fire and the sword)

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Charlie Stross 629:

...unless you've decided there's gonna be a second attempt at the throne and this time you'll take greater care in planning out those fiddly bits such as:

(a) ensuring the doddering semi-senile king dies of old age in his own bed whilst asleep;

(b) lining up enough support amongst the innermost of the inner circle around the throne to attend your coronation the morning after the funeral;

(c) as well as identifying those most in need of 'died peacefully in bed last night' upon the next moonless night;

(d) coming up with sweeteners to encourage the majority of those most potent thugs (i.e., leaders of commerce and industry and media) to step aside and remain neutral for a month;

(e) detailing a scheme to end this Second Ukraine-Russia War with as much face saving as feasible, with anything being better than Nixon/Ford's "Peace With Honor" bullshit or Chamberlain's "Peace For Our Time" could be marketed to the world;

(f) agreeing to token withdrawals from Ukraine with bullshit along lines of Hitler's (in)famous promise of "No more territorial demands to make in Europe";

(g) informing the warhawks he was going to do a better job in the Third Ukraine-Russia War but he'll need two years of domestic tranquility to get it done;

So maybe, just maybe, from his secret headquarters in southern France (or on the coast of Spain or inside an Icelandic volcano) Prigozhin intends to take his time and it uptight, right 'n proper...

huh

I just came up with my next Netflix pitch!

over-the-shoulder observation by a mock-u-mentary film crew of Prigozhin scheming his comeback... "The Office" but with real backstabbing done with real knives in dimly lit hallways and mapping out the conquest of Eastern Europe and lots 'n lots of cocaine fueled orgies as excuse for lots 'n lots of naked writhing flesh being caught on tape...

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648:

No environment, no problem? Oh child…

Speaking as a former environmental activist, yes there are huge environmental impacts with space, principally from spaceships going in unintended directions, in whole or pieces. That’s the whole point of the Kessler Cascade.

Speaking of Kessler, the last I saw from the USSF was that their idea for surviving a Kessler Cascade was lots of Starships launching mass quantities of cheap satellites, so that they’d go up faster than debris from already destroyed satellites would destroy them. And then they grump about having to depend on Elon Musk for this strategy to work….

From an environmental side, this is stupid. Every satellite shattered from a debris strike during a Kessler Cascade of satellites shattered by debris adds hundreds more debris pieces to the Cascade. I don’t think anyone can outbuild it forever, for some reason.

This is why I compared the USSF now to the US Ram Fleet of the Civil War Mississippi. Both are situations where egotistical engineers are selling poorly understood new tech to the military, for a new type of war in an environment largely dominated by commercial interests that has recently become militarized. At least the Union rapidly gained control of the Mississippi, and the rams didn’t hurt the effort. If the USSF turns a Kessler Cascade into a Kessler Avalanche through trying to outbuild it, we can kiss things like GPS and weather satellites goodbye, right when we need them to deal with climate change and global shipping. Oh well.

649:

Heteromeles 647:

consider focusing upon "mining the moon for aluminum"... PLEASE FOCUS

preventing a Kessler Cascade is as simple as deploying a sweep net to sift out any 'n all bits of debris... two nets linked by five kilometer long cables which in positioned into two different orbits, with slightly differing velocities affording opportunity to sweep up trash... the net in higher orbit would be moving slightly faster than nominal orbital velocity... with the net in lower orbit would be moving slightly slower than nominal... estimates of cost vary depending upon sizing but could be as minimal as US$25M...

BIG, BIG plus is all that mass gathered up could be melted down for re-use when-not-if there's industrialization of LEO

650:

Specially for adrian smith - a LIST of all the political opponents Putin has murdered.
This alone makes his regime unsupportable.
And, if that's not enough, try asking the peoples of the Baltic states, ok?
HINT:
Lithuania joined NATO: 29/3/2004
Latvia joined NATO: 29/3 2004
Estonia joined NATO: 29/3/2004
NOT when the wall fell, or when Yeltsin was in charge, but ... as soon as possible after 7/5/2000 - when ex- KGB operative Vlad became president, yes?

AND - your post @ 644 merely emphasises my point.
Yes the US is is bad & does horrible things - & then you turn around & find that Putin's Russia is EVEN WORSE & more cruel & arbitrary!

651:

This alone makes his regime unsupportable.

don't support it

i do, however, think that nato has stupidly overplayed its hand, thinking that it could use ukraine to humble russia and bring it to heel, that isn't working but hopefully they can back off and accept the loss of face without trying to double down

sending thousands of half-trained troops into some of the heaviest-mined areas ever seen with only the sketchiest of air support is immoral, and the fact that it's being done in a futile attempt to impress us does make us kind of complicit

ur problem is that ur stuck in a binary of "ur either with nato or ur a putin stooge"

i'm a plague on buth ur houses kind of guy, but this is nato's miscalculation, and we're all liable to pay for it in the long run

652:

preventing a Kessler Cascade is as simple as deploying a sweep net to sift out any 'n all bits of debris.

Politely, that's bullshit -- like proposing to dredge Lake Michigan with a tea spoon. A tea spoon with holes in it.

Now tell me how you fabricate a sweep net that can survive impacts at up to 30km/sec, or about twenty times faster than an armour-piercing anti-tank round?

Also tell me how your sweep net's going to sweep out the whole of low earth orbit, which extends from top of atmosphere (roughly 150km, for drag purposes) up to roughly 500km? That's rather a big net butterly you're asking for ... especially as many of the particles in the Kessler cascade will be sand-grain sized (but carry the kinetic energy load of a .50 cal machine gun bullet).

Your best bet is probably going to be to (a) try and heat the ionosphere up enough that it expands out another 100-200km, causing debris to de-orbit due to drag (see what happened to Skylab in 1977), or (b) to use armoured Starship launches to throw new payloads up and out beyond the debris cloud, leaving LEO as a junkpile for the next decade or two until it clears naturally.

653:

Frankly the article is impressively poor. Boils down to "I call you a nasty name if you disagree with me about anything".

For the record I have been very much opposed to many things the "empire" has done. Stopping another empire from pulling off a genocide in eastern Europe isn't one of them.

And as for the "NATO promised not to expand" nonsense, promises between states are given in writing. No writing, no promise. It may or may not have been suggested informally but it isn't in any treaties so it doesn't exist.

"Perun" has an interview with the Danish analyst "Anders Puck Nielsen", who points out that NATO is not a threat to Russia the country, but is an existential threat to Russia the "great power" that can do whatever it wants. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7rBlVnc_DEw

654:

Charlie Stross 651:

the trick is the upper net is moving slightly faster than what it's orbit would require to maintain altitude, whereas the lower net is moving slightly slower than it's orbit; the cable is kept under strain, with net effect of averaging velocities; relative velocities between net and debris in its orbital path would not be 30km/s but rather as low as 10m/s...

in regards to debris on cross-cutting orbital paths, the net is widely spread on its orbit (30m? 400m?) to scoop up debris but has a cross-section of less than 0.1 meters (low probability of impacts), only stretching to 4 meters when something gets tangled in it and then elastically returning to its basic shape;

net is composed of mesh designed to endure multiple impacts at 10m/s; debris would gathered up and moved to the centerpoint of the cable for storage;

after sweeping around at that altitude enough times (50? 300?) to clear away debris, slight adjustments are made to shift to another altitude 10 meters further up...

lather-rinse-repeat

655:

net is composed of mesh designed to endure multiple impacts at 10m/s

Kessler debris isn't all moving calmly in the same orbital inclination and at roughly the same speed. 10 m/s is 36 km/h, or about 15mph in American terms. Whereas the debris we're discussing is spallation products from very high speed collisions between objects which may be traveling in different directions at orbital velocity, so about 7-10 km/s, with kinetic energy on the order of 30MJ/kg; for comparison a .50 BMG heavy machine gun round has a kinetic energy of about 17KJ, so even a one gram piece of debris is going to have at least twice the impact of a 40 gram machine gun bullet.

There is no known material we can make that's physically strong enough to catch that projectile. You're basically ignoring physics. Or have slipped three digits in your calculations somewhere.

I repeat: you seem to think we're talking about catching floating bits of wood gently bobbing on the calm surface of the sea. We're not, we're talking about catching ICBMs in flight.

656:

"Perun" has an interview with the Danish analyst "Anders Puck Nielsen", who points out that NATO is not a threat to Russia the country, but is an existential threat to Russia the "great power" that can do whatever it wants.

oh well if an analyst points it out it must be true, when has one of them ever not been the soul of dispassionate empiricism

nato with its open door policy (based on article 10 of the washington treaty, assuming u accept that ukraine has anything to do with the north atlantic area) has effectively said to russia "no u can't have a sphere of influence, that's 20th century thinking"

we're in the process of finding out whether they can make that stick or not, the prognosis is not currently excellent

oo, maybe f-16s will do the trick

657:

If we are playing that game, what are your qualifications?

658:

Aluminum is one of the most common elements on the Earth, so it will never be economic to mine it on the Moon. That’s why the loonies talk about going to the Moon to mine helium 3 for fusion. That won’t work either, but at least the financials are closer to worthwhile.

Meanwhile, Moon dust is apparently really nasty stuff that could easily turn out to be really dangerous for humans. Likely dangers may include shredding spacesuits Andy lungs, because it appears to be chemically active in the presence of oxygen, carrying a large static charge, and sharp.

And yes, exposing workers to dangerous substances is an environmental issue.

Do you want me to keep focusing?

659:

A S @ 650
What total fucking rubbish. There was ZERO excuse for Putin to seize Crimea ... & even less for starting an unprovoked war in February 2022.
You refuse to acknowledge this.

660:

well, listen to ur dude:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcvcWwYgFLE

he's talking about "what kind of airforce it would make sense for ukraine to have in peacetime", and goes on to sketch out a plan for what size airforce they should be aiming to field out as far as 2027

however, barring the russian collapse we're all devoutly hoping for but probably shouldn't be counting on, there is no peacetime (unless ukraine itself surrenders, in which case permanently forgoing nato membership will be the first condition on the list)

he does say that the f-16s would help defend against cruise missiles but wouldn't be much use on the front line (apart from for getting some performance details on the s-400, presumably), which sounds like wisdom, but would u trust the ukrainians not to use them on the front line anyway? they don't always seem to listen to advice

and then there's the small matter of all the support infrastructure and staff u need for the f-16s - where u gonna put all that? how long do they take to train? how u gonna defend them against the hypersonic missiles which will be targeted against them?

douglas macgregor has gone over all this, i know people don't like him 'cos he worked for trump and he goes on tucker carlson and he tends to mutter about globalists but he knows about a lot of this stuff and he admits it when his experience is out of date

661:

Charlie [510] noted: "Russia today is the logical outcome of (a) the USSR failing, (b) western attempts to impose neoliberalism also failing (and causing immense misery along the way)"

Minor correction: That wording (incorrectly) assumes that neoliberalism is intended to benefit the societies it infects. It isn't; it was always about enriching a few individuals at the expense of the majority, at least in part by leaving the externalities (e.g., bank failures) for the majority to deal with. In that sense, it was a successful (not failed) attempt.

662:

Correction: Change "assumes" to "suggests".

663:

I repeat: you seem to think we're talking about catching floating bits of wood gently bobbing on the calm surface of the sea. We're not, we're talking about catching ICBMs in flight.

When I read his first comment I was going to ask if he forgot the sarcasm tags.

664:

sending thousands of half-trained troops into some of the heaviest-mined areas ever seen with only the sketchiest of air support is immoral, and the fact that it's being done in a futile attempt to impress us does make us kind of complicit

Assorted US high level military and similar folks, retired and active, have said publicly that this its NOT they way Ukraine should be fighting the war.

665:

You refuse to acknowledge this.

i refuse to acknowledge that it was unprovoked, certainly

afaict krushchev transferred crimea to ukraine back in the 50s when he was completely off his tits, but it was mainly russian-identifying and i'm not surprised they didn't trust the new ukrainian government with it even if u are

john mearsheimer has laid this out repeatedly, if u've made up ur mind that he's hopelessly twisting reality there we probably don't have much basis for communication

(charlie, please say if this is getting on ur nerves at all, can drop it in a flash)

666:

Off planet industry may make a bit more sense, for products used off planet. No lifting them out of a gravity well. I would expect lunar aluminum to be produced with little human involvement, to avoid expensive life support. There might be a novelty market for, say, bicycle frames made of lunar aluminum, but it's uneconomic. For hardware that will never go to Terra, I think it'd be preferable.

667:

That’s why the loonies talk about going to the Moon to mine helium 3 for fusion. That won’t work either, but at least the financials are closer to worthwhile.

Aluminum's abundance on the moon -- and the lack of an oxidizing environment -- make it really useful: you can bake it with a solar mirror and capture the oxygen for use in the fuel cycle of your landers, with aluminum metal as a useful by-product for construction.

3He fusion is junk science. If you can fuse 3He then it's not much harder to do a P + 11B fusion cycle, and Boron is lying around in salt flats on Earth: the incremental cost of a P+B reactor over a 3He reactor is likely far less than the cost of strip-mining the fricken' Lunar regolith for unicorn fart fuel.

The main likely useful resource on the Moon is radio silence, on the far side -- it's possible to build radio telescopes there that don't get spammed senseless by terrestrial noise. And, valuable as radio astronomy is, I don't think it's possible to base an entire planetary economy on it.

668:

Yes, this is getting on my nerves: please drop the discussion of "who started it" wrt. the Ukraine war, I don't think anyone here's going to change their minds at this point.

(For what it's worth I will admit to being prejudiced against Russia, because those gobshites persecuted my grandparents right out of the country and they're now letting their neo-Nazi/anti-semitic/homophobic dick hang out, and I have no time for any of that shit.)

669:

Off planet industry may make a bit more sense, for products used off planet.

i don't think people give enough credit to the mining and manufacturing "subsidies" we get on earth from the easy availability of air and water

off earth u get constant sunlight and zero g, which presumably helps with some things, but everything else u have to go and get, and i still can't imagine any economic reason for a sustained human presence up there

670:

"Assorted US high level military and similar folks, retired and active, have said publicly that this its NOT they way Ukraine should be fighting the war."

Those US military folks might not be considering that the primary backers of Ukraine are politically unreliable. How much should Ukraine depend on the US after January 20, 2025?

Yes, if the sane and grownups have a say then US support for Ukraine will continue. At present I see that as about a 50% chance. Alternatively the US will get their own version of Putin and none of us can know what having a Trump/DeSantis/Ramaswamy in charge for 4 years will do to the US internally. We can certainly know what it will do to US support for Ukraine.

As such Ukraine is working on a deadline. I doubt they seriously expect to retake Crimea.

671:

Orbital resources without additional propellant burnt in the same atmosphere we have to breath might not seem an economic concern by Wall $treet might have some value. Having options to build an SBSP system* or mirrors to reduce insolation if need arises might also be useful.

*Carbon free electricity without ionizing radiation.

672:

How much should Ukraine depend on the US after January 20, 2025?

The problem being discussed, somewhat in public in the US, is that Ukraine is fighting a slogging war. And while they are advancing, many wonder how long they can keep up the slog. At least compared to Russia.

As to all the politics machinations running up to 2024 in the US. I don't think it's 50/50. But almost. September through December in the US House will be a big tell. If the 20 or so crazy R's really swing their wreaking ball, will the country put up with it or not.

673:

Agreed. Also, Earth provides things like gravity (which provides a free force to pull stuff through filters and such), differential melting of materials within the Earth, lots of water for dissolving things, and life concentrating elements concentrate a LOT of elements in ore bodies where they’re cheap to extract. None of this happens off planets. In fact, I’d argue that this is why stories about humans colonizing other planets make sense: for all their obvious hazards, they’re easier than, say, a small asteroid.

With all due respect to OGH, I think STL interstellar trade, let alone interstellar capitalism, is more or less bollocks, but I’ll point out hominids were colonizing islands long before our type dreamed up capitalism. People don’t just move to trade. If Interstellar travel between habitable worlds was feasible, I do think people would bug out just to get a place of their own.

I should point out that this more or less requires FTL, as it’s starting to look like the distance between habitable systems is likely on order of 50-500 light years, at least so far. Being able at best to get to Proxima Centauri in a 1,000 year generation ship may not be all that useful.

674:

it’s starting to look like the distance between habitable systems is likely on order of 50-500 light years, at least so far.

is that anything more inviting than goldilocks-zone planets tidally-locked to flary red dwarfs?

i presume u saw these tweets:

https://twitter.com/sim_kern/status/1411304471934685184?lang=en

675:

I did not see those tweets. Thank you!

I happen to agree. This, incidentally, is why I call myself a Gaianist. It’s not about worshipping Mama Gaia. Rather, it seems to me that adopting a respectful, even worshipful, relationship with the Being that keeps me alive moment by moment is about the most sensible thing I can do.

676:

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Charlie Stross 654:

I've been trying to locate the articles (plural) where I read about this... it was much better than I am at laying out the physics and showed enough detailing in the math to sound plausible

in terms of the orbital paths the debris was to be found, after 60-plus years of lofting satellites, if I recall correctly, was described as 'ball of yarn' and with wildly varying eccentricity...

it's killing me how I can visualize one of the articles on shiny glossy paper but cannot recall the publication...

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Heteromeles 657:

aluminum is common but the constraint is dire need for electricity in refining it; also there's all that unlovely slag leftover; if we built a processing facility on the moon to extract rare earths and "platinum group metals" (ruthenium, rhodium, palladium, osmium, iridium, platinum), we'd end up with aluminum, tin, copper, et al, as waste products; in addition to industrial usages on the moon it would be feasible to construct lumps of such metals that could be launched by way of a linear accelerator to the Earth, shaped to survive reentry for ocean hard landing; by way of injecting nitrogen gas to form a foamed interior, such lumps would have an average density less than sea water and therefore float;

there's designs in consideration for tele-operation smelters, bulldozers, et al, which would permit remotely operated from the Earth;

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677:

I dunno about being off his tits, more just that it was all Soviet Union back then so it didn't make any real difference. When it suddenly did make a difference a few decades later they tried to revert it, but everything fell apart too quickly for them to get it done.

As for who should have it now, having it go back to Russia is significantly more popular with the people who live in it than leaving the EU is with people who live in Britain.

678:

it is certainly true that right now, by which I mean this Wednesday, right after Bank Holiday Tuesday (Meta-Civil-Service arrangements) it's all about Deuterium Tritium fusion. Nobody is even trying to make a D He3 reaction go. It's really hard to do. Would be really hard.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aneutronic_fusion

679:

"you can bake it with a solar mirror and capture the oxygen"

If you cook aluminium oxide all you get is hot aluminium oxide. You need something less blunt to get the oxygen out of it; electricity is easiest, and you get enough resistive heating from the electrolytic current flowing through the melt to keep it molten as a side-effect, so you don't need an external heat source. Basically, you'd be using solar panels rather than a solar mirror.

Are you perhaps getting mixed up with cooking Martian surface dirt for oxygen? That does work, because of the potassium chlorate in it. I'm not sure why I've only ever seen that mentioned in the form of "oh no, you can't grow anything on Mars because the soil is full of weedkiller". Seems to me it's dead handy: with only modest heating you have a convenient supply of oxygen to breathe until your garden gets going, and you use the stuff you've already cooked to make the garden with.

(Not that I don't agree that the idea of colonising Mars is arse for plenty of other reasons...)

If they'd known about this in the time of the early SF authors there could have been a different twist on the "Tellurian wanderer surviving in Martian desert" idea. Instead of carrying oxygen tanks on their back, they could dig up dirt as they went along, leaving a trail of deoxygenated dirt wherever they went. Of course, all these trails would converge at the colony dome, so over time a zone would develop around the dome where all the dirt has been cooked over already and it doesn't work until you're further out. So, wanderer departs when colony is new, spends some years talking to rocks or whatever, decides then to wander back, but fails to anticipate that there is now a large deoxygenated zone, so gets within sight of the colony and then runs out of oxygen...

680:

With all due respect to OGH, I think STL interstellar trade, let alone interstellar capitalism, is more or less bollocks

In Neptune's Brood I cheated shamelessly: with a speed limit of 2% of lightspeed, I tweaked my "humans" life spans and life support parameters to make it work by making them, well, androids. That gets you incredible longevity in sleep mode, relatively painless mind uploading/downloading, and not much need for water, oxygen, and a radiation-free environment. On top of which I then gave them an economic system designed to drive constant expansion (it's a bubble!) and provided for trade in specialized/trained mind uploads rather than physical goods.

Even so, even with all those cheats, it was a marginal proposition!

681:

in terms of the orbital paths the debris was to be found, after 60-plus years of lofting satellites, if I recall correctly, was described as 'ball of yarn' and with wildly varying eccentricity...

Sounds like it was talking about catching either entire satellites or large pieces of debris, which you can track and maneuver up to.

The problem is, that's not what a Kessler cascade leaves behind. That produces something more like a desert sandstorm -- millions of whizzing grains of sand, most of them too small to track, all of them bouncing off one another and ending up at random orbital inclinations with the kinetic energy of a cannon shell.

682:

"aluminum is common but the constraint is dire need for electricity in refining it; also there's all that unlovely slag leftover"

Not from aluminium - see above; however it is of course true that any kind of mining/smelting operation will make a fair old mess, whatever it makes it with. Which leads to:

- Public pressure to forbid any such operation on the visible side, doubtless too late and/or ineffective
- Some arsehole is going to draw an advert on it
- Mine workers on their days off will take moon buggies out on the visible side "for a sight of home", and devise a customary "day's jaunt in the lunar desert" route which everyone follows - straight out for a couple of hours, then round in a great big semicircle, back again on a parallel track, and then a great big figure of eight linking the end and start points. Eventually there is enough density of buggy tracks for it to show up from Earth...

683:

Charlie @ 667
Per your request - ok.
Rather than rehash those arguments, let anyone in any doubt refer to your original post on that subject, dated 24/2/2022 - I think that would be adequate?

684:

Part of the reason for the interest in (d,3He) - such as it is - is that it's the next easiest one after (d,t) and (d,d); and another part is that (d,d) produces 3He, so you'll get it in the reaction vessel anyway and it would be a shame to waste it. Quite how we got from the observation that the tiny tiny bit there is on the moon ought to be "easier" (FSVO) to isolate than the even tinier bit down here, to the plentiful recurrence of the barmy idea of going up and mining it to bring back for power plants, I'm not entirely sure.

I'm not a fan of the "eurgh neutrons" approach anyway. You want the neutrons; you don't throw them away after you've absorbed the energy, you catch them to breed more fuel with. And they make things so much easier when they're hard enough in the first place that if we instead insist on making a rod for our own backs we'll maybe never get there at all.

685:

Quite how we got from the observation that the tiny tiny bit there is on the moon ought to be "easier" (FSVO) to isolate than the even tinier bit down here, to the plentiful recurrence of the barmy idea of going up and mining it to bring back for power plants, I'm not entirely sure.

Simple enough: it was the Space Cadets trying to come up with an "economic" (hack, cough, splutter) justification for colonizing the Moon. Because there's nothing else there we might want to mine ... even if the regolith was sprinkled with hundred-carat diamonds, it wouldn't be worth the cost of going there to fill astronaut boots then shipping them home.

686:

The problem with neutrons is that you don't necessarily just breed more fusion fuel: if you blanket your tokamak in uranium you end up breeding plutonium, which is bomb juice. One of the justifications for switching to fusion is to make nuclear weapons harder to manufacture for nations that might reasonably want cheap nuclear electricity. So it's an own goal.

687:

you'd be using solar panels rather than a solar mirror.

And a LOT of them. The EMF fields around the smelters in eastern Washington state are strong. To say the least. This let to office working play games of how many paper clips can you stack end to end vertically. The fellow telling me about this said the most he saw was 8.

688:

I don't regard that story as a "cheat". I take it more as an illustration of just what a heavy set of shackles the "hard SF with space travel" constraint really is (and by extension, how impractical doing it with actual humans would be).

689:

Gordon Bennett. That's one heck of a lot of DC going round in circles. 8 is a lot even when you're playing with an actual magnet.

690:

Yeah... I really don't go for the paranoia about "proliferation". Maybe it made sense when the things were new and there was little reason not to expect everyone to go "ooh, me too", but we've now got several decades of observation that in fact they mostly don't. Most nations are quite happy not to have nukes because they're more trouble than they're worth; the few that do want them badly enough to put up with that trouble want them badly enough that they're not put off by the mere technical obstacles in getting the fissile material. They can get around those easily enough by some combination of lying and cheating on the regulations and DIY-from-scratch (North Korea at one extreme, South Africa at the other, most somewhere in between). There are enough other technical obstacles, and far more compelling political ones, to decide the argument without it depending on the comparatively minor difficulty of getting hold of the juice. So I think that getting worked up over whether some potentially useful nuclear process can be subverted for that end is a case of misplaced priorities, especially in the case of something as potentially very useful, but definitely not needing any extra artificial obstacles on top of the ones that arise from the physics, as fusion power.

691:

What is the amount of heat generated by (a) smelting aluminium on earth and (b) dropping it and its ablative shielding through the atmosphere? Cynical minds suspect the benefit might be less than is implied.

692:

I am certain that aluminium oxide has a dissociation temperature - handling the plasmas at that temperature is left as an exercise for the student :-)

693:

@ OGH: Re: Sub-genres for you:

Solarpunk.

Also, would you be comfortable writing in a style/subject of a different culture, e.g., African Futurism, Silk Punk?

I watch much more TV than read (BOO!!), so these reflect that and are more tropes/ideas than sub-genres (and have probably already been done many times).

"Succession IN S-P-A-A-A-C-E!" Corporate "King Lear" on Mars- mid/late 22nd Century.

"Our Flag Means Death IN S-P-A-A-A-C-E!" Inept space pirates- Sorta "Red Dwarf" "Hyperdrive," "Avenue 5," "HGTG".

"Reservation Dogs NOT IN S-P-A-A-A-C-E!"- Cli-fi from the POV of climate refugees who've been in their new homes (not very well accepted or doing well)-for 2-3 generations- late 21st/early 22nd Century.

Alternate History PoD- for some reason(s) the other humans didn't become extinct, so we have 5or 6 different kinds of humans today- not just Neanderthals like in Harry Turtledove, Robert Sawyer (I know that latest is not quite HERE, but...).

OR we've decided to bring all of them back through genegeneering.

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Question: from your professional perspective, when does SF become fantasy? Is it when the fiction contains too many known counterfactuals, is it subject-related (dragon, elves, unicorns), and/or something else?

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Blog protocol: is it acceptable/appropriate to call our OGRs with aliases by nicknames relates to their aliases?

694:

NASA is already working on refining in a vacuum. They’ve already succeeded in making oxygen from molten simulated lunar soil in vacuum conditions.

https://www.nasa.gov/feature/nasa-successfully-extracts-oxygen-from-lunar-soil-simulant

695:

8 is a lot even when you're playing with an actual magnet.

It was from a guy who was there working for DEC back in the early 80s. They were doing a very early days coax Ethernet setup as they smelter plants were having all kinds of interference issues with computer to computer communications. He got tired of the travel for DEC and took up with us as a programmer. I remember his name.

PS: Find a magnet from an IBM 3380 disk drive system. It will do a number on actual CRTs from multiple feet away.

696:

@ Everybody: Re Kessler Syndrome:

I'm doing worldbuilding for an upcoming shared universe (ALL welcome!) with a proposed initial story in 2138. As a detail, I'm postulating a non-state actor 30-50 years from now causes a Kessler Cascade by using one (or more) old Falcon Heavies obtained through various means and launching some tons of gravel and/or sand with a disbursement mechanism into the proper trajectory. Is this potentially realistic?

Earlier in the shared universe in what I'm calling the "Roaring Forties," other groups (eco-terrorists) significantly harm the Western World by sending out a few dozen well-trained arsonists to start hundreds of fires over a few years in North America, Europe, and Australia. At about the same time, either them or other another group destroy the Great Lakes fishing industry by dumping a few dozen live Asian carp into each of the lakes.

@ Heteromeles: do these latter two seem plausible?

P.S. I recently read and liked your book "Hot Earth Dreams."

697:

Heteromeles @ 657:

Aluminum is one of the most common elements on the Earth, so it will never be economic to mine it on the Moon. That’s why the loonies talk about going to the Moon to mine helium 3 for fusion. That won’t work either, but at least the financials are closer to worthwhile.

I thought the whole idea of mining the moon is that it would be cheaper for SPACE INDUSTRIES to use moon resources than it was to haul them up the gravity well.

Earth aluminum is cheaper down here on earth, but more expensive if you have to boost it up the gravity well?

698:

David L @ 663:

sending thousands of half-trained troops into some of the heaviest-mined areas ever seen with only the sketchiest of air support is immoral, and the fact that it's being done in a futile attempt to impress us does make us kind of complicit

Assorted US high level military and similar folks, retired and active, have said publicly that this its NOT they way Ukraine should be fighting the war.

More importantly, Ukraine IS NOT fighting the war in that way.

699:

Smelting it is step 2 after mining it. Then you get to forge it, machine it, warehouse the parts, etc...

It's the entire supply chain that kills off much of these type of BOTE exercises.

700:

"using one (or more) old Falcon Heavies"

I thought about that using basically the opposite approach - taking the view that getting that kind of quantity of resources (rocket, site, fuel, ground crew, responsibility, etc) together in one single big object was never going to be remotely practical, so use instead a maximally-distributed "backyard rebels" kind of method - something any bugger can do entirely on their own, similar to the idea of flying autonomous toy aircraft over airports to shut them down.

How small can you make a "useless" SSTO solid fuel rocket, ie. one that can take no more than maybe 10g of payload? It might not be a space agency's first choice of type, but for the different priorities of backyard construction it wins handsomely by its utter simplicity. I think you could make something about 10m long that would have enough wellie to get up there, which is an awkward size but not entirely unmanageable.

