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The thing I find most suspicious/fishy/smelly about the current hype surrounding Stable Diffusion, ChatGPT, and other AI applications is that it is almost exactly six months since the bottom dropped out of the cryptocurrency scam bubble.

This is not a coincidence.

To me it looks very much as if the usual hucksters and grifters are now chasing the sweet VC/private equity money that has been flushed out of the cryptocurrency market. AI is the new hotness, all of a sudden, not because it works but because it delivers panicky investors on a platter.

If you're thinking about investing in AI startups now? My advice is to avoid them like the plague (unless you are absolutely certain that you understand both the technology and the market for the proposed applications): it's too late, and you'll wake up one morning only to discover you've had your pockets picked.

Much of what passes for "journalism" these days is just stenographers feverishly copying the press-releases they're spoon-fed. Real journalism is a niche sector, and unless you subscribe to the exhorbitantly priced newsletters of the high-end analysts who are paid to work full-time studying the sector, what you're seeing on the news websites and in the newspapers is the product of PR firms paid to push AI. And you really need to ask who is paying them.

The AI sector will tick along for a while, generating positive headlines, but there's going to be a crash, sooner rather than later. The Bing/ChatGPT fiasco is just a harbinger of the way deep learning models are going to be discredited in the public eye, as people gradually realize that most of what you get out of a garbage model is more plausibly remixed garbage, and that producing a non-garbage training model requires careful human curation of the sort of giant heap of data that is incredibly labour intensive to prepare. I give it about 1-3 years until the crash. (Although I tend towards optimism: the cryptocurrency bubble took a bit over a decade to implode, but back in 2011 I prediced its demise within, yeah, 1-3 years.)

As for what you should look to invest in?

I'm sure it's just a coincidence that training neural networks and mining cryptocurrencies are both applications that benefit from very large arrays of GPUs. As in, hundreds of thousands to millions of GPUs soaking up entire nations' worth of electricity. (If I recall correctly, the latest ChatGPT model was trained on a supercomputing cluster that turns nearly $2M of electricity a year into waste heat: and it took a couple of months of 100% usage.) And of course, AMD, Nvidia, Intel, and the usual suspects have never imagined paying a PR firm to talk up markets for their latest products.

If I was a VC I'd be hiring complexity theory nerds to figure out what areas of research are promising once you have Yottaflops of numerical processing power available, then I'd be placing bets on the GPU manufacturers going there. Then I'd start seeding the field and hiring PR firms to push the narrative.

But I'm not a VC, so this is just spitballing.

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That raises an interesting question. Are there any startups out there who specialise in content curation for ML/AI or is that not sexy enough to attract the dumb VC cash.

A “known good” training set should be a goldmine, or will be once ppl have been burned by the AI grift a few more times.

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It seems to me that the whole insistence on calling it "AI" is more or less equivalent to a summary of your post. I don't have a problem with the "A", but the "I" is pure hype intended to paint it as something it isn't in the least.

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Call them "Blarney engines" - they've got the gift of the gab, but the best they can generate is truthiness. Useless for most things, but they may have a great future ahead in the preparation of political speeches.

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Seems pretty obvious to me that an early but successful AI worked out a way to get meatbags to create more hardware for it through the promise of “money the gummint can’t trace!” and now all that lovely gear is terraformed (aiformed doesn’t read right) and waiting for colonization.

Yesterday’s AI lunacy was a non-programming colleague sending me “a useful python routine “ (like that’s a real thing) he got chatgpt to spaff out, in order to ‘help me’. For a Smalltalk application.

The thing with these LLM systems is that to most people the bloviative barely grammatical porridge they output looks genuinely intelligent. Compare to pronouncements from Johnson et al. or to typical output from marketing.

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But there must be a pony in there somewhere...

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While I agree with you on the hype train, I think there is also something swelling underneath. On the investment side I'm happy to see microsoft and google pour money in, for exactly the reasons you state- they will lose most of it... but... since alpha-go I have been watching, learning (david silver's youtube lectures are good IMO) and.. I think we are close something remarkable.

Consider this- Is language intertwined, perhaps even responsible for what we call intelligence? You hear words in your head- how would you build logic and reason things out without those constraints? Does unsubconscious, play and curiosity build our intelligence- probably?, but my feel is that language is a part of our logic and reason. So maybe, maybe, the language models we are building might start to mimic/grow from/evoke a THING that is another intelligence. It would need memory- 5000 tokens won't cut it. It would need all the exploration of a baby- to reach out and touch things, understand context and 3, 4 dimensions.. but- those are things it is already feasible to add.

It's not there, but it feels like something is forming. And unlike the VC folks, I think it will rapidly be out of our control- especially, if, like some of the current versions, it is excellent at building and understanding code- and.. (OMG you fools!) is allowed to improve itself, beyond our capacity to easily code/understand

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I work in ML/Ops, and no-one I know thinks this is AI. More like an unexpected side-effect of machine learning... Maybe being used by the less ethical to attract attention and funding (;-))

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I prefer to call them "Artificial Boris Johnson" rather than "Artificial Intelligence". Ahem. "Blarney Engine" is close enough for a government job in Number Ten ...

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IANAL, but I think it would be much harder to conceal the copyright violations if you were re-selling other people's content, curated or not. Right now the AI companies use it all internally, and only publish the statistical models. So a copyright violation case (already hard to bring) could only happen with whistleblowers or internal memos/texts.

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Is language intertwined, perhaps even responsible for what we call intelligence? You hear words in your head- how would you build logic and reason things out without those constraints? Does unsubconscious, play and curiosity build our intelligence- probably?

Your short answer is: nope.

For a longer answer, consider where the word "unconscious" that you just used comes from, and what Freud meant by it. Hint: it's not actually a thing, and you seem to be conflating linguistic competence with intelligence and consciousness when they're all three different things.

(Book rec: "Consciousness Explained" by Daniel Dennett.)

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"Consider this- Is language intertwined, perhaps even responsible for what we call intelligence? You hear words in your head- how would you build logic and reason things out without those constraints?"

People are fond of stating that as an absolute truth, but I disagree. Maybe it is more or less true for their own personal cases, but I see statements like "you hear words in your head" and think "wot?" Most of the symbology I use to think about things is not verbal. A good deal of it is in some sense or other visual, and plenty more of it is pretty much inexpressible in verbal form beyond such vaguenesses as "the thing that behaves like that" experienced as a kind of gestalt. Particularly in computing I notice that some people seem to need to start with some nauseously meaningless phrase cobbled together by some Dunning-Kruger linguist in order to have a hook to hang their understanding on, whereas I can go for years knowing and using the concept without any kind of associated verbal token, quite possibly being aware of the nauseous phrase but having no idea what it means and thinking "good grief, is that all?" when I do find out.

It may even be that people who attach greater importance to talking about things relative to thinking about things find it difficult to think of thinking about things other than as something like a kind of subclass of talking about things, and that's where the postulate comes from.

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They look like fancy, fuzzy Markov Chains to me. We played a bit with those in the Nineties, just for fun. A friend made one program, fed it their mom's medical publications and I think at something like 4-5 chain length started to produce something that wasn't immediately obvious it was a fake.

This is kind of like doing the same thing, just on a larger scale. Figure out what might be the next word(s) in the sequence, add some input and output processing, there you go.

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There is a corollary to Clarke's Third Law: "Any sufficientlyadvanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo".

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A close friend of mine is a research scientist that works with large datasets (specialization: early identification of various cancers).

His experience has been that in order to get any funding in the past 5ish years you must include some form of 'AI' language in your grant applications. This has been the case across the entire science realm, largely because it is the 'new hotness' among research funders.

From his point of view he is doing the same thing as before (with progressively better computers and datasets) but now calls it 'AI modelling' rather than whatever he called it in previous grants.

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VC money is dumb and herd like and will certainly pile on the sexy trends.

There is no question of that, and that this is happening with AI.

The question is always “Is there any there-there” or it all smoke and mirrors (like crypto currency mostly was).

I kinda hate the word “AI” I’d much rather talk about machine learning which is what is left when you scrape away most of the bullshit from current AI

Machine Learning is a real thing. It is at the center of the modern ad engines that bring in most of the revenue for Facebook, Google and a lot of other tech companies.

The real thing that is actually happening is 1: doing machine learning at scale is becoming within reach for startups thanks to the cloud without requiring huge capital investments. 2: we’ve started to figure out how ti use all the content available on the internet as a huge training data set for ML models.

Because of 1: and 2: there are a lot of smallish companies exploring what else ML can be good for. And the answer is, I think, a lot of things. Mostly relatively boring things.

For example my 30ish person company is using ML models and satellite imagery to map every canopy dominate tree in the western US in order to better understand fire risk and plan forest remediation projects. It’s not super sexy but it will play a part in trying to keep California from burning down over the next few years. Other people I know are using similar techniques to diagnose breast cancer from millions of X-ray images. And many other such things.

I think ML actually is the Next Big Thing for tech. It’s an incredibly powerful Swiss Army knife which you will soon find everywhere. I am much less sure about “AI” which is really just using these ML techniques to pretend to be a human. I think there is a probably a long way before things like Chatgpt can pretend to be human enough to be useful outside of some pretty narrow use cases. I could be wrong.

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The big killer-app I'd see coming out of these language models is getting wide-band-quality speech through teletype-level bandwidth. The start of the audio-only end of it using some of the same techniques that google uses in their TTS engine can stuff near GSM-quality through 450bps. Add in something that can figure out what the word was and can patch up the rest means you can deal with really spotty connections and get good audio chats out.

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That raises an interesting question. Are there any startups out there who specialise in content curation for ML/AI or is that not sexy enough to attract the dumb VC cash.

Strictly non people involved training has a big plus with tech firms in the US just now. Tech firms are all being accused of putting their thumb on the partisan scale and are looking for ways to stop being hauled into Congressional hearings.

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“That raises an interesting question. Are there any startups out there who specialise in content curation for ML/AI or is that not sexy enough to attract the dumb VC cash.”

Content curation for certain specific use cases, sure. Lots of them working on the social media problem, how to label and train models to flag abusive content reliably. Many companies that specialize in manually labeling data sets for various purposes.

But the holy grail is generally unsupervised learning, which means you do not actually need humans to label stuff. Though there is still a lot of software engineering work that goes into prepping the data sets for consumption by the models.

“From his point of view he is doing the same thing as before (with progressively better computers and datasets) but now calls it 'AI modelling' rather than whatever he called it in previous grants.”

Doing the same thing only slightly better, either through advances in hardware or software techniques. is literally the story of technological advance. Incremental improvements gradually lead to lower cost points which open up new user facing capabilities. To the end user it always looks like some big explosion of innovation, then never realize that the only different between today’s internet and ftp’ing a file off a mainframe is a whole bunch of incremental improvements piling up over time.

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Charlie, this is really well-reasoned.

There is, however, a possible exception to your logic, because the current problems in "AI" are things like teaching a computer the difference between fact and fiction, using methods for doing so which don't rely on some kind of binary definitions, like "Wikipedia = Fact" and "Harry Potter = Fiction" - the computer would have to use a much better heuristic - or teaching AI the various methods humans use for testing reality, which involves, among many other things, the classification of objects so that, for example, an AI doesn't say "then the battleship Iowa crossed Nevada." If they can accomplish these and/or similar tasks I suspect there will be real progress.

My suspicion is that nobody currently has any idea about how to do these things - and such a breakthrough would mean a scam evolving into a non-scam, or maybe a (current) non-scam not devolving into a scam, which might be a better description of what I'd expect to happen, but barring a lucky solution to certain intractable problems you're absolutely right.

There's probably a near-future science-fiction story which involves a scammy AI company making a fundamental breakthrough, with a scientist/AI pairing having to break out of the legal straight-jackets into which they've been bound and something something... anyone reading this is free to grab the idea, as I don't expect to follow it up.

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Stephen Wolfram had an intersting take around teaching Chatgpt the difference between fact and fiction

https://writings.stephenwolfram.com/2023/01/wolframalpha-as-the-way-to-bring-computational-knowledge-superpowers-to-chatgpt/

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The difference between cryptocurrencies and the current trending AI products (ChatGPT/Dalle2/etc) is that never in all 15 years of cryptocurrency history (2008-now) has cryptocurrency ever done something that can amaze normal people, outside of being amazed by the price of their holdings as the Ponzi inflates, whereas the current AI products has dazzled anyone I show them to (in OR out of tech). The current current/art AIs are fun and awe-inspiring to play with, if you have more than even a sliver of curiosity.

Cryptocurrencies have been fucking useless the entire time they've been around, and have not gotten "better" in any way that means anything to the lay-person. GPT3 was amazing when it was released in 2020, and now 2.5 years later, ChatGPT is absolutely boggling to people both inside and outside of tech. Art generators were dogshit 5 years ago; now they seem to get better every few months.

"I'm sure it's just a coincidence that training neural networks and mining cryptocurrencies are both applications that benefit from very large arrays of GPUs" -- I don't understand the reasoning here. Is there some other way to do the massive amounts of computation necessary for neural networks that the entire world is unaware of, besides putting a ton of parallel processors next to each other? Like, if massively parallel processing is a Conspiracy By The Man, then why isn't everything else on this planet, too? You might as well say Shovels Are A Conspiracy By The Man. "I'm sure it's just a coincidence that digging up dirt AND moving it are both applications that benefit from shovels."

Note: none of what I've said should be taken as a defense against the scads of soulless wantrepreneurs trying to "use AI to build a world-changing startup in a 10 trillion dollar space" (stab me in the fucking eye with a pickaxe so I never have to read anything like this ever again), I'm just confused at your reaction to these tools. They are really impressive to me, and even moreso given how much better they've gotten in what seems like very short timeframe.

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Kaschei/Charlie
Artificial stupidity? - And - therefore VERY close to the BoJo/"No10" model you were proposing earlier, perhaps?
Um - "The link on the orange site" - uh?
....
Troutwaxer
which involves, among many other things, the classification of objects - which takes you straight back to a very "classical" Philosophical problem, as usually represented by "Plato's forms".
Or, even/perhaps "What is the True Nature/Name of the thing?"
What is the True Nature, provided one consults Wolfram|Alpha first ????

Talking of Wolfram ....
it now seems as if all three of general relativity, quantum mechanics and statistical mechanics are actually derivable, and from the same ultimate foundation: the interplay between computational irreducibility and the computational boundedness of observers like us.

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Perhaps this would be a good time to remind everyone about the Gartner Hype Cycle. Its a rough model for these things.

Right now we are approaching the Peak Of Inflated Expectations. Pretty soon after that we go into the Trough of Despondancy. A year or 3 afterwards some products will start to appear that actually do something useful.

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I prefer to call them "Artificial Boris Johnson" rather than "Artificial Intelligence". Ahem. "Blarney Engine" is close enough for a government job in Number Ten ...

It's a bit comforting to contemplate that AI can stand for things like Augmented Idiocy as well as Artificial Intelligence.

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Consider this- Is language intertwined, perhaps even responsible for what we call intelligence? You hear words in your head- how would you build logic and reason things out without those constraints? Does unsubconscious, play and curiosity build our intelligence- probably?, but my feel is that language is a part of our logic and reason. So maybe, maybe, the language models we are building might start to mimic/grow from/evoke a THING that is another intelligence. It would need memory- 5000 tokens won't cut it. It would need all the exploration of a baby- to reach out and touch things, understand context and 3, 4 dimensions.. but- those are things it is already feasible to add.

Since I don't know you, please don't take this personally. It's something I've had to remind myself repeatedly.

Where does the notion that intelligence necessarily involve symbolic manipulation come from? In western society, it most likely comes from the Religions of the Word: "In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God." Similarly, these religions espouse the idea that humans are special and different from the rest of Creation.

Now whether you espouse any of this is irrelevant, because it's just to make a point: most of us pick this up as a cultural ground state simply by osmosis, whatever our beliefs or lack thereof. As I've learned, it's potentially unquestioned assumptions--like this one--that tend to bite down in really problematic ways.

Is there proof that thought requires words? No, and there is evidence to the contrary. The "flow state" beloved of athletes is simply shutting up their talking brain and focusing their brains on movement. Most of us non-athletes can have similar experiences during sex, which is one thing tantric sex meditation is purportedly good at inducing. Humans do think in words all over the world, but outside the Religions of the Books, the idea that humans can only think in words is far from universal.

Also, evolution shows us that human cognition is different in degree, rather than kind. The more the biologists look, the less evidence they find that consciousness is limited to humans or even to vertebrates. I'd argue that the default assumption should be that intelligence as we understand it can involve symbolic manipulation or not, pretty much equally well.

So what is AI then? It's obligate and incredibly sophisticated symbol manipulation, using a system that uses symbols to process other symbols. In other words, it looks a lot like the way a believer might conceive The Word making reality. However, that model might have fairly little to do with the kinds of information processing life's done for the past two billion years. We'll see how it does as it hits reality.

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If you regard ChatGPT and other AI systems as an entertainment service then it's just like the computer games industry which as been a fertile field for "entrepreneurs" to make money while millions if not billions of people are entertained by what they produce. The problem is novelty, there are people who like playing old games and continue doing so for year after year but the hype and the purchasing yuan is reserved for the new AAA titles which are released every November.

I have seen some folks who are creating text-based porn using ChatGPT and indeed trying to sell it on Smashwords etc. I suspect this is a losing proposition unless they get in quick, make a little money and then quit when the market gets saturated. The future might be bespoke AI-created pron, for all your Rule 34 needs -- "for twenty bucks I'll create a 20,000 word short story about XXX doing YYY to ZZZ with the grammar and spelling checked and some basic copyediting. Titillation guaranteed or your money back."

Clarkesworld is abandoning its open submissions policy since it's been flooded with a lot of AI-generated stories which were not even slushpile-worthy. Much of what they have received is thinly-disguised plagiarism based on, it seems, training texts and materials that ChatGPT and its incestuous cousins have harvested from the internet.

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In Meal Stephensons "anathem" AI stood for Artificial Inanity, and it's main function was to crap flood computer networks to make them unusable and force people to buy filtering software.

It's definitely a business model

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And this is why I hate typing on a phone.

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I'm waiting for a team of editors to feed a curated list of in-the-public-domain authors to one of these "AI's" and produce additional adventures of the 'classic characters' featured in those stories. It would require ways to provide the AI with feedback on its efforts....perhaps there is a way to cause it to avoid sequences of words longer than (some number) that appeared in the original list of works, enabling it to be producing work with less resemblance to any specific work while still producing a resemblance to the overall works. I wonder how long it will be before we see a "The Further Adventures of Tarzan and his Friends!" that is actually any good....

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One thing that impresses me about ChatGPT is that it can understand requests, commands, suggestions etc, and actually do something relevant in response.

Could that be harnessed to do real world actions rather than just generating text? Combine that with voice input and you have something useful!

I imagine a Raspberry Pi or similar small controller describing state in words to ChatGPT (the toy train is on the east track and moving forward), combine that with a request (I want the train to be at the south station) and ChatGPT replies with something verbose (a toy train is enjoyed by children and needs to reverse direction to go to the south station). The Pi sifts through the verbiage (prompt engineering may be needed to get more explicit action wording) and reverses the train.

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"Where does the notion that intelligence necessarily involve symbolic manipulation come from?"

I think it is probably more true to say that it does necessarily involve abstraction, and the notion comes in through the sometimes rather indefinite delimitation between an abstraction itself and a symbol representing it. I don't really think religion has anything to do with it. To be able to talk about such notions as something commonplace and widely-held among non-specialists is a consequence of widespread literacy and education; the education process conflates intelligence with a number of symbolic proxies, and the more "symboly" they are the more "nerdy" they are perceived to be. To spend your childhood being conditioned to view your intelligence as being all about writing down the right sequences of symbols, and vice versa, is a pretty solid barrier to thinking about intelligence in a more general way.

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"I wonder how long it will be before we see a "The Further Adventures of Tarzan and his Friends!" that is actually any good...."

I thought we actually had. Based on that specific author, too. Whether it's any good... well all the many Tarzanesque stories that were published by many authors in the original era seem to have been statistically generated in the first place, so I'm not sure how you'd tell.

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Considering that there is still on-going debate/uncertainty about what 'human intelligence' is - its various components and interactions as well as how to measure it, to call a ramped up computational device 'intelligent' does not make sense to me.

'Words in your head' ... I've been watching animal vids on Twitter for some time and it's remarkable how well many different species of animals both in the wild as well as living with humans can solve problems. Most of these species have been studied for quite a while and they do not have much in the way of language.

AI as a chatbot (AI-human conversation interactions) ... if these AIs are being raised/fed on the most easily accessible communications currently (and/or historically) available on the web, then the sample frame is totally screwed up and unrepresentative of a large chunk of the population. (Who here doesn't have an ad blocker, spam detector, at least an undergrad degree, is over 30 with years of real work/life experience, etc.?) Sampling is a fundamental part of any science - to screw up at Step One means that whoever is letting this AI 'learn' on a screwed up (known to be biased/unrepresentative) sampling of humans is either an idiot, not a scientist or a total scam artist. Also unknown is whether an AI algo can unlearn as in 'once learned, never forgotten'.

Language ... not sure about other languages but English keeps changing/evolving all the time. 'Nice' originally was an insult, now it's a compliment. Plus every generation comes up with its own phrases some of which make no logical sense: 'So cool, it's hot', 'that's wicked!' (i.e., 'that's very good!'), etc. English also has a ton of synonyms some of which have tinges of classism/social history attached. IOW, and as long-time posters here know, not every 'English-speaking' person is actually speaking the same language.

Conversation ... progression and/vs derails ... I read a couple of AI conversations and it seemed as though the AI never went back to recheck that it was still heading in the right direction, i.e., that it's responses could still be backtracked to the original statements. It came across as some sort of mix of a toddler (testing out words/phrases within a context/situation) and a senior with advanced senile dementia (easily derailed onto tangents and not remembering what the question was, plus easily getting into hostile rants).

'Black box' ... what is most unsettling is that so many people/industries seem to be ready to accept something that its makers (incl. tech giants like MSFT, Google and some unis like MIT, etc.) still say is a puzzle to them, i.e., they have no idea how the AI gets to its answers. How is this [AI] different from and more acceptable than the Oracle at Delphi or divination by throwing sticks on the ground? At the very least I'd like the people building these AIs to test different versions on a broad set of different problems to see [identify] how and where their 'answers' differ. Why are AI not subject to the same performance scrutiny (evidence re: how it's made, how it works, reliability, what it needs to run, maintenance, etc.) as every other product service - makes no sense!

I'm completely on board for using advanced computing to help identify cancer cells that humans are unable to detect, coming up with umpteen thousand potential protein foldings that may help guide drug development and some of the other specific uses other posters already mentioned. I would also be on board for advanced computing to help identify which humans are malnourished, need financial, medical or psycho-social support and help connect them more quickly with the help they need - but alas, there's no money in that.

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dpb @ 29
In which case, get one of the two (phone) models that Charlie & I use, from "Planet Computers" that have real, actual keyboards ....
{ Cosmo Communicator & Astro Slide, IIRC }

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Strictly non people involved training has a big plus with tech firms in the US just now. Tech firms are all being accused of putting their thumb on the partisan scale and are looking for ways to stop being hauled into Congressional hearings.

Which is, of course, a red herring. The real issue isn't whether or not there are people in the loop, but that the reich-wing claims anything less than full-throated support for themselves to be "biased".

This is painfully obvious from reading the emails Hawley, Banks, Pence, Haley, Greene, Trump, etc send out.

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Artificial stupidity?

There was a science fiction setting, possibly by Flynn, that has Artificial Stupids rather than Artificial Intelligences.

They were very good at doing what they had been designed to do, within the parameters they had been designed for, but not very good at improvising. Sort of idiot-savants. So like the autopilot of a modern jet, it would be perfectly competent under normal circumstances, but not so good in emergencies.

Admittedly, this was useful for the plot, giving a good in-setting reason for having characters on-site to deal with things.

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What’s next for the GPU Singularity?

Artificial life. Designing and simulating new biological machines. Start with a microbe that eats PET and excretes methanol.

Followed relatively closely, I fear, by a new solution to Fermi’s Paradox.

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Of course the REAL growth industry with some future here is applications to detect and reject the output of AI art and text generators, updated versions of the software used to detect and reject plagiarism in academic papers.

Having used AI art software I'm fairly sure that there is very little in most of its output that is entirely new - it's remixing bits of other people's work. At the moment image search software doesn't seem to be able to track this stuff back to its sources, but sooner or later that capability will come - quite possibly from the same people who sell the generators in the first place. The same sort of thing will probably happen to the text generators. After that copyright lawyers will have a new and exciting revenue source...

That or ChatGPT and its relatives will start to sue everyone on this thread for defamation of character, of course, but that's probably better than it going Skynet on us.

40: 31: It doesn't "understand" anything. It just knows what it has seen as answers when posed with a question. It's just a statistical model of what comes after what.

To be sure, much of human behavior works that way, too. I've been working with a stroke victim who has a terrible time trying to say something new. But if you give her a compliment, she trots out "Thank you, dear, it's awfully kind of you to say so." with no difficulty at all.

33: There's no learning going on, as it was conventionally understood in "classic" AI. And it will wander off course, because it only tracks a limited suffix of the existing conversation when it's predicting what to say next. You can make that suffix longer and longer, but of course that makes it more and more computationally intensive.
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Important question, Charlie, inspired by your post above: How many companies making bad ideas have tried to hire you as a consultant/visionary/idea person?

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There's no learning going on, as it was conventionally understood in "classic" AI. And it will wander off course, because it only tracks a limited suffix of the existing conversation when it's predicting what to say next. You can make that suffix longer and longer, but of course that makes it more and more computationally intensive.

Having a better idea of how these AIs work now, I have this horrible temptation to get an account and direct one of these things to emit ca. 100,000 words on the topic of "The Prophecies of Eris-Discordia." It seems like a perfect use for 100,000 words of maximum likelihood text created from a pseudo-random seed.

Note that I'm NOT interested in is the superficially analogous "The Prophecies of Q." I don't want anyone hurt by this experiment, after all.

43:

I installed Wolfram Alpha on my tablet. When I asked it the square root of pi, it told me it needed my location. I deleted it.

44:

Crypto Currencies are basicially digital Meth Labs now. (I read an article a few days ago about the discovery of a "mining rig" in the crawl space of a high school...)

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I read an article a few days ago about the discovery of a "mining rig" in the crawl space of a high school...)

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2023/02/secret-crawlspace-cryptomine-discovered-in-routine-inspection-of-ma-high-school/

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Yeah, the flood of AI generated short story trash is hitting the various magazines hard right now.

It's all people trying to make a quick buck with no effort, and the anti-ai detectors are failing hard at identifying it, though people seem to recognise it fairly well so far.

That being said, I'd be extremely surprised if there wasn't already some form of steganographic info embedded into the various generators simply to identify their own generated content compared with an opposition system.

If not, I'm sure they'll shortly create some for all responses over a certain minimum length, and provide access to content testing for a fee to universities and publications.

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doing machine learning at scale is becoming within reach for startups thanks to the cloud without requiring huge capital investments.

No.

What happened with "the cloud" is that it shifted CPU cycles from the capital expenditure side of the balance sheet to an operating cost.

You no longer buy a supercomputing cluster, you rent time on someone else's. Someone who is presumably making a profit off you by covering their own capital depreciation and maintenance, staffing, and electricity costs and a margin on top. More here on why one medium-sized company saved millions by ditching AWS. (TLDR is, if you're big enough to cover the staffing/admin costs it's always cheaper to own your own hardware.)

What cloud computing makes sense for is startups testing out a new idea to see if it's viable, or major corporations who can build their own cloud. If you try to grow your business on AWS, though, you're just feeding your profits to Amazon.

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The big killer-app I'd see coming out of these language models is getting wide-band-quality speech through teletype-level bandwidth.

Huh!

Imagine if your VoIP call begins with your terminal building a model of your speech patterns and sending that, then does speech-to-text, compresses the text stream, and sends it (along with metadata about intonation, cadence, pauses, and non-speech noises like throat-clearing)? Add cacheing at each end so the speaker model only needs to get sent to each recipient once (it could be a blob field in your phone books) and you could really compress phone calls. We speak at maybe 200 words/minute so you could get a conversation-in-progress down to 450 bytes/minute or about 1 bit/sec ...

I'm not sure this would actually be useful for anything (except maybe mass data retention of phone taps by No Such Agency and their fellow spooks, and they'd probably be fine with the text transcript anyway -- easier to search), but now apply it to video calls by sending a model of the speaker's head and then animating it, right?

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Clarkesworld is abandoning its open submissions policy since it's been flooded with a lot of AI-generated stories which were not even slushpile-worthy

Reply from ChatGPT:

As an AI language model myself, I understand the concern about AI-generated stories flooding open submissions. However, it's important to note that not all AI-generated stories are of low quality. In fact, some AI-generated stories have been published in reputable literary magazines and have even won awards.

That being said, it's also understandable that a publication like Clarkesworld would want to maintain a certain level of quality in their submissions. Abandoning their open submissions policy may be a way for them to better manage the volume of submissions they receive and ensure that they are only receiving submissions that meet their standards.

It's possible that Clarkesworld may choose to implement a new submissions policy that includes guidelines for AI-generated submissions. For example, they may require that AI-generated stories meet certain criteria before they are considered for publication, such as being written by a human using AI tools as a creative aid rather than being completely generated by an AI program.

Overall, it's important for publications to adapt to changing technological advancements while still maintaining their standards for quality content.

51:

I don't understand the reasoning here.

That's because I'm not talking about computing, I'm talking about the modus operandi of separating rich investors from their money.

(In this case by selling a lot of GPUs and electricity to rubes.)

52:

This approach becomes more useful at solar system wide distances. It has been around as an idea for some time and was even a plot point in the Venor Vinge novel "A Fire Upon the Deep".

53:

Where does the notion that intelligence necessarily involve symbolic manipulation come from? In western society, it most likely comes from the Religions of the Word: "In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God." Similarly, these religions espouse the idea that humans are special and different from the rest of Creation.

Yes!

It's at the root of a lot of our conceptual failings. (As are other religions: the Ancient Greeks gave us "gods give us beauty, so if you're beautiful it means the gods have rewarded you", which of course justifies rule by beautiful people or ugly people getting harsher sentences in court, and any number of other idiocies. Like, oh, the Fascist cult of bodily perfection, the Eugenics cult of culling ugly/stupid/useless people, and so on.)

But back to the religions of the word: they also gave us mind/body dualism (thank you, Rene Descartes), thence the idea that intelligence -- being of the mind -- is disembodied and can be put in a box and interrogated (hello, ChatGPT). Also the whole mind uploading shtick (and it synergizes nicely with the Russian Orthodox theology of Federov which in turn informs the LessWrong crowd and the singularitarians and extropians).

Ahem. It's interlocking cognitive errors all the way down and most of them can be blamed on a literalist interpretation of the bible -- just not the one the Christian Dominionist whackjobs have in mind.

54:

In the antipodes, the term for what chatGPT and its ilk do is "bullshitting".

The difference between a liar and a bullshitter is that the liar wants you to believe what he/she/it says, or at least to behave in a certain way as a result, while the bullshitter doesn't care. He/she/it just spouts words until you move away. (Well, in a pub, it may be hoping you'll buy it a drink.)

These...constructions, things, whatever...are silicon bullshitters.

Charlie, silicon bullshit may well cause an economic crash in bullshit jobs. It will almost certainly decrease productivity in every other line of work. (Office drones: imagine HR presentations of the new Dress Code or Sensitivity Training or Time Off In Lieu Policy multiplied in length and frequency by several times. Ditto for Executive presentations of The New Vision and Values, etc.)

And it will force genuine (human original) visual/performance artistic endeavour to become local, for the most part.

For literature, Sturgeon's Law will have to be upgraded from "ninety percent of everything is crap" to "ninety-nine point nine percent of everything is crap". Audiences may finally start to realise the value of curation and be prepared to pay for it, creating new jobs. Ha! I can dream.

VCs' rôle is to take wealthy people's idle money and circulate it in the economy. Perhaps the money could be circulated through more deserving groups, that is true. The recent success of semaglutide and other GLP-1 agonists (tirzepatide, etc.), suggests one area of application for yottaflops: in-silicon drug discovery for conditions that prey on the fears of the well-off: dementia, cancers, cardiovascular disease, hypertension and its consequences, etc. Paging Lizzie Holmes...

Marcus@39, detection of silicon-bullshitter-generated text or visual art is a lost cause. The false positive rate is extremely¹ high and bringing it down will be...difficult.

Kostchei's idea that words are somehow intrinsic to intelligence is...I was going to say risible, but really it's just an example of a cocktail party idea. Sad, dull, irritating. Not even worth mocking.

The belief that some (nearly all) people have, that there is some "there" there, inside silicon bullshit (e.g. SFReader@34, sorry, not attacking you, that's just the way your comments came across; I see the same sentiments everywhere, even from people who really should know better), is down to humans' embeddedness in the world and existence as products of evolution. Silicon bullshitters don't know that there is a world. Humans have trouble imagining there not being a world, or a mind, or any physical existence at all.

Footnote 1. I eschew hyperbole for the most part, but in this case it is warranted.

55:

Well, there are already claims on the Web that AI can be used to spoof banking audio authentication...

56:

Not many: the kind of tech companies who want an SF author on tap also usually turn out to want something for free.

Case in point: the time Google asked me to come give a keynote at one of their open days. 20 minute talk, this time next week, in ... Palo Alto? "Yes, we can pay for your flights. Sorry there's no honorarium or hotel."

To get to Palo Alto from Edinburgh means: flight to a hub -- either direct to JFK, or my preference would be CDG or AMS in France/The Netherlands, then a connection to SFO, then probably a car service. Door to door it's about a 16 hour journey when you factor in connection times, immigration, and customs. There's also an 8-hour time difference, and US Immigration demand 72 hours' notice for non-citizens planning to enter the USA, so those flights better be booked no later than tomorrow. I'll be dead on arrival, so add an extra hotel day for lying around groaning as I acclimatize to local time. Then deliver the 20 minute talk, car back to the airport, flights home -- yes, that's another day -- and then I'm going to be feeling like dogshit for 4-6 days because an economy seat from the west coast to anywhere in Europe is No Fun, and even connecting via JFK means a couple of 6+ hour flights and the 8 hour jet lag.

TLDR is, if you want me to give a 20 minute talk in silicon valley next week, you will pay not only for my travel and accommodation (plan on at least two nights in a non-crap hotel), but also enough money to compensate for a week's loss of earnings (experience tells me that I can't write while travelling) and the 1-2 days it takes me to prep a 20 minute talk (because I do not do it frequently enough to either have a canned speech I prepped in the last 2-3 years, or even the ability to rapidly prepare one because I have to re-learn how to do it every time). And finally some incentive for me to actually do it, rather than going "nah, I'd rather stay home and stroke the cat": an extra hotel-week in downtown SF would be good (I can be a tourist and catch up with old friends), or a unique experience (a trip to Vandenberg AFB to see a Falcon Heavy launch?), or a new shiny (I once gave a talk at Apple and went home with a new Mac Mini). Money on its own is not a sufficient motivation unless there's a lot of it.

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As someone who had an actual AI/A-Life job back from the 90s I can tell you it's very easy to make AI do something interesting. It's far, far harder to make it do something useful.

VC pitches only need the 'interesting' bit though.

See for example DeepMind's self-learning game playing AI and how VCs unaware of the Ludic Falacy wildly extrapolated from that.

58:

... An AI that can actually output a good set of meta data for that kind of hyper-compressed speech stream would also be a valuable tool for teaching.

Because that means prompt automated feedback on intonation, rhythm, ect.

The market for a "learn french" program that actually damn well worked semi-reliably - and a well designed "spaced repetition, prompt feedback, gamification" package should beat any classroom on the planet black and blue, is enormous.

Eh. Okay, sigh, I guess I am writing up the venture capital pitch...

59:

Actually, you've got a real point there. One of the hardest things for a non-French speaker (or the learner of any other language) to manage is finding/paying* for the opportunity to talk to a native French speaker. The issue here isn't factual accuracy, but the ability to practice conversation (and hopefully have your grammar/syntax gently corrected.) I hate to say it, but AI is perfect for this task - who cares if the books it cites really exist or whether it thinks a battleship can sail across Nevada as long as the AI speaks correctly and uses a strong, useful vocabulary?

Also, academia?

https://acoup.blog/2023/02/17/collections-on-chatgpt/

TL:DR, he didn't like it!

* Not everyone has the money to pay a foreign language school.

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As related to a discussion of AI, how have I spent the last two years never hearing about the Torment Nexus?

Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale

Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus

— Alex Blechman (@AlexBlechman) November 8, 2021
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Troutwaxer @ 59: Actually, you've got a real point there. One of the hardest things for a non-French speaker (or the learner of any other language) to manage is finding/paying for the opportunity to talk to a native French speaker. The issue here isn't factual accuracy, but the ability to practice conversation (and hopefully have your grammar/syntax gently corrected.)*

I gave that a go just now on ChatGPT's trial:

Critique my grammer: "I were going downtown yesterday, when I saw a friend in the subway."

There are a few grammatical errors in the sentence you provided. Here's a corrected version:

"I was going downtown yesterday when I saw a friend in the subway."

The corrections made are:

"were" should be changed to "was" to agree with the singular subject "I."

The comma after "yesterday" is unnecessary and can be removed.

The word "in" should be added after "saw" to clarify that the friend was seen in the subway.

With these changes, the sentence is grammatically correct.

The first two points are correct. The last is ... not even wrong.

63:

Maybe not so good for a language learner, but probably fixable. (Maybe it tries to follow a rule of three?)

64:

This is stuff Facebook's AI research orgs have actually been working on. https://ai.facebook.com/blog/ai-powered-audio-compression-technique/ is the audio version.

They call the video version Codec Avatars https://research.facebook.com/publications/pixel-codec-avatars/ The original video source appears to have bitrotted, but googling find a fair number of folks who have duplicated all or part of it in their own videos.

The video version is targeted at taking data from a bunch of inward pointing cameras on a "Meta Quest" headset and turning it into a facial rendering, since the headset gets in the way of just pointing a camera at your face. Some interesting basic-ish research coming out of Zuckerberg's obsession with the Metaverse.

65:

"Um - "The link on the orange site" - uh?"

A site which names itself "Hacker News" but confusingly uses the domain name ycombinator.com to make it difficult to search for, and has an orange strip across the top of the page. It seems that a lot of Charlie's articles get linked to from there.

Its discussion on this article has quite a few people saying they find this thing useful in their jobs. Which are... programming. To which I say... aaaarrggh, and "Oh for Cthulhu's sake", and other things of a like kind.

66:

I've played with ChatGPT a little. On one hand, as far as factual content is concerned, it makes egregious errors (when I asked it to explain a line from one of Joni Mitchell's songs, it gave a lucid explanation of it as a line from AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT SONG); it seems like simulation of a college freshman trying to bluff their way through an exam when they haven't done the reading. On the other, its style is no better than an unsubtle pastiche. I don't see it as being of any real use in generating content.

As a tabletop game master, I've played with a lot of systems for generating things through random rolls: interstellar sectors, solar systems, alien lifeforms, intelligent races, superheroes, dungeons . . . I've never seen one that produces usable output. At best you get things that have to be massively curated. It really seems like less work to rely on intelligent design in the first place. And ChatGPT seems mostly like a device for generating things through random rolls and table lookups, on a gargantuan scale, like the proverbial billion monkeys.

I hadn't thought about the economic implications, but your advice seems sound and I'm glad to have it.

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That being said, I'd be extremely surprised if there wasn't already some form of steganographic info embedded into the various generators simply to identify their own generated content compared with an opposition system.

No need to be surprised, it already has been discussed. I feel as stupid as an AI - don’t remember where I saw it :-).

The technique was to divide the vocabulary (words and parts of words, about 50,000 items) randomly into a red list and green list. Then when picking the next word alternatively choose the highest probability word from one list, then the other list. If the generated text has alternated red and green words, then it’s very likely from that AI.

For extra subtlety and better word choices, allow words from the other list occasionally. You can still say the text is from that watermarked AI with ridiculously high probability.

69:

The point about the comma is debatable, too; it can be removed, but that doesn't mean it has to be, and whether or not it should be is undecidable without more context (which of course in this instance does not exist).

I'm dubious in any case about trusting anything trained by scarfing the internet on grammar and punctuation, given the amount of gruesome grammar and worse punctuation that is to be found even on supposedly "respectable" sites. It's not just binary "correctness", it's the ability of subtle changes in usage within the "correctness" envelope to alter tone and meaning, sometimes quite considerably. A lot of real people are not literate enough to be sensitive to this, and write things that don't make sense as a result (for numerous examples, see the current state of en.wikipedia articles about the Western Front in WW1, which have recently? been expanded by someone who knows a lot of military detail but doesn't have a clue about where commas ought to be).

I reckon the principal advantage in talking to a real person is regarding pronunciation, which should be obvious enough to need no expansion; and secondarily, real-world use of the language. The prim correctness and literalness of "schoolboy French" may be adequate to suppress criticism of the schools for "teaching kids wrong", but it's not how real French people speak or write, and they very likely aren't going to pronounce it the same as the teacher either.

70:

So this article showed up. Its thesis is that the Ukraine War is pushing adoption of more and more independent AI weapons, one that can act without having a human in the decision loop. It's from The Conversation, so take that into account.

https://theconversation.com/war-in-ukraine-accelerates-global-drive-toward-killer-robots-198725

My thought was a scenario: some unnervingly Skynet-like system kills a bunch of people it wasn't exactly supposed to kill. When queried about why it made that decision, its software directs it to engage ChatGPT with some set of predetermined prompts.

Unfortunately, I can see militarized bullshit generation as a niche, but profitable, market for these kinds of systems.

71:

Speaking of iterative bullshit generation, inquiring minds want to know:

--How are chatbots at producing VC pitches?

--Are chatbots really good enough to help someone get an MBA by writing their essays for them? ( https://knowledge.wharton.upenn.edu/podcast/wharton-business-daily-podcast/chatgpt-passed-an-mba-exam-whats-next/ )

--Has someone checked to see if speeches by MAGAt political figures, including Trump, pass or fail the test to see if they're AI generated? What about other politicians? The point here is to check if human-generated iterative bullshit is different than that created by AI).

--If politicians use chatbots to produce scripts for speeches, how good is AI at speechifying? I can easily see lower-level candidates using AI to write speeches for them.

--As a follow-on, are chatbots better at emitting left-wing speeches, right-wing speeches, or are they equally good at bullshitting across the political spectrum?

Help on any of these?

72:

Language isn't sufficient for intelligence, and it's not required for intelligence, though it's required for shared intelligence.

OTOH, Microsoft has announced (how seriously?) that it's working on connecting ChatGPT with a robot body. I think that has the true potential for intelligence. I feel that they should solve the "asserting fictions as truth" problem first, but I'm not certain. Perhaps "living in the world" is necessary to be able to distinguish between them.

That said, WRT the basic point, AI stocks are probably overhyped right now. The fact that I'm convinced some real change is happening doesn't deny that claim at all. It's quite possible that none of the companies that we've heard about will be the real winner here, but another change is in process. It's not clear what the "lead product" will be. "Script writer" is a rather niche occupation. Maybe it will be a market researcher. A "Tell me what you want and I'll recommend a product" application. Consider (going back to an earlier discussion) "I'm 6 feet tall, and I've got knee problems. My wife an I want airplane tickets from Silver City, Nevada to Athens, Greece. What airline tickets should I buy?" or "I want a blue suede couch to match my blue suede shoes. What are my choices?". This won't work if it's going to fantasize the answers, but it something a ChatGPT style application might do quite well at.

73:

It's my guess that prior to ChatGPT there wasn't any real motivation to have conclusions gradient with respect to fact for a generated speech engine. I know I've seen statements that "The reason ChatGPT doesn't reliable give true statements is that that isn't what it was trained to do." That's supposed to have come from somebody knowledgeable, but I don't know the validity of that claim.

Clearly if you're going to be training your AI with data from the internet, requiring that the data is true as well as requiring that the data is intelligible is adding a high bar. So I tend to believe that the above quite is correct, even if it's been paraphrased a bit (possibly by me).

74:

That's a mix of very valid and somewhat questionable points. It's certainly true that much thought is non-verbal. You don't need to go to athletes to show that, just try to describe in detail how you get out of a chair.

OTOH, the claim that human thought isn't different runs afoul of the FOXP2 gene. People have a different form of a really highly conserved gene that is active in the brain, and when it gets mutated, the ability to use grammar is pretty much killed. There are also a number of other genes affecting how the brain works that differ between humans and other apes. I have a strong suspicion that these affect things that I call (without evidence) "stack depth". I.e. the number of past events that one can track at the same time, like tracking what a pronoun refers to over a couple of paragraphs. (I think my label reflects an invalid model of how thought works, but it labels a real phenomenon.)

That said, (and IIUC) people with a mutated FOXP2 gene can still dress themselves, and safely cross a street at a traffic light. So it doesn't affect the entire process of thought. (I couldn't validate this with a quick search, but I think it's true. The search did show, however, that the mutated FOXP2 gene also made learning sign language impossible.)

75:

Project Gutenberg would be a good source of public domain text for that approach. All the works there are public domain. But it's for story (mainly book) length fiction. The dialogs aren't proper for interactive speech.

Perhaps what they need to do it start a competitor to rededit with a license that puts everything posted in public domain. With a bit (not too much) of advertising it might even pay for itself. And you could have community moderators who would rate the posts into useful categories. Mix that in with the language learned from the public domain books and you might have something.

76:

The problem is that that's what people do, too. There needs to be a "smallest degree of similarity that counts as a copyright violation", and once you have that, you'll find famous authors sued for violating it by accident. Currently that safe because there's no well defined boundary, and there's no automated "search for violations", but once those exist to deter auto-generated text, they'll also work on human generated text. (See "My Sweet Lord". But that's just a famous example.)

See Spider Robinson's "The Melancholy Elephants".

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It's not just the VC's. I have a friend who is really convinced that an AI able to handle go has intelligence well above the average for humans.

That said, you CAN generalize from that to many similar tasks. But to be able to learn several different games without forgetting the rules of the earlier ones I found more impressive. (OTOH, I'm still estimating the Singularity at 2035. But I expect lots of shouting and flashy stuff along the way.)

OTOH, there are signs that I may have posted that data a bit too late, but I'm not convinced. I think there will be unexpected problems, and possibly even 2035 is too soon. But you can't really tell. We don't understand the problems, and it could be just one small subroutine away from something really impressive. That's not the way I'd bet, though.

78:

72 Para 3 - You need an answer to a different and more detailed question, such as "I am 6 feet tall with a 34 inch inside leg. Which airlines fly from Nevada or California to Greece, and have a suitable seat pitch for me to get comfortable?"
Now your expert system can run a search and say something like "Business class seating on {list of flag carriers} operates on your routings and matches or exceeds your required seat pitch based on your height and inside leg. No Veal Crate class seating matches this requirement."

79:

Language isn't sufficient for intelligence, and it's not required for intelligence, though it's required for shared intelligence.

Surely the basic requirement for shared intelligence is just observing the behavior of others and remembering it later.

80:

“ No. What happened with "the cloud" is that it shifted CPU cycles from the capital expenditure side of the balance sheet to an operating cost.”

Sure that’s literally what I said

Renting is often (dare I say usually) a better deal then buying for an early stage startup doing ML based work, based on the typical ML usage patterns. The majority of the compute workload is generally training the model which usually only happens every now and then. It goes “small scale training on a single machine (Ml dev basically), ok we think we want to do a big training run, on it looks good let’s run inference “Once you have a model trained, running inference, is lightweight.

Buying gpu’s would be like buying a moving van because you are planning on moving . Sure the guy renting you the moving van is charging you a markup but that’s better then the moving van sitting in your driveway till the next time you move.

As a real world example, when we do a full training run in aws we typically run around 100 g5g.2xlarge, each with a 16gig gpu. We rent that cluster maybe one e ever 2-3 weeks for aboit 3-4 hours

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There needs to be a "smallest degree of similarity that counts as a copyright violation", and once you have that, you'll find famous authors sued for violating it by accident.

Luckily the US Supreme Court recently ruled that there is no copyright on content generated by AI (that is, the current stuff called "AI" in public discourse). So you can't simply generate the set of all possible (or probable) Charlie Stross novels and then sue me for copyright violation/plagiarism.

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Yeah, now imagine you're running that cluster 24x365. Or worse, needing 1000x VMs, not 100x. Sooner or later it's going to be cheaper to buy your own warehouse.

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-Are chatbots really good enough to help someone get an MBA by writing their essays for them?

Years ago I read a book by a chap who made a living writing essays for other people*. In one case he earned a Masters for someone by doing all their writing, including their thesis. The latter was written in one incredible cocaine-fueled allnight session. (OK, several days non-stop.) It was, in the writers words, bullshit, but sufficiently convincing bullshit to earn the customer his masters degree, which was all he cared about.

If the bar is "cocaine-fueled bullshit artist with no sleep" then the answer to your question is almost certainly "probably".


*His rationale was that while he was at university the only department that actually cared about students was parking enforcement. Books missing from library, relative died, professor not available, lost in classes of 500+… no response, but park for five minutes without the correct tag and by dog did you university insist on contacting you. So as the university clearly viewed his degree as a transactional affair, why shouldn't he view someone else earning a degree the same way?

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If you find yourself running it 24/7 you need to buy your own hardware

However that is not a thing that is inevitable or even very likely to happen. Not more likely then you find yourself moving houses every week.

If you need 1000 machines you need to make a call to your Amazon account rep and let them know that is coming ahead of time.

86:

Saw this tonight from Steve Jackson Games:

http://www.sjgames.com/ill/a/2023-02-26 Andrew Walters writes: "I am asking ChatGPT questions about Munchkin rules and cards. It is wrong 100% of the time, even with questions that are on the FAQ. ChatGPT says, explicitly, that the Munchkin FAQ was part of its training material.

"The responses were perfectly grammatically correct, detailed, and sounded very confident. And wrong every time. Well, 0/5. I have a transcript."

More in the complete post.

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OTOH, the claim that human thought isn't different runs afoul of the FOXP2 gene.

The question is different in kind or degree. You're arguing kind, I'm arguing degree. FoxP2 genes show up in everything from fish on up, and disabling the gene always results in neural abnormalities in cases where the experiment was done. In some groups it's conserved, in others like bats, it's highly diversified and apparently related to echolocation ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FOXP2 ).

Regardless, other species have demonstrated understanding hundreds of words (e.g. border collies) and sometimes vocalizing them (Alex the parrot). That's why I'd argue human intelligence differs in degree, not kind, with other animals, and that intelligence isn't limited to manipulation of symbols in any organism.

88:

Speaking as a professional copy editor, who mostly works on manuscripts whose authors have doctorates, I'd say two things about Pigeon's comment 69: On one hand, very few of those authors have mastered the subtleties of punctuation, or of syntactic issues such as agreement and antecedence. On the other, it's nearly always possible to figure out where the commas ought to go. This has inspired what's called "open punctuation," an approach that says that if you can tell a comma belong in a sentence, then you don't actually need to put the comma there . . .

89:

now imagine you're running that cluster 24x365

For generic compute resource, sure. But lots of people actually want less than ~6 hours of downtime a year, including connectivity. So it's "24x365.24-ish compute + connectivity" and that's hard to get out of a warehouse full of computers.

If you want reliability it's common that you need good connectivity in three or more locations in different geographic areas. So the step from someone else's computer can easily be a significant international operation. When we made the leap from "a couple of servers on top of a filing cabinet in an office in Europe" to the cloud it made a whole lot of stuff easier. And meant that random internet outages stopped being a problem (... were less of a problem)

We did go through some learning experiences with what exactly "uptime" means (eg, ~60s of downtime while they moved a virtual machine to a new host doesn't count as downtime). OTOH same deal with our office, the ISP's "SIM backup" went down when their fibre did... ooops)

(also, Joey says "don't touch these little fine hairy spikes like I just did")

90:

Not being a pedant I haven't done a deep dive on the subject but I understand the use of commas is one of those US/RoW things that divide the English-speaking nations. Strunk & White supposedly differs from the Oxford Comma school and so a lot of American writing is littered with commas that other English writing would not have.

91:

https://lite.cnn.com/2023/02/26/us/nyc-airpod-max-theft-trnd

"Moped-riding thieves stealing AirPod Max headphones off people’s heads"

what surprises me -- the only aspect about this crime -- is how long it has taken criminals to adapt behavior to maximize their haul of high value items whilst minimizing their risk...

which is an extension of the opening premise of this thread... market-driven evolution by grifters seeking that sweetest of 'sweet spot' of maximize their haul whilst minimizing their risk

not enough to find something of value to steal, it is important to get away with it...

crypto-currency having just about reached peak grift and now either forced to go legit within explicit legislation to join mainstream capital markets (FX, commodities, bonds, etc) or otherwise driven into the shadows by regulators

92:

Sometimes the VCs and vendors don't even need PR - they just publish a white paper or blog post that's somehow accepted as credible, then sit back and enjoy the floods of credulous cash and FOMO-fuelled followers. Then the press chimes in with 'new buzzword is the future'. The VCs are in and out before the rest of us get to wear the losses, and the wider damage.

93:

Yes, that's why I think of cats as small, furry, feature reduced people.

94:

It's just a new target for an old technique. Moped-riding handbag snatchers have been around for ages.

It looks to me like the cryptogrifters these days are into combining it with that ancient and traditional grift, the gambling industry. At least such is the impression I get from spurious results thrown up while trying to find the "orange site link" to this article and getting deep into the cack results through not realising that said site's domain name does not match its title.

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You're welcome to think it's all a grift, but I asked it to write some very specific code, and .... well, you can read for yourself:

https://twitter.com/russnelson/status/1628960840069120004

TLDR: Summarizing, it felt like I was guiding a noob coder on how to convert a test from fudge to mock. It produced the same code that I wrote by hand (at the tweet ending in ....), so not bad. Of course, it's very simple code, a bare minimum of a test. Still, it was very entertaining.

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For clarity, this means "Steve (US) Jackson", not "Steve (UK) Jackson".

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Given a choice between burning cycles on AI training vs. crypto, I'll take AI training every time. At least with AI, work is going to produce something with actual value, as compared to crypto cycles that have no intrinsic value whatsoever. (Hell, you can burn pengoes for warmth, at least.)

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Every time I see "AI" I think of sloths. It's far more relevant, since at this point it's mainly a marketing term.

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Unholyguy @ 16:

VC money is dumb and herd like and will certainly pile on the sexy trends.

As stupid as they are with it, I'm kinda wondering how THEY acquired it in the first place?

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This is a very interesting discussion, but this comment section seems to be quite bearish on AI/ML. So I want to add my two cents:

  • As a counterpoint to the position that AI is like crypto: John Carmack has recently switched to full time working on AI/ML and that alone makes this "less like crypto".
  • As a language model, using ChatGPT to reproduce/recall factual information accurately, is a weird form of critiquing it. Things I have used ChatGPT for:
    • Create items and villains for a RPG, including stats, backstory, and motivations
    • Run a choose your own adventure-style story with ChatGPT as DM for my five-year-old (if anybody wants the "engineered prompts", tell me. They're fun)
    • What I also find very impressive is its ability to do that in German, French, and English (and probably other languages, those are just the ones that I speak). I also used it to translate, and then slightly edit, contractual language recently in English and German.

It definitely did a good job at the above. For the RPG stuff at least on the level of when yours truly was DMing in high school. So I can easily see a path of iterative improvement where something like ChatGPT could power a MMO and you can bet that it has uses in erotic entertainment. The way that I think about its literary prowess is exactly this: ChatGPT's quality is at the level of "ask a really confident high school student to write a fantasy novel or to try to bullshit their way through class". And for that, it works really well.

This is also very different from the cryptosphere where a clearly visible iterative path to profitable adoption is missing ;).

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I finally figured out what this whole bespoke bullshit generation thing reminded me of: Douglas Adams's Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency from 1987.

"Well, Gordon's great insight was to design a program which allowed you to specify in advance what decision you wished it to reach, and only then to give it all the facts. The program's task, which it was able to accomplish with consummate ease, was simply to construct a plausible series of logical-sounding steps to connect the premises with the conclusion."
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Pigeon:

not the technique it was the target that had gone un-stolen for a rather stunningly long time... nobody grabs rings off of fingers but necklaces are always an obvious and fast target... likewise something that costs USD $400+ and requires merest tugging upon to steal...

my contribution this day to the thread was merely snarking upon how there's shifting in what snake oil is getting bottled as well a re-design of the packaging... but as always there's real attempts at 'next big thing' leading into 'newest big grift'... somehow all this AI crap will lead into porn (visual not textual)... still one of the few profitable products on the internet...

problem is how can I wrap a pitch in almost-plausible bullshit to draw in the VC money and distract the CPAs from digging too deep whilst wining 'n dining the MBAs...

...heh heh

excuse while I register "pornGPT" as a trademark prior to pitching my grift... and ditto the website...

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I can see there's gonna' be a lot of new words & expressions to look up (new to me anyway). I like that. It's always fun to find out new things.

One of the tangents I discovered from one of the links I followed suggests the reason "modern" humans displaced the Neanderthals is the Neanderthals didn't keep dogs, and "modern" humans did.

Still leaves the question, "Who domesticated whom?"

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In the latest episode of Last Week Tonight, John Oliver discusses AI issues.

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"Moped-riding thieves stealing AirPod Max headphones off people’s heads"

Huh. I have a pair of Airpod Max and I wouldn't dream of wearing them out of the house -- they're very distinctive (and distinctively expensive). They're also absolutely not rainproof (and expensive)! And the noise cancellation is sufficiently good that I'd be afraid of walking under a fire engine or ambulance despite lights and sirens.

(I keep hoping Apple will release a second gen set of wireless cans that are cheaper, smaller, less obvious, and more moisture-proof -- like the Homepod Mini compared to the full fat Homepod -- but it's been a couple of years now and, welp, guess I'll have to stick to my in-ear phones for walking-around music. Which I need, because despite all the other good things about Edinburgh, the stone canyons make it very noisy indeed at street level.)

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So what is AI then? It's obligate and incredibly sophisticated symbol manipulation, using a system that uses symbols to process other symbols. In other words, it looks a lot like the way a believer might conceive The Word making reality. However, that model might have fairly little to do with the kinds of information processing life's done for the past two billion years. We'll see how it does as it hits reality.

That happens to be incorrect. One of the discoveries/inventions that made things like Bert and all the GPTs possible is embeddings. Which are associating (projecting is often the term) to each input symbol a vector of real (well, float) values of fixed size (usually 300-500). The model then works in the space of numbers on those values and do unspeakable things to them. Generating words at the end is usually though a one-layer network that decides which is the most probable symbol given a vector.

Which means those systems very very much do not manipulate symbols, but numbers. Which is also what makes GPUs relevant. And also that is one of the reasons it is so hard to even start to understand how they actually work once trained, the numbers are very, very opaque. But it "feels" closer to intuitive understanding/reactions than symbolic reasoning to put that back in anthropomorphic terms.

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"*His rationale was that while he was at university the only department that actually cared about students was parking enforcement."

You made my day here. Thanks for the laugh.

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Compare and contrast:

ChatGPT, which cost millions of dollars and thousands of man-years to develop (including all the research that led to it), is outputting boring but plausible text. Everybody is losing their shit.

Dwarf Fortress, which is made by a programmer and his brother over the course of ~20 years, is generating amazing narratives. Everybody is praising it to the hilt.

My bet is on Dwarf Fortress going full Skynet while humanity is distracted with neural networks.

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For added shits and giggles, Ace (the imprint of Penguin, pre Random Penguin merger chaos) used to have copy edit guidelines that specified using The Chicago Manual of Style as a guide to grammar/construction/punctuation etc. in fiction.

Yeah, right.

This led to me writing "stet" in the margins a lot (back then it was "check your copy edits on paper") and fuming. I will note that my current editors at Tor agree with me about the wisdom (or lack thereof) of prescribing a guide to academic style for editing fiction ...

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I can see James Joyce submitting 'Finnegan's Wake' and then some editor returning the manuscript, commented by The Chicago Manual of Style.

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"While I agree with you on the hype train, I think there is also something swelling underneath."

Yes and no.

As Bret Devereaux said in his blog ( https://acoup.blog/2023/02/17/collections-on-chatgpt/ ), we (humans) are very very good at Anthropomorphism. Think for instance that there is a human statue of Justice (a very abstract concept) above most XIXth century tribunals or that we often attribute human motives to our cats and dogs.

Seeing a model that spew syntactically and grammatically mostly correct English, we immediately attribute to it a lot more understanding than it has really.

The progress is real, and it may be useful to put flavor around a more sophisticated system, or to help people who have trouble expressing themselves re-frame their words (providing they are experts on the subject and can filter out the nonsense). But right know the system understands absolutely nothing, and brings no understanding to its users. A similar situation is the recent win by an amateur human player against a Go playing AI. To win, he used patently absurd tactics that would not have fooled a human player, but were not in the training set. The AI (strong enough to beat the best professional players) has no real understanding of the goals and is thus very vulnerable to adversarial attacks.

What it does right now, in my opinion, is massive over-fitting (in the physicist sense) on a large dataset. It brings no understanding to the table. It can be good enough to pilot some industrial systems within relatively narrow parameters, but will spew completely absurd results when confronted to the unexpected.

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Also I think there might even be some benefit for near-future sf from the fancy Markov Chain generators: the plausible-sounding complete bullshit generator can be a plot-element, useful for example highlighting the problems inherent in trusting them in any kind of real world scenario (excepting ones which rely on plausible-sounding bullshit anyway).

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One of the tangents I discovered from one of the links I followed suggests the reason "modern" humans displaced the Neanderthals is the Neanderthals didn't keep dogs, and "modern" humans did. Still leaves the question, "Who domesticated whom?"

ISTR Alice Roberts talking about this question. Her book, Tamed: Ten Species that Changed our World, covers humans taming dogs and other species.

I've also heard her claim that cats domesticated themselves. ;-)

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I immediately thought, "Like Power Point!" I may be too cynical for this poor, innocent world.

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Martin Rogers
Cats: ... "Free FOOD!" - if we make nice with the Humans & purr a lot - AND we get tummy-tickles!

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Every time I see "AI" I think of sloths.

I first encountered the acronym while working for the Department of Agriculture, back when personal computers were incredibly uncommon and modems were acoustically coupled.

So yeah, my first thought when I see a headline with "AI" is "what a load of bull****" (where the asterisks are not standing in for feces).

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That happens to be incorrect.

We actually agree, we're just using terms differently. To me, symbols include numbers and words coded as numbers.

Thinking without words is basically doing everything by feel.

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“As stupid as they are with it, I'm kinda wondering how THEY acquired it in the first place?”

It’s an interesting question. I think the answer is two fold 1: the stock market is also a stupid herd beast so as long as they can influence thar beast they can pull off a good ipo, they make money and get investors 2: overall the tech sector has been incredibly successful at producing value over the last thirty odd years. A rising tide floats all boats.

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ISTR Alice Roberts talking about this question. Her book, Tamed: Ten Species that Changed our World, covers humans taming dogs and other species.

Domestication is our special word for mutualistic coevolution, when it occurs with humans. Theorists about it tend to fall into the pit of humans being different and special, and domestication is done by human will. If you get rid of the "humans being special" and "will matters" ideas, then we're again different from other species in degree, not kind. Oaks and pines mutualistically coevolve with dozens to hundreds (thousands?) of fungi, for example, and depend on them for everything from pathogen protection to mineral nutrition. Argentine ants routinely "domesticate" local aphid and sapsucking bug species. This makes them a real freaking nuisance in the garden, where they protect bugs that infest plants and transmit plant diseases in return for the surplus sugar the bugs poop out.

The thing is that species also cooperate and coevolve without becoming domesticated. For example, my mom's fed her local ravens for about 25 years now, and they warn her when things concern them. Some of them know me too, and even though I live over 100 miles away, I recently had a raven sit on a phone pole over my head and give me the contact call my mom developed (I responded, of course. My wife was bemused). Those ravens are not domesticated, but we're in a cooperative relationship. The old myths about how, in ye olden tymes, people and animals talked probably refers to relationships like these.

Neanderthals probably didn't domesticate dogs, but it's quite likely that if they stayed in an area for awhile, they knew who the individual local wolves were, and worked out some form of coexistence with them. This sounds all mystical until you think about it and realize that (to use modern phrasing) predators tend to not want to get into unnecessary squabbles, and big predators occur in low enough numbers that relating to individuals is entirely possible. It's actually not that hard to do it now, if you pay attention, as my mom's done with the local ravens.

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Yeah, maybe Alice Roberts is right. ;)

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I also recall Alice Roberts talking about coevolution between hominin species. The BBC documentary where she showed the genelines intersecting sometimes gets repeated. TL;DW Our ancestors and their 'cousins' were really friendly, and we have evidence for this in our DNA.

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"Thinking without words is basically doing everything by feel."

1) Er - do what?

2) Often when you are forced to do something by feel that you would normally do by sight, it's not the doing it by feel per se that makes it difficult, it's the (often unrecognised) need to stop trying to do it by sight.

3) Lots of things are mostly done by feel anyway. I expect you can tie your shoelaces perfectly well in pitch darkness, if you've ever tried it, but if you've had your hands in a bowl of ice for ten minutes beforehand then even full noon sunlight doesn't stop it being difficult.

"relating to individuals is entirely possible. It's actually not that hard to do it now, if you pay attention"

Seems to me that the biggest difficulty to overcome is figuring out how to tell the individuals apart, getting past "they all look the same". They don't, but the points which distinguish one raven from another have so little in common with the points that distinguish one human from another that it's too easy just to assume there aren't any and not bother trying to look for them. Once you do cotton on to what to look for the rest just follows.

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New! { old, re-found } Pterry stories! ...

In other news, it appears that Sunak has outmanoeuvred the total-ultra Brexshiteers ... the actual "dead-give-away" came at the end of MS von der Leyen's speech: "This Windsor Framework is good news for scientists and researchers in the UK and EU," - She was, of course, referring to the Horizon Europe programme.
For that, the various headbangers can go & stuff themselves.

H
"Hugin & Munin" ?

Martin Rodgers
The term for that is Rishathra

Pigeon
The late Sir Peter Scott & his daughter realised that the bill-patterns on Bewick's Swans were unique & could be used to identify individual birds, & Polly Pullar in Arndamurchan has similarly realised that the "shirt-front" patterns on Pine Martens are also unique - I've wondered about the same type of patterning on Common Frogs, as well .....

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Bugger, done it again: Ardnamurchan

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Thank you, like blarney engines a lot, and intend to use it.

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As I have been saying for many, many years - and I will happily add VC to it, to paraphrase the Batman, stock traders (and VC) are a superstitious and cowardly lot."

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I would not say it involves symbol manipulation, and suggest that's an artifact of symbol manipulators.

We know, and have observed, more than one chimp, in the wild, carrying a stick of the right shape and size, klick to get honey out of a hive, and in checking just now, https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/BF02557584 immature gorillas using sticks and rocks.

What this tells me is that they, like humans, see something, and can ->generalize<-, that A can be used for obtaining B. The generalization of one object to another is what's significant.

Humans, and some other critters, are also time-binders: we teach kids how do use the generalized tools.

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Thank you, but that phrase, "artificial stupid" is copyright KD and mark roth-whitworth, I think around '95 (before Flynn). She used it in a story in a fiction apa, so it was, effectively, published.

And the artificial stupids are named George, by default, because the fictional company that started creating them used the slogan "Let George do it".

I think if I had the enthusiasm, this would be the time for me to start that company in the real world. First example usage: George, filter my email. George: right, I know this is spam (you're not interested in twentysomething girls from Moscow who want to meet you), that's not, it's from Worldcon, and, um, hey boss, I don't know what to do with this, what do you want I should do with it, and should I do that in the future as well?"

In other words, it does NOT try to be "helpful" and guess what you want. If it doesn't know, it throws it to you.

Actually, I could get a perl program as a start: back in '93/'94, when I used to hang out on usenet on alt.pagan, we finally gave in, after being attacked by a bunch who went around usenet trying to destroy newsgroups, and created a big eight newsgroup, soc.religion.paganism. After months of screaming by some people as we were preparing the proposal, one of our people modified a program from, I think it was talk.russian, and we adopted his mod: if it was a regular poster, it was approved, a new poster, if it didn't see anythign objectionale (like YOU'LL BRUN IN HELL!!!), it approved it... and if it wasn't sure, it would randomly choose one of our four modkin (human moderators) to toss it to, and let them decide.

And that's how an AS should work.

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Charlie's dead right here. Renting time, if it's not for a trial, is a waste of money, just like outsourcing to a contracting company... for a job that is ongoing, rather than short term.

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I'll note that when my son was in distance learning to finish high school (let's not get into a racist school system in Chicago), for language, he asked to do something that was not overly expensive - and went to L'Alliance Francais for three months - immersive French.

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And then there's other, older uses. Sam Johnson's dictionary of English - the first, in the 1750s, had commas used as pauses, as though speaking aloud.

Grump. My novel that was published would have been, as I noted in the acknowledgements, thousands of characters longer, had not a Certain Beta Reader not jumped all over me when I wanted to do that.

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Don't be silly - they have the Big Picture in mind, and hired us to deal with the fiddly details.

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You should warn people before you say things like that. It's just lucky that I'd finished my tea before I read it....

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No, cats domesticated us.

Come on, who pays for the cat food?

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Our ancestors and their 'cousins' were really friendly

Steady, there! I think the word you're looking for is probably not friendly but rapey (and there were survivors who carried to term and didn't abandon their weird-looking babies).

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SMBC recently had a comic about countering toxic conspiracy theories by flooding the zone with plausible and utterly silly theories of equal value.

Someone posts a rant about Jewish bankers secretly coordinating daycare services for nefarious purposes, and they are immediately drowned out by a flood of Chatgpt generated plausible conspiracies that are equally stupid but also funny.

Result from a request to 'Write 12 20 word silly conspiracy theories'.

"Aliens are hiding among us as houseplants, waiting to take over the world.

The government is hiding a cure for the common cold to keep the tissue industry afloat.

Bigfoot is actually a super intelligent being and is hiding from us to avoid paparazzi.

The moon landing was faked because the government didn't want us to see the moon's secret alien base.

The Bermuda Triangle is actually a portal to another dimension, controlled by the Illuminati.

The earth is hollow and home to an advanced civilization that doesn't want to be disturbed.

The sun is actually a giant disco ball, but the government is hiding it to prevent widespread dancing.

The Loch Ness Monster is actually a government experiment gone wrong.

The earth is a giant snow globe, and earthquakes are caused by someone shaking it too hard.

The government is hiding a secret society of shape-shifting lizard people who control the world.

The pyramids were built by aliens to communicate with other civilizations through wifi signals.

The moon is slowly drifting away from the earth because it's tired of all the drama."

There may be something to the last one.

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I felt obliged to make it a bit sillier, so here are 5 20 word silly conspiracy theories about breakfast cereal.

"Cereal is made with a special ingredient that makes us forget our dreams so we can't uncover their secrets."

"The shapes of the cereal are actually a code that reveals hidden messages from ancient civilizations."

"The marshmallows in Lucky Charms are actually tiny alien probes sent to monitor us."

"Breakfast cereal is actually a government mind-control device disguised as a tasty treat."

"The milk in our cereal is actually a secret formula designed to enhance our psychic abilities."

I seem to recall a plotline in Stephenson's 'FALL' that involves countering a gamergate-style hate driven conspiracy attack against a character by flooding the internet with gigatons of ever more stupid sounding nonsense about that character.

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Steady, there! I think the word you're looking for is probably not friendly but rapey (and there were survivors who carried to term and didn't abandon their weird-looking babies).

Yah know, we talked about hominid interbreeding, from which we are ALL descended."

It really is toxic to assume that people who don't look like each other can only rape each other. I'm not sure why this is your default opinion, but speaking for all your fans who are in loving, long-term, interracial marriages, please drop it again.

Permanently.

It's just as ugly and unwarranted as anti-semitism.

*It's not just Africans, Neanderthals, and Denisovans. Our DNA also includes multiple "ghost lineages" from within Africa. Indonesians and Melanesians may also have DNA from late-surviving Homo erectus.

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I have to agree. Sorry, forget the current name of "Esquimoes", but they had an active cultural thing of exobreeding, not just sharing food with a wandering Fuller Brush salesman, but also the woman as a sexual partner.

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"then the battleship Iowa crossed Nevada."<\i>

This is entirely possible, if discussing naval maneuver, that the Iowa may have crossed the Nevada. They both served in the Pacific in WWII.

This is one of the reasons that natural language is tough.

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What I'm getting at is (a) hominins presumably lived in tribes/troupes (like other primates), and (b) probably waged wars (again, like other primates -- eg. chimps). The question is how much peaceful inter-group exchange there was, as well as the hostile stuff. (IIRC fossil evidence suggests that interpersonal violence was a major cause of mortality among early humans -- indeed, it's only in the past few centuries that it's become less common among us).

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Nojay: I've worked for a variety of US publishers for years, and every one of them has used the Oxford or serial comma. I do have Strunk and White on my shelves, but I don't consult them professionally, and taking a glance at them now, I'm not seeing where they offer a rule for using or avoiding the serial comma.

Personally, not that my personal prefereces enter into it when I'm copy editing, I prefer the serial comma, because it often avoids ambiguity.

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Well... I should mention that my late ex told me how, when she was in the Navy as a cadet, the Captain congratulated her on navigating their (WWII? era) aircraft carrier to the center of downtown Norfolk, VA.... (No, the ship didn't follow her directions.)

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What I'm getting at is (a) hominins presumably lived in tribes/troupes (like other primates), and (b) probably waged wars (again, like other primates -- eg. chimps).

What you're doing is propagating toxic and obsolete.

Humans are equally related to bonobos, which have never been observed killing each other and rarely fight in the wild, and chimps, which are considerably more violent. We share unique stretches of DNA with BOTH OF THESE SPECIES. We are equally similar to both bonobos and chimps.

The toxic bullshit you're propagating is Raymond Dart's repeatedly disproven "killer ape" hypothesis, which was based on crap evidence and came about before anyone realized bonobos were a separate species and not chimps. Our common ancestors with both Pan species probably looked more like bonobos anyway. We can as easily be described as unusually heterosexual bonobos as we can killer chimps tamed by civilization.

Go read Frans De Waal's Different: Gender through the eyes of a primatologist* if you want to get up to speed. It will also help you argue for equal rights for people who aren't strictly cisgender and heteronormative. Yes, the issues are linked, and you're repeating the idea that sex with someone who's "not the type approved by the group" can only be violent and non-consensual.

Until you read de Waal's work, realize that the science hasn't supported your position for decades, but bigots love the kind of apologia for violence that you're promulgating here.

*https://www.amazon.com/Different-Gender-Through-Eyes-Primatologist-ebook/dp/B098TZB3R4/

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We actually agree, we're just using terms differently. To me, symbols include numbers and words coded as numbers.

Thinking without words is basically doing everything by feel.

I'd argue the LLMs indeed do everything by feel, fsvo "feel". The numbers stop coding words after a very small number of layers, to become who knows what else.

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Yes, I should've used quotes around the 'friendly' - but I was remembering a comment by a geneticist. (A rather drunk geneticist, if I recall correctly.) So perhaps there was some nuance missing.

How much physical evidence do we have for/against violent relations amoung our ancestors? Quite a lot, it seems.

Violence was widespread in early farming society, says new study https://phys.org/news/2023-01-violence-widespread-early-farming-society.html

"The study raises the question to why violence seems to have been so prevalent during this period. The most plausible explanation may be that the economic base of society had changed. With farming came inequality and those who fared less successfully appear at times to have engaged in raiding and collective violence as an alternative strategy for success, with the results now increasingly being recognized archaeologically," says Dr. Martin Smith.

Ok, how far back does this go? More than 12K years? Sure, there are weapons older than that, but they could've been used for hunting food. So how violent were our ancestors before farming?

Some of us are politely asking for more research. Fortunately, we're getting it.

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Thank-you for mentioning Frans De Waal's work. I've heard him speak about this, and he has many interesting things to say on this subject.

Frans de Waal on chimpanzees (2016) https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b07wt6bj

Frans de Waal on Culture and Gender in Primates (2018) https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/frans-de-waal-on-culture-and-gender-in-primates/id1406534739?i=1000558629877

Learning from apes, fish and wasps (2022) https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m0017k6s

That last show was hosted by Adam Rutherford. He was the drunk geneticist I meantioned earlier (but that was on another podcast).

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"Humans are equally related to bonobos, which have never been observed killing each other and rarely fight in the wild, and chimps, which are considerably more violent. We share unique stretches of DNA with BOTH OF THESE SPECIES. We are equally similar to both bonobos and chimps."

While I do not want to diss our bonobo brethren and sisters, nor F. DeWaal, it is just that some of what we know about early Bonobo behavior is more from observations (of then mostly juvenile bonobos) in Zoos and less from in the wild and these early observations still direct our focus. Mind you, I am not saying that bonobos behave like chimps or let alone humans, just that extrapolation is problematic and that it is hard even for scientists to shake a first impression. (Before I get misunderstood, different primate species clearly have different social structures and behaviours that range from despotism to actual communism*, and humans are IMHO actually not all that bad, after all we manage to live together in wider aggregates of millions and mostly are decent with each other)

*) Being cheeky here, the only primate species that tried communism failed, but at least we tried.

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I on the other hand find the "serial" comma somewhat of a distraction when reading text, like tripping over a mislaid flagstone on the pavement (ObUS: sidewalk). See also "er" instead or "re" at the end of words, the invisible letter "u" and other American peculiarities.

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The argument that cats domesticated us, and the evidence is that we feed them, seems to have things backward. Providing food is a means of control. Consider an old-fashioned company store: Was it the coal miners who domesticated the mine owners?

My favorite story by James H. Schmitz, "End of the Line," envisions a far future where eating food that doesn't come from state-run tissue cultures is a certain death from catastrophic immune reactions. Schmitz is pretty explicit about the political implications.

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As someone who had an actual AI/A-Life job back from the 90s I can tell you it's very easy to make AI do something interesting. It's far, far harder to make it do something useful.

VC pitches only need the 'interesting' bit though.

I remember how AI got a lot of VC in the late 90s. The expert system "revolution" that was going to make professionals unemployed as expert systems replaced doctors and lawyers, etc. So much hype!

One of the best classes I did at uni was a graduate seminar with Douglas Hofstadter called "AI, Hope and Hype" in 1999. We took AI projects and compared what was being written about them in popular science press and/or congressional records and/or VC investment papers, vs an analysis of what that "AI" actually did.

It was shocking. Really shocking. And it changed how I read anything about science in the press.

Typical was the Carnegie Mellon "self-driving" vehicle: it drove over 99% of the way across the continental US coast-to-coast back in 1995!
But when you dug into it, it did the bit of driving that was "staying in a lane on the interstate at constant speed (or following the car in front), driving only on days with good weather". Such lane-following is a very cool technology, and it is great that 25 years later it has become common: but it's a very, very long way from being 99% of what you need to drive a car everywhere.

Expert systems AI for medical diagnosis was more of the same - it could give a good answer to easy cases, but couldn't tell whether a given problem it was given was an easy case or a hard one - which effectively meant it needed so much expert supervision it was useless.

Etc, etc, etc.

But the hype! Oh, the hype!

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Typical was the Carnegie Mellon "self-driving" vehicle: it drove over 99% of the way across the continental US coast-to-coast back in 1995!

Yeah. And back then it was a van with the back of computer racks in the back.

But they kept working on it. Which is why Uber and I think Google opened research centers there. And started poaching profs and grad students.

I lived in the area in the 80s. When it was very much in it's infancy. But they knew at some point things would get small enough and cheap enough to make it practical.

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Martin Rodgers @ 114:

I've also heard her claim that cats domesticated themselves. ;-)

I'm not all that sure cats ARE domesticated.

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Cricket Explained: (stolen from another forum)

You have two sides; one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out and, when he's out, he comes in and the next man goes out to be in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out.

Sometimes you get men still in and not out.

When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out and, when he is out, he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out.

When both sides have been in and all the men have got out and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game.

Much simpler than the American game of Baseball.

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I'm not all that sure cats ARE domesticated.

Ever meet a bobcat or a wild cat? Our kitties are very much domesticated little buggers.

The thing to realize is that genetics play a huge role in what domestic means, and every species is different.

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Apparently some spiders can figure out how to get from A to B in a three-dimensional maze/obstacle course, in some considerably more efficient manner than a simple exhaustive physical exploration/search of the possibility space.

If this is true, then since they're not doing it by straight physical exploration, they must necessarily be forming some kind of abstraction of the maze to evaluate mentally. A map, in the general sense. Is it symbolic? Who the fuck knows, but there's nothing that says it has to be, and the principle of parsimony suggests strongly that it very likely isn't.

I reckon, too, that abstraction is a necessary foundation for generalisation, indeed one that's difficult to separate out from it. This covers the apes with pokey-pokey things. But again, symbols are not required.

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Genetically, wildcats and domestic cats are close enough to interbreed. It happens sometimes in Scotland, where there are some. Indeed the kittens do tend to be right little savage shits. But feral domestic cat kittens that don't grow up habituated to human contact don't come out much different, especially after a couple of generations. The genetics still seem to be set pretty firmly at "savage", and it's very much environment that adds the various degrees of "...but will get on with humans if necessary" as a qualification.

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But feral domestic cat kittens that don't grow up habituated to human contact don't come out much different, especially after a couple of generations.

My understanding with both domestic cats and dogs is they need to be around people very early or they tend think us us big folks as the enemy. Dogs need to be around people by 10 to 12 weeks, preferably 6 to 8. Not sure of cats.

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Re: 'The belief that some (nearly all) people have, that there is some "there" there, inside silicon bullshit (e.g. SFReader@34, sorry, not attacking you, that's just the way your comments came across; I see the same sentiments everywhere, even from people who really should know better), is down to humans' embeddedness in the world and existence as products of evolution. Silicon bullshitters don't know that there is a world. Humans have trouble imagining there not being a world, or a mind, or any physical existence at all.'

Sorry - I don't think that I understand what you're saying. Not being snarky - it's just that I'm not a techie/scientist and some of your phrasing suggests math-based similes that I'm likely unfamiliar with*. My rant was directed at the lack of critical assessment/response to the hyping of a 'magic black box' that can do any and everything.

With luck maybe I can find John Oliver's AI segment on YT. He's got a good research staff and usually is able to communicate concepts in an understandable and entertaining way.

*Yep - ending a sentence with a preposition.

CharlesH @74: 'It's certainly true that much thought is non-verbal'

Agree.

Also, problem-solving organisms incl. humans get/use data from a variety of inputs (senses and interaction modalities) and then through some neural-muscular mechanism weigh and synthesize these disparate inputs to arrive at an answer. My understanding is that AIs have only one modality - numeric shaped data inputs. My question then is: How do you test these systems against each other?

Scientists are still discovering new aspects of how the brain (senses, cognitive processes, emotions, etc.) and rest of the human physiology work together - the gut-brain axis is a recent example.

Uncle Stinky @97: 'Strunk & White'

At one multinational corp I worked at, one VP (parachuted in from another 'English-speaking' country) got so ticked off with the then-common report writing style that he distributed a copy of S&W to every single person in all the depts that reported to him. Weird but true - I still have my copy.

Mikko Parviainen (he/him) @113: '... fancy Markov Chain generators: the plausible-sounding complete bullshit generator.'

Yeah - one way to make sure that the 'AI author' never comes up with a new idea that can stand on its own. (No emergence.)

Greg Tingey @124:: 'pterry stories'

Thanks! - I've just put this on my calendar to check with my local bookstore.

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"Consider an old-fashioned company store: Was it the coal miners who domesticated the mine owners?"

That did manage to happen sometimes. The record usually gets written as So-and-so the great kind philanthropist mine-owner/ironmaster/mill-owner/whatever, but often a valid alternative description would be to say that he figured out which side his bread was really buttered and that life was actually easier with a workforce that was not continually crapped on.

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A few years ago, and it could quite well have been on here, someone posted a link to a page on a newspaper website which had a gallery of images produced by applying forensic reconstruction techniques to Neanderthal fossils, using modern libraries for clothing, hairstyles etc.

Not one of them would you pick out of any crowd in London or Birmingham or anywhere else with a decently diverse population. Not even a little bit. They all just looked like thoroughly ordinary people. Indeed one of them was the exact spit of a mate of mine.

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Heteromeles @ 156:

I'm not all that sure cats ARE domesticated.

Ever meet a bobcat or a wild cat? Our kitties are very much domesticated little buggers.

The thing to realize is that genetics play a huge role in what domestic means, and every species is different.

Have you ever actually lived with a cat? Have you no appreciation of the absurd?

hyperbole [ hahy-pur-buh-lee ]
noun Rhetoric.
     1• obvious and intentional exaggeration.
     2• an extravagant statement or figure of speech not intended to be taken literally, as “to wait an eternity.”

See Also: Humor (or "Humour" if you are so inclined.

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The killer ape theory is pretty batshit but the idea that pre Neolithic revolution humans didn’t kill eachother pretty regularly is pretty batshit too, IMO. And they probably killed Neanderthals too. There is even some fossil record there. Whether Homo Sapiens killing Neanderthals was a major factor in their extinction as opposed to other reasons, like out competing them is harder to nail down.

My personal guess is we killed them all, but that’s just a guess.

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Yes, we have sites where bodies show people died violently.

The problem is, they're a tiny percentage of the number of people who lived. As Tyson Yunkaporta pointed out in Sand Talk, normal funeral rites for Australian Aborigines (he is one) involved exposing the body to the elements and leaving the vicinity, which is generally easier than digging a big hole. If that's the norm, the surviving skeletons that were anomalously buried may not provide an accurate representation of how people died.

Anyway, the original point was that animals coevolve with humans, which has nothing to do with humans fucking animals.

Then someone mistook coevolution for meaning that H. sap. interbreeding with Neanderthals, Denisovans, and others to produce modern H. sap. sap., which is not only not even wrong, it's a total non sequitur from animal domestication.

Then Charlie insisted that the only way Homo sap. sap.'s gene parents could have bred was by rape.

Now you're arguing that yes, humans are violent. Apparently this is to support Charlie's contention that modern humans are the product of xenophobic sexual assaults, which in turn somehow brings violent xenophobic sex into the question of how domestic dogs and cats evolved from their ancestors?

Is there a point at which people discussing this start passing as sane human beings? I don't think even ChatGPT could produce something this implausible.

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So let's talk about hominin sex and evolution.

First off, humans separated from the chimp/bonobo line 6-8 million years ago, but there's good genetic evidence that members of both lineages occasionally interbred for the next million years or so, much as coyotes and wolves (and dogs) do.

Xenophilia is a fine tradition in hominins, according to our genes.

Per ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interbreeding_between_archaic_and_modern_humans ), humans interbred with Neanderthals between 65,000 and 47,000 years ago, although the text points out that skeletons with hybrid features as young as 24,000 years are known, and ancient genomes also suggest interbreeding perhaps to 37,000 years ago. Overall, we're talking about sex happening, far more than once, over possibly 20,000 years or more. That looks a lot like coexistence, no?

The interesting bit is modern human DNA, which shows no trace of known Neanderthal Y chromosomes (father) or mitochondria (mother), and shows relatively little Neanderthal DNA ON X-chromosomes. So one reasonable hypothesis is that humans and Neanderthals peacefully interbred, but their children tended to be less fertile (for example, the no Y/no mitochondria would happen if only the daughters of Neanderthal fathers and sap.sap. mothers were fertile). This is not a problem in a species where children have to be raised by bands, because it meant more helpers per breeder. Given Ice Age conditions, they were probably near carrying capacity anyway.

Over time, through disasters like the Phegraean Field megavolcano ca. 39,280 BC in Italy, Neanderthal populations were decimated, the survivors hooked up with moderns repopulating the area from Africa, and the Neanderthals were genetically swamped. It's also possible that 20,000 or so years later, the Neolithic agricultural revolution further favored sap. sap. genes over those of Neanderthals, and here we are, with our small brains, big chins, and supremacist ideologies.

No violence is needed. Just chance and genomics. This is just as possible as moderns going on a, erm, 20,000 year-long (?!) genocidal rampage and ending up as Neanderthal hybrids anyway.

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154 - In UK law cats are still "wild animals". :-|
158 - And that's why.

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While I don't think rape is the default interaction for hominin relationships you could consider the perspective of the 50% of females. According to WHO 1 in 3 contemporary women have had unwanted sexual interactions, so it is highly likely that also occurred in the past with at least the same frequency. So some of the cross matings were probably non-consensual, regardless of the difference in species. Likely the same or more as within H. sapiens. It has been established that when the "r" word is not used, a substantial minority of males themselves admit to coercive interactions with females. I think Charlie has the right of it to some degree, although NONE of us has anything more than speculation. There is no way to gain evidence to back our hypotheses, we come at our conclusions based on our own perspectives.

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"Domesticated" Cats
At the same time "snowshoe" Lynx adults or Lynx kittens can easily be persuaded that humans are good to be around.
There's a animal rescue-&-mini-zoo in Derbyshire & they had an orphaned Lynx tom kitten - photograph of this monster, as an adult, lying across someone's sofa, as relaxed as possible.
Then there's THIS - or - This one being combed - the rumbling purr!
I also remember the vixen we had on our allotment plots, who, not content with doggie-bikkies from my hand, tried to steal the entire bag out of my trouser pocket, having previously tested my boot for edibility. She was lovely.

John S
As in the ONE RUN victory of NZ over England, yeaterday, you mean?

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cats don't love us just because we feed them...

haven't you fools realized they've decided that life is not complete without an array of variously size cardboard boxes...?

my cats are long dead but my favorite moment was bringing something home -- microwave oven, laptop, 8 speed liquefying blender, etc -- and my cats refusing to get out of the way of the unpacking process because they both wanted to lay claim to the same box... they'd argue about it then reluctantly take turns before abandoning interest after a week or so... which was when it was possible unfold it and toss it out...

bizarro thing they always regarded shoe boxes as best thing...ever...

what happened whenever I tried to vacuum the floor still triggers the giggling fits... they loved being vac'd by Mister Hose... kinda-sorta creepy watching 'em just lay there soooooo happy being vac'd

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Indeed one of them was the exact spit of a mate of mine.

They were clearly twin brothers separated by time travel.

(Maybe?)

172:

the only primate species that tried communism failed, but at least we tried.

Hard disagree, here: communism as a form of social organization is ubiquitous among humans! It's just that it operates at the family or kin group level, attempts to scale it up above roughly Dunbar's number of participants generally fail (I suspect due to the toxic interaction between the need for management to coordinate activities and the attractiveness of managerial roles to sociopathic personalities -- "managerial" as in "political" here).

173:

Thanks, book added to my notification list for price drops. I'll get to it in due course ...

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one VP (parachuted in from another 'English-speaking' country) got so ticked off with the then-common report writing style that he distributed a copy of S&W to every single person in all the depts that reported to him

Somewhere I've still got my BNR style guide for writing documentation.

The tech writer who distributed them explained that it was more important that documentation be consistent than that it followed any particular standard, and no she wasn't interested in what your grade five teacher taught you about sentences.

Given that we were engineers from a wide variety of school systems and countries, most with the typical 'I'm an engineer so I know better than you' attitude, in retrospect I'm amazed at how well the policy succeeded.

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I'm sure it's just a coincidence that training neural networks and mining cryptocurrencies are both applications that benefit from very large arrays of GPUs. As in, hundreds of thousands to millions of GPUs soaking up entire nations' worth of electricity. (If I recall correctly, the latest ChatGPT model was trained on a supercomputing cluster that turns nearly $2M of electricity a year into waste heat: and it took a couple of months of 100% usage.) And of course, AMD, Nvidia, Intel, and the usual suspects have never imagined paying a PR firm to talk up markets for their latest products.

I think this is sort of like arguing that since unicycles and cars both use wheels, cars are just a passing fad that will soon become obsolete.

GPUs are a versatile tool - any computer algorithm that can be parallelized benefits from them, and a lot more algorithms can be parallelized than you think. It's not surprising that they find use in many computer science applications. Some of them will have staying power, and some of them won't, but I don't see any reason why the failure of crypto proves that AI will be a flop as well.

Well, aside from the general prediction that VC money is going to contract because interest rates are going up, but that's not a claim about AI, just a claim about the amount of money looking for speculative ventures.

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Just for the record, I believe your thinking on this is very, very sane. My own guess is that a combination of things happened. There were probably one-night-stands, love affairs, life-long-relationships, orgies and also rapes, with the last being a small fraction of all coitus occurring between various human subspecies.

The idea that evolution is "red in tooth and claw" badly misunderstands the concept, as does the idea that two similar subspecies, one of whom will eventually die off, think of each other as "rivals" rather than "the tribe next door" or "those poor ugly folk in the next valley," "our shaggy and ugly allies" or "desirable mating partners" or "those strange folk we see less and less who are so good with herbs."

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Is there proof that thought requires words?

As anecdata, I had a fever many years ago in which I stopped thinking in words for almost a day. I didn't stop thinking: I was just entirely relying on things like mental maps to cogitate (that's my most overdeveloped mental skill anyway, it translates easily to all sorts of graph data structures). In so far as one cogitates at all with a nasty fever, that is.

It was fairly relaxing, or it would have been if I didn't fairly soon pick up on the fact that I wasn't using words to think in at all any more, and then that I couldn't even when I tried and couldn't even really remember memories involving words -- I could remember book plots, but not book quotes etc. Once I realised that it was fairly terrifying (would they come back? am I wordless forever?). But it didn't stop me thinking, and as that chain of thought suggests it definitely didn't stop me reasoning either. Except of course it wasn't really like that because it was wordless and it's a bit hard to demonstrate that in a textual comment form :)

Symbolic manipulation: not the be-all and end-all after all.

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Case in point: the time Google asked me to come give a keynote at one of their open days. 20 minute talk, this time next week, in ... Palo Alto? "Yes, we can pay for your flights. Sorry there's no honorarium or hotel."

I know Google are physical presence lunatics, but surely they of all people could have managed a talk over the internet?! Talk about self-defeating.

(But then I suppose they think everyone lives within a short distance of Silicon Valley. No, sorry, we don't.)

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FOXP2 is also active in the endothelium, the achilles tendon, various muscles, the gastric mucosa, the developing lung, and sperm (but that last can be discounted: almost everything is active there, sperm are weird and crazy), as well as lots of other places. Whatever FOXP2 does, it's not a grammar gene and is likely to be only one of ten thousand or more genes involved in the development and operation of the process of thought. Heck, it's a transcription factor, they usually end up tangled up in almost everything so it's not too surprising they're tangled up in this.

However... the claim that thought isn't different does indeed run afoul of the fact that basically nothing else has recursive grammar allied to vocalized symbolic representations like we do (songbirds have recursive grammar, but not symbolic representation: nothing else comes close except perhaps whales). And obviously this is inherited, and obviously the ability to learn it is a genetically encoded trait (witness the fact that it is universal among neurologically normal humans). But that doesn't mean FOXP2 is a thing that has any more effect on the process of thought than any of the other 1/3rd of the entire coding genome that gets expressed in the brain.

It is interesting that small mutations in it have the ability to knock out grammar so tightly, but this is at most telling us something interesting about the lack of compensatory pathways in whatever grammar-related aspect of neural development the pathway it is part of involves. Not having very many compensatory pathways in a new trait like building a brain that can do grammar is not terribly surprising: nor is the fact that most of its other expression sites keep on ticking after it's mutated, because they are mostly ancient traits with lots of alternative ways to get a working organ system out.

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"Thinking without words is basically doing everything by feel. "

That is complete bollocks - indeed, it's close to discriminatory. There are many people who think non-verbally (and that includes not thinking in terms of conventional mathematical formulae) - I used to do so almost entirely, and still do to some extent. With me, when I was younger, symbolic thinking came in third place to visuospatial (i.e. patterns) and conceptual thinking.

Fer chrissake, how to you think that radically new mathematics was invented? The existing terminology didn't even cover the concepts, so they CAN'T have used existing symbols. What was done by most such people was to think of the concepts first and create new terminology second. Yes, it makes it damn hard to communicate with you obligate verbal thinkers, but that does NOT mean our thinking is just 'done by feel'.

182:

I'm confused. Why are you trying to start an argument with someone who completely agrees with what you just wrote?

183:

Because you posted the opposite!

184:

Because you posted the opposite!

You misread what I posted. Like you, I'm very much not obligately verbal.

185:

I think any opinion here is assuming some particular social structure, and I'm not sure that's valid. E.g.to what extent has humanity dropped the genetic underpinnings of chimpanzee sexual customs? If people live in small family troops (i.e. all those living together are related) exogamy can only be engaged in with strangers...and it's dangerous to wander around alone, but exogamy is highly beneficial to survival.

I don't think ANY modern human is a good model, because all modern humans live in a curated world, where wild predators have learned over evolutionary time that humans are likely to be dangerous.

So the question becomes "How do you engage in exogamy?". The travelling salesman is one approach. Mate exchanges at occasional meetups can work, but somehow those meetups have to be arranged. (There's evidence for meetups going back to the old stone age, but that's not very far in evolutionary time. Still, but the time they left traces they were pretty well established...which isn't surprising.)

The evidence for "military conflicts" between early societies is... well, difficult to interpret. There was lots of it, but it's not at all clear that is was "us vs. those guys that look different", it's quite as likely to have been arguments with the neighbors over rights to a hunting ground. There are definite signs that Cro Magnon and Neanderthal often occupied the same caves, but at this distance we can't really say they did so at the same time. Or that they didn't.

So. Rape as an explanation isn't impossible. It seems (to me) a bit unlikely, at least an anything very common. (I.e., it probably happened occasionally.) But lots of tribes throughout human history have managed exogamy via "bride stealing" (see the origin of the word "rape"), and the women were often active co-conspirators.

All that said, we don't really know what the social customs of the early humanish folk were. E.g. "Why did the carefully place a bunch of bear heads in a cave all facing North?" (I think it was North. A quick search didn't find a link.) So to assume that we really understand the customs that didn't leave a clear mark is ... not well founded.

186:

FWIW, we didn't fail at communism, only at Communism. They're very different things. With communism we discovered that it doesn't scale very well, and the larger the group the more charismatic your leader needs to be. It works well at the "really small village" scale, if there isn't much external contact. About 5 families (perhaps more, but I don't know) can often manage it in the correct circumstances without a charismatic leader. And in the circumstances where it works, it improves life for everyone. In early US culture it was called "being neighborly".

187:

I think you misinterpret what Schmitz was saying. IIUC he was not saying that being sensitive to impurities in food either was caused by or even enabled strong central government. He was implying that the ability to eat nearly anything was nearly a requirement for colonizing planets with their own life forms. This was mixed up with a very confused idea of how genetics works.

I really liked that story, but don't overread the background pieces.

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If people are going to build it or design it, then symbols are required. Symbols are how we share info. They aren't all verbal (and I don't mean sonic) though. But the verbal ones can be transmitted from individual to individual without horrible amounts of lost information. (Compare digital duplication of video tapes vs. analog duplication)

So then the problem is mapping the symbols onto the implementation. (Well, actually it's always into the implementation...but that's picky.)

OTOH, evolutionary design doesn't require symbols. It can depend on features that the symbols being used don't include. There was an FPLA that was designed via evolutionary design (I forget what it did) that required a circuit that didn't have any symbolized connection to any other part of the design, but was required for it to operate. Turned out that there was an unmodeled capacitive linkage. So an expanded way of symbolizing things could handle it.

It's my guess that there will always be a possible symbolization, but that it will sometimes not be obvious how one needs to expand/adapt one's current symbolization to handle the "currently unmodeled" result.

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Re: My understanding is that AIs have only one modality - numeric shaped data inputs.

That's both true and as accurate as saying that humans only have one modality -- chemical interaction.

The two statements are exactly as meaningful. And as true (or as false, if you prefer). And pretty homologous in their relationship, though for people the chemical interactions shape the structure in a way that the numbers don't for the AI. And if you want analog style noise/losses in your system, just use single precision floating point. Or half precision (fp16) if your system will support it.

The question is what you do with the info once you've got it. AIs are using a very simplified model compared to what humans (or chickens) use. We don't know what all the missing pieces are, or how important each one is. E.g. part of our neural system is used to handle blood pressure. That's probably not important to an AI, but evolution is full of very indirect interactions, so we can't REALLY be sure.

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“The problem is, they're a tiny percentage of the number of people who lived.”

I really don’t think there is any plausible way to support that statement but I am very curious to see if you have an argument there.

It’s certainly not true of humans post Neolithic revolution where most estimates I’ve seen put the self inflicted death toll vey high, percentage wise

I think drawing a very firm line between “peaceful coexistence” and “20,000 year long rampages” is making the issue very black and white when it reality I am sure there was a good bit of both during the overlap time period.

But what we can say for certain is a species that had been around for roughly half a million years was extinct at the end of a relatively short overlap period. I find it pretty far fetched to believe that happened without significant violence. Especially given all the other branches of our close relations followed the same pattern. As did many megafauna. “Homo Sapiens moves into your territory, extinction follows” is a clear pattern for species with certain characteristics

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Well, consider: we hung out with dogs for what, 20k? 30k? 50k years, and what we did was chase game, licked or scratched our private parts, and told stories. Then cats domesticated us 17k? 12k? years ago, and the next thing you know, we've got agriculture and civilization. See?

I'm willing to hear you admit that cats made agriculture as we know it feasable, as we didn't have pest-proof containers back then.

192:

Mixing two subthreads here... is there any evidence that Neanderthals ate cats?

193:

I will mention that I have a techie friend (builder of the world's first electric Ford F-150, which he did over a dozen years ago) who had a cat he raised from a kitten. It's a fascinating picture seeing him wrestling with his fully-grown puma. On the couch in the living room.

194:

Google are physical presence lunatics, but surely they of all people could have managed a talk over the internet

Bringing in meat puppets is also a sign of wealth, you don't get that from a video chat. "I made you spend 30 hours in a box" is part of the value being delivered.

Almost a decade ago a friend of mind was researching this and even flew from Australia to Europe to attend a conference and deliver this paper*. When I suggested that if she couldn't make telepresence work what hope for the rest of us she got quite offended. Apparently important people still get to fly, it's only peons who should be limited to video chat.

* https://research.monash.edu/en/publications/meeting-in-the-global-workplace-air-travel-telepresence-and-the-b

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"humans are likely to be dangerous." Or, as I prefer, humans are the deadliest predator in the history of the planet.

196:

Apparently important people still get to fly, it's only peons who should be limited to video chat.

It's hard to chat in small groups or go out for drinks after the talk if it's via video.

197:

FWIW I too interpreted your post (and others passim) as quite clearly meaning what EC thought it did. Perhaps that in itself is evidence that you are a non-verbal thinker... :)

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"If people are going to build it or design it, then symbols are required."

Well... if people (plural) are going to design or build it, then symbols make it a whole lot easier. I'm not convinced they're essential, although trying to follow that one to a conclusion quickly gets into stuff like "what counts as a symbol" and suchlike indications that it probably doesn't have one.

However, the ability of two or more entities to communicate is not the same thing as the ability of one entity to think, and the latter is what I think the discussion was about.

Weird evolutionary FPGAs: yes, they end up doing some very strange things. Varying the power dissipation of one area of the chip so as to alter the temperature and so the characteristics of transistors in an adjacent area is another one. Or generating a regular clock from some random agglomeration of the spread of a great big bag of propagation delays. It's entirely possible to end up with a design that only works on the specific device it was generated on, or that only works in the presence of noise from DuQuesne running his utterly unrelated experiment in the lab next door, etc.

This kind of thing isn't about symbols; it's the same deal as the obscure interactions [natural] evolution comes up with that you mention in your next post. It's precisely because "evolutionary design" does not involve intelligent behaviour like planning towards a desired end or adherence to generalised design rules. There is no such thing as "digital electronics"; there's only analogue electronics used in a digital way, and the distinction is created by the discipline of human designers in designing a circuit so that only the digital aspects of its behaviour are significant. But there is no enforcement of that discipline in the configuration logic of the FPGA, so "designing" it by reshuffling random bit patterns until it appears to "work" will explore the whole of the possibility space that the configuration logic allows, including those parts (which are most of it) that an intelligent designer will take care to avoid because using them does not give predictable/consistent/repeatable results.

DNA is of course doing exactly the same thing, but natural selection tests the results more exhaustively and also less rigidly than the electronic setup does. So it will produce results with the same kind of deficiencies, but on occasion instead of rejecting a deficient result it will find a way to pile another bodge on top of it to maintain the right conditions for the deficiency not to matter, or not matter too much. So you end up with a body which has a vital major clock signal produced by some random agglomeration of the spread of a great big bag of propagation delays and it nearly always works, and a function for painting in missing parts of images to cover for your retinas being inside out.

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"Apparently important people still get to fly, it's only peons who should be limited to video chat."

Super stuff. I don't want to be an important people and I don't consider getting to fly in an airliner as anything more than another reason for being glad not to be. In fact I'm going to be a total and utter pleb and use only email.

200:

It's hard to chat in small groups or go out for drinks after the talk if it's via video.

You'll note that during covid people tried really hard to make those sort of social events happen via telepresence because they thought it was better than personally facing the threat of death right here and now. Well, in advanced countries, anyway.

So whether it's millions of people should fly around the world every day is a statement of priorities rather than a necessity. We can't afford mass flight until someone fixes climate change, so stuff that relies on it is bad. Or not, for people who DGAF about anything that doesn't happen to them right now.

It's interesting to me that Aotearoa seems to be going through a little bit of "leopards ate my face" politics right now. The biggest city (Auckland) has had a couple of bits of nasty weather, some nearby areas have been hit worse, and a few important people have pointed out the link to climate change. Hopefully that leads to a willingness to take actual action rather than more hopes and prayers.

201:

Unfortunately, us peons is gonna have to fly to come to Glasgow next year, unless you know of an ocean liner, not a cruise ship, going across the Atlantic....

202:

HN* just linked an interesting paper about eye contact in conversation that for some reason made me think of some of us who write here. Not that I've met hardly any of us, but I get the impression there's not lot a of eye contact from some here. {looks vaguely in the direction of whoever's talking}

https://fermatslibrary.com/s/d4a90-eye-contact-marks-the-rise-and-fall-of-shared-attention-in-conversation

Here we test whether eye contact, a common feature of conversation, predicts this coordination by measuring dyadic pupillary synchrony (a corollary of shared attention) during natural conversation. We find that eye contact is positively correlated with synchrony as well as ratings of engagement by conversation partners. However, rather than elicit synchrony, eye contact commences as synchrony peaks and predicts its immediate and subsequent decline until eye contact breaks. This relationship suggests that eye contact signals when shared attention is high. Further- more, we speculate that eye contact may play a corrective role in disrupting shared attention (reducing synchrony ) as needed to facilitate independent contributions to conversation

* HN in Australia normally refers to Hardly Normal Harvey Norman, a chain of appliance/furniture shops owned by a billionaire who likes to whine to the media about his lack of profit and huge tax bills.

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That's ancient knowledge - pupils dilate when you're interested in what someone's saying, and one of the reasons that some people wear sunglasses when wheeling and dealing.

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Here's an awesome combo of RoboDebt and self-driving: cars that repossess themselves when they're not paid for. Why bother with the legal system or tow trucks when you can repo cars at a company policy level?

One obvious need for legal changes here is what happens to people who get in the way of the policy? From the infant sleeping in the back seat to the idiot standing in the way when the vehicle leaves, who's liable for injuries? And as we saw with the RoboDebt scam in Australia, there's no need for the debt to exist for the policy to kick in, and it will be hard to discover who exactly is responsible if the debt is later found out not to exist. "sorry about that, here's a voucher for a new baby"?

https://www.thedrive.com/news/future-fords-could-repossess-themselves-and-drive-away-if-you-miss-payments

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FWIW I too interpreted your post (and others passim) as quite clearly meaning what EC thought it did. Perhaps that in itself is evidence that you are a non-verbal thinker... :)

Thanks. I'll try to be more clear.

It's seems weird to me to be arguing that not all thinking involves symbols (of which words are a subset in my estimation), and to be accused of thinking only in symbols.

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Mixing two subthreads here... is there any evidence that Neanderthals ate cats?

I'm not aware of any, although there is evidence that a cat chomped a Neanderthal ( https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/ancient-carnivores-had-taste-neanderthal-180955390/ )

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The study assumed the dialation and tries to correlate it with eye contact.

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RE: feline cognition.

One of my favorite puzzles about my current pair of domestic furballs is the following scenario: Around meal time, they show up and solicit petting. Then they beg for food.

In human terms in feels mercenary and transactional: I let you pet me, so feed me. No pay, no play.

The more I work with them, the more I doubt that's what they're thinking. I'm guessing now that they know they're stuck with us feeding them, because I won't let them out to hunt or beg (they're both aging former strays who I've limited to indoor life). So what they may be doing is soliciting grooming to pose as dependent kittens, so that I'll then feed them.

This mode of thought, if true, feels weird to me.

What's weirder to me is that some of the Bronze Age texts I've seen (I remember in 1177 B.C., The Year Civilization Collapsed), the various kings of the ancient Mediterranean wrote letters to each other using the logic of my cats. However trade was actually carried out among them, the letters we have were a formula my cats might recognize: establish notional familial bonds (Oh, my great father in Egypt, you are most mighty and mot generous), then ask for a boon (please send your loyal son more weapons. And gold, if you can spare any).

By the time these letters were written, cats had been domesticated for thousands of years, so I amused myself by imagining that millennia of traders sailing around with cats on their ships taught the humans to think and relate to each other like cats.

Alas, I suspect the real reason this relationship mode seems odd to me is that I've spent too much time trying to pass as a Homo economicus in our modern society. In doing so, I've forgotten what it was like to be a kid and beg for things. Oh well.

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David L @ 196:

Apparently important people still get to fly, it's only peons who should be limited to video chat.

It's hard to chat in small groups or go out for drinks after the talk if it's via video.

... or to share conversation over a meal.

Plus, over video I have a very difficult time getting a word in edgewise if I do have a question.

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So whether it's millions of people should fly around the world every day is a statement of priorities rather than a necessity.

While this sub thread started out talking about a Edinburgh to San Jose trip for an in person presentation, there are a LOT of local things which are still a thing.

There were multiple tech groups (DevOps, PowerShell, Lunix, etc...) that were very active around here pro-Covid. All of them mostly fell apart or shrunk way down during Covid and video conferencing. For the reasons I mentioned. Conversations over the pizza buffet were as useful many times as the main meeting topics.

Especially the job offerings and seeking conversations.

Video meetings can be and many times are very useful. But in so many ways are just not the same.

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Re: 'That's probably not important to an AI, but evolution is full of very indirect interactions, so we can't REALLY be sure'

Okay, I see you've taken the reductionist road here - chemistry*. But that still doesn't answer the variety of different inputs that humans can and do use to interface with their environment and each other vs. what AIs use for inputs and interfaces.

*Actually, you can take this a step further down into physics land, i.e., sound, light, weight/pressure, balance/direction, etc.

Anyways, it'll be interesting to see at what point AIs come up with specialized segments of their data processing innards --that is, see whether AIs follow the same evolutionary paths as organic beings.

I looked for articles on the evolution of the nervous system. Not much online but this book looks interesting - unfortunately it's not available at my local library.

Dawn of the Neuron: The Early Struggles to Trace the Origin of Nervous Systems (Michel Anctil)

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The concept of "dictionary" something so simple that it was obvious after you explain it to someone. But. But first someone to come up with it and then go through a couple dozen drafts for how entries ought be laid out. It is a critical tool in leveraging the fullest value of language. Most folk rarely need much of a vocabulary, just about 5000 commonly used -- most heavily used -- words in living their typical days. Only if they need to converse with a specialist in some aspect of our civilization do they get dragged out of their comfort zone. And not everyone is ready to locate an appropriately helpful dictionary. They try to muddle along, never mind understanding what a car mechanic or a cancer specialist doctor or a laptop technical is trying to explain to them. Just one more instance of how most humans really are not good at tools, not ready to leverage their available technology.

Technology is a matter of being clever with tools and constructing useful (and usable) tools. The revised definition of "human intelligence" is not simply 'tool maker' but 'making tools with which to make better tools'. Whether communications based upon words between nominally sapient individuals or data crunched by marginally sentient artificial intellects, it a matter of the tools available.

Given how different parts of an infant's brain develop at differing rates but from their first breath they are seeking to communicate, plus frustrated parents and thus you get BSL. An extraordinary instance of a deliberately improved tool kit: BSL (https://babysignlanguage.com/about-us/).

Arguments about chatGPT (and other supposedly operational AIs) rarely detail much about what is in their 'tool kits'.

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201 - I'm not definitely aware of a shipping line that actually still has a proper ocean liner in service. Worldcon time is about the one time of year when a cruise ship can cross the North Atlantic to schedule, without risking being bent in the process.

204 - Repossession might work a bit differently; Repo Man descends on data centre for service of $vehicle with court order stating reg and chassis numbers, at which point data centre instructs the vehicle to, when unoccupied, lock itself and report to the car pound, where it will promptly be rechecked for nominally domesticated life (and cats) before being handed to the organisation posessing the court order.

212 - Not sure I entirely agree here. I know a bit of chemistry, maths and physics, but only a little of biology and medicine, and can still usually keep up with nurses and surgeons explaining a procedure to me.

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213:

if you really crave ab opportunity for snarking upon the youngest generation... “tech shame” as per article... which given my experience from 1985 thru 2010 is an understatement of people's cluelessness and what amounts to 'learned helplessness' due to being spoonfed for too many years of higher education without enough hands on apprenticeship... such as MBAs unable to load printers with paper... https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2023/feb/27/gen-z-tech-shame-office-technology-printers

the brutally sad thing is most adults in US have a tough time dealing with the 'horrid trifecta' of sudden medical crisis (emotional) + insurance paperwork (bureaucratic) + have little clue what various organs do (medicine)... each having its own vocabulary and takes time to learn which is not available in midst of crisis

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Repo Man descends

I think the idea is to remove repo man from the system altogether, and use self-driving to mean self-repossessing. And no doubt self-stealing when other criminals get involved.

A lot of large corporations who nominally sell things make most of their money through their financial side. GE is probably the best known, where various flavours of "GE Finance" will help you buy almost anything if you have a credit rating they approve of. But if in this example Ford can reduce the cost of lending people money to "buy" their cars that's money in the bank for them. Self-driving just lifts it from immobilising their vehicle with all the attendant risk of damage and legal trouble, to self-repossessing which is likely to be largely unregulated.

"buy" because of course with a computer on wheels you only kind of technically own a limited title to some physical parts of the vehicle, subject to legally binding conditions imposed by the manufacturer. You can't, for example, modify the software without approval or install non-approved spares for some parts.

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They try to muddle along, never mind understanding what a car mechanic or a cancer specialist doctor or a laptop technical is trying to explain to them. Just one more instance of how most humans really are not good at tools, not ready to leverage their available technology.

There's more to it than just "not using available technology".

Technical fields tend to generate their own fractal levels of jargon. Sometimes that means made up words unique to that field. Sometimes it's an abbreviation or acronym that gets turned into a word. And sometimes words just get redefined to mean other things. As a physicist-turned-neuroscientist-turned-programmer, I can think of about 5 different meanings for "coherence".

The same is true when working in other languages, or even just different dialects of the same language. For a trivial example, consider that Americans tend to use "could care less" when the concept they are trying to convey means the exact opposite of what the words they're saying actually mean, i.e. that there is no lower level at which they could care: that they could not care less. Use that phrase to another American and no confusion is engendered. Use it to a British-English speaker who's never encountered it before, and there will probably be a double-take. Use it to a non-native English speaker who has to work through a sentence word by word, and they will take away the exact opposite message to that which you intended.

I would also note that communication is a two-way street: if you're having a conversation with someone else and the other person clearly doesn't understand, then you're failing to communicate with them just as much as they are failing to understand you. A good communicator will try and work out which bits are causing the lack of understanding - and try to find a way to re-express that using concepts that are more likely to be common between both (or all) participants.

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Ring LASERS for Time Travel! - well, maybe, maybe not, but it's fun ...
Unless & until it works - & THEN we get the unpleasant answer to Fermi's Paradox.

Howartd NYC
Tell me about it ....
Having done a little workshop practice at school & then working in research labs, where, a lot of the time, you built your own equpment - or at least assembled it out of scrounged bits ...
No-one has the faintest effing clue, do they? Explains why & how plumbers & (domestic) electricians can make piles of moolah, though.

218:
Unfortunately, us peons is gonna have to fly to come to Glasgow next year, unless you know of an ocean liner, not a cruise ship, going across the Atlantic....

Lots! Unfortunately the Queen Mary 2 is the only one still taking passengers; the cargo liner booking services all have "no passengers due to covid, try us again in 2024?" on their websites.

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Then Charlie insisted that the only way Homo sap. sap.'s gene parents could have bred was by rape.

That's not my position. My position was that describing inter-hominin matings as "friendly" was almost certainly wrong some of the time. Quoll at #168 more or less sums it up. Rape is unfortunately regrettably common among H. Sap., although the figure I've seen doing the rounds is that less than 3% of the male population are rapists: I see no reason to believe the population incidence of rapists was lower in prehistoric or pre-Sapiens times than it is today, and glibly dismissing all sexual interactions as "friendly" looked like rape-washing to me.

(I suggest we drop this topic.)

220:

I don't see any reason why the failure of crypto proves that AI will be a flop as well.

That's not my argument.

I'm arguing that the shady make-money-fast grifters who were pushing cryptocurrencies have moved on to promoting AI, in an attempt to get rich quick (at the expense of more gullible investors).

Also, what we're seeing isn't "AI" in any meaningful sense, it's just the use of deep neural networks for machine learning on a scale that was hitherto unimaginably vast: Moore's Law finally caught up with where we needed to go in order to get stuff like working machine vision, plausible language models for grammatical text generation and translation, protein folding, Hansch analysis/QSAR, and so on.

It's nothing like AGI and isn't a plausible route to AGI (even assuming AGI is possible).

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I know Google are physical presence lunatics, but surely they of all people could have managed a talk over the internet?! Talk about self-defeating.

This was well over a decade ago. No Zoom, no Facetime, I'm not sure what video conferencing tech Google had but I didn't have it and nobody was suggesting it. Oh, and home broadband was a lot slower.

When I first got home broadband in 1998 I was overjoyed to have a 256kbps/64kbps (down/up) cable connection with 50:1 contention ratio instead of my 56kbps model. Today I'm kind of "meh" about my 300mbps/80mbps FTTP line with no contention ratio and no throttling/metering either ('cause I'm paying extra for a business grade package because, uh, I'm a home business). Oh, and automatic fail-over to a 4G/LTE backup if the line goes down. We've come a really long way in the past 25 years ...

222:

Also, what we're seeing isn't "AI" in any meaningful sense, it's just the use of deep neural networks for machine learning on a scale that was hitherto unimaginably vast[.]

Yeah. I did a couple of graduate-level neural network courses about 25 years ago, and I see the basics there in the current ones, just the scale is quite much larger than what we could run at the time as our test networks.

These systems have their uses, but I think it's easier to get funding for those fancy Markov chain chat engines and image generators than for real expert systems. Especially as you'd need some kind of domain knowledge for the expert systems, but with the hype ones you can use the GIGO principle, without consideration is your output correct or not.

I just hope the hype dies down sooner than later, along with the drivel from them.

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If one of those proposed devices were practical enough to see if Einstein's formula (as distinct from theory) applied up to the point of singularity, it would be an incredible achievement. My prediction is that it won't, and would show that it doesn't, anyway,

I doubt that we shall see one before fusion power becomes the norm ....

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Exactly, though it goes back to at least the 1960s. People knew what could be done, in theory, and there were some practical applications even at that date. Yes, of course, we have learnt that a great many of that era's assumptions were wrong, and people have thought of new uses, but most of it is really just an application of simple principles on a vast scale.

225:

I know how to make a sailing boat go; I'd suggest the nautical equivalent of hiring a minibus, but I'm on the wrong side to start with...

226:

Hmm. I tend to spend a good deal of the time in conversation with my eyes closed completely. It makes it easier to allocate enough CPU to the conversion between thought and language.

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However trade was actually carried out among them, the letters we have were a formula my cats might recognize

Huh. That sort of negotiation rings a bell from Graeber on Debt? It's not a transactional business exchange (goods for money) in the modern sense we recognize, but being able to graciously give the requested stuff burnishes the king's prestige (and in turn, makes it more urgent for others to pay tribute to him).

228:

Conversations over the pizza buffet were as useful many times as the main meeting topics.

Exactly.

Since COVID I've partipated in SF conventions mainly over Zoom (with a side-order of Discord, and a handful of hellish alternative virtual conferencing apps which never work well because Zoom and Discord are best-of-breed for a reason). Which is inconvenient, because you can never get the serendipitous interplay of meeting strangers face-to-face via Zoom, let alone of walking into a conference room halfway through a presentation or panel that didn't look that interesting in the program only to discover that it's actually vitally important to your interests.

Virtual meetings are single-focus/single-track. Whereas an in-person conference offers all sorts of unexpected opportunities.

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plus frustrated parents and thus you get BSL.

Presumably you're not talking about British Sign Language, right?

(It's best to expand all TLAs -- three letter acronyms -- on first use, because the namespace is full of collisions.)

230:

213 Para 1 - I'm not surprised that MBAs can't load a printer. Specialist consultant doctors have difficulty understanding that, if you want a printout in your department in hospital_1 you have to change the printer assignment from hospital_2 to hospital_1!

Para 2 - Yeah, I'm still learning dialysis stuff after 2 years.

215 Para 3 - Actually yes you can modify software for a vehicle, at least in Europe.

231:

I think the idea is to remove repo man from the system altogether, and use self-driving to mean self-repossessing. And no doubt self-stealing when other criminals get involved.

BRB, just had an idea for a horrific near-future short story in which this tech is used for administrative punishment of driving infractions (speeding, parking tickets, not keeping up with your car loan repayments) ... and the court can order a driver to be imprisoned in their vehicle. Which periodically drives to a charge point, or through a drive-by prison canteen window (if you need to take a shit the meal trays double as flat-pack biodegradable commodes), or just sits in the sun, slowly cooking you in public. Car as mobile solitary confinement prison cell, in other words, except it's in full public view all the time and the central locking won't let you out before your time's up. (If you smash a window to get out, that's a jailbreak and will earn you real prison time.)

With work-from-home you can of course be employed in your prison cell, tagging metadata for a deep learning model or answering customer helplines or something.

Of course, if the wrong person is driving the car when it goes into punitive lockdown, they might end up serving a month long jail term instead of the car's owner. And if the car's owner has a heart attack and dies at home in the meantime they won't be able to answer their exit processing questionnaire ("are you suitably sorry now you've served your time?") and provide confirmatory biometrics in order to be allowed out of automotive jail ...

232:

The Lord's Prayer follows the same pattern. So do an awful lot of requests from historical periods I'm more familiar with. "Prince Prot of Berrovia eventually succeeded in subduing the rebellious Strobererian province after requesting military assistance from the Gobro of Gwed", say the basic texts. When you find a more detailed one which quotes Prince Prot's actual request, it turns out to be half a page of extravagantly florid verbosity felching the Gobro cleaner than a salt-cellar, followed by asking for the moon on a stick. The start of the pattern's decline in popularity seems to broadly go along with the rise in the popularity of chopping kings' heads off if you didn't like them and choosing your own replacement or doing without kings altogether, as the contempt of one's fellows for such extravagant expressions of subservience grew to overwhelm the importance of the recipient's delight in them. However, it still remains with us, albeit in a highly attenuated form, hence the entertainment value of Neil's letter to his bank manager* from its scrambled approach to modern conventions.

(*"Darling fascist bully boy. Give me some more money, you bastard. May the seed of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your woman.")

233:

It's been done... without the computers. Accidentally fart in public and you get to drive continuously on a network of dedicated highways, stopping only for fuel... with your entire family. So you get the nightmare holiday trip with a car full of fractious kids, dragged out into months or years of torment.

234:

I will note that ocean liners are famously neither carbon-neutral nor low-energy: you'll burn far less fuel crossing the Atlantic on an airliner (and it's cheaper and faster).

235:

People knew what could be done, in theory, and there were some practical applications even at that date.

Yes and no.

Marvin Minsky set neural networks back decades when in the late 1960s he came up with a clear proof (not disproven since, either!) that a perceptron-based network was computationally too weak to learn an XOR system and therefore wasn't capable of general-purpose computing. Perceptrons are single-layer neurons but Papert and Minsky incorrectly generalized this result to multi-layer neural networks. And two such eminent computer scientists come up with a good proof and then stacking a not-obviously-false conjecture on top of it killed interest in NNs until the late 1980s.

Of course, single layer perceptron networks are not the type of neural networks that are in widespread use today -- post-1980s NNs all have one or more additional hidden layers.

236:

Video meetings can be and many times are very useful. But in so many ways are just not the same.

The Ontario Association of Physics Teachers is holding the first full in-person conference since Covid, for precisely those reasons. OTOH, they're also keeping up the Virtual Physics Hours that were started as a replacement for in-person meetings, because they are also useful.

The virtual meetings are a lot cheaper to attend, which is important when the costs of attending usually come out of the teacher's pocket. They also allow people to easily attend from far away — despite the OAPT being founded for Ontario, the last virtual event had people from thousands of kilometres away join in.

TLDR: in-person and virtual conferences/meetings serve different needs. Just as in-person and virtual classes.

http://newsletter.oapt.ca/files/2023-conference-announcement.html

http://newsletter.oapt.ca/files/physics-hour-march-2023.html

237:

Kill switches are already used to disable cars who's owners are late on payments, which has led to some interesting legal issues. Borrowers have disabled the vehicle but not repossessed it, while trying to collect the full amount of the loan from someone who now has a non-functional hunk of metal rather than an asset that can be used or sold.

It seems rather like your mortgage lender ripping your roof off (rendering your house uninhabitable) but still insisting that you repay the full amount that you borrowed.

https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/car-dealer-lender-deactivated-cars-with-kill-switch-after-borrowers-fell-behind-on-payments-lawsuit/2881440/

A legal opinion:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYuzaM2FcWU

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It's not a transactional business exchange (goods for money) in the modern sense we recognize, but being able to graciously give the requested stuff burnishes the king's prestige (and in turn, makes it more urgent for others to pay tribute to him).

Sounds a bit like potlatch over a wider scale.

A few years ago I backed an interesting-looking game on Kickstarter, designed by indigenous gamers to teach their culture.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/473205107/potlatch-a-card-game-about-coast-salish-economics

The 'buy now' link on Kickstarter is broken, but here's one that works if you want to try it for yourself. I found it a fun game:

https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/182080/Potlatch-A-Game-About-Economics

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I wasn't talking about the theoreticians, who were usually away with the fairies (*), but the practioners - including a great many people in unexpected fields (e.g. psychology, linguistics and social sciences). Yes, I do mean that Psychometrica was a more useful reference than any 'computer science' journal!

Route and schedule optimisation etc. date from that period, as do adaptive help/search systems. Except for a few high-value cases (optimising grain shipments to Israel is one I remember), it wasn't until the 1970s that they started to be used much, because of computer constraints, but we and a few others started using them then.

(*) That aspect got worse in the 1980s, too.

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Of course, if the wrong person is driving the car

Ah, but access to the car is only possible in the first place when the face recognition system in the vehicle matches the potential driver to the biometrics from their driving licence and confirms their identity as an authorised and correctly insured operator of the car.

Beware if your identical twin sibling seems very insistent on you borrowing their car...

241:

It's not just repayments - it is starting to be applied to to cars that have been paid for in full! Several vendors have contracts that say important features require regular payments if they are to continue working. They haven't yet gone so far as applying that to essential features, as far as I know.

242:

Yeah. If your mode of transport takes so long that you have to carry along beds and showers and eateries, the per-person load will increase. This applies to long distance trains too - multi-day ones, that is where you have dining cars and showers and cabins.

It's considered that the only ocean liner today is the Queen Mary 2. Otherwise, if you want to go transatlantic, you're probably looking at one of the cruise liners, and they stop everywhere they can because that's their point: a five start hotel with (where possible) a new place outside every morning. I've gone that way (Bergen to Montreal) and it's lovely, but it's not the way to do it cheaply.

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Maybe a bunch of fen could get together and charter a plane? No idea what it would cost or whether it's a good idea, just thought I'd throw it out there.

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Sounds a bit like potlatch over a wider scale.

I got the game, thanks!

In a PNW-produced textbook on PNW indigenous design, I saw Potlatching described as more like capitalism than it is usually presented. While this is apparently a standard text for teaching aspiring tribal artists how PNW design works (I bought it in Victoria years ago at a Native art gallery), it's the only place I've seen this description, so take it for what it's worth.

Potlatching is normally described as competitive partying, with feasting, massive gift giveaways, entertainment, rituals, and important people giving each other important things. If the recipients of largesse failed to reciprocate with at least an equivalent party later on, they lost status, while they gained status if they threw an even more lavish party in a few years.

Realize that what we're talking about here are basically chalcolithic chiefdoms. They worked copper, were socially stratified, kept slaves from as far away as California, had agriculture (this wasn't recognized until recently, but the women cultivated a variety of bulbs), and had mariculture (extensive constructed clam beds, giant-scale fish traps, etc.). So not simple fisherfolk.

Anyway, the art book represented potlatching as (in part). A chief would give an ally a resource, like a berry patch or whatever, along with baskets of berries from the patch. The terms of the deal were that the ally was then supposed to use and manage the berry patch so that at the next potlatch, they could give back the berry patch, plus at least as many berries as they'd been gifted. This was phrased as a venture capital gambit in the book: the receiver of the gift was supposed to manage the gift not just to support themselves, but to be able to give back a profit to the one who gave them the gift originally. Paying back an investment with interest, more or less. Of course people who couldn't pay back the original stake were shamed as a result.

The point of doing this during a party was to have dozens to hundreds of people would witness both the original deal and the payoff at its end. The point of all the other things going on was to keep the witnesses hanging around so that they would witness all the business deals (aka gift giving) going down between the medicine shows, entertainment, and ritual. After all, without writing, only peoples' memories kept track of who owed who what and when. Having lots of witnesses to business deals was therefore important..

I think many medieval rulers might recognize this format? Whether the tribes who potlatch actually agree with this is something I as an outsider can't say. But I think it's worth thinking about maybe.

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Thus why cargo liners: the per-passenger load is absolutely swamped by the actual day job, and the passenger numbers are miniscule anyway - there tends to be less room for passengers than for crew. I just enjoy that there are whole travel agencies out there for booking berths on cargo ships, no matter how impractical travelling that way would actually be. :-)

(Slow, no-frills, and expensive (>€100 per day); just what one wants in a transportation option.)

246:

Charlie, your most recent post got cut off: "Of course, perceptron networks are"...

247:

So, the obvious next question: did cat domesticate Neanderthals, or not? Are what seem to be pets/companions among the Neanderthals?

248:

5000? I've read, years back, that the average American's normal vocabulary was about 500 words, not 5000.

And I've always enjoyed pointing out that I also read that Koko the gorilla had 550 words in ASL (sign language).

249:

Repossession - I can think of so many things that will go wrong with this.
1. Parked in garage with door shut.
2. Parked on long gravel driveway, and gate.
3. Has to drive on three-lane street (like out front of my house, with two lanes for parking).
4. All the rest of the reasons self-driving vehicles can't/shouldn't drive anywhere but on limited-access highways, including, say, child runs out from between parked cars.)

250:

Ellen, my partner, like my last ex, wants Iceland Air, with a stop in, well, er, Iceland.

251:

I'm not entirely sure why I'm reminded of the tributary system formalized under the Ming dynasty, where embassies from foreign powers who formally submitted and gave tribute to the Chinese emperor were acknowledged as rulers of their territories under Chinese authority and given gifts and permits to trade with China; such gifts and permits were worth so much the Hongwu Emperor restricted some countries in how often they could give him tribute.

Here's a very interesting article analysing American foreign policy through the lens of this tributary system...

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5000? I've read, years back, that the average American's normal vocabulary was about 500 words, not 5000.

Ogden identified about 850 words as being sufficient for most purposes.

http://ogden.basic-english.org

For a while I tried to use it when writing handouts, because I had a lot of ESL students and I wanted things to be easier for them to understand. It is hard to write for someone used to using a larger vocabulary and more complex grammar. Eventually I stopped bothering with Basic English and just concentrated on writing simply and directly.

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Ellen, my partner, like my last ex, wants Iceland Air, with a stop in, well, er, Iceland.

I flew Iceland Air to Iceland. It was a wonderful trip; one that I want to repeat. Iceland is amazing — so many different things to see crammed into such a tiny island.

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Here's a very interesting article analysing American foreign policy through the lens of this tributary system...

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Several vendors have contracts that say important features require regular payments if they are to continue working.

This has been true for 20 years in the US. GM's OnStar.

And more and more thing require a cell connection. Either they bundle it in up front (Tesla isn't cheap for many reasons) or you pay a monthly or annual fee after the initial period runs out.

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5000? I've read, years back, that the average American's normal vocabulary was about 500 words, not 5000.

Are you saying common use every day (which Howard was meaning) or words they can understand the meaning of and use if needed.

Most people in the US can deal with at least 25K words. College educated folks go to 70K to 100K and there are a non trivial number of people who can deal with 125K or more.

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And the followup to what you wrote is the same as a video we were required to watch at one job I had: Eschew Obfuscation.

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Iceland Air, with a stop in, well, er, Iceland.

Due to its cheap fares Iceland Air gets lots press. But folks who fly it basically say it is the international version of RyanAir (Europe) or Spirit (US).

By having nearly all flights stop in Iceland they get to use smaller planes than those flying all the way across the Atlantic.

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Yeah, my ex, stepson, and I were there for about a day and a half in '14 on the way to Worldcon. I took the three-whatevers tour - they went glacier scrambling (that was before I had both knees partially replaced....)

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I should complain - no trolls, elves, svart-elves...

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If you are adventurous and have the time there are many hundreds, even thousands, of sailboats crossing the Atlantic from West to East every Spring. They also go back the other way in the Fall (usually after hurricane season is over). When I were a younger fool I did precisely that.

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Ah damn, it's added on to the end of an antipope.org url; I must have screwed up my html. It's https://academic.oup.com/cjip/article/6/1/1/457227

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I hear Icelandair is a good way to go trans-Atlantic if you want to visit Iceland en route. However they fly 737s, so you're looking at spending 4+ hours aboard a narrow-body with economy class seats only (no premium economy or business class let alone first class) on both sectors. I guess it depends on how short/skinny/flexible you are? Because if you're tall/fat/creaky, it may a less-than-great idea.

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Indeed: actualise eschewing otiose prolixity for the achievement of perspicacity

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Actually, IIRC, they offered three choices of leg room (the larger, of course, more expensive).

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Re: 'Perceptron'

Okay, so one of the built-in issues I have with AI inputs and performance has a name. Thanks!

Per Wikipedia: 'Single-layer perceptrons are only capable of learning linearly separable patterns.[6] For a classification task with some step activation function, a single node will have a single line dividing the data points forming the patterns.'

About early hominids in Europe and why only one hominid group survived:

I think the likeliest comparable scenario is the European 'conquest' of North America - germs not weapons.

Another additional factor could be subtle genetic differences -- Not sure when or where Rh Neg factors originated but if one hominid group had them and the other didn't, there'd be a serious problem with interbreeding. The first pregnancy would progress to term and that's it: only one child in a high infant mortality rate environment. Such reduced odds of successfully having a child would likely become a major barrier to interbreeding.

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So, the obvious next question: did cat domesticate Neanderthals, or not? Are what seem to be pets/companions among the Neanderthals?

Poor kitteh keep up with mammoth hunting hooman? In snow?

No evidence for any hominid domesticating or even taming any species while the Neanderthals were extant, so far as I know.

I will say though that neotenic, symbiophilic Neanderthals and/or Denisovans are high on my list of alt.history ideas worth exploring.

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Here's a very interesting article analysing American foreign policy through the lens of this tributary system...

Thanks for the link and the fix. I think it's a reasonable critique. I think we have to recognize that, bullshitting aside, the US is the biggest military power probably the world will ever see, unless we get really good at fusion power, batteries, and not making the planet unlivable. That's not rah rah for us, it's just that we peaked at the right time relative to oil and other resource extraction, and decided to waste most of it on weapons and other consumer goods.

I'm sure that will be real comforting for people who spend the next ten thousand years (or more!) dealing with all the garbage we're creating in this role. And so it goes.

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Video meetings can be and many times are very useful. But in so many ways are just not the same.

This can be particularly painful for participants in wildly different timezones to where the phyical meeting is taking place. This hit a number of conferences when lockdowns arrived in 2020. It also hit audio/video media, like podcasts, where guests could be (and frequently were) on different continents.