So someone figures out how to mix pallet-loads of polyurethane mastic with ammonium chlorate nicely homogeneously, and get it to set uniformly inside 10m of aluminium flue pipe, using two old washing machines and a fridge compressor, and posts the recipe on the internet. 10g of electronics and lithium cells is buckets for a little transmitter that will go round and round beeping for a few days, and the attraction of being able to LAUNCH YOUR OWN SPUTNIK! is such that an awful lot of people the world over can't resist it. Next thing you know some group enlarges the design to carry a Raspberry Pi with a beefed-up wireless interface and a wee solar panel, and gets people into the idea of launching orbital mesh network nodes to form a pirate internet. And the next thing after that LEO is full of particles of a million pulverised drainpipes, so backyard Sputniks are now the only thing that anyone still thinks is worth the bother to send up.

701:

One of the justifications for switching to fusion is to make nuclear weapons harder to manufacture for nations that might reasonably want cheap nuclear electricity.

Wow. Never heard that one. It's in the "I can't even" range of nuttiness.

702:

Eminent Mad French Engineer PH Rebut, designer of the JET tokamak, presented this paper on a proposed fission fusion system on the occasion of his 2006 Alfven Award.

https://iopscience.iop.org/article/10.1088/0741-3335/48/12B/S01/pdf

... or at least the abstract. IOP subscribers can download the paper, or it can be purchased.

Abstract In the past, JET results have been prominent in defining ITER. Only absolute performances matter in a reactor, and these have to be already optimised, JET can still increase the fusion power and energy produced. The main difficulty toward a reactor is the low performance of the divertor. An hybrid fusion-fission reactor could be an intermediate solution as the fusion power demand is reduced by a factor 10. In this respect, ITER is sufficient to be the core of such an hybrid reactor.

I think this is what the phrase "welcome as a fart in a spacesuit" was coined for

703:

The EMF fields around the smelters in eastern Washington state are strong. To say the least. This let to office working play games of how many paper clips can you stack end to end vertically. The fellow telling me about this said the most he saw was 8.

Do you have a cite for that? I suppose it could be true, but it kind of tingles my urban-legend spidey sense. Magnetic fields typically decay as 1/r^3

704:

P.S. I recently read and liked your book "Hot Earth Dreams."

Thanks!

As for your scenarios, you don't need wilful ecoterrorists when you've got idiots causing the same damage, only worse.

With wildfires, the idiocy is embedded in landscape at this point, with a century of fire suppression in North America, weeds taking over Hawai'i and the US deserts, eucalyptus stands and problematic fire laws in Greece, loss of aboriginal fire in Australia, and short-term, capitalist landscape conversions increasing flammability almost everywhere else.

As for carping the Great Lakes, when I was in Madison, WI back in the 90s, I asked the guy at the meat counter what the $2/lb "Great Lakes Whitefish" was. Carp, of course. If Aussies will eat locusts as Sky Prawns, Midwesterners will eat Great Lakes whitefish. Likely after most of the Trumpers have died off, mind you, but I think it's almost inevitable by 2038, let alone 2138, which is in the High Anthropocene of Hot Earth Dreams.

Ditto with a Kessler Cascade. We've got enough shit in LEO to start a Cascade now, and falcon shitheads want to exponentially increase the amount of shit in LEO for lulz, profits, and to ape Reagan's Star Wars strategy from the 1980s. To be fair to the USSF, I think they're playing Mutually Assured Destruction games to keep Russia and China from shooting down US satellites en masse...but satellite brinksmanship now feels a lot like the nuclear brinksmanship of the 1980s. A Cascade is more likely to happen than nuclear war, too, simply through idiocy, because the consequences are less immediately lethal. Perhaps a billionaire puts up too many constellations of satellites, and an oopsie happens?

On the bright side for your shared world, it's entirely possible that, once all this has happened, people en masse will decide that giving any idiot too much wealth and/or power has become an unaffordable luxury. That would make for good solarpunk IMHO.

It's also possible that, should the Cascade be bad enough, nuclear war as currently planned will become impossible, when ICBMs become so likely to be disabled in flight that the chance of them hitting their target goes towards zero. I'll call this the "Wishing on a shooting star" scenario. That will be good solarpunk too. With nukes off the table and no gas for the tanks and jets, whence geopolitics?

For those who want Afrofuturist-type worldbuilding (or just a massively multicultural future), I'll simply point to the Silver Waterfall (US Boomers and Gen Xers dying off en masse over the next 25 years and smothering the US economy with all their hoarded junk). Where I am in SoCal, basically all of the skilled service professionals taking care of the Boomers (including repairmen, landscapers, doctors, nurses, etc) are immigrants, from the Ukrainian appliance repairmen to Filipino nurses to Mexican cooks (who are the best in the world, hands down). Let all these people take over the world as the uber-consumers of the 20th Century Great Powers die out. It's not a bad thing. Anyway, a fair number of them come from places where their communities have been upcycling first world trash for decades. If that's what the world has left to run on, they've already got the skill set to run the world.

It's particularly not a bad thing if the billionaires go away too, along with the grosser social inequalities typical of cyberpunk and of our current era. Maybe too many of the billionaires were on their space stations when the Cascade started and didn't escape in time? Heh heh.

I think the most important point is that, while literary worlds run on human agency, reality seems to be doing the same work, better, with bad ideas and a diverse plethora of idiots to implement them. I'd strongly suggest going with , reality, if only to demonstrate that, like billionaires, idiocy is an unaffordable luxury too.

Hope this helps.

705:

Maybe too many of the billionaires were on their space stations when the Cascade started and didn't escape in time?

Pleasant though the idea is to contemplate, especially for billionaires that have passed through Canada on their way from the Darkest Continent to America, I doubt that a significant number would put themselves in such an uncomfortable situation.

706:

How small can you make a "useless" SSTO solid fuel rocket, ie. one that can take no more than maybe 10g of payload? It might not be a space agency's first choice of type, but for the different priorities of backyard construction it wins handsomely by its utter simplicity. I think you could make something about 10m long that would have enough wellie to get up there, which is an awkward size but not entirely unmanageable.

Australian Govt: We have a bunch of Zuni[1] rockets that are well past their service life and need to be safely disposed of.

Amateur rocket scientists: We can use those.

Result: https://asri.org.au/project/ssrp/

[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zuni_(rocket)

707:

Pleasant though the idea is to contemplate, especially for billionaires that have passed through Canada on their way from the Darkest Continent to America, I doubt that a significant number would put themselves in such an uncomfortable situation.

Well, yeah. But...SF!

Anyway, a few more ideas, put out for free:

--Post-plastic era. We already know that the plastic pieces in the Great Garbage Patch are the basis of a whole new ecosystem, from vibrio bacteria boring into them to barnacles growing on them. Yes, plastics are a huge, hideous problem now, but given their environmental ubiquity, I expect that, increasingly, microbes and fungi will evolve ways to metabolize them. It's already happening, and practices like mycoremediation and systems like the Garbage Patch are accelerating it. Within coming decades, I expect plastics to go the way of antibiotics, only worse because of the loss of petroleum as a raw stock. So, what do a peri-plastic and post-plastic world look like, where any polymer has a relatively short lifespan?

--Speaking of which, post-antibiotic and post-plastic medicine, and molecular biology.

--The AI enigmas. This is out oF Hot Earth Dreams, and it's the idea that AI is so dependent on hugely complex supply chains and cheap power that the big systems will only be around for a few decades before they become infeasible and fall silent. But in that time, they discover and design all sorts of plot devices, which make subsequent stories possible. A working warp drive, perhaps. Or the equation-based Theory of Everything that yields correct answers to calculations but can't be phrased in words. Or whatever.

--The AI garbagemen. AIs are "tamed" by putting them in charge of landfills. They keep themselves in existence by maintaining and powering themselves with whatever they can get out of the landfill or the garbage stream (e-waste!) or by trading stuff for what they need. This is a commentary on how effing hard it is to get to zero waste, how hard it is to unmake a landfill without moving it somewhere else, and so forth.

--JM Powell's Dark Sky Station (it's part of his patented airship to orbit system, so be careful about directly swiping the entire idea). In event of a Kessler Cascade, space may be denied to us, but stratospheric ballooning is not, and balloons can do many of thee things satellites do. Powell's station is a 5 km wide transit station between airships going to the top of the stratosphere and airships launching from the top of the stratosphere and going to orbit. These middle air stations have many of the potential advantages of space stations, but with gravity and more accessibility. Having a stratospheric facility to launch and service high altitude systems make sense. Alas, they have to be built from plastic and likely lofted with hydrogen.

Have fun!

708:

well, not any more, but a lot of people seem to think that was the initial mo

is zelensky still jonesing to retake bakhmut?

709:

In terms of small, cheap to LEO balloons + small rockets may work better. Right now weather bolloon + helium is relatively affordable but it probably wouldn't be if lots of people started letting the helium escape. But hydrogen is also an option. And people are doing the balloon in (technically) space thing right now.

With the low power electronics floating around ATM you need a heater to keep them running at altitude, which also means that shittier electronics might work and not need the heater. Using an accellerometer to detect the transition from balloon go up to parachute go down shouldn't be too hard, and doing the rocket release+firing is simple enough at that point. The parachute means you have some idea which way everything is pointing and avoids the rocket trying to carry the balloon to orbit.

One idea I have is launching water or something similar that can be exploded into sand, giving both a spread of velocites and a bigger debris cloud. Worst case you have a vapour and all that happens to things that hit it is they slow down due to drag. Well, other worse can is now you have a 20g lump if ice orbiting the planet as it slowly sublimes.

710:

Back to Charlie's tropes.

Has he ever fielded a woobie ( https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheWoobie ) as a protagonist? If not, the iron woobie subtrope might be appropriate (see FitzChivalry Farseer and Harry Dresden as examples of the type).

711:

Pigeon @ 699
Like THIS do you mean? - from "A Grand Day Out" ...

Also, a very unpleasant trope, picking up from the OTHER PART of Charlie's polite request to drop the Ukraine-blaming ....
Putin & his ultra-orthodox-christian cronies seem to have piled on to the revived persecution of anyone not sexually "normal" by their narrow definitions, yes?
There really is a culture war going on here, with "Western Europe" & associated entities, like Canada on one side & the autocracies, irrespective of religion, though many muslim states are piling in on persecuting people, with the USA deeply divided - the majority on the side of Europe, but the antis being very militant & loud-shouting { See also Ron de Saint-Arse }
Remembering how badly anyone not perceived as "Normal" was treated in the period up until the and of the 1960's ... & the determined brainwashing ( Usually christian in this country, of course ) going on.
It's taken 50+ years for that culture-0shift & it ain't over yet - see homophobic hate crimes, yes?

Prospects for the future in this area? Here, Europe, USA, muslim countries?

712:

As I don't watch TV or films, none of your suggestions mean anything to me.

Silkpunk/afropunk: beware the risk of cultural appropriation/treading on other peoples' toes.

Solarpunk: only if I was going to write near future SF (10-100 years out).

713:

How small can you make a "useless" SSTO solid fuel rocket, ie. one that can take no more than maybe 10g of payload?

If all you want is Kessler syndrome you don't even need to make orbit. A plain old V2 with a ton of sand packed around bursting charge in the nose will do the job: get it up high enough to explode in the rough path of something substantial in LEO -- the ISS, say -- and shrapnel will go everywhere. Of course, you have to time it so it hits apogee right in front of the target: putting the sand in orbit gives it longer to hit something. But for shooting at a big-ass target something like a V-2 with GPS for guidance will do just fine. (Yes, I know civilian GPS is limited to subsonic speeds and ATC-controled altitudes by ITAR regulations. But software-directed radio is a thing, you can run SDR on a Raspberry Pi these days, and there are so many navsat systems up there these days that synthesizing an accurate fix at not-legal altitudes and speeds should be do-able in software)

714:

I note from the Wikipedia article you linked the Zuni has a maximum range of 5.9km. Not exactly orbital height, never mind orbital velocity...

715:

Wow. Never heard that one. It's in the "I can't even" range of nuttiness.

It's been made consistently since the 1960s. (Along with the -- much more reasonable -- "reduces the risk of meltdown in event of a reactor accident". If a tokamak only contains a few grams of super-hot plasma at a time, it's not in danger of losing fifty tons of corium if the coolant flow stops.)

716:

It's been made consistently since the 1960s.

Yep. It was the flip from the early 50s of everyone gets free electricity as nuclear will be everywhere to whoops, let's think this through.

717:

I think you could make something about 10m long that would have enough wellie to get up there, which is an awkward size but not entirely unmanageable.

Give that the ASM-135 exists at < 6m and 1100kg I could see something a bit bigger to deal with not having an F15 to launch it from.

Although at 2 stages as designed, a 3 stage unit might be a bit complicated for the mad scientist in the garage to build. Assuming such mad fellow doesn't have a working F15.

718:

The only advantage helium has over hydrogen is safety, and that's largely irrelevant for such uses.

719:

A big advantage for hydrogen in upper atmosphere applications: yes, H2 leaks, but you can scavenge water from the ambient air and crack it to liberate H2 via electrolysis. If you've got a lightweight PV panel to power your avionics/payload, just make it bigger and add an electrolytic cell and you can replenish your lifting gas en route.

The upper atmosphere is pretty dry but you might be able to schedule descents to lower altitude to run a vapour trap overnight, then use daytime power to split the water and ascend back to operational altitude.

720:

Yes. For metereological and spy balloons, that's clearky useful. Moz raised the prospect of a rocket launch platform, where it's almost inevitably a disposable item. But I can't think of a single advantage of helium for ANY purpose except safety!

721:

Yup. And safety is primarily an issue for crewed vehicles (and current-gen space vehicles, which are valued at approximately their own weight in gold bullion -- currently that's $41M/tonne).

722:

If one doesn’t have a working F15 or similar in the (underground, obviously) garage, how can one even mad scientist? Let’s be serious here.

723:

One is breeding and training racoons to operate lathes.

724:

The upper atmosphere is pretty dry but you might be able to schedule descents to lower altitude to run a vapour trap overnight, then use daytime power to split the water and ascend back to operational altitude.

Too much weight, I think. Floating in the stratosphere is an exercise in minimizing density, which means that a crew-carrying station or ship will probably be on order of a kilometer long or larger.

What I'd suggest (following Powell, because he's actually working this out) is to regularly loft supplies like hydrogen from the ground. Powell's ascender (800' long lambda-shaped semi-rigid airship) is good for this. In general, for cargo shipments, you might want an unmanned semi-rigid airship at least 100 m long. It would have an ultra-light carbon fiber truss underneath, with two or more steerable propellers and avionics (like the Chinese spy balloon). On top of that, you want a bunch of hydrogen-filled gas bags (probably made from mylar), piped and valved into a system so that gas can be moved around (pipes are mylar tubes, valves are also big and light. They're for handling low-density gas with good seals). This is surrounded by an outer envelope, possibly filled with nitrogen, possibly carrying thin-film photovoltaics. Its main job is to make the thing aerodynamic. For ballast, put some cylindrical gas bags full of oxygen in the bottom of the main envelope (yes, they do this on occasion, and yes, ballast matters. There's a fun picture of the USS Akron not ballasted and rising vertically from its mooring. Some poor schmuck had to climb up and tie a rope to its tail to bring it level again).

Launch the cargo ship from the ground (lot of work here that I'll ignore). Use wind and propellers to guide it to the station. Do appropriate things to moor it and equalize static charges so that Hindenburg 2: The Stratosphere! doesn't happen. Then take apart the cargo ship. Deflate the gas bags, and transfer the deflated bags to the station (gas bags are mylar balloons that wear out, so new ones are needed. The station is designed so that gas can be moved among gas bags so that bags and other parts can be replaced in flight). Move the oxygen and nitrogen (if in the envelope) to station storage. Offload any other supplies from the cargo ship (now a truss with propellers, onload anything going off the station (waste, work products, folded up envelope, whatever), and drop it to parachute to the appropriate drop zone. Parachuting cargo from the stratosphere turns out to be easy: you put the parachute in a specially designed basket on the outside of the craft. When the wind from falling gets strong enough, it blows the parachute out of the basket and deploys it. No other moving parts.

Fussy, but that's the fun of airships. In real life, aerostats are all about minimizing weight, which means everything tends to be minimalist, far more than other aeronautic or astronautic systems.

725:

Just thinking about it, a station in the upper stratosphere has great atmospherics (not sorry!) for certain kinds of stories, especially if it's there because a Kessler Cascade is keeping anything from surviving much higher. Just think: the daytime sky overhead is black, the Earth is below, with layers of blue sky visible on the horizon and clouds tiny below you. Shooting stars (junk from the Cascade) are regularly visible all around. And you're in a huge polyethylene and mylar contraption, floating as high as anyone can now go.

Hope you like the company.

Seems like a good setting for a solarpunk adaptation of some Agatha Christie. Murder on the Orient Express, perhaps? Or better yet, And Then There Were None.

726:

Tellurian wanderer? Think Johnny Appleseed, and you get Johnny Gardenseed.

727:

Charlie, please forgive me, but I do want to try to explain briefly what I'm thinking.

What does a closed timelike loop mean? Your description sees the ftl ship moving backwards in time... and staying backwards, that when it gets to its destination, it's gone forward in space, and backwards in time. Mine is that as it slows down towards c, it starts coming back to t-0. When it goes below c... it returns to t-0+x

728:

Kessler Cascades - why catch the rubble? Why not put up a large chunk of ice? Let the crap hit it, and lose velocity. Extra goodness is that you get steam... and rubble hitting that loses v as well.

729:

ARGH! I hit submit, and then I had a story: a ship going out to Saturn's rings, and directing a few icebergs to hit LEO, and clean it out.

730:

AFAICT even if it does, it's self-limiting: it relies on the coils to generate the magnetic field to contain and fuse the plasma, and any mass big enough to escape will inevitably damage the coils to the point where they won't sustain the reaction.

731:

Greg Tingey @ 617:

John S
I too, have started using more cabbages { And, therefore, have started growing some for future use } ...
FERMENTED foods: specifically Sauerkraut, Kimchi & the room-temperature-fermented milk/cream product - Kefir.

I'm still working on getting the kitchen in my new house properly set up. I have one new set of cabinets & will be installing a set of base cabinets & counter as soon as I can get an electrician out here to install counter outlets (adding a new circuit). I figure it's easier (and less costly) to have the electrical done before I put in the new base cabinets & counter top.

I have the skill set to do the electrical myself, but at my age I'd rather pay someone younger to do the necessary crawling around under the house.

I bought a high-cube 40' shipping container. It should be delivered this week. Purchased locally so I had a chance to inspect it before I purchased it. That will give me the storage space I lost when I sold my house. This place is about 2/3 the square footage of my old place and doesn't have a basement.

Most of my experience with fermenting foods has been with stuff that sits in the back of the refrigerator for too long. I'm not really ready to deliberately ferment foods; don't have proper facilities to do it safely.

I got the recipe for Southern Fried Cabbage from a YouTube video I was watching because I had to stay awake, but I couldn't get too involved with anything. I was having to get up every 15 minutes to go drink more "antifreeze" for colonoscopy prep and needed something to take my mind off of what was going on at the other end.

732:

RE: the economics of space colonization.

As much I would wish otherwise, there is just no financial, scientific or defense justification for a large sustained human presence in space. Defensive spy sats, weather and comsats, robot planetary rovers and orbital probes do the job just fine. No human need apply. From a purely "bean counter" point of view, even the international space station is already a white elephant.

Fortunately life isn't about bean counting, or even solely about maximizing profit. The spirit, elan and morale of a society are at least as important as its material wealth, perhaps more important. I'm old enough to remember being thrilled by blurry black and white, live TV images of men walking on the moon. Apollo was primarily about non material things like national pride, prestige and patriotism. However as the world becomes closer and borders blur, such chest thumping patriotism may go out of fashion, and won't provide the impetus for further efforts in space. Maybe Chinese taikonauts will provide the same goad as Russian cosmonauts, but more likely future space missions will be multi-national, cooperative efforts.

In its mystical aspect Apollo embodied the spirit of its age. Every so often in history, a civilization rises up and uses its accumulated economic surplus to create something which has no practical value (from a bean counter's point of view) yet is absolutely essential to the morale and spirit of its people. The Egyptian pyramids and Gothic cathedrals are two examples. The Saturn V rocket in many ways was our Notre Dame or St. Peter's. IMHO we have lately become so mono-fixated on economics that we have forgotten that it is the intangibles which make a civilization great. "Without a vision, the people perish" — I believe both secular humanists and devout theists can agree on that.

A comparison between the Saturn V rocket and the Gothic cathedrals or Egyptian pyramids is an apt analogy. Perhaps, just perhaps, religious faith might provide the necessary spark for a renewed effort in space and not just because many Apollo astronauts experienced a profound religious awakening while in space and on the moon.

So why not a "faith based" space program? How about founding another "shining city on a hill", this time on the Moon. Why not "touch the face of God" from orbit? How about a "new Jerusalem" on Mars, free from the corruption and immorality of the Old World? As crazy as this may sound, we made need to harness the same motivation which built the cathedrals and pyramids to send humans back into space.

Since there may be no rational reason for man in space, we may need an irrational reason.

733:

P.S. Best SF example of a religious based space program: the Mormon Nauvoo/Behemoth starship in "The Expanse" series.

There being no rational or economic reason to colonize Tau Ceti, the Mormons provide an irrational one.

734:

P.P.S Rationality is over rated.

735:

Charlie Stross @ 718:

A big advantage for hydrogen in upper atmosphere applications: yes, H2 leaks, but you can scavenge water from the ambient air and crack it to liberate H2 via electrolysis. If you've got a lightweight PV panel to power your avionics/payload, just make it bigger and add an electrolytic cell and you can replenish your lifting gas en route.

The upper atmosphere is pretty dry but you might be able to schedule descents to lower altitude to run a vapour trap overnight, then use daytime power to split the water and ascend back to operational altitude./

If you don't need a lot of water, you might not even have to descend. Just dangle your vapor trap on a string. Hmmm, run the string over a pulley & use alternating vapor traps, dangling one while you suck the other dry.

736:

.. What if it was? I'm now trying to think of some reason for Radio Astronomy to suddenly be worth Oceans Of Money. SETI for fun and profit?

Picking up Galactic Public News Broadcasts (Deeply outdated) turns into a good chunk of earth entertainment / gets mined for research.

Or more extreme:

The solar system turns out to be littered through with Ancient Von Neuman machines in hibernation mode and if you can spot a heart beat signal and wake it up an actual full scale alien hypertech factory will show up and make itself useful. Wont make further copies, due to iron clad protocols against runaway replication, but it will make, oh, hospitals. Power plants. Cities.

737:

Why space colonization> If nothing else, as one of my t-shirts reads, "asteroids are nature's way of asking 'so, how's that space program going?'"

738:

"asteroids are nature's way of asking 'so, how's that space program going?'"

First, like every other space activity DP listed in #731, asteroid deflection should be done with minimal involvement of fragile bags of protein. Or better yet, without any.

And second, if you are serious about protecting human civilization from asteroids, you should be building vaults and shelters here on Earth, not on Mars. If a K-T impactor hit tomorrow, Earth would still be far more hospitable than Mars.

739:

This has been done to death, starting with Heinlein.

Setting aside the absurdity of growing food on Ganymede[1] because Earth is too overpopulated to feed itself, the logical progression of events in "Farmer in the Sky" would eventually put a stop to space colonization, but Heinlein could not allow it, and had to pull a huge rabbit out of a hat (the alien relics).

Same thing with "The Man Who Sold The Moon": The plot is essentially a giant con job, and then a deus ex machina makes it a not-con -- there really are diamonds on the Moon.

In short, Heinlein really really wanted to see humans colonize space, specifically colonize it in the manner of (fictional) Wild West, and had to come up with completely implausible justifications for it.

[1] Or on the Moon, in "The Moon is a Harsh Mistress"

740:

The problem is that Heinlein used the wrong model for colonization.

The best one is Polynesian. They have a birth-order ranked society, so the king is the eldest scion of the eldest documented line, right down to the youngest child of the youngest line, although below a certain limit in practice, people stopped caring.

Often it was the lower echelon of the high-ranking clans who built boats and followed the golden plovers over the horizon. They had the rank and people to get a boat built and crewed, and suboptimal prospects at home.

If we did that here, Brazilians, Nigerians, and Indonesians would be heading for the stars, while American investors bought up the property they abandoned on Earth.

741:

I agree that if you solved the cost-to-orbit problem to the point where shipping live animals up made sense, the obvious places to look would be Bangladesh, India, China and Russia. Educated countries with large numbers of engineers, doctors etc as well as skilled trades. But also low wages and widespread poverty. You'd want to pick your lingua franca carefully, and might benefit from using a synthetic one, or follow Indonesia and use an old-empire one rather than a current-empire one. Persian, perhaps :)

It would also be interesting to see large solar arrays parked at Lagrange points for zero-gravity bulk processing operations with minimal tidal effects on large structures (because if you're doing this we're in the 100's of kilometres scale), and if you're doing that why not use the Earth-Sun point and shade the Earth a bit while you're at it?

This would all produce political conniptions at the state level with the platerary government(s). I leave speculations there to the experts.

742:

And second, if you are serious about protecting human civilization from asteroids, you should be building vaults and shelters here on Earth, not on Mars. If a K-T impactor hit tomorrow, Earth would still be far more hospitable than Mars.

This is so true. I'm also amazed that people are seriously considering colonizing Mars before Antartica (again, far more hospitable than Mars) or the deep ocean floor (arguably only a little more hospitable than Mars, but definitely easier to reach).

743:

Charlie's right, this isn't the place to discuss physics in any kind of detail. May I suggest Stackexchange or Physics Forums as good places to ask about closed timelike curves, which are a standard topic in relativity.

744:

if you are serious about protecting human civilization from asteroids, you should be building vaults and shelters here on Earth, not on Mars. If a K-T impactor hit tomorrow, Earth would still be far more hospitable than Mars.

But then certain Afrikaner/Canadian techbros wouldn't get to be king… :-/

745:

Charlie's right, this isn't the place to discuss physics in any kind of detail.

We could make it a drinking game. Every time someone mentions advanced physics they buy Charlie a drink. We'd just need a way of wiring money to his favourite pub… :-)

746:

And a way of treating the resulting alcohol poisoning.

Or just a way to explain why he's drinking hundreds of shots of fruit juice or whatever it is we buy him when we have these outbreaks.

747:

But then certain Afrikaner/Canadian techbros wouldn't get to be king… :-/

King under the Mountain?

I suspect Musk wants to go to Mars because the billionaire's Secret Underground Lair has become such a cliche that there's a whole niche industry building the things. Trolls building tunnels, in a real way.

Otherwise, you're right. The lack of Elontowns in all the harbors along the Northwest Passage shows that he's really not serious about mastering building in extreme cold. Even when it's more profitable than Boring.

748:

Re: Solarpunk.

Interesting, only slightly cranky article in Low Tech magazine about direct solar power, where things only get powered (and used) when the sun shines, with battery storage minimized.

https://solar.lowtechmagazine.com/2023/08/direct-solar-power-off-grid-without-batteries/

This is the norm in many (poor) places, and I suspect it will spread as conditions worsen. Doing it thoughtfully will be a bit of an art form, I suspect.

749:

Interesting article.

I found it also interesting that he didn't mention the big battery in the first picture.

Also he talks about the safety of low voltage but doesn't really address how that creates other issues in terms of current draw and wire sizes in various devices. There's a reason that autos dropped 6v systems long ago. At least in the US.

Yes this could be useful. But only in a crisis kind of way. Most people would have to start freezing and going hungry before they'd adopt such a setup.

I think we're going to need batteries. Or some form of energy storage.

Also, isn't Barcelona a bit "bright"? And warm? Compared to a lot of places?

750:

... and way(s) of treating electrolyte and/or vitamin poisoning from all those fruit shots (and/or bottles of mineral water). ;-)

751:

He's diabetic, fruit juice might kill him even faster than alcohol.

OTOH, you can lead an author to a pub but you can't make them drink.

752:

It's high time cosy fantasy got the piss taken out of it. Perhaps a story where someone tries to open a coffeeshop in Lankhmar and accidentally becomes Dark Spider Queen on the way?

Rereading Alfred Bester recently, I was stuck by the massively socially regressive effects of teleportation-at-will. Is it with doing a skewed take on that?

Given your LGBTQ+ interests, maybe a take on massively gendered change/catastrophe (Y: The Last Man, Manhunt, The Power)

753:

I'm sorry, articles like that annoy me. They were great and exciting in the 1970's, per the graphic theme of that thing, but today there are literally millions of people doing what that author is doing.

Modern articles are often, as in this case, a display of ignorance based on the premise that the author alone knows or cares about the topic. Which grates.

Let's start with a quibble: the term 'direct solar' is engineering jargon that's leaked into the wider renewable energy community, used to mean systems without batteries. But this author has decided that it means what everyone else calls off-grid. Or possibly DC-only, it's hard to tell.

He has a whole lot of similar basic errors through the article but you lot don't need to see my rant.

754:

John S
For Sauerkraut & Kimchi, all you need is a tapering bowl & (a graduated set of) plates or saucers that will fit into it at different levels. And a suitable weight to put on said plates.
Shred cabbage & any other veg you are using, grind up any herbs/spices you are putting in, scatter PURE salt ( No additives at all ... ) over that lot, press down HARD into receiver, cover with plates, with only the tiniest amount of rim showing, add weight(s).
Overnight, the mixture will generate liquid brine solution.
Transfer to tallish parallel-sided jar, compress, again, cover with sacrificial cabbage leaf & recompress, using a smaller jar, or - sometimes - a whisky shot-glass. Allow to fester for a couple of days.
Put tight-fitting lid on, stand on plate & "burp" it twice a day. { It WILL fizz & spill a little }
Bingo: Sauerkraut ...=>... => Kimchi.

Kefir: Never mind Kefir "grains" - just buy some live kefir, find a large glass jar to keep the finished product in the fridge - it keeps almost for ever, because it's alive, & also, as a suitable container to brew the kefir in - I find a traditional gravy separator is v. good, because you can easily separate the whey, which forms at the bottom, from the kefir, floating on top.
Put starter-kefir in brewing vessel ( The separator in my case ) add milk or single cream or a mixture of those, stir well. Cover to keep fruit-flies off, leave for 48 hours at room temperature.
The live kefir curd will separate upwards & the whey will appear at the bottom. Use the separator, as designed, pouring the whey off & transfer 75-85% of the new kefir to the storage jar, add fresh milk/cream to the brewing vessel.
Rinse & repeat.

P.S. Charlie ...
I asked a question in # 710 - any answers, or isn't it important?

755:

https://theconversation.com/finding-a-live-brain-worm-is-rare-4-ways-to-protect-yourself-from-more-common-parasites-212437

BRAIN WORMS!!!

In Australia, naturally.

News reports this morning describe how shocked doctors removed a live worm from a woman’s brain in a Canberra hospital last year. The woman had previously been admitted to hospital with stomach symptoms, dry cough and night sweats and months later experienced depression and forgetfulness that led to a brain scan.

In the case study published in Emerging Infectious Diseases journal, doctors describe removing the live 8cm-long nematode (roundworm) from the brain of the 64-year-old woman who was immunosuppressed. The worm was identified as O. robertsi which is native to Australia, where it lives on carpet pythons. The woman may have come into contact with worm eggs via snake faeces while foraging for Warrigal greens to eat.

757:

Usually. However, we tried some that, for some reason, did not collect the usual fungi and bacteria, did not produce gas and went foul before it became acid. The reason that such things work is that bacteria like Acetobacter and Lactobacter and fungi like Saccharomyces generate acids and alcohol that discourage 'rotting' bacteria. But that doesn't always happen ....

758:

750 - Good point well made Moz.

751 - Er, Fritz Leiber died in 1992, so Lankhmar will still be copyright. Also, I can't find it, but I've read that plot with an orc as the coffee shop owner.

759:

"The main likely useful resource on the Moon is radio silence"

...which leads to leads to the tropes of scientists vs. world governments and advanced civilisations in very tenuous contact.

Suppose the use of the radio silence is not astronomy but SETI, the chance to chat slowly and laggardly with some ETs say 10 l.y. away. Which all chugs along nicely until the government funding start to run down, at which point the Terrans ask the ETs for help on staying in contact. The ETs suggest $(WIERD THING) which the Terran scientists do and it causes $(REALLY EXTREME THING), about which the Terrans ask for more and urgent help; but there's a 20-year lag in the conversation...

761:

Guy Rixon
until the government funding starts to run down ...... Like this US insanity, you mean?
Meanwhile, our wonderful tory misgovernment are planning for more shit in the rivers - how nice.

762:

That's the fellow!

763:

The definition of a closed timelike curve is pretty trivial; all it is is a trajectory that returns to its original position in both space and time. The issues come with its consequences.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Closed_timelike_curve

764:

Charlie noted [718]: "The upper atmosphere is pretty dry but you might be able to schedule descents to lower altitude to run a vapour trap overnight, then use daytime power to split the water and ascend back to operational altitude."

It makes for an interesting (biopunk?) analogy with the daily migrations of plankton from the depths towards the surface and back again (https://www.nature.com/scitable/blog/saltwater-science/what_makes_plankton_migrate/). Might not work for physics-based SF, but could be an interesting story environment in (say) the habitable (liquid water) zone of Venus's atmosphere.

JohnS added [734}: "If you don't need a lot of water, you might not even have to descend. Just dangle your vapor trap on a string."

Interestingly, extending such a "string" (conducting wire, actually) in Earth's magnetic field can generate a current. But it's not going to work for a cable that is entirely or mostly within the atmosphere: the drag on the cable would bring down the platform it's attached to. The main problem is likely to be the length of the cable required to generate sufficient current.

765:

Might not work for physics-based SF, but could be an interesting story environment in (say) the habitable (liquid water) zone of Venus's atmosphere.

AFAIK there's almost no water (or hydrogen) in Venus' atmosphere. You can crack the sulfuric acid for oxygen but water will be a problem -- probably best imported from elsewhere in the form of long-chain alkanes (solid wax/paraffin, lots of hydrogen and some spare carbons).

766:

Sounds like pratchett and ahnk morpork

"We all know what happened to Mr Hong when he opened the Three Jolly Luck Take-Away Fish Bar on the site of the old fish-god temple in Dagon Street on the night of the full moon, don’t we…?"

767:

Yes, exactly like the American case you cite, except that the run-down has to be long enough for a round-trip panic-request to the ETs. Probably longer than any lead time on political shafting.

An alternate version of the idea has the ETs pitching $(WEIRD THING) successfully to the Terran governments, but with only half the manual, 2nd half to follow (bandwidth issues). Then the governments kill the SETI station and are SOL when $(WEIRD THING) causes an OCP.

Re housing and rivers, surely the real problem is not lack of houses but the price of houses? I.e. it's not a scarcity issue outside London (and Cambridge and maybe Edinburgh). New build doesn't drop the average price much because homeowners won't sell at a massive loss.

768:

The sub-set of Stross fiction I've read is almost all in crapsack settings. How about something set in a consensus utopia, but with disaffected protagonists fretting and raging against the bits they don't like; and breaking things massively?

Iron Sunrise is something like that, but the fretting and raging has gone far enough that the setting became another crapsack before the story opens.

For extra points, and plot pressure, deny the protagonists a fringe zone where they can let off steam in a sub-utopia. More like Against a Dark Background than the Culture cycle.

769:

This talk of the upper atmosphere reminded me of this rather nice SF anthology. Good stories, and it's free:

https://csi.asu.edu/books/overview/

770:

Rereading Alfred Bester recently, I was stuck by the massively socially regressive effects of teleportation-at-will.

Can you elaborate on this? What are the socially regressive effects of teleportation-at-will?

771:

Or, for a real classic, the Horror of the Heights :-)

772:

I can't help thinking that $(REALLY_EXTREME_THING) is plutonium 186.

773:

Or helium. As some physicist wags first said when Venus's atmospheric composition took everyone by surprise "Where have all the (H)atoms gone?"

774:

Extreme globalisation, leading to outrageous exploitation of labour.

Intense exposure to crime, except for those rich enough to protect their properties with mazes and to hire private armies.

Impossibility of normal imprisonment, leading to functional prisons being pitch-black, underground oubliettes, primed for suicide by un-aimed teleport. Non-prison sentences generally involve crude lobotomy.

775:

AFAIK there's almost no water (or hydrogen) in Venus' atmosphere. You can crack the sulfuric acid for oxygen but water will be a problem -- probably best imported from elsewhere in the form of long-chain alkanes (solid wax/paraffin, lots of hydrogen and some spare carbons).

Sulfuric acid without hydrogen? I know even less chemistry than I thought I did...

776:

Yes, the problem is the price of houses, both to own and consequentially to rent. Thanks again to Thatcher for thinking that it would be a really good idea to get the ordinary residential person madly into the delusion that it's really great for your house to be a horribly expensive burden because you can then use it to pretend you're some kind of stock market tycoon or something and stop noticing that you're spending all this money. Of course the only people who get anything out of this are the ones who receive all this money, ie. the mortgage outfits and the outfits chucking up crappy little boxes in flood plains and places that used to be nice while letting someone else worry about where everyone's shit ends up.

777:

H2SO4 -> SO3 + H2O.

Of course, it really really doesn't want to. Indeed it's kind of famous for it. But if you can get there in a condition to be worried about that in the first place, you probably aren't going to be worrying all that much.

Meanwhile, hydrocarbons in space are most likely going to be brought back here for people to set fire to.

778:

Ah, I see.

What you described presumes two things:

  • Everyone (and your prisoner example means it is truly EVERYONE) can teleport with no devices of any kind, just by thinking about it.

  • This ability arrived suddenly and was imposed on top of the current society.

  • I suspect such thing would be actually MORE disruptive than you describe, and would quickly lead to human extinction as some End Times cult broke into smallpox labs (or something similar). Transfer booths in Larry Niven stories are nowhere near as potent, and their disruptive effects would be more along the lines you listed.

    779:

    You are unfairly blaming Thatcher. Wilson introduced mortgage interest relief as a one year measure to increase home ownership and then made it permanent. A very, very few pundits (and people like me) thought that it was a bad idea because it would risk a Ponzi scheme as, of course, it created.

    Yes, Thatcher introduced the utterly reprehensible "right to buy" scheme and forbid councils for putting the money back into housing, but she wasn't responsible for starting that. And she did, at least, squash the tax subsidies, but the Ponzi scheme was already self-sustaining.

    780:

    It makes for an interesting (biopunk?) analogy with the daily migrations of plankton from the depths towards the surface and back again (https://www.nature.com/scitable/blog/saltwater-science/what_makes_plankton_migrate/). Might not work for physics-based SF, but could be an interesting story environment in (say) the habitable (liquid water) zone of Venus's atmosphere.

    Just a note: there's a little field called aerobiology. You probably know them by the pollen and spore counts they produce for the weather reports.

    There's a lot of life in the troposphere, most of it passing through on the way to somewhere else. A few birds (swifts, frigates, terns) come pretty close to living in the troposphere, but they have to land to breed. Off hand, I don't know of any organism that completes its lifecycle entirely in the air. For bacteria to pull off the trick, they'd have to grow and replicate in water droplets before the droplets rained out. A droplet is enough volume for this to happen. Getting all the nutrients into the droplet to allow replication is the hard part.

    There are bacteria in the stratosphere. Whether they're metabolically active or dormant is unknown. Given the dryness and subfreezing temperatures, my bet is that they're dormant (in anhydrobiosis, which is a really fun thing to look up). Still, if anyone launches an aerostatic station into the stratosphere, I'm pretty sure that there will be aerobiology sampling devices on board, and likely an aerobiologist to run them and a lab. Biological samples are among the work products I'd imagine the station would regularly send back down.

    Yes, I've played with trying to imagine realistic aerial ecosystems that are more elaborate than what we have on Earth. Feeding a breeding population of horrors in the upper troposphere, let alone in the stratosphere, is a nontrivial challenge.

    781:

    "Impossibility of normal imprisonment, leading to functional prisons being pitch-black, underground oubliettes, primed for suicide by un-aimed teleport."

    So over time the ground surrounding them becomes packed with compressed people who missed? (It more or less has to, because the alternative would be that if you miss it takes out multiple square miles of the surrounding area, and instead of as a universal means of transport teleportation gets treated like nukes only more severely.)

    Only it turns out that they're not really dead, they're in a condition of Forlorn Encystment. And when the density of FEs reaches some critical value it destabilises things and they all start popping out again. So you get something like an instant zombie army, only they're not dead but they are insane and they are also really really pissed off.

    782:

    Bester (in The Stars My Destination a.k.a Tiger, Tiger) does indeed postulate that teleportation is at will and available to almost everybody. The ability arrives unexpectedly to a society that is already interplanetary, and spreads over a couple of generations. Teleportation is limited to single planets. The teleporting society is nasty and viscous, but IIRC, Bester presumes that teleportation is only amplifying the underlying nastiness. It's built on mid-20th-century society with all the brutalism that implies. There's also an interplanetary war going on and all governments are scared to the point of reflexive cruelty.

    783:

    How about something set in a consensus utopia, but with disaffected protagonists fretting and raging against the bits they don't like; and breaking things massively?

    As it happens I have lately finished a rewrite of a space opera I've been poking at since 2016. And while it's largely crapsack settings with awful things happening, our protagonists are from a post-scarcity subculture tucked away in one corner of that universe.

    Here they've just moved aboard a badly damaged merchant cruiser. This is their idea of "roughing it":

    While the medical suite worked on repairing its passengers, the cruiser's printer worked to remanufacture their quarters. The flight deck has been digested and downsized from multiple crew stations to a snug two-person cockpit. The Director's suite is available: but the other crew quarters are too badly contaminated to recycle. Eventually the Kanno Sugako gives up—traces of the bioweapon are still showing up even after five deep clean cycles—and dumps the pods overboard.

    Shinies like to take their creature comforts with them when they are forced to travel away from home, but how will they manage without a spa, a climbing wall, a choice of six ornamental gardens, and a pleasure dome? Verdandi and her traveling companion will have to rough it with only one luxury nesting suite, three bathrooms, a rec lounge, a galley, a solarium, and a hot tub between them-most of the simple pleasures of ordinary on-board existence have had to go. At least the Kanno Sugako now has a working life support system that can scrub the stench of stale farts from the air, fabricate clean clothing, and feed them no fewer than a hundred different styles of dry-fried tofu cooked with edible fungus and dwarf rice.

    784:

    Sorry, not much sulfuric acid: it's mostly SO3 and hangers-on. Getting at what hydrogen atoms are there is problematic.

    785:

    Everyone (and your prisoner example means it is truly EVERYONE) can teleport with no devices of any kind, just by thinking about it.

    That was the premise of Bester's novel, IIRC.

    786:

    Bester's version was a "blue jaunte" where somebody teleports out of the prison massif into empty air and then explodes (gibbing rather than nuking). Your version is more interesting. I don't think Bester worked out the details beyond "it's ghastly".

    787:

    Glamping in spaaaace. Love it.

    788:

    "I should point out that this more or less requires FTL, as it’s starting to look like the distance between habitable systems is likely on order of 50-500 light years, at least so far. "

    That matches the Alliance-Union universe where the "Hinder stars" have no HZ planets for ~50 l.y. out from Earth and then one gets to Pell's World. All the early colonists are on stations orbiting in vacuum. But the Hinder-Stars stations are abandoned after FTL is introduced.

    If you were going to live in a tin shell, or a hollow asteroid, would you bother emigrating?

    789:

    "Impossibility of normal imprisonment, leading to functional prisons being pitch-black, underground oubliettes, primed for suicide by un-aimed teleport."

    Hmmm. I think we can do better than that. Implants are the way to go, I think, and I've come up with a few possibilities.

    Basically, you want something that's triggered by geofence: if the implanted device can't detect that it's within the volume of the prison, it triggers. Probably need 2-3 implants for redundancy. They'd need to be regularly tested, and if someone fails a test, you don't want them jaunting to freedom.

    So what does the implant deploy? Well, my first thought was a taser, but that's a big battery or three, and we want something that doesn't cause a heart attack if it misfires.

    My second thought was a poison of some sort, perhaps the kind that requires a daily antidote if such exists. But what do you do when the prisoner needs to go free?

    My third thought was dropping wires into the brain's hedonic centers, but prison and brain surgery don't mix well, and you've got to take it out when you release them. And reinstall it if they come back...

    So I settled on hallucinogens. 5-MeO-DMT (toad venom), perhaps, or LSD. with each implant tested monthly. Perhaps for security reasons, every time the implants gets refilled, it's with a different cocktail of drugs. No point in making it easy to adapt to being dosed.

    If a prisoner jaunts, they get all of the toad venom, LSD or whatever, in a series of heroic, repeated doses, while the implant screams their location to the web. My assumption is that it will be hard for a prisoner to jaunt while they're tripping balls, and given the amount of adrenaline in their systems from trying to escape, they probably won't be having fun trips, either.

    On the good side, perhaps the prisons can combine monthly implant checks with therapy sessions, to help make the prisoners amenable to functioning as citizens again. It's a nice thought anyway.

    790:

    So, what would happen if a comet, mostly ice, hit Venus?

    791:

    Fine. Go back to living in caves here on Earth, in luxury cave condos.

    I WANT OFF THIS PLANET. I want to me real aliens, so we can actually get another view of reality, among other things.

    792:

    Re: 778

    What? Thatcher didn't start Right to Buy? or did you mean the whole Ponzi scheme?

    When you look at Parliament now, its worth remembering that the Conservatives in power were brought up under Thatcher's regime. Which kind of explains why they lack any morals and are a bit thick. 3 terms of "greed is good" broke the post war agreement.

    All they have to do is keep setting up groups of the population (or outsiders) for each day's 5 minute hate and everything works fine for them.

    793:

    I WANT OFF THIS PLANET. I want to meet real aliens, so we can actually get another view of reality, among other things.

    So talk with your gastrointestinal tract. It has a really alien understanding of the reality you two share.

    I'm guessing you want to interact with something with a worldview less alien than your GI tract or immune system has?

    794:

    a) That already interacts with me, and in a way attuned to this world. b) Other than my personal health, it has nothing to say about the universe.

    795:

    Charlie a hundred different styles of dry-fried tofu .... BLECH / VOMIT
    That, on its own is totally crapsack enough!

    796:

    Fine. Go back to living in caves here on Earth, in luxury cave condos.

    I WANT OFF THIS PLANET. I want to me real aliens, so we can actually get another view of reality, among other things.

    What, so you can live in luxury cave condos on Mars instead? :)

    There's a whole bunch of things we'd all really like to have. Unfortunately, the universe seems not respond to our wishes.

    797:

    End of discussion, since your instant assumption is that I'm a Dilbert Musker, rather than someone who thinks the solar system isn't enough.

    GFU.

    798:

    Exactly, thanks for stepping in.

    Worth noting as well that the rise in exposure to crime from universal teleportation leads to a regression in gender roles even by the standards of 50s SF. Wealthy women women retreat to a closeted seraglio and regular Janes run the risk of anyone who so much as glances through their window being able to teleport indoors at will.

    It strikes me as a much more interesting thought experiment than The Demolished Man, if only because it makes a change from the psychic power stories that were assured publication.

    799:

    a) That already interacts with me, and in a way attuned to this world. b) Other than my personal health, it has nothing to say about the universe.

    Hmmm. Various mystical traditions hold that the macrocosmos is in the microcosmos, and vice versa. As above, so below, sort of thing. They're always cagey about just this means. On that basis, I'd suggest it's at least possible that your immune system has a lot to tell you about the nature of the larger universe around you. If you can figure out how to yarn with it.

    And how do you figure out how to yarn with your immune system about As Above, So Below? I'm not sure (not my Mystery, not my monkeys), but I'd suggest as a first step maybe reading up on immunology while consulting your pineal gland. What could possibly go wrong?*

    *just realized that has five words. Fnord.

    800:

    Well, they could be working with peanuts and cricket meal.

    Crunchy.

    801:

    Worth noting as well that the rise in exposure to crime from universal teleportation leads to a regression in gender roles even by the standards of 50s SF... It strikes me as a much more interesting thought experiment

    I am afraid that if you take this thought experiment to its logical conclusion (which Alfred Bester evidently did not), it stops being interesting. Out of 8 billion humans, there are at least several thousands (possibly over a million) who really honestly believe that human species must be exterminated. Some of them quite intelligent and rational in other respects, and knowledgeable about things like Biohazard facilities. Once they can teleport at will, Homo sapiens has a few months left at best.

    Here is a more interesting IMO thought experiment: Suppose this instant teleportation has been an inherent property of our species since Paleolithic. Nobody remembers a time when we COULD NOT teleport, not even in the oldest legends. How would civilization have developed?

    802:

    Here is a more interesting IMO thought experiment: Suppose this instant teleportation has been an inherent property of our species since Paleolithic. Nobody remembers a time when we COULD NOT teleport, not even in the oldest legends. How would civilization have developed?

    How do you compel labor out of someone who could teleport? Hunting would be easier too. Bottom line, I'm not sure you could get civilization out of this setup. I'm also not sure how teleporting tots survive the terrible twos and threes, for that matter. Sounds like a bad combination.

    803:

    C'mon, guys. Teleportation has the same problem as telekinesis -- the energy budget is all wrong. Unless there's extensive surgical implantation of machinery which draws on mysterious super energy sources to power the trip.

    804:
    that I'm a Dilbert Musker, rather than someone who thinks the solar system isn't enough

    A definition of terms, please? Like, is this a distinction that contains any actual difference?

    805:

    But Bester did go there: a major piece of the plot is about WMD getting loose. You really need to read the book.

    TL;DR: in the Besterverse, nobody can jaunte to or from a place they haven't seen, so things can be guarded by keeping them out of sight and strictly controlling access. But if greed leads somebody to take those things out of their place of safety then all bets are off.

    Civilisation in the case of ancestral teleportation: one effect AFAICS is that nobody can defend territory against intrusion, so territorial wars either don't happen or are very different. Everything is common land except the homes of the ruling class, which are hidden and guarded. Rulers tend to disappear from common view. This might lead to a more sharing society, and it might de-emphasis personal possessions, since anything not hidden can trivially be stolen.

    Also: probably no space programme, because no earlier need for aircraft.

    806:

    Kessler Cascade

    Is there a term for a similar things about computer / Internet security?

    I read these two articles over the last few days.

    This one is about a proposal that tech companies could be told to NOT release security updates if the break exploits being used by UK inteligence agencies. https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2023/jul/20/uk-surveillance-law-changes-could-force-apple-to-withdraw-security-features

    Then there is this one:

    https://arstechnica.com/security/2023/08/cybersecurity-experts-say-the-west-has-failed-to-learn-lessons-from-ukraine/

    Skip down to the text "At a bar at the conference," and read the two short paragraphs.

    If things get "out of hand" can they be brought back "in hand"?

    Can the Internet as it exists today be cold started?

    808:

    Heteromeles @ 746:

    But then certain Afrikaner/Canadian techbros wouldn't get to be king… :-/

    King under the Mountain?

    I suspect Musk wants to go to Mars because the billionaire's Secret Underground Lair has become such a cliche that there's a whole niche industry building the things. Trolls building tunnels, in a real way.

    Otherwise, you're right. The lack of Elontowns in all the harbors along the Northwest Passage shows that he's really not serious about mastering building in extreme cold. Even when it's more profitable than Boring.

    Thing is, I think he was on to something with the Boring Company. His ideas in that direction simply were not grandiose enough.

    We should be placing a lot of our transportation infrastructure underground. It's the perfect place to put high-speed rail. I still think the way out of the individual automobile trap we've gotten ourselves into is regional & transcontinental underground trains that you can drive onto and off of like the Channel Tunnel. (Maybe not THE way out, but a step in the right direction?)

    I have a vision of being able to drive to Charlotte and park on a train that takes me to Chicago or St Louis where I could transfer to another train that would take me on out to the west coast ... where I wouldn't need to rent a car to visit the National Parks or other places of interest.

    Plus put the whole damn thing underground where there are no grade crossings where idiots can stop on the tracks. And power the whole damn thing electrically using Solar, Wind, Tidal ... even Nuclear. Hell, I might even buy an ELECTRIC vehicle I could charge while on the train.

    Chicago because it's the traditional transportation hub in the mid-west & St Louis because in my minds eye, it's the largest metro area in the CENTER of the country ... Charlotte because I doubt they'd want to put more than one in North Carolina and Charlotte IS the real center of commerce in NC ... it would be more accessible for NC to put it up in the Greensboro-TRIAD area.

    I think something similar to the original Interstate Highway proposal that linked major centers of commerce through secondary centers to tie the country together economically. Maybe something like hub & spoke the way the airlines do.

    I know this ain't gonna' happen, but IF IT DID, it would be beneficial in a number of ways.

    Plus, if the Federal Government built it, THEY would own the rails and it would be open to use by everyone ... subject to the same kind of controls the FAA imposes on air traffic today. The only difference is there would be no equivalent to flying VFR without filing a flight plan ...

    809:

    How do you compel labor out of someone who could teleport? Hunting would be easier too. Bottom line, I'm not sure you could get civilization out of this setup.

    My merchant princes series took an adjacent capability -- world-walking to a parallel universe -- and I couldn't figure out how to make it work at first without nasty medical side-effects (to stop world-walkers using their ability too frequently).

    By the second series I wanted frequent-jaunting folks, but that's in a technologically advanced surveillance society with ubiquitous facial recognition and biometrics for tracking, so the limitations are externally imposed.

    810:

    Houses probably follow the Greek/Roman/Middle Eastern pattern: high outer wall pierced only by the doorway, an inner shaded walkway/cloister running around the interior, windows opening inwards onto the cloister (but shaded, so someone getting onto the opposite roof can't easily see indoors), and a garden or water feature in the middle. There may be secure rooms that have no doorways, just ventilation shafts or light pipes with frosted glass: if you're allowed into the room, you learn how to jaunte inside because somebody who is already authorized takes you. Ames Rooms will also be a Thing, for defensive reasons.

    811:

    Heteromeles @ 747:

    Re: Solarpunk.

    Interesting, only slightly cranky article in Low Tech magazine about direct solar power, where things only get powered (and used) when the sun shines, with battery storage minimized.

    https://solar.lowtechmagazine.com/2023/08/direct-solar-power-off-grid-without-batteries/

    This is the norm in many (poor) places, and I suspect it will spread as conditions worsen. Doing it thoughtfully will be a bit of an art form, I suspect.

    And you can always add batteries & associated charge controllers LATER if you want to expand the system.

    812:

    Greg Tingey @ 753:

    John S
    For Sauerkraut & Kimchi, all you need is ...

    Copied that and saved it for later. I'll give it a try after I get my kitchen fully functional and have a bit of working space.

    813:

    anonemouse @ 759:

    Legends and Lattes?

    Added to my weekly order from Big River. It can go on my stack of books to read. We'll see.

    814:

    Geoff Hart @ 763:

    JohnS added [734}: "If you don't need a lot of water, you might not even have to descend. Just dangle your vapor trap on a string."

    Interestingly, extending such a "string" (conducting wire, actually) in Earth's magnetic field can generate a current. But it's not going to work for a cable that is entirely or mostly within the atmosphere: the drag on the cable would bring down the platform it's attached to. The main problem is likely to be the length of the cable required to generate sufficient current.

    What if you cover your balloon with solar cells and don't worry about using the string to generate electricity? What if you just use the "string" to dangle your vapor trap down into wetter parts of the atmosphere? Would it still create too much drag?

    How about using clear Mylar for the envelope and hanging the solar arrays inside the balloon?

    815:

    You have such a narrow vision that you can't tell the difference between, say, Asimov's Aurora, and the ST Federation? (Or better yet, you could read my 11,000 Years, and get a clue about my Terran Confederation.)

    816:

    Charlie Stross @ 764:

    Might not work for physics-based SF, but could be an interesting story environment in (say) the habitable (liquid water) zone of Venus's atmosphere.

    AFAIK there's almost no water (or hydrogen) in Venus' atmosphere. You can crack the sulfuric acid for oxygen but water will be a problem -- probably best imported from elsewhere in the form of long-chain alkanes (solid wax/paraffin, lots of hydrogen and some spare carbons).

    Too bad you can't use 40s/50s Sci-Fi Venus with all its swamps and canals ... 🙃

    817:

    Using telekinesis to win a craps game is a perfectly plausible scenario, as far as the energy budget goes. So is using teleportation to rearrange cards in a poker deck. What more do you want?

    818:

    Greg Tingey @ 760:

    Guy Rixon
    until the government funding starts to run down ...... Like this US insanity, you mean?
    Meanwhile, our wonderful tory misgovernment are planning for more shit in the rivers - how nice.

    Ok, so what happened to UK Air Traffic Control?

    Just out of curiosity, is there passenger rail transportation between France & the UK through the Channel Tunnel (I know about the drive on/drive off thingy)? Any kind of straight "ground" transportation? Rail to a port, ferry across the channel, rail to home in the UK?

    819:
    Using telekinesis to win a craps game is a perfectly plausible scenario, as far as the energy budget goes. So is using teleportation to rearrange cards in a poker deck. What more do you want?

    Oh, I don't know, ...

    ... how about changing a handful of ones and zeros on the mainframe hosting my bank account?

    820:
    Just out of curiosity, is there passenger rail transportation between France & the UK through the Channel Tunnel (I know about the drive on/drive off thingy)? Any kind of straight "ground" transportation?

    Get on train at Paris Gard du Nord. Get off train at London St Pancras.

    Both very convenient for onward travel -- much more so than Charles de Gaulle and Heathrow.

    821:

    Both very convenient for onward travel -- much more so than Charles de Gaulle and Heathrow.

    And when last I looked the exit taxes to fly out of the UK were so much higher to fly back to the US that taking the train to Paris or Amsterdam and spending a day or two there before flying back was about the same cost. Especially for those of use with free or nearly so hotel nights.

    Airline employees would call it the "Queen's tax". I guess now it would be the "King's tax".

    822:

    Not really; you just get some interesting constraints. You can only go to places where your total potential energy ends up being the same - ie. basically "at the same altitude" with bits of fuzz, such as barometric pressure (which incidentally allows for hyperbaric strongrooms to exist) and local gravitational anomalies. Otherwise it doesn't work.

    There is of course also the potentially diverting sub-topic of what "doesn't work" actually means. Maybe it just isn't possible to set up the field or whatever in the first place so nothing happens. Or maybe you can go there, but you come out knackered, or instantaneously starved to death, or going really fast in a silly direction, or boiled in your own skin (but not frozen if you're out the other way, unless you intend to exploit cyclically hypothermic teleporters as a power source).

    823:

    ilya187 @ 777:

    Ah, I see.

    What you described presumes two things:

    Everyone (and your prisoner example means it is truly EVERYONE) can teleport with no devices of any kind, just by thinking about it.

    This ability arrived suddenly and was imposed on top of the current society.

    I suspect such thing would be actually MORE disruptive than you describe, and would quickly lead to human extinction as some End Times cult broke into smallpox labs (or something similar). Transfer booths in Larry Niven stories are nowhere near as potent, and their disruptive effects would be more along the lines you listed.

    Jaunting - The Stars My Destination by Alfred Bester.

    824:

    Charlie @ 806
    You DO REALISE that tofu categorises as an "Ultra-Processed" food from the word "go", don't you?
    I certainly won't eat it - tried it just the once ... eeeuuwwwwww.

    JohnS @ 811
    If needing further advice, ASK ME, ok?
    fledermaus AT dsl DOT pipex DOT com

    • & @ 817
      YES!
      Trains from Kings Cros St Pancras International to ... Paris Gare du Nord, Brussel Zuid & Amsterdam Centraal.
      I've used the first two, several/many times.
      I'm not sure, any more, about "foot pasengers" { someone WIOTHOUT a car } via the very many ferry routes ....
    825:

    The problem is the gulf between mere humans and GHz computers. I think you're going to end up twiddling bits in an SSD where they're more or less static, and that means twiddling quite a few of them. Also, you're not going to know which ones by physical location, you'll need to somehow read a large number of them and translate that into a filesystem, then a file, then track the SSD's internal mapping to work out which physical bits to twiddle, and what checksum(s) to write in so your change is accepted. Then you have to locate the distributed copies of the filesystem and also edit those, fast enough that no-one repairs the sync error.