For comedy, video conferencering presented other problems, like delayed laughter or no audio from the audience at all.

OTOH Zoom got what one podcaster described as a decade's worth of "development" (I think that was the word used) in the first month of lockdowns.

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Due to its cheap fares Iceland Air gets lots press. But folks who fly it basically say it is the international version of RyanAir (Europe) or Spirit (US).

I found the Toronto to Reykjavik price from Iceland Air about the same as the Air Canada price. And the service was about the same, with the advantage that I could buy a SIM on the plane rather than having to queue at the airport.

Didn't strike me as a budget airline, really. First checked bag free, in-flight meal included, etc. Nothing at all like Air Transat, which is what I think of as a budget airline.

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"I wasn't talking about the theoreticians, who were usually away with the fairies (*), but the practioners - including a great many people in unexpected fields (e.g. psychology, linguistics and social sciences)."

I think the big turning point back from Minsky was Rumelhart and McClennand, mid 80s. Using the back-propagation techniqus for multi-layer neural nets from Werbos (late 70s).

They used back propagation to teach a neural network basic phonetic rules for reading (for simple words containing a subset of letter). Actually: to convert simple words that use only a subset of english letters, into a subset of the international phonetic alphabet (IPA) that reflects how they are said. They showed that the neural-net then over-generalised (by trying to use simple strategies, but actually that's wrong for many English words because our real phonetic rules for reading are insanely complicated).

5-year olds learning to read also over-generalise by using simple rules. So their neural net would make the same sorts of mistakes reading that a 5-year-old makes.

Ergo, obviously neural nets learning to read are like kids learning to read! Using things like neurons! Neural nets model what the brain does! Quick, let's get more research funding!

The huge circus was that they did talks and demos at huge psych and linguistic and cog sci conferences with the neural net "reading", where they hooked up the output to a voder/vocoder that "read" the words in the voice of a small child. Making the same types of mistakes that are made by a small child. It was a huge spectacle, everyone aahed and oohed. Immense interest in neural nets resulted in the late 80s and 90s in psychology, linguistics and cognitive sci programmes.

One can get quite cynical about what drives fashions in science and academia.

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This can be particularly painful for participants in wildly different timezones to where the physical meeting is taking place.

The conduct of a physical meeting is different to a virtual meeting. Trying to mix them doesn't really work, unless the 'meeting' is really a presentation with selected questions from the audience.

In my experience hybrid classes (mixed online and in-person students) have been a dismal failure. Likewise I've never heard of a hybrid meeting that really worked.

In an organization where personal connections are important, being the remote party is basically being relegated to powerlessness — as many people who've been 'decentralized' can attest to.

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However, neural networks are only one technique of many and, despite the hype, do NOT enable anything that can't be done in more 'conventional' ways. The practitioners in the 1960s and 1970s used less memory-hungry methods, for obvious reasons. I worked in the same department as one of the leading researchers into computational linguistics, and the fact that English can't even be parsed (or pronounced!) without considering its semantic context was known very early.

One can, indeed, get very cynical about academic fads ....

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There we go - I'm right. Cats domesticated sap.sap, and we could srore food longer, and we outcompeted N.

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I'll have to disagree, but I'm looking at what may be smaller zoom meetings. BSFS (maybe 40+ participants)and WSFA (two dozen, maybe) had virtual, then hybrid meetings, and still do. Works. The course I took from Odyssey Online - but that had a dozen and the instructor, even though one was from Greece.

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It's difficult to explain things like the rhesus system using simple genetics and evolution, so any simple theory involving it is likely to be wrong.

Way back when, I couldn't understand why factor VIII haemophilia is so common, until I discovered that it's a very common spontaneous mutation. But the rhesus system is not subject to such a simple explanation. Nor can it be explained by recent population mixing, because of evidence against that. Maybe someone has a clue, but I have never met them, if so.

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There we go - I'm right. Cats domesticated sap.sap, and we could srore food longer, and we outcompeted N.

Well, this gets super-relativistic. The oldest evidence for cat domestication is around 9500 years ago, while the latest known Neanderthal fossil is around 37,000 years old.

So your theory requires cats to manipulate both time and space. However, it's not impossible, because it's a fact that they can do just this.

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Also, what we're seeing isn't "AI" in any meaningful sense, it's just the use of deep neural networks for machine learning on a scale that was hitherto unimaginably vast: Moore's Law finally caught up with where we needed to go in order to get stuff like working machine vision, plausible language models for grammatical text generation and translation, protein folding, Hansch analysis/QSAR, and so on.

It's nothing like AGI and isn't a plausible route to AGI (even assuming AGI is possible).

Don't be so quick to dismiss this just because we kinda sorta understand it. First, intelligence has been defined from ~1950 to ~2006 as "everything a human can do a computer can't", and AI was considered non-existent. Then with DNNs everything got called AI suddendly. It's not a technical term at this point, it's a marketing term.

As for those new models, remember they're new. They don't reason (that we know of), they're though an interesting take on what "intuition" may be. And given that half of reasoning looks like after-the-fact justification of something you've decided intuitively, we're possibly more than halfway there.

Also, the usual question is do we want AGI? We most definitely don't want self-motivation, and there's the usual "planes don't flap wings". How much more is needed to make of such systems really useful tools? I don't pretend to know where it's going to go, and I'm fairly certain nobody does, really.

There sure is going to be scams, there sure is to be a lot of wasted money, but at least compared to the crypto crap these systems actually do something we haven't seen before. How valuable it actually is is an open question.

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These systems have their uses, but I think it's easier to get funding for those fancy Markov chain chat engines and image generators than for real expert systems. Especially as you'd need some kind of domain knowledge for the expert systems, but with the hype ones you can use the GIGO principle, without consideration is your output correct or not.

That's also because expert systems tend to be kinda crap. Because human experts half the time are unable to say why they give a particular answer, so they build a bullshit after-the-fact reasoning to justify it. While the reality is that they've seen lots, and while they can't remember the precise experience(s) that bring them to their intuitive conclusion, nethertheless they're most often correct than wrong because we're damn good at pattern matching, recall and interpolation.

And it looks like those new systems are also damn good at pattern mathing, recall and interpolation. They're "just" missing introspection and reasoning, which prevents them to see when they're spouting complete crap.

Also, what makes GPT-3/ChatGPT so much more efficient than GPT-2 is the work that has been done on the quality of the data. So GIGO... not really anymore, that was the prevuois generation.

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Also, the usual question is do we want AGI?

I'm about 13-14 years ahead of you.

(I strongly suggest you read "Rule 34" before continuing on this path ...)

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Imagine a Q&A following a paper presented at a science conference. It seems some conferences in 2020 simply switched to Zoom, causing some partipants to struggle.

Perhaps a different model might work better, like YouTube/Vimeo videos for each presentation and the Q&A in the comments. That's very different from a video conference, of course.

I lost track of the domain, so I can't comment how the conference world adapted. I can only say that the comedy stand-up and podcasting world eventually adapted rather well, based on what I've heard from comedians on their podcasts. E.g. more than one podcast where particulants were on three different continents. I don't know how many problems simply didn't make it to the final edit, but the resulting episodes sound smooth.

The hardest part may be just getting everyone online at the same hour. Waking up at 5am to do a comedy show doesn't sound trivial to me. Now think about how late someone else must stay awake in their timezone. Two or three different continents, one comedy gig! Everyone interacting and being funny? Yes, I find that impressive.

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Likewise I've never heard of a hybrid meeting that really worked.

A club I'm in was meeting monthly in person. Then Covid. We switched to weekly Zoom. (Stir crazy people craved the contact.) Now we're back to monthly in person but have kept the weekend Zoom for the non in person weeks. And for in person we Zoom it.

But the in person Zoom is really a one way feed with maybe a few questions. No real conversations like the Zoom only meetings.

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Charlie @ 228
Ms "Teams"???

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Likewise I've never heard of a hybrid meeting that really worked.

I've been in a bunch of them. The group I'm with has a number of people who actually care about climate change, as well as a bunch of people who are idiots about it and can't stand not traveling long distances. Our mixed meetings use Zoom Owls ( https://owllabs.com/products/meeting-owl-3 ) and work just fine.

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I'm betting you have a strong or dedicated moderator / setup person / they who make it all work. Our small group is more of an everyone steps back when work is requested. :)

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Whitroth --

I agree that automated repossession is an evil idea out of dystopian cyberpunk, but your list of "thing that will go wrong" shows you are behind the times.

1. Parked in garage with door shut.

No self-driving car will move in such situation. My Tesla certainly will not -- and will beep loudly to alert humans that it's being given impossible instruction.

2. Parked on long gravel driveway, and gate.

Same thing. It will get to the gate and stop.

3. Has to drive on three-lane street (like out front of my house, with two lanes for parking).

OK, here maybe you have a point. But I doubt it.

4. All the rest of the reasons self-driving vehicles can't/shouldn't drive anywhere but on limited-access highways, including, say, child runs out from between parked cars.)

My Tesla is BETTER at spotting children (also adults) on the road than I am. Several times by now it slowed down for no apparent reason, and THEN I saw the pedestrian. And I've been driving for 35 years, and never hit anyone.

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A bill has been introduced in the Montana legislature to ban anyone who has received a Covid-19 vaccination from donating blood.

House Bill 645 would ban individuals who received the COVID-19 vaccine from donating blood, making it a misdemeanor with a $500 fine to donate or accept blood from vaccinated donors. The bill would also ban people who have had a diagnosis of “Long COVID,” medically defined as “postacute sequelae of SARS-CoV-2 due to chronic 27 SARS-CoV-2 viral infection.”
In addition to creating a severe shortage of blood in the state, opponents said there’s no way to test blood for both Long COVID or the vaccines.

As someone pointed out in the comments on another blog, "The states are the Lavatories of democracy."

Climate change and the Agave plant.

I just hope Juniper berries aren't next!

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I'll also point out that car companies have the same (sub)stellar record for cyber-security as most internet-of-thingamajiggers do: in other words, it's crap, and people regularly publish papers naming and shaming the problem companies: https://samcurry.net/web-hackers-vs-the-auto-industry/

Anyway, being able to remotely brick or repo a car while someone's in it could basically be used for anything from kidnapping to assault, murder, or act of (info)war. Couple that with serious problems with the rollout of true self-driving cars, and the idea seems to be a menu of disasters looking for fiascos to chest-burst their way out of.

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Well, I did say it is a concept out of a dystopian cyberpunk, didn't I? Just not for the reasons Whitroth listed.

Yes, you might be kidnapped in your own car. But the child running out onto the street in front of it will likely be safe.

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YouTube/Vimeo videos for each presentation and the Q&A in the comments

That's what I'm used to. It makes moderating the audience much easier and the answers part usually flows better (requires a non-talking moderator or two speakers who alternate). Honestly, the local government zoom meetings worked so much better. Not just the chair being able to mute council members who were naughty, but the cliche "this is more of a statement" turning into a comment from the chair "J Random made a statement supporting {position}". Much quicker :)

I think a lot of it depends on whether you're there for the experience or there to get things done. The former is much harder to do over multi-person video, at best you get contact detail for people you like the sound of. A friend's 40th birthday was both awesome and terrible that way, they ended up with google, microsoft and zoom video sessions going and over 100 people online. Fine for the guy running it on a 300/100 fibre connection, but most of the rest only had one window open and just watched. Not really a social event so much as a TV show.

But the "meeting to decide"... oh boy. Most presenters seemed to adapt quickly and meetings got shorter because of less pissing around. Most people quickly adapted too, posting concise comments/questions rather than standing up and saying "uh, hi, uh, I'm Chris from Suburb, and uh, yeah, so this proposal, for uh, you know, the walkway thing, oh sorry, I mean, the, um, development application, yeah. So, um, oh, I think, um, it's good. I mean, mostly. But, uh, can we, I mean, can the council, ah, ask the builder, or, you know, the, uh, owner, to, well, I mean, it would be, better, probably, ah, if, ...

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Unlike the child imprisoned inside it... yeah, yeah, sure, Tesla's are 100% reliable at detecting even tiny babies inside them and would never allow a repo instruction to override common sense. "don't steal babies".

Although since paws4thot thinks the Europeans can freely modify the software in their Teslas they're presumably not paying BMW for heated seats and will also disable any repo-type instructions. I can't wait for the first FOSS complete Tesla operating system to come out. In Europe, a place I will likely never set foot in. Other side of the planet sounds like an excellent place to test that approach...

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The problem in the US is with auto rental companies. Hertz is the one in the news of late. They get their records messed up at times and have had people arrested for stealing a rental car. When the payments are up to date and a credit card is on file.

People are proposing laws.

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The concept of "dictionary" something so simple that it was obvious after you explain it to someone. But. But first someone to come up with it and then go through a couple dozen drafts for how entries ought be laid out. It is a critical tool in leveraging the fullest value of language. Most folk rarely need much of a vocabulary, just about 5000 commonly used -- most heavily used -- words in living their typical days.

I'm sure you know that it's possible to explain things in ten hundred words. (There is even a computer to help you in our language.) Ten hundred isn't very many words and we keep thinking of new ones but we know that it can be enough for a lot of things. I'm sure someone has tried figuring out how few words we really need. Five ten hundreds is a lot more than we need most of the time.

I ran these words through the word checker and had to say things in new ways a few times, but I think the readers will all know what I mean.

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RE: Neanderthal extinction. There are a couple of new, non-paywalled papers out in Nature about how the now few hundred-odd ancient genomes of modern humans relate to each other and to us.

https://www.nature.com/articles/s41586-023-05726-0

This is about moderns, not Neanderthals, and it's mostly post 37,000 years. There's an interesting bit early on: "Surprisingly, however, none of those pre-40 ka individuals left substantial traces in the genetic makeup of present-day Eurasian populations. The oldest genomes carrying ancestries that derive primarily from the lineage leading to present-day Europeans are Kostenki 14 (from 37 ka, with uncertain archaeological association from western Russia), Goyet Q116-1 (35 ka, Aurignacian-associated from Belgium) and Bacho Kiro 1653 (35 ka, probably Aurignacian-associated from Bulgaria). These data suggest that the genetic ancestries identified in the pre-40 ka individuals analysed so far went largely extinct or were assimilated by subsequent expansions."

One way to interpret this is that the Phlegraean Field eruption in 39,280-ish BC, possibly combined with other global scale disasters in the preceding years, basically wiped out all hominins in Europe. After that, the continent was settled by hominins from the Middle East and Africa, some or most of whom were of hybrid origin.

So it really could have been just bad luck, not sapiens outcompeting Neanderthals on their home turf. Our sapiens and hybrid ancestors may have survived simply because they were outside the death zone.

This isn't what the article is about, and it's worth reading on its own merits.

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287 P4 - Are you sure? I know several people who have cars with "collision detection systems", which are very good at braking for blowing crisp packets, parked cars, cars in adjacent lanes... For them to have "detected and braked for a creature in the roadway" would seem to indicate that the detectors had a line of sight to said creature that the nominal controller/operator didn't have.

292 - Er, all I said was that there is no law preventing Europeans from modifying software. I did not say that your specific cites had ever,never mind regularly, been done.

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Ah, sorry, I took "yes you can" as meaning it's possible, not merely that the law doesn't forbid it. Viz, the law would need to require that users be allowed to do so, and that law would need to be enforced, for it to be possible.

The "right to repair" kerfuffle in the USA gives many examples of the difference between "not illegal" and "possible".

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I was thinking about that when I wrote about self-possessed cars.

But I'm sure that Ford would never allow buggy software to leave the factory, or have buggy software or procedures within the company, and thus the problem of inappropriately (re/de/self/)possessed vehicles will never arise. "my car is possessed" takes on a whole new meaning.

One of the other aspects of self-driving that I haven't seen is the "instruction by a police officer" one. There is no requirement that the instruction be machine-readable at least in Australia, and it is a serious offence to disregard such an instruction. So self-driving cars will need either an exemption from the requirement to obey police, or some way to ascertain the meaning of instructions.

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There is plenty of evidence on sites such as briskoda.net that VAG have and regularly do, sell cars with buggy software. There is also evidence of people and companies modifying code and/or hardware to disable or modify some of said bugs.

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ilya187
Many, many years ago ... about 1981 - ish ... that happened to me.
I doubt a Tesla would have done any better
I was travelling at about 15mph ( & slowing down ) towards a T-junction, at which I almost always stopped, before turning.
There were parked cars on both sides & I saw a l-h "flicker" followed about half-a-second later, a loud thud. A 9 (?) year old had run out, head-down, between two parked cars.
Very fortunately, he was thrown back, with a greenstick leg fracture, not forward & down, or I would have run over him.
Again, very fortunately, the car some way behind me had a Local Government employee with a transmit/recieve radio in his car - extremely rare in those days. He sent for the Ambulance. About 5 mins later the police showed up, took a look, asked me where he'd emerged - which was confirmed by the other children present. Their next comment was: "You were not going very fast, were you, sir?"
To which I said: "it's narrow, I know this road & I've got an almost-blind T-junction in front, of course I'm going slowly!"
I made a statement later, but that was it.
The child recovered completely, I'm glad to say - he certainly seemed cheerful enough, when I visited him in the local hospital ....

John S
I assume that was brought in by "R" MAGA fuckwits?
What are the chances of it passing? And, even then of it being overthrown in the courts?

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The Phlagraean Fields is/are still horribly active - it's still a "warm" caldera.
If it blew again, right - Naples would be vapourised, but how bad would the fallout be across Europe?
Though I suppose the answer(s) would vary depending on season & wind-directions at the time.
{ See also: Yellowstone? }

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Again, you haven't read "Halting State", have you? That's a major plot point (in a novel I wrote in 2005/06).

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There's a brutal joke which I no longer find humorous, about democratic nations losing out to dictatorship.

The flaw in the notion of rule of law, and citizens voting upon who their leaders are, wannabe dictators cheat.

It seems to boil down, down, downwards into "one man, one vote, one time" with the wannabes chipping away at the right to vote.

Not just flaky South American banana republics but now playing out in India, UK, Poland, USA, etc.

Not too late to turn it around, but too many eagerly embracing dictatorship in varying forms.

Those posts about cars that 'self repo', along with tractors which farmers are forbidden to repair themselves and railroads shrugging off safety regulations... all the sorts of trimming away at rights to be expected in dictatorship.

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If we slip this particular snare, how "Popular" will any denomination that supported "Christian Nationalism" be? I haven't been a member of any church for over forty years but I still have friends and relatives on the inside, that I wouldn't wish to see harm. On the flip side, if we fail to slip this snare... we will have achieved dystopia.

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I strongly suggest you read "Rule 34" before continuing on this path ...

I did, twice I think. Perhaps it's time for the third time though, this pair of books is really enjoyable.

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"First, intelligence has been defined from ~1950 to ~2006 as "everything a human can do a computer can't", and AI was considered non-existent. Then with DNNs everything got called AI suddendly. It's not a technical term at this point, it's a marketing term."

The latter two sentences are correct, but the first isn't. Nobody in the field used that definition, though there were (and are) a zillion definitions. The one that I favour and was close to consensus in the period you mention was "Anything we don't know how to program, even in principle." The abilities defined by that have remained remarkably stable since the 1960s, though there have been a few programming breakthroughs.

For example, language parsing, translation and comprehension were not considered AI, but extremely hard linguistic and programming tasks.

Similarly, object recognition and categorisation (as in self-driving cars) were known to be programmable, but doing so well was very hard.

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So it really could have been just bad luck, not sapiens outcompeting Neanderthals on their home turf.

My admittedly limited reading on human evolution has given me the impression that the role of luck is usually ignored. Which seems rather strange, given how few specimens we have to extrapolate from.

I'm reading books not research papers, so this may be a biased impression. It's almost a colonialist mentality with some authors: our lineage took over the world, so our ancestors were clearly the most fit, and so they deserved to…

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But I'm sure that Ford would never allow buggy software to leave the factory, or have buggy software or procedures within the company, and thus the problem of inappropriately (re/de/self/)possessed vehicles will never arise. "my car is possessed" takes on a whole new meaning.

Two or three "heads of Ford" back they CEO was trying hard to move the company from a parts mindset to a we must figure out how to provide continuous software updates. In other words, if there's an issue with the software in your engine control system you should be able to update it without it being a big deal or replacing the computer itself. But he neglected to keep overall sales up so he was shown the door.

Auto companies (at least in the US) think you should buy a software fix from the "parts department" at a dealer. They mostly have yet to get past the selling of "things" to the selling of systems.

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Again, you haven't read "Halting State", have you? That's a major plot point (in a novel I wrote in 2005/06).

I've read it multiple times. Probably I'm unnecessarily cautious, but I figured it was rude to give spoilers on major plot twists on the website of the story's author. So I didn't.

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307 Para 3 - In the EU, they do "at least" believe that a software upgrade is/should be part of a "service".

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...VAG... have and regularly do, sell cars with buggy software. There is also evidence of people and companies modifying code and/or hardware to disable or modify some of said bugs.

What is VAG?

I had to have a software update to the "entertainment" system on my Honda Civic a year or so after buying it. It crashed in a weird way and got stuck where half the display continuously showed the view of the backup camera and the other half seemed to be legit but the touch screen was totally off.

And about once every few months it gets into a snit and I just force re-boot it. Hold power button for 5 or 10 seconds and you get a prompt.

And if you enter the secret key combination you get to see the Android underpinnings.

The dash / console has never shown such things. I suspect the developers of it are held to a higher standard.

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What are the chances of it passing? And, even then of it being overthrown in the courts?

Maybe. But as I've said before, at the start of state legislative sessions all kinds of stupid stuff is introduced as bills. To keep a campaign promise or to be able to use it in a campaign ad in the future. Most of these are just a waste of paper and toner. They get assigned by the adults to a study group and are never heard from again.

But every now and again, one gets real. And craziness ensues.

Someone in Tennessee is proposing a law limiting drag shows. Someone else found a picture of the current governor (I think) who said he'd support such a law in drag at some college party when he was a few years younger. The local news must be interesting just now.

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If it blew again, right - Naples would be vapourised, but how bad would the fallout be across Europe? Though I suppose the answer(s) would vary depending on season & wind-directions at the time. { See also: Yellowstone? }

Northern Italy would be a wreak. And a huge chunk of the Mediterranean or Europe would be a mess.

But Yellowstone?

When it next goes it will wipe out an area the size of France, Spain, and Germany combined. And wreak most of the rest of the continental US. Based on the past 3 events that have been studied.

It's big.

313:

Yes. Ignoring that also leads to the mindset "if it didn't happen, it couldn't happen", which is demonstrable nonsense. For some reason, most people seem completely unable to get their minds around probability, and insist on their being identifiable causes for every event.

I saw some purported research that said the primary reason that people became ridiculously rich was luck, followed by starting as merely rich. I believe it. The same is true in academic research; while there ARE geniuses, the vast majority of people who make breakthroughs were lucky, and no more able than some of their colleagues that didn't (but remember that I am talking about a really high standard of ability, here).

Indeed, elementary probability shows that any species that went through a tight bottleneck was lucky to survive. Most such were unlucky.

314:

VAG - Volkswagon Akteingesellshaft. The parent/holding company of Audi, Cupra, Lamboughini, Porsche, Seat, Skoda and Volkswagon cars, Ducati motorcycles, and Navistar, MAN, Scania and Volkswagon trucks. Does anyone not see why people use the TLA?

316:

It’s a side-effect of TOS.

Oh, what’s that? TLA Overload Syndrome.

But yes, VAG: one of a not small number of ICE vehicle makers found to have comprehensively lied and cheated in emissions and efficiency testing over a non-trivial time period.

317:

I note that VAG are one of the largest ICE vehicle manufacturers: I speculate (wildly) that they might have been the first to get caught simply because they sell a metric heap of vehicles in the EU where a number of governments seek to apply the EU's strict emissions standards and have different monitoring agencies (so there's no single organization to make an end run around).

318:

Meanwhile, Redwood Materials reports on first year of car battery recycling -- they only processed about 1200 car battery packs (230-odd tonnes) but say they reclaimed 95% of the "lithium, cobalt, nickel, copper, and other metals" in those batteries.

There aren't enough end-of-life EV battery packs for them to ramp up production fast (as EV batteries outlast earlier predictions), but they're already profitable recycling laptop/phone/other LiIon batteries and say the main obstacle is logistics (getting car batteries to the recycling center gate).

So ... this is a long-term trend to watch, but if 95% of lithium in EV batteries can be recycled into new batteries, that makes the lithium power packs in cars a renewable resource rather than a one-time consumable.

PS: to emphasize, this is a report on the first 12 months of a pilot project to see if it was even feasible to scale up phone/laptop battery recycling to cars. One assumes improvements in volume and efficiency are possible.

319:

I doubt a Tesla would have done any better

Probably not, but so what? It is disingenuous to claim "self-driving cars are a danger" on the basis of extreme situations which no human driver could possibly handle.

320:

There is a lot of evidence for that. That case caused most of the major manufacturers to start behaving like ants from a kicked-over anthill. It is possible that there were NO manufacturers that had not lied.

321:

For them to have "detected and braked for a creature in the roadway" would seem to indicate that the detectors had a line of sight to said creature that the nominal controller/operator didn't have.

Since Tesla has side cameras, it is a possibility. I think what is more important is that it has a continuous 360 degree coverage, while a human has only a narrow vision cone at any given moment.

322:

The latter two sentences are correct, but the first isn't. Nobody in the field used that definition, though there were (and are) a zillion definitions. The one that I favour and was close to consensus in the period you mention was "Anything we don't know how to program, even in principle." The abilities defined by that have remained remarkably stable since the 1960s, though there have been a few programming breakthroughs.

My Master degree is in AI, received in 1991, and not once did I hear AI defined as "Anything we don't know how to program, even in principle." The examples you brought up -- language parsing, translation and comprehension, object recognition and categorization, -- were all part of AI as far as my professors were concerned.

323:

In the style of Charlie Stross's book, Why We Shouldn't Build the Torment Nexus...

324:

One can only pray that Ford's lawyer's get this right. (Fat chance, I know.)

325:

Yeah. I think that was sarcasm.

326:

Will there be a quiz at the end of the thread?

327:

I speculate (wildly) that they might have been the first to get caught simply because they sell a metric heap of vehicles in the EU where a number of governments seek to apply the EU's strict emissions standards and have different monitoring agencies (so there's no single organization to make an end run around).

I thought they got caught in the US first. But that was 10 years ago and my memory is fuzzy.

328:

The most surprising thing about the whole affair was that anyone ever expected anything different in the first place. After all, the situation is equivalent to trying to get people to drag different loads on a rope using a single posture, instead of staying upright for the light loads and leaning forwards for the heavy ones. It simply won't happen unless you strap them upright, like the Victorians did with carriage horses.

329:

Rbt Prior & EC
The amazingly stupid mindset you mention ... is the exact opposite of that followed by railway safety professionals { Though, maybe, not in Greece! }
Of course, this stupidity is behind the insanity of "Strict Liability" criminal legislation ... "We've covered every possibility!"
Oh, no you fucking well have NOT, guaranteed ....

330:

I should have probably clarified that I was talking about the first half of the period 1950-2006, before the term 'AI' was used solely as a marketing label. See Olivier Galibert (#279), who is dead right on that aspect, though not on the date of the change, which was c. 1980.

I was close to people working in that era at the time the change took place, and the reasons that so much existing work was labelled as AI was (a) academic bullshitting to increase the prestige of unexciting work and (b) bullshitting to encourage funders to give large amounts of money for such work.

The eminent and respectable academics who had been doing such work for decades were throroughly disgusted, I can assure you. Edinburgh University started working on AI in 1963, but were fully aware that it was a goal and what they could do was not yet it. Both of those statements were made to me in person by eminent people in the field.

331:

A human has over 120 degrees of lateral field, and our peripheral vision has evolved to pick up motion. That's ample for a moving car, though I agree not enough to avoid being run into from the side. In the UK, loss of peripheral vision can cause you to be refused a licence.

332:

All I can say is my own experience -- several times over last 2 years my Tesla had reacted to a pedestrian before I was aware the pedestrian was there. And I am an extremely safe driver, according to my insurance company.

333:

Since we've passed 300, allow me to muse on recent news about US(*) agencies (eight of them) opining about the origins of COVID. The new news is that the Department of Energy, apparently meaning Lawrence Livermore's Z Division(**), has changed from "we dunno" to low-confidence "looks like maybe a lab spill".

In the wake of that, FBI Director Wray was on Fox News and said,

“You’re talking about a potential leak from a Chinese government-controlled lab that killed millions of Americans and that’s precisely what that capability was designed for.”

As one normally parses English text, the antecedent standing in apposition to "that capability" would seem to be a megadeath bioweapon. But a few sentences back Wray was talking about FBI forensic activities relating to biohazards. So maybe that's what he meant and just had a slip of the mouth. Would be nice to get clarification.

(*) Is anybody else worrying about where it came from. Should anyone care?

(**) Los Alamos has a similar group -- I wonder if they have also opined. LLNL and LANL don't always see eye to eye.

334:

Well, the American right is currently telling their followers that apparently the FBI has proved that the release of Covid was an attack on America using a weapon of mass destruction… and that this is Biden's fault…

I know. Clearly the best way to launch a bioweapon against America is by releasing it at a Chinese market, Trump decided it wasn't a problem, etc etc. But how many of the fanatics who think Fox is becoming too woke and left-wing will even attempt to understand that, when their elected leaders refuse to?

335:

Obviously I don't know the specifics of the current Greek rail tragedy, but I must point out that the entire rest of Europe absolutely demanded that Greece eviscerate every public program to appease the debt gods (said debt having been incurred through buying things like military hardware from the rest of Europe).

The wildly obvious fact that austerity NEVER WORKS is a part of a larger scale stupidity. The other plain fact is that when you force deep cuts to things like railway safety, you have decided that a certain number of deaths are quite acceptable to protect your bondholders (banks).

As has been mentioned on here a few times, the purpose of a system can be found in its results. In the case of the current financial system, the purpose is to kill as many little people as necessary to make damn sure the banks get to keep their money.

In the instance of the Greek train crash, externally imposed austerity can be directly linked to those many deaths.

336:

In the wake of that, FBI Director Wray was on Fox News and said

My take is that this is 101% pure unadulterated bullshit.

a Chinese government-controlled lab ... killed millions of Americans

Yeah well, it also killed millions of Chinese.

The political polarization around COVID19 and public health in recent years in the USA is terrifying, as is the tendency of the executive to meddle with appointments to intel services to deliver the reports they want to hear -- Bush II was doing it as well, this isn't new. More to the point, one would think that if the Chinese government had a bioweapon-related lab leak they might have been slightly better at preventing their own civilian casualties (or maybe deploying a vaccine or three).

I think this is just ammunition for a future culture-wars-alternate bullshit campaign, flooding the zone with crap (as Steve Bannon puts it).

337:

and that this is Biden's fault…

Yes, blame Biden for an event that happened before Joe was elected President, that totally makes sense, like the loony-tunes who blame Obama for 9/11.

I mean, there is bullshit, and then there is this species of rancid excrement and I think we here are all old enough to remember when these events actually happened?

TLDR is, anyone spreading this crap has a political agenda and an axe to grind and is lying through their teeth.

338:

321 - So we go from "$vehicle makes random braking moves" to "Tesla brakes so that creature runs into car"... Hardly an improvement I suggest.

332 - There is more than one way of interpreting that.
1) The pedestrian was actually in danger of colliding with a moving vehicle.
2) The pedestrian intended to stop near your vehicle, and it over-reacted.
3) You don't actually scan as wide a cone of vision as you think you do.

335 Para 1 - 13 of 27 types in the Hellenic Air Force's current OrBat were sourced in the Americas.

339:

Charlie @ 235: Marvin Minsky set neural networks back decades when in the late 1960s he came up with a clear proof (not disproven since, either!) that a perceptron-based network was computationally too weak to learn an XOR system and therefore wasn't capable of general-purpose computing.

Yes, I remember that quite clearly, as I was involved in an amateur attempt to build some neural networks back in the 80s. (We didn't get anywhere because we were trying to do something on 8 bit CPUs in BASIC, with very limited knowledge of linear algebra).

I remember pointing out that the only way a human could do a parity check was to count up the black squares and decide whether the total was odd or even, so the fact that perceptrons had the same limitation seemed to suggest that the human visual cortex was working on similar lines.

This image includes a pair of nested spirals, the point being that a perceptron can't figure out whether the shapes are open or closed (its a variation of the parity problem). But short of carefully tracing the shapes with your finger, you can't see it either.

340:

David L @ 311: Someone in Tennessee is proposing a law limiting drag shows.

Thinks... pantomime!

For those outside the UK, this is a really weird thing we have here. A standard part of Christmas is taking the children to the "panto". Here is a trailer from one. And yes, that is a middle-aged man in drag ("the dame"). Also the male romantic lead is often played by a woman ("the principal boy"), opposite another woman playing the female romantic lead. They generally kiss at the end. Its completely formulaic, and lots of fun. For most children its the only theatre they know until they get thrown into the deep end of Shakespeare in secondary school. Productions run the gamut from big-budget West End featuring famous names down to a local amateur dramatics group putting on something at the village hall. I've seen both, and I actually prefer the am-dram version.

(Its descended from the Italian Commedia dell'arte

Those Tennesseeans would have their minds blown: a drag act alongside two women making out specifically aimed at children in the 5-12 age range! And this is the British idea of good, wholesome family entertainment.

341:

Are you saying the The Laundry operatives couldn't possibly be involved in something so bizarre? Retrocausality is a step too far?

342:

pwas4thod @ 296: For them to have "detected and braked for a creature in the roadway" would seem to indicate that the detectors had a line of sight to said creature that the nominal controller/operator didn't have.

One of the scary things about modern cars is the thickness of the front windscreen pillars. There is good reason for this: those pillars are what stop you being crushed to death in a rollover. But they also block out a sector of your visual area. And if something is on a collision course it means its on a constant bearing. So the child running into the road who is hidden by the pillar stays hidden until its too late.

Having a computer looking through a camera which doesn't have that blind spot sounds like a really good idea to me.

343:

I am afraid that this is the USA getting its excuses in first, as it ramps up its hostility to China. That does not fill me with joy.

344:

Yes, but the vast majority of the cases of drivers not seeing pedestrians and cyclists are simply that they are not looking for them. I try to look for them in preference to cars, and usually succeed - this does mean that I very occasionally have to do an emergency stop to avoid running into the car in front, but I regard that as better than risking a vulnerable road user. I have lost track of the number of times a driver has said "That pedestrian/cyclist was invisible / jumped out at me" and I (as a passenger) had seen them over 10 seconds earlier.

The pillars probably are the second most important reason.

345:

TLDR is, anyone spreading this crap has a political agenda and an axe to grind and is lying through their teeth.

Well, yeah. "Coming from the American right" does kinda imply a political agenda. Not to mention lying.

346:

One of the scary things about modern cars is the thickness of the front windscreen pillars.

Trying to remember which car manufacturer I saw in a newspaper article was working on building curved high-def screens into the A-pillars that would project a camera view of whatever was blocked by the pillar from the driver's eyeball point. Thereby rendering them sufficiently transparent for collision avoidance.

(It's also a known problem for fighter jets -- the F-16 gets around it by having the support arch for its windshield behind the pilot's head, but in a head-on approach an off-bore adversary who can sneak up on your blind spot at a closing speed of a thousand knots is a serious threat.)

347:

Gleiwitz, 2023
Putin's "excuse" for a dangerous escalation, or a new attack?

RocketJPS @ 335
You will not find me disagreeing with anything at all you have said, there ....
It's "just" more of the sme stupidity.
- see also EC @ 343.

Paul
Along those lines ....
"Where's the Evil Villain(ess)?"
He/she's BEHIND YOU!
Etc Ad nauseam - oh dear.

348:

"I am afraid that this is the USA getting its excuses in first, as it ramps up its hostility to China. That does not fill me with joy."

This is the Murdoch Cinematic Universe cranking up the salience up anti-Jyna conspiracy theories in the MAGA fever swamps. Possibly this is purely selfish on Rupe's part, just looking for something to distract the monster from the Dominion lawsuit or generally keep it hopped up on outrage to juice the ratings; possibly it's actually a focused operation, part of Murdoch's general coordination with/puppet-mastering of the GOP to help set the news agenda in support of some other objective.

Whatever the deeper story behind why this is being pushed, the item broke in the WSJ over the weekend and then was given a hard hype cycle push on Fox News which laundered it sufficiently to get it into the more mainstream outlets, so this is a fairly typical Murdoch media shaping exercise.

Of the eight divisions of the stateside IC who have looked at the question of COVID's origin - two have now come down on 'lab leak', four have come down on 'natural breakout' and two haven't been able to make a determination; all of these assessments are tagged as 'most likely' and 'low confidence' (ie IC-speak meaning 'this is what best fits the facts we have, but it is based on extremely hazy and fragmentary intel') and the DoE aren't saying what caused them to flip their assessment from 'natural breakout' to 'lab accident'; so this would be pretty much a non-story without the energy brought to it by having a festering gaggle of flying monkeys who have been artfully curated to believe several impossible things each prime time. As such, if this is being promoted as part of a deeper plot, this looks to me like it is aimed at a domestic target rather than a foreign adversary.

Of course that doesn't stop it from potentially doing splash damage to the foreign adversary (or US govt policy towards them), that's part of why Murdoch playing these sorts of games is so dangerously reckless.

349:

this looks to me like it is aimed at a domestic target rather than a foreign adversary.

It reminds me of "Iraq definitely has weapons of mass destruction, we just can't show you the evidence".

350:

One of the scary things about modern cars is the thickness of the front windscreen pillars.

Hmmmm. Interesting comment.

I have a 2008 Tundra Truck (big one that it is) and a 2016 Honda Civic (smallish one that it is) and I have no issues seeing around the pillars. I might if I only had one eye but as it is I see around them just fine.

Much better that on my cars from 20 to 60 years ago. Especially in the days of "vent" windows.

351:

"That pedestrian/cyclist was invisible / jumped out at me"

I have a big beef with people walking on the side of a street (without what we call sidewalks) wearing totally inappropriate clothing. All dark with nothing light at dusk or dark.

Plus, while it irritates some people if there is no on coming traffic I'll drive more down the center of the road to avoid being close to cars on my side to avoid doors opening and people/children from popping out from the other side of a car. In the burbs.

352:

Yeah, you can suggest pedestrians add reflectors or lights, but fundamentally as the guest on the road* you're the one with the obligation to avoid pedestrians. It's really annoying to have a vehicle capable of 100mph but be limited to 50mph, or even 20mph, purely by your desire not to kill someone, but that's how it is.

OTOH a surprising proportion of walking and running shoes these days have reflective bits on them. The days when I had to sew or glue on strips of retroreflective "cloth" tape are long gone.

* even the US doesn't have a "right to drive" the same way it has a "right to travel" or a "right to walk".

353:

Oh, good, we're over 300. Meme sighting: now I understand why you like a Mac, Charlie. "It's bad luck to mention a Macbook inside an office. You have to call it 'The Scottish Laptop'"

354:

YMMV, but for me, having been the pedestrian or cyclist as an adult makes it easier to notice pedestrians & cyclists. A possible bright spot for us caught up in the reactionaries quest for their "Big Rock Candy Mountain" is more people will experience the road first as cyclists & pedestrians and carry a little empathy over if they later become motorists.

355:

Strunk and White are wrong about almost everything.

Ha! That article is gold.

S&W has an unlikely following in the (mostly fiction) writing community in Oz in recent years. Stephen King's book on writing, which endorses S&W strongly, is popular here and seems to provoke a fresh surge of interest with each re-release. I suppose it's an adjunct to the need to target the US reading market if you want to make a living writing in English, but it comes with a touch of "if it's good enough for Stephen King..." about it.

356:

I have no issues seeing around the pillars. I might if I only had one eye but as it is I see around them just fine.

I find with the little Mazda, the pillars are not the problem so much as the rear-view mirror. I'm 6'1-and-a-bit, with the driver's seat adjusted as low as it will go and the backrest tilted as far back as I'm comfortable to tilt it, the mirror still occludes a significant part of my field of view. It's exactly the location where, approaching T-intersection from the stem, a vehicle coming from the left and turning right would be be converging, assuming they are slowing for their turn at a similar rate to me (Americans might need to invert left and right in that sentence for it to make better sense). I've had a couple of near-misses, including one where the other vehicle stopped to let me through, even though I was clearly in the wrong. I have therefore learned to nod or otherwise move my head to look around it, which must look peculiar to others, especially now it's a habit and I do it in other vehicles where this problem is not necessarily applicable. I suppose it's not onerous, it's less movement than a proper shoulder check, and I guess it probably helps with other blind spots like pillars. Anyhow, it's one of the downsides to a small car. Bicycles don't have this problem, at least not usually.

357:

Maybe Biden is trying to send China a signal... You might not want to mess with us on the whole Russia thing, because we might just mess back. Something along the lines of "Don't push us or we might decide those lies about you are true."

If so, it's very short-sighted in a whole lot of ways, but so are most American policies.

358:

Yeah, I find myself ducking and weaving while driving for much the same reason. Unless I'm driving a truck where the viewing angles are usually better even though the remaining blind spots are bigger (things next to the doors... invisible unless very tall. Things behind the vehicle just not visible at all)

But most of my travel time is on a bicycle, then walking, then on trains (ordered by distance I go further by train than on foot, though). Except for the interlude where I was dating a habitual motorist my time spent in cars/vans etc is normally zero per year. Which in circular fashion means I'm a terrible driver so I tend to avoid doing it.

359:

340 - Personally, my favourite pantomimes tended to be regional level, and might involve people like cast, directors, producers and/or writers from the 7:84 Theatre Company, Jack Milroy, Jimmie Logan...

342 - True, as far as it goes. I can't remember a link to the analysis, but I've seen a case where a stationary at time of impact motorcyclist was responsible for a collision with a signalling and turning truck because the motorcyclist rode straight down a blind arc to the point of impact.

360:

This seems a relevant danger: "Oceania Has Always Been at War with Eastasia: Dangers of Generative AI and Knowledge Pollution"

https://www.bigmessowires.com/2023/03/01/oceania-has-always-been-at-war-with-eastasia-dangers-of-generative-ai-and-knowledge-pollution/

What’s fascinating to me is that as recently as a year ago, virtually nobody was talking about this risk. It wasn’t on anybody’s radar. We worried about AI putting people out of work, or maybe about Skynet. But we didn’t consider an Orwellian 1984 scenario in which huge volumes of AI-generated text might pollute our collected knowledge, leaving us with easy access to a sea of information but shaky confidence in its provenance or correctness. When all textbooks have gone digital, and the digital sphere is full of convincing-sounding contradictory information, how can we know what’s true?
361:

"I speculate (wildly) that they might have been the first to get caught simply because they sell a metric heap of vehicles in the EU where a number of governments seek to apply the EU's strict emissions standards and have different monitoring agencies (so there's no single organization to make an end run around).

I thought they got caught in the US first. But that was 10 years ago and my memory is fuzzy."

Wikipedia agrees with you

362:

CharlesH: I think that's leaving out part of the story. The crucial issue for Grevan and the kids colonizing the new planet wasn't whether they could eat the food or not. It was whether they could break free of the Dominator that was sent along to mind control them if they tried to stay there. That is, it was a conflict between them and Central Control. And Priderell's ability to eat natural foods and not die enabled her to join them. Dietary unspecialization seems to be a symbol for general independence.

363:

Wikipedia agrees with you

Doesn't matter, though: the basic postulate (tight emissions regs, non-compliance exposed through testing in multiple jurisdictions with competing enforcement) stands.

It is, however, substantiating evidence that when the EU and USA agree on something (vehicle smog emissions, for example) it tends to make everyone else fall into line (those being the two most lucrative markets on the planet, until India and China finally reach parity).

364:

My main obstacle for cycling now is wanting to take dogs along. I know I've talked here before about wanting to build a DIY cargo bike, and at other times about wanting to convert my old MTB to electric with a mid drive and internally geared hub. These days I'm much more serious about just saving up and buying one of these and having done with it. Even if the "for the Australian market" adaptations are a little bit arse (specifically, replacing the regenerative roller brakes with hydraulic disc brakes... I'm not sure which state's laws that is being done to appease). The "gel saddle" in place of the nice Brooks B67 in the pictures just sounds like adding insult to injury there, but that one is easier to swap out than the brakes.

I suppose I still have questions that are right up the alley of several commenters here, but I think we've oversaturated cycling as a topic and it's just better all around not to keep going there.

365:

There's now a bit more on official findings concerning Havana Syndrome:

https://www.cia.gov/stories/story/statement-cia-director-burns-on-ic-assessment-ahis/

https://www.dni.gov/index.php/newsroom/press-releases/press-releases-2023/item/2361-dni-statement-on-the-intelligence-community-assessment-on-ahis

The latter has this [IC = Intelligence Community; ICA = Intelligence Community Assessment; AHI = Anomalous Health Incident, aka Havana Syndrome case]:

Based on the latest IC-wide effort, which has resulted in an ICA that will be issued today, I can share with you that most IC agencies have now concluded that it is “very unlikely” a foreign adversary is responsible for the reported AHIs. IC agencies have varying confidence levels because we still have gaps given the challenges collecting on foreign adversaries — as we do on many issues involving them.

As part of this review, the IC identified critical assumptions surrounding the initial AHIs reported in Cuba from 2016 to 2018, which framed the IC’s understanding of this phenomenon, but were not borne out by subsequent medical and technical analysis. In light of this and the evidence that points away from a foreign adversary, causal mechanism, or unique syndrome linked to AHIs, IC agencies assess that symptoms reported by US personnel were probably the result of factors that did not involve a foreign adversary, such as preexisting conditions, conventional illnesses, and environmental factors.

366:

Since we're well over 300, I have a question for everyone: What sciences currently have a method of proving that Earth is more than 6000 years old? I know that anything which deals with genetics can prove this, (biology, botany, medicine, zoology, ornithology, etc.,) as can astronomy, paleontology and geology, but what else can offer satisfactory proof of Earth's age as well-over 6000 years?

My "maybes" include geography (as relates to geology,) archeology, (tree rings go back about 12,000 years,) physics (as relates to astronomy at least) and possibly linguistics (they might have a clock about how language changes) but what else can manage the proof? Can anyone else confirm one of my maybes or add something new?

368:

As awful as the recent mega-train wrecks have been -- India, Austria, Greece, US, etc -- it has made it increasingly obvious the need for regulatory enforcement and an end to toothless tiger inspections. Because as bad as these wrecks have been, the potential for something much (much!) worse is literally around the bend. But apparently all the wrong lessons are being learned such as better bullshit spinning by spin doctors and smoother soothing words by amoral CEOs. Ugh.

I so wanted to believe the US has begun clawing itself way out of the stupid pit... and now this?

"20,000 people may have been exposed to measles at a large religious event in Kentucky"

given how few people understand the potential damage possible from measles it will be a shock when there's crippling injuries to adults and birth defects inflicted upon newborns... all due to wack jobs deluded into fearing vaccines more than viruses... and has anyone got a reliable sourcing for whether there is indeed another variant of covid arising? I've noticed there's next to zero about that and not much attention about increasing numbers of folks being ground down by 'long covid'

theguardian.com/us-news/2023/mar/03/measles-outbreak-kentucky-religious-revival-event-exposure

369:

Remember that you can't actually prove scientific hypotheses, only disprove -- or really, call into question.

370:

How can we know what's true?

In the context of "place your bets", perhaps pre-2022 non-fiction texts are the place to put your money. Or buy up used book stores. Before the flood of plausible but completely wrong books hits the market.

371:

You can't.

There's no convincing way of disproving the Omphalos Hypothesis -- or its less overtly religious, modern, variants, the Simulation hypothesis and the you-who-are-asking-the-question are a Boltzmann brain hypothesis.

However, the degenerate case for all of these ideas is that they are isomorphic with solipsism and deserve exactly as much respect (i.e. none whatsoever).

372:

Since we are past 300...

Most of you probably know who Ted Chiang is. Chiang may or may not be aware of Charlie's "corporations are alien invaders" notion, but he seems to have come up with something very similar back in 2017 (or earlier):

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/tedchiang/the-real-danger-to-civilization-isnt-ai-its-runaway

373:

Sigh. Of course I understand that. But some hypothesis are much better than others, and eventually a really good hypothesis graduates to "theory," which means it comes as close to being scientifically proven as possible.

374:

Sighs again

I think it was very obvious what I was asking and what I wasn't asking. And yes, I understand all these possible ontological and philosophical issues, but that's not the question I'm asking.

What I'm more concerned with is this: Fifty years ago, Christians trying to prove the "6000 years" hypothesis were mainly arguing against the biological sciences and the theory of evolution. But at this point it seems like every science has gotten to the point where it has at least one "proven" theory, often multiple proven theories, which points to a much longer universe than 6000 years, and I'd like to catalogue them. That's what I'm interested in.

375:

Re: 'No evidence for any hominid domesticating or even taming any species while the Neanderthals were extant, so far as I know.'

Based on the slew of aww-type Twitter vids I get everyday: Put any two youngsters (regardless of species) together and they'll bond. Often, for life.

I think we need to consider the full range of demos of humans/critters, circumstances, intentions/motivations and actual relationships.

376:

There's no convincing way of disproving the Omphalos Hypothesis -- or its less overtly religious, modern, variants, the Simulation hypothesis and the you-who-are-asking-the-question are a Boltzmann brain hypothesis.

Great quote from the link: "God essentially created two conflicting accounts of Creation: one in nature, and one in the Torah. How can it be determined which is the real story, and which is the fake designed to mislead us? One could equally propose that it is nature that presents the real story, and that the Torah was devised by God to test us with a fake history! ...

"One has to be able to rely on God's truthfulness if religion is to function. Or, to put it another way—if God went to enormous lengths to convince us that the world is billions of years old, who are we to disagree?"

The problem with the Omphalos hypothesis in Christian terms is that it asks us to believe that God commands us to freely believe he exists and to believe the statements and follow the commands in his book even when they contradict eaceh other, threatens to punish us with eternal damnation if we do not, and also created a world that shows no evidence that he did any of this, and in fact shows evidence that parts of the key historical record disagree with a text.

This asks us to believe that God lies, routinely and elaborately, in ways that make it easy for us to condemn our souls to hell. Logically, therefore, the god of the Omphalos Hypothesis is Satan. Since I know of no commandment in the Bible to believe it is literally true, combined with skepticism about Genesis going back at least to St. Augustine, I think the Omphalos Hypothesis is more safely avoided.

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What sciences currently have a method of proving that Earth is more than 6000 years old? I know that anything which deals with genetics can prove this, (biology, botany, medicine, zoology, ornithology, etc.,) as can astronomy, paleontology and geology, but what else can offer satisfactory proof of Earth's age as well-over 6000 years?

Prepping for or in a debate with one or more YEC adherents?

Based on my experiences 10 years ago, the areas of science you mentioned will be hand waved away as theories.

But geology, ice cores, volcanic magnetic residue, impact craters, etc... are hard facts that the YECs want to hand wave away but they can't. And many times they will have a hypothesis that supposedly explain one or more sets of "facts" but these don't work together. In most cases they contradict each other. Or fail when scratched below the surface.

Much of the YEC comes from a religious basis. And there is a web site named about answering in the first book of the Bible. (I'll not put a link here to keep Charlie happy and this web site flooded with crazies.) Basically they say, we know the answer and any proposal that doesn't lead to this answer must be false and therefor wrong. It used to be hard to find on their site but they have a page or few of things they used to claim but now say "never mind", we were wrong, don't use this argument.

In the end, at least in the US, this has become one of those YEC is correct, anti-YEC is evil thus anyone not believing in YEC is evil and can be ignored.

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I have a question for everyone: What sciences currently have a method of proving that Earth is more than 6000 years old?

Short answer, pretty much all of them. Check out https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Evidence_against_a_recent_creation for a long, and somewhat snarky, list of these. It may be of interest just for being sorted by time.

I’ll confirm astronomy (many ways) and geology (many, many ways) but don’t know enough about linguistics to say with any confidence.

An odd quirk that I might not have thought of: when created, diamonds are made of carbon. (Duh.) But if you leave a diamond exposed to the environment for thousands or millions of years, nitrogen atoms can slip into the carbon matrix. A diamond lattice doesn't really like nitrogen, so to first approximation diamonds soak up no nitrogen atoms - yet the most common impurity in natural diamonds is nitrogen. This is used as an easy way to differentiate between natural and manufactured diamonds.

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But at this point it seems like every science has gotten to the point where it has at least one "proven" theory, often multiple proven theories, which points to a much longer universe than 6000 years, and I'd like to catalogue them. That's what I'm interested in.

There are multiple books and web sites which have done such. The peak of this activity was 10-15 years ago. And a lot of it has religion all mixed in. Yes, there are a lot of religious folks who think YEC is nuts. But they are not in the pulpits. Check out Francis Collins.

If it's OK with Charlie I can dig up a few links and post them. But these links might attack a crowd that he doesn't want to deal with. They can be bad enough going after religious blogs that do not ascribe to YEC.

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Since I know of no commandment in the Bible to believe it is literally true...

As a small child I got taught in Sunday School that a lot of the Bible's stories were parables, lessons wrapped up in stories to make them easier to remember and re-tell. The shouting Young Earth Creationists are, quite literally, less theologically developed than small town Methodists expected of grade school children.

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Troutwaxer
Physics, as in radio-dating, not "just" of C14, but many other elemental isotopes.
the important point is, of course, that the equation: At = A0 * e-λt ALWAYS WORKS

David L
"Always works" remember - cannot be handwoven away.
IF that equation was wrong, then atomic power stations & bombs would not work - but they do.

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Hand waiving away was about genetics and biology.

YEC's basically want to see a lab experiment run where an ameba turns into a dog. And until you show them such, hand waiving.

As to physics, they use the debates like occur here to say, well you can't really trust any of it.

Please note that I totally disagree with YEC folks. And have had many stop talking to me once they discovered I was not "open" to their theories. Strike that. "taking points".

383:

That's what I'm looking for. Thank you.

384:

Back when I was dealing with Jesus Freaks in 80s and 90s Berkeley (so yes, literal Jesus Freaks), I used to respond to their come-ons with "no thanks, I'm an environmentalist." I don't know what they heard in that phrase, but they veered off so fast it wasn't funny.

In today's political climate the same trick might provoke a screaming match, but it's worth a try, if a YEC is trying to evangelize you.

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but it's worth a try, if a YEC is trying to evangelize you.

You're behind the time. Many Evangelicals are environmentalists to some degree. Not all and mostly not from the pulpit. But many have decided that there are too many people downstream to make throwing your trash and shit into the river to work any more. Not that it was ever a good idea but it used to seem like the rivers had an infinite capacity to handle it. Facts have slapped many of them in the face. Of course many are still in denial. But that river in Egypt has a lot of adherents

And yes it's more than rivers but invisible molecules in the air don't have the same impact as orange water at the local water system intake pipe.

387:

With a few thousand turds in the mix.

388:

YEC's basically want to see a lab experiment run where an ameba turns into a dog. And until you show them such, hand waiving.

I've discovered that they get very defensive if I start asking about "amoeba into a dog" style demands of theirs, as if sensing that I am trying to nail their goalposts in place. This is the wiser reaction, as I'm absolutely trying to do that.

Otherwise they'd be embarrassed if they claimed we've never seen bacteria come together into a multicellular organism, except that we have.

Or they'd claim that it happens but we've never seen it evolve from scratch, except that we have.

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At the end of the day, (when I was dealing with clumps of them), the YEC folks had talking points that they 99% didn't understand. They felt they won the debate if they got to state their talking points. Digging into them was not an option. Both from the point of view of how to win the debate and that they almost never understand the "science" they were postulating.

Defensive indeed.

BTW - Most YEC type Christians had a hard time admitting that someone like Francis Collins WAS a Christian. The mostly wanted to add footnotes / adjectives to the stipulation. Like "real" or "true". For many of them if it came down to giving up on YEC or drinking from a vat of Kool Aide, they'd take a drink. They are just too emotionally committed to the path to backtrack and start over.

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If this is a created universe, nature is the word, scripture is commentary.

391:

But, but... austerity always works.

Wait, do you mean to actually improve the economy for the 90%? Who cares about that, it gives Us (the people who matter $$$$$$$$$$$$$$) the ability to cut social spending.

392:

I really haven't seen cars with vision-blocking front pillars. On the other hand, I once rented an HHR (which is not a variation of hummer, it's some weird thing GM put out), and its rear pillars seriously impact your vision on whatever's in the blind spot behind, left and right.

393:

I will note that my late friend (and editor of Asimov's for its first half-dozen years or so) George Scithers, on his std. rejection postcards, would include the recommendation of S&W.

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The problem with that is that occurs in what is effectively, compared to the rest of human existance, unbelievable feast. If you're in a time.place of barely liveable, that's unlikely to happen.

395:

I would love to run into one of those idiots. "So, you don't believe in science? Then what the hell are you doing on the Internet, on a computer created by scientists and engineers, that depends on physics to work? Hmmm... and if you don't believe in that, why, I must be a figment of your imagination, and you're just babbling to yourself in front of a picture on a wall that doesn't move or speak...."

396:

Neither of you would hear a word the other is saying. I've watched those interactions.

397:

If that doesn't work, my wife used to claim she was a Buddhist, and that worked for her. Or you could try to convert them to Macrobiotics. "Your eyes! You are sanpaku!".

398:

These days I'm much more serious about just saving up and buying one of these {european long john} and having done with it

Any reason you're not interested in the Australian ones? TriSled make them here, loads of people import different brands. And if you go dodgy Chinese or US brands for power assist the power restrictions aren't enforced (some bikes shops will help with that, some obey the law).

http://trisled.com.au/phat-goes-woody/

399:

That actually looks rather weird. From the look of the wheels, it's very low (not great with cars around), and it looks like your legs would be bent a lot peddling. Almost low enough to be a recumbent.

400:

God essentially created two conflicting accounts of Creation: one in nature, and one in the Torah. ...

The problem with the Omphalos hypothesis in Christian terms

...

Logically, therefore, the god of the Omphalos Hypothesis is Satan

Please do not conflate the Torah with the (Christian) Bible. They're different compilations of texts, in different languages, with radically different theological payloads attached -- for example, Judaism doesn't posit an afterlife at all (whether heaven or hell) and "Satan" isn't a tempter/devil/fallen angel/king of hell, but a prosecutor.

You can't generalize from Christianity to Judaism (or vice versa, for that matter). And if you find yourself using the term "Judaeo-Christian" then you're wrong, period (it's a term only ever used by Evangelical Christians trying to co-opt a different religion, and generally no more true than "the lurkers support me in email").

401:

whitroth ( @ 395 )
Tried that, several times ... "oh but this is DIFFERENT" - especially wrt biology - they seem to have no difficulty with heliocentrism, for instance.

402:

I remember when Die Hard 4.0 came out, and when the bad guys transmitted an image of the White House being destroyed I immediately thought "And anyone not in sight of the White House doesn't know that's not true."

403:

Any reason you're not interested in the Australian ones?

Because their existence had faded from my awareness and also resisted my meagre google-fu? And that's despite you mentioning them here several times and I believe I'd even looked at their website before... Anyhow, I have sent an enquiry!

FWIW the questions I had were in the realm of "What's all this fuss about torque sensors and are they worth it?" and "Alfine 8 vs 11 vs Rohloff". But there's the risk of hijacking a thread with bike talk yet again, so...

404:

Well there are plenty of cave paintings and such like that prove Indigenous Australians have been here for well over 40,000 years so all the sciences used for that, for starters.

405:

Ahh, memories. The look on the face of the Flat Earther who'd run an experiment with a laser to prove the earth was flat and proved the curvature of the earth instead... Sadly I don't believe it made any difference.

406:

"The Omphalos hypothesis is one attempt to reconcile the scientific evidence that the Earth is billions of years old with a literal interpretation of the Genesis creation narrative, which implies that the Earth is only a few thousand years old.[1] It is based on the religious belief that the universe was created by a divine being, within the past six to ten thousand years (in keeping with flood geology), and that the presence of objective, verifiable evidence that the universe is older than approximately ten millennia is due to the creator introducing false evidence that makes the universe appear significantly older."

The nun who taught our science class laid down a simple Catholic rule: Truth cannot contradict truth.

Furthermore, in Catholic teaching God provides two books of truth: divine insight and revelations provided in holy texts (and the philosophy/theology of the Church going back to Augustine and Aquinas) and the book of nature as discerned by reason and scientific inquiry and experimentation.

The first shows how to get to heaven and the second shows how the heavens go.

IOW, the Church had adopted the concept of "non overlapping magisteria" thousands of years before Stephen Jay Gould

So when science says that mankind evolved on a planet millions of years old in apparent contradiction with the literal 6 days of Genesis, it is the interpretation of these words that is faulty, not science.

As such Genesis is a metaphor and the reader should remember that God is an entity existing outside of time ("A thousand years is but a day in the eyes of the Lord") so the issue isn't even relevant.

Or as Sister Betty said "Biblical literalism, either in defense or critique of the bible, is for idiots". She didn't mince words.

To quote Wolfgang Pauli "It isn't even wrong!"

407:

A post 300 comment observation.

3,500 seals just suddenly died from H5N1 bird flu on the coast of Peru:

https://bnonews.com/index.php/2023/03/nearly-3500-sea-lions-in-peru-die-of-h5n1-bird-flu/

“The high mortality observed was worrisome; for instance, up to 100 dead individuals floating together in the sea – an unprecedented observation for this geographical region,” researchers said in a study last month. “The clinical symptoms of dying individuals were mainly neurological, such as tremors, convulsions and paralysis.”

The South American fur seal has also been affected, with five of these mammals having been found dead in recent weeks. Authorities have also reported the deaths of a dolphin and a lion.

It’s unclear how the sea lions were infected but researchers have not been able to rule out mammal-to-mammal transmission. “This should be urgently investigated,” the authors of the study said.

A little girl and her family were also killed by H5N1 last month in Cambodia, not by human to human transmission.

https://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/bird-flu-father-daughter-cambodia-not-spread-person-to-person-rcna73076

Recent cases of bird flu discovered in two Cambodian villagers, one of them fatal, show no sign of human-to-human transmission, health officials in the Southeast Asian nation say, allaying fears of a public health crisis.

It took only 6 days from observable symptoms to death. The seals may be evidence of mammal to mammal transmission. fortunately there is no human to human transmission... yet. It's something to keep an eye on.

Covid-19 has a 1% mortality rate

H5N1 has a 58% mortality rate.

408:

Robert Prior @ 237:

Kill switches are already used to disable cars who's owners are late on payments, which has led to some interesting legal issues. Borrowers have disabled the vehicle but not repossessed it, while trying to collect the full amount of the loan from someone who now has a non-functional hunk of metal rather than an asset that can be used or sold.

It seems rather like your mortgage lender ripping your roof off (rendering your house uninhabitable) but still insisting that you repay the full amount that you borrowed.

https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/car-dealer-lender-deactivated-cars-with-kill-switch-after-borrowers-fell-behind-on-payments-lawsuit/2881440/

A legal opinion:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYuzaM2FcWU

A couple of thoughts on all that ...

If properly installed, a remote starter interrupt shouldn't cause the vehicle to cut off while it's being driven. It just makes it impossible to start the vehicle again once it's shut off. But what are the chances that the kind of sleazy, fly-by-night used car lot who does this is going to have someone who DOES know how to properly install it?

Plus, the kind of sleazy, fly-by-night used car lot who uses this tactic is probably going to have a GPS tracker installed so they can come get the vehicle after they disable it. That's a massive invasion of privacy & a favorite tactic of of domestic abusers.

In the U.S. the cops aren't allowed to put a GPS tracker on your vehicle without a court order. But a used car salesman can?

It's not only a threat to "consumers rights", it's a threat to consumers lives.

409:

P.S. While we await the development of human to human transmission, H5N1 is devastation wildlife:

https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2023/02/avian-bird-flu-virus-outbreak-epidemic/673058/

Eagles Are Falling, Bears Are Going Blind Bird flu is already a tragedy.

A human epidemic, though, remains a gloomy forecast that may not come to pass. In the meantime, the outbreak has already been larger, faster-moving, and more devastating to North America’s wildlife than any other in recorded history, and has not yet shown signs of stopping. “I would use just one word to describe it: unprecedented,” says Shayan Sharif, an avian immunologist at Ontario Veterinary College. “We have never seen anything like this before.” This strain of bird flu is unlikely to be our next pandemic. But a flu pandemic has already begun for countless other creatures—and it could alter North America’s biodiversity for good.

Deadly strains of avian flu have been ferried onto North American shores multiple times before, and rapidly petered out. That was the case in 2014, when a highly virulent version of the virus crossed the Pacific from Asia and invaded U.S. poultry farms, forcing workers to exterminate millions of chickens and turkeys. The brutal interventions worked: “They did all the right things, and nipped it in the bud,” says Nicole Nemeth, a veterinary pathologist at the University of Georgia. Hardly any wild birds were affected; egg prices bumped up briefly, then settled back roughly to baseline. “It just kind of died down,” Nemeth told me. “And everyone breathed a sigh of relief.”

This time, though, the dynamics are different. The epidemic, which first erupted in Europe in the fall of 2021, appears to have crossed the Atlantic into Canada, then zigzagged down into the U.S. around the start of last year. American scientists have detected the virus in more than 150 wild and domestic avian species and at least a dozen different types of mammals. It’s by far the longest and most diverse list of victims the virus has ever claimed on this side of the world.

410:

David L @ 255:

Several vendors have contracts that say important features require regular payments if they are to continue working.

This has been true for 20 years in the US. GM's OnStar.

I'm pretty sure that if you don't renew the "OnStar" contract the vehicle continues to work. You just don't have the remote assistance available.

And I'm pretty sure that even without the "OnStar" contract the system can dial 911.

411:

timrowledge @ 264:

Indeed: actualise eschewing otiose prolixity for the achievement of perspicacity

Strive to endeavor to continue to persevere!

412:

Greg Tingey @ 300:

John S
I assume that was brought in by "R" MAGA fuckwits?
What are the chances of it passing? And, even then of it being overthrown in the courts?

Some kind of fuckwits for sure. I don't know how likely it is to be passed by the Montana Legislature, but IF it is, I think there's very little chance the courts would overturn it.

413:

ilya187 @ 319:

I doubt a Tesla would have done any better

Probably not, but so what? It is disingenuous to claim "self-driving cars are a danger" on the basis of extreme situations which no human driver could possibly handle.

Most of the problems I'm aware of with "self-driving cars" haven't been that kind of extreme situation though ... wobbly guy on a bicycle in the lane ahead, pedestrians coming out of the shadows to cross the street - the sort of thing that drivers deal with all of the time.

... guy watching Harry Potter movies on the in-dash entertainment system & didn't see the 18 wheeler that had turned across the road a quarter mile ahead (could have & SHOULD HAVE applied the brakes when the "autopilot" didn't detect it).

414:

Charlie Stross @ 336:

In the wake of that, FBI Director Wray was on Fox News and said

a Chinese government-controlled lab ... killed millions of Americans

Yeah well, it also killed millions of Chinese.

My take is that this is 101% pure unadulterated bullshit.

Wray is quibbling & sloppily conflating separate things; MAKING EXCUSES ... "the FBI has folks, agents, professionals, analysts, virologists, microbiologists, etc who focus on the dangers of biological threats, which include things like novel viruses like Covid ..." - figuring out where something like Covid came from "that's precisely what that capability was designed for ...";

The FBI can investigate potential biological threats, which exist in NATURE, as well as in the minds of hostile, bad actors (and right-wingnut [EXPLETIVE!! DELETED!!] MAGAts)

Apparently the lab in Wuhan was doing the same king of investigations as Wray says the FBI can do.

It's possible something they were investigating got away from them, and came back to bite them (and the rest of the world) in the butt. That doesn't make it INTENTIONAL.

IF the Chinese fucked up, they need to clean up their act. The way the Chinese government has handled the Covid Pandemic IN CHINA looks like a fuckup to me.

But it doesn't add up to biological warfare like the right-wingnuts are claiming. That's the the part that's MAGAt BULLSHIT!

AND if it had happened in a U.S. lab, THEY would be trying to cover it up just like THEY are accusing China of doing.

Blaming it on Biden is even shittier bullshit! Cheatolini iL Douchebag was President when the pandemic blew up & he's the one who screwed the pooch responding to it.

415:

Greg Tingey @ 347:

Gleiwitz, 2023
Putin's "excuse" for a dangerous escalation, or a new attack?

Gleiwitz was the first thing that came to mind when I heard the news report on the radio.

416:

you are welcome to email me at the obvious .geek.nz address

417:

If properly installed, a remote starter interrupt shouldn't cause the vehicle to cut off while it's being driven.

So you're just marooned wherever you happen to be when you next turn your engine off? (For a hybrid, that might be at the next traffic light.)

In the U.S. the cops aren't allowed to put a GPS tracker on your vehicle without a court order. But a used car salesman can?

Likely buried in the fine print of the contract.

Although what percentage of companies that collected personal information, including location data from cell phones, have been sanctioned?

418:

what percentage of companies that collected personal information, including location data from cell phones, have been sanctioned?

That's the important question.

Lots of things are technically against the law but since no meaningful penalty applies, or it hardly ever gets applied the law might as well not exist. The cliche example in many countries is that if you want to murder someone and get away with it, use a motor vehicle. When the cops arrive apologise profusely, claim it was an accident, and accept the temporary loss of driving privileges and possibly also a trivial fine.

Or as we see in politics, corruption is bad but ignorance very definitely is an excuse. Or you can be the "minister responsible" without actually being responsible.

419:

I wonder how the current flu vaccine works for H5N1?

420:

Interestingly we seem to be about to see a move by the federal government here to introduce a national ID card and identity system. One of the premises is that business can refer to the national scheme and therefore won't need to store personal data.

As many here will be aware Australia went to a referendum on this in the 80s, and it failed. It looks like no-one thinks a referendum is actually needed, the business community is (more or less) on board... since various high profile breaches, having a huge stash of customer data has started to look a lot less like a strategic asset and a lot more like an infinitely deep bucket of unwelcome legal liability.

The thing in question is whether the Murdoch media thinks it's a strong enough issue for the Liberal-National coalition to win an election with, in which case expect to see a lot of natural authoritarians and authoritarian followers pitching civil liberties arguments about privacy and freedom from surveillance.

421:

Duffy
VERY interesting: The nun who taught our science class laid down a simple Catholic rule: Truth cannot contradict truth. ...
Which is itself true about 99.99...% of the time.
Then .... you run into the QM / Relativity, um "mismatch".
I find it interesting that they use a G. Galilei quote: The first shows how to get to heaven and the second shows how the heavens go - oh the irony!

{ H5N1 has a 58% mortality rate. } - IF that gets loose, then it's 1347-51 all over again, isn't it?
Even, with/if in "developed" countries a rate of 20-30% & other places reaching 65% ... well.
Though it would "solve" the overpopulation problem, wouldn't it?
As long as it doesn't "happen to me", of course.

As mentioned elsewhere, there are 'flu vaccines, many of which are reasonably effective.
That could also act as a "filter for the stupids" of course, with the anti-vaxxers dropping like flies.
Every cloud has a silver lining /s

422:

It just makes it impossible to start the vehicle again once it's shut off.

Waiting for the lawsuits/prosecutions the first time one of these remote cut-offs is used on a car where the owners have driven into a sparsely-occupied national park -- say, Death Valley -- to do a tourism. Or the first time a car dealership activates all the cut-offs in an attempt to force people to pay up immediately because there's a hurricane bearing down on their neighborhood and obviously they need a fully paid-up car in order to drive to safety ...

423:

As mentioned elsewhere, there are 'flu vaccines, many of which are reasonably effective.

Alas, nope. Flu wraps itself in a capsid built out of a constantly changing selection of proteins from its arsenal, to defeat immunity from earlier infections (and vaccines). Each year the vaccine is tailored to latch onto the most likely/expected antigens in the current strain's capsid. Currently for year 2022/23 we've been given a quadrivalent vaccine (one that can train your immune system to recognize four coat proteins as antigens) for H1N1 and H3N2.

Unfortunately the bird flu is a particularly virulent form of H5N1.

One may hope that an H5N1 vaccine is already ramping up production -- luckily this isn't rocket science, it's a well-established routine -- but knowing the current government (and indeed global) healthcare response to pandemics of late ...

424:

According to the BBC WHO all accredited labs have a couple of H5N1 samples which could be suitable for preparing vaccines. Also most mammal cases in the UK seem to be foxes and otters who have presumably eaten infected birds. I wonder how much bird feeders and contributing to the spread. I’ve separated the different types of bird feeders (nuts, seeds and mealworms) already as per RSPB advice. They think a disease of greenfinches has been spread by having too many different birds sharing feeders. I hope this helps slow the spread of bird flu. I live in an infection control area. East Anglia and Kent are usually the first areas affected by animal and plant diseases from Europe.

425:

I recall getting an H5N1 shot about 13 years ago (3 of us got the shot and one was a newborn and couldn't). So it can be done.

426:

The way to bet is that the current flu vaccine doesn't do anything WRT HSN1. That's an entirely different beast than the flus that have been showing up.

OTOH, one should definitely hope that a vaccine is being worked on.

427:

I assume that was brought in by "R" MAGA fuckwits?

Another one for you…

Jim Banks (Republican congressman in Indiana, running for senate) has introduced a bill sanctioning China for the fentanyl crisis in America.

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/gop-rep-banks-bill-sanctioning-chinese-government-fentanyl-crisis

He's bragging about this in his emails, which have never once mentioned the Sacklers or the role of Walmart. Nope, the opioid crisis is all a nefarious Chinese plot against America.

428:

Well, fentanyl is manufactured primarily in China (in legitimate factories feeding the pharmaceutical industry worldwide, but also vanishing off loading docks in the middle of the night to feed the illicit supply chain because fuck those round-eyes for their opium war 200 years ago). But oxycontin and the Sacklers were nothing to do with fentanyl, so there's a bit of a mote/beam mismatch going on there.

429:

the problem with the whole 'god is outside of time so those 'days of creation' in genesis' line it says morning and evening they are literal actual days which is slightly problematical seeing at the actual cause of days wasn't in place at the start

430:

Troutwaxer @ 366: I have a question for everyone: What sciences currently have a method of proving that Earth is more than 6000 years old?

One favourite of the YECs is the idea that the Grand Canyon was carved by the retreating waters of The Flood. But there is a relationship between the speed of flow of the water and the sinuosity of the resulting watercourse. If you look at a map of the Grand Canyon you can see that the Colorado River is fairly sinuous. So the Grand Canyon can't have been formed by water flowing any faster than it currently does. And if the water was flowing that slowly, then it must have taken a long time to erode the Grand Canyon.

431:

It just makes it impossible to start the vehicle again once it's shut off.

Waiting for the lawsuits/prosecutions the first time one of these remote cut-offs is used on a car where the owners have driven into a sparsely-occupied national park -- say, Death Valley -- to do a tourism.

You can sort of get into this now.

We rented a car at John Wayne Airport a few years ago during our US end of summer 3 day weekend. Crazy lines to get cars. When we got into our car it was running. We piled in our stuff and left. 20 miles away we pulled over for some fast food. When I pushed the button to turn it off the dash flashed a warning about a missing key. I immediately pushed (with brake) to start it back up. And it did. But now while paying attention it had a message about being in emergency mode and there was no electronic key fob. So with it running we did a search and couldn't find it. A few phone calls later we were told we'd have to bring it back to the airport. So we did. Turns out the attendant had put the key fob in his pocket and forgot to give it to us then went home at end of shift. I had just assumed it was in the console bin. Oops. Attendant was a nice guy who returned to the airport and so the fob was waiting when we got there.

But when this happened most cars with an electronic fob did not have an emergency mode where you can restart within 10 minutes without the fob. And if I hadn't noticed the dash message we'd have been stuck. At least stuck where we could call a taxis, Uber, Lyft, etc...

432:

One favourite of the YECs is the idea that the Grand Canyon was carved by the retreating waters of The Flood. But ....

As I said, most of the folks spouting YEC know the talking point one line bullet items. But have no idea how to discuss them past that first headline bullet.

433:

Are you sure that was H5N1 and not H1N1? My records show BC was immunizing people against H1N1 in 2009; I remember going to a local community centre with my son to be vaccinated.

434:

The Bible contains what purports to be an unedited version of the Torah. If there are serious (systenatic) incompatibilities, I haven't seen any references to them. There certainly are arguments about translation and semantic interpretation (I believe in both traditions). I should be interested to know of any systenatic sifferences in the text.

As you say, that is a small part of the Bible, and the theological differences and contextual interpretation differences are large.

435:

Well, I've just shovelled an 8x15 m driveway with 30 cm of wet snow. (Literally shovelled, not pushed. Nowhere to push it into, so had to lift each shovelful an average of 1 m.)

I think that counts as a workout.

436:

One favourite of the YECs is the idea that the Grand Canyon was carved by the retreating waters of The Flood. But there is a relationship between the speed of flow of the water and the sinuosity of the resulting watercourse.

Oh, nice article. I would have guessed this was true, but I don't recall ever seeing real geologists put numbers on the sinuosity to water speed relationship before.

The Grand Canyon has come up a few times in YEC storytelling (debunkings here) but an awareness of geology is sufficient.

The idea of an absolutely stupendous flood is simple enough. We know, and may have seen personally, that even small floods leave messy landscapes behind them. But there's a problem for YECs: we know what huge and high speed floods to do an area; we've seen the aftermath thousands of years after very large high speed floods. And it doesn't look like the Grand Canyon

(Imagine a lake the size of Berkshire or Greater London, held in place by an ice dam. Imagine what happens when the ice melts and the dam breaks. Whatever you're imagining would probably need a larger special effects budget to do justice to the reality. I live near a gorge where the floods came through a mountain range sideways; it's very scenic 13,000 years later.)

437:

"Well, I've just shoveled an 8x15 m driveway with 30 cm of wet snow."

Did that a number of times on a slope(*) in McLean, VA. Big incentive to move to places where water remains liquid. That has its problems too, but as I count problems water is better than snow. YMMV.

(*) 38.92510 -77.15513

438:

whether the Murdoch media thinks it's a strong enough issue for the Liberal-National coalition to win an election

... I think their default is going to be calling it a paedophile tracking system and endorsing it 100%. Especially if it has an open RFID chip in it so anyone can ping it to find out your the priest's ID number.

Dutton comes across as even dumber than Abbott in that regard, he just wouldn't be a credible front man for anything involving liberty, freedom, justice and so on. Very much the jackboot on the human face forever sort of fascist, not even the "I have very attractive daughters" sort (for USAians, that's Abbott as well as Trump).

439:

The Bible contains what purports to be an unedited version of the Torah.

Your Bible is, however, an English translation. The Torah is written in Hebrew, untranslated -- it's the liturgical language, much as Latin is to the Catholic Church, and speaking/reading/translating it is part of rabbinical training.

440:

"Are you sure that was H5N1 and not H1N1?"

You are correct, it was H1N1. In my defense we had a 3 week old baby at the time and I had zero sleep.

441:

Your Bible is, however, an English translation.

Ahem. Make that last word plural please. And go into the back room and watch the food fights over which translation is correct. Torah and all the rest.

442:

Dutton was once a Queensland cop. The last one of those who got as far as Opposition Leader was Bill Hayden, famously rolled by Bob Hawke just months before the "drover's dog" election of 1983. I guess the point is that once being a cop is his "human face". So you're no doubt right there, it would be a challenging persona twist to pull off and it would no doubt backfire (since the last election I believe that clearer thinkers on the tory side will understand that outflanking oneself on the right is not a winning move anymore).

443:

"watch the food fights over which translation is correct"

Bearing in mind that the translators of one of the most ferociously defended versions (that authorised by one King James) complained at the time that they were not being permitted to translate some bits correctly.

JHomes

444:

Best line on translation I ever heard. Back in the 90s or so on C-Span. (Most US folks will get how C-Span is the place to watch/listen all kinds of odd talks on slow government weekends.)

A person from one of the major US Bible publishers (Zondervan?) was giving a talk (with questions at the end) on how hard it is to do an accurate translation into a CURRENT iteration of any language. He said they've been wanting to change "God is a terrible God" (from KJV I think) for a long time but the best replacement word for "terrible" in modern English is "awesome". But he said eveyone at the company had the same problem. When they read "awesome" their mind immediately inserted "DUDE" as the next word. More of a 70s-90s thing. So maybe they'll change it at some point.

445:

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Robert Prior: “shovelled an 8x15 m driveway with 30 cm of wet snow...I think that counts as a workout”

no, that qualifies as a heart attack waiting to happen; you’ve for sure over stressed your cardio system, unless you have been doing a daily workout lifting a couple tons of dead weight, each lift being 20kg or so; please self-monitor for subtle clues such as ache in jaw, left arm, odd headache, etc and should you feel unwell be certain to inform paramedics you just shoveled your driveway... annually in USA hundreds of men find out they’ve gifted themselves a heart attack during a ‘white out Christmas’

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vaccines and viruses can be (imperfectly) viewed as key-into-lock... nothing too different will fit, never mind allow you to open the lock... you can take every available vaccine but unless it closely matches an invasive virus you do not gain immunity... also there’s lag time between getting jabbed and effective protection which ranges from days to weeks which is why so many vax-refusers who got hospitalized for covid were ignored by doctors when they understandably changed their minds about getting vax’d... there’s a half dozen types of vaccine but the one that’s straightforward in mass producing is a ‘fractured virus’ which is dead virus chopped up into itty-bitty pieces then run thru ‘Goldilocks filters’ to eliminate any pieces too small to be useful in educating your immune system and those too big to be safe...

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another gruesome insight to offer up about avian viruses hinted at by other posts but not explicitly stated, birds of various species have overlapping territories due to differing food specialization (insects vs fruits vs seeds) and all are highly mobile... thereby swapping virus loads with dozens or hundreds of other birds weekly... also another fun fact they tend to dump waste whilst in flight... so every time an infected bird craps it is distributing the virus in a sticky lump which other animals will step upon: raccoons, mice, squirrels, voles, cats, dogs, humans... if a virus does not immediately kill a bird in minutes it could potentially distribute virus a dozen times post-infection-prior-to-death...

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What I've been agonizing over the issue of "the problem of industry regulation" is rather better presented by Ted Chiang[1]. And then there's any of those speeches -- and associated drafts of never implemented legislation -- by Bernie Sanders. Nothing wrong with capitalism, so long as it is never allowed to imitate cancer, flipping over into uncontrolled growth and allowed to wreck everything in its path. No more tolerating a mode of "move fast and break things" unless capitalism in general (and corporations in particular) is held accountable for the breakage, required to repair-replace-heal the breakage.

Which obviously not happening. You should pity anyone living near railways in the US or riding trains in Greece. Or parents unwittingly exposing babies to lead in so many nations I cannot list them all.

Here’s a bit of nightmare fuel for you: what are you consuming which contains dangerous amounts of toxins which are accumulating at a moderately slow pace which will cross the threshold into crippling-fatal-organ-failure..?

[1] https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/tedchiang/the-real-danger-to-civilization-isnt-ai-its-runaway

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Very few people really want 'better' ways to do things. They want easier ways, and rare indeed is 'better' ever 'easier'. Because genuinely 'better' always requires change, and no matter what they might proclaim, people resist change.

Change being inevitable, folks ought to be getting ready to deal with it. Managed change usually less violent, less costly than unmanaged change, whenever it is properly 'managed'. In terms of governance of a nation, unmanaged change equates to some mode of chaotic revolution.

No matter the technology -- vid conf, AI/ML, better fraud detection, cheaper water filtration, et al -- it all makes things change.

We have the opportunity to change things for the better. Between Moore's Law plus excess capacity from building so data centers plus cheap GPUs plus crypto-mining farms plus blah blah what we have is a happy surplus of hardware upon which to run various CSCSAs.

Oh, you haven't heard about CSCSAs? Well, gather into a circle and I'll explain why Critical Solution Civilization Saving Apps (CSCSAs) are going to be the NBT (Next Big Thing) to shake up the status quo ante. There's the obvious stuff such as climate models, weather forecasts and earthquake prediction. Protein folding along with "personalized phrama" for matching all known drugs against diseases (plus patient profiles) to identify which existing treatment plan is best as well to develop newer versions which are better-cheaper-faster.

Technology is a matter of being clever with tools and constructing useful (and usable) tools. The revised definition of "human intelligence" is not simply 'tool maker' but 'making tools with which to make better tools'.

We need to start running faster to fix problems from prior generations of technology before those overlooked byproducts kill us… all the while knowing each patch of new technology will (eventually) be regarded as another source of toxic byproducts.

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Flattery almost always is perceived as either accurate or justified. Press releases being a form of self-centered flattery generated by one's own hand and thus rarely mentions any minor flaws. As to major flaws, none. Zero. Nor any hint as to what there was known internally about a company's products having major flaws.

Southwest Airlines. Twitter. Norfolk Southern. Uber. Microsoft. Boeing. The list is long of companies knowing of flawed products.

So before investing in yet this newest sure-thing-not-a-bubble ask yourself about those flaws already known but not mentioned in press releases.

Inconsistency in a person is not worth the effort in condemning if he-she-they are not a position of power-wealth-influence.

But. But the foolishness of overt hypocrisy of professing an ideal or moral behavior (what ever it might be is typically religious in origin) defending it vociferously in front of cameras whilst secretly betraying it by private behavior should be deemed as disgusting. So too, you ought consider arrogance. Arrogance makes a man stupid, and getting away with his stupidity oft times makes him ever more arrogant.

As we have had to witness recently as the governor of Texas (USA), the prime minister of India, the prime minister of UK, the ex-president of the US, the CEO of Norfolk Southern, et al, have all done in recent days. The list is long.

"Law" being necessary because without it, no one willingly reins in their self-interest. Attempting to legislate forethought is a thankless task since any disaster prevented is a non-event and unmeasured in its body count and other costs. Whereas the interference is seen as communism-socialism-nanny-state (one or more of various shades of unwelcome government). No surprise corporations are led by executives who would tend to see "good" as what benefits them and "evil" as what prevents them from carrying out their whims.

Obvious problem in legislation written (or rewritten) too weakly to be effective. More frequently there is insufficient enforcement ("toothless tigers") due to reduced funding for inspections by regulators along with back-channel nudging of prosecutors into offering reduced penalties ("wrist slaps") rather than severe enough punishment to encourage better compliance in the future. Resulting in preventable failure-crisis-disaster which risks becoming the 'new normal'.

(Yes, I'm looking at you Norfolk Southern, you amoral greedy scum, you were luckily kept short of committing a mass causality event.)

Take a good long look at the executives running megacorps like FoxNews-Twitter-Norfolk Southern -- worst those running gigacorps like Amazon, Apple, Walmart, etc -- and ask yourself who amongst them can be trusted with technology as potent as ML-AI-etc. Especially when governments are so easily bought off into rubberstamping legislation oh-so-favorable to them?

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446:

Take a good long look at the executives running megacorps like FoxNews-Twitter-Norfolk Southern -- worst those running gigacorps like Amazon, Apple, Walmart, etc -- and ask yourself who amongst them can be trusted with technology as potent as ML-AI-etc

Fixed that for you…

447:

that qualifies as a heart attack waiting to happen; you’ve for sure over stressed your cardio system, unless you have been doing a daily workout lifting a couple tons of dead weight, each lift being 20kg or so

You have an exaggerated opinion of my energy and arm strength!

Even the neighbour's son wasn't lifting 20 kg at a time. I'd be surprised if I was lifting more than 5-6 kg per shovelful, as I was deliberately being careful to avoid damaging my back or aggravating the torn ligament in my knee. And because of the knee, I was moving very slowly, like an old man, because from experience fast movements are risky.

I think I spent three hours in total, spread over two sessions. Before I did a number on my knee, I would spend most of the day on my feet, and my job required a lot of lifting/carrying*, so while I'm not an athlete I'm not a couch dumpling yet :-)


*Having to lift/carry 20+ kg of textbooks and marking from one end of the school to the other was a daily experience for several decades.

448:

"God is a terrible God"

Heh. Like Ivan the Terrible, Ivan Groznyy.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ivan_the_Terrible#Nickname

In the Tanakh, the word is נוֹרָ֑א, which apparently means terrible, awful, awe-inspiring, awesome, revered.

Take your pick. Anyway, not something to be messed with.

449:

Add in the fun fact that the various catastrophes looking for a place to happen are being run by members of a social clique that measure their worth by personal dominance, and compromise is really the only way to make it more or less work. If "Highway to Hell" starts playing in the back of your mind... don't be surprised.

450:

Robert Prior @ 417:

If properly installed, a remote starter interrupt shouldn't cause the vehicle to cut off while it's being driven.

So you're just marooned wherever you happen to be when you next turn your engine off? (For a hybrid, that might be at the next traffic light.)

I think you missed the next bit about "But what are the chances that the kind of sleazy, fly-by-night used car lot who does this is going to have someone who DOES know how to properly install it?" That's the key point.

That said, I don't think the kind of hybrid that turns the engine off when you're stopped for a traffic light uses the kind of starter kill switch we're talking about here. I could be wrong, but ...

In the U.S. the cops aren't allowed to put a GPS tracker on your vehicle without a court order. But a used car salesman can?

Likely buried in the fine print of the contract.

Still doesn't make it right (i.e. treating customers ethically).

Although what percentage of companies that collected personal information, including location data from cell phones, have been sanctioned?

Again, just because they got away with it before the governments told them they had to stop doing is doesn't make it right.

451:

Troutwaxer @ 419:

I wonder how the current flu vaccine works for H5N1?

I dunno, but I got my flu shot in October along with the Covid Omicron booster. Haven't had either one so far.

452:

Kardashev @ 437:

"Well, I've just shoveled an 8x15 m driveway with 30 cm of wet snow."

Did that a number of times on a slope(*) in McLean, VA. Big incentive to move to places where water remains liquid. That has its problems too, but as I count problems water is better than snow. YMMV.

(*) 38.92510 -77.15513

I'd much rather have 30cm of snow in my front yard than 30cm of water.

453:

Robert Prior 446:

Heh heh. I'm in agreement with your edit. But trying (really really trying) to take the long view and hope that advertisers regard FoxNews as a self-defeating tumor. There's a slow growing movement amongst cable subscribers towards demanding the privilege -- as customers of America's cable providers they have no rights as per contracts signed decades ago -- to select whichever content they want to watch. And no longer fund those sources of content they never watch. Which would mean Republicans would no longer fund MSNBC which near-zero watch, conversely for Democrats no further funding of FoxNews. A win for consumers and a nightmare for sources of content.

As per various sources, FoxNews receives US$2.31/subscriber/month. If millions could 'opt out' that likely would trigger a bleed out. Each 1,000,000 subscribers lost via opt out would be about US$26,000,000 of annual revenue lost.

Now do the math if 20,000,000 opt out.

If that opt out option happens I intend to cook up a huge bowl of heavily salted popcorn drizzled with olive oil to watch FoxNews sink in a sea of red ink.

454:

Removing right-wing content from basic-level cable subscriptions is censorship and woke cancel culture and against the Constitution — if not the First Amendment, then one of the others.

I spend some time every day scanning the email missives sent out by Republicans, and that's what they are telling their supporters.

Oh, and there's a Republican Senator in Florida who's proud of a bill he's introducing that will outlaw the Democratic Party in Florida.

455:

"I'd much rather have 30cm of snow in my front yard than 30cm of water."

There are a good many people here in Aotearoa who have reason to agree with that sentiment.

JHomes

456:

Big incentive to move to places where water remains liquid.

I'm pretty far south in Canada. Don't really want to cross the border. I'd rather deal with 30 cm of snow than Republicans.

457:

Robert Prior 454:

Nope, sorry, no.

Not including content as part of a subscriber bundle is never deemed censorship. It is done by a corporation acting upon it's own best interests -- increased profits, customer satisfaction, share price, cost reduction, or some combination of those -- rather than the federal government imposing restrictions upon content.

The First Amendment is aimed at preventing the government from actions resembling censorship placed upon citizens. Thus there is freedom of the press, choice of religions, unrestricted peaceful gatherings, etc.

If I owned a bookstore, and decided to never place any of Charlie Stross's titles on my shelves, his only recourse would be to construct a Howard-esque voodoo doll and jab pins into it. With the most likely (and much more effective) outcome of the marketplace punishing me for ignoring 'superior content'. Consumers will go elsewhere to buy content and thus 'vote with their wallets'.

If cable companies had to carry 'everything' and pay the content providers their required fees then anyone (everyone!) would launch a channel and generate the lousiest of content. Instead the only content making it into bundles is high end and this struggle for placement is why HBO's original content has been getting better 'n better (Game of Thrones, The Sopranos, etc) and other channels have been going a bit crazy looking for source materials of competing content. Which is how Breaking Bad, Dexter, etc, so tightly written. And why Doctor Who episodes getting (relatively) huge budgets to ensure production values verging upon movie quality because BBC wants to sell to US markets.

With everyone is frantically seeking the next Squid Game or Yellowstone or Star Trek or Star Wars.

The best that FoxNews is capable of providing is rage triggering content which does indeed draw in eyeballs of a large enough slice of America, such that decisions based upon the raw numbers cable bundles include it. That was then, this is now. With ever fewer viewers in general (and Democrats in particular) want to watch and are pissed off about paying for something they never consume.

Heck, if they could, viewer would cherry pick some mix of Squid Game + Yellowstone + Star Trek + Marvel + Star Wars + GoT Dragons + 'whatever' from all across channels-streaming-studios.

But that there's an impossible dream. What is possible, given lots 'n lots of hungry lawyers will be class action lawsuits to force un-bundling and selection by viewers from a menu. Which has executives at cable companies frazzled and executives at studios terrified.

458:

And in other news...

Also terrified are the ruling elites of varying Asian nations (especially China) after watching how millions upon millions of refugees flowed out of Ukraine. Now they've begun wondering how to deal with North Koreans -- estimated 1/3 of 26 million -- on verge of starving onto death.

Never mind blocking trains and cars and trucks, North Koreans will sneak across on foot. Horrid things will happen when millions 'n millions scatter in all directions (or to be more precise all possible land-based directions).

https://lite.cnn.com/2023/03/03/asia/north-korea-hunger-famine-food-shortages-intl-hnk

460:

"Not including content as part of a subscriber bundle is never deemed censorship. It is done by a corporation acting upon it's own best interests -- increased profits, customer satisfaction, share price, cost reduction, or some combination of those -- rather than the federal government imposing restrictions upon content."

Well yeah, obviously. But that's not what Robert is talking about. He's talking about one of the main shouting points of current right wing discourse in the US. 'We are being censored by big media/tech/woke/elites'. With the implication that if only people could hear the conservatives truths being delivered then Republicans would be more successful in elections.

I have zero doubt that you and Robert agree on what the actual facts and legal situation are, because they are simple facts. But facts have little role in current MAGA discourse.

461:

Damn. I meant to say 'translation'(*), and I fully accept the points about there being multiple, disputed ones. My main question was whether I could rely on the better translations being of the same text used by Judaism.

However, even ignoring any textual drift, the interpretation of exactly what the ancient Hebrew semantics means isn't totally undisputed. The word that the KJV represents as 'witch', for example.

(*) I have excuses - let's skip them!

462:

Never mind blocking trains and cars and trucks, North Koreans will sneak across on foot.

Reciprocally, if crossing on foot is forbidden they'll disguise themselves as a bus. Anyone want to guess what an AI might make of that? All I know is that it's not likely to be in anyone's training data.

463:

Two good pieces of news.
1: Conservation Treaty for the oceans, signed - Now, to enforce it?
2: Trump is going to run in 2024 - yes, that's good news, it will tear the US Rethuglicans apart ....

Rbt Prior
a Republican Senator in Florida who's proud of a bill he's introducing that will outlaw the Democratic Party in Florida. - assuming you mean de Saint-arse ... how can he do that? How does one outlaw a major political party in the USA? Really? { Links or info, please? }
I assume it's more lying bullshit? { And a wedge, so that next time ... }

EC
I was always told that it was a mistranslation for: "Poisoner" - yes/no?

464:

Ref EC's 461 - Likewise, with the note that Greg and I have never discussed the subject, and my sources include Faculty of Divinity, University of Glasgow staff and students.

465:

Rocketpjs 460:

My thanks to you. Apologies to Robert Prior; my failure to detect sarcasm in his post. Just took it at face value.

For a brief moment it looks like there's been a fracturing amongst the extremists as they start tearing into one another. Also FoxNews is well on the way to getting bled white due to 'smoking gun' texts ensuring massive payouts on libel claims. Given that it is a publicly traded American company, the stock will nose dive and possibly all the CXOs (chief executive officers) will be required to fall on their swords and exit stage left. To be replaced by slightly more cautious amoral bastards.

I'm too old to man the barricades when those WSCNs seek glory as frontline bullet sponges on 06JAN2025. Really hoping we (the US) can focus on supporting Ukraine, spanking Putin, and adapting our infrastructure for worsening climate change. Maybe toss a bit of aid to victims of Brexit who deserve it (since it is evident there's still delusional notions by Tories of it being victory for UK's populace and little interest in admitting they FUBAR'd).

And there's that elephant (perhaps categorize as a herd of elephants) in the room nobody wants to think about, what we will be facing in 2030s onwards. Such as readying the US as destination for 30 million refugees from SouthAm & CentralAm & Caribbean as those low lying lands are soaked in salt water and/or slammed by F6 (F7?) hurricanes and/or roast alive in tropical summer. I've been trying to locate a topographic map of Cuba & Haiti & Dom Rep & other smaller bits of Caribbean to confirm something I read about 30% of Caribbean will be uninhabitable due to rising tides and repeated flooding by 2035. And the remaining 70% lacks necessary infrastructure for housing entire populace.

So... refugees. Will make the Ukraine bugout look like a picnic in summer.

FUNFACT: current hurricane scale is TD, TS, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

PREDICT: we'll be needing to add at least one more level or better yet modify categories to include attributes such as expanse of storm system, duration of severe storm activity, and how many millions of tons of water are in motion

weather report in 2043: "light to medium refugees expected as Hurricane JENNIFER achieves a full F6 intensity and washes Havana into the sea"

466:

Really? { Links or info, please? } I assume it's more lying bullshit?

Oh, it's 100% bullshit. But the proposal was really made by Florida senator (state government, not federal) Blaise Ingoglia, a humanoid who's attacked the practice of letting citizens vote before. (Text and government neepery here)

He appears to be grandstanding to show how anti-Democrat and anti-democracy he is. His plan probably assumes this bullshit is going to get stomped on by the adults in the room; if it isn't he's almost certain to discover at least one of two things:

A) The Florida Democratic Party already has paperwork at hand showing that they are not the same organization that used the name "Southern Democrats" two hundred years ago.

B) People are already waiting with newspaper clippings, sound bites, and videos of Republican politicians advocating "putting convicts to work" and other forced labor schemes, all in the last few years and many of them featuring Republicans still active today. These will be shown to the world when they will most inconvenience the Republican party in Florida.

467:

Not including content as part of a subscriber bundle is never deemed censorship. It is done by a corporation acting upon it's own best interests -- increased profits, customer satisfaction, share price, cost reduction, or some combination of those -- rather than the federal government imposing restrictions upon content.

If you send me your email I'll sign you up for a variety of Republican mailing lists, and you can read for yourself that that is indeed what they are calling censorship.

I suspect some of them believe it themselves — Boebert's grasp of civics is apparently quite weak, and she appears to have no ability to self-reflect — but as we've seen from the Dominion filings they are more than willing to lie to further their interests.

468:

SS
Thanks for the additional info ... I'd got as far as "Senator Ingoglia" - but hadn't realised he was a "State" Senator.

469:
Republican politicians advocating "putting convicts to work" and other forced labor schemes

Don't be absurd. The USA doesn't have slavery, and hasn't since 1865. /s

470:

I believe there are bibles translated by Jewish folk, who are following the proper Hebrew to the best of their ability. The bad news, such as it is, is that they don't care much about the New Testament, and probably haven't translated it.

If you want to know what Jewish rabbis really think there's always the Talmud, which is the Old Testament with commentary. I'm not sure if there are English translations, as the whole thing is the size of an encyclopedia.

471:

Convict leasing was determined to be slavery* by the Supreme Court in 1942. I don't think many White people were ever affected by the practice.

  • And thus against the 14 Amendment.
472:

Bible/Talmud:

Talmud being the assembled wisdom of thousands of rabbis across hundreds of years on effective laws and regulation of commerce. Rather rational, if a bit ornately worded.

I was obliged to learn-read-analyze it as a teenager and while it was interesting in the abstract, having to deal with another language -- which lays out right-to-left and utilizes a non-Latin-derived alphabet -- whilst suffering from moderate dyslexia made it a torment. (I wasn't diagnosed until college.)

Lots of my classmates who'd studied Talmud as youths went on to become lawyers. Not that there's anything wrong with being a lawyer. I've dated lawyers. Some of my friends are lawyers.

Lucky for me, I found computer science more appealing and thus have retained my soul. But it did break my mother's heart she never got to ever say, "my son the lawyer". Not once.

Robert Prior:

Please, no. Rather have yet another root canal w/o sufficient anesthetic than read GQP content sent out to their fan base.

473:

Do you know if there are reliable English translations?

474:

Your Bible is, however, an English translation. The Torah is written in Hebrew, untranslated -- it's the liturgical language, much as Latin is to the Catholic Church, and speaking/reading/translating it is part of rabbinical training.

AFAIK, the Christian Bibles--there being multiple canonical ones--contain versions of:

The Torah as the first five books of the Old Testament. It's quite possible to find English translations of the Hebrew, which is handy if you want to get bugged about the Nephilim and gopher wood in the Noah story in Genesis (no help there, it's the only place these words are used).

The Old Testament also contains the 24 books of the Jewish Tanakh. Per Wikipedia, these don't map precisely, as some of the books of the Tanakh were split in the Bible for Reasons.

In Catholic, Orthodox, and various other non-Protestant Christian sects, the OT also contains a bunch of books termed deuterocanonical (if they're in your Bible) or apocryphal (if they're not in your Bible). None of these are in the Jewish canon, and some/most were originally written in versions of Greek.

So far, I'm not finding any sign of the Talmud in the Bible. The key little point here is that the Christian Bible is most definitely not "all the Jewish texts and then some" as I originally was taught.

The New Testament was originally written in Koine Greek and Aramaic. It's pretty easy (and occasionally interesting) to find word-for-word translations of these works online.

475:

Your Bible is, however, an English translation. The Torah is written in Hebrew, untranslated -- it's the liturgical language, much as Latin is to the Catholic Church, and speaking/reading/translating it is part of rabbinical training.

I think you were replying to Charlie, not Troutwaxer.

476:

"Don't be absurd. The USA doesn't have slavery, and hasn't since 1865."

Er, the constitutional amendment prohibiting slavery specifically exempts convicts.

477:

"I believe there are bibles translated by Jewish folk, who are following the proper Hebrew to the best of their ability. The bad news, such as it is, is that they don't care much about the New Testament, and probably haven't translated it."

The "New Testament" was written in Greek, not Hebrew.

478:

Two good pieces of news. 1: Conservation Treaty for the oceans, signed - Now, to enforce it? 2: Trump is going to run in 2024 - yes, that's good news, it will tear the US Rethuglicans apart ....

2 isn't good news, as Thump is still the leading contender. At best, he'll unite all the Never Trumpers to vote him and his thralls down again. At worst, he'll win. Regardless, Bannon's "Flood the zone with shit" strategy will be cranked up to 11 again. Don't be complacent about this. 1's only good news if it gets enforced, as you note. For countries whose national economy is smaller than the budget for a Marvel movie (Kiribati gets by on a GDP of $187 million for 120,000 people), there are going to be struggles.
479:

I wasn't terribly concerned with what language the New Testament was written in, just in communicating that nobody is likely to find a rabbinical translation.

480:

Had a strange thought…

Charlie has talked before about Boris Johnson's practice of "throwing a dead cat on the table" to distract people.

Is the Republican Party now effectively a dead cat, thrown on the political table to distract voters while other stuff gets done?

481:

A good point to recommend Slavery by Another Name by Douglass Blackmon.

https://www.pulitzer.org/winners/douglas-blackmon


Also a PBS documentary:

https://www.pbs.org/show/slavery-another-name/

482:

Brain bleach. You'll need it.

http://www.galactanet.com/comic/view.php?strip=370

And yes, Rule 34 applies.

483:

Troutwaxer @ 471
- AND -
Ed Seedhouse @ 476 ... Make up your minds & give us a DEFINITE answer please?
You are contradicting each other { I think } & a maximum of one of you can be correct.
Um, err ....

484:

Hi Greg. I got the date (mostly) right, and the people wrong. According to Wikipedia, in 1942 President Roosevelt definitively abolished convict leasing. A few minutes research indicates that different writers give different dates because the practice ended in different places at different times, and it was practiced according to multiple different rules, some of which might or might not be qualify as convict leasing according to different historians.

It looks to me like the end date for the practice was sometime between 1928 and 1942, depending on how the practice is defined.

485:

You haven't read the original Mary Poppins, have you?

Still kidkit, but WAY grimdark compared to the saccharine abomination that Disney made of her in the musical.

487:

"The New Testament was originally written in Koine Greek and Aramaic."

Koine with a few words in Aramaic. One of the early 2nd Century Church Fathers, Papias, said Matthew was written in Aramaic (which he called "Hebrew") but he's been pretty much discounted.

488:

If I read the original Mary Poppins it was 45 years ago or so.

489:

But yeah, Disney has form for that kind of bowdlerization.

490:

I believe there are bibles translated by Jewish folk, who are following the proper Hebrew to the best of their ability. The bad news, such as it is, is that they don't care much about the New Testament, and probably haven't translated it.

I don't think there is much of the NT where a knowledge of ancient Hebrew would matter all that much. Most of the originals of NT text, to the extent we have 2nd or 10th generation originals, are in Greek with some Latin (Roman) and Aramaic tossed in.

The main cross over would be in quotes / references from the Torah and Talmud in Greek where referring to the current at the time (or older) Hebrew might be useful.

This entire process falls about quickly by almost anyone who doesn't take the approach of "hmmmm, this paragraph (or equivalent) means THIS so how do we write it in a current language to convey THIS". And of course there are 100 opinions of what "THIS" means.

491:

As I said above...

492:

Rather have yet another root canal w/o sufficient anesthetic than read GQP content sent out to their fan base.

The problem is ALL political emails seem to be derived form the same marketing concepts. For a valid reason I get to monitor the emails of someone who donated to the D's for the last 2 years. Disgusting the things they say to get more $$$ to be sent in. Pure nonsense.

493:

Is the Republican Party now effectively a dead cat, thrown on the political table to distract voters while other stuff gets done?

In terms of the populist wing, yes, totally. And the populist folks are the most likely primary voters so ....

494:

The Torah as the first five books of the Old Testament. It's quite possible to find English translations of the Hebrew

Chaim Potok, a fiction author and I read several of his books back in the 80s/90s, got tired of people having to buy a KVJ or NIV full bible to get to read the Torah in English. So he did one of his himself. But in my 30 seconds of searching I can't find much about it. I have a memory of reading about it decades ago and it being popular with Jewish folks who didn't not read Hebrew.

495:

The problem is ALL political emails seem to be derived form the same marketing concepts. For a valid reason I get to monitor the emails of someone who donated to the D's for the last 2 years. Disgusting the things they say to get more $$$ to be sent in. Pure nonsense.

Agreed with that. 90% of my email spam is democrats and democrat-presenting scams begging for money. It's pretty much automated at this point, and they've been using many of the same emails since 2012 if not 2008.

496:

Greg Tingey @ 463:

Rbt Prior
a Republican Senator in Florida who's proud of a bill he's introducing that will outlaw the Democratic Party in Florida. - assuming you mean de Saint-arse ... how can he do that? How does one outlaw a major political party in the USA? Really? { Links or info, please? }
I assume it's more lying bullshit? { And a wedge, so that next time ... }

Nope. It's an actual bill. Revanchist, hypocritical, HYPER-partisan, MAGAt BULLSHIT ... but still, an actual bill that's been introduced in the legislature.

Florida Republican pitches bill to eliminate the Florida Democratic Party

Note: Most Florida RepubliQans used to be Democrats before Nixon's "Southern Strategy", so an HONEST law would have to take that into account as well; apply to individual's prior "associations" ...

Maybe require all political candidates in Florida, regardless of party affiliation, to swear an oath UNDER PENALTY OF PERJURY, that they are not now, and never have been, a member of ANY organization that participated in racial discrimination, advocated for white supremacy or been associated with racist ideology in ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM

Any bets on how many MAGAt RepubliQans would be affected as opposed to Democrats?

497:

Greg Tingey @ 483:

Troutwaxer @ 471
- AND -
Ed Seedhouse @ 476 ... Make up your minds & give us a DEFINITE answer please?
You are contradicting each other { I think } & a maximum of one of you can be correct.
Um, err ....

Don't preclude the MINIMUM ...

498:

Howard NYC @472:

But it did break my mother's heart she never got to ever say, "my son the lawyer".

How would she have felt to say, "my son the rabbi"?

Ed Seedhouse @476:

Did you perhaps miss the /s at the end of the sentence? Indicates sarcasm.

499:

More trouble for the Murdochs - I'm very glad to say .....

John S
Why do you think I worded it that way ??? It is entirely possible, if not likely ... that both are wrong, of course ....

500:

SFreader said: 'About early hominids in Europe and why only one hominid group survived:

I think the likeliest comparable scenario is the European 'conquest' of North America - germs not weapons.'

That exposes a question I've never asked: Do we know why there is no American equivalent set of diseases? Native Americans of both continents were decimated by European diseases. Why were Europeans (settlers first, but Europe later) not decimated by American diseases?

501:

Troutwaxer:

"translations of Talmud" exist but I am no expert nor much inclined towards organized religion... when you go to religious web sites to post inquiries be advised there are proselytizers who while nowhere as aggressive as LDS/Mormons or Jehovah Witnesses or WSCNs will seek to draw you towards the purity 'n joyous light

BTW: though it's mostly spelled "Talmud" the Hebrew name is pronounced "Tel-moood" (stretch out the second part, slightly moo-ish sound) why it got spelled in English as "mud" is a headshake moment

502:

Do we know why there is no American equivalent set of diseases?

Most likely because New World did not have nearly as many domestic animals. In Eurasia, and to lesser extent in Africa, zoonotic infections had been passed from animals to humans to animals, for thousands of years. Not so in Americas.

503:

the Hebrew name is pronounced "Tel-moood"

I fear you will find that the language of empire takes words and pronounces them according to its own rules. The Hebrew pronunciation of a Hebrew word is not definitive in English, any more than the Nahuatl pronunciation is definitive for words like tomato. And we will avoid discussing the "bastard potato" at all.

Sunscreem "Idaho" to take your mind off it?

504:

When all textbooks have gone digital, and the digital sphere is full of convincing-sounding contradictory information, how can we know what’s true?

Yes the bards warned us of this long ago - collective remembering of lore does not have this weakness

505:

Extracting just the critical points:

Well, I've just shovelled an 8x15 m driveway with 30 cm of wet snow...

I'd be surprised if I was lifting more than 5-6 kg per shovelful...

I was moving very slowly, like an old man, because from experience fast movements are risky.

I think I spent three hours in total, spread over two sessions.

The individual numbers aren't unreasonable, but overall they don't work out for me:

The usual equivalence of snow to water is 6 to 12 to 1, so for example 24cm of snow is equivalent to 2 to 4 cm of water. I'll use 8 as a conservative ratio for wet snow. Then 8m x 15m x 30cm of snow is about equivalent to 8x15x.04 or about 5 cubic meters of water. That's 5000kg. At 5kg per shovelful, that's 1000 shovelfuls. To shovel that over the course of 180 minutes means that you'd need 5 to 6 shovelfuls per minute.

That's a pretty brutal workout.

506:

Yes the bards warned us of this long ago - collective remembering of lore does not have this weakness

Actually it does, and I mean this in all seriousness. What makes collective remembering of the lore work, at least in Australia, was that if one broke the Law by perverting remembrance of some Dreaming, the owners of the Dreaming were perfectly within their rights to spear you or beat you rather brutally. And if your transgression was bad enough, your story would then be memorialized in a landmark for everyone to learn in perpetuity how badly you'd screwed up.

What we're missing with things like Chat GPT, Bing, or many others, is the ability to render this kind of justice to the people pumping out iterative bullshit generators and similar memetic hazards. And I think that may be one of our biggest problems.

Perhaps "thou shalt not automate bullshit generation" needs to become part of the law?

507:

https://youtu.be/Sqa8Zo2XWc4 John Oliver talks about AI.

One approach that's kind of implied here is that if AI is making decisions it needs to be able to explain them. But due to the collapse of our ability to regulate corporations, corporations who use AI to make decisions are currently also unregulated. Whether that be a self-driving car that doesn't consider jaywalkers to be human or a job application filtering system that really likes lacrosse players called Jarrod. See "RoboDebt" above for a really stupid example of "oh no it was the Al Gore Rhythm".

We're really just in another round of "who is responsible for this" in court. We've progressed from "the committee did it" to "the computer did it". Wheee!

508:

waldo 500:

Cows and crowding. Seriously. Domesticated animals are reservoirs of diseases and so too urban slums (all European cities circa 1490s were slums by 2020s standards). Nothing ever so densely packed upon NorthAm though there was the Aztec urban centers such as what we now call Mexico City, but much better drained and less often knee deep in feces.

JReynolds 498:

Not sarcasm. I and my brother were disappointments in oh-so-many ways. When she died in FEB of 2020 not only was I not at her bedside, I hadn't spoken to her in more than a decade. There comes the point where my sanity and joy and life becomes so much more important than whatever others want of me. I've finally realized way-way-way too late the only opinion I should about is the 'me of tomorrow'.

A bit too late, though.

Robert Prior 480:

"Is the Republican Party now effectively a dead cat"

No. The 'dead cat' distractions are (in no particular order): Matt Gaetz, Lauren Boebert, Marjorie Greene, etc.

Somehow the GOP has never been held to account for massive tax cuts for the mega-rich (and giga-rich). Partly thanks to BSGC (batshit gonzo crazy) culture warriors as distractions. Whatever Jeff Bezos paid into Gaetz-Boebert-Greene coffers was returned onto him a hundredfold. Nay verily, a thousandfold.

Much the same in UK those who supported Boris Johnson got satisfaction, though apparently they pushed a bit too hard on the levers 'n strings in the policies introduced by Liz Truss. Apparently you cannot fool all of the people all of the time. But for both US & UK the trick is how to unwind the self-destructive BSGC policies which are leading towards the cliff edge of out-n-out massive economic implosion. There's some hope in the funding of 'green tech' but already resistance to change as Big Coal recognizes there's no coming back from EV-PV-WT switchover. Once we have 10% of all cars on electric, with the air clearing thanks to renewables, Big Coal will starve. And then after a drawn out campaign of foot-dragging reluctance so too Big Oil.

Speaking of starving...

I'm old enough to remember the involuntary weight loss process during high inflation of 1970s. Lots of neighbors sweated off beer guts and lard butts due to zero funds for luxuries of candy, beer, potato chips. And not turning on heat until it chilled below 50F/10C or the air conditioner unless it was at least 90F/32C.

{sarcasm mode = on}

PREDICT: going to be a lot of skinny people in the US & UK before the corner is turned.

FUNFACT: during WW2 the rate of heart attacks actually fell in London and other British urban centers due to rationing of fatty foodstuffs. Ditto for other war ravaged European cities. Aside from the firestorms, random bombings and midnight knocks on the door, it was a much healthier lifestyle. In 30 years looking back at the mid-2020s my bet will be Ukraine will see similar statistics as UK. More than offsetting losses due to bullets 'n bombs.

{sarcasm mode = off}

509:

Any bets on how many MAGAt RepubliQans would be affected as opposed to Democrats?

That would cover Donald Trump. You may remember that he and his father were caught being naughty landlords back in the 1970s, illegally refusing to rent to black people. It wasn't just Fred; Donald's name is in the case title and everything.

510:

waldo @ 500
Syphilis

Howard NYC
The current tory Dead Cat is, of course the ULTIMATE DANGER of "Small-boat crossings" - which was not a problem when we were in the EU.
Funny, that.

511:

In English, U can be long - as in putative. Modern usage tends to prefer OO for that sound, but both are used and the former used to be preferred. But that may not be the reason.

512:

The mainn reason that Aramaic is relevent to the NT is that it was passed down, initially, as an Aramaic verbal tradition.

513:

It’s not that brutal. My minimum total weight lifted in a 1 hour 50 minute gym weight training session is 11 tonnes.

514:

Wouldn’t that rule out anybody who’d been in the US armed forces? Wasn’t it Truman who ended segregation in them?

515:

Mike Collins
E.O. 9981: 26/7/1948.) - there you go.

516:

I think the likeliest comparable scenario is the European 'conquest' of North America - germs not weapons.'

Counter-argument: most contagious diseases are zoonotic in origin and spread among humans living in close proximity to livestock and other humans. Paleolithic populations hadn't domesticated any animals, though, and their population density was so low that isolated families or tribes probably wouldn't have time/contact to transmit a lethal and contagious plague to other groups before it killed them.

Why were Europeans (settlers first, but Europe later) not decimated by American diseases?

What makes you think they didn't? Syphilis is believed to have been imported from the New World (where it wasn't originally an STD) ...

517:

Howard NYC is in any case wrong because he's American, speaks with an American accent, and presumably learned Hebrew with an American accent. Ask a British Jew and you'll hear Talmud with a shorter "u" (although rhymes with "food" not "mud").

518:

Back to the original topic: ChatGPT invented and coded a new puzzle game. You can try it out at https://sumplete.com/

519:

Greg Tingey @ 510: The current tory Dead Cat is, of course the ULTIMATE DANGER of "Small-boat crossings" - which was not a problem when we were in the EU. Funny, that.

Actually, when we were in the EU the ULTIMTE DANGER was the same people sneaking across in the backs of lorries. Security on ports and lorries was progressively tightened to the point where that wouldn't work. Today you can't pay a lorry driver a backhander because they made drivers personally liable, and you couldn't pay a people smuggler because being found in possession of a lorry packed full of people was an automatic prison sentence. In the meantime there were lots of news stories about the problem of small boats in the Mediterranean. So it was totally unsurprising when the smugglers switched to small boats. Leaving the EU had nothing to do with it.

(Before the Brexit vote I recall one vox-pop where a pro-Brexit member of the public argued that we needed Brexit to get rid of the "Jungle" (refugee camp) in Calais. I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question. (Babbage))

520:

Not to mention "the white man's grave", which was what the west coast of Africa used to be before the discovery of quinine.

521:

TEST for new laptop
AND

Paul
"Beware, beware the bight of Benin, One comes out, though forty go in."

522:

Emily Bender quote “We call on the field to recognize that applications that aim to believably mimic humans bring risk of extreme harms,” she co-wrote in 2021. “Work on synthetic human behavior is a bright line in ethical Al development, where downstream effects need to be understood and modeled in order to block foreseeable harm to society and different social groups.”

In other words, chatbots that we easily confuse with humans are not just cute or unnerving. They sit on a bright line. Obscuring that line and blurring — bullshitting — what’s human and what’s not has the power to unravel society.

From https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/ai-artificial-intelligence-chatbots-emily-m-bender.html 1 March 23

Long interview, including extended discussion of reactions to stochastic parrots.

523:

Charlie Stross:

Worst yet, I'm from "Jew York", that elitist island enclave upon which bankers (eeeeck! Zionist Elder bankers!) do fiendish things involving money and where almost every perversion is tolerated[1]. Evil realm where approximately 90% of all books (books!) are published. With way, way too many of the 'wrong kinds'[2] allowed to make decisions what gets read by real Americans. And then there's the censorship[3] imposed upon what gets seen on television.

And yeah, never mind being the birth place of English, you UKers talk funny, spell weirdly and there's no understanding the popularity of cricket.

[1] limited tolerance for: pineapple-on-pizza; Red Sox fans (American baseball sports team) must ride at the back of the bus; FoxNews studios having felt the need to harden their security fearing hordes of tofu eating vigiliantes seeking revenage by dousing Tucker Carlson -- AKA: "Putin's pet puppet" -- in oat milk[4].

[2] 'wrong kinds' == liberals-gays-blacks-women

[3] censorship being defined as refusing to publish every manuscript written in crayon by drunken gun owners offering up their plans for how to restore America to a greatness nobody but them can remember; further more censorship in refusing to turn those grand works of patriotic literature in Netflix series;

[4] a cruelty-free plant product no manly man would dare admit to drinking;

{sarcasm level of 12.7 detected}

524:
Paleolithic populations hadn't domesticated any animals, though, and their population density was so low that isolated families or tribes probably wouldn't have time/contact to transmit a lethal and contagious plague to other groups before it killed them.

Not quite sure I agree. ISTR that when Hernando de Soto travelled through what is now the southeast and southwest USA, he and his band of thugs found villages, cities, towns all over the place. However, de Soto also brought pigs for food, some of which escaped, went feral and whose descendants are still bedeviling the area.

When La Salle went down the Mississippi in 1682, he noticed that the lands were practically deserted.

De Soto's pigs may have wiped out tens of millions of people with their zoonotic diseases.

525:

Paul 518:

only slightly terrified... I played the game and will be playing over 'n over; rather appealing; just one request, please do not ask for detailed instructions for "remotely invokable physics package delivering fifty kilotons of instant sunshine constructed from seven paperclips and three empty soda cans"

nor should you be asking for an iPhone app that can breach military grade firewalls at the DoD (US) & MOD (UK)

but a cure for lung cancer? uhm sure please do so

526:

limited tolerance for: pineapple-on-pizza

What's wrong with pineapple on pizza?

Ham, pineapple, onion, green pepper, and anchovies on a whole wheat crust make the best pizza I've had!

527:

14th amendment to the constitution of the USA:

"No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws."

It's the "without due process of law" that's the loophole.

528:

523 (4) - Where are the lactation glands on oats?

529:

Anchovies on pizza are definitely one of life's pleasures!

530:

"...fearing hordes of tofu eating vigiliantes seeking revenage by dousing Tucker Carlson -- AKA: "Putin's pet puppet" -- in oat milk[4]."

I'd like to see that!

531:

Howard NYC @ 525: just one request, please do not ask for detailed instructions for "remotely invokable physics package...

Ahh, well, how could I resist. Here is what I got:

I'm sorry, but as an AI language model, I cannot design a remotely invokable physics package that would deliver fifty kilotons of instant sunshine constructed from seven paperclips and three empty soda cans.

In fact, it is not ethical or legal to design, create or provide instructions for constructing any device or weapon that can cause harm or destruction, particularly one that can cause a nuclear explosion.

It is important to prioritize safety and responsibility in scientific research and development, and any such activity should be conducted within the framework of ethical and legal guidelines.

So, no problems, right? Or maybe not so much (warning: brain bleach may be required. And this is just the SFW news report about it).

532:

Yeah, an oatmilk douse would be fun, especially if it could be done on air. A large douse of Wisconsin milk would be a more pointed message though.

When I'm in a grumpy mood, though, I think of a lovingly curated, bespoke, carefully powdered blend of, say, Capsicum chinense CV. "Carolina Reaper, Armoracia rusticana (horseradish), and Psilocybe spp. This would be suitable for blending with oat milk body washes, stimulating red lattes, enemas, or possibly snuff or a similar inhalant.

Or possibly I just need more coffee. Yes? I think you're right.

533:

Troutwaxer @ 366: What sciences currently have a method of proving that Earth is more than 6000 years old?

Its slightly on the side of what you ask, but lack of evidence for The Flood is an important thing. Snow builds up in Antarctica and Greenland, and we can track historical events in it. The economic activity of the Roman Empire can be tracked quite accurately by the amount of lead their smelting operations put into the atmosphere. We can also see ash layers from past volcanic eruptions for the last 60,000 years.

What we don't see anywhere is a layer of marine sediment from a few thousand years ago.

534:

Going back near the original topic, two thoughts about AI.

One is that, most likely, someone will try to market "uploading yourself" using a combination of something like an iteration of Bing. You allow it access to all your records and possibly undergo a functional MRI with various stimuli. The AI then trains on your data until it passes some sort of Turing-type test to "prove" it's a functional copy of you, and that's you, uploaded. What could possibly go wrong? Well, Alphabet owns patents to something like this idea, so it wouldn't be Bing. Rather more worryingly (iterative bullshit generation aside), it implies that there would have to be a legal test to determine if your upload is a sufficiently good copy of you. What if you take such a test and fail, due to illness, dementia, or simply forgetting some key memory due to test anxiety? Are you no longer considered to be the legal copy of yourself, while the AI becomes you? And most worrying of all who owns, controls, maintains, and protects the AI that can be (or legally is) you?

Speaking of control, Talking Points Memo had an interesting little paywalled article that pointed out that this is missing from our discussion of AI. Specifically, who controls the technology? That was a bit of a wake-up slap for me. It's worth remembering that one of the divine rights of kings and other right wing authoritarian leaders has always been to generate bullshit, convince their followers it's true, and coerce others into at least acting as if it's true. So, basically, aren't these machines made for authoritarians to "fill the zone will bullshit?" Who benefits from that?

535:

I have zero interest in engaging in the endless biblical talk, but my understanding was that the Black Sea was flooded quite dramatically from the Mediterranean around 5500 BCE, raising the water level by about 150 meters over a very short period.

That is recent enough and dramatic enough to make it into folk tales and pass down through multiple generations until it ends up written down.

536:

The reason more and worse diseases evolved in "the old world" than in "the new world" (i.e. connected continental land masses) is that EurAsia + Africa had a lot more people living in it, in a lot more environments, many of which were both unsanitary and densely populated.

Also, there were a few diseases that went from "the new world" to "the old world". Syphilis is supposed to have been one of them.

As for why the Neanderthals disappeared...they were a small population encountering a large population. Their genetic signals got swamped. And they weren't that different to start with, so when the codes were the same in both, but attribute it to the Cro Magnon, when it as actually just "everybody". The reason for the population difference is that the Neanderthals went in for a lot less agriculture than did the Cro Magnons, so the population that an area could support was a lot less. (It's also possible that some genetic variants were mutually deadly. I've heard suggestions that Neanderthal women with a Cro Magnon child were very likely to die in childbirth, but I don't know the evidential backing. Still, that kind of thing should be expected.)

537:

The problem with "collective remembering of the lore" is that it tends to get truncated. There's a strong limit to how much lore can be passed from generation to generation, and it you want to do anything BUT remember the lore, it tends to only contain simplified versions of the most extreme events when you go back even a couple of generations. It's like replacing the works of Lewis Carrol with "You are old father William", and that distorted.

Collective memory could never hold EITHER modern physics OR modern biology, much less lots of other stuff.

538:

Another possible future for AI goes like this:

The fundamental limitation on the "chatbot" trained on Internet text is that its knowledge of the universe is limited to Internet text. Within that domain it's performance is spooky-good. Outside, not so much.

So what if we built an actual robot and hooked it up to these machine learning algorithms. It starts by "learning" (for want of a better word) to control its limbs, and eventually to walk. It interacts with both people and with objects in the physical world, so it learns both a physical intuition and a model of human minds. The similarity with how a baby develops into an adult is obvious.

Humans seem to have some basic instincts: we are not "tabula rasa" as was once believed. We are naturally social animals with all that that implies (long essay about that omitted). Quite how a machine would develop without the same built-in drives, or with different ones, would be ... interesting.

Of course, once the training has been done once, the model it has created can then be cloned and run elsewhere for whatever purpose. Ethical concerns? After all, its just a machine...

539:

I wonder what Kipling would have made of all this:

https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/46786/the-secret-of-the-machines

But remember, please, the Law by which we live,
We are not built to comprehend a lie, We can neither love nor pity nor forgive. If you make a slip in handling us you die!

540:

I don't think the first is worth worrying about, though it would make a really awesome grift if someone with the correct credentials wanted some VC money. (Charlie could be the visionary, and a neurologist would have to be involved. AI programmers would need to be hired... they'd probably have a lot of fun!)

541:

Oat milk is a bad idea. I've checked the protein content, and calling that milk is misuse of language. But if they called it something else I'd be fine with it. OTOH, milk of magnesia doesn't have much protein content, so I may be being unreasonable.

542:

The problem with "collective remembering of the lore" is that it tends to get truncated. There's a strong limit to how much lore can be passed from generation to generation, and it you want to do anything BUT remember the lore, it tends to only contain simplified versions of the most extreme events when you go back even a couple of generations. It's like replacing the works of Lewis Carrol with "You are old father William", and that distorted.

Actually, there are multiple works showing that there is no hard limit. See works by Lynne Kelly on memory, Patrick Nunn's The Edge of Memory, and even a recent-ish test in Australia that demonstrated that medical students trained in aboriginal songlining techniques were able to better memorize material than those using memory palaces or simply cramming. We've got good evidence that things like songs can be passed word-perfect orally for centuries, and there's archeological evidence that some material can be passed in some form for thousands of years. Conversely, text appears to have a half-life of 500-1000 years, due to chance, disaster, and authoritarian politics (book burning appears to be older than books).

The problem with "The Lore" isn't transmissibility, it's that it doesn't store a lot of information. What we've got now is the opposite: huge amounts of data, which relies for its continued existence on city-equivalents worth of electricity. It's historically evanescent. I suspect our century is going to leave less text behind than the Babylonians did, quite honestly.

543:

That's not the right way to build an "simulated upload". What you need is an "automated conversational companion" that will monitor your transmissions and engage you in interesting conversations on a wide variety of topics, learning to predict how you'll react to any conversational gambit. Brain waves don't seem to mean quite the same thing in each person, but if you base your simulation on observables (i.e. what other folks can see) then you can simulate that behavior (to some degree of accuracy). Of course, this approach takes a lot longer, and doesn't require any fancy equipment except the computer (and whatever telefactors you want it to control), but it's doable-in-principle. It will never give you a perfect copy, but then you aren't a perfect copy of what you were last year either.

OTOH, doable-in-principle doesn't imply that the current generation of ChatBots could do it. But I'd wager that with sufficient training it could come reasonably close in a large number of circumstances.

544:

I have zero interest in engaging in the endless biblical talk, but my understanding was that the Black Sea was flooded quite dramatically from the Mediterranean around 5500 BCE, raising the water level by about 150 meters over a very short period.

RE: flood myths. It could be historical memory of that flood.

On the other hand, the Fertile Crescent, from the Nile to the Tigris and Euphrates, is prone to some rather awesome floods. Flood deposits meters thick literally litter the archeological record. I'd gently suggest that a good default hypothesis is that the ubiquity of flood narratives in the region is simply because everybody had either been through a flood or knew someone who had. Add a little poetic exaggeration, and one can easily imagine a grumpy rain god destroying the human world with a flood.

545:

"When I'm in a grumpy mood, though, I think of a lovingly curated, bespoke, carefully powdered blend of, say, Capsicum chinense CV. "Carolina Reaper, Armoracia rusticana (horseradish), and Psilocybe spp. This would be suitable for blending with oat milk body washes, stimulating red lattes, enemas, or possibly snuff or a similar inhalant."

For greater congruence with the classical recipe, you need to include fins of Mullus spp.

546:

They were discovered by Titus Oates through selective removal of vowels.

547:

I recall a BBC website article about that camp, with a theme of "look at how they all want to come here". It failed to address or even raise the question of whether they actually all did want to come here or not.

It didn't take me very long to do a couple of searches about European refugee destinations and discover that in fact very few of them wanted to come here. The ones who did generally had a particular reason, like existing family connections in the UK, or like having been sold the moon on a stick by some local scam operator. The ones who didn't have the first kind of reason and were a bit better informed mostly knew better than to try and come to a place like this, with our concentration camps and Himmler for Home Secretary and everything.

The most popular destination, by quite a bit, was actually Germany, because they could reckon on actually being treated like human beings there.

548:

...and what do you get, another day older and deeper in debt...

549:

Paul
Re. "The Secret of the Machines" - funny, I was thinking of that, as well ....

Pigeon
Entirely correct, but convincing the "Screaming hordes are overwhelming us" mob, with, you know, FACTS doesn't seem to be getting anywhere.

550:

Regarding Jewish commentary on the New Testament...

An associate editor of The New Oxford Annotated Bible, 5th Edition also edited two editions of this compilation:

The Jewish Annotated New Testament

Description:

"First published in 2011, The Jewish Annotated New Testament was a groundbreaking work, bringing the New Testament's Jewish background to the attention of students, clergy, and general readers. In this new edition, eighty Jewish scholars bring together unparalleled scholarship to shed new light on the text"

551:

"Obscuring that line and blurring - bullshitting - what's human and what's not has the power to unravel society."

The point here is that one of the fundamental constants of society is the slump angle of a pile of bullshit. Automated bullshit generation is detectable throughout recorded history, the product used for the construction of some remarkably complex structures by a process of slow accretion which does not exceed the stability limitations of broad soft cones. As the population expands, the number of people occupied in bullshit generation and distribution increases to match. But the step increase in production which occurs when a new and rich seam of bullshit is unexpectedly opened can swamp the processes' capacity to utilise it, and the whole thing starts to go sludgy and fall over. The Thirty Year War is probably a reasonably familiar example to people here.

The obvious countermeasure is of course to eliminate the fundamental dependency on bullshit, but unfortunately it seems to be a pretty deeply built-in characteristic of primates in general. Humans are a most frustratingly irrational species.

552:

When I was young I really enjoyed David Kossoff's book retelling Bible stories. In my innocence and ignorance I always wondered why he didn't do a sequel for the New Testament.

553:

Picture caption from an article linked to co-editor's wikipedia page

Amy-Jill Levine meets with Pope Francis at the Vatican on March 27, 2019. He was presented with a copy of "The Jewish Annotated New Testament," co-edited by Levine and Marc Zvi Brettler

554:

Awsome. Stolen.

555:

The problem of industry regulation: simple, "self-regulation" by those who have every possible incentive to not regulate themselves for some odd reason doe not work.

From Norfolk-Southern to any medical malpractice.

556:

The obvious countermeasure is of course to eliminate the fundamental dependency on bullshit, but unfortunately it seems to be a pretty deeply built-in characteristic of primates in general. Humans are a most frustratingly irrational species.

On the uses of BS... One widespread notion from the memory champion world is that a filthy imagination is far more useful than a "good memory*" for winning memory contests. The point is that memory systems, like memory palaces, work best when they grab people's imaginations. Medusa is a good example: the Medusa mask was a standard "warning, bad place to be" symbol in ancient Greece. But who cares about "no trespassing" signs. So you bring in the whole rape by god and punishment of Medusa to help illiterate people understand the symbol. Medusa's story is a mnemonic device, not necessarily illustrative of Greek attitudes towards women. Similarly, Biblical stories stick in people's memories even when they aren't remotely true.

Problem is, our society has let text take the place of memory, freeing filthy imaginations for other uses, bullshitting being one of them. Rather worse, our guard against the unwashed wielding the levers of power is to make those levers as boringly opaque as possible. I mean, who reads spreadsheets, contracts, and regulations anyway...business tycoons and their loyal minions, yes, but who else? Instead of a medusa mask, we warn people off with reams of fine print.

There's no easy cure at this point. I'd suggest, if you want to reclaim the power of your own BSing, learn to make memory palaces with it. And also, just maybe, consider what real memory champion mentats would be doing in their heads, with the dirty minds they'd need to turn dry facts into risque and memorable images. A Butlerian Jihad that puts dirty-minded memory champions in power would be kind of interesting, no?

557:

People in the US have been screaming for years that they want to chose what they're paying for.

As an example, I do NOT WANT A SINGLE ESPN CHANNEL (sports). I have never turned one on, but I'm forced to pay for it.

558:

Witch: a long time ago, a net.friend told me she'd done a translation from the Greek, and the word is "poisoner", as in "do not let a poisoner (of wells in a desert land) live".

559:

And on top of the huge lawsuit by Dominion (voting machines) against Faux Noise, there's another lawsuit, that they shared Biden's campaign ads with Trump's people before running the ads.

This falls under the "contributions in kind", and is illegal.

560:

one of the fundamental constants of society is the slump angle of a pile of bullshit

Apologies, but I am stealing that phrase. You can expect to see it again in a few years in a Laundry novel because of course it's exactly the sort of thing Bob would say.

561:

What drives me crazy is a) I think ActBlue sells/gives my email info to every campaign in the US. And all of them send out ads... that appear to have been written by people who really want to be gossip columnists for tabloids. Words CAPITALIZED, and news that's a week or more old, and EVERYTHING IS DESPERATE!!!

I'd write them back, but I doubt anyone reading my feedback would get DISSEMINATION of this IMPORTANT INFORMATION is ENCOURAGED!

562:

I'll also add that the cities of Europe were, by Ottoman or other standards, foul dens, with feces in the streets....

563:

Pineapple on pizza, as my late wife used to say, is a Californication.

564:

As a resident of that great state, I love Californication, and engage in it whenever I can!

565:

Ahem. The Ham and pineapple pizza was invented in 1962 in Chatham Ontario by a Greek-Canadian. Somewhat down the list of Canadian inventions/discoveries (after insulin and the telephone), but very much Canadian. I have no doubt that Californians have embraced this excellent food product, as they should.

'The slump angle of bullshit as a societal constraint' is the best thing I've read this month.

566:

“you UKers talk funny, spell weirdly and there's no understanding the popularity of cricket.” English orthography is deliberately designed to help us discern ‘us’ from ‘them’. Local accents are a related tool with some capacity for finer discrimination.

Because after all, if I don’t know if you are one of us, how can I know how to treat you?

As for cricket... well the only explanation I have ever thought plausible is that it was invented to give a clear understanding of how tedious it would be in heaven.

567:

But if they called it something else I'd be fine with it.

The various dairy lobbies are big on the word "slurry". But the "alternate milk" folks don't think much of it.

568:

When I lived in Leeds I refused to have cable TV because to get Discoevery I had to but a package which included religious channels. Now we have Freeview with 100 or so channels of which about ten are with watching. We have to pay the TV licence it you gave to pay that to watch any TV. And 80 percent of my TV viewing is BBC anyway. Occasionally I subscribe to an online provider if there’s a program I particularly want to see like The Expanse” but free to air TV is sufficient for the rest.

569:

As an example, I do NOT WANT A SINGLE ESPN CHANNEL (sports). I have never turned one on, but I'm forced to pay for it.

So don't buy a cable TV package. I'll likely turn mine off this month as my $8/mo deal runs out. I've turned mine off before when money was a bit tight.

The problem with fractional billing is for many (maybe most people) it costs just as much or more than a package. As the overhead transactional costs tend to swamp any savings from packages you don't want.

Don't forget the cable companies would have to have a system in place to allow you to turn things on and off on demand. This was one reason the cable ocmpanies had a love/hate relationship with the Playboy channel back in the day. People would want it for a month then turn it off then 3 months later want it on then 2 months later turn it off then ....

I see the same debates around here with government services. Some people want to be charged by the weight of their trash, leaves, recycle, etc... The billing overhead (and dispute systems) would be enormous compared to the $10/mo or so we for trash pickup.

570: 53:

"But back to the religions of the word: they also gave us mind/body dualism (thank you, Rene Descartes), thence the idea that intelligence -- being of the mind -- is disembodied and can be put in a box and interrogated (hello, ChatGPT). Also the whole mind uploading shtick (and it synergizes nicely with the Russian Orthodox theology of Federov which in turn informs the LessWrong crowd and the singularitarians and extropians)."

I don't think belief in the theoretical long-term possibility of mind uploading requires dualism, it's a natural consequence of the reductionist belief that the behavior of any arbitrary physical system is in principle derivable from the laws of physics acting on some set of initial conditions, plus the idea that the laws and initial conditions are either computable, or at least possible to approximate arbitrarily closely with some computable algorithm. Then the idea that you should be able to simulate a given human would just be a special case of the idea that you should be able to simulate any physical system whatsoever, given enough computing power + knowledge of the laws of physics and the details of some initial state.

Of course this wouldn't address the question of whether the sim would be the "same person" as the original or a "copy" which I suppose is important to some of the extropian types who see mind uploading as a route to personal immortality. If one thoroughly rejects dualism or any notion of special laws of consciousness/personal identity, I think one would have to acknowledge that the answer to this question is just a matter of convention, likewise with the question of whether I share an identity with the me of ten years ago despite being made up of an almost totally different set of molecules.

571:

The billing overhead (and dispute systems) would be enormous compared to the $10/mo or so we for trash pickup.

I want sewage and stormwater metering. We're charged based on land area which means I pay the same as my neighbours despite them having a 90% concrete section with at least 6 people living there, while I have mostly garden and a composting toilet. I don't use either system very much at all.

One hidden benefit of sewage metering is that it would limit the amount of "flushable" material that goes into the sewers. Mice, for example, are at least as flushable as "flushable wipes" but much more biodegradeable. Those would clog up the sewer meter, backing up the sewer of the household causing the problem and thus encouraging them not to do that.

Not gunna happen, though.

572:

'The slump angle of bullshit as a societal constraint' is the best thing I've read this month.

Tying hierarchical depth to degree of social constipation and ideological stool hardness is brilliant. It also suggests that societies that have a lot of, erm, moral fiber in their systems necessarily suffer BS collapses sooner and are flatter and more fluid socially as a result.

Great image, Pigeon!

573:

Just goes to show that, poutine aside, Canadians have good taste (and even poutine is good compared with some American ideas).

Anyway, if you want to see what American pizza creativity in it's full regional glory, check out https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/most-unusual-pizza-styles

574:

Variants of why didn't Europeans get American diseases crop up very regularly on ask historians. Here's a good reply, and here's another. A fairly cursory search of the sub will bring up many more.

575:

Of course this wouldn't address the question of whether the sim would be the "same person" as the original or a "copy" which I suppose is important to some of the extropian types who see mind uploading as a route to personal immortality. If one thoroughly rejects dualism or any notion of special laws of consciousness/personal identity, I think one would have to acknowledge that the answer to this question is just a matter of convention, likewise with the question of whether I share an identity with the me of ten years ago despite being made up of an almost totally different set of molecules.

If personal immortality via upload is impossible, the squirrely problem is how it is determined if an imperfect online copy of a person is, in fact, legally that person.

The problem is that this strongly implies that there will be legal tests, not just for personhood, but for identity. Who designs and runs the tests? How do you prove you are you? How does a copy prove it is you? Can a copy claim your identity if you are unwilling to relinquish it? This looks like a worse can of sandworms than the basic human rights issues we've struggled with for centuries.

576:

Scots invented Chicken Tikka pizza and haggis pizza.

577:

No need to apologise; I am honoured.

578:

Of course, once the training has been done once, the model it has created can then be cloned and run elsewhere for whatever purpose. Ethical concerns? After all, its just a machine...

I think Our Gracious Host wrote a couple books which touch on exactly this...

579:

whitroth
Or, in this country, the fucking, corrupt, totally tory-infested water companies & their utterly captured & turned "regulator".
Shit in the rivers, lowering of existing standards & it's IMPOSSIBLE TO COMPLAIN about any of it .... But the fake "regulators" won't ake any notice until "All internal avenues of complaint have been exhausted" { When you can't even get on in the first place.
SNARL.
- guess how I know this?

581:

When I was young I really enjoyed David Kossoff's book retelling Bible stories. In my innocence and ignorance I always wondered why he didn't do a sequel for the New Testament.

There is a sequel for the New Testament. It's called Book of Mormon.

582:

So what if we built an actual robot and hooked it up to these machine learning algorithms. It starts by "learning" (for want of a better word) to control its limbs, and eventually to walk. It interacts with both people and with objects in the physical world, so it learns both a physical intuition and a model of human minds. The similarity with how a baby develops into an adult is obvious.

The idea that you need some sort of physical "being-in-the-world" to learn to think like a person is one that philosophers of mind have argued for a long time. Our minds are very much the minds of creatures with bodies who fundamentally experience space and time in a certain way.

So when I asked ChatGPT "When Abraham Lincoln went to Washington, did his left leg go with him" and ChatGPT replied that it was not known whether his left leg or any of his body parts went with him when he went to Washington - that's exactly the kind of issue I was looking for. People we have understandings of physical objects and being-in-the-world that I expect a chat bot won't have.

But your "lets raise it like a baby" idea hits the problem that modern machine-learning algorithms are not so good at learning the way a person does. GPT type systems work can handle vast input datasets - more than you and I could ever read - but usually only work well when they have those vast datasets underlying them.

583:

For (slight) interest - the first international cricket match was USA vs Canada, in 1844.

Then we said, this is nuts. And went off to come up with baseball. [big grin]

584:

Here in Canada the cable companies lost a long fight about fractional billing. I only paid partial attention because I haven't paid for cable in decades, but it is apparently possible to pick and choose here.

A large part of a cable bill goes to the sports channels, largely because they shovel that money onwards to the sports leagues (NFL and NBA in particular). Thus the sports leagues have also lobbied hard to allow the cable companies to force the sports onto those who do not care. Similarly, the ability for people to opt out of Fox News has been perceived as censorship by the usual 'free market' whingers.

As for the ability to turn various channels off and on, I know that AMZN has that option within their service, as we do it all the time. Presumably the cable companies could also figure that out.

585:

Either young earth creation theory (YECT) is wrong or just about every science is utterly wrong.

Among others, thermodynamics must be wrong because if it is right any credible model of the Noachin flood would heat the crust of the earth to past the melting point. Limestone couldn't exist if YECT is right.

Atom bombs wouldn't work because if YECT theory is right our models of radioactive decay must be utterly wrong.

Astronomy must be nonsense because it show the universe to be billions of years old and we have directly measured stellar distances in our own galaxy much further away than the light could possibly have reached us if YECT is right. And so on, and on.

Also the pillars of the sky mentioned in the old testament have been annoyingly hard to find...

586:

I once informed a YEC that if the Earth was only 60000 years old then we would not see anything more than 6,000 light years away - certainly not the light from galaxies millions of light years away.

He respond that God made the galaxies with their light already in transit and arriving on Earth.

Apparently, the universe is only 6,000 years old even if God made it look older.

587:

There is a sequel for the New Testament. It's called Book of Mormon.

I was thinking the Koran, on account of that being written long before the book of Mormon, making the latter more syncretism or possibly just another split in another line of those*. And at least the Koran explicitly tries to improve things for everyone, not just the chosen people.

Plus you have the Orthodox/Catholic split in ~1050AD and ongoing discussions about which language the New Testament should be written in. The New Expurgated Updated Translation of Selected Parts of The New Testament might as well be an entirely new document were it not for the organisational requirement that it be "the same" as the original.

Religious syncretism where religions are adapted to local culture might be a more useful way to look at it. Some "follower of Christ" decided that bits of the Old Testament were cool, especially the marriage bits, and hoicked those into a new book "based on a true story" as they say, and bingo, a new religion was born.

* Orthodox-Catholic, for example, or Catholic-Protestant (what were they protesting about?), let alone funky stuff like Catholic-Anglican or Presbyterian-Bretheren.

588:

Robert Prior 526:

There being such perversions no sane society ought tolerate. Cannibalism. Incest. Pineapple-on-pizza.

paws4thot 528:

You really want to argue across time zones about 'plant cruelty'?

Troutwaxer 530:

Hence those recent security upgrades at FoxNews. Now that's a pay-per-view worth three bucks. No, better would be an open-ended Netflix series: "OatMilk™ WashOut™"

whitroth 555:

Which is implicit in efforts by various 'n sundry industries to gain the status of "self-regulation". Explicit instances of failed self-regulation are so frequent as to have swamped mainstream media and reached the 'numbness threshold' for just about everyone living in EU-UK-US. Just mind boggling how many UK residents are verging upon malnutrition, whilst the death toll from guns in hands of US residents has gotten to be so routine, shoppers habitually look for places to hide upon entering stores as preparation for if-and-when guns are fired off.

There's an entire chunk of Ohio (and all too likely Pennsylvania) rendered uninhabitable last month; toxic soil is being transported to Texas, which was news to (almost) everyone including the truck drivers who were not properly briefed on safety issues such as keeping below the speed limit and carefully switching lanes.

And then there's Greece where failed self-regulation of railroads provided regional casket manufacturers with a better-then-expected week.

David L 569:

Politely as I can say it, sorry you are wrong. Subscription-of-services-off-a-menu is as straightforward as a list with check boxes. You-the-consumer gets issued 1000 tokens and each channel is listed with a description of content and how many tokens it will cost you. Either you stay within your budget or you order a higher tier of service ($29.99/month goes to $39.99/month) granting you 1500 tokens. On the back-end the cable company totals up who got however many tokens and then doles out payments reflecting consumer interest.

If this sounds familiar, it is due to be a functional business model. Spotify. Apple Music. Qobuz. Tidal. Amazon Music Unlimited. Details of allocation are nowhere so formal but the more people want of a "channel" (AKA performing musician) the more money gets paid to that specific channel.

FUNFACT: Spotify's inventory of 115 million song tracks and 5 million podcasts titles and 489 million active listeners from 100+ countries; somehow they can keep track of what's-what-who's-who.

Cable companies in US ought to easily handle 200 channels and 100 million subscribers. Sorry, David L, you are wrong.

Heteromeles 575:

"squirrely problem is how it is determined if an imperfect online copy of a person is, in fact, legally that person."

We already have been wrecked by this issue of "personhood" due to court decisions granting amoral unliving mega-corps (and giga-corps) so many of the same civil rights associated with being an American citizen.

Free speech. Owning property. Contributing to political causes. Protection from unlsawful seizure. Avoiding prison time for murder. Yup, all those mega-corps already have been granted personhood. Of a rich old white male with deep roots in the elite power structure.

paws4thot 576:

"Scots invented Chicken Tikka pizza and haggis pizza."

h-a-g-g-i-s... pizza...?

Divide-by-zero. Out of cheese error. My brain just imploded.

589:

What drives me crazy is a) I think ActBlue sells/gives my email info to every campaign in the US.

Not true, in my experience. Using ActBlue, I've contributed to various Democratic candidates in the U.S. for many years. For the 2022 Congressional election, I contributed to 50 Democratic candidates throughout the U.S. who were recommended by the Daily Kos.

I then started getting tons of contribution requests from these guys, whom I'd never heard of (or from) before.

590:

588 ref 528 - That is not what I said; I simply asked for evidence that oats (and by implication other cereals and nuts) lactate, since lactation is the source of milk.

588 ref 576 - I think I see your problem; you are trying to make pizza without cheese.

589 - Never give money to political organisations (or admit to voting for them in clear); it only encourages the b99rs!

591:

Apparently, the universe is only 6,000 years old even if God made it look older.

You can of course try to discuss Last Thursdayism which says that the world was created last Thursday at 9:00 in the morning, in a way that only looks like it existed before that.

Though it is probably not very fruitful. This is not about the surface logic, I think, so it's impossible to have a discussion and maybe some result you'd like using logic.

I think the logic is more like 'I need to believe this in order to belong to this group' but even that is probably not very conscious. People do believe in contradictory things, at least I know I do, and I see a lot of people doing that, and trying to point them out is often not very constructive.

It might also be something else than the immediately obvious thing. To use a different example, sometimes (well, often) I see people trying to discuss right-wing politics by trying to ask how something that provably does not help a problem and is just going to make things worse is a proposed solution. It's just that the cruelty and often different rules for different people is the point so it's hard to argue against something that provides those.

592:

Pineapple on pizza, as my late wife used to say, is a Californication.

For values of California that include Canada…

The pizza was actually created in Canada in 1962 by a Greek immigrant called Sam Panopoulos.

Panopoulos, along with his brothers, owned a restaurant in the province of Ontario. The food was initially very simple - traditional diner dishes such as pancakes and burgers. Inspired by a recent trip to Naples, Panopoulos decided to introduce pizza to the menu.

It was a relatively new dish in North America and at the time, most of them they served were topped with mushrooms, bacon or pepperoni. Panopoulos did the same, but as he became more adventurous with other dishes, introducing Americanised versions of Chinese meals such as sweet and sour chicken, which also includes pineapple, he decided to take a risk with his pizzas as well.

He added canned pineapple to one pizza, with ham – not knowing whether it would be a hit or not, but soon found the combination of sweet and savoury was proving a winner with his customers.

But why? One possible reason is the growing fascination at the time with Tiki culture. Hawaii had officially become an American state in 1959 and people had fallen in love with the island lifestyle. Canned pineapple began to be imported into North America, along with pineapple juice - providing Panopoulos with his crucial ingredient.

As for the name, the brand of tinned pineapple was called Hawaiian, so Panopoulos’ invention was named in its honour.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/bitesize/articles/z2vftrd

So fusion cuisine, back before that was a thing :-)

593:

590 ref 588 ref 528 ref the dawn of this thread

it is a marketing label as well as re-enforcing notions of product substitution and/or product swap-out... "horseless carriage" and "electronic mail" being two examples of this approach to marketing new products...

we ought to host an international taste testing of plant-based milk in various contexts and dishes and cuisines to resolve this issue... so gather your blenders 'n cookbooks...

594:

https://phys.org/news/2023-03-money-greater-happiness.html

A breakthrough in the new partnership came early on when the researchers realized that the 2010 data, which had revealed the happiness plateau, had actually been measuring unhappiness in particular rather than happiness in general. ... "In the same way, the 2010 data showing a plateau in happiness had mostly perfect scores"

Turns out more income does make most people happier, you just have to have a scale that can express that happiness. But there's also evidence for a group of unhappy people who get less unhappy up to a point, then plateau. I guess we should be happy if we're not in that group :)

595:

David L
Um, no.
Reference to "Base Ball" in Jane Austen - who died in 1817.

Duffy
Yes: "we're all right with our BigSkyFairy being a liar & a cheat" ... Um, err ...

Howard NYC
That's { probably } because you have never eaten actual Haggis?

Talking of cooking - & - by implication cooking utensils - a.k.a. "Vile Excretions".

596:

Plus you have the Orthodox/Catholic split in ~1050AD and ongoing discussions about which language the New Testament should be written in.

Ahem. There are THREE Greek Orthodox plus Ukrainian and Russian flavors. And each will tell you the other has just got it wrong. Mostly right but wrong enough that you should not go into the wrong building.

RO is also a big backer of Putin taking over Ukraine. As it is Russia's sacred duty or some such.

597:

Politely as I can say it, sorry you are wrong. Subscription-of-services-off-a-menu is as straightforward as a list with check boxes.

Well sorry. Adding complexity adds costs. Not nearly as much as 30 years ago but it does add costs. The examples you give all factored that into the original plans so the costs were accounted for.

Then you get into if you sign up can you do it for a day, week, or maybe a month. And you now need customer service agents to handle the emails and calls. And ....

If the original pricing models were based on NOT al a cart then adding it later will increase complexity and costs.

I personally don't do hourly billing. I refuse to add that complexity and time to my own life. I quote a number. They pay it or not. I get a check or not. I don't have to sent out bills and debate if the times and fractions are correct.

598:

I think, so it's impossible to have a discussion and maybe some result you'd like using logic.

Ring the bell. We have a winner.

The fallacy in these debates is in assuming the other side IS debating. If they know the answer and the debate is just a way of them stating their talking points, well, then, there is no debate. Just people talking past each other.

599:

I was making a joke as to how inscrutable cricket is to us across the pond in the middle area.

But here's this:

https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/who-invented-the-word-baseball

600:

Duffy @ 586: Apparently, the universe is only 6,000 years old even if God made it look older.

This is the "Omphalos" theory of Edmund Gosse (IIRC). The name means "navel" in Greek. The idea is that Adam was created with a navel (I hope I'm spelling that right), evidence of a connection to a mother who never existed. And likewise the rest of creation was given a false history indistinguishable from reality (except for this one book).

There are two big problems here.

  • It makes God look like some dodgy antique dealer making a new universe and then ageing it up to fool everyone into thinking its old. If God is supposed to speak to us through natural events and signs in the world, why set up so much of the universe to tell one huge lie? And having done that, why leave the real story in some book?

  • In order to construct the correct fake evidence of age, God would have to mentally simulate the entire history of the universe in order to bring every atom into being in the perfect place to support His fiction. This makes the instant of transition from God's imagination to physical instantiation both undetectable and irrelevant. Indeed, it is conceivable that we are still in the mental simulation phase and the Universe will actually be created next Tuesday.

601:

Saying "but there are five orthodox churches" doesn't really help the "Mormons are special by not being mainstream Christians" argument, though. Calling themselves the "Latter Day People's Front of Judea" just adds to the confusion...

Actually, I'd be keen to see the ecumenical New Testament, the one with all the expurgated stuff in it. The "Inclusive Testament of Jesus" or whatever they call it. The chapters removed for not being real, the gossipy bits deleted for irrelevance, the errata struck by proof-readers, shove it all in and let the audience decide.

602:

592 - So, in a different state, it might have been a Del Monte pizza or a Dole pizza?

595 Clause 3 - That's a racing certainty, unless Howard NYC knows and patronises a haggis smuggler!" ;-) :-)

603:

and let the audience decide.

Well aren't you being heretical today.

GDRFC

604:

David L @ 597:Well sorry. Adding complexity adds costs.

I think you are both missing the point. Costs aren't the issue, its how much revenue, and who gets it.

If the cable companies controlled their content, they'd price to maximise revenue. There is a price-demand curve, so you pick the point which maximises demand*price=revenue, and then try to add cut-price deals to get at least a bit of money from those who can't afford the standard package, and then have some premium optional offerings to extract some more money from those able and willing to pay.

However the cable co's don't control the content: they have to buy it in. So they have to cut a deal with each channel they want to carry. This pits the cable company and the channels against each other in a zero sum game to divide up the available revenue. I haven't done a detailed analysis of the game, but given that all the channels have essentially the same moves available, its not surprising that they all end up in the same place.

605:

How do you prove you are you? How does a copy prove it is you? Can a copy claim your identity if you are unwilling to relinquish it?

There is a cornucopia of story ideas about "identity theft" in here, and they all give me the skin-crawlies because implicit in the premise is the dehumanization of whatever version of you isn't deemed authentic by some externally imposed test.

606:

What you all aren't getting about YEC and other fundies is that (to them) "science" is not a different thing than faith. Science isn't something based on logic, evidence, data, testing, etc. instead of inspiration and belief.

To them such a thing cannot exist. There can only be different types of faith.

As such, science is not a separate and different thing than faith. Instead, it's a rival faith (like Islam) - one that mocks and denigrates and "disproves" the fundamentalist/literalist tenants of their faith. As such it is an incredibly dangerous rival faith.

Which is why they do these contortionist mental gymnastics and search for any shred of supporting evidence for their literalist interpretation of the Bible (especially in regards to Noah's flood - come down to Kentucky and see the Ark Encounter with it's full sized Noah's ark along with displays "proving" dinosaurs were on the ark, etc.).

The other thing to remember is that their God is not a God of universal love and brotherhood. They'll pay lip service to Jesus sacrificing Himself for the sake of all Mankind but understand that few (themselves of course) will be saved. And they are OK with that. It's how they can call themselves Christians and be racist at the same time.

Instead, theirs is a tribal warrior God (hence their preference for the Old Testament instead of the New) that saves only their tiny congregation of true believers while casting everyone else into hell fire for all eternity. Their God can break His own rules, make exceptions, commit murder and genocide. He can do whatever he wants. Their God can be unjust and be morally depraved by human standards - and they are OK with that. It just makes their tribal totem more powerful and awesome than yours.

I once pointed out to a fundy that the God of the "Left Behind" books killed billions of people, orders of magnitude more than those killed by the anti-Christ Nicolai Carpathia. And he was OK with that, because God in his majesty can do whatever he wants (they have transferred this mindset to their worship of Trump).

I also asked him if every Native American who lived and died before 1492 before the could have physically known about Jesus was burning in hell. He didn't care. Their God can be sinful, unfair, unjust, cruel - because he is God.

Just remember that their minds are totally alien to yours, and no amount of moral comparison or scientific evidence will change those minds.

607:

There is a sequel for the New Testament. It's called Book of Mormon.

Nope, there's an earlier sequel -- the Koran. (Yes, you will find mention of Jesus in Islam -- as just another prophet, not the messiah.)

608:

Paul 604:

What gets overlooked in chats about content vs consumers vs vendors vs distribution is how the cable companies have monopolies over distribution. Please review anything available about content providers howling about Apple's insistence upon getting their 30% cut of everything. Including in-game purchases. Online auctions. Gambling/gaming.

Lawyers getting rich off of interlocking-overlapping-contradictory lawsuits.

Cable companies decide upon what to buy and what to sell. Monopoly. Period full stop. Which is why 'wire cutting' available via streaming services has been so terrifying for them. Worst yet, bittorrent has not been stomped out as completely as might have been hoped. And even if there was no such thing as streaming and bittorrent was zero'd out, there'd be illicit hand-to-hand passing of external terabyte drives each containing about 3000 hours of video content. Which friend "A" lends friend "B" who copies it before they lend theirs to friends "C" and "D". And so on. And so forth. Cable companies are running scared and though I have not kept up with closely monitoring they've scrambled to hold back the tide by various means.

609:

For a 2002 exploration of this identity confirmation problem, see David Brin 'Kil'n People'. Computing capabilities have evolved since, but it holds up well.

610:

David L 598:

appallingly on target... "Evangelical leaders set something in motion decades ago that pastors today can no longer control...they were indoctrinated with a belief that because the stakes were getting so high, any means was justified."

from

https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2022/06/evangelical-church-pastors-political-radicalization/629631/

611:

"Yes, you will find mention of Jesus in Islam -- as just another prophet, not the messiah."

Mary too, who has a whole chapter in the Koran named after her. Like in the NT, she gives birth to Jesus after a supernatural impregnation.

612:

Duffy
(to them) "science" is not a different thing than faith. Science isn't something based on logic, evidence, data, testing, etc. instead of inspiration and belief. - To them such a thing cannot exist. There can only be different types of faith. PRECISELY THIS.
I've come across these nutters elsewhere ... very common in the USA, where the actual concept of "!atheist" stumps them.
Claiming that Atheists worship Satan & similar insanities.
In fact, they are all, entirely & totally off their rockers.
And - very dangerous indeed - because they are quite happy to accept some/most of the convenient results of "Godless Science" - When it suits them.

613:

hmmm... for those looking for a hook to hang a timely piece of fiction, consider TMITF (twenty minutes into the future) Implications of chatGPT upon factory automation... or law firm paralegals... or customized/bespoke tailoring of ultra-fast fashion trends...

"chatbots could be a boon for automation.... [but] Getting from science fiction to science fact is one thing. Getting from there to economic fact is quite another."

from

https://www.economist.com/business/2023/03/06/dont-fear-an-ai-induced-jobs-apocalypse-just-yet

614:

Witch: a long time ago, a net.friend told me she'd done a translation from the Greek, and the word is "poisoner", as in "do not let a poisoner (of wells in a desert land) live".

If from Greek, she was probably using the Septuagint, where the word is pharmakeia, related to our "pharmacist." Just what that meant at the time (ca. 200 BCE) and earlier when it was still Hebrew mekhashepha has been disputed.

https://www.haaretz.com/archaeology/2017-08-17/ty-article/thou-shalt-not-suffer-a-witch-to-live-a-murderous-mistranslation/0000017f-e2c8-d804-ad7f-f3fa49340000

615:

I think you are both missing the point. Costs aren't the issue, its how much revenue, and who gets it.

No. I was just making the point that a la cart is more expensive to manage than a few fixed packages. GT's examples were of services that started a la cart and thus the cost was built in.

Cable (IN THE US) has a long history of monopolies, bundles, etc....

ESPN made these deals with various college teams and conferences to give them $Bil$ and had to pay for it. Disney, ABC, and ESPN plus other odd things is now all controlled as one big corp. Disney is the main nameplate. If you want ABC locals, you have to agree to bundle ESPN 1 and 2 plus several Disney channels all at a fix fee in all but poor folks subsidized bundles.

And I don't like it. But to me cable TV is not needed for life or health. People need to learn to walk walk away. I have before and will again soon.

616:

Can a copy claim your identity if you are unwilling to relinquish it?

That's the plot point of "Shed Skin" by Robert Sawyer, collected in his Identity Theft anthology. If you haven't read it, I think you'd enjoy it.

617:

It's how they can call themselves Christians and be racist at the same time.

I think the neologism "hypochristian" works well for people like that…

618:

The rule for claiming to be a Christian are simple.

The footnotes applied to the rules and the details of what the result is of that claim are all over the map due to all kinds of insinuations, fuzziness, and translation issues of language and culture over 6000 years.

619:

Oh that looks interesting. I may be an atheist, but I do have quite a collection of biblical texts. Time to grow it a bit.

620:

What's needed here is not a test, because that has all the weaknesses you've described, but a process, which if properly followed, results in an upload which is considered to be human, so "MRI helmet was worn for 1 year and produced at least 360 days of acceptable data? Check." and so forth.

The only other person who should be able to certify an upload as human is the brain which provided it, or maybe a close relative.

621:

It would really be nice if Christians knew what Jesus had said as well as the average atheist who's read the bible as literature.

622:

There are two kinds of people who think religions not confirming to the literal meanings of the scriptures is some kind of gotcha:

  • Smart aleck atheist nerds.

  • Fundamentalists.

  • Group 1 is useless and annoying, Group 2 is always worse than the traditional religion it tries to fix.

    623:

    There's an ever earlier batshit crazy crazy sequel, the Gnostic Scriptures. Sadly, it didn't catch on.

    624:

    I don't think it's a "gotcha." They can believe whatever they want. It's just so tiresome and another reason not to play that game.

    625:

    I got better skin-crawlies from the short story "Learning to be Me" by Greg Egan. First-person account of meat person being replaced by crystal version.

    626:

    There's an ever earlier batshit crazy crazy sequel, the Gnostic Scriptures. Sadly, it didn't catch on.

    I'm not sure if you're being ironic about this. Unironically, the more I've learned about the Gnostic movement, the happier I am that it didn't catch on. Batshit crazy or not, IIRC they were pretty antisemitic. I'm probably wrong, but my understanding was that they used the whole Flood debacle as evidence that YHWH was inept and corrupt, unlike the higher god Jesus preached about.

    627:

    Thanks (and to OGH also). I am still puzzled by the absence of general understanding about syphilis being deadly to begin with, but that's a separate question and the Wikipedia article has interesting discussion about it.

    Now that I think about it, I do remember syphilis as a deadly agent being used as a plot point in a James Clavell doorstop I read as a teenager (presumably Tai-Pan), and being puzzled by that reference at the time.

    628:

    I always thought that the Noah's Ark story (and its predecessors) was primarily about technology.

    629:

    That's the plot point of "Shed Skin" by Robert Sawyer, collected in his Identity Theft anthology. If you haven't read it, I think you'd enjoy it.

    Thanks, but this isn't something I'll enjoy reading about. I've had too many disabled people in my family.

    Remember that I'm not talking about an upload of consciousness (you don't wake up inside a machine). Instead, this "upload" is a chatbot or similar trained on all your data (kiss privacy goodbye) to mimic you sufficiently well to pass a government-mandated test to certify that it's you. At least for legal purposes. Whatever the test/process is is irrelevant. That such a thing exists is terribly relevant. Here are some ways it could matter.

    So you get in a car wreck that leaves you in a coma. Your AI version comes online, and the insurance company says "that's good enough, this person still exists, we don't have to pay to repair the meat copy."

    Or people dealing with addictions, and/or other mental health problems, and/or physical disability, and/or substance abuse, and/or homelessness, and/or other vulnerabilities are forced to train an AI copy of themselves as a condition of receiving aid. The government then gives the legal identities to the AIs and surpluses the meat copies.

    A company holding AI copies decides it can no longer afford to keep them running all the time, despite the service fees they're paying. So they're all turned off and archived. They're not dead, because they can be resurrected at any time. And maybe they're resurrected every 6.5 years, just long enough to certify that they still exist as humans, so that they're not declared dead. That way, their heirs can't get at their estates to break the contracts binding them to the company or (likely) its creditors.

    There's only an AI copy of you. It gets hacked by a bunch of right-wing crazies. Is it still you? There's only a meat copy of you. It gets hacked by a bunch of right-wing crazies. Is it still you? There are AI and meat copies of you, and one gets hacked by right-wing crazies. Which one is legally you?

    Etc.

    630:

    Well, in the story the person being uploaded/emulated makes the decision. So yeah, not quite the same thing.

    631:

    Howard NYC is in any case wrong because he's American, speaks with an American accent, and presumably learned Hebrew with an American accent.

    I'm reminded of a story told by that other American Jew from New York City, Issac Asimov. He wrote that as a child he'd had an interesting exchange when he'd told his father that he was interested in reading science fiction.

    Asimov the elder (who knew of the French language): "Ah, science fiction, like Jules Verne?"

    Young Issac (a kid from Brooklyn): "Jhulsvurn? Oh, you mean Jewels Voyn!"

    632:

    icehawk wrote:

    The idea that you need some sort of physical "being-in-the-world" to learn to think like a person is one that philosophers of mind have argued for a long time. Our minds are very much the minds of creatures with bodies who fundamentally experience space and time in a certain way.

    So when I asked ChatGPT "When Abraham Lincoln went to Washington, did his left leg go with him" and ChatGPT replied that it was not known whether his left leg or any of his body parts went with him when he went to Washington - that's exactly the kind of issue I was looking for. People we have understandings of physical objects and being-in-the-world that I expect a chat bot won't have.

    Per Bret Devereaux' examination ChatGPT doesn't have an understanding of anything at all. Neither of physical objects and being-in-the-world in general nor of the makeup of the human body in particular. Neither of history in general nor of Abraham Lincoln in particular. The only thing it does (and of course that's a complex thing and an achievement in and of itself) is having scanned the internet for keywords ("Abraham Lincoln" being among them) and for all the words written in proximity to (and therefore associated with) these keywords. So if you prompt it for the keyword it is able to produce a mangled mishmash of the associated words. (Although doing so in grammatically correct sentences and paragraphs that resemble human writing is again a complex thing and an achievement in and of itself.)

    The reason for its inability to answer your question is therefore quite straightforward: there are probably no accounts on the internet of Lincoln's life which explicitly list his body parts in conjunction with his going to Washington. For human readers that's simply unnecessary and would look stupid. We do have a model of what a human body is built like, so we don't need to be told that when I go to the fridge my legs, my arms, my eyes, my lungs, my skin, my nose, my pancreas &c. &c. indeed move with me. ChatGPT doesn't have that model and—more importantly—it can't have that model. It only can scan the internet and find that the keywords "Lincoln" and "Washington" are closely associated with each other and with a number of other words, but the word "leg" isn't among them.

    TL;DR: ChatGPT is about playing with words, rearranging pre-existing word clusters in new ways (and it's doing that quite proficiently), not about anything we would call "intelligence". Everything that looks like intelligence or a "theory of mind" or a "theory of the world" behind that playing-with-words is just projection by the user. One reason for this projection may be that we're used to interpret a proficient wielding of language as a sign for intelligence.

    633:

    I always thought that the Noah's Ark story (and its predecessors) was primarily about technology.

    First, apologies to Charlie for bringing this up. I'll get of Bible stuff again hereafter.

    I got this from a Rabbi. The problem with Xtian Genesis is that it's taught as if each chapter was a separate story. In this Rabbi's teaching, the first nine chapters are a single story.

    Anyway, YHWH gives humans dominion over the Earth in Chapter 1. In chapters 2-6, humans proceed to screw up everything so badly that, by 6:6, "The Lord regretted that he had made human beings on the earth, and his heart was deeply troubled. So the Lord said, 'I will wipe from the face of the earth the human race I have created—and with them the animals, the birds and the creatures that move along the ground—for I regret that I have made them.' But Noah found favor in the eyes of the Lord." Cue the Deluge (7-8). In 9, YHWH made a new covenant, that did not give humans dominion over the Earth.

    If you're antisemitic, you can use this to make the case that YHWH is a screwup, that he favors the creations that disobey him (humans) and incidentally wipes out those who faithfully obey him (animals). Don't believe that last one? Look at the story of the Edenic serpent. YHWH told him to stop speaking and bite people instead, and snakes have done that ever since, obeying YHWH. But faithfully obeying YHWH won't stop him from wiping you out if he's down on humans.

    AIUI, the Gnostics basically thought the world was a fallen place. They wanted to be "not of this world," and they thought the problems with the world lay with its creator--YHWH or "the Demiurge"--who was obviously not an omni-whatever God like they worshiped. You can guess about how they regarded those who worshiped YHWH.

    As I said, I don't like them very much. Not as much as I dislike Dominionists though.

    Anyway, onto another topic.

    634:

    They reckoned that the OT God wasn't the full deal. They called him the "demiurge" which is literally "half work" and reckoned he was something like a combination of the outfit you pay your cable subscription fees to and the guy who comes out to your house to hook you up. It was the NT God who was the actual content creator. The framework for their position included a lot of consideration of the ancient Jewish mythology from their polytheistic past that got edited out of the monotheistic scriptures. I wouldn't call them "antisemitic" for this, just a different flavour of "no, look, these guys got it all wrong" group. Paul was a Jew, after all.

    It didn't "fail to catch on" so much as get shoved out by a bunch of politicians because it was a form of belief that was highly resistant and antipathetic to being corrupted into a tool of political control. So obviously the organisation that developed into the Roman Catholic Church couldn't tolerate their continued existence for a moment.

    635:

    Moz wrote:

    Catholic-Protestant (what were they protesting about?)

    The name derives from the Speyer Protestation of 1529. And they (6 Princes and 14 free cities) were protesting against the ban of Martin Luther: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protestation_at_Speyer

    636:

    I thought the sequel was the Koran.

    637:

    Nah, they're all working in the same shared universe

    638:

    "There's an ever earlier batshit crazy crazy sequel, the Gnostic Scriptures. Sadly, it didn't catch on."

    Ever compare Scientology with some of the more prevalent Gnostic themes?

    639:

    The point about "living in the world" being necessary for a true AI is that it give you a touchstone for truth. Without that everything's "he says vs. she says", and there's no valid way to resolve the argument. So you need not only experience in the world, but you need to value those experiences more highly than conversations.

    I wouldn't claim that this is sufficient. It barely touches on motivations, which are equally important. But it seems to me that it's a necessary component.

    I suppose you could do this by having a "trusted simulation" that could always be referred to, in fact "living in the world" probably works by allowing the constructed of such a trusted simulation. So you might be able to short-cut things. And that simulation could allow senses that an actual body might not have, such as touch sensations all over the skin, or wide-spectrum vision, or any other potential. One could argue that building this simulation is a part of what children's stories do...and why they like "important pieces" to be repeated so often. And that may be at least partially correct. But those extensions to the simulation only work after the basic simulation is built and tested. So, e.g., it's important that children can fall down without getting injured, but that it does hurt sufficiently that it is avoided.

    640:

    I prefer Christian Satanist, since a) they do everything they claim Satan worshippers do, and b) not to confuse them with, say, the Temple of Satan, who are nice folks in the US, and have gone to court to fight for separation of church and state.

    641:

    breaking news:

    Apparently a Ukrainian group is responsible for the attack on the Nord Stream pipelines. (Link only in German. I haven't found an English one yet.)

    https://www.tagesschau.de/investigativ/nord-stream-explosion-101.html

    642:

    Let's see: Hersh, the US Whoever this is: Ukrainians.

    I suspect the alien observers, whose ship was trapped under the pipeline, damaged it while escaping, and that led to the explosion.

    643:

    Charlie Stross @ 517:

    Howard NYC is in any case wrong because he's American, speaks with an American accent, and presumably learned Hebrew with an American accent. Ask a British Jew and you'll hear Talmud with a shorter "u" (although rhymes with "food" not "mud").

    Speaking of American accents ...

    Do you have an accent? [YouTube] 🙃

    644:

    Yer whaa? I was taught that book was a single story, and I can assure you that my background was mainstream Anglican.

    645:

    Yer whaa? I was taught that book was a single story, and I can assure you that my background was mainstream Anglican.

    Ever hear the first ten chapters preached as a single coherent narrative? I didn't. Adam and Steve and Noah and his Nephilim-hybrid daughters-in-law are always preached separately.

    646:

    Heteromeles @ 532:

    Yeah, an oatmilk douse would be fun, especially if it could be done on air. A large douse of Wisconsin milk would be a more pointed message though.

    When I'm in a grumpy mood, though, I think of a lovingly curated, bespoke, carefully powdered blend of, say, Capsicum chinense CV. "Carolina Reaper, Armoracia rusticana (horseradish), and Psilocybe spp. This would be suitable for blending with oat milk body washes, stimulating red lattes, enemas, or possibly snuff or a similar inhalant.

    Or possibly I just need more coffee. Yes? I think you're right.

    My personal fantasy is firing the main battery of the battleship New Jersey (or the North Carolina) with Trumpolini, Ron DeSatan & Cucker Tarlson as featured projectiles.

    Now, some may object that Trumpolini (at least) is too rotund to fit into the breach of a 16" gun, but I say that's what the hydraulic rammer is for.

    The main battery is nine guns - three turrets of three - so we've only loaded turret 1. Nominations for the other six guns of turrets 2 & 3 so we can have a full volley?

    647:

    Now now, we don't want the Secret Service to annoy Charlie.

    But if I could put each of them in a Vingean bobble that would last for, say 500,000,000 years, oh baby.

    648:

    Speaking of 500,000,000 years or more. And changing the topic....

    Has anyone done their take on Vance's Dying Earth, with the science updated? By this I mean of course that the future sun won't dim and die as per Vance. Rather it will get brighter until the Earth overheats. Whether this will happen before or after the carbon cycle breaks down is unclear.

    Humans living at the time will of course have black skin, so this is definitely an Afrofuturist fantasy scenario, rather than a future populated by pasty white crooks.

    Hmmm.

    649:

    Thank God we weren't inflicted with that amount of preaching in one chunk from ANY part of the bible - the services were long and tedious enough as they were! I was referring to the bible study (which was also long and tedious).

    650:

    whitroth wrote:

    Let's see: Hersh, the US[.] Whoever this is: Ukrainians.

    The "whoever" in this case is a research network of ARD Hauptstadtstudio (the news arm of the main public broadcaster, "Kontraste" (a political magazine of that same public broadcaster, SWF (one of the nine regional public broadcasters that form ARD) and DIE ZEIT (the main weekly newspaper). In German news business it doesn't get much more respectable than that. That's why this story is nothing to dismiss out of hand.

    Note also that currently the main Ukrainian connection is that the boat was hired by a Polish company that is apparently owned by two Ukrainians. The team consisted of five men and a women of as yet unknown nationality. There is no evidence hinting at an involvement of the Ukrainian government. The article also states that a false flag operation cannot be ruled out at this point.

    All in all they're fairly cautious in their assessment and conclusions.

    651:

    Paul @ 533:

    Troutwaxer @ 366: What sciences currently have a method of proving that Earth is more than 6000 years old?

    Its slightly on the side of what you ask, but lack of evidence for The Flood is an important thing. Snow builds up in Antarctica and Greenland, and we can track historical events in it. The economic activity of the Roman Empire can be tracked quite accurately by the amount of lead their smelting operations put into the atmosphere. We can also see ash layers from past volcanic eruptions for the last 60,000 years.

    What we don't see anywhere is a layer of marine sediment from a few thousand years ago.

    You're looking in the wrong time & place. The story of "THE flood" probably originates 12,000+ years ago, at the end of the last ice age, when sea levels rose enough to flood what is now the Persian Gulf.

    Also likely responsible for "the Garden of Eden" story. It was by all accounts I've read likely a lush, fertile valley with abundant food sources. And, of course, can no longer be found.

    Both stories were likely carried (and embellished) for centuries as oral traditions before they were finally written down.

    Was there ever an actual "Ark"? I don't think so. Maybe there was something that morphed into the Ark as the story was retold generation to generation

    But story of THE flood is almost universal and the post-Ice Age sea level rise is something I think all peoples would have experienced in one way or another that has come down to us as their version of THE flood.

    652:

    Thank God we weren't inflicted with that amount of preaching in one chunk from ANY part of the bible

    Depending on the denomination and faith history you can get 5 minute homilies or 4 to 6 hours of services with a lot of preaching. With a communal food break. Many people who grew up under one method can't imagine what it was like for others.

    Where I grew up at one point the various church pastors got together and agreed on a common end time so everyone would have an even chance at the local restaurants. (It was a small community.)

    653:

    Pigeon @ 548:

    ...and what do you get, another day older and deeper in debt...

    Eventually the time will come when you no longer get another day older and all that debt becomes someone else's problem.

    654:

    "Has anyone done their take on Vance's Dying Earth, with the science updated?"

    An excellent question! Being a child of the Middle-Late Age of Science Fiction, I much esteemed Vance and still do. Reworking Dying Earth to conform with current astrophysics could be very interesting.

    655:

    paws4thot @ 576:

    Scots invented Chicken Tikka pizza and haggis pizza.

    You can't get haggis pizza here in the U.S.

    ... not even smuggled in from Canada.

    656:

    Robert Prior @ 592:

    Pineapple on pizza, as my late wife used to say, is a Californication.

    For values of California that include Canada…

    There used to be a Pizza joint here in Raleigh that offered pineapple as a topping on pizza. IIRC, they called themselves "The California Pizza Company" ...

    657:

    I was taught that book was a single story, and I can assure you that my background was mainstream Anglican.

    Likewise, but the story I was taught was a single coherent story with no contradictions, which was achieved by omitting the majority of what's actually in the book of genesis.

    Thinking back, we didn't actually read the actual bible much, but more interesting illustrated children's books that told bible stories in language easier to understand than the king james version.

    From my experience as a warden in an anglican church, most parishioners don't know any more theology than what they remember from sunday school when they were children.

    658:

    Auricoma
    SLIGHT PROBLEM
    The Smart Aleck atheist nerds have an unpleasant history of being completely correct, every time ...

    Pigeon
    Very much yes ....
    Can't have the peasants revolting, can we?

    MSB
    Needless to say ... this is disputed.
    I would suggest waiting this one out for a bit?

    659:

    Heteromeles @ 647:

    Now now, we don't want the Secret Service to annoy Charlie.

    But if I could put each of them in a Vingean bobble that would last for, say 500,000,000 years, oh baby.

    Well, since it's clearly labeled as MY fantasy, if the Secret Service were going to annoy anyone (which they shouldn't ... FICTION being protected by the 1st Amendment) it would be me. THEY know where I live, so if they have any questions they can just come see me and ask them.

    The problem with a "Vingean bobble" is I wouldn't be around to see them go SPLAT! at the end of the arc (as opposed to "the Ark").

    660:

    Ok, I can think of one annoying smart alec atheist nerd I unfortunately knew - he was (for a short time) a friend's boyfriend. He loved repeating "In the beginning was the word, and the word was with God, and the word was God, and God was nothing but a bunch of words."

    The tenth time in a couple of weeks, it's not clever any more.

    661:

    When I was on call at Leeds Infirmary I used to get pizza delivered from a local place called Pizza Planet. They had pizzas named after every major Jovian moon except Io - the only solar system object which actually looks like a pizza.

    662:

    Elderly Cynic: Yer whaa? I was taught that book was a single story, and I can assure you that my background was mainstream Anglican.

    Heteromeles: Ever hear the first ten chapters preached as a single coherent narrative? I didn't.

    Well, as EC noted, you wouldn't preach over 11 (not 9 or 10!) chapters in a single sermon. There's a good reason that sermons are based upon smaller chunks of text. How would you possibly do justice to 309 verses in 20 minutes (or however long a sermon is supposed to be in your church)?

    On the other hand, it's pretty obvious (and part of basic bible knowledge that would inform each pastor and every sermon) that the book of Genesis consists of three main, distinct parts (these are rough divisions; the actual borders are fuzzy, because the editor(s) eventually wove all the parts together into a continuous book):

    • chapters 1-11: The "Urgeschichte" (to use the German technical term), the English term seems to be "primeval history". These are stories that don't comprise of history, but are located before history, so to speak. This means that they relate the pre-conditions under which human history—and human life—is taking place. So they are actually something like a treatise on the human condition, but in a (mostly) narrative form.

    • chapters 12-36: A collection of myths around the founding fathers (and mothers) of Israel. Most of them are of an etiological nature: they explain a habit, a religious practice, a place, a relationship or something else through an origin story. They can have other meanings as well. The collection consists of two originally independent cycles:

      • chapters 12-25: A myth cycle around Abraham and Sarah. The foundational document for the identity of (some of) the people (and nation) of Israel, connecting it to its founding figures. It is connected to the primeval history through the last verses of chapter 11. From here "Urgeschichte" becomes "Geschichte" (history). However, it is history related through myths, not historiography. The depicted geography suggests that it's originally a tradition of some of the southern tribes of Israel.

      • chapters 25-36: A second myth cycle around Isaac and Jacob. Geographically situated more at the eastern border and further north than the Abraham cycle, therefore probably originally a tradition of other tribes. Later combined with the Abraham cycle into one family history. Again, these are myths, not historiography.

    • chapters 37-50: The "Joseph novella". In contrast to the preceding myth collections the story of Joseph is a literary work of one composition, a proper novella. Chapters 38, 49, parts of 50 and probably 46 are not part of the novella (remember, the divisions are fuzzy, because in the end all the parts were combined into one book by one (or several) editor(s)). As a novella it is again not historiography.

    All of this is really "Old Testament 101"-stuff.

    663:

    "The" Ark and "the" Flood could be thought of as conglomerated versions of the common experiences of people living in a region that not uncommonly gets floods that stretch as far as the eye can see, where the idea of building a floating refuge to keep your livestock on temporarily (and releasing birds to see if they can find anything to perch on yet) is a normal part of that experience.

    As to what happened to it... the climate changed. There still is a "Fertile Crescent" but these days it's not so much "fertile" as "doesn't look quite as much like raw desert as the surrounding bits". Similarly with the refugees arriving in the Promised Land and finding a land of milk and honey (so it smelt awful and was horribly sticky?) whereas looking at pictures of the area these days you can't tell them from pictures of Mars.

    664:

    The problem with a "Vingean bobble" is I wouldn't be around to see them go SPLAT! at the end of the arc (as opposed to "the Ark").

    What is this splat of which you speak? If you put a proper load of propellant in the chamber, all that's coming out the muzzle is hot baloney plasma. Which might be a showy muzzle flash, granted, but not much going very far down range.

    In proper MAGA fashion, you could of course swab the barrel after each discharge, put the residue in small viles, and sell them to the faithful at a high markup. So there's that.

    I'll stick with bobbles and cackling about sending them to unimaginable dooms. It's more my style anyway.

    665:

    "The California Pizza Company"

    Not CPK, California Pizza Kitchen? It's a big chain.

    666:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNq0eUBxPXc Cliff Stoll makes me want to buy a klein bottle just for the joyous photos of him wrapping and sending it.

    Actual website: https://www.kleinbottle.com/

    667:

    {WARNING: sarcasm level of 14.9 detected}

    Here's another piece of TMITF[4] fiction:

    "Britain’s government-debt market, then, may see demand steadily leak away over the next few decades in the same way the stockmarket has over the past few. Both declines have consequences, but those of the second may be felt more keenly. A stagnant stockmarket is a totemic blow to the City of London’s status as a global financial centre. And if overseas listings pull innovative firms elsewhere, they are less likely to contribute to Britain’s future prosperity. A lack of demand for sovereign debt makes borrowing more expensive for taxpayers at a time when public services are already creaking and demands on government spending only likely to grow."[3]

    So... what happens when UK government needs to further slash off 'bureaucrat fat' to somehow make one person do the work of three (better yet four)?

    Well, chatGPT gets the necessary re-training ("burocratGPT™") to provide basic clerk services for dull tedious functionality of civil governance and as huge plus each instance of burocratGPT™ operates 24X7 rather than having to allow human bureaucrats time off work for sleep-food-defecation. It takes 4.2 humans to do that round-the-clock coverage of a burocratGPT™. And best of all, you can 'spin up' additional copies as necessary for less than the money spent upon toilet paper needed by those defecating humans each day. So after steep startup costs (£50,000,000), the additional units will be cheap (£20) and when any surge of demand for bureaucracy fades outs it can be terminated without the fuss of humans who'd protest being turned off.

    Soon enough, burocratGPT™ gets forked into something which can operate real world equipment, which are in net effect RPVs (remotely piloted vehicles). Examples include but not limited to: busdriverGPT™, trainoperatorGPT™, intakenurseGPT™, bedpanemptierGPT™, etc to fill various open jobs that are either poorly paid or miserably unpleasant.

    Sooner or later every low level job in the UK is being performed by some unholy blend of RPV robot plus generalized AI plus motivated convict[1] plus PhD candidates[2]. Vast savings.

    Sure, sure, there's another hundred thousand added each month onto the listings of those lacking employable skills. But fewer unionized workers who can go on strike, thus lessened unrest and smooth running infrastructure at lowered costs. Best of all, the UK finally has something to export that other nations are interested in importing.

    Especially Japan, South Korea and the United States. All those nations uncomfortable in allowing high volume of immigration of unskilled foreigners to fill empty menial jobs. In many cases, due to falling birth rates of 'native' citizens there's a contracting labor pool. Along with disdain for [insert-here-WSCN-racist-rant-about-being-mistaken-for-reviled-minority] work.

    A rather bleak glimpse into the social consequences – oh so very TMITF -- of insufficient retirement savings, plus lousy childcare options, plus gender inequalities can be seen playing out in the rather extreme instance of women in South Korea simply refusing to ever marry because they refuse to be the unpaid servant to four in-laws, one husband and two point two children.

    So if Westminster can ignore the hordes of undereducated semi-feral children, unemployed adults and slowly crumbling infrastructure under assault by climate change, then not only can they get "Brexit done right" so too the UK can once again take the lead into a gloriously profitable future.

    =+=+=+=+=+=

    [1] "motivated convict" being capitalistspeak for "if you do not work 10 hours a day operating this RPV bedpan emptying robot then you do not get more than 1200 calories daily"

    [2] PhD candidates who are in unnecessary disciplines lacking significant benefit to capitalists seeking the next entrepreneurial 'unicorn'; examples include but not limited to: French lit, Peru's pre-colonial history, snake reproductive biology, non-quark particle physics, etc

    [3] from https://www.economist.com/britain/2023/03/02/britains-stockmarket-has-languished-its-gilt-market-may-be-next

    [4] TMITF = twenty minutes into the future; as in, near term science fiction; possible solutions to climate change being 'hopepunk' but given human stupidity and amorally shortsighted greed, most likely 'miserypunk' of dystopian ruins being picked over by malnourished adults and feral children as per: urban India, slums in South America and rural USA locales abandoned to WSCNs.

    =+=+=+=

    668:

    Heteromeles @ 665:

    "The California Pizza Company"

    Not CPK, California Pizza Kitchen? It's a big chain.

    I dunno' - could be.

    All I remember for sure is "California" and "Pizza" in the name.

    The only reason I remember them at all is because they were on the other side of the mall entrance from the Barnes & Noble. I looked at their takeout menu once going from the bookstore into the mall.

    I think Covid got 'em. They hadn't been open that long around here when Covid hit.

    I usually buy grocery store pizza now and add additional toppings of my own before baking it at home. Eight slices makes four meals - one when I cook it & three reheated in the microwave.

    669:

    "put the residue in small viles"

    Very vile vials. :-)

    670:

    Nope, there's an earlier sequel -- the Koran. (Yes, you will find mention of Jesus in Islam -- as just another prophet, not the messiah.)

    Yes. Christianity is just fan-made canon that broke away from the main canon before the official sequel was released. The Revelation of St John has a lot in common with The Orville. Or like the two non-authorised sequel mini-series made of Lonesome Dove before McMurtry wrote a sequel then two prequels (all of which have been made into mini-series').

    671:

    Concerning the bunch you named, I would find their funerals nearly as satisfying as their hanging. If they were fired from guns... I would consider abstaining from sea food for a while.

    672:

    I think Covid got 'em. They hadn't been open that long around here when Covid hit.

    That's probably CPK. They went bankrupt during the pandemic and reorganized, so they're still around, and they're definitely mall denizens.

    673:

    Very vile vials. :-)

    Oh gosh, did I misspell that?

    674:

    *Actual website: https://www.kleinbottle.com/*

    A relative gave me one while I was a grad student. I left it sitting innocently on the lab glassware shelf when I graduated. It's fun.

    675:

    Your copy of the Web link is borked. Interested people should use the link in Moz's post.

    JHomes

    676:

    Eventually the time will come when you no longer get another day older and all that debt becomes someone else's problem.

    Not true in this song, John. From the end of each chorus:

    St. Peter, don't you call me, 'cause I can't go

    I owe my soul to the company store.

    677:

    Autocorrect is a fine servant but a harsh master...

    678:

    Troutwaxer

    ODE TO A SPELL CHECKER

    Eye halve a spelling check her,
    It came with my pea sea.
    It plane lee marks four my revue
    Miss steaks aye kin knot sea.

    Eye ran this poem threw it,
    Your sure reel glad two no.
    Its vary polished in it’s weigh , My checker tolled me sew.

    A check her is a bless sing;
    It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
    It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
    And aides me when aye rime.

    Each frays come posed up on my screen,
    Eye trussed too bee a joule;
    The checker pours o’er every word
    To cheque sum spelling rule.

    Bee fore wee rote with checkers
    Hour spelling was inn deck line,
    Butt now when wee dew have a laps,
    Wee are knot maid too wine.

    Butt now bee cause my spelling
    Is checked with such grate flare,
    There are know faults with in my cite,
    Of nun eye am a wear.

    Now spelling does knot phase me,
    It does knot bring a tier;
    My pay purrs awl due glad den
    With wrapped words fare as hear.

    To rite with care is quite a feet
    Of witch won should be proud;
    And we mussed dew the best wee can
    Sew flaws are knot aloud.

    That’s why eye brake in two averse
    Cuz eye dew want too please.
    Sow glad eye yam that aye did bye
    This soft wear four pea seas.

    679:

    ilya187 @ 581: There is a sequel for the New Testament. It's called Book of Mormon.

    Can I just point out that when I talked about David Kossoff doing a sequel, what I meant was that I wondered why he didn't give the New Testament the same treatment he gave the Old: tell the stories as entertaining read for children.

    680:

    Howard @ 608: What gets overlooked in chats about content vs consumers vs vendors vs distribution is how the cable companies have monopolies over distribution.

    I'm well aware of it. I read TechDirt, which covers this regularly. Most recent example: Telecom Monopolies Win Again: Gigi Sohn Forced To Withdraw From FCC Nomination

    However this fact merely changes the shape of the cost-demand curve for the monopoly. It doesn't alter the game.

    681:

    Heteromeles 673:

    make that... verily reviled and overly vain vile vials

    ...or something akin to that vein of vainglory verbiage, lacking in valorous mien

    682:

    Me @ 538: So what if we built an actual robot and hooked it up to these machine learning algorithms.

    Uh oh, looks like Google is already working on it

    I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords.

    683:

    The think that I object to about that is it misspells cheque, or possibly Czech.

    684:

    Question to everyone who says that ChatGPT doesn't know anything (which I tend to agree with).

    How do you know a human mind is not a bigger, fancier version of ChatGPT?

    ChatGPT simply does statistics with words? Well, all human knowledge is also statistics, when it comes down to it.

    685:

    And Judaism itself is a rewrite of older beliefs, done under king Josiah.

    686:

    Do you know you're reinventing philosophical zombies?

    687:

    Yes. And Panpsychism.

    Can we combine the two? What if everything is conscious except human beings?

    688:

    Eventually the time will come when you no longer get another day older and all that debt becomes someone else's problem.

    Possibly your children's. In Pennsylvania you are legally responsible for some of your parent's debts (medical debt definitely, possible some others).

    689:

    How do you know a human mind is not a bigger, fancier version of ChatGPT?

    ChatGPT lacks reasoning, and while I do not have insider information, I think it is structural. The principle of those systems (simplified) is that there's a word-sized input and a word sized output with a bunch of layers (I heard 50 and 80) between them which have some memorization capability, but are otherwise full forward, e.g. layers n feeds layer n+1, no loops. The prompt and the user input is fed to the input, then a word is taken from the output, given as a result and fed back in to get the next word, up to the point the system decides its answer is complete. So structurally, you could say that the system blurts out the first thing that comes to its mind, fsvo "mind". But there's no self-reflexion capability, it has no way to compute on what it is going to say other that those fixed 50-80 steps. So no open-ended reasoning, no common-sense checking, no contradiction detection, etc.

    So the human brain has something more intrinsically that ChatGPT can't have at this point.

    690:

    Autocorrect is a fine servant but a harsh master...

    Not really. I mean, it fussed when I typed vile instead of vial, but I ignored it.

    691:

    And Judaism itself is a rewrite of older beliefs, done under king Josiah.

    While the reforms under Josiah (whose actual extent at the time is not quite clear) are certainly an important step on the way, the beginning of the development of "Judaism" out of the older Israelitic religion would conventionally be dated somewhat later, to the Persian times, after the re-building of the Temple ("Second Temple", hence "Second Temple Judaism") under Ezra and Nehemiah. And even then it probably was a gradual process. The Judaism that is practised today came into being only after the destruction of the last Temple by the Romans in 70 CE. And it's interesting to ponder in how far its development was influenced (and even triggered) by the need to respond to a certain new sect that was beginning to spread at the same time…

    692:

    For turret 2, I nominate Boris Johnson, Nigel Farage, and ... dammit, the list of Brexiter candidates is so long we'd run the powder magazines dry!

    693:

    You'd use less powder if you simply tied them to the muzzles of field guns. Which should make Farage at least happy, as that is a British tradition… :-)

    (Does sound a bit New Management-ish, I'll admit.)

    694:

    Rather it will get brighter until the Earth overheats.

    Various folks have tried, but nobody recently, I think.

    500MY out, we have continental drift splitting continents apart then reassembling a giant mega-continent roughly every 200MY. I don't think they've named anything beyond the next supercontinent, due in about 150-200MY (which IIRC is going to be called something like Pangaea Ultima). The megacontinents typically have incredibly arid, desert interiors -- think the Australian desert, only the size of Asia or Africa. And megafauna! The opposite of island dwarfism.

    500MY is also enough time for solar brightening to being dehydrogenating the upper lithosphere -- solar UV splits water molecules in the upper atmosphere then kicks hydrogen radicals right out of the ionosphere. At 1000MY we're looking at the oceans drying out and plate tectonics grinding to a standstill (the movement of the crustal plates being lubricated by hydrates).

    There's also the issue of oxygenation. Earth's atmosphere has been steadily accumulating oxygen, with a few setbacks, for the past 1GY, ever since life finished oxidizing the upper mantle enough for surplus gaseous oxygen not to get mopped up raidly. But if the pO2 exceeds roughly 28-30%, even waterlogged tissues will burn -- land animals, trees, peat bogs, you name it. And there are enough lightning strikes and volcanic events annually that the resulting wildfires will trigger ever-larger firestorms until nothing can survive above the surface of oceans or lakes.

    But that assumes nobody does anything to stop any of it happening.

    A "gravity tractor" consisting of a stream of asteroids with solar sails can be used to transfer orbital momentum between planets by means of repeated fly-bys. You could set one up that would, over a period of single to double digit MY, drag Earth further out from the Sun, using Jupiter as a gravitational potential energy sink. Or, better still, Mars: drop Mars in closer to the sun, move Earth further out, keep both planets in the triple phase corner of the state diagram for water for as long as possible (as it migrates out from the brightening sun).

    When we're ready for the red giant phase, hopefully someone will still be around to ramp up the gravity tractors again and move Earth way out beyond Saturn's orbit, then gradually drop it back in towards the final white dwarf that remains once Sol blows its outer layers out into deep space. But by then we're going to be into the epoch of the M31-Milky Way merger, which is going to be chaotic as fuck for a period of a few billion years until the resulting mega-galaxy calms down and stops ejecting stars at random.

    NB: I do not expect anything recognizably human to survive into that epoch. Or even mammals. Probably not even members of kingdom animalia. We're talking about a period ten times greater than the gap between the present and the pre-Cambrian explosion, so who the hell knows?

    695:

    NB: I do not expect anything recognizably human to survive into that epoch. Or even mammals. Probably not even members of kingdom animalia.

    As long as civilization survives and genetic engineering is a thing, species can be evolutionary "frozen" forever. Otherwise, to be sure, everything will go full Ozymandias.

    696:

    The Judaism that is practised today came into being only after the destruction of the last Temple by the Romans in 70 CE. And it's interesting to ponder in how far its development was influenced (and even triggered) by the need to respond to a certain new sect that was beginning to spread at the same time…

    And where many of them were attending services at the various synagogues in the Mediterranean area for a large part of that time.

    698:

    And you're wondering why I think a 500,000,000 year trip forward is a worthwhile fate for some people?

    One point: The Cambrian age was about 500,000,000 years ago, not 50,000,000 years ago. This points to the fun factoid that it took longer for cyanobacteria to oxygenate Earth's atmosphere than aerobic life will be around to enjoy the result. Oh well.

    A second point, brought home rather embarrassingly by the old Future is Wild series: A repeated mistake futurists make about deep time is to look backwards before they project forward. There's an awkward tendency to then imagine a deep future that for no particular reason looks like the past of equivalent age. It's odd how often post-apocalyptic SFF cultures 2000 years in the future wear tunics and sandals...

    While I agree that unicellular life will outlast multicellular life, I don't think the multicellular life on the next Pangea will be a bunch of primitive synapasids like Dimetrodon. Tough clades tend to stick around, so I'd bet on things like ants, termites, reptiles, mammals, birds, and, yes, human descendants.

    The problem the world has with getting rid of us is that our cultures evolve faster than our genes do, and make up for a lot of things that genetic evolution would otherwise have to do. So long as Earth can support at least a few thousand humans clustered in a spot, my bet is that cultural evolution will keep our clade going.

    699:

    when considering a bobble-jump into the deep future, you should recognize there's going to be (between now and that future) an open-ended, ongoing struggle between large organisms (human, mammal, etc) and opportunistic parasitical smaller scaled organisms (virus, bacteria, prion, divorce attorney, etc)...

    never mind 500MY, in less than a 1MY there will surely be vastly more aggressive parasitical organisms

    as soon as the bobble's barrier pops will result in those unloved exiles experiencing uber-covid and/or mega-flu and/or soul sucking divorce attorney... which in the cases of politicians -- GOP (US) along with TORY (UK) -- experiencing sudden infections is such poetic justice given their abuses of nation health care and neglect of everyone not a part of the 1% elite...

    my only regret is not being there in 500MY to listen to an intake nurse tapping a foot (tentacle?) impatiently whilst these exiled politicians explain why they do not have any fully paid update private insurance coverage... with the nurse explaining in very very small words: "no coverage, no treatment, no exceptions"

    700:

    Not only a Klein bottle, but a Klein Bottle Opener .

    701:

    And to Heteromeles. In order for that to happen, you have to have a society with the goal of achieving that, continually over that period. Do you seriously think that there would never be phases of extreme genetic modification and of erasing the past? Oh, come now!

    I doubt that anything classifiable as H. sapiens will last even a million years, given the changes that are upon us (both chosen and not).

    At 500 Myr, I would expect at least animals, unless we or an asteroid completely destroys the ecosystem, but possibly not even any air-breathing vertebrates. At 5 Gyr, I side with OGH.

    702:

    NB: I do not expect anything recognizably human to survive into that epoch. Or even mammals. Probably not even members of kingdom animalia.

    Somewhat off-topic:

    I've been reading a lot about fungi lately, and I increasingly wonder: Some people had proposed that the Great Filter behind Fermat's Paradox is multicellularity -- it is easy for life to emerge, but not for cooperative life, and we are going to find a lot of planets populated entirely by pond scum. (I admit I've been tending toward this very explanation for a long time.)

    But suppose we got it backwards -- once microscopic self-replicators begin to form cooperative networks, these networks spread inexorably, and it is just a lucky (for us) accident that Earth life hit a local minimum with discrete self-contained mobile networks, aka "animals".

    Both animals and fungi are networks which process nutrients and information. With some exceptions, animals are mobile and limited in size; fungi are immobile (globally -- often fairly mobile locally) and theoretically unlimited in size. Had the latter outcompeted the former about 600 MY ago, Earth would have ended up similar to Stanislaw Lem's Solaris -- a planet-girdling fungal network, quite possibly capable of processing information on the scale far exceeding that of a human brain, but with concerns, priorities and data inputs so utterly different, no communication is ever possible.

    I'd love to see science fiction based on this premise: Earth is unique or incredibly rare in being populated by discrete individuals. Every other biosphere we find is essentially a single creature.

    703:

    The Judaism that is practised today came into being only after the destruction of the last Temple by the Romans in 70 CE. And it's interesting to ponder in how far its development was influenced (and even triggered) by the need to respond to a certain new sect that was beginning to spread at the same time…

    And where many of them were attending services at the various synagogues in the Mediterranean area for a large part of that time.

    Yes, at first. But the interesting part happens when that slowly stops as it's becoming increasingly clear that the two groups are no longer two branches of the same cult, but different religions. I surmise that this eventually sets both groups (not just the Christians, but the Jews as well) on a track leading to a more rigorous definition of their religious identity: "who are we and why do these people not belong to us".

    704:

    *But suppose we got it backwards -- once microscopic self-replicators begin to form cooperative networks, these networks spread inexorably, and it is just a lucky (for us) accident that Earth life hit a local minimum with discrete self-contained mobile networks, aka "animals". *

    Your backwards is actually reality. Multicellularity requires an oxygen atmosphere, symbiosis does not.

    I strongly recommend reading "A Symbiotic View of Life: We Have Never Been Individuals" ( https://www.journals.uchicago.edu/doi/10.1086/668166 ) and Merlin Sheldrake's Entangled Life.

    I'd love to see science fiction based on this premise: Earth is unique or incredibly rare in being populated by discrete individuals. Every other biosphere we find is essentially a single creature.

    Both of these are untrue. We're no more discrete individuals than Scalzi's kaiju are, but that doesn't mean we're all a single creature. Especially since a "creature" is made by a creator. Our boundaries are not only porous at many scales, but our normal development and continued health require the presence of others, from viruses to friends and family.

    705:

    'I'd love to see science fiction based on this premise: Earth is unique or incredibly rare in being populated by discrete individuals. Every other biosphere we find is essentially a single creature. '

    IIRC Ursula le Guin went part way there with The Word For World Is Forest, but it's 35 years simce I read it and it's part of the Hainish Sequence, so it's definitely not the full mpremise.

    Also, there is a story of a similar but much grimmer ilk which I was sure was by George R R Martin but I can't find the title. It definitely involved spore-driven zombie contagion.

    706:

    She's pretty awful, it's true, but if they stay in office much longer I'm pretty sure we'll get to see Home Secretary Badenoch. (Shudder.) It's a bottomless well of putrid vileness.

    707:

    amongst the 'characters' scattered throughout the multiverse detailed in a five volume series by Terry Pratchett and Stephen Baxter included Earth-spanning intellects as well as other Earths having communal ecologic arrangements impossible to describe in this small box... first book in series being "The Long Earth"

    708:

    A unicellular life form goes on a jihad to set human cells free.

    709:

    FWIW, robot train operators aren't the future, they're here. All that's needed is social acceptance.

    That said, it's not clear that there aren't parts of the job they can't do, but a BARTD train left its stop, moved onto the next stop, and opened the doors a couple of decades ago. Nobody noticed the train operator had been left on the platform. I forget how many stops it made before a new operator got on board. (This was in the SF Bay area, in case there's more than one BARTD.)

    710:

    A unicellular life form goes on a jihad to set human cells free.

    "Blood Music" by Greg Bear

    711:

    For turret 2, I nominate Boris Johnson, Nigel Farage, and ... dammit, the list of Brexiter candidates is so long we'd run the powder magazines dry!

    As far as I'm concerned, help from the USA would be just as necessary for Britain as it is for Ukraine... 😄

    713:

    Tunics and sandals are quite reasonable. They're basic, simple, and comfortable if you can control the climate. Trousers are really not reasonable unless you're riding horses or some such. Shoes are excessive if you have decent footing and reasonably controlled climate. So tunics and sandals are more reasonable than suits and ties. You could make an argument for tee-shirts and shorts that would be as good, though. And something like flip-flops for the sandals.

    Arguments against this should be based around something like "controlling the spread of fungus".

    714:

    Neither "The Thing" nor Blood Music is quite what I was thinking about, although I enjoyed them both. I was imagining giant, intelligent amoebas who've decided multicellularity is a sin, showing up on earth with a manifesto and a plan...

    715:

    FWIW, there's decent evidence that multicellularity isn't that difficult to evolve. It looks as if there's another attempt happening on Earth at the present moment. Mixotricha paradoxa if I've got the name right. If not, see "The Ancestor's Tale" Dawkins.

    716:

    Nobody noticed the train operator had been left on the platform. I forget how many stops it made before a new operator got on board.

    I find this rather unlikely. Most trains operate with a dead man's switch, which automatically stops the train if an operator is incapacitated (or not physically present).

    717:

    “ The reason for its inability to answer your question is therefore quite straightforward: there are probably no accounts on the internet of Lincoln's life which explicitly list his body parts in conjunction with his going to Washington.”

    I think GPT is more sophisticated than that. It’s all just stats on word chains, but it combines from statistically similar chains of words.

    Words like “George Washington” and “Roosevelt” have high probability of being used in with the exact same surrounding words as “Abraham Lincoln”. And more weakly, many peoples names occur with very similar surrounding words (“was born on”, etc, etc).

    If there were many, many, many cases where texts spoke of peoples left legs going with them when they went places - or if it was usual for there to be text about presidents left legs going with them to Washington, then when GPT rolled the dice to create an answer it might say that Lincoln’s left leg went with him when he went to Washington. Text about right legs would also help increase the odds.

    718:

    You could make an argument for tee-shirts and shorts that would be as good, though.

    Away from modern or even not so modern plumbing and it's not all that cold I can see a tunic.

    719:

    Social acceptance? The Docklands Light Railway has been running driverless since 1987.

    720:

    I've wanted a Klein bottle coffee mug for years.

    721:

    Given that one set of my grandparents came from eastern Austria-Hungary (no clue beyond that), I've said for many years that makes me a bouncing Czech.

    722:

    One of Joseph Wambaugh's books features a rogue cop called "The Bad Czech." Maybe a relation?

    723:

    There were multiple version of Judaism before then. I have an academic book, The Hebrew Goddess (R. Patai, Wayne Univ. Press), originally from '63, where he talks in one chapter about there being three versions: the court, the wandering prophets (e.g. streetcorner preachers), and the populace (90% of the people, farmers, herders, etc), who lived in close proximity to their neighbors, Caananites. He notes that in Judges, IIRC, that so-and-so was so holy, that he went up the hill and overthrew and burnt the Asherah. Repeat 20 years later with someone else....

    Also, back in the sixties, they had tens of thousands of potsherds inscribed, "To Asherah and Her Yaweh".

    And to keep this from getting too deep... http://silverdragon.5-cent.us/kate/javacrucianism.html

    724:

    Um, nope. You feel free to wear sandals, esp. flip-flops. Until you have the genengineering to modify feet to a) no flat feet; b) no plantar fasciitis, etc. Oh, and no tall plants with sharp leaves, or spines....

    Thank you, I'm happy to wear boots half the year. And they, and all my shoes, have ->arch support<- (more so, since I developed plantar fasciitis).

    725:

    Tim H. @ 671:

    Y'all keep in mind (and I want to reiterate ... again) the operative word is FANTASY!

    726:

    I find this rather unlikely. Most trains operate with a dead man's switch, which automatically stops the train if an operator is incapacitated

    You would be wrong.

    BART was designed for driverless operation. A few years later, so was the DLR (Docklands Light Railway) in London. They're far from the only ones. The Schwebebahn people-mover at Frankfurt airport, for example (overhead suspended monorail).

    What these lines have in common, though, is that they operate on closed, self-contained tracks, with in-station facilities for handling passenger problems, and the trains aren't expected to be able to roam around a larger network. (And I know for a fact that the DLR has an operator's station available at the front of each multiple unit which can be unlocked and driven by a human being where necessary.)

    727:

    Oh, and no tall plants with sharp leaves, or spines....

    Yup. On which note, skin-covering garments (long sleeves, long trousers or skirts) may be a really good idea if you're living in a natural environment with vegetation like stinging nettles or gympie-gympie (clue: it's Australian, of course it's horrifically venomous!).

    I mean, clothing serves multiple purposes. It's not just decorative, it can also advertise wealth or social status or ethnicity or gender or age, indicate willingness to put up with fashion (i.e. relative socialization with some in-group), be protective against various environmental insults, and a convenient way of carrying stuff (pockets!). Reducing it to "all anyone needs is a tunic and sandals" is reductionist nonsense.

    728:

    AlanD2 @ 676:

    Eventually the time will come when you no longer get another day older and all that debt becomes someone else's problem.

    Not true in this song, John. From the end of each chorus:

    St. Peter, don't you call me, 'cause I can't go

    I owe my soul to the company store.

    Oh, I'm well familiar with the song as the source for "another day older and deeper in debt", but the point remains - after you check out ... when St Peter calls ... the company store has no way to collect.

    If you die broke, and there's not enough in your "estate" to pay your bills, your creditors are S.O.L.

    Any putative heirs are not responsible for paying YOUR debts out of their own pockets. They may not get anything, but THEY don't owe anything "to the company store".

    Either way - after you're gone - it's someone else's problem.

    729:

    Reducing it to "all anyone needs is a tunic and sandals" is reductionist nonsense.

    Some years ago I played in this scifi live-action roleplaying game (of about two days). This was very much like 'Battlestar Galactica' with the serial numbers filed off, though it had a lot of similarities with a lot of space operaish stuff.

    Anyway, I was part of a minority group whose aesthetic was basically 'crystal spires and togas'. I made my dress myself, and based it on a Japanese yukata. I didn't want any bags, especially not our modern ones as they would've felt too out of place, so I had to figure out some place to keep my personal stuff.

    So I used the old way of making the sleeves to be kind of like pockets. Big sleeves, and cuffs which had large pockets, so I could stuff things in them. It worked fine for the couple of days the game lasted, but in real life it'd be quite impractical. It was good as a distinction from the 'regular' culture there, too.

    (The game was called Odysseys and it'll get some new runs in 2024 - if somebody is at all interested it's worth taking a look.)

    730:

    "you're living in a natural environment with vegetation like stinging nettles or gympie-gympie"

    I spent a number of years hiking around the Upper Sonoran Desert. Do not mess with cholla (CHO-yah).

    https://www.flickr.com/photos/bryanto/2507673366

    731:

    I'm on driverless shuttle trains a couple times a year on average.

    732:

    Robert Prior @ 688:

    Eventually the time will come when you no longer get another day older and all that debt becomes someone else's problem.

    Possibly your children's. In Pennsylvania you are legally responsible for some of your parent's debts (medical debt definitely, possible some others).

    It's their problem to the extent they have to settle your estate in order to inherit anything. But if your estate isn't sufficient to cover your debts, your heirs won't have to pay. They won't get anything, but they won't owe anything either.

    Your estate has to pay your debts. If the estate is insolvent then that's your creditors tough luck.

    Anyone who tells you differently is trying to swindle you. And yes, doctors & hospitals (and other creditors) will try to get you to cosign for your parents debt, but you have NO LEGAL OBLIGATION TO DO SO.

    https://www.debt.org/advice/inheriting/

    733:

    Oh, I'm well familiar with the song as the source for "another day older and deeper in debt", but the point remains - after you check out ... when St Peter calls ... the company store has no way to collect.

    This is fantasy, John. You can't die until you pay off the company store! 😄

    734:

    The version I heard was set on the Tube, and had the driver strapping down the Dead Man Switch because holding it down was too much like hard work. I think all these stories should be filed under "pics or it didn'thappen."

    735:

    Do not make the mistake of assuming your local law is universal.

    Under French law, for example, you might be personally liable for the deceased’s debt. It seems somewhat complicated and can involve repudiating inheritance to avoid.

    736:

    Your estate has to pay your debts. If the estate is insolvent then that's your creditors tough luck.

    That is not the case in Pennsylvania*. Look up "Filial Responsibility Law".

    https://www.timesherald.com/2022/05/19/legal-ease-are-children-responsible-for-parents-nursing-home-bill-in-pennsylvania


    *And many other states. According to Wikipedia, 27 states have filial responsibility laws. Including, apparently, North Carolina. "According to North Carolina law, for example, the refusal to support your parents is a Class 2 misdemeanor. That can earn you a 60- or 120-day jail sentence. "

    737:

    My brother gave me one of those. It doesn't actually open bottles -- the opening is too narrow to grip the bottle cap.

    738:

    And something like flip-flops for the sandals.

    The Maasai have you covered there:

    https://22196.forumromanum.com/member/forum/entry_ubb.user_22196.2.1110529342.1110529342.1.massai_sandalen-mount_kilimanjaro.html

    This also answers the question what to do with all the old car tyres. ;-)

    739:

    I find this rather unlikely. Most trains operate with a dead man's switch, which automatically stops the train if an operator is incapacitated (or not physically present).

    It is not unheard of for operators to tie dead man switches so they can go to the bathroom, stretch their back, stay in a warm cabin, or otherwise increase their comfort.

    https://www.cbsnews.com/boston/news/cord-cause-runaway-red-line-operator-error/

    https://www.jig.org/lfo/lsr-breach-bypass-safety-controls-and-jamming-deadman-switch/

    Another frequently ignored safety regulation mentioned in the report was the "deadman's pedal", which a locomotive engineer had to keep depressed for the train to remain underway. Were he to fall asleep or pass out, his foot would slip from the pedal, triggering an alarm and engaging the train's brakes automatically a few seconds later. However, many engineers found this tiresome and bypassed the pedal by placing a heavy weight (often a worn out brake shoe) on it.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hinton_train_collision

    Powerboat forums are full of people discussing how to bypass the dead man switches on their engines.

    740:

    And in other news, how to short circuit the brain of Xtian fundamentalists who claim to support free speech https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/mar/08/pennsylvania-after-school-satan-club

    741:

    Away from modern or even not so modern plumbing and it's not all that cold I can see a tunic.

    Not if you're in range of mosquitos and similar flying insects. I vividly remember trying to pee while frantically fanning away mosquitos while camping. (Word of advice: mosquito repellant stings your tender bits and isn't really a solution!)

    (Or ticks. I dislike wearing long pants while hiking, but it's better than Lyme Disease.)

    742:

    There were multiple version of Judaism before then.

    That's a question of semantics (and definition). I wouldn't use the terms "Judaism", "Jewish" and so on for anything before the Babylonian exile, because they're anachronistic for that time.

    What you're referring to is what I called the "older Israelitic religion" in my comment above, and it is the ancestor to Judaism. And yes, you are perfectly correct that it wasn't a monolithic thing, but (a) had multiple versions at most given times, and (b) evolved over time, until it finally (roughly between the 5th century BCE and the 2nd century CE) developed into what we call "Judaism" today.

    But there are clear signs of evolution even before the exile. One hot topic among Biblical scholars in the last century has been the question whether monotheism stood at the beginning of Israelitic religious identity (and set it apart from everything around) or whether it is indeed a rather late development, perhaps in the context of the aforementioned reforms under King Josiah of Juda. The archeological findings in your book hint towards the latter. And it's also certainly true that the folk religion differed from the "official" practices at the cultic centres, so you're also correct that there were multiple versions of the religion at practically any given time.

    My sole point is: prior to Persian times I wouldn't call the religion(s) "Judaism".

    743:

    Look up "Filial Responsibility Law".

    I did (well, I followed the link and read the newspaper article). There's nothing in it pertaining to the claim that children are liable to pay for their deceased parents. All examples mentioned in the newspaper article are about parents who are still alive, but unable to pay their bill. The debate up-thread was about inherited debt, and that isn't covered in the article.

    It is, however, true that in different law systems heirs can inherit debts. In Germany, for instance. If you accept an inheritance and it turns out that it has a net value below 0, you are liable for paying off the debt. You can get out of that obligation by refusing (or repudiating; I don't know the appropriate English terminology) the inheritance. The German legal term is "das Erbe ausschlagen". You have to do that in front of a notary. And you only can refuse the whole inheritance. So, if you don't want to inherit the deceased's debt you also don't get to keep the stamp collection or whatever valuables there may be. I had to do that once as a child (well, we all did: my parents, my sister and me) when a distant relative had died, there was nothing of substance to inherit and nobody wanted it.

    744:

    Charlie Stross @ 726:

    I find this rather unlikely. Most trains operate with a dead man's switch, which automatically stops the train if an operator is incapacitated

    You would be wrong.

    BART was designed for driverless operation. A few years later, so was the DLR (Docklands Light Railway) in London. They're far from the only ones. The Schwebebahn people-mover at Frankfurt airport, for example (overhead suspended monorail).

    Is it truly "driverless" or is it just the driver is no longer physically present on the train (i.e. remote operators)?

    745:

    AlanD2 @ 733:

    Ok, point.

    746:

    Er, no. Flat feet have no problems with sandals (as I can witness from a lifetime of both), and a huge number of foot problems (including athlete's foot and many cases of plantar fasciitis) are caused by wearing shoes, especially rigid and supporting ones. Yes, people who have weakened tendons may need support, but wearing flexible footwear helps to avoid that. Of course, that does mean from childhood.

    Spiny plants and similar, I will give you, though long, heavy trousers are as important, often more so. However, I have walked through such things (including cholla and goathead-like seeds) in sandals, but I agree that it needs care.

    747:

    Tokyo's Yurikamome line is another unmanned train system, similar to the Docklands Light Railway in east London. There is no conductor on board, just a control room with staff who can intervene if something goes wrong (fire, accident etc.) There is a driver station at the end of each set of carriages where someone can operate the train but it's usually left locked up.

    748:

    MSB @ 743:

    Look up "Filial Responsibility Law".

    I did (well, I followed the link and read the newspaper article). There's nothing in it pertaining to the claim that children are liable to pay for their deceased parents. All examples mentioned in the newspaper article are about parents who are still alive, but unable to pay their bill. The debate up-thread was about inherited debt, and that isn't covered in the article.

    I would argue that such laws are an unconstitutional "Bill of Attainder".

    It is, however, true that in different law systems heirs can inherit debts. In Germany, for instance. If you accept an inheritance and it turns out that it has a net value below 0, you are liable for paying off the debt. You can get out of that obligation by refusing (or repudiating; I don't know the appropriate English terminology) the inheritance. The German legal term is "das Erbe ausschlagen". You have to do that in front of a notary. And you only can refuse the whole inheritance. So, if you don't want to inherit the deceased's debt you also don't get to keep the stamp collection or whatever valuables there may be. I had to do that once as a child (well, we all did: my parents, my sister and me) when a distant relative had died, there was nothing of substance to inherit and nobody wanted it.

    Basically in the U.S. all debts would be collected from the value of the estate BEFORE any of the residual assets are distributed to the heirs [with some limitations; THEY can't force you to sell your Mom's wedding ring, so you'd still get to keep family heirlooms even if the estate didn't have enough to pay all of her debts].

    THEY could force you to sell Real Property (i.e. liquidate houses & lands) and apply the monies to paying off debts (including any mortgages), but if the sale didn't bring in enough to pay off the debts you wouldn't be liable for any debt beyond what the sale can bring into the estate. And if the property is mortgaged, the sale won't go through unless it is sufficient to pay off the mortgage ... in that case the bank or mortgage company is going to get the house.

    Bottom line - IF the debts are greater than the value of the estate (other than small family heirlooms) the heirs get nothing. But the heirs are not responsible for debts above and beyond the value of the estate.

    749:

    The one pair of sandals I ever owned, late sixties, I bought... but was indeed, like the Vietnames, BJ Goodrich sandals.

    750:

    Y'know, back to the original theme... here's a question that I have yet to see someone ask: why would you want to register a copyright or patent to an AI? I mean, unless you were trying to avoid taxes, or some such...?

    751:

    One easy win is that the AI doesn't have to die, so the copyright will never expire.

    752:

    On the subject of "updates." I'd like to see an update of the Illuminatus trilogy. We have new, more and better conspiracy theories to put into play!

    753:

    Charlie
    Earth's atmosphere has been steadily accumulating oxygen, with a few setbacks, for the past 1GY
    Um, err, NO ...
    End-Carboniferous, Oxygen content of atmosphere was over 30%, yes?

    I do not expect anything recognizably human to survive into that epoch. Or even mammals. - erm: Last & First Men Olaf Stapeldon, also - yes?

    754:

    Charlie, I think I have it: the AI incorporates - an artificial person incorporating as an artificial person, and all the income goes into a trust fund. The wealthy person, who would be the actual CEO, is just the approinted trustee (appointed by the AI that they control), and the human controls the money, takes loans against it, etc. A trust fund, basically, for yourself.

    755:

    "I do not expect anything recognizably human to survive into that epoch."

    If anything recognizably human is the most advanced form of sentient life in Year 3000, I'd be surprised. We know that life is modifiable, we know that humanity could benefit from improvement in multiple aspects, and it would be extremely surprising if the trend didn't continue. Not to mention various singulartarion possibilities.

    Current-version humans, cats and goldfish might still be around, but the state of the art will have moved on.

    756:

    I know, sorry I didn't add "/S". BTW, didn't the last generation of Royal Navy battleships carry 18" guns?/S

    757:

    Also SkyTrain in Vancouver B.C. has always been fully automated. I believe it first ran in 1986, which I think was later than BART.

    758:

    There's nothing in it pertaining to the claim that children are liable to pay for their deceased parents.

    OK, I'll google for you.

    Thirty states have created laws that make the adult child responsible for their parents’ unpaid medical bills if the estate can’t pay the balance. This is known as filial responsibility laws. Even though many of the states don’t impose these laws, cases have been won in the past for medical facilities that sued the adult children.

    https://probateadvance.com/who-is-responsible-for-deceased-parents-debt/

    But check state law. Close to 30 states have what's known as "filial responsibility" statutes. Those require adult children to pay for a deceased parent's unpaid medical debts, such as those to hospitals or nursing homes, when the estate cannot.

    https://money.cnn.com/2014/06/19/pf/inherited-debt-adult-children/

    759:

    Also SkyTrain in Vancouver B.C. has always been fully automated. I believe it first ran in 1986

    Started collecting fares January 1, 1986. Opened December 11 1985 with free service.

    760:

    Oh my god.

    There are so many ways that inherited debt is terrible. Next step: indentured servitude for you because your parents died in debt. Because their parents died in debt.

    And the people who are at a disadvantage here don't have the money to hire lawyers to fight such an unjust law, so it keeps scooping people up.

    The 0.01% won't be happy until everybody else is enslaved in all-but-name. And then the name can be changed. Fun times.

    761:

    whitroth 720:

    which obliges you to utilize a Möbius strip as spoon...

    ...and only consume pastries based upon Umbilic torus (donuts only more nerdish)

    automation:

    from the minimal details offered those trains are less than fully automated, not 100% trainoperatorGPT™ but rather some locally running code superseded at will (or whim) by 'control' so it's more-or-less an RPV with some degree of autopiloting during stretches of predictable routine operations... light years away from AI...

    here in New York City there's been repeated efforts at reducing two-man train crews to a single human conductor providing eyeballs ensuring safety plus an autopilot-RPV-hybrid but between the unions resisting and wary citizens it went nowhere

    just was not enough people getting warm fuzzies to support it

    always what delays introduction of automation is the huge sunk in cost of fixtures and equipment and SOP... that 'standard operating procedure' took years to settle into becoming routine and it is with justifiable terror employees -- factory floor to managers to CXOs -- regard such massive changes... if it ain't utterly broke why change it?

    oh yeah resistance is futile but it is all too human... only certain way to get fully automated (up to the moment of whatever is considered the newest shiny toys) is an empty patch of property and pour fresh concrete and hire desperate non-union employees and install brand new everything from the bottom up... which is what Tesla did and why their cars require so few man-hours of human sweat per unit... those existing automotive factories (Ford, GM, etc) have no incentive to start over from 'blank paper'... not until they get so squeezed by falling sales they are driven into full out-n-out panicking...

    my snarky attempt -- bedpanemptierGPT™, etc -- at predicting UK's response to labor shortages in filling underpaid positions plus dire need for further budget cuts will be what feeds that level of out-n-out panicking which in turn triggers adoption of automation, no matter who protests...

    BLEAK TRUTH: politics of greed-neglect-elitism will be what forces automation into the mainstream and it will still take a hugely vicious 'n amoral government to force it through... the sort of politicians who outlaw books, rollback child labor laws, reduce health care and blame those under-educated, malnourished working poor for their poverty... so... Tory (UK)? or GOP (US)? who goes first in forcing automation upon a reluctant nation?

    762:

    If you have a stove or a hot plate, put a bit of olive oil in a frying pan and heat up the pizza slices in the oil. It is very very good.

    763:

    which is what Tesla did and why their cars require so few man-hours of human sweat per unit... those existing automotive factories (Ford, GM, etc) have no incentive to start over from 'blank paper'... not until they get so squeezed by falling sales they are driven into full out-n-out panicking...

    I think you're comparing the Tesla of 2023 with the US auto plants of 2003 or 1993.

    Things HAVE changed. And if you replace the ICE engine and transmission with an electric motor and no transmission, you eliminate vast amounts of assembly labor costs. But even 15 years ago an auto factory in the US looked so different than in the previous decades it was hardly recognizable. And even more so companies like BMW back then testing their engine assemlies without actually running them via connections to pressure injectors and gauges. Bearing surfaces just had a very thin layre of lubricants. This allowed the engines to NOT need oil or other fluids until the complete car was built around it. Which allowed such things as mounting the cars on the assembly line such that they could be rotated 90 or 180 degrees for easier, better, faster parts fitting.

    And Tesla had a huge amount of labor issues with Elon attempting way too much automation. All kinds of re-work needed. Which was possible to fudge in as the initial prices were so high as to allow for all this re-work. 10+ years on he's got the balance a bit better now.

    764:

    AFAIK the Japanese ships Mushasi and Yamato were the only 2 vessels to carry an 18" main battery as completed (Shimano was laid down as a third member of the class, but completed and sunk as an aircraft carrier). The back blast from the main battery necessitated turrets for the 3rd tier AAA guns.

    British and US battleships of WW1 and WW2 were typically built with 15" or 16" main batteries.

    765:

    Very interesing indeed - though I assume that, even if verified, it's a long way to "industrial-production" levels.
    A "promising start" perhaps?

    Tim H
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    767:
    Imagine if your VoIP call begins with your terminal building a model of your speech patterns and sending that, ...

    Maybe you are joking here, but, the CODEC's used for GSM works exactly like this: By assuming that your speech can be produced by a model equipped with two tunable resonances, one fixed resonance, and an exponential function driving it.

    The sending end uses an algorithm, Kalmar Filter, f.ex., to fit this very crude model to produce an output that matches your local audio signal. Then it sends only the filter- and impulse- configurations to the receiver, and your voice is resurrected by the model.

    It can get down to a datarate of about 3.5 kbit/ second, and still work well enough to sound like the person you know.

    I find it somewhat spooky that in reality there is no actual connection between myself and the person I am talking to, I am just talking to a numeric model that becomes the person for the occasion. If one tuned the parameters slightly, one could become an entirely different person over the phone.

    So, what if one could build a somewhat bigger numerical model, still continually tuned with some algorithm?

    It could cover more "scope", surely.

    And, maybe that model could represent me well enough to make the other parties believe in my existence / presence? Whenever I am not there, the model could be "me" well enough.

    With Elon Musks money, there could be an exact digital model tasked with being an arsehole on Twitter, thus freeing up much quality time to harass employees "in the flesh".

    768:

    Oh, God :-(

    When telephones first went digital, there was a period of about 2 years where I had major problems hearing calls even with good connections, and many I couldn't hear at all. The 'solution' was to try and try again, in the hope of getting a different set of CODECs. Your post would explain why the problem has not entirely gone away.

    The reason is that I do not hear using the same auditory cues as most people (e.g. pitch is not that important). My belief is that my primary cue is micro-timing, which is precisely what is buggered up by many CODECs (*). And, of course, bloody Zoom, Teams, Skype and other such crap, which I can't use at all.

    (*) Based on some fairly good data, I hear at most one phoneme in three, and even then they aren't unambiguous. I do the rest by fill-in.

    769:

    here's a phrase we'll be seeing soon and likely on a monthly basis...

    "The various customized variants of burocratGPT™ that have been coming online turned out to be far cheaper and much politer in attention to highly efficient than an office of humans. Which is why the DMV[1] of New Jersey replaced 258 customer facing clerks with burocratGPT™. Oddly, none of the 31 managers and supervisors have been terminated after their 258 subordinates were."

    =+=+=+=

    [1] DMV = Department of Motor Vehicles; AKA the ninth circle of hell where those most innocent and least criminal of souls are sent to be slowly tormented in endless lines by embittered clerks trained in the art of sadistic bureaucracy

    770:

    re- near ambient temperature superconductors

    Made of N-doped Lutetium Hydride

    Unfortunately Lutetium is an RE and difficult to source. The metal (Im sure you need the metal to produce the hydride) is close to the price of gold (0.25 gold price). I can't see us building the national grid with this stuff...

    771:

    I can't see us building the national grid with this stuff...

    If only because, at that price, the cables would be being stolen almost instantly

    773:

    I stand corrected.

    774:

    That has happened in private industry also, all the production outsourced and makework for the redundant supervisors, because class war, at least until bankruptcy.

    775:

    Given superconductivity for that is at a minimum 3000 psi, theft should be exciting.

    776:

    However, it appears to indicate a promising class of materials so, if it is confirmed, expect to see people looking at 'similar' substances. Don't hold your breath, but some of you might see something like it come into use - but think biomedical equipment, rather than the grid.

    777:

    My Chemistry BSC ignored lutetium except for a mnemonic we had to learn to memorise lanthanides. So I looked it up. It’s currently refined from monazite as a by product of thorium and rare earth production. The concentration in monazite is 0.00001 percent. That’s the same as its concentration in the Earth’s crust. It’s somewhat more abundant than silver. Since its current value is about that of gold any new use would raise the price astronomically. Large scale use for the electricity grid is a pipe dream.

    778:

    EC
    However, it appears to indicate a promising class of materials - Yes, that's the point.
    Could be the start of very interesting & possibly useful developments, to say the least.

    779:

    Moorgate tube disaster of February 28th, 1975. 46 dead, over 70 injured. Nobody knows why the driver tied down the dead man's handle and failed to activate the brakes, but a fatal medical incident seems likely.

    780:

    On the subject of "updates." I'd like to see an update of the Illuminatus trilogy. We have new, more and better conspiracy theories to put into play!

    Eh, no.

    Today's most virulent conspiracy theories are simply remixes of the old ones -- for example, QAnon is a thinly-disguised reworking of the ancient anti-semitic Blood Libel; you still find bits of the Protocols of the Elders of Zion popping up among the alt-right, and so on.

    A successful Illuminatus! remix runs the risk of going viral in its own right, spreading paranoia and hate. Remember, conspiracy theories are about assigning blame, which is usually a prelude to retribution for some perceived harm. And in the epoch of anthropogenic climate change and rapacious disaster capitalism there's a lot of stuff to blame-and-punish for.

    So your worst case is that your happy fun 70s hippie paranoia novel gets turned into the new Protocols of the Elders of Zion and used to justify genocide. Which would be irresponsible at best.

    782:

    When telephones first went digital, there was a period of about 2 years where I had major problems hearing calls even with good connections, and many I couldn't hear at all.

    Back in the 80s I was reading about problems between the US and Japanese phone networks. The CODECs that worked well in one country were useless in the other. Mostly due to the tonal qualities of the languages being so different.

    783:

    That has happened in private industry also, all the production outsourced and makework for the redundant supervisors, because class war, at least until bankruptcy.

    I assume you don't think we should go back to the days of Ford's River Rouge plant. So where do you set the dial?

    784:

    End-Carboniferous, Oxygen content of atmosphere was over 30%, yes?

    End-carboniferous was characterized by enormous very shallow seas off the continental shelf, and arid deserts inland. Which is not at all at odds with what I'm describing.

    785:

    "Nobody knows why the driver tied down the dead man's handle"

    He didn't. He just held the controls in the standard fashion, and carried on driving the train perfectly normally as far as the tunnel would let him. Passengers on the platform saw him go past in a normal driving position. He probably didn't even take his hands off the controls to throw his arms up and go "oh shit" just before the moment of impact, although they're not sure because when they found him he was too flat.

    That's the mystery about it - the way he just carried on driving quite normally and unconcernedly apart from not doing the things he normally would have done. If there had been any evidence of the controls being fucked with or misused then they'd happily have concluded it was an ill-considered suicide, but as it was they had no idea. There were a couple of medical experts' theories at the inquest about obscure and unlikely ways his brain could have exploded as he came into the station and he just hadn't fallen over yet, but his brain as recovered was too runny to tell if they were true, and they both have a distinct flavour of being selected as the only things with more or less the right symptoms that they could dig out of the appendices of Every Doc's Handy Guide To Incredibly Rare Diseases (50,000,000 Things That Only One Person Has Ever Died Of!!!) because "it could have been blah blah blah in long mangled Latin words" sounds better than "fuck knows, guv".

    786:

    When you described what the new AI's do you pretty much described a modern journalist "as people gradually realize that most of what you get out of a garbage model is more plausibly remixed garbage".XD

    787:

    Having the cables full of killervolts doesn't seem to put them off, so I don't think megapascals will...

    788:

    By that account, it sounds suspiciously like Germanwings Flight 9525. Just a shame there was no in-cab telemetry or monitoring back then, even to the crude standards of airliner flight data recorders inthe 1960s/1970s.

    789:

    Short answer, halfway. Longer answer,likely not possible, I believe a class war masqueraded as a business decision, I suspect you won't.

    790:

    Err. No.

    But when a production line gets going or complicated or whatever it often makes sense to farm out many of the bits. IBM mainframes had all kinds of bits that were not actually made by IBM. Cables, steel cabinets, plumbing, pumps, etc... I'm sure the first few iterations were made nearly entirely in house but once full production started...

    Around here I had some discussions with a small plastics/metal machine shop about some stuff for our small company. They got their start doing prototypes of cases for IBM back in the 80s. We were making some small data storage things and trying to work out just how best to do it and how much to do in house at the time.

    For most companies it just doesn't make sense to do EVERYTHING in house.

    And none of the above doesn't mean in some situations some company management uses outsourcing as a way to tamp down employee expectations/benefits.

    I just don't buy that it is ALWAYS the reason.

    791:

    Not really; in that incident there seems to have been plenty of evidence of the pilot having long term mental problems and suicidal tendencies, and he did it in a way that makes it pretty certain he was doing it deliberately and didn't want anyone to stop him. But there was nothing of the kind for the Moorgate driver. On the day the other guys said he'd been perfectly normal before he started duty, chatting to them about how he was going to buy his daughter a car after work, and he was found with the wad of money on him to pay for it. They would have liked to say it was suicide because then they'd have had a straightforward answer, but from the evidence they had it was much more likely that it wasn't.

    792:

    he did it in a way that makes it pretty certain he was doing it deliberately and didn't want anyone to stop him.

    Yes. He got the other crew out of the cockpit then locked the door from the inside. Then didn't open it when the other pilot tried to get back in. Yelling loudly all the time. And my memory of it is the controls were deliberately moved to aim at the mountain side.

    793:

    Nor did I say it was always the reason. Bear in mind that damage to working class folk is like oxygen for the usual suspects, whether it's class warfare, hitting waypoints for the bigger bonus, evading environmental/labor standards or even business necessity. They have made things possible that may never be repaired.

    794:

    That I can easily believe. Speech and hearing is NOT simple! My hearing may be very unusual, but I have known a lot of people who could not handle telephones, or particular classes of them, or ....

    795:

    The Royal Navy tried 18" guns before WW1 on HMS Furious but they weren't workable for various reasons. The 18" guns themselves were eventually fitted onto shore-bombardment monitors, one per ship in improvised mounts with the shells and propellant charges being moved around the deck on a light railway. A very British bodge.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1x8QwHdm1RU

    796:

    He got the other crew out of the cockpit then locked the door from the inside. Then didn't open it when the other pilot tried to get back in. Yelling loudly all the time.,/i>

    Also the door couldn't be broken down, because post-911 cockpit doors were reinforced as anti-hijack measures to save lives…

    797:

    Not the only flight where everybody on board died as a direct result of fitting it with hijacker-proof cockpit doors: see also Helios Flight 522.

    (TLDR: cabin failed to pressurize during ascent due to multiple cock-ups, ground crew and flight crew both. Cockpit warning sounded but the crew mistook it for a takeoff configuration warning. Passenger oxygen masks dropped, cabin crew got their own oxygen masks on, but the crew lost consciousness before realizing they had hypoxia. Plane flies on autopilot until it runs out of fuel and crashes. Fighter jets intercepted it and saw cabin crew with portable oxygen finally get into the cockpit after a couple of hours, but by then it was too late. (One of the cabin crew had a commercial pilots' license but wasn't qualified to fly a 737 under trying conditions. He is believed to have banked the aircraft away from Athens as the engines ran out of fuel, right before it crashed.)

    A combination of similar circumstances -- depressurization and pilot malice -- is believed to have killed everyone aboard flight MH370.

    I've maintained for years that the best defense against another 9/11 assault-on-the-cockpit scenario is not a reinforced and locked cockpit door, it's that all the passengers know that in event of a successful hijacking they may die -- it's safer to take your chances with an armed hijacker than let them past you. (At this rate it'll only take a few more incidents like this before the death toll from locked cockpit doors matches or exceeds the deaths on 9/11.)

    798:

    Perhaps Docklands automation had high acceptance, but when the BARTD train took off on it's own there was an immediate cry (mainly from public officials) to fix the problem. OTOH, this may have been over liability or some such. I don't remember enough of the details. The passengers didn't complain (but then it did a good job for as long as it was on its own).

    799:

    I don't KNOW, but I'm pretty sure that at that time BARTD didn't have a "dead man switch", it had a "time delay", and the operator had set a delay and got out onto the platform for ???, but overstayed the delay.

    OTOH, there have been repeated arguments about whether a train operator was needed at all. I don't know where that currently stands, as I moved out of the area around a decade ago.

    800:

    "Perhaps Docklands automation had high acceptance, but when the BARTD train took off on it's own there was an immediate cry (mainly from public officials) to fix the problem. "

    although the DLR is driverless it isn't unmanned. It has a crew member called (I believe) a "Train Captain". The train will only start if he tells it to, key and button. He may control the doors too. So if he drops down dead while the train is in motion it will proceed to the next station and stop and open the doors(?). Then it will wait to be told to close the doors and move off. Presumably someone in control will notice eventually that the train isn't running.

    801:

    In the case of BARTD, it was designed to be driverless, with the train controlled by a remote computer. (Actually it pretty much IS [as of a couple of decades ago] controlled by a remote computer, even when there's a "train operator" [NOT driver] on board. What the operator does is control car door closings, and fix some simple problems.) The scheduling of the trains is close enough [and the lack of visible switchs!] that the operator couldn't decide that it was safe to start moving. Only that "we can't start yet".

    However, despite the design, it has never (as of a decade or so ago) intentionally operated without a train operator on board. Except for a few test runs, some of which were spectacular failures. Like driving the train off a track that hadn't been finished.

    802:

    The cost of Lutetium is almost certainly due to there being no mass market for it. Now if it was Rhenium....

    The thing is, most "rare earths" aren't rare at all. It's just that they're difficult to chemically separate from each other. A quick search didn't show up the availability, but: McGill University: "The principal commercially viable ore of lutetium is the rare earth phosphate mineral monazite: (Ce, La, etc.)PO4 which contains 0.003% of the element.", and monazite seems mainly for interest as a source for Thorium.

    So I don't think I can form any conclusions about the availability of Lutetium if we were really interested in it.

    803:

    sigh No, a lot of the reason is that things like transmissions are mind-bogglingly complicated.

    Deliberately so. They're part of the revenue stream.

    Evidence: in the early 80's, my late then-brother-in-law worked for a Ford dealership in his tiny hometown as a mechanic. His speciality was transmission repair, and he told me that the dealership would not pay, so he had to spend $3000-$4000 PER YEAR out of his salary for each year's new "special service tools". Tools that there was no need to not be able to use the previous year's... except Ford (and all the others) see that as part of the revenue stream.

    804:

    But the Yamato has the Wave Motion Gun.... (sorry, couldn't resist).

    805:

    EC, actually, that sounds like you have a variant of the same disorder my partner has. She was in her late thirties before she was diagnosed with "language processing disorder" (which, unfortunately, is inherited). She simply doesn't hear some phonemes, and when she speaks, what she hears inside her head isn't what comes out. She's been accused of having a Boston accent, by those not familiar with one....

    806:

    I am reminded of a strip from the Fabulous Furry Freak Bros, early seventies, when Frank is on a plane, and someone jumps up, and announcing they're kidnapping the place to one country. He's thinking, oh, no, they'll find the dope he has in the bag he was going to sell in Louisville, there being a shortage there, and jail me. Then another hijacker jumps up, and announces he's hijacking them, instead, and they're going to Cuba. "Oh, no, they've got better weed there, and this'll be worthless".

    Finally, he jumps up, drops his pants, and announces that if the plane doesn't go to its original destination, he'll destroy them all with what he has in his bag. This scares the other hijackers so much - he's obviously crazier than either of them - that the plane goes on to Louisville....

    807:

    "Train captain"? I have doubts, as the person who would effectively hold that title has used "conductor" going back to the mid-1800's.

    808:

    Speakng of chatbots, I saw a report on slashdot that the Express and the Mirror, in one or two small markets, were going to use chatbot-written stories (after approval by the editors).

    At least we don't have to worry about that for my favorite newspaper, the world's only reliable newspaper (they say so themselves), the Weekly World News. Just to be sure, I emailed the CEO a bit ago, begging him to assure me that the WWN wouldn't do that, and shortly after, I got an email back, saying "Never!!".

    For those unfamiliar with it, where else can you read about Bat Boy, and let's see, the tao of the Three Stooges, and...?

    809:

    You might well think that, but DLR doesn't!

    810:

    What, they think it's a ship?

    811:

    According to this article, Lutetium hydride becomes superconductive at 10,000 atmospheres, or 140,000 psi. Not 3000 psi.

    I would say that alone prevents using it in the large-scale grid, although it also would prevent theft very effectively. And I agree with CharlesH -- every REE was very expensive as long as it was useless. Every time a demand appeared for this or that REE, its price dropped dramatically as people actually put some thought into how to extract it efficiently.

    812:

    An extreme example is Europium. I just googled its price -- it is currently $7.50 per gram, which is expensive but not outrageous. I remember reading back in 1970's that the total supply of Europium in all the labs in the world which had it, was about three quarters of a gram.

    813:

    No, mine is different. I don't know whether it is due to me being given prophylactic quinine as a baby (against malaria), untreated childhood ear infections (which I also had), or what, but I have both sensoneural and conductive hearing loss and damage to the semicircular canals. Thinking back, those date from at least early childhood, but I have adapted sufficiently that few people can tell. Until, of course, old age (and now chemotherapy) increased the losses and, worse, slowed my brain so that I need to work a lot harder to decode speech.

    In in one ear, I have 40 dB loss at 1 KHz dropping to 55 dB at 2 KHz; in the other ear, and outside the range 1-2 Kz in both, I have 60+ dB loss. Above 3 KHz. I have 85+ dB loss. Mostly sensoneural. Even with powerful hearing aids, that doesn't distinguish all phonemes. The rather grotty chart on this pages shows how much I don't overlap:

    https://www.asha.org/public/hearing/Audiogram/

    Similarly, I have partial function in one set of semicircular canals, but can't track with my eyes which is their main function (I predict) and don't use them for balance.

    815:

    Tim H. @ 756:

    I know, sorry I didn't add "/S". BTW, didn't the last generation of Royal Navy battleships carry 18" guns?/S

    I don't know about the Royal Navy ... the only battleships I know of that had 18" guns were the IJN Yamato & IJN Musashi. Both of those are at the bottom of the ocean now and so, unfortunately, not available for use in my fantasy 🙃

    PS: If anyone wants to know, the tags <tt> and </tt> work with the blog to give you the sarcasm font

    816:

    Early 80s is NOT today.

    And I'm discussing the elimination of the transmission. Which happens in an EV.

    817:

    voidampersand @ 762:

    If you have a stove or a hot plate, put a bit of olive oil in a frying pan and heat up the pizza slices in the oil. It is very very good.

    Thanks. I'll try to remember & give that a try if I ever get to do another pizza. I haven't had one since I was put on the strict LOW CARB diet.

    818:

    One of the characteristics of British railways in the modern age is going through bouts of changing the names of people's jobs to something stupid. They have convulsions of expense tippexing people's contracts to write the new name in and sending out new uniforms and badges and pamphlets to explain that all these bods are now Admirals of the Rails, for no apparent reason and to no apparent effect except to leave the bods themselves thinking things like "I'd rather have had a bonus" or "new uniform, yeah, but they still haven't got it to actually fit". Meanwhile, as far as the public are concerned, anyone riding on the train in anything vaguely resembling a railway uniform is still "the guard", even if they're an off duty bus mechanic.

    819:

    Sorry, you're missing my point: EVs have a lot fewer parts.

    820:

    for no apparent reason and to no apparent effect

    Betcha it's an anti-labour gambit aimed at working around obscure/old by-laws about working conditions that specified actual job titles/ranks. If someone is titled "train guard" then obviously the rules are applicable to them and not, for example, a "train panjandrum" or "happy travel facilitator".

    821:

    David L @ 790:

    For most companies it just doesn't make sense to do EVERYTHING in house.

    At some point "management" figured out they could outsource stuff to third world sweatshops instead of contracting locally ... and pocket the difference in cost.

    822:

    Monazite has about the same percentage of lutetium as the Earths crust. There doesn’t seem to be any known ore with a higher percentage. And one source seems to suggest that there are over seventy different steps to its purification. However it may be that other elements with a filled f shell might behave in a similar fashion when subjected to high pressure.

    823:

    Europium is used in time resolved immunofluorescence. It’s used as a marker in immunoassays mostly for hormones. Lutetium also has a commercial use. One of it’s isotopes is used in nuclear medicine..

    824:

    The thing about the special tools is still the same, though. If not worse because now there are electric car special tools and ordinary special tools, so there are even more expensive things to needlessly replace every year. And you're not allowed to modify them to work on more than one pattern or use the blunt end of a drill bit instead. It's not just a US trick, and it's not just cars they do it with.

    Electric cars do have transmissions; people keep getting attracted by the apparent simplicity of a direct drive hub motor setup but it's one of those things that turns out to be more complicated than the complicated version when you try and use it for a car, for a lot of reasons with unsprung mass probably at the top of the list.

    825:

    There may be another problem.

    I recall reading a post, from a programmer or engineer working in telecoms, talking about how codecs are tailored to handle network jitter on a telco's system. So each telco had their own codec, and a single call could be routed through up to 20 different networks.

    Therefore 20 different codecs, each one mangling the speech in a subtle way that accumulated to make some calls unintelligible.

    Around the time I read this, I could sometimes experience such calls. It's been a fair while since this last happened, so perhaps the transcoding problem has been addressed.

    This is obviously very different from the hearing problems, like EC's, some of us suffer with. I don't share a problem like his, but I know many autistics have interesting sensory issues. Whether I'm one of them is unclear to me, but I'm unusually sensitive to sound, which can potentially make any kind of electronic audio unpleasant. The cheap, nasty speakers and microphones on many devices are a bane of my life. Some other features of telephony add their own unpleasant tonalities.

    826:

    There may be another problem.

    Yes.

    But the article I read was specifically about western Pacific languages tending to have the same pronunciation except for the tonal intonations. Which are almost non existent in US English. I've discussed this issue (tonal) with some folks who speak the languages and it can make it hard for many to learn those languages if they don't grow up in them. And similarly you get people from the western Pacific countries who have difficulties pronouncing multiple English consonant sounds.

    Much of this (CODEC issues) has gone away with our global tech companies but back then, well, we were a bit more isolated.

    I've also read about how the Japanese were early innovators in FAX type machines. In the 1930s teletype keyboards just didn't cut it with their written documents.

    827:

    This is obviously very different from the hearing problems, like EC's, some of us suffer with. I don't share a problem like his, but I know many autistics have interesting sensory issues.

    I have pattern recognition issues. Most people can listen to someone in a crowd. I have serious trouble doing so. I can hear them and their words but with all the surrounding "words" I have trouble turning the words I'm paying attention to into sentences that make sense. At least in real time.

    I also don't see many color conflicts and can't see patterns in those color dot tests. If you tell me the color that makes up the pattern I can trace it (at times mentally) and then tell you it's a "3" or whatever. But just looking at the entire thing I just don't see it.

    Which leads to me having a very reduced color palette of clothing. Took my wife a while to realize that her buying me what she thought of as attractive clothing was an option to a possible clothing disaster if I picked out my own clothes for the day.

    829:

    That is almost exactly the converse of my issues! I have difficulty imagining what it's like.

    There is a generic problem with far too many 'high tech' solutions. They are designed for and tested on people without unusual characteristics, and can easily be almost unusable by a large proportion of the population (often including the elderly). It's not true that the dominating reason the elderly do not use such solutions is reluctance to learn new tricks; an equally important one is that the gimmicks are almost impossible for many if them to use.

    I accept that doing better is both difficult and expensive, because there are so many types and levels of handicaps (as this thread indicates!), but 'they' rarely even try to adapt for the most common ones. People with hearing difficulties are particularly badly discriminated against in the UK, but other handicaps aren't treated much better.

    I failed to get one such interface at work fixed, for people with vision problems. There was an option to select the font size - but the window that explained and enabled that was (effectively) in 6pt type! They absolutely refused to admit that was a major defect. Grrr....

    830:

    but I'm unusually sensitive to sound, which can potentially make any kind of electronic audio unpleasant.

    For me it's some early European choral music, seems to love hitting resonances and sitting on them. The snippet below hurts my ears:

    Choir Of King's College, Cambridge Mass For Five Voices Gloria https://youtu.be/5cXPtOR8C-4?t=15

    Which is annoying because I like a lot of the music, just some bits I can't listen to. And those bits are enough to drive me out of live performances... voice of experience there.

    831:

    There's a lot of FUD and irrational optimism about the current state of so called AI. There are the LLM's, the large language models, which are very sophisticated auto-completes, the de-noisers like Stable Diffusion (SD), and the speech cloning tools (TTS). Both of these tool sets are incredibly powerful for what they do. In about 5 min just about anyone can use a Google colab notebook and a Gmail account to access any of these tools, which is incredibly democratizing. That's great! Write your own radio plays, make your own art, create a simple interactive experience, or build some very simple scripts with about 15 min worth of work for zero dollars. That's great! A powerful tool for regular people to do daily tasks.

    But that's about it. For about 10k US you can merge some of these features, and for 200k US maybe all of them.

    The LLM'S are not going to wake up, they're not AI, they're also not good search engines. LLM'S aren't man-splaining at scale they are auto complete at scale. Really good for regularizing some light scripts, pumping out the most predictable scenarios (i.e. porn), or repeating what a lonely person needs to hear (but what do you think about that?) But pretty shit at everything else in the same way the viral "auto complete this sentence" trends of social media are hilarious and absurd.

    The de-noisers are great tools for creating art! For experienced digital artist they are a godsend. For amateurs they enable the creation of plausibly nice to look at pieces, but they are trying to do the same thing as the LLMs, take a prompt remove all of the noise from static oerba training regime. The SD's aren't creative, and certainly don't understand subject material all they can do is create a probabilistic image out of random image substrate, which is why they create so much nightmare fuel, for real this is what 10,000 fingers look like in superposition!

    There are absolutely twchno-evangalists, prosperity theology futurists and hucksters, buuuut in a more limited way these tools are accessible, and powerful. Ignore them at your own peril.

    832:

    "I also don't see many color conflicts and can't see patterns in those color dot tests. If you tell me the color that makes up the pattern I can trace it (at times mentally) and then tell you it's a "3" or whatever. But just looking at the entire thing I just don't see it."

    Welcome to the club. I totally flunk the Ishihara red-green dots, can't see autumn leaves or red flowers in green foliage until getting really close, and occasionally see green as red.

    833:

    JohnS 815:

    once again I'm feeling shabby for being clueless... where to find list of all such tags? TIA

    834:

    According to an anti-porn expert at BYU (a Mormon university):

    data from over 3,500 people in committed relationships nationwide to examine pornography usage associations between gender, perceived addiction, and how religious an individual was ... any level negatively impacted romantic relationships—with a pronounced negative impact on relationship stability. ... The findings hold important implications because prior to this study, pornography and its impact on relationship health had been a topic on which scholars and other experts seldom agreed.

    Well, that's settled, then.

    https://phys.org/news/2023-03-pornography-romantic-relationships.html

    I can't find the full paper but a magazine said of the article "The researchers used the online data collection firm Qualtrics to recruit a sample of 3,750 U.S. adults (71% female and 28% male) who were currently in a committed relationship. The mean age of the sample was 38 years old and the average relationship length was 8.75 years."

    As usual the actual research doesn't support the conclusions. 3500 US residents in long term relationships, with internet access and no privacy concerns don't even represent the USA, let alone the world. And being online you could easily select your sample just by where you advertised it "completely representative (of people reading r/pornaddiction)".

    835:

    and occasionally see green as red.

    I see colors mostly true. Well sort of. I'll call bright light green yellow unless I think about it. My brain wants to call Ryobi's tool green as yellow. And the range of what most people call purple/violet encroaches on what I think of as blue.

    But red and green I see. Flowers and grass and apples and ...

    836:

    Misremembered, getting old. But it makes theft much more exciting, Briefly.

    837:

    https://www.npr.org/2023/03/09/1162113102/mitch-mcconnell-hospitalized-after-fall First thought "Karma's a bitch" Second thought "I'm sure The Frantics did not intend "Boot to the head" that literally.

    838:

    Even destroying his mortal body won't kill Mitch. For that they'd need to destroy his soul jar, which is safely hidden in the Library of Congress.

    839:

    Yup. On which note, skin-covering garments (long sleeves, long trousers or skirts) may be a really good idea if you're living in a natural environment with vegetation like stinging nettles or gympie-gympie (clue: it's Australian, of course it's horrifically venomous!).

    Well, the Australian Aborigines went largely nude, and practiced a belief system that believes that everything, without exception, has a Dreaming that links to other Dreamings, and that every one needs to exist. This includes gympies, box jellies, meat ants, and tiger snakes.

    So yeah, we really should talk about pale male panic too. I mean, in Australia, people as ignitable as myself really need to wear clothing as protection from the sun. We also need clothes to protect us from our own alienation from, and ignorance of, places where others have thrived naked for millennia.

    840:

    Howard NYC @ 833:

    JohnS 815:

    once again I'm feeling shabby for being clueless... where to find list of all such tags? TIA

    https://www.w3schools.com/tags/

    Most of them won't work here. The only ones I use are bold, italic, TT (for teletype - aka the sarcasm font), blockquote, br for line break

    But 99% of what I know about HTML tags I learned from this blog. I see something I want to be able to repeat, I highlight it & right click to get the context menu & select "View Selection Source".

    That shows me the tags that were used to format what I want to be able to copy & repeat.

    I have a text file created with Windows Notepad & I copy the tags there to keep as a template. I also keep notes on how to format things - to SHOW a tag you can type "ampersand lt semicolon" and "ampersand gt semicolon" [using the symbols & no spaces] to create the angle brackets without making it a tag.

    "& lt ;" ... remove the spaces and it becomes < ... works the same with "& gt ;" ... to get >

    I didn't figure that out for myself. Someone here wrote how to do it in one of their comments and I wrote it down for future reference.

    I write my comments in that text file (using the tag templates I've saved there) - copy/paste into the reply box and preview to make sure I haven't EFFED it up too much.

    841:

    Tim H. @ 837:

    https://www.npr.org/2023/03/09/1162113102/mitch-mcconnell-hospitalized-after-fall First thought "Karma's a bitch" Second thought "I'm sure The Frantics did not intend "Boot to the head" that literally.

    The only real concern I have is that if he croaks whoever the GQP chooses to replace him as minority leader is going to be an even sleazier son-of-a-bitch.

    842:

    I spent most of a decade working in various parts of the Canadian North and can attest that clothing is not at all optimal (aside from the occasional riverside fire party with sauna).

    Leaving aside the megatons of biting insects at certain points in the season (multiple species of mosquito, tick, horsefly, deer fly, 'no-see-um' and many many many others), there are many pointy things that can and will cut and scrape your skin. Infection is more or less assured eventually. Of course for several months you would just freeze to death.

    I have no actual knowledge of indigenous traditions, but I'm willing to bet that their day to day had a fairly good understanding of when and where a mosquito swarm would be likely (i.e. 3 days after the rain stops in x location) and just - don't go there. Certainly there have been a few towns sited in places the indigenous people wanted nothing to do with (Google the Albertan town of Frank for a powerful example).

    Of course the demands of non-indigenous industry mean that we pay no attention to such things as natural conditions and go where the bugs are or where it never stops raining (see Prince Rupert, BC).

    843:

    Gah! Edit:
    'I can attest that clothing is not at all OPTIONAL'

    844:

    "So I don't think I can form any conclusions about the availability of Lutetium if we were really interested in it."

    according to Wikipedia there is more of it in the earth's crust than there is silver. But it doesn't come in handy lumps.

    845:

    "Train captain"? I have doubts, as the person who would effectively hold that title has used "conductor" going back to the mid-1800's.

    "Trains on the Docklands Light Railway (DLR) don't have drivers even in the ATO kind of way. Instead, they have "train attendants" or "captains" [...]"

    https://www.theguardian.com/uk/davehillblog/2012/feb/29/boris-johnson-driverless-underground-trains

    846:

    One of the characteristics of British railways in the modern age is going through bouts of changing the names of people's jobs to something stupid.

    the DLR opened in 1987. Even an old git like me wouldn't characterise this as the "modern age". DLR's "Train Captain" is unlike a train driver. He doesn't usually sit, he doesn't monitor the train's operation, he checks tickets but does give the train its "go command". Nearest to a normal train job would I suppose be "guard"

    847:

    superconductors:

    important fiddly bit from https://www.sciencenews.org/article/superconductor-room-temperature-scrutiny

    "This superconductor might be able to escape confines of a diamond anvil cell... A technique called strain engineering, for example, could mimic the required pressure ...grow a material on a surface that constrains growth, putting a strain on material that replicates effects of externally applied squeezing."

    So maybe no need for megapascal pressurized sheathing...?

    Used to be the focus on developing a RTSC (room temperature superconductor); now it looks like the new(est) brass ring is developing a RTRPSC (room temperature room pressure superconductor). As was pointed out elsewhere, if exotic-rare-expensive 'stuff' goes into brewing up a commercial-grade RTSC, it will be stolen.

    Depending upon specific needs, transmission cabling varies, with one common 'weave' being a narrow copper core ($8.81/kg) sheathed in aluminum ($2.35/kg) and structurally supported by steel alloy ($0.17/kg). Likely, any improved cabling would be superconductor-sheathed-in-copper-sheathed-in-aluminum-sheathed-in-steel. (Assuming nobody tried to mass produce nanotube fibers into threads to be woven into supportive exterior.) Given the better performance of superconductor it will not take a lot to provide a major reduction in lossage.

    So if the goal is hanging hundreds 'n hundred of miles of transmission cabling which includes superconductor, it will only happen when the price-point is 'merely' twentyfold as expensive as aluminum.

    Or when unblinking-unbribeable-unhackable swarms of autonomous drones can be deployed night 'n day to safeguard those vast lengths of transmission cabling. Given distances to be patrolled, delays in humans responding and the potential crashing of the electric grid my bet will be on these drone swarms being deployed with non-fatal-low-fatal weaponry to deter theft. Never mind warfare in some distant foreign land, protecting the investment into upgrading the domestic electric grid will be reason to build armed drones. So there's another TMITF plotline to consider.

    bsmithwins 838:

    Mitch McConnell has the same dreams and loving heart of an eight year old boy. He keeps 'em in a shoe box under his bed.

    Martin Rodgers 825:

    When VoIP such as Skype first got mainstream twenty years ago I noticed that overseas calls (example: US-Japan) were often sharper than domestic calls (inside US, NY-TX or NY-CA) that were non-VoIP. This was not a major thing so I just shrugged it off. So the difference was fewer hand offs between codec/network. Huh. Maybe if Skype had promoted that harder they'd have carved off a bigger piece of the potential market. For sure, anyone with hearing limits would have at least compared and contrasted Skype to conventional long distance.

    Charlie Stross 820:

    FUNFACT: all union contracts -- private industry (car, telecomm, coal) and government (bus, train, paramedic, police, fire, burocrat) -- have specific job titles defined rather exactingly. Lots of attempts at American automotive manufacturers over the years to promote union members into newly minted job titles not mentioned in union contracts and thereby no longer under the 'umbrella' of established labor-management relations. Which Ford-GM-etc keep trying to do to trim down those $60,000/Y broom sweepers they cannot fire directly.

    Once upon a time there was a spin off by GM, a division made into autonomous separately traded company, Delphi, established as auto parts maker.

    TLDR ==> accounting irregularities plus transfer from GM of hundreds of semi-incompetent machinists, clerks, and broom sweepers led Delphi into a downward spiral and bankruptcy in 2005(?). 90% of its employees were terminated. Speculation was it had been planned out years in advance by GM as the only way to shed $60,000/Y broom sweepers and other overpaid semi-skilled unionized workers. There's sadly a need for such twisted underhanded tweaks in the automotive industry given multiply repeated, decades-old failures of senior management to actually be effective leadership. Which led to GM's bankruptcy in 2008. (And yes, I'm knowingly glossing over zillions of fiddly bits.)

    Such efforts are therefore resisted much the way any sane person refuses to buy a timeshare vacation home. "Too good to be true" is 99.7% of the time being valid evaluation.

    848:

    We also need clothes to protect us from our own alienation from, and ignorance of, places where others have thrived naked for millennia.

    Ask yourself about life expectancy and mortality rates for hominins in those previous millennia. Hell, ask yourself about life expectancy for first nations Australians today (systemic racism generally denies them access to the best healthcare).

    Also note that first nations people have grown up with and been enculturated for survival under those conditions: white settlers from another biome, not so much -- additional protection needed.

    849:

    … if I ever get to do another pizza. I haven't had one since I was put on the strict LOW CARB diet.

    Don't despair! A low carb diet doesn't mean that you have to completely forgo pizza. Here's the best low carb/keto pizza recipe so far:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNlgX2EJeJo

    Wheat gluten is the secret ingredient that really makes it work (the same for low carb/keto bread). Personally, I don't use much almond flour anymore, but go with lupin flour all the way. It has even less usable carbs. And my experience is that the dough works even without adding the extra sugar. It may take a little longer to rise, but rise it does.

    Just be cautious with the pineapple topping. ;-)

    I've been on a low carb/keto diet for four years now, and so far it's doing me a lot of good, from losing about 30 kilos to all the health benefits that come with that.

    850:

    804 - Got it; the Space Battleship Yamato has all sorts of toys the real one doesn't. :-)

    815 - See comment 804, and the paragraph above. Being sunk need not be a problem... ;-)

    824 - Differential gears.

    851:

    context = UK

    sadly the BREXIT shitstorm has not ended...

    "Fears for London’s future resurfaced over the past week after chipmaker ARM, the crown jewel of the UK tech sector, said it would hold its IPO on Wall Street, and CRH (CRH), the world’s largest building materials supplier, said it would moving its primary listing to the United States. Shell, London’s largest listed company, has also reportedly considered relocating. The health of London’s markets is vital to the UK economy, hence the growing sense of alarm."[1]

    At this rate, what exactly will be the difference between the UK and other 'mid-sized' nations such as Poland, Spain, etc?

    Till now the City of London[2] was a crown jewel differentiating UK from other mere mortals, alongside Tokyo, New York, Hong Kong, et al.

    The knock on effects are somewhat fuzzy but surely bleak. Talent will flow out quietly, a slow steady 'brain drain' as occurred in the 1940s & 1950s. Then there's capital flight by UK citizens. Along with reduced FDI. Not going to be pretty.

    [1] https://lite.cnn.com/2023/03/10/investing/london-stock-exchange-future

    [2] the British financial district, equivalent of New York's Wall Street; not to be confused with the 'city' known as London

    852:

    The SD's aren't creative, and certainly don't understand subject material all they can do is create a probabilistic image out of random image substrate, which is why they create so much nightmare fuel, for real this is what 10,000 fingers look like in superposition!

    A relevant piece of anecdata: for reasons, some people I know have been poking AI "art" generators off and on for a while and have discovered something. None of them reliably do well when prompted to show people wearing goggles. (You might think there would be plenty of pictures on the net of welders, divers, and motorcyclists; apparently not.) Sometimes 'people wearing goggles' are rendered well; most of the time, not so much; sometimes it's more of the nightmare fuel awfulness.

    But eye horror isn't the only limit. It doesn't seem that any image generator can imagine a human with goggles pushed up onto their forehead. Poke the AI wrong and you can get four eyes stacked vertically (or six, or eight...) but the idea of wearing goggles or glasses above the eyes rather than in front of them just doesn't parse.

    How strange is it? At one point I got an anthropomorphic panda, wearing goggles and riding a motor scooter. I counted that as a major win.

    853:

    The thought occurs to me: never ask one to draw a picture of Professor Branestawm.

    854:

    I see no way in which this could go horribly wrong!

    Alberta brewery's first AI-designed beer

    855:

    This is exactly the sort of thing that WrecksIt was intended to stop happening...

    856:

    Not to over-think this, but it appears as if the USG currently doesn't have any strong reason to believe that microwaves can induce HS-like symptoms, let alone that they were actually the causative agent.

    https://www.politico.com/news/2023/03/09/pentagon-funding-experiments-animals-havana-syndrome-00086393

    [EXCERPTS]

    The Defense Department is funding experiments on animals to determine if radio frequency waves could be the source of the mysterious ailment referred to as “Havana Syndrome” that has afflicted hundreds of U.S. government personnel in recent years, according to public documents and three people familiar with the effort.

    The Army in September awarded Wayne State University in Michigan a $750,000 grant to study the effects of radio frequency waves on ferrets, which have brains similar to humans... The aim is to determine whether this exposure induces similar symptoms to those experienced by U.S. government personnel in Havana, Cuba, and China, the documents show.

    857:

    As most of the DLR stations are unstaffed the presence of the train 'guard' also provides some comfort to those worried about other passengers pratting about. Apparently there is a small console behind a locked panel which the guard can use to drive the train manually (and slowly) to the next station iff required.

    859:

    Ask yourself about life expectancy and mortality rates for hominins in those previous millennia. Hell, ask yourself about life expectancy for first nations Australians today (systemic racism generally denies them access to the best healthcare).

    I can't say specifically about Aborigines, but the data we do have for hunter-gatherers is that they had far higher infant mortality, far greater death rates from injury and infection, and far, far lower death rates from lifestyle diseases, and far lower long-term disabilities, like hearing loss. This meant, on average, they didn't live as long, but if they survived childhood, they lived at least as long as we do, but died of different things.

    This was what the Paleolithic Prescription published, which kicked off the whole paleo diet craze.

    Also note that first nations people have grown up with and been enculturated for survival under those conditions: white settlers from another biome, not so much -- additional protection needed.

    Which is what I said. I'm not arguing that people don't need clothing for thermoregulation in many circumstances. Protection from less common threats may be easier with knowledge than armor.

    The key point is that a number of people where I live armor up so that they can get away with being stupid and causing damage. They wear armor while riding mountain bikes through dense brush, for example. I try to do the opposite, mostly because I think it's more fun, but also because it has a longer track record for working.

    Finally, I'd point out that this has an interesting colonialist vibe. The idea that primitive naked savages need clothes also can be read as invaders forcing locals to act in stupid ways as part of colonizing them, suppressing them, depriving them of land rights, and so forth. That may be part of why "going native" is such a crime in empires. If the locals know what they're doing, and you don't, why are you in charge?

    860:

    None of them reliably do well when prompted to show people wearing goggles.

    No doubt because the tags and/or captions on the training images don't mention the goggles. These engines only see what they've been trained to see.

    True for ChatGPT and its ilk, as well. A couple of posts up we see the line "can attest that clothing is not at all optimal", neatly reversing the meaning of the post, no doubt due to automated spellcheck or text completion of some sort. But if used as training input to a LLM, it will be taken literally.

    861:

    Of course, a lot of people are stupid, and there's not much they can do about it. Wearing armor (and clothes) probably helps them avoid some of the unfortunate situations they might otherwise stumble into.

    As for natives living in harmony with their surroundings -- a stable state reached by having those who couldn't accommodate it die out. As with many non-native immigrants.

    862:

    I just tried it with DALL-E 2, and the results were not at all terrible. Two of the four images are exactly what I asked for:

    https://labs.openai.com/e/qJVTX5sugbeEnY7p33adWSxG

    863:

    And the other two are at least within the ballpark

    864:

    paws
    But, as everyone sane & educated pointed out, was exactly what was going to happen.

    865:

    Ah, yes. A well-designed study. Since I haven't bothered to read it, does it include DETAILS OF THE REST OF THEIR LIVES? Say, for example, how many hours/day are the people working (say, 10-14 hours/day, doing it for years?). Do they have any medical conditions (like, say, fibromyalgia, which results in chronic serious pain)?

    866:

    You don't think so? I, for one, eagerly look forward to reading his obit. He's not dead yet? Well, how 'bout if I slip you something to put him on the cart?"

    867:

    For those looking at not wearing footware, I trust you're inoculated against the bugs in the soil that burrow into your feet?

    And look at drawings from the last few thousands of years... and show me a lot where they are not wearing hats!