    I think it'd be easier to exploit "electronic" locks because those have large but relatively weak solenoids and relays in them to operate the locking mechanism. Best case you can break a wire in an electromagnetic lock and gain access to whatever it is that way.

    I think crimes of access might be the lightweight end of it. If it's possible to teleport up into the air not only will there be an initial pile of corpses on the moon (whaddayamean a wetsuit and a scuba tank isn't enough?), but grabbing someone who's sleeping or drunk and teleporting with them a couple of kilometres up, then teleporting back by yourself could be even more fun than just teleporting a couple of their vertebrae away.

    826:

    Right. The bit-hacking possibilities, as well as the dice-controlling possibilities, are limited by other innate human shortcomings. Shortcomings which could be mitigated by technology, possibly implanted at great expense into teleport or telekinesis-capable agents. Basically government assassins.

    Or one might prefer a teleport exoskeleton which would take whoever's inside it along for the ride.

    But I don't see the energy concentration in a non-modified human required to move 60-100 kg even one meter. Super-mitochondria?

    827:

    End of discussion, since your instant assumption is that I'm a Dilbert Musker, rather than someone who thinks the solar system isn't enough.

    Whoa, easy there... who said anything about the Muskrat? I assume that you (and other regular posters here) are not daft enough to be taken in by Elon. But you brought up space colonization, and Mars is the most likely candidate for that in the near future... that's the only reason I mentioned it.

    As for whether or not the solar system is enough... what we hope and dream for and what's actually possible are distinct things. At present we don't even know that there are any habitable planets other than Earth (there are a long list of "potentially habitable" exoplanets, but Mars and Venus would be counted as "potentially habitable" by the criteria used, and we know how hospitable those are). We can hope there are such planets, and it seems plausible that there are... but who knows?

    And getting there is a whole other can of worms which we shouldn't get into, but again hopes and dreams are not actual evidence of anything. So far there is zero evidence that faster than light travel in the traditional SF manner is possible, and many reasons to think that it isn't. I would be delighted to be actually proven wrong by someone building a starship, but I'd be willing to bet very long odds against it happening in any of our lifetimes.

    828:

    Greg Tingey @ 794:

    Charlie a hundred different styles of dry-fried tofu .... BLECH / VOMIT
    That, on its own is totally crapsack enough!

    What's wrong with tofu? The Japanese thrive on it. If you've got a hundred different ways to prepare it ...

    And I'm guessing it's not the ONLY thing on their diet, even if it is TEMPORARILY the only thing on their diet. Think about it like being stranded on a desert island with a cargo container of MREs.

    I wouldn't choose to live on nothing but 100 varieties of tofu (or MREs 1), but IF I had no choice, I could survive.

    1 ... of which IIRC there are only 24 selections in any year's production menu; with only one or two "meals" being changed out per year ... so if you're lucky and have cases from several years production runs you might have as many as 50 varieties to choose from.

    829:

    Guy Rixon @ 804:

    But Bester did go there: a major piece of the plot is about WMD getting loose. You really need to read the book.

    TL;DR: in the Besterverse, nobody can jaunte to or from a place they haven't seen, so things can be guarded by keeping them out of sight and strictly controlling access. But if greed leads somebody to take those things out of their place of safety then all bets are off.

    Civilisation in the case of ancestral teleportation: one effect AFAICS is that nobody can defend territory against intrusion, so territorial wars either don't happen or are very different. Everything is common land except the homes of the ruling class, which are hidden and guarded. Rulers tend to disappear from common view. This might lead to a more sharing society, and it might de-emphasis personal possessions, since anything not hidden can trivially be stolen.

    Also: probably no space programme, because no earlier need for aircraft.

    Jaunting was discovered AFTER there was already a "space program", because one of the main themes is the war between the inner planets (Earth, Moon, Venus & Mars? IIRC) & the outer planets (Satellites of Jupiter & Saturn ... Mars might be OP as well? IDR) with the primary battlefield being the Asteroid Belt.

    830:

    "But I don't see the energy concentration in a non-modified human required to move 60-100 kg even one meter. Super-mitochondria?"

    Moving it up, you might have a point... but you'd need to make it a bit more extreme, since your example is comparable with running up a short flight of stairs.

    But moving it sideways (FSVO fuzz) doesn't have to consume any energy at all. If you want to teleport to somewhere else on the same contour line, go ahead. People will hire you for laying out canals.

    831:

    Dave Lester @ 819:

    Just out of curiosity, is there passenger rail transportation between France & the UK through the Channel Tunnel (I know about the drive on/drive off thingy)? Any kind of straight "ground" transportation?

    Get on train at Paris Gard du Nord. Get off train at London St Pancras.

    Both very convenient for onward travel -- much more so than Charles de Gaulle and Heathrow.

    David L @ 820:

    Both very convenient for onward travel -- much more so than Charles de Gaulle and Heathrow.

    And when last I looked the exit taxes to fly out of the UK were so much higher to fly back to the US that taking the train to Paris or Amsterdam and spending a day or two there before flying back was about the same cost. Especially for those of use with free or nearly so hotel nights.

    Airline employees would call it the "Queen's tax". I guess now it would be the "King's tax".

    I was really just wondering if the lady stranded in Limoges who wants to get back home to see her baby has any realistic alternatives to just waiting for the Air Traffic Controllers & Airlines to straighten out the SNAFU?

    832:

    I certainly won't eat it - tried it just the once ... eeeuuwwwwww.

    Reminds me of the old comedy routine:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrlMdIw9nmU

    More seriously, I used to hate tofu. I was introduced to it by my landlady when I was a teenager, who's idea of supper was a slice of cold tofu and some sliced cucumber, with no sauces or seasonings. Back in the 70s/80s there was a fad for using tofu to substitute for cheese. Mostly with predictably horrible results.

    But when properly cooked it's quite good. There's a whole school of Chinese cuisine using tofu rather than meat. Amazing flavours.

    833:

    Running with OGH's version of teleportation where there's sort of limited conservation of energy modulo some handwaving, moving around the world between equienergetic locations should be possible, but jaunting to the moon not. Unless you build a cannon type thing where you're in a capsule in a vaccum and just before you hit the end you jaunt to the moon. Which would be fun to watch someone else do.

    I'm more hung up on the canal digging/organ transplant aspect. There's a binding energy to overcome to detach your target from what it's embedded in, but given a bit of handwaving that "just" means it comes out lower down or colder or whatever. So you can make a canal by translating chunks of hillside over-and-down, but making a cutting will involve filling in a valley or similar.

    The real fun is when you try to pickpocket something and accidentally get the targets genitals instead of their keys. Messy, but also embarassing.

    I also wonder about inertial confinement fusion done by teleporting fast-moving gas into a container. I'm not sure human reflexes are up to generating controlled energy that way, but "fusion" of a couple of trains by shifting one onto the adjacent track at the right moment could be fun.

    But per Miriam's chair, there are bound to be even more exciting things that get overlooked. With the obvious place to start being the question of just how big an object can one person move? Would flipping the moon to the other side of the planet so it rotates the other eway round us be do-able? If OGH's "you have to be touching it" rule applies, can we launch manned space missions by jaunting a spacecraft from the ground here to the ground on the opposite side of the planet and hoping for the best?

    834:

    It's not the distance, or the altitude, or the change in potential energy. It's the speed. I can get up and walk across a room using plain old muscle power, which is to be sure a jaunt, but is it a jaunte? Because it takes a few seconds. Teleportation implies moving some mass in an instantaneous fashion -- which makes it no different than FTL travel.

    Walking through dimensions, as the elven forces in "The Nightmare Stacks" do, or the Princes in Amber, might make more sense. You might even see Dworkin's cards as some sort of wormhole endpoint. But in the end it's fantasy, and "The Stars My Destination" strikes me as being more of a genre fantasy parable about wishing and the dangers of having your wishes granted -- a story that's been written many times.

    835:

    Do I have to be the guy who brings up Niven's "Theory and Practice of Teleportation?"

    Oh well. Looks like you can find copies online, probably paywalled.

    I was having fun designing the world's worst FTL drive based on a mechanized form of this kind of teleportation. I started by assuming that the furthest one could jaunt was halfway around the planet. So call Earth's mean diameter 1 terrajaunt (1 tj). We need another unit, the bester, which is one tj/sec.

    So you make a ship which can mechanically teleport up to one tj, but it can jaunt more than once per second. How can it jaunt where it can't see? It runs on metamaterial 3-D printed out of narrativium. Obviously.

    Anyway, if the ship can manage, say, a continual jaunt rate of 25 besters for one year*, it will end up more than one light year from where it started. Given the way our part of the Milky Way is laid out, it looks like the ship needs to jaunt at rates above 2.5 kilobesters to get to any interesting nearby star systems and back in a year.

    Why do I call this the world's worst FTL drive? Can you imagine living for a year in a ship that's continually jaunting thousands of times per second? Especially if you're a jaunty teleporter yourself? Yeah. I'm having trouble imagining it too. Buzzkill.

    So maybe let's stick with the teleportation drive in Peter Watt's Blindsight? That at least was quantum and STL, IIRC.

    *As usual, feel free to laugh at my math skills.

    836:

    It can go on my stack of books to read. We'll see.

    diversity messaging is a little on the nose for my taste but i'm sure there's an avid market for it

    837:

    Yes, but it's more fun to think about it without necessarily buying into Niven's rules. Guidelines. Suggestions. Whatever you call them.

    I do agree that we have reasons to think teleportation isn't possible, except for the simulation fans. But they have a generalised fear of the author(ities) to deal with so I think we can ignore them.

    But as with much SF "if it did work, what then" is a fun question to play with.

    838:

    Tofu You have missed the point ...
    It's ultra-processed, even though it used to be made "domestically" at a vast cost in time & effort.
    Here's how - AND - as the article says - cheese is easier & tastier, too - so there.
    As well as tasting 'orrible & having a REVOLTING texture, really vomit-inducing.
    It was also used, because the Japanese ( & Chinese ) peasants were too poor & downtrodden to eat anything better.

    839:

    I was having fun designing the world's worst FTL drive based on a mechanized form of this kind of teleportation

    Bob Shaw in "Who Goes Here?". With jumps over 200 metres errors start building up in the teleported item. Starships on the ground look like long (about 200m) low buildings with a tower on each end. The tower at one end repeatedly transmits the ship to the tower at the other end...

    840:

    even if it is "ultra-processed" (mainly just separated from its fiber content) the japanese would not appear to be dying in droves as a result of consuming it, though they do rock high levels of gastrointestinal cancer, possibly due to white rice

    some are concerned about the effects of the phytoestrogen content shrinking people's genitals or summat but the jury is still out on that

    a range of textures are available here - i don't much care for silken tofu myself, but i take momen-dofu (squeezed tofu?) and squeeze even more water out of it, and the result is quite solid and readily soaks up any flavor you care to throw at it

    i would like to acquire a taste for natto as it's said to be quite healthy but the texture and flavor (and color) are a bit of a challenge

    i did read somewhere that poverty in the old days did drive some japanese to exploit a wider and more disturbing range of protein sources than people in most other countries, but tofu wasn't mentioned

    841:

    Just out of curiosity, is there passenger rail transportation between France & the UK through the Channel Tunnel

    Yes, I'm catching the Eurostar to Brussels next week.

    (It's not terribly practical from Edinburgh -- a flight is 90 minutes, but the trains require a 4h15m express from Edinburgh to King's Cross, a walk from KX to St Pancras (admittedly only about 250 metres), then another 2 hours on a train: it's actually faster to fly from Edinburgh to New York. But self and spouse have InterRail passes ...)

    842:

    You DO REALISE that tofu categorises as an "Ultra-Processed" food from the word "go", don't you?

    You obviously had it Done Wrong.

    Anyway, if tofu is ultra-processed food, then so are all cheeses! (It's basically cottage cheese, made from soya milk rather than squeezed cow juice.)

    843:

    If OGH's "you have to be touching it" rule applies, can we launch manned space missions by jaunting a spacecraft from the ground here to the ground on the opposite side of the planet and hoping for the best?

    Way to tell me you didn't read the Empire Games trilogy!

    (Space travel is set up in book 1, then used in book 2; book 3 ends up going Full Space Opera.)

    844:

    Yes. The recipe is mind-bogglingly similar to that for fresh cheese - my immediate reaction was to wonder what happens if you mature tofu :-)

    I disliked the supermarket tofu I have had, because it was flavourless and almost textureless, but my daughter (who lives in a foodie area of North London) says that good tofu is another matter entirely, or we could make our own. I may try that sometime. But I doubt that I would ever become a tofu fan, as I prefer foods with fairly strong flavours and textures.

    845:

    Potential energy is only one of the invariants you would like to preserve - linear and angular momentums are others, and there are interesting consequences for electric and magnetic fields. It's one of the reasons that it's much easier to get the science plausible for an ansible than moving physical objects.

    846:

    From the south-east, the Eurostar is a lot faster, relatively, not just because it's quicker to get to central London, but because most of the airports are so evil. It takes me at least 4 hours to catch a flight to most destinations, and that's cutting it fine. But I have decided that I will not fly again (except possibly to somewhere like the Orkneys).

    847:

    In Dan Simmons' Hyperion/Endymion sequence, the Vatican has a monopoly on interstellar transport but are understandably coy about the technical details, which turn out to involve reducing the passengers to meat paste through massive G force on arrival, then re-animating them.

    848:

    my immediate reaction was to wonder what happens if you mature tofu :-)

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stinky_tofu

    said to be an acquired taste, aparently lacks the potential range of flavors and textures which cheese can offer

    would try once for science tho

    849:

    From the south-east, the Eurostar is a lot faster, relatively, not just because it's quicker to get to central London, but because most of the airports are so evil.

    It depends. I can catch a bus to my nearest airport (travel time 40 minutes) and at Schiphol the railway station is in the airport. St. Pancras International (where you catch the Eurostar) is about an hour away by train/underground).

    The plane is quicker and EuroStar does nearly the same Security Theatre as an airline.

    850:

    Yes, of course, there are some people close to City airport, but the vast majority of the south-east isn't. Eurostar's security theatre is bad, but much less than the other London airports - e.g. you need allow only an hour, not 2-3 hours, for it. And they don't have a policy of bullying partially handicapped people like me, which is my main reason for never wanting to fly again.

    Stansted used to be convenient, but it was then turned into a 'London' airport, and they both stopped it competing and turned the security theatre into something as bad as Gatwick and almost as bad as Heathrow.

    851:

    In my limited experience, the Japanese diet is rather higher in fibre than the 'typical' UK or USA one - the theory I saw is that the stomach cancer rates are more likely to be due to large quantities of smoked fish and salted or pickled foods. But it's not certain.

    https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/3930448/

    852:

    Charlie & adrian smith
    It's obvious from youir info, that I was introduced to the "silken" variety of the stuff.
    But, unless forced, I'm still not going to risk it - unusual for me, who will try most foods, but ...

    Nick K ...and EuroStar does nearly the same Security Theatre as an airline - You have various stinking xenophobic arsehole tory misgovernments, plural, to thank for that.
    It's 150% unnecessary.

    853:

    It seems to be customary to assume a fixed, Earth-centred reference frame for things like teleporting (and time travel) simply to make it possible to have a story at all; although I have read one or two that ended abruptly with "oh shit, where's the planet gone?", it's a bit hard to go anywhere else from that point :)

    I don't think electromagnetic effects are large enough moving around the planet's surface to count for anything more than "part of the fuzz". But it does make me wonder if anyone's had a reasonable crack at SF set near a magnetar and made it work.

    854:

    True, though it needs considering to be truly 'scientific', but consider teleporting round the planet. Vernor Vinge tackled that in the Witling, but he couldn't conserve both linear and angular momentum.

    Incidentally, to someone else, Bester did not limit jaunting to a single planet - Gully Foyle jaunted to and from the asterois of the Scientific People.

    855:

    The "instantaneous" bit means you can't be considering speed at all, otherwise even the most trivial movement of anything ends up drowning you in a sea of infinite quantities. Rather than doing this starting and stopping thing, it's got to be some kind of non-accelerated transposition; a tunnelling kind of thing, which the universe doesn't object to because the teleported object might have been at the destination already so it hasn't really changed anything.

    856:

    We should have joined Schengen as soon as the tunnel opened.

    857:

    Agreed: it's just that the UK is long-and-skinny in terms of railway topology. They should have started building HS2 when the Chunnel opened: that way we might have a properly connected network round about now. (If HS2 went all the way to Edinburgh and Glasgow, as originally mooted, we could have direct trains to the continent -- five hours by rail to Paris would just about tie with flight times once you add in the queues and airport transfers.)

    858:

    If I want to visit London, from Edinburgh, on my own, my preferred route — note that I last visited London in 2018, driving — is to fly EDI-LCY and back again. LCY is tiny and it used to be about 10 minutes from check-in to the gates, including security. It's probably worse now, but it's still much easier to navigate than any of the other London airports. With hand luggage only, you can do central London to my home in central Edinburgh in under four hours, just barely beating the East Coast Main Line.

    But if I want to visit Amsterdam or Paris, the only sane way to go is to fly (it takes 30 minutes longer than flying into LCY). What I'm doing next week is not sane; my wife talked me into an InterRail pass that gets us seven days unlimited first class rail travel within Europe over the next month, so obviously we're starting off by taking the train -- Edinburgh/KX, Euston/Brussels, overnight in a hotel, then Brussels to Berlin.

    859:

    I was introduced to the "silken" variety

    Yeah, that's not a variety I generally eat!

    (If you want to try some that's not ugh, take a recipe for Szechuan salt and chili chicken, and instead of diced chicken, use medium-firm or firm Korean or Chinese tofu. It soaks up the seasoning like crazy and when tried crispy it's quite something.)

    860:

    It's high time cosy fantasy got the piss taken out of it. Perhaps a story where someone tries to open a coffeeshop in Lankhmar and accidentally becomes Dark Spider Queen on the way?

    You are looking for Legends & Lattes. (Review by James Nicoll on his site, review by Cole Rush on Tor) The secondary title is fully accurate: "A Novel of High Fantasy and Low Stakes."

    861:

    Jaunting was discovered AFTER there was already a "space program", because one of the main themes is the war between the inner planets ..."

    Yes, I know. The "ancestral teleportation" part of my post was concerning the the idea of humans having teleportation since paeleolithic times, not Bester's story.

    In Bester's book, Mars is IP, not OP. Foyle goes there in one chapter, without having to evade OP defenses.

    862:

    Agreed, but a better-engineered north-south solution than HS2! Even if that had been delivered as originally claimed, which it always obviously wasn't going to be, it wouldn't have helped you. Both Crewe-Edinburgh and Leeds-Edinburgh are over 3 hours in themselves, and the existing route is only a bit over 4.

    863:

    Charlie
    Indeed "LCY" is the ONLY airport in this country that I've fouind pleasant to use, apart from stansted in, um, err .. 1994.
    But NOT since then.
    ....an InterRail pass that gets us seven days unlimited first class rail travel within Europe Oh the hardship - enjoy the beer & food!

    Tofu ... there's also the problem of getting "madam" to eat it.
    Perhaps not?

    864:

    A few words about soy products:

    Silken tofu is something my wife uses more in Korean stews. It also can work in a dessert with a sweet, flavored syrup. IIRC, it can also be used in vegan, cheese-like applications, although I'd have to dig out my copy of the Veganomicon to find the recipe again.

    Most white folk (raises hand) prefer firm tofu. If you want it to take up a marinade, either freeze it and thaw it (once!) or squeeze it to get the moisture out. Both make it spongier.

    Some fermented soy products include:

    Japan: miso and natto. Love miso. Natto's definitely an acquired taste, as much for the texture as the flavor. But Japanese eat it for breakfast and in sushi.

    Korea: doenjang, fermented bean paste that's a basic ingredient in Korean cooking.

    China: I'm sure there are whole Chinese fermented bean cuisines I'm missing, but I've tried stinky tofu. Again, it's an acquired taste, this time due to the smell. It's popular in Taiwan.

    Indonesia: tempeh.

    Note that miso, natto, doenjang, stinky tofu, and tempeh are all fermented different ways with very different bacteria (doenjang, stinky tofu, natto) or fungi (miso, tempeh).

    And don't forget about all the soy sauces! They are also fermented.

    To stereotype a bit, the Japanese are fairly fussy with what gets fermented with what, so they know what's in their miso, natto, soy sauce, etc. Doenjang and stinky tofu are now industrially produced, but traditionally they were (and still occasionally are) wild-fermented peasant products. Tempeh's in between as a peasant food, but because it uses such a weird fungus for fermentation, the fungi get cultured and reused between batches, sort of like yogurt.

    Finally, people are people, and it's overly stereotypical to assume that all Asians like all soy products. My Korean wife hates tempeh, for instance, while I'm willing to eat it, but she likes silken tofu more than I do.

    865:

    One the very occasional times when I cook with tofu, we buy the "extra firm". And then... we do not try to make it pretend to be meat. I treat it as a vegetable. Works well in Indian, or Chinese, and is not intrusive.

    On the other hand, I do not want to eat it every day for decades.

    866:

    Yep. When I cook with tofu, I dice it, about 2mm-2.5mm cubes.

    867:

    In the thousand recipe Chinese cookbook that I bought back in the seventies, they do curry an interesting way: first, put the curry powder in the dry wok and heat it, until you start smelling it. Then put in the vegetables (and tofu, or meat), and stir well, until it's all coated. Finally add some oil. That way,the veggies (I include tofu in that) absorb the flavor, rather than it just sitting on the surface due to the surfaces being coated with oil.

    Quite tasty.

    868:

    It's amazing the lengths people go to to make a near-flavourless substance taste of something :-)

    I am very fond of many dried legumes, but soy beans come a very long way down the list, somewhere below yellow peas. I grew them once, ate them as edamame, and thought "why bother?" I am trying lupins this year. The one that I feel is most unreasonably neglected is the humble field bean, as used in a mediaeval peasant's pottage.

    870:

    Ok, here's something the scientific minds can explain if they will ...

    Why are the holes on every watch band I ever bought spaced so that one hole is too tight (cuts off circulation) and the next hole out is too loose (watch spins around my wrist & won't stay in place)?

    871:

    you didn't read the Empire Games trilogy!

    I don't remember the bit where a spacecraft is world-walked across the same timeline and goes screaming out through the atmosphere due to conservaion of velocity. But I am not going to argue with the author about what's in ther books. I will say that I wasn't thinking about the precise setup you had in your books and I thought I'd made that clear.

    872:

    You mean, like every major carb? :-)

    The general rule is that foods travel faster than food preparation techniques do. What people in the Old World do with plants like maize, potatoes, and chili peppers is a small subset of what people do with them in their native ranges in the New World.

    The fact that everyone processes the heck out of soy across the globe should tell you something: it’s not very useful raw or simply boiled as edamame. It only becomes really useful when broken down chemically and/or fermented. The fact that it’s enormously productive makes all the processing worthwhile. But you’d get sick on a diet of rice and edamame.

    A similar example is polenta, the number one source of pellagra in any number of Old World countries. This doesn’t happen as much in Native American areas. They either cook corn with wood ash or quick lime. The latter process is called nixtamalization in Mexico. Corn cooked in an alkali becomes far more nutritious, unbinding its thiamine and a bunch of protein. If you just grind corn and boil it, you don’t get the thiamine. Without another source, you get pellagra. So yes, food processing matters.

    —Dr Buzzkill

    873:

    Back to the tropes.

    I’m trying to imagine Charlie committing a hoary, old-fashioned sword and planet story that’s not just colonial wish fulfillment In SPAAACE.

    Probably the key trick would be adding draconian gun and weapons control, along with social unrest. That combo spurred the golden age of Chinese martial arts in the late 19th Century, about 1000 years after they invented guns…

    874:

    I like the idea of Dragons United Against Gun-Weilding Pirates. There is power in a union and all that.

    875:

    Ok, here's something the scientific minds can explain if they will ... Why are the holes on every watch band I ever bought spaced so that one hole is too tight (cuts off circulation) and the next hole out is too loose (watch spins around my wrist & won't stay in place)?

    (* looks at wrist with mild surprise *)

    That can happen with the old belt style straps - just as your belt can leave you with pants either too tight or too loose. I don't have one to check right now but I'd guess that old watch strap holes were about 1cm or half an inch apart, which seems like a fair compromise between fine adjustment and durability.

    But now? What I've got on my wrist now is a band of fine metal mesh (not quite either chain mail or tiny chain link fencing, but you get the idea), waterproof and not airtight, with a flat magnet at one end. When I put on my watch I pull the strap to fit and lay the magnet down on the metal. If it works loose during the day I just move the magnet back where I want it.

    My surprise discovery when I got one was that the pins holding the strap onto the watch are now being made with tiny levers that make them easy to operate; this is a great convenience and is in retrospect obvious.

    They can be gotten online for under $10 USD, so it's probably worth the experiment even if this turns out to be not your thing.

    876:

    I like the idea of Dragons United Against Gun-Weilding Pirates. There is power in a union and all that.

    Point!

    877:

    don't remember the bit where a spacecraft is world-walked across the same timeline and goes screaming out through the atmosphere due to conservaion of velocity.

    You missed the bit about using a handy black hole in the universe next door to put world-walking ICBM warheads onto a trajectory aiming for a target in another universe without needing bloody great rockets, then.

    878:

    I’m trying to imagine Charlie committing a hoary, old-fashioned sword and planet story that’s not just colonial wish fulfillment In SPAAACE.

    There's an element of that in Ghost Engine.

    879:

    Yes. I regard nuclear weapons as abominations and skip past the bits where you get all excited about how cool they are.

    880:

    H
    Remember that I'm fermenting: Sauerkraut / Kimchi / Kefir - I've tried Kvass, but it was a complete flop.
    I use Miso, as a paste, & various soy liquids, as well as Oyster & Fish variants of Nam Pla - so there!
    - later - or use "three sisters" - corn + beans + "squash" - no Pellagra.

    whitroth
    That's a "standard" method - I did it on Tuesday - sliced home-grown onion thinly, put into middle of fry-pan, pushed outwards, dropped finely-diced Garlic into middle, then added mixed hand-ground spices { Coriander, Kalonji, "Prickly Ash" pepper (Note), Caraway } on top of that, stirred gently until SMELL released, then pile chicken pieces on top of that stir well, to mix, turn heat down.
    Re-heat Sweetcorn Blinis in other pan, that already has sweet pepper & a couple of tomatoes in it.
    When all ready serve & dive in.
    (
    Note - there are several species of "Prickly Ash" that all generate small pink hard "berries" - seeds, actually - with a powerful taste, slightly different between them. I have a Xanthosylum shinifolium" on the plot, doing very well, & last year I acquired two more: *X. coreanum & X. simulans. The first is going to produce a very few berries this year & I think the second will do so next year. { Sometimes spelt: "Zanthosy;um" just to confuse people! }
    Yum.

    EC
    Some years I plant & eat field-beans - if taken young, that are very like their selectively-bred children - Broad Beans - & very nice too. Not his year, though.

    881:

    Sodd's law - one of the fundamental laws of the universe. Such as why are trousers either too short or too long?

    882:

    Yer whaa? Firstly, soy beans are not primarily a source of carbohydrate, and tofu most definitely isn't. Secondly, I was talking about taste, not nutrition - though taste is strongly associated with nutrition in vegetables.

    Most sources of carbohydrate have a pretty definite taste, unless you breed or process the hell out of them. Sometimes that is essential (e.g. arrowroot and cassava/tapioca), and a very few don't taste of anything, anyway, but it's not that many. All cereals that I can think of taste good on their own, if not bred or treated for tastelessness (*), except possibly for maize, which is an acquired taste. I grew up on it, and quite like it. All edible legumes that I can think of except soy do, too, as do sweet potatoes and (unripe) bananas. Taro and yam have distinct flavours, though not everyone likes them. I can no longer remember what breadfruit tastes like. I will give you sago as inherently tasteless, but that's the main one I can think of.

    (*) E.g. modern white maize and polished cereals, which I abhor.

    883:

    Blog Observation Question

    This particular post/page never completes on my system. This has been true since it when it was first put up or close to that. It all appears to be here but the web browser never completes the loading indicator. I've never seen this on other pages on this blog.

    This is on Firefox or Chrome on a Mac with Ventura. Safari seems to work OK. I do have Ghostery installed on Firefox and Chrome. But trusting the site appears to have no impact on this. And as I said, I've not seen this before.

    884:

    Yes, there are plenty of other sources of tryptophan or niacin, including a great many common vegetable ones. Maize causes pellagra only if the person's diet is extremely poor, which I admit was fairly common among people who depended on it. Nixtamalization is not the only solution, or pellagra would have been far more common in Africa than it was.

    886:

    I've seen this behavior before, and it's doing it now, Firefox on Mac.

    887:

    Netflix made a short animated adaptation of this in the latest season of Love, Death & Robots, which I highly recommend for anyone on this site who isn't too snooty about streaming services or indeed television in general. Highlights of the current run include "Mason's Rat's" and "Night of the Mini Dead", but they're all worth watching if you want to see David Fincher & co playing in a sandbox with SF adaptation techniques.

    888:

    Are you using http: or https: to load the page?

    889:

    I am using your link on the index page, which chooses https. A quick test indicates that it happens for me with http, as well.

    890:

    Except it's not a lunatic conspiracy theory, it's an extremely plausible if as yet not fully investigated theory. Your own security services have said as much: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intelligence_and_Security_Committee_Russia_report

    A good portion of the pro-Brexit campaign leadership should probably be hanged done for treason, but then "treason doth never prosper", etc. etc. Still, a full investigation would undoubtedly provide some interesting findings, maybe under a second Labour term.

    891:

    I am using your link on the index page, which chooses https. A quick test indicates that it happens for me with http, as well.

    Same for me.

    And as I indicated, if I click on any of the links to other posts, those pages finish loading.

    892:

    Same thing happens on my iPhone when trying out the 3 browsers.

    893:

    Seeing the same behavior on Safari on Mac as well, using the https page.