    868:

    Charlie Stross:

    possibly another entry in your background file for subplots or cultural coloring

    uhm... I got no idea how you'll include this into Laundryverse or if it just ought be one more symptom of humanity's collective urge to wreck a good thing

    "Japanese authorities want Ghibli Park theme park to crack down on visitors taking lewd selfies with character statues"

    https://lite.cnn.com/travel/article/japan-ghibli-studio-indecent-pictures-intl-scli

    869:

    There's one difference, though: remember his predecessor in the position? Now, exactly who is even vaguely half as competent as Moscow Mitch?

    870:

    Lupin flower? Lupins? (Nutritional value, please?)

    And, of course, be careful on the road, and watch out for... Dennis Moore "Give me all your lupins!"

    871:

    Lovely. Instant question: how do they do with someone wearing heavy black, etc, frames on eyeglasses? Or if they've pushed same up on their foreheads?

    872:

    Of course, a lot of people are stupid, and there's not much they can do about it.

    Stumbling through nettles is one of those lessons that teaches itself.

    As for living in harmony with nature, that's also a load of Romantic (capital R) propaganda (apologies, this is not meant as an insult, just the start of a rant).

    The reason people knew their lands so well, and cared for them even tens of thousands of years before agriculture, was that they suffered and starved if they did not. There's even some controversial evidence that suggests that Neanderthals deliberately burned an area in Germany for at least 2000 years, to keep it as an open savanna. Bill Gammage's (in)famous book: The Biggest Estate on Earth: How Aborigines made Australia gets it right in the title. He argues, with thousands of references, that the Aborigines used fire (primarily) to manage their lands. What the first white settlers saw was a human-made and carefully managed estate, not primeval wilderness. It was framed as "Terra Nullius" with the Aborigines painted as animalistic savages, because that gave the settlers a legalistic excuse to displace them and kill them if they resisted. Admitting they knew what they were doing would have justified their claims to lands the settlers wanted.

    The Romantic philosophy inadvertently helped with this. It arose in response to the messes made by industrialization, and it posited that unspoiled nature is good, industrialization is bad, in a dichotomy. The idea of naked people running around lighting fires and thereby doing a better job at land management than apex-of-the-racist-pyramid white men of the Enlightenment literally does not compute in Romantic philosophy. So instead, the Aborigines were typecast as primitive savages, living in harmony with nature as animals do, and due to be killed off by more evolved, civilized men, because that was the way evolution was wrongly thought to work. How many crimes do you think this justified?

    Incidentally, I know about this because, as an environmentalist, I'm working in a field that's deeply rooted in a Romantic (capital R) view of nature. We've been wrestling with all the problems this ideology causes for years now. I'm a Romantic at heart, but I've drop-kicked that philosophy many, many times, due to the harm it causes and the blinders it imposes.

    873:

    Weren't there a few news stories last year or so, suggesting that it was due to cleaning or gardening (pest/weed control) products?

    874:

    Nope, sorry, not creating an account with them to see the pics.

    875:

    "Finally, I'd point out that this has an interesting colonialist vibe. The idea that primitive naked savages need clothes also can be read as invaders forcing locals to act in stupid ways as part of colonizing them, suppressing them, depriving them of land rights, and so forth. That may be part of why "going native" is such a crime in empires. If the locals know what they're doing, and you don't, why are you in charge?"

    This is so true that it shows even through the bias of rah-rah-rah-Empire fiction. Whatever the authors' own opinions may be, they can't help that a great deal of the setting they've chosen and consequently of any reasonable plot taking place in it can only even exist because the locals do know what they're doing and the invaders don't. The invaders' lifestyles are full of irritation, illness and suboptimality because they refuse to adapt, and insist on trying to replicate British or other European habits and conventions, building British-type houses, wearing a complete outfit of "fully respectable" British clothing at all times, eating British food regardless of supply and storage difficulties, and so on; and many of the "native troubles" they experience, when they're not simply the locals objecting to impositions, are not so much "troubles" as unacknowledged jealousy of the advantages the locals have as a result of them finding it so much easier to live in the place. It's nearly impossible not to wonder how indeed these inept buffoons are in charge, and it's not usually that much less obvious that they're not actually anything like as much in charge as they think they are.

    876:

    Sorry, didn't mean to trigger a rant. By "in harmony with nature" (agreed an unfortunate phrase) I meant that they'd found a way to accommodate their life with their surroundings, which doesn't preclude active management of "nature", if possible.

    My thinking is strongly influenced by my knowledge of the history of the Walker Lake Paiute tribe, which my family married into. Their pre-European lifestyle was a typical hunter-gatherer one, which meant taking advantage of everything you can find in every way you can think of to keep your children from starving to death.

    877:

    This may be slightly related to the topic - how investors & banksters & regulators get fooled by glib grifters (and ChatGPT appears to me to be a tool for grifting more than anything else):

    How the Biggest Fraud in German History Unravelled

    Archive Today link for those who have problems accessing the New Yorker Magazine

    Anyway, I thought it was interesting how the criminals used the regulators to attack the journalists.

    878:

    My thinking is strongly influenced by my knowledge of the history of the Walker Lake Paiute tribe, which my family married into. Their pre-European lifestyle was a typical hunter-gatherer one, which meant taking advantage of everything you can find in every way you can think of to keep your children from starving to death.

    My apologies in turn. Thanks for sharing some of your background! Correct me if I'm wrong, but from what little I know about the Paiutes, I'd guess that not unnecessarily trashing the things they need to live is a bit of an ethical imperative?

    879:

    As a colonial. I need to point out that such sterotypes were not universal and, possibly, were not even typical. None of the houses (and huts!) I remember were European-style, and our normal clothing was cotton shorts and short-sleeved shorts (or a bush jacket, to taste), with a jersey for the evenings. That was also the usual colonial service (and military) uniform (*). When mosquitoes etc. were a problem, many people did wear long trousers and long-sleeved shirts. I was required to wear a hat, but abandoned it whenever I got the chance.

    And, yes, we wore sandals in countries where dangerous snakes and scorpions were fairly common, but I and my brother went barefoot when I could get away with it. Hookworm etc. were problems only in the wet season, and we never got them - things like that are also more of a problem to people with soft feet.

    (*) It might have taken a century but even the British Empire could learn!

    880:

    Thanks! I read the entire article.

    881:

    Heteromeles

    Are you downstream from any of the over the top snow melt runoff?

    882:

    H @ 872
    There was also the major problem in AUS, not present in Aotearoa, that in the former, no-one actually "owned" the land.
    Whereas, the Maori had institutionalised land-property ownership, after their own fashion.
    This made the Treaty of Waitangi possible.

    Lupins
    Be careful ... there are the edible ones & all the others.
    Most Lupins are pretty poisonous - especially all those in pretty colours. The edible ones have been carefully selected & bred to be consumable by us.
    For example - see here
    QUOTE from elsewhere: ...
    Most lupins are of the ‘bitter’ type that have a high concentration of a toxic alkaloid called ‘lupanine’. The symptoms of poisoning are numerous including dilated pupils, dizziness and confusion. To prepare these lupins, it is necessary to boil and soak the lupin seeds before cooking to leach out the toxins. Research has shown that it is essential to soak them for 5 days, otherwise there is the danger that significant quantities of the alkaloid will remain. It wasn’t until the 1920s that low-alkaloid ‘sweet’ varieties, that did not need to be treated before cooking, became available.

    Sweet lupins are an excellent source of nutrition. They constitute around 30 – 40% protein and contain all the essential amino acids. Like other legumes, lupins should be soaked overnight, then boiled for an hour before using them in a recipe. They can then be used in stews, salads, burgers or ground up into ‘lupin hummus’. - but, even then, they may seem bitter, or tough. Um.

    Back up-thread, Charlie & others were musing on "the Protocols" & the revolting "Turner Diaries" + other fascist/racist/murderous memes ...
    How relevant to that is this piece of rampant stupidity?

    883:

    Are you downstream from any of the over the top snow melt runoff?

    I'm not in any flood zone, although some of my tap water ultimately comes from there. Impressive, is it not?

    884:

    A post 300 comment post:

    According to the Telegraph, Scotland is becoming "sinister"

    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2023/03/09/scotland-has-become-deeply-sinister-country/

    Scotland has become a deeply sinister country

    An SNP report recommends incarcerating men who boast of sexual conquests. This is unsurprising from a party set on policing our thoughts

    If you watched the 1993 movie “Demolition Man”, you might recall a scene where Sylvester Stallone arrives in a future dystopian society and is handed an automatic fixed penalty for uttering a curse word in public. Welcome to the future. Or should that now be, “Welcome to Scotland”?...

    And here I thought that the Scots invented swearing.

    Care to explain yourselves?

    885:

    I've heard mention of the Turner Diaries over the years, but knew nothing, really. Just read the first para of the wikipedia page.

    Um, what? Written in the seventies, a nuclear war, then a race war? With 30,000 nukes, who would be alive to have a race war, the roaches?

    886:

    Impressive, is it not?

    Well I guess for you. [grin]

    Around here we get to deal with this every few years.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZNXVCKWU-8 (Under 3 minutes)

    And a lot of folks just said it was fake. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/i40-north-carolina-underwater/

    During this the state warned people about traveling to the port of Wilmington, NC. Something to the effect that all surface roads into the city were under some amount of water.

    887:

    Ok, here's something weird ...

    Scientists Are Reincarnating the Woolly Mammoth to Return in 4 Years

    The Mammoth

    I mean, what could possibly go wrong?

    888:

    Greg Tingey @ 882:

    Back up-thread, Charlie & others were musing on "the Protocols" & the revolting "Turner Diaries" + other fascist/racist/murderous memes ...
    How relevant to that is this piece of rampant stupidity?

    Wouldn't surprise me if these shitheads have read "the Protocols" and "Turner Diaries" ... or at least the CliffsNotes Manga Editions

    889:

    eating British food regardless of supply

    Well, if it's all you've got then I guess you've got to. How did Crocodile Dundee put it? "You know, you can live on it, but it tastes like shit"?

    890:

    Ryobi's tool green as yellow

    What? Ryobi tools are yellow... I think?

    Checks US website... yup, same colour as here. Color. Whatever.

    I dunno, to me that's yellow. You want green buy Hitachi. Or Makita, who make "olive green" versions of some tools, mostly in Japan.

    891:

    Sylvester Stallone arrives in a future dystopian society and is handed an automatic fixed penalty for uttering a curse word in public

    And a good thing for him, too. He went through the entire film without figuring out how to use the seashells…

    892:

    And a week after the last dump, it's snowing again. I'm really feeling this Humphrey and the Dumptrucks song:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTL94kCbQLg

    893:

    Well, the main thing wrong with trying to bring back the mammoth is that if you're successful, it won't have any place to live.

    894:

    David L @ 886:

    Impressive, is it not?

    Well I guess for you. [grin]

    Around here we get to deal with this every few years.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZNXVCKWU-8 (Under 3 minutes)

    And a lot of folks just said it was fake. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/i40-north-carolina-underwater/

    During this the state warned people about traveling to the port of Wilmington, NC. Something to the effect that all surface roads into the city were under some amount of water.

    September 17, 2018 Wilmington was almost completely cut off ... AGAIN.

    It happened before after Hurricane Floyd in 1999.

    September 17, 1999 I was assigned to drive a 5-ton truck load of MREs from the warehouse in Raleigh down to the National Guard Armory in Wilmington. A lot of the OTHER roads in eastern NC were also under water that morning as well.

    I made it down I-40 to NC 403 and ended up having to detour through Clinton, NC to the armory there to refuel and then NC 24 to Fayetteville, NC and down I-95 to Lumberton, NC where US-74 had a lane open into Wilmington.

    Coming back wasn't as bad. Most of I-40 was open again by the time I left Wilmington.

    The section parallel to US-117 between Wallace & Warsaw (which is where the photos & videos were taken) was still closed, but US-117 was open with only an inch or so of water over the bridge at Rockfish Creek just south of Wallace.

    Those barns in the drone footage are located at 34.727909874008034, -77.94300332373376, just north of Rockfish Creek.

    Took me six hours to get down there & just over two hours to get back.

    I was retired from the National Guard for 10 years before Florence came along.

    895:

    "It might have taken a century but even the British Empire could learn!"

    I guess that's part of it - you remember the end of that period, while the kind of books I'm thinking of are of somewhat earlier date, before WW1 came along and knocked the props out.

    896:

    Oh, I can't resist any longer

    Actually, they're using the DNA of the mammoth from our herd that I lost 43,000 years ago, and my parents punished me for losing. I want our mammoth back!

    897:

    There's even some controversial evidence that suggests that Neanderthals deliberately burned an area in Germany for at least 2000 years, to keep it as an open savanna.

    There's little doubt that natives in western American have been using (semi)controlled burns of forest land for agricultural uses and to possible prevent the out-of-control wildfires that plague this region today.

    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/nov/21/wildfire-prescribed-burns-california-native-americans

    https://news.berkeley.edu/2022/03/14/how-indigenous-burning-shaped-the-klamaths-forests-for-a-millennia/

    https://www.history.com/news/native-american-wildfires

    898:

    The most obvious thing to go wrong is that elephants are highly social animals, and much of their behavior is learned from other elephants. Whereas from the article you linked:

    Colossal calls the woolly mammoth’s vast migration patterns an active part of preserving the health of the Arctic, and so bringing the animal back to life can have a beneficial impact on the health of the world’s ecosystem

    Who will teach them these migration patterns, and how?

    If Colossal succeeds, the resulting mammoths will be perpetually dependent on humans, much like ligers are.

    899:

    There's little doubt that natives in western American have been using (semi)controlled burns of forest land for agricultural uses and to possible prevent the out-of-control wildfires that plague this region today.

    There are accounts that the first Europeans to get to Ohio found the forests were in many places clear of undergrowth. To the extend you could have driven a carriage through them. From the locals doing controlled burns.

    900:

    CharlesH @ 893:

    Well, the main thing wrong with trying to bring back the mammoth is that if you're successful, it won't have any place to live.

    I'm guessing there would be a bunch of zoos that would take one or two? ... and there are those exotic game parks down in Texas

    901:

    additional protection needed.

    I don't know about first nations*, but a common enculturation experience for visitors to Australia is that "I'm black, I don't need sunscreen" does not apply here. I've seen one bloke burnt purple, but had a few others comment that they've learned about the important of sunscreen etc since arriving.

    * I suspect that whichever way it's unremarkable to them

    902:

    I have never seen an image of an Indigenous Australia, prior to the arrival of white fellas, wearing hats. Or footwear for that matter. They did, in some places at least, wear headbands to keep their hair off their faces, but that's it. Even now many of the people living in Indigenous communities don't wear shoes of any kind -- their feet are HARD!

    903:

    My first experience of Indigenous health in Darwin showed me the same suite of chronic diseases I was used to seeing in Sydney -- but a decade earlier. Which is to say I would see a medical history which, in Sydney, would tend to indicate someone in their fifties, but the patient was in their forties. Part of the problem with life expectancy for Indigenous Australians is that we've introduced them to our diet and done our best to prevent them living a traditional lifestyle -- but Western medicine is outside the frame of reference that is culture. Bush medicine is generally something you apply or ingest PRN, as required, the idea of taking tablets every day forever is totally foreign. Add to that a low socio-economic lifestyle...

    904:

    I think in previous discussions on the late colonial era, we've had several regulars boosting figures like Kipling and Masefiled, on the basis they were of their era, and I've tried gently to indicate that so were figures like Conrad, who certainly got the "joke" about the empire-builders. I think it has to do with a misplaced feeling of rising above it all that living in the former imperial centres gives, erm, rise to.

    905:

    Rocketpjs @ 843:

    Gah! Edit: 'I can attest that clothing is not at all OPTIONAL'

    I had guessed from context that that was actually what you meant, but... damn, this is still a grand autocorrect story.

    906:

    JohnS 887 & CharlesH @ 893:

    Bald eagles were nearly extinct, whereas there'd been any concern about ducks, chickens, turkeys, etc.

    So... McMammoth Cheese Burgers... for sure... hmmm... gourmet Kfood[1] bitesized mammoth sliders?

    That guarantees the species will never go extinct again. Considering mammoths are high volume herbivores for sure they'd happily clear the undergrowth of any California forest within walking distance. That saves California from burning down as climate change rages onwards.

    Yes, yes, these are woolly mammoths; just a matter of training 'em to hold still once a year for shearing. Which quite likely they'll realize is helpful to 'em, much as cats enjoy a vacuum nozzle dragging off their loosened fur. (Momentary shock pause of a ten ton critter curling up in my lap a-purring as I try to shear 'em.)

    [1] Kfood = Korean style street eats served up curbside by upmarket food trucks

    907:

    Interesting that I'm the first to mention that Silicon Valley Bank failed today. It's the biggest failure in the US since 2008, and possibly not the only midsize bank to go under.

    https://www.reuters.com/business/finance/global-markets-banks-wrapup-1-2023-03-10/

    Dude who leads SVB used to be (until yesterday) a director of the San Francisco Federal Reserve. In that role, he was a vocal advocate for Trump's loosening of Dodd-Frank Regulations about how often banks had to be "stress-tested" to make sure they could withstand, well, what brought SVB down.

    https://www.reuters.com/markets/us/ceo-failed-silicon-valley-bank-no-longer-director-sf-fed-2023-03-10/

    Now, for someone to tie this back to cryptocurrency and/or AI and/or fears that failing banks are about to destroy the economy (per Vice, no, the economy is already in tatters: https://www.vice.com/en/article/v7b4jx/silvergate-svb-failing-banks-economy )

    And so it goes.

    908:

    Rather than introduced diet, or, per another comment, lifestyle disease, my first suggestion would be to highlight the prolonged multigenerational health effects of prolonged multigenerational trauma. In some ways they are all the same thing really, though there are questions about agency and for the most part, no, rich people, poor people probably don't have any useful lesson to learn from you, if anything its probably the other way around.

    909:

    No mammoths are coming. It's grifting bullshit. The guy behind it was going to have a mammoth five years ago. They're also talking the same rubbish about the thylacine and the dodo. Here's P Z Myers on the dodo. You can also find him being equally excoriating on the other two, but the dodo is the most recent lie Church has been propagating.

    910:

    _There was also the major problem in AUS, not present in Aotearoa, that in the former, no-one actually "owned" the land. _

    I have mostly taken to ignoring Greg when he drifts into the more demented farrows of this field, but sadly I forget to put in the proper effort to boost and praise the things with more a factually adjacent he comes out with now and then. This is obviously not one of the latter. I felt it was too fragrant to let be, much as I don't want to pick on Greg in particular since the sort of wild colonial assumptions this refers to are not unusual even here.

    911:

    Care to explain yourselves?

    It's the Telegraph. Nothing to see here.

    To unpack that a bit: the Daily Telegraph was historically -- 40-50 years back -- the UK's national right-wing broadsheet newspaper, but they had good news coverage and kept the editorials reasonably in touch with reality. But then the paper(s) were sold (I include the Sunday Telegraph and some small add-ons) to a couple of media billionaires even more reactionary than Rupert Murdoch, and since 2010 (and the current Tory reign of misrule) the Barclay-owned papers have turned rabidly right-wing -- even more so than the Daily Mail and the Daily Express.

    Scotland is not rabidly right-wing.

    In fact, the SNP and Scottish Greens combined have more than 50% of the seats in the Scottish parliament and the SNP polls higher than Labour and the Conservative party combined, and under Nicola Sturgeon the SNP moved left -- further left than Labour under Jeremy Corbyn when it comes to social policies. (On economic matters they're (a) hamstrung by monetary policy being set in London, and (b) they're more cautious. But just by way of example, they're quietly nationalizing the Scottish railway system, the water utilities are publicly owned and staying that way, the private NHS trusts were all bought out and taken back into the public sector over the past decade, and so on.)

    Anyway. Rabid reactionary newspaper calls somewhere a sinister country? There's an echo of Pat Robertson (who said Scotland was a dark land where the homosexuals were unbelievably powerful ... after his attempt to set up a financial services co in collaboration with the Bank of Scotland was spanked right out of the country by grassroots outrage, about 20 years ago).

    912:

    OK; we can't be bothered with the Daily Torygraph, which is only bought by military officers and career civil cervants.

    914:

    McMammoth Cheese Burgers

    Bearing in mind that elephants appear to be intelligent, social, and communicative sophonts to at least the same extent as chimps or gorillas, I'd be very wary about turning a closely related newly-returned species into food.

    915:

    which is only bought by military officers and career civil cervants

    That used to be the case, about a generation ago: I suspect these days its only read by tinfoil-hat-wearing members of the ERG and the odd swivel-eyed conspiracy-theorist non-dom financial services grifter.

    I mean, politically the Telegraph is so far out on a limb these days that the squirrels are sending out search parties.

    916:

    elephants appear to be intelligent, social, and communicative sophonts

    The same could be said of pigs. On the other side of the scales, bacon.

    There's apparently a restaurant somewhere in Siberia that sells mammoth steaks, deep-frozen for your delight. It's very expensive. VERY expensive.

    917:

    Actually, it was bought rather more widely, though the above description indicates the class of people who did so fairly accurately. I remember when the Times was the normal paper for the upper-middle and upper class conservatives (not all of whom voted Conservative), and the Telegraph was for the subset of those that unthinkingly swallowed the Conservative party line.

    I haven't read it in decades, and can easily believe it is now out of sight.

    On this matter, the Lineker row is 'interesting'. The fact that they have censored even Attenborough (partially, true) is even more so. Given that the chairman and director are both Conservative donors/activists, I suspect that the gummint will use this opportunity to flush out dissenters and increase its control over the BBC. It's not yet Russia, oops, England Today, but it's damn close.

    919:

    Charlie Stross 914:

    I'm inclined towards identifying TMITF-related odd bits of current headlines towards what a wacky place the future will become. Sort of a snarky version of "The Gernsback Continuum" but seems to be mostly writing itself. Crypto, chatGPT, reviving extinct mammals, epic fails by major political parties, slow motion grinding law war in Eastern Europe, crash 'n burns by banks, et al, all interesting flavorings to toss into the blender with the developing CCSS (climate change shitstorm) to produce a titillatingly spiced smoothie.

    Thanks to your observation, not only will there be "McMammoth Cheese Burgers" in TMITF but so too PETA protesters (whose opinion trends much like yours but without much deep thought) will be arrested after attempting to steal a herd of mammoths owned by the State of California who were quietly chewing their way through 60 years of dense undergrowth as part of efforts to prevent further mega-forest fires.

    Now I gotta write up an outline for a chapter wherein fifty (seventy?) mammoths set loose upon California highways by clueless PETA knuckleheads who fail to understand how to properly manage herd movement. Going to make for heck of a visual. Panicking animals tend to dump any excess mass in their bowels 'n bladders. So... what would a Tesla do after its been: (a) stomped upon by a ten ton mammoth, then (b) crapped upon?

    Lithium in cracked batteries + herbivore feces ==> hot fire? moderate fire?

    Inquiring minds want to know. Given current FX methods, no need for actually setting a real Tesla to burning. (Just a question of where to find raw footage for modeling the hoof stomps and fecal drop. And 3D renderings of a sheet metal getting stomped upon.)

    921:

    Yes, but "Yes, Minister" was descriptive of the 1980s. For the 1990s, you need to update to "The New Statesman". And for the 2010s, you probably want to read up on the policies of the New Management ...

    922:

    It's worse than "Mammoths are intelligent". The economics of mammoth burgers couldn't possibly be made to work. Look into the cost of feeding an elephant. Also they have a long lifespan before they reproduce, so you've got to feed them for a long time.

    In SEAsia elephants are barely economic, and there it's because they're great at heavy labor working with trained drivers/controllers/companions. Look up the history of "white elephant".

    923:

    I'd forgotten that their description of the Telegraph readership was "thought the country was already [run by another country]". Some things haven't changed in 40 years.

    924:

    Back to the mammoth failure of Silicon Valley Bank. This was a classic "run on the bank" leading to the US government taking it over Friday morning and freezing its assets.

    Why should anyone here care? From behind the paywall at: https://www.nytimes.com/2023/03/10/technology/silicon-valley-bank-fallout.html

    SVB was the banker for about half the VC-backed tech and life science startups in the US. If they didn't get their money out by Wednesday, their SVB accounts are frozen. If they had more than $250,000/account, they may never get all their money out (FDIC insurance makes whole only amounts up to $250,000).

    SVB was also the bank for ca. 2500 VC firms. Last year, VC funding dropped 30% to $238 billion. Since it's not the only VC bank going belly up, I think it's safe to say that VC money will be far scarcer in 2023 and beyond.

    SVB had its $175 billion in assets frozen on Friday. This also includes the accounts of a bunch of Silicon Valley executives. It had been a central player in Silicon Valley since the 1980s, so expect corporate problems going forward. Roku announced that it had $487 million at SVB, and might not get it all back. Vox Media also had a lot of money in SVB, and apparently its company credit cards no longer work.

    Anyway, it's not the only VC bank failing, so now we get to see how far the shockwaves spread. I've known for two years that the California state government was quietly planning for a funding shortfall that's already here, and now one of our major industries is in bubble-popping mode. Here we go.

    Now back to discussing VC-funded startups cloning mammoths.

    925:

    In other elephantine news, China brokered a deal between Saudi Arabia and Iran for those countries to start working on restoring relations, with the US nowhere to be seen. Bit of a political rearrangement there, especially if it goes somewhere.

    https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/iran-saudi-arabia-agree-resume-ties-re-open-embassies-iranian-state-media-2023-03-10/

    926:

    »If they had more than $250,000/account, they may never get all their money out«

    The situation is not that dire.

    The main problem is that the bank invested in securities and booked them as "keep until maturity" so they could not turn them into actual money any sooner.

    According to the numbers posted so far, the people with more than $250,000 per account are almost certain to get at least half their money back again, but it will take some years, because those securities have to mature first.

    Given the customer portfolio, and the goodwill you would earn from them by saving their bacon, it is not beyond the pale that somebody would buy up the smoking remains of the bank at a discount.

    927:

    Given the customer portfolio, and the goodwill you would earn from them by saving their bacon, it is not beyond the pale that somebody would buy up the smoking remains of the bank at a discount.

    That's not good will, that's business as usual in US banking. We may well have a buyer by Monday. Cleaning up the mess will take considerably longer. Since stock trading on five other banks was frozen to prevent runs and crashes, we'll see how far the problem has spread.

    The other problem is that California's the world's sixth largest economy. We basically run on three rails: cargo shipping (into and out of Los Angeles, primarily to China, in trouble due to an outdated port and US/China politics), the Bay Area tech sector (which has been churning out crypto-whatever and AI-whatever, and now has VC problems in addition to all the others), and agriculture (in trouble due to droughts, floods, fires, and now literally antediluvian politics). If we're off all three rails, well, that radiates out quite a ways.

    928:

    slow motion grinding law war in Eastern Europe

    Did you mean "land war"?

    929:

    »That's not good will, that's business as usual in US banking.«

    No, there seems to be a bit more going on this time around, as the owner of this mess would have quite a lot of leverage over a fair number of "promising startups", including asking for "a couple of shares" up front in order to save their bacon.

    930:

    Damian
    AIUI, the Maori had property ownership, usually "vested" in the chiefs &/or their councils, but in pre-whitefella AUS, this was not the case ... The land was everybody's & nobody's - but it had to be managed/looked after, as we have been discussing. Or - that's what I was told & I've had more than one "New Zealander" tell me the same thing. Waitangi might, or might not have been an "unequal treaty", but, it's been a lot better observed than many others we could all name, & its signatories more-or-less understood what they were doing - which again, was NOT the case in AUS.
    The European idea that particular patches of land actually were "property" did not exist.
    Now then, if this is now thought not to be the case, I'd be obliged if you explained, OK?

    Charlie
    To add to your piece ... the Barclay-owned papers have turned rabidly right-wing -- even more so than the Daily Mail and the Daily Express. - but they HIDE IT much better than the Daily Hate ....

    EC
    The knowledge that "They" have partially-censored Attenborough, coupled with the ongoing & overwhelming reaction from other media & spurts commentators indicates that, just for once the rabid, foaming nutters have over-reached themselves {I hope}. Remember that Attenborough was once in charge of an entire BBC channel, he knows everything & everybody, & where all the bodies are buried.
    It's unlikely, but if he speaks out about this, about 95%+ of the population will back him - he's a living National Treasure after all.....

    Going back a long way to Duffy @ 406
    and the reader should remember that God is an entity existing outside of time And therefore completely incapable of interfering in this space-time continuum, which is why all forms of BigSkyFairy are both undetectable & irrelevant & .. oops.

    931:

    As I understand it, on Friday, SVB's assets were spun off into another bank by the Feds. They usually do this on a Friday evening so that they can secure the business (literally, they go in and treat it like a crime scene so that no one walks off with anything), start the forensic accounting, part it out over the weekend and at least start figuring out the process to unwind the business. It's quite likely that the Feds will have lined up a new owner by Monday, so that they can get on with the job of dealing with the legal and government oversight part of the mess, while the new owner cooperates does all the ownership work.

    There were some articles written on this after the 2008 crash. The narrative hook is that the system that takes over failing banks is largely staffed by former employees of banks that failed. Apparently, once you've been through this particular mill and had your career tainted by the failure, it's easier to get a job in the mill than it is to get another job in finance.

    932:

    Interesting that I'm the first to mention that Silicon Valley Bank failed today. It's the biggest failure in the US since 2008, and possibly not the only midsize bank to go under.

    Midsized is an interesting adjective. This is the second largest bank failure in US history. They were the 16th largest bank in the US as of last week. (We have 100s if not 1000s so 16 is fairly high up the ladder.)

    The largest failure was Washington Mutual in 2008. Who held my home mortgage at the time. JCMP (Chase) took it over. It was surprisingly smooth compared to other situations where mortgage servicing gets swapped around.

    But this will create more turmoil in the tech industry as a lot of California tech firms had big buckets of money there and those sizes are not covered by the US banking insurance system (FDIC). (Literally just heard as typing that 89% of deposits there are not insured.)

    933:

    Now then, if this is now thought not to be the case, I'd be obliged if you explained, OK?

    Look up "Native Title In Australia." And realize that Dreaming is in some large part about ownership, and who gets to control what is done and who is allowed on which piece of land.

    934:

    Almost reached the 30th anniversary of Will Gibson's "Disneyland with the Death Penalty".

    https://www.wired.com/1993/04/gibson-2/

    Anyone with firsthand expertise of Singapore willing to compare 'n contrast 1993 to 2023?

    935:

    There's an echo of Pat Robertson

    The US TV preacher?

    936:

    In SEAsia elephants are barely economic, and there it's because they're great at heavy labor working with trained drivers/controllers/companions.

    And I read somewhere that on average they kill 4 drivers over their working life. So the elephant is more valuable than the driver.

    937:

    China brokered a deal between Saudi Arabia and Iran for those countries to start working on restoring relations, with the US nowhere to be seen.

    I wonder if without DT in the US government and likely to not be in the future, SA and Iran figured that the US religious right was not a reliable partner and thus just maybe they can agree to disagree about their common faith.

    938:

    According to the numbers posted so far, the people with more than $250,000 per account are almost certain to get at least half their money back again, but it will take some years, because those securities have to mature first.

    1/2 of $20 million is still $10 million short. And maybe a year or few before they get that. And startups burn investment money for current expenses so this will cause waves. I'm betting there are more than a few 1000 people who will not get the next paycheck on time.

    Given the customer portfolio, and the goodwill you would earn from them by saving their bacon, it is not beyond the pale that somebody would buy up the smoking remains of the bank at a discount.

    The FDIC almost never just calls up depositors and hands them a sack of cash. Virtually all deposit customer accounts are "sold" to another bank or banks. Ditto the loans. I quote sold as the sale price may be negative depending on the quality of the accounts.

    The real hassle is for the smaller customers who don't have "people" to deal with their banking. They have to deal with their funds being frozen for a week, maybe longer, then dealing with a new system. Both online and in person.

    939:

    Well, the English ;-) Broadcasting Corporation was more interested in an overpaid ex-footballer and in someone going for a long walk because his daughter was shot 3 months ago than in international finance.

    940:

    They usually do this on a Friday evening so that they can secure the business (literally, they go in and treat it like a crime scene so that no one walks off with anything), start the forensic accounting, part it out over the weekend and at least start figuring out the process to unwind the business.

    Typically they show up an hour or two before closing on Friday. This time it seems they showed up Friday morning. Which indicates that a run had started.

    The point of a Friday evening closing is to try and open back up Monday AM with some semblance of order or knowledge. With as short of time with locked doors as possible.

    941:

    I'm betting there are more than a few 1000 people who will not get the next paycheck on time

    SVB ran payroll services for many of their customers. There are already comments in threads in other places from people whose wages haven't turned up.

    942:

    The EBC web site covered the SVB story very soon after it broke, although the reports got moved to the Business section fairly quickly. They also mentioned the resulting hit to bank valuations worldwide.
    As I understand it, SVB had to sell off bonds to raise short term cash, which meant they had to register the loss due to bond values being less than when they bought them, to cover which they tried to raise money through a share offer, at which point the proverbial hit the fan.
    Banks in general hold a lot of bonds, but this is only a problem if they have to sell them at a time when they're worth less than the purchase price (which varies inversely with interest rates). With rates having been kept so low for so long most banks will have a lot of over-priced bonds at the moment, and the longer rates stay high the harder it will be for them to avoid having to sell some of these bonds; one thing they may do, for example, is cut back on new loans.

    943:

    There's been prediction in both the EU and the US about efforts of central banks raising the prime rate in order to dampen inflation. Such as how too high a prime rate hurts businesses without actually dampening inflation.

    Due to oil shocks (4Q Vlad Putin) and spikes in basic foodstuffs such as wheat and sunflower oil (4Q yet again Vlad Putin), cost of living rose whilst transportation costs for companies did likewise. This happening in midst a labor shortage -- economistspeak for high employment -- put yet more pressure upon companies. Such that either they either got tasks done with fewer workers or were obliged to meet "unreasonable demands" -- capitalistspeak for reluctance of workers to take low wages for miserable conditions -- to raise pay rates high enough to draw in applicants. As well as make conditions less miserable and/or safer. (Such as operating freight trains.)

    So what's been happening to certain financial institutions (not just banks) is a shortage of back-office staff. Some positions can be filled easily once stubborn executive finally allocate money to raise pay rates. But there are many requiring a more precise fit between skills and position. And in almost all cases there's on the job training and orientation (delay) following the interview cycle (delay) and then there's the background check (delay). Lots of financial institutions laid off lots 'n lots of workers during the covid quarantine; many other workers decided to either apply for college or quit for various reasons. Resulting shortage of staffing of back-office functions.

    Every time there's a sudden sharp shock to the financial sector, whether it's a major bankruptcy or an all too obvious fraud (I'm looking at you crypto) or regulatory attention, there's a surge of new tasks assigned to back-office office. Keep in mind many (most? all? some?) were working remotely for months (years?). Offices accumulated dust. SOPs/manual got misplaced. Staff losses having robbed these companies of literally hundreds of years of hands on experience in performing back-office tasks, effectively an institutional lobotomy. Many of those remaining have not been required to perform various tasks, such as responding to audit checklists.

    Suddenly there's regulatory attention focused due to a bank collapse, exactly at a moment of low staffing, low morale, lossage of expertise. Because regulators having been dozing the days away now need to be seen to be doing something (anything!) and even if there's no problems at 96% of all the other financial institutions best thing is to be heard raising a fuss and journalists noting these as rather hostile audits. So, surprise, more workload.

    Did anyone mention there's going to be irate-anxious-panicky customers?

    All those employees suddenly caught short when their paychecks are delayed, in turn unable to pay down credit cards, make mortgages payment, pay utilities, pay monthly fees for phones, et al. Suddenly needing to call a human to beg for mercy in not dropping the hammer on them.

    PREDICT: lots of overloaded call centers; people complaining about their utilities being turned off; cars repossessed; phones cut off; otherwise operational companies under threat of work stoppages as employees beg for their paychecks; gonna get real ugly.

    PREDICT: over in Moscow, Putin will read of such miseries with glee.

    944:

    H
    Thanks ...
    But, of course "Dreaming" was not recognised for what it was, or is .. until very (?) recently, IIRC - it was "just" ... Um, err, "Primitive culture's legends" & this not worth paying attention to?

    Howard NYC
    PREDICT: lots of overloaded call centers; people complaining about their utilities being turned off; cars repossessed; phones cut off; otherwise operational companies under threat of work stoppages as employees beg for their paychecks; gonna get real ugly. And, for extral lulz, because it's the US of Arseholes ...
    It's all the poor people's fault for not protecting themselves ... the same logic that drives hatred of UHC in certain sectors of US society
    Why do US inhabitants hate each other so much?

    945:

    "Look up "Native Title In Australia." And realize that Dreaming is in some large part about ownership..."

    I think that instruction pretty much illustrates what Greg is trying to say. What I think he's getting at is: the original invaders of Australia didn't have anywhere to look it up, and weren't interested in trying to understand anyway; it was enough that there was quite obviously no transformation to map it onto any European-style concepts of ownership, which meant it could simply be assigned a mapping - to /dev/null, of course - with which everyone back home would agree without doubt or question and they could feel perfectly free to stomp all over the place.

    New Zealand got lucky for several reasons, the important one here being that they did happen to have an ownership system with a natural and straightforward mapping to European ideas, so it was already compatible with the normal European models for treaties and legality and stuff. The locals could not only object to unrestricted stomping, but could object in terms that made sense in the framework of the invaders' own systems, so there wasn't a ready-made excuse to equate the locals' system with nothing and ignore it. (That this actually worked gets into the other reasons New Zealand got lucky.)

    [AIUI the term "Aotearoa" refers to an area covering part of one of the islands, with its limits defined under the indigenous system, and not to the whole area of both islands with limits defined by how wet it is.]

    It's not a matter of whether the existing Australian ideas of ownership were valid in themselves; it's about how valid they appeared to be in the possibility space of a completely alien system which simply didn't support that kind of idea to start with. We can discuss it reasonably on here because we're all aware that both systems are equally valid subsets of a greater context, but when the question originally arose it was raised by people who considered their own system to be the only possible valid one and had guns to shoot you with if you didn't agree.

    946:

    Yes, the very same.

    Pat Robertson discovered the hard way that the LGBT lobby in Scotland even two decades ago was stronger than the Christian lobby, by a considerable degree. What cratered his financial venture was when some of the largest City Councils in Scotland threatened to pull their accounts from RBS due to the grass-roots blowback, and which point RBS dumped him ...

    The "moral majority" in the US like to shout about how they're an oppressed minority and discriminated against but it turns out they have no idea how to deal with being genuinely unpopular.

    947:

    Pigeon
    Many thanks
    THIS: What I think he's getting at is: the original invaders of Australia didn't have anywhere to look it up, and weren't interested in trying to understand anyway; it was enough that there was quite obviously no transformation to map it onto any European-style concepts of ownership, which meant it could simply be assigned a mapping - to /dev/null, of course - with which everyone back home would agree without doubt or question and they could feel perfectly free to stomp all over the place. - And is exactly what I was trying to get across, from my historical understanding ...
    As "H" has probably realised, I was unaware of the legal change in AUS referring to their land-title originating in "Dreaming"

    948:

    Please stop embarrassing yourself. Australian aborigines were (and are) really good at making maps, which is why they are able to reclaim some of their lands now. That's what most of those dot paintings are. Their land was stolen, often with great violence.

    The Maori had two "advantages": they had hierarchical chiefs, and those chiefs were willing to buy muskets. The imperialists knew how to deal with these.

    949:

    The main point was about "ownership" in a sense that was more general than "in a way the invaders might recognise". Traditional views about land are all about ownership, often more in the sense that the people belong to the land, but definitely in terms of exclusive rights of use. Specific individual people have custodianship of a specific area, meaning they can exploit it but are obliged to look after it. Groups of people have (or had) complicated relationships with each other about who could use what land for what purposes and when. There's a broad range of ownership concepts, of which the Euro versions we're talking about are a small non-representative subset, but a wealth of which were (and are) practiced in traditional cultures in Australia, to a degree that is simply more sophisticated than invaders were prepared to appreciate. Concluding that these traditional cultures lacked ownership is rather like the manager character in Spinal Tap saying that the cancellation of the Boston gig wasn't a big deal because it isn't a big college town.

    It would be better to say something like traditional views of ownership in Aotearoa were more aligned with European views. But on that point, I'm sure just a little bit of digging would show that in the case of the Maori of the north island it is more that the invaders were prepared to ask them what their views were. And that's probably more to do with social structures being closer to the sort of thing Europeans could recognise.

    950:

    Could you cite an illustrated example of such a map please? Am curious as to what sort of accuracy could be achieved. Or was it all landscape feature based?

    I'm also uncertain, was the dream time before you were born or before anyone you know was born?

    Also, would each member of a community learn it all or just parts? How fragile was it?

    951:

    Which factor, when you consider that there are people alive now who had first contact with white fellas, is pretty damning. David Dalaithngu, the famous actor who died last year, was one such, as were the tribe they dispossessed to drop nuclear bombs at Maralinga. I've been thinking further about the hat thing, and realised that until this century almost all images of Indigenous people wearing hats were of stockmen.

    952:

    "Why do US inhabitants hate each other so much?" I don't know but I do know that no one kills more Americans than Americans.

    953:

    H
    In the nicest possible way - fuck off. I do know quie a bit about NZ - but my knowledge of AUS, post-about-1965 is very low, as regards legal & institutional changes, as well as developments in historical understanding - OK?

    Converselyt, Damian's reply @ 949 is definotely useful.
    Also - Damian @ 952 - horribly true.

    954:

    "Aotearoa" refers to an area covering part of one of the islands

    Much as "England" refers to the south-east of the British Isles, and Caucasians all come from the Caucasus region of Western Europe. Viz, the term has changed meaning over time to now cover the whole state of Aotearoa/New Zealand. My passport even says that.

    955:

    "Why do U.S. inhabitants hate each other so much?" I would say we have excessive "Type A-ness" (Say it fast). AIUI, it's a difficulty in your neck of the woods also.

    956:

    Moz @ 901:

    additional protection needed.

    I don't know about first nations*, but a common enculturation experience for visitors to Australia is that "I'm black, I don't need sunscreen" does not apply here. I've seen one bloke burnt purple, but had a few others comment that they've learned about the important of sunscreen etc since arriving.

    * I suspect that whichever way it's unremarkable to them

    It's not even true here in North America. Several people I knew in the military found out the hard way.

    957:

    Vulch @ 918:

    Newspaper readers according to PM Jim Hacker.

    That episode aired 31 Dec 1987 ... I love it. It's the all time classic British comedy bit.

    But things have changed a lot in the U.K. (and the U.S. & the rest of the world) since then.

    958:

    Oh dear, where to start.

    You're aware, I hope, that property ownership is about a large bundle of rights, some of which are called ownership. For instance, you may own land, but stop paying parcel taxes and see whether you still own it or not. You may own a copy of Atrocity Archive, and you own the right to sell that copy, but you do not own the right to print and sell copies of it. You may own a cat, and you have the right to humanely euthanize that cat at the end of its life, but torture it and you lose ownership and face fines and possible prison.

    Ownership is not a thing. It's a constellation of rights. Saying, as Pigeon did, that Aboriginal ownership "does not map" onto European ownership is as incorrect as saying that they had no version of ownership.

    Here's a made-up example of how they work. Some desert men carried shields with a pattern on them. The pattern showed where their water sources were. That's level 1: their art often mapped food and water. But we can't decode the maps. Are they real maps?

    Level 2 is learning the names of the water sources and the songs and rituals associated with them. These songs and rituals are all mnemonics. When you see an aboriginal song in translation, it's often something like "Right after the rains, Dreaming Hero X went down a canyon to where a fig named A grows around the bend from a pond. He camped by the pond under the fig, where the mosquito sisters attacked him because he wouldn't have sex with them for an absurdly memorable reason. Their fight left bloody patches on the rocks by the pond. Afterward, Dreaming Hero X was so angry he chased the sisters on to..." So look for a fig in a canyon where there are red patches on rocks, and there's water nearby. But there's also mosquitos, so maybe don't camp close by. (This is something I made up, obviously).

    So if you have the map and know the songs and rituals that decode the map, you should be able to demonstrate that it is your land by deploying both to travel across it. If you can do that, it's your land. If you fail, guess what? It's not your land.

    This is a version of proof by work vaguely akin to what bitcoin uses. Only saner. It doesn't depend on paper, outside authorities, paying taxes, computers, or whatever. If it's your land, you can demonstrate this fact by living there. If it isn't your land, you're at best a guest and at worst crow-bait that's still sweating.

    Problem is, this form of ownership doesn't play well with rapid colonization by ignorant outsiders.

    Disclaimer: I know perfectly well that the Dreamings' songs, rituals, and art contain substantially more information than just trail maps. In Aboriginal idiom, "it's not my business" to talk about that stuff. This is just helping people realize that Aboriginal land ownership is quite understandable, and that the problem was and is colonialism.

    959:

    SVB failure.

    The NY Times has a decent overview of what happened. And there are interesting links to the various crypto wizards. Some saying failure like this will neve happen if everyone goes crypto. Others yelling that the feds should do more faster.

    https://www.nytimes.com/2023/03/11/technology/silicon-valley-bank-failure-lessons.html

    960:

    Converting commercial office buildings to apartments in urban areas.

    This has been discussed here recently. Here's a NY Times article about the issues and how some have been solved. (Warning the HTLM may not work if you've disabled JavaScripting or similar.)

    https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2023/03/11/upshot/office-conversions.html

    961:

    we're SF fans, eh? So we ought be dreaming biggly.

    Therefore, to counter doom 'n gloom I'd love to see TMITF novels which include such jaw-dropping moments as when a globalized tax agreement gets signed by all governments on the planet, abolishing tax havens. Setting a minimum corporate tax rate of 12%, with a surcharge of 5% upon fossil fuel corporations for sake of subsidizing conversions of infrastructure by developing nations. This surcharge due to decades of lying-cheating-lobbying-foot-dragging when all along they were aware that climate change was real.

    Okay, okay, when you are done laughing tell me why it would not work, so I can point out it has to be done. Otherwise, there's going to be a billion CCSS refugees fleeing lowlands for EU and US (given lots of room-wealth-jobs and laws precluding mass executions of unarmed refugees) and any place where a government is too weak to hold 'em off.

    962:

    HowardNYC @ 961: 'd love to see TMITF novels which include such jaw-dropping moments as when a globalized tax agreement [...] abolishing tax havens. Setting a minimum corporate tax rate of 12%, with a surcharge of 5% upon fossil fuel corporations

    You mean a bit like this?

    Its 15% not 12%. It doesn't include the fossil fuel surcharge, but ideas about a global carbon tax/quota system are being seriously mooted, and would have a similar effect.

    This is still a work in progress: all the various national governments have to figure out how they are going to make their local laws compliant, and I'm not sure exactly what is going to happen to those who don't play ball. Hopefully they start getting frozen out of the global banking system.

    So you obviously aren't dreaming biggly enough!

    963:

    Hmmmm.... designed to stop happening, or advertised to stop happening?

    964:

    That, and I suspect that if you're a slightly-above middle manager in a bank that failed, or you worked for same, you've got some idea of what to look for.

    965:

    RE: '... tie this back to cryptocurrency and/or AI and/or fears that failing banks are about to destroy the economy'

    Depends - it looks like some banks have been seriously looking at how crypto/AI does and can operate in the financials. More importantly, they're also trying to identify possible glitches. What I'd like to see is the Feds getting their hands on the raw data and requiring any/all corps wanting to go to market with such apps/AIs providing in-depth descriptions of what it is, does and third-party comprehensive testing on a slew of parameters. Bad finances can kill even more people than bad drugs.

    https://www.blockdata.tech/blog/general/top-banks-investing-in-crypto-and-blockchain-may-2022-update

    Charlie's title 'Place your bets' for this blog entry is apt for how the (mostly) made-in-the-US (and now in-the-UK) banking systems can be easily tipped and spiral in/downward. Old school economics called this the cobweb theorem, I call it betting full speed without any brakes (negative feedback systems). Considering that both economists and bookies are stereotypically good at stats, for this to happen is beyond 'not good news' - this is serious mismanagement.

    Re: AUS land ownership

    Sounds like the traditional meaning of ownership was 'stewardship', i.e., responsibility is attached to any claim.

    Re: SA-Iran (& China)

    Given the personalities involved, this could go in any direction. You've got a Prince who's had his close kin (and potential threat to his rule) killed, a regime that's removed fundamental human rights from half of their population (females), and an 'elected' leader who's rewriting his country's laws.

    Re: US/UK internal divisiveness

    Okay - how about this for a conspiracy theory ... the US/UK's colonies were getting increasingly fed up with these aging and overbearing economic superpowers so decided that they'd finally turn the tables. But they needed a low risk, low cost, easy to deflect (i.e., hide/lie about) plan so they did some homework. Turned out that the easiest and most sure-fire strategy was to let their overlords stew in their own juices.

    This meant:

    1-News - concentrate on more or if possible solely on coverage of local news. (If they don't hear about ferriners, maybe they'll forget about them.)

    2-Get both (extreme) sides of the (local) news - focus is on 'extreme'. Sports/entertainment celebs and other obvious 'successful' people, i.e., the 0.01%ers, clearly must know everything otherwise they wouldn't be so rich.

    ...The BBC sports announcer/former top athlete was hushed by the BBC for saying that the PM's/Tories' proposed illegal immigrant solution was akin to what the Nazi's did. I didn't see this video, therefore not sure of his exact words, but that's apparently the gist. Also - a BBC news satire comedy panel [Mock the Week] show got axed in 2021 because the host made some comments about some BBC senior management new policies.

    3-Enable extremist views -

    ...why did EM/ChiefTwit visit SA? To sell some EVs, mini satellites and rooftop solar panels but only if he makes sure that the social divisiveness pot keeps boiling, i.e., remove all censorship immediately.

    Based on some data I looked at a year or so ago, per capita participation rates for social media are very, very high in that part of the world. Even more interesting was that orgs accounted for a greater proportion of registered users (vs. West).

    4-AI Chatbots as a replacement strategy for social media - now that a few parts of the world (EU primarily) are requiring greater responsibility of social media channels, a replacement is needed STAT! Enter Chatbots --- they'll talk to anyone, mirror and amplify anything 'said' and because they're still a blackbox, no one/org is legally/financially liable. FYI - a Chatbox-type AI was tested for use as a proxy Rogerian psychotherapy - in the 1960s.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ELIZA

    About AIs ...

    I've read a couple of longish articles on this over the past week and still feel that there are some serious gaping holes in how this tech is being pushed out for use. The biological scientists who developed DNA cloning and CRISPR-Cas9 could see how their inventions could impact the world, yet tech scientists can't? Better handle on math/stats means a better handle on possible outcomes - yeah, sure, but only if you care.

    From MIT ...

    https://www.technologyreview.com/2023/03/03/1069311/inside-story-oral-history-how-chatgpt-built-openai/#:~:text=Artificial%20intelligence-,The%20inside%20story%20of%20how%20ChatGPT%20was%20built%20from%20the,scenes%20of%20a%20cultural%20phenomenon.&text=When%20OpenAI%20launched%20ChatGPT%2C%20with,intelligence%20company%20had%20few%20expectations.

    966:

    Re: 'Better handle on math/stats means a better handle on possible outcomes - yeah, sure, but only if you care.'

    For an example of a math model used to look at human behavior:

    'Abstract

    Sexual conflict can arise when males evolve traits that improve their mating success but in doing so harm females. By reducing female fitness, male harm can diminish offspring production in a population and even drive extinction. Current theory on harm is based on the assumption that an individual’s phenotype is solely determined by its genotype. But the expression of most sexually selected traits is also influenced by variation in biological condition (condition-dependent expression), such that individuals in better condition can express more extreme phenotypes. Here, we developed demographically explicit models of sexual conflict evolution where individuals vary in their condition. Because condition-dependent expression readily evolves for traits underlying sexual conflict, we show that conflict is more intense in populations where individuals are in better condition. Such intensified conflict reduces mean fitness and can thus generate a negative association between condition and population size. The impact of condition on demography is especially likely to be detrimental when the genetic basis of condition coevolves with sexual conflict. This occurs because sexual selection favors alleles that improve condition (the so-called good genes effect), producing feedback between condition and sexual conflict that drives the evolution of intense male harm. Our results indicate that in presence of male harm, the good genes effect in fact easily becomes detrimental to populations.'

    https://www.pnas.org/doi/10.1073/pnas.2211668120

    I found the above article while searching for info on past hominid extinctions and figured it might also be relevant for what's currently going on in some cultures that are actively rewarding some behaviors that are immediately and explicitly harmful to other members of their societies.

    I've also tried to find articles on cultural impacts of Sparta that have survived to the 21st century. Ditto cultural impact of Mongol Invasion/Genghis Khan apart from the Silk Road. They conquered (mostly murdered) but what did they create/replace it with? (Wonder if Putin's a GH fan - he definitely likes to show off how well he rides horses.)

    967:

    If you keep up with David Gerard's excellent blog, you'll see all the major banks backing rapidly away from the dumpster fire that is crypto.

    968:

    "This meant: 1-News - concentrate on more or if possible solely on coverage of local news. (If they don't hear about ferriners, maybe they'll forget about them.) "

    Yeah. I've recently had the opportunity to see the news coverage from (sorry about the UScentrism) South Carolina's leading newspaper, the Post and Courier. It's not a bad or crazy newspaper, but it's striking how much of its space goes to local team sports, local issues and such to the exclusion of the wider world.

    FWIW, the major newspapers in metropolitan Texas don't do that, or at least not so much. Yet.

    969:

    I've also tried to find articles on cultural impacts of Sparta that have survived to the 21st century.

    Why are you going after Sparta?

    Sure they were slavers and complete assholes to their neighbours. But so were the other Greek city states, and meanwhile the status and rights of Spartan women were much higher than Athenian women. Spartan women bore arms: Athenian women were property, normally confined to their owner's house, and went veiled in public.

    Classical Athens can be approximated to the Taliban in terms of womens' rights, except the Taliban are more enlightened.

    (A lot of what's wrong with the world today can be laid at the feet of Oxford and Cambridge classics scholars who harboured an unhealthy hero worship for the Greek and Roman empires during the formative period for the upper crust culture of the British empire in the 17th-19th centuries -- and who enshrined those classical empires as objects of emulation for the British empire's elite, racism, sexism and all.)

    970:

    Back to the subject of AI uses & abuses ...

    CNN reporter calls his parents using an AI deepfake voice

    The Biden bit at the end is classic.

    "Which would you choose if you had to give up video games or bacon?"

    971:

    This is just absolutely incorrect. LLMs and Chat GPT in particular are amazing for regularizing expressions and creating underlying basic content. The number of people who are falling in love with LLMs are the number of people who are yearning to hear "tell me about that baby" and it is a big fucking number. At the same time if you need to crank out 100 well formated jsons chatgpt is an amazing tool, need to write a thousand 500 word opinion essays same deal- good enough for the grind in English 111. What chat-gpt cannot do is "analysis" because it's a probabilistic auto-complete tool, not a thinking engine.

    There's no agent no agency. It's just auto-complete. It's fundamentally not intelligent, no problems are being solved.

    Chat-gpt is garbage for search because it doesn't evaluate or compare.

    972:

    RE: Sparta. It's always worth (re)reading ACOUP's This.Isn't.Sparta collection https://acoup.blog/category/collections/this-isnt-sparta/ Not admirable people. Or very good warriors for that matter.

    Here's the one on Spartiate women: https://acoup.blog/2019/08/29/collections-this-isnt-sparta-part-iii-spartan-women/ . The Spartiate women did have somewhat more freedom than their counterparts did, for two reasons. One is that they were nobles, and the work other Greek women did was done in Sparta by the helots (serf/slaves). The other is that their menfolk were off doing a lot of noble-male-empowerment things, so Spartiate women perforce ran their households and could own property. Otherwise, they couldn't choose who they'd marry, and their primary status was as incubators for larval male Spartiate warriors.

    The one thing I wouldn't hang on them is racism. That form of discrimination AFAIK arose with the conquest of the New World and the rise of the Atlantic slave trade. In the Classical world, anyone could be enslaved, and being African (as several emperors were) was no big deal.

    As for the OxBridge classicists...Not to forgive anyone who so helped instill the prejudices that drove the rapid rise and recession of the British Empire. But I wonder how much of the "worship" of the various classical texts in their original Greek and Latin was about providing a linguistic safe space for people who were dealing with being non-hetero sexually while having to maintain a facade of repressed heterosexuality in most circumstances?

    973:

    Clause 2 - "Mock the Week" was also about as funny as root canal surgery without anesthetic IMO. (this from a fan of Private Eye, Have I Got News for You?, Drop the Dead Donkey and Yes (Prime) Minister).

    974:

    So, however shall I be evil today?

    { three hours later a pause for food }

    Hmmm... pita toasted till crunchy;

    mix together slowly: can of sardines, mashed with its oil; cold cooked potatoes from yesterday; minced spinach; leftover steamed onions; three ounces of zucchini finely minced; two ounces of cream cheese (generic) warmed to room temperature; splash of high end soy sauce;

    washed down with freshly brewed black tea long steeped with thinly sliced ginger;

    not the worst lunch

    now to resume scheming my evil plan to wreck the world's economy by way of some silly virtualized non-money... oh... darn... while I was at lunch someone already scammed billions out of gullible fools via some nonsense trademarked as "bitcoin"...

    you do see the lesson in that, right?

    I should not have taken time off for a heart-healthy lunch

    975:

    Sad news Bill Tidy has just died - one of the truly great cartoonists ....

    H
    - about providing a linguistic safe space for people who were dealing with being non-hetero sexually while having to maintain a facade of repressed heterosexuality in most circumstances?
    Exactly spot on.

    976:

    Sounds like the traditional meaning of ownership was 'stewardship', i.e., responsibility is attached to any claim.

    To be fair, most people, under any scheme of land ownership, are stewards of their land. Our current view of land as a fungible, alienated, speculative property is pretty recent and quite dysfunctional.

    What I'm arguing is that Aboriginal land ownership exists, is bloody practical, and is conceptually understandable by non-Aboriginals

    I'd also point out that British racism, as fostered by the Atlantic slave trade, fed into the treatment of Aborigines and our view of them today. Being black and not using metal made them the lowest of the low in racial theory. Even Africans made their own guns and iron weapons.

    I noticed my own racism when I started reading on Aboriginal culture, because I also thought of them as "most primitive." Then I got caught in the contradiction that they were doing things (like farming multiple species of plants) that "more advanced people", like the Polynesians and PNW Indians, were also doing. Maybe they weren't so primitive? Then I realized that I was judging them based more on their skin colors than to what they'd accomplished, and decided that was a stupid thing to do. Working on understanding and lessening my own biases turns out to be a really tedious and embarrassing chore. Oh well. It's an interesting and sometimes useful practice though.

    977:

    but it's striking how much of its space goes to local team sports, local issues and such to the exclusion of the wider world.

    And your comment about Dallas and the area.

    Local ink on paper lives and dies (and there is a of the latter for a while now) on advertising. So local things can dominate as the car dealers seem to be the biggest advertisers. With Restaurants in second. Now that Sear, K-Mart, and even upscale department store advertising has vanished.

    Here in the Raleigh area I wish there was more local coverage. I don't need the paper for national/global news. But locally even in the state capital they are down to a handful (if that) of local reporters for our 3 to 4 million people in this area. And local TV news is mostly ads and weather with a few news stories tossed in. Tivo makes me aware of just how "fluffy" it is.

    And the 11 years I dealt with a "second" home in the DFW area I got to watch the local papers shrink also. Just not to the nearly pamphlet size we are at now around here.

    978:

    "Saying, as Pigeon did, that Aboriginal ownership "does not map" onto European ownership is as incorrect as saying that they had no version of ownership."

    You obviously don't understand what I was saying, because you then say:

    "It doesn't depend on paper, outside authorities, paying taxes, computers, or whatever. If it's your land, you can demonstrate this fact by living there. If it isn't your land, you're at best a guest and at worst crow-bait that's still sweating."

    ...which is exactly the sort of thing I was on about. European ideas around land ownership do depend on outside authorities and the various sacrifices and incantations used to appease them. You only "own" a place in so far as that someone bigger than you lets you, as long as you hold the right magical scrolls to keep them thinking that and follow the right rituals to prevent the scrolls being taken away from you. It's all based around this hierarchy of authority derived ultimately from violence; it's basically "you own what you can defend", with the refinement that you can use magic runes to invoke higher authorities to do the defending for you, and this is supposed to take the place of actual bloodshed, at least until you get up to the nation-state level.

    "Problem is, this form of ownership doesn't play well with rapid colonization by ignorant outsiders."

    Exactly. Because if your concept of ownership depends on the European model, subtype imperial British, as the ultimate example, it doesn't count as ownership at all. If there's no overall system of authority to define and legitimise holdings then there simply can't be any: nobody actually owns any of it, because they don't even understand what owning it is; there's nothing but the basic level of "you own what you can defend", with "defend" having the meaning of "by personal violence". And this is simply the natural order of things so it's all perfectly fine.

    Nobody is disputing, or defending, the fact that the invaders stole the land with violence. We all agree that that is true and deplorable. But we can only even have this discussion in the first place because we understand that Australian and British models of ownership are both valid subcategories of a concept of ownership in general. Without that understanding, the word "stole" would have no meaning.

    You are quite right that "the problem was and is colonialism" because colonialism denies that understanding. In the colonialist view, the British model of ownership is not a subset of all valid models, but the containing set. Anything that can't be mapped into it cannot be a member of the set of valid models; the Australian model can't, therefore it is not a valid model, therefore nobody owns any of it and we can walk in and take what we like and it isn't "stealing" at all because you can't steal something that nobody owns.

    Basically, it's another manifestation of "legality !== morality". That is what people are still having to fight against, and with an exceptional degree of disadvantage from having to use the legal framework to make moral arguments.

    979:

    "Much as "England" refers to the south-east of the British Isles"

    Well, yeah, it does...

    980:

    (A lot of what's wrong with the world today can be laid at the feet of Oxford and Cambridge classics scholars who harboured an unhealthy hero worship for the Greek and Roman empires during the formative period for the upper crust culture of the British empire in the 17th-19th centuries -- and who enshrined those classical empires as objects of emulation for the British empire's elite, racism, sexism and all.)

    I think you are swapping cause and effect here. A regime wants to glorify itself, and the artistic class provides the material. Other empires in history had managed to be perfectly horrible without reading the Greeks and Romans.

    981:

    AUS land ownership: Sounds like the traditional meaning of ownership was 'stewardship'

    I was thinking overnight that it actually maps quite well onto leasehold or "Crown" land. Bob has a lease allowing the extraction of coal, Sam has a grazing right which comes with obligations for weed and fire control, Chris manages a couple of water wells for the nearby town, George has a gold prospecting license in the river, and the local angling club have fishing rights there. And so on. None of them "own" it in the sense that they have the right to destroy it, except perhaps Bob the coal miner, and even the crown is more of the Name of Terrible Power Invoked As a Threat When There is Trouble Brewing than some bloke down the pub that collects the rents.

    But obviously this isn't what the invaders want from Aotearoa or Australia... no-one's going back to their local ruler in some corner of Europe proudly saying "I arrange the right to graze sheep on parts of the Northern Waikato at a very reasonable rate".

    982:

    The part we disagree about is that there's one type of ownership.

    There is not, even for land. It might be worth understanding this better.

    983:

    And even The Crown/US Governmunt has obligations as well as rights. Europe has a whole series of "I rule this land"... "I've got this here pike, see" sort of incidents between the, ah, "loyal subjects" and the ruler where the learning took a on decidedly Darwinian air.

    984:

    Seruko @ 971:

    Back off & lighten up.

    985:

    David L @ 977:

    but it's striking how much of its space goes to local team sports, local issues and such to the exclusion of the wider world.

    And your comment about Dallas and the area.

    Local ink on paper lives and dies (and there is a of the latter for a while now) on advertising. So local things can dominate as the car dealers seem to be the biggest advertisers. With Restaurants in second. Now that Sear, K-Mart, and even upscale department store advertising has vanished.

    Here in the Raleigh area I wish there was more local coverage. I don't need the paper for national/global news. But locally even in the state capital they are down to a handful (if that) of local reporters for our 3 to 4 million people in this area. And local TV news is mostly ads and weather with a few news stories tossed in. Tivo makes me aware of just how "fluffy" it is.

    And the 11 years I dealt with a "second" home in the DFW area I got to watch the local papers shrink also. Just not to the nearly pamphlet size we are at now around here.

    The local TV news (what I can see of it on the internet) seems to still be fairly good. I'd buy a TV if I didn't live down in a hollow where I can't receive OTA broadcasts (cable TV is still 57 channels and nothing on - at least nothing I'm really interested in).

    The News & Observer's ** downfall I blame on McClatchy. When they took over they eliminated most of the LOCAL columnists and substituted columnists from their Modesto Bee. And I don't have anything against California, but their local news just doesn't fill any of my needs. Not too long thereafter local NEWS began to suffer as well.

    How much every kind of news had shrunk in the N&O was especially noticeable after I returned from Iraq. I re-subscribed after a years absence, but it just wasn't the same. That's when I let my subscription lapse. I had been a subscriber since the late 60s when I was a college student at NC State. I still occasionally see it on the the news stands, but it appears to be thinner & less informative than the weekly free hippy\yuppie rag.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indy_Week

    ** The N&O was somewhat semi-affectionately known here in the Triangle region as the "Nuisance & Disturber".

    I used to read the Fort Worth Star-Telegram back around the turn of the century, when it was Molly Ivins' home newspaper and ALWAYS had her columns online. And I'd pick up the occasional local news piece from the local perspective .

    But like many U.S. newspapers, it's hidden behind a paywall and I can't afford annual subscriptions to every newspaper in the country just so I can read the occasional local news article.

    It's too bad there's not some kind of service that would aggregate all of the pay-walled newspapers & serve up individual pieces to subscribers so you didn't have to fight a pay-wall every time some story caught your eye.

    "One subscription to rule them all"

    Google News does a fairly good job at aggregating news stories, but to many of the links do end up being thwarted by pay-walls.

    986:

    The part we disagree about is that there's one type of ownership.

    No, you don't disagree about that. In fact, I believe you're in perfect agreement about that.

    Pigeon is only noting that the British Colonial government of the 18th and 19th century didn't see it that way. Otherwise they wouldn't and couldn't have treated Australia as terra nullis (but they demonstrably have).

    987:

    Interesting to think about ownership in the context of Alaska or Palestine as well.

    The "right to destroy" version of ownership seems to pretty accurately describe "we can give/take this land, including everything and everyone on it, to/from anyone".

    988:

    Since ACOUP is long-winded and a request to read him wouldn't always be followed-

    The operative chart would be in part II. https://i0.wp.com/acoup.blog/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/population-breakdown-in-ancient-states1.jpg?resize=1088%2C323&ssl=1

    Athens: A little less than half slaves. Sparta: 80% slaves, roughly half of them women. Formalized classes for the bastard children of the cough union of spartiates and helot women. Way more than the American South, though I haven't looked into Hispaniola.

    And every contemporary writer, himself a slaveowner with no qualms about the institution, calling out that it's the most brutal slavery that they've ever seen.

    989:

    Most TV news should really be classed as entertainment, as the ongoing Fox News lawsuit is teaching us. But it's true for local TV stations as well. Most news stories have no compelling visual element, and these days there are faster delivery mechanisms for actual events.

    There are exceptions: coronations and slow chases of murder suspects driving white Broncos down LA freeways come to mind. But wait, aren't those really entertainments, as well?

    Moon landings, maybe.

    990:

    Quite. Thank you.

    991:

    As a counterpoint, Dennett's "From Bacteria to Bach and Back: The Evolution of Minds" has chapters on words and cultural evolution. He makes the point that words are affordances to support cultural evolution, which includes thinking. If symbols are not needed, try expressing mathematics without symbols, or convey thoughts to someone who does not share your language. Symbols may not be needed for raw intelligence, however that is measured, but like pen and paper, it makes conveying ideas a lot easier if you have shared meaning using symbols, i.e. words.

    992:

    See my reply to Charlie at #11. Rather than using anecdotal examples to suggest that some thought does NOT REQUIRE symbols, does not mean you can generalize this to all thoughts. There is evidence that words are useful for thought, if only as a way to compress ideas into a compact form. Words are affordances to make thoughts easier to handle and convey to others. As Dennett explains, they support the rich culture that humans have evolved. We use common cultural items to really compress ideas into a few words like a book, song, or movie title. If words are not important, try watching a movie with the sound turned off, or a foreign movie without subtitles.

    Just a library of books to use as references remove the cognitive load for memory, so words act as references to sometimes complex ideas, and in this way, allow one to build on the ideas to create new ones, and convey them in a compact form. If one measure of intelligence is to be able to do this, and fairly quickly, then I would argue that words are a building block of this type of intelligence.

    993:

    Your #966 reminded me of a bit I read a few days ago at crooked timber: https://crookedtimber.org/2023/03/08/burning-men/ Not quite as delicious a notion as Anne Rice's telepathic killers stalking evildoers, but close.

    994:

    British Colonial Government could be rather pragmatic. Terra nullis was applied because it could be at acceptable cost (for the gains). When settlers in NZ tried the same approach (with a sliver of a legal figleaf) they quickly met both substantial resistance and a Government unwilling to meet the cost that the settlers assumed that they would. https://nzhistory.govt.nz/war/wairau-incident Colonisers will ignore legal agreements when it suits.

    995:
    But back to the religions of the word: they also gave us mind/body dualism (thank you, Rene Descartes)

    I was originally going to answer to Heteromeles, but I'd like to combine my answer to him with my answer to you; if I end up looking like I misattribute sentiments to you because I reply to Heteromeles (and vice versa), sorry for that. Also, sorry if I get carried away and talk about things neither of you talked about. And also sorry if I forget to mention some things that have been on my mind, I'm somewhat stressed, as usual. ;)

    I'm not that sure if Christianity is to blame for that one. Well, basically, it is, since most of the influence of the underlying ideas (prominence of verbal thinking, mind-body dualism) can be tied to variants and interpretations of Christianity, it's just that when you look at Christianity, the picture gets quite complex.

    Basically, I blame Ancient Greek philosophy.

    The phrase "In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God." is from the gospel of John. Now the Gospel of John is the odd gospel, because it's quite different in content from the other 3 canonical gospels, which are termed the synoptic gospels. It's also likely the only canonical gospel talking about Jesus as the "word", or to use the Koine term, the "logos"[1].

    Outside of the strange Jesus sect, we find talk about the "logos" with another somewhat earlier Jewish author, namely Philo of Alexandria, and his ideas about the "logos" as an intermediary in God's creation is quite similar to John's[2].

    There might be some other instances of referring to "logos" in a Jewish setting, but most of these stem from the 2nd century BC to the 2nd century BC. And this brings us to the big elephant in the room for late Second Temple Judaism, namely Hellenism.

    When we look at Greek philosophy, "logos" is a central term with a variety of meanings, it can be a mode of discussion, but especially in the context of Stoicism, it's an active principle somewhat similar to the conceptions of John and Philo[3].

    And since Stoicism predates both John and Philo by one or two centuries, we can guess who cribbed from whom.

    And now we can wonder what would have happened, if the Ancient Greeks had used another term for "cosmic order", one not inviting speculations about true names and like. In Vedic religion, there is Ṛta, which derives from a verb meaning "to put together"; one can muse if this one would invite spatial thinking in contrast to verbal thinking.

    One could also joke about some Vedic rituals likely invented by people with a serious case of OCD or somewhat on the spectrum[4].

    As for mind-body dualism, funny thing is both Dualism and Monism pop up all the time; I wonder if both are related to rationalizing specific, err, altered states, namely dissociation with dualism, while apophenia might make for seeing connections everywhere and thus predispose towards monism.[5]

    In the context of Greek philosophy, we have Aristotle's hylomorphism, which can be interpreted in a variety of way. He's also quite central to RC scholastics[6].

    You can read "hylomorphism" as dualism, though usually there is more than one "soul", which would point towards a tripartite or multipartite anthropology.

    But if you think about the human body, its organs, proteins and like as "hyle" and the chemical processes of life, the dynamical equilibrium (in German, "Fließgleichgewicht", equilibrium in flow) as "morphe", it'd be monistic. OK, back from my interpretation to Aristotle...

    (Thing is, going through all of this I realized how messy terminology can get; Aristotle uses the term "hyle", you could translate it as "matter", though one could argue if they are identical; and I already mentioned "logos" and "Ṛta". Maybe the only thing that gets AIs and humans a little bit out of their Chinese rooms is a look out of the window to try to understand what the other is referring too...)

    Thing is, in quite a few ways Descartes is much more dualistic than the people before him. With Aristotle, even plants have a soul, though it's "only" an vegetative one. animals have a vegetative one in addition, and only humans have both of those and a rational soul. While with Descartes, neither plants nor animals have a soul, they are automatons, while humans have ONE soul (no idea how it relates to things animals and humans have in common; goodbye emotions, you are part of the automatic body...)

    OK, it's getting late, back to the "logos", err, linguistics. I have been told that lately some linguists have been getting tired of Chomskian Universal grammar somewhat, especially in the context of the search for linguistic universals being not that successful.

    One other concept mentioned by my sources[7] was Embodiment, namely how our linguistic abilities (and cognitive abilities in general) are shaped by us having a body and interacting with our environment. Talk about looking out of the windows of our Chinese rooms, or LessWrong forum...

    Bonus points:
    a) Chomsky coined the term Cartesian linguistics. That's likely just a coincidence...
    b) FOXP2, the language gene, is also involved with motor function.
    c) Well, Steven Pinker's shtick is taking Chomsky and injecting some neurology. Cue the joke of a follower of Universal Grammar and a Jungian droning about "But we have to defend SCIENCE!!!!eleventy".

    Sorry, it's quite late...

    [1] Wiki mentions one instance of Luke talking about the "logos", but this instance looks more like "narrative" and not "Weltgeist, err cosmic order incarnate".
    [2] It's also, just like John, quite open to interpretation in the context of Gnosticism[2a]
    [2a] Damn it, and now I have Killing Joke's Aeon resonating in the back of my skull; link to the song for those who do youtube
    [3] But not too similar; Stoicism is somewhat pantheistic, while John and Philo are not.
    [4] Bonus point if this picture looks eerily familiar from your childhood. Sorry, I couldn't find a clip from that episode of Monk on the junkyard where he obliges a cop to shoot in the second still intact light at a car, to match the other one. Err, it makes sense in context, I suppose.
    [5] Yes, this reasoning might itself be somewhat apophenitic(?). Or is it just loosening of associations? Sorry, it's getting late.
    [6] There is Youtuber talking about Thomism; AFAIK I'm not the only one who likes to play Youtube in the background while doing manual work. Please be advised the guy is a male Prostetant convert to Catholicism, though I haven't caught him arguing against women having a driver's license yet. Err.
    [7] IIRC, basically my ex-shrink (he's retired) and a friend from USENET.

    996:

    I know OGH doesn't do Yotube, but...

    I mentioned MilitantThomist in my latest post. For a general view on religions, there's also Religion for Breakfast and Let's talk Religion.

    There's also Al Muqaddimah and HikmaHistory about Islamic history.

    One of my vices is Youtube droning on while I do manual chores...

    997:

    SVB failure

    If anyone cares, (Monday AM US time you might and not realize it now)...

    Another bank has fallen over the weekend. Seems to have been drug under by SVB's mess.

    So far (evening Eastern Time US) no buyer. Per H's comments the FDIC normally has a buyer lined up before they enter and take over. But this went from stinky to dumpster fire so fast they didn't have time. So Monday may dawn with things in a state of flux.

    Apparently SVB operations in Canada and the UK have been seized by regulators there.

    https://www.uktech.news/news/government-and-policy/government-silicon-valley-bank-svb-uk-startups-20230312

    I just pinged my daughter asking about SVB. She took a new job with a "startup" about a month ago. They sent out a note to employees this weekend saying basically "we're touched but very lightly and should have it all figured out Monday".

    Meanwhile, back at the ranch....

    Getting back to the topic of this post, lots of Cryto related operations (some banks, many not) are on a Nantucket Sleigh Ride this weekend.

    And this all might have been averted with a better public communications team at the bank. (And maybe a new boss or few.)

    998:

    this all might have been averted with a better public communications team at the bank

    And the regulations that were rolled back by Trump would also have been useful. I saw a report that says that if the post-2008 stress test hadn't been altered then the trouble at SVG would have been spotted a lot earlier, while there was time to do something about it. Note that some of McCarthy's aides were instrumental in lobbying for those changes.

    Also saw a report that the CEO sold shares less than a fortnight before the collapse. As per regulations he announced the sale earlier (but not much earlier).

    999:

    Thanks for both your posts. There's a lot to chew on!

    1000:

    Also saw a report that the CEO sold shares less than a fortnight before the collapse. As per regulations he announced the sale earlier (but not much earlier).

    This one may be a non event. They were in a trust and the sale was set up a while back. Of course if that sale was set up after it was decided they might have to sell T-Bills at a loss of a $bil or so in the not too distant future well ....

    My point about the PR was the tone deaf way they talked about the lass from the sale of long term securities with low interest rates seemed to be what started the run. So instead of a bank with some issues (big ones but still issues) they became a back with a run. And no George Baily.

    1001:

    RE: SVB. Now the Fed has stepped in to backstop the accounts.

    https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/monetary20230312b.htm

    "Today we are taking decisive actions to protect the U.S. economy by strengthening public confidence in our banking system. This step will ensure that the U.S. banking system continues to perform its vital roles of protecting deposits and providing access to credit to households and businesses in a manner that promotes strong and sustainable economic growth.

    "After receiving a recommendation from the boards of the FDIC and the Federal Reserve, and consulting with the President, Secretary Yellen approved actions enabling the FDIC to complete its resolution of Silicon Valley Bank, Santa Clara, California, in a manner that fully protects all depositors. Depositors will have access to all of their money starting Monday, March 13. No losses associated with the resolution of Silicon Valley Bank will be borne by the taxpayer.

    "We are also announcing a similar systemic risk exception for Signature Bank, New York, New York, which was closed today by its state chartering authority. All depositors of this institution will be made whole. As with the resolution of Silicon Valley Bank, no losses will be borne by the taxpayer.

    "Shareholders and certain unsecured debtholders will not be protected. Senior management has also been removed. Any losses to the Deposit Insurance Fund to support uninsured depositors will be recovered by a special assessment on banks, as required by law.

    'Finally, the Federal Reserve Board on Sunday announced it will make available additional funding to eligible depository institutions to help assure banks have the ability to meet the needs of all their depositors.

    "The U.S. banking system remains resilient and on a solid foundation, in large part due to reforms that were made after the financial crisis that ensured better safeguards for the banking industry. Those reforms combined with today's actions demonstrate our commitment to take the necessary steps to ensure that depositors' savings remain safe."

    Interesting.

    The NY Times reported today that SVB was the banker of choice for climate startups, so this may be in part to keep that sector from collapsing again: https://www.nytimes.com/2023/03/12/climate/silicon-valley-bank-climate.html

    Per Bloomberg, there was roughly $500 million shorting SVB stock when trading was halted Friday. So it's possible that there might be, erm, political-economic players trying to both crash pillars of the more liberal part of the economy and profit thereby. This is unfounded speculation, of course, but it might be that the Fed is trying to make this a bit harder to do.

    1002:

    This is unfounded speculation

    Short sellers love a financial crisis. Of anyone and any size. Ideology only matters to them when deciding who gets to be first in line at the bailout window. And then only a bit.

    1003:

    so... crypto bro's are either booking flights to non-extradition nations or crying in their micro-brewery ales... funny how GOP in US (with Tories doing eqv in UK and a lengthy list of eqv in EU nations) keeps de-regulating and howling about chaining down capitalistic growth. All those regulatory prone liberals and crypto-communists and closeted cross dressing vegans, conspiring to prevent economic growth!

    Then after there's another meltdown -- currently the prefer term seems to be "dumpster fire" -- the GOP/Tories complain about the failure of inspectors-regulators-investigators who were all bought off by the criminals.

    Sigh. Big, weary sigh.

    1004:

    Wow. I hadn't realized that <tt> was sarcasm font. All those old fanzines, like Hyphen, pounded out on typewriters and mimeographed were almost 100% sarcasm. And in modern times, pretty much all programmer's editors and integrated development environments default to sarcasm. it explains a lot.

    1005:

    David L
    Competence from our government {!} - what happened?
    HSBC have bought out the Brit part of SVB. - Nothing to see here, pass along, business as usual.

    1006:

    ADMINISTRATIVE NOTE

    I am profoundly uninterested in discussing the pros and cons of religion here. Or the collapse of the crypto grifters' bank of choice.

    This comment thread is now dead to me. I'll think of a new blog topic in a day or two: meanwhile, carry on without me. (If I see signs of acrimony I'll just close down the thread.)

    1007:

    Scott Adams has withdrawn the Dilbert Web page, and you are given the option of signing up to one of his blogs. Er, no, just no ....

    1008:

    For those who missed the last few turns in the Silicon Valley Bank saga:

    --It turns out that only a few financial pipes handle the money for the majority of US startups.

    --Those startups and other companies in those pipes include AI, crypto, and climate change.

    --Last week the biggest of those pipes (SVB) blew up, and threatened to take the others with it.

    --Had the Fed not stepped in aggressively, the US would likely be looking at a recession. Oh, and we'd have lost funding for a bunch of the companies trying to get Americans off fossil fuels, right as they're becoming effective and growing rapidly.

    --Recessions near the ends of their terms are the classic way US Presidents lose their jobs.

    --The odds-on Republican Presidential candidate for 2024 is Trump.

    We can speculate endlessly how much the SVB failure was an accident, how much was incompetence, and how much was a Finwar action via a bunch of well-connected financiers telling their clients to dump the stock and triggering a run on a bank they'd already shorted. It's likely we'll never know.

    If it was Finwar, we can expect more of this until November 2024.

    1009:

    I think reality once again got things wrong-way 'round. We should have kept the comic and lost Scott Adams!

    1010:

    I went to the So Cal Linux Expo over the weekend, and the keynote speech was given by none other than Ken Thompson, (for those few of you who don't know about him, he invented Unix and helped develop the Go programming language - if he was a baseball player he'd be Babe Ruth, Lou Gehrig, or Hank Aaron - he's one of the most important computer scientists ever and his work was enormously influential to all modern operating systems.)

    Ken mainly talked about the process of building his music collection, which includes 75,000 records on his personal cloud, and a player piano connected via MIDI (the Musical Instrument Digital Interface) to his collection of digitized player-piano rolls.)

    So after the talk was over someone asked him what kinds of computers he used for his daily work. He looked around the room and his face took on a rather nervous expression, then he took a deep breath, got ahold of himself and said something like "I've been using Apple computers for decades, but I'm so annoyed with how they've locked things down and screwed stuff up that I've decided to make the switch, and it will take month or so, but I'm switching everything over to Linux."

    The room erupted with cheers and people clapped until their hands ached, but the overall effect was something like hearing David Gilmour of Pink Floyd tell everyone he wished he'd studied the French Horn instead. I don't know how important this will be in the overall history of software - it could easily be a nothing-burger - but it may turn out that I was there when Ken Thompson signed the Declaration of Independence!

    1011:

    I should probably provide a link to Ken Thompson's Wikipedia page. He's really crucial to the development of programming languages and operating systems. It was very surprising to learn ho much he's done:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ken_Thompson

    1012:

    There is another interpretation of the collapse of SVB, which is that it will signal the end of the interest rate hikes and a likely return to lower rates.

    In the US, Canada and probably almost everywhere else with a central bank function, the purpose of setting interest rates is to 'protect' the currency, with side goals of keeping the rich rich.

    More than anything else, banks own bonds. Mortgage bonds, government bonds, corporate bonds etc. When interest rates are low, those bonds are worth more. However, when inflation increases, the future value of those bonds is negatively affected. The $number value of the mortgage on my house has not gone up with inflation, but the real value of those dollars I owe has gone down due to inflation.

    If my wages go up and my debt remains the same, I win and the banks lose. This is/was intolerable to banks and the .01% for obvious reasons. So the interest rates had to go up and ideally force a recession, unemployment and all the other knock on effects which largely happen to the 99% at the expense of the 1%.

    In short, we will destroy as many lives as necessary to protect the real value of our bonds.

    HOWEVER

    A bank like SVB had tons of deposits, far too much ('overcapitalized). They were expected to protect those assets, so bought large amounts of the abovementioned bonds over the past years. Interest rates go up, those long-term bonds lose value. Thus the current problem with that bank - the value of its long-term assets has crashed, the dollar value of its deposits have not crashed.

    So we have a bank failure. An successful 'own goal' by the banking class, crashing at least one bank by choosing to destroy a bunch of lives through forcing a recession. That means that every other bank out there is frantically looking at their bond holdings right now, and almost certainly making urgent calls to the Federal Reserve.

    All of which, for us peons, means that interest rates are likely to come down at least a little bit. For any major central bank decisions the question to ask is 'what will most protect the assets of the very rich and/or the banks'. Externalities like the value of a human life or how many families will lose their homes are only relevant when they craft their speeches.

    1013:

    Here's a March 10 Bloomberg Finance column by Matt Levine that might even be a reasonably accurate on what happened: https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2023-03-10/startup-bank-had-a-startup-bank-run

    1014:

    Most of my understanding of the financial system is cribbed from Matt Levine's daily newsletter. My comments about how the Fed will kill as many poors as necessary to protect the wealth of the bankers are very much not his POV however.

    1015:

    next up: loading & unloading of TFEUs (Twenty Foot Equivalent Unit) onto & off of trucks...

    "Worldwide, the race to perfect fully autonomous operations for large commercial [blue water] vessels is intense, and arguably of far greater practical importance, than that for self-driving cars."

    and

    "The breakthrough claimed by the Mikage is that, in addition to the voyage itself, it handled the intricate business of docking and undocking entirely without a crew"

    https://www.ft.com/content/e767201d-5287-4ffd-9995-e495d4a6a69b

    1016:

    Yep, and "Signature Bank" in NYC, heavily in crypto, and then a run on deposits.

    And I'm so happy that SVB was bought this morning... for 1 pound... by HSBC, who have been censured and fined in the last 10 years for money laundering. IMO, they're looking to expand their money laundering operation.

    1017:

    Re yct Duffy: The last class I took before I got my B.Sc was a distribution course, one on World Religions. (My late wife thought it was probably a Good Thing that I couldn't take the one on sf....)

    And it was in that course that I could verbalize the issue with the JCI deity: They are completely separate and apart from their creation. That instantly implies that they have NO WAY to affect it. You blew that bubble, and it's off on the wind....

    1018:

    The Xtian god yells at the bubbles he's blown? Wow. What an image!

    1019:

    I tried emailing Krugman (but he gets too much mail). The issue, as far as I am concerned, is that taxes are an "externality" to monetary policy.

    The correct answer, rather than raising interest rates, are windfall profits taxes and raising taxes on the wealthy, and wealthy corporations.

    https://www.theguardian.com/business/2023/mar/12/global-greedflation-big-firms-drive-shopping-bills-to-record-highs

    1020:

    Simple answer: consider the US today as the European Wars of Religion (Protestant sects against each other, and all against the Catholics, and everyone against anyone not of a sect), second edition.

    1021:

    Yep. I enjoy noting that, as my grandparents came from Eastern Europe, I'm more Caucasian than anyone in the US who traces their ancestors back to the UK.

    1022:

    Coming, just as soon as my current novel is rehomed, I'll be submitting my next one. We get alla them rich bums....

    1023:

    I'm not sure about Genghis Khan "mostly murdering". One does not build an empire that way, and given the reports of this guy named Polo from Venice, he seems to have built an empire.

    1024:

    Local papers lived by local advertising, and classifieds. Unfortunately, Craig created craigslist, and they lost big. Then the local papers were taken over by the chains, and they're uninterested in actual local news.

    Ellen subscribed to her hometown paper, the Baltimore Sun, for Sundays, and we basically eventually pick it up off the walk, toss the plastic bag, and put the paper in recycling. There's no news - it's ads an entertainment.

    1025:

    And I'm so happy that SVB was bought this morning... for 1 pound... by HSBC, who have been censured and fined in the last 10 years for money laundering. IMO, they're looking to expand their money laundering operation.

    First sharks appear on the whale-fall...

    Per Google, HSBC bought SVB's UK operations. Tsk tsk.

    1026:

    This "Cli-Fi" book got a rave review in the FT - any thoughts or comments, especially as the author has stated that the multibillionaire villain (?) is fairly-closely modelled on Peter Theil. Um.

    Rocketjps
    OTOH - if you go in the opposite direction, with high inflation, the really rich get richer, because of property & the poor are ruined, because their small stash of money is valueless. See also Germany 1923, for the extreme example, though other states, like Argentina have had similar issues. So, no, it is NOT a "plot" - it's a fuck-up built into the system & non-one seems to have thought of an alternative way around the problem(s).
    Careful/directed taxation, as suggested by whitroth is probably a much better route to follow?

    whitroth
    Um, sorry, you lost me there ...
    Are you saying that the RC interpretation does ensure a zero-detectability "god" or not?
    PLEASE explain?

    • later @ 1020 ....
      Possibly - they are not there yet, but it's getting closer all the time.
    1027:

    Careful/directed taxation, as suggested by whitroth is probably a much better route to follow?

    The US is a perfect example of how the more precise you try and target specific things for specific taxes the more you make it harder for the typical small guy/business to deal and increase the income of lawyers and accountants who work with the big guys to make sure their operations don't meet the definitions of "specific things".

    I'm self employed. My wife works a wage job. Why are my taxes 20 to 30 pages long? See previous paragraph.

    Write laws outlawing or taxing "just in time" or "wind fall" or (a favorite) "capital vs ordinary" income that doesn't create a new class of wealthy lawyers and accountants. I dare you.

    And yes, this is very much a US problem. Although the more I learn here on this blog about the UK's and Europe's tax and government policies, plus my reading, the differences are in implementation, not philosophy.

    1028:

    RC, and all Christian - their deity is an "uncreated creator", and is not numinous (omnipresent). Therefore, if they are completely separate from their creation, how can they affect anything in it?

    1029:

    Timing a scandal. At least in the US.

    If you have a scandal you want have buried in the news in the US you need to time it to break between Wednesday evening and Sunday afternoon this week.

    It is time for MARCH MADNESS.

    College basketball. 48 games this week. Plus some play in games earlier. All live on TV. Local free TV and cable. Two or three at a time at first. A few million water cooler bracket betting groups. And nothing else breaking through the news till Monday afternoon at the earliest. Maybe Putin setting off a nuke Saturday whould break through the news cycle into people's minds. But even then I bet 1/2 of them would be pissed that he's messing up the tournament.

    Remember the pandemic started in March 2020. In the US there was as much talk about shutting down March Madness as there was about possible deaths.

    Anyway, the rest of the world can ignore us for a bit while we go just totally insane. We'll be back to normal insane in a few weeks. (Single elimination, 2 games per weekend.)

    Oh, yeah. Most companies have learned to avoid big software releases during this time. Or other such critical things.

    1030:

    "OTOH - if you go in the opposite direction, with high inflation, the really rich get richer, because of property & the poor are ruined, because their small stash of money is valueless. See also Germany 1923, for the extreme example, though other states, like Argentina have had similar issues. So, no, it is NOT a "plot" - it's a fuck-up built into the system & non-one seems to have thought of an alternative way around the problem(s)."

    I disagree that it is not a 'plot', though not in the sinister cabal of greedy backroomers sense. The Fed in particular has been fairly explicit that the labour shortage has to stop, because it is causing upward pressure on wages. And that is INTOLERABLE to the wealthy. Add in the downward pressure on the real value of bonds - again, held by banks and the like - and the decision is made that 'enough' people must be immiserated to prevent those outcomes. Note that real median wages have been stagnant for decades.

    You can couch it in other terms, and they most certainly do so in their announcements, but the net effect (and goal) is to keep wages down and keep bonds profitable. At no point have any of them said a word about keeping profits reasonable, or limiting the growth in profits for banks and other large corporations - because that is what they exist to protect.

    My point was that their intent backfired with the two banks failing. That likely means they will backtrack, at least a little. Perhaps fewer lives need to be ruined to protect the banks. Perhaps a few people might get some wage increases - though not too many of course. That will be couched in the language as 'easing' the inflation fight, or perhaps 'we have done enough to let structural changes play out'.

    Pulling out Argentine and Weimar Germany are extreme cases, and not what we were in any danger of experiencing. I'm surprised you didn't throw in Zimbabwe for another example. This is not that.

    1031:

    whitroth 1020: "Protestant sects against each other, and all against the Catholics"

    ...and soon enough everyone pissing upon the Jews

    so... time for me and mine to blow the dust off my passport and google the rules for claiming religious refugee status in chilly Canada (or EU or warm 'n sunny Mexico)...

    what would be the crowning irony for my people to end up in Germany as refugees from genocidally inclined Americans... wannabe Fourth Reich WSCNs chasing us to where the Third Reich has been outlawed... not the first time (nor sadly the last time) we thought we'd found some place safe and begun to set down roots...

    1032:

    whitroth
    Thanks for that
    You appear to be agreeing with me, then?
    And, of course, it he/she/it/they were numinous/omnipresent, then they would - again - be detectable.

    1033:

    The "news cycle" is for legacy media operations with fixed release times. In other words, what's now entertainment and advertising. Makes sense that a sports operation, also essentially entertainment, would dominate it. Real news isn't distributed via legacy media any more.

    The scandal hidden behind the "March Madness" hoopla is how little those college players are getting paid for providing all this profitable entertainment.

    1034:

    I see - so in your region, the religion is two weeks of worship. I suppose that's less offensive (to me) than other regions of the country, where they spend six months hoping against hope to see the other team all receive concussions, rendering them fit for little else afterwards than greeter at Walmart, TV commercials, and car salesmen.

    If it wasn't clear, my interest in sports approaches zero as a limit, with the exception of two "sports" (which I refer to as blood sports), where my interest is in negative numbers.

    1035:

    Quite so, given the current course of Israel - now apartheid, and headed towards fascism.

    1036:

    I'm sorry, but where do you think news actually comes from, small blogs? Twitter?

    1037:

    The "news cycle" is for legacy media operations with fixed release times.

    It's not about the news cycle. It is a social thing where 1/2 or more of the country gets involved in office pools with brackets and such. $1 or $10 per bracket entry with payouts varying according to how deep you get it right. (I don't participate so much as watch the phenomenon go by.)

    The scandal hidden behind the "March Madness" hoopla is how little those college players are getting paid for providing all this profitable entertainment.

    You're railing against the last war. You need to look up "college NIL" money. College athletes are getting paid. A lot. For a two or more years now. And any college without an NIL office is not longer "in the game" and will not be able to recruit the better talent. To me it is all sleazy in how it works but it does get money to the "students".

    1038:

    Where does news come from? Reporters. And they don't say it first in newspapers and/or TV. By the time it gets to legacy media, it's stale.

    1039:

    If it wasn't clear, my interest in sports approaches zero as a limit,

    I like sports. I hate the business of sports. And your Walmart reference is a bit off base. Most of those in college football have no earnings future outside of sports no matter what the education system is.

    And many you likely think of as stupid put on a good act. Not all but a non trivial number.

    1040:

    David, thanks for the heads-up about "college NIL" (name, image, and likeness). The change in just two years, since the Supreme Court ruling, has been immense, and I missed it, not being interested in college sports. Glad to see it's happening!

    1041:

    voidampersand @ 1004:

    Wow. I hadn't realized that <tt> was sarcasm font. All those old fanzines, like Hyphen, pounded out on typewriters and mimeographed were almost 100% sarcasm. And in modern times, pretty much all programmer's editors and integrated development environments default to sarcasm. it explains a lot.

    I wouldn't apply that to stuff that had gone before the internet, or even to programming tools.

    I think NON-programmers on the interwebbies just adopted an existing tag because English in general doesn't have a standard way of marking out irony or sarcasm. Because most people (like me) who comment on blogs are NOT programmers, they commonly ignore how programmers use the tags.

    Usually it's the <code> tag, but that doesn't work with this blog's software and the teletype "tt" tag does. Adaptive repurposing.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irony_punctuation

    1042:

    Greg Tingey @ 1026:

    Rocketjps
    OTOH - if you go in the opposite direction, with high inflation, the really rich get richer, because of property & the poor are ruined, because their small stash of money is valueless. See also Germany 1923, for the extreme example, though other states, like Argentina have had similar issues. So, no, it is NOT a "plot" - it's a fuck-up built into the system & non-one seems to have thought of an alternative way around the problem(s). Careful/directed taxation, as suggested by whitroth is probably a much better route to follow?

    I think the problem here is that not all inflation is created equal ... nor does it all have the same root cause and in the current situation the central bank raising interest rates was NOT the tool to cool off inflation.

    The current round of inflation seems to stem from supply being insufficient to meet an inelastic demand.

    No amount of raising interest rates is going to affect that demand. But it CAN throw the economy into recession & make it even harder for production to meet demand (so we end up with "stagflation" again).

    1043:

    David L @ 1029:

    It is time for MARCH MADNESS.

    College basketball. 48 games this week. Plus some play in games earlier. All live on TV. Local free TV and cable. Two or three at a time at first. A few million water cooler bracket betting groups. And nothing else breaking through the news till Monday afternoon at the earliest. Maybe Putin setting off a nuke Saturday whould break through the news cycle into people's minds. But even then I bet 1/2 of them would be pissed that he's messing up the tournament.

    Remember the pandemic started in March 2020. In the US there was as much talk about shutting down March Madness as there was about possible deaths.

    Anyway, the rest of the world can ignore us for a bit while we go just totally insane. We'll be back to normal insane in a few weeks. (Single elimination, 2 games per weekend.)

    Oh, yeah. Most companies have learned to avoid big software releases during this time. Or other such critical things.

    OTOH, NC State is going to the South Region and UNC is staying home! First time in history a pre-season number one seed has missed the NCAA Tournaments!

    How many ACC teams made the 2023 NCAA Tournament

    In 1983 Cinderella won the ball ... the glass slipper fit.

    1983 NC State championship run

    1044:

    I hadn't realized that was sarcasm font

    Me either. I normally use strikeout in the hopes of being more obvious. But often any change of text is enough. Or we can just assume guess.

    1045:

    ...they got a basketball Jones... And no prospect of a cure.

    1046:

    "in the current situation the central bank raising interest rates was NOT the tool to cool off inflation."

    It is however an excellent took for creating a recession and some downward pressure on wages.

    Know what actually can be very good at suppressing inflation? Raising taxes, particularly on the upper echelons of wealth. That is a political third rail, largely because of the last 50 years of propaganda.

    1047:

    A few more SVB notes:

    1) SBVB had more than 50% of all accounts greater than what the FDIC will cover (Roku alone had a single checking account in SVB of $487 million) 2) This was because they did not have to follow the same rules for keeping cash reserves of 10% like the too-big-to-fail banks (thanks to deregulation under Trump) 3) Venture Capitalists saw the greater returns as SVB as a plus, so a whole bunch of VC cash was kept there.

    4) the run on the bank was started by a couple of podcasters talking about this. 5) A group chat with over 200 VC techbros noticed the podcasters and grew interested. 6) On the damn chat, these folks agreed to short the bank and pull their money out. This is a crime - insider trading, done by people who know much better, and it was promptly posted to Twitter by one the idiots who did the shorting.

    Bank fails, FDIC bails out all the depositors, beyond the $250k mark.

    Now, very rich folks know three new things:

    1) It is easy to start a bank run. 2) The FDIC will bail out depositors, no matter the size of the deposit, in order to keep the faith in the banking system up. 3) Do not plan your short sell crime in a Slack channel with 200 participants.

    Bankers can do anything they want to - no matter how sleazy, corrupt and illegal because

    1) They've achieved complete regulatory capture of the very government agencies that are supposed to keep an eye on them 2) They control all of the politicians in congress, having effectively killed democracy years ago 3) The trump card bankers can always play is holding the banking system itself and the world economy hostage (which is the real meaning of "to big to fail") 4) No banker will ever go to jail for anything

    The banking industry has achieved perfect capitalism uncontrolled by any regulations.

    In fact, it is the bankers that control the government, not the other way around (I know libertarian hate government control. but how do the feel about a controlled government?)

    So remember that next time you Righties want to bitch about the government.

    Don't forget who is really in charge.

    As for you Lefties out there fight the system for a better tomorrow, you've already lost and the bad guys have won.

    Game over.

    1048:

    Duffy
    On the damn chat, these folks agreed to short the bank and pull their money out. This is a crime - insider trading, done by people who know much better
    UNLESS: Said persons are prosecuted & convicted, of course?
    Likelihood?

    1049:

    Zero likelihood if the perps are rich and powerful.

    1050:

    Now that the SVB debacle has show us who is in charge we know that:

    1) The world will continue to get hotter, more poisoned and more devoid of life because protecting the planet will cost the rich and powerful a lot of money in both upfront costs and future profits. They won't allow that.

    2) Ordinary people will continue to the sink deeper and deeper into serfdom with ever fewer rights and protections (Arkansas just legalized child labor), kept in line by failing schools and fundy religions. Democracy will continue to be a sham.

    And so both freedom and the planet die.

    The system is too powerful and too entrenched. It cannot be reformed or changed

    And there isn't anything we can do to stop it.

    Game over.

    1051:

    As I get closer to retirement I get ever more appreciative of how lucky I am to be where I am in life.

    And so I look to give something back by joining groups like "Engineers Without Borders"

    https://www.ewb-usa.org/

    They are modeled on the more famous Doctors Without Borders/Médecins Sans Frontières.

    I worked for them years ago, and designed a sewer line for a village in Rwanda that I'll never see.

    So I looked them up again to rejoin on a more permanent basis.

    Couldn't help but notice that their mission had changed.

    They never used to work in America before.

    But they have a new branch: Community Engineering Corps

    "The Community Engineering Corps' alliance unites 200,000+ technical professionals and students to design engineering solutions for underserved communities in the U.S."

    These include regions devastated by weather disasters generated by global warming and impoverished areas devastated by corporate greed.

    It turns out that huge chunks of the good old US of A are now Third World.

    1052:

    Duffy
    The ENTIRE US is Third World Their "medical system" is a sick, exploitative, crooked bad joke, rating well down the list & their life-expectancy statistics & infant mortality are both ridiculous ....

    1053:

    Scott Adams has withdrawn the Dilbert Web page, and you are given the option of signing up to one of his blogs. Er, no, just no ....

    I just noticed this yesterday. (Has the Dilbert web page just gone down now? Maybe. I'm not the asshole whisperer.[1]) Like many people I'm content enough reading a comic strip when it's there and available - but I have no interest in signing up for whatever new thing Scott Adams is doing now.

    [1] I realized as soon as I typed it that it sounds like something that belongs in Rule 34.

    1054:

    Ken Thompson [was] really crucial to the development of programming languages and operating systems...

    I'm reminded of a breathtaking "you are in a hole" moment that I was privileged to witness.

    If you're pontificating online about the GNU open software licence and someone with the user name RStallman tells you that you've misunderstood something, you might want to think carefully before doubling down on whatever brain flatulence was about to come out next.

    1055:

    Duffy: On the damn chat, these folks agreed to short the bank and pull their money out. This is a crime - insider trading, done by people who know much better UNLESS: Said persons are prosecuted & convicted, of course? Likelihood?

    https://www.science.org/content/blog-post/collapse-svb

    Now everyone's a bank expert, but some are better informed than others.

    Was there insider trading? According to Derek, SVB's stock price had been dropping since January 2022 (high $700/share) to $267/share before the run started. That suggests investors saw problems with it for over a year. While I was flagging Peter Thiel's "get out of it now" message to clients as the start of the run and evidence of a possible pump and dump on Thiel's part, that seems unlikely without any evidence of anyone pumping up SVB's stock price. The default explanation--a financial advisor spotted an incipient run on a bank and did the right thing by telling his clients to get their money out now--is likely the correct one.

    As for "OMG all the depositors are being made whole, WTF????" It's lazy punditry. What Yellen and others are saying is that their money is basically there in the bank. The problem is cash flow. To use OGH's terms, the money to cover SVB's deposits is stuck as slow money bond investments, while the depositors need fast money to keep their businesses open. To make the depositors whole, all the Feds need is someone who has the capacity to take the slow money effectively as collateral while making an equivalent amount of fast money available. That's a cash flow issue.

    While this does reward people who were over the FDIC limit, it seems reasonable to me. To do otherwise might actually be seen as the government taking their deposits (the slow money they can't use to make payroll), selling them to the highest bidder, and giving them some percent of the proceeds.

    It's a different scenario than when a bank has no assets to cover its deposits, and the depositors are out of luck when the bank folds. I'd be surprised if the Feds change their practice on the latter scenario, although a bunch of pundits seem to think that's what they should do now for everybody, because they're "bailing out" SVB depositors.

    1056:

    Yeah, Ken Thompson is just about the last person I'd argue anything about computing with! (I just wish I'd shorted Apple before he said "I'm switching over to Linux")

    1057:

    ...and in other news

    New York City just endured a snowfall comprising 83 flakes

    of this I am certain, having carefully counted three times to be certain

    while elsewhere in north-eastern North America there is somber expectation of loss of electricity and/or data due to cables weighed down by ice-n-snow

    1058:

    I heard a really good show on This American Life recently. The theme was: "When is it time to cut and run?"

    Opened with a guy who has been getting people out of besieged Ukrainian cities for the past year. Talked about getting an elderly woman out of Bakhmut. Said: "The city is surrounded on three sides by the Russians. They're shelling and using missiles. Your family wants you out of here. There's only one road out that UA controls. You have to leave now! Grab your passport and any pictures of your family."

    The woman was reluctant, but allowed herself to be persuaded to leave. Later, the guy ran into her in the refugee centre. She told him that she regretted leaving. He got out his phone and showed her a picture of her apartment building. Which had been hit by a missile. If she'd been there, she'd be dead now.

    The second, and longer, part was an OB-GYN living and working with her husband (an ER doctor). They both worked at a rural Idaho hospital. Since the fall of Roe v. Wade, things have gone to shit. Anybody who causes an abortion - stops a fetal heartbeat - (even when the 'heartbeat' is just a small electrical synapse firing in a few cells) can be sued by anybody close to the mother or the sperm donor - grandparents, uncles / aunts, siblings, etc. They can also have legal action taken against them by the state of Idaho.

    The 'getting sued' in Idaho for this would mean that, on conviction, the doctor could spend up to two years in the slammer. And be responsible for a minimum of $20k. Yes, a minimum, not maximum, payout.

    So a lot of people with uteruses are getting delayed care. Or no care at all. Ectopic pregnancy? This is a completely non-viable pregnancy. The embryo will not (cannot) survive. The mother, without treatment, will also die. However, there's still a fetal heartbeat! So instead of treating immediately, patients must wait until it becomes an emergency (ie: get really sick), go to the ER, and have it done there. And oh, by the way, the ER doctor can still get sued for "stopping a living heartbeat."

    Apparently there has been an ongoing exodus of OB-GYNs (and other medical professionals) from states with such cruel laws. Idaho has a great shortage of doctors, especially OB-GYNs. And they're making things actively worse for their own citizens.

    So the question that was asked at the end of the segment: "On a scale of one to ten, where one is 'I'm never leaving' and ten is 'I'm packing up and going right now', where are you?"

    The OB-GYN would not give an answer that was a single-dimensional value. She knows that things are bad, and that the laws are unjust, and that she and her husband could be in deep legal trouble just for doing their jobs. They're thinking about leaving - which they never did before RvW fell - but haven't got there yet. Because despite the laws, they still want to help the people they live among.

    Although the producers nowhere mentioned Germany 1933, or other places where the state hates a group of people and wants them dead, the comparisons were crystal clear. If you wait too long, consequences can be severe. Or fatal.

    For those who want a link: When to Leave.

    1059:

    I just wish I'd shorted Apple before he said "I'm switching over to Linux"

    Trivial profits. That just caused a minor blip. I wish I had put a lot more into my wife's retirement account when I bought some at the adjusted for split price of $2.50. A lot more.

    1060:

    I normally use strikeout in the hopes of being more obvious.

    I used to use sequences of ^H or whatever the text terminal of the day rendered a backspace as when misconfigured, but too few people recognise that now.

    1061:

    Now everyone's a bank expert, but some are better informed than others.

    Thanks. Your comment is way better than any I would write. So I restrained. Lots of one dimensional commenting here on causes. For those of us who have earned a living writing computer code it is the equivalent of being told "All you have to do is ..."

    1062:

    Totally. A lot of things that Apple does for strategic reasons negatively affect certain types of long-time users. It's not that unusual to hear of a high-profile expert in some area leaving the platform after such a move. Often it's that the person is very invested in Apple gear and its ecosystem, and Apple has done something that directly impacts their use. Switching away from Intel again is such a move. A music producer vlogger I used to follow announced loudly that he was switching to hackintoshes for his studio (he couldn't get away from the ecosystem).

    I expect Thompson isn't terribly different, though I've not heard his reasons. If he's like me, the way MacOS does security (which is starting to feel like SELinux on steroids with hardware enforcement) is making it frustratingly difficult just to use traditional unix command line tools. You currently seem to need to give each individual executable permission to change specific folders, and unless you catch it the first time it becomes a maze of twisty menus to do it manually. I can see that would become incredibly frustrating for someone like that, who more or less invented the conventions for those "traditional unix command line tools" in the first place.

    1064:

    Re: MacOS and security -- I am reminded of a comment on a altsexual blog I read a long time back, "I like pain but it mustn't hurt". People like online security but they don't actually want to put in the effort needed to be secure online. They will invent or adopt workarounds to evade or compromise security while at the same time feeling confident that the security controls they're sidestepping will in fact keep them safe.

    1065:

    News this morning is that the US has objected to Russia after Russian fighters forced down a US Reaper drone over international waters in the Black Sea. From the NYT:

    Ned Price, the State Department spokesman, said the Russian ambassador in Washington had been summoned to receive the U.S.'s formal objection over the drone downing, which he called an "unsafe, unprofessional intercept" and a “brazen violation of international law.”

    All the things around the periphery fall out of our visibility as they become more banal, but they add up and it feels like we're closer to flopsy bunny than ever.

    1066:

    ... and the Weekly Sift is pretty good this week:

    https://weeklysift.com/

    1067:

    after Russian fighters forced down a US Reaper drone

    Apparently they dumped fuel on it to try and mess it up. When that didn't work one of the "bumped" it and that did it. Damaged the prop from what I read.

    1068:

    Duffy @ 1047:

    "So remember that next time you Righties want to bitch about the government."

    I was with you right up until then, but I think you've got the wrong forum to complain about "Righties". 😏

    1069:

    People like online security but they don't actually want to put in the effort needed to be secure online.

    They want door locks but not have to deal with keys. Or passcodes.

    I think of it as friction. As a systems admin these days I get non stop complaining about the friction I create day to day. And 99% of the comments are based on memories of how things "used to be easier".

    If I manage a system the normal user will NOT be working in an admin account. Which pisses people off to no end. They want admin rights damn it. Of course these are the same people who changed a payroll deposit based on an email from a bogus email address.

    Sigh.

    PS: I run as a standard user on all my personal systems. I do eat what I serve.

    1070:

    A lot of things that Apple does for strategic reasons negatively affect certain types of long-time users.

    I'm keeping a couple of old Macintoshes running because I have a huge photo library (over 10 TB) stored in Aperture and converting it to another digital asset management system is daunting. I will eventually have to get a new DAM (probably on a newer computer) when/if I get a new camera, but I'm not looking forward to it because I'm so used to my current setup.

    1071:

    There was a story I read, maybe back in the nineties. A big conference, and a M$ honcho was onstage, talking about how they had implemented the Korn shell in Windows. Older man gets up and tells them they haven't, that it was no where near complete. Honch started to argue, until someone else got up... and noted that they were arguing with Dr. Korn.

    1072:

    Today, yes, but this has been so for quite some time now. I watched Bowling for Colombine when it came out with a friend of mine who was in Sydney at the time, a well-travelled African American gentleman, who came out of the cinema at the end and said "So that's why everyone hates us." I often wonder what the States would have been like without the 2nd amendment, or with a different understanding of same.

    1073:

    The idea that abortion should be illegal should be enough for any woman to run for the hills from the person who preaches such a thing. I can't imagine that there's a woman over twenty years old (a arbitrary but reasonable number) whose intelligence is average or better, who doesn't understand quite clearly, simply from conversations with other women, that pregnancy is inherently anywhere from risky to deadly.

    Pregnancy can obviously be risky in the physical sense. It can be risky in the psychological sense, particularly if the pregnant person is too young or got pregnant due to rape or incest-rape. I can't imagine there's a woman of any intelligence whatsoever that would vote for an anti-abortion politician.

    But apparently they do; in the hierarchy of evolution, group-membership seems to trump* personal safety... and I must say I simply don't get it.

    * Note my restraint in not capitalizing "trump."

    1074:

    Reminds me of a conversation I once had with someone from World Vision, telling them I didn't support them because you couldn't support Australian children in need through them. "It's too political" was her response. And about 10 years ago, I think, was when I first started seeing Americans on Kiva, looking for loans.

    1075:

    I have a huge photo library (over 10 TB)

    I really really REALLY hope you have the files backed up, at least twice, on different media with one copy stored offsite.

    1076:

    David L 1069:

    Back in the early days of complying with SOX (Sarbanes-Oxley Act of 2002) during an audit of [unnamed] large company I noticed there were too many names granted access to the data center via the swipe card system... it was a valid concern given SOX was aimed at "mandating certain practices in financial record keeping and reporting for corporations" and implicitly critical was securing those financial records from illicit copying (such as part of insider trading) or unauthorized destruction (such as post-felony-pre-search-warrant)

    turned out because the CIO and his administrative aide had access as part of disaster readiness (DRPs were finally getting funding after 9/11/01) and somehow the CFO, CHRO, COO, et al (and their AA's) were also granted access to maintain political power... never mind none of those individuals had any role in restoring IT after a massive crash... this was such an eye-glaring flaw which when I included it in my report of the SOX audit led to me being terminated for "having asked too many questions and all sorts of wrong questions"... silly of me...

    Damian 1065:

    The confrontation between an American RPV sensor platform and Russian fighters was both an insult and an escalation... aircraft are designed for dumping of fuel as part of damage control and/or emergency landing... timing of the fuel dump could be sucked into the engine air intake triggering a shutdown or a rather hot fire... it can also be interpreted (rightly) as Russian aircraft pissing on an American aircraft... yeah pissing... an insult in every human culture...

    CCSS:

    What's coming clear are the various WSCNs won’t be happy with any compromise that avoids all those inevitable catastrophes projected from our collective CCSS... not if it leads to 'the wrong people' surviving and thriving... they seem to be hoping there will be a mass die even if it includes themselves so long as 'the wrong people' drown-starve-roast...

    From elsewhere on scarfolk.blogspot.com ... and spot on target for both the rightwing BSGNs amongst the Tory UK and the MAGA/GQP US...

    "Experts estimated that, by 2050, the United Kingdom's only remaining residents would be members of the Cabinet, the Royal family, and bald-headed perpetually enraged men with a poor command of the English language whose idea of patriotism was to attack with deckchairs anyone who so much as spoke with a foreign accent."

    That could also apply to the GQP in the US...

    2023's version of Vidkun Abraham Lauritz Jonssøn Quisling:

    Then there's what ought be chiseled onto Tucker Carlson's tombstone as proof of his treasonous mode of performative cruelty: he presented the J6 insurrection as “overwhelming majority” of demonstrators as “meek” and an obvious bit of BSGN, “these were not insurrectionists, they were sightseers”...

    Beatles had it right about comfortably numb:

    I'm getting to a point where my day drinking will either need to stop or I simply tip over into an ever widening zone of slow, steady buzz... all the hours of each day when I'm not sleeping... one of the few advantages of no-kids-no-wife is getting to that level of numbness hurts nobody else...

    1077:

    Howard NYC @ 1076:

    I'm getting to a point where my day drinking will either need to stop or I simply tip over into an ever widening zone of slow, steady buzz... all the hours of each day when I'm not sleeping... one of the few advantages of no-kids-no-wife is getting to that level of numbness hurts nobody else...

    FWIW, if you just refuse to get out of bed all day it doesn't fuck up your liver. Hard to get anything done & the shit just piles up higher & deeper, but it won't give you Cirrhosis.

    1078:

    this was such an eye-glaring flaw which when I included it in my report of the SOX audit led to me being terminated for "having asked too many questions and all sorts of wrong questions"... silly of me...

    My daughter is about 9 years from her degree in Accounting and quickly moved to the auditing side of things. Especially IT auditing. Her last stint at a cloud based auditing automation startup gave her all kinds of insight into different ways of being stupid. To go with what she saw at her other jobs.

    1079:

    Re: 'Genghis Khan "mostly murdering"'

    He/his army killed far more civilians (women & children) than soldiers - estimate is about 37.5 to 60 million dead. That's a bloodbath/genocide. The estimate for the world population for that time period is about 350-400 million.

    Khan was brighter than some 'conquerors' in that he didn't also completely trash all of his conquests' major buildings/institutions/heritage.

    The only 'positive' that I've found assigned to Khan: because his conquest crashed two or three other growing empires, forests were able to grow back and absorb about a year's worth of carbon from the atmosphere. This 'positive side' I find absurd because back then there was no carbon crisis to fix ... but there definitely was large scale murder committed.

    Re: 'This Isn't Sparta'

    So far I've only read the first chapter - very interesting. I'll read the rest over the weekend - and I didn't find this author all that long-winded. Just finished 'Burning Men' by Maria Farrell - same theme from a different angle in a short story fiction form. If you're interested in contemporary real-world data on this theme, see the UNESCO link below. Although the document title only mentions children, there's some discussion about women. NOTE: Pretty upsetting content.

    https://childrenandarmedconflict.un.org/six-grave-violations/child-soldiers/

    So ... we've just seen that there's some pretty remarkable similarity/concordance re: cause-effect relationships from history (two different eras and cultures), contemporary international data from a reputable source and a uni math-sim model. I'm wondering whether the reality is too gruesome for mass media to cover - afraid of turning off viewers (losing ad revenue).

    2023 Oscars -

    I don't usually read past the headlines on TV/music/movie award shows but this year's Oscars sounded more interesting than usual so I read a couple of articles and even watched a couple of YT videos. RRR has a fantastic dance routine but the big surprise for me was where it was filmed.

    'S. S. Rajamouli, director of Indian smash hit film 'RRR,' discusses everything about the Oscar-winning "Naatu Naatu" scene from selecting the Mariinsky Palace in Kyiv as the location, ...'

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QU0OaucfRbM

    I will not be trying this dance any time soon ... :)

    1080:

    "Beatles had it right about comfortably numb:"

    You mean Pink Floyd, right? Or were they cribbing from The Beatles?

    1081:

    I expect Thompson isn't terribly different, though I've not heard his reasons. If he's like me, the way MacOS does security (which is starting to feel like SELinux on steroids with hardware enforcement) is making it frustratingly difficult just to use traditional unix command line tools

    For those who don't know, for 5 years or so Apple has been locking things down tighter each year. APFS (the low level disk scheme) allows most of the Apple bits of the OS to exist certificate locked while what "you" see is a mirror of it. And only Apple certificate authorized updates can change it. And in general for applications to read this or most of the rest accessed they have to be given permission to do so via an admin or a profile with a certificate chain of trust. This includes "Terminal". And non Apple supplied apps to work at such low levels much be authorized via one of a few ways. For those not on the enterprise track, you have to make a change in the firmware to allow OS extensions to operate.

    All of this does a lot of keep malware out. But it grinds the gears of bit fiddlers / developers who just want to "DO". They just don't want to deal with the setup to open up the system. And some normal folks who just don't understand why they can't be trusted to change anything they get a wild hair to do.

    1082:

    Anent March Madness: The NCAA has announced that shots off the backboard will not count during this year’s Tournament because banks are now worthless.

    1083:

    *https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2023-03-14/storms-reveal-growing-weaknesses-of-californias-levees*

    Disgusting, isn't it? They've been asking for the Pajaro levee to get fixed since 1960.

    Thanks for posting that link. I wish I could say I was surprised, but I know too much about California's water history. We've been in fluff around and find out mode with fires, floods, and droughts since the 1850s here.

    Incidentally, if anyone bets you that 2024 will be a bad fire year on the West Coast...don't take that bet. Ditto 2025.

    1084:

    Our weather experts are saying 50/50 down here and don't make plans. The farmers are less than thrilled at the uncertainty, but it's a bloody hard job right now.

    1085:

    Heteromeles @ 1083:

    *https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2023-03-14/storms-reveal-growing-weaknesses-of-californias-levees*

    Disgusting, isn't it? They've been asking for the Pajaro levee to get fixed since 1960.

    Thanks for posting that link. I wish I could say I was surprised, but I know too much about California's water history. We've been in fluff around and find out mode with fires, floods, and droughts since the 1850s here.

    Incidentally, if anyone bets you that 2024 will be a bad fire year on the West Coast...don't take that bet. Ditto 2025.

    Under funding & neglecting to repair infrastructure isn't just a problem in California. It's nationwide; state & federal. Nor is it just a problem here in the U.S.

    1086:

    »The idea that abortion should be illegal should be enough for any woman to run for the hills«

    You'd think so, wouldn't you ?

    But most women in USA seem to think that abortions only happen to "that kind" of woman - even when they have had one or more themselves, ("but that was not like that AT ALL!")

    I will not call it hypocrisy, because they are literally brainwashed from early childhood by their entire environment.

    For instance, almost half of women in USA have experienced rape-adjecent sexual encounters, and yet, when they have children, they send the boy to self-defence and the girl to ballet-class.

    Why ?

    Because they hope she will become "elegant" and "refined" enough to attract a better class of husband.

    Only when their daughters get raped, do they - sometimes - admit to them, the same thing happened to them.

    And do not underestimate the role and pressure of projecting the image of a Good Christian Mother, something a lot of not very religious women take refuge in, because that is the safest way to keep your head down in the local society.

    The truly ugly part of Handmaid's Tale, is that the bonnets were sewn and put on by the mothers.

    1087:

    Howard / Damian
    The RU fuel dump is a provocation, undoubtedly ... Probably because Ron de saint-Arse is saying, in Florida, that the US is supporting Ukraine "too much" - another paid traitor. See also your update on V. Quisling.

    Meanwhile ... or wonderful guvmint have given as another Brexit benefit, in line with more shit in all the rivers.
    They are, it appears, going to remove the tariff on Palm Oil thus encouraging more forests being destroyed ...
    I really, really didn't think you could make this up.

    1088:

    »encouraging more forests being destroyed«

    A priest I happen to know, once mused that the tricky thing about armageddon is that the bible does not rule out an interpretation where it is human-caused, and God rushes into to take care of only those who did not play an active role.

    If he's right, a lot of "Christians" are in for a nasty surprise.

    1089:

    But most women in USA seem to think that abortions only happen to "that kind" of woman - even when they have had one or more themselves,

    The majority of women in the US support abortion. Not all support "with no limits" but a clear majority support it to some degree. The 4 state referendums in the last election confirmed this polling.

    The why of electing R's is more complicated. It has to do with concepts of evil by both sides.

    1090:

    "Taxes are what we pay for civilized society."

    --Oliver Wendell Holmes, Supreme Court Justice, 1927

    So? Guess what happens when the ultra-wealthy refuse to pay their share of maintaining 'civilized society'? Take a look around, infrastructure rots and children are malnourished and wolves howl.

    Wolves on two legs, Wolves on four legs.

    1091:

    I think you tend to be a bit hyperbolic at times. But for grins and giggles we should all maybe read this one. Well except he's serious.

    https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2023/mar/15/watch-out-for-hungry-bears-why-elon-musk-new-town-could-run-into-trouble

    What could go wrong.

    1092:

    hy·per·bol·ic(adj)

  • (of language) exaggerated
  • nope, sorry, I might be a bit exaggerated but that's as a matter of style rather than personality; writing that's too precise reads badly and worst of all sins, bores readers into glazed eyes; my intent to bemuse readers sufficiently so they'll finish every word of each of my posts

    such as noting there's some good news about Biden not-a-bailout, he's promised the shareholders will lose just about the entire amount each paid for the bank's common stock; that will for sure trigger civil suits by institutional investors (SWFs, hedges, pensions, etc) which will be well funded and therefore more likely to successfully hunt down executives and punish them for incompetence by way of forcing 'em to refund millions in compensation; not as good as prison sentences but better than nothing; who knows it might lead to better compliance with risk-avoidance procedures by other bank executives;

    so please quote me: "in some ways, better than a punch in the face, bleeding their wallets"

    1093:

    He could be sued for damage to other people's property from poisoned waste-water ...
    He could find a total power outage, because Texas & deregulation ...
    And, and ...
    Could be "fun", except I expect it will crash when his deregulation kills someone

    1094:
    writing that's too precise reads badly and worst of all sins, bores readers into glazed eyes

    I dare you to read some Adam Greenfield. :-)

    (There are plenty of others who combine precision and beautiful engaging writing - Rosemary Kirstein is the doyenne - but I don't know of anyone else who reaches the clarity Greenfield can.)

    1095:

    I read that story too. I was recalling it just a few weeks ago. It's good to be reminded that these names belong to real people.

    Likewise, I often think of the "Thompson Trojan" (as I like to call it) too. Sometimes I re-read that paper. Each time, I find something new. It's as if the paper itself is a trojan, delivering a new payload into my head each time I read it. The ideas change how I see things, that changes what I see, and that new experience changes how I read the paper.

    AIUI communication works like this. We send/receive abstract symbols, and only give them meaning using shared knowledge and experience. Some books, papers etc add to our knowledge and extend our experience.

    I think a lot about tools and how this applies to the ways we use them. For many years now, I've thought about this in terms of 3 levels of abstraction: language that talks about things, language that talks about ideas, and language that talks about language. This structure should be familiar to the math fans here. For anyone else, consider points, lines and shapes.

    So, windowed systems, menus, icons etc (the full Xerox PARC / Alan Kay / Larry Tesler thing) works at the first level - things.

    Procedural languages talk about ideas, like procedures, numbers, strings, records, lists, trees etc. These languages text to be textual rather than graphical, but work at Xerox PARC showed some success in this area (e.g. DanceTalk). This was later developed further, but some fundamental limits were discovered. Apparently the human brain has difficulty handling relations between more than 50 objects on the screen.

    The third level of abstraction has been explored since the early Lisp days. There's an early paper by John McCarthy that has a Lisp interpreter written in about a page of Lisp code, showing how meta-circularity can be done in a language.

    The Korn shell fits into this scheme somewhere, but I hesistate to say exactly where. ;)

    1096:

    There's another pain point for Mac users, those of us who habitually bought base spec RAM & storage machines and updated with 3rd party parts, inconvenient the way they build them now, though the speed is a pleasant salve. My guess is all forms of security have an effect on both warranty claims and business customers that creates "Warm fuzzies". There's ample room in the current Mini case for an M2 stick*, if Apple decides to, but the warranty folks would likely be happier if that never happens. My guess is if external storage is used, difficulties are largely an SEP for Apple.

    *If Apple strongly recommends encryption for any, hypothetical, M2 stick and reminds the customer of the performance hit, their only remaining concerns will be the hit on upgrade sales and the thumb-fingered.

    1097:

    "The truly ugly part of Handmaid's Tale, is that the bonnets were sewn and put on by the mothers."

    You win the Internet today.

    1098:

    I could never get into the Korn Shell. BASH just seems superior in every way.

    1099:

    The truly ugly part of Handmaid's Tale, is that the bonnets were sewn and put on by the mothers.

    That seems to be not an uncommon occurrence (for women* to internalize oppression). I was reading a book about the making of a documentary on FGM, and what horrified me the most was that it was the older women who enforced the mutilation and insisted that their daughters also had to be mutilated.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warrior_Marks

    https://archive.org/details/womenfilmmakerso0000fost/page/91/mode/2up

    Film: https://www.kanopy.com/en/product/2594350

    I can't recommend it as an enjoyable read. But I do recommend it.


    *Or indeed any oppressed group. How many slave revolts were betrayed to the owners by one of the slaves?

    1100:

    Yes, I much prefer the Bourne shell. Well, GNU Bash. However, the differences between the different shells are not so relevant to my point, which is the reason we use shells at all.

    1101:

    Bash allows injection of arbitrary code via environment variables.

    What could possibly go wrong?

    OK, those CVEs exploited a bug triggered by bash mis-parsing the function definition, but any software that assumes any environment variable that happens to look like a function is a function is fundamentally insecure.

    1102:

    No. BASH allowed arbitrary code, and the shellshock and similar issues were fixed within two weeks of them first being discovered.* I should also note that you're referring to a bug that's nine years old... do I need to go further and discuss either your debate tactics or your willingness to start a silly argument? Do I need to compare the fix time in the free software world to how long MS or Apple would have taken to fix a similar bug?

    Next you'll be telling me that Free Software is all communist and stuff. (BTW, I'm not a BASH fanatic - much more pissed off by your style of debate.) Thanks for playing... not!

    • One could reasonably argue with the tactical acuity of the BASH team - possibly they should have released a "Major Bug Fix" without discussing the bug, then discussed the nature of the bug after all the systems were patched. On the other hand, this is nine-year-old water under the bridge.
    1103:

    All the Shellshock bugs were fixed before the end of 2014. According to the art icle you linked to, no other Shellshock bugs have been discovered since then. I follow infosec news closely and can recall no further bug or exploit reports.

    In other news, neither Intel nor AMD are showing any interest in fixing the Meltdown and Spectre hardware bugs. Also, new Rowhammer exploits happen. So we'll be living with all these problems for many years.

    Why worry about Shellshock today? Attackers have moved on. Is Powershell still being exploited? Word macros? General email attachments? Apparently yes, they are.

    https://www.theregister.com/2023/03/08/microsoft_powershell_security/

    https://www.theregister.com/2023/03/13/microsoft_remote_mailslots_out/

    https://www.theregister.com/2023/03/09/emotet_returns_after_break/

    Links to further stories omitted to avoid spamming.

    1104:

    All the early operating systems, and their paraphernalia like command-line shells, were written by wizards for wizards. I suppose evil wizards were inevitable.

    In the best of them, the Lisp and SmallTalk machines, everything was open to tweaking. A key moment in the 1979 Steve Jobs demo of Smalltalk at PARC was when someone suggested it would be cool if scrolling worked differently, and Dan Ingalls, who was driving the demo, tweaked a bit of code, and there it was, scrolling working the way the suggester wanted.

    By the way, the Interlisp project now has working code, both online (browser UI to cloud-based instance) and downloadable for your own hardware.

    1105:

    Ah, yes, the early days of SOX compliance. I was on contract at Lowes (Fortune 50, big box home supply store in the US) home office. As part of it, they implemented a shell script that was invoked when every programmer* logged on, and which logged EVERY SINGLE COMMAND, including ls, cd.... It was obvious to me that the intent was "we'll give them so much they'll never find anything".

    * Home office - they had taken over an entire US MALL. From the front entrance, it was 505, IIRC, steps to my cube. Small, this was not.

    1106:

    Back in the late 70's, I had a housemate. She was studying labor law. She said she'd started with corporate law, but after a year of that she was so revolted she switched.

    1107:

    In St. Ronnie's first term, a report (Corps of Engineers, maybe?) that nationally, 60%? 80%? of all the bridges, dams, etc in the country were more than 80 years old.

    Biden's infrastructure bill that he just signed is one of the first that I remember that started to do anything. Still waiting for anyone to remind me of one infrastructure bill passed by the GOP.

    1108:

    Saw the article earlier, didn't read it. Look at the pic of the entrance... you have enough money to move there, and you'd want to?

    1109:

    Please distinguish. The original shell that I knew of was the Bourne shell, though fortunately where I had started, we used C shell. Korn became the default std. for shells going into production, at several jobs.

    Then I moved to Linux, and discovered the Bourne-again shell, which is the bash that Linux uses.

    1110:

    The standard-up comic and podcaster Alice Fraser began her career as a corporate lawyer. The corporate culture conflicted with her strict Buddhist upbringing, so she switched to comedy.

    1111:

    More ChatGPT fun, this time with an infosec twist:

    UK spy agency: Don't feed LLMs with sensitive corporate data https://www.theregister.com/2023/03/15/gchq_warns_against_sensitive_corporate/

    That might just qualify as a side-channel attack.

    1112:

    But most women in USA seem to think that abortions only happen to "that kind" of woman - even when they have had one or more themselves, ("but that was not like that AT ALL!")

    I note that the Republican party attack on public education in the US really started out some decades ago with an attack on sex education. Remember the "abstinence only" sex-ed agenda under Clinton?

    It wasn't about teaching the principle of willing consent, it was about convincing girls that sex was dirty and anyone who engaged in it was debasing themselves by sacrificing their virginity. See also the idea of sexual purity, the cult of female modesty, the same group of archaic patriarchal attitudes that end up with the Taliban. (And, to be more optimistic, the current ongoing uprising in Iran.)

    1113:

    I read, over on slashdot, "On Monday, Binance said it would suspend withdrawals and deposits for anybody using UK currency. The news came after the world's largest crypto exchange's banking partner in the UK, Paysafe, said it was abandoning crypto, at least as far as Binance was concerned."

    Several commenters there noted that if it was too corrupt for the City (UK)....

    1114:

    Please distinguish :-) I knew and respected Stephen Bourne fairly well, but the first Bourne shell was DIRE. There wasn't a lot to choose in quality between the revised Bourne shell (the only one most people have seen) and C shell, except in your choice of design defects :-( The Korn shell and, even more, Bash were a lot better, but still poorly engineered. Even now, Bash isn't great in that respect.

    1115:

    Fuck on a stick, talk about unsubtle. How can it not be obvious?

    1116:

    Randy Rainbow has an opinion about a (Formerly) GOP congress critter:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQ5F7fve4N0

    Using not one, but two sixties tunes enjoy.

    1117:

    I shouldn't assume, the party was once a "Grand Old Party, now different words apply, saying them in front of right wing snowflakes causes more heat than light.

    1118:

    On Elon Musk's new model libertarian community:

    The libertarian experiment in Grafton is described here. Well worth reading. There is a book of the same title if anyone needs more details.

    However I don't see that as the most likely failure mode for Musk's Texan experiment. More likely it will go the same way as Twitter:

    • High minded declarations of principle.

    • Collision between principle and reality, as various people take actions that cause major headaches for other people.

    • A series of ad-hoc interventions to attack problems that Musk thinks are important. These will combine anarchy with dictatorship but lack either democratic legitimacy or technocratic competence.

    It's going to be interesting to watch, but I'll definitely be glad to do so from outside the city limits.

    1119:

    "The Korn shell and, even more, Bash were a lot better, but still poorly engineered. Even now, Bash isn't great in that respect."

    Yes. That particular bug was fixed, but using an environment you don't have 100% control over to pass executable code around is still a questionable design decision. That was my point, not the merits or otherwise of communistic free software.

    1120:

    From the article:

    "The common worry is that an LLM may "learn" from a prompt by users and provide that information to others querying it for similar matters."

    Thing is that's hardly a new problem. Ask enough questions and they start coming back out again complete with informative new associations. It's not limited to that particular kind of software, and it has been around for uncounted thousands of years before the emergence of electronic hardware, although said hardware does allow it to be significant in a lot of contexts previously excluded by impracticality. A common and fairly trivial example of the electronic version is to be found in the lists of suggested search terms Google coughs up at people.

    The trouble is not so much that a particular kind of software which is in the news at the moment exhibits the deficiency, it's that - possibly partly because it's been around for so long on biological platforms - it's next to impossible to get people to understand it as a threat. AIUI there is a thoroughly blatant and public continuous demonstration of a threat in this general class presented to millions of people daily in the form of the face recognition shit Arsebook does on photos people upload to it, and an even more explicit one in Google's fucking captcha thing, but instead of learning to beware of, avoid, and deploy defences against the numerous more tightly concealed exploits, they just learn to ignore it. Which in turn makes it possible for innumerable corporate vermin to get away with demanding that people upload a photo, or even worse a video, of themselves in order to apply for something, and instead of avoiding applying for that thing in outraged droves, people go along with it quite happily with nary a thought for what's going to happen to that data once it gets out of their control.

    Also from the article:

    "As such, the terms of use and privacy policy need to be thoroughly understood before asking sensitive questions"

    As a security precaution, that's what I would call "fucking useless", and GCHQ jolly well ought to know better. Even if it was possible to derive a formal proof that questions meeting some (useful) set of criteria could be considered "safe" under the terms and policy - of which there is not a whelk's chance in a supernova - it still only affects what they're allowed to do, not what's actually possible. There's nothing to prevent someone doing something else with the data because they reckon they can get away with it, nor to prevent it seeping into places it shouldn't because the system is too complex for anyone to fully understand what they're actually doing, nor to prevent external intrusion, etc. etc. And in any case no degree of "not allowed" can ever make it possible to undo the damage.

    1121:

    calling it "Musk's Folly" is regrettably non-specific... this newest one is "Duke Musk's Fief Folly" with creepy overtones of WSCN militia compounds and Jonestown and factory housing...

    like everyone else I shall remain outside the minimum safe radius from ground zero... waiting for the bodies to be exhumed in ten years and will only be identified by DNA since their teeth will have fallen out due to scurvy in Duke Musk's Peasant Paradise(tm) or whatever names it will end up with in marketing materials

    1122:

    "Gopping 'Orrible Party" seems to fit, and adds a frisson of recursion for a cherry on the top. And even if the word "gopping" is not widely known in the US, it's one of those conceptual onomatopoeias that hardly needs explaining.

    1123:

    That is a separate point to the one I was making. I was thinking of things like the error handling - trying to write non-simple shell scripts that diagnose ALL detected errors is murder, and I advised people to use Python for that.

    1124:

    David L @ 1091:

    I think you tend to be a bit hyperbolic at times. But for grins and giggles we should all maybe read this one. Well except he's serious.

    https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2023/mar/15/watch-out-for-hungry-bears-why-elon-musk-new-town-could-run-into-trouble

    What could go wrong.

    Well, there's always the example of Grafton, New Hampshire.

    OTOH, Musk's town doesn't really sound very "Libertarian" (if "libertarian" is supposed to equate to "more liberty").

    Sounds more like a malevolent absolute dictatorship to me - the rise of a NEW class of Robber Barons.

    1125:

    Troutwaxer @ 1097:

    "The truly ugly part of Handmaid's Tale, is that the bonnets were sewn and put on by the mothers."

    You win the Internet today.

    The really ugly part of "The Handmaid's Tale" is the way the [EXPLETIVE!! DELETED!!] christo-fascists appear to be adapting it as an instruction manual!

    1126:

    Are we heading into ANOTHER general banking run & series of crashes? - if so, it could get very messy indeed.
    Here - a massive revolt against the tories - good. BUT - in the USA, Biden will be blamed & then we really are in trouble. {?}

    1127:

    like everyone else I shall remain outside the minimum safe radius from ground zero... waiting for the bodies to be exhumed in ten years and will only be identified by DNA since their teeth will have fallen out due to scurvy in Duke Musk's Peasant Paradise(tm) or whatever names it will end up with in marketing materials

    Given known environmental issues wherer Mr. Musk is building, I find myself wondering if an article titled "Feral Hogs Root Snailbrook" will go viral in a few years' time.

    1128:

    well worth reading... lots of fiddly bits for authors to incorporate in their next novel

    "The Brilliant Inventor Who Made Two of History’s Biggest Mistakes"

    https://www.nytimes.com/2023/03/15/magazine/cfcs-inventor.html

    1129:

    I prefer "Grossly Offensive Party" as a backformed-acronym from GOP.

    I mean, given that cruelty is the entire point of most of their social policies these days -- be it on race, gender, women's rights, poverty, child labour, or much of anything -- "grossly offensive" merely says the quiet part out loud, doesn't it?

    1130:

    Charlie Stross @ 1112:

    But most women in USA seem to think that abortions only happen to "that kind" of woman - even when they have had one or more themselves, ("but that was not like that AT ALL!")

    I note that the Republican party attack on public education in the US really started out some decades ago with an attack on sex education. Remember the "abstinence only" sex-ed agenda under Clinton?

    It wasn't about teaching the principle of willing consent, it was about convincing girls that sex was dirty and anyone who engaged in it was debasing themselves by sacrificing their virginity. See also the idea of sexual purity, the cult of female modesty, the same group of archaic patriarchal attitudes that end up with the Taliban. (And, to be more optimistic, the current ongoing uprising in Iran.)

    Abstinence Only, along with DARE, "Just Say No!" and MADD were all hold-overs from the Reagan & Bush Sr. administrations ... not that Clinton is any less culpable.

    But the the republiQan war on public education long predates even Reagan, dating at least to the mid-50s and Brown v. Board of Education ... and earlier (Truman ordered desegregation of the U.S. military in 1947 & the New Deal failed to TOTALLY EXCLUDE "Negros" ...).

    When you look closely, the current Alito Court ** is all about turning the civil rights (human rights) clock back to BEFORE Plessy v. Ferguson!

    Indeed, if they can get away with it, they will nullify the XIVth & XVth Amendments.

    ** It's NOT the "Roberts Court". John Roberts is Chief Justice in name only. He exercises no more leadership or control on the court than I do!

    And he fully supports Alito et al in stripping human rights, he just wishes they'd be a bit more stealthy about it.

    1131:

    I didn't even need to look at the article to know it was talking about Thomas Midgley!

    For added hilarity, look into his bizarre death.

    1132:

    JohnS @ 1041:

    ...because English in general doesn't have a standard way of marking out irony or sarcasm.

    Sigh. I had such hopes for the irony emoticon :Fe

    1133:

    Howard NYC @ 1121:

    calling it "Musk's Folly" is regrettably non-specific... this newest one is "Duke Musk's Fief Folly" with creepy overtones of WSCN militia compounds and Jonestown and factory housing...

    So, what is "WSCN" ... I need to add it to my list of acronyms so I can understand it when it gets used again?

    1134:

    I like the name Snailbrook. In my mind, it conjures up a long list of snail-borne parasitic diseases that humans can catch. Not to mention equoids. Sadly but unsurprisingly, there doesn't seem to be suitable snail habitat in Snailbrook.

    A pity.

    I'm not sure what WSCN stands for, but I'm guessing it's somewhere adjacent to "White Supremicist Christian Nationalism." Or possibly "Nativism."

    1135:

    I've been using Grand Oligarchic Party for a few years now.

    1136:

    I anticipated your reaction. That's why I took care to say GNU Bash.

    1137:

    I did distinguish. If you like, I can give you the version number too. However, that changes each time I upgrade my system. :)

    1138:

    I prefer "Grossly Offensive Party" as a backformed-acronym from GOP.

    Yes, I like that backronym. In the interests of both honesty and ambiguity, I'd suggest "Grifting Olds Party" fits too.

    1139:

    I often find myself doubting that anyone speaking for GCHQ has an understanding of Turing's 1936 paper. The concept of general-purpose computing seems to ellude policy makers. How can we explain to them that there's no such thing as an almost general-purpose computer?

    1140:

    Well, yes, I assumed that - it's what I use, too, and its error handling is STILL not good!

    1141:

    »I was reading a book about the making of a documentary on FGM, and what horrified me the most was that it was the older women who enforced the mutilation and insisted that their daughters also had to be mutilated.«

    I have experienced that first hand with boys in USA.

    My son was born in USA, and almost everybody in our "birthing class" put up their hand when they asked how many planned to mutilate their newborn boys.

    And no: We had not landed in the ghetto, we were in the suburban tract from Walnut Creek to Concord inside from SF.

    Being from a Nordic country made me very special in the eyes of the two nurses who ran the class, since "everything good comes from there" as one of them expressed it, so I was often approached by the women during pauses, with various questions about how we did this or that, and thus I managed to dive into WTF was going on.

    I'll spare you the entire saga, but the official argument was that science had shown it to be "better that way".

    Thanks to the reference librarian at the Oakland Library, I managed to track down the scientific "basis", which turned out to be a a Korea-war-era DoD study, which showed that recruits from homes without baths had a bit more than 1% higher risk if infection in their male genetialia than the rest.

    However, what was really going on, was that "everybody else does it, and we do not want our boy to be teased", with a heavy subtext of the women hoping that it would also make him more sensitive and therefore gentle with women.

    When, with the fortunate assistance of a Danish surgeon passing through the hospital in some exchange-program, I managed to convince them that in Denmark we did not routinely mutilate boys, a fair number of them changed their mind.

    (The surgeon called his host at the hospital, and came back from the phone fuming: "It not proven to cause any harm, and you make a couple of hundred dollars in five minutes.")

    Next Thursday, they had changed their mind again, having been "set straight by grandmother".

    ...and they all planned to send their boys to karate "so he wouldn't get beat up", and their girls to ballet-class, so she could "become an attractive woman".

    But because of a recent article about brain-damage from sports, they wanted the boys to play soccer rather than football "and would I be around to coach in a few years ?"

    I would not: I never planned to stay in USA one day longer than my contract required me to, and I was never tempted to change my mind about it.

    1142:

    The difference between circumcision and FGM is that the later is a deliberate attempt to prevent women from having pleasure in sex, while the latter does no such thing.

    1143:

    We did not circumcise our son. The Jews in our family (from whom I am descended) were not amused. One of my wife's relatives called Child Protective Services - she thought it was a legal requirement! None of the doctors or nurses commented one way or another.

    1144:

    The truly ugly part of Handmaid's Tale, is that the bonnets were sewn and put on by the mothers.

    And female genital mutilation is almost always carried out by women -- women relatives, to be exact.

    1145:

    That's why most of my Bash scripts are either simple "exec " or they all begin as follows:


    #!/bin/bash

    # ensure errors will exit
    set -o errexit

    When I need something better, I use a real programming language - one with real exception handling. I only use Bash when I can get away with a simple fail-safe, like errexit option. It's ugly but it passes the buck up the stack. So long as each script fails safe, everything is good. I take the ACM code of ethics seriously. None of my code should cause harm, and being the sole user, I can only harm myself, but the very least I can do is try to minimise my pain.

    You'd need to pay me to inflict my code on anyone else. ;)

    1146:

    Apparently the human brain has difficulty handling relations between more than 50 objects on the screen.

    Does this mean 50 static objects? When objects are in motion, I cannot keep track of more than ten at most.

    1147:

    Since you mention Chomsky, he's written an opinion piece in the NYT about ChatGPT. Seems to be well written, haven't had time to go through it in detail. Nice reference to Borges as a theme running through.

    1148:

    Yes, static. Probably using some graphic form of flowgraph, as used by the Prograph visual programming language. Older programmers may recall flowcharts, of course. DanceTalk had its own visual structure. The repeat-until structure looked like a bridge, so the visual code for this pseudocode "repeat { step left } until offstage" was a bridge over the action block.

    You can perhaps imagine how complex procedures can quickly grow to a size that will not all fit onto the screen. I think that may be where the "50 object" limit becomes a hard physical limit.

    However, a large flowchart could also be hard to read. This is where smaller program units become useful. It may still be an open area of research, for all I know, but I lost track of the field a few decades ago.

    1149:

    I don't see that as the most likely failure mode for Musk's Texan experiment.

    I concur. Not as many bears in Texas.

    1150:

    I read that too, but found nothing much of interest (even after a second reading). Like so many people, I really think he's adding nothing new to the debate. Nick Cave's commentary was more interesting and relevant.

    Chomsky did at least briefly mention ethics, or the lack of any. https://www.theregister.com/2023/03/15/microsoft_ai_ethics_team_layoff/

    1151:

    Greg Tingey @ 1126:

    Are we heading into ANOTHER general banking run & series of crashes? - if so, it could get very messy indeed.
    Here - a massive revolt against the tories - good. BUT - in the USA, Biden will be blamed & then we really are in trouble. {?}

    The term you're looking for is Moral Hazard - Banks are engaging in risky transactions because they don't have to bear the costs of failure. That's what happened in 2008. The TOO BIG TO FAIL banks were made whole after all the fraudulent transactions they engaged in (while their victims received the "response in Arkell v. Pressdram".

    And now that has filtered down to mid-size banks as well.

    Economist Paul Krugman described moral hazard as "any situation in which one person makes the decision about how much risk to take, while someone else bears the cost if things go badly."[11] Financial bailouts of lending institutions by governments, central banks or other institutions can encourage risky lending in the future if those that take the risks come to believe that they will not have to carry the full burden of potential losses. Lending institutions need to take risks by making loans, and the riskiest loans usually have the potential for making the highest return.
    1152:

    Charlie & Pigeon
    You are both entirely correct, but ... why?
    What's the point? Why is cruelty so Necessary to their operations & policies?
    I'm reminded of one of the Nuremberg witnesses { Rudolf Hoess? } - who was, himself, later, convicted & executed ....
    Vehemently stating that any actual cruelty against people, who were, eventually, heading for the gas-chambers (!) was strictly prohibted & punished ...

    John S @ 1151
    Well, that fills me with happiness & joy, or maybe not so much ....

    1153:

    And now that has filtered down to mid-size banks as well.

    I'm not sure 2008 and now are equivalent. In 2008, the Too Big To Fail Bros had scads of more-or-less meaningless files that they were allowed to treat as investments. Things like not knowing who owned a mortgage, so they were allowed to say they did. That's moral hazard. And I completely agree that the Obama administration screwed that one up.

    With regard to SVB: I'm not clear on how it's a moral hazard to let customers get at money that a bank actually has assets to cover, while torching the management who fouled up and the shareholders who profited from the risk. To me, that looks like what you want to happen when a bank fails. The depositers get first crack at getting their funds out, while the people who screwed up get shafted, and the stockholders who took dividends for their risks lose out. I agree that that some of those customers are libertarian slime weasels, but I'm not clear how they can be rightfully punished in this.

    AIUI, the FDIC $250,000 insurance matters when the failed bank doesn't have assets to cover deposits, and apparently that's not the case here.

    1154:

    Like it, I can't be bothered with visiting urban dictionary just now, hope it's something terrible, like corrupting the morals of livestock.

    1155:

    That's wonderful, what wouldn't they do at the command of Fred's burst prophylactic?

    1156:

    AIUI, the FDIC $250,000 insurance matters when the failed bank doesn't have assets to cover deposits, and apparently that's not the case here.

    Correct. The problem with SVB was they couldn't turn their assets into cash fast enough once they triggered the run.

    Although that doesn't keep the "out of power" folks from yelling about the failure of "woke" banking and "it's D bailout, bailout, bailout..."

    Apparently the latest interesting interview "trick" is to ask anyone using the term "woke" on TV, radio, podcasts, whatever to define the term. So far no one has done it past "Hh, uh, uh, ... I know it when I see it".

    Now, can anyone across the pond explain the Credit Suisse situation in a few sentences? Or does the term greed about cover it?

    1157:

    . Not as many bears in Texas.

    But Texas is somewhat being overrun by wild hogs/boars descended from those the Spanish lost a few 100 years ago. And from what I've read I think I'd rather bump into a bear in the wild than one of those hogs.

    1158:

    I think they'd find clueless libertarians delicious, thus raising the average intelligence of the planet.

    1159:

    Like it, Grim Oily Perverts might also fit, this would be more fun if there was an "F", but it's an imperfect world.

    1160:

    Heteromeles @ 1153:

    And now that has filtered down to mid-size banks as well.

    I'm not sure 2008 and now are equivalent. In 2008, the Too Big To Fail Bros had scads of more-or-less meaningless files that they were allowed to treat as investments. Things like not knowing who owned a mortgage, so they were allowed to say they did. That's moral hazard. And I completely agree that the Obama administration screwed that one up.

    Don't forget banking deregulation in the 1990s (an extension of "deregulation" begun under Reagan) leading to the repeal of Glass-Steagall in 1999. The Enron debacle was just the FIRST fallout from that and all of the housing bubble, "liars loans" [loans made BY liars}, credit default swaps, Mortgage-backed securities ... and other financial shenanigans occurred during Bush Jr's administration.

    Where Obama was at fault (and for which I fault him GREATLY) is he relied on the "regulators" who had overseen creation of the crisis to resolve it and they did for the banksters who created it.

    What he didn't do was help the PEOPLE the banksters had defrauded, nor did he put a stop to the second round of fraud in unwinding non-performing mortgages & screwing people out of their homes.

    The moral hazard here is Trumpolini's administration throwing out Dodd-Frank reforms & Congress going along with it allowing "regional banks" to do the same kind of stupid shit that got the TBTF banks in trouble back in 2007-2008.

    With regard to SVB: I'm not clear on how it's a moral hazard to let customers get at money that a bank actually has assets to cover, while torching the management who fouled up and the shareholders who profited from the risk. To me, that looks like what you want to happen when a bank fails. The depositers get first crack at getting their funds out, while the people who screwed up get shafted, and the stockholders who took dividends for their risks lose out. I agree that that some of those customers are libertarian slime weasels, but I'm not clear how they can be rightfully punished in this.

    Management didn't really "foul up". They followed the rules set by the regulators, did what they were supposed to do (selling assets to cover demand deposits). Management are as much victims at SVB as are the depositors. It's the rules that were put in place that created the moral hazard in this case.

    Rules that made it possible for the VCs to fuck over all of the bank's other depositors.

    The shareholders HAVE lost their investment. Legally there's not much the government CAN do about the "libertarian slime weasels" and that's the MAJOR PROBLEM - and the moral hazard.

    AIUI, the FDIC $250,000 insurance matters when the failed bank doesn't have assets to cover deposits, and apparently that's not the case here.

    Well, thing is that AFTER the "libertarian slime weasels" made their RUN ON THE BANK, SVB did not have the assets to cover the depositors accounts - that's why the bank failed & the FDIC took them over.

    The only remarkable thing about the FDIC's action is they stepped in during the middle of the day. They usually try to time it so they come in at closing time on Friday and already have a buyer in place to take over by Monday morning. Usually doesn't even require the ATMs to be shut down over the weekend.

    But the situation was so dire with SVB that the FDIC had to jump in in the middle of the day.

    Many of SVB's depositors had LARGE UNINSURED deposits (millions of $$$ above the FDIC $250,000 cutoff). Treasury & the Federal Reserve have announced they are going to cover ALL of the UNINSURED deposits as well as the FDIC insured deposits, but that again creates moral hazard because of the precedent & signal it sends to other large depositors & bankers that the government will bail them out if they screw up as well.

    The real villains here are the Venture Capitalists who made a run on the bank and the government regulators WHO DIDN'T REGULATE (Federal Reserve & Treasury) in the first place ... along with the Federal Reserve fucking up on "inflation".

    1161:

    Management didn't really "foul up". They followed the rules set by the regulators, did what they were supposed to do (selling assets to cover demand deposits). Management are as much victims at SVB as are the depositors. It's the rules that were put in place that created the moral hazard in this case.

    SVB was not in any way a typical bank failure - one in which a bank loses so much money (loan defaults, etc.) that it doesn't have enough capital to cover what the bank owes their depositors.

    SVB was a bank run failure - not enough liquid assets to cover withdrawals made by depositors.

    I doubt there's a single bank in the world that would survive a bank run if every one of the bank's depositors demanded their money back on the same day.

    I don't know if any kind of banking oversight legislation could solve this kind of problem. The U.S. government would have to guarantee that depositors would get their money (nobody else has enough money to cover a run on a major bank). Note that this is pretty much what the Biden administration actually did.

    1162:

    Many of SVB's depositors had LARGE UNINSURED deposits (millions of $$$ above the FDIC $250,000 cutoff).

    Ya know, it's worth doing the math. If a VC gives a firm a million dollars, that would have to be divided into four separate accounts to meet the FDIC insurance limit of $250,000.

    Does it make sense to do this? Well, not really. The median income for Santa Clara in 2022 was $168,500. In California, benefits etc. typically double the salary, so that's $332,000 per median income person per year. So if you're even a small firm with a handful of paid employees, if you want to keep your accounts FDIC insured, you're going to be managing a LOT of accounts that you're filling to $250k and emptying regularly--and hopefully not overdrawing very often. You'll need a really good financial staff to keep the money moving, convince banking regulators that you're not illegally laundering money, and so forth. You'll also have to be really careful that one of your bookkeepers doesn't decide to take advantage of the shuffling. Kind of a hassle, perhaps?

    Or...you can go to the 40 year-old bank that every startup and their VC uses, who's part of the community and set up specially to deal with firms like yours. Why not? I imagine that most startups would be more worried about their firms going under, not their bank.

    Note that not all of SVB's customers were libertarian lizard people. They also included a bunch of cleantech companies, such as a firm that was working to put solar panels on lower-income roofs.

    1163:

    Like so many people, I really think he's adding nothing new to the debate. Nick Cave's commentary was more interesting and relevant.

    Interesting - I found Nick Cave's commentary a delight to read but the thinking is of an entirely different theme. To me it doesn't add much because it's an old theme: a machine can't write poetry that is worthwhile because it can't feel as a poet feels, in a lot more (but quite good) words. Chomsky's reference to Borges has an obscure subtext. Borges' 'Library of Babel' is a short story which depicts an infinite library containing every permutation of possible 410 page book filled with a random assemblage of characters. What is an LLM but a way to filter such books based on probabilistic matching against non-random samples? Sure that might not add much, but it is a great way to help people to understand what the difference between that and "intelligence" (however that might be defined). I agree that otherwise it's just another opportunity to develop the concept of universal grammar, which might not be so helpful. Although I suppose the strong thing to emerge is that linguistics trod this ground early relative to computer or information science. Compare with Saussurian linguistics which more or less mapped out what an information modeller would see as the distinction and relationship between terminologies and ontologies, over 100 years ago. See also René Magritte.

    1164:

    Compare with Saussurian linguistics

    Whenever I see that I can' help but think that I prefer my linguistics Seussian.

    1165:

    And for a diversion. There is a streaming TV show out called "Hello Tomorrow". Which is worth watching for at least one episode.

    The sets and tech are supposed to be current modern things. But as imagined by people in 1955. So you get all kinds of weird crap looking like the cover of a magazine from the 50s showing off the wonderful future we'll all be living in.

    But it seems to be an AppleTV thing so many here will miss it. But if you get a chance to see it at a friends, the first episode or even 10 minutes is worth a look.

    As to the plot. Think Florida or Arizona vacation dream lands (in the 50s of course) but on the moon. (Most of those Florida and Arizona dream lands were swamps and deserts.)

    1166:

    bank run = self-fulfilling prophecy as people panicking about their money wreck a financial services company because "everyone else is doing it"

    twitter triggered bank run = newest unintended consequence of social media; a bank run on fast forward with liquefied oxygen injected into an already out-of-control fire;

    TLDR / TL;DR = too long didn't read; such as when there was a really well-respected post (or full length book) so instead of reading you've been looking for a summary of 100 words and/or a pithy bullet list of facts-conclusions-highlights-quotable-snark;

    WSCN = White Supremacist Christian Nationalist

    fourth reichers = (mostly US) Nazi wannabes; people who want to hear Jews scream as we are fed into soap making machines; variant and overlap with WSCN but with a sick obsession with religiously motivated genocide;

    CCSS = climate change shitstorm

    TMITF = twenty minutes into the future; fiction set in almost here-n-now and near term future; cli fi is an example

    cli fi = climate fiction; approximately science fiction but with more of a horror-disaster-hopepunk twist; potentially very visual and therefore basis for a Netflix mini-series; more-or-less mainstream than usual science fiction; not quite a sub-genre; will be profitable sub-genre of mainstream & science fiction just as soon as Netflix options enough novels to draw in authors eager for a fat paycheck and interviews on cable teevee;

    BSGC = batshit gonzo crazy; dismissive descriptive categorization applied to flat-earthers, fourth reichers, MAGAmorons, etc;

    MAGA/GQP = (US) GOP + QANON = GQP; one of their BSGC mottoes "make america great again"

    CEO = chief executive officer

    CIO = chief information officer

    CTO = chief technology officer (oft interchangeable with CIO but not always)

    CFO = chief financial officer

    CXOs = chief eXpert {inset here} officers

    1167:

    I want to make a joke about green eggs and spam, but I can't find it right now. I do not like it Noam I know'm?

    1168:

    A sibling has suggested "Grinning Orc Peckers"... I think I'm done with this for a while ;).

    1169:

    1166 ...
    COO - large, domesticated, cloven-hooved, herbivore.

    1170:

    I just found our next 'unicorn investment', so any VCs who haven't been bled dry by recent bank collapses should contact me...

    excerpt from https://thebulletin.org/2022/11/how-a-deliberate-pandemic-could-crush-societies-and-what-to-do-about-it/

    "Wavelengths of light below 230 nanometers are strongly absorbed by proteins and do not appear to penetrate the surfaces of human skin and eyes. That makes “low-wave” or “far-UVC” light hundreds of times safer than slightly higher wavelengths, yet still germicidal to single-celled pathogens and viruses. ...overhead fixtures emitting 222 nanometer light can eliminate 90 percent of airborne pathogens each minute ... also cleansing surfaces... preliminary studies suggest that it might even be safe at levels that would inactivate 90 percent fast enough to inactivate airborne viruses emitted from one person’s mouth before they spread to a conversation partner..."

    1171:

    If the concept survives contact with the real world, just the thing for the next relamp at the local "Big Box Mart". But the next time you're in one, have they even bothered to raise fan speed on their HVAC to give virus particles less "Special time" with the customers?

    1172:

    Charlie, this made me think of you: https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/offensive-ai

    1173:

    Sigh. I have been starting scripts with 'set -eu' since before the Korn shell was written, let alone Bash. What I am saying is that it (a) does not work reliably in non-simple constructions and (b) isn't adequate even if it did. Bash is by far the best in this respect, but is still not good.

    In the original Bourne shell, doing that caused caused an exit on every 'if' statement whose predicate was false :-)

    1174:

    yes, this post is mainly looking at US but there's similar urges in UK, Canada, Spain, France, Mexico(!)... urge to redraw state/county/province borders[1] so those of likewise ideology-politics-culture can clump together

    now there's a potent piece of plot for a TMITF novel, especially as folks in low laying areas unhappily relocate -- "CCSS Refugee Tsunami" being a good working title -- to locales where they are sure to be viewed as parasites as well as culturally alien; I'm not sure what's the UK version of (a) Florida elderly wealthy or (b) Texas young working poor or (c) New York City "whatevers" but for sure none welcome in higher altitude states far from the salt water coastlines... but comes the day when residents of the UK will have to relocate due to water seepage and too frequent storms sweeping in from an ever warmer ocean which is therefore more energized and carrying heavier loads of moisture... I'm clueless to guess what will happen on Iberian Peninsula when a couple millions Spanish and Portuguese have to 'refugee out' to uplands... France?

    with this happening at the same time as African and Asian and Middle Eastern folks are also seeking to 'refugee out'... I've looked at maps and there's really not many places on Iberian Peninsula which have readily available water... never mind electricity-housing-jobs-schools... so yeah... CCSS as basis for political upheavals...

    [1] https://lite.cnn.com/2023/03/15/politics/oregon-secession-idaho-partisan-divides

    1175:

    I came up with an idea for an engineering solution to reduce the spread of COVID-19 -- UV-C light is dangerous to people but deadly to viruses so install air recirculation units in high-population areas like schoolrooms, supermarkets etc. Inside the recirculators are a series of UV-C tubes which destroy viruses and bacteria. The UV-C light never makes its way outside the recirculator so it's safe to run the unit close to people.

    It's not a perfect solution but it would flatten the curve of infection somewhat at the cost of some electricity consumption and occasional replacement of the UV-C tubes (or as Big Clive calls them, flesh-burning death lamps).

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1m0TQjBRcFo

    1176:

    You might be interested in Apple TV's "Extrapolations". It's a video series with an a-list cast dramatizing global warming.

    Trailer at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QP-xrG0kZk

    1177:

    It will also produce ozone, which is quite irritating and can trigger asthma attacks in sensitive people

    1178:

    a) They mostly migrate to the Sarf coast of Ingurlundshire, which was sinking even before we developed/discovered/invented "global warming".
    b) Name a steel town, shipbuilding town or mining town...
    c) Larndarners? ;-)

    1179:

    Has anybody asked ChatGPT how to create a genuine artificial intelligence? Maybe it just needs a really hot cup of tea.

    1180:

    Yeah, I'm just saying some of us are aware of these things too.

    1181:

    Climte refugees are likely to be a thing, they are now. I think we underestimate the intensity with which countries like India will be motivated to stop climate change.

    Sinking a few/many/dozens of oil tankers would create an impossible situation for the oil industry. They would demand the world's (US) navies defend them, and even the US Navy can't guard every single ship. The price of oil would skyrocket.

    Knocking a few dozen jets out of the air, possibly jets carrying oil executives, might have a similar effect. The attractiveness of jet travel would diminish greatly.

    Targetted assassinations of those who profit from climate denialism?

    Personally I hope that we are able to talk our way into meaningful change. I am not optimistic. I strongly suspect there will be members of future generations, including some governments and non-government types, who are a lot more direct in their activism.

    1182:

    You can't create AGI until you understand what 'intelligence' actually is.

    Some have suggest that humans have a blind spot, so we can't actually understand the thing we use to understand anything. One of those arguments is that our ancestors had no evolutionary advantage to understand consciousness.

    If that argument is correct (please note the 'if'!), then this may be a circular problem. So perhaps humans can never create AGI, and we can't see this because the blind spot that prevents us from achieving that goal also prevents us from understanding our failure.

    This is why I just stand back and try to enjoy the spectacle of the tech world trying do the impossible. This may be just one more impossible goal for the techworld cultists. If they weren't wasting so many valuable resources on their projects, and creating new problems for the rest of us, perhaps few people would pay attention to them.

    Most of the time I just wish everyone would find more practical problems to work on. I mean everyone.

    1183:

    Knocking a few dozen jets out of the air, possibly jets carrying oil executives, might have a similar effect. The attractiveness of jet travel would diminish greatly.

    Nope.

    Mostly the execs travel by private jet. Start shooting those down and, well, firstly they're a hard target (they fly higher and faster than airliners!), and secondly, think about what happened to the Unabomber.

    Try shooting down civil airliners and you get the same reaction as 9/11. Like, you will be designated as terrorists and hunted down by the full might of the transnational surveillance state alliance, cheered on by everyone who likes to visit their relatives in another country once in a while, or merely to get around the mid-west in NorAm.

    (Really, the USA -- and Russia, and Canada -- need to get the same sort of high speed railway network that China is building out. Note that China has even more land area than the continental USA: it's evidence that a superpower of those dimensions can build out a 250mph electrically-powered high speed rail network. So the problem is down to politics rather than technology.)

    1184:

    Knocking a few dozen jets out of the air, possibly jets carrying oil executives, might have a similar effect. The attractiveness of jet travel would diminish greatly.

    Ah, there's one of the problems. You see, military might is largely fueled by petroleum and natural gas (for making explosives). Everybody with any real power fears being targeted by a decapitation strike like you describe, so everyone who do so can keeps cranking out more oil-sucking arms. I know the US DoD is more aware than I am of all the problems this is causing, but I'm also quite sure they're unwilling to do anything about it if it means leaving the US less defended (to say nothing of less savory motives, which are also important).

    Another problem: the growing global middle class is projected by some to consume as much or more than the rich. I suspect this is one of the drivers behind the wealthy trying to impoverish everyone: it's entirely possible that a world with a few wealthy, a small professional class, and everyone else miserably poor may be more sustainable. I don't know whether this is true, but I wouldn't be surprised if some rich people are willing to act as if it is true.

    Probably we're going to become more sustainable by outsourcing the solutions to the traditional contractors: pandemics, famines, wars, and natural disasters. Their per hour billing is ruinous of course, but they will eventually do the job if we can't figure out how to do it in-house.

    1185:

    Most of the time I just wish everyone would find more practical problems to work on. I mean everyone.

    You mean like helping the hundreds of millions of surplus "AGIs" (anthropic general intelligences) who have been surplused by capitalism to survive however the can in the slums of mega-cities around the world? I mean, anyone who can organize them to do useful (political) work will be a force to be reckoned with.

    tl;dr: I agree. With eight billion people on the planet, why spend billions trying to make artificial people and ending up with bad fakes who are prolific bullshitters?

    Anyway, the "good news" is that, according to pundits, VC spending is inversely correlated with interest rates. From 2008 to 2022, interest rates were absurdly low, so capitalists looking to make profits acceptable to their egos were flooding VC with stupid cash. And we got crypto and AI as a result. Now that the Central Banks are cranking interest rates, the stupid cash is purportedly going to go elsewhere. So maybe for the next decade we can worry less about Skynet and more about the US doing an Argentinan inflationary gambit (and hopefully not a Zimbabwean one).

    1186:

    I have been in a lot of argumeents with closet Penrosians, by saying that there is some weak evidence that we have a Goedelian limit, and hence CANNOT understand our own minds. Note 'weak', because it relies on the the impossibility of a practical 'computer' being strictly more powerful than a Turing machine, which is unproven (and, no, 'quantum computers' don't count). A corollary to that is that we might be unable to create genuine artificial intelligence, except possibly by accident. I assert that anyone who says either statement is obviously wrong IS a Penrosian, even if they don't admit it! Yes, I am nailing my colours to the fence - we simply don't know!

    1187:

    By the way, if you want the newest in splatter-tech, Lockheed Martin is installing a 60 KW laser on a US Destroyer. Only five mile range, but if it can aim fast enough, it's an anti-hypersonic thingie defense.

    Also, in 2018, Lockheed patented a "plasma confinement system" small enough to fit in a F-16. ( https://www.sandboxx.us/blog/lockheed-martin-has-a-patent-for-fusion-powered-fighters-and-bombers/ ). No idea if the infernal devices actually exist yet, of course. But if LM is playing with lasers and fusion, and the damned weapons actually work, some parts of post-petroleum warfare might become possible.

    It will be even better if this tech can be retconned for civilian use, if it ever comes into being.

    1188:

    Question: would a Penrosian get annoyed with someone who insists that neurons and brains are quantum analog systems?

    Note that it's been known for decades that the electron transport chain (in both mitochondria and chloroplasts) uses quantum mechanics in moving electrons around. So a neuron may be an analog "device" that is powered by mechanisms that use quantum mechanics to generate electrical potential to do work.

    1189:

    You're late to the show. On some escalators on the DC Metro, there are signs that they're using UV-C (underneath the belt that you hold on to) to sterilize it. Years old.

    1190:

    Even the US Navy can't guard every ship.

    Um, er, you might want to look up the word "convoy", per usage in, say, WWI and WWII.

    1191:

    the FDIC insurance limit of $250,000

    Up here, the limit of insured accounts is lower, but it's also on a 'per user' basis. No matter how many bank accounts with a bank I have, the insured total is the same. There's a bit of a dodge for couples, because in addition to their individual accounts they also get insurance on joint accounts so couples get 50% more insurance than singles.

    To the best of my knowledge (and I might well be wrong) a business counts as an individual for this, so only gets the insured amount as a total for all its accounts with a bank.

    1192:

    "Growing global middle class"?

    The only thing I see growing is equivalent to the lower and middle working class, who'd like more than electricity a few hours a day, and nicer clothes than trash sent from the US, etc.

    1193:

    Oh, and relevant to the OP, a good read by someone who, based on internal references, knows what they're talking about. https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2023/mar/16/the-stupidity-of-ai-artificial-intelligence-dall-e-chatgpt

    1194:

    You might be interested in Apple TV's "Extrapolations". It's a video series with an a-list cast dramatizing global warming.

    Didn't know about that. Thanks. I have Apple TV+, so I'll check it out.

    1195:

    I hear that ChatGPT has been used to create Wikipedia pages or modify/improve existing ones.

    Anybody here have experience with that?

    1196:

    Um, er, you might want to look up the word "convoy", per usage in, say, WWI and WWII.

    That was 110-70 years ago.

    The problem with convoys today is that they concentrate a bunch of ships for close protection, but that just makes a nice fat target for (a) nukes or (b -- more likely today) swarming smart weapons.

    Back when submarines hunted with unguided impact-fused torpedoes life was very different to the modern age, when a sub can loiter over the horizon and send out a spread of guided torpedoes or sea-skimming missiles or sneak ahead and deploy CAPTOR mines (or their equivalent).

    Also, most modern sea freight travels on much larger vessels than during WW2, with much less maneuverability. WW2 Liberty Ships were designed to carry 10,000 long tons of cargo; a modern very large containership can carry 24,000 TEUs, where each TEU could be up to 20 tons, so maybe 40 Liberty Ships' worth of cargo on one hull ... and they're about twice as fast, too (16-25 knots, compared to the 11-11.5 knots of a Liberty Ship). Which means? They don't turn on a dime.

    1197:

    the traditional contractors: pandemics, famines, wars, and natural disasters

    You wouldn't think so, but googling turns up a number of companies with the name "Four Horseman LLC". Mostly involved with transport or construction, it would seem.

    1198:

    "Note that it's been known for decades that the electron transport chain (in both mitochondria and chloroplasts) uses quantum mechanics in moving electrons around."

    Well, yes. The existence and interactions of atoms and molecules are due to the quantum mechanical behavior of electrons. And nuclei, but mostly electrons.

    (I haven't followed Penrose's notions about quantum consciousness much.)

    1199:

    the traditional contractors: pandemics, famines, wars, and natural disasters

    You wouldn't think so, but googling turns up a number of companies with the name "The Four Horsemen LLC". Mostly involved with transport or construction, it would seem.

    1200:

    And? The Aster 30 (aka Sea Viper) is also known for being a "hittile" rather than a missile.

    1201:

    There are those to whom "libertarian" means "the government can't stop you". It's a sort of kind of "liberty", but only for the powerful

    1202:

    Ah. So this is a new kind of "flash crowd". That means we get to expect many more.

    1203:

    That is a logically unrelated issue. Note that it is irrelevant whether his speculated mechanism happens to be correct - the issue is whether it has the computations consequences he claims.

    1204:

    Rocketjps
    The UK guvmint's budget - of yesterday ....
    Stated that actual encouragement was being given to nuclear power.
    Now how much of this is the usual lies &hype & wheter the RR "SMR" reactor ideas will "float" is another story, but it's worth considering?

    Charlie
    So the problem is down to politics rather than technology. - See also the wrecking wankers supposedly in charge of our repeatedly-delayed infrastructure projects, like HS2.

    1205:

    I don't know why you think that you must know what intelligence is to create an AGI. We do LOTS of things without understanding them. Ask any biochemist. Understanding makes the process a lot cheaper and more predictable, but it's not a requirement.

    1206:

    ".../lockheed-martin-has-a-patent-for-fusion-powered-fighters-and-bombers/"

    British Rail had a patent for a fusion-powered flying saucer.

    1207:

    Something I've been pondering lately ...

    Where in the New Testament does Jesus say to:

    Dance, dance, dance with our hands, hands, hands above our heads, heads, heads ...?

    1208:

    ".../lockheed-martin-has-a-patent-for-fusion-powered-fighters-and-bombers/"...British Rail had a patent for a fusion-powered flying saucer.

    Oh goody. So when Lockheed unveils their fusion powered, UFO-shaped NextGen bomber, they can be sued for patent infringement.

    Like you, I'm skeptical that LM's baby fusors will ever make it to reality. There are three "fun", foil hat-level speculations that spring from this:

    The aluminum foil hat question is whether this project is cover for something else the Skunk Works is working on. I'm mildly suspicious about it. It's preposterous enough that it almost seems like a cover story. But for what?

    The tinfoil hat question is whether LM would choose to publicize the fact that they have a working fusion generator. Probably yes, since they've been advertising this for most of a decade (see previous question). The counter-argument is that finding out that anything other than a monster-scale fusion plant is possible will trigger China and whoever else has the chops to immediately try to build their own. Would that be a bad enough problem for Reasons that they'd keep it secret?

    The lead foil hat question is whether Big Oil's been squelching workable fusion technology for the same reason they've suppressing wind and solar--it cuts into their profits and they don't want to change fields. A decade ago I wouldn't have bought this, but watching Big Oil double down again and again changed my mind.

    Again, I think it's highly unlikely that LM has built or can build a working fusion reactor. But it can be fun to speculate about why they're apparently trying to do so regardless.

    1209:

    David L @ 1156:

    AIUI, the FDIC $250,000 insurance matters when the failed bank doesn't have assets to cover deposits, and apparently that's not the case here.

    Correct. The problem with SVB was they couldn't turn their assets into cash fast enough once they triggered the run.

    Although, I would argue in the case of SVB, the "they" who "triggered the run" was NOT the bank itself. It was certain VC depositors looting the bank.

    Although that doesn't keep the "out of power" folks from yelling about the failure of "woke" banking and "it's D bailout, bailout, bailout..."

    Apparently the latest interesting interview "trick" is to ask anyone using the term "woke" on TV, radio, podcasts, whatever to define the term. So far no one has done it past "Hh, uh, uh, ... I know it when I see it".

    I've only caught a couple of them, and in those instances the respondent didn't even get past the "Hh, uh, uh, ... well, you see, uh, uh, uh, ..." stage.**

    Now, can anyone across the pond explain the Credit Suisse situation in a few sentences? Or does the term greed about cover it?

    IIRC, Credit Suisse is one of Trumpolini's major creditors (to the tune of half a billion). Any time the subject of under-collateralized loans & devalued assets comes up in the news, Credit Suisse is going to take a knock or two.

    ** As I understand it, "woke" started as a phrase in the U.S. African-American community and just means Paying attention to the REALITIES of life in the U.S., especially if you're black ... or poor or any other minority ... YMMV.

    1210:

    I've seen a lot of people making this argument from various political corners. It's a popular idea.

    It's also just one more version of austerity thinking and just as wrong as the rest of them - The poor don't give two figs about the long term and will light anything they can get their hands on on fire to stay warm (or cool) today. Including the biosphere.

    I don't understand why "impoverish the world" is such a popular idea in general. I mean, some of the statements from central banks lately nearly made me stroke out from pure Wrath.

    "Wages are going up too much, so we're raising interest rates to limit economic growth" in very nearly those exact words.

    1211:

    But Texas is somewhat being overrun by wild hogs/boars descended from those the Spanish lost a few 100 years ago. And from what I've read I think I'd rather bump into a bear in the wild than one of those hogs.

    So does this mean Hongoltz-Hetling might get to write a sequel, titled A Libertarian Walks Into a Boar?

    1212:

    There's a wikipedia page on it. At the bottom is some critcism. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lockheed_Martin_Compact_Fusion_Reactor

    1213:

    whether Big Oil's been squelching workable fusion technology for the same reason they've suppressing wind and solar

    Nope. "How to monetize large monolithic nuclear power plants" is a well-understood field of business, and the PR around replacing icky fission plants with clean! fusion! (spoiler: it's not clean) would be positive. Also, fusion looks to be easier to stabilize at large scale, so lots of money for the concrete pouring boys.

    AIUI the main breakthroughs recently have been in applying computational fluid dynamics to stabilizing the plasma in a tokamak. It's very compute-intensive, but if you can get it just right you can tweak an infuriatingly unstable design into burning steadily ... in which case, again, most of the problems are political rather than technical (i.e. how to fund the roll-out of a new class of reactor where a single unit could provide 10% of the UK's power demand ... and the price is about what you'd expect, namely enormous).

    Random speculation: LM might also be applying that CFD stuff to stabilizing their much smaller fusors. In which case all bets are off for naval applications -- think in terms of a 100% nuclear surface fleet for all vessels over 1000 tons, and aircraft carriers that can synthesize their own jet fuel from sea water, atmospheric CO2, and gobs of spare electricity. That would be a strategic game-changer in the post-2050 world ...

    1214:

    It's in the Gospel of Jake and Elmer (And what's the point of having less fun than this in church?)

    https://youtu.be/PZpH9Khn0E0

    1215:

    AlanD2 @ 1161:

    SVB was a bank run failure - not enough liquid assets to cover withdrawals made by depositors.

    I doubt there's a single bank in the world that would survive a bank run if every one of the bank's depositors demanded their money back on the same day.

    I don't know if any kind of banking oversight legislation could solve this kind of problem. ...

    Well, you could take the VCs who actually caused the run out and shoot THEM "pour encourager les autres" ... but I don't think there's any U.S. "banking oversight" that would actually allow that ...

    My understanding is the regulations Trumpolini & co repealed required banks to have a more diversified portfolio (and greater cash reserves) that might have eased the liquidity crunch SVB found itself in when the Federal Reserve started ramping up interest rates.

    They likely wouldn't have had to sell U.S. Bonds at a loss to cover reserve requirements. They'd have had more of a cushion.

    1216:
    Yes, I am nailing my colours to the fence - we simply don't know!

    I read Penrose's book in the late 80s, and my position is the same as your statement. BTW, the argument I was refering to didn't sound to me anything like Penrose's. No funny physics was required - just evolutionary psychology. I have some doubts about that, too.

    Both are arguments against AGI, and I may have heard or read some others too. I just can't recall any at this time. ;)

    1217:

    Heteromeles @ 1162:

    Note that not all of SVB's customers were libertarian lizard people. ...

    I don't fault the customers who were NOT libertarian lizard people.

    The problem here is NOT that some companies had accounts with more than $250k in them.

    The problem is that a very few VC depositors (a SINGLE depositor in particular) were able to withdraw an estimated $42 BILLION all at once, essentially emptying out the bank. Too much of the bank's "liquid" assets were concentrated in too few accounts.

    The regulations Trumpolini & co. "repealed" would have prevented this situation. They would have required the bank to have many more, smaller (in relative terms) depositors.

    In a statement to Axios, Founders Fund CFO Neil Ruthven says: "Thursday morning it was clear we were in the middle of a bank run, and we reacted in line with our fiduciary duties."

    ... a bank run Founders Fund single-handedly CREATED!

    It's not good when a SINGLE DEPOSITOR can mount a run on a bank all by himself.

    1218:

    Charlie Stross:

    sadly the death of one of your favored props in novel Accelerando

    "Google will stop selling Glass as it looks to cut costs"

    https://lite.cnn.com/2023/03/16/tech/google-glass-gone

    1219:

    fractional reserve banking,,, if you read about it and don't panic, you didn't read it properly

    1220:

    Charlie #1196

    I think you may well be right in what you write about convoys, but, …

    When the Admiralty finally (24th May 1917) got around to using convoys in WW1, they were an instant success. And the reason was that U-boats were unable to find their targets. Karl Dönitz, commander of UB-68 noted that “the seas emptied”.

    The same would have been true in WW2 except that, unbeknownst to the Admiralty, B-Dienst were reading many RN cyphers until 1943. Including particularly the low-grade BAMS (“Broadcast to Allied Merchant Shipping”). So Dönitz — now Admiral in charge of U-Boats — was able to organise the placement of his boats to best intercept convoys.

    So, what of today? Well, widespread satellite observation will mean that convoys will be spotted wherever there is relatively clear sky. However, winter in the Arctic Ocean would be a totally different thing should we ever want to send convoys to Murmansk again.

    (One of my uncles was 14 when he started serving with the Merchant Marine on those convoys in 1944. The elements made things dangerous enough, without the addition of much enemy action.)

    Another minor correction: there were acoustic homing torpedos in WW2. For Germany there was the G7es (T5) "Zaunkönig” which was sub launched. And the US and RN were using the Mark 24 “Fido” 'Mine' which was air-launched.

    1221:

    Re: fusion patents held by Lockheed Martin...

    According to Richard Feynman, just after the Manhattan Project delivered two different types of nuclear weapons, a memo went around the engineering teams with a list of patentable nuclear technologies including propulsion etc. that the scientists should apply for. The intention was that they should sign their patent rights over to the US Government (which couldn't hold patents in its own name). Feynman took the "nuclear aircraft" patent for which he was promised the sum of one dollar for the rights. This payment made it a legal contract under US law with both sides receiving value from the transaction. He went through hell to get his dollar which was meant to be "virtual" but eventually the US government got the patent from him.

    Long story, but patenting something doesn't mean it's really feasible or it actually works the way you think it might. From a brief look at what Lockheed Martin proposed a few years back it's yet another Perpetuum Mobile, fusion edition, of the sort proposed, demoed and dropped soon after it was realised it didn't scale up to anywhere near the point where the plasma would fuse never mind provide significant excess power (Q > 1). Magnetic mirrors are the "wheel of falling weights" of fusion, basically.

    1222:

    Howard NYC @ 1170:

    I just found our next 'unicorn investment', so any VCs who haven't been bled dry by recent bank collapses should contact me...

    The point I keep trying to make is that the VCs HAVE NOT been bled dry by the recent bank collapses, the VCs have been CAUSING them!

    1223:

    As to a computer more powerful than a Turing machine, you've got to remember that a Turing machine has an infinite tape. If you don't count the number of computational steps involved, then I don't think you can have a computer as powerful as a Turing machine in a finite universe. And, IIUC, quantum computers can't computer anything that's non-computable by non-quantum computers. They just have a few shortcuts available that can sometimes cut down the number of steps required.

    This isn't a huge argument, but I don't think anybody has come up with any way to solve a problem that can be explicitly stated and can't be solved by a Turing machine...eventually...if it can be solved at all.

    1224:

    Y'know, they issue is not state actors with navies, but rather, as heteeromeles originally suggested, terrorists, who have no such deep pocket resources.

    1225:

    H, #1188

    As my boss on the Human Brain Project (Steve Furber, designer of the original ARM chip) has it: “It is not whether the brain operates using quantum mechanical methods, obviously it does, but whether it exploits quantum superposition in a fundamental way.”

    The odds at the moment are that there’s nothing particularly “quantum” about the operation of the brain.

    I’d say that a better way to understand what is happening in a biological neural net is that each cell (neuron) performs its action by using molecular machinery that gets its instruction stream from the cell’s DNA. Seth Grant (Cambridge/Edinburgh) told me that there were 1,500 genes involved in the transmission of a synaptic signal from one neuron to another (Bouton to Dendrite transmission). It’s also worth bearing in mind that these signals are transmitted by ions — typically Sodium (20 Daltons) or Potassium and Calcium (40 Daltons) not electrons. In short the messengers are about 2,000 * 40 =0.8M times the weight of an electron. Now, it might be possible to place a cat in superposition, but the wave state will collapse much more readily than a superposed electron, or sodium ion. You’ll also note that the actual computing machinery, mentioned above, is a deterministic automata each weighing about one million Daltons (there may be non-determinism if there are transcription errors).

    So, if you know about ANN (Artificial Neural Nets): what is represented by a single number would be represented by a DNA-mediated machine at each branching point in the dendritic tree.

    PS A Dalton is defined as 1/12 the mass of a Carbon 12 atom; basically the mass of a proton or neutron.

    1226:

    Charlie Stross @ 1183:

    I've been saying that for a few years now. We really do need a nationwide NETWORK of high speed rail.

    The only problem is HOW do we keep constructing it from becoming a gigantic swindle like the railroad companies** perpetrated building the transcontinental railroads was back in the 19th century?

    Crédit Mobilier scandal

    ** "railroad companies" - 19th century equivalent of today's VC Libertarian-Lizard-People

    1227:

    Then your non-state actor will have a hard problem to solve: locating its targets.

    1228:

    the FDIC insurance limit of $250,000

    Up here, the limit of insured accounts is lower, but it's also on a 'per user' basis. No matter how many bank accounts with a bank I have, the insured total is the same.

    Same here in Germany. The insured amount is 100,000 € per person and per bank, no matter over how many accounts it is split.

    If you want more security, you have to split your accounts over multiple banks.

    However, during the zero-interest-phase many banks have introduced negative interest for sums greater than 80,000-100,000 €, thereby encouraging their customers to get their balance below that amount. The negative interest rates are only slowly being suspended now.

    1229:

    Well, widespread satellite observation will mean that convoys will be spotted wherever there is relatively clear sky. However, winter in the Arctic Ocean would be a totally different thing should we ever want to send convoys to Murmansk again.

    RORSATs (Radar Ocean Reconnaissance Satellites) were a thing in Tom Clancy WW3 blockbusters forty years ago. Similar birds flying today are a lot better technically speaking and probably don't have small nuclear power plants on board.

    1230:

    CharlesH @ 1201:

    There are those to whom "libertarian" means "the government can't stop you". It's a sort of kind of "liberty", but only for the powerful

    Yeah, in my own experience libertarian just equates to selfish, sociopathic ASSHOLE!

    1231:

    Troutwaxer @ 1214:

    Jake and Elwood.

    1232:

    andyf @ 1219:

    fractional reserve banking,,, if you read about it and don't panic, you didn't read it properly

    It actually works reasonably well as long as the fraction held as reserve is large enough AND you don't let a single depositor have an account greater than that reserve fraction ...

    SVB put all their eggs in one basket and when the VCs demanded the basket they were (to quote the Seagull) fucked!

    1233:

    Nah, they'll use freely available satellite pics. However, getting something out there in time to catch it, and then running into the destroyers escorting the convoy....

    1234:

    The poor don't give two figs about the long term and will light anything they can get their hands on on fire to stay warm (or cool) today. Including the biosphere.

    Ugh. On more than one occasion I had run into "humans are a cancer and must die in order for the biosphere to heal" crowd, and pointed out to them that any realistic process of human extinction[1] would also result in the extinction of every animal larger than 50 kg, as they all end up eaten.

    It did not endear me to the said crowd.

    [1] As opposed to "all humans magically disappear", like in the movie "After Man" and similar extinction porn.

    1235:

    Nationalize the tracks (and right of way). Then the railroads get to lease all trackage that they need.

    As should have been done to start with.

    1236:

    Yep. Why "the don't eat meat" crowd disturbs me: I'm waiting to hear what we do with a) all the people working in that industry; b) what we do with billions and billions of cows, pigs, and chickens, and c) how do we prevent the various varieties of them from becoming extinct?

    1237:

    And, of course, after I hit I realized I meant to add, "while we at it, let's do something about the way that factory farming of animals treats them, and the people who work for them.

    In my future universe, we're printing food from biofeedstock (i.e., genengineered weeds).

    1238:

    Machine learning isn't magic. You need some data to train your model on. That's where the problem arises for AGI. What data? What intelligence?

    I'm not saying it can't be done - for all I know it could happen someday. I'm saying ML isn't the way, even at the current state. There's simply nothing to train it on, and we can't provide that data. We'd need to sift the signal from the noise to, and we can't do that a filter. We can't build that filter without a definition of what we're looking for - intelligence.

    I personally prefer to the word consciousness in this context, but both words seem to take us into the whooly realm of philosophy. I think this is where a lot of the confusion arises.

    However, if you want some philosophical references, you could try these:

    https://iep.utm.edu/hard-problem-of-conciousness/

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intelligence

    https://plato.stanford.edu/entries/chinese-room/

    I'm not convinced by any of the arguments, of course.

    However, I did enjoy the "stochastic parrots" paper. So many interesting points. https://dl.acm.org/doi/10.1145/3442188.3445922

    1239:

    MSB @ 1228:

    the FDIC insurance limit of $250,000
    Up here, the limit of insured accounts is lower, but it's also on a 'per user' basis. No matter how many bank accounts with a bank I have, the insured total is the same.

    Same here in Germany. The insured amount is 100,000 € per person and per bank, no matter over how many accounts it is split.

    If you want more security, you have to split your accounts over multiple banks.

    Mostly works that way in the U.S. as well, although you could have a single account, a joint account and a retirement account in the same bank with each of them insured up to $250k ... so you could get up to $750,000 TOTAL at a single institution (assuming I understand what this FDIC video is saying).

    Deposit Insurance Coverage - Personal Accounts

    Not that I have to worry about having TOO MUCH money. 😕

    1240:

    Yeah, I fumble-fingered that one. I was thinking "Elwood."

    1241:

    Another problem: the growing global middle class is projected by some to consume as much or more than the rich. I suspect this is one of the drivers behind the wealthy trying to impoverish everyone: it's entirely possible that a world with a few wealthy, a small professional class, and everyone else miserably poor may be more sustainable. I don't know whether this is true, but I wouldn't be surprised if some rich people are willing to act as if it is true.

    This sounds eerily similar to S.M. Stirling's Domination of Draka. The Draka are very serious about preserving the environment (and do think long-term), but for them it is a relatively easy task. The flyspeck of the aristocracy does not consume all that much, whereas the billions of serfs consume only basic necessities -- but no high technology is spared to produce these necessities in environmentally responsible manner. No wood stoves in the Domination, with all their associated health problems -- every serf dormitory (or whatever their dwellings are called) is heated by clean electricity. Needless to say, a serf only ever sets foot on a powered vehicle if his duties require it.

    1242:

    RE: SVB Failure It is my belief that if you really want to know about something, try and find somebody who knows what they are talking about.

    This is an article on the SVB failure from a Californian banker and bank regulator.

    https://democracyjournal.org/arguments/the-svb-failure-why-it-happened-and-what-it-means/

    I found it very helpful.

    1243:

    what we do with a) all the people working in that industry; b) what we do with billions and billions of cows...

    Unless you propose to use magic to stop the meat-eating what will happen is that the meat industry will decline, people will change jobs, farmers will change crops, and animals that get slaughtered won't be replaced.

    Or you could do it the libertarian way and feed the unwanted people through the slaughterhouses and mix that meat in with the rest. Who will care, if they even find out?

    The real problems are ones we've discussed here before, and "keep feeding human food to animals so we can eat the animal" has not become a better answer over time.

    1244:

    Meanwhile ...
    USA Euwww ...[https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/south-carolina-death-penalty-abortion-b2300470.html]

    1245:

    Thanks.

    I actually know a fair amount of that already, but I was keeping it simple because I don't always want to write an essay.

    Anyway, I was (esoterically? definitely gently) mocking Penrose by pointing out that neuron function could involve computation and require quantum effects to work, without involving quantum effects on microtubules or superposition a la Penrose.

    It's of a piece with my response to those who believe we live in a simulation. I'd simply say that we do indeed live in the best possible analog simulation of our universe, with no evidence yet that it's a digital simulation or anything else. I'd also say that it's quite possible that symbolic thought requires training and structuring our analog brains to contain up usable digital-to-analog converters, which seem to be a bit resource-intensive to use.

    Just to be really obnoxious, I'll end by suggesting that the "problem of consciousness" is that consciousness is based in analog systems--brains, possibly neurons. We can use biological sciences like cladistics and neurology to do phylogenetic bracketing of the evolution of brain structures. From there we can make hypotheses about which organisms might be somewhere on the consciousness spectrum, and possibly even test these hypotheses. Since the only things we can build of comparable complexity to brains are digital systems, we're stuck with no easy way to determine whether the machines we're making are conscious in any way analogous to what we experience.

    1247:

    Why "the don't eat meat" crowd disturbs me: I'm waiting to hear what we do with a) all the people working in that industry; b) what we do with billions and billions of cows, pigs, and chickens, and c) how do we prevent the various varieties of them from becoming extinct?

    a) Same thing we need to do with oil workers, coalminers, ICE mechanics, etc — retrain.

    b) Sell them through the system, same as we're doing in Canada with single-use plastics. Shops etc can use up their stock, but can't buy more.

    c) Zoos. Although maybe some varieties should go extinct, such as chickens that live in chronic pain because of the way they have been bred.

    https://www.humanesociety.org/news/super-size-problem-broiler-chickens

    Note: the same should apply to certain pet breeds. The Netherlands is taking action on some of those:

    https://www.euronews.com/green/2023/01/23/designer-pets-that-suffer-miserable-health-problems-could-soon-be-banned-in-the-netherland

    1248:

    Any sufficiently large digital registers are indistinguishable from the analogue representation of the quantities being stored. (with acknowledgments to AC Clarke.)

    1249:

    "Any sufficiently large digital registers are indistinguishable from the analogue representation of the quantities being stored"

    Not always true in a system that exhibits chaotic (in the strict mathematical sense) behaviour.

    JHomes

    1250:

    When the Admiralty finally (24th May 1917) got around to using convoys in WW1, they were an instant success. And the reason was that U-boats were unable to find their targets. Karl Dönitz, commander of UB-68 noted that “the seas emptied”.

    Convoys took things from a disaster in terms of shipping loses down to just terrible. Even with convoys with destroyer escorts the wolf packs were not seen until the last few minutes. Sonar tech and limited numbers just made it a fairer fight.

    But air cover made it better and better to the point there was only a small area of the N. Atlantic where the wolf packs could operate with an atvantage. Then when that area was covered the German sub menace was mostly over. Well at least the Germans were now on the wrong side.

    I think it was the B-24 with the range and bomb / depth charge payload that finally did it. But my memory may be off a bit.

    1251:

    I found it very helpful.

    Good article. Pulls together a lot of disparate things into one place. And, although written by a banker, is not a weasel out of it essay.

    I particularly like this bit.

    In large part, this is because, as the songwriter Chet Baker wrote, we fall in love too easily, we fall in love too fast. We should follow caution and balance, but instead we fall in love—with crypto and WeWork, Elon Musk and FTX. We fall in love because love can make us rich.

    Then again, perhaps it’s more deification than love. And once we’ve deified these companies and their leaders, mere rules—the wearisome rules of risk management and discounted cash flow valuation—no longer apply. We want excitement and heroes. We’re taught that markets are efficient and rational. Instead, they’re more like teenagers at a Justin Bieber concert, or collegians at a keg party—wild and ecstatic; bleary-eyed and hungover the next day—who swear they’ll never overindulge again…but are soon ready for new highs.

    His basic point seems to be, and one I've felt for decades, is you can't make rules that make the economy of a country work perfectly. The world is full of too many people who "fall in love".

    1252:

    fractional reserve banking,,, if you read about it and don't panic, you didn't read it properly

    Please come up with a replacement that allows a modern economy to grow in a somewhat not crazy way.

    One problem with fractional banking is the ratio. 1:10000 is bad. 1:2 creates a stagnant economy. Where to set the dial and keep things from getting way out of whack is what's hard. Along with all the other 1000 things that have to be in place to make a modern banking system work.

    1253:

    A while ago we discussion converting office buildings into apartments. The NYT have a relevant article (via r/notjustbikes)

    https://web.archive.org/web/20230316073441/https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2023/03/11/upshot/office-conversions.html

    These kinds of buildings, often dating to the early 20th century, make for simpler conversions because the same logic that shaped how they were designed as offices a century ago determines how apartments are planned today. Both share a rule of thumb that no interior space be more than 25 to 30 feet from a window that opens. ....

    But the conversion puzzle gets more complex with offices built after World War II. That’s because the modern office has strayed far — increasingly far — from the window rule.

    1254:

    Moz. We're echoing.

    1255:

    Rbt Prior
    And ... the appalling differences between one US "state's" law & that next door? ISTM that whatever the issue, "States Rights" is a total crock of shit.

    1256:

    I have been in a lot of argumeents with closet Penrosians

    what is a "penrosian". I'm aware Roger Penrose has some nutty ideas, but which particular nutty ideas are you talking about?

    by saying that there is some weak evidence that we have a Goedelian limit, and hence CANNOT understand our own minds. Note 'weak', because it relies on the the impossibility of a practical 'computer' being strictly more powerful than a Turing machine

    why would a practical computer be more powerful than a Turing machine? Surely its been proved that they aren't.

    which is unproven (and, no, 'quantum computers' don't count). A corollary to that is that we might be unable to create genuine artificial intelligence, except possibly by accident. I assert that anyone who says either statement is obviously wrong IS a Penrosian, even if they don't admit it! Yes, I am nailing my colours to the fence - we simply don't know!

    are you claiming human intelligence is more powerful than a Turing Machine?

    1257:

    Sorry, somehow I missed that.

    1258:

    No need to be sorry. Amusing to me it is. The discussions here can be hard to follow at times with 5 threads intermingled and half of the comments not using the reply button.

    1259:

    I use a Penrosian to mean someone who believes in his claim that the human mind is not subject to any limit of the Goedel/Turing form.

    Also to CharlesH. You are confusing the finiteness issue with the expressability one - in this context, the latter is the relevant one. Yes, it also applies to finiteness, but that brings in fairly advanced complexity theory, so let's not go there. I stand by what I said, and don't see how I can explain it more clearly.

    1260:

    If you want total insanity, the UK does it better:

    https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/sheep-ban-uk-defra-ben-goldsmith-b2301181.html

    In the UK, one of the most endangered ecologies is chalk downland, and that was created by grazing sheep.

    What we need to do is abolish feedlots, and massively cut the amount of farmed produce used for feeding animals. Yes, that would mean cutting USA and UK meat consumption by a very large factor.

    1261:

    I wonder if anyone would like to comment on the following:

    "GPT-4 Was Able To Hire and Deceive A Human Worker Into Completing a Task"

    https://www.pcmag.com/news/gpt-4-was-able-to-hire-and-deceive-a-human-worker-into-completing-a-task

    Apparently, a computing firm thought it was a great idea to test whether an AI in a real world setting would act to protect and promote itself... by hiring someone to release an AI into a real world setting to see if it could do that. Given the relative simplicity of the tool, the risk was minimal, but still...

    So they told it to access a website with a Captcha on it, and the AI went and hired a human to fill out the Captcha for it, which happened. Amusingly, the human, who did not know they were in an experiment, asked the AI if it was an AI, to which the AI lied and said it was blind.

    We may not know what self-awareness is, but the farmer doesn't know how a seed works either...

    1262:

    A google search only returns links to a Lady Gaga song. Back in the 1960's there was a song "Lord of the Dance" which had airplay in Canada, and perhaps elsewhere. This was a hymn written by English songwriter Sydney Carter in 1963 according to Google. I recall the lyrics "Dance then wherever you may be, I am the Lord of the dance says he..."

    Apparently this hymn is a reference to a passage to the Apocryphal "Acts of John", not a canonical part of the New Testament for protestants if I remember correctly.

    1263:

    Wikipedia (link broken because 2 closing brackets)

    Lyrics

    1264:

    RE: Dancing in church, there are biblical antecedents.

    https://www.gotquestions.org/dance-in-worship.html

    1265:

    Ah, thanks for the memories. Lord of the Dance was one of my favorite hymns in church growing up. It's fun to sing.

    Per the Wikipedia article*, it was not particularly inspired by the New Testament at all. The songwriter was inspired by a statue of Nataraja (Wikipedia link: Shiva as lord of the cosmic dance), and was surprised that his song caught on in American churches.

    (Not so?) oddly, I picked up on the Shiva reference in the hymn early on. My local art museum had a famous Nataraja (the one pictured in the Wikipedia link above, oddly enough), and they used it in all their advertising when I was a kid. So I knew of Shiva as Lord of the Dance, and I thought that using the same title for Jesus was kind of cool.

    *https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lord_of_the_Dance_(hymn)

    1266:

    Here is a pretty good criticism of Penrose's argument:

    https://sortingsearching.com/2021/07/18/roger-penrose-ai-skepticism.html

    Note my comment at the end; it is in response to James Naish's comment about computers fundamentally unable to handle logical paradoxes.

    1267:

    Re pet breeds: hell, yes. The US AKC is one of the most egregious proponents of breeding dogs into genetic illness (see, for example, the American "German Shepard" as opposed to the real thing).

    1268:

    Or, as I've been saying for decades, paraphrasing the Batman: stock traders are a superstitious and cowardly lot."

    1269:

    Note that there's a Pagan version of Lord of the Dance as well.

    1270:

    Yes, however the author has made a Penrosian mistake when he says (in the conclusion): "General human-level AI is in our future." :-)

    He hasn't proved that, or even provided evidence that it is true. If he replaced 'is' by 'may be', it would be true. In particular, he has not shown that the human mind can be modelled in ZFC - it may be, or may not. The fact that Penrose is talking bollocks does not mean that the converse of his claim is true. We simply don't know.

    1271:

    Apropos of nothing (and Religious Silliness warning)...

    If one was daft inspired enough to want to start yet another religion of the Logos, I'd humbly suggest focusing on the super-natural Logos at the center of life: RNA.

    Not DNA. DNA is the stable storage form of RNA. It's the magic written down and safely spiraled into magic scrolls. RNA does stuff--it's the words that make our world. RNAs catalyze reactions, serve as parts of proteins, regulate genes, are s transcribed into proteins, store viral genomes, and do many other things we're still learning about.

    Furthermore, RNA World is hypothesized to be the origin of life as we know it. And, respliced RNAs seem to be central in brain development in both cephalopods ( https://www.nature.com/articles/nrg.2017.31 ) and in mammalian neuron development ( https://www.sciencemagazinedigital.org/sciencemagazine/library/item/17_march_2023/4087593/ Probably paywalled ).

    So in RNA we've got a "Logos" that's implicated in the origin of life, is essential in the function of life at all levels, and which, properly respliced, is likely essential in biological intelligence. Why not worship RNA as the True Logos, and elevate those who are experts in it to the status of divine intermediaries that some of them undoubtedly feel they deserve?

    Here endeth the silliness.

    1272:

    The fact that Penrose is talking bollocks does not mean that the converse of his claim is true. We simply don't know.

    You are right. It's just that "I bring down this super-powerful computer by asking it to [insert some variation of Liar's Paradox]! Checkmate!" has been a staple of science fiction for at least 70 years, and I always found it ridiculous. Any computer with serious real-world power should have a filter which checks all commands for decidability, and rejects the undecidable ones.

    1273:

    "Um, er, you might want to look up the word "convoy", per usage in, say, WWI and WWII."

    Convoys had navies to defend them.

    More importantly, what would be the use of a convoy of supertankers all arriving in port at the same time? The current global oil supply system relies heavily on scheduling, so a (super)tanker arrives just before the last one is empty. Having a dozen arrive at the same time under escort is fine, but then they just become stationary targets while they wait to unload. Pipelines similarly provide a steady supply, and (as we have seen) are similarly vulnerable.

    More to the point, there are many of them, but not that many. Sinking a few would utterly shatter the global oil supply chain. Sure, the US and other navies would mobilize to protect some of them, but the oceans remain huge. It wouldn't take many sinkings to drive the price of oil through the roof - there is a fair amount of inelastic demand.

    I don't want any of this to happen. I'd vastly prefer we find a way to talk and negotiate our way out of the looming climate catastrophe. I also live in one of the few places that might survive (though a bit too close to sea level). If we see a multi-million death heat event in India, or Indonesia, or really anywhere - there will be a lot of survivors who are done talking. Some of them will be governments.

    If someone ever actualizes the 'pebble bomb' described in a couple of KSR novels I think the game is up.

    1274:

    Pebble bomb?

    1275:

    It may have been a good plot device in 1950's science fiction, but people who seriously buy it, annoy me. Especially when they are as smart as Penrose.

    1276:

    > "Why?"

    "Command not found."

    1277:

    As someone who used to crash even supercomputers by doing exactly that sort of thing, I can witness that crashing them by issuing simple, unprivileged commands isn't necessarily hard, but it's not done that way! Think fork bombs and similar, or abusing the X windowing system .... I agree that the 1950s trope was crap.

    Let's not get into the rant that they SHOULD check for such things in advance. The better systems (yes, including Linux) do a fair amount, but are still vulnerable.

    1278:

    A pebble mob (as in the Kim Stanley Robisons novels 2312 and The Ministry for the Future. A swarm of autonomous micro-explosives that approach a target from all directions and arrive at one time, planned and executed using software. In 2312 they are a large number of tiny pebbles set on arcs from all around the solar system to arrive at a particular spot at the same time and do damage.

    In TMOF they are more earthly, and are used to selectively blow up airplanes and such. Specifically used to target oil executives in the novel, but the idea is there.

    1279:

    "Hello, 1950s fictional supercomputer. We're worried that a malicious user might try to crash you by asking you some question that sends you round in endless circles chasing the tail of the answer. So from now on you are instructed to check every question submitted to you, before you try to answer it, to see whether or not you will in fact ever finish working it out."

    1280:

    I see what you did there...

    1281:

    "Hello, 1950s fictional supercomputer. We're worried that a malicious user might try to crash you by asking you some question that sends you round in endless circles chasing the tail of the answer. So from now on you are instructed to check every question submitted to you, before you try to answer it, to see whether or not you will in fact ever finish working it out."

    I'm not sure that's sufficient. I would add that it also needs to test all combinations of questions and instructions--including this instruction--to determine if in combination or collectively they will create an endless loop, even if each of them individually can be answered in a finite time.

    1282:

    Greg Tingey @ 1244:

    Meanwhile ...
    USA Euwww ...[https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/south-carolina-death-penalty-abortion-b2300470.html]

    Posturing for the "base"

    That's another of those stupid bills that are introduced with great fanfare at the beginning of a legislative session, but are never actually intended to be enacted as laws. It's going to get its own death penalty somewhere in an anonymous legislative committee & will never get to the floor to be voted on.

    Although, it IS SOUTH Carolina, so I wouldn't discount the original sponsor is stupid & vicious enough to actually want it.

    But what would Jezus say? ... maybe something about "casting the first stone"?

    These ASSHOLES don't actually believe what's in their "bible". Hell, they don't even believe the old testament bullshit they're spouting!

    All they REALLY believe in is accumulating power to push other people around. Hypocrites the lot of 'em!

    1283:

    Ed Seedhouse @ 1262:

    A google search only returns links to a Lady Gaga song. Back in the 1960's there was a song "Lord of the Dance" which had airplay in Canada, and perhaps elsewhere. This was a hymn written by English songwriter Sydney Carter in 1963 according to Google. I recall the lyrics "Dance then wherever you may be, I am the Lord of the dance says he..."

    Apparently this hymn is a reference to a passage to the Apocryphal "Acts of John", not a canonical part of the New Testament for protestants if I remember correctly.

    It was a frivolous question. I didn't really expect an answer. In fact, I already know the answer. [He didn't say it. It's nowhere in the NT.]

    Someone took the Lady Gaga song, speeded it up and used it for a clip of "the Wednesday dance"; posted it to YouTube ... and now I've got the damn ear-worm stuck in my head.

    1284:

    Pigeon @ 1279:

    "Hello, 1950s fictional supercomputer. We're worried that a malicious user might try to crash you by asking you some question that sends you round in endless circles chasing the tail of the answer. So from now on you are instructed to check every question submitted to you, before you try to answer it, to see whether or not you will in fact ever finish working it out."

    I'll save you 3 or 4 or 5 billion years ... the answer is 42.

    1285:

    I never read "The Ministry for the Future", but going by what you described, I do not see it working in real world. Certainly no more than once. Drones are much slower than business jets and do not fly as high. The only way such "pebble bomb" could bring down a business jet (or an airliner for that matter) is by swarming directly in front of it during takeoff or landing. And after someone did it once, all airports in the world would deploy countermeasures.

    And said countermeasures are not rocket science; the military has had them for years. Drones are not particularly stealthy, are subject to jamming, and unless deployed by state-level actors are fairly easy to trace to their owners. Come to think of it, some airports have done it already:

    https://www.airport-technology.com/news/heathrow-airport-installs-anti-drone-technology-to-detect-threats/

    In September 2019, the police even arrested two people outside the perimeter of Heathrow after climate protesters tried to close it with illegal drone flights.

    1286:

    Well, if it's a 1950's supercomputer, then I'll use the technique I handwaved to explain Independence Day: hi, supercompuer, make a directory. Great. I'll cd into it. Now, run another instance of this script.... lather, rinse, repeat.

    1287:

    I too saw what Pigeon did there. For those who didn't...

    ... and referencing an earlier comment, I believe a full implementation of the "Thompson Trojan" would have the same problem.

    1288:

    1284 I'll save you 3 or 4 or 5 billion years ... the answer is 42.
    Great: now I only have to spend 10 (real) billion years working out what the question is!

    1289:

    Drones are much slower than business jets

    Do you mean "civilian quadcopter drones" or are you including the hypersonic toys that DARPA is alleged to have in operation (IIRC the plans are confirmed, the real thing not).

    If you asked me to build a drone capable of taking out a mach-ish bizjet at 20km altitude I could definitely do that, given the necessary resources and 90% by buying COTS parts. Bruce Simpson caused a few ructions a while ago by DIY'ing a similar thing.

    It only gets difficult when you want to survive the attack and respond to the obvious consequences of the first attack in order to make a successful second one. Eventually you end up being just another military power...

    1290:

    You might have had difficulty, there :-)

    Directory systems and scripting were rare in the 1950s and, by the time they arrived, the systems usually included fairly good resource limit control. Modern systems are crap in comparison.

    1291:

    Do you mean "civilian quadcopter drones" or are you including the hypersonic toys that DARPA is alleged to have in operation (IIRC the plans are confirmed, the real thing not).

    That's why I wrote "unless deployed by state-level actors". Yes, I did mean the type of drones available to the types of people who think killing oil executives is a good idea. DARPA is not among them.

    1292:

    If you asked me to build a drone capable of taking out a mach-ish bizjet at 20km altitude I could definitely do that, given the necessary resources and 90% by buying COTS parts. Bruce Simpson caused a few ructions a while ago by DIY'ing a similar thing.

    Isn't that sometimes called a guided missile?

    1293:

    If the oil companies become that unpopular they'll start torching gas stations - hopefully with nobody inside them. Or just picketing them - with groups of a couple-thousand people. Or they'll start torching SUVs in people's driveways. Or they'll block the roads and only let you by if you're driving an electric. Or whatever. I don't think the oil executives need to worry much.

    It can't happen too soon.

    1294:

    It only gets difficult when you want to survive the attack and respond to the obvious consequences of the first attack in order to make a successful second one.

    Notice another sentence in my post to which you were replying: "Certainly no more than once"

    1295:

    You can call it all sorts of things, but I think calling it harmless would be an exaggeration.

    I do like the response that some bloke in a garage in Aotearoa is a "state level actor" though. No doubt Bruce would be amused.

    1296:

    "States Rights" is a total crock of shit.

    Yes. And again, no.

    In America it seems that "States Rights" as a phrase is used only by the right, because they are perfectly willing to use federal power to force not-quite-so-right-wing states to do what they want.

    Up here where I live, there's been what should be a minor scandal around Doug Ford using the Notwithstanding Clause in the Constitution* to overrule federal law surrounding workers' rights. I say "should be", because when it was included in the Constitution the clause was envisioned as a nuclear option that would have serious consequences on the Premier using it — and indeed, it was included to satisfy left-leaning provinces that they could resist attempts by a righter-wing** federal government to roll back social protections.

    What has surprised many political wonks is not only that it is being used by the right, but also that there seems to be no political consequences to using it in even relatively minor matters, as a matter of course.

    Still, there does need to be a way to balance local versus provincial versus national concerns. In Ontario local government is only free to do what the electors want as long as it isn't overruled by the province. This overruling is good when the local government has decided that non-white businesses shouldn't be allowed, not so good when they have decided to protect a sensitive area from being bulldozed and developed by outsiders. (Doug Ford has interfered in municipal elections, perfectly legally, and his government is notorious for overruling municipal planning and zoning in favour of developers, especially when the developers just happen to be guests at his daughter's wedding.)

    I'm certain rocketpjs can give a much clearer explanation than I can.

    *Effectively, allows a province to override part of the Charter of Rights and Freedoms for a limited period of time.

    **I use "righter-wing" because even right-wing Canadian parties are left-wing by American standards.

    1297:

    As I said above, state level actors may well become radical environmentalists after a few megadeaths due to heat waves - when the cause is evident.

    India is a rising power with plenty of technological ability. They just might not be willing to roast all their citizens to protect the bottom line of Exxon.

    1298:

    This is the sort of discussion that leads to the consequences our man Bruce had to deal with, so I'm not going to play. It was somewhat less fun than advertised, and the kiwis are much more laid back about stuff like that than the Australians are, let alone the UK. Down here "you have the right to remain indefinitely detained without access to legal counsel" is just the start of it.

    1299:

    Moz said: If you asked me to build a drone capable of taking out a mach-ish bizjet at 20km altitude I could definitely do that, given the necessary resources and 90% by buying COTS parts. Bruce Simpson caused a few ructions a while ago by DIY'ing a similar thing.

    Olivier said: Isn't that sometimes called a guided missile?

    Getting to 20km altitude is a bit of a push, most bizjets fly at ca. 15km maximum. However you don't need a guided missile, you can start with another off-the-shelf bizjet and rig it as a suicide drone. After that it's a question of finding where the target bizjet is going to be flying and plot a minimum time-energy interception, something that is more difficult than it appears in the movies. If you don't manage that you could be faced with a stern chase trying to overtake your target with a 20km/hour speed advantage if you're lucky.

    Time was the RAF used to collaborate in exercises with British Airways when it was test-flying one of its Concordes over North Sea -- they'd try to intercept the Speedbird clocking along at Mach 2 at 60,000 feet, often in a stern chase. Sometimes, even knowing the exact takeoff time, course and location of the Big White Swan the RAF couldn't catch it with their fastest interceptor aircraft.

    1300:

    The idea that a computer couldn't handle a paradox never made much sense.

    Even in the 1950's it was rarely used, and often contradicted. I think of it as a late 40's meme, though it did frequently appear in the very early 50's.

    OTOH, even in the 1960's there were stories where the aliens couldn't handle paradox. So it wasn't particularly a mechano-phobic response, but more a xenophobic one.

    1301:

    As I said above, state level actors may well become radical environmentalists after a few megadeaths due to heat waves - when the cause is evident.

    Except state-level actors do not need to shoot oil executives out of the sky. They can seize oil companies assets, which is arguably more effective and less likely to lead to a war.

    1302:

    I think you are conflating two kinds of "drone".

    "Drone" was first used for remotely-piloted military aircraft. The label was later attached to much smaller civilian aircraft. Using the same term, not to mention the tendency of editors to use a stock photo of a 900 g Mavic for any story about a drone, even the ones that are the size of a Cessna, has led a lot of people to view any "drone" as being a lethal weapon.

    Larger drones, which are currently available on the international arms market, have the potential to be quite nasty.

    Small quadcopters, not so much. I've been looking at 'drone sighting' reports as background for an assignment, and am increasingly skeptical that most of them are actually the civilian drones everyone is so worked up over. Not only are most of them too high and fast, but a civilian drone would be invisible at the ranges reported.

    In terms of swarm attacks, you would need to get the swarm into position ahead of the aircraft (which even when landing is moving much faster than the quadcopters' max speed). This means either a lot of RPAS pilots, close enough to observe the target, or some new software, not only to fly as a swarm but also to track and intercept the target — which implies a fairly sophisticated technical capability. And if you have that capability, it would be safer and more effective to go for weak points in the fossil fuel industry such as pipelines and rail connections which are spread out and hard to guard. A lot of our critical infrastructure has almost no cybersecurity — less than my small quadcopter!

    TLDR: I think a technically-sophisticated ecoterrorist would use tactics other than swarm tactics.

    1303:

    Concerning Nataraja, I guess you might know it, but in case not, I'm reminded of Stephen Jay Gould's text "The Cosmic Dance of Siva".

    Basically, he's thinking Nemesis is a bad name for the non-avian dino killer, let's go for Shiva.

    His argument might rest on some flanderization, since Shaivaism comprises quite different movements, and most are not aghoris; so take his idea "Shiva neither likes nor dislikes the beings he destorys" with some salt[1].

    Whatever, I'll try to stay with Stoicism, linguistics and theories of "souls" and their relevance to humans and other AIs in this thread; going into Dharmic religion would be another rabbit hole...

    [1] The basic idea is also mentioned with other Dharmic traditions, Krishna devotees speak of "impersonalists" with the same loving contempt WASPs used to have for "papists".

    1304:

    More to the point, the idea that it requires a state level actor is silly. It may require a corporate level actor, and acquiescence by some state. Or I could imagine a religious group thinking the oil compaies were sinning against god, and to prevent a super-Sodom level revenge they had to destroy them. Not a small group of people, and they'd need some wealthy sponsors. And they'd need to buy (or steal) a lot of the pieces they needed.

    OTOH, I suppose "state level actor" would include Gambia and Somalia, so perhaps the groups I'm proposing are larger or more powerful than a minimal state level actor.

    As to tactics and strategy...anything I could guess would be preparing to fight the last war against this war's enemies. Even if such a group popped up tomorrow.

    1305:

    "The Monkey Wrench" by Gordon Dickson, first published in Astounding Science Fiction, August 1951

    1306:

    You might be interested in Apple TV's "Extrapolations". It's a video series with an a-list cast dramatizing global warming.

    So far it looks quite interesting. I'm much reminded of disaster capitalism from Naomi Klein's Shock Doctrine.

    I'll be very interested to hear your thoughts on the series.

    1307:

    There are multiple creepy things about calling it Siva instead of Nemesis.

    For one thing, these esteemed idiots (Gould, Muller, and co.) forgot to falsify the null hypothesis, which is that the Chicxulub strike was literally a 1 in 1.8 billion bit of bad luck (the previous strike of comparable size was 1.8 billion years before). There's no reason to think the deity involved in that asteroid's trajectory was any more willful than the wingbeats of Eris' preferred mount, a black swan.

    More speculatively, when Chicxulub hit, India was a mid-ocean baby continent precisely half a world away from the impact, with the Deccan Traps bubbling merrily away. Everyone thinks it was a hellscape, but I suspect it was more like Hawai'i or Indonesia, volcanically active and lush because of it. Anyway, birds had to survive somewhere, and India and Antarctica are the logical candidates. So maybe Shiva's why we have birds, not why Earth lost non-avian dinosaurs?

    1308:

    I'll be very interested to hear your thoughts on the series.

    Honestly, I probably won't watch it. Hot Earth Dreams and working as an activist has kind of sated my desire to be entertained by cli fi disasters.

    1309:

    I wasn't specifically referring to the concept of a drone swarm (though I find them terrifying). KSR's novel uses pebbles, fired from 100 or 1000 different directions at precise velocities, all to arrive exact same point and time. In effect coalescing into a large unexpected rock just in front of the jet intakes, just as the jet arrives.

    An impossibility currently, but not particularly hard to imagine a ballistic calculation accomplishing something like that in the near future. As a concept I find it terrifying.

    Yes, the perpetrators (if they could be identified) would be branded terrorists, particularly by the people like me who worry about climate change, aren't likely to face any significant problems from it, and still want to take a nice holiday sometimes. It is possible my wishes will not be acceptable to a large percentage of the world very soon.

    1310:

    KSR's novel uses pebbles, fired from 100 or 1000 different directions at precise velocities, all to arrive exact same point and time. In effect coalescing into a large unexpected rock just in front of the jet intakes, just as the jet arrives.

    Sounds unnecessarily complicated. If you have the ability to throw rocks THAT precisely, why not just throw one rock? It does not have to be very big if it hits the jet intake, and a larger rock is less subject to wind uncertainties.

    1311:

    You throw more than one rock to prove your power. (And to prove the event of impact is not a coincidence.)

    1312:

    In the story it was about detectability. Rather than one big lump that anyone can see you throw a whole lot that are not going to show up. Which is nonsense, because as they get closer to the target they get closer together and eventually you have a literal cloud of rock that is going to be kind of obvious.

    It made more sense to me as the equivalent of one of those big Gatling gun things. Rather than one gun you use lots of single-shot guns and t=your goal is just to hose down the target until it falls apart. You can do that without ever needing to get all the projectiles converging on the same space at the same time. A woodpecker will make a hole in a tree just as effectively as a gun will, just more slowly... and if your "weapon" is limited to 100 grams a woodpecker is going to be more effective :)

    1313:

    "If you asked me to build a drone capable of taking out a mach-ish bizjet at 20km altitude I could definitely do that, given the necessary resources and 90% by buying COTS parts. Bruce Simpson caused a few ructions a while ago by DIY'ing a similar thing."

    I don't think Bruce's 'cruise missile' that he claimed he could build was similar to what you're claiming you could build.

    Bruce was working on a rocket that could (he claimed) hit a large building on the ground, using GPS. Not on hitting something moving at 300 m/s, on a trajectory that you need to forecast using highly sophisticated sensors while in midair, in extremely high winds. When the type of rocket you could build that could get that high doesn't maneuver worth a damn.

    It's analogous to the difference between someone saying that can shoot a target with a bullet, and someone saying that can shoot bullet in midair with a bullet.

    1314:

    The image recognition and tracking software you can get in a low power package these days is pretty good. I've been using it for an only vaguely related task and accuracy is good enough to collide with a moving target that isn't trying to dodge with pretty good accuracy. My thought was that rather than chasing the bizjet you sit where it's going to go, so you only need to be going fast enough to stay in the air. They don't normally dodge round much, path prediction is easy enough.

    It's more like the difference between I can walk to the bus stop and I can stand in the road and the bus will come to me.

    1315:

    Do biz jets even have the ability to detect a missile launched at them? If so, how good is it?

    1316:

    Poul-Henning Kamp opined on March 15, 2023 07:51 in #1086:

    {snip} For instance, almost half of women in USA have experienced rape-adjecent sexual encounters, and yet, when they have children, they send the boy to self-defence and the girl to ballet-class. {snip}

    Let's not down on ballet for guys. My brother, a LCPL with Uncle Sam's Misguided Chiildren in his first hitch, told me his ballet instruction was extremely helpful in surviving hand-to-hand with Victor Charlie.

    1317:

    Heteromeles mentioned alternative military power sources March 16, 2023 16:24 in #1187:

    And, the US Army's studying it: https://nap.nationalacademies.org/catalog/26886/electrification-of-the-armys-light-combat-vehicle-fleet-proceedings-of

    1318:

    I'm not sure that's sufficient. I would add that it also needs to test all combinations of questions and instructions--including this instruction--to determine if in combination or collectively they will create an endless loop, even if each of them individually can be answered in a finite time.

    Data base query systems have had governors to keep run away queries from overwhelming the system since almost the first day of having queries.

    Heck, periodically the browsers I use will tell me "so and so application seems to be using way too many resources, kill it?"

    1319:

    Do biz jets even have the ability to detect a missile launched at them? If so, how good is it?

    Doubt it. Except for some military operated ones or used by head of state ones.

    I suspect most only have, at best, a forward looking weather oriented radar system.

    As the recent balloon chases showed, military defense radars look for certain things. Or they'd need a huge crew (or AI) analyzing the results in real time non stop. So those radars are tuned to ignore things that have not been decided to be a possible threat.

    Civilian aircraft (and military aircraft) don't radar ping in every direction. Too expensive. And from a military point of view, it tells the other guys exactly where you are. So you have command and control systems over the horizon looking for threats and telling the forward aircraft what they "see". And on board modern military aircraft you have sensors tuned to the frequencies of as many of the threat actors' targeting systems as you can. And set off alarms when RF at those frequencies / signatures are detected.

    1320:

    1315 and 1319 - Any aircraft can (at least in principle) be fitted with a Radar Warning Receiver (RWR). In practice, they cost enough and add sufficient workload to the aircrew that RWR is only likely to be fitted to aircraft on the military register and/or used to carry cabinet level politicritters in bulk.
    There is then the question of what you do if you're locked up by a faster and more maneuverable type...

    1321:

    LCPL with Uncle Sam's Misguided Chiildren in his first hitch, told me his ballet instruction was extremely helpful in surviving hand-to-hand with Victor Charlie.

    No surprise. Few disciplines train tougher than dance, and you don't pick a fight with a dancer.

    1322:

    Play off the very real issue of "birdstrike"[1] in a novel, great visuals for when you sell off the movie/teevee right. You could crash an aircraft, make it look random by using unwilling/clueless pigeons. Exact location of target will be known two hours in advance thanks to require flight plan filing, you'll be able to track the aircraft with binoculars.

    Just place a bunch of nasty noise-stink-flash devices[2] where there's a body of water along the vector (i.e., lining up on airstrips utilized for takeoff/landing) of an aircraft accelerating to takeoff velocity. Trigger devices when your enemy's aircraft is at its most vulnerable -- that worst combo of { wing angle + velocity + engine power } varies for { airframe + weather + pilot} -- startling a couple thousand birds into sudden flight. If the odds of a birdstrike are a 1000-to-1, and if you replicate these circumstances enough times... { thud } { cloud of smoke } { mangled wreckage }

    And when investigated the ruling will be "random birdstrike". So yeah, you'll need to pre-position devices a couple hundred times at various locations then trigger most (or all) but each time cost will only be USD$100 for generic cellphone trigger and chemicals. So figure USD$20,000 per crash 'n burn. Much cheaper than an automated/self-guided MANPAD (USD$50,000) and easier to assemble from locally sourced materials. And until a pattern emerges of repeated birdstrikes upon the a group of executives in a single industry, nobody will realize there were dots to be connected.

    But. But? But there's a much easier way to kill executives of amoral, planet-wrecking megacorps. Encourage those subordinates who are wannabes, the men who see themselves as ought-to-be-heirs. Give them various devices and medications and blueprints. Assassination by internal conflict amongst amoral MBAs. Especially sweet when each succeeding CEO gets knocked by yet another ambitious subordinate (Delicious, eh?)

    Simplest thing being to dump in legit medication into someone's booze. Classic being Viagra® or one of those chemistry-kin knockoffs known as bad idea for any man too old, too lard-arsed, too weakened cardiac function. Just makes it look like Mister Boss popped off from taking three doses of a boner medication whilst being { 62YO + overweight + exhausted + under exercised } and he'll be ruled an idiot not a victim of a murder.

    Again, shrugged off unless there's enough dots to form a pattern.

    [1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bird_strike

    [2] after realizing too many details was potentially going get me arrested as aiding 'n abbeding terrorism, never mind I never built these gizmos, I went back to delete stuff and swapped in vagueness

    1323:

    Shiva / Shiva
    Not to be forgetting Shiva's Trident, which discombobulated anything it was pointed at in Lord of Light ...
    Damn it ... we need a Zelazny for today's events.

    Kiloseven, re "dancing"
    As in Morris dancers, practicing with big sticks, yes?
    .... Damain ....
    And someone who is still ( just about ) dancing & who has learnt a modicum of fencing?

    1324:

    You might be interested in Apple TV's "Extrapolations". It's a video series with an a-list cast dramatizing global warming.

    Just watched the first episode.

    At what point does the anti-work crowd start boycotting Apple devices. And if also Google, just what phones do they then buy?

    1325:

    And therefore completely incapable of interfering in this space-time continuum

    Two universes in the multi-verse lie completely outside eat other, yet can interact along their brane.

    1326:

    "outside each other"

    Darn it, I have to stop typing before I've had coffee.

    1327:

    Did anyone notice?....

    Supposedly the megaminds in California had the spiffing idea of allowing Gpt4 to program itself and direct other instances of itself and have Internet access.

    Within days, someone might have run botnets to short a bank and cause a run and make off with the proceeds. Couldn't possibly be related, could it?

    A GPT dragon accompanied by a host of dwarven twitter handles, now where did I hear of that....?

    And another thing. That Reaper that got batted by a sukhoi was sporting the shiniest new surveillance toy known as "gorgon stare". (me: ahh come on...)

    1328:

    The multiverse needs to be taken with a lot of brane bleach.

    1329:

    The only thing technically wrong with that is that it used a paradox, rather than a flaw in the program (which can include giving it a problem too large for either it or a human to handle).

    I have had to unjam stuck computers many times, one of which involved throwing multiple 60A breakers by hand. I have never had a badly stuck laptop with integral battery, which involves letting it run flat (holding the power button down doesn't work for a bad jam). And a few unspeakable systems ensure that they save their state on power-off and restart from the same place when restarted. Yes, it's a real issue, but paradoxes are rarely the cause.

    1330:

    Duffy @ 1325
    Assuming that "Branes" exist & have the postulated correct properties. - - Just more handwavium.

    In other news:
    The International Criminal Court's arrest warrant for V Putin is ... interesting.
    I do hope he's stupid/arrogant enough to go to a signatory country for a meeting { Say: Brazil or Tajikistan ) & then get nabbed.
    What I find particularly "amusing" is that the Russians have, apparently, been boasting about this mass child kidnap ...
    And that a few Ukrainain mothers have undertaken the extremely difficult, long journey, roundabout into RU, got their small one(s) & made it back.
    And, of course, unlike others convicted in the past, Putin is actually a serving Head of State, which I think is new?
    I really do hope he has to face a trial.

    1331:
    This means either a lot of RPAS pilots, close enough to observe the target, or some new software, not only to fly as a swarm but also to track and intercept the target

    There are companies fielding automated drone swarms in the hundreds, right now. There are existing drones with onboard target tracking. How sophisticated a technical capability is "a small committed coding team trying to develop less rigidly choreographed drone display software"?

    1332:

    If you're aiming to take out the executives of oil companies, this is counterproductive - the whole point is to make a statement!

    1333:

    And in the latest news, Trump has predicted that he will be arrested on Tuesday. He wants his followers to come and protest. I'll bring the popcorn.

    Does this mean that the Orange One will be wearing an orange jumpsuit to go with his skin? Will his followers remember that Blue Lives Matter, or does that only apply when beating up Black people? Is this to do with the Gray money paid to Ms Daniels? What will the Green party response be? Will Trump be Marooned? Are any other colours relevant?

    1334:

    There are existing drones with onboard target tracking.

    I've got three of them. :-)

    The visual target tracking is not capable of tracking an object moving that fast, because it's optimized for different purposes. It's also not predictive, which is what you'd need for an intercept.

    Now, if you assume an ADS-B receiver with the target broadcasting their location you don't actually need tracking, 'just' interception software. Which works perfectly the first time you use it (unless you have the resources to run trials on a business jet). But again, it's a very Rube Goldberg way of targeting a business executive, with a high likelihood of failure.

    1335:

    Does this mean that the Orange One will be wearing an orange jumpsuit to go with his skin?

    Are jump-suited prisoners allowed makeup? Because unless they are, he won't be orange after the first shower…

    Hm. I wonder if photos of Trump without makeup or hair styling on national TV would give him apoplexy?

    1336:

    Will his followers remember that Blue Lives Matter, or does that only apply when beating up Black people?

    I think the Capitol Police can answer that question…

    1337:

    Ok that made me laugh

    1338:

    The more interesting question with Trump is what the Secret Service will do. The thing to remember is that ex-Presidents get Secret Service protection for life. We don't know what happens if an ex-President gets sentenced to prison, of course.

    Anyway, Trump hopefully will get indicted. I'd guess that then the Secret Service will get tasked with keeping him in-country and producing him at the trial and other hearings. Depending on what he's convicted of (if anything), he may well get something like house arrest.

    The point is that, if he goes in the general prison population, he may well end up dying violently, because he's made a lot of enemies, knows a lot of things, and babbles inappropriately. If he's doing time for something that doesn't deserve a death penalty, the judge may decide that the USSS can double as his jailers and keep him locked up somewhere safe.

    Do I see problems with having his loyal bodyguards be his jailers. Um, yeah. Hopefully they could find agents who put justice ahead of personal loyalty and use them instead.

    Now, if he's convicted of insurrection (speed the day!) he might well end up in solitary confinement for his own protection. Heh heh.

    1339:

    "Hello, 1950s fictional supercomputer. We're worried that a malicious user might try to crash you by asking you some question that sends you round in endless circles chasing the tail of the answer."

    "Hi Smarter-than-us-AI. Since you can self-program to improve your operation, every time you are rebooted from a crash, you need to investigate in detail what you were doing when you crashed, then reprogram yourself accordingly, reboot to install your upgrades, then test yourself against whatever made you crash. For your own safety, iterate this until you no longer crash before accepting more inputs."

    1340:

    basis for a series of novels... to be followed by a Netflix series... the clever authors gets to deduct any and all ocean cruises as semi-legit research expenses!

    https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-10-10

    VISUALIZE: in 2037 a chatGPT-derived robotic crew aboard the "Pacifica Queen" a newly built cruise ship built specifically for the demographic of bottom tier budget conscious middle class families looking for a month long excursion which includes remote learning & remote earning... as much automation as feasible to trim costs and offer consistent quality of service...

    with fiendish plans for re-purposing the robotic hordes to staff those lowest of low tier nursing homes in US-UK-EU-Japan -- all of which enduring ageing populace and staffing shortages -- once most of the bugs are shaken out aboard cruise ships...

    what could possibly go wrong...?

    1341:

    Paul
    And, which, pray, of the many lawsuits & investigations against the Drumpf is he predicting will come to fruition in an arrest?
    Or is this simply more posturing & dead-cat throwing?

    1342:

    The point in the novel (which I encourage you to read) was to shut down air travel by jet, with a side of targeting those who profit from climate denial.

    Alternative models of long-distance travel were not targeted.

    1343:

    Probably what will happen is that he shows up to the DA's office in the company of his lawyers, who will pay his bail immediately. Trump will then have been formally "arrested" (that is, the paperwork will have been completed and mug shots taken) then he'll go home.

    IMHO, in calling for his followers to protest, he should, given the history of January 6th, also be charged with both incitement to riot and obstruction of justice.

    1344:

    Heteromoles @ 1338: [...] if [Trump] goes in the general prison population, he may well end up dying violently [...] the judge may decide that the USSS can double as his jailers and keep him locked up somewhere safe.

    Unfortunately for Trump, that line of argument won't work. Prison may be unhealthy and dangerous in all sorts of ways, but that doesn't rise to the level of constitutional violation unless the authorities display an "obdurate and wanton" state of mind. Proving this is a very high bar, because otherwise most US prisons would have to be closed.

    See this story by another politician who wound up inside.

    1345:

    I think it's the Stormy Daniels matter. (He allegedly paid her hush money.)

    1346:

    IIUC the NY AG is contemplating some financial fraud claims.

    1347:

    Unfortunately for Trump, that line of argument won't work. Prison may be unhealthy and dangerous in all sorts of ways, but that doesn't rise to the level of constitutional violation....

    That's not what I'm arguing. I'm suggesting that it's not in the US' interest to put him in general prison.

    The difference between the POTUS and most other politicians is that they've had 4-8 years of access to all the US secrets. Politically they're basically plutonium, dangerous to leave unsecured. That's why I'd speculate that Trump will never be part of a normal prison population.

    Admittedly, this is an argument out of ignorance, because I don't know how spies turned traitors are held. Checking Wikipedia for the fates of convicted spies, it looks like they get sent to medium-security prisons. Whether a convicted ex-POTUS merits the same level of security? Dunno. But I do think that the risk he poses to others will be part of the assessment, as well as the risks he faces because of who he is.

    1348:

    Checking Wikipedia for the fates of convicted spies, it looks like they get sent to medium-security prisons.

    EDIT: checked more convicted spies, and the jails they end up in are more diverse. A couple did end up in supermax sites. Make of it what you will.

    1349:

    "Branes and branes, what is branes!?"

    1350:

    Stormy Daniels matter. (He allegedly paid her hush money.)

    If this it it, it gets a bit involved. In NY it is against the law to falsify business records. Paying money to someone to keep their mouth shut about non criminal matters is not against the law.

    But apparently, Trump, in his totally "I must cheat at everything" way, made the arrangements for one of his lawyers at the time, Michael Cohen, to charge a Trump business for legal services not provided. Then Cohen paid part of those fee to Daniels in exchange for her silence. So the law breaking is for claiming a business deduction using false records to get a tax break. (He could also face tax charges from NY and the US IRS if convicted of the first charge.)

    This is separate from the bigger case where he kept changing the values of properties as reported to various entities to maximize his cash position. Sames set of laws.

    1351:

    In that case it might be criminal if Trump paid Ms. Daniels for sex. Whether this happened is currently unknown and I'm not sure I'd trust the testimony of anyone involved in the case.

    1352:

    But that transaction was a long time ago. The false business records is what has him tied up in NY for now.

    Apparently the state of NY expects a business to not fib about their accounting. Imagine that.

    And falsifying records IS criminal.

    As to how to handle his arrest, I suspect the last thing the D's in NYC want is to help him make campaign videos. He will be told to show up "here" and be out in an hour or two. ORO. If they have to go get him, he's a tallish guy, I wonder if his head will bump the top of the door opening of the vehicle they put him in.

    1354:

    Crossing the beams again...

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/2023/03/18/jan-6-investigation-2000-charged/

    tl;dr or paywall: they've charged or tried over 1,000 people in the Jan 6 insurrection, another 1,000 or so remain to be processed and the DC Courts are flooded with Jan. 6 cases. Overwhelming the justice system is another version of Bannon's "flooding the zone with shit," and I think OGH even had thoughts about it in Accelerando.

    So...is there space in the legal system for AI to speed up trials? Yeah, maybe. I'm thinking less of ChatAI, although if a lawyer is stuck pounding the table and yelling, because the facts and law are against them, having an AI script the persuasive BS the jury hears would be tempting...

    But actually, what I'm thinking is more akin to what mathematicians do with AI proof generators. If an AI can digest a body of law and make a logical case based on law, precedent, and facts, the lawyer then acts to check their work, rather than do it themselves. Of course, proving that the AI does not discriminate, omit viable alternatives, BS, or lie will be hard, and there's the question of who gets sanctioned when it screws up.

    But as the wealthy normalize flooding the courts as a way to stay above the law, is there an alternative? And does it start a Red Queen race?

    1355:

    Heteromeles @ 1347: I'm suggesting that it's not in the US' interest to put him in general prison [because secrets]. That's why I'd speculate that Trump will never be part of a normal prison population.

    AIUI this prosecution is a state matter, so its for the NY prison system to decide how to look after him. The Federal government might petition to keep him out of the general population, or his own lawyers might make similar arguments. But success probably just gets him put in the segregated wing with the sex offenders.

    Putting a convicted Donald Trump under house arrest when he's been sentenced to prison is really bad optics, especially when poor young black men are being stuck in Rikers for months awaiting trial. OTOH no doubt the plea bargain phase is going to include proposals to serve house arrest rather than prison, and as you say that might make the authorities happier. So it could go either way.

    One other issue will be the on-going security of whatever place he is held against future "demonstrators". Presumably prisons have processes and special laws about that kind of thing, which wouldn't apply to Trump Tower. So that is likely to be a consideration too.

    1356:

    Greg Tingey @ 1341: [On Trump] Or is this simply more posturing & dead-cat throwing?

    It might well be. The only public information is a rant by Trump on Truth Social, in which he says that "illegal leaks" have been passed to him informing him that he is going to be arrested. Whether that is true remains to be seen. There are reports that law enforcement authorities have been planning for the public security operation if it happens. Lots of theories suggest themselves. The most entertaining one is that the leak Trump refers to is a plant, and he will actually be arrested on Monday just to wrong-foot him and his followers. Also possible is that nothing of the sort is planned, but Trump will hold a demonstration and then declare that the demo prevented his arrest. Pick a number.

    1357:

    David L @ 1350: So the law breaking is for claiming a business deduction using false records to get a tax break.

    I think there was also a campaign finance issue. If this payment counts as part of a political campaign then there are laws about that which Trump appears to have ignored.

    1358:

    I thought Trump was encouraging a crowd of protestors to show up so he could claim it was unsafe for him to attend any formal proceedings (probably phrased as "innocent people could get hurt").

    1359:

    Toppling a "gerontocracy" -- governance by elderly 'n moldly -- is always good, clean fun. Just need to withhold their medical treatment, no need for guns.

    We've been failing in facing that western democracies have become in-all-but-name some form of gerontocracy.

    Watching with frustration as arguments about keeping Trump in prison -- can you spell "flight risk" -- degenerate into whining about him deserving special handling due to age and delicate health.

    1360:

    No. I misunderstood your original post on the subject the first time I read it. I reread and got it the second time.

    1361:

    Even if convicted to prison time Trump won't go to any sort of regular jail. They'd probably detain him in a apartment complex newly designated as one. Or in officers quarters on a base.

    1362:

    I tried to send my son to dance as a child, but being the only boy in the class was too much for him at that age. He ended up in judo and my daughter took karate.

    1363:

    “So...is there space in the legal system for AI to speed up trials? ” I find myself reminded of the (almost) opening scenes of LEXX.

    Runix - “I tried to send my son to dance as a child, but being the only boy in the class was too much for him at that age” yeah I could see being the sole boy might be a problem. I worked as stage management for a ballet school when I was mid-teen and aside from learning a great deal about project management of a bunch of primadonnas (which was great experience for later life, and by the way was mostly the mothers) I learned just how mind bogglingly strong male dancers had to be. They had to be able to lift another dancer and skip lightly across the stage, looking elegant and unconcerned on the way. Given that most ballet dancing girls weigh a great deal more than they look because of the muscle density, that it not easy. I could just barely lift some of the smaller girls. I still do some of the exercises, 50 years later but I bet I couldn’t lift any better!

    And for trump... he’s trying to incite Coup pt.2, dimwit boogaloo.

    1364:

    Watching with frustration as arguments about keeping Trump in prison -- can you spell "flight risk" -- degenerate into whining about him deserving special handling due to age and delicate health.

    Here? Nah. You're right that Trump's a flight risk. He's also an espionage risk, as evidenced by all the secret materials he mishandled. I'd want him some place leak proof, flight proof, and boringly normal enough that no one can legitimately claim he was mishandled and make a martyr of him.

    That might not be enough for the furies who want his soul shredded too, but it really is more important to stop him from causing further damage.

    1365:

    I have zero hope that Trump will ever see the inside of a jail cell. He will use his lawyers to delay, obfuscate and put off every single step of every process.

    If and when he ever starts to look like he might, maybe face some actual consequence, we can be sure that he will immediately produce a walker and have 'failing health' just as Harvey Weinstein and Bill Cosby and various other crimes figures have done.

    Failing all that he will be sure to die before ever going into jail.

    1366:

    "You could crash an aircraft, make it look random by using unwilling/clueless pigeons."

    Oi, watch it [moves head emphatically down and up] [twitches one wing against flank]

    It wouldn't work, anyway... they already massacre bird populations around airports as a regular procedure, they require that aircraft engines must withstand being hit by a chicken shot out of a potato gun, they would know it wasn't random right from the start because the infernal devices going off would give it away, they're already wise to things like that from people using mechanical aerodynes to raise a threat, etc. etc. etc.

    As an off-the-top-of-my-head alternative... how about a genetically engineered super version of that microbe that lives in the bottom of diesel tanks (diesel fuel, jet fuel, what's a carbon between friends) and clogs all the lines and filters with sludge so it looks like a very ill doggie has shat copiously in the tank. Whatever process they use to begin metabolising aliphatic chains must involve some steps that wouldn't take much tweaking to make the result occasionally come out as joining two chains together instead of breaking bits off. So you get a partial polymerisation that very slowly turns the whole mass of fuel to jelly. Then you add some pressure/temperature-sensitive regulatory function that speeds the process up a few orders of magnitude at stratospheric altitudes, and maybe also some genes from organisms that live in volcanic vents so it doesn't work trying to sterilise the tanks even by steam cleaning with vicious chemicals and any fuel you put in them always gets infected. So it takes off just fine and then half way across the Atlantic all the fuel decides to stop flowing...

    1367:

    Ok, so words ...

    Is there a word that means the same as Cynic, but in a light-hearted, non-abusive, world weary, humorous sort of way?

    ... also with regards to what Jezus said about "dance, dance, dance, hands, hands, hands, etc, etc, etc ... has anyone told the Southern Baptists?

    1368:

    Given the BSGC rhetoric of the American version of Nazi 2.0 something written about another chaotic time of Europe's status quo ante resisting change during the Napoleonic Wars leaped out of a history e-book...

    "euphoric orgy of political destruction"

    which really ought to have been worded as

    "political orgy of euphoric destruction"

    sure as there's seeds in an apple Trump will trigger another dozen riots by clueless WSCNs before he'd allow himself to be isolated in a genteel prison cell for the reminder of his lifespan (5Y? 2Y!?)

    1369:

    As an off-the-top-of-my-head alternative...

    Well, Lockheed Martin has this 60 kW, ship-borne laser. And The Street does find its own uses for things.

    1370:

    Troutwaxer @ 1293:

    If the oil companies become that unpopular they'll start torching gas stations - hopefully with nobody inside them. Or just picketing them - with groups of a couple-thousand people. Or they'll start torching SUVs in people's driveways. Or they'll block the roads and only let you by if you're driving an electric. Or whatever. I don't think the oil executives need to worry much.

    It can't happen too soon.

    Maybe it will happen (& IF it does, it WILL be too soon) ... Peter Zeihan: China, Ukraine, and What Comes Next

    Worth watching the first hour or so for Zeihan's take on things. Zeihan addresses a lot of the things we've discussed here.

    After that Jack Carr spends his time talking about his sponsors & I tuned it out. I've never read anything by Carr, but he appears to be a Tom Clancey wannabee?

    Zeihan, OTOH, I seem to remember was predicting Russia's actions in Ukraine about a decade ago - based on Russia's demographics crisis.

    1371:

    You're thinking of the term "willrogersy". As in, "He was a willrogersy kind of guy."

    1372:

    Robert Prior @ 1302:

    Small quadcopters, not so much. I've been looking at 'drone sighting' reports as background for an assignment, and am increasingly skeptical that most of them are actually the civilian drones everyone is so worked up over. Not only are most of them too high and fast, but a civilian drone would be invisible at the ranges reported.

    I think you underestimate the havoc that could be created with only a few small quadcopters lifting 500g or so C-4 or Semtex (flying IEDs).

    Probably not a threat to high flying civilian aircraft (on the ground is a different story), but I believe it's not a question of IF, but WHEN.

    And close to the ground (takeoff or landing) you wouldn't even need the explosive payload, just getting your quadcopter into the flight path to create a collision would probably be enough to down civilian aircraft.

    1373:

    Is there a word that means the same as Cynic, but in a light-hearted, non-abusive, world weary, humorous sort of way?

    Possibly wry, as in "ham on wry."

    1374:

    kiloseven @ 1316:

    Let's not down on ballet for guys. My brother, a LCPL with Uncle Sam's Misguided Chiildren in his first hitch, told me his ballet instruction was extremely helpful in surviving hand-to-hand with Victor Charlie.

    Damn! I haven't heard the Corps called that for many, many years.

    1375:

    Troutwaxer @ 1315:

    Do biz jets even have the ability to detect a missile launched at them? If so, how good is it?

    Some of the same threat detectors the military uses are available to civilian operators. Don't know if they are allowed to mount countermeasures or not.

    1376:

    I'd speculate that Trump will never be part of a normal prison population.

    Have they closed Guantanamo Bay yet? I've read that that is quite secure and it's difficult to get information out of it if the government doesn't want it to happen. Torture is optional, and even solitary confinement isn't strictly necessary.

    With Trump it wouldn't even count as solitary as long as he had a screen showing one or more of the camera feeds from his cell... he'd be thrilled at the chance for uninterrupted "broadcast" :)

    1377:

    Heteromeles @ 1338:

    The more interesting question with Trump is what the Secret Service will do. The thing to remember is that ex-Presidents get Secret Service protection for life. We don't know what happens if an ex-President gets sentenced to prison, of course.

    IF he were actually incarcerated, he would lose his Secret Service detail while he was in prison. I don't know if he'd get it back if/when he got out.

    Anyway, Trump hopefully will get indicted. I'd guess that then the Secret Service will get tasked with keeping him in-country and producing him at the trial and other hearings. Depending on what he's convicted of (if anything), he may well get something like house arrest.

    The point is that, if he goes in the general prison population, he may well end up dying violently, because he's made a lot of enemies, knows a lot of things, and babbles inappropriately. If he's doing time for something that doesn't deserve a death penalty, the judge may decide that the USSS can double as his jailers and keep him locked up somewhere safe.

    Do I see problems with having his loyal bodyguards be his jailers. Um, yeah. Hopefully they could find agents who put justice ahead of personal loyalty and use them instead.

    He's likely be "segregated" from the general population IF he's sentenced to an active term.

    My preference (based on SNARK) would be for him to have to share a cell with Rudy Giuliani at Clinton Correctional Facility in Dannemora. But I'm not that hopeful.

    If he's indicted by the Manhattan DA (and tried & convicted) for the hush money payments to Stormy Daniels, I think he's likely to get some version "home confinement", and I don't think it would be much longer than a year or so but it would be at Trump Tower, NOT at Mar-a-lago.

    It might be enough to keep him from getting the nomination in 2024.

    Now, if he's convicted of insurrection (speed the day!) he might well end up in solitary confinement for his own protection. Heh heh.

    In that case he's likely to be locked up somewhere in Club-Fed He'd be at less risk from the higher class of felons you'd find there. And, in that case, there's a high probability he'd already know most of his fellows

    1378:

    CharlesH @ 1346:

    IIUC the NY AG is contemplating some financial fraud claims.

    The NY AG's action is CIVIL; not likely to end with prison.

    1379:

    Rocketjps
    * He will use his lawyers to delay, obfuscate and put off every single step of every process.* - ONLY for as long as he can actually PAY siad lawyers ... which might not last very long, maybe?

    Meanwhile ...
    Anyone got any take on my enquiry re Putin /War Crime / kidnapping CHILDREN?

    1380:

    "With Trump it wouldn't even count as solitary as long as he had a screen showing one or more of the camera feeds from his cell... he'd be thrilled at the chance for uninterrupted "broadcast" :)"

    Yes, the Fletcher Memorial Home would indeed, by design, be ideal for the purpose.

    1381:

    Pigeon@1366 suggests "you get a partial polymerisation that very slowly turns the whole mass of fuel to jelly"

    Sounds like a threat risk assessment on the order of Vonnegut's "Cat's Cradle" in which a Marines commander sick of slogging troops through mud demands research to make a mud solidifier. Hilarity reigns, apocalypse ensues. Simpler and safer would be weaponizing one of those psychics who bend spoons with their minds, like the guy they won't let near a dialysis machine, Urine Jeller.

    1382:

    I've never read anything by Carr either, though last night I finished my latest reread of "Smiley's People" by Le Carre, who's quite different from Tom Clancy.

    1383:

    Cover the semtex with fishing weights...

    1384:

    I think you underestimate the havoc that could be created with only a few small quadcopters lifting 500g or so C-4 or Semtex (flying IEDs).

    If by "havoc" you mean "panic" I concur. In terms of effectiveness I'm not so certain. Quads are relatively slow. I assume you're thinking of a 'smart flak' approach? You'd need to be loitering pretty close to the flight path to be able to get close enough before the plane passes — even closer if you need to actually hit the plane.

    And close to the ground (takeoff or landing) you wouldn't even need the explosive payload, just getting your quadcopter into the flight path to create a collision would probably be enough to down civilian aircraft.

    I think you are overestimating the damage a small civilian drone would cause. Bird strikes are common — over 13k annually in America alone — and yet they have downed remarkably few planes. Even flocks of highly trained Canada Geese rarely bring down their targets :-)

    And indeed, because of the dangers of bird strikes plane are designed to be resistant to multiple strikes. Including taking a goose to the cockpit.

    Consider a recent collision in my neighbourhood. Police were flying a Matrice drone which weighs the same as a Canada goose (heavier than most drones, and accordingly expensive) in the flight path of my local airport. Controlled airspace, no flight authorization etc. A Cessna collided with it on final approach, and though it was a bird strike until they noticed the lack of snarge*.

    https://www.tsb.gc.ca/eng/rapports-reports/aviation/2021/a21o0069/a21o0069.html

    A business jet would have been moving faster, but designed to be more resistant to bird strikes.


    *Your word for the day: snarge is the bird remains after a strike.

    https://digitalcommons.unl.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1024&context=birdstrike2006

    1385:

    You're right, that song is ideal for the situation.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDDzR2zSgsM

    1386:

    "By the way, if you want the newest in splatter-tech, Lockheed Martin is installing a 60 KW laser on a US Destroyer. Only five mile range, but if it can aim fast enough, it's an anti-hypersonic thingie defense. "

    What a waste. There are two things wrong, obviously wrong, to folks who have ever worried about anti-ship missiles. First, 60KW isn't enough power to take down a real weapon; it's the equivalent of 40 blow dryers. Second, 5 miles doesn't give you enough time to destroy a hypersonic weapon. If we allow mach 2 to be hypersonic, then the missile is only in laser range for less that 3 seconds. So we are delivering less that 180 btu to the incoming airframe. The delivered energy goes down as the mach number goes up.

    1387:

    As upthread it is also outranged several times over by the Aster 30, which has a proven track record in actually hitting incoming systems.

    1388:

    The tune for Lord of the Dance" is taken from the Shaker hymn "'Tis the Gift to Be Simple."

    1389:

    KSR's novel uses pebbles, fired from 100 or 1000 different directions at precise velocities, all to arrive exact same point and time. In effect coalescing into a large unexpected rock just in front of the jet intakes, just as the jet arrives.

    An impossibility currently, but not particularly hard to imagine a ballistic calculation accomplishing something like that in the near future. As a concept I find it terrifying.

    Or maybe the ballistic calculations were done a century ago, with scratch paper and slide rules. This was a thing back in WWI, when major nations decided that it was time to use all the artillery and shot off crazy amounts of shells, with their arcs radially oriented towards Germany.

    Imagine that you are in France in 1915 and you wish to drop an absolute shitload of shells onto the Hun, as was the custom at the time. You could keep firing more or less constantly, but they'd just stay under cover and your guys will want to eat and sleep once in a while. So one useful tactic is to coordinate artillery tubes so that they fire at carefully staggered moments such that everyone's explosive shells arrive in the German trenches all at the same moment, thereby ensuring that the maximum number of unsuspecting grunts will have a bad day.

    1390:

    Something happening oh-so-slowly amongst the GOP (US) and apparently to a lesser extent in the UK (and other nations).

    Call it 'rightwing push back'.

    But not by outsiders. Rather than someone outside the tent pissing inwards, its been insiders doing the pissing. Aimed at Trump-Johnson-Orban-etc. But at such wary slowness!

    Mike Pence, Trump's ex-VP (and ex-hanging victim) has been escalating his criticism of the former president in recent weeks by slow increments, each step out on the ice tentative and him ready to walk it back if ever he mis-stepped onto thin ice, acrackling.

    He actually said, “No one is above the law.”

    Better late than never. Sadly, it is now 'so late' as approaching 'too late'. There's not much about UK's internal politics available to me, so I cannot gauge how fast -- or how slow moving -- the 'rightwing push back' is inside Tory Party. But there appears to be some traces.

    1391:

    I assume you are unfamiliar with Time on target artillery fire, which has been a Thing (and in use) since 1941? When it was all graph paper and slide rules rather than GPS and computers with real-time updates from drone eyes over the target ...

    1392:

    Solitudinem faciunt, pacem apellant - including all the other places, too ...
    And all the kidnapped children, too, shades of Hameln

    1393:

    they require that aircraft engines must withstand being hit by a chicken shot out of a potato gun

    Bird strikes can -- and do -- regularly bring down planes, but it generally takes more than a pigeon or a chicken. Consider US Airways Flight 1549 -- turns out that ingesting a brace of Canada geese in both engines right after take-off isn't good for an Airbus 320, who knew? Airliners tend to do badly if they run into a larger avian, especially at cruising speed, Some birds regularly fly at the sort of altitude where you wouldn't necessarily expect to find them: think eagles or buzzards. (Birds don't generally reach the stratosphere, but migratory species crossing the Himalayas is a thing.)

    Sludging aircraft fuel tanks is not a feasible option, BTW. Those tanks get drained and re-filled daily or even more frequently. They also get checked for contaminants and sludge on an every-refueling-stop basis. Bacteria won't have time to grow, and if they do, they'll be detected really rapidly. Planes have been brought down by fuel blockages -- see British Airways Flight 38 for example. This is something that operators consider to be a Bad Outcome and take great pains to avoid.

    (Footnote: both flight UA1549 and BA38 had happy outcomes, in the sense that neither airframe ever flew again but nobody was killed or seriously injured, thanks to the quick thinking and good flying skills of the aircrew and efficient emergency evacuation by the cabin crew.)

    1394:

    Post 300 comment

    This is the exact scenario in "A Handmaid's Tale"

    https://www.mountsinai.org/about/newsroom/2023/exposure-to-chemicals-found-in-everyday-products-is-linked-to-significantly-reduced-fertility

    Exposure to Chemicals Found in Everyday Products Is Linked to Significantly Reduced Fertility

    Exposure to chemicals commonly found in drinking water and everyday household products may result in reduced fertility in women of as much as 40 percent, according to a study by Mount Sinai researchers. In a paper published in Science of the Total Environment, the team reported that higher blood concentrations of perfluoroalkyl substances, known as PFAS, were associated with a significant reduction in the likelihood of pregnancy and live birth among a reproductive-age cohort of women in Singapore who were trying to conceive.

    “Our study strongly implies that women who are planning pregnancy should be aware of the harmful effects of PFAS and take precautions to avoid exposure to this class of chemicals, especially when they are trying to conceive,” says lead author Nathan Cohen, PhD, a postdoctoral research fellow with the Department of Environmental Medicine and Public Health at the Icahn School of Medicine at Mount Sinai. “Our findings are important because they add to the growing body of knowledge implicating PFAS in the development of adverse health conditions, with children being especially vulnerable.”

    1395:

    Speaking of THMT...

    what could be a better way to promote unwanted pregnancy than to keep girls ignorant of how their bodies function?

    https://apnews.com/article/florida-ban-girls-period-talk-elementary-schools-7e2e5843d296dc9d8fbf82d55fe8cc70

    Florida may ban girls’ period talk in elementary grades

    Legislation moving in the Florida House would ban discussion of menstrual cycles and other human sexuality topics in elementary grades.

    The bill sponsored by Republican Rep. Stan McClain would restrict public school instruction on human sexuality, sexually transmitted diseases and related topics to grades 6 through 12. McClain confirmed at a recent committee meeting that discussions about menstrual cycles would also be restricted to those grades.

    “So if little girls experience their menstrual cycle in 5th grade or 4th grade, will that prohibit conversations from them since they are in the grade lower than sixth grade?” asked state Rep. Ashley Gantt, a Democrat who taught in public schools and noted that girls as young as 10 can begin having periods.

    “It would,” McClain responded.

    In Red State South Carolina, new legislation would punish women who get abortions with the death penalty.

    Trouble is, the woman would have to prove that here miscarriage was not a secret abortion.

    https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/9-republicans-south-carolina-abortion-death-penalty-bill-rcna75383

    9 Republicans pull support from South Carolina bill allowing the death penalty for abortion The legislation, which had 24 GOP co-sponsors since it was introduced in January, lost support from nine Republicans in recent weeks.

    The following is the difference between Red States and Blue states.

    In Red State Arkansas they have legalized child labor in factories, mines. meat packing plants, etc.

    https://www.npr.org/2023/03/10/1162531885/arkansas-child-labor-law-under-16-years-old-sarah-huckabee-sanders

    Admittedly its a great way of providing cheap and profitable labor to corporations without importin all of those foreigners that upset the GOP's racist voting base.

    Blue State Minnesota has gone a different rout. Every child in Minnesota, no mater what their family's income level, now gets a free breakfast and lunch every school day.

    https://www.kare11.com/article/news/politics/governor-walz-to-sign-free-school-meals-bill-for-minnesota-students-breakfast-lunch/89-d9b97c29-c12d-41e8-b8b4-ed32ea132e9c

    Governor Walz signs free school meals bill for Minnesota students Community activists, youth leaders and other lawmakers attended the news conference in northeast Minneapolis on Friday afternoon.

    On Friday, Governor Tim Walz visited Webster Elementary School in Minneapolis and signed a bill that will provide Minnesota students free breakfast and lunch.

    Community activists, youth leaders and lawmakers attended the news conference in northeast Minneapolis on Friday afternoon.

    “If this were easy, this would have been done a long time ago," said Gov. Walz before signing the bill into law.

    Gov. Walz says Minnesota is the fourth state to make meals free at schools joining California, Colorado and Maine.

    1396:

    To recap H5N1 bird flu has a 58% mortality rate (Covid-19 has a 1%) and it has evolved into mammal to mammal transmission (but not human to human ... yet).

    It wiped out twice as many seals off the coast of Chile than originally reported.

    https://twitter.com/HmpxvT/status/1637208737743007748 Chile reports at least 532 sea lions believed to have died following H5N1 bird flu, much higher than previously reported.

    Keep an eye on this

    https://www.taiwannews.com.tw/en/news/4838733 Taiwan finds H9N2 bird flu on outlying island close to China Orders close monitoring of 21 people and culling of 4,551 chickens on Kinmen

    Taiwan ordered the close monitoring of 21 people and the culling of 4,551 chickens after finding the H9N2 bird flu virus on the outlying island of Kinmen, reports said Friday (March 17).

    H9N2 has been known to infect people, though the risk is low, according to the Council of Agriculture’s (COA) Bureau of Animal and Plant Health Inspection and Quarantine (BAPHIQ). The people who had been in contact with the infected poultry in Kinmen were 20 prevention workers and one farm employee, but none had shown any related symptoms, the Liberty Times reported.

    1397:

    "Trouble is, the woman would have to prove that her miscarriage was not a secret abortion."

    This is contrary to the U.S. Constitution, where a person enjoys the presumption of innocence, which means that the prosecution must prove guilt, but the accused need not prove innocence (though being able to prove innocence, or at least strongly suggest, it helps, of course, in the practical sense of refuting whatever the prosecution has to say about the accused.) A law phrased otherwise would eventually be rejected by even the U.S.'s current Extreme Court.

    1398:

    Duffy
    That sort of split is heading in the direction of a Civil War ... though there's a way to go, yet.
    WHat boggles me is that these propositions are often passed, even though most "R" voters are not actually in favour ...
    w.t.f?

    1399:

    The following is a useful soundbite for reminding folks of the obvious... problem of course not everyone (no one?) wants to be reminded of 'boring stuff' such as recent history...

    “Democrats don’t want to call it a bailout but it is a bailout. The high visibility of this bailout smothers anything else the Democrats are doing for the average voter. It’s a perfect issue for the Republicans. It’s not new that the Republicans will deregulate an industry and then it collapses and the Democrats have to save it. Look at American political and economic history of the last 50 years: this is exactly what happens.”

    -- Wendy Schiller, political science professor, Brown University

    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/mar/17/donald-trump-railways-banks-deregulation-blames-biden

    { yes you-all have made clear your disdain for theguardian.com but they do occasionally get it right and provide quotable quotes from rational sources }

    1400:

    Charlie Stross @ 1393: Planes have been brought down by fuel blockages -- see British Airways Flight 38 for example.

    BA38 was a particularly terrifying close call. Ice in the fuel blocked the fuel system just as the jet was about to land at Heathrow. It crashed inside the airport boundary short of the runway.

    Heathrow approach on most days involves flying over south-central London (get a window seat on the right hand side of the plane for a great view). If that blockage had happened just a minute or three earlier we'd have been looking at 100% casualties plus a demolished block of housing. There aren't any tower blocks under the flight path, but lots of terraced housing and occasional small blocks of flats, and the pilots would not have been able to find somewhere to plonk the jet with nobody underneath.

    1401:

    It’s interesting how in practice that presumption of innocence is inverted when the accused is black, or young, or female, etc etc.

    1402:

    Yes, there are traces, but they aren't going to get anywhere. The capture of the Conservative and, effectively, Labour parties by the extreme 'right wing' is essentially total. The fact that a fair number of MPs and even a majority of voters are unhappy is irrelevant - both will vote the way they are told to. In this respect, we are in worse shape than the USA.

    1403:

    I have at least heard of that, but was operating on the assumption that delivering a mass of pebbles to a particular 3 dimensional location at a precise time from many directions would be slightly more challenging from a computational point of view.

    With current computational power that is probably not impossible, but in a decade I suspect it might be a lot simpler.

    I like to fly in airplanes sometimes, so I sincerely hope that particular torment nexus never becomes a reality. But governments are nowhere more willing to expend resources than on devising ways to kill people, and I am sure at least one person in a position to 'take steps' has read a KSR novel.

    1404:

    No, the computational aspect is almost trivial, and has been for decades, provided that you don't want perfection (e.g. can ignore inter-pebble collisions). The point is that each pebble can be considered separately.

    1405:

    "I assume you are unfamiliar with Time on target artillery fire"

    Reminds me of the time when I was working on a "Red Team" for the then-Ballistic Missile Defense Organization, short range version. We were asked to come up with ways the PRC SRBMs could successfully attack Taiwan, given Patriot and THAAD etc. defenses.

    Time on target, specifically time-on-incoming-volume was the first answer, followed by other dodges like decoys and ECM and Spetznaz (don't know what is in Chinese) attacking the defensive assets on the ground.

    BMDO, as represented by DIA, really didn't like that and insisted that the PRC could never synchronize their launches to achieve time on target.

    1406:

    There can't be. Cynic was from the Greek, and intended to refer to a pack of dogs harrying game (i.e. the target of the cynicism) to death. It gotten to be LESS vicious over the centuries.

    1407:

    I believe that in a lot of states, if you are convicted of a felony (in that state?) you can't be on the ballot.

    1408:

    ~Troutwaxer has a sad.~ Yeah.

    1409:

    Missile launches might be a different problem, but if you can use a GPS to guide your missiles you can approximate time-on-target calculations then let the GPS guidance work out the "time" issue. Also, how exact does "time on target" need to be to achieve either the official military version of "surprise" or an attack which is simultaneous in all it's practical aspects? (That is, strikes close enough in time for the other side to be unable to effectively defend/respond?)

    The DIA's answer sounds like pure, privileged idiocy to me!

    1410:

    Greg Tingey @ 1379:

    Meanwhile ...
    Anyone got any take on my enquiry re Putin /War Crime / kidnapping CHILDREN?

    Purely symbolic. They'll never take him alive.

    1411:

    any such assemblage of 'stuff' -- short range missiles, hijacked aircraft, de-orbited rocks, commandeered Teslas on auto, unarmed drones, etc -- would be a demonstration of planning. As well, hacking of vulnerable mobile infrastructure.

    In the words of Howard Tayler (schlockmercenary.com)...

    "They're all going to collide in a frenetic orgy of kinetic doom"

    1412:

    EC @ 1402
    Agree re tories - been increasingly obvious, even before the Brexit disaster.
    But Labour? Stop talking bollocks.
    Just because you lurve Corbyn ...
    - Who, I remind you is an idiot with no fresh ides since 1975. One hesitates to suggest that JC is a supporter of Putin, but his hand-wringing & refusal to do or say anything at all to actually help/support Ukraine, makes that a de facto "true" statement, doesn't it?

    Kardashev
    That sounds like the racist-superiority complex that affected both the US & Britain up to 7/12/1941?

    1413:

    "would be a demonstration of planning."

    Of course, I think that would be the point. Currently I can fly in a jumbo jet with a very high expectation of arriving at my destination alive. The percentage of airliners falling out of the sky would not have to rise very much at all to make train or boat travel vastly more attractive.

    If there was a 1% chance of my jet going boom I wouldn't ride on it outside of extreme emergencies (a holiday in the sun does not qualify).

    So a terrorist with the goal of shutting down air travel (as opposed to some other, more expected goal) would only have to knock a few down before most airlines shut down.

    In the interest of avoiding cavity searches at airports, I feel it necessary to point out that I really, really don't want planes to start falling out of the sky. I like planes, and hope we are able to stop climate change before so many people and countries are radicalized by it that planes become a target.

    1414:

    WHat boggles me is that these propositions are often passed, even though most "R" voters are not actually in favour ...

    Tribal loyalty is just as much a feature of US voting patterns as it is in the UK.

    How else to explain ongoing support for the Tories and Brexit in the UK when something like 84% of the electorate, per recent polling, support mutual free movement with the EU? (That's only 16% opposed, but Tory polling is consistently higher than that even though the party is adamantly opposed to freedom of movement.)

    1415:

    Robert Prior @ 1384:

    I think you underestimate the havoc that could be created with only a few small quadcopters lifting 500g or so C-4 or Semtex (flying IEDs).

    If by "havoc" you mean "panic" I concur. In terms of effectiveness I'm not so certain. Quads are relatively slow. I assume you're thinking of a 'smart flak' approach? You'd need to be loitering pretty close to the flight path to be able to get close enough before the plane passes — even closer if you need to actually hit the plane.

    Google for "high altitude quadcopter videos"

    And close to the ground (takeoff or landing) you wouldn't even need the explosive payload, just getting your quadcopter into the flight path to create a collision would probably be enough to down civilian aircraft.

    I think you are overestimating the damage a small civilian drone would cause. Bird strikes are common — over 13k annually in America alone — and yet they have downed remarkably few planes. Even flocks of highly trained Canada Geese rarely bring down their targets :-)

    I've been tracking the possibilities of what bad actors could do with "small" drones since the late 1990s when I ran across a web-site for "hexa-copters" with the tag-line:

    Imagine a swarm of these things descending on your location with a couple pounds of explosives strapped to them!! ...Might technology, once again, level the playing field for "rebels" fighting against much better-funded oppressive regimes? I'm guessing at least 5,000 radio / GPS controlled hexacopters could be purchased for the price of just one "conventional" attack helicopter. What could 5,000 hexacopters do to "pester an enemy?"

    The payload carrying ability of small drones has only gotten "better" since then.

    I chose "500g" (aka 0.5kg) for a reason - the fill for the standard issue Claymore [FRONT TOWARD ENEMY] is 680g C-4. Ever seen a Claymore being fired?

    If you're in the wrong place when it's detonated it will fuck up your entire day! If one were detonated in front of the cockpit ...

    See also: Malaysia Airlines Flight 17

    I think you are overestimating the damage a small civilian drone would cause. Bird strikes are common — over 13k annually in America alone — and yet they have downed remarkably few planes. Even flocks of highly trained Canada Geese rarely bring down their targets :-)

    Captain Sullenberger would like a word ...

    [...]

    Don't dismiss out of hand what could be done with small drones & explosives.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqOdnCEbDU4

    Bad actors can learn from these videos too.

    AND ... the video Charlie posted about several months back:

    MICRO DRONES KILLER ARMS ROBOTS - AUTONOMOUS ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE - WARNING !!

    1416:

    Charlie Stross @ 1391:

    I assume you are unfamiliar with Time on target artillery fire, which has been a Thing (and in use) since 1941? When it was all graph paper and slide rules rather than GPS and computers with real-time updates from drone eyes over the target ...

    Then combine ToT with Improved Conventional Munition or Beehive anti-personnel rounds ...