    894:

    Running with OGH's version of teleportation where there's sort of limited conservation of energy modulo some handwaving, moving around the world between equienergetic locations should be possible

    What of momentum? Energy isn't the only physical quantity conserved. If you're going to handwave away conservation of momentum then I don't see why energy would be a bridge too far.

    895:

    as the article says - cheese is easier & tastier, too - so there. As well as tasting 'orrible & having a REVOLTING texture, really vomit-inducing. It was also used, because the Japanese ( & Chinese ) peasants were too poor & downtrodden to eat anything better.

    So the rest of the world is deficient, because they don't share your taste in food?

    I have Chinese friends who love tofu and hate cheese. Clearly there's something wrong with them. Possibly because their ancestors were downtrodden peasants?

    Seriously, Greg, you're sounding like those ranty old men waving the Union Jack and calling for Brexit because they're tired of 'orrible foreign food in their local pub…

    896:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intelligence_and_Security_Committee_Russia_report

    expert witnesses including anne applebaum and christopher steele, great

    surprised they don't have bellingcat in there

    897:

    Rbt Prior
    Eff off.
    You ARE aware that a very large proportion of the ethnically "Chinese" population, across the whole planet are not as tolerant of lactose, in any form, as many "western europeans"?... Aren't you?
    It's thought to be a very recent mutation/change in the human genome - an evolutionary development, in other words.
    To (some of) them cheese, any cheese, is solid milk that's gone "off"
    wiki LINK to the subject - Nothing AT ALL to do with racism or fuckwits voting brexit, so you can stick it where the sun don't shine, OK?

    898:

    There are genetic reasons for that. The basic human stock was intolerant of lactose (as an adult) and gluten, but generations of herding and farming have meant that some human strains have evolved to tolerate and even like them. Lactose tolerance is the norm among people of European ancestry and rare among those of Chinese.

    https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/lactose-intolerance-by-country

    899:

    Tofu can have quite different textures, from silken (about as solid as cheese curds) through to as firm as bread. I'm not a fan of silken, but I (finally) opened and fried a pack of fish tofu cubes a couple of days ago, and this household approved. (I added it to s pre-made stir-fry sauce, and served it on a bed of rice that had had fresh homemade stock instead of water.)

    As for 'ultra-processed', that's a red flag to me. It seems to me to be an offshoot of the whole exploitative wellness movement, and I distrust it by default.

    900:

    When I was traveling in Indonesia in my youth someone defined tempeh as "not tofu yet." The description still amuses almost forty years later.

    901:

    Except it's not a lunatic conspiracy theory, it's an extremely plausible if as yet not fully investigated theory.

    For someone with a moderate budget, circa 2010, who wanted to screw over the United Kingdom, I can think of few better ways than to energize and motivate the "leave the European Union" fringe.

    902:

    The lunatic conspiracy theory involves (a) that Russian involvement was a major factor and (b) that any of the principals was bought by Russia to promote Brexit. That report supports neither claim, unless, of course, you assert that Arron Banks is really a Russian in disguise.

    The history of that report is that there was a fuss about foreign influence on Brexit, and the (HOC, if I recall) report indicates that a lot of the money DID come from abroad - almost entirely from the USA, even excluding Murdoch. The parliament and government sites have buggered up searching, so I can't find it again. That clearly wouldn't do, so a report was commissioned onto Russian involvement.

    Yes, OF COURSE, Russia had an interest in getting a hostile, powerful nation out of the EU, but there is fuck-all evidence that their limited shenanigans had any effect.

    903:

    Greg….

    It’s worth getting a copy of Cuisine And Empire if you have any interest in finding out how well your prejudices stack up against reality.

    Han China, to the extent that there is such a thing, developed on millets, then on wheat. Rice only started to become dominant in the Song Dynasty, when high yielding rice from Vietnam was finally adapted to Chinese conditions.

    Similarly, the soy and rice vegetarian culture dates back to the Song, not because of biology, but because that’s when Buddhist culture from India and Southeast Asia really took root in China, and vegetarianism from their forms of Buddhism took root too. Religion historically has played a huge role in food.

    I’ll give you some modern anecdata to show you how this works in real life. I’m lactose intolerant, my Korean wife is tolerant. I eat a lot more cheese than she does, because I grew up with it at home, while she didn’t. As you might guess, my wife is fairly annoyed by one of the current trends in South Korean cuisine, which is to put cheese on everything. As an immigrant, her food preferences for Korean food are considerably more old-fashioned. Around here, in the Korean supermarkets, there’s inevitably a shop from a chain called Paris Baguette, which sells Japanese and Korean-style modern baked goods. These are actually based on French pastries, all fine white flour and oodles of cream. It’s a post WW2 cultural transmission, and only the use of some odd ingredients like red bean paste or ube signal that it’s now an Asian tradition too, like baguettes in Vietnam.

    Bottom line is to not assume genetic causes for things caused by culture.

    904:

    To call tofu "ultra-processed" and cheese not does rather strike one as culinary prejudice!

    I don't distrust ultra-processed claims by default, because they horribly often understate the case. It isn't rare for some dishes to contain a significant proportion of non-digestible material - I mean not merely indigestible, but not being even derived from anything normally edible to Homo sapiens. In some cases, this is probably harmless, like acetic acid, cellulose or lignin derived from wood pulp, but in other cases, I am suspicious.

    905:

    You ARE aware that a very large proportion of the ethnically "Chinese" population, across the whole planet are not as tolerant of lactose, in any form, as many "western europeans"?... Aren't you?

    Yes. I have Chinese friends who love cheese. I have Chinese friends who hate cheese. It has nothing to do with lactose tolerance and everything to do with flavour and personal preferences.

    But your insistence that the food that you like is excellent, and the food that other people like is "tasting 'orrible & having a REVOLTING texture, really vomit-inducing" comes across as, frankly, bigoted. This may not be what you intend. But you sound an awful lot like the bigots in my area, complaining about the horrible smells of Indian or Persian food while I can smell the burning meat from their BBQ from a block away.

    The fact that you don't like a particular food doesn't make it a horrible food, yet that is what you were saying. If you meant to say "I, Greg Tingey, don't like like the taste of tofu" then say that — don't go on a rant about how horrible tofu is and how people only eat it because they are downtrodden peasants who can't get anything better.

    906:

    H
    I'm quite well aware that rice certainly was only available in southern China - anywhere N of the Yellow River was certainly too cold & maybe anything N of (parts of) the Yang-Tze, though that's debatable.
    But as the "Han" domination spread southwards, rice was taken up & grown more & more.
    Not "just" millet & wheat, but, as is common, across the world, Barley was & is grown where few other grains will flourish - flat pans in high-altitude river valleys, for instance ...
    I'm married to a SOAS-qualified geographer, so I've picked up a lot of this over the years, & her relatively recent travels along large chunks of the Great Silk Road(s) have been very educational, some of it unpleasant - she made it through Xinjiang, just as the second crackdown on the Uighurs was starting - & it's got a lot worse since then.
    As for - Religion historically has played a huge role in food. ...
    Well. I must see if I can get another copy of a book called "Cows, Pigs, Wars & Witches" - my original one went walkies, years back.
    Very educational.
    The obvious one is that there are several bloody good reasons for not eating Pork in the Middle east anytime between 4000BCE & about 1900 CE, but those reasons never really applied in N Europe & certainly not today.

    907:

    there is fuck-all evidence that their limited shenanigans had any effect.

    one of those cui bono things, innit - they liked the result => they must have had a hand in it

    same with the 2016 us election

    908:

    I have problems with this blog in Safari/Mac but not in Firefox.

  • In Safari, replying to OGH's original post --- i.e. to the thread as a whole --- works, but pressing the reply button for a comment doesn't produce the text-entry box.

  • In Safari, no scroll bars appear, which is awkward in a 900-comment page.

  • 909:

    Firefox on Linux (alma, 9.2). Only in the last few weeks have I noticed that I'll get to this tab, and it just doesn't finish loading. Today, for example, got here, refreshed to get up to date, and stared paging down. Several minutes on, the page suddenly jumped to where I left off yesterday. Oh... I just logged on to post this comment, and as I type, I notice firefox is telling me it's still loading the page, again.

    910:

    I use miso soup as a broth base for all the soups I make: lentil, split pea, potato, and vegetable soups. Just add a tablespoon or two of miso paste to two cups of hot water and you have instant soup broth, too easy.

    I get the Nama Shoyu sauce made in Japan and use it in stir fries and as a marinade. It’s a bit more expensive than the standard soy sauce brands, but the flavor is the best.

    I like making tempeh bacon. Cut a block of tempeh into strips and marinade them in shallow bowl with 4 Tbsp Nama Shoyu, Tbsp Maple Syrup, 4 Tbsp olive oil, and two minced garlic cloves. Then bake the tempeh strips on a flat pan with baking parchment paper in the oven at 400 degrees for 20 minutes. Tempeh bacon is great for TLT sandwiches and breakfast tacos with tofu scramble.

    911:

    "It has nothing to do with lactose tolerance and everything to do with flavour and personal preferences."

    No, that isn't true; there is a link, but all of those are among the factors.

    If people are brought up in a culture where a certain (distinctive) food isn't eaten, there is a high chance that they will not like it. For example, most people not brought up on it dislike (coarse) yellow maize porridge. Mature gjetost and raw fish are other examples I have experience with. And, traditionally, milk products not eaten in most countries that were almost entirely lactose-intolerant, for obvious reasons. Yes, OF COURSE, there are exceptions and most people of culture X living in culture Y are likely to be exceptional.

    No, I am not supporting Greg Tingey's viewpoint, even though I dislike all of the tofu I have had, but you and Heteromeles are going overboard in the opposite direction.

    912:

    Hey, Charlie (and everyone else): I just got my print copies of 11,000 Years last evening. And looking at it, I read the copyright notice.

    Without limiting the rights under copyright reserved above, no part of this publication may be reproduced, stored, or introduced into a retrieval system....

    It then goes on to "no copying for resale, etc. However, what I typed, above, sure reads to me like "no, you may not introduce it to your chatbot".

    Which makes me happy, and is better, to me, than what we discussed while negotiating the contract.

    Comments?

    913:
    • Cows, Pigs, Wars & Witches" *

    Don’t bother, I already read that 1974 book. Harris was an anthropologist doing big think explanations and getting a lot wrong. Laudan’s Cuisine and Empire is from 2013, and she’s a food historian. Her book is well documented history, Harris was theorizing without most of the documents Laudan had, primarily because, when Harris wrote, he didn’t have access to Chinese, Russian, or central Asian records. Or, to be blunt, those from much of the Middle East.

    As for pigs….sheesh. Why have they been perennially popular in Egypt and in the Christian part of the Mediterranean? Harris’ argument falls apart there. This is especially true in Spain, where pork consumption closely tracks Catholic dominance and not climate.

    914:

    On the other hand... I think his chapter dealing with Yeshua is right on the head. Crucifixion was not for thieves, and we've never heard of terrorists in the Middle East, no, no....

    915:

    You ARE aware that a very large proportion of the ethnically "Chinese" population, across the whole planet are not as tolerant of lactose, in any form, as many "western europeans"?

    Are you excluding the Nordic (sorry if the wrong term) folks? In the US there's a correlation between such ancestry and lactose intolerance.

    Me, I can't stand any condiments or pickled things or ...

    My ancestry is half German and half a mix from the northern half of the UK.

    916:

    "no part of this publication may be reproduced, stored, or introduced into a retrieval system...."

    Surely that's an ancient bit of standard boilerplate? It was definitely around when I was little; I remember wondering what a "retrieval system" was, and interpreting the answer I got when I asked my parents about it as "some weird putting-things-away thing they do in offices" (which led to the further puzzle of why they're reading things like Enid Blyton in offices). It's not something that's only appeared in response to some recent development in software.

    917:

    In Safari, no scroll bars appear, which is awkward in a 900-comment page.

    Ah, welcome to Apple's making the UI "cleaner". On iOS you see the scroll bar, well scroll nub, if you scroll even a little bit. On a Mac you get to pick in the System Settings for never, when scrolling, or always. One of the first things I do on a Mac is set that last choice.

    918:

    This is especially true in Spain, where pork consumption

    On my visit to Madrid a few years back I was amazed at the amount of pork on display EVERYWHERE it seemed. And I grew up with a family slaughter house. Small scale. Not one of those factory things.

    921:

    "This is especially true in Spain, where pork consumption closely tracks Catholic dominance and not climate."

    It occurs to me that especially in Spain it could have been significant as a tribal marker - not eating pork makes it difficult for Muslims and Jews to pretend not to be, but eating it makes it easy for people to look obviously Catholic.

    922:

    At least some non-Mac variants of Firefox have the same problem, and you have to dig around in about:config to put it back to sensible.

    923:

    It is a system wide setting on Macs now for a few years.

    924:

    Heteromeles at 834: That is - loosely - how the Traveller 2300 stutterwarp drive works, but using quantum teleportation. (also significantly faster, for playability reasons.)

    925:

    Ok... that may have ben a UK thing. I've never seen a "retrieval system" referenced.

    926:

    Heteromeles at 834: That is - loosely - how the Traveller 2300 stutterwarp drive works, but using quantum teleportation. (also significantly faster, for playability reasons.)

    Oddly enough I knew that. It seems like a painful way to travel. If your visual frame rate is around 20 Hz and the teleport flicker rate is 2500 Hz, what does that do to your vision and other senses?

    927:

    Firefox on Ubuntu, I'm fine.

    928:

    one of those cui bono things, innit - they liked the result => they must have had a hand in it

    same with the 2016 us election

    The 2016 election in the US is one of the strongest arguments against substantial Russian tampering in the Brexit mess.

    Russia can only have a finite number of English speaking agents, and only so many internet savvy folks, and only so many ways to influence people without a certainty of getting caught. Since Russia spent most of 2016 up to its eyebrows in the US election, it's completely plausible that they didn't have much attention to spare for Brexit.

    929:

    Wrong: the Brexit referendum took place on June 23 of 2016, allowing plenty of time to re-target English-speaking troll farms on US voters. Indeed, the campaign had been running for years before 2016.

    930:

    Likewise the collateral for both is similar, or at least has similar conceptual underpinnings - similar enough to be suspicious.

    931:

    and yet the hard evidence that these attempted shenanigans had any significant impact on either result seems...not to be necessary for a lot of people

    932:

    Yes, but the current page behaves differently. I have "scrollbars visible when scrolling" and on this page they aren't.

    This is probably an interaction of a Safari bug with the Javascript details of Moveable Type, and not worth pursuing, but I thought it worth noting.

    933:

    The Brexit campaign had been running since the 1980s, and was started primarily by Murdoch, though other, even more extreme foreigners and non-doms (like Rothermere) got in on the act, and (obviously) troll farms developed later. The analyses I have seen is that the troll farms had little effect, whoever funded them. The previous decades of media propaganda, INCLUDING that from Westminster and (even more reprehensibly) Whitehall, were much more important.

    934:

    Funneling money into a disinformation op directed at skewing a foreign election is invariably a statistical exercise and trying to prove a direct causal link is nearly impossible.

    Look how long it has taken to bring Trump up on charges of no-shit ballot rigging in Georgia: and that's with a well-defined Conspirator Number One in the prosecution's sights. There's no way of knowing if Russian disinfo money had any effect whatsoever -- other than to line the pockets of its recipients -- or whether it actually bought and paid for the Brexit result (which, you will remember, was balanced on a knife-edge, within the margins of error of the pre-referendum polls). But we do know that there was a network of far-right assholes spraying money around in hope of making more money (I'm not naming the Brits because at least two of them are notoriously litigious, but we know about the Koch involvement, Steve Bannon, Cambridge Analytica, etc), and it's reasonable to suppose that lots of other people were meddling, and most of them wanted to weaken the UK's integration in the EU (a strong monolithic economic bloc that doesn't usually roll over and play dead when the oligarchs whistle).

    935:

    However, you CAN trace the disinformation flow, and the analyses I saw were that almost none of the disinformation on social media either started there or did anything but reinforce existing prejudices. The ab initio disinformation and, as far as could be determined, people's beliefs came primarily from the media and 'think tanks', where the foreign money came primarily from the USA.

    It's damn hard to start either a truth or myth unless you already have a fairly extensive network of readership, and only a few, well-understood, social media sources reach that threshhold. The hype about troll farms hides the fact that they probably don't have much effect.

    936:

    It's damn hard to start either a truth or myth unless you already have a fairly extensive network of readership, and only a few, well-understood, social media sources reach that threshhold. The hype about troll farms hides the fact that they probably don't have much effect.

    I believe you fundamentally don't understand or don't believe the way Facebook, Twitter, and various echo chambers podcasts and blogs and similar can spread real or fake information rapidly to millions of people. From just a handful of original sources. Especially when it is something that emotionally they want to be true.

    937:

    If you read what YOU posted again, you will realise that you are confirming what I said. That is true, and it happens without troll farms being involved. The networks of readership to which I (and the researchers who analysed them) are precisely the ones spreading out from that handful of original sources, which they could identify, and almost none of the links involved troll farms. As I said, those original sources were mainly the media, followed by 'think tanks' and a few well-known bloggers.

    As I said, the evidence is that TROLL FARMS have very little effect on opinions; almost all they did is to feed (dis)information round and round, from people who have already accepted it to other people who have already accepted it.

    938:

    I did read what you said. And while you are convinced in your absolute rightness, I and many others who have looked into this feel you are wrong.

    939:

    Charlie: the Brexit referendum took place on June 23 of 2016, allowing plenty of time to re-target English-speaking troll farms on US voters.

    Oh, good point. You're right, they had time to pivot over to riling up the US morons once they were done with the UK morons. (In the Eternal September we seem to be stuck with the morons.)

    EC: It's damn hard to start either a truth or myth unless you already have a fairly extensive network of readership, and only a few, well-understood, social media sources reach that threshhold.

    Sadly, not as hard as we'd like. Did you even hear about the Macedonian fake news sites? TL;DR: in 2016 one teenager discovered he could make money by posting political crap to his website and click mining gullible Americans; he and other kids piled onto the gravy train, putting up cross-linked sites full of tales about Trump's triumphs and how awful Hillary Clinton was.

    940:

    And a key point about all kinds of election interference. The vast majority of it wasn't to get one or another candidate elected. That was a side effect that was desirable if it could be made to happen.

    The main point of many of these hard core (in all directions) groups and grifters inside the country was to rile folks up. Because it's easier to grift or get polities enacted off of riled up people than those who are not upset with everything.

    And the outsiders just want to make the internal politics of a country they disagree with messier. As it allows them to do more of what they want without a coherent respone.

    941:

    I, for one, really want to see Bob and Mo ride off together into the sunset, maybe into a parallel world where magic doesn't work, or that there are extremely stringent limits?

    But taking both series as a whole, I'm having trouble seeing any ending that doesn't involve the whole planet, or maybe the solar system, going blam. Please don't write yourself into a corner that makes that an inevitable ending.

    942:

    If people are brought up in a culture where a certain (distinctive) food isn't eaten, there is a high chance that they will not like it.

    I grew up on English cooking. Specifically, 1950s English cooking. It's fuel, but I live mostly on Chinese, Indian, and Mexican food. Bland North-Americanized versions, because my digestive system rebels at hot spices now (although I periodically enjoy a meal knowing I'll pay for it later).

    My Chinese friends who like cheese didn't grow up with it. And like me with Sichuan food, one of them indulges in cheese knowing she'll pay the price later.

    Both of us had the chance to try good examples of different cuisines in our 20s, which might have been young enough not to get fixated on one school (genre? culture?) of cooking.

    In any case, i stand by my original point that just because person A doesn't like a food, that doesn't make that food automatically a horrible food only eaten by people too poor or ignorant to eat better.

    943:

    I think that it's more the individual's metabolism and personality than the age of exposure - note that I am NOT denying that is a major factor. My point is that being accustomed to (distinctive) food IS a factor, for a great many (perhaps most) people. I am definitely unusual in the range of things I will try (once).

    "In any case, i stand by my original point that just because person A doesn't like a food, that doesn't make that food automatically a horrible food only eaten by people too poor or ignorant to eat better."

    Now, THERE we are in total agreement!

    944:

    Charlie corrected my error [763]: You're right. I'd remembered "clouds" in the habitable zone of the Venusian atmosphere, but forgot that they weren't water. Guess I was thinking of deep time back when Venus still had water.

    JohnS wondered [813]: "What if you cover your balloon with solar cells and don't worry about using the string to generate electricity?"

    I suspect that even very light solar panels would weigh enough to make the energy return on that weight investment insufficient. But maybe it would work with something like spray-on photovoltaics (i.e., a thin film).

    JohnS: "What if you just use the "string" to dangle your vapor trap down into wetter parts of the atmosphere?"

    The aerodynamic drag is still a problem even if we assume that the balloons are geostationary. The problem is winds at lower altitudes, which create a drag on the "string" even if the balloon isn't pulling the string through the atmosphere.

    Heteromeles [779] noted: "Just a note: there's a little field called aerobiology. You probably know them by the pollen and spore counts they produce for the weather reports."

    Yup, but these organisms aren't migrating vertically in the atmosphere on a diurnal basis, which I find much more interesting as a story concept.

    945:

    Scott Sanford @ 927:

    one of those cui bono things, innit - they liked the result => they must have had a hand in it
    same with the 2016 us election

    The 2016 election in the US is one of the strongest arguments against substantial Russian tampering in the Brexit mess.

    Russia can only have a finite number of English speaking agents, and only so many internet savvy folks, and only so many ways to influence people without a certainty of getting caught. Since Russia spent most of 2016 up to its eyebrows in the US election, it's completely plausible that they didn't have much attention to spare for Brexit.

    Just because a resource is finite doesn't mean it isn't sufficient to apply to multiple tasks.

    946:

    Yup, but these organisms aren't migrating vertically in the atmosphere on a diurnal basis, which I find much more interesting as a story concept.

    Yes, but you’ve got to come up with why it would happen. The upper atmosphere as we know it is the world’s biggest nutrient desert, so why live there at all?

    Venus has a really draggy long day, so why migrate up or down instead of towards the sunrise or sunset? Apparently some modelers are saying the drag of that dense atmosphere is slowing Venus’s rotation, and originally it was more like Earth.

    If you want a mind screw alt-Venus to play with, try this: during the Late Heavy Bombardment, a nameless planetismal smacked Venus upside the pole, blowing off a goodly amount of her atmosphere and laying her out flat on her side. Nasty thing to do to a lady. Anyway, you can think about what a thinner atmosphere, Uranian orbital tilt, and terrestrial day length would do to distribute all that solar energy pouring in.

    Cheers!

    947:

    "The upper atmosphere as we know it is the world's biggest nutrient desert, so why live there at all?"

    Electricity converters? Get their energy from the same source that makes the aurora light up, and migrate up and down as the ionosphere moves. Perhaps they eventually evolve some kind of hive intelligence, and then it turns out that SETI and the like should have been paying more attention to all that atmospheric noise they've been trying to filter out.

    Thermal energy converters? Maybe they drive their metabolism using the differences in the relative rates/directions of various chemical reactions with temperature/pressure. They bounce up and down to give the different sets of reactions a chance to go in the right order. They are kind of comical vaguely-steampunkish aerostatic creatures, who are really hard to talk to because you get sick trying to follow them boinging up and down.

    On Venus, they could be scavenging energy from chemical differences with altitude. If they can pick up anything with two hydrogens and an oxygen in it down at low levels, they can get a chunk of energy out of it when they cart it up to the oleum layer. Maybe down near the surface they can find a highly dilute trace of all that formaldehyde the 50s SF writers used to bang on about. And the other product of dehydrating that is very fine particles of carbon soot, which assist in cloud formation and trapping heat, and so help to perpetuate the planet's notorious conditions.

    948:

    Problem is, living involves getting nutrients as well as energy. The point of a nutrient desert is that it’s short of nutrients. On Earth, the biggest nutrient desert we normally think about is the tropical Pacific. But above the troposphere is far bigger and has far less. Bacteria make it into the stratosphere, and I think the highest flying bird do too, but there’s nothing to eat or drink up there, and precious little to breathe.

    950:

    Jimmy Buffet died. I wasn't into his music, but I really enjoyed his autobiography.

    951:

    Did you mean "Vime's boots"?

    953:

    Depends how alien/weird you want to get, though: what's a nutrient? For an animal, it's some complex chemical whose elements have already been assembled into an interesting form by whatever was using them before you ate it. But for a plant, it's energy, which it uses to make interesting forms out of very dull things like carbon dioxide and water. Once you get one that figures out how to do the same trick with nitrogen as well, it's well on the way to a potential aerial existence already.

    (Or maybe it does it the other way round: nitrogen is the principal tricky bit, so it takes to the upper atmosphere to scarf nitrogen oxidised by atmospheric electrical phenomena and UV and stuff without waiting for it to come down in the rain, which the proper upper stuff won't do anyway.)

    That leaves you with sulphur and phosphorus, ionic solutes, and a bunch of things only needed in quantities from tiny to barely detectable. For these you need to think in terms of some combination of using the small quantities that do get chucked up there by things like volcanic eruptions and sufficiently gigantic storms, and evolving your chemistry along different lines that doesn't need them, depending on which one you're talking about (eg. sulphur and phosphorus are pretty fundamental for the chemistry, but you don't need magnesium to make a dye that does the same kind of excited-electrons jiggery-pokery that chlorophyll does).

    There's also good potential in something terrestrial organisms tend to be very bad at: recycling. When there's loads of tack just lying around it makes life easier to go for open-ended cycles: assimilate it, fuck it up, and shit out the wreckage. It's not worth the extra energy to reprocess it back into a useful form instead. But for an organism that has buckets of energy available (relative to its lifestyle) but is chronically short of tack, it does make more sense to use the energy to shunt the tack round in circles so you don't constantly need more of it. An obvious example of something similar, albeit in less extreme form, would be the lengths desert plants and animals go to to conserve water.

    954:

    during the Late Heavy Bombardment, a nameless planetismal smacked Venus upside the pole, blowing off a goodly amount of her atmosphere and laying her out flat on her side.

    The Venus belt, by L. Neil Smith. A Libertarian conglomerate straps a shitload of rocket motors onto Ceres and slams it into Venus with a high merging delta vee, turning both of them into an rubble field something akin to an asteroid belt. Lots of mineral resources, lots of solar energy to turn said resources into useful stuff, big win!

    Except for the rubble that doesn't stay politely in Venus orbit...

    955:

    Very interesting - one-man rule, which has changed for the worse, over the years.
    Becuase it's BeeB, you might want to read this, um, carefully.

    Also this interesting piece - Ukraine is dependent upon Elon - you what?

    956:

    The main point of many of these hard core (in all directions) groups and grifters inside the country was to rile folks up. Because it's easier to grift or get polities enacted off of riled up people than those who are not upset with everything.

    This was the business plan of the Macedonian teenagers. One of them explained it pretty bluntly when asked why they wrote for Trump supporters but not Clinton supporters: They'd tried that, but Clinton people kept fact checking stories, discovering that they weren't true, and stopping. The share rate just wasn't there. Meanwhile the Trump fans would share anything that made Clinton look bad, which brought in their friends, and they kept coming back for more dirt the next day.

    957:

    Off topic: James Nicoll wrote about Five SF&F Authors Who Debuted at a Surprisingly Young Age and, gosh, guess who was into Dungeons & Dragons as a teenager?

    Alas, it seems death knights, githyanki, and slaad don't pay any royalties.

    958:

    Ukraine is dependent upon Elon

    You just noticed?

    In the US news, he and the Pentagon have been in constant negotiations over just how much service Ukraine gets and exactly who pays the bills. It has changed multiple times.

    959:

    20: Heteromeles

    "Another thing is that not everybody who has white ancestors identifies as white. Barack Obama, the Black President, had a white mother. But he's black."

    Shockingly, who is and is not white is defined by society, not genetics, and US society defined persons as Black if they had some level of black ancestry (iirc, one would be defined as "black" if any ancestor five generations back was defined as black). In the US, at least, who was and was not white was defined in different ways with time; in the first half of the 19th Century "white" was limited to northern and western European Protestants; Catholics and Eastern and Southern Europeans and the other peoples of the Mediterranean littoral weren't "white." This changed with time, but there were communities in the US, as late as the 1960s, that would not welcome people who didn't fit the early 19th Century definition of "white," let alone the current one.

    44: OGH

    "it's quite possible to combine support for white women's rights with profound racism against women of colour and homophobia)."

    Indeed, it's happened, as has the inverse: the Abolition movement in the US wasn't particularly friendly towards women's rights (and segments of it were rabidly anti-Catholic, antisemitic, and anti-immigrant); the post-Reconstruction women's suffrage movement was frequently less than friendly to racial justice.

    Since there have been some interesting suggestions, I'll add a terrible one: a Ruritarian romance.

    960:

    the Abolition movement in the US wasn't particularly friendly towards women's rights

    Also chunks of the Civil Rights movement.

    Many women played important roles in the Civil Rights Movement, from leading local civil rights organizations to serving as lawyers on school segregation lawsuits. Their efforts to lead the movement were often overshadowed by men, who still get more attention and credit for its successes in popular historical narratives and commemorations. Many women experienced gender discrimination and sexual harassment within the movement and later turned towards the feminist movement in the 1970s.

    https://www.loc.gov/collections/civil-rights-history-project/articles-and-essays/women-in-the-civil-rights-movement/

    I recall reading somewhere (but can't find where) that black women were told to step back and let the men have the stage, because after generations of oppression they (black men) needed positive affirmation — and the men were apparently clueless that black women had also been oppressed at least as much…

    ISTR that the article was at least partly about Rosa Parks: how she wasn't just a tired woman who stubbornly wanted to sit (as is implied by the way the story is usually told) but an activist who with other women planned and trained for the event.


    On the broader topic, just as being oppressed doesn't automatically make people sympathetic to others who are oppressed, being an activist for one groups rights doesn't seem to confer enhanced sympathy with other groups struggling for the same rights. I still vividly remember my first principal, who was adamant that the Holocaust must never be forgotten or repeated, remarking when the Rwandan Genocide happened: "well, blacks are savages, it isn't surprising they kill each other".