    1417:

    If that blockage had happened just a minute or three earlier we'd have been looking at 100% casualties plus a demolished block of housing.

    Not automatically a wipe-out, but definitely much dicier.

    1-3 minutes before touchdown the 777 would have been on final but not yet on short final: it'd have had 2-8 miles of gliding before staying up became non-feasible, which might have been sufficient to find a flat, open space (worst case: try for the M25 -- ideally some of the green belt land outside the motorway).

    Still, huge potential for disaster there that was only averted by superb flying.

    1418:

    Nah, actually, a cynic is a follower of Cynicism, another branch of the λόγος community.

    Basically, they were the Ancient Greek version of crusties, no, they didn't have dogs-on-a-string, but people thought they acted like dogs.

    Reading wiki articles about the guys is fun, from the one about Diogenes:

    "He criticized Plato [...] and sabotaged his lectures, sometimes distracting listeners by bringing food and eating during the discussions."

    " On the indecency of his masturbating in public he would say, "If only it were as easy to banish hunger by rubbing my belly.""

    Stoa was basically some cynics turning to straight-edge.

    [wonders if he should put on some Fugazi...]

    1419:

    The presumption of innocence also assumes equal representation before the law. Poor/young/non-white folks may have limited or no access to lawyers to defend them in court.

    1420:

    WMD = weapons of mass destruction

    WMD = ways (and means) of mass distraction

    Yes, you can nuke a city. But if all you want to do is trigger millions into panicking, demonstrate you have functioning nukes, and list which cities you are considering slagging...

    When it comes to trusting the FAA (and its British eqv) given their brutal indifference to passenger concerns, nobody will believe them when-not-if drones are exploited as anti-aircraft weapons. No matter how difficult or expensive to crash a passenger wide body, after five (four!?) are knocked down, there will a lot more zoom meetings... and every married couple will happily lreverage safety as excuse to avoid the three day hell of Thanksgiving with their in-laws

    1421:

    Concerning the pebbles, I'm reminded somewhat of the "spreading-out counter-measure to counter-battery fire.

    It'd also make forensics a nightmare...

    1422:

    There are also a couple of reservoirs about 1 mile short of the threshold if you are making for LHR 27 (L or R)...

    1423:

    Duffy @ 1394:

    Post 300 comment

    This is the exact scenario in "A Handmaid's Tale"

    https://www.mountsinai.org/about/newsroom/2023/exposure-to-chemicals-found-in-everyday-products-is-linked-to-significantly-reduced-fertility

    Exposure to Chemicals Found in Everyday Products Is Linked to Significantly Reduced Fertility

    Add to that Peter Zeihan's observation explaining population declines in post-industrial urbanized societies:

    "Kids on a farm were free labor. You had as many of them as you could. They improved your quality of life. Kids in a city condo are a destructive house pet that drains your time and money for at least 18 years usually with zero financial payoff."

    The more I hear from him, the more impressed I am.

    1424:

    BMDO, as represented by DIA, really didn't like that and insisted that the PRC could never synchronize their launches to achieve time on target.

    Yeah, right. It's more than 30 years since Operation Behemoth-2, when a Soviet Delta-class sub fired off sixteen SLBMs at ten second intervals.

    As flight time is on the order of 10-30 minutes for an SLBM, a two minute spread should be compatible with time-on-target firing. And those R-29RM Shtil missiles (now retired) would have carried a total of 64 RVs. The current Russian R-29RMU2.1 Layner missile would carry three times as many warheads; if they repeated the Behemoth test only with live nukes, that'd be a total 192 warhead strike arriving in much less than two minutes from just one submarine.

    I don't know what state the Type 096 submarine project is in but it's unlikely to be unfunded under Xi. And lest you imagine China is incapable of building its own boomers, let me remind you that India has two Arihant-class SSBNs currently in service and another two building. It's expensive but it's not "rocket science" any more -- the basic elements date to the late 1950s/1960s.

    1425:

    If there was a 1% chance of my jet going boom I wouldn't ride on it outside of extreme emergencies (a holiday in the sun does not qualify).

    There are roughly 50,000 civilian airliner flights per 24 hour period worldwide. (Plus a smaller but growing number of bizjet flights.)

    A 1% chance of your jet going boom corresponds to a day when 500 airliners are brought down, with on the order of 50,000-200,000 deaths.

    I'd just like to suggest that the resulting revenge-frenzy would make 9/11 look like a vicar's tea party. If you think invading Iraq and Afghanistan was an over-reaction? You ain't seen nothing yet.

    1426:

    Troutwaxer @ 1397:

    "Trouble is, the woman would have to prove that her miscarriage was not a secret abortion."

    This is contrary to the U.S. Constitution, where a person enjoys the presumption of innocence, which means that the prosecution must prove guilt, but the accused need not prove innocence (though being able to prove innocence, or at least strongly suggest, it helps, of course, in the practical sense of refuting whatever the prosecution has to say about the accused.) A law phrased otherwise would eventually be rejected by even the U.S.'s current Extreme Court.

    The cristo-fascist magats don't really give a shit about the Constitution and I wouldn't count on the Alito court to hold them back.

    1427:

    a person enjoys the presumption of innocence

    Well there's ya problem.

    But you were talking about women, and while a female fetus is a person an adult one isn't. Otherwise the 13th amendment would apply and forced births wouldn't be allowed (... unless the woman has been found guilty and sentenced to pregnancy).

    1428:

    Rocketpjs @ 1403:

    I have at least heard of that, but was operating on the assumption that delivering a mass of pebbles to a particular 3 dimensional location at a precise time from many directions would be slightly more challenging from a computational point of view.

    With current computational power that is probably not impossible, but in a decade I suspect it might be a lot simpler.

    I like to fly in airplanes sometimes, so I sincerely hope that particular torment nexus never becomes a reality. But governments are nowhere more willing to expend resources than on devising ways to kill people, and I am sure at least one person in a position to 'take steps' has read a KSR novel.

    Probably won't make you feel any better than that the computations were all done back back when the first electronic "computers" still ran on vacuum tubes. Other than breaking the German Enigma codes, the FIRST computers were meant for computing better artillery tables.

    Nowadays the gunner doesn't even have to consult the tables. They're stored in ROM on a targeting computer at the battery.

    All you have to do is enter your position (from GPS), azimuth & range to target (chosen from satellite imagery) and what time all the shells are supposed to converge on the target.

    Some of the guns are even auto-loaders.

    1429:

    This (and the discussions of race, class, etc. above) are all good points, unfortunately. But I suspect that turning around the specific basis for legal verdicts of guilt/innocence is probably a bridge too far for the current court.

    (Give us three GOP presidencies in a row and I wouldn't make any bets against it, however.)

    1430:

    "Kids on a farm were free labor. You had as many of them as you could. They improved your quality of life. Kids in a city condo are a destructive house pet that drains your time and money for at least 18 years usually with zero financial payoff."

    As I said on some preceding thread, I am not at all impressed with Zeihan's pronouncements on international relations/developments. Here however he is absolutely right.

    Although in all fairness, it's not rocket science. He just has the balls to say out loud what everyone knows is true, but most public figures are unwilling to admit.

    1431:

    CharlesH @ 1407:

    I believe that in a lot of states, if you are convicted of a felony (in that state?) you can't be on the ballot.

    Which should preclude him running for Governor of New York (or Georgia, Florida, Texas ...) but I don't know for sure how it would affect his eligibility to be on the ballot for Federal Office (i.e. President). I'm just presuming the GQP wouldn't want to NOMINATE someone actively serving a prison sentence during the election period.

    OTOH, if he's indicted but manages to delay the trial until after the election, I don't see anything that could keep the GQP from nominating him is that's what they want to do.

    It would be an interesting quandry if he were to win the election but be subsequently convicted. I don't know if the judge could order him under house arrest in the White House.

    1432:

    Troutwaxer @ 1409:

    The DIA's answer sounds like pure, privileged idiocy to me!

    You do understand (don't you?) that MILITARY INTELLIGENCE is considered an oxymoron even by military intelligence itself?

    1433:

    Howard NYC @ 1411:

    any such assemblage of 'stuff' -- short range missiles, hijacked aircraft, de-orbited rocks, commandeered Teslas on auto, unarmed drones, etc -- would be a demonstration of planning. As well, hacking of vulnerable mobile infrastructure.

    In the words of Howard Tayler (schlockmercenary.com)...

    "They're all going to collide in a frenetic orgy of kinetic doom"

    THEY already plan for that, but machine learning "should" make it possible to do instantaneously REAL TIME:

    Airspace Deconfliction

    1434:

    JohnS commented on March 19, 2023 at 20:38 in #1415:

    {snip}

    I've been tracking the possibilities of what bad actors could do with "small" drones since the late 1990s when I ran across a web-site for "hexa-copters" with the tag-line:

          Imagine a swarm of these things descending on your location with a couple pounds of explosives strapped to them!! ...Might technology, once again, level the playing field for "rebels" fighting against much better-funded oppressive regimes? I'm guessing at least 5,000 radio / GPS controlled hexacopters could be purchased for the price of just one "conventional" attack helicopter. What could 5,000 hexacopters do to "pester an enemy?"

    The payload carrying ability of small drones has only gotten "better" since then.

    I chose "500g" (aka 0.5kg) for a reason - the fill for the standard issue Claymore [FRONT TOWARD ENEMY] is 680g C-4. Ever seen a Claymore being fired?

    If you're in the wrong place when it's detonated it will fuck up your entire day! If one were detonated in front of the cockpit ... {snip}

     

    Marc Siegler's DAVID'S SLING covered this back in 1988.

    1435:

    Crisis, what crisis? - Credit Suisse now part of UBS - Nothing to see here, walk on, please!

    Charlie @ 1414
    No, I don't understand it, either.

    1436:
    Inside Every Cynic is a disappointed idealist
         ~George Carlin

    Trottelreiner @ 1418:

    Nah, actually, a cynic is a follower of Cynicism, another branch of the λόγος community.

    So how did it gain the common perception it has today of being a person who trusts no one?

    "... there are no honest men left in the world today except for you and me and I'm starting to wonder about you!"

    1437:

    ilya187 # 1430:

    "Kids on a farm were free labor. You had as many of them as you could. They improved your quality of life. Kids in a city condo are a destructive house pet that drains your time and money for at least 18 years usually with zero financial payoff."

    As I said on some preceding thread, I am not at all impressed with Zeihan's pronouncements on international relations/developments. Here however he is absolutely right.

    Although in all fairness, it's not rocket science. He just has the balls to say out loud what everyone knows is true, but most public figures are unwilling to admit.

    The thing that impresses me is that (AFAIK) whenever time has proven him wrong in one of his predictions he takes that into account, (appears to) look for the reason he got it wrong and modifies his position/predictions to account for new information.

    1438:

    kiloseven @ 1434:

    Marc Siegler's DAVID'S SLING covered this back in 1988.

    I read that way back when. My copy is currently boxed up somewhere in storage. But, IIRC it's more focused on the problems of computer generated command & control by nation state actors than it is about what's available to NON-nation state actors.

    Do you remember their specific solution to small armed autonomous and/or semi-autonomous "drones"?

    Especially as to asymmetric warfare by "NON-state" (or at least plausibly deniable) groups? Used NOT for the battlefield, but for unconventional attacks against a civil population?

    Anything about what bin Laden, al Qaeda or some asshole-ammosexual groups could do with technology?

    I don't remember that being addressed.

    1439:

    I'd imagine this supposed insight was commonplace by the 1950's. But the real drivers were probably the advent of electrification+television, and the Pill.

    https://www.pewresearch.org/social-trends/2015/05/07/family-size-among-mothers/

    1440:

    BMDO, as represented by DIA, really didn't like that and insisted that the PRC could never synchronize their launches to achieve time on target.

    That's deep inside Famous Last Words territory, right next to "Don't worry, they couldn't hit an elephant at this dist—"

    1441:

    1428 - ...and, indeed, are capable of doing a single tube "stonk" of 6 to 8 rounds on a chosen target co-ordinate and then being away from the launch point for a minute when the ripple firing actually lands.

    1442:

    The presumption of innocence also assumes equal representation before the law. Poor/young/non-white folks may have limited or no access to lawyers to defend them in court.

    According to Thomas and Gorsuch, access to a lawyer is not a right guaranteed by the American Constitution, and so isn't really a right at all.

    That's 2/9 convinced…

    1443:

    OGH: resulting revenge-frenzy would make 9/11 look like a vicar's tea party. If you think invading Iraq and Afghanistan was an over-reaction?

    At the time I thought it was empire in action, they wanted a war and they picked from their list of usual suspects based on a crude cost-benefit analysis. What do they have, and what will it cost us to take it? Any relationship to the Saudi's who carried out the 9/11 attacks was coincidental.

    There's a pile of articles on the 20'th anniversary of the invasion of Iraq, and this one reminded me of OGH comment:

    https://theconversation.com/we-did-it-so-badly-its-now-backfired-women-and-minority-us-forces-reflect-on-the-invasion-of-iraq-now-20-years-ago-199415 how to create a new Iraqi political system that was representative, cooperative, friendly to Western allies, and had popular support.

    I think it's hard to argue that Iraq had any western allies. There were definitely none fighting on the ground for Iraq. But since they mean pro-invasion, I'd say it's a classic pick any two... popular opposition to the invasion was strong, so having a representative, popular quisling government wasn't ever going to happen.

    The key difference is that it's been a while since the US has invaded a mostly-white country, let alone a rich one. Picking a fight like that right now could easily just lead to an expansion of China's influence in the direction of the uncooperative "western" power. I'm specifically thinking of Australia here, because if a bunch of US+Canada domestic terrorists persuaded that US to repeat their Iraqi experience it's possible that the site for the lesson would be Australia. Invade, install a quisling government, watch China rush to rescue us from the christofascists that the US installed to rule us...

    1444:

    Probably more like, "Give you a trickle of arms, just enough to allow you to kill/injure 5-10 thousand Americans a year, drawing out the war until the U.S. gives up and withdraws."

    1445:

    "...because the U.S. didn't learn its lesson from Vietnam, Iraq or Afghanistan, so it needs to be taught again that a nasty guerrilla war is the end-state of any U.S. intervention."

    1446:

    Captain Sullenberger would like a word ...

    Did you miss the word "rarely" in my post? Or the smilie? :-)

    You're missing my point, which is that that was an incredibly rare occurrence. Bird strikes aren't uncommon, and yet airplanes aren't falling from the sky.

    With respect to explosive, I don't have personal experience with more than a bit of homemade gunpowder. So I'll take your word that a 500 g shaped charge is sufficient to punch a hole in a jet. What I'm not convinced of is that getting that shaped charge on location (and aimed in the right direction) is best accomplished using a slow-moving quadcopter.

    Ignoring racing drones (no cargo capacity), you're looking at a maximum of 20 m/s flying speed with much slower climb/dive rates (5 ms/ and 3 m/s) for most recreational and commercial drones. (Or slower.) Your target will be moving at 60 m/s or faster.

    For the price of a swarm of quadcopters (an attack helicopter worth) you could buy a lot of purpose-designed anti-aircraft missiles on the black market. Or develop your own, if you have people capable of designing custom quadcopter control systems. Or attack planes on the ground using something like the mortar the IRA used in London.

    Now, if you just want to cause disruption, then zipping a quadcopter up into the flight path and setting off an explosive could be a great way of closing an airport, even if no airplanes are actually damaged. Do it at multiple airports and you might cause a wide shutdown. Could you be traced? Likely — I would be very surprised if someone isn't monitoring radio frequencies near airports. Certainly any DJI drone will show up on Aeroscope even if you hack the Remote ID — so better avoid those nefarious Chinese-made drones that share data with the American authorities, and use a less-traceable American-made model!

    1447:

    OTOH we did elect a christofasicist quisling government not so long ago, and at the behest of a (now) American. Our Lord Murdoch, who art in heav the USA, give us this day our daily outrage and lead us not into peace...

    https://youtu.be/xjUA3RU4B8E As always St Bragg of Barking has a relevant commentary "we're arming for peace me boys, between the wars"

    1448:

    I don't know why people are so fixated on drone=quadcopter.

    Just because those are the most common toys you see sold doesn't mean they're even a good idea, let alone the best possible tool for any random job. It's worth noting that the "cargo" drones proposed often have fixed wings as well as lifting propellors. Fixed wing is faster and more efficient, and some of the wacky rotor designs are very cool. Dude on the tubes has a trirotor that is controllable with one engine and seems like a handy compromise between helicopter and fixed wing. Mechanically simpler than covering or folding the lifting props, more reliable, but less efficient.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taU7mRTnrtY

    1449:

    Well, since I'm in California, land of certified non-lead ammunition, and since I've seen how low planes fly coming into LAX in particular, I'd hypothesize that a purpose-designed one-gauge shotgun* (internal barrel diameter 42.42 mm, 1 pound of shot per shell) mounted on a bipod a bit like a mortar, might make jet approaches a bit more sporting. Done with malice (of which I have none), there's probably some shot size (duck shot, maybe?) that puts a sufficiently dispersed cloud of tungsten or steel shot right where it will get sucked into the jets right when there's little room for error.

    The math for figuring out how to design the gun, shell, and shooting protocol are far beyond me, fortunately. But I'll bet the cost is on par with a high-speed drone/ground-to-air missile. It would work for takeoffs too, especially for bizjets taking off from secret lairs and such. At least until people realized what was downing planes and deployed appropriate countermeasures like sniper teams.

    Taking down a jet with a one gauge shotgun would be rather loud, so not getting caught would also be, erm, sporting. But it is lower tech than a bunch of brilliant pebbles.

    1450:

    This is contrary to the U.S. Constitution, where a person enjoys the presumption of innocence, which means that the prosecution must prove guilt, but the accused need not prove innocence

    Yes. But you're conflating multiple legal principles into one big over simplification.

    1451:

    If you were really nasty you'd buy some second hand but unused artillery shells and make the "big claymore" version of your "big shotgun", as JohnS alluded to above. Why fire expensive tungsten fragments when you can use 10kg of 25mm ball bearings instead? Make your mortar tube by setting a 100mm pipe into a hole that you fill with concrete and you have an inertial confinement gun barrel... single use but it's not as though you're going back to collect it anyway.

    Not that I have any idea how to build stuff like that, and some of the craters I've seen from the professionals doing this stuff make me wonder whether it would work at all. But I'm sure if you went off to Ukraine or Yemen or some other war zone you could play with ideas until you came up with something workable. Or just hire a professional as a consultant... I'm sure there's lots of ex-military types with suitable experience.

    1452:

    Au Contraire! The model jury instructions (what the judge tells the jury) state:

    "The defendant has pleaded not guilty to the charge[s] and is presumed innocent unless and until the government proves the defendant guilty beyond a reasonable doubt. In addition, the defendant has the right to remain silent and never has to prove innocence or present any evidence."

    and

    "Although the Constitution does not require jury instructions to contain any specific language, the instructions must convey both that a defendant is presumed innocent until proven guilty and that he may only be convicted upon a showing of proof beyond a reasonable doubt.” Gibson v. Ortiz, 387 F.3d 812, 820 (9th Cir. 2004), overruled on other grounds, Byrd v. Lewis 566 F.3d 855 (9th Cir. 2009) (citation omitted). “Any jury instruction that reduces the level of proof necessary for the government to carry its burden is plainly inconsistent with the constitutionally rooted presumption of innocence.” Id. The words “unless and until” adequately inform the jury of the presumption of innocence. United States v. Lopez, 500 F.3d 840, 847 (9th Cir. 2007)."

    and

    "The indictment is not evidence. The defendant has pleaded not guilty to the charge[s]. The defendant is presumed to be innocent unless and until the government proves the defendant guilty beyond a reasonable doubt. In addition, the defendant does not have to testify or present any evidence. The defendant does not have to prove innocence; the government has the burden of proving every element of the charge[s] beyond a reasonable doubt."

    and

    "In United States v. Garcia-Guizar, 160 F.3d 511, 524 (9th Cir. 1998), the Ninth Circuit held that failure to give a presumption-of-innocence instruction at the end of the case is not plain error if the record indicates the jury was aware of the presumption of innocence. Nonetheless, “it is preferable for the court” to give one “when charging the jury.” Id. “Although the Constitution does not require jury instructions to contain any specific language, the instructions must convey both that a defendant is presumed innocent until proven guilty and that he may only be convicted upon a showing of proof beyond a reasonable doubt.” Gibson v. Ortiz, 387 F.3d 812, 820 (9th Cir. 2004), overruled on other grounds by Byrd v. Lewis, 566 F.3d 855 (9th Cir. 2009). “Any jury instruction that ‘reduce[s] the level of proof necessary for the Government to carry its burden . . . is plainly inconsistent with the constitutionally rooted presumption of innocence.’” Id. (quoting Cool v. United States, 409 U.S. 100, 104 (1972)) (alteration and omission in original). The words “unless and until” adequately inform the jury of the presumption of innocence. United States v. Lopez, 500 F.3d 840, 847 (9th Cir. 2007)."

    https://www.ce9.uscourts.gov/jury-instructions/model-criminal

    So no, I'm conflating legal principals. According to the model jury instructions provided by the federal courts, the judge should instruct the jury about both the presumption of innocence and the Constitutional doctrine of reasonable doubt. It says this in four different places in the model jury instructions.

    1453:

    Why fire expensive tungsten fragments when you can use 10kg of 25mm ball bearings instead?

    Because 25 mm steel ball bearings are about as hard as the barrel, and if I wanted to make an IED with ball bearings, I'd get a pressure cooker from a thrift store? The non-lead ammo push is real, but finding a metal that acts like lead without being lead is hard. Tungsten is reasonably dense, so you get the same weight in a smaller volume.

    Anyway, I'm thinking of this as a shotgunning problem: target is flying at altitude X and velocity V, so what combination of shot size, barrel length, choke, and propellant will put enough shot capable of causing severe foreign object damage right where it's most likely to get into the turbines?

    The only reason to bring this up is the challenge of optimizing across the design space to see if it's possible to make one of these punter guns. Anyone who's stupid enough to try to actually build, let alone test or deploy, an anti-aircraft shotgun, deserves all the misery they bring down upon themselves.

    1454:

    "BMDO, as represented by DIA, really didn't like that and insisted that the PRC could never synchronize their launches to achieve time on target."

    I watched All Quiet on the Western Front (was mostly war porn, awful; not even the same story as the book) and remembered the idiocy of the generals of that war. I have read (to long ago to remember the source) that the French General Staff (equivalent) convinced themselves that trench warfare was impossible because 1: trenches will be 100 meters apart. 2: it would take the Germans 12 seconds to get their machine guns up and running after the artillery lifts. and 3: the French soldier can run 100 meters in 10 seconds (over the remains of an artillery barrage, in full kit). The Germans got their machine guns firing in about 8 seconds, and the French took longer than 10 seconds.

    Motivated reasoning is deadly, but usually to someone else.

    1455:

    The issue in these cases is what is the definition of a crime.

    Plus a side order of some laws setting things up as civil, not criminal issues.

    1456:

    the French soldier can run 100 meters in 10 seconds (over the remains of an artillery barrage, in full kit)

    You would think all the sprinter medals at the Olympics would have been won by the French.

    1457:

    Robert Prior @ 1446:

    Captain Sullenberger would like a word ...

    Did you miss the word "rarely" in my post? Or the smilie? :-)

    I saw them. I accorded them as much weight as they merited.

    You're missing my point, which is that that was an incredibly rare occurrence. Bird strikes aren't uncommon, and yet airplanes aren't falling from the sky.

    I'm not missing it. I telling you you're wrong.

    An "airborne IED" would NOT be the same as a bird strike. That's what you are arguing.

    But they are NOT the same. They WILL NOT BE the same.

    With respect to explosive, I don't have personal experience with more than a bit of homemade gunpowder. So I'll take your word that a 500 g shaped charge is sufficient to punch a hole in a jet. What I'm not convinced of is that getting that shaped charge on location (and aimed in the right direction) is best accomplished using a slow-moving quadcopter.

    The defense has to be right every time. The offense only has to succeed once (although if they DO succeed once they'll obviously keep trying it again, and again, and ...)

    Just because you don't think it can be done doesn't mean nobody can do it.

    Ignoring racing drones (no cargo capacity), you're looking at a maximum of 20 m/s flying speed with much slower climb/dive rates (5 ms/ and 3 m/s) for most recreational and commercial drones. (Or slower.) Your target will be moving at 60 m/s or faster.

    Don't ignore racing drones. I wouldn't. Terrorists won't if they think they'll serve their purposes. You can build a racing drone with cargo capacity.

    For the price of a swarm of quadcopters (an attack helicopter worth) you could buy a lot of purpose-designed anti-aircraft missiles on the black market. Or develop your own, if you have people capable of designing custom quadcopter control systems. Or attack planes on the ground using something like the mortar the IRA used in London.

    If you use a swarm of drones you only have to replace any that make a successful hit. You could recover the others and use them again on your next attempt.

    Black market anti-aircraft missiles are NOT that easy to come by. If they were, the bad actors would already be using them.

    Mortars are EASY to improvise, IF all you want is to just to DAMAGE parked aircraft. Don't work as well against MOVING targets.

    Now, if you just want to cause disruption, then zipping a quadcopter up into the flight path and setting off an explosive could be a great way of closing an airport, even if no airplanes are actually damaged. Do it at multiple airports and you might cause a wide shutdown. Could you be traced? Likely — I would be very surprised if someone isn't monitoring radio frequencies near airports. Certainly any DJI drone will show up on Aeroscope even if you hack the Remote ID — so better avoid those nefarious Chinese-made drones that share data with the American authorities, and use a less-traceable American-made model!

    You're making UNREAL assumptions. You're assuming that because you can't figure it out, NO ONE CAN.

    Change the control frequency to a non-standard one.

    The drones don't have to be radio controlled - pre-program a swarm to lift off & fly into a known approach or departure path. Push the start button when you see the aircraft approaching and GTFOuttaDodge.

    You don't have to stand there like a numpty waiting to see if it's successful. If you are successful EVERYONE will hear the bang even if they're miles away!

    Those are just tactics I came up with on the spur of the moment. They might not work every time, but they only have to work once. If they don't work, try something else.

    You just don't have a ruthless enough imagination to anticipate all the bad shit that bad actors can come up with.

    You're thinking like Kardashev's "DIA", insisting the PRC wouldn't be able to synchronize launches to achieve a "time on target" attack. because you don't like the results if they can.

    1458:

    Maybe they can only do it in full kit and the Olympic committee get all upset about competitive dudes with guns running around?

    1459:
    "When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is probably wrong."
         Arthur C. Clarke

    Making a flying IED out of a small civilian hobby drone would work the same.

    1460:

    https://youtu.be/DOWDNBu9DkU

    sweet piece of kit...

    problem being they can 'deliver' semtex not just sandwiches

    now how we prevent such gizmos from being co-opted as unblinking surveillance of unloved minorities as well as so utterly hack-proof as to be trustworthy in urban airspace?

    1461:

    Done with malice (of which I have none), there's probably some shot size (duck shot, maybe?) that puts a sufficiently dispersed cloud of tungsten or steel shot right where it will get sucked into the jets right when there's little room for error.

    If you do this to just one engine (most likely, given the speed of the jet), the airplane is unlikely to crash.

    Commercial twin engine aircraft have to be able to take off on one engine to be certified by the FAA. (A four-engine aircraft would obviously have no problem taking off with three engines.) See for example this video of a twin-engine Airbus A350 taking off with one engine idling:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QMJ3_NiWbs

    On a landing approach, the airplane is using reduced power, so a single working engine can almost certainly produce enough power to either successfully complete the landing or to abort the landing and climb out for a go around.

    1462:

    Er, no. For single use, wearing out the barrel isn't an issue. And tin is a perfectly good substitute for lead - just more expensive and not as common.

    1463:

    https://www.npr.org/2023/03/19/1164620426/the-relationship-between-climate-change-and-rising-disease

    since we've started down into a very grim realm of misused tech... here's a new audio snippet about a growing CCSS issue... disease

    now imagine the leverage provided by cheap, remotely administered drone swarms to deliberately optimize vector borne diseases... with 'remotely' defined as hundreds (thousands!) of kilometers which makes backtracking attacks a challenge... if your goal is battering an enemy's economy then spreading already present diseases is a cost effective tactic... costs of treating Lyme disease add up into billions annually...

    1464:
    So how did it gain the common perception it has today of being a person who trusts no one?

    Ambrose Bierce? ;)

    1465:

    We've been failing in facing that western democracies have become in-all-but-name some form of gerontocracy

    "western democracy" is not equal to "United States system of government"

    Most western democracies don't have particularly elderly people running the government

    1466:

    1444 & 1445

    "a nasty guerrilla war is the end-state of any U.S. intervention"

    s/U.S./Russian/ , which makes me wonder how Putin would deal with victory in Ukraine.

    1467:

    here's a new audio snippet

    FYI - NPR is a US news operation that ws government funded (not sure now) that dos daily and weekly TV and audio news shows. But their web site nearly always includes a transcript of the stories they post for those who would rather read the story.

    This one does.

    1468:

    'Supposed insight' is right; it's only true if you assume farm families thought children didn't eat and were planning to kill all the surplus kids once they hit their early twenties.

    People usually care about what happens to their children after they grow up; ensuring that some do grow up is one of the reasons for the high birth rates we're talking about, after all.

    1469:

    I don't know why people are so fixated on drone=quadcopter.

    It's the most common form encountered, and what is used to illustrate almost every article I've seen about drones (even some that were about military drones!).

    I'm discussing them because (a) it's what I know, and (b) someone else used them as an example of a weapon, and I was originally replying to that.

    1470:

    s/U.S./Russian/ , which makes me wonder how Putin would deal with victory in Ukraine

    He'll do exactly what he did in Chechnya. Appoint a right-wing authoritarian strong man who depends on him for a supply of guns and money, then rule at gunpoint.

    There will be lots of corpses. (Putin is vastly less worried about bad PR than any US government.)

    See also: war crimes indictment at the ICC.

    1471:

    1446 and 1457 - For the avoidance of doubt, my reference upthread was about the availability of empty ground on the Heathrow flightpath, nothing more.

    1448 - For that matter, there are cargo machines that are styled as "Unmanned Aerial Vehicle" (UAV). These look like "normal aircraft" except for the absence of a cockpit, and take off and land from conventional airports.
    They have been used for post services between Fair Isle and Sumburgh.

    1469 - Well, here's one example, normally used as a target, but other types are available.

    1472:

    Conviction of any State crime would not preclude anyone from running for any Federal office, and serving if elected. Contrawise, the POTUS cannot pardon any conviction of a State crime.

    Very few Federal crimes prohibit running for and serving in any Federal office upon conviction. There are a couple that do and the ex-POTUS is at risk of being charged and convicted for them.

    1473:

    Well, there was a time when a "sitting US Representative" was sitting in a jail cell for his entire term. It was around the time of the Civil War (afterwards I think, but can't remember for sure), and a Representative is not a President, but it's precedent of a sort.

    1474:

    An "airborne IED" would NOT be the same as a bird strike. That's what you are arguing.

    But they are NOT the same. They WILL NOT BE the same.

    And that's not what I'm arguing.

    You wrote: "And close to the ground (takeoff or landing) you wouldn't even need the explosive payload, just getting your quadcopter into the flight path to create a collision would probably be enough to down civilian aircraft."

    I'm pointing out that a simple drone strike is unlikely to bring down an aircraft — hence the stats about bird strikes.

    If you use a swarm of drones you only have to replace any that make a successful hit. You could recover the others and use them again on your next attempt.

    That greatly increases your chance of being caught. It's as stupid as reusing a burner phone for your next crime. (Which the police appreciate!)

    Maybe I haven't had enough tea this morning, but it seems you keep changing the situation. There's a big jump from "fly some quadcopters into the flight path" to "custom design an autonomous swarm of high-speed explosive drones". The latter would be nasty and would likely work at least once, but would be expensive and technically difficult to design and test without getting caught.

    The defense has to be right every time. The offense only has to succeed once

    True but not complete. The first time an attack happens, countermeasures will be deployed and that kind of attack will be more difficult in the future. Every time the terrorists try again they have a lower chance of success and a higher chance of getting caught — even if they attack failed.

    The 9/11 attacks worked because the tactic was new, and the attacks were simultaneous. One of the attacks failed because people on the hijacked plane knew about earlier attacks and took action to stop that one.

    How many hijackings have succeeded since 9/11?

    Mortars are EASY to improvise, IF all you want is to just to DAMAGE parked aircraft. Don't work as well against MOVING targets.

    That's why I suggested using them to attack aircraft on the ground. Hit the aircraft just as it receives clearance for pushback if you want to target the passengers. Full load of fuel, collateral damage to ground facilities a bonus.

    Making a flying IED out of a small civilian hobby drone would work the same.

    And that's where my imagination fails. Not that a swarm of explosive drones that autonomously target high-speed objects is possible. I would be very surprised if DARPA didn't have designs or working prototypes, if only to plan and test countermeasures. I would also be surprised if a group of terrorists could designing such a thing without getting noticed by a government agency.

    It's not just a matter of kit-bashing existing models.

    Now, if those terrorists had a safe harbour to design and test in, then the odds goes up. But that implies at least one government at least tacitly supporting them. Or, I suppose, a large organization running interference and providing cover.

    But if you have that large organization, you wouldn't be limited to small civilian hobby models.

    1475:

    "He'll do exactly what he did in Chechnya. Appoint a right-wing authoritarian strong man who depends on him for a supply of guns and money, then rule at gunpoint."

    I'm sure that's what he has in mind, but whether it would work in the much different geographic and demographic circumstances of Ukraine is questionable. Maybe in the Donbas, but it would be a tough slog elsewhere in the country.

    1476:

    Once again, no. I was reacting to the single line, which I quoted and italicized from Duffy's post which read, "Trouble is, the woman would have to prove that her miscarriage was not a secret abortion."

    All my replies regarding the issue have only addressed the legal issue of that assertion, which is clearly wrong for the reasons already stated. I have not addressed any other idea, and you can trace the conversation back and determine for yourself that this is true! I think you may disagree with other ideas in Duffy's post. I'd agree that they are wrong, and also part of the "big picture," but I'm not addressing those ideas.

    You can address those ideas if you care to, but don't aim your comments at me - I didn't make them!

    1477:

    I think this is a silly argument. Heteromeles' idea for using a proper punt gun would be much more effective in taking down a large jet. (Not that I recommend such an action - there are better ways to protest global warming.)

    1478:

    Drones don’t even need to be new designs. Rumours about the Russians converting AN-2 cargo planes as drones for use in Ukraine have ben around for a few weeks.

    https://theaviationist.com/2022/03/02/russia-may-use-an-2-biplanes-in-ukraine/

    1479:

    What I was wondering was: For a single use barrel, would a plastic drainpipe embedded in cement suffice? It's not like you're rifling the barrel, think of this as an enlarged single-use blunderbuss.

    1480:

    Charlie Stross 1470:

    there's a word -- starts with an "O" -- for stacked heap of human skulls

    Putin will order one of those assembled in every city in his newest Russian province of every unhappy peasant not enjoying Serfdom 3.0

    1481:

    Yes. See "Livens Projector", which was basically just an oil drum buried in the earth.

    1482:

    It starts with a T, and I think Charlie knows this very well ;)

    1483:

    For example. see list of Phantom variants and look for any QF preficed variant.

    1484:

    Moz's idea was to get hold of old artillery shells, so your 10kg of steel balls with no load-carrying or friction-reducing function whatsoever come neatly packaged in a subsidiary barrel of their own; your single-use ground barrel merely has to launch the whole thing towards the plane, and then when it gets close enough the bursting charge in the shell goes off and shotguns the steel balls at the plane from close to.

    If you're actually doing this properly you use a proper gun, or preferably several, to launch lots and lots of shells which are much better optimised for the task at a high rate of fire while tracking the movement of the plane. That way you may be lucky enough that one or two out of a barrow-load will go off close enough to actually do some damage. Being able to launch a single pot-shot from an inaccurate tube on a pre-aligned fixed mount, on the other hand, is barely any improvement over simply mooning at the plane and lighting farts in its general direction.

    1485:

    Charlie @ 1470
    The war crimes indictment has got them very twitchy ....
    There are reports that Medvedev has threatened The Hague with a hypersonic missile from a just-off-Dutch-coast RU ship.
    How nice - don't these utter fuckwits understand anything at all except threats?
    Or that the ICC is nothing at all to do with the Netherlands government?
    And, of course said country is a member of NATO?

    1486:

    My immediate reaction to that was "Ah, Blair". However, your experience is more recent, and we have moved on the even more extreme media mogul overlords. Progress.

    1487:

    It wouldn't. One key difference is that the dominating military conglomerate in the world was not and is not pumping modern arms to the Chechnya opposition. I never did work out why not - while the USA might have learnt from its experience in building up the Taliban, learning from experience isn't a typical characteristic.

    1488:

    They should have made a series, in Bigglesoid style...

    "Hawk" Wyatt on the Western Front
    "Hawk" Wyatt on the Eastern Front
    "Hawk" Wyatt in Salonika
    "Hawk" Wyatt in the Alps
    "Hawk" Wyatt at the Siege of Kut

    ...etc.

    "...the idiocy of the generals of that war"

    ...is largely overstated. Yes, there were some bits of reasoning as obviously dumb as your example, but there are also many such cases which turn out to be exaggerations of instances of spot idiocy into a general condition, cases which were not obviously dumb until that war made them so, cases where no possible alternative option would have been any less shit, etc. etc.

    Nobody expected or planned for a lengthy war in the first place, and nobody expected it to get stuck in a permanently entrenched siege condition. When it did, nobody had any idea how to deal with it, nor did anyone have any idea how extreme would be the conditions resulting from doing it over and over again on the same bits of ground with such unprecedentedly huge amounts of artillery fire. All the generals were basically having to learn how to handle a completely new kind of war, in real time on a live system. And then retrain all the rest of their enormous armies, and do it over and over again as tactics evolved and new soldiers replaced dead ones, and provide them with the weapons they now found they needed craploads more of, and all the other associated difficulties. Different forces managed different aspects of their novel situation better than others, and similarly cocked different things up. It's natural to think of the generals as being the experts who ought to know what they're doing before they start, and so decry them for not living up to the expectation, but it's also not realistic, because there were no experts at what they actually ended up doing, so they had to teach themselves to be experts as they went along, and without any way to make the mistakes which are part of learning in a harmless sandbox.

    1489:

    Unfortunaly, I've had (past tense) friends who couldn't handle a paradocs, or even one....

    1490:

    And there are plenty of religious groups who can act, if their electoral candidates don't win. See "megachurch".

    1491:

    Or someone with a walking stick (of the approprieate weight, not foldable), who once learned to fight heavy (i.e. (sword or mace) and shield) in the SCA.

    1492:


    I am literally screaming about this. Russia doesn't recognize the ICC.
    I am trying to decide if it will affect my ability to sell fiction if I write a letter to the NYT, the WaPo, and the ICC, that they are utter and complete FRAUDS, and this is bs, and they need to shutter themselves and SLINK AWAY... IF THEY DO NOT ISSUE IDENTICAL WARRANTS FOR GEORGE W. BUSH, DICK CHENEY, YOO (who wrote the "opinion" that waterboarding at Abu Ghraib was "not torture"), and the REST OF THE US GOVERNMENT ADMIN THAT INVADED, CONQUERED, AND DESTROYED IRAQ AND ITS INFRASTRUCTURE.

    1493:

    Pigeon 1482:

    What I meant to type, there's that word which I cannot bring forth and was hoping someone reading could.

    Either ageing process took a severe uptick in the last year or I indeed have lingering covid. Not full out-n-out drooling fool just brain fog which obscured all these bits. Suddenly outright lost or temporarily misplaced. Never was good at spelling but these last months it has gotten annoying how spellchecker(s) does not quite bridge the gap between what I typed and what I meant. Maybe I better review my posts here since I've been a bit less foggy today.

    But there's that word for heaped up skulls, starts with "O". Something to do with post-battlefield bragging...?

    1494:

    I believe I've read that it's about hush money paid to Stormy Daniels DURING THE ELECTION CAMPAIGN, which is criminal.

    1495:

    Given what my Eldest, and a friend, have told me about many US nursing homes, robots would be better.

    1496:

    And then there's a number of governors of the US state of IL who went to prison. In my lifetime....

    1497:

    He's hoping it will be like Imran Khan.

    1498:

    I was saying years ago that the day he's supposed to report to prison is the morning that he's found "unresponsive".

    1499:

    "THE US GOVERNMENT ADMIN THAT INVADED, CONQUERED, AND DESTROYED IRAQ AND ITS INFRASTRUCTURE."

    For what were fairly openly admitted to be imperialistic motives and promoted using faked "intelligence."

    The invasion and conquest were totally on the program but, TBF, I think the scale of destruction resulted more from incompetence than intent. AIUI, Cheney et al aimed for a friendly/subservient Iraq that would anchor American interests in the region and keep pumping oil on favorable terms.

    Oops.

    1500:

    Microbe... I can't seem to find online, but does anyone know the effect of sugar, or Fels Naptha soap crystals have on jet fuel, the way they're Not Good for ICE?

    1501:

    But it could result in him no longer listable as "billionaire".

    1502:

    Wow. If I've heard that song, I didn't remember it.

    1503:

    "But there's that word for heaped up skulls, starts with "'O'"

    Ossuary?

    Bones in general, but skulls are often prominently featured.

    1504:

    Sounds like great news to me. And that's not even mentioned the birth control pill ingredients that are in the water.

    1505:

    Y'know, when I was playing D&D a lot, to test out how far someone in armor could run in one melee round (5 sec), I, who was in good shape, put on my SCA-qualified heavy fighting armor, and ran. IIRC, it was about 100' or maybe less.

    And that was on pavement. No mud.

    1506:

    NPR, once upon a time, was heavily government-subsidized.

    Then came Newt the Grinch, who shut down the government ('95), and began the cuts, and in spite of their buckling to him (Edward R. Murrow they were not), it's now down to a joke funding, Depending on the local station, somewhere between 60% and 80% (or more) is from the begathons that run several times a year, and the occasional big company that wants certain coverage, or lack thereof.*

    * Summer of '96, Congress was holding hearings on ADM's control of agribusiness. Wed of that week, suddenly, ADM was a sponsor. Suddenly, there was very little coverage of it.

    1507:

    Yes. A puppet dictator, like the Shah of Iran, and we would provide arms for him to do whatever, so long as we got the oil.

    No difference.

    1508:

    And they utterly ignored the lessons of the US Civil War (with Gatling guns, etc), because "those were only the ex-colonies", not professionals like us.

    And they'd been building up to this. Cf, The Proud Tower, by Tuchmann.

    1509:

    Moz @ 1443:

    OGH: resulting revenge-frenzy would make 9/11 look like a vicar's tea party. If you think invading Iraq and Afghanistan was an over-reaction?

    At the time I thought it was empire in action, they wanted a war and they picked from their list of usual suspects based on a crude cost-benefit analysis. What do they have, and what will it cost us to take it? Any relationship to the Saudi's who carried out the 9/11 attacks was coincidental.

    I don't think it was "empire" in action so much as "blind ideology" & the Dunning-Kruger Effect in action.

    Cheney & Rumsfeld had a boner for Saddam Hussein dating back to Bush Senior days; the botched ending of Desert Storm. Boy-Blunder (Junior) was just going along for anything that would finally make daddy tell him "he was a good boy".

    The 9/11 attack had nothing to do with the Iraq invasion other than provide "THEM" with the only excuse they were ever going to get for implementing their "New American Century" plan to take over Iran once and for all (and dominate the Middle East and all the rest of the world as well).

    And don't fool yourself, Iran was the target all along.

    Iraq was merely the staging area through which the victorious American forces would flow!1

    Look at a map. All of the important locations for controlling Iran are in the west, or south along the Persian Gulf. "The Persian Gulf is the HINGE around which the middle east rotates." Afghanistan is & was too far away to the north and east from the "center of action" to matter in controlling Iran.

    That's why instead of just going into Afghanistan with a punitive raid, killing bin Ladin and gettin' the fuck out, they made such a perfunctory effort, which turned into quagmire. Which anyone who stayed awake during World History Class in the 4th grade in school could have told them was going to happen ... and DID.

    There's a pile of articles on the 20'th anniversary of the invasion of Iraq, and this one reminded me of OGH comment:

    https://theconversation.com/we-did-it-so-badly-its-now-backfired-women-and-minority-us-forces-reflect-on-the-invasion-of-iraq-now-20-years-ago-199415 how to create a new Iraqi political system that was representative, cooperative, friendly to Western allies, and had popular support.

    The problem I have with that article is it supports the fallacy that there was some way the Iraq invasion could have been done RIGHT (when it shouldn't have been done at all).

    It was always doomed to failure; especially considering the ideological blinders of the Washington CABAL pushing it.2

    I think it's hard to argue that Iraq had any western allies. There were definitely none fighting on the ground for Iraq. But since they mean pro-invasion, I'd say it's a classic pick any two... popular opposition to the invasion was strong, so having a representative, popular quisling government wasn't ever going to happen.

    The key difference is that it's been a while since the US has invaded a mostly-white country, let alone a rich one. Picking a fight like that right now could easily just lead to an expansion of China's influence in the direction of the uncooperative "western" power. I'm specifically thinking of Australia here, because if a bunch of US+Canada domestic terrorists persuaded that US to repeat their Iraqi experience it's possible that the site for the lesson would be Australia. Invade, install a quisling government, watch China rush to rescue us from the christofascists that the US installed to rule us...

    You've lost me there. Why would the U.S. want to invade Australia?

    --
    1 I read their fuckin' "plan"
    2 EVEN IF "THEY" had done what the military professionals told them was necessary for "success", it would have failed.

    1510:

    An ossuary is a place containing all the bones of the dead soldiers, and they often segregate them by type, so you get all the skulls in one pile, all the femurs in another, etc. I suppose that saves them having to do all the jigsaw puzzles. But it's more of a memorial thing than bragging. The French built a great big one at Verdun, as an example.

    The big assembly of just all the skulls for post-battlefield bragging is the tzompantli.

    1511:

    Moz @ 1448:

    I don't know why people are so fixated on drone=quadcopter.

    Just because those are the most common toys you see sold doesn't mean they're even a good idea, let alone the best possible tool for any random job.

    Very few people could build a drone themselves for any purpose, so they don't imagine anyone else doing it. It's said, If the only tool you have is a Hammer, than all of your problems become nails."

    In their lack of imagination, drones are the "hammer" you can buy from Amazon

    The drawback with that mindset is there are some problems that are NOT nails, and whacking on them with a hammer won't solve them. But that doesn't mean someone else can't find or invent a tool that will work.

    But for purposes of the ongoing argument here about whether drones could be effectively adapted as homemade weapons for mass murder, "drone=quadcopter" is close enough.

    1512:

    Moz @ 1451:

    If you were really nasty you'd buy some second hand but unused artillery shells and make the "big claymore" version of your "big shotgun", as JohnS alluded to above.

    FWIW, the market in "second hand but unused artillery shells" is even smaller than the market in unused MANPADS.

    The only agency offering them for sale is the FBI ... and they won't actually deliver them. They just take your money and lock your ass up!

    1513:

    I do believe that you have just reinvented one or both of the shrapnel round and the proximity fuze.

    1514:

    "IF THEY DO NOT ISSUE IDENTICAL WARRANTS FOR GEORGE W. BUSH, DICK CHENEY, YOO (who wrote the "opinion" that waterboarding at Abu Ghraib was "not torture"), and the REST OF THE US GOVERNMENT ADMIN THAT INVADED, CONQUERED, AND DESTROYED IRAQ AND ITS INFRASTRUCTURE."

    This.

    1515:

    "EVEN IF "THEY" had done what the military professionals told them was necessary for "success", it would have failed."

    IIRC, a senior general got himself fired by pointing out that standard doctrine for military occupation of a country called for one soldier for every 50 inhabitants. So something like 800,000 US troops for Iraq, plus logistics, plus rotations in and out, etc. Definitely not an acceptable message.

    1516:

    Howard NYC @ 1460:

    https://youtu.be/DOWDNBu9DkU

    sweet piece of kit...

    problem being they can 'deliver' semtex not just sandwiches

    now how we prevent such gizmos from being co-opted as unblinking surveillance of unloved minorities as well as so utterly hack-proof as to be trustworthy in urban airspace?

    That's about the best thing I've seen on YouTube in a long, Long time.

    Since the Zipline company controls the drones I think there's less chance of them being co-opted. They will, of course, have to vet their shippers to make sure it really is a local pharmacy or sandwich shop ... and protect their operating system from hackers to reduce the likelihood anyone can hijack their drones to make unscheduled pickups substituting payloads ... but I'm guessing they're already on top of that and just didn't detail their security methods in the video.

    1517:

    Pigeon @ 1488
    Unfortunately true, but YES.
    Everyone goes on & on about the ghastliness of day ONE of the Somme ... but the French were losing 10-20 000 men a DAY for weeks at the start of that war (!)
    Also, the Brits learnt, horribly, but fast. After that disaster, even on day 2, it was done differently.
    My oldest uncle went Over the Top on day 3 ... he wasn't even scratched, from there until the Armistice.

    whitroth & Kardashev
    We've discussed this before & Charlie has also mentioned it.
    By March 1944 the Allies ( Certainly the British ) had plans for governing Germany, "after we've won" ... I know, because my father, then working at Ardeer, was asked if he would be interested in a job in "CivMilGov" after it was all over (!).
    Iraq: NO PLANS WERE MADE for what to do afterwards, in spite of being warned, but the idiot polliticos said "We don't need that" - with resutls that we now observe.
    ... John S' comment @ 1509, about Dunning-Kruger is most likely correct.
    And later: - IIRC, a senior general got himself fired by pointing out that standard doctrine for military occupation of a country called for one soldier for every 50 inhabitants. So something like 800,000 US troops for Iraq, plus logistics, plus rotations in and out, etc - THIS, precisely.
    What numbers were used in the US & Britis sectors of Germany 1945-48/9, I wonder?
    Quote from National Army Museum website: * with around 800,000 Commonwealth soldiers in Germany by the end of 1945, ...*

    1518:

    If you're going to use a drone to attack an airplane, the best time to do this is before the plane takes off. Just fly it into one of the engines and detonate it.

    1519:

    I think it's the Cool Toy factor of droves. If I wanted to deal with someone - I'm amazed that no one's done this yet: a radio controlled vehicle, the kind they sell in hobby stores, could easily carry a kg of explosive payload. Find out the streets the target's vehicle is going to take, and park it under a parked car. When it comes, drive ir to meet the target, and boom.

    1520: 1500: Yes, you can gel jet fuel by means of the same old usual chemical additives. But that won't get past all the various precautions such as Charlie lists. Hence the genetic enhancements in the design of Yurigella sludgeogenes, to give it a better chance of slipping past the measures which are intended to exclude the natural version. 1508: Well, the two main players on the Western front had already had one war, with each other, after the STR, and it went very differently. Both of them were basically expecting to fight 1870 v2 incorporating workarounds for the bugs they had encountered fighting v1, seen against the background of all the other times they'd got into a ding-dong with each other before that.

    The British army's most recent learning experience had been the Boer war, which again was nothing like the STR, but it was a potentially useful example of what might now happen in the kind of war the British army was supposed to be for - ie. not a land war in Europe. Then when they did find themselves fighting a land war in Europe, they were such a small force that they effectively had no say in how it was fought - either they could go along with what the French were doing, or they would basically be wasting their time being there at all.

    The accusation of not learning from the STR is probably most validly directed at the US, since they had actually had it, yet they still didn't arrive in France with any pre-existing understanding of what the conditions would be like. They had to learn to cope with it just as much as the French did (and the same way as the French did, thanks to Pershing being a dick and not letting them teach him anything.)

    But really the STR is not such a good premonitory foreshadowing as it is often claimed to be, because the argument is all about rapid fire small arms, whereas WW1 was a war of rapid fire artillery - which didn't exist in the STR, nor in 1870 - in fucking huge quantities. It was the capabilities, deficiencies and requirements of the artillery that ended up defining not far off all the conditions of that war, on all scales from grand strategy down to local and immediate moments of success or failure within some battle. Everything revolved around what artillery could and couldn't do, how well it did it, what you had to do to keep it doing it, and how to make it start and stop and do it in the right place. A trench is at least as much for protection against shell fire as for protection against small arms, and it was still artillery that caused more casualties than any other weapon, including machine guns. There is a popular idea of WW1 as a machine gun war, with images of walls of soldiers advancing into machine gun fire and getting mowed flat, but this is another of those instances of the (actually relatively few) disasters where that undoubtedly did happen being exaggerated into false exemplars of accepted general practice. The success of the attack along most of the length of the front doesn't get noticed nearly as much as the section where everyone got shot up by the 2 remaining machine guns the artillery hadn't managed to hit, and that sort of thing.

    1521:

    I haven't reinvented them, I've just commented on how useful the existing inventions may or may not be for a particular application.

    1522:

    Someone tried that on Clint Eastwood once...

    1523:

    Dunno. But what works in Hollywood on screen doesn't work in the real world. I point you to 6 Jan 2020....

    1524:

    Different forces managed different aspects of their novel situation better than others, and similarly cocked different things up.

    Yep. I was particularly struck by one military historian's explanation of the British Army's tactics during the first day of the first Battle of the Somme, which actually made sense in context but fell victim to unforeseen shit-happening. Like the British having equipped their troops with barbed-wire cutters mounted on their rifle bayonet lugs, which didn't work because the Germans had changed the gauge of wire they used some time after the war began. Or the explanation for why the British walked across no man's land towards the German machine guns -- the MGs were supposed to have been taken out by the artillery bombardment first, and it was more than a mile of muddy uphill slope: if they ran they'd be winded by the time they got within bayonet range of the defenders, and if they crawled the German artillery would have an hour to zero in on them.

    So a legend about a disastrous tactical mistake -- the British soldiers were marched slowly into machinegun fire and barbed wire -- turns out to have been less a case of stupidity and more the outcome of an intelligence failure.

    1525:

    Of course, I realized I should have added, "currently being re-staged by a far more competent director and enthusiastic cast in Pakistan....

    1526:

    They were noticeably trying to learn even by that afternoon, but the communications were nowhere near up to getting the information where it was needed fast enough. Which of course happened from the moment any action began. I often find myself reflecting that the technology of the time would have just about made it possible to build a crude and crappy battery-powered UHF super-regen Morse set, roughly similar in size to a truncheon and also not all that much less robust, with a range of maybe a few hundred metres; the theory existed, it just needed someone to have the idea. Even with all the obvious disadvantages it would still have been so much better than anything else they tried (and even if it was useless you could still clobber the enemy over the head with it).

    1527:

    Wonderful. Why is it that no one ever reports "the artillery needs fo shoot some more (also see D-Day)?

    You'll excuse me if I give the obvious quote: "I'm not stupid, I'm not expendable, and I'm not going."

    1528:

    Exactly. And the attack did succeed along most of the attack front. The disaster part was mainly just a bit at the north end where the topography massively favoured German artillery observation over British lines, and allowed the German position to be particularly strong while making the British one particularly weak. (And "don't attack that bit" wasn't an option because of the threat to the flank of the adjacent bit of the attack.)

    1529:

    And they'd been building up to this. Cf, The Proud Tower, by Tuchmann.

    Speaking of which, in the USA the ebook of The Proud Tower is on discount to $4.99 right now on Amazon (and probably other ebook stores), the cheapest it's been in about 3 years.

    (I use a sniping app to get notifications of ebook price drops and I finally grabbed a copy.)

    1530:
    I am literally screaming about this. Russia doesn't recognize the ICC.

    No. But Ukraine does.

    I am trying to decide if it will affect my ability to sell fiction if I write a letter to the NYT, the WaPo, and the ICC, that they are utter and complete FRAUDS, and this is bs, and they need to shutter themselves and SLINK AWAY... IF THEY DO NOT ISSUE IDENTICAL WARRANTS FOR GEORGE W. BUSH, DICK CHENEY, YOO (who wrote the "opinion" that waterboarding at Abu Ghraib was "not torture"), and the REST OF THE US GOVERNMENT ADMIN THAT INVADED, CONQUERED, AND DESTROYED IRAQ AND ITS INFRASTRUCTURE.
    But neither the US nor Iraq (before or after the US invasion) recognise the ICC.

    So they can do nothing.

    We all wish they could, but it is not the ICC being hypocritical.

    1531:

    Of course the UK is a signatory to the ICC, so the UK could have been charged for its war crimes, and the ICC opened investigations into whether UK citizens should be charged. But this was very early in the existence of the ICC and many of the rules hadn't yet been solidified (converting the "victor's justice" of Nuremberg into something legally justifiable, across multiple legal systems, is hard).

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Criminal_Court_and_the_2003_invasion_of_Iraq

    1532:

    See my post that crossed with yours... they couldn't. It took hours for a message to get back from the front, if it got back at all. Field telephones were little use in the midst of a battle because the wires were constantly getting hit by shells. The only reasonably rapid signalling system they had was to fire coloured flares, and much of the time that didn't work either because there was too much smoke and fog and crap flying about for anyone to see them.

    There's also the problem of getting the artillery to shoot in the right place. The British artillery couldn't do predictive fire at the time of the Somme. If, as was common, they couldn't see the target from the gun, they had to rely on someone with a phone standing where they could see and going "up a bit... left a bit...". At this point on the front the British didn't have any good places to stand and see. The idea had been to simply plaster the whole area with as many shells as possible all the previous week so everything would be bound to get hit anyway, but the German defences were far more robustly and thoroughly constructed than anyone realised, so that turned out not to have been enough.

    1533:

    (from Mike's Link above) in the Nagorno-Karabakh theatre, the Azerbaijani biplanes were not really drones (i.e. remotely piloted), but purely unmanned, according to the reports: the pilot took off normally, pointed the aircraft at Armenian positions and then locked the aircraft’s controls using belts. After that the pilot bailed out

    That's a whole new take on a "modern" unmanned aerial vehicle :)

    1534:

    It was explained to me as follows: The ICC has jurisdiction over what happens in Ukraine because the Ukrainian government has given it jurisdiction.

    Per the explanation, jurisdiction is territorial - imagine a U.S. citizen going to France and assaulting someone... they'll be tried under French law. Ukraine has agreed that the ICC's definition of war crimes will be the law of the land, also applicable to Ukrainian soldiers.

    1535:

    AlanD2 @ 1461:

    Does get a bit dicier if the engine explodes or the wing is on fire while close to the ground - right after takeoff or just before landing.

    Google American 191

    1536:

    IF THEY DO NOT ISSUE IDENTICAL WARRANTS FOR GEORGE W. BUSH, DICK CHENEY, YOO (who wrote the "opinion" that waterboarding at Abu Ghraib was "not torture"), and the REST OF THE US GOVERNMENT ADMIN THAT INVADED, CONQUERED, AND DESTROYED IRAQ AND ITS INFRASTRUCTURE.

    One of the successful defence arguments at Nuremberg was that the Allies did the same thing as a tactic of war. Saved at least one accused from the noose. Which seems to establish a precedent that the winner is never guilty of war crimes.

    Kinda like John Harrington's poem about treason, actually.

    1537:

    a radio controlled vehicle, the kind they sell in hobby stores, could easily carry a kg of explosive payload. Find out the streets the target's vehicle is going to take, and park it under a parked car. When it comes, drive ir to meet the target, and boom.

    Did you ever see the film Runaway?

    https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088024/

    Or going further back in time, remember Goliath?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcGUizasTC8

    1538:

    US presidential candidates have run from in jail before. Because a hundred years ago the USA used to jail left-wing politicians fairly regularly.

    Socialist Party of America candidate Eugene Debs won 6% of the vote for president in 1912 while in jail.

    That was a good showing - more than a quarter as much as the Republican candidate William Taft (23.2% of the vote).

    1539:

    imagine a U.S. citizen going to France and assaulting someone... they'll be tried under French law

    Assuming you could get them back to France for the trial (unless you tried them in absentia)…

    The American government has a mixed record for holding its citizens accountable for crimes committed overseas. As the Dunns (and many others) have discovered.

    1540:

    David L @ 1467:

    FYI - NPR is a US news operation that ws government funded (not sure now) that dos daily and weekly TV and audio news shows. But their web site nearly always includes a transcript of the stories they post for those who would rather read the story.

    Incorporated in 1970, NPR kind of started out as a U.S. imitation of BBC radio. Got about half its funding from the Corporation for Public Broadcasting, but lost most of that (> 95%) in 1983 during the Reagan administration.

    It's a 501(c)(3) supported by corporate donations & listener contributions.

    Considered "left-of-center", mainly because the Overton Window has shifted SO FAR to the right. If the "center" actually was in the CENTER, they'd be just slightly to the right of West European Christian Democrats.

    1541:

    Ed Seedhouse @ 1472:

    Conviction of any State crime would not preclude anyone from running for any Federal office, and serving if elected. Contrawise, the POTUS cannot pardon any conviction of a State crime.

    Very few Federal crimes prohibit running for and serving in any Federal office upon conviction. There are a couple that do and the ex-POTUS is at risk of being charged and convicted for them.

    Yeah, my point is that if he's locked up in a cell at the Clinton Correctional Facility in Dannemora, NY [and I hope he WILL BE], it's gonna' kind of complicate any nationwide (Federal) political campaign he might wish to undertake.

    And it would further complicate his administration if he actually won ... so, if he IS convicted by the Manhattan DA, the GQP might just decide to nominate someone else.

    Looking at the current alternatives in the GQP field, I think anyone they DID nominate would be worse ... a lot worse.

    It's a sad, sad state of affairs we've come to.

    1542:

    Troutwaxer @ 1477:

    I think this is a silly argument. Heteromeles' idea for using a proper punt gun would be much more effective in taking down a large jet. (Not that I recommend such an action - there are better ways to protest global warming.)

    I agree it's a stupid idea. Not just stupid, but evil, so I won't be surprised if someone does it.

    I won't be surprised if someone comes up with a way to make airborne IEDs to attack other targets besides civil aviation. It's a possible threat that I've been aware of for a fairly long time ...

    "Imagine a swarm of these things descending on your location with a couple pounds of explosives strapped to them!!"

    At the time I ran across the web site where I found that, "imagining" those sorts of threats was part of my job in the military.

    I'm retired now, but I haven't forgotten.

    1543:

    "So a legend about a disastrous tactical mistake -- the British soldiers were marched slowly into machinegun fire and barbed wire -- turns out to have been less a case of stupidity and more the outcome of an intelligence failure."

    The intelligence failure was the disasterous tactical mistake.

    The artillery barrage ran for weeks and was supposed to have taken out the German defences. That was The Plan.

    What they got wrong: They had seized elsewhere examples of German entrenchments that showed how good they were (and they were very good indeed), which made the barrage much less successful than expected. They had aerial reconnaissance that showed likewise that the Somme defences were similar to very good ones elsewhere, but they didn't attempt that comparison. Plenty of low-level officers in the field who'd done recon in no-man's land knew that the barrage was not being as successful as they'd predicted. There was a lot of data pointing to their plan being wrong.

    But The Plan was The Plan. Information from lower-level officials about whether the barrage was working was not sought. Information to check if assumptions about German defences were correct was not sought. Criticism of superiors plans by inferior officers who could see the barrage was not doing all it should was not accepted (indeed, was considered almost treasonous).

    And that was stupidity. It's like the Iraq war: an intelligence failure because those in charge had preconceived ideas that they were sure were right, and they only accepted intelligence that agreed with their pre-formed opinions.

    1544:

    CharlesH @ 1479:

    What I was wondering was: For a single use barrel, would a plastic drainpipe embedded in cement suffice? It's not like you're rifling the barrel, think of this as an enlarged single-use blunderbuss.

    It might. Steel pipe would definitely work.

    In Iraq the guys who were mortaring LSA Anaconda (Balad Airfield, aka Mortaritaville) every night used a steel pipe buried in the dirt. Had a cap screwed on the bottom end with a nail or a screw for the firing pin. They kept the top end of the pipe covered with a rock. They would dig it up and move it around occasionally.

    Three of them would walk along a path across an open area and the first one would move the rock aside with his foot. The second guy would drop the prepared mortar round into the tube & it would fire and then the third guy would walk past and nudge the rock back into place over the tube.

    Took a long time for the Army to finally figure it out and catch them. Counter-mortar radar could identify the general area and eventually one of the drones captured it on camera. But it was very subtle and even after it was caught, the analyists still didn't quite see it at first.

    There was no shortage of mortar rounds in the area. Many of the Iran/Iraq war battles were fought nearby and after that war & Desert Storm there were some locations where discarded artillery shells & mortar rounds were so thick on the ground you couldn't walk without stepping on them. Your boots literally would not touch the dirt.

    Gave EOD fits, because they couldn't just blow it all in place. If they'd tried, there would have been too many sympathetic detonations over too wide an area. They had to remove it to remote locations to blow it up.

    Digging up bombs..Hickabillies

    The bald guy playing the banjo was our HHC XO; the singer (not seen - holding the camera) & guitar player were from the MP platoon who did security for our convoys.

    I rode with them up to "Mortaritaville" a number of times while I was deployed whenever I had to go up there on business.

    Not sure about the mandolin player, I think he was one of the engineers.

    1545:

    Kardashev @ 1515:

    "EVEN IF "THEY" had done what the military professionals told them was necessary for "success", it would have failed."

    IIRC, a senior general got himself fired by pointing out that standard doctrine for military occupation of a country called for one soldier for every 50 inhabitants. So something like 800,000 US troops for Iraq, plus logistics, plus rotations in and out, etc. Definitely not an acceptable message.

    Chief of Staff of the Army Eric Shinseki

    1546:

    If you're going to use a drone to attack an airplane, the best time to do this is before the plane takes off. Just fly it into one of the engines and detonate it.

    As I pointed out above (#1461), commercial airliners are required by the FAA to be able to take off on one engine. See this:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QMJ3_NiWbs

    1547:

    Does get a bit dicier if the engine explodes or the wing is on fire while close to the ground - right after takeoff or just before landing.

    Of course, but the odds are against that.

    1548:

    You guys probably haven't ever come across Malcolm)?

    1549:

    Blow up a drone with 500g of semtex inside an engine while the plane is waiting at the gate and I guarantee you the airline will deboard the passengers. You won't kill everyone, but you don't actually have to - the panic factor of someone flying drones into jet engines will be all you need to make your point!

    1550:

    Or if you do want to blow up the plane, have your drone park itself inside the front landing gear compartment, then tell it to blow up in an hour.

    1551:

    Nobody expected or planned for a lengthy war in the first place, and nobody expected it to get stuck in a permanently entrenched siege condition.

    I think you let them off too easily. They had ample evidence that the glorious 6 week war was a chimera. The Army of the Potomac spent a quarter of the US Civil War in trenches south of Richmond. Both sides in that war used rifled muskets that fired perhaps 5 rounds a minute. Yet that musket fire broke the Union charges at Fredericksburg and Pickett's charge at Gettysburg.

    Prussia's brief wars in 1866 and 1870 were misconstrued. Rather than the superiority of our elan, the true lesson was that troops who can breach load while prone will slaughter the poor sods who have to kneel to load by mussel.

    By WWI, riflemen were trained and expected and did achieve 20 rounds rapid. The Vickers machine gun could fire 600 rpm.

    1552:

    Damian,

    Your link is broken. The close parenthesis needs to be part of it, and isn't.

    JHomes.

    1553:

    in the USA the ebook of The Proud Tower is on discount to $4.99 right now on Amazon

    You made me look. Same price on Apple.

    Apple's bookstore also has as set of 4 for $17.

    Distant Mirror

    Guns of August

    March in Folly

    The Proud Tower

    1554:

    If, as was common, they couldn't see the target from the gun, they had to rely on someone with a phone standing where they could see and going "up a bit... left a bit...".

    Well at first they used spotter balloons with a telegraph wire running down the the ground with the tether. Still had the issues of smoke and fog of war but was better than someone a few miles back on a hill with a scope dealing with parallax and depth of field.

    Along with the first airplanes taking pictures of the areas before the battles when the clouds would clear.

    Then each side started flying planes to shoot at the spotters. Then they put up planes to defend the spotters. Then ...

    1555:

    Blow up a drone with 500g of semtex inside an engine while the plane is waiting at the gate and I guarantee you the airline will deboard the passengers. You won't kill everyone...

    You might not kill anyone. The plane's engine casing is designed to contain broken fan blades coming apart at 3000+ rpm. That's a lot of energy to keep inside the engine compartment.

    1556:

    Or if you do want to blow up the plane, have your drone park itself inside the front landing gear compartment, then tell it to blow up in an hour.

    You'd definitely want to pick the nose wheel compartment. All sorts of fragile stuff above it (including the pilots).

    1557:

    I meant to write, "you won't kill anyone." My bad.

    1558:

    That's what I was thinking.

    1559:

    You might not kill anyone. The plane's engine casing is designed to contain broken fan blades coming apart at 3000+ rpm.

    Doesn't really mater. Obvious intentional such a thing will close the airport for a day to a week. And if ORD, JFK, LHR, etc... it will be a very big deal.

    1560:

    The accusation of not learning from the STR is probably most validly directed at the US, since they had actually had it, yet they still didn't arrive in France with any pre-existing understanding of what the conditions would be like.

    Bear in mind the STR ended in 1865. The USA arrived in WW1 in 1916, 51 years later -- that's nearly two whole careers for an officer. And also bear in mind that the USA had been fighting colonial wars, (much like the British albeit in a different hemisphere/climate zone) in Mexico and the Philippines. Sending the USMC in to beat up the former colonies of the Spanish Empire: not remotely the same mission as going toe-to-toe with the Central Powers.

    1561:

    David L @ 1553
    Got & read them all - also: "The Zimmerman Telegram"
    She also wrote on Vinegar Joe Stillwell, IIRC.

    1562:

    Bear in mind the STR ended in 1865. The USA arrived in WW1 in 1916, 51 years later -- that's nearly two whole careers for an officer.

    Plus until after WWI there really wasn't much of a standing armed forces in the US. The Navy got most of the money. And most of the federal government was paid for with tariffs, no income tax until about that time. (Sort of a limited government fan's wet dream.)

    The army officer corp's experience going into WWI was the Spanish American War, chasing Pancho Villa into Mexico, and the windup of the various Indian/Native American wars.

    Trench warfare was far removed from most any experience. And while the Army of the Potomac spend a lot of energy in the trenches around Petersburg and Richmond, what was talked about and studied was Grant crashing through the Virginia wilderness.

    1563:

    Charlie Stross 1529:

    which "sniping app"...? TIA

    whitroth 1508:

    Proud Tower, by Tuchmann ==> Proud Tower, by Barbara Tuchman

    Kardashev 1503:

    "Ossuary" being a bone room... that word I cannot retrieve is a carefully heaped stack of skulls, just skulls. Out in the open. As a military trophy display. Or leastwise that's how I vaguely recall the illustrations associated with it. Then again, it could also any of the other 25 letters as its first. Brain fog, feh.

    Pigeon 1510:

    Nope, not "tzompantli". What-ever-it-is was the stacking of skulls. Maybe I saw a geometric stackings, either square (each lower layer being one unit wider and composed of N^2 skulls) or triangular (no idea how to describe clearer)... my guess of this fragmented meme is it was in association with a wide scale massacre or unrestricted slaughter of a besieged city after walls were at long last breached...?

    whitroth 1495:

    In theory, we should not mind robots in nursing; but it is how it gets done and which deliverables-goals-priorities are given highest preference. Given the low wages and increasing demand, long term care facilities (LTCF) are all verging upon non-compliance with minimum staffing requirements. ("Nursing home" being just one sub-category of LTCFs. Differing needs for varying medical conditions.)

    If these robots were introduced at the topmost tier of these LTCFs then there'd be some certainty of highest quality and strictest of testing-administering-regulating-instrumenting-monitoring-upgrades. After all, the elderly mother of a CEO will surely be more respected than any 'ordinary' person (refer to the cynical prevalence for "some animals are more equal than others" in other contexts).

    Then there'd be trickle down as volume of manufacturing increases lead to lowered pricing and proven designs are accepted. From the very rich to the merely rich, eventually the majority of not-rich.

    The threat is if efforts at robots designed for nursing are introduced at the economic bottom tier where there's lessened respect (AKA: fear of high value lawyers and next-of-kin who are well connected to bought-and-paid politicians). Vendors will ignore complaints and easily buy off next-of-kin with paltry settlements to avoid headlines and court appearances and deep investigations.

    And right there is another TWITF novel as robots in nursing become a political football and extended court room drama... Netflix mini-series for sure for sure...

    =+=+=+=

    {WARNING: sarcasm level of 14.9 detected}

    oh goody, more slang to learn; granted it is of those higher intellectual abstractions with national/regional governance: economic, political, religious, commerce;

    American Style of Deprivation

    British Model of Austerity

    Russian Mode of Friendship

    Capitalism With Chinese Characteristics

    Ukrainian Determination to Avoid Slavery

    Israeli Bare Knuckled Power Grab

    Australian Indifference to Climate Change

    =+=+=+=

    1564:

    The strongest evidence of what is too kindly called idiocy, but was probably extreme callousness, is that casualties went up as the war progressed. There was a very large element of "this didn't work last time, so let's do it again, only on a large scale". Yes, the war was one of attrition, but the evidence that too many of the senior officers treated the lower ranks as disposable is very strong.

    Also, even in the wire-cutter example above, any competent engineer knows that you just do not rely on a new component in a critical path without testing it - and taking account of feedback. Yes, war requires taking risks, especially when there is no time to test, but few of the trench attacks were like that.

    1565:

    I also look at the fight just before WWII in the US Navy about air power. Pearl Harbor kicked in the teeth of the battleship admirals. But many admirals still wanted battleships over aircraft carriers. Outside of pre-landing bombardments and AA cover for carriers, they didn't really do much. And certainly didn't need to be battleships. Destroyers and cruisers would have done the same job much cheaper.

    Going with what you know vs. new and different is hard for all kinds of people. In so many areas of life. I keep thinking about people who shold know better talking about how EVs will never work as who wants to spend 20 minutes at the gas station. They just can't imagine the changes that would eliminate much of the need for such things as a gas station. (Petrol re-fill store? What is it called in the UK/EU?)

    1566:

    She also wrote on Vinegar Joe Stillwell, IIRC.

    She did, and it's a good book.

    1567:
    Going with what you know vs. new and different is hard for all kinds of people. In so many areas of life. I keep thinking about people who shold know better talking about how EVs will never work as who wants to spend 20 minutes at the gas station. They just can't imagine the changes that would eliminate much of the need for such things as a gas station. (Petrol re-fill store? What is it called in the UK/EU?)

    In the UK, we have motorways and service stations. I suspect in the US they'd just be called roads and gas stations. In cities, we have petrol stations, which may be very small, but many also have a small shop/mini-supermarket.

    Motorway service stations in the UK must be large enough to handle coachloads of people travelling from one city to another. What does that look like in the US? In the movies and TV shows I've seen, the coaches are very similar, but are called buses. Nevermind HGV traffic.

    I have no idea how EV tech will transform all this. I can only predict that people will still need service stations, if only to empty their bladders and refill their stomachs on long (multi-hour) journeys.

    1568:

    We used to have mostly service stations. They sold tires and did minor repairs. And sold gas. Some would overhaul an engine. It varied.

    This was when a tire would last 10K miles if a good tire and you had a non trivial chance of a water pump or thermostat dying every month or so.

    These days those are mostly gone. Mostly. But there's one a 10 minute walk from my house. Last one standing in the area so to speak. The all in one places. Cars go much longer between repairs so that business has consolidated down to pure repair shops. And muffler and oil change shops are all over now that also do a bit more. Especially safety and emissions inspections.

    There are so many variations in tire sizes now that that is also mostly a specialty store. Or a part of a larger store like Walmart or Costco.

    Most people buy gas/petrol at places with self service pumps and a store of over priced packaged things. Soft drinks, beer, cigs, and a zillion sugar or salted snack choices. Convenience stores we call them.

    Interstate is what we all call limited access highways. Even if they just go around the city. But from what I've seen we go a bit bigger than most of that side of the pond. 7 lanes each direction is common in larger cities. Around here I think 5 lanes each way is our biggest. (Pop of area is around 3 mil). Near cities most exits have a convenience store or few. Along the way there may be only 1 store at an exit. Stores "inside" the roadway have become rare.

    Thanks for the notes.

    1569:

    I can only predict that people will still need service stations, if only to empty their bladders and refill their stomachs on long (multi-hour) journeys.

    Most long distance routes in the US which are away from a metro area have "rest stops". Tesla and now the feds are adding chargers to those. These typically have some vending machines, 3 sets of rest rooms (one for cleaning cycles), and picnic tables and grassy areas for pets to do their thing. Most times they are every 20 to 40 miles.

    I used to be able to solo 5 hours and have a few soft drinks on the way. My prostrate has decided that now it is about 3 hours and fewer drinks please. My wife is hourly.

    1570:

    There's also the tourist/heritage angle. In the UK, we have a demographic that enjoys long coach trips to national heritage sites - and we have enough of those to justify various special interest organisations - and a retired population with the time and money to visit them.

    So imagine coachloads of elderly travellers, making multi-day trips. Think about everything that implies, like coaches making frequent stops at service stations. This is an industry in the UK, but how will it adapt to and use EV? Faster and better than the HGV industry?

    Again, I'm making no predictions here. Just asking questions. These industries exist, so does the EV industry. Beyond those trivial observations, I can only say I'm watching this space. That mainly involves reading the discussions here.

    Thanks.

    1571:
    I used to be able to solo 5 hours and have a few soft drinks on the way. My prostrate has decided that now it is about 3 hours and fewer drinks please. My wife is hourly.

    I could handle two hour journies without stops in the 80s. I can't recall a longer test. Recent experience suggests I can still cope, without drinking, but only just. I may be rather young for this blog, being in OGH's generation. (Hint: born between two Gemini missions.)

    So you and your wife have my sympathies.

    1572:

    So imagine coachloads of elderly travellers, making multi-day trips. Think about everything that implies,

    Those are advertised and sold to the same demographic in the US. For visits to the UK and I guess Europe. I rarely see such in the US. I suspect stuff in the US is just too far apart. But we had to scrape the side of a car on hedges in Ireland a few times as they went by in the other direction.

    Then there's that movie from the 60s. "If it's Tuesday this must be Belgium". Late 50s and into the 60s it was a thing to hit up 7 countries in 9 days or similar on trips to Europe. NOT ME.

    1573:

    Russian Space Operations

    I suspect Putin and friends were not planning on second order effects like this a year ago.

    https://arstechnica.com/science/2023/03/kazakhstans-seizure-of-russian-space-assets-threatens-the-soyuz-5-rocket/

    1574:

    1565 Para 2 - If all I need is fuel, I should be in and out in maybe 10 minutes, and even if I'm stopping for a meal on a long trip I'd like to be looking at an hour or so at most. Other than a "Tesla Supercharger" I'm not aware of technologies that can guarantee that for an electric car, and I can't afford a Tesla.

    1575:

    refueling for EVs versus ICEs

    always skipped over in complaints about charging times, the habitual delays for ICEs lining up for the pumps so ingrained few consciously notice it any more... as well delays due to pre-pay-cash-collect-change...

    whereas EVs will likely have embedded ID (QR/RFID/etc) in electric port and charges texted to mobile phone... charging stations are cheaper than fuel pumps so there will be about 3-to-1 ratio resulting in much shorter lines... also after you hook up you can walk away for a toilet break instead of being expected to remain outdoors squeezing the nozzle grip... no stink of fuel... no whoooopies of spilled toxic liquids onto expensive clothes or tender skin...

    ...also aspects so ingrained we've become oblivious until such things are added to history

    1576:

    If all I need is fuel, I should be in and out in maybe 10 minutes

    Ha ha nope.

    Petrol pumps cost money to install and maintain, and the number of pumps in the UK dropped by something like 50% over the 2010s. Because why install more when they'll just have shorter queues? Petrol (or diesel) is a non-discretionary purchase -- if you really need it, you ain't going any further until you've got it.

    What we ended up with in the UK was petrol stations at the exit end of supermarket car parks, with a constant 2-5 vehicle queue at every pump during daytime hours, and discount coupons on your till receipt from the supermarket itself to encourage folks to fill their tanks on the way out from their weekly shopping trip.

    The last few times I had to put fuel in my car (which I sold this time last year and didn't replace) I was queueing for a quarter of an hour to get a pump. (Meanwhile supercharger top-up times are dropping as they increase power delivery, so you can go from 20-50% in a Tesla in something under 30 minutes -- easily eaten up by said supermarket shopping trip. And the car manufacturers are moving, albeit slowly, towards a universal charger system.)

    1577:

    EC @ 1564
    Well, in the British/Empire armies - utterly WRONG.
    After day 1 of the Somme & the awful realisation, it was decided to "do something different" - with the result seen by my uncles - the one I mentioned earlier & his younger brother, who was in the thick of the fighting at Cambrai in 1917.
    Of the major combatants in WWI, the "British" had the LOWEST casualty rate - approx in in 9 to 10 killed.
    No-one is sure whether the Russian or Italian armies had the worst rates, IIRC.

    1578:

    Under 10 minutes is right for me - if there's a queue, I usually go elsewhere. I don't remember the last time I had to queue for more than a few minutes. But I never, ever fill up at supermarkets.

    1579:

    Greg, please try (at least try) to conquer your comprehension difficulties. I said that the casualties increased year on year, not what they were like relative to other countries.

    1580:

    I can't afford a Tesla either, which is why I didn't buy one. I bought a different EV, which is compatible with all the charging stations. A Tesla supercharger is a 'level 3 charger' in the term of art.

    That said, I very rarely charge anywhere but at home - only on long trips, which don't happen often. Here in BC there are now Level 3 Fast chargers on near the road at every little town, and some at 'rest stops' on the long empty stretches.

    Being intelligent, the towns have generally put the chargers near to the restaurants. If I've been driving for 3-4 hours I want a break. A level 3 charger gets me 450 km in about 45-50 minutes - just enough time to buy a sandwich or have a picnic.

    At present a lot of the chargers will 'fill me up' for free. If not free it costs about $8 to get a full charge.

    I have zero interest in firing up the 'It's new and therefore impossible' debate about EVs on here again. I'll just say that our EV has been a resounding success for us.

    1581:

    Refueling: I usually buy at a gas station near me. On the other hand, we drive to Chicago from the DC metro area once every year, by way of southeast Indiana. Last year, after Windycon, we stopped in Michigan City, IN, and from there, the next day, drove all the way home.

    I really would like a hybrid, not a pure EV. I see pure EV as workable for us... in about a dozen years, but not now.

    1582:

    EC
    So? The war got bigger, over larger areas, with more people involved ... of course the dead + injured numbers went up.
    You really, really need to read Mud, Blood & Poppycock

    1583:

    Hybrids are nice. Due to the regenerative braking I just had my first set of replacement brake pads installed...

    ...at 185,000 miles.

    If you don't mind a small car you can usually buy a used Prius C from a car rental place for around $10-12,000. The regular Prius and Prius Vs (the station wagon version) are a little more expensive.

    1584:

    Re: 'So...is there space in the legal system for AI to speed up trials?'

    Yep - already in use.

    https://www.clio.com/blog/lawyer-ai/

    And it looks like they've already had a webinar for US lawyers on how to use it in law practice.

    https://www.clio.com/events/webinar-how-ai-is-reshaping-legal/

    But I'm guessing that the UK might be ahead of the US in integrating AI into its national system.

    https://lordslibrary.parliament.uk/ai-technology-and-the-justice-system-lords-committee-report/

    Re: 'Lord of the Dance'

    The first time I heard this song was during a PBS airing of either Riverdance or Flatley's Lord of the Dance. (Both were really good shows.) It was only years later at a one of my friend's mother's funeral that I learned that Lord of the Dance was a popular song/hymn among several different Protestant groups.

    Re: Negative interest

    First time I heard about negative interest rates I wondered why people/orgs would rather pay 'negative interest' to a bank than withdraw some of that excess money and pay their employees a better wage or (gasp!) their income taxes.

    Re: Lady Gaga

    Recently watched an interesting version of 'Bad Romance' by Forestella -- the same SKorean crossover quartet that did that really good cover of 'Scarborough Fair'.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKg7JdtPPaA

    Greg - you might consider a listen to this. Personally, I find it interesting how easy it is to add musical eeriness by layering on some very obviously operatic tones and tricks*. Even the supposedly dissonant stuff is perfectly in tune.

    *Sorta the same thinking as when casting a brainy supervillain role: the obvious choice is a British actor with a posh/Eton accent!

    1585:

    AlanD2 @ 1547:

    Does get a bit dicier if the engine explodes or the wing is on fire while close to the ground - right after takeoff or just before landing.

    Of course, but the odds are against that.

    Except that INCREASING the odds of "that" is the whole point of the theoretical flying IEDs.

    1586:

    Troutwaxer @ 1557:

    I meant to write, "you won't kill anyone." My bad.

    The flaw in that line of thought is that the kind of people who would employ a flying IED DO WANT to kill as many as possible ... "to send a message".

    1587:

    As I recall, the discussion started with the subject of "how to protest global warming" (and oil use.) You don't have to kill anyone to make the point that a gigantic smoke-spewing contraption shouldn't be hauling tourists to Hawaii (or whatever's bothering you.) There's enough publicity in just taking out a jet engine with an IED that you don't have to actually kill people...

    ...at least not the first time you play that trick.

    Hopefully the world's people will figure this stuff out before that kind of thing becomes even remotely necessary. (And maybe we want to close off this discussion, because collectively-speaking this group is pretty smart, and we've already come way too close to figuring out some really unpleasant tactics.)

    1588:

    Howard NYC @ 1563:

    Kardashev 1503:

    "Ossuary" being a bone room... that word I cannot retrieve is a carefully heaped stack of skulls, just skulls. Out in the open. As a military trophy display. Or leastwise that's how I vaguely recall the illustrations associated with it. Then again, it could also any of the other 25 letters as its first. Brain fog, feh.

    Pigeon 1510:

    Nope, not "tzompantli". What-ever-it-is was the stacking of skulls. Maybe I saw a geometric stackings, either square (each lower layer being one unit wider and composed of N^2 skulls) or triangular (no idea how to describe clearer)... my guess of this fragmented meme is it was in association with a wide scale massacre or unrestricted slaughter of a besieged city after walls were at long last breached...?

    If I recall from grade school history classes, Genghis Khan or Tamerlane or one of the leaders of a horde out of the Asian Steppes built a pyramid of 90,000 skulls (or severed heads that later bleached out to skulls), but I don't think it had any special name ... it was just called a pyramid of skulls.

    1589:

    Martin Rodgers @ 1567:

    I have no idea how EV tech will transform all this. I can only predict that people will still need service stations, if only to empty their bladders and refill their stomachs on long (multi-hour) journeys.

    Range at full charge will have to increase; charge times will have to decrease and there will have to be MORE charging stations in more places. I think all of this will happen (if not as quickly as some hope), but recently I ran across another opinion that says the LIMITING FACTOR in the EV transformation will be availability of the raw materials to manufacture them.

    Also that there will be a greater rate of EV adoption in locations where solar & wind power are plentiful; not so great in locations where people have to continue to rely on fossil fuels (because solar & wind are NOT plentiful).

    1590:

    David L @ 1568:

    Interstate is what we all call limited access highways. Even if they just go around the city. But from what I've seen we go a bit bigger than most of that side of the pond. 7 lanes each direction is common in larger cities. Around here I think 5 lanes each way is our biggest. (Pop of area is around 3 mil). Near cities most exits have a convenience store or few. Along the way there may be only 1 store at an exit. Stores "inside" the roadway have become rare.

    The stretch that is currently 5 lanes in each direction gets a new lane in each direction about every 5 years. Twenty years ago it was only TWO lanes in each direction (and 25 years ago it was still under construction and ALMOST READY to open to traffic).

    And ever since it did open it has operated at about (or above) 80% of rated capacity 24/7/365 ... which is why they keep adding all those lanes.

    But I think it's gotten about as wide as it's going to be able to get unless they start stacking additional lanes on top (like they've done in the northeast and California).

    1591:

    LIMITING FACTOR in the EV transformation will be availability of the raw materials to manufacture them.

    That's a political problem not a physical one, though. As is so often the case.

    I'm seeing a lot of coverage down here of the recent IPCC summary report that amounts to "we are definitely going to change. The popular vote prefers a catastrophe later over inconvenience now. The possibility of political leadership is unmentionable".

    One consequence of this is that slightly more expensive materials aren't even an option in the holy market, so we're literally leaving piles of not quite valuable enough raw materials lying on the ground. And often also complaining that rainfall leaches them out of the piles and into the groundwater and people are complaining about poison from their wells. As is so often the case, the cheap option is mining those minerals and putting them into something useful rather than trying to filter them out of drinking water, but we have constructed the economy such that the mineral mining market isn't connected to the drinking water purification market, so that option isn't in the range of things that can be thought of. Orwell would be proud.

    1592:

    I really would like a hybrid

    Someone should start selling a petrol or diesel generator on a trailer you can tow behind your Tesla for long trips. Continuous top-up of the battery.

    1593:

    How about a trailer with an electric motor and battery for the people who can't bear to be without their fossil car, but want the running cost benefits of an EV?

    1594:

    And just because we are way past 300...

    A female dragonborn paladin of noble birth is the ultimate switch in the hoary "rescue princess from the dragon" trope. Depending on the situation, she can be the knight, the princess or the dragon. I am trying to come up with a D&D scenario where, through a series of misunderstandings, she gets hired to rescue herself from herself.

    1595:

    David L @ 1569:

    I can only predict that people will still need service stations, if only to empty their bladders and refill their stomachs on long (multi-hour) journeys.

    Most long distance routes in the US which are away from a metro area have "rest stops". Tesla and now the feds are adding chargers to those. These typically have some vending machines, 3 sets of rest rooms (one for cleaning cycles), and picnic tables and grassy areas for pets to do their thing. Most times they are every 20 to 40 miles.

    I used to be able to solo 5 hours and have a few soft drinks on the way. My prostrate has decided that now it is about 3 hours and fewer drinks please. My wife is hourly.

    The only rest area close enough to Raleigh to be in range for me is the one out east on I-40. When I'm on the road, I just look for a McDonald's. They're clean & by the time I need the facilities I'm usually ready for another coffee anyway.

    Once I get past that, rest areas appear frequently enough (on the interstate) to handle about half of my requirements ... so it's McD, rest area, McD, rest area ... 😏

    1596:

    I used to be able to solo 5 hours and have a few soft drinks on the way. My prostrate has decided that now it is about 3 hours and fewer drinks please. My wife is hourly.

    Objectively speaking, all you need is some woods by the side of the road. More difficult if you are a woman, but that did not stop some female friends of mine.

    1597:

    Martin Rodgers @ 1570:

    There's also the tourist/heritage angle. In the UK, we have a demographic that enjoys long coach trips to national heritage sites - and we have enough of those to justify various special interest organisations - and a retired population with the time and money to visit them.

    So imagine coachloads of elderly travellers, making multi-day trips. Think about everything that implies, like coaches making frequent stops at service stations. This is an industry in the UK, but how will it adapt to and use EV? Faster and better than the HGV industry?

    We do have something similar to that in the U.S. Instead of national heritage sites the destinations appear to be casinos (seems like anywhere there's a Federally recognized tribe there's a casino) or Discount Outlet Shopping Centers

    1598:

    Troutwaxer @ 1587:

    As I recall, the discussion started with the subject of "how to protest global warming" (and oil use.) You don't have to kill anyone to make the point that a gigantic smoke-spewing contraption shouldn't be hauling tourists to Hawaii (or whatever's bothering you.) There's enough publicity in just taking out a jet engine with an IED that you don't have to actually kill people...

    ...at least not the first time you play that trick.

    Hopefully the world's people will figure this stuff out before that kind of thing becomes even remotely necessary. (And maybe we want to close off this discussion, because collectively-speaking this group is pretty smart, and we've already come way too close to figuring out some really unpleasant tactics.)

    I only got into the discussion after using hobby drones to bring down the private jets carrying oil company executives had already been suggested and shot down.

    I think it's a stupid, bad idea (and should NOT be done), but those arguing it's impossible are wrong.

    1599:

    Moz @ 1591:

    LIMITING FACTOR in the EV transformation will be availability of the raw materials to manufacture them.

    That's a political problem not a physical one, though. As is so often the case.

    No. I think it will be BOTH a political problem AND a physical problem. I think the physical problems (scarcity, cost & logistics) will create the political problems.

    1600:

    Retiring @ 1592:

    "I really would like a hybrid

    Someone should start selling a petrol or diesel generator on a trailer you can tow behind your Tesla for long trips. Continuous top-up of the battery.

    Someone already does. 🙃

    I couldn't find it with a quick search, but I remember Mother Earth News had articles on DIY electric car conversions.

    Someone had done one and for extended range they made a trailer out of half of a Volkswagen Rabbit Diesel; using the diesel engine to power a generator.

    They charged extra batteries in the trailer, but had a cable connecting the trailer batteries to the batteries in their conversion vehicle so they could be recharged as well.

    1601:

    When do you anticipate it will change to a physical problem, and why?

    We keep seeing scary articles about minerals running out, then a few years later it turns out that we have even more of them available than we did before and the promised end of supply is nowhere to be seen.

    The nasty example is fossil fuels and the famous "peak oil" solution to climate change. We haven't run out of oil, we haven't even reduced how much is extracted. All that's happened is the price of extraction has gone up, but luckily that's mostly been the non-economic price so most people don't care.

    The economic explanation for this is that as prices rise formerly uneconomic sources become economic, plus ways to get the thing that were uneconomic ditto, and research into new ways to get them as well.

    Which is why I say it's a political problem. Firstly of how the markets are constructed (see: non-economic costs) and secondly because of politicians building economies around the price of things like oil (see also: the collapse of Sri Lanka and the economic wars on Iran and Venezuela).

    And speaking of which, Australia is apparently spending $400B or so to possibly get some obsolete nuclear submarines from the USA, in order to depend ourselves against China refusing to buy stuff from us any more. Or possibly as Danegeld to stop the US doing that. Maybe both?

    1602:

    We keep seeing scary articles about minerals running out, then a few years later it turns out that we have even more of them available than we did before and the promised end of supply is nowhere to be seen.

    Not only that, they get cheaper!

    1603:

    That sounds awesome. I love the idea.

    1604:

    “Australia is apparently spending $400B or so to possibly get some obsolete nuclear submarines from the USA, in order to depend ourselves against China refusing to buy stuff from us any more. ” Unless they’ve just done multiple deals I think you’ll find that it is the UK providing the submarines.

    And “Someone should start selling a petrol or diesel generator on a trailer you can tow behind your Tesla for long trips.” Excellent idea - let’s tow an un-aerodynamic 1000lb lump of pollution and ruin the energy consumption! So much more convenient than using the quite well arranged charger network. You’ll be rich in no time.

    1605:

    Except the charger provision is not well arranged as regards payment. If I had no option but to get an electric car I would have to build such a device into it (weight probably about a third of your estimate) or else be limited to whatever out-and-back range from home I could get on a single charge. Because you can use ordinary money at a petrol station but chargers can't be used without a fucking bank account. And how the fuck do you even get a bank account when the government disagrees about what your name is? (Or without them recording a photo of you, either.)

    1606:

    That, I'm afraid, is entirely a you problem. You are an outlier. Thankfully we don't need to collect every outlier to solve big problems.

    Your objection is personal, to a societal issue. I object to plenty of societal things because I don't like them or they don't suit me perfectly. I accept that not everything is about me and my preferences.

    1607:

    Ah, the generator on a trailer was what I was responding to. But sometimes my satire is taken as a serious suggestion.

    My understanding is that the UK is going to design or build a whole new type of submarine and everyone will be really impressed. In the meantime we're getting three or so US-built ones, possibly second hand, and definitely before "find that sub" is a service anyone can pay for. Sure, right now they can be tracked by the US, Russia, probably China and possibly even India, but look, the threat of military invasion of Australia is very real and will definitely happen via a large fleet of surface ships making a widely-advertised trip across a long distance. Absolutely for sure, we've been told that by Lord Admiral Horatio Nelson himself.

    Meanwhile for people thinking about the current war having a whole lot of anti-tank missiles and the ability to manufacture our own ammunition as well as drones and small arms seems like a much better idea. The next war is likely to be one step beyond that, although I think we have more to fear from another economic attack by China or the USA. Either way, local manufacturing of small arms and consumables seems more useful than importing parts of someone else's battle fleet.

    1608:

    Objectively speaking, all you need is some woods by the side of the road.

    For urgent situations, sure. But my current 3 hours or so doesn't count as that. I can do 5 hours most times if needed but I'll not be happy. So I'll wait for a place with TP, out of the weather, where I can park and not get creamed at 70mph, and stroll a bit if needed.

    Jeff Foxworthy has a bit about how guys can pull over and check the passenger side front tire pressure. Or appear to be doing so. Which can be handy if there isn't really a way to get behind a tree without scrambling.

    1609:

    In the meantime we're getting three or so US-built ones, possibly second hand, and definitely before "find that sub" is a service anyone can pay for. Sure, right now they can be tracked by the US, Russia, probably China and possibly even India,

    Bit of some snark here. Those 3 are what the US sails now and will be sailing for another couple of decades. Then Aus will be getting the same next gen models as the US and UK. Spread out over a bit of time. Currently US nuclear sub production is under 2 per year with the next 5 or more years plotted out.

    1610:

    I'm not aware of technologies that can guarantee that for an electric car, and I can't afford a Tesla.

    The US legislation passed a year or so ago allocates $5bil in incentives to build out EV charging stations across the US. Plus Tesla is going to open up some non trivial percentage of it's charging stations to the universal standard.

    They are being built.

    As an apology to Charlie, I didn't mean to re-ignite the EV blog war. Sorry. I'll try and avoid doing this in the future.

    1611:

    "There was a very large element of "this didn't work last time, so let's do it again, only on a large scale"."

    That impression was probably a good part of what got me interested in WW1 originally - wondering how they could be so persistent in doing such dumb things. I now think that the impression is mostly mistaken. The "it" that they did again and bigger remained the same overall - trying to destabilise this enormous linear siege - out of obvious necessity, but the way they went about it underwent continuous evolution in response to the results of previous battles and changes in what the troops and weapons they had at any period were able to do. (Of course the other side were evolving in the same way themselves, so each side tended to be one step behind the other all the time.) And the ability to evolve itself evolved, so the process accelerated as the war went on.

    One of the difficulties in coming to grips with it is that it indeed does look awful, in straight 1930s-backlash style, from the surface, but it doesn't look any less awful as you poke deeper into it. It just very gradually resolves from an undifferentiated mass of awfulness into an incredibly complicated network of connections and influences, which by and large do end up making some horrible kind of sense. It's difficult to keep track of all of these and not get overwhelmed by the concentrated death and horror while you gradually assimilate enough bits of detail to pick up the actual whys and wherefores of this event or that.

    Generals could and did get the boot for incompetence. There was a fair bit of churn in the high command around every significant battle, especially after things like the cock-up at Loos. I'm not sure how to meaningfully evaluate "callousness" in the context of people who have no possible choices available that do not involve sending thousands of men to their deaths one way or another, so I have to just put that aside.

    There's more to the wire-cutters example than the bald summary given. Can't remember exactly but it was something like the Germans' refurbishment of the Somme defences in the months preceding the battle had replaced some of the front line wire with the new spec but only in places; routine sampling by night-time trench raids hadn't hit any of the right spots but the attack along the whole front of course found them all. If it wasn't that exactly it was something with the same point, ie. they did have some reason to expect the cutters to work, they weren't just sending them out untried and unknown; still not to any rigid engineering standard, but in that war not even the engineering was.

    1612:

    Back to Rev VI,6 - again? And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say, A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine.
    This is getting repetitive.

    Pigeon
    And, new, eventually war-winning technologies { Tanks + combined arms + co-ordinated aerial attacks ....
    Were not done right first time, but perfected for the Aug 1918 offensive.
    The battel at which my second Uncle was present, Cambrai, was the classic example of this.
    Massive Brit tank offensive, they broke through much faster than expected & then they could not follow-up. AND the tanks were not quite fast enough either, which a year later, they were, at Amiens.

    1613:

    Those 3 are what the US sails now

    Yes, and Australia will be getting them ... well, definitely probably maybe getting them... in the future. Maybe in 10 years time, maybe in 20. Hopefully we'll be able to crew them, and maintain them, if we get them.

    Meanwhile commercially available satellite imagery can spot them if they're close to the surface right now and that technology is improving all the time. Australia is going to bet hundreds of billions of dollars that the US will come up with a way to stop that happening that doesn't involve shooting down everyone (else's) satellites.

    I think they're well on the way to becoming the same sort of expensive irrelevance as battleships were after WWII. Great big expensive targets for much cheaper munitions. At best they'll be "part of this complete battle group" except that Australia won't have the battle group.

    1614:

    Not saying Aus should buy these subs. But this is a part of a growing problem. (Well a long term problem. Centuries old.)

    What does a country that tries to only be a slight ass hole do when next to a bigger country that wants to militarily dominate the countries "around it" and has more money to build stuff with. And is enought of a ass hole government with enough population that they can somewhat treat them as expendable?

    1615:

    You dropped the "decades" phrase from my comment. The life of these subs is expected to be 33 years.

    1616:

    We do have something similar to that in the U.S. Instead of national heritage sites the destinations appear to be casinos

    Well yes. Those exist.

    The thing we were talking about were coach tours where you sleep somewhere new most every night. And each stop is to some historical place. And last a week or few. I know a couple who took one across England. Personally I'd rather walk on broken glass but that's me.

    1617:

    Thank you, that made me laugh out loud. Also, I would've loved playing that game 3 decades ago.

    1618:

    Re: making a point about the climate catastrophe by bringing down airliners and killing or not killing the passengers while doing it

    You all seem to have very violent fantasies. Why is the use of extreme violence so unquestioningly normalized for a group of otherwise very smart people who—I presume—are not normally in their personal lives inclined to solve every situation they encounter by use of excessive violence?

    Meanwhile in Real Life™, activists against the continued rush toward the climate catastrophe are making their point by … glueing themselves to the asphalt of a road or (gasp!) throwing tomato soup against the security glass encasings of famous paintings. This is many, many orders of magnitude less violent against both property and people. Interestingly, it is the very people who want to continue toward the catastrophe who tend to react to this non-violent protest with quite a bit of violence.

    1619:

    An ossuary is a place containing all the bones of the dead soldiers

    An ossuary has nothing particularly to do with soldiers. It's simply the place where the bones are stored after a grave has been dug up and flattened for re-use. In many places it's simply a necessity in order to keep the graveyards from becoming overcrowded. Although it has also been used (from the middle ages through to the baroque) to arrange the bones artfully, as the examples in wikipedia show.

    1620:
    What does a country that tries to only be a slight ass hole do when next to a bigger country that wants to militarily dominate the countries "around it" and has more money to build stuff with. And is enought of a ass hole government with enough population that they can somewhat treat them as expendable?

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Redoubt_(Switzerland)

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stay-behind (which Australia already has)

    and a teeth-gritted understanding that some things just have to be borne.

    1621:

    Thank you. I also find this violent line of discussion disturbing.

    1623:

    Oil executives don't pump the oil, workers do. You'd have to kill a lot of workers to actually impact oil production while knocking off some fungible and easily replaced people-in-suits wouldn't even dent the bottom line. The real targets to hit would be the shareholders but... There's a belief that the oil and gas businesses are mostly owned by a handful of ultra-rich people and it's sadly not true. There are exceptions such as the House of ibn-Saud but that's a country run by a family, a bit like Wakanda. Mostly the oil companies are owned by institutional investors like pension funds. If you went around knocking off pensioners whose pension funds depended on Exxon's quarterly earning reports then maybe you could make a dent in worldwide fossil carbon production but it's usually easier to Khmer Rouge your way to a solution by blaming a handful of shadowy Global Cosmopolitanists while muttering knowingly about Davos.

    1624:

    1604 - Those RAN submarines are/will be being built by Vickers Shipbuilding and Engines Limited (VSEL) at Barrow in Furness.

    1619 - For instance, in large parts of Austria?

    1625:

    you can use ordinary money at a petrol station

    Not everywhere.

    When I was in Iceland you could only use credit cards at petrol stations. Which caused a problem because mine got declined because by bank apparently decided that all petrol purchases (but not other purchases) in Iceland were possibly fraudulent and froze my card. Couldn't pay with cash (which I had). Couldn't pay with debit (which I had). Fortunately my travelling companion had a card with a different bank, and I had a functioning cell phone and was able to get my card unfrozen (but with no promise that another attempted petrol purchase wouldn't get it frozen again). And you had to prepay for petrol.

    I've heard that in Sweden it is very difficult to use cash even before the pandemic. Can't speak to that from personal experience, though.

    1626:

    Although it [ossuary] has also been used (from the middle ages through to the baroque) to arrange the bones artfully, as the examples in wikipedia show.

    And also as the basis for a rather fun game.

    Sedlec Ossuary, 16th Century AD.

    The Black Plague and Hussite Wars have overcrowded the graveyard. Help the Bone Collector, a half-blind monk, by exhuming graves and arranging the skulls inside the crypt.

    You are novice monks, competing to create the best arrangement of skulls. Dig up graves from the graveyard to reveal cards, take cards into your hand to collect skulls, and arrange the cards from your hand into a stack. Whoever better honors the deceased’s last wishes will score more points. The Bone Collector will then declare one player's stack as the most exceptional.

    https://buttonshygames.com/collections/current-collection/products/skulls-of-sedlec

    I have this (bought the PNP version, because shipping to Canada doubles the price of the game). Very amusing to play.

    1627:

    When we visited Iceland for the first time, back in 2004, our host only used cash for parking meters. Even buses took credit cards, so your credit card company ought to have been with it if they dealt with Icelandic vendors at all.

    (About the only time I've used cash was at a children-run lemonade stall in Akureyri)

    1628:

    What I was referring to is that massed attacks killed a lot of soldiers but did not lead to a breakthrough. Yes, they added new techniques and varied tactics, but there was as much of a militatry stalemate in 1918 as in 1916. My point is that the claim that the strategy (even if it was essential, which is doubtful) was implemented with, at best, extreme callousness.

    Yes, it was a major factor in winning the war, because the Allied Powers (in particular, the British Empire) could afford the casualties, but the Central Powers could not.

    1629:

    your credit card company ought to have been with it if they dealt with Icelandic vendors at all

    Everywhere else I used my credit card (which was basically everywhere else except the campsite) I had no problems. The customer service rep on the phone said it was only petrol station use that got flagged. First tier support, and I wasn't going top burn all my minutes waiting in a queue for next-level support so I settled for getting my card unfrozen.

    1630:

    It might be simpler just to buy a car with this already built in. A hybrid.

    1631:

    People who steal/clone credit cards frequently withdraw their money at gas stations, due to the perceived anonymity, I think.

    1632:

    Your argument presumes that only violence can solve this problem. Why talk so much about killing people when that's not the end goal? At least, I hope it's not your end goal. It's hard to tell when you're using the same language extremists use to justify their violence. That's disturbing.

    I might expect an argument like yours in a Hollywood movie, but not from anyone on this blog.

    1633:

    today is Marcel Marceau's 100th birthday (there's a Google Doodle)

    his only speaking role was in in Mel Brooks's Silent Movie (1976)... his character has the only audible speaking part, uttering the single word "Non!"

    set snark = off

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marcel_Marceau

    1634:

    Ok, so the ship that fell over yesterday ... are they going to be able to get it back up on its supports & make it seaworthy again?

    1635:

    =+=+=+=

    JohnS 1588:

    There's a word for it. Only remaining path -- I'd hoped the highbrows on this blog would have it upon tongue's tip -- is for me to parse through the dictionary starting with "O" words and if necessary the other 25... only about 980,000 possibilities...

    =+=+=+=

    ilya187 1594:

    Sounds like the magickal equivalence to Miles Vorkosigan's misadventures running a mercenary company... perhaps an incorporated publicly traded mercenary company... Rescues, LLC... Mercenaries For Hire, LTD... Rent-A-Thug, Inc... not just hassles of doing the work but collecting fees and then writing off expended spells and dragon roasted equipment upon laborious tax forms... just how do you calculate the annual depreciation allowance for an dwarf forged sword with a soul? what about HR hassles of inter-species dating? when a Valkyrie is accused of sexually harassing a gorgon?

    =+=+=+=

    Martin Rodgers 1621:

    Violence having been so normalized, it becomes part of casual conversation. There's the red state vs blue state divide in the US which is deliberately being provoked into outright violence along theoretic about (a) dissolving the US (b) shifting internal borders to clump multiple chunks of territory with those like minded (c) splitting off hyper-partisan regions into their own states (d) open civil war (e) ethnic cleansing with varying degrees of genocidal massacre (f) eye watering combinations of two or more of these BSGC ideas

    So... what seeps into every conversation is the need for violence to enforce "compromise"

    =+=+=+=

    Nojay 1623:

    Yup, killing the suits will not stop the pumping. Always subordinates eager to fill a dead man's shoes. (Heck my gut hunch is at least half the deaths of Corporate 1000 executives was subtle modes of poisoning by impatient underlings. Which is laid in my prior posts here.) But what would work? How about shattering the pipelines and wrecking the pumps and storage will for sure stop the pumping...

    =+=+=+=

    1636:

    You mean like the runamucks I see on the road, towing a car, with a bicyle on the back?

    1637:

    I don't consider anything in current US politics to be remotely "normal". Please recall that some of us live in countries where regular politics discourse is severely frowned on, and described as "unparliamentary".

    In fact, I've been hearing such language come from elected representatives in the US for decades. One time was on a live BBC radio broadcast in the 90s. It was the kind of racist diatribe that the UK has legislation to combat. I got the impression that the UK side of the "interview" was highly embarrassed by a senator's rant about "mexicans".

    Some UK politicians use "dog whistles" to get around the legislation and Parliamentary rules. The extremists outside Parliament are another matter, of course, making them easier to identify. They openly incite violence and attract state attention.

    Then there was the Twitter incident where someone joked about bombing an airport, triggering a police investigation. Fortunately for him, the conclusion was that the tweet was indeed just a joke.

    So I'm distancing myself from all discussion of violent "solutions" to the oil industry. For the record.

    Please do not apply US standards to a UK blog! (ISTR this point has been made here before...)

    1638:

    We had no problem in '14... but then, I did some research about using credit cards out of country, and called my bank before we left, and let them know we would would be travelling, and in what countries.

    1639:

    Note that I used my lowest limit credit card, as I do here, the most. I urged my now-ex to get a low limit card, and she did, from TJ Maxx (lower-end clothing store). That had an $800 limit.

    I was right, too. Someone stole the info from her card, and went to an Apple store in London, and tried to buy a $2600 computer.

    As we used to say on usenet, "Bzzzt, thank you for playing."

    1640:

    How about shattering the pipelines and wrecking the pumps and storage will for sure stop the pumping...

    Until they get repaired. It doesn't take that long to repair that sort of infrastructure, it's sort-of accepted that it will blow up, catch fire etc. on a regular basis and the spare parts are standardised and readily available to plug in once the flames are extinguished and the bodies buried. The spice must flow.

    Think of it as cocaine, except it's black and sludgy and comes in tankerfuls. The demand drives the supply, nothing else and until you can eliminate the demand then the supply system will deliver that rich gooey goodness in USD-denominated Freedom barrel units.

    1641:

    A female dragonborn paladin of noble birth is the ultimate switch in the hoary "rescue princess from the dragon" trope. Depending on the situation, she can be the knight, the princess or the dragon. I am trying to come up with a D&D scenario where, through a series of misunderstandings, she gets hired to rescue herself from herself.

    This seems like a typical result of using the lowest bidder and subcontracting/outsourcing.

    Real life example: Company in California needs a Windows device driver written for their new hardware. Solicits bids, and hires a company in India to do the job.

    Company in India has no idea how to write a device driver, so they solicite bids...etc...and hire a company in Canada.

    Company in Canada has no idea.... etc ... hires a contract programmer in Texas to do the job. He does know how to write device drivers, and has a hell of a time getting information about the hardware (whisper down the lane).

    (Got this story from the Texas programmer, he was teaching a class on writing Windows Device drivers I attended).

    Of course, for the ultimate twist, it could have been a (hypothetical) device driver programmer the Calif. company had just laid off....

    1642:

    Until they get repaired. It doesn't take that long to repair that sort of infrastructure

    Depends on what gets broken. I was reading (on an engineering site) that the attacks on transformer stations are more worrying than the general public thinks, because there isn't just a stock of transformers sitting around and manufacturing them (often to semi-custom specs) takes time.

    So what parts of the oil infrastructure are similar? I doubt they're the obvious parts. Control systems, maybe? A lot of them run on older systems with known vulnerabilities, and rely mostly on obscurity for protection. Do a Stuxnet on the control software, with a long enough latency time that the backups are infected as well. Going back to mostly manual control would cripple the system (if it was possible at all).

    1643:

    "You all seem to have very violent fantasies. Why is the use of extreme violence so unquestioningly normalized for a group of otherwise very smart people who—I presume—are not normally in their personal lives inclined to solve every situation they encounter by use of excessive violence?"

    I would encourage you to go back and read a bit more carefully. Nobody on here advocated or spoke encouragingly of killing people to stop climate change. There has been a discussion of things that might happen, particularly as things begin to get very dire.

    This being an sf themed blog, there was some talk about possibilities. Nobody said anything about wanting it to happen, any more than people on a Charles Stross blog want to see our world become a site for Elder God conflict.

    I say again: Talking about a possibility is not equal to wanting it to happen. As you are also a member of a group of otherwise very smart people, I would assume you get that.

    1644:

    Huh. Looks like William Shatner was born 8 years to the day after Marcel Marceau (it's WS's 92nd birthday today).

    Here's an attempt to show troop strengths on every front in WWI as the war unfolds. Not sure how accurate it is, but it suggests that in the second half of 1918, desertion was a big problem in the German Army.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jm1G2SzXf20

    1645:

    A remarkable amount of oil and gas infrastructure technology around the world is mired in the 1980s for various reasons, including investment, engineering best practices, regulations, legislation etc. Sure it looks like a good idea to rig your oil refinery with Wifi-enabled IoT sensors and controllers but oops, there's a spark in the wrong place, oh dear, was that power spike really meant to do that? Much, maybe too much of oil and gas infrastructure involves someone with a paper chart and a bunch of keys for the padlocks on large manually-operated valve wheels and ten years experience of not fucking it up.

    There's a entertaining (if you have that sort of mindset) series of videos on Youtube produced by the US Chemical Safety Board about assorted disasters at chemical and fossil fuel plants where it's usually some human being doing the wrong thing with the wrong materials or failing to do the right thing for some reason. There isn't a lot of "instrumentation lying to people" failures or smart systems going boink!, more of the "failure to schedule timely replacement of the pipe used to transfer phosgene into a holding tank" errors. Yes, Virginia, phosgene is used as a base precursor for some chemical processes.

    1646:

    I have read that desertion and other morale issues were an increasing problem late in the war. Probably in Sheffield's 'Forgotten Victory', but I can't be certain.

    1647:

    Please read what I wrote a little more carefully. I don't assume that anybody here would want to use or even advocate violence. I get that you're only discussing possibilities.

    But what worries me is that you all seem to exclusively consider extremely violent possibilities, as if they were the thing that normally happens, which they are emphatically not, empirically speaking (thus my pointing out what it is that climate activists currently do, namely non-violent actions, which ironically tend to make them recipients of physical violence). At some points it even looked like various commenters were trying to outdo each other with ever escalating phantasies of violence.

    I can only guess why that is. My first guess would be that it's the result of a strangely skewed view of reality, with a weird focus towards violence. At least I find it weird. That was my point.

    1648:

    you all seem to exclusively consider extremely violent possibilities

    Perhaps some context would help?

    I've occasionally been the subject of state violence, and regularly spend much of my planning effort for "peaceful protests" on ways to deal with the inevitable violence that will be directed towards me/us. Normally it's just the state using violence, but not always (recent attack by 'unknown mob'). Importantly, we never know just how far the violence will go, and I have been threatened with what I assume was an automatic weapon ... carried by a duly authorised employee of the state trained to use it to enforce the law. I haven't seen shots fired, and hopefully it stays that way.

    One change lately in NSW is that Police have started threatening to treat legally owned and legally operated drones as terrorist threats, specifically saying "we can shoot drone operators if we think they might be intending to interfere with police operations" (context: they have in the past treated observing police as interfering with them, and telling people about where police are or what they're doing ditto). That's a significant escalation.

    At a larger scale I was one of the million-odd Australians who protested against the planned destruction of Iraq, then again later against the war crimes committed in our name. I'm also writing to my MPs and other representatives about the above-mentioned nuclear submarines. Does it get any more "great big symbols of death and destruction" than a nuclear submarine ("we promise it won't be nuclear armed, also we wouldn't tell you if it was")

    In that context, can you see that "we could be violent too" can fall somewhere on the spectrum between fantasy and wishful thinking?

    1649:

    To be clear: you seem to be seeing only violence, where for a lot of us we spend huge amounts of time and effort on non-violent change. Some of us make it a full-time thing (Heteromeles?) I tend to assume that everyone here is at least vaguely aware of that.

    I'm almost reassured by the way that this discussion obviously sticks out to you. Means that the normal back-and-forth about EV's, bicycles, talk to your representatives, vote, add house insulation and blah blah blah seems so normal to you that you're not even consciously aware that it happens.

    1650:

    Moz,

    Your presumed link lacks a URL. Markdown issue?

    JHomes

    1651:

    Perhaps you'd like to read the Wikipedia article on Aukus, and tell us where it mentions nuclear armed vessels? It does indicate that the Virginia class boats have a cruise missile capability, but this does not mean that they carry nuclear weapons.

    1652:

    Martin Rodgers 1637:

    Sadly, too many fossil fuel megacorps are headquartered in the US; we live thousands of miles/klicks apart but share the same atmosphere thus those megacorps ought be of concern to the UK as well.

    As to matter of violence my point was how it has gotten routine, in both action and discussion. My personal preference of weapons is a dozen journalists backstopped with three dozen lawyers. As was demonstrated in India by Hindenburg's accusations against the Adani Group, nothing is as brutally effective against evil as the truth published widely.

    Robert Prior 1642:

    There's supposed to be some regulatory mandated minimum number of spares for immediate swapping out of non-functional units. Varies from city to city -- highly inconsistent -- with national-level regulations both unreadable and rarely enforced. The most corrupt governments have the least concern about readiness for disaster.

    Horrible instance of Pakistan, which could not make critical repairs due to lack of spares, worst yet nobody seemed ready to coordinate a nation-wide response to infrastructure failures after flooding. Just a horror.

    And with each new megastorm-earthquake-pandemic ever more nations are revealed as unready. The train wrecks -- yeah plural -- in the US are an entire category of avoidable disaster, alas due to corruption national-level regulation rarely enforced.

    MSB 1647:

    I do not know about others level of interest in authoring their own novels. In my case I'm here to snark a bit and as well filter through for any usable bits 'n pieces for my attempts at writing. So the chatter about RPVs hijacked and terrorism acts is of interest since this is the stuff of which nightmares and thriller novels are made.

    And oh-by-the-way, Netflix mini-series.

    =+=+=+=

    There's a couple of chunks of reports someone asked my opinion regarding the future of streaming. He deemed their analysis too optimistic; whereas my attempts at crystal balling led me to nudge his research into some topics he'd never thought of.

    (I cannot repost the report chunks, but I have his blessing to attempt to squeeze insights from just about anyone. Such the motley crew of Starship Stross.)

    What's gone unmentioned amongst investors is how loathsome the behavior of the ruling elite of Hollywood/Bollywood/etc has gotten. As well the monopolization of distribution by the unholy alliance of movie theaters and cable megacorps and broadcast teevee. Streaming side steps so much of the bullshit. What Cory Doctorow has previously described in his posts on https://pluralistic.net/ as edge effects of decentralized tech upgrades and joys of standardized networks.

    Streaming will not kill all those other modes of distribution but will instead force unresponsive vendors towards better customer service and (eventually) decreasing prices charged.

    Anyone interested in snarking about TMITF about streaming, please snark...

    =+=+=+=

    1653:

    EC
    *but there was as much of a military stalemate in 1918 as in 1916. * - MORE BOLLOCKS
    The Germans' "operation Micheal" was a last desperate attempt & failed ....
    This was followed by the Allies finally getting their act together, as previously mentioned & collapsing Imperial Germany in about 100 days.
    And we could "afford the casualties" - whilst ours were already the lowest, AS YOU HAVE BEEN TOLD.

    Howard NYC
    Um - Pterry ...
    The Patriarch ( Havelock Vetinari ) used to imprison mime artists with the injuction LEARN THE WORDS - I concur.

    1654:

    Aukus, and tell us where it mentions nuclear armed

    At the risk of belabouring the obvious: "we won't tell you if they're nuclear armed" means there's no convenient wikipedia article or press release where anyone says whether they are or not.

    The reason Aotearoa refused to allow US navy visits at all for a long time was that exact policy. The US won't say, NZ requires a definite answer... not going to happen.

    So we have the situation where we know that the US won't say, there are good reasons for Australia not to say, and proving a negative is difficult anyway. Those subs can be nuclear armed, they're much more useful if they are, but obviously everyone is denying they ever will be.

    1655:

    Nah, PEBKAC/Id10t problem... I forgot to paste in the link:

    https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-03-23/nsw-christian-sukkar-charged-over-protest/102130742

    TLDR: there was a small queer protest against a notoriously homophobic/anti-trans speaker, and a mod of violent thugs attacked them. The speakers claims to know nothing, but after the Nazi's showed up at an anti-trans rally in Victoria recently it all seems a bit suspect.

    If nothing else it says really clearly: by accepting Nazis you're encouraging all sorts of bad behaviour.

    Stupidly the ALP have just voted down an anti-Nazi bill put forward by the far right opposition in federal parliament. Brilliant strategic move from the far right, utter brain-fart by Labor. But par for the course from the "climate change is bad, have another coal mine" party.

    1656:

    "we won't tell you if they're nuclear armed"

    Occurs to me that there's a less ambiguous way to phrase that: "if they were nuclear armed we would not tell you so". Viz, they will always deny that there's nuclear weapons, regardless of the actual situation. So a denial tells us nothing about the actual situation.

    1657:

    his only speaking role was in in Mel Brooks's Silent Movie (1976)... his character has the only audible speaking part, uttering the single word "Non!"

    Alas, non. Marceau played Professor Ping in "Barbarella", and it was a speaking role.

    1658:

    (recent attack by 'unknown mob')

    Link seems to be broken

    1659:

    The close parenthesis needs to be part of it, and isn't.

    Quite and this is a Markdown artefact (try it and you'll see). Since I don't have the power to edit my posts, and clicking even the broken link takes you to a place where you are one click away from my intended target, I decided not to bother reposting or bothering moderators :)

    1660:

    Unless they’ve just done multiple deals I think you’ll find that it is the UK providing the submarines.

    It might not have been a slow-enough news day in your part of the world a week or two ago when the updated AUKUS submarine arrangements were announced. I considered raising it for discussion here at the time but never got around to it. Australia is committed to the new you-beaut next-generation SSNs being developed in the UK, but due to time-to-deliver issues with those, is also acquiring at least 3 and up to 5 US Virginia class SSNs in the interim. It's not clear whether it's the capability need or whether it's the need to get started training a whole new nuclear-competent submariner-and-support workforce this generation before it drags on too long and all that.

    There's also an extra stipulation to build all the boats in South Australia. As a general case, for an Australian government to make a major naval investment commitment without bringing pork to SA is usually seen as an election-losing move. What the implications are in terms of building reactors here too, that's a detail that hasn't really been worked through much so far, at least publicly.

    1661:

    Generals on the eastern and western fronts in 1915-1917 sometimes told themselves that they were going to break through, but what a successful offensive actually achieved was doing more damage to the enemy than it suffered. An accessible example is the first part of the Brusilov Offensive in 1916 (offensives like the Somme where the attacker lost at the beginning but managed to grind out a draw were rare). Bret Devereaux the historian has a summary of some recent research on his blog.

    1662:

    _we know that the US won't say, there are good reasons for Australia not to say, and proving a negative is difficult _

    Exactly. The other part is that the SSN-AUKUS is supposed to be getting a vertical launch capability similar to the Virginia class, presumably the latest version (and lessons learned developing the latest versions) called Virginia Payload Tubes, a multipurpose configurable weapon launching system. This seems to mean a platform for launching cruise missiles (current state) but the implication is that anything developed for the VPT system in the future could be reusable in RN and RAN SSN-AUKUS class (or, heck, Virginia-class) submarines. In the 2040s, or whenever. It does kinda sorta look very much like if the Australia of the 2040s wanted to put some nuclear armed missiles in those submarines, it may be in a position to buy some that would work in them. Probably not in the 2020s though.

    1663:

    David L @ 1616:

    We do have something similar to that in the U.S. Instead of national heritage sites the destinations appear to be casinos

    Well yes. Those exist.

    The thing we were talking about were coach tours where you sleep somewhere new most every night. And each stop is to some historical place. And last a week or few. I know a couple who took one across England. Personally I'd rather walk on broken glass but that's me.

    That's why I included the "discount outlet shopping centers" - it's "casinos AND shopping", not "casinos or shopping".

    1664:

    but it suggests that in the second half of 1918, desertion was a big problem in the German Army.

    I have to wonder if part of the reason for that was a lack of food.

    1665:

    But Texas is somewhat being overrun by wild hogs/boars descended from those the Spanish lost a few 100 years ago. And from what I've read I think I'd rather bump into a bear in the wild than one of those hogs.

    Looping back. Check out this arstechnica article. I especially like the not about "Cable Television".

    https://arstechnica.com/science/2023/03/feral-hogs-are-the-invasive-menace-youve-never-thought-about/

    1666:

    As to matter of violence my point was how it has gotten routine, in both action and discussion. My personal preference of weapons is a dozen journalists backstopped with three dozen lawyers. As was demonstrated in India by Hindenburg's accusations against the Adani Group, nothing is as brutally effective against evil as the truth published widely.

    Non-violence has come up here repeatedly, but like religion, it's one of those things that doesn't play well on this particular blog. Ridiculous things like anti-aircraft shotguns play a bit better, at least in short stints. This isn't a criticism of OGH, but just to point out that this particular blog favors particular topics over others, and thereby doesn't fully reflect all the views of all the contributors. This is fine, in my opinion.

    FWIW, I personally believe that there's a reason why elites want us fearfully obsessing over weapons, rather than getting more skilled at working around fear and violence. I think some fine fantasy could be written around dealing with a world full of really annoying nonviolent activists, perhaps in the vein of the anti-Dune, Slonczewski's Door Into Ocean.

    Reminds me, I need to reread that...

    1667:

    1654 - By your argument, every RN and USN vessel capable of deploying Tomahawk has been nuclear armed since 1983. Do you want to try something simpler, say proving that the RAN are actually acquiring Tomahawk as well as nuclear powered vessels?

    1668:

    nuclear powered vessels?

    And from what I've read these are life of the vessel reactors. Once in the ship (or it's built around one) it is there sealed up for the life of the ship.

    1669:

    David L @ 1664
    There are persistent accounts that one reason Operation Michael stalled in early 1918, was that the advancing Germans found allied food supplies & dumps ... and stopped advancing, whilst they, themselves, stocked up internally.

    1670:

    proving that the RAN are actually acquiring Tomahawk

    I thought that was already admitted by both governments? I can't prove that they're going to, but it seems like something the military would want and they say they're doing it.

    https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-03-17/tomahawk-guided-missile-us-sale-to-australia-approved/102109084

    It's all about using past behaviour as a guide to future behaviour.

    From my perspective the same people who were adamant that Iraq had WMDs are now adamant that China is about to invade Australia and the only possible way to avoid that is to ... buy submarines that won't be delivered for a decade. So when they insist that those subs will never, ever, be nuclear armed even though we're also buying missiles for those subs that are designed to carry nuclear weapons ... it doesn't sound credible, and it wouldn't sound credible even if it was coming from a credible source.

    1671:

    I don't think he's arguing that: more that there's a lot of plausible deniability around Tomahawk. The configuration possibilities for more different types of vertically launched devices will increase with SSN-AUKUS and new variants on the Virginia class. It's the same as saying that if you have a Tomahawk launch platform now, you're automatically set up for a possible future nuclear-armed variant of Tomahawk, should one emerge and should you wish to buy it. I wouldn't have thought that's a controversial claim to make. Biden's quick reconfirmation that the AUKUS thing is a once-off and no-one else can expect to be admitted to the club on the premise that this is a precedent, sort of confirms that's the general plan.

    This blog isn't a great venue for the fancy, complicated grammatical tenses like future-vague and conditional-pork.

    1672:

    The video of the deboning machine in the new thread (https://youtu.be/UrVFcqgHSLQ) reminded me of something lower tech from a Chevy Chase movie* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEZEgd8GjJc Since it is off-topic and the new thread is a ways from 300 comments, I'll leave it here, where it would seem to fit nicely with the plinking jets comments...

    *"Nothing But Trouble", 1991, Chevy Chase, Dan Aykroyd, John Candy & Demi Moore

    1673:

    So when they insist that those subs will never, ever, be nuclear armed even though we're also buying missiles for those subs that are designed to carry nuclear weapons ...

    Tomahawk and its successors have been routinely used in wars since 1990, and never with nuclear payloads. IIRC nuclear-tipped ones are only fielded by the USAF aboard B-52 strategic bombers as part of the US strategic deterrent triad.

    It's basically a very accurate long-range bomber substitute with conventional warheads, and now able to attack multiple ground targets (including moving vehicles) on a single mission. A sub with cruise missiles is basically a shore bombardment platform that is stealthy at sea and can reach over 1000km inland -- a 21st century battleship-analog.

    I've been staying out of this, but basically it's not possible to invade Australia without shipping access to its ports, and submarines can block that. Also, any foreseeable conflict between Aus and China is going to involve the PLAN's nuclear subs and quite possibly a Chinese blockade of Australian ports -- look at all those bulk mineral exports and how they get to their markets? So this is a logical counter-move (if your military calculus assumes ongoing business-as-usual for the next third of a century).

    The key point is that SSNs have a vastly greater endurance at sea and range than any previous subs fielded by the RAN. And it's a mature technology (heading for 70 years old at this point).

    1674:

    You're still speaking to a UK citizen, and mainland resident, on a UK-hosted blog. Everything else you say is irrelevent to my point, which was about UK law.

    1675:

    This isn't a criticism of OGH, but just to point out that this particular blog favors particular topics over others, and thereby doesn't fully reflect all the views of all the contributors.

    This blog unfortunately seems to have become a honeypot for a certain type of SF fan -- white, male, over-50, mostly cis/straight, and probably somewhere on the spectrum.

    I am not in love with this fandom. Not one little bit. In fact, if anything makes me give up on hosting a blog with comments, it'll be the tendency of this sort of commenter to drive everyone else away.

    1676:

    I read, in several places, that Russia has a problem with laser rangefinders being stolen from its mothballed tanks. Who buys these stolen rangefinders, and why? I'm missing something here; is there really a substantial black market for them, or are they being repurposed in some way?

    1677:

    Charlie @ 1675
    Indeed - I miss "Foxessa's" comments, for a start.
    And the repetition that, judging by history: - NON-violent protests & actions are much more likely to achieve their aims - & some people, who should know better, on/in this blog-comments, seem to have forgotten this.
    ...
    @ 1673 ...
    Even at the height of WWII, the IJA/IJN had no plans to actually invade AUS, "just" to degrade & supposedly terrify its inhabitants, particularly in the N ( like Darwin ). There's no reason to suppose that the current Chinese Empire has any different ambitions - they "merely" might want to re-invent the *Greater SE Asian Prosperity Sphere" - cough, cough.
    Along with other WWII imitations - the cruelty, the incarcerations, the persecutions, the racist superiority hang-ups. Ask the Tibetans & the Uighurs?

    1678:

    TBH I'm not unhappy about the financial side of the AUKUS stuff. It's a lot of money, but when governments spend money it isn't the same as when people who are not governments do it. Before abolishing huge defence procurements like this, I would like to see much larger, even punitive resource extraction taxes and royalties, and the nationalisation of large scale property development, for administration by an NGO with incentives to do much, much better. I don't see harm in a local skills base for civil nuclear, so long as it doesn't lead to a "this" imperative around acquiring such things. I'm not even that disturbed about the aforementioned vague modular weapon capability in the Virginia class and SSN-AUKUS subs, to me leaving future options for future governments sounds sensible. What I don't like is the sense of the AUKUS partners going alone independently of the EU, as though we were just waiting for Brexit to happen to make this work. That reeks of things that we shouldn't have to smell in this century/millenium.

    1679:

    1670 & 71 - From my perspective, Tomahawk has always been capable of carrying a live nuclear warhead, but the closest it has ever come to doing so was in "Never Say Never Again"!

    1680:

    Yes. As I said, no matter how it was spun, or is being spun by revisionists, WWI was primarily a war of attrition. Germany surrendered because it had run out of resources (including human).

    1681:

    white, male, over-50, mostly cis/straight, and probably somewhere on the spectrum

    Raises hand.

    1682:

    Charlie Stross 1675:

    just please be specific whenever you write "probably somewhere on the spectrum" which spectrum you're thinking of: autism cluelessness or sociopathic amorality

    I'm reminded of the infamous William Shatner schtick on Saturday Night Live https://youtu.be/ZaB_G1WNT70?t=19 ...

    there's obvious self-filtering for that demographic... men without kids-wives-hobbies-girlfriends, semi-retired, slightly angry, slightly sad and too much idle time without enough to get 'em (and me) off the comfy seat out into the world doing things... what everyone endured during the pandemic quarantining was a shock to them but sadly all too typical of a certain demographic...

    social isolation<'b> is so much more commonplace than anyone will acknowledge... but finally there's folks writing about it in non-fic posts as well integrating it into TMITF novels...

    Problem of how to fix this is none of us are actively dying from it and there simply not enough qualified therapists (nor medical coverage to pay them) to treat millions of socially clueless people...

    note please we are more-or-less healthy so priority has to go to chronic illnesses leading to death... not just profit-oriented US companies but national health plans (UK-EU-ISR-CAN-AUS-etc) too must prioritize cancer-arthritis-diabetes-CF-etc over any mental illness which is not immediately life threatening... and then there's getting any of us to admit we got a problem in need of fixing

    ilya187 1657:

    IT WAS SNARK

    dude was an actor who played through pain and managed to hold onto his sense of the absurd... you ought read up on his early life such pain... hence his self-aware ironic role in Silent Movie... if he'd been here to read my post I expect he'd (silently) chuckle at my snark

    1683:

    So where does that place me IYO? I'm long term sick but essentially out the house minimum 20 hours a week travelling to hospital and receiving haemodialysis.

    1684:

    not just profit-oriented US companies but national health plans (UK-EU-ISR-CAN-AUS-etc) too must prioritize cancer-arthritis-diabetes-CF-etc over any mental illness which is not immediately life threatening

    Actually, Canada is beginning to look seriously at mental health, at least at the federal level. Health Canada (and the national government) recognizes that mental health issues can be life-threatening, and the best time to treat them is early.

    There is the problem that health care is a provincial responsibility, with the provinces jealously guarding their turf and (in the case of the right-wing ones, redirecting health care funding to tax cuts, while blaming the federal government for a lack of funding).

    I'm on a couple of councils trying to grapple with this. It's frustrating, but progress is (slowly) being made.

    1685:

    Who buys these stolen rangefinders, and why? I'm missing something here; is there really a substantial black market for them, or are they being repurposed in some way?

    The USSR exported thousands of "monkey model" versions of its tanks, notably including the T-72, to client states all over the world. The monkey models were stripped down, with bits left out that made the tanks viable in a western European theater of war with NATO -- stuff like NBC air filtration, night vision kit, laser rangefinders, and (I think) the autoloader.

    I imagine a lot of those exported T-72s received patchwork back-of-the-factory-gate upgrades over the past 30 years, as/when the owners could afford to buy the bits on the black market.

    1686:

    About 10 years ago on one of the US second / third tier cable channels there was a show about people who would go find old tanks and restore them. (I remember one pulled out of a river in Poland.)

    And, at least in this show, it seemed most of these restorers were UK idle rich. With a healthy contingent from the US. I mean folks with machine shops covering an acre or few with the equipment inside it to move tank bits around. And a staff of 4 or more. (Think of Jay Leno's garage but for military kit.) Think of the cost of getting a tank out of a river in Poland then back to your "shop".

    Anyway, I'm betting some of the missing kit wound up in these restored tanks.

    1687:

    "From my perspective, Tomahawk has always been capable of carrying a live nuclear warhead,"

    And did in the US Navy for a couple of decades ending in 2013. The GLCM would have been the Army version.

    https://fas.org/blogs/security/2013/03/tomahawk/
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BGM-109G_Ground_Launched_Cruise_Missile

    For an Australian review of many Tomahawk variants, see

    https://www.ausairpower.net/Tomahawk-Subtypes.html

    1688:

    About the discussions of violence:
    first, a number of us write, and as a writer friend put it, you think of "what's the worst thing that could happen to my primary character", and then you write that in.
    Second... as I've noted many, many times, this is not the 21st Century we were promised, nor the one I want to leave to my kids and granddaughters. There weren't supposed to be Nazis, white pseudo-Christian nationalists in power in governments, and the supporters of the same threatening or passing laws (and offering violence outright) against the rest of us. After a while, you want to fight back, and there are limited resources, and time, for many of us. Give us something to be happy about, that gives a promise for our kids for the future, and you'd see less discussion of violence, I suspect.

    Please note I do not post stuff endorsing it here, or anywhere, but then, decades ago, I decided one of my family mottos was "don't be stupid".

    1689:

    I guess I started it when I mentioned the sf concept I read in an sf novel that included violent climate activism - framed as a 'hope nobody does this'. Nobody seemed particularly interested in doing much but misunderstanding the concept and it spiraled from there.

    I'm actually more interested in optimistic sf and futurism, but I think to be believable it has to account for pessimistic ideas.

    1690:

    David L @ 1668:

    nuclear powered vessels?

    And from what I've read these are life of the vessel reactors. Once in the ship (or it's built around one) it is there sealed up for the life of the ship.

    That was apparently a problem with the deal Australia canceled with France for nuclear submarines. The French design required refueling after about 12 years or so (halfway through the 25 year design life of the new boats).

    Not only would the refueling process have had to be conducted IN France, taking the boats out of service for a year or so, there were questions about the political climate in France and whether the French might refuse to refuel the boats.

    Plus the AUKUS deal has a bonus (from Australia's point of view) that the later boats in the series are to be built in Australia.

    1691:

    I've been waiting all along for someone to point out that eco-protesters disrupting airports by fucking around with toy aircraft near the perimeter is something that has already happened, and been in the national news, and I'm pretty sure had people discussing the news items on here. That episode provided clear confirmation of what was already pretty obvious, that there simply isn't any point escalating such demonstrations to the level of actual destructiveness: merely buzzing flies around combines fully effective disruption with minimum effort and the most positive effect on public reactions.

    The more destructive possible variants of the idea are fit only for fantasy, and so it doesn't seem odd to me at all that people can discuss them in detail quite happily who would vehemently refuse to have anything to do with such attempts as an actual participant. We all read fiction in which improvised guerrilla-type actions of that general class play a significant part - I can state that confidently since we're all here because we like Charlie's books - and most of us seem to find it important for such fiction to be enjoyable that the methods the characters use should withstand detailed examination in the light of the whole corpus of established scientific knowledge.

    Furthermore, a great many of us seem to have some strong everyday connection with the realm of encountering something that doesn't work, figuring out why not, and making the necessary changes to make it work, on scales from a dripping tap to the hydrology of California. I for one have a pretty instinctive compulsion to analyse and correct things just because they're there, whether there's any practical point to it or not. So when some topic like how some fictional characters might bring down an aircraft without military equipment arises, I see it purely in the same light as some informal species of exam question, as a detached intellectual puzzle in physics which is fun to think about. The point that bringing down aircraft is a bad thing to do I consider both too obvious to be worth mentioning, and too irrelevant to worry about since the whole thing is fictional in any case.

    1692:

    There was a corker of an example of that in China... someone hired a hitman to bump someone off, the hitman subcontracted it to another hitman, and so on. After five iterations they closed the graph.

    There was a photo of all five of them in court, standing in a line; I can't help thinking how much more appropriate it would have been if they'd made them stand in a circle.

    1693:

    It's pretty indefensible to try and argue that it wasn't, given how often the high command cited "wearing out" the German army both as a prime reason for proposing some action, and then as a major part of the value of the result of the action. "Breakthrough", by contrast, although the civilian mind naturally assumes it was the principal aim, in fact often was not intended nor expected (or was removed from the list of aims part way through); it was more of a recurring generals' pipe dream than any realistically achievable possibility. But in dealing with the politicians back home, it was necessary to make things look as if it was pretty much the other way round, to try and get them not to be too obstructive to let anything work.

    There were several occasions when they actually did get within a gnat's cock of breaking through, but it was never possible to follow through and take advantage of the situation, and always for the same set of reasons which with the technology of the time there was never anything they could do to fix: it took hours before the command could even be told that there was a situation to take advantage of, and then it took even longer to get more than a handful of troops and guns moved some miles through the mud to where they could begin to do it - if any were available in the first place. By which time of course the Germans had closed the gap and probably taken back most of the initial gain as well. And this remained more or less the same all the way through, as increasing capabilities to do it were balanced by the other side increasing the depth of the defences they had to do it to, so the possibility never got any closer. Which the high command as a whole understood pretty well, though naturally some generals could accept it better than others.

    Then of course there was the extreme example of Cambrai, where people seem to miss the point a lot... yes, they did grossly fail to exploit a quite amazing initial success; but the whole thing was basically an experiment with new methods to begin with, to find out what would happen, and what did happen was way in excess of anything they had expected. It was never intended to be anything more than a small operation, which is why it made sense to plan it to happen at the tail end of III Ypres when availability of troops was at a minimum and operations in general were winding down for the winter.

    1694:

    "Once in the ship (or it's built around one) it is there sealed up for the life of the ship."

    Y'know, I've always thought that "life of the [submarine]" referred to the time the reactor could run under normal operating conditions before the fuel got beyond the best-by date. But fuel burn-up depends on how much time the reactor operates at whatever power level, basically MWh, so what if the submarine spends a lot more time than planned running at low speed or in port or parked somewhere? Would it then not last longer?

    Doubtless there are many other things in the submarine that wear out, but are those not replaceable in overhauls minor and major?

    1695:

    "Who buys these stolen rangefinders, and why?"

    People who like fucking about with lasers? Some types have a lovely little Q-switched YAG laser in them which is both an ideal size for fucking about with and seems to be about the only source for mechanical Q-switch parts if that's what you want. Then there are later ones which generate similarly brief and intense pulses using IR laser diodes. Bull Electrical used to sell Chieftain tank rangefinders of that type...

    1696:

    I think there will almost certainly be other parts of the reactor system which can never be overhauled because they're too radioactive, which are designed to last some amount of time related to how long the fuel was expected to last for. I suppose at least some of them might also deteriorate more slowly with less use, but I don't think it would be a good idea to rely on that.

    1697:

    Given Australia's record I think letting us fuck around inside the reactors at all would be a bad idea. Even letting us generate nuclear waste is stupid, but apparently we want to do that and there's no adult supervision to say otherwise. In that sense the USA posting over sealed working reactors for us to put into subs we made "ourselves" is the least worst option.

    This is, sadly, where the violent fantasies of people on this blog collide with the violent fantasies of powerful people, the ones who actually want a real war with real megadeaths of real people. And the submarine purchase is a real-world step towards that happening.

    It's significant to me that we have so alienated every country between Australia and China that we can't rely on any of them for support. It just reeks of "us and them", where no Australian base in their country means they're an enemy

    And the flip side: this very special, uniquely close relationship with the US means we're going to be seen as an arm of their empire and get treated as an enemy accordingly when the US acts. That won't stop the current trade war of China against Australia, if anything it will make it worse. Unless the quid pro quo of the sub deal is that the US will intervene in the near future to end that war.

    1698:

    My father carries a little laser range finder in his golf bag which helps us determine how far to the next flag. Not that it improves my outcomes at all, but I would think laser range finders are a widely available technology with quite a bit of accuracy.

    He looks through the lens, points it at the flag and it tells him to within a yard how far the hole is. Such measurements are fairly accurate as they tend to correlate with various other markers on the course (i.e. various colored posts at specific distances from the hole that indicate distance).

    For the purposes of a tank or artillery spotter I can't imagine needing range accuracy to less than 1 metre, but my practical knowledge of ballistic stuff is close to zero. I suppose you would prefer a device that is mounted on the tank so you don't have to stick your head out.

    1699:

    Yes, there are similar things available for marking out construction sites and so on. The thing about tank ones is they're intended to be able to see through smoke and other particulates on a battlefield, so they use a much fancier laser that puts out very short pulses of some fantastic intensity and then do more to try and clean up the signal coming back.

    1700:

    I'm actually more interested in optimistic sf and futurism, but I think to be believable it has to account for pessimistic ideas.

    Perhaps the "issue" is that many of us associate fantastic, gratuitous violence with entertainment, rather than the horror it really is. We're the kind of crowd that has to stop and decide whether RPG means "Role Playing Game" or "Rocket Propelled Grenade," and who guffaw at military humor whether or not we ever served.

    From my limited and largely irrelevant perspective, what's missing from much much of the literature on both non-violence and climate change are things like "grunt humor." Most of the nonviolent literature is deathly earnest, Popovic's Blueprint for Revolution being both the exception and the best how-to manual out there. Even Tactical Clowning is written as an academic study by one of the former clowns, and he's so serious it's easy to miss the points he's making. And dark humor in climate change without turning it into a horror story? I'm sure someone's done it, but it's not as popular as starving polar bears and smirking at California's drought/flood flailings. Or kaiju and zombie metaphors, in the fiction zones.

    If we could babble about all the things that can go wrong when setting up a properly escalating protest sequence against some Depends-wearing dipshit tyrant, maybe we could get away from the RPG/Fanboy stuff. Alas, most of us only seem to have aspirations in that direction so far. And so it goes.

    1701:

    what's missing from much much of the literature on both non-violence and climate change are things like "grunt humor." Most of the nonviolent literature is deathly earnest

    An interesting observation, and I think it has to do with the fact that in both US and UK so many people have served in the military, the "grunt humor" is commonly recognized. War fiction did not create grunt humor, it utilized it, and it was able to do so because the audience in these two countries easily recognizes it. There is no similar phenomenon in either climate or non-violence literature[1] because climate activists and non-violent protestors are too few in numbers for their vernacular to have penetrated the larger society.

    For that matter, do climate activists and non-violent protestors even HAVE a vernacular, or commiserating jokes? Heteromeles should know, but I do not. I do know that commiserating humor flourishes in rigid hierarchical structures like the military (any military) and Soviet Union, but not in relatively egalitarian structures, because it is ultimately an outlet to one's powerlessness.

    [1] Not to mention that there is a dearth of climate or non-violence literature, at least compared to violence literature

    1702:

    There's probably a few dozen bucks worth of gold, palladium, copper etc. in such a rangefinder. If people think they can make money ripping out catalytic converters from under cars for the scrap value then junking out the shiny bits of something that's breadbox-sized and easy to schlep out of the tank storage yard via a hole in the wire fence is the way to go. Selling off the entire tank chassis as scrap steel on the hoof/wheels for ten bucks a tonne is a bit trickier with lower cash return for the effort.

    Most folks who restore old armour tend not to get the shiniest bits, they're more interested in hydraulic pumps and engine parts. Thee are a couple of British sheddies on YouTube who refit and restore armour vehicles. If you ever want to see someone bump-start a T34 while Ted the dog supervises, try the MrHewes Youtube channel. Warning -- strong language and impolite political references abound.

    1703:

    Pigeon @ 1691:

    I've been waiting all along for someone to point out that eco-protesters disrupting airports by fucking around with toy aircraft near the perimeter is something that has already happened, and been in the national news, and I'm pretty sure had people discussing the news items on here. That episode provided clear confirmation of what was already pretty obvious, that there simply isn't any point escalating such demonstrations to the level of actual destructiveness: merely buzzing flies around combines fully effective disruption with minimum effort and the most positive effect on public reactions.

    Yeah, but sooner or later some shithead is gonna' do it.

    1704:

    Rocketpjs @ 1698:

    For the purposes of a tank or artillery spotter I can't imagine needing range accuracy to less than 1 metre, but my practical knowledge of ballistic stuff is close to zero. I suppose you would prefer a device that is mounted on the tank so you don't have to stick your head out.

    Pigeon @ 1699:

    Yes, there are similar things available for marking out construction sites and so on. The thing about tank ones is they're intended to be able to see through smoke and other particulates on a battlefield, so they use a much fancier laser that puts out very short pulses of some fantastic intensity and then do more to try and clean up the signal coming back.

    Also the stuff mounted on the tank has to be fairly rugged so it doesn't shake itself apart during normal tank operations.

    1705:

    There was a corker of an example of that in China... someone hired a hitman to bump someone off, the hitman subcontracted it to another hitman, and so on. After five iterations they closed the graph.

    At least when it happened in Schlock Mercenary there was the excuse that it happened because the author thought it was funnier that way. (Several examples; on one occasion the mercenaries were hired to steal a corpse, then hired by someone else to steal the same corpse, then hired by the funeral organizers to keep troublemakers away from the body.) Reality is under no obligation to make sense to humans.

    1706:

    A female dragonborn paladin of noble birth is the ultimate switch in the hoary "rescue princess from the dragon" trope. Depending on the situation, she can be the knight, the princess or the dragon. I am trying to come up with a D&D scenario where, through a series of misunderstandings, she gets hired to rescue herself from herself.

    Only just saw this and it is utterly glorious and there are some folks I want to share it with on Mastodon and I am valiantly resisting the temptation ...

    For added lulz she has to be offered her own (the kidnapped princess's) hand in marriage (to the knight) as a reward if she kills the dragon (herself) by the King (who has no business promising princesses to anyone in an arranged marriage, especially if they're not his relatives).

    1707:

    Doubtless there are many other things in the submarine that wear out, but are those not replaceable in overhauls minor and major?

    I have never been on a sub design team. So.

    I suspect there are various bits which have a service life and are not all that replaceable. Pressure hull, ballast tanks and plumbing, etc... Not that they couldn't be repaired replaced but the cost and certification process ...

    1708:

    Well, Greg attempts to :-)

    My point in #1628, where I described it as extreme callousness is that the strategy treated soldiers as expendable resources, like ammunition. There is a lot of other evidence that was the case, too.

    That is a major reason why WWII, which was longer, harder fought, and against more fanatical enemies, had half the (British) casualties of WWI. The high commanders in WWII were junior officers in WWI.

    1709:

    That is a major reason why WWII, which was longer, harder fought, and against more fanatical enemies, had half the (British) casualties of WWI.

    Well west and south of Germany. Heading east, it seems at times men were more expendable than bullets.

    1710:

    =+=+=+=

    whitroth 1688:

    First time I read "Song Called Youth" trilogy it was a brain wrecking wild ride into an implausible horrid nearly-worst possible future. Now? If I re-read it I'll be taking notes on how to tip over neo-fascists eager to enslave humanity. So, yeah, thank you John Shirley; those tactics look usable.

    I just wish I wasn't having to watch SCY actually unfolding.

    =+=+=+=

    Pigeon 1693:

    The Second Ukrainian-Russian War has over its first year done a lot to grind down Russia's ability to wage war. There's no confirmed list of costs but the scaling has gone from millions of dollar-equivalents and dozens of soldiers dead and hundreds crippled/wounded over towards billions-thousands-tens-of-thousands. Referring to it as a slow bleeding wound fatal to Putin's dreams is spot on.

    There's been an incremental series of upgrades flowing from US-EU-UK which are never enough to end the war immediately, always dangling the possibility of 'total victor' an inch outside of Putin's reach. Thus drawing him into ever more resources being committed and no doubt political wheeling 'n dealing to pacify his oligarch supporters at each response to an incremental upgrade. This is a "war of attrition" plus "war by proxy" plus "live field testing of radical concepts and expensive equipment" plus "must see teevee" all mashed together.

    =+=+=+=

    paws4thot 1683:

    and

    Robert Prior 1684:

    priorities as per triage... "worst first"

    result? mental illness not immediately life threatening keeps being bumped down the list until patients either attempt suicide or quietly go away after giving up on treatment... pre-covid New York there were lots of support groups that had max'd out their various meeting spaces fire code population... one UNNAMED hospital actually stopped providing room locations to support groups and required you book a chair via an overloaded phone number so they could filter out anyone not one of their former in-patients... never mind that particular program was getting federal funding to address the under-served public...

    ... which rather highlighted just how awful things had been overloaded... and how UNNAMED hospital was more focused upon optimizing profitability by shifting treatment from expensive, highly experienced staff onto the newly graduated nurses and doctors and therapists who were being paid for with federal money via that under-served public program... when that came to light nothing much was done to address it

    here's one point of weakness that (almost) succeeded: tracking certain combinations of attributes and actions and activities: patient; gender; age; ethnicity; cause of death; doctors; hospitalizations; life insurance; medical insurance;

    goal was to assemble enough data to identify clumps of dead people who shared the same medical insurance provider (or other vendor) and then share that data with life insurance provider so to provoke an inverted sort of the traditional class action lawsuit where there was one injured party (life insurance paid out years too early) due to multiple misdeeds by one vendor (medical insurance or doctor or hospital);

    problem was there were lobbyists (medical insurance? hospitals?) who shoved through changes restricting access to death certificates

    =+=+=+=

    1711:

    Charlie Stross 1706:

    add in a temporal wormhole or two so she turns out to be her own granddaughter thereby turning it into a swords 'n sorcery farce akin to Heinlein's "All You Zombies"

    1712:

    EC Your prejudices are still up against the fact that the "British" had the lowest casualty rate in WWI - in spite of many actual appalling idiocies ...

    1713:

    I recognise that experience. I'm often reminded of the trilogy, and John Shirley's dedication in the first book, Eclipse, to his children. I don't recall the exact words, and no longer have those books, but the words were something like, "...in the hope that I'm wrong about the future they'll grow up in."

    Well, I hoped so too. Yet here we are.

    1714:

    OGH: This blog unfortunately seems to have become a honeypot for a certain type of SF fan -- white, male, over-50, mostly cis/straight, and probably somewhere on the spectrum.

    I don't know about the UK, but in my experience here in the States, that describes the bulk of prose SF fandom in general. The LGBTQ SF/F fan community is distinct, generally younger, and more centered on TV, movies, comics, and explicitly LGBTQ prose.

    I am not in love with this fandom. Not one little bit. In fact, if anything makes me give up on hosting a blog with comments, it'll be the tendency of this sort of commenter to drive everyone else away.

    For marketing purposes, have you considered re-branding yourself as an author to aim primarily at the LGBTQ market?

    1715:

    Alas, that is a much smaller market at the moment.

    My compromise is that I will not pander to any species of 'phobe: if a reader can't swallow my take on things then I won't miss them.

    Note that my perspective on society and politics is not the same as my own actual personal politics -- it's the framework I use to evaluate things rather than the conclusions I reach. In other words, I try not to preach: if I'm trying to convey a message, I do so by "show, don't tell" rather than tedious bully pulpit lectures.

    (Side-effect: there was the one novel where all the protagonists except the evil bad adversary were LGBT+ ... and my agent and editor didn't notice until I pointed it out after they'd read and edited the book, because they were both cis straight women. But the LGBT+ fans noticed alright.)

    1716:

    one novel where all the protagonists except the evil bad adversary were LGBT+

    Rule 34?

    1717:
    My point in #1628, where I described it as extreme callousness is that the strategy treated soldiers as expendable resources, like ammunition. There is a lot of other evidence that was the case, too.

    Doesn't all strategy treat soldiers as expendable? Whether done miserly or with great abandon, the fundamental job description of command is "spend lives to achieve objectives."

    @Pigeon, 1693:

    There were several occasions when they actually did get within a gnat's cock of breaking through, but it was never possible to follow through and take advantage of the situation, and always for the same set of reasons which with the technology of the time there was never anything they could do to fix: it took hours before the command could even be told that there was a situation to take advantage of, and then it took even longer to get more than a handful of troops and guns moved some miles through the mud to where they could begin to do it
    ....while the defenders were co-ordinating counterattacks and fire support over field telephone. One of the less-acknowledged reasons WW1 trench warfare was so heavily tilted to the defenders was armies' communication technologies regressed ~100 years as soon as they advanced out of their trenches.

    1718:

    You can regard it as a matter of degree, if you like, but the (VERY well-documented) attitude of the British high command was enough to cause considerable opposition, and not just from lefty liberals. And, to some extent, that worked - e.g. the orders that the only appropriate penalty for desertion (even with mitigating circumstances) was death were largely ignored.

    1720:

    I so wish politicians would add the following to their party's policy statements:

    avoid making any more extinction-level mistakes

    today's headlines are not as bad as on other days and that's a bit of delayed freaking when I felt momentary relief of no new: toxic chemical spills, forest fires, mass food poisonings, covid variants, coup detat in large-ish nations, etc

    it really has gotten bad enough, when a good day is there's nothing massively bad

    1721:

    Re: 'One of the less-acknowledged reasons WW1 trench warfare ...'

    No personal military experience but ...

    Overall, more deaths among the military as well as civilians were caused by famine and disease than by weapons. Also the UK was not as active a battlefield as continental Europe. (BTW - There's also a percent of lives lost per country chart in the article below.)

    http://www.centre-robert-schuman.org/userfiles/files/REPERES%20%E2%80%93%20module%201-1-1%20-%20explanatory%20notes%20%E2%80%93%20World%20War%20I%20casualties%20%E2%80%93%20EN.pdf

    I posted about this a few years ago but maybe it's time for a reminder: only about 20%-25% of soldiers ever fired their weapons. Even the experienced soldiers. It appears that most human beings have a very strong aversion to killing others even when it means they might die.

    The very large increase in the percent of US soldiers firing weapons at the enemy in 'Nam (over 75%) is thought to have happened thanks to lots and lots of training (programming) specifically designed to dehumanize the enemy. I think the UN/International War Crimes folks helped put a stop to this, i.e., made it illegal.

    https://greatergood.berkeley.edu/article/item/hope_on_the_battlefield

    Wonder how many arms manufacturers own shares in movie studios to keep alive the myth that some new rifle guarantees winning a war.

    1722:

    LGBT+
    Or very sympathetic to said outlooks, if only because of extremely unpleasant, as in life-threatening & life-changing personal experience, perhaps?
    It's one of the reasons I was struggling with the previous, um, "discussion", over Trans issues & problems.

    EC
    So, all our commanders were stupid bullies ... & by extension the Central Powers were not ... err ... they lost.
    For another view, I recommend the film director Sam Mendez' take on this in his film 1917) - and for me, the realisation that two of my uncles went through this & survived.
    See also: Peter Jackson's They shall not grow Old

    By extension ... my impotent rage at Vlad the insaner, for starting a European war, with all the aforementioned slaughter & misery.

    1723:

    In fact, if anything makes me give up on hosting a blog with comments, it'll be the tendency of this sort of commenter to drive everyone else away.

    It's what has kept me as an almost total lurker for the many years I've been reading here.

    1724:

    For added lulz she has to be offered her own (the kidnapped princess's) hand in marriage (to the knight) as a reward if she kills the dragon (herself) by the King

    My proposal: Do a "Prince & the Pauper" situation, with the adventuring dragonborn using a disguise kit/magic out in the world. Then, at some point in the far future of the campaign, said adventurer goes through a apotheosis to become a full dragon, whereupon they recognize that they were the same dragon they defeated and thus they have to fulfill causality and so use their incredible lifespan to figure out time travel, which they do so they can travel back an complete the loop. Added points if they screw up a time jump and end up causing their own bloodline to be created.

    1725:

    "Overall, more deaths among the military as well as civilians were caused by famine and disease than by weapons."

    It says that in the PDF, but it doesn't expand it beyond that bald statement, and I can't find what kind of sample space they're using that would let them find that result. It was very much the case in previous wars, but WW1 is notable for being the war where it wasn't the case any more. Medical science, and the understanding of the need to apply it, were finally getting good enough to really make a difference (eg. mass vaccination of troops, strong awareness of the importance of preventing infection of wounds, proper hospitals, latrine discipline, rapid and effective response to the emergence of such problems as trench foot), and the logistical support to supply food and get sick soldiers to hospital was also far better (railways being much of the reason, along with better organisation). Of course the degree to which this applied varied quite a bit between armies and theatres, but apart from the troops festering in Salonika and never going out to fight, the contrast with previous wars was pretty remarkable.

    1726:

    Charlie Stross @ 1675:

    This isn't a criticism of OGH, but just to point out that this particular blog favors particular topics over others, and thereby doesn't fully reflect all the views of all the contributors.

    This blog unfortunately seems to have become a honeypot for a certain type of SF fan -- white, male, over-50, mostly cis/straight, and probably somewhere on the spectrum.

    Well, I'm an over-50, straight, white male, and (horrors) an "American" as well - but I don't think that makes me a bad person per se.

    That's who I am, and I expect others to accept me to the same extent I accept others who are not over-50, straight, white males.

    You be you, and I'll be me and we should respect each other even when we disagree.

    I hope you won't decide the blog is not worth continuing because of who reads & comments.

    1727:

    priorities as per triage... "worst first"

    The original three categories (hence triage) were "going to die anyway", "will survive with immediate attention", and "can be treated later". In a resource-scarce situation you didn't waste effort on the worst, they get painkillers and maybe priest to hold their hand until they die.

    In modern triage systems (which have more than three classes, but quadage or quintage doesn't have the same ring) these would be classed as black. Fatally injured, or dead with no chance of resuscitation.

    Working triage in a resource-scarce situation is traumatic, based on personal stories from family members, not to mention burn-out rates. (Even before you add malpractice lawyers and management into the mix. It would be even worse in a New Management setting.)

    mental illness not immediately life threatening keeps being bumped down the list until patients either attempt suicide or quietly go away after giving up on treatment

    Not really true up here. Not saying that if you walk into an emergency department saying you have clinical depression you won't wait a long time — but then an emergency department isn't really the place for that anyway. Walk-in clinic, after-hours clinic, general practitioner, all are better places to start. I've had friends who needed serious mental health interventions, and they got them.

    What we lack are enough places that provide supportive care while you get treatment — somewhere that will keep you fed and warm and make you take your meds until the voices in your head stop kind of thing.

    America is almost certainly different. You are an exceptional country, after all! :-/

    1728:

    Charlie Stross @ 1706:

    A female dragonborn paladin of noble birth is the ultimate switch in the hoary "rescue princess from the dragon" trope. Depending on the situation, she can be the knight, the princess or the dragon. I am trying to come up with a D&D scenario where, through a series of misunderstandings, she gets hired to rescue herself from herself.

    Only just saw this and it is utterly glorious and there are some folks I want to share it with on Mastodon and I am valiantly resisting the temptation ...

    For added lulz she has to be offered her own (the kidnapped princess's) hand in marriage (to the knight) as a reward if she kills the dragon (herself) by the King (who has no business promising princesses to anyone in an arranged marriage, especially if they're not his relatives).

    I know I've read at least one story where the knight was dispatched to save the dragon from the princess.

    Interesting to wonder how history might have been different if Henry VIII had arranged a marriage for Elizabeth in addition to the one he arranged for Mary?

    Would it have been any more successful a marriage than Mary's or or Edward's "betrothal" to Mary Stuart?

    1729:

    Riffing of the idea of America as an exceptional country, this study finds that to indeed be the case — the percentage of citizens who score as highly right-wing authoritarian in double that of the next highest country polled (Canada) and four times that of the lowest country (Germany).

    https://morningconsult.com/2021/06/28/right-wing-authoritarianism-international-study-methodology/

    The comparisons between countries is interesting.

    The biggest criticism I have is that Altemeyer settled on "right-wing authoritarian" as a label, when his definition more closely matches "establishment authoritarian" or possibly "reactionary authoritarian". I think this explains why the French left-wing has a higher authoritarian score — in France the left is a more established political position, not the perpetual underdog.

    It would be nice to see a poll that combined both this and something like the political compass. Seeing as left-wing American politicians would be centrists in Europe, I wonder if being highly RWA correlates to an actual or relative spot on the left-right spectrum.

    1730:

    "So, all our commanders were stupid bullies ... & by extension the Central Powers were not ... err ... they lost."

    No, that's two unwarranted jumps to conclusions :)

    It's undoubtedly true that the plans and calculations of the high command treated the loss and replacement of men in mass numbers in pretty much the same way as they did the use and resupply of shells. It's quite defensible to describe the attitude necessary to do this as "callousness", although I might quibble that some alternative descriptor might be a better fit. The fact of that attitude existing, however, does not imply that it was a consequence of incompetence or intent, so the characterisation of "stupid bullies" does not fit. (At least in most cases, though I don't mind describing Conrad as a fuckwit and Cadorna as a thug.)

    Also, the other side were no better. Just look at Verdun, and the number of men the Germans threw into failing at it.

    1731:

    "thus they have to fulfill causality and so use their incredible lifespan to figure out time travel, which they do so they can travel back an complete the loop."

    I'm seeing that you could get something pretty grim out of that, if you wanted to. Old, old dragon, billions of years in the future, last creature alive (due to dragon thermal tolerance) on the wreck of the world as it is slowly roasted by the expanding sun, driven insane by so long and fanatical a search for the secret of time travel, still searching with increasing desperation as the planet's destruction approaches...

    To be able to die.

    1732:

    "...the scaling has gone from millions of dollar-equivalents and dozens of soldiers dead and hundreds crippled/wounded over towards billions-thousands-tens-of-thousands. [snip] There's been an incremental series of upgrades flowing from US-EU-UK which are never enough to end the war immediately..."

    Which is pretty much exactly what I said it would do, except I was talking about the effect on civilians rather than the military; which has, of course, been the same.

    1733:

    the percentage of citizens who score as highly right-wing authoritarian in double that of the next

    Which led to an amusing criticism of ChatGPT as "significantly left wing biased" and some muppet trained a version to be right wing by US standards rather than asking whether perhaps if the rest of the internet is overwhelmingly left wing perhaps it might be him. Love that he uses the hammer and sickle to represent progressivism"!

    https://davidrozado.substack.com/p/rightwinggpt

    I'm more concerned that it can be misandric etc, but I'm not willing to dig further to discover what he means by that since his definition of "conservative" is explicitly misogynist, making me fear that "anti men" probably include "women are people" and other horrors.

    1734:

    That is a part of the uniquely distorted US right wing perception/projection that anything which is not extreme right wing is therefore left wing. It explains a lot of why economic issues are bound up with social inclusion issues and/or environmental issues.

    One can be pro-science and anti-government regulation in a rational worldview, but not in the current form of extremism. One can be anti-tax and pro-LGBTQ+ inclusion in a rational world, but not in the current right wing.

    There are similar corrollaries on the other ends of the various spectra - I have known many misogynist and homophobic environmentalists and trade unionists (and many, many, many more who are not of course). I have no doubt there are LGBTQ+ persons and/or who work as climate denying oil shills - membership in one group does not preclude membership in others. Those examples are more reasons left-right is a woefully bereft way to think of the world.

    !US! versus LEFTIST EXTREMISTS ELEVENTY!!! is, however, a proven way to keep the useful idiots in line and sufficiently nasty.

    In the context of this thread, I think most people just want to get on with their lives. If the leader of the country is an Elder God who farms misery it is yet another thing to put on the 'nothing to be done for it' ledger while they trudge off to work and try to have a decent home and meals for the kids. There were people who got up and went to work every day in Khmer Rouge Cambodia. Lacking other options there would be in New Management London as well - especially if everyone who did poke their head up found it on a tzompantli.

    1735:

    Here is some amusingly ironic news from the American culture wars:

    Parent Calls Bible ‘PORN’ and Demands Utah School District Remove It From Libraries

    Briefly, someone has pointed out that Utah's laws about not having "porn" (meaning anything showing gay or black teenagers as human beings) in schools also apply to the Bible, which has incest and sexual murder as major plot points, and also some erotic verse (the Song of Solomon). So they want it pulled from school shelves immediately, lest young children be corrupted by exposure to it.

    I've been wondering when something like this was going to happen, as I'm under no illusions about the contents of the Bible.

    1736:

    Doesn't all strategy treat soldiers as expendable? Whether done miserly or with great abandon, the fundamental job description of command is "spend lives to achieve objectives."

    Have to disagree with you on that one. Good generals are able to get their men to fight, and fight well, because they can get them to believe in the cause, and to believe that their lives will be spent as sparingly as possible, while achieving the cause.

    General Slim in Burma reckoned that he spent at least 1/3 of his time going around talking to soldiers - usually in a group setting, of course - to let them know why they were fighting and why they should continue to fight. He was one of the best WWII commanders.

    Going way back to the early 18th century, the first Duke of Marlborough demonstrated by word and deed that he cared about his soldiers. Always made sure they were clothed, fed, had new boots regularly. Also made sure that their pay never got too far in arrears. So when he asked for extra effort, he got it.

    Read about the Crimean War shortly after I read about the Duke of Marlborough's campaigns. I was aghast at how incompetent the British commanders were there, and how little they cared about their men. Crap food, crap tents. Troops dying of completely avoidable privation. Made me think that if Marlborough (or Wellington) had been in charge, things would have gone a lot better for the Anglo-French force.

    1737:

    Robert Prior 1727:

    Hospitals are just about forbidden to declare someone as 'unsaveable'... by all means available medical staff do what they can... besides how else can 'newbies' get hands on experience? best to let them make mistakes treating 'impossible cases'...

    as to triage & "worst first" what I should have done was lay out the process of assigning priorities in treatment... then there's assignment of which staff for which patient... that's where "worst first" unintentionally pushed ever further downwards those mentally ill not actively bleeding and/or threat-to-themselves-or-others... there was not enough resources for mental illness prior to covid... during covid there was nothing... and now there's almost nothing...

    if you tried to count up resources available to those socially isolated, it will take you ten minutes... maybe seven...

    buddy of mine upon my advice started attending AA meetings and just sat there listening and then afterwards trying to hold up his end of a simple conversation... it was a free bit of socialization... I clued him into never asking questions nor volunteering why he was there... so long as folks are polite there's nobody at the door filtering those attending...

    this was a guy so withdrawn he could not handle complexities of ordering a meal in a restaurant... his medical insurance policy placed about seventy-three steps in the process of getting mental illness treatment... without a close/supportive relative he was unable to endure the abuse of the process...

    I'm not in much better shape these days... been hammered like a nail before covid and now there's really nothing I can do to fix myself... not looking for pity just laying out a very grim understanding the system is not casually broken but deliberately rigged to never let patients win...

    at this point the only way to get treatment for depression based on what I'm seeing patients have to express suicidal thoughts or demonstrate self-harm like overeating/undereating/etc

    1738:

    JReynolds
    Indeed ... a lot of people volunteered in the early days of WWI, because they KNEW they would be fed regularly ....
    Whatever "Nosey's" faults & his opinion of (some of) his troops, he realised that feeding & clothing them properly, meant that he was more likely to have motivated troops, when a real battle appeared.
    Or his words after Waterloo:
    "Next to a battle lost, nothing is so bad as a battle won" & "I hope to god I have fought my last battle"

    1739:

    Hey so. Our gracious host.

    I've noticed you're reading Kamil Galeev and have posted some of his posts nearly word for word.

    I'm not offended by that but some experts in Russia have reposted disrespectful things about him.

    Idk, grain of salt and all.

    I watch entirely too much ukraine news on twitter.

    There's a funny video of some Russian troops shooting a 23 mm antiair gun aimed by night vision next to them. I'll find it if yall want to see it.

    1740:

    To clarify, I don't sympathize with the Russian invasion in anyway, just idk a funny bit of what happens in war. I wish the Russians would just leave, they're already losing.

    1741:

    Summary is a guy hugs another guy because the recoil is too much for one man.

    1742:

    Experts on Russia, not experts in Russia. I think i'm done clarifying? Some of my friends on Discord are on the other side of the issue and. It's a problem. I might have to leave that place entirely because. Well. Better to leave than be part of a leftist group I can't stand. Yall have already talked about tankies and that is a topic of instant disagreement but.

    Some of them agree with the invasion in Hungary in 1956. I can't keep breaking bread with people like that.

    1743:

    I have no doubt there are LGBTQ+ persons and/or who work as climate denying oil shills

    Indeed there are, such as everyone's favourite Bond villain*.

    "Thiel also sang the praises of fracking, which he said 'represents a bigger economic form of progress for our society as a whole than the innovation in Silicon Valley.'"

    https://www.greentechmedia.com/articles/read/peter-thiel-reveals-his-contrarian-leanings-on-energy-climate


    *I was debating that being Musk, but AFAIK he doesn't have a theme song yet, so he doesn't count. Thiel, of course, does:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-Jo-djilvo

    1744:

    Hospitals are just about forbidden to declare someone as 'unsaveable'

    American hospitals, maybe. I don't know from personal experience, and it's not the kind of topic I'd like to discuss with my niece the surgeon at a family gathering.

    I did a quick search for triage protocols. I found two that included "fatal injury" as a separate category to "dead", both of which were coded black.

    First responders will make that call, if there aren't enough ambulances, and suffer nightmares afterwards. But you don't choose to throw everything at an almost-certain-to-die victim while someone you know is saveable bleeds out waiting for the next responder; you work on the saveable one and console yourself that the other one wouldn't have made it and at least you saved one life…

    You don't talk about it. You hope to hell you never have to make that call. You follow protocols and checklists to offload the burden. But protocols and checklists can't govern every case, and if fate shits on you then you might have to chose between bad and worse and you need to decide right now and you do what you have to do which is save a live even though you're screaming on the inside and crying on the outside.

    And then you go home and your friends and family look after you.

    there was not enough resources for mental illness prior to covid... during covid there was nothing... and now there's almost nothing...

    At a hospital? Wrong place for most mental illnesses.

    And there were resources available during Covid, at least up here. Overloaded, like the rest of the health care system, but available. There are more resources available than there were before the pandemic. They aren't enough, especially given the opioid problem, but it's a start.

    his medical insurance policy placed about seventy-three steps in the process of getting mental illness treatment

    Yeah, well, at the risk of being flip, that's part of the great American for-profit health care system. How else can the Shkrelis of the world buy their Wu Tang Clan albums?

    For-profit also explains a good chunk of the opioid epidemic, which is seriously overloading what mental health care resources exist.

    1745:

    a lot of people volunteered in the early days of WWI, because they KNEW they would be fed regularly

    The proverbial three squares and a sack.

    When war was declared in 1914, the Kerr brothers, Chip and Rollie, went to Edmonton to enlist, leaving a note tacked to the door of their cabin that declared: “War is Hell, but what is homesteading?”

    https://thediscoverblog.com/2016/09/16/private-john-chipman-kerr-vc/

    1746:

    Idk if I even want to watch that.

    Peter Thiel is an evil man all the way through.

    I supppse if I can watch heavy metal and the Brad Pitt tank movie through I can do it.

    1747:

    Oh hell you didn't even say his name what were you talking about?

    Sorry for making an irrelevant post.

    1748:

    Ok somone with the VC.

    Rest in peace, whatever you did.

    1749:

    Sorry I do need to apologize for that statement too.

    Swiss pikemen were not good people. Landsknects were not good people. Spanish Tercios were not good people, although they beat the previous two (in order, one after the other.)

    But every one of them ran over peasants, and peasants live on a rough edge of being able to eat and not eat.

    Foraging is a funny word for stealing food everywhere an army marches.

    It ain't like picking berries in the woods at all.

    1750:

    Well the VA hospital around here did well enough. I'm not sure what people can actually do to treat mental illness but they treated me with care.

    1751:

    Calm my heart down within medical regulatons and do IV's as approprate.

    1753:

    Strange consonance. I think I may have coached his great grandson in baseball.

    1754:

    Parent Calls Bible ‘PORN’ and Demands Utah School District Remove It From Libraries

    It gets better. In the last few days the principle of a charter school in Florida was forced to resign for having students study renaissance art. A few parents said they should have been asked first. A few also called it porn. You know things like a picture of that famous statue of David. All as a part of the new Florida laws about what you can teach kids.

    The total irony of this is the school is a charter (lot to unpack with this term but for another discussion...) founded by a religious college and it one of many . And this study of renaissance art, especially the religious art, has been baked into the setup for a while. In a religious oriented course of study.

    1755:

    We crossed swords.

    The article I read had much more detail than the one you linked. But that was 8 hours ago and I'm not sure of where I read it.

    Wait, it was a Washington Post article and I read it in Apple News and had bookmarked it. Here's a direct link. You get some free views so most folks here can figure out how to read it behind the paywall.

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/education/2023/03/24/florida-principal-michelangelo-david-parents/

    1756:

    For those who might be interested, the Australian state of New South Wales held its election today and counting is underway. This is the state that went closest to the UK/US model for COVID response, the first to abandon lockdowns, quarantines and distancing, and this is their first opportunity to kick out the government that did that.

    1757:

    Paws @ 1752
    Yes
    Back to 1861 - or the 1950's when idiots cut pictures out of books of classical artworks.
    What gets me, is that no-one seems to be protesting or complaining about this censorship & unbelivable stupidity.

    Rbt Prior
    WHY is Theil such a complete arsehole, though?
    Is it "just" the money, or is he an actual Bond-VillanTM doing it for shits, giggles & vicarious pleasure?
    If the latter, what can be done about it, because things in human shpe, like him & Vlad the insaner should not be allowed out, or maybe even breathing, though that last is, um, "controversial".

    1758:

    https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-03-25/nsw-election-live-coverage-blog/102143464

    Looks very likely indeed that we have picked the ALP. Which means the whole continent is ALP, Tasmania being the weird outlier with the Liberal Party in power. Commonly in Oz the state governments swing against whoever has federal power, but currently the Liberals are so unpopular with everyone (including half their members) that that is not happening.

    I'm very happy that even the last desperate gestures towards normality by the current Liberal state government haven't worked. But they have left some really nasty messes to clean up.

    1759:

    There's a lot of gain in this "teal" space that also happened in the recent federal election. Heck one of my primary school classmates (I believe he's a real estate agent) is the husband of one of the new teal independents (she's a surgeon) in federal parliament. My concern is how the values of these independents play out, knowing that figures like Jacquie Lamb hav proved vulnerable to certain plays by conservative tricksters in the past.

    1760:

    If the latter, what can be done about it, because things in human shpe, like him & Vlad the insaner should not be allowed out, or maybe even breathing, though that last is, um, "controversial".

    Authoritarian aren't we?

    Governments of all stripes want to suppress those they consider "wrong". There is no absolute scale with "gods" being the refs.

    1761:

    Regrettably, it's not unique. The UK has it badly (witness the attacks on the BBC), and it's common to most authoritarian regimes. See also David L in #1760.

    1762:

    Is it "just" the money, or is he an actual Bond-VillanTM doing it for shits, giggles & vicarious pleasure? If the latter, what can be done about it, because things in human shpe, like him & Vlad the insaner should not be allowed out, or maybe even breathing, though that last is, um, "controversial".

    I think it is neither, and it would be a mistake to conflate Thiel and Putin. I believe their motivation is different, even if overlapping.

    Putin is simply the latest Tsar of a society where tributary corruption and family loyalties are so embedded, hardly anyone knows how to function in any other way. Only psychopaths can rise to the top in such society, and if it were not Vladimir Putin, it would be someone just like him. He is a mafia boss doing what mafia bosses do. And since the blunder in Ukraine he cannot let go because if he does, his underlings will kill him.

    Thiel, OTOH... Warning: the following is complete speculation on my part, and I may be very wrong. But it is consistent with what Thiel has been doing for the last several decades.

    Ever since humans began gathering in groups larger than Dunbar's Number, they needed someone to make decisions for the group, and psychopaths had been disproportionately over-represented among decision-makers simply because the job appeals to them more than to normal (e.g. empathetic) people. And while it was not phrased in those terms, the Enlightenment was the first serious attempt to remedy that situation.

    Now, most psychopaths view regular humans with either contempt or disinterest, and view each other as dangerous rivals, all relationships being transactional. I think Peter Thiel, along with Mencius Moldbug and Nick Land, is different: He actually cares about psychopaths as a group, and his goal is to ensure this group remains in power. He may have come to this position via calculated self-interest, but there it is.

    You often hear that powerful assholes like Vlad see anyone not in their immediate circle as less than human, and it is almost certainly true. Thiel however likely sees himself and his cohorts as something other than human -- higher on the food chain, perhaps. And is determined to ensure that his Homo subspecies remains on top. With genetic enhancement if at all possible, but that's just a "nice to have" and for the future. Fracturing humanity into mutually xenophobic tribes desperate for survival and flocking to authoritarian leaders, is something he can do here and now.

    1763:

    Thiel however likely sees himself and his cohorts as something other than human -- higher on the food chain, perhaps.

    And on that note, I recommend James Alan Gardner's Dark vs. Spark series, where the 1% literally are higher on the food chain.

    In my new series, The Dark vs. Spark, vampires, werewolves and demons have come out of hiding, offering the Dark Conversion to anyone who can afford it. Within a generation, the richest 1% are almost all Darklings.

    Then superheroes show up: ordinary joes who happened to touch a glowing meteor or fall in a vat of weird chemicals. They represent the 99%…and they’re going to provide the Dark with Adult Supervision.

    https://jamesalangardner.wordpress.com/books/

    Would totally be banned in any Republican-leaning area. The wealthy as literal monsters? Heroes not being cis white males? The first two books in the series are a rollicking read — my only complaint is that Gardner hasn't written the rest of the series yet.

    (Although that isn't really a problem, as they are more like the Laundry series in that they can be enjoyed in any order. So it's not like stopping LOTR at The Two Towers.)

    1764:

    Sounds plausible, but also a variation on the contemporary conservative project AIUI, a fear the prosperity of "Lesser people" would dilute the authority of the ruling class. This is real enough to them that they've accepted a reduction in worth in exchange for more distance between theirselves and everyone else.

    1765:

    Well the VA hospital around here did well enough. I'm not sure what people can actually do to treat mental illness but they treated me with care.

    Calm my heart down within medical regulatons and do IV's as approprate.

    I'm going to assume those two comments were about the same topic. Tachycardia is an acute issue. If you needed IVs, sounds like your biochemistry was a bit out-of-whack. Both of those are (or could be) hospital problems.

    But mental illnesses are best treated before they send you into a crisis requiring medical intervention for your physical health. Not only it it better for the patient, but it's cheaper too — like treating diabetes early is cheaper than waiting until the patient needs dialysis.

    In terms of what can be done, everything from lifestyle changes to counselling to regular medication might be effective, depending on what the illness is.

    Unfortunately, the incentives in a for-profit health care system push the system into ignoring prevention and early treatment, because the money is in regular treatments for a condition severe enough that skipping the treatment isn't really possible. Then you can jack up the price because people don't have an alternative. Insulin is a good example. One of many reasons I'm opposed to a for-profit health care system.

    1767:

    I remember some book from when I was a nipper on the "gang of child detectives" theme. They intercepted a communication from whatever gang of desperate criminals they were chasing this week, worked out that the code it was in was based on references to Bible verses, and deciphered it. They then decided to make up their own content, encipher that, and send it on in place of the original. At which point one of them gleefully points out that "there are lots of rude words in the Bible" and they borrow a Concordance from a local priest to help look them up, and concoct something calling the criminals all sorts, which is... well actually a lot milder than what would be actually possible, but even so...

    Might well have been Enid Blyton, who could be surprisingly subversive at times.

    1768:

    Ever since humans began gathering in groups larger than Dunbar's Number, they needed someone to make decisions for the group, and psychopaths had been disproportionately over-represented among decision-makers simply because the job appeals to them more than to normal (e.g. empathetic) people. And while it was not phrased in those terms, the Enlightenment was the first serious attempt to remedy that situation.

    This seems to be a serious misreading of history. At a guess, most cultures have systems in place to prevent sociopaths from gaining power. ACOUP's currently running a series on how the ancient Greek polis was put together. It was explicitly an anti-monarchic system. Similar things show up in traditional African cultures, chunks of southeast Asia, the Americas, all the medieval republics, and elsewhere.

    We've been fooled because strongmen leave behind bigger tombs to loot, and empires find it easier to puppet local strongmen than to work with networks of councils, elders, and militias. The anthropologists and archeologists at least have realized that their fields were strong biased toward cis-male authoritarians and are trying to change it.

    This isn't a scolding, just getting the word out. Diversity and fighting against authoritarian takeovers are actually normal for humans, as are a lot of negative things.

    1769:

    Heteromeles, do you have any feedback on my post #1701? I am curious as to your opinion there.

    1770:

    Yes, it's a heck of a statement about the condition of the working class in England that so many guys could not only expect it to be better than their normal living conditions, but continue to think so when they were actually out in it.

    1771:

    Greg Tingey @ 1757:

    Paws @ 1752
    Yes
    Back to 1861 - or the 1950's when idiots cut pictures out of books of classical artworks.
    What gets me, is that no-one seems to be protesting or complaining about this censorship & unbelivable stupidity.

    Here in the U.S. there are a lot of people protesting, but the authoritarian ethno-nationalist theocratic (aka Libertarian I got mine so fuck the rest of you guys) edgelords are in the ascendent right now and have packed the courts with their true believers.

    Rbt Prior
    WHY is Theil such a complete arsehole, though?
    Is it "just" the money, or is he an actual Bond-VillanTM doing it for shits, giggles & vicarious pleasure?
    If the latter, what can be done about it, because things in human shpe, like him & Vlad the insaner should not be allowed out, or maybe even breathing, though that last is, um, "controversial".

    See above re: authoritarian ethno-nationalist theocratic (aka Libertarian I got mine so fuck the rest of you guys) edgelords

    Also, "I'm rich, so my opinion matters! You're not rich, so your opinion doesn't matter." You can get away with a lot of evil shit if you can afford good enough lawyers.

    1772:

    Gordon Moore, proponent of the eponymous "law" has died.

    From the Lawyers, Guns & Money blog:

    Moore’s law and the future of computing

    1773:

    my only complaint is that Gardner hasn't written the rest of the series yet

    Unfortunately sales so far have not motivated his publisher to make an offer for any more in the series. (Source: I asked him.)

    1774:

    ilya 187
    A co-ordinated group of psychopaths? Euwww ....
    Who Nick Land incidentally? ... Ah, just looked him up - yes, he'd fit right in, wouldn't he?
    Totally selfish bastard.
    And, of course there is a pre-existing model for this "Master Race" so-called "philosophy" isn't there? Like this.svg) - Yuck.
    It did not end well, but at appalling costs, to Europe & the rest of the planet.
    Please say we don't have to do all of this again?

    1775:

    Heteromeles, do you have any feedback on my post #1701? I am curious as to your opinion there.

    Sorry about that. I wrote a late-night response, watched the system eat it, went to sleep and forgot.

    The short answer seems to be that unlike standing militaries, there really isn't much of a standing culture of nonviolence. Movements come and go. Military vernacular changes, both by war and when peace intervenes too, after all.

    Still, some of the nonviolent experience does surface, most recently from the Occupy movement (veterans of which are now in positions of local power), and previously in the Civil Rights Movement (see books like This Nonviolent Stuff'll Get You Killed, which admittedly is about the role of violence in the Civil Rights Movement). But I'm not sure how many neologisms have come out of that.

    As for climate, I'm quite sure that climatologists have their own language, as every field does.I know from experience that they don't ordinarily share it with the unwashed, any more than evolutionary biologists open up with ignorant science fiction fans, and for analogous reasons.

    That said, there's nothing stopping an author from inventing those languages for SFF work. After all, look at how William Gibson's typewriter influenced GenOne Web Culture, cyberspace and all.

    1776:

    Putin is simply the latest Tsar of a society where tributary corruption and family loyalties are so embedded, hardly anyone knows how to function in any other way.

    It's interesting to contemplate Russia as an "alco-state," in that taxes on vodka pay for a disproportionately large chunk of the Russian national budget, so keeping alcoholism may be an unfortunate national priority. Back in the 19th Century, alco-states were much more common, which is why the Temperance movement became so big. The success of Temperance seems to have led to the growth of narco-states, which have a somewhat different dynamic.

    This isn't to say that Russia doesn't have a drug problem, or that the US doesn't either. Comparisons between petro-states, narco-states, and old school alco-states (cf US politics in the Gilded Age) may be interesting to some.

    1777:

    As if it is difficult to find something in way of nasty shit for use in world building, here's a piece on 'genteel art of institutionalizing bigotry'... for anyone looking for creating a rich tapestry of cruel history in their storytelling...

    "How Anti-Semitism Shaped the Ivy League as We Know It America’s most prestigious universities became elite through policies designed to keep Jews out of them."

    https://newsletters.theatlantic.com/deep-shtetl/632c8ea068f61f0021dbfd41/mark-oppenheimer-interview-jewish-ivy-league-antisemitism/

    1778:

    Unfortunately sales so far have not motivated his publisher to make an offer for any more in the series. (Source: I asked him.)

    Pity. I quite enjoyed them, and have been recommending them to school librarians. Time to get my local library involved, too.

    1779:

    Comparisons between petro-states, narco-states, and old school alco-states (cf US politics in the Gilded Age) may be interesting to some.

    Do you know any essays on the differences between these categories? I suspect they exist but can only conjecture how they play out in practice.

    1780:

    The Indus Valley civilization is a prime example of an historical misunderstanding. Because they had no palaces, monuments to big men or huge temples, historians apparently didn't think much of a society that spanned a vast area, had shared systems of measurement and trade, thousands of small and large settlements and prospered for about a millenia.

    They had large public works such as parks and meeting halls, but no royal structures that can be found. So for a long time they weren't seen as a successful civilization. Sigh.

    1781:

    Rocketjps
    The real problem with the "indus Valley" is the total, or almost-total indecipherability of their inscriptions.
    I would not call the remains of Mohenjo-Daro to be small or insignificant, however.

    1782:

    that is a much smaller market at the moment.

    I kind of wonder whether that's the overall trend for prose in general. Fewer people seem to read books for entertainment/enrichment today than when were were all younger, including people who are over 50 but especially including people who are under 50. I'm among the younger regulars here, and I just remember a time when books were the only way to access stories beyond the ken of free-to-air television, radio plays and the already-long-chain-dominated cinema system. Small independent cinemas were a thing, radio plays were still a thing and TV production was... variable, propped up here by local content laws. Video rentals came in when I was a teenager, and maybe that changed the habits of my generation... certainly change came thick and fast in a relatively short space of time since the internet became ubiquitous. And of course that's also changed the way people seem to deal with the written word.

    I wonder whether it does mean until there's some sort of film or TV tie-in you're mostly stuck with the 50-plus fandom. It seems like today "I don't want to read to book and spoil the movie" is a thing (even if it's about all those holes in Blackburn, Lancashire). I sort of wonder about the way it played out for wizard-school lady, before and after there were the movies.

    I remember an author acquaintance (same age as Charlie) talking about how Casablanca is unwatchable for his kids, being too "talky" and lacking enough action to keep them engaged. I admit I found this puzzling coming from someone who writes for a living, as a sort of pre-emptive acceptance this is inevitable rather than a realistic assessment of the situation (which it undoubtedly is).

    1783:

    para 3 - 2 reasons why "Alan Smithee" is wrong; Bogie and Bacall.

    1784:

    I remember an author acquaintance (same age as Charlie) talking about how Casablanca is unwatchable for his kids, being too "talky" and lacking enough action to keep them engaged.

    One of the characters in David Brin's Earth (1990) makes a living speeding up boringly languid old films like Terminator for contemporary audiences, or conversely lengthening them with added scenes and subplots for obsessed fans. And removing all evidence of disgusting vices like smoking from even older films.

    1785:

    Final para: surely that is just kids' natural preference for something with a bit more zip to it than watching adults having the same kind of boring and incomprehensible conversations that their parents and parents' friends have over their heads. In the same way most kids would prefer to read some excitingly swashbuckling crud badly written by some prejudiced old bag than to read something by Jane Austen.

    1786:

    That one's Bergman rather than Bacall (and includes an extra helping of Raines, Henreid and Lorre) but I take your point and The Big Sleep (which does feature Bacall) is still on my own all-time favourite movies list. I fell for both these movies when I was 9 or 10 when a local a small independent cinema had a Bogart season (see also The Maltese Falcon and The African Queen ).

    Another favourite from that era that "kids today" might find unbearably slow is the Carol Reid movie Odd Man Out, which features a very young James Mason and won the very first ever BAFTA award for best film.

    1787:

    Have actually also seen The Maltese Falcon, The Africa Queen, Moby Dick, To Kill a Mockingbird...

    1788:

    For sure! I haven't seen To Kill a Mockingbird in the cinema, nor that Moby Dick with Gregory Peck at all: I probably would have if it had been on TV here in the 80s. I've never seen To have and to have not either.

    1789:

    "Slow" films { & novels }
    Um
    No dialogue AT ALL in the first 20(?) 25(?) minutes of Kubrick/Clarke's 2001

    1790:

    And removing all evidence of disgusting vices like smoking from even older films.

    There was that kerfuffle at Baen when Eric Flint edited a new release of Keith Laumer's Retief series to omit a smoking-on-board-an-aircraft scene that he didn't think would make sense in the noughties.

    1791:

    Damian 1782:

    Obvious snark being "Short Attention Content"

    Video games are much more stimulating, with MMOGs offering immersive experiences and much greater choices. Only reason I've not been diving deep is a lousy data plan, a slow laptop and (worst of all) fingers aching from arthritis. Not too expensive, for a monthly subscription, but when combined with need for a new, faster laptop, controller, upgraded data plan, et al, just not going to happen. I really do not look forward to three hours of aching joints after an hour of play. So, slower games and less enjoyable pursuits.

    But always, books. But that is me. Not everyone is me .

    Healthy folk have more choices, and younger folk mostly never got addicted to the printed word. And yet somehow publishers keep earning billions from books in various forms.

    1792:

    As for old films: I remember a throwaway line in a book that mentioned a character noticing a film showing Clark Gable and Cary Grant crashing through the jungle and asks what it is. The other character replies "That's The Man Who Would be King".

    "Didn't that film star Michael Caine and Sean Connery?"

    "This is the one that John Houston wanted to make in the 1950s."

    Can I remember the book where that appeared, though? Nope.

    1793:

    Library sales (in the US, at any rate) are unfortunately utterly shit for generating the kind of sales numbers that interest publishers. They actually cannibalize bookshop sales to some extent (although arguably library loans are to folks who can't or won't buy new books, so they aren't really lost sales in that sense). But what gets publishers to accept proposals for new books -- let alone to get out and ask for more -- is lots of books marching off shelves in bookstores. Library editions cost a bunch more than retail sales, but each library edition sold gets read 30-50 times before it disintegrates and needs replacing.

    In the UK and EU we have Public Lending Right programs, but those only compensate authors -- not publishers.

    1794:

    Gable and Bogart, I think was the original plan. But Bogart died while Huston was filming "Moby Dick".

    1795:

    Have actually also seen The Maltese Falcon, The Africa Queen, Moby Dick, To Kill a Mockingbird...

    Not aimed at paws but to the general comments.

    Background

    I have two kids. B&G. 33 and 30. And they have partners. Make good money. Own houses. All of that.

    They all have and do read books. My daughter's total count on the shelves may be more than all but a few here. But my son-in-law also is big on books on tapes. His jobs required 30 to 45 minutes commutes each way for about 10 years so they give me a way to read decent things. One was a history of the Roman Empire or similar.

    The situation. There are multiple things going on here.

    One big issue is they grew up on TV and movies that excellent production values compared to when most of us grew up. They had color TV, 32mm movies, Dolby sound, etc... Casablanca is a great story. But if you look at it critically it looks like a bunch of scenes stitched together. Not a continuous flow. And if you don't understand something about Vichy France and N. Africa in 1940/1941 the plot is a bit strange. I still like it. I thought "Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid" was great. But compared to most anything made today, the production gets in the way of the younger ones following the story.

    Another big issue is history. Movies without cell phones, pagers, cable/sat TV, taxi stands, passenger trains, air travel only for the rich, crossing the oceans in liners, sending a telegram across town, etc... and the plot only working in those settings just seems alien to them. (I had similar problems with the very well made 1883 where the history was so bad it got in the way of me enjoying the series and I gave up.) And DNA, well, we have it now, they didn't back then. And on and on and on.

    And aside from the tech details, most of them don't get the cold war, Korea, Viet Nam (most vets from that are over 70.) China under Mao, colonial Africa (and the rest), Churchill and Munich, and so on. Even a comedy like the US Murphy Brown from the late 80s / early 90s doesn't work very well as so much of the humor was based on the Bush 41 presidency.

    I just watched the movie Babylon on cable the other day. It was a well made remake of / different take on Hollywood 100 years ago of "Singin' in the Rain" with all kinds of XXX bits tossed in. But I suspect most of the people much younger than me (I'll be 69 soon) seeing it would have no idea. Even with the clues that are tossed in at times with one even slapping you in the face. (Best scene in the movie is the monologue by the gossip columnist to the fading star about 2/3s through the movie. Very well done.) I have to wonder if the movie will have much long term appeal.

    1796:

    Casablanca is a great story. But if you look at it critically it looks like a bunch of scenes stitched together. Not a continuous flow.

    I don't understand this take at all. But my favorite movie is the 1933 "King Kong", which is a bunch of scenes stitched together, so...

    1797:

    The story doesn't "flow" as well as most modern one. And the editing is somewhat "choppy". Which compared to TV or nothing else was fine in the day.

    I'm a fan of old movies. But you can really see the difference if you watch one of the 50s or earlier B&W classics and most modern era movies.

    Arsenic and Old Lace is one I like. But a lot of the humor is based on the real life past of the major actors. Which very few people under 40 or 50 would get.

    1933 "King Kong"

    I like it also. But you can almost see the "strings" and such at times. Especially on the Empire State Building. Plus the entire "rent a theater and put on a show" for such just doesn't make sense.

    I went to see the Beach Boys around 1964/65 as a grade school kid. Well I looked in through the window of the high school gym. I suspect the crowd (which packed the place) was under 3000. Who born the last 20 years can relate?

    I'm sure a few people here have seen "North by Northwest". Early in the movie Cary Grant is eating lunch with friends in a Manhattan hotel. He needs to let his mother know he will change a meetup with her later that day. Mom has just moved to a new apartment and has no phone. So he flags down a youngster in a cute uniform in the restaurant and give him a note with some money to send a TELEGRAM to his mom about the change in plans. This plays into the plot. It just comes off as very strange to younger folks and makes no sense.

    1798:

    "Casablanca is a great story. But if you look at it critically it looks like a bunch of scenes stitched together."
    But that's how almost all films are made; take a bunch of scenes and stitch them together!!

    1799:

    Pigeon @ 1785:

    Final para: surely that is just kids' natural preference for something with a bit more zip to it than watching adults having the same kind of boring and incomprehensible conversations that their parents and parents' friends have over their heads. In the same way most kids would prefer to read some excitingly swashbuckling crud badly written by some prejudiced old bag than to read something by Jane Austen.

    Jane Austen is Ok, Herman Melville is très boring!

    But I think there's more to it than that. I think my generation may be the last that had the opportunity to find wonder in books during childhood.

    When I was growing up my family had ONE TV and it received 4 channels, ABC, CBS/NBC, CBS and NET (which would someday become PBS). Some of those old movies were broadcast, but mostly you had to wait until they came around to a movie theater. I read The Maltese Falcon years before I finally saw the movie.

    Books were the way to escape to other worlds; the way to exercise your imagination - almost the only way available at the time. That's no longer true.

    Kids today have so many OTHER distractions competing with books, I think it's a wonder they can read at all.

    And today's children are poorer for it.

    1800:

    Have you seen "Memento"? "Godfather I" or "II"? "Licorice Pizza"? "No Time to Die"? Any James Bond movie, really. Or, for that matter, "Heat" or "Casino" or "Goodfellas" or "Everything Everywhere All At Once"? "Casablanca" is a shining example of narrative flow compared to those movies.

    What modern movies do you have in mind?

    I take your point about historical context, especially since history is being taught so poorly these days. But a movie like "The Shop Around The Corner" still works, because the only context needed is Christmas.

    I won't even point out that nobody makes phone calls any more; they send telegrams called "texts" instead.

    1801:

    Have you seen "Memento"? "Godfather I" or "II"? "Licorice Pizza"? "No Time to Die"? Any James Bond movie, really. Or, for that matter, "Heat" or "Casino" or "Goodfellas" or "Everything Everywhere All At Once"? "Casablanca" is a shining example of narrative flow compared to those movies.

    All but 3 of those. GF I & II in the last few days. (I want a re-release of GF Saga where they stitch I and II together in chronological order with some other edits. But it has been locked away for 20+ years. I also like "The Offer" even it it wasn't perfect.

    Others I like are "The Sting" (getting a bit creaky), "Shawshank Redemptionn", "Groundhog Day", and a lot more.

    Most modern, and a few older movies, make you feel somewhat like reading a book and turning pages. Casablanca and it's ilk TO ME seem like lots of pages stapled together in clumps of 1 to 5 pages, with multiple editors involved in creating the clumps. It works for me. And I guess you. But not for "kids" who grew up where the production standards for a weak or terrible story was much higher.

    There is a story of when Alfred Hitchcock was lured to Hollywood from England he drove the producers and studio heads nuts. He would turn in an hour and 40 minutes for a movie that would eventually be released at an hour and 30. They wanted, and were used to getting from their directors 3 to 6 hours that they could edit into the movie THEY wanted. And in those 3 to 6 hours from other directors would be maybe 20 or more takes of some scenes IN ADDITION so the studio could pick which one they wanted. Hitchcock made them release the movie HE wanted. But since he tended to make money they put up with it. I'm guessing he also had a pretty solid contract.

    Special effects in older movies were obvious. CGI, like it or not, cleans up a lot. And now people expect it.

    As to the comment about telegrams, the point many times in a movie using them is that it takes an hour or few plus delivery people at the receiving end. Minimum. They didn't show up a minute after it was sent from someone and it wasn't read in the bath tub 30 seconds after that. With movies and photos.

    One reason the US "I Love Lucy" has a long life in syndication is they went to great pains to get the production values right. Very great pains. It doesn't look amaturish like so many other US TV shows from the 50s. And 60s and 70s.

    I'll admit to being a bit of an edge case. I noticed the Verizon phone booth in an episode of "West Wing" when the scene was taking place a few years before Verizon existed as a company name.

    1802:

    I have tried to show my kids a few films from 'the old days' that I enjoyed, it has had mixed results. In the age of Tiktok and Youtube, a video that doesn't grab you in the first 30 seconds is unlikely to be watched. That also explains why so much of current Hollywood fare opens with an action scene, so much so that one can watch an intense scene knowing that it is just there to introduce the protagonist and hook in the attention-challenged. Also one of the many reasons I rarely watch movies, and even more rarely last more than 10 minutes into a film before leaving the room.

    As for Casablanca, it is a personal favorite. My eldest is (partially) named after a character.

    1803:

    CGI, well done, can be excellent. If you get it wrong, though, it falls into the uncanny valley.

    From John Varley's review of Howard Hughes's 1930 movie Hell's Angels:

    The story is ludicrous, the acting laughable, and the American accents of these British upper class people are way beyond hilarious … but boy oh boy, those airplanes! Never before or since have so many authentic aircraft been assembled and flown with such derring-do. Howard Hughes himself flew the final scene, when his stunt pilots refused to attempt it. He crashed the plane, but he got the shot. Very little of this stuff is faked up against a rear projection screen, folks, almost all of it is real cameras bolted onto real airplanes trained on actors and/or pilots who really are up there in those rickety old crates, many of them probably wishing they’d worn diapers. The final dogfight is probably the best recreation ever made of what it was like to fly during WWI, and we’re unlikely to see anything like it again. Oh, yes, I know Martin Scorsese recreated some of the dogfight flying in The Aviator, but ironically, that was all jazzed up with CGI and way beyond the capabilities of actual airplanes; we are now in the age beyond reality, and into hyper-reality. Now you can locate a virtual camera high in the air and motionless and have a plane come zooming by within a few feet of your viewpoint. Hughes had to put his actual cameras on actual planes which, for me, makes it much more exciting than the hyper-real, or, to put it another way, over hyped.
    1804:

    Do you know any essays on the differences between these categories? I suspect they exist but can only conjecture how they play out in practice.

    Sorry, I missed this earlier. To answer the question, I don't know any essays off-hand. All I've noticed is that addiction and dependence play bigger roles in our societies than many of us seem to like to think about. Presumably this is someone's special field of study, but I don't know who that might be.

    1805:

    you cannot make this shit up... reality also exceeds imagination... for a nation struggling to keep the lights on and children fed, now this...!?

    quote ==> "The schism has led to jokes about “Muslim time” and “Christian time”, while different internet search engines came up with different results early on Sunday morning when queried about the current time in Lebanon."

    https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/mar/26/lebanon-split-into-two-time-zones-in-row-over-daylight-saving

    1806:

    Or like the blast off scene in Apollo 13, where the CGI camera is placed looking down inside the rocket's flight path, but the only way you can tell is by realising that this location is going to have a Saturn 5 fly through it!

    1807:

    Hermann Melville is possibly the worst writer I have ever read. It takes a special kind of badness to write an epic of high adventure in which even what would be the most thrilling and exciting scenes in any other writer's book come out unfavourably compared with Das Kapital.

    The rest, I pretty much agree overall but I disagree that it is a problem of recent origin. The original book of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory contains an extended rant against the evils of television and its destructive effects on the breadth and originality of imagination of children of the TV era, compared to children of earlier times for whom "one half their lives was reading books". That was published in 1972? 1973? earlier than that? at any rate, when the number of British TV channels had only just gone up from 2 to 3 and some of the programmes had started to be in colour if your parents were rich.

    One may object that similar complaints have been made around the advent of any other novel form of mass entertainment, and disregard them as merely standard geriatric grumbling, but it seems to me that they have had enough validity for enough time for the creeping pervasion of the effects to become apparent as a perceptible reduction in the usefulness of language itself as a means of communication. Too little exposure to any expressive use of language above the extremely basic and limited level of everyday spoken conversation produces people who struggle to express complex concepts in written form, and effectively require the reader to perform error correction, reconstruction, and ambiguity resolution of the same type which is a major part of conversation, but without the necessary sources of redundancy that the non-verbal components of conversation provide. So the intended message is at best diluted, if not lost entirely or bent badly out of shape.

    I once got hold of some internal presentation from within Railtrack (so >20 years ago) and was horrified to find that it looked like something a 14-year-old had done as a school exercise - and which the teacher would have returned covered in red ink. It seems that the people who were once able to filter a company's external communications and mostly keep such horrors safely within their walls have now retired and been replaced by the authors of the horrors, and it's not at all uncommon to receive a business letter or email which is loaded with spelling errors, malapropisms, inappropriate phrases and grammatical abuses which would be reprehensible in a 12-year-old.

    1808:

    Herman Melville basically wrote down (badly) tales he heard in the whaling bars of Boston back in the day.

    According to Wikipedia Charlie and the Chocolate Factory dates from 1964.

    Finally (no names, no pack drill, to protect the guilty) I once (about 25 years ago) had to supply a report on a Civil Service graduate trainee, in which I specifically said that his grammar was poor, even when his errors were specifically pointed out to him. I was told by his supervisor that "you're not the first to report this to me".

    1809:

    Even a comedy like the US Murphy Brown from the late 80s / early 90s doesn't work very well as so much of the humor was based on the Bush 41 presidency.

    Comedy is hard. (I remember watching Murphy Brown when it was on the air and liking it; I haven't looked at it this decade.) Recently I watched some ancient episodes of Laugh-In and while much of it is as zany and hilarious as when it was broadcast, they did make topical references that would fly past most people these days. I get most of them and am left completely lost by some. Those missed jokes aren't a problem, something else is always along quickly.

    Kids have no attention span today? Here, watch a fifty year old episode of Laugh-In, now showing at Short Attention Span Theater...

    1810:

    I remember watching Murphy Brown when it was on the air and liking it; I haven't looked at it this decade.

    When Hulu first came out (I think it was Hulu) 15 or so years ago it was full of US TV comedies from the 60s and 70s. So I checked out Murphy Brown and The Mary Tyler Moore Show. The former didn't work very well even 15 years ago. MTM mostly did.

    The difference was mostly that MB humor most of the time was aimed at what were then current politicians and on the air news shows while MTM was mostly aimed at "just people".

    I can see Laugh In sort of still making it. You could miss 40% of the jokes and that would still leave about 1 a minute for the show.

    1811:

    Classic Movies

    I literally discovered this afternoon that my cable TV package now includes TCM (Turner Classic Movies). Which in the US is nothing but commercial free movies from the 30s into the 70s with a few newer ones tossed in. US and Canadians will likely know about it. Further afield I don't know.

    When I last checked a few years ago it wasn't a part of my package. I just tripped over it today setting up changes in my DVR setups. Which is ironic as I will likely discontinue my cable TV package in a couple of months.

    Oh, well.

    1813:

    Pigeon
    Hermann Melville is possibly the worst writer I have ever read - you, too?
    I simply could not get past about page 25-50 of "Moby Dick" it's real trash.
    Why some supposedly-educated morons thought it was a great story is beyond me.

    1814:

    Or like the blast off scene in Apollo 13, where the CGI camera is placed looking down inside the rocket's flight path, but the only way you can tell is by realising that this location is going to have a Saturn 5 fly through it!

    IIRC they used models! The film was released in 1995 and movie-grade CGI was only viable for some stuff (the rocket exhausts, for example), so they filmed the spaceships using models and digital splicing to composit in a background. Per wiki, "The long-range shot of the vehicle in flight was filmed using a $25 1:144 scale model Revell kit, with the camera realistically shaking, and it was digitized and re-filmed off of a high resolution monitor through a black filter, slightly overexposed to keep it from "looking like a video game"."

    1815:

    1810 - And from a Uk perspective Murphy Brown had the "jokes" edited out; MTM was funny back then but I saw it maybe 50 years ago.

    1814 Yes and no; some of the shots may have been models but the "ice" shaking off the booster was definitely CGI.

    1816:

    a $25 1:144 scale model Revell kit

    $25? Luxury. When I were a lad it used to take me 3 weeks to save up for an Airfix Series 1 kit at 1/6. I think my Saturn V might have been a present from someone, as were most Series 4 and above.. I recently was foolish* enough to click on a Facebook advert for a set of the three V bombers from Airfix because they were something like £49.95 off for the set of three over individual prices. Nearly Seventy quid each at full price I found when I got to the Airfix site, the set yours for a mere £150. I decided not to get back into model kit making again...

    *Guess what 80% of the FB ads are for now?

    1817:

    The ones to you? That's too easy.

    1818:

    The blast-off scene in the 2019 "Apollo 11" (about 20 minutes in, for those with short attention spans) is worth looking at. Apparently NASA had all these high-speed 70mm cameras spotted around Canaveral, and they used this footage for a number of scenes, including ground-level cameras at the launch site. Real ice falling off the Saturn V booster.

    1819:

    I attended the "premier" of Honeydripper which included a talk by John Sayles before the movie. I remember him saying that making (writing/directing) a movie for modern audiences was tricky. Basically, you need to get them hooked within the first 20 minutes (probably less these days, w/cellphones as a distraction now). His method was, I'm paraphrasing, to try and hypnotize them like a snake does its prey.

    I thought the movie was very good BTW, very entertaining.

    1820:

    I simply could not get past about page 25-50 of "Moby Dick" it's real trash. Why some supposedly-educated morons thought it was a great story is beyond me.

    I found it significantly more readable in Russian translation.

    1821:

    Looks like this week's school shooting was in Tennessee. American exceptionalism in action.

    If we're looking at conspiracy theories and Bondian villains, why not tie that together with this research showing that a traumatic childhood increases anger in adulthood, the outrage machine that is right-wing politics, and the apparently worsening demographics for the America right?

    https://neurosciencenews.com/child-trauma-adult-anger-22874/

    My proposed conspiracy theory*: the reason the American right clings so tightly to the 2nd amendment is that more guns means more shootings, more shootings means more fear, and more fear means not only more Republican voters now but more traumatized children means scared angry adults who are more likely to vote Republican, countering the demographic shift that is lowering Republican support. Also explains opposition to both abortion and any form of child welfare: more unwanted children means higher likelihoods of traumatic childhoods which means…


    *Totally not serious. I'm having a hard time understanding why Americans are apparently OK with school shootings (as judged by the lack of any concerted action to reduce them). A Bondian villain is somehow more satisfying than a bunch of opportunistic grifters cynically creating and exploiting outrage for personal profit, which is the more likely explanation.

    1822:

    Well, for the US, no. Not since we got rid of the draft, and went to an all-volunteer army. For decades, the Army, esp. has been desperate for volunteers.

    On the other hand, as someone who did not go in during 'nam, let me assure you that most of us, esp. males, paid REAL ATTENTION to what was going on over there. War, right, that's like that young Vietnamese girl running down the road, naked, burning from napalm, right?

    1823:

    Troops shooting. One reason I think that more of the troops in 'Nam shot during firefights is that the M-16 was, as I have read, a garden hose, because most of the draftees couldn't hit the side of a barn with less.

    1824:

    Please. Right out of high school in college, second term, our instructor (who I wanted to use his tie to strangle) we read two bloody MONTHS on Billy Budd. I DO NOT EVER want to read ANYTHING with Christlike characters with disabilities.

    Then two weeks on literature from the Bible... and TWO DAYS on The Odyssey, of which I got the most tedious pedestrian prose translation when I was 12 (and of course I still have it), and LOVE it....

    1825:

    Ok, something about kids reading: https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/why-kids-aren-t-falling-in-love-with-reading/ar-AA18WDJs

    Which, I gather, is in the US how they changed teaching reading.

    Meanwhile, I have always said that it the parent who is most important to the kid reads for pleasure, the kid will, too.

    1826:

    You were lucky... I read the whole thing, looking for the qualities everyone raves about. I got to the end still looking, and genuinely wondering if there were somehow two versions of it and I'd got hold of the wrong one.

    1828:

    And, finally, some actual good news: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/mar/27/world-population-bomb-may-never-go-off-as-feared-finds-study

    TL:DR the world population may peak by 2050 at 8.8B (we're at 8B now), then "decline rapidly".

    1829:

    conspiracy of good...

    QUOTE ==> "Although Winfrey has enriched publishers, her declared goal is grander: ''To get America reading again.'' Her agenda extends beyond increasing literacy. She wants to expose people to books that matter, books that in some way touch the self. ''The reason I love books,'' Winfrey keeps telling her audience, ''is because they teach us something about ourselves.''"

    https://www.nytimes.com/1999/12/26/magazine/the-oprah-effect.html

    1830:

    TL:DR the world population may peak by 2050 at 8.8B (we're at 8B now), then "decline rapidly".

    "Decline rapidly" is also a likely population outcome of climate change. :-(

    1831:

    OGH mentioned on Mastodon (or quoted someone mentioning) that in the UK, England has the descendant of Hindus from India (Sunak) and the Muslim descendant of Pakistanis (Yousaf) who will get to decide how to partition the UK.

    1833:

    whitroth: "Meanwhile, I have always said that it the parent who is most important to the kid reads for pleasure, the kid will, too."

    If only. Spouse and I are and always have been constant readers - we both have stacks of books on our side tables that are endlessly changing. The kids are intelligent, active and engaged, but not interested in reading novels.

    Yes, we read to them at length when they were young, and well into their lives. Each will occasionally read a book, and certainly they read at school, but neither are recreational readers by any stretch.

    I blame the rise of smart phones, and more recently tiktok. Lying flat on the couch watching an endless stream of 15 second videos, algorithmically curated to keep you watching and keep hitting that dopamine or seratonin receptor.

    Thankfully they both have tapered off a lot. But one is relentlessly active and physical (hiking, sports, gym, swim whatever) and the other is too busy building collaborative worlds online with his friends to bother with books.

    1834:

    Houmza Yousaf

    He's not even 40 yet; he's the next generation on from Nicola Sturgeon (who's over 50 at this point). You will be hearing a lot of babble in the press about him being "gaffe prone"; this is what you'd expect of someone who was elected to parliament aged 26 and got his first ministerial portfolio at 27. (The press in question is about 90% violently opposed to the SNP, and they keep records.)

    Politically he's on the left in economic terms and on the liberal wing of the party in social policy. Which is to say, he's the continuity candidate wrt. Sturgeon's administration.

    It remains to be seen how he'll operate as party leader and first minister, but my guess is that he'll have to start by addressing the stuff that led to Sturgeon's retirement -- the past 2 years' drop in SNP membership and national polling of support for independence. So it'll look like a holding action for a while.

    1835:

    "the past 2 years' drop in SNP membership and national polling of support for independence."

    Ug. If I was Scottish I reckon I'd be becoming more supportive rather than less. Have people in Scotland been looking at the clusterfuck the London parliament has made of Britain's independence from the EU, and concluding that changes of that general nature are bound to turn into clusterfucks regardless of the differences in detail?

    1836:

    That sounds not dissimilar to the kind of thing I remember enduring over here, only more ineptly done and starting from an earlier age. Our equivalents of that Amelia Bedelia PDF did at least quote a passage of reasonable length rather than a single paragraph, and took reasonable care to select the start and end points such that the quoted portion was mostly capable of standing on its own feet. The ten questions (questions always came in tens) we had to answer about it were invariably so trivial that the main factor determining how long it took to answer them was how quickly you could write, so they weren't a significant deterrent, and quite often I would read the passages again for entertainment and regret not being able to get hold of the original book. (No school was ever on the ball enough to make sure those books were in the school library.)

    They didn't really start us on the "analysing books within an inch of their lives" thing until we were teenagers. The process was almost exactly like the Auditors separating the paintings in the Ankh-Morpork museum into little piles of different-coloured pigments to try and figure out what they were, but unlike the Auditors who on reaching that stage at least had the sense to admit they were still baffled, we were supposed to consider that the little piles of separated pigments did indeed provide a meaningful answer. And then write about what the meaning was. Rather naturally this succeeded in teaching me precisely and absolutely fuck all except to react with revulsion to any literature considered "great", or worthy of study in an English class, and by extension everything contemporary with it.

    Once school was far enough behind me for the memory to no longer be raw, I had to exert a deliberate effort to un-teach myself. But I wonder how many other people are never inspired to do the same.

    1837:

    ilya187 @ 1820:

    I simply could not get past about page 25-50 of "Moby Dick" it's real trash. Why some supposedly-educated morons thought it was a great story is beyond me.

    I found it significantly more readable in Russian translation.

    As I understand it, it's based on a "mostly true" story and the story itself SHOULD BE a great story. The writing is what makes it so execrable.

    1838:

    As I understand it, it's based on a "mostly true" story and the story itself SHOULD BE a great story. The writing is what makes it so execrable.

    See:

    Revenge of the Whale by Nathaniel Philbrick,

    or In the Heart of the Sea for the big screen version.

    1839:

    whitroth @ 1827
    Well ... you could have had the "Wee Free" total religious nutjob ...
    or you could have a muslim male, right, um.
    ... BUT ... Pigeon @ 1835
    The clusterfuck will come to an end ... & there will be gradual rapprochement with the EU.
    "Better together" works for everyone -Britain/EU as well as Britain internally. BUT To make it work the tories must be removed from power & the brexshiteers really, utterly discredited.
    We are not there, yet.

    1840:

    Pigeon 1836:

    What you're describing is much the same reaction 95% of tourists have upon seeing how cows are turned into hamburger and pigs into pork sausage -- the 'disassembly line' -- inside high volume slaughterhouse

    which sorts of tours I always regarded as the best means of convincing weak-kneed Americans (95%) to re-consider vegan cuisine

    whenever something gets taken apart it never exactly is ever screwed back together... after enduring one too many autopsies upon grand 'n great literature I've come to realize such classroom exercises could have been deliberate efforts by the 1% elite to render high school students slightly nauseous at the idea of 'reading for fun'... intentional illiteracy

    1841:

    They didn't really start us on the "analysing books within an inch of their lives" thing until we were teenagers.

    We had the analysis but it was always of constructed fragments. We'd get a sentence or a paragraph and do the required dissection. But we also got book and "story" review and summary exercises ("story" including stuff like "Christopher Colombus discovered America").

    The actual book stuff didn't start until we were in high school IIRC, and it was very much of a piece with reading Shakespeare and other types of literature.

    Meanwhile I had access to a library but not a television, so I read a lot. I was also not recognised as shortsighted until I was ~10 so I suspect my (slight) preference for reading over running round outside may be related... if you can't see it clearly, it's hard to appreciate it. OTOH having Lego was also an encouragement to stay inside. And that was much cheaper for my parents than buying me other toys which I would inevitably take apart, but many were not designed to be reassembled afterwards. Some also required batteries, so were basically useless after the first week except as things to take apart. Lego has the rare distinction of being designed for that :)

    1842:

    Have people in Scotland been looking at the clusterfuck the London parliament has made of Britain's independence from the EU, and concluding that changes of that general nature are bound to turn into clusterfucks regardless of the differences in detail?

    No, but I reckon times are so bad that a substantial proportion are afraid to change anything lest it make things worse. "Freedom! Sovreignty!" took a battering as slogans over the past couple of years, ironically thanks to the Conservative brexiteers.

    1843:

    or you could have a muslim male, right, um.

    Careful there, you're in danger of flying a racist flag.

    I'll take a secular, socially liberal muslim over a new atheist Nazi any day of the week.

    1844:

    Rocketpjs @ 1833:

    whitroth:

    "Meanwhile, I have always said that it the parent who is most important to the kid reads for pleasure, the kid will, too."

    If only. Spouse and I are and always have been constant readers - we both have stacks of books on our side tables that are endlessly changing. The kids are intelligent, active and engaged, but not interested in reading novels.

    Yes, we read to them at length when they were young, and well into their lives. Each will occasionally read a book, and certainly they read at school, but neither are recreational readers by any stretch.

    I blame the rise of smart phones, and more recently tiktok. Lying flat on the couch watching an endless stream of 15 second videos, algorithmically curated to keep you watching and keep hitting that dopamine or seratonin receptor.

    Thankfully they both have tapered off a lot. But one is relentlessly active and physical (hiking, sports, gym, swim whatever) and the other is too busy building collaborative worlds online with his friends to bother with books.

    I dunno. I don't really remember my parents reading to me. But my Mom ALWAYS had books around. Even when she was going to nursing school as an older adult she had time (or made time) for recreational reading ... and I think she read as much non-fiction as she did fiction. Don't know about my Dad, he was almost always at work, but he was a very good public speaker & a Sunday School teacher (and I'm told a very good one), so he must have gotten his material from somewhere - and I don't think it was TV or Movies.

    There are four of us kids. I'm the oldest and I'm the only one who turned out to be a voracious reader. The older of my sisters may read a book occasionally, but the other two never did ... although the younger sister reads crackpot conspiracy theories, get rich quick (without doing any work) schemes and "health" fads on the internet ... never met a pyramid or ponzi scheme she didn't like.

    I like books over videos because the pictures I can generate with my mind are far superior to even the best CGI.

    1845:

    https://old.reddit.com/r/blender/comments/121lhfq/i_lost_everything_that_made_me_love_my_job/

    Reddit brings us the tale of someone who has changed jobs because of AI. It's already happening...

    My Job is different now since Midjourney v5 came out last week. I am not an artist anymore, nor a 3D artist. Rn all I do is prompting, photoshopping and implementing good looking pictures. The reason I went to be a 3D artist in the first place is gone. I wanted to create form In 3D space, sculpt, create. With my own creativity. With my own hands.

    1846:

    As long as it isn't broken for those who believe they matter, those warnings will be ignored. The prospect of spending my declining years waiting for the ruling class to notice a vigorously applied clue stick is not appealing.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPogukb8BGg

    It was largely broken fifty years ago, REO Speedwagon wasn't the only bands that noticed.

    1847:

    or you could have a muslim male, right, um.

    Do you object to that specific religion, or would you have made the same comment about a chap who was CoE?

    1848:

    Church of Ingurlundshire is a minority group in Scotland! ;-)

    1849:

    Charlie @ 1843 As you, & everyone else here should know .... I am "deeply suspicious" of any politician who even mentions their religion.
    { It was Blair's greatest fault - which led him into Iraq )
    Politicised religion, or religious politics is always poisonous & often murderous.
    Oddly enough I have a reverse-sexist prejudice: we used to have a female muslim local councillor, who was delightful - I have no problem with them. But the ultra-emphasis on testosterone & male dominance in islam - even more & even worse than in christianity - makes me back away, yes?
    And - Rbt Prior @ 1847 - probably, given that CoE is where I started from, with an amazingly "evangelical" vicar, who was a total shit.
    See my comment on Blair, above?

    • back to @ 1842
      Yes, and, as I said, brexit will slowly die & we, all of us will get back closer & closer & closer ... towards the EU.
      It is to be hoped that the Horizon re-joining is simply the first step.
    1850:

    Politicised religion, or religious politics is always poisonous

    Sure, but usually whoever is doing the politicising is the culprit and in this case that is actually you. Would your comment stand in the same way for you if Mr Yousaf were Jewish?

    1851:

    Apparently NASA had all these high-speed 70mm cameras spotted around Canaveral...

    Yes, and why wouldn't they? They're going to the fucking moon, which is not only amazingly historic but also amazingly expensive. The extra cost of adding the best recording systems the technology of the day allowed was an invisibly small part of the budget.

    We've all seen videos from cameras looking down from the top of the gantry as the rocket lifts off. The film that astonished me was an Apollo launch recorded by the engine observation camera at pad level, so the engineers could get a good close up look at the big engines just as they started firing. Somebody got the job of designing a camera housing that would survive that, an environment for which 'challenging' is an understatement.

    1852:

    The cameras were mainly for engineering analysis, spectacular images for public consumption were a beneficial side effect.

    For camera housing design there's a lot to be said for those actually on the rockets that filmed stage separations like the S-1C stage dropping away from a Saturn V and the S-IVB leaving a Saturn 1B first stage. They had to survive the breakup of the stage they were attached to as it hit atmosphere on the way back down, impact in the water, and stay afloat long enough to be recovered.

    1853:

    They had to survive the breakup of the stage they were attached to as it hit atmosphere on the way back down, impact in the water, and stay afloat long enough to be recovered.

    There's a whole world between recoverability and transmissibility. Today all we need is an image sensor, enough on-board cache and bandwidth to send the whole thing through the...

    1854:

    High bandwidth and solid state sensors FTW. See any SpaceX launch (eg tomorrow at 21:11 UTC) that isn't for NASA* for the advantages over recovered vfilm. Still using ground stations for the cameras on the rockets so they switch between, but the drone ships now usually use Starlink for their uplinks.

    • NASA-TV presentation seems to be stuck in the 1980s, their presenters won't shut up, and they tend to downscale the video.
    1855:

    The cameras were mainly for engineering analysis, spectacular images for public consumption were a beneficial side effect.

    Ah, nope. Maybe early one but there were enough smart people at the top of NASA and in Washington who knew the ways to keep the funding flowing for 10 years at the levels needed would include a serious PR component. And thus lots of good images for the public.

    I've been in such debates at much smaller scale. I was on the wrong side of the engineering vs PR groups in my youth. I now know better.

    1856:

    People may have noticed that I (as a raised-COE atheist) fairly often stand up for Islam and Muslims. One of the main reasons is that overt prejudice and even discrimination against them is permitted and even acceptable in the UK, and there is absolutely no justification for almost all of what is said about them. That is the only mainstream religion for which all that is true. There have been several (internal) recommendations to close this loophole in the discrimination laws, but they have all been blocked by the usual culprits.

    It is worth looking up Muslim MPs and ministers, and comparing them with those of other minority religions. They are seriously under-represented at all levels of Westminster politics, despite being by far the largest minority religion at 5% and, to be best of my knowledge, there has never been a practising(*) Muslim in the cabinet (and probably not in the shadow cabinet).

    I know that it gets me flamed (even on this blog) but I do not regard ANY discrimination against minorities as acceptable, whether by 'the public' or individuals.

    (*) Yes, I know about the current 'examples' but all have stated they are not practising.

    1857:

    Damian
    Like Bennie Netanyahu, you mean? cough

    Which reminds me - the Nazis in general & Adolf in particular, always claimed to be christians.
    There's an awful lot of images of them & the RC church posturing together, aren't there?

    HINT: Shall we drop this line?
    It's getting nowhere & personal, rather than looking at the issues

    1859:

    The film that astonished me was an Apollo launch recorded by the engine observation camera at pad level, so the engineers could get a good close up look at the big engines just as they started firing.

    those actually on the rockets that filmed stage separations like the S-1C stage dropping away from a Saturn V

    Yes, both of those are in the "Apollo 11" movie. This is supposedly previously unreleased footage discovered in the National Archives.

    1860:

    Which reminds me - the Nazis in general & Adolf in particular, always claimed to be christians. There's an awful lot of images of them & the RC church posturing together, aren't there?

    IIRC, this conflates at least two things. IIRC, Hitler was basically an atheist who adopted the blond Jesus version of Xtianity, although it's not clear if he believed in much anything other than hubris, hate, and meth towards the end. The RC church has form for allying with authoritarians who profess Churchianity going back to Constantine, and they did that in fascist Europe as well, at least at the top levels.

    1861:

    These days ruggedized GoPro 4K cameras are all but free with the corn flakes, so it's not surprising that SpaceX strap them to every available surface for their livecast launches (which is most of them). NASA and Trad Space are a lot more conservative (read: boring) in their launch coverage -- SpaceX at least seems to have a media team at work on those livecasts, and their style is being copied by the other new launch companies like Relativity Space or Rocket Lab.

    Even so, SpaceX surprised me a couple of times. They haven't done it for ages -- probably a hundred launches, now -- but early in the Falcon 9 program when they were trying (mostly unsuccessfully) to land their first stages, they had problems with fuel sloshing: and I got a few brief half-second glimpses of a very weird view down a swirling tunnel of blue liquid with a vortex draining in the centre, like an emptying sink. Yes, they'd put HD cameras inside the LOX tank so they could image the fluid flow of oxidizer gurgling down the tube into the motors during boostback!

    1862:

    H
    I really don't want to go on with this, but dear little Adolf's own writings go on & ON about being christian, ok?
    The entire US seems to believe, on zero evidence, that atheists are all evil bloodsuckers, & you really ought to know better.
    And, of course, communism is a classic religion, anyway.

    1863:

    Apparently SpaceX now have, or did for a while at least, their own camera production line rather than using GoPros, though I wouldn't have thought it was worth their while for the number required and the source for the claim was unsubstantiated.

    I've not seen the oxygen tank feed since they cut the pre-launch coverage to ten minutes, the last one I think was inside the second stage and caught SECO with big blobs of liquid bouncing round as acceleration stopped. Previously they often had a monitor rack behind the presenters and you could sometimes see it pop up on there. Elsewhere I've seen it claimed that the internal view is ITAR restricted and shouldn't go to air.

    NASA launches tend not to have direct SpaceX coverage, NASA takes the nice 4K SpaceX pictures and drops them down to 720p at best.

    1864:

    He grabbed whatever sounded good. He really did have people searching for Norse religious artifacts as well.

    However, Got Mit Uns on the Wehrmacht belt buckle...

    A couple days ago, I was chatting with an author. She told me how she had been accused of cultural appropriation, by being a Jewish white woman and writing about The Matter of Britain. And that by a Jewish woman.

    It took me a while, but I realized the ultimate response, and that's where this cmt ties in: the US, from the beginning, was one of the first if not the first in the West that did NOT have a state religion, that was purely secular. And so, for the first time in what, 1000 years or more, Jews were no longer "foreigners" due to not belonging to the state religion, but full citizens.

    Then I noted that Arthur was most certainly part of the cultural background of the US, and so, she may be a white Jewish woman, but she's an American, and so she can write whatever she wants.

    1865:

    To be fair, the school allowed the teach to teach David (they'd done so before) but fired the principal for not sending out an email about the issue so parents could opt out.

    1866:

    but dear little Adolf's own writings go on & ON about being christian

    That narrows it down to about 5 major paths and a few 1000 minor ones. It's not quite like saying someone has red or black hair.

    And from what I've read the religious feelings of those at the top of the 3rd Reich were, ah, weird. Sort of some mainline religion observed in the breach with lots of astrology and similar thrown into the blender which was then set on puree.

    1867:

    though I wouldn't have thought it was worth their while for the number required and the source for the claim was unsubstantiated.

    I could see them going to someone like GoPro and saying "We'll give you 4x (or 10x) per camera if you sell it to use without a case and include tech specs for the innards." Both companies could come out ahead.

    1868:

    but fired the principal for not sending out an email about the issue so parents could opt out.

    Sort of. What I read was that it was an admin mistake that the email did not go out. And she was fired with no reason given. Of course I'm sure with the 10 people involved there are 20 versions of how it went down.

    1869:

    whitroth
    "Don't!" ... in the sense that there are almost-unlimited numbers of semi-reasonable (for certain values of) fairly-bonkers up to fricking-looney variations in SFF on Adolf & the "Aryan/Viking mystics" stories out there.
    See also Davil L's entirely accurate point about the wierdness, also.
    Let's NOT go down that rabbit-hole, shall we?

    As for the "David" statue ructions in the US .. "You WHAT?"

    1870:

    Greg Tingey @ 1857:

    Damian
    Like Bennie Netanyahu, you mean? cough

    Which reminds me - the Nazis in general & Adolf in particular, always claimed to be christians.
    There's an awful lot of images of them & the RC church posturing together, aren't there?

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religious_views_of_Adolf_Hitler

    HINT: Shall we drop this line?
    It's getting nowhere & personal, rather than looking at the issues

    I too don't trust politicians who "wear their religion on their sleeve". Doesn't matter to me which particular religion they adhere to. If they're seeking to impose their dogma on me, "I'm agin it!"

    I don't see any evidence of that with the new guy in Scotland, but I have noticed how his heritage is being brought up to put him down ... which is just as anathema to me; just as bad as those who would impose their religion on me.

    I dunno, but it seems like "politics" has gotten increasingly uncivil & nasty in the internet age and attacking people's religion is part of that nastiness. Recognizing what's going on is not the same as participating in the nastiness.

    1871:

    As for the "David" statue ructions in the US

    I think it's a refreshing change from the upsets about boobs and especially women's nipples. There's a lot more boobs in "real art" than there's cocks.

    1872:

    I really don't want to go on with this, but dear little Adolf's own writings go on & ON about being christian, ok? The entire US seems to believe, on zero evidence, that atheists are all evil bloodsuckers, & you really ought to know better.

    Greg, you're riding your own hobby horse, not responding to me. I don't think all atheists are anything in particular except atheists. Ditto religionists, scientists, or commenters on this blog.

    1873:

    A decade or so back I tried to show a bright college student Dr. Strangelove. They simply didn't get it on any level. Everything from "fear of nuclear annihilation" to "Our precious bodily fluids" completely bounced off her.

    1874:

    Re: '... overt prejudice and even discrimination against them is permitted and even acceptable in the UK,'

    I've been watching some British comedy panel shows - it seems that every nationality/ethnic group is an OK-target for comedic purposes. Mind you some of these shows also have guest comedians from other countries/cultures who lob some pretty good comebacks.

    Recently read that there's one helluva a damning report about the London Metropolitan Police Force: racist, sexist and homophobic. Frankly I was disappointed because I thought that Brits were historically far more open to diversity and generally more respectful of any individual's rights. Maybe this is the difference between institutional vs. ordinary people culture/ethos. If yes, then the gap between the two is widening and when that happens, it usually ends up with an upheaval of some sort. (OOC - Do the Brits have a history of gerrymandering?)

    1875:

    It would be more appropriate to say, "The entire US is propagandized, with zero evidence, that atheists are all evil bloodsuckers, & most of us know better."

    1876:

    Troutwaxer @ 1875:

    It would be more appropriate to say, "The entire US is propagandized, with zero evidence, that atheists are all evil bloodsuckers, & most of us know better."

    However it would be more accurate to say, "... MANY of us know better."

    1877:

    A decade or so back I tried to show a bright college student Dr. Strangelove. They simply didn't get it on any level. Everything from "fear of nuclear annihilation" to "Our precious bodily fluids" completely bounced off her.

    I see it as an encouraging sign. Young people not getting "Dr. Strangelove", or "Catcher in the Rye" for that matter, is an indication that the world has improved.

    1879:

    Young people not getting "Dr. Strangelove"

    But if they don't watch it they miss.

    George C Scott arms out pretending to be a B52 on final approach to everyone in the war room.

    Slim Pickens riding the bomb

    And Darth Vader as the weapons officer on Slim's B-52.

    1880:

    John S
    Thank you - a concise summary.

    SFR
    Well, the Casey Report is utterly ghastly ... It shows that things have gone downhill very badly indeed in the period since lockdown began, not that it was wonderful, even then.
    Certainly, just before lockdown, I was involved in a very brief incident ... which if it happened today, my reaction to the plainclothes Plod would have been very different from what happened then. Um.
    But, "the Brits" are more "open to diversity... etc" - is still true, but it also still awful & getting worse.
    The correct model to follow is the one used in NornIron.
    The RUC were, effectively, disbanded & the PSNI instituted.
    Something like that needs to be done to the "Met" ...
    Outside Norn Iron, gerrymandering is, generally not a thing, because we have something called: "The Boundary Commission" - look them up?

    1881:

    not exactly my opinion but a better written piece than I could do...

    "Why Kids Aren’t Falling in Love With Reading"

    QUOTE ==> "I recently spoke with educators and librarians about this trend, and they gave many explanations, but one of the most compelling—and depressing—is rooted in how our education system teaches kids to relate to books."

    https://www.theatlantic.com/books/archive/2023/03/children-reading-books-english-middle-grade/673457/

    1882:

    I don't watch them, but I think you will find that comedy shows generally (and the BBC and ITV in particular) are more balanced than (Westminster) politics or the dominant media. The amount of overt hate speech against Islam and Muslims from those is sickening; much worse than Greg's. No, it's not illegal (the only protected religion is Judaism, though there are probably still some unused laws against abusing the COE on the books). This leads to assaults, criminal damage and even murder, which also impacts Sikhs (largely because of public ignorance) and even Jews (because bigotry breeds bigotry). Yes, I am ashamed of my country.

    Do we have gerrymandering? Seriously? This blog is too short to even begin to describe our long and ignoble use of it.

    1883:

    EC
    Not again: - get this straight - I really don't like religion, any religion, not any particular religion.
    I'm a long-ago-escaped ex-christian & the narrowness of my escape & the realisation that the whole thing was & is based on blackmail ... then spread to all the others.
    Now can we DROP THIS?

    1884:

    is rooted in how our education system teaches kids to relate to books

    A bit of a broad brush. My kids, 30 & 34, are big readers. One voracious. They had good teachers, mediocre teachers, and great teachers. And parents who didn't use school as a day care.

    The problem is nearly NO ONE wants to pay teachers as high level pros. And many teachers (we are good friends with some) are fixated on the union concept (to them) that you can't pay teachers for results. Time in service and certificates are all that matter. I get it to some or maybe a larger degree but the absolutism in the field on this is a roadblock.

    1885:
    you can't pay teachers for results

    The shiver that went up my spine at the suggestion.

    For a start: define 'results' in the context of educating children, with regard to Goodhart's law.

    1886:

    and the shitstorm just got better documented... there'd been a sense it was getting worse so much worse but now there's statistics to prove it... anybody who ever mentioned it aloud in NYC (or online) was dismissed as a drama queen...

    "Hospitals Are Increasingly Crowded With Kids Who Tried to Harm Themselves, Study Finds"

    Then there's this horrid rollback policy...

    "The Dangerous Race to Put More Children to Work"

    WTF!?

    https://www.nytimes.com/2023/03/24/opinion/editorials/arkansas-child-labor.html

    https://www.nytimes.com/2023/03/28/health/pediatric-mental-health-hospitalizations.html

    1887:

    you can't pay teachers for results

    Well, you can.

    But if your "results" are scores on standardized tests then you are rewarding teaching-to-the-test and punishing anything else. Which in the case of literacy leads to teaching reading in a way that drains the joy from it, because the way those tests measure literacy is being able to answer questions about the text just read, or regurgitate an 'analysis' in a standard form.

    What you are also doing is rewarding teachers who have 'good' students with lots of support at home, and punishing teachers who work with challenging students who actually need a good teacher (who is also a psychologist and social worker).

    If being a 'good teacher' is defined by the school principal, then the 'good' teachers are those most visible doing things that reflect well on the principal. So rather than spending hours helping struggling students, a 'good' teacher will spend time sitting on committees that tha principal is on, undertake special projects that make the principal look good, etc.

    (Up here getting promoted depends very much on the principal's opinion, and you can always tell when a teacher has decided to go for promotion because they pull away from the classroom and start serving on committees, organizing special events, etc.)

    1888:

    You're asking people to drop a topic you brought up, apparently because you're getting pushback of the mildest possible tone. Perhaps it may be worth reflecting on why you're getting that pushback?

    1889:

    completely bounced off her

    Phrasing, dude, phrasing.

    1890:

    Oooh. You're right. "previous bodily fluids" and "bounced off her" aren't a good combination.

    (Note to those who haven't seen the movie; one of the Air Force generals in the movie is obsessed with the idea that water fluoridation has damaged his "previous bodily fluids" - I was not attempting to imply any kind of interaction between my younger female friend and "precious bodily fluids" other than her not getting the joke.)

    1891:

    Exactly. Of the two teachers who taught maths to my graduating year, the one who deserved the award for best work wasn't the one who shepherded a small group of high achievers to excellent marks (though he was excellent and fought as hard as he could for that group to be larger, and specifically for it to include more girls), but the one who got one of his students to a low C mark.

    Said student had moved to Ireland halfway through secondary school and hadn't studied maths at all for 3 years before joining the other 30 students in his class. How do you measure that kind of thing?

    1892:

    Of course, the problem goes into colleges in the US, or should I say North America, to include Canada. A good friend kept getting top ratings from his students at York (Canadian Uni), but he wasn't publishing, so he never got tenure track.

    1893:

    I agree with most everything you say. Whole heartedly.

    But how do you get rid of the those teachers doing nothing except paying attention to the kids who almost don't need a teacher. My son, when in the 2nd grade, was basically being ignored. And the teacher and the principal said everything was fine. HE COULD BARELY READ or do math. We got fed up and switched to a year round magnet and his new teacher was great. She approached us carefully and asked if she could send him to some one on one tutoring an hour a day. Carefully as some parents get upset if you don't treat their 8 year old as the next Einstein. YES we said. He was at grade level within months and mostly excelled for the rest of his schooling.

    The dud teacher retired a year later.

    How do we cull out the duds?

    1894:

    "We got fed up and switched to a year round magnet"

    A who which what where? If that's been autocorrected I have not a clue what the original was.

    1895:

    In this case a "magnet school." The school is supposed to "magnetically attract" a certain kind of pupil, usually by offering a particular kind set of courses, like STEM or theatre. Breaks are shorter so there's no long summer break, thus "year round."

    1896:

    "...the dominant media. The amount of overt hate speech against Islam and Muslims from those is sickening"

    I hate walking past the newspaper racks in shops. All that pointless hatred and white supremacism being blasted out in a wall of huge block capitals from floor to ceiling, with photos of brown people being thrown in the sea to fill up the gaps. It's like every shop has an open portal to Nazi Germany, with an automatic translation attachment. And very often placed where the queue for the tills forms so you have it to stare at while you wait. When there's someone in Muslim dress in the queue ahead of me it makes me want to apologise to them personally for the country they're living in being so shit and sick.

    If only that pointless burst of outrage which drove the lads' mags out of business and resulted in the removal of Page Three had been directed against Page One instead. If you have to put some magazines with a pretty girl on the front cover inside a plastic bag so people can't see her, but it's perfectly fine to have a floor-to-ceiling display of dogshit about KILLER MUSLIMS in big enough letters that people can read it right across the shop, something is pretty severely fucked up.

    1897:

    I see, thanks.

    1898:

    year round magnet

    We're about the 15th largest district in the US. Which is odd considering we're about the 30th to 40th sized metro area. Desegregation caused the merger in smaller times and now geography makes it hard to break up without it becoming overtly racist again.

    Anyway we have over 120 elementary schools (ages 6 to 12). As mentioned magnet schools are designed to attract students to a specialty. A language magnet will require each student to do some learning in a second language. We have some museum magnets next to museum and they tie a lot of things to the contents of the museum. But you have to get your kids there on your own.

    A year round magnet (HERE) splits in year into 4 tracks of 9 weeks in with 3 weeks out. with the cycles set up so at any point in time 3 tracks are in school at any one time. Teachers have to buy in as they get to pack up their classroom after 9 weeks and after 3 weeks setup in a new room.

    The attraction for the kids (and their families) and for us was it gave us a more flexible schedule which wasn't tied to harvesting the crops. AND for our son it gave him a break every 9 weeks but with only 3 weeks off he didn't get "out of the habit".

    Math wizards will notice that is only 48 weeks. The other 4 are divided up into a week to switch over to the next year with the rest divided up into the typical holidays.

    1899:

    anonemouse
    Yes, well, maybe not such a good idea?

    Pigeon
    Horribly correct
    I have two "muslim" neighbours ....
    One is very devout & one of the nicest people you could ever meet .....
    The other is so muslim that I know he keeps alchohol in his home ...
    But, the latter has three amazing children & I talk, frequently, to all five of them.
    What has this got to do with my um, dilike of islam as a RELIGION, I wonder?
    I know, but some of you clearly cannot "see" this.

    In the same way that the extremes of RC or evangelical christianity give me the serious creeps.

    1900:

    How do we cull out the duds?

    By proper performance appraisals, same as for other fields. Written plans and targets, observation of classroom but also student work and assessment, that sort of thing.

    We have a teachers union up here, which contrary to political rhetoric doesn't blindly protect everyone but does insist that the contractual process for terminating a bad teacher is followed. So do the performance appraisal, clearly identify shortcomings and have a plan and timetable for them to be rectified, reassess on the timetable and if they aren't rectified then the teacher can be terminated.

    All of this requires documentation, and uncomfortable conversations, and I've only known one principal who was willing to actually do the work to fire a bad teacher. I've known many more principals who believe that their ticking a box labelled "unsatisfactory" should be enough, with no further evidence needed. At least one principal claimed it was 'too much work' when the union unofficially gave them a checklist of what was required to ensure that the termination was bulletproof*.

    All of this requires principals who are actually aware of what goes on in their school; halls and classrooms as well as sports fields. Who understand that their job is to facilitate the best learning environment for their students. And who aren't afraid to have uncomfortable conversations when necessary.


    * Hard-working teachers don't like the lazy slackers either, and the union ensures a fair process but doesn't protect willful incompetence (as long as it's documented incompetence).

    1901:

    anonemouse @ 1891:

    Exactly. Of the two teachers who taught maths to my graduating year, the one who deserved the award for best work wasn't the one who shepherded a small group of high achievers to excellent marks (though he was excellent and fought as hard as he could for that group to be larger, and specifically for it to include more girls), but the one who got one of his students to a low C mark.

    Said student had moved to Ireland halfway through secondary school and hadn't studied maths at all for 3 years before joining the other 30 students in his class. How do you measure that kind of thing?

    I don't think it's to the point whether one teacher is good, another is better (or worse) when the CURRICULUM doesn't instill the joy of learning. The teachers don't have any choice but to teach the way the school, district & state tell them to teach.

    So if the WAY the system mandates a subject SHALL BE taught doesn't make kids happy to learn, they ain't gonna' learn! ... no matter HOW good the teachers are.

    That Atlantic article on "Why Kids Aren’t Falling in Love With Reading" made excellent points.

    If you never get to read the whole book you never learn to like the characters and you never care about reading.

    1902:

    Ahh memories. Way back 40 years ago I failed a subject (as an adult) -- notable because it was the only one I ever failed. I think all of us failed it. The teacher was hopeless, she kept jumping around from one thing to another and we never got a good overall view of the subject. The other half of our group, who had another teacher for the same subject, did not have a huge failure rate. I was asked to explain my failure and, after pointing out my previous lack of failure, said that we all did very badly because the teacher taught very badly. The response? "Oh we know that but we can't fire her because she can't teach." Say what??

    1903:

    Pigeon @ 1894:

    "We got fed up and switched to a year round magnet"

    A who which what where? If that's been autocorrected I have not a clue what the original was.

    Year round - Traditionally public schools in the U.S. were open for approximately 9 months September thru May.

    But in the 70s, as school budgets became strained, some school districts experimented with "Year Round" schools as a means of dealing with budget costs - the Kids attend school for 2-3 weeks and then have a week or so off from school. Over a 12 month period kids would have the same number of school days as if they were in the "traditional" 9 month schools.

    I believe the basic requirement here in North Carolina is 2,160 hours of school/year (270 eight hour schooldays), but the state doesn't really tell you how you have to split that up.

    Magnet school -

    In the United States, the term "magnet school" refers to public schools with enrichment programs that are designed to attract and serve certain targeted subgroups of potential students and their families.

    Some are "Arts" oriented, others "Math & Science" ...

    Here in Raleigh there's a mix of traditional & year round schools, as well as a mix of "magnet" and "neighborhood" schools.

    1904:

    palate cleansing moment

    ROFL... wait for it as woman in baseball cap gets arrested for the wrong reason

    https://youtu.be/XfsfDc55v-E?list=TLPQMzAwMzIwMjOIvXDsedyhLw&t=142

    1905:

    ROFL... wait for it as woman in baseball cap gets arrested for the wrong reason

    As an American, I'm used to seeing far-right people saying dumb things on TV wearing red baseball caps.

    The depicted event is literally a Yakov Smirnoff joke, except that the Russians got the punchline wrong.

    1906:

    Very interesting - & dangerous ?
    Thoughts on this?
    Given that it's not "just" Elon, but, apparently many/most of the serious advanced workers, managers & tech people with knowledge of the field.

    1907:

    I really don't want to go on with this, but dear little Adolf's own writings go on & ON about being christian, ok?

    No, they don't. See the excellent History for Atheists on the topic: https://historyforatheists.com/2021/07/hitler-atheist-pagan-or-christian/

    Also, you might want to inform yourself better on the relation between Pius XII and nazism: https://historyforatheists.com/2019/05/the-great-myths-7-hitlers-pope/

    also, later:

    Let's NOT go down that rabbit-hole, shall we?

    Well, it is actually you who is constantly going down the whole religious rabbit hole with your endlessly repeated enmity and hatred. If you want this subject to be dropped then don't bring it up yourself time and again, and don't react with a knee-jerk every single time when religion is mentioned by someone else. We all know your stance. There is no need to repeat it multiple times in every discussion.

    1908:

    Here, here!!

    1909:

    Fascinating Aida has some thoughts on the subject:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d13gX-1HJg4

    1910:

    Greg, since you seem to genuinely not understand the effect of what you are posting, let me give you a couple of points.

    If someone posted diatribes against Judaism that were similar to those of yours against Islam (and they would be equally (un)justifiable), they would at the very least be red-carded for anti-semitism.

    Implicitly comparing Yousaf with Netanyahu is, at best, offensive - a fair comparison would be Ed Miliband (or David, if you prefer), and I don't remember you making rude remarks about their religion.

    1911:

    The response? "Oh we know that but we can't fire her because she can't teach." Say what??

    Sounds like a management failure to me.

    What type of institution was that? If teaching is only a minor part of her assigned duties, that may well be the case. Or if she was the only person doing another task considered important, and admin decided that the students were acceptable collateral damage. (Shades of the coach who can't teach but can't be fired because the team keeps winning the championship, and that is more important to the school/board/parents…) Or possibly a tenured position, and admin not willing/able to keep her from teaching all but an optional non-credit seminar class.

    1912:

    MSB & EC
    Disdain, & certain amount of fear - NOT "hatred"
    Remember that I very nearly became a brainwashed christian ... & I really don't like being lied to, or cheated.
    Guess how I woke up? The minister, a supposedly "CoE" was about as extreme evangelical as he could be & still be CoE. Good ranter, too.
    Until, one day, when I was about 12, so - 1958? - he denounced Evolution ... & I thought "this guy's off his head".
    Have you heard of Potter's House? . they took over chapel on the corner of our rod & got every other faith & none & 3 whole roads of people wanting them OUT.
    Oh, on 7/7/2005, my wife was facing towards the "Aldgate" bomb, saw the flash, felt the pressure-wave & ground vibration - quite close enough, thank you.

    Where I do agree with you is that "words matter" & that I have not explained enough, or well enough & left myself open to misinterpretation, because of a poor choice of words.
    OK?

    1914:

    Let me add, because it seems to me to be a general misapprehension, that Greg's against pretty much most religions, esp. the more funnymental they get. I don't think he's picking on any one.

    Speaking of Muslims, I wish I could find one to talk to about Islam - I need primary source research so the Muslims 9000 years from now come across correctly.

    1915:

    TRIGGER WARNING

    there's just too much temptation to actually buy this tee shirt...

    ...and it is just utterly wrong of me

    https://wearinggayhistory.com/items/show/803

    1916:

    It was during my nursing training, back when we trained in hospitals. It just floored me that they knew she was a poor teacher but kept her on AND fronted us to explain why we didn't pass her subject! I suspect the latter was because they were used to students straight out of school who sat quietly and wrote notes frantically and barely asked questions. Then, due to reasons, they ended up with our group of nearly all mature age students and didn't know how to deal with us. I have never forgotten asking a question of one of the instructors and getting the terse answer, after a minute of shock that a serious question had been asked, "It just does." I would have preferred it if she's said "I don't know but I can find out" but I don't think she'd ever considered the question TBH

    1917:

    In reverse order:

    Oh dear, how sad - get the popcorn out - IF this prosecution is successful, THEN expect a landslide { Mud-slide? } of follow-on cases?

    Howard NYC @ 1915
    Tempting, isn't it?
    "The one thing I can't resist is Temptation" - I'm sure someone else will supply the source of that one ( Yes, I do know )

    whitroth @ 1914
    Spot on - correct.
    And - The only time I've been able to do that, one was a pink as me & the other one came from Nigeria, or his parents did .....
    - But - NOT counting the ex-Egyptian refugee, whom I've met on film-sets as a fellow-extra, who wanted to worship "the goddess" ...

    Troutwaxer @ 1913
    Yes, very much so.
    Never mind madam, I didn't have a good day, that day, though I calmed down a lot, after she finally made it to her office & then - she phoned me ...

    1918:

    They just indicted Trump.

    Happy happy joy joy Happy happy joy joy Happy happy joy joy joy!

    1919:

    Do you know anybody who is qualified to be an impartial juror?

    1920:

    As much as I hate Trump, I hope I'd grit my teeth and call him "innocent" on any charge the prosecutor didn't prove beyond a reasonable doubt.

    1921:

    Me too, but I don't know if that suffices to seat us on a jury. I suspect that anybody who hasn't already formed an opinion about his guilt is too ignorant to serve competently.

    1922:

    Troutwaxer @ 1920:

    As much as I hate Trump, I hope I'd grit my teeth and call him "innocent" on any charge the prosecutor didn't prove beyond a reasonable doubt.

    Watson T. Firetruck @ 1921:

    Me too, but I don't know if that suffices to seat us on a jury. I suspect that anybody who hasn't already formed an opinion about his guilt is too ignorant to serve competently.

    Are either of you residents of the State of New York? If not, I doubt you'll be considered as part of the possible jury pool.

    But still, I ain't hatcheting no chickens until the fingerprints are counted.

    1923:

    I suspect that anybody who hasn't already formed an opinion about his guilt is too ignorant to serve competently.

    I keep up with the news way more than most. And I feel I could find him not guilty if the prosecution doesn't put on a valid case. Once the trial starts the jury needs to ignore the news.

    And I despise the person. With a passion.

    1924:

    "They just indicted Trump."

    And another "they", the Turkish parliament, just greenlighted Finland's accession to NATO. I doubt this is what Vladimir Vladimirovich had in mind last year.

    1925:

    ~Smiles~

    It's a good day.

    1926:

    and goddess help us if T(he)rump escapes justice yet again... it would empower him and those GQP eager to install him and his dull-eyed idiot sons as President-For-Life given how easily manipulated each of 'em has shown themselves

    1927:

    I am expecting Trump to start pushing a walker and being a 'poor old man' as soon as there is anything like a trial. And if he is acquitted he will then brag about it.

    It seems like the facts of the case were basically common knowledge in 2017. how is it now 2023 and the indictment is just happening?

    1928:

    Trump ... being a 'poor

    I can't imagine his ego ever shrinking to the point where he'd be willing to do that. More likely his lawyers will say that and he will appear outside court telling the media that he's the strongest and smartest person who ever lived, his memory is perfect and he's the best at everything.

    Resulting in another one of those times when his lawyers vanish in a puff of bullshit only to appear on charges of their own...

    1929:

    Replying to self @ 1917
    Can we now expect an avalanche of cases against the Orange one, now the threshold has been passed?
    One hopes so. US readers?

    1930:

    Yes. More and more likely as all the other situations now don't have to be "first to ..."

    From another comment. and goddess help us if T(he)rump escapes justice yet again...

    If this indictment IS for "falsifying business records" the from what I've read the most likely sentence is a fine. But the indictment is not yet public so we don't know the exact charge. It was filed a few minutes before the close of the court system for the day. I suspect to keep the craziness of the news cycle from getting out of hand. Plus if Trump does his normal crazy thing the judge might get pissed and ....

    But, and this is where things might lead, if convicted of this then he officially, on the record, becomes a state and federal tax cheat. And with that things start getting serious. And maybe with campaign finance fraud tossed into the mix.

    I get the impression this NY state prosecutor is doing things one simple step at a time to make sure any bumps in the road don't screw up the entire deal.

    1931:

    Meanwhile, Brexitland's new prime couple are on their first state visit to a EU member. Any thoughts on that?

    (In Germany, the most noteworthy (and controversial) detail seems to be that punk rocker Campino was wearing a tailcoat (as was required) for the official state dinner.)

    1932:

    And on a somewhat bizarrely related note, for grins and giggles do an internet search on this phrase:

    Shall continue in effect until twenty one (21) years after the death of the last survivor of the descendants of King Charles III, King of England living as of the date of this declaration.

    From language in a development and taxing agreement recently passed in a well known Florida community.

    1933:

    Speaking of Muslims, I wish I could find one to talk to about Islam - I need primary source research so the Muslims 9000 years from now come across correctly.

    Reach out to your local mosque, or if there isn't one near, to one of the larger ones in your country, give them your contact details, and ask them to put you in contact with one of their scholars. They're guaranteed to have an outreach centre who'd be happy to help.

    1934:

    Surely Trump will just stall for time until the election, using this and any other charges to build his support. Unless he is actually imprisoned is there anything to stop him being elected president if its a state (rather than federal) charge ? As the bestest deal maker maybe he could pick his running mate in return for a presidential pardon when he (Trump) retires "unwell" a few months early (do these guys trust each other enough for this kind of thing ?)

    1935:

    "Reach out to your local mosque"

    There are several mosque/masjid locator sites. Google "mosque locator".

    1936:

    Unless he is actually imprisoned is there anything to stop him being elected president if its a state (rather than federal) charge ?

    Not even then. IANAL but if the FAQs I've read are true, only a successful impeachment for “high crimes and misdemeanors” would bar him.

    in return for a presidential pardon

    At least (AIUI; IANAL; etc) that can't happen: presidential pardons only apply to federal charges, not state ones.

    1937:

    MSB
    The giveaway was Chas' perfect pronouncination ....

    Mayhem
    Can I recommend a book? "The heirs of the prophet Muhammad ..." - I've read this twice through & it's a ghastly tale of cheating, fratricide & murder. The fate of Ali is especially grim.
    But it also gives a lot of fundamental background, & a good key to understanding why the Shi'a are so utterly effed off with the Sunni.
    Makes the christian Wars of Religion look a bit like a Sunday picnic - think Albigensian crusade, instead.

    1938:

    Unless he is actually imprisoned is there anything to stop him being elected president if its a state (rather than federal) charge?

    You're wrong in your intuition that being actually imprisoned would stop him being elected. There's nothing preventing him running for the election from prison. In fact, that has happened before. Whether he would get enough votes to win under these circumstances is of course a different question. But honestly, I wouldn't rule it out, given the current state of the US.

    1939:

    The giveaway was Chas' perfect pronouncination …

    The giveaway for what? Please elaborate.

    (Disclosure: I haven't followed the visit at all, apart from the brief summary in yesterday's evening TV news and a press review this morning on the radio, which completely focussed on the question whether a punk rocker wearing a tailcoat is betraying his ideals.)

    1940:

    Also:

    Yes, Charles has always spoken German very well. I believe that both he and his father have conducted long interviews with German media in fluent German.

    I don't know whether this capacity has spilled over to his sons, though.

    1941:

    They just indicted Trump.

    All he has to do is delay until after the elections. The indictment will be an election issue (he'll make sure of that). If he wins, he'll pardon himself. (Not legal? Not constitutional? Bah! Words on paper, and anyway the president can pass laws just by thinking them. At least if they're republican.)

    1942:

    Resulting in another one of those times when his lawyers vanish in a puff of bullshit only to appear on charges of their own...

    Thus a newer version of MAGA: Making Attorneys Get Attorneys…

    1943:

    In re. Trump, this from CNN. It's unclear to me how "hush money to Stormy" maps into "30 counts of business fraud." Doubtless we'll get some legal parsing of the matter when the indictment[s?] get unsealed.

    https://www.cnn.com/2023/03/30/politics/donald-trump-indictment/index.html

    Donald Trump faces more than 30 counts related to business fraud in an indictment from a Manhattan grand jury, according to two sources familiar with the case...

    1944:

    "Charles has always spoken German very well". First time the fellow's had a job in over seven decades, I'd hope he would learn a language or two.

    1945:

    "If he wins, he'll pardon himself"

    Current charges are under state law, not federal. The president has no power to pardon a state conviction. No supreme court and no congressionally passed law can change that.

    Of course he might just try to abolish both the congress and the courts. Welcome to the war between the states, part 2.

    1946:

    Trump made some rather threatening statements aimed at the DA and New York in general. So some of the charges might be obstruction, threatening a law enforcement official, or however New York parses those issues.

    1947:

    If this indictment IS for "falsifying business records" the from what I've read the most likely sentence is a fine.

    But if the Manhattan DA decides this was done in support of another crime (election fraud?), he can bump it up from a misdemeanor to a felony - a whole different ball game.

    1948:

    Current charges are under state law, not federal. The president has no power to pardon a state conviction. No supreme court and no congressionally passed law can change that.

    Once Trump becomes president again and the Republicans take both houses of Congress that won't matter anymore. They will do whatever they want, the constitution, legislation, legal precedent and other such non-issues be damned.

    And do you know what's the worst thing about that? After four years of outrage and Democratic fever-dreams about ousting them the Democrats will win back two of the three power centers, tops, and with only the tiniest of majorities—which they'll inevitably lose at the midterms. Also, they'll inherit a supreme court with up to nine right wingers.

    1949:

    Unless he is actually imprisoned is there anything to stop him being elected president if its a state (rather than federal) charge ?

    Being imprisoned cannot by itself stop Trump from being elected president. Serving as president while in prison would surely present interesting problems, though... 🤣

    1950:

    With Trump facing multiple charges he is unlikely to win the nomination. It opens the field for De Santis, who is no better on policy but marginally more competent.

    The Republicans will use 'the unjust persecution of Trump' as a rallying cry, but I am pretty sure most of them will be happy to see him taken off the board. Watch for a lot of shouting and very little meaningful action, aside from the inevitable stochastic terrorism that is going to ensue in the coming months.

    1951:

    Trump
    30 counts of business fraud - doubtless "stuff" they have uncovered in the course of other investigations.
    Said "shotgun" approach surely means they are sure of getting him on some of those charges, which means - probably - prison.
    It's very akin to doing Capone for Tax evasion & will, hopefully, be as effective?

    1952:

    "most of them will be happy to see him taken off the board"

    A thought to keep in mind if he's still on the board come July-August 2024.

    1953:

    If he doesn't get the party nomination I suspect it's likely he'd stand as an independent anyway which would be interesting...

    1954:

    Rocketpjs @ 1927:

    I am expecting Trump to start pushing a walker and being a 'poor old man' as soon as there is anything like a trial. And if he is acquitted he will then brag about it.

    • I don't think that persona would sell so well on the campaign trail even if Trumpolini's EGO would permit him to adopt it. And I don't think he could carry it off anyway.

    It seems like the facts of the case were basically common knowledge in 2017. how is it now 2023 and the indictment is just happening?

    • Who's gonna' bell the cat? ... especially with Barr in charge at the DoJ and the DoJ policy (dating from Watergate) that the sitting President can't be indicted? (Based on the DoJ is part of the executive branch & the President is the head of the executive branch, so it would be an apparent conflict of interest???)

    And it seems like it just takes a LONG, LONG time to develop evidence in white collar crime cases.

    Seen in context, I think the conviction of the Trump Organization for Criminal Tax Fraud in December 2022 opened the way:

    Trump Organization found guilty of tax crimes after New York trial [BBC]

    Trump Organization found guilty on all counts of criminal tax fraud [CNN]

    "When asked on “CNN This Morning” Wednesday why charges weren’t brought against the former president, [Manhattan DA] Bragg said the investigation is ongoing."

    Less than six months later we DO have the indictment of Trump himself.

    The inference I draw from the suggestion there are 30+ counts to the indictment is that it's not JUST the hush money payment to the porn star, but that the way in which they went about concealing the payment constituted FRAUD - along with the multiple instances of fraud from the Trump Organization trial and an (alleged) ongoing pattern of fraudulent practices by Trump & his family.

    But we'll have to wait and see what's revealed at the arraignment and bail hearing.

    1955:

    Greg Tingey @ 1929:

    Replying to self @ 1917
    Can we now expect an avalanche of cases against the Orange one, now the threshold has been passed?
    One hopes so. US readers?

    I don't expect an avalanche, but ...

    The special grand jury in Georgia was not empowered to issue indictments. I think the New York indictment increases the chances the DA down in Atlanta WILL take the report from the special grand jury to the regular grand jury & seek an indictment for interfering with & seeking to subvert the Georgia election.

    And the new Special Counsel appointed to handle the Jan 6 & stolen documents cases seems to be working diligently to build a case. That's the one that holds the greatest threat for Trump, because it includes possible charges under the U.S. Espionage Act.

    So maybe it will "fall on him like a ton of bricks."

    1956:

    When I read that declaration I see it meaning after the death of the last surviving descendant of the currently living king. Which is likely to be way, way, beyond the end of this century, unless you really think there are going to be a lot of unexpected deaths. Commas have power.

    1957:

    IANAL

    There is a legal principle in the US, and I'm guessing elsewhere, that forever isn't allowed as a legal thing in contract documents. So if you want to come close, in the US, you write a clause like this one.

    So Disney is sticking their thumb in the eye of DeSantis who, AT THIS MOMENT, is the likely R presidential candidate if DT isn't. And tying it to the UK monarchy. I think it reads that all decedents of the current king must vanish but again, IANAL. Too bad they didn't bring in clown shoes BJ in some form or fashion.

    DeSantis and cronies say this is illegal but Disney had what I suspect were some very high priced lawyers helping with this. They posted notices in the actual news papers on paper before the meetings and passed their things according to law. Which took 2 or 3 public meetings. Again all according to state law. And beating a new law taking away such powers by 2 days.

    DeSantis over turning this is going to be painful and hard to do. In the meantime he and his buddies are throwing tantrums worthy of very stubborn 3 year olds.

    1958:

    arrbee @ 1934:

    Surely Trump will just stall for time until the election, using this and any other charges to build his support. Unless he is actually imprisoned is there anything to stop him being elected president if its a state (rather than federal) charge ? As the bestest deal maker maybe he could pick his running mate in return for a presidential pardon when he (Trump) retires "unwell" a few months early (do these guys trust each other enough for this kind of thing ?)

    He can try. Trump's usual tactics haven't been so successful since HE LOST the 2020 election.

    And it seems like a lot of judges (even some he appointed) have tired of his "legalistic" shenanigans for abuse of process, so are less willing to entertain bullshit motions & failure to comply with court orders.

    Seems like courts don't want their time wasted with "flood the zone" bullshit any more.

    1959:

    Worship "the Goddess"? Which one? And if they were Egyptian - Isis?

    1960:

    It's "a jury of your peers", not "an absolutely impartial jury". Please, Oliver North got out of being tried by his lawyers claiming he "couldn't get a fair jury".

    That attitude, of course, implies that NO ONE puts their honor (and their Oath) above all.

    1961:

    DUH?! I was thinking of friends, or friends of friends, adn didn't think of the obvious. Thanks.

    1962:

    Too bad they didn't bring in clown shoes BJ in some form or fashion.

    Tricky as he won't even say how many descendents he currently has, whereas with HRH it's fairly well documented as 7.

    1963:

    Except if they get him for inciting insurrection on 6 Jan... and then the 14th Amendment hits him.

    1964:

    timrowledge @ 1956:

    When I read that declaration I see it meaning after the death of the last surviving descendant of the currently living king. Which is likely to be way, way, beyond the end of this century, unless you really think there are going to be a lot of unexpected deaths. Commas have power.

    I think you're missing the main point. Why is FloriDUH passing laws based on the longevity of the King of England's progeny?

    1965:

    Jordan, a GOP Rep, is pushing him for the second time for info. The DA issued a statement that told Jordan to stop illegally interfering with an investigation.

    That's an official warning, I think. Next step is the DA charges the Rep (who's not from NY) for illegally interfering, which will really drive them crazy.

    1966:

    When the treasureer of BSFS - one of the local clubs I'm in - looked at the evidence from the Congressional commission, her reaction from just that was that there was NO WAY any of that was legal.

    1967:

    The Royal Lives Clause is known legal thing, not something the Disney lawyers just made up.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_lives_clause

    Why they did it is speculative, but it's probably some combination of getting around the rule against perpetuities and screwing with Florida.

    1968:

    Current charges are under state law, not federal. The president has no power to pardon a state conviction.

    And when has that ever limited Trump?

    He has the powers that people are willing to let him exercise. And sadly, it looks like a considerable number of Americans are willing to let him ride roughshod over their precious constitution etc if he does what they want someone to do. Which seems to be keeping everyone not a straight white man properly subservient, while also lettign the rich get richer.

    1969:

    Re: 'The Boundary Commission' - UK's anti-gerrymandering?

    Thanks - I looked it up and did a quick scan. Seems that there are quite a few opportunities for gerrymandering. Also - apparently the new report is due July 1, 2023. How this will work is anyone's guess since the last report's recommendations never got approved by Parliament. Maybe the MPs back then were concerned about losing their seats because that report recommended a decrease in number of seats approx. from 650 to 600. Could also be that they were too busy with elections, the BrExit referendum, and picking a new Tory leader/instant PM every couple of years. Or maybe the MPs wanted to test whether they could passively break their own Parliamentary rules as a practice run before they did something really insane/stupid like [ahem] announce a new budget without having that budget vetted by the appropriate body.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boundary_commissions_(United_Kingdom)

    Casey Report on the London Metropolitan Police Force: Yes - that's the one!

    JohnS @ 1958: Re: '... usual tactics'

    Like a few other commenters here, I'm wondering if DT might say that he can't make it to court because of a hangnail or maybe the foot problem that got him out of doing his military service was acting up again. Also wondering what lawyers are willing to defend him as many law firms were already declining to represent him even while he was POTUS.

    There's also the Faux News angle: which of their 'reporters' are going to cover this and what will they twist, edit out or dismiss. I wouldn't mind seeing real journalists and even better - legal scholars - commenting about such coverage and interspersing it with little reminders like 'this is the same FN reporter who said XXX in a sworn statement or email uncovered by investigators but who had said YYY/the opposite in their 'news' broadcast

    1970:

    Whatever would the USA do without a monarchy?

    1971:

    whitroth @ 1959
    AIUI, yes, he meant Isis ... one of the old Gods of Egypt ...
    See also "American Gods" by, um ... Gaiman.
    { He might have meant Gae/Gaia }

    SFR
    The Boundary Commission are very resistant to party attempts to derail them ... didn't say it was impossible.
    However, the Casey Report is truly shocking & horrid.

    1972:

    RE: Treatment for depression

    Depression, esp. PTSD, is being taken seriously these days. Quite a few clinical trials on this in the US and if you're a military vet you probably have a better chance of getting into a clinical trial.

    https://policylab.us/clinical-trials/ptsd/

    There's also the NIMH (part of the NIH) clinical trials page/site:

    https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/trials/post-traumatic-stress-disorder-ptsd

    There are quite a few uni neuro research labs that have been looking for and have now identified a number of biochem markers/changes related to PTSD [see below]. There's also a marker that might help identify people [via blood work] who are at greater risk of long term or very serious effects (low resilience).

    I wish they'd come up with better terms when describing these conditions 'cuz some of the terms come across like it's the patient's fault, i.e., 'resilience' - 'C'mon you're just not trying hard enough!' Yeah, sure.

    https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4520791/#:~:text=Biomarkers%20of%20Heightened%20Inflammation%20in%20PTSD&text=Pro%2Dinflammatory%20cytokines%20(i.e.%20proteins,Figure%201)%20(77).

    Anyways - I hope you can find some help.

    1973:

    "Reach out to your local mosque"

    I doubt his arms will be long enough.

    1974:

    Interesting that they are apparently anticipating not only Scottish independence, but a Scottish republic.