    961:

    I recall reading somewhere (but can't find where) that black women were told to step back and let the men have the stage, because after

    Well women in general had barriers no mater what shade of their skin. Unless they had inherited wealth. And even then there were lots of barriers.

    The easy one is most banks (state laws??) in the US didn't allow married women to open a checking account without their husband's approval. Just extrapolate out the details of this and small businesses and ....

    962:
    ISTR that the article was at least partly about Rosa Parks: how she wasn't just a tired woman who stubbornly wanted to sit (as is implied by the way the story is usually told) but an activist who with other women planned and trained for the event

    Claudette Colvin did it first, but Claudette Colvin was a pregnant single high school student and the NAACP thought she'd be disregarded so re-ran it with someone unimpeachable to kick off the boycott.

    (A similar example: Bayard Rustin. Was he kept out of the limelight because the Civil Rights movement was homophobic, or because they knew the society they were trying to persuade was homophobic?)

    963:

    Why not some of each.

    964:

    A query for OGH:

    You're currently working on a Narnia crossover. Have you read John Braine's 'The Pious Agent'? I wondered at the time we first met Persephone Hazard whether that was on your list. (That was the point where the method became blindingly obvious.)

    965:

    "Groups" campaigning for rights, whilst simultaneusly not recognising that others might have similar problems. And/or fighting for your/our "rights" whilst simultaneously degrading/denigrating other's claimed rights.
    Now, where have I & we heard that recently?
    Oh yes:
    "Feminism" vs "LGBTQ" vs "Trans" - & we've had some, err .. "vigorous" discussions, even here, too.

    966:

    Ruritanian romance. Um, I think that the ultimate parody of one was made many, many years ago... by the Marx Brothers: Duck Soup.

    967:

    Back in the fifties, and into the sixties, at least, Jews were acknowledged allies of the Black Civil Rights Movement.

    968:

    Re: 'Because it's easier to grift or get polities enacted off of riled up people than those who are not upset with everything.'

    Better yet: Deadlock - bring all of the gov't and citizens to a standstill. Very costly for the affected country economically, politically and socially. IMO, it's very difficult to achieve a 50-50 vote time after time, yet it seems to have become the norm in the US.

    Troll-farms - they don't need to start rumors, all they need to do is see which ones attract the most attention among which subgroups and then they AMPLIFY! Low energy, low cost, low imagination/brain power yet very effective.

    About English-speaking Russians -

    Per Wikipedia, there are 10 million English-speaking Russians. Definitely enough to staff very many troll-farms. English is the 20th/21st century Latin: if you want to get published/noticed outside of your country/immediate environment, you learn English.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_English-speaking_population

    The ultimate organic recycler - fungi! I clicked this article on a tweet showing a diagram of a mushroom's network.

    https://jaytimbadia.medium.com/fungal-networks-natures-apparent-consciousness-83d5216d0edd

    'Fungi are, in layman's terms the grand molecular decomposers of nature. Now, what does that mean? Well, they break down wood. If joey were laying down on the ground and died, fungi would leap up to recycle him, it’s gross but that’s the way of nature. They, in fact, are the digestive tracks of the forest. They blindly decompose everything for everybeing. They break down plant life and make it usable for new plant life and animal life. They decompose dead and dying organisms and move all those nutrients back into the cycle. In fact, they will demolish anything that’s natural, anything that’s hydrocarbon-based. So that includes stuff like oil spills. Also pollutants. They are the solution, in fact.'

    Asian foods -

    I really, really like most Asian cuisines - can't make them all that well (or quickly enough) so I stimulate the local economy by eating out when the urge hits. Anyways - for every first try of every Asian cuisine, I've been 'surprised' and it's always been by the extremely spicy/hot sauces and sides. Who knew that kimchi* should not be scarfed down like coleslaw.

    *Good grief, it's mostly cabbage after all - one of the most boring veggies. Erm... nope, not per Korean prep!

    969:

    Good grief, it's mostly cabbage after all - one of the most boring veggies. Erm... nope, not per Korean prep!

    I've always been fond of cabbage, but recently discovered chile crisp (Lao Gan Ma in particular). Chop up some cabbage, saute it with LGM, and yum!

    970:

    Re: 'Chop up some cabbage, saute it with LGM, and yum!'

    I just looked up that sauce - sounds worth trying - thanks!

    Re: FTL

    Forgot to post this earlier but since FTL is being discussed ...

    I'm curious about how FTL might/might not work in an increasingly rapidly expanding universe, as in: the edges/farthest reaches of the universe might currently be expanding faster than light. Knotty problem.

    971:

    black women were told to step back and let the men have the stage

    The problem is that even if not true in a specific instance it's so common that it's plausible. Which led to that whole intersectionality thing that drives a certain type of conservative off their perch.

    But intersectionality is a really solid response to a process that has roots in various intra-activist issues, and along the way gave us such joys as the hierarchy of oppression (there is only one and I get to define it 😶). Sure, acknowledging intersectionality makes things complicated, but life is complicated (just ask your microbiome!) Per the "you're not a billionaire" thread from a long time ago on this very blog, even the most privileged of us is oppressed.

    972:

    how FTL might/might not work in an increasingly rapidly expanding universe

    That depends on the magic involved in the FTL, presumably. The simple answer is "it makes those volumes accessible" but that's no fun.

    Important to remember that we have no reason to think there's any more reality to that line than there is to the barrier that surrounds a black hole, and for the same reasons (you could even test the easy* one first to see what happens)

    * for some definitions of "easy"

    973:

    SFR
    AND HERE, too! The tories are exhauisted & impotent, yet still "in power" - wrecking everything they can touch, so that any incoming guvmint will have to spend at least an entire term wiping up ....
    And, of course: BREXSHIT - rendering everything impossible.
    So - it might not look like it, but we are also in a horrible immobile stasis.

    974:

    There are theories of the universe that posit exactly that, one of which was that anything outside the light sphere is unobservable.

    975:

    LGM has been a staple in our kitchen for a long time. A couple of years ago I discovered a tomato based version, which our local chinese market special orders for me. It is absurdly good.

    I have gone through phases where I become enamored with a particular type of cuisine and spend a year or three learning to cook it as best I can. Currently I have found a few books about the cuisine of Hunan province in China, which is apparently overrun with simple to prepare/incredibly delicious food. Not very much like most 'Chinese' food I can find here in Canada, but that is hardly astonishing - there are a thousand language groups in China, and likely as many culinary traditions.

    976:

    Minor rant.

    It was 100F/38C today in town. 102F/39C at the airport.

    Give me a break.

    Rarely is it in the 80s F enough during the day for the community pools in the area to consider staying open past our big first Monday in September holiday. Just too cold most years for anyone but pre-teens to have any desire to get wet.

    This year we're looking at 80s/90s F for another week or two. Or more.

    Ugh.

    I can afford my power bill these days but it IS going to be a fat one.

    977:

    Not very much like most 'Chinese' food I can find here in Canada, but that is hardly astonishing - there are a thousand language groups in China, and likely as many culinary traditions.

    Talking about Chinese food is like talking about European food. There are as many differences between different Chinese culinary traditions as there are between different European traditions.

    978:

    =+=+=+=

    ultra-processed in various posts...

    a friend got me something to fuel my nightmares, only read a few pages so YMMV... "Chris van Tulleken -- Ultra-Processed People Why Do We All Eat Stuff That Isn’t Food"

    =+=+=+=

    Pigeon 682

    for those who heard of Heinlein's "Man Who Sold The Moon", might I suggest an update... Coke or Adidas or Starbucks or someone pays a hefty lump of cold cash (USD$10^7 sounds sweet enough) to have their logo etched in lunar regolith... given the diameter is 3,475 km likely the scale would be at least 500 km (900km?)... maybe there's five or eight or ten logos at any given time… enough room much as there is multiple logos on racing car hoods... and the contract is just like highway billboards... you don't own it, you rent it... every year there will be a bidding war just as soon as enough data about marketing effectiveness is gathered...

    =+=+=+=

    Charlie Stross 681

    intact derelict satellites can be deorbited by attaching a tug to any of those bits of framework... or in extremis a loop of cable slipped around it and snugged tight... delta vee provided by a disposable high-efficiency low impulse chemical rocket engine acceleration of less than 0.01gee given materials might be brittle from vacuum/sunlight exposure...

    big pieces (10+ centimeters) of crud can be grabbed by a retrieval arm on a tug designed for long term (multi-year) usage... teleoperated by an underpaid-overworked-disrespected recent college grad in a windowless operations center in Florida or Brussels or Paris or wherever political porkbarrel haggles place it... accumulated until there's enough to warrant deorbiting... or maybe collecting... mass is mass...

    the goal is sweeping up crud... if it is flecks smaller than a grain of sand, that's a matter of trying to ensure closing velocity is low enough to avoid too much damage to the net below 5m/s (18KPH)... the net is multiple layers of material, intentionally designed so topmost layering is sacrificial... the layout of the two nets effectively provides a tidal force which draws the crud into catch-basions at the ends of the nets... eventually gets full enough to warrant deorbiting...

    =+=+=+=

    Elderly Cynic 691:

    yes it will heat up the atmosphere by way of braking maneuvers but thanks to it being a lifeless lump there can be repeated grazing over multiple days to reduce velocity before final descent so most of the thermal transfer is upper-upper-upper atmosphere where it ought bleed off into space without reaching denser atmosphere where majority of Earth's weather occurs... then again... it might do so much thermal transfer this melts our brains...

    =+=+=+=

    Keith Halperin 696:

    if you are looking for nightmare fuel...

    kudzu on land... already a hassle and as warm growth zones shift ever northwards kudzu ought be invading northwards too along with various 'n sundry stinging insects... malaria along with covid... then there's multiple drug resistant mycobacterium tuberculosis... yummy...

    and [cannot-remember-name] fernlike seaweed which is sexually sterile and reproduces by sending out self-rooting tendrils... the stuff has been found in various locations along warm water seacoasts and fish refuse to eat it (bad flavor?) so nothing is stopping it from spreading...

    =+=+=+=

    979:

    David L @ 961:

    I recall reading somewhere (but can't find where) that black women were told to step back and let the men have the stage, because after

    Well women in general had barriers no mater what shade of their skin. Unless they had inherited wealth. And even then there were lots of barriers.

    The easy one is most banks (state laws??) in the US didn't allow married women to open a checking account without their husband's approval. Just extrapolate out the details of this and small businesses and ....

    When I got married in 1974 it was still common that credit accounts were all in the husband's name. I don't think we had a joint checking account, just her name was added to my checking account (on the checks) so she could write checks on the account.

    My ex-wife cured me of that stupidity.

    At that, I didn't have it as bad as a friend of mine. His wife didn't bother with whether there was actually any money in the account before SHE wrote checks. Caused HIM no end of trouble.

    980:

    SFReader @ 968:

    *Good grief, it's mostly cabbage after all - one of the most boring veggies. Erm... nope, not per Korean prep!

    Not kimchi and NOT boring: Southern Fried Cabbage Recipe | Keto Recipes [YouTube]

    I tried the recipe & it was DELISH ... and after eating two LARGE helpings, I had enough left over to make cabbage soup (3 Quart/Liter Mason Jars which keeps in the fridge).

    PS: Update on making my new house a home - I took delivery of a 40' High Cube shipping container today, so soon* I'll have a replacement for the basement I no longer have so I can get my yard tools & "stuff" out of the weather.

    *It's just sitting on the ground in my back yard right now. I want to get it leveled before I start loading.

    981:

    Moz @ 972:

    how FTL might/might not work in an increasingly rapidly expanding universe

    That depends on the magic involved in the FTL, presumably. The simple answer is "it makes those volumes accessible" but that's no fun.

    Important to remember that we have no reason to think there's any more reality to that line than there is to the barrier that surrounds a black hole, and for the same reasons (you could even test the easy* one first to see what happens)

    * for some definitions of "easy"]

    Does it even matter? How far away from Earth would your starting point have to be for you to even be able to see the edge of the universe?

    We can't see it from here on Earth. We can't even see where it used to be many billions & billions of years ago.

    982:

    Howard NYC @ 978:

    =+=+=+=

    Keith Halperin 696:

    if you are looking for nightmare fuel...

    kudzu on land... already a hassle and as warm growth zones shift ever northwards kudzu ought be invading northwards too along with various 'n sundry stinging insects... malaria along with covid... then there's multiple drug resistant mycobacterium tuberculosis... yummy...

    and [cannot-remember-name] fernlike seaweed which is sexually sterile and reproduces by sending out self-rooting tendrils... the stuff has been found in various locations along warm water seacoasts and fish refuse to eat it (bad flavor?) so nothing is stopping it from spreading...

    Goats will eat Kudzu. People can eat goats.

    Goats on this NC farm are helping control the invasive Kudzu weed

    Of course, you then have to deal with the erosion that was the original reason for introducing Kudzu ... but I think that's something people can deal with using native plants?

    983:

    My late ex said that kudzu was imported as cattle food, but that kudzu liked the South a lot better than cattle liked kudzu.

    984:

    "At that, I didn't have it as bad as a friend of mine. His wife didn't bother with whether there was actually any money in the account before SHE wrote checks. Caused HIM no end of trouble."

    There are Victorian novels about people in England doing that. Wife walks into posh dress shop, orders dress; gets credit merely by saying "I'm Mrs BJ Smegma", husband gets to pay. Apparently this was normal. Wife gets addicted to buying posh dresses, going to shop after shop as each in turn gets fed up with not being paid; husband ends up with most of the dress shops in London on his back, but wife intercepts all communications, so he doesn't know. Until something breaks and a hundred tons of shit lands on his head all at once.

    985:

    RE: '... theories of the universe that posit exactly that'

    Would appreciate any recommendations re: sources explaining this (speed of light - expanding universe) in plain language. Thanks!

    Moz @ 972: '... barrier that surrounds a black hole'

    Recently read an article about a 'burping' black hole. There goes the 'nothing escapes' a black hole theory.

    My take-away: we still don't have enough data to accept any theory as completely proven mostly because we haven't looked at enough stuff and/or don't have sufficiently advanced tech/instruments to make a broad enough range of measurements. (General relativity is, so far, the only exception: keeps 'passing ' every test that's been thrown at it.)

    https://www.space.com/black-holes-burping-stars-astronomers-stumped#:~:text=Up%20to%20half%20of%20the,too%20close%20to%20black%20holes.

    JohnS @ 980: 'I took delivery of a 40' High Cube shipping container today, ..'

    That's pretty big (39.5' x 7.8' x 8.9') - and you're using all of it for storage? - I ask because I've seen a few YT videos of people converting shipping containers into housing. They lay a couple of containers side by side, cut through a few walls for windows and doors, weld some pieces together, etc. A small scale toy version of this could make for an interesting variation on Lego plus a good way to test out potential designs. OOC - how was it transported?

    I might give that Southern Fried Cabbage recipe a try. Thanks!

    986:

    Re: 'The tories are exhauisted & impotent, yet still "in power" ...'

    Budget season is coming 'round - given what happened with the last PM (Truss), I'd insist that the OBR review any economic/budgetary promises made by any of the leading parties before they're made part of the party's platform. Also - based on news headlines, i.e., Rishi's wife being a major beneficiary (shareholder) of the more widely provided for childcare funding - all conflict of interest must be declared. If they have a plan, then they've must have identified who the major actors are, what the costs are likely to be, etc. If they can't identify costs, suppliers - then they don't have a plan. If they're unaware that one of their immediate family will benefit from a policy - then how the hell can they possibly know what is going on in an entire nation's economy! (This rant can apply to any pol/gov't.)

    I just checked - it appears that, legally, the Tories don't have to call a general election until Dec 2024. Good luck!

    987:

    I'll have a replacement for the basement I no longer have so I can get my yard tools & "stuff" out of the weather.

    Shipping containers can leak from above. A friend of mine found this out the hard way. I imagine an appropriately sized and anchored blue tarp would resolve this.

    988:

    Re: OBR review

    Here's the current Charter for Budget Responsibility - available to anyone interested like maybe the PM, rival parties and assorted cronies.

    https://obr.uk/docs/dlm_uploads/Charter_for_Budget_Responsibility_FINAL.pdf

    I'm aware that UK max tax rates have dropped (5% for corps, 1% for people) - interesting, considering that expenses are projected to increase. And that richer folk - by definition - have more disposable income, i.e., taxes hurt less/are not health/life threatening. No idea re: what percent of total UK tax revenue comes from corps vs. people. Or what percent of what might have been collectible tax revenue has been excused (see: BigRiver pays zero tax as a swap for providing x state/country hundreds of crappy, poorly paid jobs).

    Corporate mergers - haven't checked activity in the UK but mergers have been making headlines recently on this side of the pond. A quick search says that unlike the US & EU the UK doesn't have much in terms of official review of corporate mergers/acquisitions. Just found the below: more mergers/acquisitions with foreign corps buying (controlling) UK corps than of UK corps buying foreign corps.

    https://www.ons.gov.uk/businessindustryandtrade/changestobusiness/mergersandacquisitions/bulletins/mergersandacquisitionsinvolvingukcompanies/januarytomarch2023#:~:text=In%20Quarter%201%20(Jan%20to,2022%20(%C2%A316.8%20billion).

    989:

    Kudzu is edible by humans, too.

    990:

    You know that the prevailing creation myth is that the Big Bang created the physical constants? The theory was that the initial explosion was such that the diameter of the universe was greater than the speed of light times the time that had passed when the speed of light etc. came into existence. I didn't bother to read further.

    991:

    Don't over-egg general relativity. The first proven prediction was in the 1960s, though there is enough now that it is essentially inarguable at low curvatures. But we don't have any proof of general relativity at high curvatures that doesn't depend on assuming general relativity. For example, there are variant formulae that predict no event horizons, which makes quite a lot of difference!

    If anything, quantum mechanics is more solid, though it's a bit more of a meta-theory, so that's 'cheating'.

    992:

    Mostly from individuals:

    https://ifs.org.uk/taxlab/taxlab-key-questions/where-does-government-get-its-money

    I asked my HMRC contact about a similar matter to the tax exemption, and was told that the data are simply not collected in a form to determine that.

    Selling British resources off to foreign corporations (especially USA ones) has been policy since the time of Thatcher. And, no, Blair was NOT an exception.

    993:

    Don't over-egg general relativity. The first proven prediction was in the 1960s ]...]

    . precession of orbit of Mercury 1915(?) - bending of light 1917 - gravitational redshift of a white dwarf 1954

    994:

    The standards of scientific proof based on prediction are rather higher than that.

    Mercury's precession was not a prediction (i.e. it was a well-known anomaly in Newtonian mechanics), and GR has enough undetermined constants to be made to fit the known data. In any case, here were at least three other theories for it which had not been disproved only superseded) disproved by the 1960s.

    The bending of light was predicted in the 18th century. Yes, special relativity (effectively) predicts half the correct value. I don't know when the value was measured closely enough to distinguish them but, in any case, there were other theories.

    The white dwarf example is one where the claimed proof depends on assuming general relativity. Yes, a red shift was observed, but estimating the star's mass depends on assuming GR.

    995:

    Upon searching more thoroughly, the first accurate measurement of the bending of light round the sun was actually in 1919 but, as I said, there were other theories.

    Amusingly, Einstein initially predicted half the correct value, so a successful 1912 or 1914 measurement would have DISPROVED his theory :-)

    https://arxiv.org/pdf/2004.11681.pdf

    But, for the record, I and almost all physicists regard GR as having been being proven for low gravitational stresses for half a century. Even so, there are some who dissent for VERY low ones or distances on the Hubbard scale.

    996:

    @507:

    Texas is not, thank G-d, the United States; civilized parts of the country, like where I live in New England, banned corporal punishment in schools well before, say, the UK.

    The school where my daughter teaches is hiring a teacher from Barbados. I know that the British former possessions in the Caribbean are all different, but students I've had from the Caribbean (Jamaica) all faced corporal punishment. (I teach secondary science in a municipal school; my daughter teaches art in a different city's school system).

    997:

    Damn. I have to learn to finish my paragraphs.

    Some of school systems of the ex-British islands in the Caribbean have had corporal punishment into at least 2018; I do not know if Barbados falls into this group, if so, a teacher coming from there may be in for a culture shock.

    As for Texas? Polk was a horrible human being, who should rot in hell with Calhoun

    998:

    Damn. I have to learn to finish my paragraphs.

    Some of school systems of the ex-British islands in the Caribbean have had corporal punishment into at least 2018; I do not know if Barbados falls into this group, if so, a teacher coming from there may be in for a culture shock.

    As for Texas?
    Biggest mistake in US history was its annexation

    999:

    Just had to share this.

    Texas Paid a Bitcoin Miner $31.7 Million to Use Less Electricity During the State’s Hottest Month: https://www.texasmonthly.com/news-politics/texas-bitcoin-miner-riot-31-million-energy-credits/

    1000:

    Pigeon @ 984:

    "At that, I didn't have it as bad as a friend of mine. His wife didn't bother with whether there was actually any money in the account before SHE wrote checks. Caused HIM no end of trouble."

    There are Victorian novels about people in England doing that. Wife walks into posh dress shop, orders dress; gets credit merely by saying "I'm Mrs BJ Smegma", husband gets to pay. Apparently this was normal. Wife gets addicted to buying posh dresses, going to shop after shop as each in turn gets fed up with not being paid; husband ends up with most of the dress shops in London on his back, but wife intercepts all communications, so he doesn't know. Until something breaks and a hundred tons of shit lands on his head all at once.

    Yeah, that was before my time - although the wife intercepting bills she doesn't want the husband to see still goes on today AFAIK.

    My age cohort and I were around for the TAIL END of "women didn't have credit in their own names". The transition was sometimes messy. By the time we came along it was NOT a requirement for women to get the husband's permission, but it was still fairly common for the family's credit to be in the husband's name.

    Not good for the wives, but sometimes not so good for the husband either.

    If the wife chose to skate out (as mine did), she didn't have any legal obligation to pay the bills she'd run up before splitting ...

    It's better for husbands today to NOT be responsible for the wife's debts (and/or for the wife not to be responsible for the husband's debts).

    1001:

    Texas Paid a Bitcoin Miner $31.7 Million to Use Less Electricity

    In the last few days the Texas' "private", well in state power grid couldn't move all the wind power being generated in south Texas to where it was needed in the north Texas areas. It caused a 1000 mega watt drop in usable power to where it was needed.

    I'm sure Abbot will blame wind as not being reliable. I just couldn't be piss poor planning. Nope. Nada. Never.

    1002:

    SFReader @ 985:

    JohnS @ 980: 'I took delivery of a 40' High Cube shipping container today, ..'

    That's pretty big (39.5' x 7.8' x 8.9') - and you're using all of it for storage? - I ask because I've seen a few YT videos of people converting shipping containers into housing. They lay a couple of containers side by side, cut through a few walls for windows and doors, weld some pieces together, etc. A small scale toy version of this could make for an interesting variation on Lego plus a good way to test out potential designs. OOC - how was it transported?

    Delivered on a semi-truck flatbed "roll"-back (slide back?).

    I moved from a house that had 1026 sq ft of (heated) living area to a house with 912 sq ft of (heated)living area. But the old house had another 1026 sq ft of "unheated" basement. The container only adds another 308 sq ft - slightly more than than the "heated" area of my old house, but leaving me about 832 sq ft less usable space than I had before.

    I'd have to build a foundation to put the container (and another) on to make a house out of it. I'd need three containers to get the equivalent floor space of my current house. Plus plumbing, electrical & HVAC ...

    So yeah, I'm gonna use ALL of it for storage. Even at that it's probably gonna be tight. I figure I had maybe 480 sq ft of space USED in my basement. But that included one of my MGs.

    Wouldn't be room enough if I tried to store my MG in there (although I think I could get both MGs in there, but there wouldn't be any room for anything else.

    I might give that Southern Fried Cabbage recipe a try. Thanks!

    It's really good, but it makes a whole lot, enough for 5 or 6 persons. I keep stock (vegetable & chicken + sometimes beef) on hand all the time, so it was easy to use that (vegetable & chicken) to make a big batch of soup out of the left overs. It was also the first time I got to use my accumulated Mason Jars to "can" them

    •Fill the jars & place them in a big stock pot;
    •fill the stock pot with water up to the necks of the Mason jars;
    •fit the lids loosely - I just put the lids on and screwed the rings half a turn so steam could escape the jars.
    •Boil the water in the stock pot for half an hour
    •Let the jars cool - the lids suck down tight and after they've cooled you can screw down the rings.

    --=+=--=+=--=+=--

    Story about the MGs - back in my early 40s I decided it was time to have a midlife crisis & buy a sports car. The Mazda Miata was too damn small and an old Fiat 124 Spyder (like I had BEFORE I got married) was too damn expensive, but a used MGB was Goldilocks - JUST RIGHT.

    I bought the second one as a parts car ... and then figured out it was in too good shape to part out, so I saved it until I could get a round tuit so I could restore it. And then some asshole teenagers trashed my first MGB & left it UN-drivable. I didn't recover enough in the court settlement to repair all the damage, so it sat in my basement for almost 30 years until I could accumulate enough surplus to finish repairing/restoring it.

    Both of them are restorable and I just can't bring myself to sell them for scrap even though it's beginning to look like I'm never gonna' find that damn round tuit.

    But I do have enough room out back I could build a small garage for working space, so ...

    1003:

    Zeroth @ 987:

    I'll have a replacement for the basement I no longer have so I can get my yard tools & "stuff" out of the weather.

    Shipping containers can leak from above. A friend of mine found this out the hard way. I imagine an appropriately sized and anchored blue tarp would resolve this.

    Yes they can. Thanks.

    Fortunately I have some experience and made sure I was able to inspect the container before I bought it & I don't think that's likely to become a problem.

    OTOH, the driver wasn't able to place it exactly where I wanted it, so it's sitting where the sun can shine on it a lot more than I originally planned (got experience with that too) & it's likely to get really hot in the summer if it's not shaded somehow.

    But I've got all winter to build a light roof to sit on top of it providing an air gap & protection from direct heating.

    If I were really clever I could figure out how to mount solar panels up there & use those to power air conditioning. I'd have to cut down a 50ft+ pine tree and an old oak tree in my back yard (the pine tree sits MORE than 50ft from the house).

    But I'm only clever enough to recognize when something is probably beyond my current abilities. This getting old shit ain't for wimps!

    1004:

    But, for the record, I and almost all physicists regard GR as having been being proven for low gravitational stresses for half a century. Even so, there are some who dissent for VERY low ones or distances on the Hubbard scale.

    True. GR looks very good in the mid-ground. We're pretty sure it runs into trouble in the vicinity of the supposed singularities in black holes and a number or recent observations of the universe at early ages raise some interesting questions. And, of course, GR and QM seem to be separate things.

    What doesn't seem to be much in doubt is special relativity, and that's where I keep looking for questions. None at all have appeared that I know of, but still one should keep an eye on it.

    1005:

    Re: '... GR as having been being proven for low gravitational stresses'

    Haven't been able to search out what 'low gravitational stresses' means in this physics context - a pointer to info would be appreciated. Thanks! (Searches for this term mostly pulled up physiotherapy related stuff.)

    Re: '...data are simply not collected in a form to determine that.'

    Interesting since that missing data is the basis for so many pol campaign promises.

    I did find info on poverty in the UK - it's rising and likely to be much worse by year end 2023 than in the 2021/2022 report shown below. This report was prepared for the pols therefore the pols are bloody well aware of how badly people have been and are likely to continue to be affected.

    https://commonslibrary.parliament.uk/research-briefings/sn07096/

    'Department for Work and Pensions (DWP) data shows that around one in six people in the UK were in relative low income (relative poverty) before housing costs in 2021/22. This rises to just over one in five people once housing costs are accounted for.'

    BTW - seniors and families with young children are the most affected demographics.

    JohnS @ 1002:

    Miata, Spider, MG - these are fun cars, great feel for the road. Alas, they're not practical for regular stuff ... or poor weather of any kind.

    Batch cooking - Whenever we make large batch recipes, we just freeze them in 2 meal portion sizes. Large batch cooking really picked up when COVID lockdowns started and it's now just part of the normal routine for some recipes. I like the convenience of always having a pre-prepared main course that can be ready to eat in minutes. There's also a lot less food wastage - food going bad before it's eaten/cooked or left-overs in the fridge looking iffy.

    1006:

    "Low gravitational stress", "low curvature" etc. all mean the sort of conditions you get around and between ordinary stars (e.g. the sun). They include everything we can measure directly. Yes, there are a few anomalies, but they are small enough to have many possible explanations.

    https://www.researchgate.net/publication/225581058_Orbital_Anomalies

    1007:

    It's a long time ago now, but I remember that the Lorentz transformations are the unique solution to Newton's laws of motion being extended by a frame-invariant speed of light. That makes special relativity as solid as any physical theory can be.

    Of course, it doesn't mean what many people think it does; specifically, it relates to inertial mass, accelerated motion, distance, time and electromagnetic radiation in vacuuo, and nothing else.

    1008:

    Dale Allen 999:

    "Electric grids fed by renewables need a different kind of plumbing" (part of set of 6 articles)

    https://www.economist.com/technology-quarterly/2023/04/05/electric-grids-fed-by-renewables-need-a-different-kind-of-plumbing

    (accessible via https://archive.ph/)

    1009:

    On the subject of leaky shipping containers - I DID get a good one.

    We had heavy rain this morning & early afternoon. I just went outside to have a look see and there's nary a drop inside.

    1010:

    You can buy plastic pallets on craiglist around here for not much money. I'd still put them down as a floor to keep things dry if some small leaks do develop.

    But I'm weird about such. :)

    1011:

    I’m not the expert you are, but I’d throw in the caution that distance is tricky in this context. If a ship is traveling at high speed to Proxima Centauri, an outside observer will see the ship’s length grow shorter along the line of flight, but they will not see the distance between the ship and the star contract as the result of the Lorentz Transformation.

    Wouldn’t the universe be a fun place if you could make the distance to your destination contract just by going really, really fast?

    1012:

    "Wouldn’t the universe be a fun place if you could make the distance to your destination contract just by going really, really fast?"

    From the viewpoint of the people on the ship, that's exactly what happens. And their viewpoint is as good as anybody else's.

    JHomes

    1013:

    Around these parts the humidity combined with temperature differential makes a steel container a mold/condensation trap unless you insulate the interior with spray foam. There are many such around, including entire companies that have converted industrial lots full of containers into paid storage units.

    1014:

    Locally we have this.

    https://boxyard.rtp.org/about/

    Plus some singles around the area as things like fixed location food trucks and similar.

    1015:

    What happened? - I suppose it's a start.
    Wait for the screams of doom - & NOTHING happens. ...

    Meanwhile the tories are cutting special needs education, the bastards - you really couild not make this up - I suppose they hope everybody will have forgotten in a year's time?

    Which leads to SFR @ 1005: I did find info on poverty in the UK - it's rising and likely to be much worse by year end 2023
    VOTE TORY for Shit in the Rivers!
    See also, our Stella having a very justified rant on the subject

    1016:

    I can assure you that this most definitely occurs on a fast motorcycle, and it is most definitely fun.

    1017:

    timrowledge
    There was, also the, um, "eccentric" English composer, "Peter Warlock" { Real surname; Heseltine } who was noted for nude motorcycling, amongst other activities ...

    1018:

    You know. There are times a soft cloth barrier just makes sense.

    1019:

    David L @ 1010:

    You can buy plastic pallets on craiglist around here for not much money. I'd still put them down as a floor to keep things dry if some small leaks do develop.

    But I'm weird about such. :)

    I'll buy them if I can't scrounge them.

    1020:

    It does strike me that "Relativistic Nude Bikers In Riemann Space" would be quite a good band name.

    They could have track titles like "The Light Was Green, Officer", "Gravity Well Wall of Death Ride", and "No Simultaneity" (which has a beat that is entirely impossible to dance to).

    1021:

    Since we are past 300...

    On another web forum, someone said that to them, the scariest creature in all of science fiction is the Mule of "Foundation". Which I found weird, but perhaps it is my lack of such reaction which is weird?

    The Mule controls minds. He makes people like him and follow him. Mule's followers are not mindlessly obedient, but they want to please him.

    So far this is pretty pedestrian. There are thousands of mind-controllers in SF and fantasy, many of them far worse than Mule; the Mule is not at all cruel, and is objectively a pretty good ruler -- if nothing else, he stops people from fighting each other. Here however is the aforementioned poster's nightmare:

    Almost all fictional mind-controllers fall into two categories -- in D&D parlance, Charmers and Dominators. Charmers are subtle. They alter your desires, make you want to do whatever Charmer wants you to do. Usually the victim is unaware of the control, and being told of it either breaks the charm, or makes the victim deny it and invent reasons why they REALLY do what they are doing. (Dan Sylveste in "Revelation Space" is an extreme version of the latter, denying and rationalizing all the evidence in front of him... until he cannot rationalize it any longer, and the charm is broken.) Dominators just control you like a robot. The victim may be effectively erased and replaced with an artificial personality, or conscious and helpless "along for the ride".

    The Mule is very obviously a Charmer. What sets him apart is that his victims are fully aware they have been charmed. They know he altered their minds, but due to the nature of the alteration, they do not mind. They remember first hearing about the Mule and being terrified of him... and just say "Meh. I was stupid. Life is better now."

    That's what the poster above found so terrifying -- the Mule's victims are no longer themselves, they know they are no longer themselves, and they LIKE it that way. Apparently to this poster there is nothing scarier than losing one's personality, at least involuntarily (although I suspect they would not be keen on changing personality even voluntarily). Whereas I find it... meh. I have no philosophical attachment to my own personality, and if changing it is the price of attaining what is, objectively, a better world, I do not mind paying this price.

    On a related note, I had seen many Aspies say that if a cure for Asperger's/autism existed, they would never take it because "it would change who I am". Admittedly, at this point of my life, after I had developed effective coping techniques and learned to leverage my autism into asset, I would not want such hypothetical cure either. But in my 20's I would have taken it in a heartbeat. Autism was a huge burden with no real benefits. And if it "changed who I am"... so what?

    Am I unusual in this regard?

    1022:

    I don't know if you're unusual, but your point of view is certainly pretty much the opposite of mine.

    I have a violent aversion to anything of the kind, and I find one of the most disturbing thing about the world we live in is that it is so friendly to Mules. Advertisers, fashion leaders, politicians, and so on. People positively fall over themselves to do some stupid thing or adopt some stupid belief simply because so-and-so said so, and are not only happy to give that as a reason but expect it to be considered a sufficient one. Like ants wallowing in Cordyceps spores. Me, I've always reckoned that "because I say so" indicates an inability to cite any reason, and so is a cue to ignore something rather than fawn over it.

    1023:

    Ilya187
    They remember first hearing about the Mule and being terrified of him... and just say "Meh. I was stupid. Life is better now."
    Sounds horribly like christianity or islam, to me ....

    1024:

    The difference is between altering your views as a result of gaining knowledge which makes the alteration appropriate, and altering them because someone's fucked your head up whether it's appropriate or not. I don't think either of your two examples necessarily falls in the second category; I'm not quite sure about Islam, but certainly with Christianity it's supposed to be a free decision, ie. first category (not to deny that this has been widely ignored). The Mule, however, definitely is in the second category, and that's the scary bit.

    As a more mundane illustration, my views on the EU were originally derived from second hand propaganda (second category), but when the prospect of actually being able to vote about it came up, I started digging up sources and altered my views in the light of what I found (first category). This also caused me to resent the original influence, and I suspect the same is also true of you :)

    1025:

    Pigeon --

    I think you and I are talking about different things. I certainly do not want someone to alter my mind without my consent. But I find it a relatively small potatoes on the scale of fictional horrors -- nowhere near "I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream", or some things OGH came up with in Laundry.

    And I have no problem with altering my mind at my own volition, once I took an informed look at the pros and cons.

    Certainly agree with you about "because I say so", but such individuals do not actually have a power to alter my mind. I mean, US military is pretty good at it, yet ultimately failed with me.

    1026:

    And I have no problem with altering my mind at my own volition, once I took an informed look at the pros and cons.

    After all, it's not like I chose it the first time around!

    1027:

    Pigeon @ 1024 - last paragraph
    Only too true & why I despise & loathe the Brexiteers so much - I really do not being lied to & (almost) being taken for a ride.
    Just like christianity & religion, in fact.

    1028:

    I think we're talking about the same thing, but in different degrees of manifestation. There were several previous iterations of my post which I deleted before posting, because the attempt to talk about it on the personal scale (as you are) dragged up too many bad associations, which resulted first in all the attempted posts becoming incoherent, and then in me deciding to give up.

    A similar problem has arisen once or twice when the option of psychotherapy has been proposed to me; my reaction of NO NO DO NOT WANT is too strong for me to articulate any explanation.

    1029:

    Totally changing the subject.

    I tripped across this movie on Amazon Prime. Well Amazon recommended it to me after I re-watched Midway(1976) over a few days.

    "The Great War of Archimedes" (2021). This appears to be a movie made in Japan about the decision to built the Yamoto class battle ships in the early 1930s. And between cultural differences in movie making, story telling, and the translation into English, it comes across as bizarre at times. Almost satire. Maybe it was intended to be so. Anyway worth a look if you're into such things. Multiple plot twists.

    I have no idea what parts of the globe can find this streaming.

    1030:

    I left out a main reason this might appeal to folks around here.

    Main character is a literal math genius who like is on the spectrum.

    1031:

    Admittedly, at this point of my life, after I had developed effective coping techniques and learned to leverage my autism into asset, I would not want such hypothetical cure either. But in my 20's I would have taken it in a heartbeat.

    I'd have made the same decision. Back then, I wanted the superpower that most people had of being able to 'read the room' and understand other people, notice hints, read between the lines, etc. Being on the outside looking in wasn't much fun. I had friends who were better than me at all the traditional aspie skills and they could relate to people.

    Now? It would be daunting — to relearn how to fit in again after I've spent a lifetime learning how with my current wiring. If some wish fulfilment fairy offered me the choice of having what my younger self wanted I'm honestly not sure what I'd do. (Well, if the offer included the body my younger self wanted, I'd do it in a heartbeat. Hell, I'd do it even if I just got my younger self's body!)

    1032:

    Pigeon @ 1020:

    It does strike me that "Relativistic Nude Bikers In Riemann Space" would be quite a good band name.

    They could have track titles like "The Light Was Green, Officer", "Gravity Well Wall of Death Ride", and "No Simultaneity" (which has a beat that is entirely impossible to dance to).

    If you can't dance to it I ain't buying the album.

    1033:

    ilya187 @ 1021:

    Since we are past 300...

    On another web forum, someone said that to them, the scariest creature in all of science fiction is the Mule of "Foundation". Which I found weird, but perhaps it is my lack of such reaction which is weird?

    The Mule controls minds. He makes people like him and follow him. Mule's followers are not mindlessly obedient, but they want to please him.

    [...]

    That's what the poster above found so terrifying -- the Mule's victims are no longer themselves, they know they are no longer themselves, and they LIKE it that way. Apparently to this poster there is nothing scarier than losing one's personality, at least involuntarily (although I suspect they would not be keen on changing personality even voluntarily). Whereas I find it... meh. I have no philosophical attachment to my own personality, and if changing it is the price of attaining what is, objectively, a better world, I do not mind paying this price.

    On a related note, I had seen many Aspies say that if a cure for Asperger's/autism existed, they would never take it because "it would change who I am". Admittedly, at this point of my life, after I had developed effective coping techniques and learned to leverage my autism into asset, I would not want such hypothetical cure either. But in my 20's I would have taken it in a heartbeat. Autism was a huge burden with no real benefits. And if it "changed who I am"... so what?

    Am I unusual in this regard?

    Yeah ... maybe. I resent anyone else trying to control MY mind, whether it be Benevolent Galactic Overlords, church, state, Nazis/Commies, Karens, HOAs ... or just assholes interrupting videos on YouTube to try to sell me bogus ED cures.

    There are things about my own personality I would change if I could, but it would have to be because I wanted them to be changed, not imposed from without.

    As for a "cure" for autism, if YOU think it will make your life better, then I think it would be good for you. IF YOU CHOOSE to take it.

    But I wouldn't agree to have society's "cure" to be imposed without your consent ...

    1034:

    Me not being able to dance to it is a plus... for others.

    1035:

    ilya187 @ 1025:

    Pigeon --

    I think you and I are talking about different things. I certainly do not want someone to alter my mind without my consent. But I find it a relatively small potatoes on the scale of fictional horrors -- nowhere near "I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream", or some things OGH came up with in Laundry.

    And I have no problem with altering my mind at my own volition, once I took an informed look at the pros and cons.

    Certainly agree with you about "because I say so", but such individuals do not actually have a power to alter my mind. I mean, US military is pretty good at it, yet ultimately failed with me.

    Depending on when you were in - if you entered service after June 1972, you actually gave your consent.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conscription_in_the_United_States

    1036:

    Depending on when you were in - if you entered service after June 1972, you actually gave your consent.

  • Yes, I volunteered.
  • 1037:

    being able to 'read the room'

    Not doing this very well or at all still creates problems for me as I'm about to enter my 7th decade. If just for family relations if not work as much anymore.

    1038:

    Robert Prior @ 1031:

    Admittedly, at this point of my life, after I had developed effective coping techniques and learned to leverage my autism into asset, I would not want such hypothetical cure either. But in my 20's I would have taken it in a heartbeat.

    I'd have made the same decision. Back then, I wanted the superpower that most people had of being able to 'read the room' and understand other people, notice hints, read between the lines, etc. Being on the outside looking in wasn't much fun. I had friends who were better than me at all the traditional aspie skills and they could relate to people.

    Now? It would be daunting — to relearn how to fit in again after I've spent a lifetime learning how with my current wiring. If some wish fulfilment fairy offered me the choice of having what my younger self wanted I'm honestly not sure what I'd do. (Well, if the offer included the body my younger self wanted, I'd do it in a heartbeat. Hell, I'd do it even if I just got my younger self's body!)

    Some people may have that superpower, but being a clueless introvert doesn't mean you're autistic ... or I think, even "on the spectrum".

    I don't have it, but I don't think I'm autistic, although I might be slightly aspie
    ... or it might be OCD
    ... or just plain mulishness.

    1039:

    Perhaps of interest mostly to UKians, but also addresses one of my favorite obsessions, which is that higher education has been seen increasingly as advanced trade school since at least the middle of the last century.

    https://www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v45/n18/william-davies/stay-away-from-politics

    [EXCERPT]

    There​ are two broad narratives about what has happened to universities in the English-speaking world over the past forty years. They are very different from each other, yet both have some plausibility. The first runs roughly as follows. The rise of the New Right in the 1980s introduced a policy agenda for universities aimed at injecting enterprise and competition into a sector that had previously seen itself as somewhat insulated from the market. Measures such as the 1980 Bayh-Dole Act in the United States encouraged scientists and universities to treat their research as a private good, yielding financial returns on investment. In the UK, the Thatcher government’s deployment of the Research Assessment Exercise in 1986 (later the Research Excellence Framework) introduced a research scoring system in an effort to awaken the competitive instincts of universities and their managers.

    The influence of ‘new growth theory’ on the policy agendas of the Democratic Party in the US and the Labour Party in the UK in the 1990s, when both parties were seeking to refashion themselves for a post-socialist age, placed universities firmly within the purview of economic policymaking. Universities would be tasked with building the ‘human capital’ that would generate productivity gains for the economy at large. They would also be at the centre of regional ‘clusters’ of innovation and enterprise, as their research was spun out into start-ups.
    1040:

    Just had a virtual home visit from a pet adoption place (I want to get a second little shaggy dog so Prince will have a playmate).

    Don't know how well it went? Had to do Zoom on my iPhone (for the house tour) and it drained power FAST (meeting started with 100% charge and was down to 10% in less than an hour, even though I plugged in to a charger several times (which limits mobility).

    If I get one of those auxiliary batteries that will plug into the phone's charger slot, how many Ah do I need? Is there a newer iPhone that has the same size as the iPhoneSE?

    1041:

    Buying an iPhone in the US just now.

    A new iPhone 15 (non pro) is 5.8" tall. The SE models are either 4.9" tall or 5.5" tall.

    IF IF IF you are willing to make a 2 or 3 year commit to one of the three major carriers in the US your existing SE may get you multiple $100 in discounts. Above the trade in value which may be nil or close to it. I got $900 for a trade in on an iPhone 8 2 years ago. $50 of that was trade in. $850 was marketing to get me to re-up.

    And they (the big 3) will be willing to switch you. (They are really after that multi-year commit.) Just make sure the new carrier works in your house.

    As someone who owns 2 external batteries that work well with my phones, I'd say not do it. They are a bit of a hassle to carry around and we mainly use them when doing the tourist thing where we're away from cars and homes for a full day or more and don't want to carry a charger around.

    I'd also check out iFixit about getting your battery replaced. Watch out of those stall/off brand stores as their battery replacements can remove the security from your phone.

    How old is it (there are 3 generations of SE) and what does the battery status say in Settings?

    1042:

    Some people may have that superpower, but being a clueless introvert doesn't mean you're autistic ... or I think, even "on the spectrum".

    Well, autism is a spectrum. I'm extremely high-functioning, but definitely have neurological quirks beyond introversion (which at a third of the population is less abnormal than being left-handed, much as North American society is geared to extroverts).

    Even my equally introverted friends had what seemed to me to be a magical ability to understand other people, and navigate the tricky social shoals of understanding what someone really meant (as opposed to what they actually said).

    1043:

    If I get one of those auxiliary batteries that will plug into the phone's charger slot, how many Ah do I need?

    Depends on how long you want power. Virtually any USB power bank will do. I carried one around with me at school when I was using my iPad in class, and used it for Zoom meetings as well (Zoom really seems to suck power, in addition to other other ways it sucks). Cost me $30.

    This is the kind of bank I have:

    https://www.canadacomputers.com/product_info.php?cPath=5655_5868&item_id=138012

    1044:

    That would be Moortown, in Leeds.

    1045:

    85°F (which is close to 30°C) 57% humidity out there and I've just spent the last two hours or so leveling my container. I found a little step like thing on-line that twists into the holes in the corners so I can slip a jack underneath. I've got a 30ton bottle jack, but it feels like moving the jack from one corner is more work than lifting the corner so I can slip the concrete blocks under. But, 30ton is what I got, so I ain't going down to the store to buy a smaller one just because it's easier to move around.

    I'm being VERY CAREFUL about not letting my fingers get between the blocks & the container JUST IN CASE.

    Anyway I've got one side level & that's ALL I'm going to do today. Won't do me any good if I kill myself trying to get it ready to use, so I ain't gonna'.

    Besides I got to go to the home improvement store and get more blocks.

    I ended up having to get it set on the wrong side of the pine tree - wrong side because there's a big ol' root sticking out right on the surface ('cause of the rock underneath). I wanted to have it on the other side where the ground is dead level, no roots, no massive rocks, but the trailer wouldn't twist around enough to get it in there, so I had to settle for second best.

    And that means the side away from the pine tree has to sit up higher so the side close to the tree will just barely touch the root, but that used up all the blocks I already bought.

    Mosquitos like to have ate my ass up even though I use a GOOD (non-DEET) insect repellent.

    Just gonna' sit here & relax and re-hydrate now. Maybe kill a few zombies.

    1046:

    I have an iPhone Se 3, just bought this year. It is the same size as previous SEs and 7 & 8. The iPhone 13 mini is a smidgen smaller, although thicker (but it has a better camera) and is more expensive (although the 15s just came out, and the 13 mini is going away, so it might be on discount). It is worth getting a newer iPhone so you get the software updates (IMNSHO).

    The other option is a Mophie Juice Pack (there are copy cats) that replace your cell phone case with a form fitting aux battery. You just press a button to start charging from the juice pack if your phone begins to run low. I had one with my Palm (MUCH smaller than an SE), but both the phone's battery and the juice pack's battery went bad, which is how I ended up with the SE (which seems to have a pretty good battery, IMO, I haven't needed to get the juice pack).

    1048:

    ...and OGH gets a mention in the comments

    1049:

    As an Ingress player (if you ever need to find a bunch of us in a pub, look for the table where everyone has their phone plugged in) I have various external packs, recommended would be an Anker 10,000mAh of some sort. Gives you about 3 extra charges with a typical phone so quadruples the time before you need to find a mains socket.

    Anker packs vary in shape, but a lot of them are flat enough to sit in a pocket comfortably and a 1m cable is long enough to stretch between pocket and phone in hand and short enough not to tangle or trip you.

    1050:

    Our Gracious Host wants the Do My Laundry topic focussed on his specified area of interest, so I will try to sneak this unrelated comment in here before the thread goes dormant:

    proposed names for a tavern... bad answers only... I'll start

    The Farting Unicorn

    How about....the Potemkin Exemption. Named after Count Potemkin who slyly foiled the Czar's inspection visits by building stage prop street fronts along the proposed tour route. In the U.S., it could be for those bedroom community "downtowns" that fill up with cutesy little non-businesses, funded by prosperous executives or lucky real estate swappers, who staff them with their wives and kids, and maintain them as a big source of business tax deductions. After a few years the main corner of town starts to look like a Norman Rockwell Christmas postcard full of antique boutiques,  bridal gown stores, dance academies, vintage comics emporiums etc. With a smattering of cafes, specialty restaurants and taverns strictly for friends and family, don't even think about walking in there. Usually well  connected with local politics enough to get nice improvements to nearby streets and sidewalks, which naturally I appreciate as a cyclist breezing through the deserted "business district" right at rush hour. Basically I am the rush, don't even have to ride in the street most days. Too bad there's so many empty storefronts, even if after a few decades the owners end up getting a piece of commercial property for free after all the deductions, how much can they sell a worthless business for? Wonder what else those potential tax revenues might have been used for, maybe bridge maintenance? Nah.....fuggedaboutit.   

    1051:

    "Back then, I wanted the superpower that most people had of being able to 'read the room' and understand other people, notice hints, read between the lines, etc. Being on the outside looking in wasn't much fun."

    I am getting the impression that our difference of opinion is largely down to you wanting more social contact than me.

    I did not have the kind of childhood that was all about running around the place with all the other local kids. We lived in the last house in the village, which was rather stuck out and isolated; I rarely even saw any of the other local kids and most of them my parents wouldn't let me play with anyway because they were "common". (Yeah, I know, for fuck's sake.) There was only ever one other kid at a time living locally who I got to be actual friends with.

    When I went to school it was much the same; I would hang out with the three or four kids I did get along with, and never really noticed any of the others unless they were deliberately being wankers. And all the schools I went to were at least 5 miles from home and drew kids from all over that radius, so the kids I was friendly with at school all lived somewhere else miles away and school was the only place I ever met them.

    It never really bothered me, it was just how things were and always had been. So out of a random bunch of 20 people I'd end up with maybe 1 proper friend, so what? Most of the others are wankers, and if they have more friends than me, obviously it's because they're all wankers so naturally they get on with other wankers while I don't. To be offered a "cure" at that stage would have been to say "here's this pill, you can take it and it'll make you a wanker too so you can get on with all the other wankers. Wouldn't that be nice?" Er, no, not really... Indeed, that's exactly how I did see the various non-chemical behavioural alteration suggestions that I received.

    I remember parties mostly as something that I got sent to and had to endure, rather than as things I actually wanted to go to. People would spend hours playing musical chairs and other shite kiddies' party games, which maybe they enjoyed but I found mindlessly boring. I didn't sit on the edge and feel left out; I would find a book, and hide somewhere reading it. I'm told I even did this at one of my own birthday parties, which I don't really remember but it doesn't surprise me.

    This was basically the pattern right up until I went to university, where I found that not only were there lots of other people my age hanging around all the time, but there were facilities on site for dispensing this magic liquid that made it really fun to get along with lots of people. I'd known the stuff existed, of course, but I had never before understood what it did. So I sort of let go and partied all the time (which along with the unprecedented phenomenon of not being able to go into an exam and automatically get good marks, unlike all my school experience, meant it was a complete washout academically).

    I did this kind of thing for a few years, incidentally discovering another magic organic compound with 9 carbons rather than 2 which worked even better, but more or less lost interest after a while and gradually reverted to the original pre-school pattern. Which still doesn't bother me. I still think other people act in a really weird and incomprehensible way, but I so rarely encounter them in situations complex enough for this to be a significant factor that I don't feel any impulse to care about it.

    1052:

    I am getting the impression that our difference of opinion is largely down to you wanting more social contact than me.

    .. snip ..

    You know, if somebody had told me that this was written by Wednesday Addams I might believe them.

    1053:

    9 carbons rather than 2

    not the jibberjuice

    couldn't be dealing with that any more

    though i wish it wasn't so hard to get modafinil in japan

    1054:

    Pigeon @ 1051:

    "Back then, I wanted the superpower that most people had of being able to 'read the room' and understand other people, notice hints, read between the lines, etc. Being on the outside looking in wasn't much fun."

    I am getting the impression that our difference of opinion is largely down to you wanting more social contact than me.

    That's the way it works for me. I'd like more social contact than I have. I'd like to have the social skills to manage it.

    I'd still be the one to decide how much is enough.

    1055:

    [[ DELETED BECAUSE you attempted to start an off-topic discussion, swamping this thread with junk -- mod ]]

    1056:

    [[ DELETED BECAUSE OFF-TOPIC -- mod ]]

    1057:

    can't we get away with off-topic to some extent by now in this thread tho? i get that the current one should remain pure, that's work-related

    1058:

    I guess I don't understand the rules.

    Later

    1059:

    I am getting the impression that our difference of opinion is largely down to you wanting more social contact than me.

    Possibly. Did you grow up in a place where people talked directly, rather than dropping elliptical hints everyone but you could decode with ease?

    I went to a small high school, only 800 students. I didn't want to be friends with everyone, but I would have been happier if I hadn't been teased and bullied for not understanding subtext.

    Social skills are just that: skills. We expect people to figure them out on their own or by observation/imitation. People on the spectrum tend to suck at that. But because they are skills, they can be taught explicitly. As an analogy: someone with, say, a torn ligament can benefit from physical therapy to learn how to compensate with other muscles/motions and walk again, someone who doesn't pick up on social cues can learn what they are and how to spot them, as well as scripts to respond as expected.

    For example, a common greeting in North America is "How are you?". It isn't a question, the only acceptable answer in "Fine, and you?". Most people figure this out, but learning explicitly that this is a greeting (or social question) and the person asking isn't really interested in your health/state of mind helps those that haven't figured it out. (The Chinese equivalent is "Have you eaten?": it's not a suggestion to get food, just a common greeting.)

    Schools here handle this better than they did when I was a child. Partly, I think, because there's a better understanding of neurodiversity, and partly because there's lots of children from all over the world so people understand that social customs need more explicit instruction. (In cities at least. Small town Ontario is still pretty small-minded and intolerant.)

    1060:

    For example, a common greeting in North America is "How are you?". It isn't a question, the only acceptable answer in "Fine, and you?".

    Not just in NA English. Spanish "que tal?" and "como estas?" mean the same thing and are used in the same way. While the usual answer is as you say (Bien, y tu?), people who are on familiar terms can roll their eyes and be a bit more frank if things aren't totally fine.

    1061:

    Robert Prior @ 1059:

    For example, a common greeting in North America is "How are you?". It isn't a question, the only acceptable answer in "Fine, and you?". Most people figure this out, but learning explicitly that this is a greeting (or social question) and the person asking isn't really interested in your health/state of mind helps those that haven't figured it out. (The Chinese equivalent is "Have you eaten?": it's not a suggestion to get food, just a common greeting.)

    I still have trouble with this; answering the question ASKED because I always forget THEY don't really care; don't actually want to know about my state of (mental?) health - they're just being polite

    ... and I guess it's odd I forget because I do use it as a greeting myself?

    1062:

    I'm just the same with that one. If I don't manage to emit the set response before I have time to think, I get hung up on the point that the question does actually mean something, and also on the point that the set response does too. Indeed, to avoid feeding this hangup I mostly say something like "could be worse" or "still alive, just about" instead of "fine", and slur the "and you?" into something more like "neeuw?"

    1063:

    The Birth of The People's Republic of Antarctica is one of the best books I have ever read. A central theme of it is rage. Specifically rage against people who have oppressed us, despised us or treated us with contempt, and what then happens.

    1064:

    From me, the reply is liable to be "Nearly lifelike".

    1065:

    "I went to a small high school, only 800 students. I didn't want to be friends with everyone, but I would have been happier if I hadn't been teased and bullied for not understanding subtext."

    I got teased and bullied for having a conspicuous coloboma and being noticeably under average height, and to a lesser extent for being a nerd and not being interested in non-mental things. I have no idea whether "not understanding subtext" was any kind of a factor; being physically easy to pick on was the overwhelming one.

    This is what led to my diagnosis, apparently. From what I can reconstruct from my and others' memories, probably the repeated experience of the same little shit doing the same extremely painful thing to me to which I was never able to respond in kind (and nor did the teacher; she would turn up after the event and tell me off instead of him) eventually drove me to try biting him as a desperate attempt to do something that would make him feel the same as he kept doing to me. This attracted the attention of the adult world because it was unusual, and the isolated incident in response to provocation turned into something I did all the time not in response to anything (I could fill a whole thread with similar examples of misconstruction); apparently this was the principal point among others of like kind, on which kind of basis I was sent to see "a special doctor to see why [I'm] so badly behaved" (funny how phrases stick in your memory). I was judged to be "semi-autistic" in the limited medical vocabulary available at the time for describing such things; the diagnosis was suppressed, I was never told about it, and no action was taken (which given the state of things at the time was probably the best option).

    "Possibly. Did you grow up in a place where people talked directly, rather than dropping elliptical hints everyone but you could decode with ease?

    As far as I can tell those mostly go so far over my head that I don't notice them. It's not that uncommon for someone to say something to me, to which I reply based on a literal interpretation, and then see them act kind of puzzled, or as if they don't think whatever I said is really my whole answer and they're still waiting for me to finish it because I haven't said what they expect me to. Me, on the other hand, I have no idea what else they possibly could be expecting; sometimes I try explaining my answer in greater detail, but that doesn't seem to help.

    I don't notice this with proper friends, only with people I don't know very well. Maybe I can, with enough time, build a usefully complete model for an individual, but don't have such for the general case, and can't generalise from the individual ones... or something like that.

    As a cause of difficulty in conversation, it's pretty insignificant. It's thoroughly swamped by general lack of processing speed in that area. Separating individual speech from the general hubbub, translating the words into thoughts, translating my own consequent thoughts back into the correct words, and then queueing those words on the output spool, takes me so long that there have been ten other replies by the time the output job is ready, and its content is no longer appropriate. So I basically never get to say anything unless everyone happens to shut up for no reason for long enough for me to complete the processing. (Or am having an individual conversation with someone familiar who isn't bothered by me being slow to reply to things.)

    This is why I found the abovementioned magic compounds to be effective social facilitators. The simple one reduces the processing time by turning off all the "correctness" parts, so the output is pretty much shite, but this doesn't matter when everyone else is operating in the same sort of degraded mode. The more complex one seems to massively speed up the access time to the associative database of set responses - it seems I do appear to have one, but in the standard chemical environment it basically doesn't work.

    However, in neither case are their unrelated physiological effects tolerable enough not to constitute an overriding disadvantage eventually.

    It's also a major reason why I so strongly prefer communication methods which come with huge latency built in - and detest the insistence of some online customer service things (eg. Amazon) on forcing interactive real-time things (online chat whatsits or telephones) down your throat.

    1067:

    Tim H. @ 1064:

    From me, the reply is liable to be "Nearly lifelike".

    I don't know where I picked it up from, but "Every day above ground is a great day!" ... always true whether I'm in good health/spirits/etc or not.

    1068:

    Pigeon @ 1065:

    "I went to a small high school, only 800 students. I didn't want to be friends with everyone, but I would have been happier if I hadn't been teased and bullied for not understanding subtext."

    I got teased and bullied for having a conspicuous coloboma and being noticeably under average height, and to a lesser extent for being a nerd and not being interested in non-mental things. I have no idea whether "not understanding subtext" was any kind of a factor; being physically easy to pick on was the overwhelming one.