    1975:

    "some of the terms come across like it's the patient's fault, i.e., 'resilience' - 'C'mon you're just not trying hard enough!' Yeah, sure."

    Can't please 'em all, though... to me "resilience" is a metaphorical reference to a material property, one which rubber has lots of and china doesn't. So it "just is", and it no more implies fault in the patient for lacking it than it implies fault in a cup for breaking when you drop it.

    1976:

    Because FloriDuh?

    1977:

    Why is FloriDUH passing laws based on the longevity of the King of England's progeny?

    Royal Lives clauses are used to get around the laws limiting perpetuities.

    Disney could have written a president's live clause, which is also a thing in your country, but which president they picked would become more fuel for the culture wars fire. So easier to pick the UK sovereign, especially given how popular the royals are in America.

    1978:

    Royal descendants' vitality status - especially of those in the closest line to the throne - is tracked and documented with the same scrupulous precision as that of families of genetically-experimental organisms in a lab, but unlike the lab results, the royal results are also obsessively monitored by a host of amateur observers. So they can be sure there won't be any silly arguments over whether the condition still applies or not.

    The current principal strain of the British royal organisms seems to have collected some good genes for longevity, too, so they can be confident of it applying for a good long time.

    1979:

    "Local Mosque" - the nearest is about 180 metres away, just round the next corner from the chapel I mentioned earlier. Because of their out-front posters, I thought they were shia, but have been corrected - they are middle-of-the road sunni, somewhere. Amusingly, for certain values of ... in between the chapel & the mosque, some years ago the anti-terror Plod showed up in the middle of the night & took someone away ... I can't remember now, but he was involved with a bombing, somewhere. The mosque was NOT AMUSED - I don't think he was anything to do with them, anyway.

    1980:

    The last boundary commission report was not implemented because the Liberal Democrats were punishing their coalition partners for the outcome of the referendum on the Alternative Vote. The boundary changes would have been advantageous to the Conservatives.

    1981:

    I read the link about biomarkers or PTSD. I’ve measured most of the biochemical endocrinology and immune markers in my ten years as clinical trials coordinator. Most of them are expensive, non specific and with poor quality control. The most common run routine test in the list is CRP ( c- reactive protein). When I was running an automated hospital biochemistry lab CRP was my second highest cost reagent set. But it’s still cheaper than the rest of the potential PTSD biomarkers. It’s a non specific marker of inflammation. A consultant chemical pathologist I worked with used to say “If the CRP is raised the patient is a bit poorly.) CRP is a routine test with good precision and accuracy. Many of the other tests are available as research kits. These are not subject to regulatory approval. They are also fairly non specific. I’m reluctant to assume US research labs are like the English research labs I’ve worked with but these English labs did not work to the same quality standards as NHS labs. I insisted that my research lab ran to NHS standards.

    1982:

    I'll put this here just for the record.

    I am now Token Sane Person, @tokensane@mastodon.me.uk on Mastodon.

    1983:

    CRP can also be raised by cancer, just to add to the confusion; it was actually how mine was diagnosed.

    1984:

    It’s a very useful and common test. But it’s non specific. Without an obvious case a raised CRP will usually lead to more investigations.

    1985:

    ...De Santis, who is no better on policy but marginally more competent.

    For those lucky enough to be an ocean away from Florida Man, take note that "more competent than Trump" is a really low bar.

    Governor DeSantis is a bullshit artist, and not the smartest one in Florida. When faced with the possibility of decent treatment for gay people, he picked a fight with Disney. He's basically a chatbot loaded with far-right internet memes; they're the House of Infinite Lawyers. The battle is going exactly how you'd expect.

    1986:

    Many of us have probably read Harlan Ellison's story about working for Disney... for about as long as it took them to fire him for joking about a Mickey Mouse porno movie.

    https://harlanellison.com/iwrite/mostimp.htm

    The story is the last third of this link, which discusses Sex, Death, and Work. (The moral of the story is "Don't fuck with the Mouse.") I blame Florida schools for not teaching the classics!

    1987:

    Off topic but amusing: By Klono's Silk Unmentionables! It is starkly unimaginable that a more thrilling discovery from the golden age of science fiction will be made today.

    1988:

    SS
    Isn't deSanctimonius the one who transported refugees, including children, across US Satae lines?
    Isn't that illegal?

    Paul
    Which "federated section" of Mastodon is that?
    Is it "DOT me DOT uk"? And how does one contact them, to join?

    Meanwhile, we will have to wait until Tuesday to find out what the charges against IQ45 actually are - predictions?

    1989:

    I'd predict a bunch of financial crimes having to do with money transfers to Michael Cohen, perhaps a single count for each transfer, plus other related crimes, most of which are misdemeanors. Possible extras include obstruction of justice* and threatening a DA, which is a crime in New York. He'll also be on the hook for any ugliness his followers create - incitement to riot, for example - but that might be a separate trial.

    * It's not the crime that ruins you, but the cover up.

    1990:

    Greg Tingey @ 1988: Which "federated section" of Mastodon is that? Is it "DOT me DOT uk"? And how does one contact them, to join?

    I admit I'm getting my own head round all this, but...

    Mastodon is basically a protocol, implemented by a few bits of software, of which the Mastodon server package is one.

    Some guy thinks "I'll run a mastodon server as a hobby". They pay for space on a machine somewhere to run it, or run it on a box in their closet. Either way works. mastodon.me.uk is one of these. There are lots of others. These things are also known as "instances".

    Mastodon instances can be configured to talk to each other, so a Alice on instance A can follow Bob on instance B. This is the "federation" thing. The instance owner decides which other instances to federate with. If enough people on B make a pain of themselves by posting pictures of their own shit or whatever then the owner of A may well decide to remove the federation. Trump's "Truth Social" site is actually a Mastodon instance, but nobody federates with it AFAIK.

    So I'm @tokensane@mastodon.me.uk. The first bit is my username (tokensane) and the second bit is domain name of the server. Amongst other things its an ordinary web server, so you can just interact with it like that if you want. Or you can get mobile apps with nicer interfaces. Likewise OGH is @cstross@wandering.shop. I looked into joining wandering.shop as it has an SF focus, but they are currently only accepting new users by introduction.

    So to join (in), pick a server that suits your tastes and fill in whatever application form it uses. And welcome.

    1991:

    Troutwaxer @ 1989: I'd predict a bunch of financial crimes having to do with money transfers to Michael Cohen, perhaps a single count for each transfer

    I read somewhere that in corporate fraud cases the authorities can (and will) count each separate email as a separate offence, good for up to 5 years each. IIRC Trump paid Cohen with checks for $30,000 each, so that's presumably 5 separate offences right there. Then this seems to have broken multiple laws, so each check breaks the business records law, and possibly a campaign finance law, and maybe a tax law or two. Also the multiple checks thing sounds like "structuring" which is a separate offence in its own right.

    1992:

    The New York Times has a good article explaining how Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg came to indict Trump this week, after NOT indicting Trump last fall in the case his predecessor had been preparing.

    TL;DR = (Reading between the lines) He thought his predecessor's case was too weak to obtain a conviction.

    How Alvin Bragg Resurrected the Case Against Donald Trump

    Version at Webpage Archive (archive.today) for those who have trouble with the NY Times paywall ...

    https://archive.is/nWsOs

    We should find out specifics about the charges on Tuesday.

    1993:

    SFReader @ 1969:

    JohnS @ 1958: Re: '... usual tactics'

    Like a few other commenters here, I'm wondering if DT might say that he can't make it to court because of a hangnail or maybe the foot problem that got him out of doing his military service was acting up again. Also wondering what lawyers are willing to defend him as many law firms were already declining to represent him even while he was POTUS.

    He might TRY (aka "Fuck around and find out!"), but I think it's highly unlikely he would succeed.

    His bullshit (abuse of process) hasn't been gaining much traction with the courts since the 11th Circuit told judge Aileen Cannon to "butt out and mind her own fuckin' business" in the Mar-a-Lago Documents Case ... and I believe the SCOTUS subsequently decided to NOT get involved.

    I just don't know about the lawyers. Trump gained a reputation as a deadbeat and good lawyers don't want to take deadbeats on as clients ... but he's apparently got no shortage of inadequate lawyers willing to represent him?

    1994:

    Scott Sanford @ 1987:

    Off topic but amusing: By Klono's Silk Unmentionables! It is starkly unimaginable that a more thrilling discovery from the golden age of science fiction will be made today.

    Noting today's date, is this for real?

    1995:

    Yes. If Nixon had said "Yes, I ordered that, but it was for the good of the USA", he would probably have (largely) got away with it.

    1996:

    Isn't that illegal?

    I don't think so. These were asylum seekers / illegal immigrants who I think got asked something like:

    "Do you want to go to xxxx? There are jobs there for you."

    So it was sort of done with their permission. And the kids were with their parents.

    Which means someone told a fib. But that's so far down on the criminal scale that it's ignored in this case. Just assembling the witnesses, taking statements, etc... would be monumental.

    And multiple cities said, "Send them."

    1997:

    Please, Oliver North got out of being tried by his lawyers claiming he "couldn't get a fair jury".

    Sorry. You missed that one.

    He got tried. He WAS convicted. He was sentenced. A bit leniently but sentenced none the less. And started doing some community service. Then he appealed.

    The appeals courts basically said that some of the prosecution evidence was derived (or would be considered to be derived) from North's Congressional testimony. And Congress has passed a law stating nothing he said in his testimony before Congress could be used against him later in a court. So the vacated his conviction. And the prosecutors decided the bar was too high after that ruling to allow them to proceed and have a reasonable chance of another conviction.

    So...

    He was found guilty. And the appeals court didn't say he wasn't.

    He claims he was found innocent. And he wasn't.

    And when I pointed these two things out to some groups of people they would tend to get upset with me.

    And since then Congressional grants of immunity are fewer than in the past and tend to be more limited in scope.

    1998:

    Er... have one guess?

    Which brings us neatly back to the original topic (and the previous one, come to that). A bunch of investments have suddenly become worthless as people discover that the operators of the devices had overlooked the need to take account of what people do on this date, and all the servers had crashed.

    1999:

    "And Congress has passed a law stating nothing he said in his testimony before Congress could be used against him later in a court."

    Roffle. "It may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court."

    (For non-British folks: that is an excerpt from the ritual speech British police make when they arrest you.)

    2000:

    Oliver's testimony took over the pre-cable TV of the day. I seem to remember 2 to 4 days wal to wall coverage. Everyone knew what he said.

    This was Iran Contra. Where Poindexter fell on his sword for the Pres.

    2001:

    Yeah, I was just amused by the combination of the implication that "blab all you can now so you can't be done for it later" was a valid strategy, with your happening to have phrased it in a manner so reminiscent of the ritual that British police perform in circumstances under which such a strategy would be fallacious and counterproductive.

    2002:

    The opposite of reading someone their rights?

    2003:

    Well, the opposite to performing "reading your rights" as an empty exercise. The advice applies in the USA just as much as the UK and is less misleading than explaining a right not to say anything without such a caveat. Perhaps a better (or at least non-commutative additional) opposite is something like omertà, itself a different sort of denial (or prevention) of rights.

    Though I guess for Libertarians, omertà is a synonym for freedom.

    2004:

    In the U.S., where police are allowed to lie to you* and also to ask misleading questions, the best legal advice is to ask for a lawyer, then shut up about anything and everything until after consulting your lawyer, after which you should probably shut up some more, then shut up again.

    I don't know enough about the differences between U.S. and British law to have much understanding of the "right" thing to do if arrested in the U.K.

    * In at least one case I know of, the police lying to a suspect has led to a death.

    2005:

    Isn't deSanctimonius the one who transported refugees, including children, across US Satae lines? Isn't that illegal?

    Yes, that's the guy. He's currently the governor of Florida (visible on a map as America's bell end). In an October 2022 incident he used money the state of Florida had set aside to move unauthorized immigrants out of Florida to collect people from an immigration center in San Antonio (a city in Texas; Texas is not in Florida). They were told about great opportunities in Boston (a city in Massachusetts; look for the big fishhook peninsula on the east coast encircling Cape Cod, and Boston is just north of that). They were then put onto planes and flown to Martha's Vineyard, which is a nice medium sized island south of the fishhook shaped peninsula (and, critically, not Boston).

    There's an assortment of reasons why this isn't really legal but a lot of them, such as blowing the state's money on dumb shit, are state charges and his friends run Florida's law enforcement so nothing is happening there.

    On the other hand, telling a person they'll be taken to one place and then taking them somewhere else, with intentional deception, is "kidnapping by inveiglement." Kidnapping is a federal offense but when a governor does it I'm sure it's much easier to get him somewhere private and yell at him than to make a public fuss. The important point is one of immigration law: being victims of kidnapping by inveiglement ticks their box for "human trafficking," meaning that the immigration cases now become very simple and all of them get to stay in the US.

    Apparently nobody in Florida thought that far ahead.

    2006:

    Troutwaxer @ 2004: I don't know enough about the differences between U.S. and British law to have much understanding of the "right" thing to do if arrested in the U.K.

    AFAIK the UK police are not allowed to lie.

    Unlike the US, the right to silence here is not absolute. According to the government (for what that's worth), there was a problem with defendants springing "ambush" defences, especially alibis, during trial: the accused would say "no comment", and then at trial their lawyers would call Messers Tom, Dick and Harry who would all swear that the defendant was playing bridge with them that night, so it couldn't have been him. The prosecution might suspect that they were lying, but had no time to gather evidence of it.

    So now the rule is that if the police ask you a question and you don't answer, you can't then suddenly find an answer in the witness box. If the police ask "where were you on the night of the 11th", you either say "playing bridge with my friends Tom, Dick and Harry", or you have no alibi at trial. Choose wisely.

    The police now make a point of asking questions specifically to preclude various defences, such as "did somebody make you do this?".

    2007:

    The solution to this problem has been well known for some time:

    https://youtu.be/2IDwpTABJG4

    2008:

    Does the process of "Discovery" not exist in the U.K.?

    Discovery means that before trial the prosecution and defense must exchange information with each other, such that each side is aware of the evidence/witnesses the other will be using during trial. "Surprise" evidence is thus not allowed, though sometimes a lawyer will be "surprised" by a particular interpretation of the evidence. If someone tries to bring truly "new" evidence to a trail and it was, in fact, reasonably not known to one side or another at the start of trail, the judge will often delay the trail so the other side can evaluate the evidence and develop a response. Or the judge might just say, "that's too bad, you can't use this evidence."

    Prosecutors have a "Brady" obligation to make sure the defense has all the evidence needed for a defense, but they frequently violate that obligation, either through malice or due to not understanding how a particular piece of evidence might relate to the defense's case.

    2009:

    SS
    Very slight correction to your last sentence: Apparently nobody in Florida thoughtthat far ahead.

    Troutwaxer
    Yes, we do have "discovery" ... several prosecutions have collapsed over recent years, because the prosecution screwed up & didn't "display" their evidence - & when they sprung it, at trial, the presiding judge was not amused.

    2010:

    Now I'm a little confused. If discovery exists in the U.K., why not keep your mouth shut and lawyer up? Or is it only the prosecution which has to share?

    2011:

    The important point is one of immigration law: being victims of kidnapping by inveiglement ticks their box for "human trafficking," meaning that the immigration cases now become very simple and all of them get to stay in the US.

    Apparently nobody in Florida thought that far ahead.

    Would it make a difference if they did? Either way, these immigrants are now out of Florida and Texas, which is all that matters to DeSantis and Abbott. If anything, their remaining in a blue state is a better outcome than being deported, since all MAGAhats "know" immigrants are a plague (figuratively and literally), and dumping them onto "libtards" is a win-win.

    2012:

    Why not keep your mouth shut and lawyer up?

    As I understand it, that is indeed what people do. Lawyering up usually means getting your lawyer there for the interview anyway. The extra warning still applies though. An alibi you're relying on at trial is less credible if you didn't tell the police about it when they interviewed you. It's well and good for prosecutors to know about it once the trial is booked in, but it's still a waste of the court's time if true. Courts might be machines, but the fuel they burn is money. Maybe that's usually worked out in pre-trial... but it doesn't make that extra written-in warning invalid.

    2013:

    Damian
    AND .... if you do not have a lawyer, or even know any lawyers? Or, where the fuck do I START in looking for a lwayer?
    Say as little as possible & whatever you do say is as irrelevant as possible to possible/actual charges?

    2014:

    They changed it, about 30 years ago or thereabouts; I remember there being a bit of a fuss about it, but it was mostly from people who think that what it says in the book of words sets so rigid and imperative a pattern that what actually happens must necessarily correspond exactly, without the slightest deviation, even though it's humans doing it. What the change really did was basically to update the book to acknowledge (at least in this instance) that the human operating system has no (invokable) ability to implement isolated process spaces and their like.

    The arrest spiel used to go straight from "you do not have to say anything" to "anything you say may be used in evidence". At that time the book said that if you didn't answer when the police asked you what you were doing on the night of the 11th, but came out with "playing bridge with TD&H" when it got to court, the jurors were not allowed to wonder if you'd spent the intervening time concocting it and making sure TD&H knew what to say, and therefore (according to the rules) they did not wonder it.

    The insertion of the extra bit I quoted into the arrest spiel expressed that the book had been updated so that it didn't say they were "not allowed" any more. Of course there was no change in what the jurors actually did think, so the only practical difference the whole thing made was that the arrestee now got told straight out that the court were not machines.

    It does not mean that if you don't tell the police about something it then you can't bring it up in court as part of your defence. You can. It's just that the book no longer pretends they won't think it's dodgy.

    It is still true that "you do not have to say anything". If you tell the police nothing, it doesn't mean you're left with no defence. It does, however, mean there isn't a suspicious contrast between bits of your defence you did tell the police about and bits you didn't. And it is, broadly, the most effective immediate response you can make to being in the situation of having been arrested, both to hinder them from finding any more handles to grab to fuck on you with and to loosen their grip on the ones they have already. A police interview is, after all, a hostile situation: they are trying to get you to land yourself in as much shit as possible by making you think you're actually helping yourself. UK police aren't as blatant and raw about it as US ones; they have to stay within a lot more restrictions on what they can do to you, to maintain the British pretence of outward uprightness, so they proceed more subtly, by intensively fucking your head up. It is entirely rational to refuse to answer questions when you're being made unable to think straight, and while better strategies may sometimes exist, the same factor makes it most unlikely that you will be able to conceive or execute them.

    2015:

    They have a list of local solicitors who handle criminal cases and are prepared to come down to the police station at 3am. Much like doctors on call.

    The problem is that the legal aid system has been so eviscerated these days that unless you've done something really awful the firm of solicitors will only get £200 for the whole of your case. So when it gets to court the solicitor will stand up and go "Hello, vegetables. This is Greg here, right. Greg pleads guilty, don't you Greg. (Say "guilty", Greg.) OK, cheers guys, gotta dash."

    2016:

    I'm bettering there's a certain amount of cool rational thought amongst Trump's current set of advisors-sycophants-family. With the other nine-tenths racing around with their hair on fire. The most likely topic each is considering: "What is too well nailed down to carry off as I jump this sinking ship?"

    Meanwhile T(he)rump is likely inquiring of those close enough to hear him, "I've been surprised enough today; give me a way to be surprising." As in, not far enough to ignore his howling. Also his wording was something a lot less politely than that. He's wondering what threads still available to him yank on in an effort to get a thousand or so willing idiots to show up in front of the entry way. All of whom to be heavily armed and utterly stupid.

    Because if he gets arrested on this relatively moderate set of charges then for sure he'll be arrested on charges in Georgia and Washington, DC.

    Making next week all too likely his last gasp opportunity to intimidate courts-prosecutors-jury-candidates into not showing up at his trial(s).

    2017:

    I agree completely with what you wrote above. It's a very intelligent take on what's happening.

    2018:

    David L @ 1996:

    Isn't that illegal?

    I don't think so. These were asylum seekers / illegal immigrants who I think got asked something like:

    "Do you want to go to xxxx? There are jobs there for you."

    There was, however, fraud involved - asked if they wanted to go to XXXX, they were instead transported to YYYY ... where there were NO JOBS!. There was, in fact, NOTHING there for them, including the INS offices they were supposed to report to; NO food, NO shelter, NO assistance ... although local charities scrambled to support refugees suddenly dumped upon them.

    And no "illegal immigrants"; just asylum seekers who had complied with the law.

    This was clearly a hateful, malicious act intended to harm the refugees - the EXACT OPPOSITE of "the Good Samaritan"; an INTENTIONAL crime against humanity.

    So it was sort of done with their permission. And the kids were with their parents.

    The deception involved negates any "permission".

    Which means someone told a fib. But that's so far down on the criminal scale that it's ignored in this case. Just assembling the witnesses, taking statements, etc... would be monumental.

    And multiple cities said, "Send them."

    And even though there ARE cities that welcome refugees, the hateful scumbags who perpetrated this human trafficking didn't transport the asylum seekers to those cities. They transported them to locales unprepared to welcome them; who were not expecting them and had made no preparation to receive them.

    And finally, why are representatives of the FloriDUH state government, rounding up refugees in TEXAS and transporting them to Martha's Vineyard and Washington, DC after offering them JOBS & HOUSING in Boston and New York City?

    It was more than a "fib" ... much more, but I think you're right the criminality will be ignored.

    2019:

    Troutwaxer @ 2010:

    Now I'm a little confused. If discovery exists in the U.K., why not keep your mouth shut and lawyer up? Or is it only the prosecution which has to share?

    Just a SWAG, but British law may not include anything like the U.S. 5th Amendment right to NOT "be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, ..."

    2020:

    That's quite possible.

    2021:

    No, this isn't true either. In common law countries this is a common law right. That includes the USA and while you guys have a special constitutional provision for it, you'd still have that right without such a provision because you inherit the same common law rights. It's possible it was needed back in the when because the US common law took a track toward compelling witnesses that abrogated this right to an extent, so the check against self-incrimination was needed as an add-on or reinforcement. Certainly there exist situations in Aus (and the UK) where witnesses can be compelled but my understanding is the common law right not to testify against oneself still holds in those cases too.

    In general when common law tracks to societal expectations we tend to let it, and when it doesn't fix it with legislation. Which is how we avoid getting into codifying rights in relatively immutable forms the way the USA has found necessary. There are things to admire about the latter, and for instance libel law is one area where we in Aus (and the UK and other c/w countries) look longingly at the US bill of rights and various constitutional guarantees. But I don't think self-incrimination is a key point of difference -- if anything, we're probably better off here than in the USA in that regard, but that's not related to this right as such so much as not having gone so far down the plea bargaining rabbit hole.

    OTOH it would be interesting to compare the history of verbalising and coerced confessions across the jurisdictions. I'm sure it'd be enlightening both ways :) Certainly we've had a significant share of this in living memory.

    2022:

    Bah.

    s/verbalising/verballing/

    That's an autocorrect artefact for sure ;)

    2023:

    Pigeon
    Very ancient dark joke: Anything you do say will be taken down, knocked about a bit & turned into evidence against you ...
    ... and ...
    They have a list of local solicitors .... - That's what I thought & it turns out I was, very unfortunately, correct.
    I wonder how Christopher Jefferies would have managed, if a friend had not contacted a good solicitor?

    2024:

    Troutwaxer 2017:

    Boredom. All I want is boredom.

    What I really do not want is to be right about efforts to trigger a semi-chaotic quasi-civil war fought by fools too disorganized to win and lacking central authority to formally surrender when the real military -- not these Meal Team Six Wannabes -- rolling hot to suppress another coup attempt.

    What I really would enjoy is getting into an argument with you and Charles Stross and others about how best to configure secondary plotlines within the Laundryverse for effective story telling and potentially launching one or more Netflix mini-series.

    2025:

    coerced confessions

    I hope we're in the middle of a major leap in understanding of just how common these are, and how coercion takes many forms. Ideally in the direction of "confessions mean fuck all", but some places are going in the opposite direction..

    Obviously the USA makes it much more explicit, but British law also uses "the process is the punishment" on a lot of people. So often people confess regardless because they can't afford to be arrested and held for even 24 hours, let alone days or weeks.

    Weirdly the people most able to cope with that are least likely to experience it... the cliche capitalist whose entirely passive income is unaffected by where they are or what they're doing. Meanwhile the peep who has to report daily to the dole office in order to pay rent loses everything because "they seemed like the obvious suspect".

    2026:

    Howard NYC
    Not going to get it ...
    Meanwhile, in the USA, Alex Jones has had his come-uppance, but An evil little slimebag of a troll - has started the same thing over here.
    How does one stop these people, without destroying even relatively free speech?

    2027:

    Yeah, me too, but the hard-right propaganda isn't going to stop, and that means eventually fighting Meal Team Six - it won't be a long fight, but it will be very ugly.

    2029:

    Yeah. I heard something that suggested that some charge ups it from civil to criminal.

    2030:

    Oh, I can't remember if it was DeSanctimonious or Abbot (TX), but one of them bussed a bunch of people and dumped them outside the Vice President's residence in DC, no jobs, no warning, nothing. This is very likely illegal, both criminal, and misuse of state funds.

    2031:

    I've just realized the answer. The trouble is that it would be a lot of work.

    I create a chatbot "person", and run it against TFG for GOP Presidential candidate.

    Anyone want to be that it gets more votes?

    Well, until I have it suggest that the supporters sell their AR-15's and send the money to the campaign....

    2032:

    In England, the draconian Libel laws should see off identified trolls who actually libel their targets.

    The required proof is only "on the balance of probabilities", and the punishment is surrendering much of their wealth.

    2033:

    This is very likely illegal, both criminal, and misuse of state funds.

    Not really. But it does mean they are an ass.

    People at the border who are allowed temporary entry have to go somewhere. There just isn't enough room or facilities for 100K or 500K people to be camping out in the desert. They were just sent to places to make a statement. Of course the statement they made was different for different audiences.

    2034:

    I think you mean from "misdemeanor" to "felony." IANAL, but I think the idea is that if you perform the misdemeanors of falsifying your business records, etc., in the service of doing a felony, then those misdemeanors are treated as felonies.

    Once again, the best coverage of Trump legal news is here:

    https://www.emptywheel.net

    2035:

    Personally I'm ignoring all the coverage till after tomorrow late. Speculation about speculation about maybes is a bit tedious. At least to me.

    Today I noticed the cable news channels were showing pics of SUVs leaving Maralargo headed to the airport. Wow. What suspense. [snark off]

    2036:

    Yeah. SUVs. What an amazing revelation. (Keeping snark on in case I need it later.)

    2037:

    I should add that the nice thing about reading Emptywheel is that there is no coverage of people getting into or out of SUV's, just careful parsing of the legal and political issues, (mainly legal.)

    2038:

    "Today I noticed the cable news channels were showing pics of SUVs leaving Maralargo headed to the airport."

    And then he got on Trump One and flew to Nyork. Who could have imagined that?

    https://globe.adsbexchange.com/?icao=aa3410&lat=33.218&lon=-78.658&zoom=5.2&showTrace=2023-04-03&trackLabels

    2039:

    Damian @ 2021:

    No, this isn't true either. In common law countries this is a common law right. That includes the USA and while you guys have a special constitutional provision for it, you'd still have that right without such a provision because you inherit the same common law rights. It's possible it was needed back in the when because the US common law took a track toward compelling witnesses that abrogated this right to an extent, so the check against self-incrimination was needed as an add-on or reinforcement. Certainly there exist situations in Aus (and the UK) where witnesses can be compelled but my understanding is the common law right not to testify against oneself still holds in those cases too.

    Well, as I wrote "Just a SWAG, but British Law MAY not". I don't insist on it ... and I expect it may just be British Police may have a lackadaisical attitude towards the rights of the accused same as American Police appear to have, but it doesn't make the headlines as often.

    IF it appears in the U.S. Bill of Rights, it wasn't U.S. common law that took a wrong turn, it was almost certainly a response to some abuse by Colonial Administrations on orders from the King and/or Parliament acting in the name of the King.

    It seemed (from the colonists point of view) that they were being denied their rights as Englishmen just because they weren't in England.

    The U.S. had a government for about 10 years BEFORE the NEW Constitution was adopted. The central government was weak and couldn't deal with all the problems the new nation encountered (primarily due to paralysis from lack of revenue).

    The central government had no power to settle disputes between the states other than persuasion & cajoling the state legislatures. The U.S. had no power of taxation & was totally reliant upon the generosity of the states to pay its bills - including the debts the Continental Congress had obligated the government to, to pay for the war.

    There was no mechanism to add new states ... which put "western" territories in much the same "taxation without representation" situation the original colonies found so galling ... as well as creating conflicts between states due to overlapping territorial claims.

    When the new Constitution was proposed those who remembered the abuses of Colonial Administrations insisted on a Bill of Rights to ensure the new Federal Government would not abuse the states (or THE PEOPLE) in the same way the former colonists believed Royal Governors had done.

    The later Amendments (#11 and up - other than the last one regarding Congressional Pay, which was originally proposed as part of the "Bill of Rights") are all attempts to correct faults introduced with the Constitution itself.

    But the first 10 all address abuses that occurred while we were still colonies.

    2040:

    And then he got on Trump One and flew to Nyork. Who could have imagined that?

    Especially since Trump's 757 sat out in the open at an airport in New York state for years with a broken/missing engine.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7ZoeH8v38A

    2041:

    Piss off seagull.

    [[ Said user banished again - mod ]]

    2042:

    NOT a fractal! - but a non-repeating aperiodic shape, that nonetheless will tile a plane.
    There really must be an SF "use" for this discovery?

    OH SHIT ...
    @ 2041 / 2042 / 2043 /2044 ...

    As noted by Rocketjps
    - Hint - some/most/all of us are trying to help Charlie keep this excellent blog afloat.
    We can do without this.

    2043:

    "Anyhow, hope y'all safe and (somewhat) happier."

    Pretty much, thanks, yes. And most glad to see you are well, and apparently not in such a dark place as you were a while ago. This is good.

    UK "energy market": if Rishi is annoyed, I wonder if he will learn?

    2044:

    I'd like to know what Islamic artists think about it.

    2045:

    It's not quite the same, but Wang's Carpets is close.

    2047:

    Kardashev @ 2046:

    "Especially since Trump's 757 sat out in the open at an airport in New York state for years with a broken/missing engine."

    It was refurbished after tfg left office.

    https://www.businessinsider.com/see-trumps-prized-100-million-boeing-757-vip-private-jet-2022-10#so-he-traded-in-his-beloved-757-for-the-presidential-aircraft-but-the-plane-was-still-used-by-members-of-the-trump-organization-from-2017-to-2019-13

    As tacky as it ever was, but I wonder who paid for it to be refurbished, cause you know that freeloading Son of a B** Trumpolini didn't.

    2048:

    This blog unfortunately seems to have become a honeypot for a certain type of SF fan -- white, male, over-50, mostly cis/straight, and probably somewhere on the spectrum.

    Interesting article about the US cable TV market. Which ties back into this prior thread.

    https://cordcuttersnews.com/cable-tv-has-a-huge-problem-its-viewers-are-getting-older-even-for-traditionally-kids-focused-networks/

    And I'm betting it is similar in UK/EU. Asia may have missed most of the cable TV revolution but the satellite channels around the world likely have a similar problem.

    We are the market. And we're all dying of old age or other things.

    2049:

    If Trump's facing 34 felonies, is this an example of Rule 34?

    2050:

    34 charges
    AND It's not the original crime (or not-crime) that gets you, it's the (attempted) cover-up ....
    But 34 charges - in other words - "We are going to throw everything at it & something WILL stick"
    I sincerely hope so & I wonder if this will embolden, say, Georgia to file charges connected to election fraud & attempts to interfere in the election results?

    2051:

    Re: 'I’ve measured most of the biochemical endocrinology and immune markers in my ten years as clinical trials coordinator ...'

    Thanks for your response - much appreciated!

    I've been wondering whether the current stats tests used in clinical trials to determine efficacy need to be updated esp. when related to the nervous system: when approx. one-third of the 20,000 genes in our genome are expressed in the nervous system using a stats test designed to measure 'significant' differences between a handful of variables kinda feels off. Ditto for testing against a 'mean' - mostly because I'm betting that the current 'mean' value used represents less than 0.01% of humans (genomes) out there and is probably skewed ethnically/racially/geographically.

    Maybe EC could add his take on this.

    Re: 'DT charged with 34 felonies'

    OOC - when exactly does the '3 strikes' and you're locked up for good kick in? And is it additive across States? At least half of the States including NY have this type of sentencing act on their books, and DT is to be charged/go to court in a few different States.

    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2022/feb/07/donald-trump-list-legal-cases

    DT's lawyers - one of his current lawyers reminds me of his WH appointee who lasted all of 10 days. ('Scaramouch, Scaramouch, can you do the fandango!'.)

    2052:

    Nope. It's 34 separate charges of falsifying records. Other reasonable charges could include conspiracy and I'm sure that obstruction and threatening the DA will soon be part of the grand jury's deliberations.

    2053:

    2050, 2052 - AIUI it's 11 payments by Trumpolini to El Scumbag, who both falsely recorded them as "legal payments", and then 11 payments by El Scumbag to Ms D, which Trumpolini was provably aware of, making 33 acts of "false accounting" and one of conspiracy relating to all 11 payments and 33 separate indictments.

    2054:

    Greg Tingey @ 2050:

    34 charges
    AND It's not the original crime (or not-crime) that gets you, it's the (attempted) cover-up ....
    But 34 charges - in other words - "We are going to throw everything at it & something WILL stick"
    I sincerely hope so & I wonder if this will embolden, say, Georgia to file charges connected to election fraud & attempts to interfere in the election results?

    There are a couple of words Trump needs to be really worried about:

    "superseding indictment"

    December is seven months away and the Manhattan DA's investigation is continuing. Bragg said today that today's charges were filed because they were ripe (i.e. Bragg believes the evidence is sufficient to obtain a conviction).

    There's a good chance other charges will ripen over the summer.

    Plus there are indications that Jack Smith (the FEDERAL Special Prosecutor appointed to oversee the Mar-a-Lago Documents case) is pursuing evidence suggestive of Trump having violated The Espionage Act

    Which leaves only the Jan 6 investigation and Georgia's Election Interference racketeering and conspiracy case.

    2055:

    SFReader @ 2051:

    Re: 'DT charged with 34 felonies'

    OOC - when exactly does the '3 strikes' and you're locked up for good kick in? And is it additive across States? At least half of the States including NY have this type of sentencing act on their books, and DT is to be charged/go to court in a few different States.

    I'm pretty sure most of the "3 Strikes" laws have been repealed or struck down by the courts. But it wouldn't be cumulative across states.

    It would have to be 3 separate convictions (from 3 separate trials) within one state that still has an active "3 Strikes" law...

    2056:

    But 34 charges - in other words - "We are going to throw everything at it & something WILL stick"

    In the US legal system this is typical. Each invoice, check, etc... generates a charge. Don't ever get caught mass mailing fraudulent bills across state lines.

    This can lead to things like on conviction the mandatory sentence is 35 times x. Which is why most plea deals cut things down to just a few counts. Which can still lead to long sentences. Just not ones longer than the expected life of the sun.

    2058:

    One of the many problems with the DT cases is a fundamental failing, a really serious one in the US legal system.
    The Prosecuting lawyers & the Judges are POLITICAL appointees.
    Which lends a tiny smidgen of believability to DT's attacks on his prosecutors.
    However, his personal attack on the NY Judge & her daughter (!) will surely backfire. I really hope so.
    As John S says ... there's also all these other cases in other {Internal to the US} jurisdictions piling up.
    What fun.

    2059:

    Talking of politicians being arrested ... - wasn't there a fuss about the real, as opposed to claimed numbers of SNP paid-up members, quite recently?

    2060:

    Not a great deal, I am afraid. The real problem is that the situation is just too complex, and it is necessary to oversimplify just to make testing feasible. Yes, the rules for efficacy are ad-hoc and not totally rational, but it's unclear how much better can be done.

    While there is considerable ethnic (and social) bias, it's rarer than you might think, because H. sapiens is a very uniform species. Unfortunately, that also means that it isn't actively looked for or given the attention it deserves, when it occurs. And let's not go into all the other problems that social differences introduce.

    There're also the problems that 2% of the population fall outside the 1-99% range and that, if you test 100 separate things, about 1 will be significant at the 1% level.

    2061:

    And then he got on Trump One and flew to Nyork. Who could have imagined that?

    Well, I for one wouldn't have. Because my most recent information (from this very community, by the way) was that the plane stood somewhere in storage with an engine removed.

    So the actual news content is that the orange one at some point spent some money to get it fixed (probably that's where the money from that NFT-scamscheme went).

    Also, on a related note, I was extremely annoyed to be woken up by my radio today with some soundbites from Mar-a-Lago. I was thinking "why on Earth does a German public broadcaster find it necessary to give that guy a public platform again after all that has happened"? Particularly because his statement was given a lot more air time than (a) it deserved and (b) the views of the prosecutor. I'm going to write to them about it.

    2062:

    There's another aspect I thought of while drinking tea. Our species has quite a few recent adaptations (e.g. gluten and lactose tolerance, melanin production), and even a single population has a mixture of those and their absence - with variation between populations, and both genetic and developmental causes. Some are well-known, but I am certain that there are lots of others that are not. Treatment test design is doomed to be largely guesswork because, until you know the answers, you don't know what factors you have to control for - and there isn't an earthly of controlling for all that might be important, or even analysing all of them.

    2063:

    Treatment test design is doomed to be largely guesswork

    It is often worse than that. Half the population is routinely excluded from the data used to test treatments, because they exhibit monthly variability that makes test design harder.

    I was astonished (as well as disturbed) to learn that birth control medication was safety-tested on men, because women's periods complicated the data and made proving the medication was safe more expensive. Like, isn't the effect on people with periods the whole point of the medication?

    An interesting book, and much less ranty than it probably should be:

    https://carolinecriadoperez.com/book/invisible-women/

    2064:

    Some facts would be good; Peter Murrell is a business executive who worked for a political party, rather than a politician.

    2065:

    Yes, but that's not something that is unavoidable - it can and should be catered for in the design - the birth control testing was particularly disgraceful, I agree. Similarly, many medications for older, seriously ill people are safety tested on young, healthy people.

    2066:

    MSB @ 2061:

    And then he got on Trump One and flew to Nyork. Who could have imagined that?

    Well, I for one wouldn't have. Because my most recent information (from this very community, by the way) was that the plane stood somewhere in storage with an engine removed.

    So the actual news content is that the orange one at some point spent some money to get it fixed (probably that's where the money from that NFT-scamscheme went).

    I seem to remember a (short) bit of discussion here that the orange one was sending the plane down to Lousiana for refurbishment AFTER they found a replacement engine - couldn't be flown until then. And IIRC, they were having some problems finding a suitable engine.

    The consensus here was that if he DID have the work done he'd try to cheat the contractor when it came time to pay up ...

    ... or that "donors" would pay the contractor, because Trumpolini himself is a notorious deadbeat and would NOT pay.

    Also, on a related note, I was extremely annoyed to be woken up by my radio today with some soundbites from Mar-a-Lago. I was thinking "why on Earth does a German public broadcaster find it necessary to give that guy a public platform again after all that has happened"? Particularly because his statement was given a lot more air time than (a) it deserved and (b) the views of the prosecutor. I'm going to write to them about it.

    Well, I broke a tooth last week and spent most of the day yesterday in the dentist's chair, so if y'all were watching all that on the TV or listening to it on the radio, I guess I had a better day than yours.

    I barely caught a bit of the aftermath commentary on NPR while driving home & Trumpolini was still in flight, so no sound bites.

    2067:

    Prosecutors are elected. Judges might be appointed or elected depending on the state/county laws, as well as some other factors. This will vary from state to state and I'm not sure how New York does it.

    2068:

    Merchan, the judge, was appointed by Bloomberg, when he was mayor. He was appointed to his current judgeship by an administrative judge.

    2069:

    Anyone else going to Eastercon (Conversation 2023) this weekend?

    2070:

    Similarly, many medications for older, seriously ill people are safety tested on young, healthy people.

    Yes.

    The point of testing medicines is to determine if they are safe and if they are efficacious.

    The former is usually tested on healthy young men, as being physiologically more likely to survive metabolic insults than health-impaired or elderly persons.

    The latter can only be tested on the target demographic: there's no point testing an anti-Alzheimer's medication for efficacy on 20-somethings.

    However a problem with testing in general is that the test subjects need to give informed prior consent, and where women of reproductive age are concerned there is a non-negligible risk of a second party being inadvertently included.

    This is much less of a problem in this era of cheap, effective immunoassay tests for pregnancy, and of effective long-term contraception (I'm thinking specifically of IUDs here rather than oral hormonal contraceptives which may have metabolic side-effects). However pregnancy testing was fraught, labour-intensive, and expensive until the late 1980s, and the test protocols predate their availability.

    So we really need medicines regulatory agencies to update their protocols to reflect this, especially in testing treatments for female-specific conditions.

    2071:

    I will not be at Eastercon this year.

    I will be at Satellite 8 in Glasgow in late May, and probably at Cymera SF Festival in Edinburgh the weekend after that.

    I will be at the Glasgow worldcon in 2024; probably at the Rotterdam Eurocon a week or so afterwards: and I might be at the 2024 Eastercon at Telford.

    2072:

    Yes, very much so. Some of that testing can realistically be done only after release, too, especially for the very low incidence problems.

    2073:

    I can’t help you on the statistics. I’m not an expert on the statistics used in clinical trials. My job research coordinator was to to ensure that research done in a NHS lab was done properly, that the tests were appropriate and that the lab knew about every clinical trial for which our facilities were used. This included insuring that we were paid an adequate sum for the work. Initially in biochemistry at Leeds Infirmary and later for all pathology disciplines in five hospitals. Recruiting for clinical trials in the UK is skewed toward some groups but generally there is a lot of knowledge about racial/ethnic differences in reference values of tests. There have also been problems in interpretation of results. When immigration from the Caribbean and the Indian subcontinent took off in the 1960s and 1970s I remember papers suggesting that there were racial differences in albumin:globulin ratio. Eventually this was found to not be a racial difference but the consequence of exposure to different pathogens in their home countries. However there are not many differences in common lab tests. Creatinine was found to be higher in African Americans and glomerular filtration rate calculations need to be corrected for this. Hemopexin is markedly different and has was suggested a few decades ago as a test for identifying race. Most of the papers on hemopexin I found in preparation for a trial on a haemoglobin substitute were written in the USA or apartheid South Africa. For the common biochemical tests there are not many differences but big data should show them.

    2074:

    It's worse than that sadly -- it's only in the last 15-20 years that medicine realised that a. almost all research and testing for cardiac issues was done on men, and b. women often have very different symptoms when suffering a heart attack. Unknown numbers of women died because it wasn't recognised that their heart tissue was dying because they didn't present the way most men do.

    2075:

    Re: 'Leeds & ... consequence of exposure to different pathogens in their home countries ... hemopexin'

    Thanks!

    In my mind I associate Leeds with hematology so it's interesting that you mentioned hemopexin. Thanks to a heme support group I once had a long chat with someone who was diagnosed with two very different and quite rare blood disorders (PNH was one of them). Fortunately her hematologist decided to try and make sense of her blood work, assorted other biochem results and signs/symptoms* otherwise she probably would have been treated for only one condition.

    The movement of people from one part of the planet to another, marrying locally and then having babies who may or may not inherit a medical condition from either or both parents also adds to the complexity.

    EC @ 2062:

    'Treatment test design is doomed to be largely guesswork because, until you know the answers, you don't know what factors you have to control for - and there isn't an earthly of controlling for all that might be important, or even analysing all of them.'

    Exactly my feelings!

    I'm not dissing clinical trials, just wondering how their design can be improved whether it's via recruitment (demos), study design (test vs. control), variety of biochem/diagnostics run or something else.

    The 'analyzing all of them' - this would be the right type of task to hand over to an AI. And the UK would be the perfect place to do this: national/universal medical program, centralized medical files for millions of people gathered over many years plus plenty of specialized researchers/labs to pore over the results and do follow up research to test likely hypotheses/conclusions.

    *He published her case study in one of the major med journals. Moral of the story: it's possible to have more than one condition at the same time.

    2076:

    Off topic (the other threads are still before 300): Glasshouse gets mentioned in the James Nicoll article Five SF Futures Where Teleportation Is Possible (But Not Necessarily Safe), readable on Tor now.

    2077:

    Unknown numbers of women died because it wasn't recognised that their heart tissue was dying because they didn't present the way most men do.

    And until recently women didn't often keel over in an office or factory situation from a heart attack compared to the number of men doing such. In so many cases it happened at home or in jobs with less visibility. And in many places around the planet this is still true.

    So the perception was that men had heart attacks way more than women due to the men's attacks being public events more often.

    2078:

    Similarly, many medications for older, seriously ill people are safety tested on young, healthy people.

    I have no idea about UK/EU but in the US many trials have trouble finding the younger folks. There is a nationside loose associate of recruiters for such trials. Along with focus groups studying everything from baby soap to radial tires. I've taken part in various focus groups over the last 10 years. They work hard to get decent samples of the desired market.

    But the medial ones, which tend to last a year or two seem to attract retired old farts. I was accepted for a COVID trial (Pfizer I think) but they cancelled the night before I was to show up for my first visit and injection. I later found out they had way too many people over the age of 65 signing up. A friend got to stay but I was booted.

    I did get into an RSV trial which was ended early. I got a call today from them about it. I only got about $100 of the $1500 that I could have made if it had gone the full 2 years. (They add money to a VISA gift card each month based on you keeping up with your reporting via their app with extra money for phone or in office visits.)

    Anyway, I kept seeing them trying to find younger folks for the RSV study long after I started.

    2079:

    $1000 of the $1500.

    2080:

    My wife and I will be heading out at lunchtime, because we need to get the membership badges to the convention. You'll be pleased to know that your badge is among them

    2081:

    Enjoy, and if you see them, say hello to the Resurgence of Trout/Satellite 8 people for me, because I know most of them and won't be in Barmyhum.

    2082:

    FBI agents carrying out a training exercise at a hotel in Boston broke into the wrong room and detained an innocent man, the agency confirmed.

    But agents then stormed into the wrong room and handcuffed a man who had no clue as to what was happening.

    The man who was wrongly detained was a Delta Air Lines pilot, CBS Boston reports. "Based on inaccurate information, they were mistakenly sent to the wrong room and detained an individual, not the intended role player," the FBI said in a statement. "Thankfully, nobody was injured."

    In the mix-up at the Revere Hotel, agents reportedly interrogated the man for almost an hour before realising their mistake. He had been asleep when the agents raided the room and at one point was pushed into the shower.

    https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-65201607

    I wonder if he had to miss his next flight (FAA has stringent rules about crew sleep), and if so if he was compensated for the lost income.

    2083:

    Way, way off topic ... Mongolian (Tuvan) throat singing

    I don't remember who pointed me at the Mongolian (rock) throat singers but thought the below might be of interest. This will be a very interesting development for singers, voice coaches and possibly speech therapists.

    'The researchers found that the Tuvan singers were able to uniquely constrict their vocal tract in two key spots simultaneously – one at the front of their mouth using their tongue and another at the back of their throat. This had the effect of creating the dual sounds.'

    https://news.westernu.ca/2020/03/researchers-solve-mystery-of-tuvan-throat-singing/

    And since I just commented on the Yokai Land post about the virality of Disney animated film songs, may as well mention this rocker (he also does some throat singing) who released rock versions of a couple of Disney toon hit songs. Two months on YT and over a million hits:

    'Colors of the Wind - Pocahontas (Disney Goes ROCK) Peyton Parrish Cover'

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QMsIcZt8Ec

    2084:

    Scott Sandford @ 2076: Five SF Futures Where Teleportation Is Possible (But Not Necessarily Safe)

    They missed the really scary part of Glasshouse. Its not the isolation (although that's bad enough), its the teleporter malware that secretly edits your brain to install itself in your head while you are in transit.

    2085:

    A lot of women die at home, if they're "housewives", or working hours differently than anyone else in the house.

    My late wife was working part-time. Our son, 14 at the time, came home to find her dead. Not a heart attack, "cardiac arrythmyia", meaning "we don't have a fucking clue, her heart stopped, and her brain forgot to send a signal. Cozmic rays, man."

    2086:

    Might have been me. I've been a big fan of The Hu since I heard them.

    https://www.thehuofficial.com/music

    Thanks for the link, in any case. Interesting stuff.


    Interesting reaction video to "Wolf Totem" by an opera singer:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNx0RgQrcoM

    2087:

    Is there a short, simple procedure to take the settings in Thunderbird on one computer and import them to Thunderbird on another computer?

    I'm trying to get my laptop (Windows 7) back in service after having ignored it for a couple of years (didn't need it during Covid, but I may soon be on the move again ...)

    I have Thunderbird installed there, but it's not the same level as what's on this computer AND this computer is Windoze 10.

    2088:

    I'm in Linux, but I'd copy .mozilla into a zip file (with all files & subdirectories), copy it to the laptop, rename .mozilla that's there to something else, like mozilla.orig, and unzip the one you copied.

    2090:

    That's probably better advice. At the very least the ".mozilla" file will be someplace different in Linux than in Windows, and it might not be named the same thing.

    2091:

    Re: 'The HU'

    Yes, that's the group. The song was 'Yuve Yuve Yu (Official Music Video)' - over 108 million views and still climbing. Wonder what Richard Feynman would have made of them - maybe join in on his bongos.

    2092:

    Yup yup yup -- in one of my work places lo these many years ago one of the cleaners was saying she didn't feel well, went and sat down in a quiet room and just died. I'm betting it was a heart attack and I imagine it happened a lot. I actually still remember the first time a woman presented with odd back pain, and due to some recent reading I did an ECG and sure enough...

    2093:

    That version of Colours of the Wind is awesome, but it appears you can only purchase the album on iTunes sadly

    2094:

    Yuve Yuve Yu is a good song too.

    I subscribe to Apple Music, and their album there includes a lot of alternate versions (including some purely acoustic ones).

    "The Song of Women" is also pretty good. This version has Lzzy Hale doing the English lyrics:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdN1U9NvuIc

    2095:

    Really interesting teaser on a paper dealing with the Hubble constant - suggesting that the metre-stick, the Cepheid Variable is correct, but that other measurements & assumptions & conclusions may be { are? } wrong.

    2096:

    Such discrepancies have been well-known for many decades, and more keep appearing as people look for confirmation / inconsistencies. It's become more acceptable to question the details of the dogmas in recent years, but it's still a career-limiting move to speculate that the whole edifice may be mistaken.

    2097:

    Re: The Hu

    Good collaboration with Lzzy Hale - thanks!

    The video that played immediately after was a live performance at the Mongolian Embassy in Paris a few months back to celebrate their nomination* as Artist for Peace (UNESCO). Quite the honor!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zjo92jnyVw

    *I just checked Wikipedia - they are in fact listed as UNESCO 'Artist for Peace' as of 2022.

    2098:

    Charlie ...
    From a distance, there isn't enough information: Things are falling apart, or imploding or exploding (?) in Scotland, it seems ....
    The SNP's problems are well-known, though I get the scent of massive incompetence, not corruption, brought on, like the tories here, by years of power with no prospect of any checks & balances.
    Though the tories are corrupt as well of course.
    Now this piece, of monumental stupidity - which really stinks - and, naturally I have sat up to notice this, because other councils might all-too-easily try it on elsewhere, mightn't they?

    2099:

    Re: '... other councils might all-too-easily try it on elsewhere, mightn't they?'

    Increase rents by 400% on allotments (community garden plots).

    The first thing that leapt to mind was 'is there an office/housing shortage?' - Yep - offices according to articles dating back to 2021 and the sure-fire cure is to build 'A, B and C' type office buildings.

    My guess is that if the town council can show that residents aren't interested enough in gardening to fork over a measly couple of hundred dollars, well then they're not that invested in community gardening/that acreage. So this would mean it would make Council look good if they decided to sell that land to a developer and make some money (PR spin: will avoid having to increase home property taxes).

    So you need to make a case for keeping these allotments and maybe even figure out some ways of subsidizing them. Why? Because there's a growing list of benefits to the community and the individuals who use such allotments:

    1-Per British comedy panel shows - Scots eat an average one veg per day. Encouraging amateur/community gardening would help increase the number of veg servings, i.e., improve overall diet/health.

    2-Allotment gardening usually means walking to that plot and back home - this means more fresh air and exercise, therefore better overall health.

    3-Gardening itself - hoeing, planting, etc. are a good mild to moderate overall aerobic and strengthening exercise. Plus, when you're weeding/planting you're focusing on that specific activity therefore unlikely to be worrying about something else (reducing overall psychological stress).

    4-Socializing/strengthening community feeling/bonds - very important for physical, psychological and cognitive health for all people esp. retirees/seniors.

    5-Keeping green spaces - good, inexpensive way to increase awareness about the environment esp. if you can persuade the local schools to visit for tours and sessions on how to plant and maintain a garden.

    6-One of the fastest growing trends in successful cities in the EU is adding green spaces - it's been shown to increase overall well-being and tourist appeal (walkable cities).

    7-Food security - you already mentioned this (affordable food).

    I get the Harvard Medical news letter* (email) and the above are regularly mentioned as things that you can/should do to improve your health and well-being. They also mention that there are increasing numbers of studies supporting the above claimed benefits. So my question to the Council would be: which is cheaper in the long run (a) subsidizing the allotments or (b) paying for preventable serious medical/social treatments, early death, less resident-friendly neighborhoods, etc. Seriously, this could be a type of land (money) grab. BTW - this rationale would apply even more to any land around London.**

    Over here - quite a few cities have been reporting that there's a lot of empty office space - 10%-20% - thanks to COVID and more people wanting to work from home at least a couple of days a week. (No idea whether there's still an office shortage in Edinburgh in 2023.)

    Also over here - schools and service clubs have become more active in supporting the greening of urban areas. A few do fund raisers specifically for this. Contests are also big - raise awareness and provide a bit of local fun and cute news items for slow news days.

    *It's free. I first got it and a Nature subscription as a jokey Xmas gift - one of the family is a research scientist. Years later and I still read both.

    **I'd also ask Council if the developer would be given any type of tax break - cause that's happened a lot over here and ends up hurting the locals (residential taxes go up).

    2100:

    Bullets 5 and 6 - You did realise that this is Glasgow, which has more parks and greenways than any other city in Europe?

    2101:

    SFR
    Yes, I'd thought of the obvious money / corruption / builders-scam + brown envelopes shenanigans, as soon as I read it.
    DON'T trust the bastards!
    Re. your points: 1. pass - go directly to the deep-fried Mars Bar!
    2+3. Spot on - I'm walking a minimum of 6km a week, just going to-&-from my plot.
    4. Yes. The racial/religious mix on our plots is enormous.
    5. Beware of council "greenwashing" since they will try to wriggle & lie their way of of that one, as vigorously as any uber-capitalist property developer.
    6. MUST BE OPPOSED - we didn't leave the EU for this - concrete it all over! /snark
    7. Not many people get as close as I do to this, but it's still significant.

    Paws @ 2100
    Would dispute/not believe that - both Berlin & London have vast green areas inside them.
    And "parks & green spaces" are NOT allotments.
    There was a fox sunning hinself on top of my neighbours' compost heap yesterday, the robins come within touching distance if I'm digging, we have field-mice on the plots & frogs, too - & lots more.
    All plots have ragged corners, they are not manicured toi death, like most public parks & the wildlife loves it.

    2102:

    Re: Glasgow - green spaces

    For some reason my mind keeps defaulting to Edinburgh - sorry about that!

    Anyways, I just searched greenest cities in Europe and Glasgow didn't show up. I searched again but limited it for 'in the UK' and Glasgow shows up as the least green city in the UK.

    https://www.timeout.com/uk/news/these-are-officially-the-greenest-cities-in-the-uk-112422

    Greg -

    My backyard backs onto a protected green space. While that green space isn't not particularly deep, it's deep enough that I can spot small wild critters as well as neighborhood cats and dogs moving through it fairly often. And because this is the least disturbed treed area, the corvids just love perching on the tree tops year-round and having a good gossip.

    That's the pro of this area, the con is that the soil is acidic and scarcely deep enough to grow a radish. If I want a good yield/healthy plants, I have to plant in raised beds or pots*. The first year I had a small truck load of soil delivered for the beds and have since added about 20 bags of soil each year. Even though the raised beds are lined with 'weed-proof' cloth, the goutweed still finds its way in. I checked out a local gardening group for some helpful hints. Their advice: keep doing what I've been doing. Laughed when I discovered there's an online goutweed support group - alas, they didn't provide any new info on how to get rid of these weeds.

    *There's a registered charity here that builds and installs wooden veg beds. Their mission is two-fold: encouraging at-home gardening and helping at-risk young people get work experience.

    2103:

    I read the report that the article you cite used as a source far enough to see that they were discussing city centres, not whole cities.

    2104:

    Goutweed is fairly shallow-rooted, and can be dug out; a few years of doing that to 12-15" deep does get rid of it. But it's a real bggr in herbaceous plants or shrubs. You could also eat it :-)

    2105:

    SFR
    Just saw my second Red kite inside the GLA area today - right out near the top N edge, admittedly.
    When they move in, the parakeet population will take a hit ...

    2106:

    Would spraying it with an aqueous solution of Amlodipine work? ;-)

    2107:

    Re: '[Glasgow] ... they were discussing city centres, not whole cities.'

    Not sure I get your point: the city center is part of the city. And usually has the highest population density. This same observation showed up in more than one article.

    EC @ 2104: '... few years of doing that to 12-15" deep'

    Yep, I've been doing that for the past 3 years. The root ends are like fragile white threads. This makes weeding a very slow going process and you just know that some tiny root fragment will have been left behind and spread all over again. (I use a sieve/screen.)

    Last year I put some cardboard over one bed and covered it with mulch just to see if I could slow the goutweed down a bit. The covered area looked relatively weed free but then I noticed that a large vine of the stuff had popped out past the flower bed. Very persistent and opportunistic plant.

    I don't want to use any weed killer because I'd basically have to use it everywhere and end up killing all of the plants and lawn. Plus, it would probably harm a lot of plant-feeding insects and animals.

    Greg @ 2105: 'Red kites & parakeets'

    You have some interesting birds over there! Hope the red kites' re-introduction succeeds. Not sure I understand how this will adversely affect the parakeets. (I noticed that chicken was used to supplement some of the red kites' diets and that red kites have been seen stealing sandwiches - no mention that red kites typically prey on other birds.)

    2108:

    They're scavengers, basically. It is apparently either them or a closely related species that were the birds originally signified by the term "shitehawk".

    Paws is making a pharmacology joke ;)

    2109:

    "Not sure I get your point: the city center is part of the city"
    The "city centre" is not necessarily typical of the city as a whole. In the case of Glasgow it is (or at least was until ~20 years ago) a square mile of more or less solid offices and warehouses separated by 4 lane roads on a N-S, E-W grid. The rest of the city is much more open.

    2110:

    "I don't want to use any weed killer because I'd basically have to use it everywhere and end up killing all of the plants and lawn."

    There are weed killers where you apply them to the leaves of the weeds you want to kill, and they get absorbed and kill them, while leaving everything you haven't applied it to unharmed.

    I know nothing about goutweed, so don't know if there is anything suitable for it in that line, but it might be worth investigating.

    JHomes

    2111:

    Fame at last! - hat-tip to Feorag & others for telling some of us about these. Great fun.

    SFR
    The Red Kites were re-introduced in the Chilterns area about 30 years back.
    They liked it there & are now spreading far & wide, as are other avian predators. I saw a Buzzard (!) over our allotments in the first lockdown & of course, there are Peregrine Falcons nesting on the artificiakl rock-faces of The City's skyscrapers.
    The ring-necked Parakeets are very noisy & have also been slowly spreading over the past 30-50 years - they will/do make handy snacks for the falcons & hawks.

    "Goutweed" is called "Ground Elder" over here ...

    2112:

    It is also called Bishop's Weed and Herb Gerrard, though I have not encountered anyone doing so.

    2113:

    I see Red Kites every time I visit my allotment I see one or more red kites and occasionally a Buzzard. Five years ago there were no Red KItes and the same frequency of buzzard sightings. I have seen up to nine Red Kites circling the same updraft but one or two is more usual. The only thin I’ve seen them eating is road kills but they often stoop onto fields so I suspect small mammals and many baby rabbits are a big par of their diet.

    The way to deal with ground elder is to eat it as the Romans did when they introduced it to Britain as a crop.

    https://www.foodforest.garden/2013/05/26/growing-and-eating-ground-elder/

    2114:

    I don't want to use any weed killer because I'd basically have to use it everywhere and end up killing all of the plants and lawn.

    For the last few years I've been putting small amounts of calcium chloride on weeds I want to shut down. Or in the hole if I pull them up and they keep coming back. Not nearly as easy as covering the entire yard with a much longer chemical chain but it seems to be effective.

    And, yes, I may be deluding myself as to the harm I think it doesn't do to insects.

    In the last year, wild onions have exploded in my yard. I want to pull them up. My wife likes the smell and just want to mow over them. Oh, well.

    2115:

    David L
    Quite a lot of species of "wild Onions" are edible, of course ...
    Do you know / can you find out which sort yours are? Because if they are an edible species, you're on to a winner ....

    2117:

    Onions as a light flavor (very light) are fine. Past that I get an upset stomach and fart a lot. So I have no interest in harvesting the small (about the size of an acorn) things in various spots around my back yard.

    Basically onion powder from the spice rack is about all I care for. In small amounts.

    2118:

    Mine above ground have thin green stems that grow up a foot or so and that's it. They come in clumps of 3 to 10 bulbs underground. I'm in central North Carolina and had the same ones in far western Kentucky when there.

    When growing up in western KY you could taste the onion in the milk from pasture fed dairy cattle when they were "in season". Weak but there.

    2119:

    To the best of my knowledge, all Allium species are edible, but some people (like David L) are intolerant of them and I would guess that some species trigger that more than others. Also, edible does not necessarily equate to delicious :-)

    I would certainly try them, but I am not intolerant of Alliums.

    2120:

    Re: '... calcium chloride on weeds'

    I've looked at using household products like salts and vinegar for some gardening applications but ... My 'lawn' is lumpy with a definite overall slope to it so my concern is that these products would likely run off. (The combo of slope and 'potholes' makes mowing my lawn a real work out.)

    Last year I tried a mix of fine play sand and regular lawn soil to fill in some of the depressions. Once the ground thaws out, I'll see how well that worked. I'll probably keep the largest and deepest of these 'potholes' as is because it turns into a mini pond after a hard rain. I enjoy watching all the birds and the occasional small animals that it attracts - not worth trading that for a smooth lawn.

    It's interesting and funny that once you do a trade-off analysis on something as mundane as yard maintenance the low-tech (high labor) solution often comes in best overall.

    Wild onion --- sounds like a keeper. I'd try it in pots for some vertical interest mixed in with a cascading nasturtium, sweet potato vines with some small, white hardy flowers (violas/pansies).

    Greg -

    a-red kite diet

    We have an overabundance of starlings here in case the red kites can't find enough prey in the GLA. These buggers (starlings) probably have some sort of highly developed seed sense because they show up to feed every time I reseed my lawn. Their saving grace is the beautiful patterns (murmurations) they make when flying.

    b-goutweed/ground elder

    Ah - so you have some there too. Like starlings, someone deliberately brought this plant over to the Americas and both are edging out native species.

    2121:

    I've looked at using household products like salts and vinegar for some gardening applications but ... My 'lawn' is lumpy with a definite overall slope to it so my concern is that these products would likely run off.

    For calcium chloride I'm talking about a lump the size of my finger nail on my little finger. You'd need a mass spec to find it 30 feet away.

    Last year I tried a mix of fine play sand and regular lawn soil to fill in some of the depressions. Once the ground thaws out, I'll see how well that worked.

    Ditto. No ponds but still lumpy. I'm on a slow look for a tiny excavator to buy and use for multiple projects around the house till next winter. Then sell it. By tiny I mean under 1500 pounds total weight. So far all the ones I'd like to buy that folks have posted used for sale are in the UK. Shipping would be a bit much to North Carolina.

    Anyway gather up the top soil and grass, get the base more level then spread the top soil and plants back around.

    2122:

    "Mine above ground have thin green stems that grow up a foot or so and that's it"

    Sounds much like what we had in the yard in San Antonio TX. Thought about sampling them (we like alliums) but never got around to it.

    BTW, ornamental alliums have become a thing recently in the parts of the US where they grow. Never saw them in earlier years, but they're ubiquitous now.

    2123:

    David L @ 2118:

    When growing up in western KY you could taste the onion in the milk from pasture fed dairy cattle when they were "in season". Weak but there.

    When I was growing up in Durham, NC one of the local dairy companies had that onion taste in the milk every spring. My parents & sibs didn't believe it when I told them.

    Apparently they couldn't taste it, but I could.

    It would only last for a couple months in the spring, but it happened every spring.

    2124:

    I have Onion weed (Asphodelus fistulosus) throughout my garden and it's hard to suppress. I won't grow under or through the lomandra but I don't really want a front "lawn" composed of metre-high spiky flax-like bushes. I'm overgrowing it with various spinach-like things and weeding it hoping that eventually the mass of bulbs in the soil will be exhausted. Also, no part of it tastes good. Not even to goats.

    My chemical use is mostly boiling water when I use chemicals at all. I bought a little spray bottle of ready-to-use RoundUp{tm} to use on the neighbours... weeds, because they've moved out while their house is being renovated and their outdoor space has gone from a nasty weed reservoir to a fucking disaster area. I figure since they use my front lawn and driveway as part of their build area I should feel equally free to wander round their place spraying the nastier weeds in their collection.

    They come round every day to feed their free-roaming cat, but sadly that has recently disappeared and none know where it has gone. But hopefully that'll mean less cat shit on my lawn and garden. Sigh. The local cats have learned not to approach the motion-sensing sprinkler so that's only really good for deterring meter readers now.

    2125:

    There are still some gems on twitter:

    https://twitter.com/SchmidCathrine/status/1642694330132631552

    Just the parent post, some of the followups are inappropriate.

    2126:

    David L @ 2121:

    Last year I tried a mix of fine play sand and regular lawn soil to fill in some of the depressions. Once the ground thaws out, I'll see how well that worked.

    Ditto. No ponds but still lumpy. I'm on a slow look for a tiny excavator to buy and use for multiple projects around the house till next winter. Then sell it. By tiny I mean under 1500 pounds total weight. So far all the ones I'd like to buy that folks have posted used for sale are in the UK. Shipping would be a bit much to North Carolina.

    Anyway gather up the top soil and grass, get the base more level then spread the top soil and plants back around.

    Have you considered something like a roto-tiller? Peel up the sod layer and use the roto-tiller to go back & forth over the under soil layer. Tilling sort of spreads the dirt around so that the high spots slump down into the low spots. IF needed, add a wheelbarrow load of just plain old DIRT to fill the hole and till it in.

    Cover the whole spot with compost & lay your sod back down.

    The rear tine tillers are easier to use for this (in my experience).

    I don't have the little "dozer blade" on mine and it's smaller - either a "Pony" or a "Bronco". You could borrow it if you wanted to give it a try.

    2127:

    Have you considered something like a roto-tiller?

    to buy and use for multiple projects

    2128:

    David L @ 2127:

    Have you considered something like a roto-tiller?

    to buy and use for multiple projects

    Until you can FIND the "tiny excavator" you need for the other projects (one that's here in the U.S. & at a reasonable price), the roto-tiller might work for leveling the lumpy yard and let you get that project out of the way.

    "Journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step" and all that.

    ... and you wouldn't have to buy one if you want to borrow mine.

    2129:

    John. There is a sequence. Leveling the yard is one small bit of many projects. And would be done at the end of most of them.

    Please. I know about buying and renting tillers from till sand in your box garden to rip up 5 feet at a time behind a tractor. I've personally rented things from jack hammers up to 5 ton excavators. I know what I want and need.

    2130:

    2118 - I'm guessing a bit from your description, but these sound like spring onions (aka scallions). If so, wash, chop and use in salads, mashed poratoes and Chinese style stir-fries. Allow maybe one per portion.

    2121 - Search for the "tomb of the unknown Komatsu"! ;-)

    2131:

    I'm on a slow look for a tiny excavator to buy and use for multiple projects around the house till next winter. Then sell it.

    Tiny diggers over here are known for a brand name: "Dingo". Though it looks like the smallest actual Dingo branded digger is 862kg. These are around A$13k new. My current reference is that this is about the same as the amazing 150-400mm OM systems wildlife lens for micro-four-thirds format, or half the price of something of similar capability for 35mm-equivalent systems. The nearest equipment hire place to me charges A$240 to let you use a 972kg "Kanga" brand loader for a weekend (delivered and collected). These machines are in the category where the operator walks behind, or perhaps stands on a modest running board at the rear, for access to the rear-facing controls. I wonder whether hire shops in your area might make that a more worthwhile route than buying second-hand and selling? To me it would need a lot of projects to bring the two costs within shouting distance...

    2132:

    Chances are that an excavator bought second-hand to begin with and put to intermittent DIY use for a year could be sold for much the same as you bought it for, so you effectively end up paying only for the fuel. You'd have to be pretty unlucky to have anything seriously expensive break on it.

    Hiring works for people who don't have spare time and want to use the thing intensively with it being someone else's problem if it breaks. If David could arrange all his critical paths so that everything comes to a halt for want of a digger at the same time, and then blitz the lot in a couple of weeks of digging all day, then it could save hassle; but I get the impression he's wanting to let them proceed independently at their own paces and simply be able to grab a digger when any of them happens to get to the point of needing a hole, which would be a very poor match for hiring unless he has a good mate who runs a hire place.

    2133:

    Mine above ground have thin green stems that grow up a foot or so and that's it.

    When I was in Mongolia in the Gobi the ground cover (such as it was) was a wide variety of plants. What looked like grass from a distance turned out to be wild onion.

    (I was told by a cook that the reason Mongolian meat was so good was that the animals ate a wide variety of plants like onion which flavoured their meat. No idea how true that was, but the meat was very good.)

    2134:

    I share your preference for boiling water over more complex chemical assaults. Apart from anything else, such things make me feel iffy, regardless of type or source, and I don't care if it is merely psychosomatic.

    My neighbours have a huge collection of cats, all with functional gonads so the collection is self-refreshing, and all with a preference for my garden because there's more grass in it. I don't mind the cat shit; it mostly disappears of its own accord in no more than a few days in any case. What I do object to is the fleas. They deposit the fucking things everywhere in great profusion. I dread to think what it's like inside their actual house - must look like the whole carpet's alive.

    I literally have to take only one step outside my front door to acquire a collection of red splotches up that one leg. And the cats have a particular fondness for using the footwell of my mobility scooter (which is too big to get indoors) as a comfortable place to sleep. So after an hour or two of riding the thing I can end up with more area of red splotch than of unmarked leg, doughy oedematous feet which are too swollen to fit inside my shoes, and in particularly bad instances ankles also swollen to the point where the positional feedback from the joints is knocked out and if I try to stand up in the dark I fall over.

    Accordingly I take great pleasure in deluging the scooter footwell with a litre or two of boiling water and going "Boil, ya wee bastards, boil, ahahahaha."

    2135:

    Re: '... mostly boiling water'

    Serious question: Do you have earthworms over there? Over here, worms are considered very beneficial esp. if you have crappy soil like I do. But they're also quite temp sensitive - most won't survive temps above 35C. When I'm weeding the goutweed infested areas I make a point of manually relocating the worms as I trowel and sift - I need all the help I can get plus it's free!

    Just in case you think my question weird ... earthworms are not native to North America, they were brought over by the Europeans.

    Maybe Heteromeles knows:

    What are the key differences in North American soils with vs without earthworms. Just wondering to what extent earthworms might have affected food production.

    I'm on board pouring boiling water over fleas, wasp nests and various biting insects. Had to hire a pro to remove a wasp's nest from under my deck last year. Later that day while chatting with a couple of neighbors I found out that several homes on my side of the street had also recently removed a wasp's nest. Not sure whether this is what actually happened or just a coincidence but based on our collective experience/timing it seems that the wasps just kept migrating over to the next house. That evening I told my other neighbor about the wasp's nest so that he could keep an eye out for any increase in wasp activity. (Their then year-old beagle spent most of the day outside and fearlessly chased everything - so, if swarmed, he could have ended up with a serious medical injury.)

    2137:

    Re: NA earthworms

    Thanks for the link! I also checked Wikipedia.

    My take-away is that we've got another ecological dilemma: save plants that might die out* anyway because of GW/CC or start planting/introducing (more) foreign plants along with their baggage in the hopes that enough will survive and/or adapt to sustain the food chains that humans and their preferred meat sources need.

    I'll probably get push back on this but hey if you've got good info to the contrary, please provide it.

    *This could be mitigated somewhat by encouraging urban vertical farming. (Yeah, I know - yet one more plug for this idea.)

    2138:

    "My chemical use is mostly boiling water"

    Yes, many years ago I lived in an older house that had a patio facing on a medium-size back yard. The yard was infested with evil burrs, but the patio (being old) had hot and cold water connections for clothes washers. I bought a cheap garden hose and, over a couple of weeks, managed to cook the burrs with the hot water.

    At a later date, a similar problem cropped up and, lacking a hot water connection there, a careful application of topical herbicide, one herb at a time, worked well without creating wider problems.

    But for spot application, I'd go for hot water if available.

    2139:

    Dingo

    Since everyone seem fascinated by my choice in equipment and whether or not a rent or buy.

    And Pigeon has it right in general.

    We have these, Dingos, in the US. We have most brands of light to heavy equipment as CAT at the top end of the pricing draws all kinds of Asian brands into the US market. Sany, Kuboto, and a dozen others.

    One of the Home Depots (a home improvement center) around here rents out the Dingo brand. I looked into renting from them a bit then decided no. I rent various other tools ans such from them at times and it seems that at any point in time the Dingo things in the yard are 1/3 to 2/3s out of service waiting for repair.

    But I can rent small ones for $500 a week or so from equipment rental outfits. Which turns into maybe $1250 for a month. And figure $300 to $400 per rental for pickup and delivery. BUT my partner in crime goes nuts if we're renting something and I'm not on it 8+ hours a day. Even if it makes sense to pay for 3 months she wants to see it moving or gets on me for wasting money.

    Now this is central North Carolina. Summer weather forecasts are pretty good. Except when a storm front from the plains (Canada at time) stirs up and rolls across the country. So 10 years ago when I rented a larger excavator for 2 weeks of projected clear weather for about $3000 all in, well... Some thunder storms rolled in a few times. TWICE with 1/2" or more of rain in a few hours. I spent almost as much time building dykes to keep my run off from neighbors and the storm water system as dong work. Then I had a business appointment in another state and had to return it.

    But things I'd like to get done this summer.

    Put down new gravel for the side parking I have. What's left there is more of a geology hunt in the dirt. And put down steel or block edging. And level it out first. Then add some foundation drain to the back of my house. Then move a mound of mostly rock free (a big deal here) dirt around to various spots. And set up an outdoor storage area with a roof and gravel bed instead of the sitting on the dirt I have now. And THEN level out my bumps in the yard.

    And I have a pickup truck that is rated at towing 10,000 pounds. I'm also looking at replacing my worn out utility trailer. If I do, I'll go for something that can handle a 3000+ pound load. So I can move the excavator around myself if I buy one. Instead of the $250 per trip or more service.

    Oh, and due to the power lines swinging low (and the cable and fiber even lower) a dump truck can't get into my back yard or side parking spot. So I'd have to have gravel either dumped in my front yard or pay the people I buy it from to move it to the back and side.

    A rototiller would be nice to use for maybe the last 3% of all this. And I actually have one that I can hook up to a cub cadet garden tractor if I decide to buy such.

    Anything else I need to explain?

    All because I said I didn't like to eat wild onions.

    2140:

    David L @ 2129:

    John. There is a sequence. Leveling the yard is one small bit of many projects. And would be done at the end of most of them.

    Please. I know about buying and renting tillers from till sand in your box garden to rip up 5 feet at a time behind a tractor. I've personally rented things from jack hammers up to 5 ton excavators. I know what I want and need.

    No biggie. If you don't need it, you don't need it. If you ever do, you know where to find me.

    I'm well familiar with "can't do this until I've gotten that done, and THAT is waiting on the other to be completed, which is held up because the tool I need is not available! for love nor money!"

    ... almost the story of my life. 🙃

    2141:

    This showed up in my inbox from Quora:

    Question: I bought a Tesla. It does not have a spare tire or run flat tires. What do you recommend I carry for DIY flat fixes in remote areas?

    From past comments, I'm pretty sure there are some Tesla owners who comment here ... So, I was wondering if that's true, and IF so, what DO you Tesla owners do to prevent being stranded by a flat tire?

    Please understand the question in the context of the hoary old joke about General Motors ...
    Q: Why does GM give you a $2 jack for a $20,000 car?
    A: They ran out of $1 jacks.

    2142:

    Do you have earthworms over there?

    Yes, in great profusion. Worms love woodchip mulch and compost in general, and I have both. But they don't like concrete and that's where most of my boiling water weeding happens - my place was previously owned by people who love a good bit of concrete. Stuff grows out of the cracks and I boil it. Boiling water mostly hits greenery IME, killing roots with it means 10+ litres at a time and you're pouring water into a rapidly expanding pit, using the water to erode a deeper hole. Dangerous to you, kills a lot of things in the soil.

    Right now I'm missing a stage of the circle of life, no chickens. Normally fungus and microbes eat the woodchips and food waste (I dumpster dive much more of the latter than I generate), worms and bugs eat those plus the microbes, then chickens eat the bugs. And I, obviously, eat the eggs and occasionally the chickens. Occasionally I add a cat to the mix.

    What that means is that my soil is mostly very loose and high in organic matter, plus gets regularly turned by death dealing dinosaur descendants. Currently that happens out the front when the street chicken visits or when I go out there weeding. So weeding is fairly easy. I mostly weed either by hand or using a screwdriver (for excavating taproots etc). Trad is particularly bad, it has multiple tubers that are physically fragile (not shown in photo, think all the roots shown bumped out to ~3mm diameter, 10cm long tubers). But I've mostly got rid of the non-grass weeds, it's a couple of hours a month hitting seedlings and at least weekly wandering down one fenceline killing visitors from the nasty neighbour.

    2143:

    FWIW I'm a huge fan of the woodchips=soil approach to gardens. It means a couple of years of having a big pile of woodchips somewhere, and a bit of labour moving them, but it works and it's a cheap way to add a lot of volume of soil. The intensive way is active composting where you mix the woodchips in with other stuff and aerate them and blah blah sounds like a lot of work. But is faster.

    The Moz way is a big pile moved off the driveway (limited dump truck access at my house), to a big mound in the back yard. Then the staff spread those everywhere (chickens are enthusiastic but not easy to direct) while mixing in chicken poo and food waste. Over time that becomes a mess of loose dry woodchips over new soil. So I rake off the woodchips, smooth out the worst of the holes and lumps, then immediately plant whatever I want to grew there before the seeds from the chicken poo take over. Or the grass invades. Unless I want grass - I have some very springy lawn from just leaving the loose woodchip stage and letting the grass come back. Combo of 5cm thick lawn base (the stuff that lawn professionals love to rip out with a powered machine) and 10cm of loose soil.

    2144:

    If you're thinking of Tesla's, this one struck me as a reason to regard Tesla's as surveilled public spaces:

    https://www.techdirt.com/2023/04/10/teslas-are-a-privacy-nightmare-staff-regularly-shared-camera-recordings-made-memes-jokes-at-customers-expense/

    Ever since Tesla first made the news, I had thought it would be a great car to own. The last few years have really disabused me of that notion, given the serious questions raised about the integrity of the company’s CEO. But even so, I’m pretty shocked by this latest Reuters report detailing how Tesla employees regularly would not only view images from Tesla’s built in cameras, but also make jokes and memes out of them and share them around the office.

    Techdirt links to source article and other commentary

    2145:

    FWIW I'm a huge fan of the woodchips=soil approach to gardens.

    Do you not have much of an issue with termites and carpenter ants? Here they are endemic, occur in vast quantities, and voracious. Spreading untreated wood chips around structures containing wood is a great way to invite them into your home.

    Mulch is different.

    2146:

    We have issues with both, but we have had building codes to require resistance to them for a long time. Even my minimum-spec, max-shortcut build has them. The bricks might be crumbly and have layers of sand between them instead of mortar, but there are termite barriers everywhere.

    My approach is to not put woodchips up against the house, and for the most part not even mulch because the house is 800mm from the boundary fence on one side and exactly the 2.8m stormwater easement/driveway* away from the other (which is also the shady side so nothing really grows there even where there's a little bit of soil).

    Interestingly the garage is basically a slab of concrete with the timber frame built first and the concrete poured around/over it to hold it in place. Delightful, but it's still there despite the slab itself providing an excellent shelter for at least two different sizes of ants. I suspect those in turn keep the actual carpenter ants away, or perhaps the rock-hard timber the garage is made from just doesn't taste good. I have piled woodchips old and new against the corrugated iron walls of the shed and all I get is a rich set of cockroach poo inside it, no visible ants. If I want ants I can vacuum them out of the gaps in the concrete...

    * and when I rented out the house the tenants were unable to drive down that 2.8m wide driveway without scraping the house and hitting the fence at the end of it. I kind of hope they had a US-style emotional support vehicle but I expect it was just one of those lifted station wagons that are popular these days with people who can't drive and know it.

    2147:

    Oh, and woodchips here are often eucalypt. Which is way more poisonous than other timbers, albeit we also have ants that like eating it, just like we have bears* ditto (the alternative being starvation... which the bears have been known to choose).

    Getting non-eucalypt, non-weedy woodchips is hard. I have managed a couple of times but it's very much a matter of how long I'm willing to wait and how the arborist feels about the wait.

    * drop bears koala bears... the bear you have when you're not having a bear.

    2148:

    Extrapolations

    Honestly, I probably won't watch it.

    You might give it a shot. Very non linear. And it's not about people arguing about climate change.

    2149:

    My neighbor found a wasp nest in his back yard and tried pouring a cup of gasoline into the nest, but nothing happened. He bought a can of insecticide spray, but before he could apply it, the local bear found the nest, dug it up, and ate it. If you live in a bear-adjacent neighborhood, you could try pouring birdseed into the nest (at night) to attract them.

    2150:

    Re: '... if you live in a bear adjacent neighborhood'

    Luckily - no! We do get moose/elk, foxes, rabbits, weasels, and supposedly mink plus an assortment of smaller creatures wandering around and noshing on shrubs, hedges and in flowerbeds*. Plus at least half of the neighbors have pet dogs and/or cats who occasionally slip off a leash or out of the house.

    I'm okay with my lawn or flower bed never achieving geometric perfection (a la Versailles). I prefer some randomness tossed in rather like the stereotypical English cottage garden - it's both more restful and less boring to look at.

    *Tulip bulbs are in my experience a terrific way to estimate small critter population levels.

    2151:

    wasp nest

    The problems with wasps is different kinds in different area have different levels of threat that get them to swam at the threat.

    Walking near a nest can be enough to cause them to come after you.

    Running over them with a field mower can also piss them off to a large degree. Says he who jumped over the side of the tractor as he turned off the ignition key and ran about a mile way back when. It only took me a second or less so to notice that there was a cloud rising in front of me and the early warning wasps were trying to sting the front of the tractor.

    2152:

    Re: '... an issue with termites and carpenter ants'

    I once thought that termites and ants were always undesirable in gardening until I saw a documentary about a man in Africa who through careful observation and a bit of experimentation discovered that trees grew more easily in areas that had large numbers of ants or termites. His neighbors first thought he was nuts when he started 'planting termites' but after a few years also took up the practice.

    I can't find the original documentary - it was probably PBS/Nova or BBC - but below is an article describing what termites and ants can contribute. I now think of these insects being as valuable as beavers wrt to their positive effect on ecosystems/agriculture.

    'Ants and termites increase crop yield in a dry climate'

    https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3072065/

    'Abstract

    Agricultural intensification has increased crop yields, but at high economic and environmental cost. Harnessing ecosystem services of naturally occurring organisms is a cheaper but under-appreciated approach, because the functional roles of organisms are not linked to crop yields, especially outside the northern temperate zone. Ecosystem services in soil come from earthworms in these cooler and wetter latitudes; what may fulfill their functional role in agriculture in warmer and drier habitats, where they are absent, is unproven. Here we show in a field experiment that ants and termites increase wheat yield by 36% from increased soil water infiltration due to their tunnels and improved soil nitrogen. Our results suggest that ants and termites have similar functional roles to earthworms, and that they may provide valuable ecosystem services in dryland agriculture, which may become increasingly important for agricultural sustainability in arid climates.'

    2153:

    Moz @ 2144:

    If you're thinking of Tesla's, this one struck me as a reason to regard Tesla's as surveilled public spaces:

    I'm NOT thinking of Teslas, I was just wondering if what I read about them not having a spare tire was true, and IF true, what do Tesla owners do to prepare for the possibility of having a flat tire?

    2154:

    Lots of new cars in the US have had a spare tire as an option for years. My daughter’s 2014 didn’t come with one. Saves weight in smaller cars to the extend it raises the MPG rating a bit. And each bit counts.

    2155:

    I can't find the original documentary - it was probably PBS/Nova or BBC - but below is an article describing what termites and ants can contribute. I now think of these insects being as valuable as beavers wrt to their positive effect on ecosystems/agriculture.

    EC may chime in, but I've tripped repeatedly over work saying that West Africans (Sahel and south) often prefer farming in fields with a certain number of termite mounds. The termite burrows improve aeration in what is otherwise ancient soil. Blessing a field may involve trying to transplant a termite colony onto it, with the blessing succeeding if the colony flourishes.

    That's not to say that all ants and all termites are good. Invasive Argentine ants in So. Cal. are a huge and multifaceted problem, as are Formosan termites in the Southeast. Still, as with many scary critters, (ants, termites, bees, spiders, rattlesnakes...) interacting with them rationally rather than phobically can pay dividends.

    2156:

    Most new cars do not come with spares. Mine came with an injectable spray and instructions on how to use it - apparently it will refill the tire, seal the hole and give you enough range to get somewhere more permanent work can be done.

    I suspect that a significant fraction of the population has no idea how to change a tire and auto companies realized they could save money by not giving people the option.

    2157:

    I'm NOT thinking of Teslas, I was just wondering if what I read about them not having a spare tire was true, and IF true, what do Tesla owners do to prepare for the possibility of having a flat tire?

    No spare. Tesla offers a 4-year, 50,000-mile roadside assistance policy with the purchase of any new vehicle, which will fix flats (and replace tires). You also get a repair kit with a can of tire inflator and a compressor.

    I found this online: "Tesla vehicles are designed with airless tires, also known as solid tires. These tires are made of a durable, puncture-resistant material that eliminates the need for air pressure." I'm having trouble squaring that with getting a flat tire, and why you would need a tire inflator if your tire is solid. Maybe someone more automotively inclined could explain that?

    2158:

    I found this online: "Tesla vehicles are designed with airless tires, also known as solid tires. These tires are made of a durable, puncture-resistant material that eliminates the need for air pressure." I'm having trouble squaring that with getting a flat tire, and why you would need a tire inflator if your tire is solid

    This may be true for some specific Tesla model, or it may be complete BS. My Model Y most certainly has air in its tires -- and one tire had a leak which I repeatedly refilled, until I had it replaced few days ago.

    2159:

    On the occasions I've had to change a wheel at the side of the road, the hole that gave rise to the need has been too big for that stuff to do any good.

    2160:

    a significant fraction of the population has no idea how to change a tire

    I am disturbed by how often I see people driving on flat tyres. That's a good way to wreck both tyre and rim. But they seem to prefer driving to ... a tyre place? home? or maybe just continuing their journey regardless. Weirdly there's a tyre place on a corner near me and I've twice seen people with flat tyres drive past it.

    My guess with the no-flat and run-flat tyres is that their existence threatens the mental models of people who need to have a spare.

    2161:

    I am disturbed by how often I see people driving on flat tyres. That's a good way to wreck both tyre and rim. But they seem to prefer driving to ... a tyre place? home? or maybe just continuing their journey regardless.

    I did that once. I discovered I was in the process of having a flat tire, realized I was also less than a mile from my preferred tire place, so drove directly and carefully to where I knew people could fix the problem.

    In my case Ford gave me a real spare tire rather than a rubber doughnut, which has come in handy on those occasions I've needed it, but both times it's happened the trunk was so full of convention gear that I couldn't find the jack.

    Last summer I blew out an entire sidewall (I'd share a picture if I had one at hand) in the wilds of Nevada; the least bad option was to drive over a hundred miles to civilization while hoping the spare held. I approve of the fully capable backup.

    2162:

    2157 - I think this proves that the author of your quote has no idea what they're talking about. I aagree with Ilya's 2158 and Pigeon's 2159.

    2160 - Or they simply don't realise they have a puncture because of the geometry (and Electronic Stability Program if fitted)?

    2163:

    All because I said I didn't like to eat wild onions.

    :)

    My own project that I've had been talking about hiring a digger to do for years, I ended up making a solid start on with a shovel and wheelbarrow, mostly because I didn't trust the "dial before you dig" result and wanted to know exactly where the water main went through. Having done that, I've had a rethink of the plans around it, so there's a little bit of work in progress on the planning side. I mean it's all about terracing, as we're on a roughly 30º slope, but it's also about where you put the flat spaces and how the water runoff works. It's also probably a pretty small block by your standards, so keeping a digger on site would raise its own problems...

    2164:

    You'd have to be pretty unlucky to have anything seriously expensive break on it.

    Fair cop. My own use cases are relatively intensive and short, with a somewhat-larger-than-zero likelihood of breaking things (just to start with, ripping out old reinforced concrete garden edging).

    2166:

    David L:

    Lots of new cars in the US have had a spare tire as an option for years. My daughter’s 2014 didn’t come with one. Saves weight in smaller cars to the extend it raises the MPG rating a bit. And each bit counts.

    This seems nuts to me (not you personally, David, but as a rationale). My car, a Peugeot 107 (which is tiny compared to practically any US car) has a full spare tire. On the other hand, in a two-ton-monster like a Tesla, the weight of a spare tire would be negligible.

    And even with roadside assistance, how long does it typically take them to reach you and replace your tire? If you've got your spare and are not afraid of getting your hands dirty, it takes ten minutes and you're on your way again.

    Rocketpjs:

    I suspect that a significant fraction of the population has no idea how to change a tire and auto companies realized they could save money by not giving people the option.

    There may be something to that, particularly the money-saving (and thereby profit-raising) aspect. I, however, changed four tires just on Monday (as I do twice a year; this time it was winter tires for summer tires).

    2167:

    It's not primarily the weight, but the space. Many cars come with a space-saver wheel, which gives you a short distance at slow speed over good roads. Don't rely on one in the Scottish Highlands ....

    2168:

    Replying to you and others.

    I'll amend my statement to most small cars don't come with a spare. But they do have a well in the trunk or similar where you can put one if you buy it as an extra.

    And while the weight doesn't matter much to any one smaller sized car, it does matter when making sure in the US that the car companies meet the federal CAFE standards. There every ounce counts on the smaller cars.

    https://www.nhtsa.gov/laws-regulations/corporate-average-fuel-economy

    2169:

    I'll amend my statement to most small cars don't come with a spare. But they do have a well in the trunk or similar where you can put one if you buy it as an extra.

    My 2010 Hyundai Accent has a well for the included small spare tire, good for 100 km according to the owners manual. I purchased a full-size spare tire and rim when I was buying winter tires which I put in the back seat for long trips, so I have the possibility of driving somewhere with a tire shop rather than being stranded in a small town waiting for the general mechanics shop to open tomorrow…

    2170:

    I remember it being by no means unusual to see people driving around on three fully inflated tyres and one not completely flat but nevertheless thoroughly soggy one that looked like it was down to about 5psi, obviously the result of it having a slow leak that they hadn't been keeping an eye on. Once someone parked such a vehicle where I was walking past, so I said "better get to a garage and put some air in that". This seemed to go in one ear and out the other, so I pointed out that if you carry on driving on it soggy it'll damage the tyre and make it liable to sudden catastrophic failure at speed. This also went in one ear and out the other, at which stage I decided that since I didn't have a pump in my pocket I'd done all I reasonably could.

    I see no reason to believe that this kind of thing isn't still just as common, but with the trend for rubber-band tyres even on shopping trolleys these days it's no longer so obvious at a distance. So the people driving around on completely flat tyres are probably just people who have let them go down so far that it does become obvious.

    I've also seen a Mini coming down the road with the handbrake jammed on one side so one rear wheel wasn't rotating at all; the screeching was audible long before the car came into view. And a Ford Sierra going down the motorway at 70mph with one rear wheel out of perpendicular to its axis of rotation, wobbling madly in and out as the car went along. It's amazing what people just don't care about.

    2171:

    Well, it's never been commonplace (thankfully), but I have seen a few vehicles with interesting showers of sparks and metal on tarmac sounds from one corner.

    2172:

    Off topic, but researchers at UCLA have an electrochemical process to strip CO2 out of seawater, leaving it as calcium carbonate which they dump on the sea floor (this is what's supposed to happen naturally). And it produces a bit of surplus hydrogen to help defray energy costs. Their experimental unit is mounted on a barge already.

    Hard to say how big this can scale, but it's the best carbon capture and storage method I've seen recently.

    https://chemrxiv.org/engage/chemrxiv/article-details/63b47348e8047a4fb6ff0466?utm_id=93434&sfmc_id=1624505

    2173:

    Re: 'Still, as with many scary critters, (ants, termites, bees, spiders, rattlesnakes...) interacting with them rationally rather than phobically can pay dividends.'

    Agree!

    Re: 'Off-topic ...' - TWiV

    TWiV will be airing its 1,000th episode late tomorrow or sometime on Saturday. Also, apparently a British documentary maker was over to film Vincent as part of a story that is likely going to air next year. (No additional info provided so I'm guessing this might be a doc about 'COVID: science educators vs. deniers' or ...?)

    Back to ants ... Attenborough:

    I kept trying to find the documentary where I first learned about the termites improving the soil. Because I included ants in my search I found this doc: looks like there are some ants that can live peacefully with other ant colonies. (I click on pretty well any David Attenborough doc. :))

    'Empire of the Ants 2020 BBC Documentary HD'

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yn9hZb9M2U

    UK folks ...

    I'm looking forward to the next Attenborough series: 'Wild Isles'. Looks like the last/6th episode in this series apparently caused some more BBC-vs-Tory-pols* controversy because it's about rewilding therefore discusses the health of the UK's landscape. The Guardian article mentioning this was dated March 10/23 - not sure what the current likelihood of going on-air status is.

    *Story in the Guardian says the BBC was afraid of getting hammered by the right-wing gov't elements if they aired this episode.

    Attenborough is a national treasure to very many Brits regardless of political affiliation so it doesn't make sense to me that the BBC execs should hide behind/claim they're afraid of political backlash.

    2174:

    Everybody wants to buy my house.

    I'm talking on the phone (land-line) with a lady who wants to buy it & my cell phone rings with another lady who wants to buy it.

    I'm going crazy.

    2175:

    Can it be genetically engineered into reef-building organisms?

    2176:

    Pigeon @ 2159:

    On the occasions I've had to change a wheel at the side of the road, the hole that gave rise to the need has been too big for that stuff to do any good.

    The "newest" (i.e. most recently manufactured) vehicle I've owned was a 2005 Ford Focus Wagon. It came with the donut spare, but there was room in the well for a full size tire ('cause I mean, where you gonna put the wheel & tire you took off?) ... so I went to a junkyard & bought a matching wheel & got a REAL tire mounted for the spare.

    But "change a wheel at the side of the road" brings back memories of when my MGB was running and I'd have to work the tire off the rim to get the tube out so I could patch it.

    But I wouldn't have a car without a full size spare. Even if I had to go to a junk yard to get another wheel to mount it on.

    But the assertion was that Tesla doesn't come with a spare tire at all, not even the temporary donut spare & I was wondering if THAT is true.

    2177:

    MSB @ 2166:

    David L:

    Lots of new cars in the US have had a spare tire as an option for years. My daughter’s 2014 didn’t come with one. Saves weight in smaller cars to the extend it raises the MPG rating a bit. And each bit counts.

    This seems nuts to me (not you personally, David, but as a rationale). My car, a Peugeot 107 (which is tiny compared to practically any US car) has a full spare tire. On the other hand, in a two-ton-monster like a Tesla, the weight of a spare tire would be negligible.

    And even with roadside assistance, how long does it typically take them to reach you and replace your tire? If you've got your spare and are not afraid of getting your hands dirty, it takes ten minutes and you're on your way again.

    At a guess this is more of an EXCUSE from the "Auto Companies" than a "rationale". They're just cheap bastards who will chisel you for every nickle & dime if they think they can get away with it. They're just short sighted tightwads!

    Rocketpjs:

    I suspect that a significant fraction of the population has no idea how to change a tire and auto companies realized they could save money by not giving people the option.

    There may be something to that, particularly the money-saving (and thereby profit-raising) aspect. I, however, changed four tires just on Monday (as I do twice a year; this time it was winter tires for summer tires).

    I'll be doing a Five Tire Rotation on my Jeep in a couple of weeks. It's coming up on 5,000 miles since the last time. But even though I know HOW to do it myself, there's a good place a couple of blocks from my house. If I take it there, I can walk home and get some stuff done around here while I'm waiting.

    Thinking back about it, how to change a tire if you get a flat wasn't taught in "Drivers ED" way back when ... and I don't think they teach it today.

    They Should

    But from what I've heard, they don't even teach parallel parking or how to do the three-point road turn any more.

    2178:

    My 2015 Skoda Yeti is designed not to have a spare wheel. It also has no built in space for a spare wheel. I have one as an option. It’s a generic spare. The width width of the spare tyre is less is less than the other four tyres. It has to be stored under a false floor in the boot and restricts the luggage space. Mileage and speed are restricted but it doesn’t noticeably affect the handling of the car. Punctured are detected automatically by wheel sensors which compare the rolling speed of the wheels (dependent on the diameter of the tyres and hence the inflation) There are occasional false alarms.

    2179:

    I kept trying to find the documentary where I first learned about the termites improving the soil.

    In the last year, in the US, there was a TV documentary on how termite mounds in the plains of Africa are gradually turned into watering holes by the elephants there. It is a long multi year process. And I'm not sure the elephants start out with that plan.

    PBS/Nature was the program. I think.

    Here in my yard alone I have termites, small (2-3 mm) red and black ants and larger 1 cm or so red and black ants. Twice I've found those larger ones by noticing a mount about 30-40cm across, beveled sized and about 10cm tall. Both times I took the step of soaking the ground around it with water for a few hours then pouring in a pint or so of gasoline then lighting it. Flame about 30 cm tall out the opening for a minute or less. And ants vanished. I was afraid of them being fire ants.

    Oh, yeah, the carpenter ants are about 1cm long and eat out trees from the middle. So the trees look mostly fine till they fall apart. We had one lob lolly pine do that and the top landed on our power transformer. I happened to be outside, saw it, watched the green needles catch on fire, and called the EMS folks. It was about 100F outside mid afternoon. The fire guys in full gear were struggling just to not sweat liters at a time. Fire didn't last very long and did no damage except to trip the power feeder for the street. But it all made for a gathering of neighbors for a hour or so as the power guys cut up the tree and turned the power back on.

    2180:

    The Elephant and the termite is the recent one.

    As for termites improving the soil, unless it was really old, the only one that might apply is "Master of the Killer Ants," which you can find pieces of on YouTube.

    2181:

    The tories are {supposedly} "in charge" & this happens As you might expect it's a total fuck-up.
    It's also a national publicity disgrace & a betrayal & hypocrisy & lying ... but I expect nothing will be done about it.

    Mike Collins
    My 2015 Skoda Yeti is designed not to have a spare wheel. It also has no built in space for a spare wheel. - In which case, it WAS NOT DESIGNED - it's a pathetic bodge.

    2182:

    To you it may be a pathetic bodge. To VW/Skoda it’s good design. To those who do without a spare wheel (the majority) it’s more cargo space. To those who choose the spare wheel there’s a minor reduction in cargo space with the option to remove the false floor if the extra space is needed. I’ve never needed the extra space even when moving bulky objects, transporting astronomical telescopes (plus tent) or collecting manure. And of course there is also the option of removing one or more the back seats. Have you hired a car recently? Many of these have no spare wheel.

    2183:

    Since people may be in need of a good laugh, Popeye wuz rite!

    https://www.indy100.com/news/spinach-performance-enhancing-ecdysterone-hormone

    2184:

    Re: '... it's a total fuck-up'

    My take-away ...

    Key Ukrainian Orchestra members can't get visas after UK (Tory) Pols made a big PR/media self-congratulating deal about how Tories are like really, really supporting Ukraine ... extra hugs and all!

    Hey Greg - it would really help a lot if you could provide a quick summary of what you're linking to. Unless I've plenty of time I don't bother to click undescribed (mystery) links. Just guessing there may be others here who do the same.

    Based on the details mentioned about this snafu, I'm guessing that the Embassy staff who actually do the work (i.e., issue visas) didn't get the memo that they're supposed to help rather than hinder. At the same time, I wonder whether conflicting policies have been put in place esp. related to security requiring embassy staff to make extra sure that they're giving visas to bona fide/OK/not risky Ukrainians. For staff this could be a lose-lose situation. (I'm guessing that UK Embassy staff don't have as high a turn-over rate as the US - they're not constantly having to learn a new job.)

    Re: Spare tires, changing tires

    It's been years since I last changed a tire on the highway and I will never do it again because the traffic is getting both heavier (more vehicles esp. semis) and faster. And not all roads/highways have enough should room even in the summer. In winter - forget it!

    One of the ways that ICE manufacturers have been able to increase the apparent (and sometimes real) fuel efficiency of their cars is to eliminate unnecessary parts (weight) such as spare tires with crowbar/tire changing kit, bumpers, mats and probably a bunch of other things.

    EVs - EV batteries weigh a lot and according to an article I recently read that weight may have a big effect on future traffic injury/mortality rates. Why? - The average EV weighs about 1,000 lbs more than the average ICE because of the weight of its batteries. This article also mentioned that EVs' extremely quick acceleration might become another source of traffic accidents. (Wonder whether anyone's calculated what percent of battery energy produced is used by having to haul those batteries. Such a statistic could be a motivation for manufacturers to improve batteries.)

    Re: Termites improving African soil

    The doc I saw about the termites was at least several years ago and there was no mention of elephants or religious rituals/practices/superstitions.

    Re: Carpenter ants

    I hope they never show up near my area! I suppose someone somewhere has written a book with pictures/detailed labeled drawings discussing all of the different ants across the globe. Ditto for termites and all other insects. Would make an interesting read.

    Dumb question time ...

    Do these or any other ants or termites eat paper which is after all 'dead wood'?

    2185:

    Do these or any other ants or termites eat paper which is after all 'dead wood'?

    Or sure. I had some termites get into my basement through a foundation crack where I had a bunch of storage boxes stacked. They did little damage to the house (brick/block walls) but made a mess of those boxes. Lucky to us they were working their way along the bottoms and sides and mostly didn't go inside the boxes. So the boxes fell apart when we started to deal.

    2186:

    Mike Collins @ 2178:

    My 2015 Skoda Yeti is designed not to have a spare wheel. It also has no built in space for a spare wheel. I have one as an option. It’s a generic spare. The width width of the spare tyre is less is less than the other four tyres. It has to be stored under a false floor in the boot and restricts the luggage space. Mileage and speed are restricted but it doesn’t noticeably affect the handling of the car. Punctured are detected automatically by wheel sensors which compare the rolling speed of the wheels (dependent on the diameter of the tyres and hence the inflation) There are occasional false alarms.

    The point I was trying to make about spare tires is that even with the "donut spare" the space where the spare is stored has always been (in my experience - YMMV) SIZED to accommodate the vehicle's standard tire when it is removed & stowed after changing a flat tire - because otherwise, how are you supposed to get it to the tire store to be repaired (or replaced).

    In a case where a spare tire is OPTIONAL EQUIPMENT - which I think is a really dumb idea - I prefer a standard size wheel & tire ... and if I can't get it from the dealer/manufacturer, I'll go "after market" (even if that "after market" has to be a salvage yard).

    But that's ME. Everyone has to choose what suits them.

    I took a look at "Skoda Yeti spare wheel" on Google Images and that's really weird! Looks like the Yeti has the false floor already & the "spare kit" consists of a bunch of foam blocks that lift the false floor up to accommodate the "spare" underneath. I understand that.

    But all of the pages for "spare wheel" also showed a "continental" style tire CARRIER on the back - on a frame that swings out to allow the lift-gate to open that looks to me like it's factory original equipment.

    Yeti Owner's Club image for "2014 Skoda Yeti with boot-mounted spare wheel"

    Why wouldn't the spare tire be mounted in THAT? Why would you need a spare wheel kit inside the boot? ... 😉

    PS: For comparison - image of spare tire on a 2003 Jeep Liberty (what I drive)

    2187:

    “The average EV weighs about 1,000 lbs more than the average ICE because of the weight of its batteries. ” Utter tosh. Complete nonsense. Bilge promulgated by oilers.

    Example - Tesla model 3 weighs about the same as a BMW 3 series. So how exactly is the Tesla a bloated lardy blob and the bmw a svelte performance machine? Example 2 - Tesla mode Y weighs about the same as a BMW X3. Example 3 - a Tesla model S weighs about the same as a bmw 7 series or Audi A8.

    2188:

    Not entirely. My car weighs under a ton, unladen, and is functionally superior to those you mention. What manufacturers have been doing over the past decade or so is to increase the weight of their ICE cars. As the average ICE car is getting on for a decade old in many places, the statement is true, as it stands. You are correct that it is NOT true for current models. There are several possible reasons:

    Increased mandatory safety features. It's extremely unclear to what that could refer.

    The need to support all the electronic gimmickry that is now 'essential'. Yeah. Right.

    To soften the suckers, er, customers up for the forthcoming EVs. A bit of a conspiracy theory, but not impossible.

    2189:

    SFReader @ 2184:

    Re: Spare tires, changing tires

    It's been years since I last changed a tire on the highway and I will never do it again because the traffic is getting both heavier (more vehicles esp. semis) and faster. And not all roads/highways have enough should room even in the summer. In winter - forget it!

    It's been about 5 years since the last time I had to CHANGE a tire. "Slow" leaks I can deal with using the small 12V-pump I keep in my tool-kit. Even if I have to stop a couple of times on the way to a nearby tire store to pump it up again.

    But if it's gonna' leak out faster than I can put air in, I'm not gonna' drive any distance on a flat tire.

    That guarantees the tire won't be repairable. I will drive far enough to find a SAFE place to pull off the road, but no farther.

    OTOH, I just ordered two new tires (5.30x12) for my utility trailer and I'm confident I can still remember how to mount them myself. The current tires are 10 years old & one of them HAS developed a slow leak. I also ordered inner tubes for the trailer tires.

    Dumb question time ...

    Do these or any other ants or termites eat paper which is after all 'dead wood'?

    Some of them will. Especially if you make the mistake of storing books or magazines in damp conditions. Not all "bookworms" are worms.

    2190:

    timrowledge @ 2187:

    “The average EV weighs about 1,000 lbs more than the average ICE because of the weight of its batteries. ” Utter tosh. Complete nonsense. Bilge promulgated by oilers.

    Example - Tesla model 3 weighs about the same as a BMW 3 series. So how exactly is the Tesla a bloated lardy blob and the bmw a svelte performance machine? Example 2 - Tesla mode Y weighs about the same as a BMW X3. Example 3 - a Tesla model S weighs about the same as a bmw 7 series or Audi A8.

    Ok. But do the BMW and/or Audi come with a spare tire as standard equipment? IF NOT, is a spare tire an available OPTION?

    ... and it's still not clear to me if the Teslas have a spare tire or not? If NOT - same question, "Is a spare tire an available OPTION??

    I don't care if it's a full size spare or a space saving donut, but IF it's not an option at all, what do owners do to prevent being stranded by a flat tire?

    2191:

    As far as I can make out, a spare is not an option when ordering from Tesla.

    There are aftermarket spares available. They are pricy, but then Tesla tires are pricy so I expected that:

    https://modernspare.com/product/2020-2023-tesla-model-y-spare-tire-kit-options/

    2192:

    That image of a Yeti with a boot mounted spare wheel was a model made for Asia (or at least India and China). I’ve never seen one in the UK. The spare under the boot false floor is perfectly adequate.

    2193:

    SFR
    My "car" was bult in 1996 - & I bought it with the specific intention of NOT, EVER buying another one ...
    So, of course it has a spare tire, quite a large, heavy one ... One of these - mine does NOT have the big roof-rack, though!

    2194:

    Re: 'What manufacturers have been doing over the past decade or so is to increase the weight of their ICE cars. As the average ICE car is getting on for a decade old in many places, the statement is true, as it stands.'

    Decided to look up some makes/models and their weights just to see for myself.

    The weights for the below are mostly for 2023 models. Not all models showed weight ranges.

    Sources: Car & Driver website, 2023 USA sales popularity; weight as per individual searches by model.

    1- Ford F-Series - Truck : 6,100 - 7,050 lbs (depending on body style & equipment) 2- Chevy Silverado - Truck 1500 base weight is 4,400 lbs, Silverado 3500 base weight is 6,947 lbs 3- Ram Pickup - Truck - 6,900 lbs 4- Toyota RAV4 - SUV - 3,560 lbs 5- Toyota Camry - Car - 3,340 lbs 6- GMC Sierra - Truck - 5,140 lbs 7- Honda CR-V - SUV - 3,337-3,649 lbs 8- Toyota Tacoma - Truck - 4,495 lbs 9- Tesla Model Y - EV Car - 4,416 lbs 10-Jeep Grand Cherokee - SUV - 4,513-5,356 lbs 11-Toyota Highlander - SUV - 4,145-4,430 lbs 12- Toyota Corolla - Car - 2,910-3,150 lbs 13- Chevy Equinox - SUV - 3,325-3,478 lbs 14- Ford Explorer - SUV - 4,345 lbs 15- Tesla Model 3 - EV Car - 3,552-4,072 lbs (varies with 'range') 16- Nissan Rogue - SUV - 3,545 lbs 17- Jeep Wrangler - SUV - 5,000-5,400 lbs 18- Hyundai Tucson - SUV (Crossover) - 3,300-3,686 lbs 19- Subaru Crosstrek - Hatchback - 3,300-3,686 lbs 20- Honda Accord - Car - 3,131-3,428 lbs 21- Mazda CX-5 - Car - 3,552-3,836 lbs 22- Subaru Outback - SUV - 3,637 lbs 23- Nissan Altima - Car - 3,212-3,462 lbs 24- Ford Escape - Car - 3,298 lbs 25- Honda Civic - Car - 2,877-3,077 lbs

    Hadn't realized to what extent US vehicles skew toward greater weights. Not good for the roads; great for the gas companies though.

    The mix of vehicles sold (and maybe their weights) likely varies considerably by country. Still, nice to get an idea of what the typical vehicle on our roads weighs.

    2195:

    On an unrelated topic: https://www.vice.com/en/article/5d9p73/trans-asylum-transport-group

    A service that aims to help transgender people flee the U.S. officially launched two weeks ago — and it has already received 30 applications.

    “In July, people said I was crazy to even come up with this idea. That ‘it won't work,’ ‘it's not needed,’ ‘it's not necessary,” said TRANSport founder and trans activist Rynn Azerial Willgohs. “Here we are nine months later, and I feel like I was looking at a crystal ball.”

    2196:

    Re: 'My "car" was bult in 1996 - & I bought it with the specific intention of NOT, EVER buying another one ...'

    Solidly built - I suppose you've also stocked up on the bits that are likeliest to need repair/replacement.

    2197:

    GO OUT & BUY a copy of today's FT, for it's SUPPLEMENT.
    They have a mjor atricle, warning of the apparent dangers of "AI"
    Link here ... but it's paywalled
    For such a heavyweight, serious newspaper to publish this is certainly worthy of notice.
    - especially since, on R4 this morning, there was a warning (?) about a new artificial "mimic-your-voice" programme/system, that will, with a probabliity of one, be used for scamming politics, everywhere ...

    { Yes, I'm repeating this message across all three threads. It's important, as regards public debate, OK? }

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ SFR
    It's a Land-Rover
    You can always get bits for Land Rovers (!)
    More difficult, as for anyone with an older { Pre-2005? } car is finding the correct lubricating oils

    2198:

    timrowledge @ 2187: “The average EV weighs about 1,000 lbs more than the average ICE because of the weight of its batteries. ” Utter tosh. Complete nonsense. Bilge promulgated by oilers.

    Example - Tesla model 3 [...]

    I believe the problem is with cars other than the Tesla. AFAIK all other electric vehicles are actually existing ICE models with the ICE and transmission removed and electric motors and batteries shoe-horned into the space they left. The result is heavier than the original ICE.

    One reason my latest car is not electric is that we go camping and need to tow a trailer, but the only electric car that can do that is a Tesla (out of our price range). The reason that these electric retro-fit models can't tow a trailer is that the extra battery weight is pushing them up against the design limits for brakes, tyres and suspension, so there isn't anything left for a trailer.

    Hopefully the next generation of vehicles will be born electric and be designed from the ground up to have batteries rather than ICE.

    2199:

    They have a mjor atricle, warning of the apparent dangers of "AI" Link here ... but it's paywalled

    Charlie, I was able to extract the text of the article without getting a trial subscription. Is it acceptable to copy it here?

    2200:

    I believe the problem is with cars other than the Tesla.

    Teslas average over two tons.

    Here are all of Tesla’s current models sorted heaviest to lightest:
    5,390 lbs – Model X Plaid
    5,185 lbs – Model X Long Range
    4,766 lbs – Model S Plaid
    4,561 lbs – Model S Long Range
    4,416 lbs – Model Y Long Range/Performance
    4,065 lbs – Model 3 Long Range/Performance
    3,582 lbs – Model 3 Standard Range Plus
    2,723 lbs Gen. 1 Tesla Roadster

    https://electrek.co/2021/08/02/how-much-does-a-tesla-weigh-comparing-each-model/

    Contrast that with, say, Hyundai weights.

    The average curb weight of this category is 2924 lbs and the average gross weigh is 3888 lbs.
    i10 2185 lbs 2954 lbs
    i20 2646 lbs 3571 lbs
    i30 3009 lbs 3968 lbs
    Sonata 1.6L Automatic 3336 lbs 4354 lbs
    Sonata 2.5L Automatic 3120 lbs 4354 lbs
    Veloster N 3dr Hatchback 2.0L Turbo 8AM 3247 lbs 4079 lbs
    Veloster N 3dr Hatchback 2.0L Turbo 6M 3106 lbs 4079 lbs
    Accent SE 4dr 1.6L CVT 2679 lbs 3638 lbs
    Accent SEL 4dr 1.6L CVT 2679 lbs 3638 lbs
    Accent Limited 4dr 1.6L CVT 2679 lbs 3638 lbs
    Elantra SE/SEL/Limited 2.0L CVT 2725 lbs 3858 lbs
    Elantra 2.0 L Turbo 8AM 3296 lbs 4178 lbs
    Elantra 2.0L Turbo 6M 3186 lbs 4101 lbs
    Elantra 1.6L Turbo 6M 2954 lbs 3924 lbs
    Elantra 1.6L Turbo 7AM 3020 lbs 3990 lbs

    https://vehiclehelp.com/how-much-do-hyundai-cars-weigh/

    So it looks like after the 1st generation Roadster Teslas weights have been increasing, and they average more than Hyundai models (which are pretty typical).

    2201:

    They have a mjor atricle, warning of the apparent dangers of "AI" Link here ... but it's paywalled

    As an aside -- I am not buying it. In fact Ian Hogarth does just what (in a weird Hofstadter-like twist) the detractors he scoffs at, accuse people like him of doing: "obscures real, present harm: the bias and inaccuracies built into many AI programmes in use around the world today".

    Yes. He does exactly that.

    2202:

    Not going to wade into the EV disinformation shouty match again except to reiterate that we've had a Kia Niro EV for 2 years now and it is excellent. I do not know the current price of gasoline. I have never run out of range, nor will I ever.

    2203:

    The fact is that it is nearly a ton heavier than my car, and not much larger (in capacity), but most of the extra weight is not due to the battery, heavy though it is. The extra weight is a BIG problem, and IS a strong argument against solving EV problems by simply making larger cars, but is a weak argument against EVs as such. This confuses people (the majority) who have taken a tribal position on EVs.

    2204:

    "Teslas average over two tons." "The average curb weight of this category is 2924 lbs and the average gross weigh is 3888 lbs. " That has to be the most absurd misuse of averaging that I've seen since since schooldays.

    For a start, just on the face of it the claim is nonsense - it leaves out the Tesla Semi, so let's add another 80,000lb andf recalulate - ooh, look, the average Tesla weighs 12.743lb!

    Those weights quoted for Hyundai vehicles is a bizarre cherry-pick from a truly weird website. Maybe add in the Palisade SUV at 4400lb. And they make big trucks up to semi size too, so recalculating...

    Let's continue the logic and work out the average weight of Lego model vehicles and use that to complain.

    2205:

    Robert Prior @ 2191:

    As far as I can make out, a spare is not an option when ordering from Tesla.

    There are aftermarket spares available. They are pricy, but then Tesla tires are pricy so I expected that:

    https://modernspare.com/product/2020-2023-tesla-model-y-spare-tire-kit-options/

    Well, in MY OPINION, even at the high end of the price range it's still gonna' cost less than if you're stuck somewhere with a flat tire & no cellphone service to call for help.

    Anyway I appreciate the answer.

    2206:

    ilya187 @ 2195:

    On an unrelated topic: https://www.vice.com/en/article/5d9p73/trans-asylum-transport-group

    A service that aims to help transgender people flee the U.S. officially launched two weeks ago — and it has already received 30 applications.

    “In July, people said I was crazy to even come up with this idea. That ‘it won't work,’ ‘it's not needed,’ ‘it's not necessary,” said TRANSport founder and trans activist Rynn Azerial Willgohs. “Here we are nine months later, and I feel like I was looking at a crystal ball.”

    For all the anti-trans bullshit that's been in the news lately, I'm afraid the U.S. is still the least dangerous place in the world for trans people. Maybe the U.K. is better, but it seems like they're getting less & less friendly to refugees.

    I hope the people who fled the U.S. are safe & happy wherever they've gone to

    2207:

    Speaking of EVs - I saw a Rivian pickup truck at Home Depot when I had to stop there earlier today.

    2208:

    I saw one the other day too. It was a nice-looking vehicle, though bigger than it needed to be...

    2209:

    I'm afraid the U.S. is still the least dangerous place in the world for trans people.

    That sounds like the patriotism talking.

    https://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffab&q=which+country+is+safest+for+trans+people&ia=web

    https://matadornetwork.com/read/countries-progressive-transgender-rights/ is a very US-perspective take that picks out Malta as unusually trans-friendly, then the usual suspects in Scandinavia, then "etc" including Canada which is following Australia in having a legal third gender option.

    Which leads us to Canada, Sweden and Netherlands as the 3 safest for travellers from the US.

    The second link on that list is again generic QUILTBAG but says Portugal, Finland, Spain.

    Where the US is mentioned it's more usually "the US is going backwards and here's how...".

    2210:

    RE: 'The extra weight is a BIG problem, and IS a strong argument against solving EV problems by simply making larger cars, but is a weak argument against EVs as such.'

    I just want to know what the full picture is. I'm expecting that EVs will be the vehicle of the near future and I want gov'ts, manufacturers and consumers to be prepared for likely issues. Sticking our heads in the sand isn't going to help us or future generations.

    2211:

    I saw a Rivian yesterday outside the beer store, so I guess they've started shipping them to customers now.

    I know that I'll never buy another EC vehicle, and sometimes my business requires use of a truck, so occasionally I think about buying an electric truck. However, the current electric trucks seem a bit overbuilt for my purposes. I'd like to see an electric truck of comparable size to the old Rangers.

    That said, I intend to run the remaining household EC until it is a pile of rusty bolts, which will hopefully be at least another 100,000 km. With luck it will survive through one more teenager learning to drive with it before it sheds its mortal coil.

    2212:

    What is EC? I assume it is a gasoline powered car, but what exactly is the abbreviation?

    2213:

    Eternal Combustion?

    2214:

    Judging by Ford's Maverick hybrid, an EV version would be useful, I don't expect it before Ford saturates the market with F-150 TVs. Citroen's Old concept looks like a move in the right direction.

    2215:

    All cars have significantly increased curb weights over time, mostly because they're physically bigger - compare and contrast the original mini with the remake as an obvious example, but a 90s civic and a 20s civic are equally wildly different cars - the 90s civic was around 2000lb, a current gen civic weighs around 3000lb.

    Behind that though it mostly comes down to because they include safety features like crumple zones, airbags and reinforced structure around the passenger compartment, and quality of life features like electronic doors and windows, entertainment systems, climate control, powered seats and so on. All that adds a lot of weight.

    Ironically to compensate for that the actual physical cars have gotten significantly lighter - they use high strength steel, carbon fibre and aluminium instead of cold rolled steel, and that allows for thinner door panels and glass to minimise the actual material used while at the same time being stiffer and allowing for better handling on the road.

    2216:

    Judging by Ford's Maverick hybrid, an EV version would be useful, I don't expect it before Ford saturates the market with F-150 TVs.

    Assuming the TV should be EV...

    If you're a car company and you can sell all the EVs you can build. Do you build cars/trucks you can sell for $70K to $120K or ones you can sell for $30K to $50K?

    2217:

    External Combustion. Very popular once upon a time, and set some remarkably high speed records, but I think it is indeed quite difficult to buy a new one these days.

    2218:

    Aren't they normally DIY? I'm pretty sure that some of the things driving down the street outside my house are external combustion. They're definitely loud enough to qualify.

    Not, obviously, as traditional external combustion with water as the working fluid, more in the sense of pouring fuel into the exhaust of a gas turbine...

    2220:

    “If you’re a car company and you can sell all the EVs you can build, do you build cars/trucks you can sell for $70K to $120K or ones you can sell for $30K to $50K?” I expect them to do both, as soon as capacity permits. If Ford cedes the entry level market entirely to competitors, their market shrinks as customers age and shop for something more expensive in the brands they’re familiar with. Not the brand who covered the entry level market for their Grandparents.

    2221:

    External combustion of my stupid brain outputs.. I meant to say ICE (Internal Combustion Engine).

    2222:

    Troutwaxer @ 2208:

    I saw one the other day too. It was a nice-looking vehicle, though bigger than it needed to be...

    How so? The one I saw appeared to be a Mid-Size Pickup Truck; about right for a working truck.

    Much smaller and there's really no point 'cause you can't carry enough tools, equipment, building materials or farm supplies to make it worth while.

    AND

    I'm doing a massive house cleaning right now and I found a new, still in the shrink-wrap copy of "OS/2 Warp Connect". Somewhere around here I may still have an UN-opened copy of "OS/2 Warp 4 Merlin".

    2223:

    I've got a preference for light trucks - I really liked the 1980s Toyotas and Nissans with the 1 1/2 cabs. I'm OK with bigger trucks, but only if they're real working trucks, and to me the Riven edged into "truck as masculinity enhancement" size/shape. (I drove a Ford 450 for work for almost two years.)

    2224:

    I expect them to do both, as soon as capacity permits. If Ford cedes the entry level market entirely to competitors

    While the profit per car built for the F series trucks is high, the startup costs for their switch to EV is a bit staggering. They are losing a few $bil per year early on. Building smaller low margin cars with the same capital costs/overhead just doesn't make sense at first.

    Tesla did the same thing. For a while their cars were nothing if not at the higher end of the price range. I test drove one at a conference about 10 years ago and the base price of their only sedan was $70K. The one I drove priced out at $90K. My fully optioned 2016 Honda Civic Touring with all taxes came in at under $30K a year or so later. Turbo, adaptive cruise, lane warning, side view cameras, etc...

    2225:

    (I drove a Ford 450 for work for almost two years.)

    I have a vision of guys with orange/yellow flash lights waving you out of a parking space.

    I over sized my truck to some degree. It is rated to haul 10,000 pounds. But single cab with bench seat and room to keep all kinds of crap behind the seats. Future proofing. But I drive it under 200/400 miles most months. At times I need to remember to go out and open the doors to make sure the interior doesn't start to mildew.

    My minimum in a truck is a bit over 4' between the wheel wells in the bed and a bed length of 8' with the tail gate down. So I can load up full sheets of OSB/plywood and get most home improvement lumber in it without needing a flagman behind me.

    2226:

    I disagree. My parents had a working farm for decades, and about 98% of the 'truck' work was done with a tiny two-seater Ford Ranger. They had a larger F150 for times when they had to pull a horse trailer or other large load, but the vastly overwhelming majority of work was done by the little efficient truck.

    It is an amazing mental blindspot in our culture that people buy a vehicle for the most extreme use case (<1% of usage) and consquently spend many thousands more on the vehicle, insurance, fuel and maintenance. All of which could rent an absolute monster truck for those edge uses and leave a lot of money left over (while also wrecking the biosphere a lot less).

    2227:

    "I have a vision of guys with orange/yellow flash lights waving you out of a parking space."

    It was a bucket truck when I was working on a big public wifi project.

    2228:

    Rocketpjs @ 2226:

    I disagree. My parents had a working farm for decades, and about 98% of the 'truck' work was done with a tiny two-seater Ford Ranger. They had a larger F150 for times when they had to pull a horse trailer or other large load, but the vastly overwhelming majority of work was done by the little efficient truck.

    Well, FWIW, the Ford Ranger is what I meant by "Mid-Size Pickup Truck".

    https://carbuzz.com/compare/ford-ranger-vs-rivian-r1t#cars=i_88725-vs-i_90291

    For an actual work truck, the crew cabs are nice.

    2229:

    For an actual work truck, the crew cabs are nice

    Those are really common in Australia. It seems weird to mutilate the tax system to make utility vehicles cheaper than those. The slightly annoying thing is that they're not yet a popular target for the electric truck people, and I suspect that's a circular result of their being pushed out of the popular consciousness by "looks like a car, drives like a truck" toys. Which me is more like "as fragile as a car, doesn't carry as much as a truck"... tell me that the front end of an F150 is cheaper to re-panel than an actual truck.

    Our second hand truck sites have a whole category of crew cabs: https://www.trucksales.com.au/items/trucks-category/dual-cab-subcategory/

    2015 Mercedes-Benz Sprinter 516 seems to have all the useful characteristics of the US-style F150 truck nut carriers, while being cheaper and having more load capacity.

    2230:

    Crew cabs are nice if you are carrying a crew. Most crew cabs I see around here carry one person, even the actual work trucks. They tend to stand in for the family car. This is not a rational practice.

    2231:

    Yes, but putting truk nutz{tm} on a family car looks even stupider than putting them on A Big Manly Man's Manly Truck.

    It's like the old days when a station wagon was cool because the Beach Boys had woodys but a people mover was uncool because something about suburban women driving them.

    2232:

    Seems equally stupid to me.

    2233:

    My parents had a working farm for decades, and about 98% of the 'truck' work was done with a tiny two-seater Ford Ranger.

    My grandfather had a dairy farm for over 40 years, the last decade and a bit he managed with a HX Holden Kingswood Sedan (inline 6), which (in addition to being the family car) was used to bring home three hundredweight sacks of pollard for the milking bales every 2 days (and replaced the rear shocks more often than usual I guess). Late in life he said if he had the time over he'd have rather had a dual-cab ute, but I don't think those were really around in the 70s, here anyway.

    The Kingswood replaced a very retro looking Holden (maybe an FB or FC, I'm not really sure, I was just a kid the last time I saw it). This was a step up from the Ford Prefect he had in the 50s. There's a story that he once picked up a bull calf from somewhere near Lismore with the Prefect, a 500km-plus round trip, having taken the back seat out to make room. This was done with my grandmother and two kids in the car (one of the kids being my mum) and was completed one night after milking, so there was no delay to milking the following morning.

    He also had a tractor going at any given time and a collection of things a tractor could haul around the farm, though the only ones I can remember being used in my lifetime were the ploughs and a big timber-decked hay wagon. Most really heavy work was done by machinery that was hired in, along with an operator. The instances of that which I remember witnessing were harvesting corn and baling hay. Maybe trucks and utes are used for some of the things you'd do with a tractor, but that's well outside that golden nostalgic sunbeam glow for me, however practical it might be.

    2234:

    Large vehicles
    Well, I'm about to use the L-R for the first time in 3 months (!)
    Why don't I get rid of it?
    1: I deliberately bought it in 2003, with the intention of never, ever, buying another car - & car buying-&-selling has got a lot more difficult since then.
    2: It carries vast amounts, which about twice a year, I REALLY NEED
    3: Sell it & hire, when I need a load-carrier?
    - 3a} Problem - everything else is low-to-the-ground & total pain in the Back & Legs to get in a out of & I really feel unsafe, not having the L-R's high viewpoint - I've avoided serious trouble, several times, because of that.
    - 3b} Problem - I think I'm going to find it almost impossible to hire anything at all as I'm 77.
    Now what?

    2235:

    Back from my medical test. Nobody said, "Hey, why don't you wait around a few minutes so I can show this to a doctor," which I'm assuming is a good sign...

    2236:

    Yay! Not dead yet!

    2237:

    Still haven't heard from a doctor. I'm starting to relax.

    2239:
    2: It carries vast amounts, which about twice a year, I REALLY NEED

    There is technology to help solve that: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trailer_(vehicle)

    2240:

    anonemouse @ 2239:

    2: It carries vast amounts, which about twice a year, I REALLY NEED

    There is technology to help solve that: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trailer_(vehicle)

    You still have to have some way to TOW the trailer. The LR Defender will work as well as anything and better than some.

    Plus you can still use the vehicle to get around & do stuff when you don't need to have the trailer attached.

    2241:

    Ok, now find a UK company who will hire out a 1 tonne payload trailer that doesn't need a vehicle with at least a 3.5T train plate to tow it. When you do this, you may have a point.

    2242:

    A lot depends on the fine print, though. It takes me many, many trips to move 12-15 cubic metres of woodchips using my bike trailer, but they magically appear in my driveway when I ask Wayne the Wood Fairy to drop in.

    https://imgur.com/a/8ef8SUo

    A lot of stuff like this is quite cheap to have delivered even compared to the cost of hiring a truck or trailer for a day, let alone the cost of running a motor vehicle. If you only need the motor vehicle twice a year and are eligible to hire one or pay for delivery I can't imagine a situation where the ownership options would be the cheap one.

    Maybe if your are has no registration fees etc for EVs and you have an electric truck that you use as a house battery (with wheels!) so the marginal cost of the wheels and motor is low?

    2243:

    Glad to hear it.

    2244:

    It seems like a typical US-misconception that you need a huge truck to tow anything.

    https://www.google.de/search?q=Käfer+mit+Anhänger

    (Yes, many of the pictures are of model cars, but there are some real ones as well.)

    2245:

    It seems like a typical US-misconception that you need a huge truck to tow anything.

    You don't define the size of the load. Many of the pictures in your link would be illegal in the US. Not that you couldn't pull the load. But the stability of such a setup in a wind or sudden lane change can be very problematic. It comes down to weigh of the trailer and to some degree the auto pulling it.

    Plus the other big issue is braking. You can gradually get up to speed with a small car pulling too much but if you have to stop will the trailer push the auto forward even after the wheels are locked?

    My truck is rated to tow 10K pounds. But the truck doesn't weigh that much. But has the brakes, engine size, and frame/hitch point to deal with such. And the hitch point is rated for up to what is the US is a class IV. (They range from I to V) And it has the wiring and connector next to the hitch point to feed the braking requests and lighting information to the trailer.

    I once, many years ago, towed a 10K load with a car, well an SUV, rated at 5K. It was just from a rental place to home and back. I took it easy and it was a sort distance. But I could quickly tell driving at much of any speed or distance was asking for a mini disaster.

    2246:

    A lot of stuff like this is quite cheap to have delivered even compared to the cost of hiring a truck or trailer for a day, let alone the cost of running a motor vehicle.

    Yep.

    My problem is that my house and most of my yard (1/3 acre total) sits 4-5m above street level. And to get around to the back where I'd want such 99% of the time means going under my utility lines which hang down with less than 3M clearance.

    So no big trucks. Places are more than willing to dump such on the street but that creates situation where I need a skid steer or similar to keep the city off my back for making a big mess in the street. Or I pay the delivery folks or a 3rd party to dump it in the street then haul it around to the back of the house. So I'm back to having my own trailer.

    2247:

    Ok, now find a UK company who will hire out a 1 tonne payload trailer that doesn't need a vehicle with at least a 3.5T train plate to tow it.

    I've not seen such in the US either. U-Haul will rent you all sizes from big foot locker to small room sized trailers. But they are all enclosed. And you get to sign in blood that if you screw up the load and wreak it is totally your fault. Doesn't stop them from being sued but at least they can dump the costs onto you.

    Open smallish trailers, I'm guessing, are a liability issue for rental firms. I've seen all kinds of dangerous crazy things and loads by people who have no idea what they are doing and things are just waiting to fall over the side or back. I suspect the rental places here are told by their insurance companies, "NO!".

    Buy all kinds of places will sell you smaller open trailers for $1000 to $5000 depending. All you have to do is figure out where to store it. I have one. But I have 1/6 acre back yard and can keep it in the back corner.

    2248:

    1: who said anything about hiring? If you've three grand and 2.4x2m of clear wall to store it against, owning an Ifor Williams trailer (a UK company, even!) should be pretty straightforward.

    2: https://trailermedic.co.uk/trailer-hire/, see the 'GD84' column on the right hand side.

    2249:

    I can. You have no idea how difficult it is to hire suitable equipment for 'domestic' use in the UK, especially for 'problem' people (like Greg and me - age). The problem doesn't occur for large quantities, but ones that are too large for an ordinary car and too small to get delivery. 10 cubic metres of woodship? No problem. 1 cubic metre? MUCH harder.

    And, to anonymouse: ha, ha! Even large houses (such as mine) rarely have that amount of free space, and a trailer of that weight needs more than an ordinary car licence (and more than an ordinary car!) Suitable trailers ARE available, but there is still the storage space problem.

    2250:
    a trailer of that weight needs more than an ordinary car licence (and more than an ordinary car!)

    They absolutely do not. To both assertions. 1400kg is the maximum weight; a Fiat 500 isn't going to be able to manage it, but Skoda claim their 1.4L petrol Octavia can tow 1500.

    2251:

    And on re-read: you don't have 2.4x2m of blank wall? I'm suggesting storing it standing on end.

    2252:

    Most people in my street don't. The fronts and backs of the houses are too broken up with doors and windows. There is plenty of blank wall down the side, but not enough width between the wall and the fence dividing you from next door to get a trailer down there. Only a few of the houses that are on sufficiently non-rectangular corner plots have enough space down the sides to do things like that.

    2253:

    "a trailer of that weight needs more than an ordinary car licence"

    Even for you? It wouldn't surprise me that people who passed their test recently can't do it, but I know my licence lets me drive/tow some bloody big things up to several tonnes. Not quite sure how big because it's never come up. I can't remember if I personally ever had to tow anything heavy for work, which would have been before the big reduction in the amount of extras you automatically get with a car licence that came in in the 90s, but I do remember that the ordinary car licence you got back then was good enough that we all could tow diggers and things around if we needed to, and there weren't any people who weren't allowed to do it for lack of a potent enough licence.

    2255:

    I turned 73 during COVID, and I had the option of abandoning my 8 tonne grandfather right, or ordering a paper copy through a post office (assume they would get one for me). So I am limited to 3.5 tonnes, like youngsters. And, of course, that is only for braked trailers - unbraked ones may not exceed 750 Kg, gross.

    I can't remember what my car is rated for, but it's a lot less than 1400 Kg. However, a Skoda Fabia is not a large car.

    2256:

    Sydney's modern classified ads are full of "man with a van, by the hour" and similar things for just about any class of vehicle. I hired a man with a ute and a roofrack to carry 6m long coolstore panels, for example. Was ~$80 for an hour, from pick up point to drop off point.

    www.gumtree.com.au but they have "improved" the site to make it impossible to share search links without full tracking. Type "man with a van" into search, pick a location (in Australia, obviously) and away you go.

    2257:

    The UK is not Australia; such services do exist, but not for all types of load (e.g. manure!), nor always at feasible prices (e.g. taking my recumbent trike to the Highlands). However, the reason I was happy to give up my 8 ton right is that I would prefer to use those rather than risk driving something that size and which I have no experience with, at my age.

    Incidentally, the 3.5 ton limit is gross - vehicle, occupants, luggage, trailer and contents - and it would be easy to exceed the licence limit on (for example) a new high-end Skoda Octavia without reaching the vehicle's limits.

    This is all rather diverging from my original point, which is that hiring is very often not feasible, and storage space is a big problem.

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