    Being bullied is no fun whatever the cause. I don't remember being teased as much as being physically bullied in elementary school and junior high school when I was finally able to put an end to it.

    [...]

    "Possibly. Did you grow up in a place where people talked directly, rather than dropping elliptical hints everyone but you could decode with ease?

    As far as I can tell those mostly go so far over my head that I don't notice them. It's not that uncommon for someone to say something to me, to which I reply based on a literal interpretation, and then see them act kind of puzzled, or as if they don't think whatever I said is really my whole answer and they're still waiting for me to finish it because I haven't said what they expect me to. Me, on the other hand, I have no idea what else they possibly could be expecting; sometimes I try explaining my answer in greater detail, but that doesn't seem to help.

    As far as I can remember, I always understood what was being SAID. It was what was actually meant that gave me fits.
         SAID: "How are you doing?"
         MEANING: I'm required to say something to acknowledge your existence.

    [...]

    It's also a major reason why I so strongly prefer communication methods which come with huge latency built in - and detest the insistence of some online customer service things (eg. Amazon) on forcing interactive real-time things (online chat whatsits or telephones) down your throat.

    Chat is problematic, because it only offers "answers" to common problems (AI decision tree - and SOME problems do not have a yes/no answer). I already know my problem isn't on their list, because it wasn't in the FAQ.

    For me, it's usually just a time waster the corporations use to try to make me go away ... and sometimes, once I get an actual PERSON online or on the line, it still takes time for them to figure out my problem doesn't fit in with their script; that they're actually going to have to THINK and find a solution ... or pass me on up to tier 2 support.

    Occasionally requires a bit of shouting at the phone to get their attention.

    Example: A truck snagged the cable coming up to my house & tore it completely out ... NO AMOUNT of rebooting the modem is going to get me back on-line. I don't care that there are no reported outages in my area; send a EFFING tech out to replace the downed line!

    PS: In case anyone cares or is interested, "[...]" is my way of acknowledging there are other parts of someone's post I'm not responding to ... not ignoring - I know it's there, but just that I have nothing to say about it.

    1069:

    I like that, "Perpendicular to the earth" isn't restful, but one gets more done.

    1070:

    "How are you?" STILL BREATHING

    1071:

    I know y'all don't care for U.S. news, but this is too good to NOT pass on - USMC has LOST an F-35B - pilot ejected due to a "mishap" & the plane kept on flying. It's a "stealth" aircraft, and THEY don't know where it went:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgLjdp8-QQU

    Idle speculation on my part, but this is a computer controlled aircraft. The pilot doesn't so much fly it as tell the computer what to do (with control inputs) ... I'm wondering if this includes the ejection seat?

    Did the pilot eject due to a "mishap"? Or was the "mishap" the computer suddenly deciding to eject the pilot?

    1072:

    That is too funny, although I am sincerely wishing for option A.

    1073:

    Or was the "mishap" the computer suddenly deciding to eject the pilot?

    The plan to become an AI freelance fighter jet didn't work out well for May in Questionable Content. I doubt there's a good support system for AWOL military planes in our world either. >grin<

    1075:

    Ok, John, I'm seeing rumors: what's the chance that some "militia" nuts took it down with a .50 cal while it was hovering at maybe 2500'?

    1076:

    A little bit of this, a little bit of that.

    Today, September 19 is "International Talk Like a Pirate Day" Arrrr...

    Next month, October 14, will have an Annular Eclipse in the western U.S. - "Annular" as in RING - the moon will be far enough from earth that there will be an "annulus", a ring of sun visible around the moon during the eclipse.

    I don't like to link to stories on Twitter (or X or whatever it's called this week) but this caught my eye, and I think it's worth sharing ... for once a government entity or corporation did something nice for someone
    "https://twitter.com/CalltoActivism/status/1703193821079564308"

    "In London, there's a woman who goes every day on the subway and sits on the dock just to listen to the announcement recorded by her husband in 1950."
    1077:

    whitroth @ 1075:

    Ok, John, I'm seeing rumors: what's the chance that some "militia" nuts took it down with a .50 cal while it was hovering at maybe 2500'?

    Zero, zip, zilch ... less than the chance the tooth fairy decided to do an extraction.

    If there's an office pool going I want "software bug" either made the pilot decide it was time to say goodbye or the software just decided to get the monkey off its back (IYKWIM).

    Best one I heard was "THEY couldn't find it because they were looking for an F-35 coupe when they should have been looking for an F-35 convertible."

    1078:

    Possibly of interest to those who enjoy watching crypto scams circle the drain, Rolling Stone reports that Your NFTs Are Actually — Finally — Totally Worthless. It turns out the market for ugly ape cartoons is basically zero, exactly as predicted.

    1079:

    I am looking for a word meaning the same thing as frivolous, but with overtones of bad faith, malice & corruption.

    1080:

    Still slogging away at this house. Current project is getting my container leveled and building a ramp up to the doors so I can load it using a hand truck (and roll my yard machinery in/out when I need to work on the yard. The container is almost level, only have to put blocks under one more corner. The ramp is half built. I've cut out the frame, but still need to install cross bracing. I can only work on it an hour or so at a time.

    Even though I'm using the BEST non-DEET insect repellent I can find, the mosquitos are eating me alive. I've got huge welts on my face & arms. I'm using calamine, which is the best thing I've found for reducing the swelling & itching, but it takes time to work.

    In the meantime I'm miserable. I itch all over, not just where the welts are. I've taken an anti-histamine to help with the systemic itching.

    I need to find something that will kill the mosquitos outside that WON'T fuck up bees & butterflies & other HELPFUL insects.

    1081:

    "I am looking for a word meaning the same thing as frivolous, but with overtones of bad faith, malice & corruption."

    In a legal context, "vexatious" is the usual term. How well that would carry over to the context you have, I don't know.

    JHomes

    1082:

    So only at best tangential to the active threads, I've been making myself upset, somewhat, reading around "climate doom", being a topic of some interest where the people who write their strong opinions just don't have anything vaguely satisfactory (to me) to say. There are people who strongly object to talking about how bad it's already, as far as we know now, definitely unavoidably going to get, and especially how bad it's going to get if even the tentative emission reduction measures currently planned actually come to fruition. Presumably because (all those people in) our societies are inherently Manichaean, and if (people know) we can't prevent all the bad things then (people will believe) we shouldn't bother trying to prevent bad things at all, perhaps expressed in different words but mostly something along those lines. There are those who maintain we should talk about the bad things, because shock is the only way to motivate those Manichaean people to do something about it, whatever the something turns out to be. So far so strongly opinionated, usually in a strategic way. The ones who say we need to confront the bad things, accept we can't prevent (all of) them, and do what we can to mitigate the impact and to reduce the scope and scale of the bad things as far as we have the power to... well that never seems to come with the strong statements and opinions, as though someone has to be already thinking through this stuff to be allowed to hear arguments along these lines.

    And the thing that came to me is that this juxtaposed despair and (basically totalitarian) hope isn't a new thing, and it's expressed in the main responses to nihilism in the 20th century, existentialism and absurdism. At the moment I'm kinda wavering between Camus and Sartre as "explainers" for climate despair and climate doom, but it's really just a thread I'm pulling at. Making this comment here to test the possibility others might have a similar exercise (resolving climate grief, essentially) rolling around their own frames of reference. Carbon precedes essence, at least as far as I can see.

    1083:

    In a legal context, "vexatious" is the usual term. How well that would carry over to the context you have, I don't know.

    Hm, that might work. I like the phrase "vexatious crypto," as it describes something we've all encountered. Although it does imply the existence of non-vexatious crypto, which is mostly theoretical at this point.

    1085:

    Scott Sanford @ 1083:

    In a legal context, "vexatious" is the usual term. How well that would carry over to the context you have, I don't know.

    Hm, that might work. I like the phrase "vexatious crypto," as it describes something we've all encountered. Although it does imply the existence of non-vexatious crypto, which is mostly theoretical at this point.

    Vexatious is a good start, but it doesn't sufficiently express how repugnantly underhanded the behavior is ... I'm talking WAY LOWER THAN WHALE SHIT! (bottom of the ocean, how do you get lower than that?) Also, not quite a LEGAL context, although I am thinking about certain members of the U.S. Congress.

    I need a word that has more "Manichaean" and "nihilism" in its tone (as mentioned by Damian in his post about climate denialism).

    I find myself at a loss for language that's evil, vile & despicable enough to honestly describe what I'm seeing ... even to myself. Which is surprising because I know A LOT of bad language.

    PS: Thanks to JHomes for "vexatious", even though I'm still searching.

    1086:

    Well, I did write Hot Earth Dreams for a reason--to mess with the false dualism thinkers .

    What I'd suggest is not looking into the doomy darkness any more than you have to. Speaking from experience, the resulting depression is an effing chore to deal with, and shrinks (word used deliberately) often aren't equipped to help. Bottom line is that, don't take on more personal negativity than you can process. I've learned the very hard way that taking on more is a bad idea.

    But don't ignore the problems either. I'm breaking more Buddhist/Taoist these days. Perhaps realize everything we see and do is ephemeral, try not to cling to it, and work on developing some compassion for everyone and everything who's stuck living right now.

    Not great, but it's what I got.

    1087:

    compassion for everyone and everything who's stuck living right now

    That sure seems to be the priority. Of course climate is not the only driver for that, nor the only source of relentlessly negative findings. Compassion fatigue is a thing, and so is personal bereavement, which seems to peak at certain life stages and I suppose there's an overall rhythm to this stuff. There is a lot to say on the subject of grief, but I guess some key concepts are that it's cumulative, and that Tonkin's model seems to work, so what you say about avoiding the deep dives is totally right.

    1088:

    Personally, I'm very much reminded of the Cold War, with the added bonus that those that pushed us onto the current track will in no way be personally affected because they will be dead by the time the worst hits, so there isn't even the cold satisfaction of knowing tha they might realize they screwed up.

    Different people react different ways. Shute managed to convey that quite well in On the Beach.

    1089:

    The pilot of the F-35 called 911

    I liked the bit where the ambulance person asked "how far war the fall" "about 2000'"

    1090:

    "how far was the fall"

    1091:

    Nick K @ 1090:

    "how far was the fall"

    Funny thing is I know some people who talk like that; use "were" instead of "was" ... and pronounce it "war".

    "How far were (war) the fall?" 😏

    1092:

    "Disingenuous"?

    1093:

    OT - but since it IS well past 300 AND there's a NEW* new post:

    Trump got hammered in court today in his New York Business Fraud trial [MSNBC on YouTube]

    The judge tore him a new anal orifice. Obviously gonna' be appealed, but I think the NY Supreme Court will uphold the judge's order.

    Read the Judge’s Ruling in the Trump Fraud Case [from the NY Times via archive today link]

    *I put it back here because OGH suspended the "after 300 rule" in Do my Laundry, and Pushing it back has barely 300 comments, so I don't want to be the one to introduce off topic discussions there.

    1094:

    How Christ-like he is, here being tortured by his political enemies…. Gak. Sarcasm, obviously.

    Hope it holds up, since the judge issued a summary order based on the evidence presented, and moved the trial from determining guilt to assessing the penalty. If it stands, it’s a comment on the spinelessness of all the DAs who could have nailed him much more easily years ago, but chose to defer instead.

    1095:

    Re: # 1093 & 1094
    Apprently Trump's involvement in Scotland & the Turnberry golf-course could also really show him up as a liar/fraudster.
    A big hotel ... that does not exist, oops.

    1096:

    Trump got hammered in court today in his New York Business Fraud trial ... The judge tore him a new anal orifice

    TL/DR: He tried the defense "Nobody in New York could possibly trust Donald Trump to tell the truth on financial disclosure statements" and that went over exactly as well as you'd think.

    I'd imagine most lawyers would pitch some variation on the strategy, "What if you didn't tell the judge that you were committing fraud and you're guilty of everything?" But I'm aware that the Hair Fuhrer can't get good lawyers, won't listen to people, and can't keep his mouth shut; there's no guessing which part hurt his case the most.

    Some Trumpsters online are whining "Doesn't he get a jury trial?" Nope. This isn't a criminal trial, it's a civil matter. He could have had a jury, but his lawyer would have had to file the paperwork for that and... didn't. Oops? He's gotten shaved with Hanlon's Razor again.

    1097:

    Even more off topic, it's September 28th; today in 1066, William the Duke of Normandy arrived in England, with a whole lot of his mates, figuring they could put on the biggest football riot Britain ever saw. So I'm taking the excuse to share a filk song about it, courtesy of cartoonist Irony-Chan: https://get-medieval.livejournal.com/81288.html

    Little ditty, 'bout Billy and Ed,
    Just a couple of guys,
    Each got a crown on his head.
    Eddy's gonna be
    The king of England;
    Billy's Duke of Normandy,
    Gonna do what he can.

    1098:

    SS
    What people conveniently forget is that if Harold Godwinsson had not only just fought the Battle of Stamford Bridge 25/09/1066, & permanently put paid to Harald Hardrede - & then immediatly marched south & went straight into battle with Willum ...
    Things would have been very different.
    Quoting Kipling, from one of his best & darkest stories:
    *“That man broke Harald of Norway at Stamford Bridge, and came near to breaking us at Santlache—all within one month.”

    1099:

    Heteromeles @ 1094:

    How Christ-like he is, here being tortured by his political enemies…. Gak. Sarcasm, obviously.

    Hope it holds up, since the judge issued a summary order based on the evidence presented, and moved the trial from determining guilt to assessing the penalty. If it stands, it’s a comment on the spinelessness of all the DAs who could have nailed him much more easily years ago, but chose to defer instead.

    As I understand it, there are seven issues (charges?). The judge issued a summary judgment on the first charge. The other six charges involve violations of different laws.

    The validity of those six will be determined by a bench trial beginning next Monday (October 2). It's a bench trial, judge with no jury, because one of Trump's lawyers screwed the pooch and failed to check off the "jury trial" option on some of the required paperwork early in the process.

    It's the same judge who issued the summary judgement on the first issue. Unfortunately an actual crucifixion is not in the law.

    1100:

    Scott Sanford @ 1096:

    Trump got hammered in court today in his New York Business Fraud trial ... The judge tore him a new anal orifice

    TL/DR: He tried the defense "Nobody in New York could possibly trust Donald Trump to tell the truth on financial disclosure statements" and that went over exactly as well as you'd think.

    Well, it may be absolute truth and an actual fact, but the judge had already told his lawyers twice before that it was not a relevant defense ... and introducing it in motions a third time was a frivolous waste of the court's time & that's why he sanctioned the lawyers.

    According to all the talking heads I've viewed, it's a rarity for a judge to issue a summary judgement for the prosecution. It's usually either for the defense or has to go to trial.

    And rarer still is sanctioning the defense lawyers. Their behavior has to be extraordinarily egregious for it to happen. Trump used to have better lawyers.

    Too bad he lost their services due to non-payment.

    1101:

    Trump used to have better lawyers.

    Just two days ago a Youtube commentator and real lawyer made a video titled Ranking Trump's Terrible Lawyers and just from that you know where it's going.

    If anything, I'd have wanted to extend the scale down from F for "said loony conspiracy stuff in court and lost the case" lawyers down to some kind of F-minus for "got themselves sanctioned, disbarred, and/or criminally charged."

    People are joking that The Donald should upgrade to Lionel Hutz, but Hutz wants money up front.

    1102:

    Strong suggestion that this NY state trial could actually finish Drumpf ... because his money supply is going to be cut off, if found guilty ( Don't laugh )

    1103:
    • Strong suggestion that this NY state trial could actually finish Drumpf ... because his money supply is going to be cut off, if found guilty ( Don't laugh )*

    Erm, he’s been ruled guilty f fraud by the judge, because the evidence was so blatant, and the trial is over damages. It’s an unusual move, which makes me guess that the judge thinks it will stand up to appeals court scrutiny. No legal talking head I’ve heard is calling BS on the ruling yet.

    However, it’s also been reported that the Saudis are piping him money. For example, their purchase of the PGA golf tour purportedly profited him substantially. I wouldn’t be surprised if Putin wasn’t supporting him too. He’s cheaper than terrorists for disrupting the current US government after all.

    My prediction is that he won’t crash due to lack of funds, but due to failure to con enough people. When you’re an entertainment figure and you stop entertaining even your stans…..bye bye.

    I also won’t be surprised if a sudden diagnosis of dementia keeps him out of prison, assuming he gets convicted.

    1104:

    We could see the first case of a president being elected who had already admitted being unable to hold the office due to mental incapacity. The extremists on the Supreme Court would have conniptions about what to say on that one :-)

    1105:

    BTW I’m now reading that the NY fraud case is a bench trial, no jury, which makes more sense. Whichever, it’ll get appealed. Given that Trump’s lawyers got sanctioned by the judge for doing stupid stuff after he told them to knock it off, I won’t be surprised if the verdict is upheld.

    Anyway, yes, fitness to be POTUS. The US Constitution has no test for capability to do the job, any more than becoming king did. For some reason, our founders thought voters would be the ones to vet candidates.

    With regards to Trump, it’s conceivable that this is why the race to be his veep is so vicious. Once installed as his second in command, theoretically some of them may be contemplating pulling the 25th Amendment on him, under pretext of him being too demented to function, and using that as a springboard to becoming Republican dictator. I think this is unlikely to the level of batshit, but it’s conceivable.

    I think it’s slightly more possible that the small swell of stories about his mental incompetence might be setting the stage for Trump to use an incompetence defense to stay out of prison. Far more likely it’s a mix of copycat journalism and wishful thinking on the left flank. But I can see this notion being appropriated by the MAGAts, or by his lawyers, to excuse his actions somehow.

    Whether it will work is another question. It’s even more plausible that what most Americans want to feel about Trump is a mix of schadenfreude and relief at his passing out of the spotlight for good. If this last holds, he won’t be allowed a dementia defense until he’s pulling the IV lines out of his arm at the prison hospital.

    1106:

    The extremists on the Supreme Court would have conniptions about what to say on that one :-)

    I doubt that, honestly. They are perfectly capable of deciding that he is demented enough to be innocent of fraud yet sane enough to be president, and come up with originalist constitutional arguments why both are true simultaneously.

    1107:

    I wouldn’t be surprised if Putin wasn’t supporting him too. He’s cheaper than terrorists for disrupting the current US government after all.

    Oh, good heavens, yes. Funding Islamic loons to fly jetliners into buildings is pretty cheap too, but gets the victims riled up and prone to attacking other people. This is much better.

    Funding Donald Trump and any Reich-wing crazies that come out from under their rocks is barely a pittance to any national scale actor, and their antics keep all sane Americans busy trying to defend the ship of state from passengers trying to throw things overboard. That Putin hates Hilary Clinton and had an excuse to help her opponent was just a bonus.

    1108:

    Works on Contingency? No, Money Down!

    1109:

    Two questions to the resident USians:

    • Other than this current New York trial, aren't the others expected to be trial by jury?

    • How large is the MAGAt population in the US?

    And now a follow-up question:

    Isn't it likely that any jury will include one or two MAGAts who will vote "not guilty" no matter what, regardless of the evidence*? And isn't therefore an eventual acquittal (or at least a never ending series of mistrials) more or less guaranteed?

    __

    *thereby following the example that about 50 republican Senators have set, twice

    1110:

    Combining a few sources, 44% of Republicans identify as MAGA, and ballotopedia says in 2022 there were 36.4 million registered republican in the US. So maybe in the neighborhood of 15-20 million MAGAtry in a country of 338 million. There about 48 million registered democrats, and the majority are in the Won’t Bother coalition.

    Apparently Trump asked for a bench trial rather than a jury trial in NY. He’ll probably regret that. AFAIK, his other trials are criminal. Also AFAIK, only civil trials can be without a jury.

    Back in April, 24% of people polled had a positive opinion of MAGA. So they’re still more popular than their actual numbers suggest, since they’re purportedly around 5% of the population. Beyond that, most Americans would be happier without them.

    1111:

    NOW The US "House" has no "Speaker" & can do no business ....
    To US residents - will the US guvmint's finances inplode, or will someone at leat temporarily fix this insanty?
    Bets / Options?

    Her, of course, our own greedy wrecking scum are on the loose

    1112:

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-67001483

    As I said years ago in other words, the only things that HS2 was intended to run were gravy trains, and it always was intended to kill off investment in the railways. "Every penny saved, he says, will be reinvested in transport" means roads, of course - even if he keeps his promise, which is implausible.

    1113:

    EC
    Partly HS, running at fractionally lower speeds ( tighter curvatures) would have been a really good idea & the start of a proper network of HS lines. But, again, the tories are smashing things up & looting the wreckage
    It SHOULD have started at Leeds &/or York, of course & proceeded southwards.

    1114:

    And would have been cheaper and less contentious.

    1115:

    The US government is funded for another 42 days and counting. Worry more about the Ukraine War.

    1116:

    H
    BUT ...
    Surely the fascists GOP will "simply" spend that entire time fighting each other, blaming anyone & everyone except themselves & more timewasting & posturing?
    Followed - when there are about 3 days left, going into total panic mode?
    I suspect that some of them WANT the US to default on its International debt ... "That'll show the stupid foreigners how strong we are ..USA! Rah-Rah", etc ...

    1117:

    Heteromeles @ 1103:

    "•Strong suggestion that this NY state trial could actually finish Drumpf ... because his money supply is going to be cut off, if found guilty ( Don't laugh )*"

    Erm, he’s been ruled guilty f fraud by the judge, because the evidence was so blatant, and the trial is over damages. It’s an unusual move, which makes me guess that the judge thinks it will stand up to appeals court scrutiny. No legal talking head I’ve heard is calling BS on the ruling yet.

    The trial is also to determine his guilt/innocence in the OTHER six "causes for action" he faces.

    However, it’s also been reported that the Saudis are piping him money. For example, their purchase of the PGA golf tour purportedly profited him substantially. I wouldn’t be surprised if Putin wasn’t supporting him too. He’s cheaper than terrorists for disrupting the current US government after all.

    Well, if Trumpolini loses control of the "Trump Organization" he's going to have a hard time laundering those proceeds ... especially if he's barred from the real estate business for five years & can't hold any business licenses in the State of New York (even as a corporate entity).

    My prediction is that he won’t crash due to lack of funds, but due to failure to con enough people. When you’re an entertainment figure and you stop entertaining even your stans…..bye bye.

    I also won’t be surprised if a sudden diagnosis of dementia keeps him out of prison, assuming he gets convicted.

    Shouldn't be a problem if he's convicted in either of his current FEDERAL indictments. He'll just serve his sentence at FMC Butner, NC ... that's where Madoff & the Unabomber served out their life sentences.

    The civil case in New York won't result in any sentence of jail time, it's just going to cost him money ... a whole LOT of money.

    If he's convicted of the State RICO charges in Georgia, I expect THEY will be able to find suitable accommodations. I'm sure they've had to deal with demented prisoners before and have the necessary experience.

    Heteromeles @ 1105:

    BTW I’m now reading that the NY fraud case is a bench trial, no jury, which makes more sense. Whichever, it’ll get appealed. Given that Trump’s lawyers got sanctioned by the judge for doing stupid stuff after he told them to knock it off, I won’t be surprised if the verdict is upheld.

    It's a bench trial because that's what his lawyer asked for. There's a lot of nonsense being spouted that she "forgot" or "made a mistake" not asking for a jury trial, but the form she had to sign has TWO options - jury trial or bench trial. You can't complete the form without choosing one or the other. The clerk of court won't accept an incomplete form.

    She (the lawyer) affirmatively CHOSE a bench trial - probably because Trumpolini thought he could bully the judge ... a misjudgement he's already come to regret.

    Anyway, yes, fitness to be POTUS. The US Constitution has no test for capability to do the job, any more than becoming king did. For some reason, our founders thought voters would be the ones to vet candidates.

    With regards to Trump, it’s conceivable that this is why the race to be his veep is so vicious. Once installed as his second in command, theoretically some of them may be contemplating pulling the 25th Amendment on him, under pretext of him being too demented to function, and using that as a springboard to becoming Republican dictator. I think this is unlikely to the level of batshit, but it’s conceivable.

    The 25th Amendment just cannot be used to remove an unwilling occupant of the Oval Office. It was purposefully made MORE DIFFICULT than impeachment.

    The 25th amendment is designed to do two things:
    1. Provide a mechanism for continuity of government if the President dies in office or suffers a medical emergency (stroke, heart attack ...) and is hospitalized; TEMPORARILY unable to fulfill the duties of his/her office.
    2. Replace the Vice President if for any reason he/she is unable to continue in that office (either because of death or resignation OR because the Vice President has succeeded to the Office of President).

    The provisions of Section 4 are strictly to ensure the Vice President/Cabinet can act IF the President is unable to communicate - unconscious or in a coma.

    There IS a possible argument that provisions of the 14th Amendment could be used to bar him from office, but (I think) only if he's convicted in the Jan 6 case ... and even then it's not certain. It would have to be settled in a lawsuit that would almost certainly go to the Supreme Court and who the hell knows what they'd do.

    I think it’s slightly more possible that the small swell of stories about his mental incompetence might be setting the stage for Trump to use an incompetence defense to stay out of prison. Far more likely it’s a mix of copycat journalism and wishful thinking on the left flank. But I can see this notion being appropriated by the MAGAts, or by his lawyers, to excuse his actions somehow.

    Whether it will work is another question. It’s even more plausible that what most Americans want to feel about Trump is a mix of schadenfreude and relief at his passing out of the spotlight for good. If this last holds, he won’t be allowed a dementia defense until he’s pulling the IV lines out of his arm at the prison hospital.

    If he's found competent to stand trial (AND convicted) he'll be competent to serve his prison term, even if it is at a Federal Prison medical facility. It's highly unlikely he'd allow himself to be found incompetent to stand trial, because he wouldn't be able to campaign for President ... and likely he would be confined to some medical facility UNTIL he became competent to stand trial. FMC Butner, NC

    Dementia, feigned or real, is NOT a route for him to escape accountability at this point.

    1118:

    MSB @ 1109:

    Two questions to the resident USians:
        &nbsp• Other than this current New York trial, aren't the others expected to be trial by jury?
        &nbsp• How large is the MAGAt population in the US?

    The current New York trial is a CIVIL trial, but it COULD have been a jury trial like his previous trial in the E Jean Carroll lawsuit. The current trial is a bench trial because that's what Trump's lawyers CHOSE.

    And now a follow-up question:

    Isn't it likely that any jury will include one or two MAGAts who will vote "not guilty" no matter what, regardless of the evidence*? And isn't therefore an eventual acquittal (or at least a never ending series of mistrials) more or less guaranteed?

    Funny thing about juries. They take an oath to decide their verdict on the basis of the evidence presented at the trial. And, oddly enough, appear to take that oath seriously despite partisan leanings. The jury in the E Jean Carroll trial had several Trump partisans ... and they still voted to find him liable (~ guilty).

    1119:

    Heteromeles @ 1110:

    Apparently Trump asked for a bench trial rather than a jury trial in NY. He’ll probably regret that. AFAIK, his other trials are criminal. Also AFAIK, only civil trials can be without a jury.

    By default (serious**) criminal cases require a Jury Trial, but there are circumstances where DEFENDANTS can request a bench trial; waiving the right to a jury.

    Bench Trial: United States

    **Only really stupid people or "sovereign citizens" (but I repeat myself) demand jury trials for petty misdemeanors [traffic offenses, etc] ... 'cause that kicks it up to Superior Court from District Court where the judge can impose much steeper penalties if the accused is convicted.

    1120:

    Greg Tingey @ 1111:

    NOW The US "House" has no "Speaker" & can do no business ....
    To US residents - will the US guvmint's finances inplode, or will someone at leat temporarily fix this insanty?
    Bets / Options?

    My GUESS (since all bets are off at this point so to speak) is we'll have a government shutdown about a week before the U.S. Thanksgiving holiday, November 23, 2023. The GQP in the House of Representatives in the U.S. Congress have the crashers & trashers of the chaos caucus in command and they don't give a shit about governing, they just want to burn the fuckin house down.

    The only reason McCarthy offered his last minute continuing resolution was he thought it was a poison pill the Democrats would have to reject so he could blame a government shutdown on House Democrats.

    If it wasn't for BAD FAITH the GQP would have no faith at all!

    But whatever dumb fuckin' son of a bitch the GQP is gonna' select as the new Speaker ain't even that smart. But he will be a bigger piece of shit!

    1122:

    ...though it has to be said that Friedrich Schiller put it much more neatly :)

    1123:

    Friedrich Schiller's quote merely says that stupidity is impervious. He did not indicate just how dangerous it is. Dietrich Bonhoeffer made that point very clear.

    1124:

    Ilya & others ...
    Asimov - wrote a whole novel on this { "The Gods Themselves" } From a Schilller quote, which translate as: *Against stupidity, the Gods themselves, contend in vain"

    1125:

    RE: Trumpian bench trial for civil fraud.

    When I first posted, I was listening to some news report that went on at length how unusual it was that the judge ruled from the bench blah blah blah. I wasn't paying much attention and assumed the reported knew what they were talking about, because it was a big station that normally fact checked. When the station later corrected the report with a lawyer interview, I did a head slap because I've been involved in civil environmental suits on the plaintiff's side, and I needed to correct my account here. So yes, I entirely agree with your what you wrote. Thank you for writing it!

    And yes, I think the Trump team erred in not asking for a jury trial on the business fraud case. They can't delay it any more, and it's going to hurt his cash flow and reputation.

    RE: Trumpian dementia.

    I don't listen to him at all if I can help it (I've loathed him since the 1990s), but since when he was president, the mainstream media has been accused of making him sound more coherent than he is. I've dealt a bit with people with dementia, and they can go from functioning to completely dysfunctional with terrifying rapidity. About the only reason I can see for wanting to be his 2024 VP is a) in the hope that he wins, and b) in the hope that, if he does win, he'll collapse into incoherence and need to be replaced. So succeeding him is an easier route to power than trying to beat him. And if he is declining in coherence (no clue if this is true), then it's a plausible strategy.

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